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GROANING,
STRAINING

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AIMEE: Dad?

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Dad?

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Ben Tyldesley.
No way.

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Ben Tyldesley!
No way!

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Get in!
HE LAUGHS

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How could I forget the name
of the first boy

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lucky enough to kiss my little girl?

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HE CHUCKLES
Good old Ben Tyldesley.

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HE COUGHS
Bloody hell!

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Aimee, that's strong stuff,
that, innit?

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Oh!

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It's making my eyes go all blurry.

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Are yours?

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A bit, yeah.

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But it says online it helps.

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Have you been using your cane?
Yeah. Yeah.

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It's been really helping me out,
that, love. Nice one.

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Really?
Yeah. Here y'are, look...

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When I wanna roll a spliff,
I don't have to get up now.

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HE LAUGHS
Think you're funny, do you?

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I do, yeah.

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Look, seriously, though, you need
to get back to school today.

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You've been off for two weeks.

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OK? I don't need you here
looking after me. I'm fine.

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Right, I'm going for a number two.

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Argh!
What? What?

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Are you OK?
Oh, eh, ooh!

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HE LAUGHS
Fuck off!

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I'm sorry, love.
Tit.

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Look at his hair.

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Look at the way his chin
kinda points upwards.

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Look at the way he desperately wants
to hire a gardener.

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BOYS LAUGH

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Look at the way his face
is telling me he owns a painting

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of his great-great-grandad.

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THEY LAUGH

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Lad, I'm only messing, lad.
You seem all right for a posh boy.

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You seem all right
for Reece's cousin.

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I thought you were gonna turn up

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with six Primark bags
and three kids.

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My missus
doesn't let me see me the kids

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since I got caught robbing
from Primark.

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BOYS: Ooh.

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Lad!
Shouldn't have said that.

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I'm having you on, you div!

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THEY LAUGH
Had you going there, lad.

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Yeah, don't worry, sis.

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He's gonna be fine here with me
for the week, yeah.

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I'll make sure
he stays out of trouble. Exactly.

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Best to get him away
from those bad-influence,

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scumbag, thieving, feral, awful,
dirty mates of his, yeah.

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Yeah, yeah. No.

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We all know he wouldn't have stolen
it if it wasn't for them.

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Get on this, lads. When I was
on my own before, I took these.

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I was coming back from the shop,
and there was a delivery van,

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and when the fella took a parcel
into the house,

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I jumped into the back
and nabbed 'em.

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You can always tell which ones
are the new iPhones

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because they come in a box
that's rectangle... like an iPhone.

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Your lucky day, lads!

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Santa, me!
I haven't got one for you, mate,

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but you've probably got one,
haven't you?

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I actually don't, cos I employ
"ye ma" to text for me.

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THEY LAUGH

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Hey, is that my jacket?
I didn't bring a jacket.

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What, you want me
to freeze my tits off?

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No, don't worry.
I won't say a word to my mum.

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She knows exactly how important
your reputation is to your career.

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And our Reece, yeah.

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No, he won't say a word, even though
he can be a right blabbermouth.

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OK, honey, all right.
Love you, bye!

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Mum, are you sitting down?
Cos you're not gonna believe this.

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Our Tyreece,
he's been caught shoplifting again!

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Yes, I know, Mum, it's shocking!

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He's on his final warning, mm-hm.

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It's Steph's fault. She's completely
lost control of him.

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She's lost the dressing room, Mum!

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Hey! One and you're through!

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For any newcomers,
here's the rules...

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There are no rules.

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Argh! Argh!

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Bit hard that, Pat.

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Brexit means Brexit, Connor.

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DAD'S VOICE ECHOES: 'It's making
my eyes go all blurry. Are yours?'

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GIRL: There she is now!

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WHISPERING VOICES: She's got...
She's bonkers...

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She got no shame?

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Yo!
She defo posted them TikToks.

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She's been off for, like, two weeks.
Rat, her, like.

