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Lads! One-two!

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So, like, I've had a think
of how I can bury me face,

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in your ma's arse,
but we still move on together

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with our relationship.
Lad, it's too early for this.

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No, exposure therapy
to overcome your fears.

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I'll come round for tea
and I'll sit opposite you,

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then I'll eat some tea,
then put my face in your ma's arse,

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eat tea, face in arse,
eat tea, face in arse.

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I'm gonna record you saying this
one day and send it to her.

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You'd shit yourself.

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Do it!
Be good to float the idea to her.

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Seriously, though, how long
would you be pissed off at me for?

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Or does it depend
how long I'm in there for?

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I suppose if you had your head in me
ma's arse for like a week straight,

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I'd be more pissed off, like, yeah.

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Lad, I'd eat a chicken dipper
out your ma's arse.

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Honestly, I would, cos if your ma
said to me, "Come round for tea.

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"You can have these chicken dippers,
only if you eat them out me arse",

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I'd not only do it,
I'd prefer it served that way.

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SCOFFS

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Ah, there youse are, lads.
All right, boys.

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Can I ask youse two something?

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Right, when a lad
goes out with a girl to dinner,

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he usually pays, right?

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So when you two go out, who pays,
because youse are both lads?

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Should I tell him?

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Yeah. Go on, it's time.

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Connor, every time we go out,

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we each take in turns
to wear a bra under our shirt.

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That's how we know who's paying.
Mm-hmm.

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GASPS
I didn't know that.

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Eh, Thomas!

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I've got an idea for an app
that is gonna shit all over yours.

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It's called ScrApp.

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For like-minded people
who wanna meet up for a daily scrap.

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Lewis Connolly, soon to be the face
of Universal Credit,

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treats women like they're shit
and says,

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"I'm not racist, me, lads,

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"cos I got three DVDs
of that Morgan Freeman fella."

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Keep chatting wham, lad, with
your little astrology dating app.

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All that Mars and Venus shite, lad,
it's a load of bollocks.

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It's a shame that you think that,

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cos I saw Aimee's profile on there
last night, and you two...

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you're perfectly matched.

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Really, lad?

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No! Because even Mars and Venus
know that you're a piece of shit

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Aimee's far too good for!

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LAUGHTER
Oh, you've been told there, lad.

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You whopper!

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Tom is well funny, you know?

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OK, lad?
Get off!

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Cor, I'm raging with Ziad!
Why?

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Do you know the special thing
he had planned

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was a scrapbook of our
first weeks together with, like,

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photies and tickets
from stuff we did.

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That sounds amazing.

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Well, no, it's not,
cos there was a photie missing -

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the one of us shagging!

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Still, it's really thoughtful,
though, innit?

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It's not THAT thoughtful, girl!

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I mean, I've got the photies on me
phone, I don't need them in a book.

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And he chose
all the worst ones of us.

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And the tickets?
I mean, I can't even use 'em again,

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so what's the point in that?!

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You didn't say this to him, did you?
Nah.

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I just pretended it was cute,
but like, all I was thinking

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was why doesn't he wanna have sex
with me? Like...

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...what if... he doesn't find me fit?

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Can't be that.

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Argh! What is Rory slide tackling
in the playground for?

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Move! Could've ended me career!

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Let it go, lad,
it was a good challenge.

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What d'you mean?
Nah, nah, nah. Next time I see him,

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I'm gonna kill him!

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With... with forgiveness.

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Cos Islam teaches us
the art of forgiveness

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to all that have wronged us.

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Oh... Ella Grace.

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I am honoured
that you trusted me with this, Mo.

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I know it means so much to you.

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And thank you
for facilitating my growth.

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Abdullah.

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Ah...

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CHUCKLING

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Are you still pretending
to be religious? Shh!

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You haven't got a chance
with her, mate!

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What's next, lad? Taking her
to the promised land, are you?

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Pilgrimage to Mecca? Eh?

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You never know, you might get
to hold her hand, then, Mo.

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Mm-mm-mm...
Had you all whipped.

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MESSAGE ALERT
Shut up, lad!

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♪ Will we ever be
Like the way we used to be

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♪ Or have we lost ourselves?

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♪ Thought I knew you... ♪

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Oh! Glad I bumped into you.

