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Mr Meacher's making
an announcement in assembly today!

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What?

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I think he's gonna announce
my three-tier campaign for change -

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no-one having to look at food
in the canteen

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that makes them uncomfortable,
the eradication of JK Rowling books

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and the creation of a safe space
for all to thrive.

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EXCITED CHATTER

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OK, OK, OK. 'Ey! Settle down.

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The last thing we need
is everyone spreading false rumours.

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Chill.

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Lad, the winner gets ten grand,

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an A* GCSE of their choice
and a free Big Mac.

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That's boss, lad.

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Could you not have told us
after my shit, though?

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Yeah, sorry.
And it's a 9, not an A*.

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I heard it's just an announcement
about a new deputy head.

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Meachy Day, he's calling it.

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Proper dictator shit.

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And it's gotta be Mrs Roberts,
because she's blackmailing him

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about exposing their affair.
HE GASPS

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Are we gonna be victims
of an oppressor?

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DISSENTING CHATTER
No way!

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Or are we gonna stand up
and fight back?

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Fight back!

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So, who's with me?
CHEERING

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Hey, I heard he's gonna
publicly expel you

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as he's found out
about all the deep fake porn

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you've made of Mrs Roberts.
LEWIS SCOFFS

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Ooh.
What are you on about, you?

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Burn everything.

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LEWIS CLEARS THROAT,
LAUGHS

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Good morning, everyone.

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As some of you
may already be aware...

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I wanted to use this assembly to...

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Announce Ye Ma!

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...discuss what it means to be part
of Allsbrooke High School.

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BOOING
What was the point in that?

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What about me Big Mac?
Quiet.

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This week marks the hundredth
anniversary of our fine institution.

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A hundred years of this school...
THEY TITTER

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...fuelling futures...

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building friendships...

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moulding minds.

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So, in honour
of this momentous landmark,

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we are going to host
a celebration this Friday,

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where pupils - past and present -

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can speak on how Allsbrooke has
and will shape their legacies.

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BOOING

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Quiet down.

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You all right?
Yeah, I'm all right.

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Are you all right?
I'm all right.

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Right. So, are you coming
this thing on Friday, then?

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Why?

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Are you giving a TED Talk on how
to successfully cheat on your fella?

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No, I was thinking more
of a TED Talk

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on the dangers of online grooming.

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Oh, well, you have fun
with that, girl,

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cos on Friday, I've got a date.

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Yeah? Is he picking you up
in the van an' all?

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THEY MOCK-GIGGLE

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♪ Do yourself a favour... ♪

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Hello?

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♪ Do-do-do-do-do-do... ♪

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Hello?

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♪ Do yourself a favour... ♪

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'Careless Whisper'

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♪ I'm never gonna dance again

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♪ Guilty feet have got no rhythm

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♪ Though it's easy to pretend

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♪ I know you're not a fool

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♪ I should have known better
Than to cheat a friend

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♪ And waste the chance
That I've been given

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♪ So I'm never gonna dance again

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♪ The way I danced with

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♪ Yoooou... ♪

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...are not funny, Reece,
and getting me here

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under the promise of free
dried apricots isn't funny either.

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It was one kiss, lad.
I didn't mean it.

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I'm sorry. Lad, please.

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BANGING
Oh!

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Oh, shit!
Watch that bin

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LAUGHTER

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♪ I know that I'm your homie

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♪ I ain't just gonna
Let that go. ♪

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Are you still up
for this date, though?

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I don't want you freaking out on me.
'I won't if you won't.

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'But let's make it interesting, though.

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'How about a bet?'
Hm, go on, then.

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I reckon you're gonna get
about a ten.

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She is way out of...
..his league-looks.

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You going higher or lower?

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'I was thinking more...

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'I bet I can pick a better
first date spot than you.'

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You're on, lad.

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'Anyway, I'm used to all of that
"She's out of his league" looks.

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'My ex was well fitter than you.'

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♪ Don't lie, don't lie, don't lie. ♪

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All right, Dad? I've got this thing
at school, Friday evening.