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Wrong 'un.

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Liar!
I'd have just switched country, me.

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You heard what she said about my ma?
I'd be mortified if I was her.

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Snake!
Rat! Bang out of order.

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Thus bescreened in night,
so stumblest upon my counsel?

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By a name I know not
how to tell thee who I am.

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SLOW CLAPPING

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POSH ACCENT:
Splendid, Grace, darling.

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You used so many techniques
all in one line.

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IN OWN ACCENT:
Although you forgot the technique

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where you bend over and stick
your head up your own arse.

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LAUGHTER

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Christopher, I love the choice
you've made to play Romeo

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like a gormless prick.

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That's right, I'm back, bitches.
The Juliet OG.

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The big dog's back.
I'm really glad you're back, Aimee.

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It takes a lot of courage to return
after what you did. Yeah.

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Off you pop, pouty.
Let me show you how Juliet's done.

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Go 'ead, girl!

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Art thou not, Romeo, a Montague

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and the coward who believeth
that I would be'est so horrible

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as to posteth a TikTok video

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slagging off everyone
in this school?

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That's not...
Can we just do the scene?

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But it shalt be true,
so don't tryeth deny it! Aimee!

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Aimee! Whilst you've been away,
everyone's been working really hard.

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I need to know your head's
in the right place.

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Er, that's discrimination,
that, sir.

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She's clearly got
some kind of mental health issues.

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Do you not believe
in mental health, sir?

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Love creating mental health stigma,
do you, sir?

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Can't see it so doesn't exist, sir?

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Your dad told you to man up

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so you've suppressed your emotions
all your life, sir?

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You wanna lock her in an asylum
like it's the 1950s

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instead of helping her, sir?
No!

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STIFLED LAUGHTER

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Done a course.
Oh, you had to do a course?

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Because of your 1950s attitude, sir?

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No! Just... Just try
to get better quickly, please.

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But also in your own time.

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Your recovery is the most important
thing, so... Hm.

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But also, it is opening night
on Wednesday, so...

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Hey!

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Are you actually all right,
though, girl? I'm fine.

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Where is it?
Your self-respect?

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It's long gone, that, lad.
My mum's wedding ring!

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I still find it mad
that she was from Liverpool

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but managed to produce
such a floppy-haired, posh meff.

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Nobody else has been in my room!
I know you're frustrated, lad,

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but you might get a bird in there
one day.

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You were the only person
that knew where I kept it!

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Maybe Pat knew?

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Don't rule her out,
she's desperate for cash.

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She offered herself sexually to me.

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We couldn't agree on a price,
though,

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cos, you see,
I wanted a kiss on the lips,

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but she was worried
such a degree of intimacy

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might turn us into a relationship.

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It's not funny! You know how much
that ring means to me.

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Oh, my God!
Is that what you think of me?

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What do you want me to think
when you do this?

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I stuck my neck on the line for you.

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Do you think anyone
would have been mates

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with such a posh prick without me?
Oh, thank you so much, Reece!

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Oh, here, take my watch, too,
as long as we can still be mates!

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I could never be mates
with someone like you.

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It was never gonna work, lad.
Like Vardys and Rooneys.

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Scousers and Mancs.

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Normal lads
and posh helmets like you!

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Get on the other side of the road,
you muppet!

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I'm a bellend.

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Don't you mean
"I'm a complete bellend"?

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Aimee.

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Morris.

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What will she do?

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Worry about
what the dickheads think of her?

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Or show them the amazing actress
she really is?

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Will there be dirty looks
from those watching?

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Probably.

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Or will she give
a stunning performance?

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Definitely.
SHE CHUCKLES

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Oh, Aims, I always know
when you're not all right.

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We know the truth, so who cares
what everyone else thinks?

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Don't hide. Just do this for you.

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Or option two,
I'll just make a TikTok video

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slagging everyone off,
and I will destroy lives.

