1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,600 [Silence] 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:07,173 --> 00:00:10,843 [Scribbling sound] 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:10,885 --> 00:00:11,485 [Silence] 6 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:19,561 [Static sound] 7 00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:22,897 [Music] 8 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:27,568 - The Lifeguarding League of America 9 00:00:27,610 --> 00:00:28,403 presents, 10 00:00:29,946 --> 00:00:33,074 Pool Safety. 11 00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:39,164 - A summer day at the pool can be the most fun in the world, 12 00:00:39,247 --> 00:00:40,915 right up until it's not. 13 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:43,501 That's why it's your job as a lifeguard 14 00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:46,546 to be as up to date on current safety standards. 15 00:00:47,756 --> 00:00:48,548 - That's right, Chris. 16 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:51,718 But there are so many rules and regulations. 17 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:52,761 How do you do it? 18 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:54,470 - I refresh my memory by 19 00:00:54,512 --> 00:00:56,806 going over the certified lifeguard safety guide 20 00:00:56,848 --> 00:00:57,598 once a week. 21 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:59,017 This should always be kept at hand 22 00:00:59,059 --> 00:00:59,976 in your guard shack. 23 00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:01,394 Pocket sized waterproof versions 24 00:01:01,436 --> 00:01:03,688 are also available and heavily recommended. 25 00:01:03,813 --> 00:01:04,731 - Knowing the rules 26 00:01:04,773 --> 00:01:06,858 and regulations are so important 27 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:09,068 because incidents will occur. 28 00:01:09,110 --> 00:01:11,237 When you do hear someone in distress, 29 00:01:11,279 --> 00:01:13,740 act quickly and calmly. 30 00:01:14,282 --> 00:01:15,825 [Water splash] 31 00:01:16,284 --> 00:01:18,411 [Whistle] 32 00:01:20,663 --> 00:01:21,456 [Water splash] 33 00:01:22,874 --> 00:01:26,711 [Man coughs] 34 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:30,131 - Before doing any hands on assistance. 35 00:01:30,215 --> 00:01:32,467 Be sure that help is truly needed. 36 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:35,637 Sir! Sir! 37 00:01:36,346 --> 00:01:38,056 Are you in need of assistance? 38 00:01:38,807 --> 00:01:40,016 [Music] 39 00:01:40,642 --> 00:01:41,851 No response means 40 00:01:41,893 --> 00:01:43,853 assistance is needed. [Ding] 41 00:01:44,145 --> 00:01:46,231 - Uh-oh! Two hands crossed over the throat 42 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:47,857 is the universal sign for choking. 43 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:49,359 No need to hesitate. 44 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:50,568 Ugh! 45 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:51,402 [Spits] 46 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:52,487 - Thanks, Mr.. 47 00:01:53,321 --> 00:01:54,072 [Ding] 48 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:56,240 - The best way to save someone's life is to prevent them 49 00:01:56,282 --> 00:01:57,825 from getting in trouble in the first place. 50 00:01:57,867 --> 00:01:58,785 - That's right, Jackie. 51 00:01:58,868 --> 00:02:02,038 The most important thing a lifeguard can do is prevent. 52 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:06,667 - You must always remember the acronym L.I.F.E. First, 53 00:02:06,709 --> 00:02:08,670 you must always listen. 54 00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:11,214 Listen for calls from help, from the pool, 55 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:13,800 and even for calls for help from the pool deck. 56 00:02:14,050 --> 00:02:14,842 [Music] 57 00:02:14,884 --> 00:02:15,802 - Inform. 58 00:02:15,844 --> 00:02:19,305 Make sure all patrons know the rules of the pool. 59 00:02:19,347 --> 00:02:22,475 If any of your younger pool goers refuse to follow the rules, 60 00:02:22,892 --> 00:02:24,853 inform their parents or guardian. 61 00:02:25,019 --> 00:02:26,187 And remember, 62 00:02:26,229 --> 00:02:29,357 sometimes even adults need to be informed. 63 00:02:29,774 --> 00:02:31,818 - F is for Focus. 64 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:33,027 A hot summer's day 65 00:02:33,069 --> 00:02:34,695 can bring a lot of excitement 66 00:02:34,737 --> 00:02:37,406 to your patrons with music, games 67 00:02:37,448 --> 00:02:39,367 and other summer fun activities. 68 00:02:39,576 --> 00:02:41,077 You must always be focused 69 00:02:41,119 --> 00:02:41,911 on the swimmers. 70 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:44,581 They are your number one priority. 71 00:02:45,331 --> 00:02:47,458 - And finally Everyone. 72 00:02:47,876 --> 00:02:49,836 All patrons should be accounted for. 73 00:02:49,878 --> 00:02:52,797 When everyone has a safe and fun time at your pool, 74 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:54,799 you know you've done your job. 75 00:02:55,341 --> 00:02:57,093 - There are so many rules and regulations. 76 00:02:57,135 --> 00:02:58,845 Do I have to know them all? 77 00:02:58,887 --> 00:02:59,804 - Yes you do. 78 00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:01,430 Failing to enforce 79 00:03:01,472 --> 00:03:03,432 even one rule can cause you 80 00:03:03,474 --> 00:03:06,269 to lose your job or even someone's life. 81 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:08,771 - Well, I'd say we've done a great job. 82 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:10,023 Wouldn't you agree, Chris? 83 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:11,900 - I sure would, but that doesn't mean 84 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:13,484 we can't practice after hours. 85 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:15,278 - Well, what do you want to work on? 86 00:03:15,820 --> 00:03:17,697 - Mouth to mouth. 87 00:03:17,989 --> 00:03:18,823 [Ding] 88 00:03:23,828 --> 00:03:25,413 - That's enough of these for today. 89 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:27,456 - I don’t know a lot of people. 90 00:03:27,498 --> 00:03:28,791 Bobby, Bill, 91 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:30,835 uh, Jaden, Jayda[?] 92 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:32,295 - Who are all these guys? 93 00:03:32,837 --> 00:03:35,632 I want you back here by eleven thirty, Jeff 94 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:37,633 - Do I seriously still need a curfew? 95 00:03:37,675 --> 00:03:39,969 Most of them won't even be there till eleven thirty. 96 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:41,221 - You wanna stay out all night? 97 00:03:41,304 --> 00:03:42,722 Go find your own place to live. 98 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,807 - Hey, Jeff, you don't need the car, right? 99 00:03:44,849 --> 00:03:46,726 - Yeah, no, I'm getting picked up. 100 00:03:47,644 --> 00:03:48,394 Wait! [Chuckles] 101 00:03:48,436 --> 00:03:49,229 Where do you need to go? 102 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:51,064 - I have my opening guard meeting today. 103 00:03:51,522 --> 00:03:53,399 - Oh, yes. You mentioned that was today. 104 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:54,442 Have fun. 105 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:58,321 - Um, does His Highness over here need a curfew? 106 00:03:58,363 --> 00:03:59,113 - I don't need to tell him 107 00:03:59,155 --> 00:04:00,782 because he has never come home late. 108 00:04:01,699 --> 00:04:02,825 You could learn a thing or two 109 00:04:02,867 --> 00:04:03,993 from your younger brother. 110 00:04:04,535 --> 00:04:05,870 - Yeah, I could learn about being a loser. 111 00:04:05,995 --> 00:04:06,829 - Hey! 112 00:04:07,830 --> 00:04:08,831 - [Inaudible] it's true. 113 00:04:08,998 --> 00:04:09,791 [Sighs] 114 00:04:11,292 --> 00:04:12,710 - [Whispering] You've always been my favorite. 115 00:04:12,835 --> 00:04:17,090 [Chair creaks] 116 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:18,841 - Have fun. Don't drown. 117 00:04:18,883 --> 00:04:19,676 - Hey! 118 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:23,554 [Birds chirping] 119 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:27,892 [Car door opens] 120 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:29,269 [Car door closes] 121 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:33,273 [Birds chirping] 122 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:34,649 [Engine starts] 123 00:04:34,691 --> 00:04:37,193 [Loud music plays] 124 00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:39,320 - Dang it, Jeff! 125 00:04:39,570 --> 00:04:40,863 Turn the radio down 126 00:04:40,905 --> 00:04:41,698 before turning the car off. 127 00:04:42,031 --> 00:04:42,991 It’s not hard. 128 00:04:48,997 --> 00:04:49,797 [Music plays] 129 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:00,933 [Music plays] 130 00:05:10,893 --> 00:05:12,770 - So you're excited to start working [Inaudible]? 131 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,106 - Yeah. I’m Just excited to be around some 132 00:05:15,231 --> 00:05:16,565 like minded people for a change. 133 00:05:16,607 --> 00:05:17,407 [Music plays] 134 00:05:26,367 --> 00:05:30,705 [Music plays] 135 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:32,999 - Yeah, everyone at school has just become a little... 136 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:35,251 Yeah, I was gonna say risky 137 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:36,544 But, yeah, that explain it too. 138 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:40,923 [Music plays] 139 00:05:40,965 --> 00:05:42,633 I’ll do my best to come visit when I can 140 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:44,802 but I really want to work as much as possible. 141 00:05:45,261 --> 00:05:46,804 Harvard’s not gonna pay for itself 142 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:49,807 [Music plays 143 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:50,599 I mean, yeah, 144 00:05:50,641 --> 00:05:52,810 if I get perfect grades all semester, 145 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:54,478 it might literally pay for itself 146 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:56,605 but I’m not gonna take that chance 147 00:05:56,647 --> 00:05:57,607 [Music playing] 148 00:06:05,698 --> 00:06:07,116 [Car honks] 149 00:06:07,408 --> 00:06:08,617 I’m going to speed limit! 150 00:06:08,659 --> 00:06:14,582 [Music playing] 151 00:06:16,250 --> 00:06:17,043 [Music stops] 152 00:06:19,003 --> 00:06:23,591 [Indistinct background conversation] 153 00:06:25,843 --> 00:06:26,677 [Door opens] [Woman chuckles] 154 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:29,472 - So, anyway, you didn't join the sorority? 155 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:30,639 - How many times do I have to tell you, 156 00:06:30,681 --> 00:06:32,058 sororities aren’t my thing. Okay? 157 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:33,392 You have to like, turn in your grades 158 00:06:33,434 --> 00:06:35,436 and you can't get in trouble with the school and stuff 159 00:06:35,978 --> 00:06:37,814 I went to college to get away from that sort of parental oversight 160 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:40,108 - Yeah, but it's still fun. 161 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:41,526 I like it 162 00:06:42,693 --> 00:06:44,737 - Fine! I went to one rush event, but only 163 00:06:44,779 --> 00:06:46,322 because my friend begged me to go, okay. 164 00:06:46,531 --> 00:06:47,281 [Chuckles] 165 00:06:47,323 --> 00:06:48,741 -We ended up being kicked out like half way through. 166 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:50,701 - OMG! Hi! 167 00:06:50,743 --> 00:06:52,870 - Missed you too, Tory 168 00:06:53,746 --> 00:06:55,289 A pleasure, Emma 169 00:06:56,707 --> 00:07:00,461 Are you girls ready for another exciting summer of lifeguarding? 170 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:03,756 - Yes. I'm so excited to watch 171 00:07:03,798 --> 00:07:06,634 the annoying children of upper class parents for minimum wage. 172 00:07:06,884 --> 00:07:07,635 - Mm-hmm 173 00:07:07,677 --> 00:07:09,678 Did you know we have the lowest minimum wage 174 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:10,972 of any developed nation? 175 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:12,265 - Well, if you want to get paid 176 00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:14,975 more then live in Canada, be my guest. 177 00:07:15,017 --> 00:07:17,812 - Oh, good. Kyle's back this year. 178 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:19,980 I thought you would have joined the army 179 00:07:20,022 --> 00:07:21,941 and invaded a small country by now. 180 00:07:21,983 --> 00:07:22,775 [Chuckles] 181 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:25,945 - So if you wanna join the Crazy Brenda's, 182 00:07:25,987 --> 00:07:28,447 make sure that you smash that follow button 183 00:07:28,489 --> 00:07:30,741 and drop it low on the like button. 184 00:07:30,992 --> 00:07:31,784 [Laughs] 185 00:07:31,826 --> 00:07:34,704 Anyways, I have to go to the stupid meeting now. 186 00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:36,831 I love you all. [Blows kisses] Bye. 187 00:07:43,254 --> 00:07:44,297 Hey, guys. 188 00:07:45,339 --> 00:07:47,842 - Look at all these beautiful people. 189 00:07:47,884 --> 00:07:52,096 - Norb, I, uh, didn't think you'd be back this year. 190 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:53,848 - Yeah, I know. I know. 191 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:55,766 Everybody's on the edge of their seat 192 00:07:55,850 --> 00:07:57,602 waiting to see if I come back for the summer. 193 00:07:57,685 --> 00:08:02,857 Well, rest assured, I will be here full time all summer long. 194 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:04,817 - You didn't even tell me, asshole. 195 00:08:04,859 --> 00:08:06,819 - What? Maybe I like a little drama in my life. 196 00:08:06,861 --> 00:08:07,820 Speaking of drama. 197 00:08:07,862 --> 00:08:10,406 First guard party this Friday. 198 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:11,282 You guys in? 199 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:13,826 - I'm ready to party right now. 200 00:08:14,535 --> 00:08:15,870 - Yeah, I got some beers in my car. 201 00:08:15,953 --> 00:08:16,704 [Gasps] 202 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:18,914 - Do you think the weed I stashed in my locker is still here? 203 00:08:18,956 --> 00:08:20,583 - I don't know, but I have a pen in my bag if you want a hit 204 00:08:20,958 --> 00:08:21,751 - Hey. [Snaps] New guy. 205 00:08:22,543 --> 00:08:23,461 Wanna party this Friday? 