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I'm thinking of speaking at it.

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It's about how school
will shape my legacy.

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I was just wondering
if you wanna come down?

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If not, no worries.
Just... see you soon. Bye.

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When was the last time you saw him?

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Don't know.
It's been a while.

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I know you, lad.

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I can see you're a mess.

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You almost lost your best mate,
Connor,

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and then just when Chrissy was
getting over the death of his ma,

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you break his heart again
by kissing his bird.

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And now your dad
brutally bins you off,

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having already neglected you
for the last...

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All right, lad, Jesus Christ!

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It's Allah, actually,
but don't worry.

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Lad, Mo's got a solution.

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MO VOCALISES

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Lad, what's that?

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When you know the future,
it's easier to prepare for it.

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Come 'ead, pick a number.

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This one's for your ma.

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Five.

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One, two, three, four, five.

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Colour?
Red.

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Ooh...

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Lad, your ma's gonna run away

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with a waiter from Uzbekistan
called Mustafo.

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But he does leave you a PS5
with FIFA, though.

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It's the blag version, like...

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...the runnings and the kickings.

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We're gonna figure this all out.

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It's what mates do, innit?

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Come 'ead.

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Here's your menus.

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Thank you.
Thank you.

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Hm, not bad, James. Not bad at all.

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What, admitting defeat already?
Oh, no.

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This place is shite compared
to the place that I've picked,

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but good effort.

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Well, it said online it's one
of the best date spots in the city.

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And clearly,
one of the most expensive, too.

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And there I was,
thinking you were a regular.

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SHE CHUCKLES,
RAUCOUS LAUGHTER

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He soon will be.
Seriously, though, mate,

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you know what the best thing is
about this place?

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Kids eat free.

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HE LAUGHS

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Yeah, kids eat free!

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Why don't I get us a bottle, eh?

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You're all right.
You really don't have to.

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Oi, waiter! Waiter! Waiter!

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Er, I-I'm just gonna use the...

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Yeah.

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So, what's he getting you, then?
What?

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For going on a date with him?

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Oh... No, that's not...

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Don't worry, girl,
we are all doing it.

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Get on this...

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He bought me this today
from New Look in Bootle Strand.

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Oh, g'wed.
Mm-hm.

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I mean, some girls get flown
to Dubai for a Chanel bag,

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but it seems
like you're living the dream.

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'Thanks, everybody,
for coming to this,

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'the hundredth anniversary
of Allsbrooke School.

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'Please make your way to the hall.
The event will now commence.'

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PHONE BUZZES

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All right, Dad?

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'Sorry I'm only
getting back to you now, lad.

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'Erm, look, I'm...
I'm not gonna make your thing.

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'It's not really my scene,
all that emotional stuff and that.

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'Maybe ask your ma, yeah?
But I tell you what,

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'you did stir something in me,
though, with all that legacy chat.

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'I was having a proper good think
about my own mark on the world,

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'and two words kept coming
into my head...

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'..top shagger.'

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I'm sick of you, Dad!

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Ah! What if I'm not doing enough?

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Ella, you must keep going.

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Without you,
my world is full of plastic.

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But what
if I'm doing the wrong thing?

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The only wrong thing
is to turn a blind eye

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to the suffering in the world.

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But what if I don't wanna see

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the destruction and misery
of the world?

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Ella, this is your gift.

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You must use it.

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Am I a voice
to the voiceless?

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Yeeeeeees...

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a voice to any and all who need you.

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Because we are one.

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SCATTERED APPLAUSE
Deranged, you, girl.

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Get out, girl.

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Get down, you scruff!

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The turtles
aren't gonna shag you, mate.

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Ooh!

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Hey, you keep your hands
to yourself.

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Hello, Allsbrooke.
It's Ye Ma.

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We've had our fun this year,
haven't we?

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But I'm tired of the games,

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the secrets, t-the l-i-i-ies.

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So, now...

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..it's time...

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for the final...

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..reveal.

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GASPING
She's there.

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Oh, my God.

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Take it off.
Take it off.