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Um, yesterday
at Romeo And Juliet rehearsals

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during the romantic scene,

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I kind of felt like
you got a bit TOO into it.

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Try to remember...

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WHISPERS: ..we're acting.

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Sorry, you're right,
but our faces get so close

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and that gigantic spot you had
on your nose was just too seducing.

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To be fair,
same here with your Scouse accent

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butchering Shakespeare.

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Ooh, it's just too alluring.

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Only one thing to do, then.
Ella Grace?

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Christopher and I are having trouble
navigating our creative relationship

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during rehearsals
due to some of the intimate content.

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Do you think you could
help guide us through our issues?

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I...
Yes.

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We want to reach a point
where a structure is in place

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that allows us to unleash
our best performance

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in an environment
that feels safe and comfortable.

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WHIMPERS

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Are you all right?

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Ooh. It's just so inspiring

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that you're collectively
thinking about this.

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Guys, sorry, I mean folks,

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I will be your intimacy coordinator.
Mm-hmm. Mm.

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LAUGHTER

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Oh, my God, she believed us!

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See you later.

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Oh!

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I'm back with a bang, lad!

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The bang being the kid I dropped
on me way in with a lazy jab.

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I heard Meachy
got about 20 emails saying,

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"Announce Lewis's return, lad."

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Were they all from Kieron?
Maybe.

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But listen, I had some time
to do some real soul searching

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when I was away. And I realised...

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...my soul's a natural born lunatic,

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so I found your Insta,
got a pic of your fat sponge 'ead

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and put it on me dart board.

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Why am I in black and white?

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Printer's out of colour,
wasn't an artistic choice!

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Shouldn't there be a dart in it?
I lost me darts, lad!

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EXHALES CALMLY

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The point is, stay away from her,
or I'll cripple you.

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I wonder what the surprise is?

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Maybe he's taking you
in a private jet

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to a posh restaurant in Paris!
Nah!

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I reckon he's bought you LFC!

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Put me on the wing,
I'm a whippet, lad!

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Oh. My. God! It gets even better!

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THEY ALL EXCLAIM

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That's a '23 plate.

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Imagine if we had a car.

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The birds would be all over us.
We could drive them into town!

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We could take the birds
to t'pictures!

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We could go Maccies drive thru!

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With the birds, obviously.

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You're a lucky bastard, you, Ted!
I wanna Thomas!

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Go 'ead, Ted!

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He's so lucky, you know?

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I didn't even know these were here.
What are they?

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One hundred human figures.

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Me grandad would take me here
sometimes when I was a kid.

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He believed that
the statues represent life,

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and the sea is death.

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That's why each figure
stands further out towards the sea,

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as we're all at different stages
of our life.

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And that's why in between,
we have to be bold, take chances,

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because one day,
you will be the last statue.

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And you don't wanna look back
at your past selves and think,

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"I wasn't brave enough,
or bold enough."

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And now, I come here on me own.

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As me grandad
DID become the last statue.

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TUTS

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He slowly faded away.

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Just like the image I have of him
in me 'ead.

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But you know what didn't fade away?

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What he taught me.
That's why I did my app!

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Because I've always believed
in astrology

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and how there's a soulmate out there
for all of us.

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Do you believe in soulmates?

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Yes! Don't you?

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There HAS to be a reason
this universe exists. Just look!

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It's just too deliberate,
too beautifully orchestrated.

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Maybe... it's to experience love.

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It's amazing you got all them
inspirations from these statues.

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I just interpreted them as

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"normalise getting your arse out
at the beach".

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THEY CHUCKLE
Ted, I love your sense of humour.

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But don't use it as an escape
just because you're feeling anxious.

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Be present, Ted.

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CHUCKLING

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As-salamu alaikum wa
Rahmatullahi wa Barakatuhu.

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Al-hamdu lillahi rabbil 'alamin.
CRUNCHING

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Want one, lad?

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No, thanks.

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Can you please let me do my dua?

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Sorry. Sorry, yeah. Go 'ead.

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As-salamu alaikum wa
Rahmatullahi wa Barakatuhu.

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As-salamu alaikum wa Rahmatullahi
wa Barakatuhu. Al-hamdu lillah...

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CRUNCHING

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So how's it going with Mia-Louise?
It's fine.