206 00:08:23,711 --> 00:08:25,296 Oh, I'm Norb, by the way. 207 00:08:25,630 --> 00:08:26,422 - Um, what? 208 00:08:26,672 --> 00:08:28,924 - Holy fish paste. It's a guy. [Chuckles] 209 00:08:28,966 --> 00:08:30,384 I thought you were some life like dummy 210 00:08:30,426 --> 00:08:31,802 that we were gonna be practicing on [Laughs] 211 00:08:31,844 --> 00:08:32,637 - Winston! 212 00:08:33,804 --> 00:08:34,763 - I'm Tory. 213 00:08:34,805 --> 00:08:35,598 What's your name? 214 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:36,390 - I'm Mike. 215 00:08:36,432 --> 00:08:37,224 - Hi, Mike 216 00:08:37,266 --> 00:08:39,352 - Sorry I didn't introduce myself yet. I’m Emma 217 00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:43,523 - So, uh, what brings you to this fine aquatic establishment? 218 00:08:43,856 --> 00:08:46,317 - Research shows that having a summer job in high school 219 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:48,653 increases your chance of college admittance by 45%. 220 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:50,446 And then having some sort of certification 221 00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:53,115 like CPR, increases, uh, an additional 15%. 222 00:08:55,826 --> 00:08:56,953 [Coughs] 223 00:08:57,161 --> 00:08:57,912 - DORK! 224 00:08:57,954 --> 00:08:58,788 - Stop it! 225 00:08:59,413 --> 00:09:00,957 - Well, you're in the right place. 226 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:03,209 This is the best summer job there is. 227 00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:05,753 Probably the best job. Period. 228 00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:08,547 - Norb, how the hell are we? 229 00:09:08,589 --> 00:09:09,382 - Meg-Attack 230 00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:10,883 I'm happy to see you this year. 231 00:09:11,634 --> 00:09:12,885 - Hi, happy to see you this year, 232 00:09:12,927 --> 00:09:13,719 I'm Maggie. 233 00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:15,513 - This girl doesn't miss a beat. 234 00:09:16,180 --> 00:09:17,681 We're doing the guard party on Friday. 235 00:09:17,723 --> 00:09:18,474 You in? 236 00:09:18,516 --> 00:09:19,308 - Yes. 237 00:09:19,350 --> 00:09:21,435 - We're gonna get these new guards blitzed. 238 00:09:21,894 --> 00:09:23,688 - Am I allowed at this guard party? 239 00:09:23,854 --> 00:09:25,814 I'm not 21. 240 00:09:25,856 --> 00:09:28,651 [Other guards laughing] 241 00:09:28,776 --> 00:09:29,902 - Oh! He's being serious. 242 00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:32,071 Oh! I'm going to enjoy 243 00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:34,365 corrupting this boy. 244 00:09:35,199 --> 00:09:36,534 - Everyone here. Great. 245 00:09:36,617 --> 00:09:37,410 Let's get started. 246 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:40,538 Welcome to all the 2023 Summer lifeguards. 247 00:09:40,871 --> 00:09:43,291 [Claps] 248 00:09:43,374 --> 00:09:45,334 Let's not clap every time I stop talking. 249 00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:48,254 Okay, Norb? I can’t be here all day. 250 00:09:48,462 --> 00:09:50,673 - I'm sorry, boss. I'm just so excited. 251 00:09:50,756 --> 00:09:53,968 Um, is everyone here? Where’s Paul? 252 00:09:54,051 --> 00:09:55,386 - He got a big job. 253 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,387 - Oh, really? 254 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:57,221 Good for him. 255 00:09:57,638 --> 00:09:58,764 - Yeah, I suppose. 256 00:09:58,889 --> 00:10:01,016 - Okay, we have a few new summer lifeguards, 257 00:10:01,058 --> 00:10:03,436 so why don't you stand up and introduce yourself? 258 00:10:03,811 --> 00:10:07,731 Uh, Mr. McHenry Sowolski[?]? 259 00:10:07,773 --> 00:10:08,941 That can't be right. 260 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:10,192 - Yeah. That's me. 261 00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:11,068 - What's your first name? 262 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:12,987 McHenry or Sowolski[?]? 263 00:10:13,237 --> 00:10:13,988 - McHenry. 264 00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:15,740 - Your first name is McHenry? 265 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:18,200 - Yeah, like, y-you know that old phrase, like, 266 00:10:18,242 --> 00:10:19,994 you can't trust somebody with two first names? 267 00:10:20,411 --> 00:10:21,537 Well, my parents want me to be, like, 268 00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:23,497 extra trustworthy, so they give me two last names. 269 00:10:23,664 --> 00:10:25,249 - Your parents didn't trust you as a baby? 270 00:10:25,374 --> 00:10:26,125 [Snaps] 271 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:27,167 - Babies are wild, man. 272 00:10:27,209 --> 00:10:30,129 - Next, we have, uh, Brenda Nichols. Uh, Brenda. 273 00:10:31,380 --> 00:10:33,132 - Oh, my gosh! 274 00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:34,383 I am literally 275 00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:37,011 about to speak at this meeting right now. 276 00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:40,389 Comment down below if public speaking is the worst! 277 00:10:40,431 --> 00:10:42,600 Argh! 278 00:10:45,394 --> 00:10:46,478 My apologies, everyone. 279 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:48,314 I am under a contract. 280 00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:50,149 Um, hi! My name is Brenda. 281 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:52,526 I am a current student at Saint Thomas. 282 00:10:52,568 --> 00:10:54,987 Uh, and I am the president of the Math club 283 00:10:55,029 --> 00:10:57,365 and vice president of the speech and debate team. 284 00:10:57,948 --> 00:10:59,283 I'm very excited to be working here. 285 00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:00,409 - Okay. 286 00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:01,452 - Oh, uh, wait. 287 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:02,328 [Brenda laughs] 288 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:05,331 And if you want to be part of the Crazy Brenda’s 289 00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:07,750 make sure to follow me on all social media. 290 00:11:09,585 --> 00:11:10,795 - Okay. 291 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:12,338 Uh, next up. 292 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:14,548 Mike, uh. De-, uh, 293 00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:15,883 Domino. 294 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:16,717 Mike. 295 00:11:18,010 --> 00:11:19,345 - Hello, I'm Mike Domino. 296 00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:21,930 I'm really excited to join such a prestigious club 297 00:11:21,972 --> 00:11:23,599 and a group of wonderful lifeguards. 298 00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:24,725 - Is he talking about us? 299 00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:25,559 [Man laughs] 300 00:11:25,601 --> 00:11:27,227 - Okay, for all you returning guards, 301 00:11:27,269 --> 00:11:28,104 you all know the drill. 302 00:11:28,729 --> 00:11:31,523 Your job is to keep the pool area clean, 303 00:11:31,565 --> 00:11:32,983 keep the chlorine levels good. 304 00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:34,193 And above all else, 305 00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:35,277 - Have fun! 306 00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:36,570 - Uh, no. 307 00:11:37,446 --> 00:11:38,823 Keep the patrons alive. 308 00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:40,532 - Oh. 309 00:11:40,574 --> 00:11:42,826 - Alright. J-just do your jobs. 310 00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:45,121 I don't want to get a call from Mr. Porter again 311 00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:47,456 because one of you pushed his kid into the pool. 312 00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:49,833 [Laughs] 313 00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:51,419 I expect you all to act like adults. 314 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:52,503 Norb! 315 00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:56,215 You most of all, I'm entrusting you to keep everyone in line. 316 00:11:56,882 --> 00:11:57,675 On top of all this, 317 00:11:57,883 --> 00:12:00,010 we'll still have our weekly skills meeting 318 00:12:00,302 --> 00:12:02,263 on Tuesday mornings at 7 A.M. 319 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:03,764 [Lifeguards boo] 320 00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:07,643 - Oh, you want me to make it Saturday mornings? 321 00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:09,061 That's what I thought. 322 00:12:10,187 --> 00:12:11,021 - Hi, Mike. 323 00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:12,982 Got any fun plans tonight? 324 00:12:13,482 --> 00:12:14,275 - Yeah. 325 00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:16,318 I'm at the point of no return in this book. 326 00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:18,028 - Oh, cool. 327 00:12:19,029 --> 00:12:21,323 Um, not planning on going anywhere then? 328 00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:23,492 - No. Why? 329 00:12:24,493 --> 00:12:25,578 - Just wondering. 330 00:12:26,328 --> 00:12:28,205 Hey, how about we order a pizza? 331 00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:29,998 Whatever toppings you want 332 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:31,500 and find a fun movie to watch. 333 00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:33,502 - Mom, I already had pizza this week. 334 00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,046 - I won't tell anyone. 335 00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:39,008 - Mom, I'm going out. 336 00:12:39,508 --> 00:12:41,385 - Do I even want to know where or what? 337 00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:44,680 - Um. probably not, no. 338 00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:48,350 - Hey, any chance you want to take your little brother with you? 339 00:12:48,392 --> 00:12:50,936 - What? No, no, no. [Inaudible] 340 00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:52,146 he's just gonna complain the whole time. 341 00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:53,605 - Come on, just this once. 342 00:12:53,647 --> 00:12:54,815 I worry about him. 343 00:12:58,235 --> 00:12:59,361 - He's a lost cause. 344 00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:01,614 - He just needs a little push. 345 00:13:01,947 --> 00:13:02,948 - I don't know what to tell you. 346 00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:04,742 Look at him. 347 00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:07,495 - I wish he was a little more like you. 348 00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:09,914 - Really? 349 00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:11,665 You know what? 350 00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:13,334 Just hold on to that thought. 351 00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:16,462 [Door opens] 352 00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:18,213 [Door closes] 353 00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:21,801 [Distant footsteps] 354 00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:24,528 [Music] 355 00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:32,786 [Music] 356 00:13:41,028 --> 00:13:41,628 [Music] 357 00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:50,512 [Music] 358 00:13:58,546 --> 00:14:00,923 [Birds chirping] 359 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:03,509 [Footsteps approaching] 360 00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:08,722 - I love the smell of chlorine in the morning. 361 00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:12,726 [Birds chirping] 362 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:16,564 - 265 days, 7 hours, and 15 minutes. 363 00:14:16,897 --> 00:14:18,315 We are back, baby. 364 00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:29,902 [Birds chirping] 365 00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:31,119 [Whistle] 366 00:14:31,161 --> 00:14:31,761 [Music] 367 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:40,520 [Music] 368 00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:52,349 [Music] 369 00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:53,600 - I still don't like it. 370 00:14:53,642 --> 00:14:55,853 - Man, we used to listen to this song 371 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,272 every morning back when I started here. 372 00:14:58,856 --> 00:14:59,690 - I don't know, Norb. 373 00:15:00,649 --> 00:15:02,818 I think you gotta keep this summer music to the professionals. 374 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:03,694 - Mm-hmm. 375 00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:05,237 - Brian Wilson and Jimmy Buffet. 376 00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:06,113 Common, 377 00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:09,366 I've spent the past 3 months curating this lifeguard playlist. 378 00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:12,160 Each song has to go through so many listens 379 00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:13,829 and just rigorous testing. 380 00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:15,456 It's quite a process. 381 00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:17,124 Hey, new guy! 382 00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:19,376 - Mike, how the hell are we? 383 00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:20,920 - You're late. 384 00:15:21,211 --> 00:15:22,630 - Oh, my gosh, I am? 385 00:15:23,505 --> 00:15:24,631 I'm so sorry. 386 00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:25,466 I could have sworn... 387 00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:27,885 It will not happen again, I promise. 388 00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:29,219 - Dude, you're not late. 389 00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:30,512 Pretty early, actually. 390 00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:32,389 Don't, don't mind them. 391 00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:34,558 They may give you some new guy hazing. 392 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:35,851 And I might do it too, 393 00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:37,394 but you are Mike, right? 394 00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:39,146 - Yeah, I usually go by Mike, 395 00:15:39,229 --> 00:15:41,982 but Michael works if we need to be more professional here. 396 00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:43,901 [Music plays] 397 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,737 - Dude, you can leave that professional personality at the door. 398 00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:48,113 There's no place for it here. 399 00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:53,827 - Yeah. I can be unprofessional at my profession, that's cool. 400 00:15:54,161 --> 00:15:54,954 - There you go. 401 00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:58,749 Alright you guys, it is now officially 10 A.M, o'clock 402 00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,668 on this fine Memorial Day weekend, 403 00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:05,798 which means that we are officially 404 00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:07,674 Open! 405 00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:15,716 [Music continues] 406 00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:19,478 You know, I thought it'd be more busy today. 