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Take it off. Take it off.
Take it off.

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GASPING,
CHATTER

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It's Kieron.
Lad, it's Kieron.

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You little rat, lad.
Wet wipe.

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Yeah, it was me... Kieron Gibbons.

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I am Ye Ma.
Why'd you do it, lad?

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Cos I'm sick of not being noticed,

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of being nothing more
than Lewis's right-hand lad.

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That's not true, lad.
Isn't it?

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Mr Seven Wanks A Day
taking in all the glory,

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while I'm sat here tugging
myself raw, doing ten a day,

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and no-one gives a shite.

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I give a shite, lad.

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I see you wanking...
Lewis, get down!

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...and I see it for what
it really is - a cry for help.

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I see you wanking, lad.

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Listen... I'm not perfect, mate.

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Far from it.

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Some might even say
I'm a bit of a perv.

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Yeah.
100%.

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But together...

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...we can help each other.

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Together, we can be better.

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HESITANT APPLAUSE

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Wow, what a beautiful example
of self-improvement,

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overcoming toxic masculinity.

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Hey! Play the video!

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Hey, what's she doing?

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What video?
The video, the full thing.

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Now!
Are we gonna see it?

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If this is what it takes to get you
to believe me, then so be it.

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MURMURING

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Soon, you'll meet the right girl,
and you'll want more, too.

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You reckon?
Of course you will.

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Everyone loves you. I love you.

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She's a bad slag, her.

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What are you doing?
I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.

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I love Christopher, Reece.
He's your mate. I know.

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I didn't mean anything by it.

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Just go home, Reece.

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'How do you "not mean"
to kiss someone?'

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You've fucked it, lad!

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Aimee, I'm so sorry.

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Well, it's a bit late
for that now, isn't it?

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Cos if I need to provide evidence
every time something goes wrong,

252
00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:42,959
if you can't trust me,
then this isn't gonna work.

253
00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:45,960
Unlucky, fella!
Nothing to say, lad, no?

254
00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:51,959
All right...

255
00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:54,959
I admit you did pretty good
with this one.

256
00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:56,959
Pretty good?

257
00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:58,959
It's perfect.

258
00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:00,959
♪ You're just a shit Leo DiCaprio!

259
00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:03,799
♪ Shit Leo DiCaaaaprio! ♪

260
00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:04,960
LAUGHTER

261
00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:08,959
Almost perfect.
Hey, come here.

262
00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:11,799
I found a list
of essential first-date questions.

263
00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:14,959
Whoa, hold on, didn't realise
I'd signed up for an interview.

264
00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:18,319
They're essential, James.
The internet says so.

265
00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,959
Right...

266
00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:23,959
"If you could swap lives with
any fictional character for the day,

267
00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,799
"who would it be and why?"

268
00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:28,959
Erm, Winnie-the-Pooh.

269
00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:31,799
You know, just chilling,
eating honey with the boys.

270
00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:33,799
I'd sack off Eeyore, though,
the little muppet.

271
00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:35,959
THEY LAUGH

272
00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:39,959
"What's the funniest memory
you've created recently?"

273
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:44,959
Hm. Can I say,
"Anytime I've been with you"?

274
00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:45,960
You can.

275
00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:49,959
Oh, here's a good one.

276
00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:51,959
"Where do you see yourself
in five years?"

277
00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:54,479
It's a big one, that.
Is it?

278
00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:56,959
Yeah, well, where do you see
yourself in five years?

279
00:12:56,960 --> 00:13:00,959
Er, in my mansion,
swimming in all my e-sports money

280
00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:02,959
and smoking cigars, obviously. Hm.

281
00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:07,319
But, like, seriously, though, like.
Do you ever think about that stuff?

282
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:08,959
Like, the future and all that?

283
00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:10,959
Like, do you want to have kids?
Settle down?

284
00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:14,959
Er, calm down, we've only just met.
You know what I mean.

285
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,959
Not now, but like...

286
00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:18,959
do you think you will?

287
00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:21,479
Well... probably not
in five years, no.

288
00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:23,959
There's so much that I wanna do.