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I bet you're getting it
every night, lad.

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You know, it's none
of your business, actually.

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Oh, my God.
That means you're getting nothing!

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Sorry, do you not realise
how disrespectful you're being

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right now?
Yeah. Sorry, sorry.

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Can you not get it up, or something?
What?

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You know...
No.

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Oh.
I want to wait until marriage.

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Are you MAD?
I must be.

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Look, I want to, so much,
but I care about my religion,

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and I want to be
dedicated to my faith.

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But she is proper fit.

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You think I don't know that? I have
the exact same desires as you,

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Mohammed, OK? Sometimes I think
I'm doing the wrong thing.

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Like, what if she thinks
I'm a crazy religious person

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and she wants to end
the relationship?

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I get it. I wish The Brimble
was more like Mia-Louise.

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I'm getting nothing.

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You know, she's actually
probably the type of girl

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that appreciates the mental strength
it takes to abstain

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and overcome the needs of the body.

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You reckon?

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GASPING

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Come 'ead.

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BOTH RECITE IN ARABIC

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Do you mind if I join?

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It would be an honour
to strengthen my connection

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to your beautiful faith.
Yeah, course.

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Here, move.

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Am I OK to repeat what you guys say?

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Yes! Of course.
Actually, it's a great idea. Yes.

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But in Islam, a man and woman
cannot pray together,

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but that's OK. It's OK.
I will teach you something,

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and you repeat after me. OK?
You ready?

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SPEAKS IN ARABIC

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IN ARABIC:

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Wow. Bravo. Well, like, you're
amazing. We will say it together?

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Lad.
Yeah! Come on.

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We're like family here, yes?
You know, it's OK.

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Yeah. Family.
One, two, three...

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IN ARABIC:

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Wow. Well, very good.
You are a natural, you know?

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Ted, come on.
Isn't it a bit soon for us

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to be going to some
five-star spa resort together?

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Ah... shut up.

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I wanted to bring you here,

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because like you said
the beach shaped you,

244
00:11:35,003 --> 00:11:36,003
round here shaped me.

245
00:11:37,003 --> 00:11:40,523
I decided from a young age that I
wasn't gonna let any little knob 'ed

246
00:11:40,523 --> 00:11:44,003
from round here
not let me be who I wanted to be.

247
00:11:44,003 --> 00:11:47,523
Ask Liam Hughes. He kicked off,
thinkin' I was a soft touch.

248
00:11:47,523 --> 00:11:53,003
What kind of violent,
Neanderthal thug am I seeing?

249
00:11:53,003 --> 00:11:54,003
Ah, don't worry.

250
00:11:54,003 --> 00:11:57,003
There weren't any lasting effects
from the beating I gave Liam.

251
00:11:57,003 --> 00:11:58,043
All right, Liam!

252
00:12:00,003 --> 00:12:04,003
Oh, my God, I'm joking!
That's Smigger!

253
00:12:04,003 --> 00:12:06,003
Oh... Such a wind-up!

254
00:12:06,003 --> 00:12:09,003
All right, Smig? They're hopeful
you'll be outta that in a year!

255
00:12:11,003 --> 00:12:14,003
Another one that got cheeky, though.

256
00:12:14,003 --> 00:12:15,003
Oh, my God, I'm joking!

257
00:12:15,003 --> 00:12:16,523
CHUCKLING

258
00:12:17,683 --> 00:12:21,003
No, to be honest, Thomas,
I have to be in control.

259
00:12:21,003 --> 00:12:24,003
I don't let anyone in me head,
but...

260
00:12:24,003 --> 00:12:27,003
you have... a little bit.

261
00:12:29,003 --> 00:12:31,683
Right scary,
but it's exciting as well.

262
00:12:31,683 --> 00:12:36,003
Exactly. What's the point
of being in control all the time?

263
00:12:36,003 --> 00:12:38,003
It's so boring.

264
00:12:38,003 --> 00:12:40,003
Not being in control...

265
00:12:41,003 --> 00:12:44,843
...that's where the beautiful chaos
happens.

266
00:12:46,003 --> 00:12:48,003
GASPS

267
00:12:48,003 --> 00:12:50,843
What you doing?!
Have a little spin.