407 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:21,814 Oh well, let's try again tomorrow. 408 00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:23,148 Cornhole? 409 00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:23,983 - Yup! 410 00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:24,708 [Music] 411 00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:34,118 - So... 412 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:35,452 Mike? 413 00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:38,414 What's your biggest regret? 414 00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:40,332 - What? 415 00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,084 - Hey, it's too early in the morning 416 00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:43,544 for these deep questions, alright? 417 00:16:43,877 --> 00:16:45,963 - I'm just asking a question to get to know the guy! 418 00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:48,132 - I guess... 419 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,509 not getting perfect attendance in grade school? 420 00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:51,760 [Chuckles] 421 00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:54,513 - Seriously? 422 00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:56,390 - Yeah, I only missed one day 423 00:16:56,432 --> 00:17:00,227 because my family had to go to some great aunt or something's funeral. 424 00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:02,146 I don't even know who it was. 425 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,481 - You gotta get some bigger regrets, my man. 426 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:06,733 - Why would I want bigger regrets? 427 00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:08,193 I'm pretty angry about that one. 428 00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:10,988 - Man, when I was your age, 429 00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:13,824 we had this huge beehive in my backyard. 430 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,326 My parent's always told me, 431 00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:17,411 you ignore the bees, 432 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:18,912 and they'll ignore you. 433 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:20,873 Well, I didn't listen. 434 00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:22,416 I took a bat to that thing 435 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:23,876 like it was a freaking piñata. 436 00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:26,086 Cut to 45 seconds later, 437 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,796 I'm running down the street 438 00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:29,381 getting stung on every inch of my body. 439 00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:32,468 It's the last time I ever mess with bees. 440 00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:34,928 You know what I'm saying? 441 00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:37,472 - Yeah, but if you would have just 442 00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:39,016 listened to your parents in the first place, 443 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,435 you wouldn't have had to go to the hospital at all. 444 00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:44,521 - Also, a valid takeaway from that story. 445 00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:46,231 - Didn't you kill that kid 446 00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:47,316 that one time or something? 447 00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:49,109 - I did not kill that kid, shut up. 448 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:52,196 - Hey, Mike, I got a regret for you. 449 00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:53,238 - What's that? 450 00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:54,782 - Making Norb your partner. 451 00:17:58,452 --> 00:17:59,745 [Shoot] - Who-ho! 452 00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:01,789 - Oh, just get used to seeing this Norb. 453 00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:03,832 You're gonna see it all summer. 454 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:04,708 - Yeah, yeah. 455 00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:07,377 [Splash] 456 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,380 - We're supposed to have someone up in the chair 457 00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,132 if someone's swimming, correct? 458 00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:13,467 - It's just one kid. 459 00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:15,344 Just listen for the splash as it stops. 460 00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:17,513 - No, no, no. 461 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,139 Mike is right again. 462 00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:21,308 We should have somebody up there. 463 00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:23,727 Uh, any takers? 464 00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:24,937 - First chair of the year? 465 00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:26,772 That's the newbie's job. 466 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:28,774 - Hey, he's not wrong. 467 00:18:29,149 --> 00:18:30,109 What about you, McHenry? 468 00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:31,527 - Oh, I'm not working today. 469 00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:33,570 - Oh, yeah. 470 00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:35,072 Uh, okay. 471 00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:36,490 You're up, Mike. 472 00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:42,246 [Music continues] 473 00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:43,539 - What kind of lifeguards are these? 474 00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:47,626 Are they even CPR certified? 475 00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:51,471 Pull yourself together, Mike. 476 00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:53,215 This is your new safe space. 477 00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:55,384 All that matters up here are the rules. 478 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,177 That is our bread and butter. 479 00:18:57,594 --> 00:18:58,846 Just watch this little kid. 480 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:00,472 She's with her mom. 481 00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:01,431 No problem. 482 00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:04,351 [Splash] Woah! he just jumped in there. 483 00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:06,103 That looked dangerous. 484 00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:08,105 You're fine. 485 00:19:08,605 --> 00:19:09,398 Deep breaths. 486 00:19:10,774 --> 00:19:11,567 In and out. 487 00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:13,986 She's drinking in the pool, 488 00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:15,320 but that's fine, right? 489 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,656 I mean, I think it's fine. 490 00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:19,074 Oh, my God. 491 00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:20,242 I don't even know the rules. 492 00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:21,160 I'm gonna get fired. 493 00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:22,077 I'm gonna die. 494 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:23,328 - Hey, Mike. [Screams] 495 00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:25,664 - S-sorry, you startled me. 496 00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:26,748 - W-what's up? 497 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,750 - It's, uh, time to switch. 498 00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:30,419 - It's been 30 minutes already? 499 00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:31,336 - Uh, yeah. 500 00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:32,171 - Jeez! That flew by. 501 00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:34,381 - Yeah, I daydream all the time. 502 00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:37,050 It's nice in these slow mornings. 503 00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:38,719 I've fallen asleep a few times. 504 00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:40,929 Try not to do that. 505 00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:43,682 [Child screams] 506 00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:50,522 [Water splash] 507 00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:56,486 - Hey. 508 00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:57,321 - Hey. 509 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,283 - How was the first day? 510 00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:02,534 - Good, good. 511 00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:03,368 No one drowned, 512 00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:05,162 so I guess you could say it was a success. 513 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,246 - I would agree. 514 00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:08,582 - Hey, is Tim here today? 515 00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:11,126 - Oh, he's too busy running the rest of the club 516 00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:12,836 to ever come boss us around. [Chuckles] 517 00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:14,046 Why? 518 00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:14,963 - I need to give him a printed version 519 00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:16,173 of my certification. 520 00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,550 - Oh, my God, don't worry about that. 521 00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:20,635 Listen, if anyone needs to come in here 522 00:20:20,677 --> 00:20:22,512 and verify that we're actual lifeguards, 523 00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:24,806 that means we're in seriously deep shit already. 524 00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:28,326 [Music] 525 00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:37,360 - Good luck on the rest of today. 526 00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:38,445 See you all tomorrow. 527 00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:39,905 - See you later, alligator. 528 00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:43,200 - Hey, don't forget about our lifeguard meeting on Tuesday. 529 00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:44,618 - Won't miss it for the world. 530 00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:46,578 - Uh, it's not that important. 531 00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:48,038 What you absolutely can't miss 532 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,706 is my epic party tonight. 533 00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:51,833 - Cool, yeah. 534 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,001 Sounds like fun. 535 00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:56,755 [Music] 536 00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:58,340 - Hey, Spartacus. 537 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,383 Persians await. 538 00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:01,025 [Music] 539 00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:07,766 [Cling] 540 00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:09,059 [Birds chirping] 541 00:21:09,726 --> 00:21:10,644 - What are you doing? 542 00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,687 - I have to film this TikTok dance. 543 00:21:12,729 --> 00:21:15,315 If I don't get it posted soon, I'm screwed. 544 00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:18,443 - I hate that. 545 00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:19,653 - Tell me about it. 546 00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:20,378 [Music] 547 00:21:28,912 --> 00:21:30,914 - Hey, Mike, right? 548 00:21:31,331 --> 00:21:32,124 - Yeah. 549 00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:34,626 - Emma. 550 00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:35,877 - Right. 551 00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:36,753 Sorry. 552 00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:38,255 - Uh, couple of time. 553 00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:40,465 You just finished first day? 554 00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:42,592 - Yeah, it went... 555 00:21:43,176 --> 00:21:43,969 well... 556 00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:45,053 I think. 557 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:48,807 - Well, I'm hopefully of like a shift or something together soon 558 00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:50,642 like to get to know each other more. 559 00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:51,476 Maybe through the pool. 560 00:21:51,935 --> 00:21:52,728 - That'd be great! 561 00:21:52,936 --> 00:21:54,104 I look forward to it. 562 00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:54,746 [Music] 563 00:22:05,782 --> 00:22:09,661 [Birds chirping] 564 00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:10,470 [Music] 565 00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:17,544 - Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay! 566 00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:18,453 [Inaudible] [Ping pong ball sound] 567 00:22:18,545 --> 00:22:19,587 [Laughter] 568 00:22:19,629 --> 00:22:21,757 - Oh, what the [Inaudible] [Laughter] 569 00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:25,093 [Laughter] 570 00:22:25,594 --> 00:22:29,389 [Indistinct conversation] 571 00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:30,932 - Hey, Mads. 572 00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:32,851 [Laughs] 573 00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:35,395 [Indistinct conversation] 574 00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:36,271 - Come on. come on, come on. 575 00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:37,230 Ah! 576 00:22:37,272 --> 00:22:38,899 - You shot! You shot! 577 00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:40,817 Uh, here we go. 578 00:22:41,943 --> 00:22:42,736 - Okay [Laughs] 579 00:22:42,986 --> 00:22:43,779 [Engine starts] 580 00:22:44,279 --> 00:22:45,072 [Laughter] 581 00:22:50,452 --> 00:22:52,162 [Birds chirping] 582 00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:52,929 [Music] 583 00:23:02,798 --> 00:23:05,008 - Guys, you're not supposed to be on the lane lines. 