289
00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:26,959
Like, when I'm 21,

290
00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:29,959
I'm gonna wanna see the world...

291
00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:31,959
'State Lines'
by Novo Amor

292
00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:35,960
...try different jobs and...
go on loads of adventures.

293
00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:38,960
What?

294
00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:42,159
It's just that...

295
00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:44,639
when I'm 21, I...

296
00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:46,480
I'm gonna want my world
to get bigger, aren't I?

297
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:49,480
You'll be 30, and...

298
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,959
...you'll want your world
to get smaller.

299
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:55,479
Just kids, a house, settle down.

300
00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:57,960
We don't know the future.
Yeah, I know that. But...

301
00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:01,639
I do know that the longer
that we do this,

302
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:02,959
the more painful it's gonna get.

303
00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:05,479
What happened to not throwing
this away cos we're scared?

304
00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:06,959
It's not about being scared.

305
00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:09,959
It's about just being brave enough
to see what's coming.

306
00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:11,959
All that stuff you said
the other night?

307
00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:12,959
I meant it.
Like, I want this to work.

308
00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:15,959
So let's make it work.
It does work, but...

309
00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:17,959
it doesn't matter
how good things are now,

310
00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:20,960
it's just never gonna be enough
to deal with what's coming.

311
00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:23,960
Please, don't do this.

312
00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:30,799
You know, it's almost as if
it's just out of our control

313
00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:32,960
cos it's gonna happen,
whether we like it or not.

314
00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:37,319
That's why this has to end, James.

315
00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:38,960
I'm sorry.

316
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:45,960
SHE SNIFFLES

317
00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:58,479
Reece.

318
00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:01,959
Did you put a poster up
of Kim Jong Un,

319
00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:04,960
saying he was an exchange student
here in 1999?

320
00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:08,959
Sorry. It was Paul Potts, wasn't it?

321
00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:10,960
Pol Pot, Reece.

322
00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:14,960
But I know it was you.

323
00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:18,800
It had Reece Duffy
written all over it.

324
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,959
Mind you,
most of the pupils in this school

325
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:23,960
wouldn't have a clue who he was.

326
00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:27,959
You see, I know you, Reece.

327
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:31,480
I know you
because I used to be like you.

328
00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:34,959
Always playing the fool
for an easier life,

329
00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:36,960
where nobody expected anything.

330
00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:40,159
The trouble with that is,

331
00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:42,959
you carry on like that
out in the big wild world

332
00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:45,959
and people believe
that's who you are.

333
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:48,000
There's no going back.

334
00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:52,959
Is that your speech?

335
00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,479
REECE SIGHS

336
00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:56,960
It was.
Hm.

337
00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:00,959
If anyone should make a speech,
it's you, Reece.

338
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:04,959
There's no greater example of what
this school's all about than you.

339
00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:07,959
You've tried to exclude me
six times.

340
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:09,959
Yeah, I know.

341
00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:11,960
And you're still here.

342
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:16,959
Because this school believes
in bringing out potential,

343
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:21,640
helping our pupils see the talent
they have and not be scared by it.

344
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:25,960
So you suck up everything
this school has to offer...

345
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:30,960
...and when you're older,
you'll be glad you did.

346
00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:40,959
Thank you, sir.

347
00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:41,960
You're welcome.

348
00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:45,959
By the way,
you're on your final warning

349
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:46,999
for what you did on the museum trip.

350
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,999
What did I do?

351
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,959
I know it was you
that told those Japanese tourists

352
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:53,960
that I'm... Morgan Freeman.

353
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:04,959
Hi. Hi, everyone. Erm...

354
00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:06,959
I'm Mr Dunn, as you all know.

355
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:09,959
I'm your teacher.
THEY MUTTER

356
00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:12,959
Anyway, er, tonight,
I am going to read a poem

357
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:15,959
that I wrote for someone

358
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:18,800
who has been with me
throughout my Allsbrooke journey.

359
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:21,320
Someone who is very special to me.

360
00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:24,960
It's called
The Night She Needed Him Most.

