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- The Lifeguarding League of America

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presents,

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Pool Safety.

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- A summer day at the pool
can be the most fun in the world,

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right up until it's not.

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That's why it's your job as a lifeguard

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to be as up to date on current safety standards.

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- That's right, Chris.

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But there are so many rules and regulations.

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How do you do it?

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- I refresh my memory by

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going over the certified lifeguard safety guide

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once a week.

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This should always be kept at hand

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in your guard shack.

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Pocket sized waterproof versions

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are also available and heavily recommended.

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- Knowing the rules

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and regulations are so important

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because incidents will occur.

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When you do hear someone in distress,

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act quickly and calmly.

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- Before doing any hands on assistance.

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Be sure that help is truly needed.

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Sir! Sir!

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Are you in need of assistance?

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No response means

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assistance is needed.

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- Uh-oh! Two hands crossed over the throat

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is the universal sign for choking.

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No need to hesitate.

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Ugh!

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- Thanks, Mr..

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- The best way to save someone's life is to prevent them

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from getting in trouble in the first place.

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- That's right, Jackie.

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The most important thing a
lifeguard can do is prevent.

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- You must always remember the acronym L.I.F.E. First,

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you must always listen.

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Listen for calls from help, from the pool,

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and even for calls for help from the pool deck.

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- Inform.

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Make sure all patrons know the rules of the pool.

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If any of your younger pool
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inform their parents or guardian.

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And remember,

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sometimes even adults need to be informed.

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- F is for Focus.

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A hot summer's day

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can bring a lot of excitement

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to your patrons with music, games

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and other summer fun activities.

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You must always be focused

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on the swimmers.

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They are your number one priority.

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- And finally Everyone.

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All patrons should be accounted for.

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When everyone has a safe and fun time at your pool,

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you know you've done your job.

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- There are so many rules and regulations.

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Do I have to know them all?

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- Yes you do.

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Failing to enforce

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even one rule can cause you

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to lose your job or even someone's life.

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- Well, I'd say we've done a great job.

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Wouldn't you agree, Chris?

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- I sure would, but that doesn't mean

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we can't practice after hours.

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- Well, what do you want to work on?

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- Mouth to mouth.

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- That's enough of these for today.

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- I don’t know a lot of people.

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Bobby, Bill,

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uh, Jaden, Jayda

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- Who are all these guys?

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I want you back here by eleven thirty, Jeff

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- Do I seriously still need a curfew?

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Most of them won't even be there till eleven thirty.

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- You wanna stay out all night?

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Go find your own place to live.

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- Hey, Jeff, you don't need the car, right?

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- Yeah, no, I'm getting picked up.

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Wait!

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Where do you need to go?

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- I have my opening guard meeting today.

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- Oh, yes. You mentioned that was today.

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Have fun.

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- Um, does His Highness over here need a curfew?

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- I don't need to tell him

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because he has never come home late.

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You could learn a thing or two

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from your younger brother.

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- Yeah, I could learn about being a loser.

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- Hey!

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it's true.

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You've always been my favorite.

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- Have fun. Don't drown.

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- Hey!

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- Dang it, Jeff!

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Turn the radio down

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before turning the car off.

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It’s not hard.

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So you're excited to start working?

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- Yeah. I’m Just excited to be around some

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like minded people for a change.

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- Yeah, everyone at school has just become a little...

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Yeah, I was gonna say risky

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But, yeah, that explain it too.

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I’ll do my best to come visit when I can

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but I really want to work as much as possible.

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Harvard’s not gonna pay for itself

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[Music plays

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I mean, yeah,

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if I get perfect grades all semester,

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it might literally pay for itself

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but I’m not gonna take that chance

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I’m going to speed limit!

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- So, anyway, you didn't join the sorority?

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- How many times do I have to tell you,

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sororities aren’t my thing. Okay?

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You have to like, turn in your grades

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and you can't get in trouble with the school and stuff

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I went to college to get away
from that sort of parental oversight

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- Yeah, but it's still fun.

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I like it

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- Fine! I went to one rush event, but only

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because my friend begged me to go, okay.

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-We ended up being kicked out like half way through.

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- OMG! Hi!

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- Missed you too, Tory

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A pleasure, Emma

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Are you girls ready for another
exciting summer of lifeguarding?

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- Yes. I'm so excited to watch

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the annoying children of upper
class parents for minimum wage.

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- Mm-hmm

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Did you know we have the lowest minimum wage

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of any developed nation?

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- Well, if you want to get paid

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more then live in Canada, be my guest.

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- Oh, good. Kyle's back this year.

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I thought you would have joined the army

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and invaded a small country by now.

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- So if you wanna join the Crazy Brenda's,

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make sure that you smash that follow button

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and drop it low on the like button.

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Anyways, I have to go to the stupid meeting now.

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I love you all. Bye.

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Hey, guys.

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- Look at all these beautiful people.

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- Norb, I, uh, didn't think you'd be back this year.

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- Yeah, I know. I know.

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Everybody's on the edge of their seat

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waiting to see if I come back for the summer.

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Well, rest assured, I will be
here full time all summer long.

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- You didn't even tell me, asshole.

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- What? Maybe I like a little drama in my life.

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Speaking of drama.

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First guard party this Friday.

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You guys in?

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- I'm ready to party right now.

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- Yeah, I got some beers in my car.

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- Do you think the weed I
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- I don't know, but I have a pen in my bag if you want a hit

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Hey. New guy.

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Wanna party this Friday?

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Oh, I'm Norb, by the way.

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- Um, what?

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Holy fish paste. It's a guy.

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I thought you were some life like dummy

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that we were gonna be practicing on

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- Winston!

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- I'm Tory.

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What's your name?

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- I'm Mike.

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- Hi, Mike

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- Sorry I didn't introduce myself yet. I’m Emma

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- So, uh, what brings you to
this fine aquatic establishment?

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- Research shows that having
a summer job in high school

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increases your chance of college admittance by 45%.

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And then having some sort of certification

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like CPR, increases, uh, an additional 15%.

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- DORK!

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- Stop it!

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- Well, you're in the right place.

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This is the best summer job there is.

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Probably the best job. Period.

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- Norb, how the hell are we?

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- Meg-Attack

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I'm happy to see you this year.

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- Hi, happy to see you this year,

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I'm Maggie.

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- This girl doesn't miss a beat.

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We're doing the guard party on Friday.

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You in?

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- Yes.

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- We're gonna get these new guards blitzed.

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- Am I allowed at this guard party?

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I'm not 21.

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- Oh! He's being serious.

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Oh! I'm going to enjoy

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corrupting this boy.

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- Everyone here. Great.

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Let's get started.

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Welcome to all the 2023 Summer lifeguards.

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Let's not clap every time I stop talking.

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Okay, Norb? I can’t be here all day.

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- I'm sorry, boss. I'm just so excited.

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Um, is everyone here? Where’s Paul?

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- He got a big job.

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- Oh, really?

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Good for him.

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- Yeah, I suppose.

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- Okay, we have a few new summer lifeguards,

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so why don't you stand up and introduce yourself?

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Uh, Mr. McHenry Sowolski?

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That can't be right.

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- Yeah. That's me.

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- What's your first name?

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McHenry or Sowolski?

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- McHenry.

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- Your first name is McHenry?

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- Yeah, like, y-you know that old phrase, like,

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you can't trust somebody with two first names?

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Well, my parents want me to be, like,

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extra trustworthy, so they give me two last names.

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- Your parents didn't trust you as a baby?

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- Babies are wild, man.

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- Next, we have, uh, Brenda Nichols. Uh, Brenda.

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- Oh, my gosh!

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I am literally

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about to speak at this meeting right now.

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Comment down below if public speaking is the worst!

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Argh!

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My apologies, everyone.

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I am under a contract.

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Um, hi! My name is Brenda.

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I am a current student at Saint Thomas.

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Uh, and I am the president of the Math club

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and vice president of the speech and debate team.

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I'm very excited to be working here.

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- Okay.

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- Oh, uh, wait.

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And if you want to be part of the Crazy Brenda’s

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make sure to follow me on all social media.

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- Okay.

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Uh, next up.

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Mike, uh. De-, uh,

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Domino.

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Mike.

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- Hello, I'm Mike Domino.

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I'm really excited to join such a prestigious club

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and a group of wonderful lifeguards.

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- Is he talking about us?

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- Okay, for all you returning guards,

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you all know the drill.

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Your job is to keep the pool area clean,

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keep the chlorine levels good.

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And above all else,

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- Have fun!

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- Uh, no.

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Keep the patrons alive.

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- Oh.

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- Alright. J-just do your jobs.

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I don't want to get a call from Mr. Porter again

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because one of you pushed his kid into the pool.

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I expect you all to act like adults.

270
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:52,503
Norb!

271
00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:56,215
You most of all, I'm entrusting
you to keep everyone in line.

272
00:11:56,882 --> 00:11:57,675
On top of all this,

273
00:11:57,883 --> 00:12:00,010
we'll still have our weekly skills meeting

274
00:12:00,302 --> 00:12:02,263
on Tuesday mornings at 7 A.M.

275
00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:07,643
- Oh, you want me to make it Saturday mornings?

276
00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:09,061
That's what I thought.

277
00:12:10,187 --> 00:12:11,021
- Hi, Mike.

278
00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:12,982
Got any fun plans tonight?

279
00:12:13,482 --> 00:12:14,275
- Yeah.

280
00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:16,318
I'm at the point of no return in this book.

281
00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:18,028
- Oh, cool.

282
00:12:19,029 --> 00:12:21,323
Um, not planning on going anywhere then?

283
00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:23,492
- No. Why?

284
00:12:24,493 --> 00:12:25,578
- Just wondering.

285
00:12:26,328 --> 00:12:28,205
Hey, how about we order a pizza?

286
00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:29,998
Whatever toppings you want

287
00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:31,500
and find a fun movie to watch.

288
00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:33,502
- Mom, I already had pizza this week.

289
00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,046
- I won't tell anyone.

290
00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:39,008
- Mom, I'm going out.

291
00:12:39,508 --> 00:12:41,385
- Do I even want to know where or what?

292
00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:44,680
- Um. probably not, no.

293
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:48,350
- Hey, any chance you want to
take your little brother with you?

294
00:12:48,392 --> 00:12:50,936
What? No, no, no.

295
00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:52,146
he's just gonna complain the whole time.

296
00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:53,605
- Come on, just this once.

297
00:12:53,647 --> 00:12:54,815
I worry about him.

298
00:12:58,235 --> 00:12:59,361
- He's a lost cause.

299
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:01,614
- He just needs a little push.

300
00:13:01,947 --> 00:13:02,948
- I don't know what to tell you.

301
00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:04,742
Look at him.

302
00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:07,495
- I wish he was a little more like you.

303
00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:09,914
- Really?

304
00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:11,665
You know what?

305
00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:13,334
Just hold on to that thought.

306
00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:08,722
- I love the smell of chlorine in the morning.

307
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:16,564
- 265 days, 7 hours, and 15 minutes.

308
00:14:16,897 --> 00:14:18,315
We are back, baby.

309
00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:53,600
- I still don't like it.

310
00:14:53,642 --> 00:14:55,853
- Man, we used to listen to this song

311
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,272
every morning back when I started here.

312
00:14:58,856 --> 00:14:59,690
- I don't know, Norb.

313
00:15:00,649 --> 00:15:02,818
I think you gotta keep this
summer music to the professionals.

314
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:03,694
- Mm-hmm.

315
00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:05,237
- Brian Wilson and Jimmy Buffet.

316
00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:06,113
Common,

317
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:09,366
I've spent the past 3 months
curating this lifeguard playlist.

318
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:12,160
Each song has to go through so many listens

319
00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:13,829
and just rigorous testing.

320
00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:15,456
It's quite a process.

321
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:17,124
Hey, new guy!

322
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:19,376
- Mike, how the hell are we?

323
00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:20,920
- You're late.

324
00:15:21,211 --> 00:15:22,630
- Oh, my gosh, I am?

325
00:15:23,505 --> 00:15:24,631
I'm so sorry.

326
00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:25,466
I could have sworn...

327
00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:27,885
It will not happen again, I promise.

328
00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:29,219
- Dude, you're not late.

329
00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:30,512
Pretty early, actually.

330
00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:32,389
Don't, don't mind them.

331
00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:34,558
They may give you some new guy hazing.

332
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:35,851
And I might do it too,

333
00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:37,394
but you are Mike, right?

334
00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:39,146
- Yeah, I usually go by Mike,

335
00:15:39,229 --> 00:15:41,982
but Michael works if we need
to be more professional here.

336
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,737
- Dude, you can leave that
professional personality at the door.

337
00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:48,113
There's no place for it here.

338
00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:53,827
- Yeah. I can be unprofessional
at my profession, that's cool.

339
00:15:54,161 --> 00:15:54,954
- There you go.

340
00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:58,749
Alright you guys, it is now officially 10 A.M, o'clock

341
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,668
on this fine Memorial Day weekend,

342
00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:05,798
which means that we are officially

343
00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:07,674
Open!

344
00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:19,478
You know, I thought it'd be more busy today.

345
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:21,814
Oh well, let's try again tomorrow.

346
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:23,148
Cornhole?

347
00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:23,983
- Yup!

348
00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:34,118
- So...

349
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:35,452
Mike?

350
00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:38,414
What's your biggest regret?

351
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:40,332
- What?

352
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,084
- Hey, it's too early in the morning

353
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:43,544
for these deep questions, alright?

354
00:16:43,877 --> 00:16:45,963
- I'm just asking a question to get to know the guy!

355
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:48,132
- I guess...

356
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,509
not getting perfect attendance in grade school?

357
00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:54,513
- Seriously?

358
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:56,390
- Yeah, I only missed one day

359
00:16:56,432 --> 00:17:00,227
because my family had to go to
some great aunt or something's funeral.

360
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:02,146
I don't even know who it was.

361
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,481
- You gotta get some bigger regrets, my man.

362
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:06,733
- Why would I want bigger regrets?

363
00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:08,193
I'm pretty angry about that one.

364
00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:10,988
- Man, when I was your age,

365
00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:13,824
we had this huge beehive in my backyard.

366
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,326
My parent's always told me,

367
00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:17,411
you ignore the bees,

368
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:18,912
and they'll ignore you.

369
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:20,873
Well, I didn't listen.

370
00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:22,416
I took a bat to that thing

371
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:23,876
like it was a freaking piñata.

372
00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:26,086
Cut to 45 seconds later,

373
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,796
I'm running down the street

374
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:29,381
getting stung on every inch of my body.

375
00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:32,468
It's the last time I ever mess with bees.

376
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:34,928
You know what I'm saying?

377
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:37,472
- Yeah, but if you would have just

378
00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:39,016
listened to your parents in the first place,

379
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,435
you wouldn't have had to go to the hospital at all.

380
00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:44,521
- Also, a valid takeaway from that story.

381
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:46,231
- Didn't you kill that kid

382
00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:47,316
that one time or something?

383
00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:49,109
- I did not kill that kid, shut up.

384
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:52,196
- Hey, Mike, I got a regret for you.

385
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:53,238
- What's that?

386
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:54,782
- Making Norb your partner.

387
00:17:58,452 --> 00:17:59,745
Who-ho!

388
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:01,789
- Oh, just get used to seeing this Norb.

389
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:03,832
You're gonna see it all summer.

390
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:04,708
- Yeah, yeah.

391
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,380
- We're supposed to have someone up in the chair

392
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,132
if someone's swimming, correct?

393
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:13,467
- It's just one kid.

394
00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:15,344
Just listen for the splash as it stops.

395
00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:17,513
- No, no, no.

396
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,139
Mike is right again.

397
00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:21,308
We should have somebody up there.

398
00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:23,727
Uh, any takers?

399
00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:24,937
- First chair of the year?

400
00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:26,772
That's the newbie's job.

401
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:28,774
- Hey, he's not wrong.

402
00:18:29,149 --> 00:18:30,109
What about you, McHenry?

403
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:31,527
- Oh, I'm not working today.

404
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:33,570
- Oh, yeah.

405
00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:35,072
Uh, okay.

406
00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:36,490
You're up, Mike.

407
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:43,539
- What kind of lifeguards are these?

408
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:47,626
Are they even CPR certified?

409
00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:51,471
Pull yourself together, Mike.

410
00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:53,215
This is your new safe space.

411
00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:55,384
All that matters up here are the rules.

412
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,177
That is our bread and butter.

413
00:18:57,594 --> 00:18:58,846
Just watch this little kid.

414
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:00,472
She's with her mom.

415
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:01,431
No problem.

416
00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:04,351
Woah! he just jumped in there.

417
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:06,103
That looked dangerous.

418
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:08,105
You're fine.

419
00:19:08,605 --> 00:19:09,398
Deep breaths.

420
00:19:10,774 --> 00:19:11,567
In and out.

421
00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:13,986
She's drinking in the pool,

422
00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:15,320
but that's fine, right?

423
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,656
I mean, I think it's fine.

424
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:19,074
Oh, my God.

425
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:20,242
I don't even know the rules.

426
00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:21,160
I'm gonna get fired.

427
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:22,077
I'm gonna die.

428
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:23,328
Hey, Mike.

429
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:25,664
- S-sorry, you startled me.

430
00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:26,748
- W-what's up?

431
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,750
- It's, uh, time to switch.

432
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:30,419
- It's been 30 minutes already?

433
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:31,336
- Uh, yeah.

434
00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:32,171
- Jeez! That flew by.

435
00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:34,381
- Yeah, I daydream all the time.

436
00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:37,050
It's nice in these slow mornings.

437
00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:38,719
I've fallen asleep a few times.

438
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:40,929
Try not to do that.

439
00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:56,486
- Hey.

440
00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:57,321
- Hey.

441
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,283
- How was the first day?

442
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:02,534
- Good, good.

443
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:03,368
No one drowned,

444
00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:05,162
so I guess you could say it was a success.

445
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,246
- I would agree.

446
00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:08,582
- Hey, is Tim here today?

447
00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:11,126
- Oh, he's too busy running the rest of the club

448
00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:12,836
to ever come boss us around.

449
00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:14,046
Why?

450
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:14,963
- I need to give him a printed version

451
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:16,173
of my certification.

452
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,550
- Oh, my God, don't worry about that.

453
00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:20,635
Listen, if anyone needs to come in here

454
00:20:20,677 --> 00:20:22,512
and verify that we're actual lifeguards,

455
00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:24,806
that means we're in seriously deep shit already.