584 00:23:06,259 --> 00:23:07,052 Rules are rules, 585 00:23:07,135 --> 00:23:08,512 keep doing it, I'm telling your mom. 586 00:23:09,012 --> 00:23:10,722 - Threatening with parental involvement. 587 00:23:11,306 --> 00:23:12,224 Good move. 588 00:23:12,974 --> 00:23:14,517 You're learning pretty fast. 589 00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:15,977 - I'm just glad he didn't call my bluff. 590 00:23:16,561 --> 00:23:17,354 I don't know his mom. 591 00:23:18,146 --> 00:23:18,939 - So, uh, 592 00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:20,399 what are you doing Saturday? 593 00:23:20,482 --> 00:23:22,442 - There's a new nature documentary coming out. 594 00:23:22,484 --> 00:23:23,860 I'd probably watch that. 595 00:23:24,152 --> 00:23:24,945 What's up? 596 00:23:25,195 --> 00:23:26,863 - Well, I'm having another, like, party, 597 00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:28,865 get together thing on Saturday, and, 598 00:23:29,699 --> 00:23:31,034 you know, totally no pressure. 599 00:23:31,368 --> 00:23:33,120 You can invite whoever you want, but 600 00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:35,121 we really missed you last time. 601 00:23:35,163 --> 00:23:36,081 You should come, man. 602 00:23:36,164 --> 00:23:36,956 - Yeah, sorry. 603 00:23:36,998 --> 00:23:40,502 I got held up with, uh, family thing. 604 00:23:40,877 --> 00:23:41,670 - Yeah, totally. 605 00:23:41,753 --> 00:23:42,879 And, like, I wouldn't want to rip you away 606 00:23:42,963 --> 00:23:44,714 from any of your sick plans. 607 00:23:45,006 --> 00:23:47,592 Oh, uh, you're good, by the way. 608 00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:49,803 But it will be a good time. 609 00:23:49,970 --> 00:23:50,929 We'll get some beers in us 610 00:23:50,971 --> 00:23:52,556 and some dancing out of us. 611 00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:56,226 - I can't drink. 612 00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:57,060 I'm not 21. 613 00:23:57,394 --> 00:23:58,186 - Shh! 614 00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:01,815 - Half the lifeguards I worked with weren’t 21. 615 00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:03,817 It never stopped them. 616 00:24:04,067 --> 00:24:05,819 But if you do want to stop by, 617 00:24:06,194 --> 00:24:08,113 partaking a few libations, 618 00:24:08,655 --> 00:24:09,739 would be plenty to go around. 619 00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:12,534 And if not, it's just more for me. 620 00:24:12,659 --> 00:24:13,452 [Chuckles] 621 00:24:13,910 --> 00:24:15,829 Either way, you should totally come. 622 00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:17,372 We want to there. 623 00:24:18,415 --> 00:24:19,207 - Cool. 624 00:24:21,042 --> 00:24:22,878 Awesome. Thank you. 625 00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:26,423 [Water splashes] 626 00:24:29,551 --> 00:24:30,385 [Whistle blows] 627 00:24:30,844 --> 00:24:31,594 [Laughter] 628 00:24:31,636 --> 00:24:35,723 [Water splash] [Whispering] 629 00:24:35,765 --> 00:24:40,770 [Birds chirping] 630 00:24:40,854 --> 00:24:42,939 - Okay. Now, after thirty compressions, 631 00:24:42,981 --> 00:24:44,107 give him two breaths. 632 00:24:44,232 --> 00:24:45,025 - I thought it was sixty. 633 00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:46,109 - It's thirty. 634 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:47,569 - I thought it was thirty and one breath. 635 00:24:47,777 --> 00:24:48,945 - It's still two breaths. 636 00:24:49,237 --> 00:24:50,405 - Didn't they change it, though? 637 00:24:50,947 --> 00:24:51,740 - They did, it's sixty. 638 00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:53,033 - It's still thirty. 639 00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:53,950 - Why would they change it? 640 00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:54,784 Are hearts different now? 641 00:24:54,993 --> 00:24:56,077 - It's thirty and two breaths. 642 00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:57,329 I’m sure of it. 643 00:24:57,537 --> 00:24:58,497 - I would trust the nerd. 644 00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:00,123 - Enough of this. 645 00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:01,750 It's thirty and two breaths. 646 00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:04,044 McSorley[?], continue. 647 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:08,215 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. 648 00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:13,136 - Well... - Okay. - Let's see. 649 00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:14,221 Did anything change? 650 00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:17,057 - Well, it’s a dummy so, 651 00:25:17,432 --> 00:25:18,517 there’s still no heartbeat. 652 00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:20,018 - God damn it! 653 00:25:20,060 --> 00:25:21,352 We lost him! 654 00:25:21,394 --> 00:25:22,187 - Ugh! 655 00:25:22,270 --> 00:25:24,814 - Why must you take him so young? Why? 656 00:25:25,232 --> 00:25:26,316 - There's no need for name calling 657 00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:28,067 after what he's been through, McHenry. 658 00:25:28,109 --> 00:25:30,028 - Well, he went swimming without any arms or legs 659 00:25:30,070 --> 00:25:32,155 so I would say he is a dummy. 660 00:25:32,197 --> 00:25:33,657 - Yeah. Who let him in the pool? 661 00:25:33,949 --> 00:25:35,116 - There should be a strike! 662 00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:36,951 [Laughs] 663 00:25:36,993 --> 00:25:38,078 - Very humorous. 664 00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:40,622 I'm actually cackling over here. 665 00:25:40,914 --> 00:25:42,373 And you guys gotta take this seriously. 666 00:25:42,415 --> 00:25:44,042 You never know when you gonna need it. 667 00:25:44,251 --> 00:25:45,043 Alright? 668 00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:46,961 - Look, in all the years I've been here, 669 00:25:47,003 --> 00:25:49,464 the only incident we had was little Billy Fisher 670 00:25:49,506 --> 00:25:52,342 who got so sunburned, he had to stay home for two months. 671 00:25:52,717 --> 00:25:54,052 - Yeah, Bill was in my class that year. 672 00:25:54,094 --> 00:25:55,470 Missed the whole baseball season. 673 00:25:55,762 --> 00:25:56,555 - Jesus. 674 00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:58,139 I have been here long. 675 00:25:58,181 --> 00:26:00,517 - Okay, let's switch it up. 676 00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:02,686 Winston, why don't you get down here? 677 00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:04,187 [Smacks] 678 00:26:09,651 --> 00:26:10,485 Scenario. 679 00:26:10,527 --> 00:26:12,529 You're walking around the pool 680 00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:16,324 and you see a man lying face up by a table. 681 00:26:16,366 --> 00:26:17,116 - Uh-huh 682 00:26:17,158 --> 00:26:19,244 - There's a half eaten hotdog next to him. 683 00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:21,913 What do you think happened? 684 00:26:23,498 --> 00:26:24,291 - Diabetes? 685 00:26:24,791 --> 00:26:26,042 Uh, I don't know. 686 00:26:26,668 --> 00:26:27,460 A heart attack? 687 00:26:27,794 --> 00:26:29,296 - He still has a heartbeat, 688 00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:30,714 but he's not breathing. 689 00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:33,341 He was probably... 690 00:26:35,844 --> 00:26:36,803 Choking? 691 00:26:37,137 --> 00:26:37,929 Right? 692 00:26:39,139 --> 00:26:40,056 Okay, so what do you wanna do? 693 00:26:40,348 --> 00:26:41,599 You wanna tilt his head back 694 00:26:41,641 --> 00:26:45,019 and with two finger, stick it down, mouth 695 00:26:45,061 --> 00:26:47,480 and dislodge the hot dog down there. 696 00:26:47,939 --> 00:26:49,107 - Oh, I'm not doing that. 697 00:26:49,482 --> 00:26:51,151 - But you have to. It's your job. 698 00:26:51,526 --> 00:26:52,527 - That is food related. 699 00:26:52,569 --> 00:26:53,695 Make one of the food people do it. 700 00:26:53,903 --> 00:26:56,072 - You're a life guard. 701 00:26:56,239 --> 00:26:58,241 It's clearly your jurisdiction. 702 00:26:59,117 --> 00:27:00,660 - I'm not sticking my fingers down 703 00:27:00,702 --> 00:27:03,580 some old man’s throat to summon some half eaten hot dog. 704 00:27:03,830 --> 00:27:06,207 Instead, I will use his lifeless corpse 705 00:27:06,249 --> 00:27:09,669 as a lesson on chewing and patience. 706 00:27:10,045 --> 00:27:11,129 - Okay, fine. 707 00:27:11,171 --> 00:27:12,297 If you want to stop someone 708 00:27:12,339 --> 00:27:14,507 from being in this situation in the first place, 709 00:27:14,549 --> 00:27:17,135 you need to know the Heimlich maneuver. 710 00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:19,763 Everyone, partner up! 711 00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:22,182 - Partners? 712 00:27:22,891 --> 00:27:24,100 - Uh, yeah. 713 00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:27,979 [Birds chirping] 714 00:27:28,021 --> 00:27:28,813 - Okay, wait. 715 00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:29,856 Do you want? 716 00:27:30,065 --> 00:27:30,815 - Oh. 717 00:27:30,857 --> 00:27:31,650 - Ok. Now, 718 00:27:32,942 --> 00:27:35,236 one of you get behind the other person. 719 00:27:35,278 --> 00:27:43,278 [Birds chirping] 720 00:27:43,370 --> 00:27:44,454 Now, what you want to do 721 00:27:44,579 --> 00:27:46,080 is the person in the back 722 00:27:46,122 --> 00:27:48,750 wrap your arms around the person in the front, 723 00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:50,710 right under their sternum. 724 00:27:50,835 --> 00:27:52,253 - Okay. - Yeah. Way ahead of you. 725 00:27:52,462 --> 00:27:53,546 - Oh, yeah. Right here. Okay. 726 00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:56,216 - All right. - Yeah, cool. Yep. - Yeah. 727 00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:58,009 - It's okay, Mike. 728 00:27:58,718 --> 00:27:59,969 Just think of it like a prom picture. 729 00:28:00,595 --> 00:28:03,723 - I kind of did, uh, go as a group thing. 730 00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:07,143 - I'm not doing this. 731 00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:08,311 - Come on. 732 00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:10,438 - No, look. I'm better than this. 733 00:28:10,772 --> 00:28:11,564 And you're better than this. 734 00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:12,607 We don't need to do this. 735 00:28:12,774 --> 00:28:14,400 - There is nothing wrong with doing 736 00:28:14,442 --> 00:28:15,694 a classic every once in a while. 737 00:28:16,194 --> 00:28:17,028 - No! 738 00:28:17,153 --> 00:28:18,738 - Just let me be Leo. 739 00:28:19,197 --> 00:28:20,490 - I may never get this chance again. 740 00:28:21,032 --> 00:28:22,033 Now put your arms out. 741 00:28:22,117 --> 00:28:22,909 - Now, from here 742 00:28:23,284 --> 00:28:24,285 You take one fist 743 00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:26,454 and you put it into the other hand. 744 00:28:26,871 --> 00:28:27,831 - But I know for a fact you do this 745 00:28:27,997 --> 00:28:28,998 with David last year. 746 00:28:29,290 --> 00:28:32,085 - And you lift up and in. [Mumbles] 747 00:28:32,168 --> 00:28:34,045 Actually, let's not do that. 748 00:28:34,087 --> 00:28:34,837 [Chuckles] 749 00:28:34,879 --> 00:28:38,132 - I-I-I just think this is a little too weird for me. 750 00:28:38,174 --> 00:28:41,261 - Come on. I thought we were close friends. 751 00:28:41,511 --> 00:28:43,763 - We just shouldn't be doing this as coworkers. 752 00:28:44,055 --> 00:28:44,847 - Mhm. 753 00:28:44,889 --> 00:28:45,682 Good point. 754 00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:48,142 Sir, permission to not do this training at all 755 00:28:48,184 --> 00:28:49,435 and just do it on our time 756 00:28:49,477 --> 00:28:50,478 and trust that. 757 00:28:50,770 --> 00:28:51,563 - Yeah. 758 00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:52,522 This is a dumb idea. 759 00:28:52,856 --> 00:28:53,648 Scrap it. 760 00:28:53,773 --> 00:28:54,524 Let's get ready to open. 761 00:28:54,566 --> 00:29:02,566 [Chill summer music playing] 762 00:29:03,867 --> 00:29:11,867 [Chill summer music playing] 763 00:29:12,292 --> 00:29:20,292 [Chill summer music playing] 764 00:29:21,342 --> 00:29:29,342 [Chill summer music playing] 765 00:29:31,019 --> 00:29:32,770 - Oh. Hi, Norb. 766 00:29:32,812 --> 00:29:33,813 - Mrs. Parker. 767 00:29:34,272 --> 00:29:36,232 How are you doing this bright and breezy day? 768 00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:37,400 - I'm great. 769 00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:38,860 I just wanted to check in 770 00:29:38,902 --> 00:29:40,528 and make sure you and your parents 771 00:29:40,570 --> 00:29:42,781 are going to be attending Lizzie's graduation party. 772 00:29:43,281 --> 00:29:44,616 - She graduating already? 773 00:29:45,033 --> 00:29:46,785 Man, time really does fly. 774 00:29:46,868 --> 00:29:47,660 - I know. 775 00:29:47,827 --> 00:29:50,288 Can you believe I have a college student? 776 00:29:50,330 --> 00:29:51,080 [Chuckles] 777 00:29:51,122 --> 00:29:52,290 No, I really can't. 778 00:29:52,415 --> 00:29:54,042 You look like a college student yourself. 779 00:29:54,167 --> 00:29:56,335 - Oh, Norb. Stop it! 780 00:29:56,377 --> 00:29:57,128 [Chuckles] 781 00:29:57,170 --> 00:30:01,591 [Chill summer music playing] 782 00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:03,218 - I like Mrs. Parker’s hat. 783 00:30:04,636 --> 00:30:05,845 - She was wearing a hat? 784 00:30:08,223 --> 00:30:09,224 - All righty, folks. 785 00:30:09,849 --> 00:30:11,392 Bread is fresh out of the oven. 786 00:30:12,352 --> 00:30:13,144 It's payday. 787 00:30:13,561 --> 00:30:14,521 Let’s See. We got... 788 00:30:15,146 --> 00:30:15,980 Mikey. 789 00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:18,441 We got Tory Glory. 790 00:30:19,359 --> 00:30:20,235 And Kyle Style 791 00:30:21,402 --> 00:30:22,278 - Oh, man. 792 00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:23,696 I really thought this would be bigger. 793 00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:25,490 - I worked here every day last week. 794 00:30:25,698 --> 00:30:27,742 My rent takes half of this right away. 795 00:30:28,076 --> 00:30:28,868 This is B. S. 796 00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:30,328 - What? Do you think you deserve more 797 00:30:30,370 --> 00:30:32,247 for sitting in a chair all day? 798 00:30:32,580 --> 00:30:35,542 - As a matter of fact, I do. 799 00:30:36,459 --> 00:30:37,377 I think we all should. 