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Takes the heat off you, innit?
I think I'll stick with option one.

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OK, but option two's always there
if you do change your mind, girl.

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THEY CHUCKLE

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I'm passing the phone to the boy

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who's the face
of the Stop The Boats campaign.

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I'm passing the phone
to the lad who's so posh,

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he thinks he has to apologise
for British colonisation.

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I am so sorry
for my ancestors' behaviour.

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I'm passing the phone
to the lad who, unlike me,

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can't tell the difference between
a dessert spoon or a teaspoon.

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I'm passing the phone
to the lad who, when he was 12,

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got caught by his auntie
wanking to Jasmine off Aladdin.

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THEY LAUGH
What's funny?

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BOYS: # A whole new world!

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♪ A new fantastic point of view! ♪

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THEY LAUGH

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Nah, Tyreece got us doing
the pass-the-phone challenge.

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Oh, sound. Let's go again.

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I pass the phone...
We're finished with that now, lad.

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Yeah.

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I've gotta go for my tea anyway.
Lad, you are sick!

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THEY LAUGH

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Ah!
Come on, Ted.

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Can I come yours, Ted?
See you in a bit, lad.

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Oh, nice one, man.

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I'll see you in a bit, lad, yeah?
Sound, yeah.

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They new webs, lad?

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Yeah, I treated myself. I've endured
a very stressful time recently.

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Haven't you just been
on a skiing trip?

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Two-hour delay on the way back, lad.

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Is that a new jacket?

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What, you like it? It's like yours
but a better version.

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You took his ring, didn't you?
What did you do, pawn it?

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It was worth 500 quid! Buzzing.

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Lad, it was his mum's ring.
She died.

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Well, that's bang on,
that is, innit,

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but a ring's
not gonna bring her back.

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Didn't you used to wear Grandad's
ring when he died? Yeah, used to.

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I sold it for 50 quid.

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Acceptance, mate.
One of the stages of grief.

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Well, lad, he thinks it was me.
So we're taking your stuff back.

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Nah, are we fuck! I'm well within
my rights to have all this stuff.

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He probably gets new clobber
every week.

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He's not as rich as you think he is.
Why do you think he's here?

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Yeah, well, he defo thinks
he's better than us. No, he doesn't.

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Are you two bezzies or something?

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Oh! I thought I seen you two
giving each other the eyes,

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the pre-bum eyes.

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Are you mad? You're on a caution.

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Aw. Reckon he's gonna make you
wear a condom tonight now, lad?

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Lad, I'm being serious!

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Look, are we just gonna sit back
and let the rich get richer? "We"?

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Isn't your ma
some marketing manager?

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Deputy marketing manager!

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And what are you
bringing that up for?

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You know she was in bits
when she didn't get it.

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How much is left?
About 250.

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But I was planning
a little a la carte dining session

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at Bella Italia, on me,
if you want, lad?

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Nah. You're giving it to me.

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00:10:48,003 --> 00:10:52,003
Cos then I've gotta find another
250 quid to buy it back for him.

239
00:10:52,003 --> 00:10:54,003
Yeah. You probably need
a bit more on top of that, like.

240
00:10:54,003 --> 00:10:57,003
It's how the pawn shop
makes their money.

241
00:10:57,003 --> 00:10:59,003
Yeah, I know, lad.

242
00:11:12,003 --> 00:11:13,843
Hey, Mum.
Jesus wept.

243
00:11:13,843 --> 00:11:16,003
Any chance I could borrow 300 quid?
Oh, yeah!

244
00:11:16,003 --> 00:11:17,523
Hang on a minute, here y'are.

245
00:11:17,523 --> 00:11:19,003
Here!

246
00:11:19,003 --> 00:11:21,003
What the fuck
do you want 300 quid for?

247
00:11:23,003 --> 00:11:26,043
Sixth formers only, dickhead.
I've got the buy-in.