268
00:12:50,843 --> 00:12:53,003
Don't mind us!
Chaos coming through!

269
00:12:53,003 --> 00:12:56,003
♪ This place is where I'm from

270
00:12:56,003 --> 00:13:00,003
♪ Familiar faces
And the accent's like a song... ♪

271
00:13:05,523 --> 00:13:08,003
LAUGHING LOUDLY

272
00:13:08,003 --> 00:13:11,003
Why is he laughing so much?

273
00:13:11,003 --> 00:13:13,003
It's a bit flirty, that, innit?

274
00:13:13,003 --> 00:13:16,003
Read the top one.
"I'm going down the hozzy, me lad."

275
00:13:16,003 --> 00:13:19,363
That means you're going to
the hospital. The hospital?

276
00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:22,003
I'm still learning.
OK. One more, one more. OK.

277
00:13:22,003 --> 00:13:25,003
"An absolute belter of a lad."
LAUGHTER

278
00:13:25,003 --> 00:13:26,003
Ah, I say good?

279
00:13:26,003 --> 00:13:29,003
Oh, my God!
Why is he taking Thomas's phone?

280
00:13:29,003 --> 00:13:30,203
Is he giving him his number?

281
00:13:30,203 --> 00:13:34,003
This means to, like,
avoid someone or something.

282
00:13:34,003 --> 00:13:35,003
OK.
OK?

283
00:13:35,003 --> 00:13:37,003
All right. Ready?
Ready, OK. Go!

284
00:13:37,003 --> 00:13:38,683
"I'm swerving my bird tonight".

285
00:13:38,683 --> 00:13:40,003
SHE GASPS

286
00:13:40,003 --> 00:13:45,003
Did you just hear that?
He's swerving me tonight for Thomas!

287
00:13:45,003 --> 00:13:48,003
Aims, it all makes sense why
he doesn't wanna have sex with me.

288
00:13:48,003 --> 00:13:50,043
My Ziad's one of those
proper fit gays.

289
00:13:50,043 --> 00:13:53,003
He's not gay.

290
00:13:53,003 --> 00:13:56,363
A healthy, consent-driven
environment is paramount

291
00:13:56,363 --> 00:13:59,683
to ensuring actors
reach their creative potential.

292
00:13:59,683 --> 00:14:04,003
Actors are storytellers,
but I am also a storyteller.

293
00:14:04,003 --> 00:14:06,683
And my story ends
with established boundaries.

294
00:14:06,683 --> 00:14:09,003
See, that's my concern.

295
00:14:09,003 --> 00:14:12,003
I don't wanna overstep
any boundaries.

296
00:14:12,003 --> 00:14:14,363
Like, am I allowed to hug him?

297
00:14:14,363 --> 00:14:18,003
If you both feel comfortable
with that, and, more importantly,

298
00:14:18,003 --> 00:14:20,003
you communicate that to each other.

299
00:14:20,003 --> 00:14:23,003
So, during the hug, can I have
a slight squeeze of her arse

300
00:14:23,003 --> 00:14:25,003
if I feel it suits the character?

301
00:14:28,003 --> 00:14:29,363
How would you feel about that,
Aimee?

302
00:14:29,363 --> 00:14:31,003
Comfortable.

303
00:14:31,003 --> 00:14:33,003
Well, then, you've established
a secure space

304
00:14:33,003 --> 00:14:34,003
which allows that to happen.

305
00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:41,003
So, if we both feel comfortable
with me tickling his balls,

306
00:14:41,003 --> 00:14:42,003
can we do it?

307
00:14:42,003 --> 00:14:46,003
Ooh, erm...
If you've established boundaries

308
00:14:46,003 --> 00:14:49,003
and the ball tickling falls
within those boundaries, then yeah.

309
00:14:49,003 --> 00:14:50,843
So as long as
we're both comfortable,

310
00:14:50,843 --> 00:14:53,003
we can really do all of that,
even if it's not in the script?

311
00:14:53,003 --> 00:14:55,003
Yeah, as long as it...

312
00:14:55,003 --> 00:14:56,003
So, I could wank him off?

313
00:14:56,003 --> 00:14:58,003
Then I could finish on her tits?

314
00:14:58,003 --> 00:15:01,003
I could wear a strap-on
and peg his arsehole on stage?