800 00:30:38,086 --> 00:30:40,839 I reckon you should be paid more, Kyle. 801 00:30:41,047 --> 00:30:42,799 The system is designed to keep the poor, poor 802 00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:43,633 and the rich, rich. 803 00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:44,676 - Is that what you say 804 00:30:44,801 --> 00:30:47,303 when you're off getting your fancy coffees 805 00:30:47,345 --> 00:30:49,347 and your nice bottles of wine? 806 00:30:49,389 --> 00:30:50,181 - You know, shut your face. 807 00:30:50,390 --> 00:30:51,182 We need to... 808 00:30:51,808 --> 00:30:52,600 I don't know... 809 00:30:53,351 --> 00:30:55,812 Start a union. Go on strike! 810 00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:57,355 - Yeah, we, we can’t do that. 811 00:30:57,856 --> 00:30:58,648 - And why not? 812 00:30:58,731 --> 00:31:00,024 - Because of this. 813 00:31:00,900 --> 00:31:02,401 Uh, we tried to go on strike 814 00:31:02,443 --> 00:31:04,779 my first year here, and they just laid us off. 815 00:31:05,196 --> 00:31:06,405 Basically, we came back 816 00:31:06,447 --> 00:31:08,283 three weeks later with no changes. 817 00:31:08,825 --> 00:31:10,034 - Replaced by a sign. 818 00:31:10,368 --> 00:31:11,995 That hurts the ego. 819 00:31:13,329 --> 00:31:14,122 Shut up. 820 00:31:24,924 --> 00:31:26,885 [Tapping] 821 00:31:30,930 --> 00:31:34,726 [Taps pen] 822 00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:38,396 [Music] 823 00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:40,106 [Footsteps approaching] 824 00:31:42,984 --> 00:31:43,985 - Oh, Mike. 825 00:31:44,027 --> 00:31:45,194 Perfect timing. 826 00:31:45,570 --> 00:31:46,654 Jaws is on TV. 827 00:31:46,696 --> 00:31:48,030 Do you wanna come watch with me? 828 00:31:48,072 --> 00:31:50,533 That little Kitner boy just got eaten. 829 00:31:50,658 --> 00:31:51,910 - Oh, fun. 830 00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:53,452 - Quint is about to show up 831 00:31:53,494 --> 00:31:54,913 and try to get the head, 832 00:31:54,996 --> 00:31:57,749 the tail, the whole damn thing. 833 00:31:58,791 --> 00:32:01,919 - I was actually thinking about going out tonight. 834 00:32:01,961 --> 00:32:03,129 If that's alright? 835 00:32:03,254 --> 00:32:04,839 - Oh, really? 836 00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:05,840 - With who? 837 00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:08,676 You don't have friends Mike. 838 00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:09,761 - Jeffrey! 839 00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:11,763 Of course you can, honey. 840 00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:13,472 Just don't be back too late. 841 00:32:13,514 --> 00:32:14,307 - Thank you. 842 00:32:14,557 --> 00:32:15,350 I won't 843 00:32:17,477 --> 00:32:20,480 But if I ended up staying the night? 844 00:32:20,563 --> 00:32:21,356 - Staying the night? 845 00:32:21,564 --> 00:32:22,732 - Staying the night! 846 00:32:23,483 --> 00:32:24,275 - Yeah. 847 00:32:24,859 --> 00:32:26,069 - See you in the morning. 848 00:32:26,277 --> 00:32:27,070 - Thank you. 849 00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:28,571 Good luck catching that fish. 850 00:32:29,864 --> 00:32:31,366 [Television background music] 851 00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:32,575 - Do you wanna go out too? 852 00:32:32,617 --> 00:32:33,409 - Love you. Bye. 853 00:32:35,370 --> 00:32:36,454 - Perfect. 854 00:32:38,581 --> 00:32:45,129 [Rock music plays] 855 00:32:45,213 --> 00:32:47,048 - What are you? A medium rare guy? 856 00:32:47,548 --> 00:32:48,341 Medium rare. 857 00:32:49,550 --> 00:32:50,343 Cheese? 858 00:32:52,011 --> 00:32:53,512 Who am I kidding? We’re all getting cheese. 859 00:32:53,554 --> 00:32:56,641 [Rock music plays] 860 00:32:56,724 --> 00:32:57,517 - Hey, man. 861 00:32:57,725 --> 00:32:59,060 - Hey, Jimmy. 862 00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:01,270 I'm so glad you could make it, man. 863 00:33:01,729 --> 00:33:02,563 - How have you been? 864 00:33:02,897 --> 00:33:05,733 - It's like once you've tasted true Italian wine, 865 00:33:05,775 --> 00:33:08,694 you can't go back to this stuff. I would almost recommend 866 00:33:08,736 --> 00:33:12,615 never trying good wine unless you can have it every time. 867 00:33:13,616 --> 00:33:14,867 - If you’re not gonna drink it... 868 00:33:14,909 --> 00:33:16,244 - Oh, I'm still going to drink it. 869 00:33:16,369 --> 00:33:17,495 I'm just saying. [Chuckles] 870 00:33:19,497 --> 00:33:20,247 [Door opens] 871 00:33:20,289 --> 00:33:21,040 - Charlie! [Door closes] 872 00:33:21,082 --> 00:33:22,417 - Hey, man. 873 00:33:22,667 --> 00:33:23,793 Hey. Good to see you again. 874 00:33:23,835 --> 00:33:25,044 - Look at the mane! Oh, my God. 875 00:33:25,086 --> 00:33:25,836 - I know. I'm growing it out. 876 00:33:25,878 --> 00:33:26,629 - We're just, we're brothers 877 00:33:26,671 --> 00:33:27,421 [Laughs] 878 00:33:27,463 --> 00:33:28,214 And you. Hello.-Hi. 879 00:33:28,256 --> 00:33:30,174 - Your name is... 880 00:33:30,216 --> 00:33:31,009 - Rebecca. 881 00:33:31,134 --> 00:33:31,926 - Rebecca. [Inaudible] 882 00:33:32,301 --> 00:33:33,261 - Hi, how are you? - How you doing? 883 00:33:33,636 --> 00:33:34,762 I’m doing great. 884 00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:36,180 - Yeah me too. 885 00:33:36,389 --> 00:33:37,348 - It's c-, fantastic. 886 00:33:37,598 --> 00:33:38,391 - What's the record again? 887 00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:39,183 - Miguel Rodriguez. 888 00:33:39,225 --> 00:33:42,019 Set in the summer of 06’, 1.41 seconds. 889 00:33:42,061 --> 00:33:42,979 - I'm breaking it right now. Ready? 890 00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:44,021 - Okay. Ready. Set. Go! 891 00:33:44,063 --> 00:33:44,863 [Music plays] 892 00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:51,779 [Gasps] 893 00:33:51,821 --> 00:33:56,242 [Music plays] 894 00:33:56,284 --> 00:33:57,034 - Time. 895 00:33:57,076 --> 00:33:57,869 [Belching] 896 00:33:58,327 --> 00:33:59,537 - I mean, if I was generou-, tha-, 897 00:33:59,579 --> 00:34:01,372 it's 10.24. 898 00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:02,540 [Laughs] 899 00:34:02,915 --> 00:34:04,375 - Get me another one. 900 00:34:04,417 --> 00:34:05,334 - I'm not gonna get you an-, 901 00:34:05,418 --> 00:34:06,210 this is number 5. 902 00:34:06,294 --> 00:34:07,920 You need a burger. 903 00:34:08,129 --> 00:34:09,463 - I bought it, actually. 904 00:34:09,505 --> 00:34:10,256 [Chuckles] 905 00:34:10,298 --> 00:34:11,549 - Dude, you bought a house? 906 00:34:12,258 --> 00:34:13,051 That's insane. 907 00:34:13,384 --> 00:34:14,677 - I don't wanna count on my chickens, 908 00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:16,470 but it looks like my girlfriend 909 00:34:16,512 --> 00:34:19,474 and my job are pretty safe bets for lifelong things. 910 00:34:20,391 --> 00:34:22,393 The market was right on all fronts, so. 911 00:34:23,603 --> 00:34:25,146 Are you still planning on staying here? 912 00:34:25,688 --> 00:34:26,522 - Yeah. I mean, 913 00:34:27,315 --> 00:34:30,068 my bills, most of my food's paid for, so... 914 00:34:30,318 --> 00:34:31,110 Why would I leave? 915 00:34:31,402 --> 00:34:33,821 - Can't argue with that, I guess. 916 00:34:34,238 --> 00:34:37,825 But you might be able to afford your own rent and food 917 00:34:37,867 --> 00:34:39,827 if you'd got a better job. 918 00:34:39,869 --> 00:34:40,619 [Chuckles] 919 00:34:40,661 --> 00:34:42,997 - Yeah, but, while my job lacks in pay, 920 00:34:43,539 --> 00:34:45,833 definitely makes up for nights like tonight. 921 00:34:47,293 --> 00:34:48,086 - Right. 922 00:34:50,379 --> 00:34:51,214 - New guy! 923 00:34:51,714 --> 00:34:52,507 What's up? 924 00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:53,883 - Hey, Kyle. 925 00:34:54,425 --> 00:34:55,218 Have you seen Norb? 926 00:34:55,301 --> 00:34:56,427 I wanted to say hi and 927 00:34:56,469 --> 00:34:57,887 thank him for inviting me. 928 00:34:58,012 --> 00:34:59,180 - Frick’ that! 929 00:34:59,430 --> 00:35:01,182 Let's chug these beers! 930 00:35:01,224 --> 00:35:02,016 - Oh. 931 00:35:02,058 --> 00:35:07,021 - We're drinking until our piss is clear tonight, Mikey Boy. 932 00:35:07,563 --> 00:35:10,191 - Sounds dangerous, but okay. 933 00:35:11,859 --> 00:35:13,819 - U. S. A. 934 00:35:13,861 --> 00:35:18,991 [Music plays] 935 00:35:19,408 --> 00:35:20,201 [Can drops] 936 00:35:20,284 --> 00:35:22,203 WHOOOOO! 937 00:35:22,620 --> 00:35:24,789 [Drunken coughing] 938 00:35:25,039 --> 00:35:26,207 - Oh, you already got one. 939 00:35:26,707 --> 00:35:27,500 Nice. 940 00:35:28,709 --> 00:35:29,710 - Thank you, buddy. 941 00:35:30,086 --> 00:35:30,878 - Yeah. 942 00:35:32,755 --> 00:35:34,257 No problem, Kyle. [Chuckles] 943 00:35:34,715 --> 00:35:35,466 - Thanks for having me. 944 00:35:35,508 --> 00:35:36,258 - Yeah. 945 00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:37,301 - Cool place you have. 946 00:35:37,343 --> 00:35:39,637 - Yeah, it's my parents house. 947 00:35:39,679 --> 00:35:41,389 Once they croack it's all mine, though. 948 00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:44,517 No, I'm just kidding. 949 00:35:44,559 --> 00:35:46,018 I hope we all live forever. 950 00:35:46,310 --> 00:35:47,103 Let's party. 951 00:35:48,271 --> 00:35:49,396 [Background noise] 952 00:35:49,438 --> 00:35:53,359 [Indistinct conversation] 953 00:35:53,609 --> 00:35:55,903 - I agree that he has an interesting verbal style. 954 00:35:55,945 --> 00:35:57,947 I just think it's lacking in substance. 955 00:35:58,865 --> 00:36:00,074 - Oh my god! Are you Brenda? 956 00:36:00,199 --> 00:36:01,909 I'm, like, the craziest of all Crazy Brenda’s! 957 00:36:01,951 --> 00:36:05,037 - My gosh! Hello girl! 958 00:36:05,454 --> 00:36:06,622 Thank you for your love and support, 959 00:36:06,664 --> 00:36:09,542 my love is your love. [Screaming] 960 00:36:14,213 --> 00:36:15,172 Like I was saying 961 00:36:15,214 --> 00:36:17,216 I don't think that Cummins[?] is saying 962 00:36:17,258 --> 00:36:18,885 what he thinks he's saying. 963 00:36:19,302 --> 00:36:21,179 [Water pouring] 964 00:36:22,722 --> 00:36:23,514 [Door opens] 965 00:36:23,681 --> 00:36:24,473 [Door closes] 966 00:36:25,224 --> 00:36:26,017 - Hey, Mike. 967 00:36:26,392 --> 00:36:27,893 Do you know where the graham crackers are? 968 00:36:27,935 --> 00:36:29,020 We're making s'mores. 969 00:36:29,312 --> 00:36:31,397 - Oh, um, I don't, 970 00:36:31,439 --> 00:36:33,190 but I'd guess the pantry. 971 00:36:33,232 --> 00:36:34,775 - I was thinking the same thing. 972 00:36:37,695 --> 00:36:38,487 [Pantry door opens] 973 00:36:40,448 --> 00:36:41,574 - What are you doing? 974 00:36:41,782 --> 00:36:43,242 Recycling? 975 00:36:43,993 --> 00:36:44,785 - Um, 976 00:36:45,244 --> 00:36:46,787 yeah, kinda. 977 00:36:48,831 --> 00:36:51,167 I've just been filling the same can with water 978 00:36:51,792 --> 00:36:52,793 and drinking from it, 979 00:36:52,835 --> 00:36:54,170 so people think I'm drinking beer 980 00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:55,004 when I'm not. 981 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:56,672 [Laughs] 982 00:36:57,089 --> 00:36:58,257 - That's no way to have fun. 983 00:36:59,175 --> 00:37:00,009 - I know, 984 00:37:00,468 --> 00:37:01,719 but I'm not supposed to be drinking. 985 00:37:01,761 --> 00:37:02,845 It is against the rules. 986 00:37:03,304 --> 00:37:04,096 - Whose rules? 987 00:37:04,305 --> 00:37:05,431 - The government's. 988 00:37:05,473 --> 00:37:06,390 [Laughs] 989 00:37:06,474 --> 00:37:08,184 [Pantry door closes] I thought I'd be okay with it tonight, but 990 00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:10,269 it's just not me. 991 00:37:10,770 --> 00:37:12,521 [Footsteps] 992 00:37:13,731 --> 00:37:15,441 - What is it with you and these rules? 993 00:37:15,942 --> 00:37:17,484 - Just logically makes sense. 994 00:37:17,526 --> 00:37:20,487 If I break a rule I could get hurt or in trouble. 995 00:37:20,529 --> 00:37:21,822 So why do it? [Cabinet door opens] 996 00:37:21,864 --> 00:37:23,032 - My parents would love you. 997 00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:23,824 - Oh, yeah? 998 00:37:23,866 --> 00:37:24,658 [Cabinet door closes] 999 00:37:24,700 --> 00:37:25,826 - God, they piss me off. 1000 00:37:26,118 --> 00:37:27,036 My mom is always like, 1001 00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:28,454 should you really be wearing that? 1002 00:37:28,496 --> 00:37:30,122 Should you really be eating that? 1003 00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:32,333 I can’t trim a fingernail in that house 1004 00:37:32,375 --> 00:37:33,834 without them questioning it. 1005 00:37:34,085 --> 00:37:35,294 - They just want what’s best for you. 1006 00:37:35,461 --> 00:37:38,047 - Great! Now you sound like my dad. 1007 00:37:38,089 --> 00:37:39,632 We should, five [Inaudible] support my brothers 1008 00:37:39,674 --> 00:37:40,967 when we have the whole act. 1009 00:37:42,551 --> 00:37:43,302 - Listen, 1010 00:37:43,344 --> 00:37:44,637 rules keep people safe. 1011 00:37:45,221 --> 00:37:47,514 Following the rules will get me into a good college, 1012 00:37:47,556 --> 00:37:49,058 good job, good life. 1013 00:37:50,851 --> 00:37:52,019 - Is that all you want? 1014 00:37:52,311 --> 00:37:53,104 A good life. 1015 00:37:54,772 --> 00:37:55,815 - What's wrong with that? 1016 00:37:57,358 --> 00:37:59,318 - Maybe focusing so hard on having a good life 1017 00:37:59,568 --> 00:38:01,153 is keeping you from living a great one. 1018 00:38:01,904 --> 00:38:03,948 - And keeping me from having a terrible one. 1019 00:38:04,532 --> 00:38:05,658 It’s a safe bet. 1020 00:38:05,908 --> 00:38:06,701 - It's still a bet, though. 1021 00:38:07,702 --> 00:38:08,452 I mean, there's no chance 1022 00:38:08,494 --> 00:38:10,037 that the world will even exist tomorrow. 1023 00:38:10,079 --> 00:38:11,455 So live in the moment. 1024 00:38:13,666 --> 00:38:16,210 Also, you filling up that beer can with water 1025 00:38:16,252 --> 00:38:17,628 is basically lying. 1026 00:38:18,045 --> 00:38:20,548 And us lifeguards, we have a strict rule against lying. 1027 00:38:21,007 --> 00:38:22,049 So now what? 1028 00:38:22,550 --> 00:38:24,468 - Now I'm very conflicted. 1029 00:38:27,638 --> 00:38:28,472 [Crunching sound] 1030 00:38:35,771 --> 00:38:37,147 - And if you break the lying rule, 1031 00:38:37,189 --> 00:38:39,025 [Pouring] 1032 00:38:40,276 --> 00:38:41,652 you have to take a shot. 1033 00:38:42,028 --> 00:38:42,820 - You do? 1034 00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:46,115 - Yup. 1035 00:38:46,782 --> 00:38:47,575 - Is it good? 1036 00:38:48,284 --> 00:38:49,076 - Yeah, totally. 1037 00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:50,870 This one mostly taste like strawberries. 1038 00:38:54,957 --> 00:38:56,542 [Clears throat] 1039 00:38:56,584 --> 00:39:00,296 - Emma, where are the crackers I requested? 1040 00:39:00,504 --> 00:39:01,964 We have perfectly toasted marshmallows 1041 00:39:02,006 --> 00:39:03,632 with nothing to lay them upon! 1042 00:39:04,884 --> 00:39:07,011 - I'll be out in a second! 1043 00:39:07,386 --> 00:39:08,179 - Oh. 1044 00:39:10,056 --> 00:39:11,307 [Indistinct chatter] 1045 00:39:12,266 --> 00:39:13,809 Prom's up. 1046 00:39:19,565 --> 00:39:20,608 [Coughs] 1047 00:39:20,733 --> 00:39:22,401 - You broke the lying rule. 1048 00:39:22,526 --> 00:39:24,278 You broke the lying rule. 1049 00:39:25,571 --> 00:39:27,907 - Yo, Jimmy, you heading out? 1050 00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:30,576 - Yeah, man. I got shit to do tomorrow. 