248
00:11:28,003 --> 00:11:30,003
But I'm offering you
a first-look deal

249
00:11:30,003 --> 00:11:32,003
on coming round
for my ma's teas for two months,

250
00:11:32,003 --> 00:11:33,363
no Mo or Ted.

251
00:11:33,363 --> 00:11:35,003
It's an enticing offer...

252
00:11:35,003 --> 00:11:38,683
Erm, I accidentally broke
Ted's laptop,

253
00:11:38,683 --> 00:11:41,683
and he said I need to buy him
a new one.

254
00:11:41,683 --> 00:11:43,003
Ted, babe! Come here.

255
00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:45,843
♪ Money talks, mm-hm... ♪
HE SIGHS

256
00:11:45,843 --> 00:11:47,003
♪ Money talks... ♪

257
00:11:47,003 --> 00:11:49,003
300 quid, I'm gonna need a nude.
You what?

258
00:11:49,003 --> 00:11:51,203
Yeah?
Come here.

259
00:11:51,203 --> 00:11:53,523
TED GASPS
Listen, you. Accidents happen.

260
00:11:53,523 --> 00:11:57,003
Like I could accidently bury
your head in this bolognese sauce.

261
00:11:57,003 --> 00:11:58,003
Mum?

262
00:11:58,003 --> 00:12:00,003
Do you feel me?
Yeah!

263
00:12:00,003 --> 00:12:02,003
♪ Money talks... ♪

264
00:12:02,003 --> 00:12:04,003
GIRL: Vile.

265
00:12:04,003 --> 00:12:06,003
BOY: Fuck off, lad.

266
00:12:06,003 --> 00:12:08,003
Say hi to your ma.
Any need for that?

267
00:12:08,003 --> 00:12:10,003
Fixed it.

268
00:12:10,003 --> 00:12:12,003
How am I gonna get a nude
off my own ma?

269
00:12:12,003 --> 00:12:13,003
That's your problem, mate.

270
00:12:15,003 --> 00:12:19,003
♪ Money talks, mm-hm
Money talks... ♪

271
00:12:19,003 --> 00:12:21,003
BOY: Gutted!

272
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:36,203
MIA-LOUISE: 'Ah, you're gonna be
amazing tonight, girl.'

273
00:12:36,203 --> 00:12:38,003
Are you sure it's gonna be OK?

274
00:12:38,003 --> 00:12:40,003
'Trust me,
you're gonna absolutely smash it

275
00:12:40,003 --> 00:12:42,003
'cos you're
my little Janet Jackson.'

276
00:12:42,003 --> 00:12:44,003
Glenda Jackson.
'Oh.

277
00:12:44,003 --> 00:12:46,683
'Anyways, I'd better finish
my make-up.

278
00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:49,003
'I'll see you soon,
and don't worry, girl.'

279
00:12:49,003 --> 00:12:51,003
Thanks, girl. I'll see you later.

280
00:13:02,003 --> 00:13:03,683
Dad! I'm going now.

281
00:13:06,003 --> 00:13:08,003
SHE SIGHS
Dickhead!

282
00:13:15,043 --> 00:13:18,003
DIALLING TONE
Where is she?

283
00:13:18,003 --> 00:13:20,043
Sir, she's coming! Chill your boots.

284
00:13:20,043 --> 00:13:23,683
VOICEMAIL: 'I'm sorry, but the
person you called is not available.'

285
00:13:25,003 --> 00:13:27,003
Sitting off in a pub?
Is she having a laugh?

286
00:13:27,003 --> 00:13:30,003
Aw. It's not surprising.

287
00:13:30,003 --> 00:13:32,003
Poor girl's got issues.

288
00:13:32,003 --> 00:13:34,043
Let's just hope
she doesn't turn into a drunkard.

289
00:13:36,203 --> 00:13:39,523
Hey... did you just hear that?

290
00:13:39,523 --> 00:13:41,843
The gimp who hacked Aimee's TikTok

291
00:13:41,843 --> 00:13:44,003
called Lucy Gill
a drunkard in the video. So?