456
00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:37,360
- Good luck on the rest of today.

457
00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:38,445
See you all tomorrow.

458
00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:39,905
- See you later, alligator.

459
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:43,200
- Hey, don't forget about our
lifeguard meeting on Tuesday.

460
00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:44,618
- Won't miss it for the world.

461
00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:46,578
- Uh, it's not that important.

462
00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:48,038
What you absolutely can't miss

463
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,706
is my epic party tonight.

464
00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:51,833
- Cool, yeah.

465
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,001
Sounds like fun.

466
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:58,340
- Hey, Spartacus.

467
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,383
Persians await.

468
00:21:09,726 --> 00:21:10,644
- What are you doing?

469
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,687
- I have to film this TikTok dance.

470
00:21:12,729 --> 00:21:15,315
If I don't get it posted soon, I'm screwed.

471
00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:18,443
- I hate that.

472
00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:19,653
- Tell me about it.

473
00:21:28,912 --> 00:21:30,914
- Hey, Mike, right?

474
00:21:31,331 --> 00:21:32,124
- Yeah.

475
00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:34,626
- Emma.

476
00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:35,877
- Right.

477
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:36,753
Sorry.

478
00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:38,255
- Uh, couple of time.

479
00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:40,465
You just finished first day?

480
00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:42,592
- Yeah, it went...

481
00:21:43,176 --> 00:21:43,969
well...

482
00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:45,053
I think.

483
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:48,807
- Well, I'm hopefully of like a
shift or something together soon

484
00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:50,642
like to get to know each other more.

485
00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:51,476
Maybe through the pool.

486
00:21:51,935 --> 00:21:52,728
- That'd be great!

487
00:21:52,936 --> 00:21:54,104
I look forward to it.

488
00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:17,544
- Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay!

489
00:22:19,629 --> 00:22:21,757
Oh, what the

490
00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:30,932
- Hey, Mads.

491
00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:36,271
- Come on. come on, come on.

492
00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:37,230
Ah!

493
00:22:37,272 --> 00:22:38,899
- You shot! You shot!

494
00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:40,817
Uh, here we go.

495
00:22:41,943 --> 00:22:42,736
Okay

496
00:23:02,798 --> 00:23:05,008
- Guys, you're not supposed to be on the lane lines.

497
00:23:06,259 --> 00:23:07,052
Rules are rules,

498
00:23:07,135 --> 00:23:08,512
keep doing it, I'm telling your mom.

499
00:23:09,012 --> 00:23:10,722
- Threatening with parental involvement.

500
00:23:11,306 --> 00:23:12,224
Good move.

501
00:23:12,974 --> 00:23:14,517
You're learning pretty fast.

502
00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:15,977
- I'm just glad he didn't call my bluff.

503
00:23:16,561 --> 00:23:17,354
I don't know his mom.

504
00:23:18,146 --> 00:23:18,939
- So, uh,

505
00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:20,399
what are you doing Saturday?

506
00:23:20,482 --> 00:23:22,442
- There's a new nature documentary coming out.

507
00:23:22,484 --> 00:23:23,860
I'd probably watch that.

508
00:23:24,152 --> 00:23:24,945
What's up?

509
00:23:25,195 --> 00:23:26,863
- Well, I'm having another, like, party,

510
00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:28,865
get together thing on Saturday, and,

511
00:23:29,699 --> 00:23:31,034
you know, totally no pressure.

512
00:23:31,368 --> 00:23:33,120
You can invite whoever you want, but

513
00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:35,121
we really missed you last time.

514
00:23:35,163 --> 00:23:36,081
You should come, man.

515
00:23:36,164 --> 00:23:36,956
- Yeah, sorry.

516
00:23:36,998 --> 00:23:40,502
I got held up with, uh, family thing.

517
00:23:40,877 --> 00:23:41,670
- Yeah, totally.

518
00:23:41,753 --> 00:23:42,879
And, like, I wouldn't want to rip you away

519
00:23:42,963 --> 00:23:44,714
from any of your sick plans.

520
00:23:45,006 --> 00:23:47,592
Oh, uh, you're good, by the way.

521
00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:49,803
But it will be a good time.

522
00:23:49,970 --> 00:23:50,929
We'll get some beers in us

523
00:23:50,971 --> 00:23:52,556
and some dancing out of us.

524
00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:56,226
- I can't drink.

525
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:57,060
I'm not 21.

526
00:23:57,394 --> 00:23:58,186
- Shh!

527
00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:01,815
- Half the lifeguards I worked with weren’t 21.

528
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:03,817
It never stopped them.

529
00:24:04,067 --> 00:24:05,819
But if you do want to stop by,

530
00:24:06,194 --> 00:24:08,113
partaking a few libations,

531
00:24:08,655 --> 00:24:09,739
would be plenty to go around.

532
00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:12,534
And if not, it's just more for me.

533
00:24:13,910 --> 00:24:15,829
Either way, you should totally come.

534
00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:17,372
We want to there.

535
00:24:18,415 --> 00:24:19,207
- Cool.

536
00:24:21,042 --> 00:24:22,878
Awesome. Thank you.

537
00:24:40,854 --> 00:24:42,939
- Okay. Now, after thirty compressions,

538
00:24:42,981 --> 00:24:44,107
give him two breaths.

539
00:24:44,232 --> 00:24:45,025
- I thought it was sixty.

540
00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:46,109
- It's thirty.

541
00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:47,569
- I thought it was thirty and one breath.

542
00:24:47,777 --> 00:24:48,945
- It's still two breaths.

543
00:24:49,237 --> 00:24:50,405
- Didn't they change it, though?

544
00:24:50,947 --> 00:24:51,740
- They did, it's sixty.

545
00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:53,033
- It's still thirty.

546
00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:53,950
- Why would they change it?

547
00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:54,784
Are hearts different now?

548
00:24:54,993 --> 00:24:56,077
- It's thirty and two breaths.

549
00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:57,329
I’m sure of it.

550
00:24:57,537 --> 00:24:58,497
- I would trust the nerd.

551
00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:00,123
- Enough of this.

552
00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:01,750
It's thirty and two breaths.

553
00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:04,044
McSorley, continue.

554
00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:08,215
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

555
00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:13,136
- Well... - Okay. - Let's see.

556
00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:14,221
Did anything change?

557
00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:17,057
- Well, it’s a dummy so,

558
00:25:17,432 --> 00:25:18,517
there’s still no heartbeat.

559
00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:20,018
- God damn it!

560
00:25:20,060 --> 00:25:21,352
We lost him!

561
00:25:21,394 --> 00:25:22,187
- Ugh!

562
00:25:22,270 --> 00:25:24,814
- Why must you take him so young? Why?

563
00:25:25,232 --> 00:25:26,316
- There's no need for name calling

564
00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:28,067
after what he's been through, McHenry.

565
00:25:28,109 --> 00:25:30,028
- Well, he went swimming without any arms or legs

566
00:25:30,070 --> 00:25:32,155
so I would say he is a dummy.

567
00:25:32,197 --> 00:25:33,657
- Yeah. Who let him in the pool?

568
00:25:33,949 --> 00:25:35,116
- There should be a strike!

569
00:25:36,993 --> 00:25:38,078
- Very humorous.

570
00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:40,622
I'm actually cackling over here.

571
00:25:40,914 --> 00:25:42,373
And you guys gotta take this seriously.

572
00:25:42,415 --> 00:25:44,042
You never know when you gonna need it.

573
00:25:44,251 --> 00:25:45,043
Alright?

574
00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:46,961
- Look, in all the years I've been here,

575
00:25:47,003 --> 00:25:49,464
the only incident we had was little Billy Fisher

576
00:25:49,506 --> 00:25:52,342
who got so sunburned, he had
to stay home for two months.

577
00:25:52,717 --> 00:25:54,052
- Yeah, Bill was in my class that year.

578
00:25:54,094 --> 00:25:55,470
Missed the whole baseball season.

579
00:25:55,762 --> 00:25:56,555
- Jesus.

580
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:58,139
I have been here long.

581
00:25:58,181 --> 00:26:00,517
- Okay, let's switch it up.

582
00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:02,686
Winston, why don't you get down here?

583
00:26:09,651 --> 00:26:10,485
Scenario.

584
00:26:10,527 --> 00:26:12,529
You're walking around the pool

585
00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:16,324
and you see a man lying face up by a table.

586
00:26:16,366 --> 00:26:17,116
- Uh-huh

587
00:26:17,158 --> 00:26:19,244
- There's a half eaten hotdog next to him.

588
00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:21,913
What do you think happened?

589
00:26:23,498 --> 00:26:24,291
- Diabetes?

590
00:26:24,791 --> 00:26:26,042
Uh, I don't know.

591
00:26:26,668 --> 00:26:27,460
A heart attack?

592
00:26:27,794 --> 00:26:29,296
- He still has a heartbeat,

593
00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:30,714
but he's not breathing.

594
00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:33,341
He was probably...

595
00:26:35,844 --> 00:26:36,803
Choking?

596
00:26:37,137 --> 00:26:37,929
Right?

597
00:26:39,139 --> 00:26:40,056
Okay, so what do you wanna do?

598
00:26:40,348 --> 00:26:41,599
You wanna tilt his head back

599
00:26:41,641 --> 00:26:45,019
and with two finger, stick it down, mouth

600
00:26:45,061 --> 00:26:47,480
and dislodge the hot dog down there.

601
00:26:47,939 --> 00:26:49,107
- Oh, I'm not doing that.

602
00:26:49,482 --> 00:26:51,151
- But you have to. It's your job.

603
00:26:51,526 --> 00:26:52,527
- That is food related.

604
00:26:52,569 --> 00:26:53,695
Make one of the food people do it.

605
00:26:53,903 --> 00:26:56,072
- You're a life guard.

606
00:26:56,239 --> 00:26:58,241
It's clearly your jurisdiction.

607
00:26:59,117 --> 00:27:00,660
- I'm not sticking my fingers down

608
00:27:00,702 --> 00:27:03,580
some old man’s throat to
summon some half eaten hot dog.

609
00:27:03,830 --> 00:27:06,207
Instead, I will use his lifeless corpse

610
00:27:06,249 --> 00:27:09,669
as a lesson on chewing and patience.

611
00:27:10,045 --> 00:27:11,129
- Okay, fine.

612
00:27:11,171 --> 00:27:12,297
If you want to stop someone

613
00:27:12,339 --> 00:27:14,507
from being in this situation in the first place,

614
00:27:14,549 --> 00:27:17,135
you need to know the Heimlich maneuver.

615
00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:19,763
Everyone, partner up!

616
00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:22,182
- Partners?

617
00:27:22,891 --> 00:27:24,100
- Uh, yeah.

618
00:27:28,021 --> 00:27:28,813
- Okay, wait.

619
00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:29,856
Do you want?

620
00:27:30,065 --> 00:27:30,815
- Oh.

621
00:27:30,857 --> 00:27:31,650
- Ok. Now,

622
00:27:32,942 --> 00:27:35,236
one of you get behind the other person.

623
00:27:43,370 --> 00:27:44,454
Now, what you want to do

624
00:27:44,579 --> 00:27:46,080
is the person in the back

625
00:27:46,122 --> 00:27:48,750
wrap your arms around the person in the front,

626
00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:50,710
right under their sternum.

627
00:27:50,835 --> 00:27:52,253
- Okay. - Yeah. Way ahead of you.

628
00:27:52,462 --> 00:27:53,546
- Oh, yeah. Right here. Okay.

629
00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:56,216
- All right. - Yeah, cool. Yep. - Yeah.

630
00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:58,009
- It's okay, Mike.

631
00:27:58,718 --> 00:27:59,969
Just think of it like a prom picture.

632
00:28:00,595 --> 00:28:03,723
- I kind of did, uh, go as a group thing.

633
00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:07,143
- I'm not doing this.

634
00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:08,311
- Come on.

635
00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:10,438
- No, look. I'm better than this.

636
00:28:10,772 --> 00:28:11,564
And you're better than this.

637
00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:12,607
We don't need to do this.

638
00:28:12,774 --> 00:28:14,400
- There is nothing wrong with doing

639
00:28:14,442 --> 00:28:15,694
a classic every once in a while.

640
00:28:16,194 --> 00:28:17,028
- No!

641
00:28:17,153 --> 00:28:18,738
- Just let me be Leo.

642
00:28:19,197 --> 00:28:20,490
- I may never get this chance again.

643
00:28:21,032 --> 00:28:22,033
Now put your arms out.

644
00:28:22,117 --> 00:28:22,909
- Now, from here

645
00:28:23,284 --> 00:28:24,285
You take one fist

646
00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:26,454
and you put it into the other hand.

647
00:28:26,871 --> 00:28:27,831
- But I know for a fact you do this

648
00:28:27,997 --> 00:28:28,998
with David last year.

649
00:28:29,290 --> 00:28:32,085
And you lift up and in.

650
00:28:32,168 --> 00:28:34,045
Actually, let's not do that.

651
00:28:34,879 --> 00:28:38,132
- I-I-I just think this is a little too weird for me.

652
00:28:38,174 --> 00:28:41,261
- Come on. I thought we were close friends.

653
00:28:41,511 --> 00:28:43,763
- We just shouldn't be doing this as coworkers.

654
00:28:44,055 --> 00:28:44,847
- Mhm.

655
00:28:44,889 --> 00:28:45,682
Good point.

656
00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:48,142
Sir, permission to not do this training at all

657
00:28:48,184 --> 00:28:49,435
and just do it on our time

658
00:28:49,477 --> 00:28:50,478
and trust that.

659
00:28:50,770 --> 00:28:51,563
- Yeah.

660
00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:52,522
This is a dumb idea.

661
00:28:52,856 --> 00:28:53,648
Scrap it.

662
00:28:53,773 --> 00:28:54,524
Let's get ready to open.

663
00:29:31,019 --> 00:29:32,770
- Oh. Hi, Norb.

664
00:29:32,812 --> 00:29:33,813
- Mrs. Parker.

665
00:29:34,272 --> 00:29:36,232
How are you doing this bright and breezy day?

666
00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:37,400
- I'm great.

667
00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:38,860
I just wanted to check in

668
00:29:38,902 --> 00:29:40,528
and make sure you and your parents

669
00:29:40,570 --> 00:29:42,781
are going to be attending Lizzie's graduation party.

670
00:29:43,281 --> 00:29:44,616
- She graduating already?

671
00:29:45,033 --> 00:29:46,785
Man, time really does fly.

672
00:29:46,868 --> 00:29:47,660
- I know.

673
00:29:47,827 --> 00:29:50,288
Can you believe I have a college student?

674
00:29:51,122 --> 00:29:52,290
No, I really can't.

675
00:29:52,415 --> 00:29:54,042
You look like a college student yourself.

676
00:29:54,167 --> 00:29:56,335
- Oh, Norb. Stop it!

677
00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:03,218
- I like Mrs. Parker’s hat.

678
00:30:04,636 --> 00:30:05,845
- She was wearing a hat?

679
00:30:08,223 --> 00:30:09,224
- All righty, folks.

680
00:30:09,849 --> 00:30:11,392
Bread is fresh out of the oven.

681
00:30:12,352 --> 00:30:13,144
It's payday.

682
00:30:13,561 --> 00:30:14,521
Let’s See. We got...

683
00:30:15,146 --> 00:30:15,980
Mikey.

684
00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:18,441
We got Tory Glory.

685
00:30:19,359 --> 00:30:20,235
And Kyle Style

686
00:30:21,402 --> 00:30:22,278
- Oh, man.

687
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:23,696
I really thought this would be bigger.

688
00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:25,490
- I worked here every day last week.

689
00:30:25,698 --> 00:30:27,742
My rent takes half of this right away.

690
00:30:28,076 --> 00:30:28,868
This is B. S.

691
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:30,328
- What? Do you think you deserve more

692
00:30:30,370 --> 00:30:32,247
for sitting in a chair all day?

693
00:30:32,580 --> 00:30:35,542
- As a matter of fact, I do.

694
00:30:36,459 --> 00:30:37,377
I think we all should.

695
00:30:38,086 --> 00:30:40,839
I reckon you should be paid more, Kyle.

696
00:30:41,047 --> 00:30:42,799
The system is designed to keep the poor, poor

697
00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:43,633
and the rich, rich.

698
00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:44,676
- Is that what you say

699
00:30:44,801 --> 00:30:47,303
when you're off getting your fancy coffees

700
00:30:47,345 --> 00:30:49,347
and your nice bottles of wine?

701
00:30:49,389 --> 00:30:50,181
- You know, shut your face.

702
00:30:50,390 --> 00:30:51,182
We need to...

703
00:30:51,808 --> 00:30:52,600
I don't know...

704
00:30:53,351 --> 00:30:55,812
Start a union. Go on strike!

705
00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:57,355
- Yeah, we, we can’t do that.

706
00:30:57,856 --> 00:30:58,648
- And why not?

707
00:30:58,731 --> 00:31:00,024
- Because of this.

708
00:31:00,900 --> 00:31:02,401
Uh, we tried to go on strike

709
00:31:02,443 --> 00:31:04,779
my first year here, and they just laid us off.

710
00:31:05,196 --> 00:31:06,405
Basically, we came back

711
00:31:06,447 --> 00:31:08,283
three weeks later with no changes.

712
00:31:08,825 --> 00:31:10,034
- Replaced by a sign.

713
00:31:10,368 --> 00:31:11,995
That hurts the ego.

714
00:31:13,329 --> 00:31:14,122
Shut up.

715
00:31:42,984 --> 00:31:43,985
- Oh, Mike.

716
00:31:44,027 --> 00:31:45,194
Perfect timing.

717
00:31:45,570 --> 00:31:46,654
Jaws is on TV.

718
00:31:46,696 --> 00:31:48,030
Do you wanna come watch with me?

719
00:31:48,072 --> 00:31:50,533
That little Kitner boy just got eaten.

720
00:31:50,658 --> 00:31:51,910
- Oh, fun.

721
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:53,452
- Quint is about to show up

722
00:31:53,494 --> 00:31:54,913
and try to get the head,

723
00:31:54,996 --> 00:31:57,749
the tail, the whole damn thing.

724
00:31:58,791 --> 00:32:01,919
- I was actually thinking about going out tonight.

725
00:32:01,961 --> 00:32:03,129
If that's alright?

726
00:32:03,254 --> 00:32:04,839
- Oh, really?

727
00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:05,840
- With who?

728
00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:08,676
You don't have friends Mike.