315
00:15:01,003 --> 00:15:04,003
Well, yeah...
Look, let's leave it there.

316
00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:06,003
Sometimes it's better to take

317
00:15:06,003 --> 00:15:09,363
a step back from communication
to um, reflect.

318
00:15:12,003 --> 00:15:13,203
THEY LAUGH

319
00:15:15,003 --> 00:15:16,843
See you later.
Oh!

320
00:15:18,363 --> 00:15:23,003
Put some respect on me name, lad!
I told you to stay away from her.

321
00:15:23,003 --> 00:15:27,003
I can't. We're acting together.
She's Juliet, I'm Romeo.

322
00:15:27,003 --> 00:15:29,003
Then do the scenes separately
on a green screen

323
00:15:29,003 --> 00:15:31,003
and edit it together
in post-production!

324
00:15:31,003 --> 00:15:33,363
This is a play, not a movie.

325
00:15:33,363 --> 00:15:36,523
Always with the smart arse answers, lad.

326
00:15:36,523 --> 00:15:39,003
You've left me no choice.

327
00:15:39,003 --> 00:15:41,003
There's a storm comin' for Aimee.

328
00:15:41,003 --> 00:15:43,003
MIMICS STORMY WIND

329
00:15:43,003 --> 00:15:46,003
Stay indoors, lad!

330
00:15:46,003 --> 00:15:50,003
You don't wanna
get caught in Storm Lewis.

331
00:15:50,003 --> 00:15:51,003
HE LAUGHS NASTILY

332
00:15:51,003 --> 00:15:54,003
Unless I tell you to come out,
cos I'm gonna smash your head in.

333
00:16:09,003 --> 00:16:10,003
TEXT ALERT

334
00:16:13,683 --> 00:16:15,003
GASPS

335
00:16:15,003 --> 00:16:16,683
Did you hear that?

336
00:16:18,003 --> 00:16:19,363
False alarm.

337
00:16:19,363 --> 00:16:21,003
THEY LAUGH

338
00:16:21,003 --> 00:16:23,003
HEAVY BREATHING

339
00:16:23,003 --> 00:16:25,003
♪ One love

340
00:16:25,003 --> 00:16:27,003
♪ One life... ♪

341
00:16:27,003 --> 00:16:28,843
PANTING

342
00:16:28,843 --> 00:16:33,003
♪ When it's one need
In the night... ♪

343
00:16:34,363 --> 00:16:37,003
MOANING

344
00:16:40,003 --> 00:16:42,843
PANTING AND MOANING

345
00:16:52,003 --> 00:16:53,003
Ted?

346
00:16:53,003 --> 00:16:55,523
Sorry I didn't reply
to your text before.

347
00:16:55,523 --> 00:16:58,003
Do you wanna come over
to mine instead, though?

348
00:16:58,003 --> 00:17:01,003
I've got a free house,
so we're alone then.

349
00:17:01,003 --> 00:17:03,003
I've got homework to sort out.

350
00:17:03,003 --> 00:17:06,003
Well, just come after your homework.
I've been missing you today.

351
00:17:07,043 --> 00:17:09,003
I heard you in the toilets.

352
00:17:11,003 --> 00:17:13,003
Are you following me?

353
00:17:13,003 --> 00:17:15,003
No. I was in the cubicle
next to you,

354
00:17:15,003 --> 00:17:18,003
but I probably would have heard you
from the fucking gym!

355
00:17:18,003 --> 00:17:22,683
Why are you getting angry, Ted?
You're embarrassing yourself.

356
00:17:22,683 --> 00:17:25,003
Yeah, but I thought...
Yeah, but thought... what?

357
00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:27,003
You thought that I like you?

358
00:17:27,003 --> 00:17:30,003
I do, I really like you,
and I wanna see where this goes,

359
00:17:30,003 --> 00:17:32,003
but at the same time,
I don't wanna be tied down.

360
00:17:32,003 --> 00:17:34,003
I'm exploring ethical non-monogamy.

361
00:17:34,003 --> 00:17:36,003
I thought you believed in soulmates.

362
00:17:36,003 --> 00:17:38,523
I do. One day, but right now...

363
00:17:38,523 --> 00:17:41,003
I just wanna have fun, Ted.