292
00:13:44,003 --> 00:13:47,003
Well, not many people in this school
would use that word, love.

293
00:13:47,003 --> 00:13:50,003
They'd just say,
"Pisshead, her, like."

294
00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:52,003
Hey... Grace.

295
00:13:52,003 --> 00:13:54,523
Do you know,
it looks like you're right, girl.

296
00:13:54,523 --> 00:13:57,003
Aims has got issues,
and she's let us down.

297
00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:59,003
Mr Dunn's asked, would you stand in
and be our Juliet?

298
00:13:59,003 --> 00:14:01,003
Oh! Oh, my God!

299
00:14:01,003 --> 00:14:04,003
I will, for all of us.

300
00:14:04,003 --> 00:14:06,003
Nice one. Hey, do you want me
to take a pic of you?

301
00:14:06,003 --> 00:14:08,003
Aw, our new Juliet.

302
00:14:09,003 --> 00:14:12,003
Hey! Excuse me, what are you doing?

303
00:14:12,003 --> 00:14:14,523
LOCK CLICKS
Give me my phone back!

304
00:14:14,523 --> 00:14:17,003
MUFFLED: Excuse me!
This is illegal, you know!

305
00:14:17,003 --> 00:14:18,843
AUTOMATED VOICE:
'..dad is in prison

306
00:14:18,843 --> 00:14:21,003
'and her mum
is a drunkard crackhead...' Eeh!

307
00:14:21,003 --> 00:14:24,003
...but the most tragic thing about
her is...' Oh, watch what happens!

308
00:14:24,003 --> 00:14:27,003
Hey! It was you!

309
00:14:27,003 --> 00:14:29,003
The video's on your phone,
you little scruff!

310
00:14:29,003 --> 00:14:32,043
She's completely just made that up!
Another one lost the plot.

311
00:14:33,003 --> 00:14:35,003
You coming to get her, posh bellend?

312
00:14:35,003 --> 00:14:38,003
I mean, I don't get it,
but for some reason, she likes you.

313
00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:40,003
I think I'm the last person
she wants to see.

314
00:14:40,003 --> 00:14:42,043
I mean, you are right, love,
but she's only upset with you

315
00:14:42,043 --> 00:14:44,003
because she likes you.

316
00:14:46,003 --> 00:14:50,003
But, like, I really, really
do not get what she sees in you.

317
00:14:50,003 --> 00:14:51,003
Thanks.

318
00:14:52,003 --> 00:14:55,003
HE LAUGHS,
APPLAUSE

319
00:14:55,003 --> 00:14:57,003
He's back!
CHEERING

320
00:14:57,003 --> 00:14:58,003
MAN: Bloody hell!

321
00:14:58,003 --> 00:14:59,003
We don't see you for ages,

322
00:14:59,003 --> 00:15:01,003
and you come back
looking like death's door Elvis!

323
00:15:01,003 --> 00:15:03,003
LAUGHTER

324
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:05,043
Aw, listen, I'm sorry, everyone.

325
00:15:05,043 --> 00:15:08,523
I'm sorry I haven't been doing
my regular slot for a while.

326
00:15:08,523 --> 00:15:11,523
It's just... Well, I had a bit
of bad news, to be honest with you.

327
00:15:11,523 --> 00:15:13,003
AUDIENCE: Aww.
Yeah.

328
00:15:13,003 --> 00:15:16,003
I was diagnosed
with primary progressive MS.

329
00:15:16,003 --> 00:15:17,003
MAN: It's all right.

330
00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:19,003
We had a Johnny Cash tribute
in here. Amazing.

331
00:15:19,003 --> 00:15:20,043
It's like being in the room
with him.

332
00:15:20,043 --> 00:15:21,203
LAUGHTER

333
00:15:21,203 --> 00:15:24,003
WOMAN: And your act was getting
quite a bit boring, mate.