729
00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:09,761
- Jeffrey!

730
00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:11,763
Of course you can, honey.

731
00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:13,472
Just don't be back too late.

732
00:32:13,514 --> 00:32:14,307
- Thank you.

733
00:32:14,557 --> 00:32:15,350
I won't

734
00:32:17,477 --> 00:32:20,480
But if I ended up staying the night?

735
00:32:20,563 --> 00:32:21,356
- Staying the night?

736
00:32:21,564 --> 00:32:22,732
- Staying the night!

737
00:32:23,483 --> 00:32:24,275
- Yeah.

738
00:32:24,859 --> 00:32:26,069
- See you in the morning.

739
00:32:26,277 --> 00:32:27,070
- Thank you.

740
00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:28,571
Good luck catching that fish.

741
00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:32,575
- Do you wanna go out too?

742
00:32:32,617 --> 00:32:33,409
- Love you. Bye.

743
00:32:35,370 --> 00:32:36,454
- Perfect.

744
00:32:45,213 --> 00:32:47,048
- What are you? A medium rare guy?

745
00:32:47,548 --> 00:32:48,341
Medium rare.

746
00:32:49,550 --> 00:32:50,343
Cheese?

747
00:32:52,011 --> 00:32:53,512
Who am I kidding? We’re all getting cheese.

748
00:32:56,724 --> 00:32:57,517
- Hey, man.

749
00:32:57,725 --> 00:32:59,060
- Hey, Jimmy.

750
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:01,270
I'm so glad you could make it, man.

751
00:33:01,729 --> 00:33:02,563
- How have you been?

752
00:33:02,897 --> 00:33:05,733
- It's like once you've tasted true Italian wine,

753
00:33:05,775 --> 00:33:08,694
you can't go back to this stuff.
I would almost recommend

754
00:33:08,736 --> 00:33:12,615
never trying good wine unless
you can have it every time.

755
00:33:13,616 --> 00:33:14,867
- If you’re not gonna drink it...

756
00:33:14,909 --> 00:33:16,244
- Oh, I'm still going to drink it.

757
00:33:16,369 --> 00:33:17,495
I'm just saying.

758
00:33:20,289 --> 00:33:21,040
Charlie!

759
00:33:21,082 --> 00:33:22,417
- Hey, man.

760
00:33:22,667 --> 00:33:23,793
Hey. Good to see you again.

761
00:33:23,835 --> 00:33:25,044
- Look at the mane! Oh, my God.

762
00:33:25,086 --> 00:33:25,836
- I know. I'm growing it out.

763
00:33:25,878 --> 00:33:26,629
- We're just, we're brothers

764
00:33:27,463 --> 00:33:28,214
And you. Hello.-Hi.

765
00:33:28,256 --> 00:33:30,174
- Your name is...

766
00:33:30,216 --> 00:33:31,009
- Rebecca.

767
00:33:31,134 --> 00:33:31,926
Rebecca.

768
00:33:32,301 --> 00:33:33,261
- Hi, how are you? - How you doing?

769
00:33:33,636 --> 00:33:34,762
I’m doing great.

770
00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:36,180
- Yeah me too.

771
00:33:36,389 --> 00:33:37,348
- It's c-, fantastic.

772
00:33:37,598 --> 00:33:38,391
- What's the record again?

773
00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:39,183
- Miguel Rodriguez.

774
00:33:39,225 --> 00:33:42,019
Set in the summer of 06’, 1.41 seconds.

775
00:33:42,061 --> 00:33:42,979
- I'm breaking it right now. Ready?

776
00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:44,021
- Okay. Ready. Set. Go!

777
00:33:56,284 --> 00:33:57,034
- Time.

778
00:33:58,327 --> 00:33:59,537
- I mean, if I was generou-, tha-,

779
00:33:59,579 --> 00:34:01,372
it's 10.24.

780
00:34:02,915 --> 00:34:04,375
- Get me another one.

781
00:34:04,417 --> 00:34:05,334
- I'm not gonna get you an-,

782
00:34:05,418 --> 00:34:06,210
this is number 5.

783
00:34:06,294 --> 00:34:07,920
You need a burger.

784
00:34:08,129 --> 00:34:09,463
- I bought it, actually.

785
00:34:10,298 --> 00:34:11,549
- Dude, you bought a house?

786
00:34:12,258 --> 00:34:13,051
That's insane.

787
00:34:13,384 --> 00:34:14,677
- I don't wanna count on my chickens,

788
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:16,470
but it looks like my girlfriend

789
00:34:16,512 --> 00:34:19,474
and my job are pretty safe bets for lifelong things.

790
00:34:20,391 --> 00:34:22,393
The market was right on all fronts, so.

791
00:34:23,603 --> 00:34:25,146
Are you still planning on staying here?

792
00:34:25,688 --> 00:34:26,522
- Yeah. I mean,

793
00:34:27,315 --> 00:34:30,068
my bills, most of my food's paid for, so...

794
00:34:30,318 --> 00:34:31,110
Why would I leave?

795
00:34:31,402 --> 00:34:33,821
- Can't argue with that, I guess.

796
00:34:34,238 --> 00:34:37,825
But you might be able to afford your own rent and food

797
00:34:37,867 --> 00:34:39,827
if you'd got a better job.

798
00:34:40,661 --> 00:34:42,997
- Yeah, but, while my job lacks in pay,

799
00:34:43,539 --> 00:34:45,833
definitely makes up for nights like tonight.

800
00:34:47,293 --> 00:34:48,086
- Right.

801
00:34:50,379 --> 00:34:51,214
- New guy!

802
00:34:51,714 --> 00:34:52,507
What's up?

803
00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:53,883
- Hey, Kyle.

804
00:34:54,425 --> 00:34:55,218
Have you seen Norb?

805
00:34:55,301 --> 00:34:56,427
I wanted to say hi and

806
00:34:56,469 --> 00:34:57,887
thank him for inviting me.

807
00:34:58,012 --> 00:34:59,180
- Frick’ that!

808
00:34:59,430 --> 00:35:01,182
Let's chug these beers!

809
00:35:01,224 --> 00:35:02,016
- Oh.

810
00:35:02,058 --> 00:35:07,021
- We're drinking until our
piss is clear tonight, Mikey Boy.

811
00:35:07,563 --> 00:35:10,191
- Sounds dangerous, but okay.

812
00:35:11,859 --> 00:35:13,819
- U. S. A.

813
00:35:20,284 --> 00:35:22,203
WHOOOOO!

814
00:35:25,039 --> 00:35:26,207
- Oh, you already got one.

815
00:35:26,707 --> 00:35:27,500
Nice.

816
00:35:28,709 --> 00:35:29,710
- Thank you, buddy.

817
00:35:30,086 --> 00:35:30,878
- Yeah.

818
00:35:32,755 --> 00:35:34,257
No problem, Kyle.

819
00:35:34,715 --> 00:35:35,466
- Thanks for having me.

820
00:35:35,508 --> 00:35:36,258
- Yeah.

821
00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:37,301
- Cool place you have.

822
00:35:37,343 --> 00:35:39,637
- Yeah, it's my parents house.

823
00:35:39,679 --> 00:35:41,389
Once they croack it's all mine, though.

824
00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:44,517
No, I'm just kidding.

825
00:35:44,559 --> 00:35:46,018
I hope we all live forever.

826
00:35:46,310 --> 00:35:47,103
Let's party.

827
00:35:53,609 --> 00:35:55,903
- I agree that he has an interesting verbal style.

828
00:35:55,945 --> 00:35:57,947
I just think it's lacking in substance.

829
00:35:58,865 --> 00:36:00,074
- Oh my god! Are you Brenda?

830
00:36:00,199 --> 00:36:01,909
I'm, like, the craziest of all Crazy Brenda’s!

831
00:36:01,951 --> 00:36:05,037
- My gosh! Hello girl!

832
00:36:05,454 --> 00:36:06,622
Thank you for your love and support,

833
00:36:06,664 --> 00:36:09,542
my love is your love.

834
00:36:14,213 --> 00:36:15,172
Like I was saying

835
00:36:15,214 --> 00:36:17,216
I don't think that Cummins is saying

836
00:36:17,258 --> 00:36:18,885
what he thinks he's saying.

837
00:36:25,224 --> 00:36:26,017
- Hey, Mike.

838
00:36:26,392 --> 00:36:27,893
Do you know where the graham crackers are?

839
00:36:27,935 --> 00:36:29,020
We're making s'mores.

840
00:36:29,312 --> 00:36:31,397
- Oh, um, I don't,

841
00:36:31,439 --> 00:36:33,190
but I'd guess the pantry.

842
00:36:33,232 --> 00:36:34,775
- I was thinking the same thing.

843
00:36:40,448 --> 00:36:41,574
- What are you doing?

844
00:36:41,782 --> 00:36:43,242
Recycling?

845
00:36:43,993 --> 00:36:44,785
- Um,

846
00:36:45,244 --> 00:36:46,787
yeah, kinda.

847
00:36:48,831 --> 00:36:51,167
I've just been filling the same can with water

848
00:36:51,792 --> 00:36:52,793
and drinking from it,

849
00:36:52,835 --> 00:36:54,170
so people think I'm drinking beer

850
00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:55,004
when I'm not.

851
00:36:57,089 --> 00:36:58,257
- That's no way to have fun.

852
00:36:59,175 --> 00:37:00,009
- I know,

853
00:37:00,468 --> 00:37:01,719
but I'm not supposed to be drinking.

854
00:37:01,761 --> 00:37:02,845
It is against the rules.

855
00:37:03,304 --> 00:37:04,096
- Whose rules?

856
00:37:04,305 --> 00:37:05,431
- The government's.

857
00:37:06,474 --> 00:37:08,184
I thought
I'd be okay with it tonight, but

858
00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:10,269
it's just not me.

859
00:37:13,731 --> 00:37:15,441
- What is it with you and these rules?

860
00:37:15,942 --> 00:37:17,484
- Just logically makes sense.

861
00:37:17,526 --> 00:37:20,487
If I break a rule I could get hurt or in trouble.

862
00:37:20,529 --> 00:37:21,822
So why do it?

863
00:37:21,864 --> 00:37:23,032
- My parents would love you.

864
00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:23,824
- Oh, yeah?

865
00:37:24,700 --> 00:37:25,826
- God, they piss me off.

866
00:37:26,118 --> 00:37:27,036
My mom is always like,

867
00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:28,454
should you really be wearing that?

868
00:37:28,496 --> 00:37:30,122
Should you really be eating that?

869
00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:32,333
I can’t trim a fingernail in that house

870
00:37:32,375 --> 00:37:33,834
without them questioning it.

871
00:37:34,085 --> 00:37:35,294
- They just want what’s best for you.

872
00:37:35,461 --> 00:37:38,047
- Great! Now you sound like my dad.

873
00:37:38,089 --> 00:37:39,632
We should, five support my brothers

874
00:37:39,674 --> 00:37:40,967
when we have the whole act.

875
00:37:42,551 --> 00:37:43,302
- Listen,

876
00:37:43,344 --> 00:37:44,637
rules keep people safe.

877
00:37:45,221 --> 00:37:47,514
Following the rules will get me into a good college,

878
00:37:47,556 --> 00:37:49,058
good job, good life.

879
00:37:50,851 --> 00:37:52,019
- Is that all you want?

880
00:37:52,311 --> 00:37:53,104
A good life.

881
00:37:54,772 --> 00:37:55,815
- What's wrong with that?

882
00:37:57,358 --> 00:37:59,318
- Maybe focusing so hard on having a good life

883
00:37:59,568 --> 00:38:01,153
is keeping you from living a great one.

884
00:38:01,904 --> 00:38:03,948
- And keeping me from having a terrible one.

885
00:38:04,532 --> 00:38:05,658
It’s a safe bet.

886
00:38:05,908 --> 00:38:06,701
- It's still a bet, though.

887
00:38:07,702 --> 00:38:08,452
I mean, there's no chance

888
00:38:08,494 --> 00:38:10,037
that the world will even exist tomorrow.

889
00:38:10,079 --> 00:38:11,455
So live in the moment.

890
00:38:13,666 --> 00:38:16,210
Also, you filling up that beer can with water

891
00:38:16,252 --> 00:38:17,628
is basically lying.

892
00:38:18,045 --> 00:38:20,548
And us lifeguards, we have
a strict rule against lying.

893
00:38:21,007 --> 00:38:22,049
So now what?

894
00:38:22,550 --> 00:38:24,468
- Now I'm very conflicted.

895
00:38:35,771 --> 00:38:37,147
- And if you break the lying rule,

896
00:38:40,276 --> 00:38:41,652
you have to take a shot.

897
00:38:42,028 --> 00:38:42,820
- You do?

898
00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:46,115
- Yup.

899
00:38:46,782 --> 00:38:47,575
- Is it good?

900
00:38:48,284 --> 00:38:49,076
- Yeah, totally.

901
00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:50,870
This one mostly taste like strawberries.

902
00:38:56,584 --> 00:39:00,296
- Emma, where are the crackers I requested?

903
00:39:00,504 --> 00:39:01,964
We have perfectly toasted marshmallows

904
00:39:02,006 --> 00:39:03,632
with nothing to lay them upon!

905
00:39:04,884 --> 00:39:07,011
- I'll be out in a second!

906
00:39:07,386 --> 00:39:08,179
- Oh.

907
00:39:12,266 --> 00:39:13,809
Prom's up.

908
00:39:20,733 --> 00:39:22,401
- You broke the lying rule.

909
00:39:22,526 --> 00:39:24,278
You broke the lying rule.

910
00:39:25,571 --> 00:39:27,907
- Yo, Jimmy, you heading out?

911
00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:30,576
- Yeah, man. I got shit to do tomorrow.

912
00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:33,162
- BOOOO! LAME-O!!

913
00:39:34,455 --> 00:39:35,247
- Listen Norb,

914
00:39:35,498 --> 00:39:37,208
as a prosecuting attorney for the city,

915
00:39:37,792 --> 00:39:39,501
I'm gonna look past the fact that you're buying

916
00:39:39,543 --> 00:39:41,879
and serving alcohol to a bunch of minors.

917
00:39:42,838 --> 00:39:45,632
But as your friend of 27 years,

918
00:39:45,674 --> 00:39:48,135
I don't want to look past the fact that you're buying

919
00:39:48,177 --> 00:39:50,721
and serving alcohol to a bunch of minors.

920
00:39:50,805 --> 00:39:51,847
- I'm just having some drinks

921
00:39:51,889 --> 00:39:53,223
with my coworkers after work.

922
00:39:53,265 --> 00:39:54,808
It’s the same as you.

923
00:39:54,850 --> 00:39:56,977
- Some of your coworkers don't even have their GED!

924
00:39:57,353 --> 00:39:59,063
I-I mean look.

925
00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:08,614
- You all have some growing up to do.

926
00:40:09,907 --> 00:40:10,741
See you, Norb.

927
00:40:25,464 --> 00:40:27,508
- I've talked to the higher ups,

928
00:40:28,300 --> 00:40:32,763
and you new guards have passed the trial period.

929
00:40:32,805 --> 00:40:36,225
- Oh, I didn't even know we we're in a trial period.

930
00:40:36,308 --> 00:40:38,185
- We would like to officially welcome you

931
00:40:38,227 --> 00:40:39,978
to the lifeguard Brotherhood.

932
00:40:40,938 --> 00:40:41,730
- Brotherhood?

933
00:40:41,939 --> 00:40:44,316
- Or sisterhood or whatever.

934
00:40:44,358 --> 00:40:45,818
The Order of the Lifeguard.

935
00:40:45,860 --> 00:40:46,652
- Oh!

936
00:40:47,194 --> 00:40:48,487
Thank you! I’ve really been enjoying my...

937
00:40:48,529 --> 00:40:51,365
- Which means we need to brand you.

938
00:40:51,407 --> 00:40:52,199
- Winston!

939
00:40:52,324 --> 00:40:53,409
- We've all done it, Mike.

940
00:40:54,201 --> 00:40:58,038
If you want to be a real
Red Cross certified lifeguard,

941
00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:03,002
then you need a real Red Cross,

942
00:41:04,086 --> 00:41:05,546
on the ass!

943
00:41:05,588 --> 00:41:06,380
- He's totally kidding.

944
00:41:06,422 --> 00:41:08,215
We do not do that!

945
00:41:08,382 --> 00:41:09,258
- Dang it, Emma!

946
00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:10,926
He was really going for it.

947
00:41:11,010 --> 00:41:12,470
- You are vile.

948
00:41:12,595 --> 00:41:13,387
- Screw it.

949
00:41:14,763 --> 00:41:15,556
- I'll do it.

950
00:41:15,681 --> 00:41:16,515
- Oh, yeah.

951
00:41:16,932 --> 00:41:17,725
- Absolutely

952
00:41:18,100 --> 00:41:18,893
- McHenry. No.

953
00:41:19,518 --> 00:41:20,311
- Let's go.

954
00:41:21,061 --> 00:41:22,563
- I love this kid.

955
00:41:23,606 --> 00:41:24,648
- Alright, if anyone asks,

956
00:41:24,690 --> 00:41:25,941
I was not around when this happened.

957
00:41:34,700 --> 00:41:37,203
- This is illegal in so many ways.

958
00:41:37,286 --> 00:41:39,163
- You're not gonna sue me or anything, right?

959
00:41:39,205 --> 00:41:40,789
- Just freaking do it.

960
00:41:49,715 --> 00:41:51,592
- Oh! Oh! Oh!

961
00:41:55,638 --> 00:41:57,139
Oh my gosh!

962
00:42:01,519 --> 00:42:03,270
- You're not in the beer cooler.

963
00:42:04,396 --> 00:42:05,522
- Get your ass back here!

964
00:42:05,564 --> 00:42:07,233
I gotta do the other line.

965
00:42:08,108 --> 00:42:09,193
- Screw you!

966
00:42:11,111 --> 00:42:13,197
- I can't believe that just happened.

967
00:42:13,322 --> 00:42:15,240
- This is absolutely insane.

968
00:42:15,282 --> 00:42:16,325
Like, for part two.

969
00:42:17,034 --> 00:42:18,994
- We're gonna need some of ass-burgers

970
00:42:19,036 --> 00:42:20,537
for those ass-beers.

971
00:42:21,539 --> 00:42:23,749
- Hey, my cousin has Asperger's

972
00:42:23,791 --> 00:42:24,583
- You know...

973
00:42:24,625 --> 00:42:26,502
Didn't think about that one when I said it.