361
00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:30,799
A young boy

362
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,639
A young girl

363
00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:35,999
A cycle of friendship to romance

364
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,960
To friendship once more

365
00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:43,959
To the night she learnt her life
Would change forever

366
00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:47,960
The night where she was crippled
With fear, panic

367
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:51,960
Worry for what the future held

368
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:58,160
But it was on this night
That he... disappeared

369
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,960
Consumed with fears of his own

370
00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:06,640
The years passed, and we grew

371
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,959
But whilst her fears
Would disappear

372
00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:12,960
His regret... lingered

373
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,959
Time moved forward

374
00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:19,960
But he could only look back

375
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:23,960
Wishing he could do it
All differently

376
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:27,000
Just wishing he could return

377
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:32,960
And be there for her
On the night she needed him most.

378
00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:41,960
What the hell was that?
It didn't even rhyme.

379
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:53,000
I waited 16 years for that?

380
00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:58,960
CLEARS HER THROAT
Fuck off.

381
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:06,479
Did I miss the TED Talk?

382
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:07,959
What are you doing here?

383
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:10,639
Bunch of boring old dickheads
giving speeches

384
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,959
about how this school turned them
into boring old dickheads?

385
00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:14,959
How could I miss that

386
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:15,960
THEY CHUCKLE

387
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:22,960
I ended things with James.
What?

388
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:26,960
Because of me?
No, girl, cos of me.

389
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:33,959
Hey, come on.

390
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:36,640
At least you managed
to escape that van of his.

391
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:43,959
What the fuck?!

392
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:45,959
I knew something was going on.

393
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:47,959
Is this what you've been doing,

394
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:50,959
going round being a slag
with old William Shitespeare?

395
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:51,959
Nah, fuck this.

396
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:54,959
Shit! Reece!

397
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,959
Reece!

398
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:58,799
Reece.

399
00:19:58,800 --> 00:19:59,959
Don't make me run after you, lad.

400
00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:01,959
And how dare you speak to me
like that.

401
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:04,959
Sorry... Is that what you think
of me, I'm a big slag?

402
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:06,159
No.
Why?!

403
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:07,959
Because I'm going out - God forbid -

404
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:09,959
trying to have my own life,
working another job?

405
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:11,960
What other job?

406
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:15,960
Mum?
I'm a housing officer.

407
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:19,959
I got the job
a couple of months ago.

408
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:21,959
That's why I've been so busy
all the time.

409
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:22,959
Why didn't you tell me?

410
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,960
Because I was scared
I was gonna fuck it up.

411
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:31,960
I don't want you to think
that I'm a failure.

412
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:34,959
I'd never think that.

413
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:37,959
I know you'll absolutely smash it.

414
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:41,959
And even if you didn't,
you'll never be a failure.

415
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:43,959
Not to me.

416
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:46,479
Look, Mum,
I'm sorry for what I said.

417
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:47,960
It's just my head's been...

418
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:51,959
What? What's going on, son?

419
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:55,959
I just feel like
everyone's moving on.

420
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:58,159
You, the lads.

421
00:20:58,160 --> 00:20:59,959
Even my dad doesn't have time
for me,

422
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:01,960
and he's not even been around long.

423
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,959
If everyone's moving on,
where does that leave me?

424
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,959
Oh, love.

425
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:10,480
The day I had you
was the best day of my life.

426
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:15,959
And just because
I've gotta try and figure out

427
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:17,959
who I'm gonna be
outside of being your mum,

428
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:20,160
doesn't mean I'm ever gonna stop
being your mum.

429
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:25,159
I'm always going to be there
for you, no matter what.

430
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:26,960
Do you understand me?

431
00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:33,799
You listen to me, kid.
Just because your dad is too thick

432
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,959
to realise what he's missing
by not being in your life,

433
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:36,960
fuck him.

434
00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:41,959
It's me and you, kiddo.

435
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:43,999
Always has been, always will be. OK?

436
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,959
I know.
Yeah?

437
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:48,959
Mr Dunn, though?