334
00:15:24,003 --> 00:15:25,203
Quite a bit boring, Barbara?

335
00:15:25,203 --> 00:15:27,003
Well, no-one forces you
to come, love!

336
00:15:27,003 --> 00:15:29,003
LAUGHTER

337
00:15:29,003 --> 00:15:31,003
Oh, do you know what?

338
00:15:31,003 --> 00:15:33,003
One of you said to me there
in the toilet,

339
00:15:33,003 --> 00:15:35,003
"I thought you were dead, lad."

340
00:15:35,003 --> 00:15:39,003
I'll be honest with you.
Sometimes, it's felt like that.

341
00:15:39,003 --> 00:15:40,003
MAN: So sorry, lad.

342
00:15:41,003 --> 00:15:44,003
But see that beauty there?
That's our Aimee.

343
00:15:44,003 --> 00:15:48,003
She's been the strong one
through all this, not me.

344
00:15:48,003 --> 00:15:50,003
She sorted me some weed,

345
00:15:50,003 --> 00:15:52,003
which, you know,
really helps with the pain,

346
00:15:52,003 --> 00:15:56,003
and... she, er... she even made me
this walking cane.

347
00:15:57,003 --> 00:16:00,363
But I refuse to use it because then
it's like all this is real.

348
00:16:02,843 --> 00:16:06,003
I wanna be the man of house
and take care of her,

349
00:16:06,003 --> 00:16:09,203
but now I've got these fears
that my body's gonna let me down.

350
00:16:13,003 --> 00:16:15,003
And I don't wanna let you down, love.

351
00:16:17,003 --> 00:16:19,003
HE SOBS
MAN: Oh, God, listen to him.

352
00:16:19,003 --> 00:16:21,003
Right. Give me that.

353
00:16:21,003 --> 00:16:23,003
I also got him the weed
to make him sleepy,

354
00:16:23,003 --> 00:16:25,363
because when he's awake,
he does my head in.

355
00:16:25,363 --> 00:16:27,003
LAUGHTER

356
00:16:27,003 --> 00:16:29,003
Is there any need for you?

357
00:16:29,003 --> 00:16:32,003
I've just been pouring
my bloody heart out here! So?

358
00:16:32,003 --> 00:16:34,003
Have you got any idea
what it's like living with you?

359
00:16:34,003 --> 00:16:38,003
Every time I try and help, he moans.
Tell 'em all about that.

360
00:16:38,003 --> 00:16:40,043
That's cos
I don't want your help, love.

361
00:16:40,043 --> 00:16:42,003
And I don't want to be helping you

362
00:16:42,003 --> 00:16:45,003
off the bathroom floor at 4am
cos you fell.

363
00:16:45,003 --> 00:16:47,003
I wanna be helping Mia-Louise
into bed at 4am

364
00:16:47,003 --> 00:16:50,003
cos she's pissed out of her face
after a boss night with me.

365
00:16:50,003 --> 00:16:51,003
AUDIENCE: Oh!
LAUGHTER

366
00:16:51,003 --> 00:16:54,003
I don't want to be missing school
because I'm walking around shops

367
00:16:54,003 --> 00:16:56,003
looking for fennel seeds
cos you can't shit.

368
00:16:56,003 --> 00:16:58,003
LAUGHTER
All right.

369
00:16:58,003 --> 00:17:00,043
I wanna be in school,
enjoying myself.

370
00:17:00,043 --> 00:17:04,003
But I help you because I love you.

371
00:17:04,003 --> 00:17:06,003
AUDIENCE: Aw.
And this is our reality now.

372
00:17:06,003 --> 00:17:10,003
So we need to deal with it together,
the best that we can.

373
00:17:10,003 --> 00:17:12,683
I get it, love, I do. I get it.

374
00:17:12,683 --> 00:17:15,003
Look... can I have my hug now?