974
00:42:26,835 --> 00:42:27,628
I apologize.

975
00:42:28,045 --> 00:42:30,130
- Norb, did you queue this up?

976
00:42:30,714 --> 00:42:31,715
- I don't know. I mean...

977
00:42:32,091 --> 00:42:33,383
It's a pretty great song.

978
00:42:33,425 --> 00:42:35,677
I wouldn't be surprised if any one of us put it on.

979
00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:38,097
- It is so annoying.

980
00:42:38,264 --> 00:42:40,265
- Look, once you start liking it,

981
00:42:40,307 --> 00:42:41,350
you will never get tired of it.

982
00:42:41,517 --> 00:42:43,811
- Stop trying to exposure therapy us to this song.

983
00:42:43,978 --> 00:42:47,398
- As a believer in science and partying, I will not.

984
00:42:48,023 --> 00:42:50,609
But I will get the next round of beers.

985
00:42:50,985 --> 00:42:52,361
- Anybody want one?

986
00:42:54,196 --> 00:42:55,197
Hey, Mike, what about you?

987
00:42:59,034 --> 00:42:59,868
Sure.

988
00:43:07,376 --> 00:43:11,880
- Hey, uh, I'm gonna need a couple beers out there.

989
00:43:15,634 --> 00:43:16,427
Thank you.

990
00:43:17,344 --> 00:43:20,431
I'm gonna go get some cups for these.

991
00:44:09,688 --> 00:44:11,523
- Is this one a seltzer?

992
00:44:17,988 --> 00:44:19,114
It's bubbly.

993
00:44:22,368 --> 00:44:23,535
This tastes like root beer.

994
00:44:24,411 --> 00:44:25,621
It has alcohol in it?

995
00:44:26,789 --> 00:44:28,082
I don't believe you.

996
00:44:32,419 --> 00:44:33,879
An IPA, you say?

997
00:44:38,926 --> 00:44:40,302
Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh.

998
00:45:29,518 --> 00:45:30,310
- Hey.

999
00:45:30,894 --> 00:45:33,313
Hope I didn't peer pressure you too much earlier.

1000
00:45:33,731 --> 00:45:35,857
I just like seeing people have a good time.

1001
00:45:35,899 --> 00:45:37,067
- I'm glad you did.

1002
00:45:37,901 --> 00:45:39,069
I actually had a lot of fun tonight.

1003
00:45:39,111 --> 00:45:41,238
Like, more fun than I've had in a while.

1004
00:45:42,448 --> 00:45:43,282
- Good. I’m glad.

1005
00:45:44,366 --> 00:45:46,743
I admit. I'm a bad influence.

1006
00:45:46,785 --> 00:45:48,203
It’s why I can never work with kids.

1007
00:45:48,454 --> 00:45:49,997
- Is that something you'd want to do?

1008
00:45:50,914 --> 00:45:51,707
- Yeah. For sure.

1009
00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:54,042
But, I mean, I can't

1010
00:45:54,460 --> 00:45:55,252
Think of it this way,

1011
00:45:55,627 --> 00:45:59,214
how am I supposed to tell a kid to not do bad things

1012
00:45:59,256 --> 00:46:02,050
when I myself have, and will continue to do,

1013
00:46:02,092 --> 00:46:02,885
bad things, you know?

1014
00:46:03,343 --> 00:46:05,471
- I mean, you were pretty convincing to me tonight.

1015
00:46:06,180 --> 00:46:06,972
I listened to you.

1016
00:46:07,097 --> 00:46:09,433
So maybe you should do the
same thing with kids but you know

1017
00:46:09,475 --> 00:46:12,310
like peer pressure them into
eating vegetables or whatnot.

1018
00:46:14,021 --> 00:46:15,564
- Yeah. I could, like, bully a kid

1019
00:46:15,606 --> 00:46:18,608
into eating healthy and learning math.

1020
00:46:20,819 --> 00:46:22,654
Do you ever think there's anyone else out there?

1021
00:46:24,740 --> 00:46:26,074
- With how much is out there,

1022
00:46:26,325 --> 00:46:27,701
seems like there has to be.

1023
00:46:29,244 --> 00:46:30,871
But that's really easy to feel alone.

1024
00:46:33,373 --> 00:46:34,291
- I like to think so.

1025
00:46:36,376 --> 00:46:39,922
Like, maybe there's some
parallel version of myself out there.

1026
00:46:40,255 --> 00:46:42,758
And every time I'm having a really bad day,

1027
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:44,218
maybe they’re having a really good one.

1028
00:46:47,638 --> 00:46:49,723
Which sounds

1029
00:46:50,474 --> 00:46:52,392
really stupid now that I say it.

1030
00:46:52,726 --> 00:46:53,519
Sorry.

1031
00:46:53,644 --> 00:46:54,436
- It’s not stupid.

1032
00:46:55,521 --> 00:46:56,313
I totally get that.

1033
00:46:58,398 --> 00:47:00,859
My poor parallel self must
be having a terrible night,

1034
00:47:00,984 --> 00:47:02,945
because I'm having such a stellar one here.

1035
00:47:05,989 --> 00:47:06,824
- Cheers.

1036
00:47:08,575 --> 00:47:10,410
To our parallel selves,

1037
00:47:10,953 --> 00:47:13,497
that they have many more bad days to come.

1038
00:47:14,122 --> 00:47:15,666
- Is that selfish of us to wish?

1039
00:47:16,542 --> 00:47:18,126
- We’re wishing it upon ourselves so,

1040
00:47:18,293 --> 00:47:19,086
technically, no.

1041
00:47:19,962 --> 00:47:21,213
- I can get behind that logic

1042
00:47:22,965 --> 00:47:23,757
- To us and us.

1043
00:47:24,132 --> 00:47:24,925
Cheers!

1044
00:47:30,973 --> 00:47:31,765
- Marco? - Polo!

1045
00:47:32,140 --> 00:47:34,393
- Marco? - Polo!

1046
00:47:34,476 --> 00:47:35,894
- Marco?- Polo!

1047
00:47:35,978 --> 00:47:37,312
- Marco?- Polo!

1048
00:47:37,354 --> 00:47:38,897
- Marco? - Polo!

1049
00:47:38,981 --> 00:47:41,691
- Marco? - Polo!

1050
00:47:41,733 --> 00:47:42,568
- Marco? - Polo!

1051
00:47:42,985 --> 00:47:44,486
- Marco? - Polo!

1052
00:47:44,528 --> 00:47:45,737
Marco? - Polo!

1053
00:47:45,821 --> 00:47:47,865
- Marco Polo was a slave trader.

1054
00:47:48,949 --> 00:47:51,118
- If that gets those kids to shut up.

1055
00:47:51,952 --> 00:47:52,786
I'll go tell 'em.

1056
00:47:53,203 --> 00:47:56,832
- Good morning, Krusty crew!

1057
00:47:58,959 --> 00:48:00,460
Hey, don't worry folks.

1058
00:48:01,169 --> 00:48:02,004
I got your coffee.

1059
00:48:02,588 --> 00:48:03,922
- Jesus! Thank you.

1060
00:48:03,964 --> 00:48:05,465
- Kyle with the Tyra Banks.

1061
00:48:05,716 --> 00:48:06,508
- What?

1062
00:48:06,967 --> 00:48:08,135
- Tall black and hot.

1063
00:48:08,427 --> 00:48:09,261
- Oh! Yeah.

1064
00:48:10,012 --> 00:48:12,514
- And we got iced latte for the nice 'laytte'.

1065
00:48:13,432 --> 00:48:14,975
- You are a saint, Norb

1066
00:48:15,017 --> 00:48:16,226
What do we owe you, by the way?

1067
00:48:16,685 --> 00:48:17,477
- About 6 each.

1068
00:48:17,811 --> 00:48:18,604
- Mhm.

1069
00:48:18,770 --> 00:48:20,105
- Getting more expensive by the day.

1070
00:48:20,147 --> 00:48:21,315
- Thanks, Biden.

1071
00:48:21,732 --> 00:48:24,109
- And we got “Mikey” with the “lattie”.

1072
00:48:24,818 --> 00:48:25,611
- Oh, uh,

1073
00:48:26,028 --> 00:48:28,405
I’m actually not supposed to
have coffee till I’m done growing.

1074
00:48:28,739 --> 00:48:30,616
- Add it to the list of new
beverages you've tried this week.

1075
00:48:30,991 --> 00:48:31,783
- Good point.

1076
00:48:35,662 --> 00:48:38,123
Wow. This is amazing.

1077
00:48:38,457 --> 00:48:39,916
- You need all that cream and sugar

1078
00:48:39,958 --> 00:48:41,835
like a bunch of babies.

1079
00:48:42,169 --> 00:48:43,754
A real man doesn't need any of that.

1080
00:48:44,713 --> 00:48:45,923
- Oh! Yeah!

1081
00:48:46,173 --> 00:48:47,966
I gotta burn my tongue every morning

1082
00:48:48,008 --> 00:48:49,468
to prove that I'm a man.

1083
00:48:49,843 --> 00:48:50,636
Ugh!

1084
00:48:51,386 --> 00:48:54,264
That would be pretty manly.

1085
00:48:54,306 --> 00:48:55,056
- Thanks for the coffee

1086
00:48:55,098 --> 00:48:57,601
and thank you again for having me last night.

1087
00:48:57,726 --> 00:48:58,518
- Mm-hmm, thank you.

1088
00:48:58,644 --> 00:48:59,436
- You're welcome,

1089
00:49:00,312 --> 00:49:01,104
Michael.

1090
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:25,295
- You think I should start drinking protein shakes?

1091
00:49:26,088 --> 00:49:26,880
- Yuck, man!

1092
00:49:27,589 --> 00:49:28,798
My, uh, football coach

1093
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:31,009
used to try to make us drink those to get bigger.

1094
00:49:31,635 --> 00:49:32,427
It's terrible.

1095
00:49:32,761 --> 00:49:33,804
- I don’t like being so scrawny.

1096
00:49:33,887 --> 00:49:36,139
I think being a bit bigger would be better for

1097
00:49:37,641 --> 00:49:39,559
attracting potential

1098
00:49:39,685 --> 00:49:41,436
mates, whatever?

1099
00:49:41,478 --> 00:49:43,438
- Mickey’s trying to knock some boots!

1100
00:49:44,272 --> 00:49:45,273
- Actually, I don't know.

1101
00:49:45,315 --> 00:49:47,108
- Look, girls don't really care

1102
00:49:47,150 --> 00:49:49,069
about muscles and all that.

1103
00:49:49,111 --> 00:49:51,363
They really don't focus on guys bodies at all.

1104
00:49:51,822 --> 00:49:52,614
- Really?

1105
00:49:52,948 --> 00:49:54,199
- Yeah, like girls care about, like,

1106
00:49:54,241 --> 00:49:56,493
more different kinds of things.

1107
00:49:56,535 --> 00:49:58,745
Like, you know, planning a Saturday

1108
00:49:58,912 --> 00:50:01,540
or having a bed with a head board.

1109
00:50:01,957 --> 00:50:04,000
You know, dumb, dumb shit like that.

1110
00:50:04,042 --> 00:50:04,835
- It's easy for you to say.

1111
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:05,760
You already have a great body.

1112
00:50:05,919 --> 00:50:07,087
- Yeah, but girls like...

1113
00:50:07,504 --> 00:50:08,254
Well,

1114
00:50:08,296 --> 00:50:09,047
thanks, by the way.

1115
00:50:09,089 --> 00:50:11,299
But, uh, girls just don't care about bodies.

1116
00:50:11,341 --> 00:50:13,051
It's really all I'm saying.

1117
00:50:13,093 --> 00:50:14,511
- If anything, you should just start

1118
00:50:14,553 --> 00:50:17,222
drinking normal milkshakes and get chubby.

1119
00:50:17,723 --> 00:50:21,017
Chicks dig big, chubby guys to cuddle up with at night.

1120
00:50:21,059 --> 00:50:21,852
No way!

1121
00:50:22,144 --> 00:50:24,438
- You think I drink beers every day for the fun of it?

1122
00:50:24,646 --> 00:50:26,856
Got to keep this belly in tip top shape.

1123
00:50:26,898 --> 00:50:28,400
- I'm so proud of you

1124
00:50:28,442 --> 00:50:30,193
for being so strict with your diet.

1125
00:50:30,277 --> 00:50:33,655
No less than four Budweiser's a day.

1126
00:50:33,697 --> 00:50:35,240
It's hard, but totally worth it.

1127
00:50:36,575 --> 00:50:38,368
- Well, you know, instead of just, like, sitting around

1128
00:50:38,410 --> 00:50:40,787
debating what women want, why don't we just ask one?

1129
00:50:41,329 --> 00:50:42,581
- They exist.

1130
00:50:43,290 --> 00:50:44,040
- Hey, Emma!

1131
00:50:44,082 --> 00:50:44,833
- Wait, no.

1132
00:50:44,875 --> 00:50:45,667
- Can you come over here?

1133
00:50:45,959 --> 00:50:47,002
- Wait! No. - Oh, yeah. Shit!

1134
00:50:47,044 --> 00:50:47,794
- What? - Look at us.

1135
00:50:47,836 --> 00:50:50,088
- Well, dude I, I know she's intimidating,

1136
00:50:50,130 --> 00:50:51,798
but she's actually really nice.

1137
00:50:52,632 --> 00:50:56,386
- I can’t get tips on getting girls from the girl...

1138
00:50:57,804 --> 00:50:58,597
- Uh!

1139
00:50:58,764 --> 00:50:59,806
- You dog!

1140
00:51:05,604 --> 00:51:06,396
- What's up, guys!

1141
00:51:06,980 --> 00:51:07,897
- Hello. - Hey, Emma.

1142
00:51:07,939 --> 00:51:11,109
Um, I was actually just wondering

1143
00:51:11,151 --> 00:51:13,695
if you could go clean up some trash around the pool.

1144
00:51:13,737 --> 00:51:15,947
People have been leaving stuff behind.

1145
00:51:16,406 --> 00:51:17,991
- I was literally just doing that.

1146
00:51:18,450 --> 00:51:19,284
- Well. Great job.

1147
00:51:19,868 --> 00:51:21,077
Uh, very proactive.

1148
00:51:21,119 --> 00:51:23,497
And, that's why we keep you around.

1149
00:51:23,955 --> 00:51:27,125
- What do you find attractive in men?

1150
00:51:27,709 --> 00:51:28,918
- I don't know.

1151
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:31,797
Uh, I guess I like a guy that doesn’t wanna hold me back.

1152
00:51:32,964 --> 00:51:33,840
Like, helps me let loose.

1153
00:51:33,882 --> 00:51:35,342
Break free a little bit.

1154
00:51:35,467 --> 00:51:36,551
- Like, what about bodies?

1155
00:51:36,843 --> 00:51:38,428
Like you like big muscles? or...

1156
00:51:38,470 --> 00:51:40,222
- Mm-mhm, nah. I don't need anything crazy.

1157
00:51:40,388 --> 00:51:41,598
Just as long as a guy can lift me.

1158
00:51:41,890 --> 00:51:42,682
- Lift you?

1159
00:51:45,185 --> 00:51:46,728
- Sometimes I like to be lifted.

1160
00:51:47,729 --> 00:51:50,190
Sometimes I need to be lifted.

1161
00:51:55,070 --> 00:51:56,530
- See you later, Tori.

1162
00:51:56,780 --> 00:51:58,406
You folks, have a great day.

1163
00:52:51,001 --> 00:52:52,961
- “No littering” is a good rule.

1164
00:52:54,629 --> 00:52:56,131
- Okay, team.

1165
00:52:56,173 --> 00:52:58,884
We've got another hot and sunny day.

1166
00:52:58,967 --> 00:53:00,176
We've got our morning swim

1167
00:53:00,218 --> 00:53:01,761
and then the regular patrons

1168
00:53:01,803 --> 00:53:03,597
will be here in the masses

1169
00:53:03,805 --> 00:53:06,016
before you could say chlorine levels check.

1170
00:53:06,433 --> 00:53:08,935
We're gonna be doing the classic buddy system today.

1171
00:53:09,227 --> 00:53:10,895
You and your partner will go up,

1172
00:53:10,937 --> 00:53:13,106
then surveillance and maintenance,

1173
00:53:13,398 --> 00:53:14,357
and then back down.

1174
00:53:15,025 --> 00:53:17,777
This is gonna be a constant 30 minute rotation.

1175
00:53:18,028 --> 00:53:19,446
I am now going to assign buddys

1176
00:53:19,529 --> 00:53:22,324
in no particular order or reason.

1177
00:53:22,616 --> 00:53:25,034
We've got Tory and Brenda.

1178
00:53:25,076 --> 00:53:26,786
McHenry and myself,

1179
00:53:27,078 --> 00:53:30,290
and then Mike and Emma.

1180
00:53:30,457 --> 00:53:31,624
Uh, Mike and Emma.

1181
00:53:31,666 --> 00:53:34,628
You guys can start by putting the lane lines up.

1182
00:53:39,049 --> 00:53:39,841
- Question.

1183
00:53:40,258 --> 00:53:41,509
How do you like the college you’re at?

1184
00:53:41,551 --> 00:53:44,137
I’m narrowing my list of schools to apply to.

1185
00:53:44,346 --> 00:53:46,890
- It's on Harvard where I'm sure you’ll end up.

1186
00:53:46,932 --> 00:53:49,893
I mean, I might apply and go if they have me,

1187
00:53:49,935 --> 00:53:50,768
but...

1188
00:53:52,729 --> 00:53:54,022
- I found a good fit for me.

1189
00:53:54,814 --> 00:53:55,607
- What are you studying?

1190
00:53:56,566 --> 00:53:57,359
- Accounting. Right now.

1191
00:53:57,567 --> 00:53:58,360
- Accounting?

1192
00:53:58,985 --> 00:54:01,071
Doesn’t really sound like
a career involving children.

1193
00:54:01,863 --> 00:54:05,074
- Uh, well, it's not, um,

1194
00:54:05,116 --> 00:54:05,909
but I don't,

1195
00:54:06,660 --> 00:54:07,452
I don’t know it’s,

1196
00:54:08,245 --> 00:54:09,162
it's a safe path.

1197
00:54:09,663 --> 00:54:11,831
- Safe path? Wow.

1198
00:54:11,957 --> 00:54:13,166
You went after my own heart.

1199
00:54:14,501 --> 00:54:15,293
Do you like it?