364
00:17:41,003 --> 00:17:44,003
What do you mean by that?

365
00:17:44,003 --> 00:17:49,843
Look, I understand that this is
your first relationship,

366
00:17:49,843 --> 00:17:53,843
but you need to let me know
if you can handle this.

367
00:18:00,363 --> 00:18:04,003
Mia-Louise! Mia-Louise!

368
00:18:04,003 --> 00:18:06,003
Please, please, please...

369
00:18:06,003 --> 00:18:07,003
Why didn't you reply to me
last night?

370
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:11,003
Cos Ziad, I know why you don't wanna
have sex with me.

371
00:18:12,843 --> 00:18:15,003
OK, look, I'm sorry.
I was going to tell you.

372
00:18:15,003 --> 00:18:16,003
I thought it would change things.

373
00:18:16,003 --> 00:18:18,843
It's a game changer, Ziad.

374
00:18:18,843 --> 00:18:21,003
Maybe if we get married,
things will be different.

375
00:18:21,003 --> 00:18:22,003
That's not how marriage works.

376
00:18:22,003 --> 00:18:24,003
So, you don't want to be with me
any more?

377
00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:25,363
Well, do you wanna be with me?

378
00:18:25,363 --> 00:18:29,003
Of course I do! Look, it's just sex.
It doesn't change our connection.

379
00:18:29,003 --> 00:18:31,203
Wait, so we're together,

380
00:18:31,203 --> 00:18:34,003
but then you just leave
to go and do that sometimes?

381
00:18:34,003 --> 00:18:36,003
Leave?

382
00:18:36,003 --> 00:18:39,003
You wanna do it in front of me?
Do what in front of you?

383
00:18:39,003 --> 00:18:41,003
Shag guys!

384
00:18:41,003 --> 00:18:43,003
Cos you're into fellas!

385
00:18:43,003 --> 00:18:45,003
No, I'm not.

386
00:18:45,003 --> 00:18:48,003
Then why don't you wanna have sex
with me?

387
00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:50,003
Because I...
Cos what?

388
00:18:51,003 --> 00:18:54,003
Because I want to wait
until marriage.

389
00:18:54,003 --> 00:18:57,003
Oh! Oh, my God.
Well, thank God for that!

390
00:18:57,003 --> 00:19:00,003
OK, so you don't think
I'm a crazy religious person?

391
00:19:00,003 --> 00:19:03,003
Nah, nah. I'm just made up
you're not into fellas.

392
00:19:03,003 --> 00:19:06,003
OK, good, because... Mia-Louise,
I want to go on a journey with you

393
00:19:06,003 --> 00:19:08,003
that elevates above the physical,

394
00:19:08,003 --> 00:19:10,843
that explores meanings that are
deeper and more everlasting,

395
00:19:10,843 --> 00:19:14,003
that can bind us together
as one eternal soul.

396
00:19:14,003 --> 00:19:16,003
HE MUTTERS

397
00:19:18,003 --> 00:19:20,003
And we can do some fingering.

398
00:19:20,003 --> 00:19:22,203
No, I can't do any sexual activity,
Mia-Louise.

399
00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:25,003
What about, like, oral stuff?
No. I can't do anything.

400
00:19:25,003 --> 00:19:26,003
SHE GASPS

401
00:19:26,003 --> 00:19:27,003
Dry-humping!

402
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,003
Te-ed.

403
00:19:33,003 --> 00:19:34,523
You OK?

404
00:19:34,523 --> 00:19:37,003
I've never seen you cry before, lad.

405
00:19:37,003 --> 00:19:39,003
TED SNIFFS

406
00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:41,003
Thomas just dump you?

407
00:19:41,003 --> 00:19:44,003
Oh... I called it, you know?

408
00:19:44,003 --> 00:19:47,523
I said to the others,
he's way outta your league.

409
00:19:47,523 --> 00:19:49,363
He didn't dump me.

410
00:19:49,363 --> 00:19:51,003
Then what's up?

411
00:19:51,003 --> 00:19:55,003
He wants to see me,
but see other people, too.

412
00:19:55,003 --> 00:19:57,003
Isn't that what all gays do?

413
00:19:57,003 --> 00:19:58,003
No.