375
00:17:15,003 --> 00:17:17,003
No.
Oh!

376
00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:20,003
Cos you can start with listening
to me about using this cane.

377
00:17:20,003 --> 00:17:22,003
Cane! Cane! Cane!

378
00:17:22,003 --> 00:17:26,003
THEY CHANT: Cane! Cane!
Cane! Cane! Cane! Cane!

379
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:29,203
Cane! Cane! Cane! Cane!
Cane! Cane! Cane! Cane!

380
00:17:29,203 --> 00:17:32,683
All right! All right, OK, OK.
Oh!

381
00:17:32,683 --> 00:17:34,003
I'll give it a go.

382
00:17:34,003 --> 00:17:36,003
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

383
00:17:38,003 --> 00:17:40,003
Hey, it's not bad, that.

384
00:17:40,003 --> 00:17:42,003
Getting Willy Wonka vibes, though.

385
00:17:42,003 --> 00:17:45,003
WOMAN: Willy Wanker vibes!
LAUGHTER

386
00:17:48,003 --> 00:17:50,003
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

387
00:17:50,003 --> 00:17:52,003
I love you.

388
00:17:59,003 --> 00:18:03,003
What are youse doing here?
Your dad's got M&S?

389
00:18:03,003 --> 00:18:06,523
MS. M&S is Marks & Spencer.
All right, smart arse.

390
00:18:06,523 --> 00:18:09,043
Oh, I'm sorry to hear about that,
Wayno, love.

391
00:18:09,043 --> 00:18:13,003
Hey, come on. Tell me all about it.
Mine's a vodka and Coke. A double.

392
00:18:15,003 --> 00:18:17,003
You may have ruined your chance
to be Juliet,

393
00:18:17,003 --> 00:18:20,003
but if they're looking to cast
a Scouse Florence Nightingale,

394
00:18:20,003 --> 00:18:21,003
you're their girl.

395
00:18:21,003 --> 00:18:22,683
Who's Florence Nightingale?

396
00:18:22,683 --> 00:18:26,003
She was this nurse who, during...
SHE CHUCKLES

397
00:18:26,003 --> 00:18:29,043
Look, I'm sorry we doubted you
about the TikTok video.

398
00:18:29,043 --> 00:18:31,203
We found out it was Grace
that hacked you.

399
00:18:31,203 --> 00:18:33,203
I suppose it makes sense.

400
00:18:33,203 --> 00:18:35,003
It's just,
you were acting so strange.

401
00:18:35,003 --> 00:18:36,683
Why didn't you say something?

402
00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:39,003
It's not exactly the best
conversation-starter, is it?

403
00:18:39,003 --> 00:18:42,523
"Hey, my dad's got MS, and I have
no idea how to handle it."

404
00:18:42,523 --> 00:18:45,003
I don't know if there is
a right way to handle it,

405
00:18:45,003 --> 00:18:46,363
but you could try talking to me.

406
00:18:46,363 --> 00:18:49,003
Do I have to?
It's good to share.

407
00:18:51,003 --> 00:18:53,003
Look, you know the only reason
why I get away with being Romeo

408
00:18:53,003 --> 00:18:55,003
is because you're so good,

409
00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:57,003
you make me feel
like I'm in the moment.

410
00:18:57,003 --> 00:19:00,003
It's too late. The play has started.

411
00:19:00,003 --> 00:19:03,683
There'll be other plays.
Just promise me you'll do them.

412
00:19:03,683 --> 00:19:05,003
I promise.

413
00:19:07,003 --> 00:19:09,003
WAYNE: This one's for you, Barbie.

414
00:19:09,003 --> 00:19:12,003
♪ Lord Almighty
I feel my temperature rising... ♪

415
00:19:12,003 --> 00:19:14,003
Come on, everybody!
AS ELVIS: Uh-huh-huh.