1200
00:54:15,585 --> 00:54:16,378
- God, no.

1201
00:54:17,087 --> 00:54:17,921
- You shouldn't do it then.

1202
00:54:33,353 --> 00:54:36,523
- So, on the topic of career paths and such,

1203
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:39,943
how have you been liking
being lifeguard this summer?

1204
00:54:40,568 --> 00:54:42,112
- I've actually really been enjoying the summer.

1205
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:44,239
Never hung out with such...

1206
00:54:44,322 --> 00:54:45,323
- Degenerates!

1207
00:54:46,700 --> 00:54:49,035
I was gonna say interesting people.

1208
00:54:49,911 --> 00:54:52,330
Thanks for welcoming in a square like me.

1209
00:54:52,872 --> 00:54:53,999
- You’re not a square, Mike.

1210
00:54:54,165 --> 00:54:55,292
You're one of us now.

1211
00:54:55,750 --> 00:54:56,543
We like you.

1212
00:54:56,876 --> 00:54:57,669
- I like you

1213
00:54:59,337 --> 00:55:01,006
Uh, as lifeguards,

1214
00:55:01,464 --> 00:55:02,924
people and lifeguards.

1215
00:55:03,591 --> 00:55:04,426
Thank you. I'm sorry.

1216
00:55:10,015 --> 00:55:11,849
- Come on, let's go hang out

1217
00:55:11,891 --> 00:55:13,101
before the main crowd gets here.

1218
00:55:14,394 --> 00:55:19,065
- Oh, uh, I'll probably just swim a few laps while I can.

1219
00:55:20,108 --> 00:55:22,527
- Oh, okay.

1220
00:55:22,902 --> 00:55:23,695
- Oh my God.

1221
00:55:23,903 --> 00:55:25,322
Please leave!

1222
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:31,411
I just gotta swim of this one off.

1223
00:55:33,872 --> 00:55:34,664
- Good morning.

1224
00:55:36,750 --> 00:55:41,170
- I don't know maybe 6 A.M. tomorrow?
- Yeah.

1225
00:55:56,561 --> 00:55:58,021
- Okay. I'm good.

1226
00:56:05,153 --> 00:56:08,323
- So Mike totally has the hots for you, Emma.

1227
00:56:10,533 --> 00:56:13,411
- Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.

1228
00:56:13,536 --> 00:56:14,329
Are you sure?

1229
00:56:15,038 --> 00:56:17,415
- First off, who wouldn't?

1230
00:56:18,208 --> 00:56:19,334
Second off, he does

1231
00:56:20,168 --> 00:56:20,960
- Thank you.

1232
00:56:21,544 --> 00:56:22,962
- So, are you going to do anything about it?

1233
00:56:23,296 --> 00:56:25,006
Blow his mind.

1234
00:56:25,048 --> 00:56:25,840
He’s pretty cute.

1235
00:56:25,924 --> 00:56:26,925
- Mm-hmm, I don't know.

1236
00:56:27,717 --> 00:56:28,802
He’s still in high school.

1237
00:56:29,094 --> 00:56:31,471
I told myself I'd leave high
school boys in high school.

1238
00:56:32,263 --> 00:56:33,056
- He's 18 already.

1239
00:56:33,890 --> 00:56:36,518
And it's not like you're gonna
see him in Anatomy together.

1240
00:56:37,268 --> 00:56:38,227
- Yeah. I guess you're right.

1241
00:56:38,269 --> 00:56:40,688
- Doesn’t mean he won’t study it though.

1242
00:57:14,806 --> 00:57:16,391
- 4th of July weekend, folks.

1243
00:57:17,392 --> 00:57:18,852
The summer activities are set.

1244
00:57:18,935 --> 00:57:19,685
And I've got eight hours

1245
00:57:19,727 --> 00:57:22,981
of the best American USA music available.

1246
00:57:23,606 --> 00:57:26,109
I even threw in a few quotes and speeches.

1247
00:57:26,651 --> 00:57:28,903
- What is your favorite patriotic song, Tory?

1248
00:57:30,363 --> 00:57:33,450
- You can play all the nationalist
propaganda that you want.

1249
00:57:34,075 --> 00:57:36,035
Won't convince me America is a good country.

1250
00:57:36,202 --> 00:57:36,994
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1251
00:57:37,036 --> 00:57:37,787
We're all well aware

1252
00:57:37,829 --> 00:57:40,915
of your anti-American communist opinions.

1253
00:57:41,416 --> 00:57:43,251
- I just don't think there's a lot to celebrate.

1254
00:57:43,418 --> 00:57:46,463
- America's by no means perfect, but what is?

1255
00:57:46,838 --> 00:57:47,922
- Probably China?

1256
00:57:48,756 --> 00:57:52,719
- America is the greatest country in the world.

1257
00:57:53,136 --> 00:57:53,886
Period!

1258
00:57:53,928 --> 00:57:55,763
- Well articulated, Kyle.

1259
00:57:55,805 --> 00:57:57,056
I'm on his side now.

1260
00:57:57,098 --> 00:57:59,100
- We are the richest country in the world,

1261
00:57:59,142 --> 00:58:01,644
and we don't have universal health care.

1262
00:58:01,686 --> 00:58:03,855
Where does all the money go? Our military.

1263
00:58:03,897 --> 00:58:04,898
The only reason we need...

1264
00:58:04,981 --> 00:58:06,858
- We've all seen the opening to the newsroom.

1265
00:58:07,233 --> 00:58:09,652
I get it, but it ain't all that bad.

1266
00:58:09,986 --> 00:58:10,778
- It's pretty bad.

1267
00:58:10,945 --> 00:58:13,114
- Haven't you ever had some dark moments in your past?

1268
00:58:13,156 --> 00:58:14,449
Maybe something you regret.

1269
00:58:14,908 --> 00:58:16,784
We still celebrate your birthday, don't we?

1270
00:58:16,951 --> 00:58:19,537
- My dark moments are more on a drunk hookup level,

1271
00:58:19,579 --> 00:58:23,082
not a full on neo-Nazi marching in the street level.

1272
00:58:23,291 --> 00:58:24,625
- So what you're saying

1273
00:58:24,667 --> 00:58:26,085
is that you don't like the government

1274
00:58:26,336 --> 00:58:28,796
and that we need some massive changes.

1275
00:58:29,380 --> 00:58:30,131
It's funny.

1276
00:58:30,173 --> 00:58:31,883
I remember a few great men having that

1277
00:58:31,925 --> 00:58:34,177
same idea just a few hundred years ago.

1278
00:58:34,219 --> 00:58:35,011
- Great men?

1279
00:58:35,512 --> 00:58:37,180
They were all slave owners.

1280
00:58:37,514 --> 00:58:39,265
- Nobody's perfect. Okay?

1281
00:58:39,307 --> 00:58:40,391
But America has created

1282
00:58:40,433 --> 00:58:41,684
some really amazing things.

1283
00:58:42,227 --> 00:58:44,062
Like Cedar Point,

1284
00:58:44,437 --> 00:58:45,605
the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame.

1285
00:58:45,647 --> 00:58:46,397
- Raegan!

1286
00:58:46,439 --> 00:58:47,690
- And those are both in Cleveland.

1287
00:58:47,774 --> 00:58:49,358
- You think we've atoned for slavery

1288
00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:50,985
by having the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame?

1289
00:58:51,027 --> 00:58:52,528
- Brenda, you're on my side.

1290
00:58:52,570 --> 00:58:54,113
- Well, I agree with you,

1291
00:58:54,155 --> 00:58:56,365
that there is a poor allocation of resources

1292
00:58:56,407 --> 00:58:58,451
and many systematic issues

1293
00:58:58,493 --> 00:59:00,578
dating back to the founding of our country.

1294
00:59:01,246 --> 00:59:04,165
The fact that we even feel the need to choose sides

1295
00:59:04,207 --> 00:59:06,417
is an issue in and of itself.

1296
00:59:06,543 --> 00:59:08,211
- I don't know what you just said,

1297
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:10,755
but it sounded unpatriotic.

1298
00:59:11,798 --> 00:59:13,174
- In more colloquial terms,

1299
00:59:13,258 --> 00:59:16,094
America is hashtag complex.

1300
00:59:16,511 --> 00:59:18,012
- I think the point that we're trying to make

1301
00:59:18,721 --> 00:59:21,474
is that despite our flaws and our past faults,

1302
00:59:21,891 --> 00:59:24,602
America has been a civilization of people

1303
00:59:24,644 --> 00:59:27,063
that create the best, the fastest,

1304
00:59:27,105 --> 00:59:28,898
the easiest things

1305
00:59:28,940 --> 00:59:30,525
and the most wonderful things.

1306
00:59:31,150 --> 00:59:33,528
You know, are some people just in it for themselves?

1307
00:59:33,611 --> 00:59:34,362
Yeah.

1308
00:59:34,404 --> 00:59:36,114
And unfortunately, those people are winning.

1309
00:59:36,447 --> 00:59:37,532
Nice guys finish last,

1310
00:59:37,865 --> 00:59:40,743
is unfortunately, a true concept.

1311
00:59:40,785 --> 00:59:42,370
Are we the greatest country in the world?

1312
00:59:42,787 --> 00:59:43,580
Number one.

1313
00:59:44,455 --> 00:59:45,248
I don't know,

1314
00:59:45,707 --> 00:59:46,958
but what I do know

1315
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:48,751
is that there's plenty of things in this country

1316
00:59:48,793 --> 00:59:51,838
worth celebrating for at least one day.

1317
00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:55,841
I mean, I'm looking at four

1318
00:59:55,883 --> 00:59:57,552
of the greatest American things right now.

1319
00:59:58,678 --> 00:59:59,762
- Okay. Okay, okay.

1320
00:59:59,971 --> 01:00:02,640
I will celebrate all of the good friends

1321
01:00:02,682 --> 01:00:06,769
I have that were born in the U.S. of A.

1322
01:00:06,811 --> 01:00:08,104
- Yeah, that's the spirit.

1323
01:00:08,646 --> 01:00:10,898
- But I am not wearing a bunch of stars and stripes.

1324
01:00:17,322 --> 01:00:19,532
- It's looking really awesome.

1325
01:00:19,657 --> 01:00:23,411
- I bet. I can't wait to see it.

1326
01:00:24,454 --> 01:00:26,289
You know, I'm supposed to be

1327
01:00:26,331 --> 01:00:28,332
putting the face paint on you.

1328
01:00:28,374 --> 01:00:31,460
- Yeah, but I like drawing and painting.

1329
01:00:31,502 --> 01:00:33,880
Plus, red and blue aren't my colors.

1330
01:00:35,256 --> 01:00:36,049
- Okay.

1331
01:00:39,844 --> 01:00:41,804
- Okay, ladies and gentlemen,

1332
01:00:41,846 --> 01:00:43,973
for our next event of the evening,

1333
01:00:44,515 --> 01:00:46,559
it's time for the adults to have a little fun.

1334
01:00:46,643 --> 01:00:47,602
I'm going to need all the dads

1335
01:00:47,644 --> 01:00:49,312
to line up at the diving board,

1336
01:00:49,354 --> 01:00:54,400
because it is time for the annual Dad Beer Toss.

1337
01:00:54,567 --> 01:00:55,943
Now, the rules are simple.

1338
01:00:56,486 --> 01:00:58,821
You catch the beer, you get to keep it.

1339
01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:00,281
If you drop it,

1340
01:01:00,823 --> 01:01:02,241
well, you still get to keep it.

1341
01:01:02,367 --> 01:01:04,201
But we will think less of you as men.

1342
01:01:04,243 --> 01:01:05,536
Maggie, are you ready?

1343
01:01:05,787 --> 01:01:07,163
- I've been ready since last year.

1344
01:01:07,205 --> 01:01:09,207
- Then let those beers fly!

1345
01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:45,360
Oh, yeah.

1346
01:02:11,728 --> 01:02:12,478
- Bye, guys.

1347
01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:13,479
- See you later. - Thank you.

1348
01:02:13,563 --> 01:02:14,939
- Come back again.

1349
01:02:14,981 --> 01:02:15,815
- Thanks, everyone.

1350
01:02:15,982 --> 01:02:16,816
Happy 4th of July.

1351
01:02:17,150 --> 01:02:19,068
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1352
01:02:38,212 --> 01:02:40,089
- Nice blowing technique.

1353
01:02:41,048 --> 01:02:41,841
- Thanks.

1354
01:02:43,342 --> 01:02:45,594
- You know, I've always found fireworks

1355
01:02:45,636 --> 01:02:47,472
to be really romantic.

1356
01:02:47,597 --> 01:02:48,347
- Really?

1357
01:02:48,389 --> 01:02:50,767
I've always found them to be extreme safety hazards.

1358
01:02:50,892 --> 01:02:51,684
- Of course you do.

1359
01:02:51,851 --> 01:02:52,727
- Where are my sparklers?

1360
01:02:52,769 --> 01:02:54,687
I wanna set something on fire!

1361
01:02:55,188 --> 01:02:55,980
- Look.

1362
01:02:56,022 --> 01:02:58,399
Most people find them to be romantic.

1363
01:03:00,777 --> 01:03:01,903
Most lifeguards.

1364
01:03:03,154 --> 01:03:04,781
Most girls.

1365
01:03:05,615 --> 01:03:08,117
- Oh.

1366
01:03:08,409 --> 01:03:09,493
- I'm saying you should go ask Emma

1367
01:03:09,535 --> 01:03:10,286
to sit next to you during the fireworks.

1368
01:03:10,328 --> 01:03:11,120
- Yeah, I go-, got that part.

1369
01:03:11,579 --> 01:03:12,371
- Okay, good.

1370
01:03:12,914 --> 01:03:14,415
- Boys are so dumb!

1371
01:03:19,462 --> 01:03:20,254
- Hi, Emma!

1372
01:03:21,547 --> 01:03:22,340
- Hey, Mike.

1373
01:03:23,132 --> 01:03:24,967
- Are you excited to watch the fireworks?

1374
01:03:26,093 --> 01:03:26,886
- Yeah.

1375
01:03:27,637 --> 01:03:29,555
I was wondering, do you have anyone

1376
01:03:29,597 --> 01:03:31,808
you're watching the fireworks with yet?

1377
01:03:32,225 --> 01:03:37,021
- You mean, like, watch the fireworks with someone?

1378
01:03:37,146 --> 01:03:39,982
- Um, yeah, I guess,

1379
01:03:40,066 --> 01:03:41,358
which sounds really stupid

1380
01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:42,693
now that I think about it.

1381
01:03:42,944 --> 01:03:44,904
- No, that's cute. I'm flattered.

1382
01:03:45,571 --> 01:03:46,572
- A boy hasn’t asked me to watch the fireworks

1383
01:03:46,614 --> 01:03:48,449
with him since like the fifth grade.

1384
01:03:49,742 --> 01:03:50,868
Although it was my cousin,

1385
01:03:50,910 --> 01:03:52,620
so it's pretty weird.

1386
01:03:53,788 --> 01:03:54,955
- Well, the good thing about me is

1387
01:03:54,997 --> 01:03:56,374
I'm not your cousin.

1388
01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:00,044
- Hey, hey, hey, kiddos.

1389
01:04:00,378 --> 01:04:02,004
Who wants an Island drink?

1390
01:04:03,923 --> 01:04:04,882
We're gonna start with

1391
01:04:04,924 --> 01:04:07,343
two ounces of some nice white rum.

1392
01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:13,140
Followed by a nice amount of pineapple juice.

1393
01:04:15,685 --> 01:04:17,061
Top it all up

1394
01:04:17,186 --> 01:04:18,771
with a splash of cranberry.

1395
01:04:23,734 --> 01:04:24,527
Oh!

1396
01:04:34,537 --> 01:04:36,539
- Yeah, I always loved Tom cruise.

1397
01:04:36,581 --> 01:04:37,331
You guys...

1398
01:04:40,376 --> 01:04:41,752
So who wants a beer?

1399
01:05:11,574 --> 01:05:14,493
- Hey, uh, who's queuing up the tunes?

1400
01:05:14,535 --> 01:05:16,537
- I would like to make a request.

1401
01:05:16,621 --> 01:05:17,663
- What do you want?

1402
01:05:18,581 --> 01:05:21,042
- You know, I don't remember the name,

1403
01:05:21,709 --> 01:05:23,043
but I think I know what to search for,

1404
01:05:23,085 --> 01:05:25,838
if I just look for the album,

1405
01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:26,964
I could probably find it.

1406
01:05:27,048 --> 01:05:28,716
- NO! It's gonna be that,

1407
01:05:28,758 --> 01:05:30,843
that, that "Take Your Clothes Off" song.

1408
01:05:30,885 --> 01:05:31,635
- What?

1409
01:05:31,677 --> 01:05:32,803
- Is this true, Norb?

1410
01:05:32,845 --> 01:05:33,638
- No. I,

1411
01:05:34,013 --> 01:05:34,805
I have...

1412
01:05:35,973 --> 01:05:36,766
- Sorry, Norb.

1413
01:05:37,391 --> 01:05:39,268
I got a orient tunes

1414
01:05:39,560 --> 01:05:42,396
in a democratic way on the fourth.

1415
01:05:42,438 --> 01:05:44,774
A playlist, uh, of the people,

1416
01:05:45,024 --> 01:05:47,568
by the people, for the people.

1417
01:05:49,111 --> 01:05:51,030
- Yeah, I can’t argue with that.

1418
01:06:17,848 --> 01:06:21,352
- Yeah! Whoo!

1419
01:06:24,438 --> 01:06:26,440
- Now we won’t float away from each other.

1420
01:06:27,775 --> 01:06:28,525
Hey, I'm really glad

1421
01:06:28,567 --> 01:06:30,361
you're working here this summer.

1422
01:06:30,653 --> 01:06:31,487
- I am too.

1423
01:06:33,030 --> 01:06:35,449
- Of all the people I've ever worked with or met,

1424
01:06:35,658 --> 01:06:38,244
you’re the first person that take me seriously.

1425
01:06:39,036 --> 01:06:41,622
- You're the first person I can be unserious around.

1426
01:06:44,250 --> 01:06:46,127
- Maggie! Delivery.

1427
01:08:13,547 --> 01:08:14,339
- Norb!

1428
01:08:18,052 --> 01:08:18,844
- Oh. Hey, Tim.

1429
01:08:19,136 --> 01:08:20,554
- You care to explain yourself?

1430
01:08:20,596 --> 01:08:23,057
What the hell happened here last night?