438
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:49,959
SHE GIGGLES

439
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,960
Who are you, Mum?

440
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:55,319
APPLAUSE

441
00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:59,959
We've come to the end of what's been
quite a... unpredictable evening,

442
00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:02,479
and I'd like to thank you all
for coming along and helping... Sir.

443
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:03,959
Excuse me.

444
00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:05,959
WHISPERING

445
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:06,960
You sure?

446
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:12,959
Well, to see us off,

447
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:15,959
a few final words from Reece Duffy.

448
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:17,959
Yes, lad!

449
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:20,959
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

450
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:24,959
So, erm, we were asked
to speak about the school

451
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:26,959
and how it's shaped our legacy.

452
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:28,799
But to be honest with youse,

453
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:31,959
apart from that absolute screamer
I scored at lunchtime...

454
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:33,959
That was legendary, that, you know.

455
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:35,959
...I don't know
what my legacy's gonna be.

456
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:38,319
So I've made this thing
I wanna show youse instead.

457
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:40,959
I feel like it's more concrete,

458
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:44,639
more real, more present.

459
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:46,960
APPLAUSE

460
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:52,159
Hey, speaking of mings,
look who's here.

461
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:53,959
"There is just no better feeling

462
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:57,959
"than being stuffed in every hole
by three big, piping-hot cocks.

463
00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:00,959
"One cock, injustice,

464
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:02,959
"two cocks, injustice.

465
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:05,639
"Three cocks? Justice."

466
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:07,159
Did you get that?

467
00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:08,960
GASPS

468
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:13,159
CLAMOURING

469
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:15,960
MR DUNN SHOUTING

470
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:19,960
Ssh.

471
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:21,999
Reece?

472
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,479
Hey, sir! Following young girls
into alleyways, are we now, sir?

473
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:27,959
No! Not getting any at home,
are you, sir?

474
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:29,959
Wife physically repulsed by you, sir?

475
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:32,959
You prey on teenage girls cos you
think you can manipulate us, sir?

476
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:34,959
Finally given in to your sick urges,
have you now, sir?

477
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:37,959
I've been DBS checked, so...
Dirty.

478
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:41,959
Oi, sir!
"A young boy, a young girl."

479
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:43,959
Wow, sir, you're a nonce, you,
you know.

480
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:45,959
Give me that back!

481
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:47,959
Delete that. Reece!

482
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,959
CLAMOURING

483
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:52,959
LAUGHTER

484
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:56,959
'Pony'
by Ginuwine

485
00:23:56,960 --> 00:24:01,479
Now, your journey
is about pursuing excellence

486
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:02,959
in everything that you do,

487
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:06,959
whether it's in the classroom,
sports field,

488
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:07,959
even in your friendships.

489
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:10,319
Excellence is not just about
being the best.

490
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:12,319
It's about...
SEXUAL MOANING

491
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:14,959
'Give me that bald head!
Oh. Ah, yeah!'

492
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:16,960
Here we go. Reece Duffy,
a wizard on the field.

493
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:21,959
Oh! The boys have done it again!

494
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:23,960
Oh!

495
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:30,799
Someone call the medic.
Is he having a seizure?

496
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:32,960
Smile! Look at this mopper!

497
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:36,959
How do we feel about that, girls?
Shut up, you posh wanker.

498
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:38,959
SEXUAL MOANING
OK, very funny,

499
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:42,319
but can we all just...
'Give me a pearl necklace.'

500
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:44,799
Seriously!
Mr Meacher is trying to...

501
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:46,799
GROANING
'Oh, please!'

502
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,479
If you all don't stop,
I'm going to...

503
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:49,959
LAUGHTER
'Mr Meacher!'

504
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:53,639
Oh, my God, that's Mr Dunn.
Is that a tear I see?

505
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:54,959
Crying, our lass.

506
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:56,959
Regretting your life choices,
are you, sir?

507
00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:58,959
Wasted your life on a career
you're not cut out for, sir?

508
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:01,959
Just fuck off!
Phillip!

509
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:03,959
Come and see me in my office.