1051 00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:33,162 - BOOOO! LAME-O!! 1052 00:39:34,455 --> 00:39:35,247 - Listen Norb, 1053 00:39:35,498 --> 00:39:37,208 as a prosecuting attorney for the city, 1054 00:39:37,792 --> 00:39:39,501 I'm gonna look past the fact that you're buying 1055 00:39:39,543 --> 00:39:41,879 and serving alcohol to a bunch of minors. 1056 00:39:42,838 --> 00:39:45,632 But as your friend of 27 years, 1057 00:39:45,674 --> 00:39:48,135 I don't want to look past the fact that you're buying 1058 00:39:48,177 --> 00:39:50,721 and serving alcohol to a bunch of minors. 1059 00:39:50,805 --> 00:39:51,847 - I'm just having some drinks 1060 00:39:51,889 --> 00:39:53,223 with my coworkers after work. 1061 00:39:53,265 --> 00:39:54,808 It’s the same as you. 1062 00:39:54,850 --> 00:39:56,977 - Some of your coworkers don't even have their GED! 1063 00:39:57,353 --> 00:39:59,063 I-I mean look. 1064 00:39:59,688 --> 00:40:00,481 [Liquid splashing] 1065 00:40:00,523 --> 00:40:01,315 [Laughs] 1066 00:40:01,732 --> 00:40:02,524 [Can drops] 1067 00:40:02,566 --> 00:40:05,277 [Laughs] 1068 00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:08,614 - You all have some growing up to do. 1069 00:40:09,907 --> 00:40:10,741 See you, Norb. 1070 00:40:14,787 --> 00:40:22,787 [Music playing over bonfire] 1071 00:40:25,464 --> 00:40:27,508 - I've talked to the higher ups, 1072 00:40:28,300 --> 00:40:32,763 and you new guards have passed the trial period. 1073 00:40:32,805 --> 00:40:36,225 - Oh, I didn't even know we we're in a trial period. 1074 00:40:36,308 --> 00:40:38,185 - We would like to officially welcome you 1075 00:40:38,227 --> 00:40:39,978 to the lifeguard Brotherhood. 1076 00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:40,813 [Clears throat] 1077 00:40:40,938 --> 00:40:41,730 - Brotherhood? 1078 00:40:41,939 --> 00:40:44,316 - Or sisterhood or whatever. 1079 00:40:44,358 --> 00:40:45,818 The Order of the Lifeguard. 1080 00:40:45,860 --> 00:40:46,652 - Oh! 1081 00:40:47,194 --> 00:40:48,487 Thank you! I’ve really been enjoying my... 1082 00:40:48,529 --> 00:40:51,365 - Which means we need to brand you. 1083 00:40:51,407 --> 00:40:52,199 - Winston! 1084 00:40:52,324 --> 00:40:53,409 - We've all done it, Mike. 1085 00:40:54,201 --> 00:40:58,038 If you want to be a real Red Cross certified lifeguard, 1086 00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:03,002 then you need a real Red Cross, 1087 00:41:04,086 --> 00:41:05,546 on the ass! 1088 00:41:05,588 --> 00:41:06,380 - He's totally kidding. 1089 00:41:06,422 --> 00:41:08,215 We do not do that! 1090 00:41:08,382 --> 00:41:09,258 - Dang it, Emma! 1091 00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:10,926 He was really going for it. 1092 00:41:11,010 --> 00:41:12,470 - You are vile. 1093 00:41:12,595 --> 00:41:13,387 - Screw it. 1094 00:41:14,763 --> 00:41:15,556 - I'll do it. 1095 00:41:15,681 --> 00:41:16,515 - Oh, yeah. 1096 00:41:16,932 --> 00:41:17,725 - Absolutely 1097 00:41:18,100 --> 00:41:18,893 - McHenry. No. 1098 00:41:19,518 --> 00:41:20,311 - Let's go. 1099 00:41:21,061 --> 00:41:22,563 - I love this kid. 1100 00:41:22,605 --> 00:41:23,397 [Laughs] 1101 00:41:23,606 --> 00:41:24,648 - Alright, if anyone asks, 1102 00:41:24,690 --> 00:41:25,941 I was not around when this happened. 1103 00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:32,990 [Unzipping pants] 1104 00:41:34,700 --> 00:41:37,203 - This is illegal in so many ways. 1105 00:41:37,286 --> 00:41:39,163 - You're not gonna sue me or anything, right? 1106 00:41:39,205 --> 00:41:40,789 - Just freaking do it. 1107 00:41:45,753 --> 00:41:48,005 [Sizzling sound] 1108 00:41:49,715 --> 00:41:51,592 - Oh! Oh! Oh! 1109 00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:55,471 [Laughter] 1110 00:41:55,638 --> 00:41:57,139 Oh my gosh! 1111 00:42:01,519 --> 00:42:03,270 - You're not in the beer cooler. 1112 00:42:04,396 --> 00:42:05,522 - Get your ass back here! 1113 00:42:05,564 --> 00:42:07,233 I gotta do the other line. 1114 00:42:08,108 --> 00:42:09,193 - Screw you! 1115 00:42:11,111 --> 00:42:13,197 - I can't believe that just happened. 1116 00:42:13,322 --> 00:42:15,240 - This is absolutely insane. 1117 00:42:15,282 --> 00:42:16,325 Like, for part two. 1118 00:42:17,034 --> 00:42:18,994 - We're gonna need some of ass-burgers 1119 00:42:19,036 --> 00:42:20,537 for those ass-beers. 1120 00:42:20,579 --> 00:42:21,372 [Laughs] 1121 00:42:21,539 --> 00:42:23,749 - Hey, my cousin has Asperger's 1122 00:42:23,791 --> 00:42:24,583 - You know... 1123 00:42:24,625 --> 00:42:26,502 Didn't think about that one when I said it. 1124 00:42:26,835 --> 00:42:27,628 I apologize. 1125 00:42:28,045 --> 00:42:30,130 - Norb, did you queue this up? 1126 00:42:30,714 --> 00:42:31,715 - I don't know. I mean... 1127 00:42:32,091 --> 00:42:33,383 It's a pretty great song. 1128 00:42:33,425 --> 00:42:35,677 I wouldn't be surprised if any one of us put it on. 1129 00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:38,097 - It is so annoying. 1130 00:42:38,264 --> 00:42:40,265 - Look, once you start liking it, 1131 00:42:40,307 --> 00:42:41,350 you will never get tired of it. 1132 00:42:41,517 --> 00:42:43,811 - Stop trying to exposure therapy us to this song. 1133 00:42:43,978 --> 00:42:47,398 - As a believer in science and partying, I will not. 1134 00:42:48,023 --> 00:42:50,609 But I will get the next round of beers. 1135 00:42:50,985 --> 00:42:52,361 - Anybody want one? 1136 00:42:54,196 --> 00:42:55,197 Hey, Mike, what about you? 1137 00:42:59,034 --> 00:42:59,868 Sure. 1138 00:43:01,537 --> 00:43:02,287 [Slaps] 1139 00:43:02,329 --> 00:43:07,251 [Music plays] 1140 00:43:07,376 --> 00:43:11,880 - Hey, uh, I'm gonna need a couple beers out there. 1141 00:43:15,634 --> 00:43:16,427 Thank you. 1142 00:43:17,344 --> 00:43:20,431 I'm gonna go get some cups for these. 1143 00:43:22,933 --> 00:43:23,733 [Music plays] 1144 00:43:32,610 --> 00:43:35,070 [Laughter] 1145 00:43:35,112 --> 00:43:38,574 [Music] 1146 00:43:38,699 --> 00:43:40,659 [Inaudible] 1147 00:43:40,701 --> 00:43:41,301 [Music] 1148 00:43:45,998 --> 00:43:52,921 [Indistinct chatter] [Music] 1149 00:43:52,963 --> 00:43:58,218 [Indistinct chatter] [Music] 1150 00:43:58,260 --> 00:43:58,860 [Music] 1151 00:44:09,688 --> 00:44:11,523 - Is this one a seltzer? 1152 00:44:11,565 --> 00:44:12,165 [Music] 1153 00:44:17,988 --> 00:44:19,114 It's bubbly. 1154 00:44:22,368 --> 00:44:23,535 This tastes like root beer. 1155 00:44:24,411 --> 00:44:25,621 It has alcohol in it? 1156 00:44:26,789 --> 00:44:28,082 I don't believe you. 1157 00:44:32,419 --> 00:44:33,879 An IPA, you say? 1158 00:44:33,921 --> 00:44:34,521 [Music] 1159 00:44:38,926 --> 00:44:40,302 Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. 1160 00:44:40,344 --> 00:44:48,344 [Music] [Indistinct chatter] 1161 00:44:49,853 --> 00:44:53,815 [Music] [Indistinct chatter] 1162 00:44:53,857 --> 00:44:54,457 [Laughs] 1163 00:44:59,571 --> 00:45:04,951 [Music] [Indistinct chatter] 1164 00:45:04,993 --> 00:45:05,593 [Music] 1165 00:45:14,420 --> 00:45:15,020 [Music] 1166 00:45:23,053 --> 00:45:23,653 [Music] 1167 00:45:29,518 --> 00:45:30,310 - Hey. 1168 00:45:30,894 --> 00:45:33,313 Hope I didn't peer pressure you too much earlier. 1169 00:45:33,731 --> 00:45:35,857 I just like seeing people have a good time. 1170 00:45:35,899 --> 00:45:37,067 - I'm glad you did. 1171 00:45:37,901 --> 00:45:39,069 I actually had a lot of fun tonight. 1172 00:45:39,111 --> 00:45:41,238 Like, more fun than I've had in a while. 1173 00:45:42,448 --> 00:45:43,282 - Good. I’m glad. 1174 00:45:44,366 --> 00:45:46,743 I admit. I'm a bad influence. 1175 00:45:46,785 --> 00:45:48,203 It’s why I can never work with kids. [Chuckles] 1176 00:45:48,454 --> 00:45:49,997 - Is that something you'd want to do? 1177 00:45:50,914 --> 00:45:51,707 - Yeah. For sure. 1178 00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:54,042 But, I mean, I can't 1179 00:45:54,460 --> 00:45:55,252 Think of it this way, 1180 00:45:55,627 --> 00:45:59,214 how am I supposed to tell a kid to not do bad things 1181 00:45:59,256 --> 00:46:02,050 when I myself have, and will continue to do, 1182 00:46:02,092 --> 00:46:02,885 bad things, you know? 1183 00:46:03,343 --> 00:46:05,471 - I mean, you were pretty convincing to me tonight. 1184 00:46:06,180 --> 00:46:06,972 I listened to you. 1185 00:46:07,097 --> 00:46:09,433 So maybe you should do the same thing with kids but you know 1186 00:46:09,475 --> 00:46:12,310 like peer pressure them into eating vegetables or whatnot. 1187 00:46:12,352 --> 00:46:13,145 [Laughs] 1188 00:46:14,021 --> 00:46:15,564 - Yeah. I could, like, bully a kid 1189 00:46:15,606 --> 00:46:18,608 into eating healthy and learning math. [Chuckles] 1190 00:46:18,650 --> 00:46:20,777 [Screeching sound] 1191 00:46:20,819 --> 00:46:22,654 Do you ever think there's anyone else out there? 1192 00:46:24,740 --> 00:46:26,074 - With how much is out there, 1193 00:46:26,325 --> 00:46:27,701 seems like there has to be. 1194 00:46:29,244 --> 00:46:30,871 But that's really easy to feel alone. 1195 00:46:33,373 --> 00:46:34,291 - I like to think so. 1196 00:46:36,376 --> 00:46:39,922 Like, maybe there's some parallel version of myself out there. 1197 00:46:40,255 --> 00:46:42,758 And every time I'm having a really bad day, 1198 00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:44,218 maybe they’re having a really good one. 1199 00:46:47,638 --> 00:46:49,723 Which sounds 1200 00:46:50,474 --> 00:46:52,392 really stupid now that I say it. 1201 00:46:52,726 --> 00:46:53,519 Sorry. 1202 00:46:53,644 --> 00:46:54,436 - It’s not stupid. 1203 00:46:55,521 --> 00:46:56,313 I totally get that. 1204 00:46:58,398 --> 00:47:00,859 My poor parallel self must be having a terrible night, 1205 00:47:00,984 --> 00:47:02,945 because I'm having such a stellar one here. 1206 00:47:03,695 --> 00:47:04,488 [Laughs] 1207 00:47:05,989 --> 00:47:06,824 - Cheers. 1208 00:47:08,575 --> 00:47:10,410 To our parallel selves, 1209 00:47:10,953 --> 00:47:13,497 that they have many more bad days to come. 1210 00:47:14,122 --> 00:47:15,666 - Is that selfish of us to wish? 1211 00:47:16,542 --> 00:47:18,126 - We’re wishing it upon ourselves so, 1212 00:47:18,293 --> 00:47:19,086 technically, no. 1213 00:47:19,962 --> 00:47:21,213 - I can get behind that logic 1214 00:47:21,713 --> 00:47:22,548 [Laughs] 1215 00:47:22,965 --> 00:47:23,757 - To us and us. 1216 00:47:24,132 --> 00:47:24,925 Cheers! 1217 00:47:30,973 --> 00:47:31,765 - Marco? - Polo! 1218 00:47:32,140 --> 00:47:34,393 - Marco? - Polo! 1219 00:47:34,476 --> 00:47:35,894 - Marco?- Polo! 1220 00:47:35,978 --> 00:47:37,312 - Marco?- Polo! 1221 00:47:37,354 --> 00:47:38,897 - Marco? - Polo! 1222 00:47:38,981 --> 00:47:41,691 - Marco? - Polo! 1223 00:47:41,733 --> 00:47:42,568 - Marco? - Polo! 1224 00:47:42,985 --> 00:47:44,486 - Marco? - Polo! 1225 00:47:44,528 --> 00:47:45,737 - Marco? - Polo! [Lawn mower running] 1226 00:47:45,821 --> 00:47:47,865 - Marco Polo was a slave trader. 1227 00:47:48,949 --> 00:47:51,118 - If that gets those kids to shut up. 1228 00:47:51,952 --> 00:47:52,786 I'll go tell 'em. 1229 00:47:53,203 --> 00:47:56,832 - Good morning, Krusty crew! 1230 00:47:58,959 --> 00:48:00,460 Hey, don't worry folks. 1231 00:48:01,169 --> 00:48:02,004 I got your coffee. 1232 00:48:02,588 --> 00:48:03,922 - Jesus! Thank you. 1233 00:48:03,964 --> 00:48:05,465 - Kyle with the Tyra Banks. 1234 00:48:05,716 --> 00:48:06,508 - What? 1235 00:48:06,967 --> 00:48:08,135 - Tall black and hot. 1236 00:48:08,427 --> 00:48:09,261 - Oh! Yeah. 1237 00:48:10,012 --> 00:48:12,514 - And we got iced latte for the nice 'laytte'. 1238 00:48:13,432 --> 00:48:14,975 - You are a saint, Norb 1239 00:48:15,017 --> 00:48:16,226 What do we owe you, by the way? 1240 00:48:16,685 --> 00:48:17,477 - About 6 each. 1241 00:48:17,811 --> 00:48:18,604 - Mhm. 1242 00:48:18,770 --> 00:48:20,105 - Getting more expensive by the day. 1243 00:48:20,147 --> 00:48:21,315 - Thanks, Biden. 1244 00:48:21,732 --> 00:48:24,109 - And we got “Mikey” with the “lattie”. 1245 00:48:24,818 --> 00:48:25,611 - Oh, uh, 1246 00:48:26,028 --> 00:48:28,405 I’m actually not supposed to have coffee till I’m done growing. 1247 00:48:28,739 --> 00:48:30,616 - Add it to the list of new beverages you've tried this week. 1248 00:48:30,991 --> 00:48:31,783 - Good point. 1249 00:48:35,662 --> 00:48:38,123 Wow. This is amazing. 1250 00:48:38,457 --> 00:48:39,916 - You need all that cream and sugar 1251 00:48:39,958 --> 00:48:41,835 like a bunch of babies. 1252 00:48:42,169 --> 00:48:43,754 A real man doesn't need any of that. 1253 00:48:44,713 --> 00:48:45,923 - Oh! Yeah! 1254 00:48:46,173 --> 00:48:47,966 I gotta burn my tongue every morning 1255 00:48:48,008 --> 00:48:49,468 to prove that I'm a man. 1256 00:48:49,843 --> 00:48:50,636 Ugh! 1257 00:48:51,386 --> 00:48:54,264 - That would be pretty manly. [Chuckles] 1258 00:48:54,306 --> 00:48:55,056 - Thanks for the coffee 1259 00:48:55,098 --> 00:48:57,601 and thank you again for having me last night. 1260 00:48:57,726 --> 00:48:58,518 - Mm-hmm, thank you. 1261 00:48:58,644 --> 00:48:59,436 - You're welcome, 1262 00:49:00,312 --> 00:49:01,104 Michael. 1263 00:49:01,897 --> 00:49:02,697 [Music plays] 1264 00:49:10,530 --> 00:49:11,130 [Music] 1265 00:49:18,914 --> 00:49:22,876 [Music] 1266 00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:25,295 - You think I should start drinking protein shakes? 1267 00:49:26,088 --> 00:49:26,880 - Yuck, man! 1268 00:49:27,589 --> 00:49:28,798 My, uh, football coach 1269 00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:31,009 used to try to make us drink those to get bigger. 1270 00:49:31,635 --> 00:49:32,427 It's terrible. 1271 00:49:32,761 --> 00:49:33,804 - I don’t like being so scrawny. 1272 00:49:33,887 --> 00:49:36,139 I think being a bit bigger would be better for 1273 00:49:37,641 --> 00:49:39,559 attracting potential 1274 00:49:39,685 --> 00:49:41,436 mates, whatever? 1275 00:49:41,478 --> 00:49:43,438 - Mickey’s trying to knock some boots! 1276 00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:44,230 [Laughter] 1277 00:49:44,272 --> 00:49:45,273 - Actually, I don't know. 1278 00:49:45,315 --> 00:49:47,108 - Look, girls don't really care 1279 00:49:47,150 --> 00:49:49,069 about muscles and all that. 1280 00:49:49,111 --> 00:49:51,363 They really don't focus on guys bodies at all. 1281 00:49:51,822 --> 00:49:52,614 - Really? 1282 00:49:52,948 --> 00:49:54,199 - Yeah, like girls care about, like, 1283 00:49:54,241 --> 00:49:56,493 more different kinds of things. 1284 00:49:56,535 --> 00:49:58,745 Like, you know, planning a Saturday 1285 00:49:58,912 --> 00:50:01,540 or having a bed with a head board. 1286 00:50:01,957 --> 00:50:04,000 You know, dumb, dumb shit like that. 1287 00:50:04,042 --> 00:50:04,835 - It's easy for you to say. 1288 00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:05,760 You already have a great body. 1289 00:50:05,919 --> 00:50:07,087 - Yeah, but girls like... 1290 00:50:07,504 --> 00:50:08,254 Well, [Snaps] 1291 00:50:08,296 --> 00:50:09,047 thanks, by the way. 1292 00:50:09,089 --> 00:50:11,299 But, uh, girls just don't care about bodies. [Inaudible] 1293 00:50:11,341 --> 00:50:13,051 It's really all I'm saying. 