1431
01:08:23,516 --> 01:08:25,643
- Well, in summary, I guess, like,

1432
01:08:25,893 --> 01:08:27,227
a couple hundred years ago,

1433
01:08:27,269 --> 01:08:29,605
these guys signed a piece of paper.

1434
01:08:29,814 --> 01:08:30,940
So in honor of that,

1435
01:08:31,232 --> 01:08:32,983
we got blacked out.

1436
01:08:33,109 --> 01:08:34,443
- Damn it, Norb.

1437
01:08:34,735 --> 01:08:35,986
This place is a mess.

1438
01:08:36,695 --> 01:08:38,697
We open in an hour.

1439
01:08:39,448 --> 01:08:41,242
Uh, 15 minute power clean.

1440
01:08:41,951 --> 01:08:43,577
No problem.

1441
01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:47,581
- Get out of the pool.

1442
01:08:48,332 --> 01:08:49,541
Jeez

1443
01:09:04,682 --> 01:09:06,475
Winston!

1444
01:09:12,940 --> 01:09:14,775
- What the hell is this?

1445
01:09:15,401 --> 01:09:16,652
McHenry.

1446
01:09:18,487 --> 01:09:19,864
- Oh! Hey, you guys.

1447
01:09:20,197 --> 01:09:21,615
- What did you guys do?

1448
01:09:22,783 --> 01:09:24,577
- Just a little late night training.

1449
01:09:24,743 --> 01:09:26,412
- Yeah, I mean, look at it this way.

1450
01:09:26,745 --> 01:09:27,538
We were pretty drunk

1451
01:09:27,580 --> 01:09:29,123
when we strapped him in there

1452
01:09:29,165 --> 01:09:30,416
and it's pretty secure.

1453
01:09:30,583 --> 01:09:33,043
So I'd say if we ever have to do this during the day.

1454
01:09:33,752 --> 01:09:34,503
No problem.

1455
01:09:35,379 --> 01:09:37,715
- Just get him down from there.

1456
01:09:41,177 --> 01:09:42,261
- How are you feeling, champ?

1457
01:09:42,636 --> 01:09:44,346
- I actually feel really good, but...

1458
01:09:45,556 --> 01:09:47,558
can you give me, like, ten more minutes?

1459
01:10:01,739 --> 01:10:02,489
- Ow.

1460
01:10:09,371 --> 01:10:10,164
- How are you feeling?

1461
01:10:12,166 --> 01:10:13,792
- So thirsty.

1462
01:10:15,502 --> 01:10:16,754
- I must be really hangover.

1463
01:10:18,672 --> 01:10:19,465
- Oh, honey.

1464
01:10:20,382 --> 01:10:21,175
You're sitting up

1465
01:10:21,217 --> 01:10:23,177
and you're speaking in complete sentences.

1466
01:10:23,761 --> 01:10:26,013
You’ll have way worse hangovers than this.

1467
01:10:27,431 --> 01:10:29,350
- That's exciting to look forward to.

1468
01:10:31,644 --> 01:10:33,020
- How are you feeling?

1469
01:10:34,146 --> 01:10:35,189
- Really good, actually.

1470
01:10:36,482 --> 01:10:37,441
I’m glad we did this.

1471
01:10:38,567 --> 01:10:39,401
- Me too.

1472
01:10:43,489 --> 01:10:44,281
- Can I,

1473
01:10:46,242 --> 01:10:47,034
can I...

1474
01:10:47,910 --> 01:10:48,702
- Can you kiss me again?

1475
01:10:49,245 --> 01:10:50,037
- Yeah.

1476
01:10:50,412 --> 01:10:51,538
- Yes, you can.

1477
01:10:58,379 --> 01:11:01,423
- So, what do we about the others?

1478
01:11:01,715 --> 01:11:04,551
Like, should we tell them?

1479
01:11:04,593 --> 01:11:05,386
- Mm-mhm,

1480
01:11:06,428 --> 01:11:07,221
I don't think we need to walk around

1481
01:11:07,263 --> 01:11:09,306
with shirts that say "we hooked up" on them.

1482
01:11:10,307 --> 01:11:12,935
But I won’t deny it if anybody asks.

1483
01:11:13,352 --> 01:11:14,144
- I won't deny it.

1484
01:11:15,437 --> 01:11:16,855
Not sure if they'll believe me.

1485
01:11:18,941 --> 01:11:20,401
I don't believe it myself.

1486
01:11:26,031 --> 01:11:26,824
- Come on.

1487
01:11:27,783 --> 01:11:28,575
Let's go find some coffee.

1488
01:11:29,660 --> 01:11:30,452
Do you work today?

1489
01:11:30,619 --> 01:11:31,412
- Yup.

1490
01:11:31,829 --> 01:11:32,621
Double shift.

1491
01:11:32,663 --> 01:11:33,455
- Oh.

1492
01:11:33,914 --> 01:11:35,582
Double shift after the fourth.

1493
01:11:36,542 --> 01:11:37,960
Yeah, that's a new guy classic.

1494
01:11:39,086 --> 01:11:39,878
- What about you?

1495
01:11:39,920 --> 01:11:41,922
- Yeah. I'm not here until the afternoon.

1496
01:11:42,464 --> 01:11:44,425
So I’m gonna have a nap first.

1497
01:11:44,508 --> 01:11:46,677
Jealous.

1498
01:12:02,318 --> 01:12:04,695
- I'm pretty sure I barfed somewhere last night

1499
01:12:04,737 --> 01:12:06,322
but I can't remember where.

1500
01:12:06,989 --> 01:12:08,907
- Well, if you find it,

1501
01:12:08,949 --> 01:12:11,035
can you, like, clean it up?

1502
01:12:11,994 --> 01:12:15,163
- Was I on the golf course last night?

1503
01:12:21,628 --> 01:12:23,130
- Hey, Winston.

1504
01:12:25,424 --> 01:12:27,885
Can you, like, get up in the chair?

1505
01:12:27,968 --> 01:12:29,970
I'll get you next rotation.

1506
01:12:48,364 --> 01:12:49,448
- Holy shit.

1507
01:12:49,782 --> 01:12:50,574
Norb?

1508
01:12:51,909 --> 01:12:52,701
- Oh! No way.

1509
01:12:53,118 --> 01:12:54,453
Is That Brett Crumbly?

1510
01:12:54,953 --> 01:12:57,164
- Yeah. You're still here?

1511
01:12:57,206 --> 01:12:58,915
- Yeah. Where else would I be?

1512
01:12:58,957 --> 01:13:00,667
- Hey, man. Good to see you.

1513
01:13:00,709 --> 01:13:02,252
Oh, it's been forever. - Yeah, man.

1514
01:13:02,878 --> 01:13:05,839
Yo, Mike, this is Brett Crumbly.

1515
01:13:06,131 --> 01:13:10,218
Legendary lifeguard from when I started here.

1516
01:13:10,260 --> 01:13:11,637
So, what brings you here?

1517
01:13:11,845 --> 01:13:12,638
- My wife.

1518
01:13:13,055 --> 01:13:14,390
I have a wife now.

1519
01:13:14,640 --> 01:13:15,724
Yeah, her parents actually belong here,

1520
01:13:15,766 --> 01:13:18,018
and we're here for the weekend, so...

1521
01:13:18,936 --> 01:13:20,437
You guys look properly hangover, though.

1522
01:13:20,813 --> 01:13:22,814
I'd take it the 4th of July party went well

1523
01:13:22,856 --> 01:13:24,691
- Dude. Big time.

1524
01:13:26,652 --> 01:13:28,278
I really miss hanging out with you guys.

1525
01:13:28,320 --> 01:13:29,863
I wish you could make my parties.

1526
01:13:30,697 --> 01:13:31,948
- Those were good memories,

1527
01:13:31,990 --> 01:13:33,492
but I can't be doing that anymore.

1528
01:13:34,076 --> 01:13:35,535
We're actually having a baby.

1529
01:13:35,577 --> 01:13:37,704
- Oh, dude. Bummer.

1530
01:13:38,705 --> 01:13:40,332
- No, we wanted one.

1531
01:13:41,041 --> 01:13:42,376
It was actually intentional.

1532
01:13:44,253 --> 01:13:45,253
- Congratulations then.

1533
01:13:46,088 --> 01:13:47,798
- Thank you. Yeah. I'm super excited.

1534
01:13:48,799 --> 01:13:51,593
I'm gonna love that little prince. And my wife?

1535
01:13:52,511 --> 01:13:53,345
She's a queen.

1536
01:13:53,887 --> 01:13:55,180
And she's not even secretly listening

1537
01:13:55,222 --> 01:13:56,682
to this conversation or anything.

1538
01:13:56,974 --> 01:13:57,724
I really mean it.

1539
01:13:59,435 --> 01:14:01,228
- I'm happy to hear that for you dude.

1540
01:14:01,395 --> 01:14:03,063
- Yeah. Life’s good.

1541
01:14:04,106 --> 01:14:06,983
Well, hey, family is waiting for me. Uh,

1542
01:14:07,025 --> 01:14:08,402
cornhole loser has to buy dinner tonight,

1543
01:14:08,444 --> 01:14:09,653
so I gotta prepare.

1544
01:14:10,112 --> 01:14:11,738
- Well, if I remember correctly,

1545
01:14:11,780 --> 01:14:13,031
I think you’ll be ok.

1546
01:14:14,241 --> 01:14:15,033
- All right.

1547
01:14:16,076 --> 01:14:16,910
Take care.

1548
01:14:17,077 --> 01:14:18,537
Have a good one.

1549
01:14:18,954 --> 01:14:21,874
- You know, we could, like, hang out some time. Catch up?

1550
01:14:22,374 --> 01:14:24,418
I haven't seen you in years, dude.

1551
01:14:24,460 --> 01:14:25,585
Yeah, man.

1552
01:14:25,627 --> 01:14:26,962
I'll try to fit you in my schedule.

1553
01:14:27,004 --> 01:14:29,631
Um, I have a lot going on, but yeah, um,

1554
01:14:30,507 --> 01:14:33,552
yeah, maybe I’ll run into you.

1555
01:14:38,265 --> 01:14:40,267
- Man, I really used to look up to that guy.

1556
01:14:40,934 --> 01:14:42,603
I wanted to be just like him.

1557
01:14:46,690 --> 01:14:47,858
- Wanted or want?

1558
01:14:49,067 --> 01:14:50,694
- Very wise insight, my friend.

1559
01:14:51,069 --> 01:14:52,863
I have much to ponder now.

1560
01:14:53,614 --> 01:14:54,406
- I literally didn't hear you.

1561
01:14:54,531 --> 01:14:55,699
My headache is so bad,

1562
01:14:55,949 --> 01:14:58,577
the pounding is drowning out regular noise.

1563
01:15:21,141 --> 01:15:21,934
- Hey, Mike.

1564
01:15:22,476 --> 01:15:23,518
'What About Bob' is on.

1565
01:15:23,560 --> 01:15:24,353
Just started.

1566
01:15:24,603 --> 01:15:25,854
- I'm actually gonna go out again,

1567
01:15:25,979 --> 01:15:26,772
if that's all right?

1568
01:15:27,231 --> 01:15:28,523
Probably end up sleeping over.

1569
01:15:28,565 --> 01:15:29,942
- You go have fun!

1570
01:15:30,484 --> 01:15:31,318
- Later. Love you!

1571
01:16:27,040 --> 01:16:27,833
- Going out again.

1572
01:16:27,916 --> 01:16:29,501
- Don't you wanted dinner? I made tacos.

1573
01:16:29,543 --> 01:16:31,795
- No can do. I’ll be back later.

1574
01:16:32,546 --> 01:16:35,090
- You know, this new, uh, confident Mike is concerning.

1575
01:17:02,743 --> 01:17:03,952
- Is that a good book?

1576
01:17:04,661 --> 01:17:06,288
- I’m intrigued enough to finish it.

1577
01:17:06,413 --> 01:17:07,247
- Cool.

1578
01:17:09,124 --> 01:17:09,916
- I'm currently reading

1579
01:17:10,083 --> 01:17:13,837
well, rereading, actually,
Michelle Obama's newest book.

1580
01:17:14,046 --> 01:17:15,005
It is amazing.

1581
01:17:15,380 --> 01:17:17,215
She is such a personal hero of mine.

1582
01:17:17,507 --> 01:17:21,470
- That is really cool, Tory.

1583
01:17:25,515 --> 01:17:27,309
- Stop running, Tommy!

1584
01:17:29,770 --> 01:17:30,562
- So, McHenry,

1585
01:17:31,188 --> 01:17:34,024
in the most correctly appropriate way possible,

1586
01:17:34,608 --> 01:17:35,692
how's your ass feeling today?

1587
01:17:36,526 --> 01:17:38,278
- Dude, it's still freaking hurts, man.

1588
01:17:38,528 --> 01:17:40,405
- Man, You are a mad-man.

1589
01:17:40,447 --> 01:17:43,283
- I know, dude. I love doing crazy stuff like that.

1590
01:17:43,325 --> 01:17:44,075
It's the best.

1591
01:17:44,117 --> 01:17:44,909
And it's still like,

1592
01:17:44,951 --> 01:17:47,204
so cool that you party like that too.

1593
01:17:48,163 --> 01:17:49,831
- W-what do you mean, still?

1594
01:17:49,956 --> 01:17:52,000
- Well, like, you know, my brothers, they... - Mm-hmm.

1595
01:17:52,042 --> 01:17:54,086
- They're all about discipline nowadays,

1596
01:17:54,252 --> 01:17:57,047
and getting up early and like schoolwork and stuff.

1597
01:17:57,172 --> 01:17:58,674
It’s so lame.

1598
01:17:59,132 --> 01:17:59,925
- Yeah.

1599
01:18:00,050 --> 01:18:03,637
My life is totally awesome.

1600
01:18:05,389 --> 01:18:07,265
- Hey, Mike, do you have any plans this week?

1601
01:18:07,307 --> 01:18:08,725
I was thinking about having the guards over

1602
01:18:08,767 --> 01:18:09,559
for a dinner party.

1603
01:18:09,851 --> 01:18:12,062
Try to have a respectable evening for once.

1604
01:18:12,896 --> 01:18:13,689
- Let's go!

1605
01:18:14,106 --> 01:18:14,898
- Yeah!

1606
01:18:16,358 --> 01:18:17,776
- Oh! Oh!

1607
01:18:27,661 --> 01:18:28,453
- You do this one.

1608
01:18:28,495 --> 01:18:29,913
I'm totally wasted.

1609
01:18:30,747 --> 01:18:32,249
- Hi Maggie, I’m wasted.

1610
01:18:33,458 --> 01:18:34,209
- Wait.

1611
01:18:35,043 --> 01:18:37,421
- This is for all my fans.

1612
01:18:41,883 --> 01:18:43,677
- Good stuff. You should totally post that.

1613
01:18:43,927 --> 01:18:45,970
- Dude, we should go to the gas station

1614
01:18:46,012 --> 01:18:47,848
and see if you can buy some beer.

1615
01:18:48,557 --> 01:18:49,683
- What do you mean?

1616
01:18:49,850 --> 01:18:51,017
Can't you just buy it?

1617
01:18:51,476 --> 01:18:52,936
- Well, yeah, um, but,

1618
01:18:52,978 --> 01:18:54,479
I buy beer all the time.

1619
01:18:54,730 --> 01:18:56,398
We should see if you can do it.

1620
01:18:57,274 --> 01:18:58,859
- I don't understand.

1621
01:18:59,192 --> 01:19:00,193
Why would we do that?

1622
01:19:01,153 --> 01:19:02,154
- 'Cause it's fun, dude.

1623
01:19:02,404 --> 01:19:05,198
We go in, and if they don't sell it to you,

1624
01:19:05,782 --> 01:19:07,283
and they, like, chase us down the street,

1625
01:19:07,325 --> 01:19:08,618
and we just run as fast as we can

1626
01:19:08,827 --> 01:19:11,913
to the next place and see if they'll sell to you.

1627
01:19:12,789 --> 01:19:14,124
- Oh. - Oh.

1628
01:19:14,166 --> 01:19:14,916
- Oh, God.

1629
01:19:16,501 --> 01:19:19,129
- We received a report of a TikTok

1630
01:19:19,171 --> 01:19:21,089
inviting every hot high schooler

1631
01:19:21,131 --> 01:19:23,258
from Monroe High to this address?

1632
01:19:24,676 --> 01:19:25,510
- Shit.

1633
01:19:25,552 --> 01:19:27,220
- You don't look like a hot high school chick,

1634
01:19:27,262 --> 01:19:28,388
so you're not welcome.

1635
01:19:28,430 --> 01:19:30,223
- Oh, I'm sure he'll leave now.

1636
01:19:30,515 --> 01:19:32,434
- All right, I'm gonna need to see some IDs.

1637
01:19:32,601 --> 01:19:35,061
- Don't worry, you guys. I'll handle this.

1638
01:19:35,437 --> 01:19:36,229
Look,

1639
01:19:36,855 --> 01:19:37,647
I'm a lifeguard.

1640
01:19:38,899 --> 01:19:39,900
And you're a police officer.

1641
01:19:40,650 --> 01:19:42,861
Our jobs really aren't that different, right?

1642
01:19:42,903 --> 01:19:43,945
Like we save people.

1643
01:19:44,613 --> 01:19:46,656
So, can I speak to you

1644
01:19:46,698 --> 01:19:48,742
as a fellow officer of the law?

1645
01:19:50,660 --> 01:19:51,453
- No.

1646
01:19:52,954 --> 01:19:53,747
- Shit.

1647
01:19:54,080 --> 01:19:54,873
- We got a runner.

1648
01:19:55,373 --> 01:19:56,792
- Go! go! S-shit. Oh!

1649
01:20:16,937 --> 01:20:18,605
- Nice going, Brenda.

1650
01:20:18,647 --> 01:20:19,481
- It's sarcasm.

1651
01:20:19,689 --> 01:20:21,691
You were the one that kept
telling her to post the video.

1652
01:20:21,900 --> 01:20:22,650
- Yeah.

1653
01:20:22,692 --> 01:20:23,860
Plus, Mike was the one who started running

1654
01:20:23,902 --> 01:20:25,028
in the first place.

1655
01:20:25,612 --> 01:20:27,364
- Are you seriously blaming me?

1656
01:20:27,531 --> 01:20:29,491
I'm going to jail because of you people.

1657
01:20:29,533 --> 01:20:30,325
- Whoa! Whoa!