414
00:19:58,003 --> 00:20:00,003
Well, not everyone.

415
00:20:01,003 --> 00:20:03,003
I'm not sure that's what I want.

416
00:20:03,003 --> 00:20:07,523
I understand, lad.
I'm onto something similar meself.

417
00:20:07,523 --> 00:20:09,003
What d'you mean?

418
00:20:09,003 --> 00:20:10,003
Reece's ma.

419
00:20:12,003 --> 00:20:16,003
I have these special moments
with her when I go round for tea.

420
00:20:16,003 --> 00:20:19,003
I tell her that her corn beef hash
is stunning,

421
00:20:19,003 --> 00:20:21,003
then she gives me that smile.
Hm!

422
00:20:23,003 --> 00:20:27,003
Then I have to leave,
and it kills me,

423
00:20:27,003 --> 00:20:31,003
cos I wanna see that smile
every second of every day.

424
00:20:31,003 --> 00:20:34,003
And then the questions
I'm left wrestling with are...

425
00:20:34,003 --> 00:20:38,003
"Am I OK with just living off
these special moments?"

426
00:20:38,003 --> 00:20:40,003
"Am I OK with not being all in?"

427
00:20:41,523 --> 00:20:43,003
SIGHS

428
00:20:43,003 --> 00:20:45,683
So... you bummed him yet, like?

429
00:20:45,683 --> 00:20:47,003
TUTS

430
00:20:48,363 --> 00:20:50,683
♪ I know that I'm your homie

431
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:54,683
♪ I ain't just gonna let that go

432
00:20:54,683 --> 00:20:57,003
♪ Don't think that you can call me

433
00:20:57,003 --> 00:21:00,003
♪ Because you're feeling lonely. ♪

434
00:21:00,003 --> 00:21:03,843
Ommmmmmmm...

435
00:21:03,843 --> 00:21:06,003
and finished!

436
00:21:06,003 --> 00:21:08,003
Oh. That was short.

437
00:21:08,003 --> 00:21:12,003
Yeah. This Islamic meditation's
a very quick one.

438
00:21:12,003 --> 00:21:19,003
I mainly use it to strengthen me
mind to help with fasting, you know?

439
00:21:19,003 --> 00:21:21,003
And me abstinence from sex.

440
00:21:21,003 --> 00:21:23,043
You abstain from sex?
Yeah.

441
00:21:23,043 --> 00:21:25,003
Until marriage.

442
00:21:25,003 --> 00:21:29,003
It's easy to give in
to basic physical needs,

443
00:21:29,003 --> 00:21:31,003
but my brain's different.

444
00:21:31,003 --> 00:21:34,003
It needs to be
constantly challenged.

445
00:21:34,003 --> 00:21:37,003
You must be so mentally strong, Mo.

446
00:21:37,003 --> 00:21:41,523
Yeah. With great power
comes great responsibility.

447
00:21:44,003 --> 00:21:46,003
I feel embarrassed.

448
00:21:46,003 --> 00:21:48,363
What? No, no, no,
don't be embarrassed.

449
00:21:48,363 --> 00:21:50,003
You can tell me
how you feel about me.

450
00:21:50,003 --> 00:21:53,003
I feel embarrassed because I've been
waiting for you to make a move

451
00:21:53,003 --> 00:21:56,003
and that was never gonna happen,
which obviously I respect.

452
00:21:56,003 --> 00:21:58,043
Waiting for ME to make a move?

453
00:21:58,043 --> 00:22:01,003
You have changed me
so much spiritually, Mo,

454
00:22:01,003 --> 00:22:06,003
and I've grown to really like you,
but I am a very sexual person,

455
00:22:06,003 --> 00:22:08,003
who needs her mind and body
stimulated equally.

456
00:22:08,003 --> 00:22:10,003
But, Grace, er...

457
00:22:10,003 --> 00:22:12,003
I've been meaning to tell you this,
but...

458
00:22:13,683 --> 00:22:16,003
...I'm not actually
a practising Muslim.

459
00:22:16,003 --> 00:22:19,003
Mo, don't change yourself for me.

460
00:22:19,003 --> 00:22:21,843
I respect your religion.
No...

461
00:22:21,843 --> 00:22:25,003
But I don't think I can be with you
knowing it won't turn sexual.