1294 00:50:13,093 --> 00:50:14,511 - If anything, you should just start 1295 00:50:14,553 --> 00:50:17,222 drinking normal milkshakes and get chubby. 1296 00:50:17,723 --> 00:50:21,017 Chicks dig big, chubby guys to cuddle up with at night. 1297 00:50:21,059 --> 00:50:21,852 - No way! [Chuckles] 1298 00:50:22,144 --> 00:50:24,438 - You think I drink beers every day for the fun of it? 1299 00:50:24,646 --> 00:50:26,856 Got to keep this belly in tip top shape. 1300 00:50:26,898 --> 00:50:28,400 - I'm so proud of you 1301 00:50:28,442 --> 00:50:30,193 for being so strict with your diet. 1302 00:50:30,277 --> 00:50:33,655 - No less than four Budweiser's a day. [Chuckles] 1303 00:50:33,697 --> 00:50:35,240 It's hard, but totally worth it. 1304 00:50:35,282 --> 00:50:36,116 [Laughs] 1305 00:50:36,575 --> 00:50:38,368 - Well, you know, instead of just, like, sitting around 1306 00:50:38,410 --> 00:50:40,787 debating what women want, why don't we just ask one? 1307 00:50:41,329 --> 00:50:42,581 - They exist. 1308 00:50:43,290 --> 00:50:44,040 - Hey, Emma! 1309 00:50:44,082 --> 00:50:44,833 - Wait, no. 1310 00:50:44,875 --> 00:50:45,667 - Can you come over here? 1311 00:50:45,959 --> 00:50:47,002 - Wait! No. - Oh, yeah. Shit! 1312 00:50:47,044 --> 00:50:47,794 - What? - Look at us. 1313 00:50:47,836 --> 00:50:50,088 - Well, dude I, I know she's intimidating, 1314 00:50:50,130 --> 00:50:51,798 but she's actually really nice. 1315 00:50:52,632 --> 00:50:56,386 - I can’t get tips on getting girls from the girl... 1316 00:50:57,804 --> 00:50:58,597 - Uh! 1317 00:50:58,764 --> 00:50:59,806 - You dog! 1318 00:50:59,848 --> 00:51:03,643 [Barking noises] 1319 00:51:05,604 --> 00:51:06,396 - What's up, guys! 1320 00:51:06,980 --> 00:51:07,897 - Hello. - Hey, Emma. 1321 00:51:07,939 --> 00:51:11,109 Um, I was actually just wondering 1322 00:51:11,151 --> 00:51:13,695 if you could go clean up some trash around the pool. 1323 00:51:13,737 --> 00:51:15,947 People have been leaving stuff behind. 1324 00:51:16,406 --> 00:51:17,991 - I was literally just doing that. 1325 00:51:18,450 --> 00:51:19,284 - Well. Great job. 1326 00:51:19,868 --> 00:51:21,077 Uh, very proactive. 1327 00:51:21,119 --> 00:51:23,497 And, that's why we keep you around. 1328 00:51:23,955 --> 00:51:27,125 - What do you find attractive in men? 1329 00:51:27,709 --> 00:51:28,918 - I don't know. 1330 00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:31,797 Uh, I guess I like a guy that doesn’t wanna hold me back. 1331 00:51:32,964 --> 00:51:33,840 Like, helps me let loose. 1332 00:51:33,882 --> 00:51:35,342 Break free a little bit. 1333 00:51:35,467 --> 00:51:36,551 - Like, what about bodies? 1334 00:51:36,843 --> 00:51:38,428 Like you like big muscles? or... 1335 00:51:38,470 --> 00:51:40,222 - Mm-mhm, nah. I don't need anything crazy. 1336 00:51:40,388 --> 00:51:41,598 Just as long as a guy can lift me. 1337 00:51:41,890 --> 00:51:42,682 - Lift you? 1338 00:51:45,185 --> 00:51:46,728 - Sometimes I like to be lifted. 1339 00:51:47,729 --> 00:51:50,190 Sometimes I need to be lifted. 1340 00:51:50,232 --> 00:51:54,945 [Music] 1341 00:51:55,070 --> 00:51:56,530 - See you later, Tori. 1342 00:51:56,780 --> 00:51:58,406 You folks, have a great day. 1343 00:51:58,448 --> 00:51:59,048 [Music] 1344 00:52:08,458 --> 00:52:10,669 [Beeping noise] 1345 00:52:11,545 --> 00:52:12,337 [Car door opens] 1346 00:52:14,214 --> 00:52:20,053 [Car door closes] [Pressing window down] 1347 00:52:20,095 --> 00:52:20,695 [Music] 1348 00:52:31,106 --> 00:52:32,941 [Engine starts] 1349 00:52:32,983 --> 00:52:39,697 [Birds chirping] 1350 00:52:39,739 --> 00:52:46,621 [Birds chirping] 1351 00:52:46,705 --> 00:52:50,959 [Engine sound] 1352 00:52:51,001 --> 00:52:52,961 - “No littering” is a good rule. 1353 00:52:54,629 --> 00:52:56,131 - Okay, team. 1354 00:52:56,173 --> 00:52:58,884 We've got another hot and sunny day. 1355 00:52:58,967 --> 00:53:00,176 We've got our morning swim 1356 00:53:00,218 --> 00:53:01,761 and then the regular patrons 1357 00:53:01,803 --> 00:53:03,597 will be here in the masses 1358 00:53:03,805 --> 00:53:06,016 before you could say chlorine levels check. 1359 00:53:06,433 --> 00:53:08,935 We're gonna be doing the classic buddy system today. 1360 00:53:09,227 --> 00:53:10,895 You and your partner will go up, 1361 00:53:10,937 --> 00:53:13,106 then surveillance and maintenance, 1362 00:53:13,398 --> 00:53:14,357 and then back down. 1363 00:53:15,025 --> 00:53:17,777 This is gonna be a constant 30 minute rotation. 1364 00:53:18,028 --> 00:53:19,446 I am now going to assign buddys 1365 00:53:19,529 --> 00:53:22,324 in no particular order or reason. 1366 00:53:22,616 --> 00:53:25,034 We've got Tory and Brenda. 1367 00:53:25,076 --> 00:53:26,786 McHenry and myself, 1368 00:53:27,078 --> 00:53:30,290 and then Mike and Emma. 1369 00:53:30,457 --> 00:53:31,624 Uh, Mike and Emma. 1370 00:53:31,666 --> 00:53:34,628 You guys can start by putting the lane lines up. 1371 00:53:35,212 --> 00:53:36,004 [Clicks tongue] 1372 00:53:37,631 --> 00:53:38,423 [Water splashing] 1373 00:53:39,049 --> 00:53:39,841 - Question. 1374 00:53:40,258 --> 00:53:41,509 How do you like the college you’re at? 1375 00:53:41,551 --> 00:53:44,137 I’m narrowing my list of schools to apply to. 1376 00:53:44,346 --> 00:53:46,890 - It's on Harvard where I'm sure you’ll end up. 1377 00:53:46,932 --> 00:53:49,893 - I mean, [Chuckles] I might apply and go if they have me, 1378 00:53:49,935 --> 00:53:50,768 but... 1379 00:53:50,810 --> 00:53:51,603 [Water splashing] 1380 00:53:52,729 --> 00:53:54,022 - I found a good fit for me. 1381 00:53:54,814 --> 00:53:55,607 - What are you studying? 1382 00:53:56,566 --> 00:53:57,359 - Accounting. Right now. 1383 00:53:57,567 --> 00:53:58,360 - Accounting? 1384 00:53:58,985 --> 00:54:01,071 Doesn’t really sound like a career involving children. 1385 00:54:01,863 --> 00:54:05,074 - Uh, well, it's not, um, 1386 00:54:05,116 --> 00:54:05,909 but I don't, 1387 00:54:06,660 --> 00:54:07,452 I don’t know it’s, 1388 00:54:08,245 --> 00:54:09,162 it's a safe path. 1389 00:54:09,663 --> 00:54:11,831 - Safe path? Wow. 1390 00:54:11,957 --> 00:54:13,166 You went after my own heart. 1391 00:54:13,208 --> 00:54:14,042 [Laughs] 1392 00:54:14,501 --> 00:54:15,293 Do you like it? 1393 00:54:15,585 --> 00:54:16,378 - God, no. 1394 00:54:17,087 --> 00:54:17,921 - You shouldn't do it then. 1395 00:54:19,089 --> 00:54:27,089 [Water splashing] 1396 00:54:28,515 --> 00:54:33,311 [Water splashing] 1397 00:54:33,353 --> 00:54:36,523 - So, on the topic of career paths and such, 1398 00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:39,943 how have you been liking being lifeguard this summer? 1399 00:54:40,568 --> 00:54:42,112 - I've actually really been enjoying the summer. 1400 00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:44,239 Never hung out with such... 1401 00:54:44,322 --> 00:54:45,323 - Degenerates! 1402 00:54:46,700 --> 00:54:49,035 - I was gonna say interesting people. [Chuckles] 1403 00:54:49,911 --> 00:54:52,330 Thanks for welcoming in a square like me. 1404 00:54:52,872 --> 00:54:53,999 - You’re not a square, Mike. 1405 00:54:54,165 --> 00:54:55,292 You're one of us now. 1406 00:54:55,750 --> 00:54:56,543 We like you. 1407 00:54:56,876 --> 00:54:57,669 - I like you 1408 00:54:59,337 --> 00:55:01,006 Uh, as lifeguards, 1409 00:55:01,464 --> 00:55:02,924 people and lifeguards. 1410 00:55:03,591 --> 00:55:04,426 Thank you. I'm sorry. 1411 00:55:04,634 --> 00:55:05,427 [Laughs] 1412 00:55:10,015 --> 00:55:11,849 - Come on, let's go hang out 1413 00:55:11,891 --> 00:55:13,101 before the main crowd gets here. 1414 00:55:14,394 --> 00:55:19,065 - Oh, uh, I'll probably just swim a few laps while I can. 1415 00:55:20,108 --> 00:55:22,527 - Oh, okay. 1416 00:55:22,902 --> 00:55:23,695 - Oh my God. 1417 00:55:23,903 --> 00:55:25,322 Please leave! 1418 00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:31,411 I just gotta swim of this one off. 1419 00:55:33,872 --> 00:55:34,664 - Good morning. 1420 00:55:36,750 --> 00:55:41,170 [Indistinct chatter] I don't know maybe 6 A.M. tomorrow? - Yeah. 1421 00:55:41,212 --> 00:55:49,212 [Birds chirping] 1422 00:55:50,138 --> 00:55:55,393 [Birds chirping] 1423 00:55:56,561 --> 00:55:58,021 - Okay. I'm good. 1424 00:55:58,772 --> 00:55:59,564 [Splashing sound] 1425 00:56:05,153 --> 00:56:08,323 - So Mike totally has the hots for you, Emma. 1426 00:56:10,533 --> 00:56:13,411 - Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. 1427 00:56:13,536 --> 00:56:14,329 Are you sure? 1428 00:56:15,038 --> 00:56:17,415 - First off, who wouldn't? 1429 00:56:18,208 --> 00:56:19,334 Second off, he does 1430 00:56:19,376 --> 00:56:20,126 [Chuckles] 1431 00:56:20,168 --> 00:56:20,960 - Thank you. 1432 00:56:21,544 --> 00:56:22,962 - So, are you going to do anything about it? 1433 00:56:23,296 --> 00:56:25,006 Blow his mind. 1434 00:56:25,048 --> 00:56:25,840 He’s pretty cute. 1435 00:56:25,924 --> 00:56:26,925 - Mm-hmm, I don't know. 1436 00:56:27,717 --> 00:56:28,802 He’s still in high school. 1437 00:56:29,094 --> 00:56:31,471 I told myself I'd leave high school boys in high school. 1438 00:56:32,263 --> 00:56:33,056 - He's 18 already. 1439 00:56:33,890 --> 00:56:36,518 And it's not like you're gonna see him in Anatomy together. 1440 00:56:37,268 --> 00:56:38,227 - Yeah. I guess you're right. 1441 00:56:38,269 --> 00:56:40,688 - Doesn’t mean he won’t study it though. 1442 00:56:41,106 --> 00:56:42,941 [Laughs] 1443 00:56:46,569 --> 00:56:54,569 [Patriotic music plays] 1444 00:56:56,579 --> 00:57:04,579 [Patriotic music plays] 1445 00:57:05,964 --> 00:57:13,964 [Patriotic music plays] 1446 00:57:14,806 --> 00:57:16,391 - 4th of July weekend, folks. 1447 00:57:17,392 --> 00:57:18,852 The summer activities are set. 1448 00:57:18,935 --> 00:57:19,685 And I've got eight hours 1449 00:57:19,727 --> 00:57:22,981 of the best American USA music available. 1450 00:57:23,606 --> 00:57:26,109 I even threw in a few quotes and speeches. 1451 00:57:26,651 --> 00:57:28,903 - What is your favorite patriotic song, Tory? 1452 00:57:30,363 --> 00:57:33,450 - You can play all the nationalist propaganda that you want. 1453 00:57:34,075 --> 00:57:36,035 Won't convince me America is a good country. 1454 00:57:36,202 --> 00:57:36,994 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1455 00:57:37,036 --> 00:57:37,787 We're all well aware 1456 00:57:37,829 --> 00:57:40,915 of your anti-American communist opinions. 1457 00:57:41,416 --> 00:57:43,251 - I just don't think there's a lot to celebrate. 1458 00:57:43,418 --> 00:57:46,463 - America's by no means perfect, but what is? 1459 00:57:46,838 --> 00:57:47,922 - Probably China? 1460 00:57:48,756 --> 00:57:52,719 - America is the greatest country in the world. 1461 00:57:53,136 --> 00:57:53,886 Period! 1462 00:57:53,928 --> 00:57:55,763 - Well articulated, Kyle. 1463 00:57:55,805 --> 00:57:57,056 I'm on his side now. 1464 00:57:57,098 --> 00:57:59,100 - We are the richest country in the world, 1465 00:57:59,142 --> 00:58:01,644 and we don't have universal health care. 1466 00:58:01,686 --> 00:58:03,855 Where does all the money go? Our military. 1467 00:58:03,897 --> 00:58:04,898 The only reason we need... 1468 00:58:04,981 --> 00:58:06,858 - We've all seen the opening to the newsroom. 1469 00:58:07,233 --> 00:58:09,652 I get it, but it ain't all that bad. 1470 00:58:09,986 --> 00:58:10,778 - It's pretty bad. 1471 00:58:10,945 --> 00:58:13,114 - Haven't you ever had some dark moments in your past? 1472 00:58:13,156 --> 00:58:14,449 Maybe something you regret. 1473 00:58:14,908 --> 00:58:16,784 We still celebrate your birthday, don't we? 1474 00:58:16,951 --> 00:58:19,537 - My dark moments are more on a drunk hookup level, 1475 00:58:19,579 --> 00:58:23,082 not a full on neo-Nazi marching in the street level. 1476 00:58:23,291 --> 00:58:24,625 - So what you're saying 1477 00:58:24,667 --> 00:58:26,085 is that you don't like the government 1478 00:58:26,336 --> 00:58:28,796 and that we need some massive changes. 1479 00:58:29,380 --> 00:58:30,131 It's funny. 1480 00:58:30,173 --> 00:58:31,883 I remember a few great men having that 1481 00:58:31,925 --> 00:58:34,177 same idea just a few hundred years ago. 1482 00:58:34,219 --> 00:58:35,011 - Great men? 1483 00:58:35,512 --> 00:58:37,180 They were all slave owners. 1484 00:58:37,514 --> 00:58:39,265 - Nobody's perfect. Okay? 1485 00:58:39,307 --> 00:58:40,391 But America has created 1486 00:58:40,433 --> 00:58:41,684 some really amazing things. 1487 00:58:42,227 --> 00:58:44,062 Like Cedar Point, 1488 00:58:44,437 --> 00:58:45,605 the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame. 1489 00:58:45,647 --> 00:58:46,397 - Raegan! 1490 00:58:46,439 --> 00:58:47,690 - And those are both in Cleveland. 1491 00:58:47,774 --> 00:58:49,358 - You think we've atoned for slavery 1492 00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:50,985 by having the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame? 1493 00:58:51,027 --> 00:58:52,528 - Brenda, you're on my side. 1494 00:58:52,570 --> 00:58:54,113 - Well, I agree with you, 1495 00:58:54,155 --> 00:58:56,365 that there is a poor allocation of resources 1496 00:58:56,407 --> 00:58:58,451 and many systematic issues 1497 00:58:58,493 --> 00:59:00,578 dating back to the founding of our country. 1498 00:59:01,246 --> 00:59:04,165 The fact that we even feel the need to choose sides 1499 00:59:04,207 --> 00:59:06,417 is an issue in and of itself. 1500 00:59:06,543 --> 00:59:08,211 - I don't know what you just said, 1501 00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:10,755 but it sounded unpatriotic. 1502 00:59:11,798 --> 00:59:13,174 - In more colloquial terms, 1503 00:59:13,258 --> 00:59:16,094 America is hashtag complex. 1504 00:59:16,511 --> 00:59:18,012 - I think the point that we're trying to make 1505 00:59:18,721 --> 00:59:21,474 is that despite our flaws and our past faults, 1506 00:59:21,891 --> 00:59:24,602 America has been a civilization of people 1507 00:59:24,644 --> 00:59:27,063 that create the best, the fastest, 1508 00:59:27,105 --> 00:59:28,898 the easiest things 1509 00:59:28,940 --> 00:59:30,525 and the most wonderful things. 1510 00:59:31,150 --> 00:59:33,528 You know, are some people just in it for themselves? 1511 00:59:33,611 --> 00:59:34,362 Yeah. 1512 00:59:34,404 --> 00:59:36,114 And unfortunately, those people are winning. 1513 00:59:36,447 --> 00:59:37,532 Nice guys finish last, 1514 00:59:37,865 --> 00:59:40,743 is unfortunately, a true concept. 1515 00:59:40,785 --> 00:59:42,370 Are we the greatest country in the world? 1516 00:59:42,787 --> 00:59:43,580 Number one. 1517 00:59:44,455 --> 00:59:45,248 I don't know, 1518 00:59:45,707 --> 00:59:46,958 but what I do know 1519 00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:48,751 is that there's plenty of things in this country 1520 00:59:48,793 --> 00:59:51,838 worth celebrating for at least one day. 1521 00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:55,841 I mean, I'm looking at four 1522 00:59:55,883 --> 00:59:57,552 of the greatest American things right now. 1523 00:59:57,885 --> 00:59:58,636 [Scoffs] 1524 00:59:58,678 --> 00:59:59,762 - Okay. Okay, okay. 1525 00:59:59,971 --> 01:00:02,640 I will celebrate all of the good friends 1526 01:00:02,682 --> 01:00:06,769 I have that were born in the U.S. of A. 1527 01:00:06,811 --> 01:00:08,104 - Yeah, that's the spirit. 