1658
01:20:30,575 --> 01:20:32,327
We didn't make you do anything.

1659
01:20:32,828 --> 01:20:34,079
- You made me drink.

1660
01:20:34,246 --> 01:20:35,872
You made me break the law.

1661
01:20:36,248 --> 01:20:37,040
I never got into any trouble

1662
01:20:37,082 --> 01:20:38,458
before I met you psychos.

1663
01:20:38,500 --> 01:20:40,377
- Sorry for trying to show you a good time.

1664
01:20:40,502 --> 01:20:41,252
- You were just having a good time

1665
01:20:41,294 --> 01:20:44,214
watching me break bad. You used me, Emma.

1666
01:20:46,258 --> 01:20:48,677
- I did not use you.

1667
01:20:48,844 --> 01:20:51,680
- I was just your summer entertainment, wasn't I?

1668
01:20:51,888 --> 01:20:52,722
Someone you could convince

1669
01:20:52,764 --> 01:20:55,100
to have a few drinks with, have sex with,

1670
01:20:55,350 --> 01:20:56,434
and then just leave.

1671
01:20:57,185 --> 01:20:58,436
- That's not what I did.

1672
01:20:58,645 --> 01:20:59,437
- Why don’t you just go back

1673
01:20:59,479 --> 01:21:00,355
to your dumb little party school,

1674
01:21:00,397 --> 01:21:01,189
and leave me alone.

1675
01:21:01,314 --> 01:21:02,816
- You are way out of line, dude.

1676
01:21:02,941 --> 01:21:04,651
- I was wondering when you were going to butt in

1677
01:21:04,693 --> 01:21:06,236
and make this about yourself.

1678
01:21:06,736 --> 01:21:08,446
- How am I making this about myself?

1679
01:21:08,780 --> 01:21:11,783
- That's what you SJWs always do.

1680
01:21:11,992 --> 01:21:14,661
You gotta throw your two pennies on every subject.

1681
01:21:14,703 --> 01:21:16,746
- I was defending my friend, you dipshit.

1682
01:21:17,998 --> 01:21:20,500
- Look, can everybody please stop fighting?

1683
01:21:20,876 --> 01:21:23,628
One of these days, we're gonna look back on this

1684
01:21:23,670 --> 01:21:24,754
and we'll have a big laugh.

1685
01:21:24,838 --> 01:21:27,215
- Oh, and say, "Hey, remember when we were young and dumb?"

1686
01:21:27,966 --> 01:21:29,425
Take a look in the mirror, dude.

1687
01:21:47,944 --> 01:21:49,737
- Looks like you're free to go.

1688
01:21:59,205 --> 01:22:00,040
- Jimmy?

1689
01:22:00,916 --> 01:22:02,083
What are you doing here?

1690
01:22:02,834 --> 01:22:04,169
I was in the neighborhood.

1691
01:22:04,878 --> 01:22:05,837
I saw the lights.

1692
01:22:09,424 --> 01:22:10,592
What did you do?

1693
01:22:10,800 --> 01:22:12,260
I was able to make a few calls.

1694
01:22:12,844 --> 01:22:14,346
I talked to the officer,

1695
01:22:14,679 --> 01:22:15,722
and let's just say you all have

1696
01:22:15,764 --> 01:22:17,557
a lot of public service coming up.

1697
01:22:18,016 --> 01:22:19,642
- Dude. Thank you so mu...

1698
01:22:19,684 --> 01:22:21,519
- I told them that it was the best way

1699
01:22:21,561 --> 01:22:24,439
for you all to learn how to act like adults.

1700
01:22:26,900 --> 01:22:28,234
You kids have a good night.

1701
01:22:46,836 --> 01:22:48,922
- This omelet is egg-cellent.

1702
01:22:55,762 --> 01:22:57,180
- What’s got you down, sport?

1703
01:22:58,390 --> 01:22:59,182
- I’m finished?

1704
01:22:59,975 --> 01:23:02,060
- Now, why would you say something like that?

1705
01:23:02,852 --> 01:23:04,145
- Because Mike is right.

1706
01:23:06,398 --> 01:23:07,190
I'm almost 30.

1707
01:23:08,441 --> 01:23:14,280
And I really need to get a real job or something.

1708
01:23:14,322 --> 01:23:15,115
- I agree.

1709
01:23:17,075 --> 01:23:18,910
So what's been holding you back?

1710
01:23:19,577 --> 01:23:22,205
- You know, when you're young

1711
01:23:23,248 --> 01:23:27,001
and everybody's always asking
you like what's next for you?

1712
01:23:27,043 --> 01:23:28,795
What are you gonna be when you grow up?

1713
01:23:29,921 --> 01:23:31,131
They always tell you that,

1714
01:23:31,589 --> 01:23:32,674
you have your whole life ahead of you

1715
01:23:32,882 --> 01:23:33,675
and that you’re so young.

1716
01:23:37,303 --> 01:23:39,514
Well, eventually they stop saying that.

1717
01:23:41,349 --> 01:23:44,727
Instead, they start saying, "What happened?" Or,

1718
01:23:44,769 --> 01:23:45,937
"What a waste."

1719
01:23:50,817 --> 01:23:52,444
I guess, I just really wasn't ready

1720
01:23:52,819 --> 01:23:54,487
to make the jump from one thing to the next.

1721
01:23:56,072 --> 01:23:57,949
And I thought that if I just forced it,

1722
01:23:57,991 --> 01:23:59,451
that maybe

1723
01:24:00,910 --> 01:24:02,203
I could still have everything ahead of me.

1724
01:24:03,038 --> 01:24:05,164
- You know, when I first started at the club,

1725
01:24:05,206 --> 01:24:06,290
I was too scared

1726
01:24:06,332 --> 01:24:08,001
to do a flip off the diving board.

1727
01:24:09,127 --> 01:24:09,919
I got all the way to the end,

1728
01:24:10,045 --> 01:24:10,837
and I just do a cannonball.

1729
01:24:11,880 --> 01:24:13,715
It was safe, it was easy.

1730
01:24:15,258 --> 01:24:16,051
And then one day,

1731
01:24:16,217 --> 01:24:18,053
another young guard came up to me.

1732
01:24:18,261 --> 01:24:20,888
And he told me that safe and easy path

1733
01:24:20,930 --> 01:24:22,223
is always gonna be there.

1734
01:24:23,016 --> 01:24:24,142
You can always go back to it.

1735
01:24:25,101 --> 01:24:28,980
But, there is a whole other world out there

1736
01:24:29,022 --> 01:24:31,107
that's just one diving board flip away.

1737
01:24:32,025 --> 01:24:33,443
You just have to choose to jump.

1738
01:24:35,028 --> 01:24:36,237
You know who said that to me?

1739
01:24:37,739 --> 01:24:38,698
- Was it me?

1740
01:24:38,782 --> 01:24:39,574
- No.

1741
01:24:39,824 --> 01:24:40,658
- It was Winston.

1742
01:24:41,326 --> 01:24:42,619
- Yeah, I said that.

1743
01:24:43,161 --> 01:24:43,953
- Good advice.

1744
01:24:43,995 --> 01:24:45,288
- Yeah, I know.

1745
01:24:53,213 --> 01:24:56,049
- I-I-I just don't even know what to say to you right now.

1746
01:24:56,883 --> 01:24:58,718
- Can you please just stop shouting?

1747
01:24:58,760 --> 01:25:00,094
My headache is killing me.

1748
01:25:00,136 --> 01:25:01,429
- It should be, mister.

1749
01:25:02,138 --> 01:25:03,681
Is this the kind of person you are now?

1750
01:25:04,182 --> 01:25:05,683
I just want to know what to expect.

1751
01:25:06,017 --> 01:25:07,685
- I thought you wanted me to get into trouble.

1752
01:25:09,229 --> 01:25:10,188
- What are you talking about?

1753
01:25:10,480 --> 01:25:11,314
- I was on the couch,

1754
01:25:11,564 --> 01:25:13,399
you were talking to Jeff, saying how I'm lame,

1755
01:25:13,650 --> 01:25:15,151
won’t amount to anything cool.

1756
01:25:15,401 --> 01:25:16,569
- That is not what we said.

1757
01:25:16,820 --> 01:25:17,946
- If verbatim was.

1758
01:25:18,780 --> 01:25:20,573
- I was thinking more along the lines of,

1759
01:25:20,615 --> 01:25:22,408
"Hey, maybe going out with some friends."

1760
01:25:22,659 --> 01:25:23,868
Maybe splitting a beer,

1761
01:25:24,577 --> 01:25:26,162
not ending up in the drunk tank.

1762
01:25:26,454 --> 01:25:27,664
- I got to go to work.

1763
01:25:28,206 --> 01:25:29,582
- You are quitting that job.

1764
01:25:29,624 --> 01:25:31,084
It has been no good for you.

1765
01:25:44,097 --> 01:25:44,972
- I really don't know what to say

1766
01:25:45,014 --> 01:25:46,224
to you all right now.

1767
01:25:46,474 --> 01:25:48,268
- Sir, this is all my fault.

1768
01:25:48,434 --> 01:25:49,561
I should take all the blame.

1769
01:25:49,811 --> 01:25:50,895
- I should fire all of you.

1770
01:25:50,979 --> 01:25:52,272
Especially you, Norb.

1771
01:25:52,939 --> 01:25:53,731
- Please don't.

1772
01:25:54,357 --> 01:25:55,150
- All right.

1773
01:25:56,025 --> 01:25:57,485
There's two weeks left until Labor Day.

1774
01:25:57,527 --> 01:25:58,820
You’ll work the rest of the season,

1775
01:25:58,862 --> 01:26:00,321
but no promises you'll have a job here

1776
01:26:00,363 --> 01:26:01,656
next Memorial Day.

1777
01:26:06,077 --> 01:26:06,870
All right.

1778
01:26:07,036 --> 01:26:08,413
It's gonna be the 90s today.

1779
01:26:09,164 --> 01:26:09,956
We're going to be packed.

1780
01:26:11,040 --> 01:26:12,292
Go get ready to open.

1781
01:26:13,251 --> 01:26:14,001
- Hey, I'm really sorry

1782
01:26:14,043 --> 01:26:15,545
for getting in trouble last night.

1783
01:26:16,087 --> 01:26:17,714
- You got me into a lot more than that.

1784
01:26:18,173 --> 01:26:20,049
- Yeah, I know, I'm really sorry, dude.

1785
01:26:21,176 --> 01:26:22,552
- It's all been amazing.

1786
01:26:24,512 --> 01:26:27,265
- I know I’m a square, but you welcomed me anyways.

1787
01:26:28,892 --> 01:26:31,477
First time anyone's ever done that for me.

1788
01:26:31,519 --> 01:26:33,437
Don’t let that part of you ever change.

1789
01:26:47,202 --> 01:26:48,286
- Those were some good cheese cakes.

1790
01:26:48,328 --> 01:26:49,120
- Yeah.

1791
01:26:49,204 --> 01:26:49,954
- What's your favorite?

1792
01:26:50,788 --> 01:26:52,707
- My favorite, that'd be a chocolate strawberry.

1793
01:26:52,749 --> 01:26:54,417
- My favorite is, like, Mexican.

1794
01:26:55,585 --> 01:26:57,044
- How's it going girls?

1795
01:26:57,086 --> 01:26:57,879
- Hey.

1796
01:27:25,573 --> 01:27:26,324
- House rules. - I'm not gonna,

1797
01:27:26,366 --> 01:27:27,158
I’m not gonna do that.

1798
01:27:27,867 --> 01:27:29,410
Because I've been here longer than you.

1799
01:27:29,494 --> 01:27:31,454
And so, house seniority.

1800
01:27:31,663 --> 01:27:32,455
- See?

1801
01:27:32,497 --> 01:27:33,873
- If you think of it like a line of succession.

1802
01:27:33,915 --> 01:27:36,918
Right. Like I'm higher up and therefore...

1803
01:27:37,168 --> 01:27:38,836
But then again, I don’t want to get too hierarchical.

1804
01:27:38,878 --> 01:27:39,629
- I’m gonna be honest, I'm waiting for you

1805
01:27:39,671 --> 01:27:40,671
to stop talking. Because I...

1806
01:27:40,713 --> 01:27:44,258
- Wow. - Wow. Okay. That's fine. -That's

1807
01:27:44,300 --> 01:27:45,176
seniority you should

1808
01:27:45,218 --> 01:27:45,968
- That's fine.

1809
01:27:46,010 --> 01:27:46,761
You know,

1810
01:27:46,803 --> 01:27:48,429
there’s been
some lingering resentment here

1811
01:27:48,846 --> 01:27:49,931
and I’m wondering why.

1812
01:27:54,269 --> 01:27:55,061
- Hey.

1813
01:27:56,396 --> 01:27:57,397
Hottest day of the year, isn't it?

1814
01:27:58,606 --> 01:27:59,399
- Yup.

1815
01:28:01,943 --> 01:28:03,403
- If you want, I could go get you an ice water.

1816
01:28:04,404 --> 01:28:05,154
- That would actually be...

1817
01:28:05,196 --> 01:28:05,989
- I won't.

1818
01:28:06,739 --> 01:28:07,532
I could,

1819
01:28:08,449 --> 01:28:09,242
but I won't.

1820
01:28:13,496 --> 01:28:14,289
- Why are we mad at each other?

1821
01:28:14,497 --> 01:28:15,290
- I don’t know.

1822
01:28:17,125 --> 01:28:19,877
- I drive my daddy’s truck,

1823
01:28:20,712 --> 01:28:23,464
drink my momma’s beer,

1824
01:28:24,465 --> 01:28:25,466
but I got my own...

1825
01:28:25,508 --> 01:28:27,343
- I'm gonna punch you in the... -...girl - ...throat.

1826
01:28:27,969 --> 01:28:31,055
- I got my daddy’s truck,

1827
01:28:31,723 --> 01:28:34,392
and my momma’s beer,

1828
01:28:35,310 --> 01:28:38,354
and I got my own girl.

1829
01:28:38,855 --> 01:28:39,689
- Excuse me.

1830
01:28:40,231 --> 01:28:41,399
- Hi, how can I help?

1831
01:28:42,025 --> 01:28:43,567
- My son over there said he's banned

1832
01:28:43,609 --> 01:28:44,819
from the diving boards.

1833
01:28:45,153 --> 01:28:46,737
- Which kid are you talking about?

1834
01:28:46,779 --> 01:28:47,613
- Cool little dude over there

1835
01:28:47,697 --> 01:28:48,614
in the blue swimsuit.

1836
01:28:53,286 --> 01:28:54,120
- Oh,

1837
01:28:54,162 --> 01:28:55,746
yeah, right.

1838
01:28:55,788 --> 01:28:56,539
Yeah.

1839
01:28:56,581 --> 01:28:58,624
We had to ban him from the diving boards

1840
01:28:58,666 --> 01:28:59,583
because he kept running up

1841
01:28:59,625 --> 01:29:00,918
and pushing people off.

1842
01:29:02,045 --> 01:29:02,837
- Oh my God.

1843
01:29:03,004 --> 01:29:04,380
He pushed people off the diving boards?

1844
01:29:04,714 --> 01:29:07,216
Did they fall into the water safely below them?

1845
01:29:07,258 --> 01:29:08,509
- He's got a point.

1846
01:29:08,551 --> 01:29:10,261
- Kyle, will you just...

1847
01:29:11,512 --> 01:29:13,180
- They were going to jump off anyways.

1848
01:29:13,222 --> 01:29:14,599
What's the big idea?

1849
01:29:15,099 --> 01:29:17,560
- We asked him repeatedly to stop and he wouldn't.

1850
01:29:17,602 --> 01:29:19,228
So he's banned for now.

1851
01:29:20,188 --> 01:29:24,650
- Listen, we don't pay 8k a
year to not use the diving boards

1852
01:29:24,859 --> 01:29:26,027
and not use the bathroom,

1853
01:29:26,235 --> 01:29:27,862
and not use a complimentary towels.

1854
01:29:28,696 --> 01:29:30,990
- We got complimentary towels?

1855
01:29:31,199 --> 01:29:33,909
- I pay 8k a year to use a diving boards,

1856
01:29:33,951 --> 01:29:35,286
and use the bathrooms.

1857
01:29:35,453 --> 01:29:37,372
And I'll take any dang towel I want.

1858
01:29:37,580 --> 01:29:38,331
Because last year

1859
01:29:38,373 --> 01:29:40,082
in the P.B. Benson Memorial Golf Outing,

1860
01:29:40,124 --> 01:29:41,417
I came in fifth.

1861
01:29:41,959 --> 01:29:43,628
Now, what do you have to say to that?

1862
01:29:43,878 --> 01:29:47,340
- I say your kid is still banned and now you are too.

1863
01:29:47,757 --> 01:29:50,801
You're gonna ban me from the diving boards?

1864
01:29:50,843 --> 01:29:51,635
The guy that came in fifth

1865
01:29:51,677 --> 01:29:53,096
in the P.B. Benson Memorial Golf Outing.

1866
01:29:53,221 --> 01:29:54,013
Are you serious?

1867
01:29:54,180 --> 01:29:54,972
- Yes.

1868
01:29:55,681 --> 01:29:56,933
- You just made a big mistake.

1869
01:29:57,058 --> 01:29:59,268
- Hey, don't you go off those diving boards.

1870
01:29:59,310 --> 01:30:00,728
I'm freaking gonna!

1871
01:30:06,401 --> 01:30:07,193
- Really?

1872
01:30:11,697 --> 01:30:14,367
- Sir, can you please stop being such an ass.

1873
01:30:16,953 --> 01:30:17,954
- Watch this Jack Knife

1874
01:31:09,839 --> 01:31:10,631
- Call an ambulance.

1875
01:31:11,090 --> 01:31:12,049
- Way ahead of you.

1876
01:31:12,967 --> 01:31:13,759
- Emma, you go assist.

1877
01:31:14,385 --> 01:31:15,178
- Got it.

1878
01:31:16,262 --> 01:31:17,430
- Brenda, get off your phone!

1879
01:31:20,600 --> 01:31:22,560
- Don't stop live streaming.

1880
01:31:31,903 --> 01:31:33,571
- Oh, shit. What now?

1881
01:31:34,197 --> 01:31:36,115
Ugh! Seriously?

1882
01:31:37,617 --> 01:31:39,202
- Are, are you choking?

1883
01:31:50,213 --> 01:31:50,963
- I got him.

1884
01:31:54,634 --> 01:31:56,928
- Emma I need a tube under his legs.