416
00:19:14,003 --> 00:19:15,003
LAUGHTER

417
00:19:16,683 --> 00:19:18,843
PHONE CHIMES

418
00:19:28,843 --> 00:19:31,003
I knew it was you.
What's wrong with you? No, I can...

419
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:34,003
Reece, get out here! I've been
looking for you, you slippery shite!

420
00:19:37,003 --> 00:19:39,003
What were you doing on Monday,
you thieving toerag?

421
00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:42,003
Monday? I weren't doing anything
on Monday. Really?

422
00:19:42,003 --> 00:19:44,003
Because someone saw you
scuttling back to our house

423
00:19:44,003 --> 00:19:46,003
like the rat you are!
What else have you stole?

424
00:19:46,003 --> 00:19:48,003
Nothing!
Mum, it wasn't me! I swear to God!

425
00:19:48,003 --> 00:19:50,003
Then how come you're wearing
the same jacket

426
00:19:50,003 --> 00:19:52,523
as the lad on the CCTV footage?
What CCTV?

427
00:19:52,523 --> 00:19:56,003
The CCTV footage I've just had
the fucking joy of watching

428
00:19:56,003 --> 00:19:57,043
down the police station!

429
00:19:59,003 --> 00:20:00,003
It's probably a coincidence!

430
00:20:00,003 --> 00:20:02,003
I don't believe
in coincidences, lad,

431
00:20:02,003 --> 00:20:04,003
but I do believe
in thieving gobshites!

432
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:07,003
No, Mum, you see... that's...
that's... That's what?

433
00:20:08,003 --> 00:20:10,003
That's what, Reece?

434
00:20:12,003 --> 00:20:13,003
That's me, yeah.

435
00:20:15,003 --> 00:20:17,203
Yeah, you look like that, lad,

436
00:20:17,203 --> 00:20:21,003
because you've just humiliated me
and our little family.

437
00:20:24,043 --> 00:20:26,003
You're unbelievable.

438
00:20:30,003 --> 00:20:34,003
Nice one.
Proper grateful for that, lad.

439
00:20:34,003 --> 00:20:36,683
I don't know why I do it, you know.
I don't wanna hurt anyone.

440
00:20:36,683 --> 00:20:39,003
I know,
but you need to stop it, lad.

441
00:20:39,003 --> 00:20:40,523
You're right, you know, lad.

442
00:20:42,003 --> 00:20:45,003
Hey, look, as a thanks, let me
get you a Domino's. With what money?

443
00:20:45,003 --> 00:20:48,003
I've got my ma's credit card
saved to my Google account.

444
00:20:48,003 --> 00:20:50,003
Lad, you can't keep...

445
00:20:51,003 --> 00:20:53,003
Just put some Chicken Kickers
on there, lad.

446
00:20:53,003 --> 00:20:54,203
'Oh, for fuck's sake, Mum!'

447
00:20:54,203 --> 00:20:57,003
Yeah, well, good news
travels fast, don't it?

448
00:20:57,003 --> 00:20:59,003
Who told you?

449
00:20:59,003 --> 00:21:02,003
Steph? Yeah, well, she's not one
to be gossiping, is she?

450
00:21:03,003 --> 00:21:07,003
I have not lost the dressing room,
Mum!

451
00:21:07,003 --> 00:21:09,523
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

452
00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:13,043
BOOING

453
00:21:17,003 --> 00:21:19,003
This is going straight on TikTok.

454
00:21:23,043 --> 00:21:26,523
From now on,
don't come past this line, OK?

455
00:21:26,523 --> 00:21:30,003
And keep YOUR ball on YOUR side!

456
00:21:30,003 --> 00:21:31,003
VAR decision.

457
00:21:31,003 --> 00:21:34,003
Er, still kicks the ball
like a two-year-old.

458
00:21:34,003 --> 00:21:37,003
VAR decision.
Erm, backstabbing thief!

459
00:21:41,003 --> 00:21:43,003
Knobhead!

460
00:21:44,003 --> 00:21:46,003
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