462
00:22:25,003 --> 00:22:27,003
No, I'm serious...
Goodbye, Mo.

463
00:22:27,003 --> 00:22:29,003
I'm serious!

464
00:22:29,003 --> 00:22:31,003
Ella-Grace!

465
00:22:32,843 --> 00:22:34,003
SIGHS

466
00:22:41,003 --> 00:22:44,003
GROANS

467
00:22:53,003 --> 00:22:56,003
Thomas, I brought you back
to my area to show you some statues

468
00:22:56,003 --> 00:22:58,843
that will make you better
understand me.

469
00:22:58,843 --> 00:23:01,003
RUSTLING

470
00:23:01,003 --> 00:23:05,003
You asked me if I was ready for an
ethical non-monogamous relationship.

471
00:23:07,003 --> 00:23:12,003
And now I know the answer. You see,
I've always been the tough guy.

472
00:23:12,003 --> 00:23:15,523
Liam Hughes will tell you that.
No, no! Please don't hurt me!

473
00:23:15,523 --> 00:23:17,003
Do I get me fiver now, or what?

474
00:23:17,003 --> 00:23:20,003
But you taught me that I don't have
to hide behind a tough guy image.

475
00:23:21,003 --> 00:23:24,683
You taught me that it's good to be
vulnerable and to lay yourself bare.

476
00:23:24,683 --> 00:23:28,003
Then you can live moments you'll
remember for the rest of your life.

477
00:23:28,003 --> 00:23:31,003
So yeah, I'm ready...

478
00:23:31,003 --> 00:23:35,003
ready to tell you that you
can't use ethical non-monogamy

479
00:23:35,003 --> 00:23:37,683
as an excuse
to treat people like shit!

480
00:23:37,683 --> 00:23:41,043
It's your choice if you want many,
even if it's at the same time.

481
00:23:44,003 --> 00:23:47,003
But the clue's in the name.

482
00:23:47,003 --> 00:23:49,003
"Ethical".

483
00:23:49,003 --> 00:23:51,003
There's ways to go about it, lad.

484
00:23:51,003 --> 00:23:56,003
Either way, it's not what I want,
cos I don't wanna be one of many.

485
00:23:56,003 --> 00:23:58,003
I wanna be the one.

486
00:23:58,003 --> 00:24:00,003
Seen by only one.

487
00:24:02,003 --> 00:24:05,003
Isn't that truly what a soulmate is?

488
00:24:06,003 --> 00:24:10,363
And our time together's made me
realise I wanna find that soulmate,

489
00:24:10,363 --> 00:24:12,003
so...

490
00:24:13,003 --> 00:24:15,003
...goodbye, Thomas.

491
00:24:17,363 --> 00:24:20,003
You're the boss, lad.

492
00:24:20,003 --> 00:24:21,363
He's too good for you.

493
00:24:24,003 --> 00:24:26,003
Well done, kid.

494
00:24:28,003 --> 00:24:31,003
OK?
Yeah. Thanks for that, lads.

495
00:24:31,003 --> 00:24:33,003
I lost me head for a bit there.
God, any time, mate.

496
00:24:33,003 --> 00:24:36,523
Can I ask you something?
Yeah.

497
00:24:36,523 --> 00:24:39,003
You know all these gay questions?
Yeah.

498
00:24:39,003 --> 00:24:41,003
You're taking the piss really,
aren't you?

499
00:24:41,003 --> 00:24:43,363
Oh, no, mate. I'm genuinely curious.

500
00:24:43,363 --> 00:24:46,003
Yeah, look, I've got a list
of questions for you.

501
00:24:46,003 --> 00:24:48,003
Here y'are, let me have a look...

502
00:24:50,003 --> 00:24:53,003
You know when youse
are gonna have sex,

503
00:24:53,003 --> 00:24:55,003
how do you know who bums who?

504
00:24:55,003 --> 00:24:56,043
LAUGHS

505
00:24:56,043 --> 00:24:59,003
Come here,
me little curly-haired homophobe.

506
00:24:59,003 --> 00:25:01,003
You've got so much to learn.

507
00:25:01,003 --> 00:25:03,003
MUSIC: 'Anyone Who Had A Heart'

508
00:25:03,003 --> 00:25:05,003
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