1885
01:31:58,095 --> 01:31:59,305
- Leg tube coming under.

1886
01:31:59,931 --> 01:32:01,307
- Norb, bringing him to you now.

1887
01:32:01,599 --> 01:32:02,391
- Got it.

1888
01:32:04,810 --> 01:32:05,645
- Is he breathing?

1889
01:32:05,811 --> 01:32:06,604
- I don't think so.

1890
01:32:06,771 --> 01:32:07,563
- We got to get him out now.

1891
01:32:08,105 --> 01:32:09,899
- I'm gonna go let the paramedics in.

1892
01:32:10,608 --> 01:32:11,901
- Ok, seven minutes.

1893
01:32:14,445 --> 01:32:15,238
- Brace cushions on.

1894
01:32:15,488 --> 01:32:16,280
- Head straps.

1895
01:32:17,573 --> 01:32:18,366
- Head strap on.

1896
01:32:18,658 --> 01:32:21,118
- Pull him out in one, two, three.

1897
01:32:30,169 --> 01:32:31,671
- Norb, any signs of breathing?

1898
01:32:31,963 --> 01:32:32,755
- No, nothing.

1899
01:32:33,047 --> 01:32:33,964
- Emma, get some gloves on.

1900
01:32:34,006 --> 01:32:35,508
I need you to try and stop the bleeding.

1901
01:32:35,675 --> 01:32:36,875
I'm gonna start with the chest compressions.

1902
01:32:36,968 --> 01:32:38,469
Norb, get ready with the resuscitater.

1903
01:32:38,511 --> 01:32:39,345
- Got it.

1904
01:32:39,554 --> 01:32:41,889
One. Two. Three. Four.

1905
01:32:41,973 --> 01:32:43,683
Five. Six. Seven.

1906
01:32:43,891 --> 01:32:46,811
Eight. Nine. Ten. Eleven. Twelve.

1907
01:32:47,186 --> 01:32:48,896
- Hey! Whoa! No. No I’m so-,

1908
01:32:48,938 --> 01:32:50,982
I need all of you to take five big steps back.

1909
01:32:51,190 --> 01:32:53,442
All right. We need to give the guards some room.

1910
01:32:53,651 --> 01:32:54,610
We need to keep this area clear.

1911
01:32:54,652 --> 01:32:55,736
Seventeen. Eighteen. Nineteen.

1912
01:32:55,778 --> 01:32:56,570
Ready with the buzz?

1913
01:32:56,612 --> 01:32:57,363
- Ready.

1914
01:32:57,405 --> 01:32:59,865
Twenty-five. Twenty-six. Twenty-seven. Twenty-eight.

1915
01:32:59,949 --> 01:33:02,243
Twenty-nine. Thirty. Norb, two breaths.

1916
01:33:06,664 --> 01:33:07,414
Anything?

1917
01:33:07,456 --> 01:33:08,249
- Still nothing.

1918
01:33:08,457 --> 01:33:09,917
- Winston, it's gotta be stuck in his throat,

1919
01:33:09,959 --> 01:33:11,043
I need you to check.

1920
01:33:11,252 --> 01:33:12,336
- Oh. Come on. Seriously?

1921
01:33:12,378 --> 01:33:14,046
- Yes. Just trust me.

1922
01:33:16,048 --> 01:33:16,841
Ugh!

1923
01:33:21,220 --> 01:33:21,971
- Ugh!

1924
01:33:22,013 --> 01:33:24,098
I am just having the worst day.

1925
01:33:24,890 --> 01:33:26,642
- Oh, I think I see it.

1926
01:33:27,101 --> 01:33:30,396
- Seven. Eight. Nine. Ten. Eleven. Twelve.

1927
01:33:30,896 --> 01:33:33,816
Thirteen. Fourteen. Fifteen. Sixteen. Seventeen.

1928
01:33:33,983 --> 01:33:35,317
Eighteen. Nineteen.

1929
01:33:35,359 --> 01:33:36,902
Give me two more breaths in a moment, Norb.

1930
01:33:36,944 --> 01:33:37,737
Got it.

1931
01:33:37,903 --> 01:33:40,948
Twenty-five. Twenty-six. Twenty-seven. Twenty-eight.

1932
01:33:40,990 --> 01:33:43,075
Twenty-nine. Thirty. Norb, two breaths.

1933
01:33:47,538 --> 01:33:48,331
Anything?

1934
01:33:48,623 --> 01:33:49,373
- Nothing.

1935
01:33:49,415 --> 01:33:50,624
- After this round, we'll switch.

1936
01:33:50,666 --> 01:33:51,417
I'm getting tired.

1937
01:33:51,459 --> 01:33:52,209
- Okay.

1938
01:33:52,251 --> 01:33:53,002
- What's going on?

1939
01:33:53,044 --> 01:33:53,794
- Please, sir.

1940
01:33:53,836 --> 01:33:56,046
- Hey, you all need to sit down.

1941
01:33:56,088 --> 01:33:57,464
Everybody needs to listen to her.

1942
01:33:57,506 --> 01:34:00,759
She's in charge, and she knows a lot more than you do.

1943
01:34:00,801 --> 01:34:02,803
Now sit down, idiots!

1944
01:34:04,013 --> 01:34:04,805
- Thank you, Kyle.

1945
01:34:05,389 --> 01:34:06,349
- I got your back.

1946
01:34:10,186 --> 01:34:10,936
- Do you see it?

1947
01:34:10,978 --> 01:34:12,271
- Oh, I think I see it.

1948
01:34:12,313 --> 01:34:13,939
- Then get it out!

1949
01:34:13,981 --> 01:34:15,191
- I think I touched it!

1950
01:34:20,321 --> 01:34:21,530
- Thank you guys.

1951
01:34:21,781 --> 01:34:23,157
- Don't mention it.

1952
01:34:24,408 --> 01:34:25,618
- The head bleeding has stopped.

1953
01:34:25,660 --> 01:34:26,410
- Thank you.

1954
01:34:26,452 --> 01:34:28,579
- Five. Six. Seven. Eight.

1955
01:34:28,704 --> 01:34:29,872
Nine. Ten.

1956
01:34:34,001 --> 01:34:35,795
Here. Get this whole thing on its side. - Yeap.

1957
01:34:40,007 --> 01:34:42,134
All right, put him back down slowly.

1958
01:34:45,805 --> 01:34:47,473
- This water isn’t even freaking cold.

1959
01:35:35,062 --> 01:35:35,896
- Hey, Jeff.

1960
01:35:36,313 --> 01:35:37,106
- Hey, Mike.

1961
01:35:38,691 --> 01:35:39,483
What time is it?

1962
01:35:40,234 --> 01:35:41,026
- Just after ten.

1963
01:35:43,988 --> 01:35:45,197
- I was supposed to be home at 9

1964
01:35:46,782 --> 01:35:47,575
P.M.

1965
01:35:48,826 --> 01:35:49,618
A few nights ago.

1966
01:35:54,915 --> 01:35:55,708
Anyway,

1967
01:35:56,667 --> 01:35:58,210
mom still pissed at you?

1968
01:35:58,377 --> 01:35:59,170
- Yeah.

1969
01:36:00,963 --> 01:36:02,131
- Don't worry. Just keep

1970
01:36:03,424 --> 01:36:06,844
doing whatever she says for
a few days and it'll blow over.

1971
01:36:09,054 --> 01:36:12,391
Well, since it's your, uh, first offense,

1972
01:36:13,309 --> 01:36:15,352
guess I'll help take the heat off you.

1973
01:36:15,561 --> 01:36:17,396
You know, I'm sure my return here

1974
01:36:17,563 --> 01:36:19,648
will piss her off enough to make her forget

1975
01:36:19,690 --> 01:36:20,816
about whatever you did.

1976
01:36:23,110 --> 01:36:26,530
- Did you stay out and get in trouble for me?

1977
01:36:28,783 --> 01:36:30,993
- Yeah. It was mutually beneficial.

1978
01:36:31,160 --> 01:36:32,578
Maybe next time I'll take you with me.

1979
01:36:34,413 --> 01:36:35,206
- That'd be cool.

1980
01:36:43,547 --> 01:36:44,340
- Oh, mother!

1981
01:36:46,759 --> 01:36:47,551
I'm home!

1982
01:36:52,598 --> 01:36:53,390
- Hey, Tory.

1983
01:36:53,808 --> 01:36:54,642
- Hey, Mike.

1984
01:36:55,017 --> 01:36:56,560
- Are you going to be around this Friday?

1985
01:36:56,852 --> 01:36:58,312
We get our final paychecks,

1986
01:36:58,562 --> 01:37:00,397
do a bit of clean up, say our goodbyes.

1987
01:37:00,898 --> 01:37:02,691
It would be really nice if you could swing by.

1988
01:37:03,108 --> 01:37:04,276
- Yeah, I'll be there.

1989
01:37:06,320 --> 01:37:07,070
- Oh my gosh.

1990
01:37:07,112 --> 01:37:08,280
- I can't believe we got this all.

1991
01:37:08,322 --> 01:37:09,490
- Oh my God.

1992
01:37:11,283 --> 01:37:13,118
- When you said that, that was, like, what are you-,

1993
01:37:13,160 --> 01:37:13,953
what does that even mean?

1994
01:37:15,079 --> 01:37:17,247
You can say that in any context. -That was our day one

1995
01:37:17,289 --> 01:37:18,457
You're right. - Yeah.

1996
01:37:18,582 --> 01:37:19,708
- I was nervous.

1997
01:37:19,875 --> 01:37:20,626
- Gross.

1998
01:37:20,668 --> 01:37:22,211
Honestly, he should have drowned.

1999
01:37:22,837 --> 01:37:23,587
- Valid.

2000
01:37:23,629 --> 01:37:24,421
- Oh.

2001
01:37:26,590 --> 01:37:33,013
- Hey, um, I just wanted to say thank you

2002
01:37:33,055 --> 01:37:34,807
for helping me out the other day.

2003
01:37:34,849 --> 01:37:35,975
I really appreciate that.

2004
01:37:37,518 --> 01:37:39,061
- I know you independent women

2005
01:37:39,103 --> 01:37:41,647
like to defend yourselves and such,

2006
01:37:42,022 --> 01:37:45,359
but I got your back.

2007
01:37:50,865 --> 01:37:51,698
- What about you, though?

2008
01:37:51,740 --> 01:37:52,533
Coming back?

2009
01:37:55,744 --> 01:37:57,037
- I don't think so, little man.

2010
01:37:57,955 --> 01:38:00,082
I gotta get a law internship or something.

2011
01:38:00,124 --> 01:38:00,916
Build up the old resume

2012
01:38:01,667 --> 01:38:02,459
- Dang, Ok.

2013
01:38:02,751 --> 01:38:03,544
- Mhm-mhm.

2014
01:38:03,752 --> 01:38:07,214
You will have to carry on the shenanigans without me.

2015
01:38:07,256 --> 01:38:08,382
- That would be my honor.

2016
01:38:10,843 --> 01:38:12,177
- What about you, Norbert?

2017
01:38:12,595 --> 01:38:15,764
- Oh, um, actually, I'm becoming a student again.

2018
01:38:15,973 --> 01:38:17,224
- Really? Where at, man?

2019
01:38:17,766 --> 01:38:19,309
- The firefighters academy.

2020
01:38:20,144 --> 01:38:21,228
- That is really awesome, Norb.

2021
01:38:21,770 --> 01:38:22,563
I'm happy for you.

2022
01:38:22,980 --> 01:38:23,772
- Thanks, dude.

2023
01:38:24,481 --> 01:38:25,608
- But that's not even the best part.

2024
01:38:26,150 --> 01:38:28,485
In honor of my many years of excellent service

2025
01:38:28,527 --> 01:38:30,487
and awesome personality...

2026
01:38:30,529 --> 01:38:31,488
- Right.

2027
01:38:31,530 --> 01:38:33,407
- ...the club has decided to make me a member.

2028
01:38:35,951 --> 01:38:37,536
- Guess I will see you next year, then.

2029
01:38:37,578 --> 01:38:38,328
- Yep.

2030
01:38:38,370 --> 01:38:39,121
- And guess what?

2031
01:38:39,163 --> 01:38:40,497
It means you really gotta listen to me.

2032
01:38:42,166 --> 01:38:43,083
- You're screwed, boss.

2033
01:38:43,375 --> 01:38:44,126
- Yes, sir.

2034
01:38:44,168 --> 01:38:44,960
- Mhm-mhm.

2035
01:38:47,087 --> 01:38:47,922
- Mag-attack.

2036
01:38:48,797 --> 01:38:50,090
How the hell are you?

2037
01:38:50,424 --> 01:38:51,216
- I'm just chummy.

2038
01:38:52,176 --> 01:38:54,887
- You know, with me being gone,

2039
01:38:55,346 --> 01:38:57,139
the Lifeguards are gonna need a new leader.

2040
01:39:02,478 --> 01:39:04,730
- Your head guard whistle. Really?

2041
01:39:05,314 --> 01:39:06,607
- Now, this is symbolic.

2042
01:39:06,732 --> 01:39:09,401
That whistle has been in my mouth for, like, six years.

2043
01:39:09,985 --> 01:39:11,612
I'm probably gonna be buried with it.

2044
01:39:11,654 --> 01:39:12,446
- Totally.

2045
01:39:13,030 --> 01:39:17,451
I'm honored and will do
everything to uphold your legacy.

2046
01:39:17,576 --> 01:39:19,786
- Hi, Honored and we'll do
everything to uphold your legacy.

2047
01:39:19,828 --> 01:39:20,954
I'm Norb.

2048
01:39:55,447 --> 01:39:56,240
- Hey, Emma.

2049
01:39:57,992 --> 01:40:00,786
I'm so, so sorry.

2050
01:40:02,538 --> 01:40:03,497
- I am sorry too, Mike.

2051
01:40:05,249 --> 01:40:08,544
- What even are we? Or were we?

2052
01:40:08,752 --> 01:40:09,920
- I believe this is what the scholars

2053
01:40:09,962 --> 01:40:11,547
refer to as a summer fling.

2054
01:40:12,881 --> 01:40:13,674
- Just a fling.

2055
01:40:14,466 --> 01:40:16,176
- You don't want a long distance date,

2056
01:40:16,218 --> 01:40:18,053
a guy in high school while you're in college.

2057
01:40:19,179 --> 01:40:20,014
- I really don't.

2058
01:40:20,139 --> 01:40:21,640
Don't take it personally.

2059
01:40:21,932 --> 01:40:23,475
- I don't. I get it.

2060
01:40:24,518 --> 01:40:26,770
- But, um, it has come to my understanding

2061
01:40:26,812 --> 01:40:29,481
that you're gonna be visiting colleges this year.

2062
01:40:30,482 --> 01:40:32,401
I mean, I'm sure you'll end up at Harvard, though.

2063
01:40:32,693 --> 01:40:34,236
- I'll reach if anything.

2064
01:40:35,070 --> 01:40:37,740
- You come to my school for weekend.

2065
01:40:38,198 --> 01:40:40,826
I'll give you an unofficial tour.

2066
01:40:41,660 --> 01:40:42,453
- You can count on it.

2067
01:40:43,495 --> 01:40:45,330
- I, uh, I might actually be there four more years

2068
01:40:45,914 --> 01:40:46,749
since I changed my major.

2069
01:40:46,874 --> 01:40:48,959
- Oh, yeah? What to?

2070
01:40:50,377 --> 01:40:51,420
- Early childhood education.

2071
01:40:52,463 --> 01:40:53,297
- That's great.

2072
01:40:53,922 --> 01:40:55,674
- With a minor in finance.

2073
01:40:56,175 --> 01:40:57,009
Just in case.

2074
01:40:57,926 --> 01:40:58,719
- Just in case.

2075
01:40:59,428 --> 01:41:01,555
- You still carry around that rulebook with you?

2076
01:41:01,722 --> 01:41:03,849
- Yeah. I mostly leave it in the car now.

2077
01:41:04,391 --> 01:41:05,309
- Add this to it.

2078
01:41:10,439 --> 01:41:11,523
- Hey, Emma. You ready?

2079
01:41:12,357 --> 01:41:13,150
- Yes!

2080
01:41:16,487 --> 01:41:17,279
I'm out of here.

2081
01:41:25,913 --> 01:41:27,081
- Hey, Mikey.

2082
01:41:28,999 --> 01:41:29,792
- Hey, guys.

2083
01:41:32,961 --> 01:41:34,171
- I guess I should head out too.

2084
01:41:34,880 --> 01:41:36,339
- You know, uh, Winston and I are gonna be

2085
01:41:36,381 --> 01:41:38,550
be shutting this place down, draining the pool.

2086
01:41:39,802 --> 01:41:41,553
You absolutely don’t have to help us.

2087
01:41:41,637 --> 01:41:43,597
But you can hang around if you want.

2088
01:41:44,431 --> 01:41:46,892
- Nah, that's a newbies job.

2089
01:41:46,934 --> 01:41:47,768
It's not me anymore.

2090
01:41:48,811 --> 01:41:49,645
- Get out of here.

2091
01:41:50,687 --> 01:41:51,939
- I'll see you guys around.

2092
01:41:53,148 --> 01:41:54,149
- Alright, Winston.

2093
01:41:54,817 --> 01:41:56,193
Ready to shut this place down?

2094
01:41:56,235 --> 01:42:00,072
- I gotta head out too, actually. Back to school.

2095
01:42:01,198 --> 01:42:02,032
- Damn.

2096
01:42:02,741 --> 01:42:04,618
- Alright, well, on your way.

2097
01:42:05,202 --> 01:42:07,746
You know, I can use some alone time here anyway.

2098
01:42:08,038 --> 01:42:09,873
- I had a feeling that would be the case.

2099
01:42:09,915 --> 01:42:11,708
I'm just going to grab my bag from the shack.

2100
01:42:58,422 --> 01:42:59,172
- Hey, Norb!

2101
01:43:21,987 --> 01:43:23,488
- Sounds like a bunch of rambunctious kids

2102
01:43:23,530 --> 01:43:25,616
just ran into the pool.

2103
01:43:26,366 --> 01:43:27,450
You got time for one last shift?

2104
01:43:33,957 --> 01:43:34,708
Whoo!

2105
01:43:52,726 --> 01:43:53,518
- Yeah!

2106
01:43:59,858 --> 01:44:00,609
Yeah!

2107
01:44:10,535 --> 01:44:11,286
Yeah!