510
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,959
THEY LAUGH

511
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:06,959
MOANING RESUMES

512
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:09,639
If you don't tell me who it is,
I'm gonna come down so hard on...

513
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:11,320
LAUGHTER

514
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:15,959
Sir! Look behind you.
Over there!

515
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:16,959
LAUGHTER

516
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:20,960
'Mr Meacher,
let me rub that baldy head.'

517
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:27,319
Go on, girl,
that's why your ma burnt her bra.

518
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:30,799
Go on!
CHEERING

519
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:33,959
What was that? A Duffy?

520
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:35,959
Shh.
Exactly. Ssh.

521
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:36,959
What now?

522
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:39,959
You're shit. You're shit.
Shut up, you're shit.

523
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:42,959
Hang on...
What's going on here?

524
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:44,960
ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYS

525
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:54,959
She's gone.

526
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:59,959
♪ Aimee, she's gonna be
The next Jodie Comer

527
00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:02,959
♪ And Chrissy wants to bone her... ♪

528
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:03,959
THEY LAUGH

529
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:06,959
♪ Just walk away

530
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:08,959
♪ Mo Fassi... ♪
CHEERING

531
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:10,959
♪ A lad who's always
Got your back... ♪

532
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:11,959
Know dat!

533
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:13,959
♪ Unless you steal
His Asda mini flapjacks

534
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:16,959
♪ Just walk away, walk away

535
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:20,639
♪ Connor Bell

536
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:22,959
♪ His brain cells are sparse

537
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:24,959
♪ And they're obsessed
With my ma's arse

538
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:27,960
♪ Just walk away, walk away

539
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:31,959
♪ Allsbrooke icons
Is what they'll say

540
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:35,959
♪ It's what they'll say
It's what they'll say

541
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:40,160
♪ Just walk away, walk away
Walk away

542
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:44,959
♪ If you

543
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:47,959
♪ Have got a sexual disease

544
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:50,959
♪ You probably got it
From Mia-Louise

545
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:52,319
♪ Just walk away... ♪
Fair.

546
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:53,959
♪ Walk away

547
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:58,959
♪ Chris-sy, the poshest muppet
I've ever known

548
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:01,959
♪ But he's still one of our own

549
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:04,959
♪ Just walk away, walk away

550
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:07,799
♪ Allsbrooke icons
Is what they'll say

551
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,319
♪ What they'll say
Is what they'll say... ♪

552
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:11,959
One more. One more!

553
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:16,959
♪ Walk away, walk away, walk away

554
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:18,959
♪ Allsbrooke icons is
What they'll say

555
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:22,959
♪ What they'll say
What they'll say. ♪

556
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:24,960
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

557
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:29,959
Lad, have you got a boner?

558
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:30,959
LAUGHTER

559
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:33,960
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

560
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:41,959
Cos what I do know is that,
right now, what we have is special.

561
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,959
It's special because these are
the best years of our life.

562
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:46,959
Everything you feel,

563
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:49,999
you feel it more deeply
than you ever will again,

564
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:53,479
cos you're feeling it
for the first time.

565
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:54,960
Like...

566
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:57,960
...the first time you fall in love.

567
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:02,960
The first time you feel the pain
of losing your best friend.

568
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:08,959
The first time you feel a bond
you know you'll have forever.

569
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:13,959
The first time you feel valued
by someone you look up to.

570
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:15,959
So let's not run away from it.

571
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:18,959
Let's run towards it,
let's appreciate it,

572
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:19,959
let's embrace it.

573
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:22,959
Let's make the fucking most of it!

574
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:25,960
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

575
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:30,959
Reece! Reece!
Reece! Reece!

576
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:33,000
'Rebel Rebel'
by David Bowie

577
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:42,959
♪ Rebel rebel
You've torn your dress

578
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:46,959
♪ Rebel rebel, your face is a mess

579
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:50,959
♪ Rebel rebel, how could they know?

580
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:53,960
♪ Hot tramp, I love you so!

581
00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:58,960
♪ Don't ya? ♪

582
00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:01,960
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