1528 01:00:08,646 --> 01:00:10,898 - But I am not wearing a bunch of stars and stripes. 1529 01:00:17,322 --> 01:00:19,532 - It's looking really awesome. 1530 01:00:19,657 --> 01:00:23,411 - I bet. I can't wait to see it. 1531 01:00:24,454 --> 01:00:26,289 You know, I'm supposed to be 1532 01:00:26,331 --> 01:00:28,332 putting the face paint on you. 1533 01:00:28,374 --> 01:00:31,460 - Yeah, but I like drawing and painting. 1534 01:00:31,502 --> 01:00:33,880 Plus, red and blue aren't my colors. 1535 01:00:35,256 --> 01:00:36,049 - Okay. 1536 01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:39,802 [Upbeat music plays] 1537 01:00:39,844 --> 01:00:41,804 - Okay, ladies and gentlemen, 1538 01:00:41,846 --> 01:00:43,973 for our next event of the evening, 1539 01:00:44,515 --> 01:00:46,559 it's time for the adults to have a little fun. 1540 01:00:46,643 --> 01:00:47,602 I'm going to need all the dads 1541 01:00:47,644 --> 01:00:49,312 to line up at the diving board, 1542 01:00:49,354 --> 01:00:54,400 because it is time for the annual Dad Beer Toss. 1543 01:00:54,567 --> 01:00:55,943 Now, the rules are simple. 1544 01:00:56,486 --> 01:00:58,821 You catch the beer, you get to keep it. 1545 01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:00,281 If you drop it, 1546 01:01:00,823 --> 01:01:02,241 well, you still get to keep it. 1547 01:01:02,367 --> 01:01:04,201 But we will think less of you as men. 1548 01:01:04,243 --> 01:01:05,536 Maggie, are you ready? 1549 01:01:05,787 --> 01:01:07,163 - I've been ready since last year. 1550 01:01:07,205 --> 01:01:09,207 - Then let those beers fly! 1551 01:01:09,499 --> 01:01:10,379 [Upbeat music] 1552 01:01:19,342 --> 01:01:20,222 [Upbeat music] 1553 01:01:29,060 --> 01:01:35,650 [Upbeat music] 1554 01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:45,360 - Oh, yeah. [Upbeat music] 1555 01:01:47,537 --> 01:01:48,417 [Upbeat music] 1556 01:01:57,463 --> 01:01:58,343 [Upbeat music] 1557 01:02:07,432 --> 01:02:11,644 [Upbeat music] 1558 01:02:11,728 --> 01:02:12,478 - Bye, guys. 1559 01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:13,479 - See you later. - Thank you. 1560 01:02:13,563 --> 01:02:14,939 - Come back again. 1561 01:02:14,981 --> 01:02:15,815 - Thanks, everyone. 1562 01:02:15,982 --> 01:02:16,816 Happy 4th of July. 1563 01:02:17,150 --> 01:02:19,068 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1564 01:02:20,278 --> 01:02:21,028 [Gate closes] 1565 01:02:21,070 --> 01:02:21,950 [Upbeat music] 1566 01:02:28,536 --> 01:02:29,328 [Pouring sound] 1567 01:02:29,620 --> 01:02:30,413 [Laughter] 1568 01:02:30,455 --> 01:02:38,129 [Indistinct chatter] [Upbeat music] 1569 01:02:38,212 --> 01:02:40,089 - Nice blowing technique. 1570 01:02:41,048 --> 01:02:41,841 - Thanks. 1571 01:02:43,342 --> 01:02:45,594 - You know, I've always found fireworks 1572 01:02:45,636 --> 01:02:47,472 to be really romantic. 1573 01:02:47,597 --> 01:02:48,347 - Really? 1574 01:02:48,389 --> 01:02:50,767 I've always found them to be extreme safety hazards. 1575 01:02:50,892 --> 01:02:51,684 - Of course you do. 1576 01:02:51,851 --> 01:02:52,727 - Where are my sparklers? 1577 01:02:52,769 --> 01:02:54,687 I wanna set something on fire! 1578 01:02:55,188 --> 01:02:55,980 - Look. 1579 01:02:56,022 --> 01:02:58,399 Most people find them to be romantic. 1580 01:03:00,777 --> 01:03:01,903 Most lifeguards. 1581 01:03:03,154 --> 01:03:04,781 Most girls. 1582 01:03:05,615 --> 01:03:08,117 - Oh. 1583 01:03:08,409 --> 01:03:09,493 - I'm saying you should go ask Emma 1584 01:03:09,535 --> 01:03:10,286 to sit next to you during the fireworks. 1585 01:03:10,328 --> 01:03:11,120 - Yeah, I go-, got that part. 1586 01:03:11,579 --> 01:03:12,371 - Okay, good. 1587 01:03:12,914 --> 01:03:14,415 - Boys are so dumb! 1588 01:03:14,457 --> 01:03:19,378 [Upbeat music] 1589 01:03:19,462 --> 01:03:20,254 - Hi, Emma! 1590 01:03:21,547 --> 01:03:22,340 - Hey, Mike. 1591 01:03:23,132 --> 01:03:24,967 - Are you excited to watch the fireworks? 1592 01:03:26,093 --> 01:03:26,886 - Yeah. 1593 01:03:27,637 --> 01:03:29,555 I was wondering, do you have anyone 1594 01:03:29,597 --> 01:03:31,808 you're watching the fireworks with yet? 1595 01:03:32,225 --> 01:03:37,021 - You mean, like, watch the fireworks with someone? 1596 01:03:37,146 --> 01:03:39,982 - Um, yeah, I guess, 1597 01:03:40,066 --> 01:03:41,358 which sounds really stupid 1598 01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:42,693 now that I think about it. 1599 01:03:42,944 --> 01:03:44,904 - No, that's cute. I'm flattered. 1600 01:03:45,571 --> 01:03:46,572 - A boy hasn’t asked me to watch the fireworks 1601 01:03:46,614 --> 01:03:48,449 with him since like the fifth grade. 1602 01:03:49,742 --> 01:03:50,868 Although it was my cousin, 1603 01:03:50,910 --> 01:03:52,620 so it's pretty weird. 1604 01:03:53,788 --> 01:03:54,955 - Well, the good thing about me is 1605 01:03:54,997 --> 01:03:56,374 I'm not your cousin. 1606 01:03:57,542 --> 01:03:58,334 [Rock music plays] 1607 01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:00,044 - Hey, hey, hey, kiddos. 1608 01:04:00,378 --> 01:04:02,004 Who wants an Island drink? 1609 01:04:03,923 --> 01:04:04,882 We're gonna start with 1610 01:04:04,924 --> 01:04:07,343 two ounces of some nice white rum. 1611 01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:13,140 Followed by a nice amount of pineapple juice. 1612 01:04:15,685 --> 01:04:17,061 Top it all up 1613 01:04:17,186 --> 01:04:18,771 with a splash of cranberry. 1614 01:04:20,314 --> 01:04:22,859 [Music plays] 1615 01:04:22,942 --> 01:04:23,692 [Water splashing] 1616 01:04:23,734 --> 01:04:24,527 Oh! 1617 01:04:24,610 --> 01:04:27,947 [Laughter] 1618 01:04:27,989 --> 01:04:28,789 [Music plays] 1619 01:04:34,537 --> 01:04:36,539 - Yeah, I always loved Tom cruise. 1620 01:04:36,581 --> 01:04:37,331 You guys... 1621 01:04:37,373 --> 01:04:38,165 [Object falls] 1622 01:04:40,376 --> 01:04:41,752 So who wants a beer? 1623 01:04:41,794 --> 01:04:42,594 [Music plays] 1624 01:04:51,053 --> 01:04:51,653 [Music] 1625 01:04:59,353 --> 01:05:07,353 [Shouting] [Music] 1626 01:05:11,574 --> 01:05:14,493 - Hey, uh, who's queuing up the tunes? 1627 01:05:14,535 --> 01:05:16,537 - I would like to make a request. 1628 01:05:16,621 --> 01:05:17,663 - What do you want? 1629 01:05:18,581 --> 01:05:21,042 - You know, I don't remember the name, 1630 01:05:21,709 --> 01:05:23,043 but I think I know what to search for, 1631 01:05:23,085 --> 01:05:25,838 if I just look for the album, 1632 01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:26,964 I could probably find it. 1633 01:05:27,048 --> 01:05:28,716 - NO! It's gonna be that, 1634 01:05:28,758 --> 01:05:30,843 that, that "Take Your Clothes Off" song. 1635 01:05:30,885 --> 01:05:31,635 - What? 1636 01:05:31,677 --> 01:05:32,803 - Is this true, Norb? 1637 01:05:32,845 --> 01:05:33,638 - No. I, 1638 01:05:34,013 --> 01:05:34,805 I have... 1639 01:05:35,973 --> 01:05:36,766 - Sorry, Norb. 1640 01:05:37,391 --> 01:05:39,268 I got a orient tunes 1641 01:05:39,560 --> 01:05:42,396 in a democratic way on the fourth. 1642 01:05:42,438 --> 01:05:44,774 A playlist, uh, of the people, 1643 01:05:45,024 --> 01:05:47,568 by the people, for the people. 1644 01:05:49,111 --> 01:05:51,030 - Yeah, I can’t argue with that. 1645 01:05:51,072 --> 01:05:51,672 [Music] 1646 01:05:59,330 --> 01:06:00,122 [Water splashing] 1647 01:06:02,458 --> 01:06:03,250 [Water splashing] 1648 01:06:03,668 --> 01:06:04,548 [Upbeat music] 1649 01:06:10,758 --> 01:06:16,222 [Upbeat music] 1650 01:06:16,764 --> 01:06:17,556 [People cheering] 1651 01:06:17,848 --> 01:06:21,352 - Yeah! Whoo! 1652 01:06:24,438 --> 01:06:26,440 - Now we won’t float away from each other. 1653 01:06:27,775 --> 01:06:28,525 Hey, I'm really glad 1654 01:06:28,567 --> 01:06:30,361 you're working here this summer. 1655 01:06:30,653 --> 01:06:31,487 - I am too. 1656 01:06:33,030 --> 01:06:35,449 - Of all the people I've ever worked with or met, 1657 01:06:35,658 --> 01:06:38,244 you’re the first person that take me seriously. 1658 01:06:39,036 --> 01:06:41,622 - You're the first person I can be unserious around. 1659 01:06:44,250 --> 01:06:46,127 - Maggie! Delivery. 1660 01:06:46,210 --> 01:06:52,549 [People cheering] 1661 01:06:52,591 --> 01:06:53,342 [Fireworks explosion in distance] 1662 01:06:53,384 --> 01:06:55,886 [People cheering] 1663 01:06:55,928 --> 01:06:56,728 [Music plays] 1664 01:07:07,023 --> 01:07:07,623 [Music] 1665 01:07:18,242 --> 01:07:18,842 [Music] 1666 01:07:27,251 --> 01:07:27,851 [Music] 1667 01:07:37,136 --> 01:07:37,736 [Music] 1668 01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:47,896 [Fireworks explosion] [Music] 1669 01:07:47,938 --> 01:07:50,191 [Music] 1670 01:07:50,649 --> 01:07:58,649 [Background noise] 1671 01:08:00,076 --> 01:08:08,076 [Birds chirping] 1672 01:08:09,710 --> 01:08:13,380 [Lawn mower noise] 1673 01:08:13,547 --> 01:08:14,339 - Norb! 1674 01:08:14,381 --> 01:08:15,132 [Water splashing] 1675 01:08:15,174 --> 01:08:17,968 [Birds chirping] 1676 01:08:18,052 --> 01:08:18,844 - Oh. Hey, Tim. 1677 01:08:19,136 --> 01:08:20,554 - You care to explain yourself? 1678 01:08:20,596 --> 01:08:23,057 What the hell happened here last night? 1679 01:08:23,516 --> 01:08:25,643 - Well, in summary, I guess, like, 1680 01:08:25,893 --> 01:08:27,227 a couple hundred years ago, 1681 01:08:27,269 --> 01:08:29,605 these guys signed a piece of paper. 1682 01:08:29,814 --> 01:08:30,940 So in honor of that, 1683 01:08:31,232 --> 01:08:32,983 we got blacked out. 1684 01:08:33,109 --> 01:08:34,443 - Damn it, Norb. 1685 01:08:34,735 --> 01:08:35,986 This place is a mess. 1686 01:08:36,695 --> 01:08:38,697 We open in an hour. 1687 01:08:39,448 --> 01:08:41,242 Uh, 15 minute power clean. 1688 01:08:41,951 --> 01:08:43,577 No problem. 1689 01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:47,581 - Get out of the pool. 1690 01:08:48,332 --> 01:08:49,541 Jeez 1691 01:08:49,583 --> 01:08:57,583 [Background noise] 1692 01:08:58,968 --> 01:09:03,806 [Background noise] [Birds chirping] 1693 01:09:03,848 --> 01:09:04,640 [Loud bang] 1694 01:09:04,682 --> 01:09:06,475 Winston! 1695 01:09:11,021 --> 01:09:11,814 [Door opens] 1696 01:09:12,940 --> 01:09:14,775 - What the hell is this? 1697 01:09:15,401 --> 01:09:16,652 McHenry. 1698 01:09:18,487 --> 01:09:19,864 - Oh! Hey, you guys. 1699 01:09:20,197 --> 01:09:21,615 - What did you guys do? 1700 01:09:22,783 --> 01:09:24,577 - Just a little late night training. 1701 01:09:24,743 --> 01:09:26,412 - Yeah, I mean, look at it this way. 1702 01:09:26,745 --> 01:09:27,538 We were pretty drunk 1703 01:09:27,580 --> 01:09:29,123 when we strapped him in there 1704 01:09:29,165 --> 01:09:30,416 and it's pretty secure. 1705 01:09:30,583 --> 01:09:33,043 So I'd say if we ever have to do this during the day. 1706 01:09:33,752 --> 01:09:34,503 No problem. 1707 01:09:34,545 --> 01:09:35,337 [Laughs] 1708 01:09:35,379 --> 01:09:37,715 - Just get him down from there. 1709 01:09:41,177 --> 01:09:42,261 - How are you feeling, champ? 1710 01:09:42,636 --> 01:09:44,346 - I actually feel really good, but... 1711 01:09:45,556 --> 01:09:47,558 can you give me, like, ten more minutes? 1712 01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:51,478 [Unstrapping] 1713 01:09:51,520 --> 01:09:58,611 [Background noise] 1714 01:10:01,739 --> 01:10:02,489 - Ow. 1715 01:10:02,531 --> 01:10:09,329 [Birds chirping] 1716 01:10:09,371 --> 01:10:10,164 - How are you feeling? 1717 01:10:12,166 --> 01:10:13,792 - So thirsty. 1718 01:10:14,168 --> 01:10:14,960 [Chuckles] 1719 01:10:15,502 --> 01:10:16,754 - I must be really hangover. 1720 01:10:18,672 --> 01:10:19,465 - Oh, honey. 1721 01:10:20,382 --> 01:10:21,175 You're sitting up 1722 01:10:21,217 --> 01:10:23,177 and you're speaking in complete sentences. 1723 01:10:23,761 --> 01:10:26,013 You’ll have way worse hangovers than this. 1724 01:10:27,431 --> 01:10:29,350 - That's exciting to look forward to. 1725 01:10:31,644 --> 01:10:33,020 - How are you feeling? 1726 01:10:34,146 --> 01:10:35,189 - Really good, actually. 1727 01:10:36,482 --> 01:10:37,441 I’m glad we did this. 1728 01:10:38,567 --> 01:10:39,401 - Me too. 1729 01:10:43,489 --> 01:10:44,281 - Can I, 1730 01:10:46,242 --> 01:10:47,034 can I... 1731 01:10:47,910 --> 01:10:48,702 - Can you kiss me again? 1732 01:10:49,245 --> 01:10:50,037 - Yeah. 1733 01:10:50,412 --> 01:10:51,538 - Yes, you can. 1734 01:10:53,082 --> 01:10:55,501 [Kissing] 1735 01:10:58,379 --> 01:11:01,423 - So, what do we about the others? 1736 01:11:01,715 --> 01:11:04,551 Like, should we tell them? 1737 01:11:04,593 --> 01:11:05,386 - Mm-mhm, 1738 01:11:06,428 --> 01:11:07,221 I don't think we need to walk around 1739 01:11:07,263 --> 01:11:09,306 with shirts that say "we hooked up" on them. 1740 01:11:10,307 --> 01:11:12,935 But I won’t deny it if anybody asks. 1741 01:11:13,352 --> 01:11:14,144 - I won't deny it. 1742 01:11:15,437 --> 01:11:16,855 Not sure if they'll believe me. 1743 01:11:17,356 --> 01:11:18,148 [Laughs] 1744 01:11:18,941 --> 01:11:20,401 I don't believe it myself. 1745 01:11:23,320 --> 01:11:24,113 [Yawns] 1746 01:11:26,031 --> 01:11:26,824 - Come on. 1747 01:11:27,783 --> 01:11:28,575 Let's go find some coffee. 1748 01:11:29,660 --> 01:11:30,452 Do you work today? 1749 01:11:30,619 --> 01:11:31,412 - Yup. 1750 01:11:31,829 --> 01:11:32,621 Double shift. 1751 01:11:32,663 --> 01:11:33,455 - Oh. 1752 01:11:33,914 --> 01:11:35,582 Double shift after the fourth. 1753 01:11:36,542 --> 01:11:37,960 Yeah, that's a new guy classic. 1754 01:11:38,085 --> 01:11:38,877 [Exhales] 1755 01:11:39,086 --> 01:11:39,878 - What about you? 1756 01:11:39,920 --> 01:11:41,922 - Yeah. I'm not here until the afternoon. 1757 01:11:42,464 --> 01:11:44,425 So I’m gonna have a nap first. 1758 01:11:44,508 --> 01:11:46,677 [Sighs] - Jealous. 1759 01:11:46,719 --> 01:11:47,678 [Chuckles] 1760 01:11:47,720 --> 01:11:54,935 [Background noise] [Birds chirping] 1761 01:11:54,977 --> 01:12:02,234 [Background noise] [Birds chirping] 1762 01:12:02,318 --> 01:12:04,695 - I'm pretty sure I barfed somewhere last night 1763 01:12:04,737 --> 01:12:06,322 but I can't remember where. 1764 01:12:06,989 --> 01:12:08,907 - Well, if you find it, 1765 01:12:08,949 --> 01:12:11,035 can you, like, clean it up? 1766 01:12:11,994 --> 01:12:15,163 - Was I on the golf course last night? 1767 01:12:15,205 --> 01:12:21,503 [Running] [Bird chirping] 1768 01:12:21,628 --> 01:12:23,130 - Hey, Winston. 1769 01:12:25,424 --> 01:12:27,885 Can you, like, get up in the chair? 1770 01:12:27,968 --> 01:12:29,970 I'll get you next rotation. 1771 01:12:33,182 --> 01:12:34,850 [Water splash] 1772 01:12:35,434 --> 01:12:38,354 [Background noise] 1773 01:12:38,896 --> 01:12:46,896 [Footsteps approaching] 1774 01:12:48,364 --> 01:12:49,448 - Holy shit. 1775 01:12:49,782 --> 01:12:50,574 Norb? 1776 01:12:51,909 --> 01:12:52,701 - Oh! No way. 1777 01:12:53,118 --> 01:12:54,453 Is That Brett Crumbly? 1778 01:12:54,953 --> 01:12:57,164 - Yeah. You're still here? 1779 01:12:57,206 --> 01:12:58,915 - Yeah. Where else would I be? 1780 01:12:58,957 --> 01:13:00,667 - Hey, man. Good to see you. 1781 01:13:00,709 --> 01:13:02,252 Oh, it's been forever. - Yeah, man. 1782 01:13:02,878 --> 01:13:05,839 Yo, Mike, this is Brett Crumbly. 1783 01:13:06,131 --> 01:13:10,218 Legendary lifeguard from when I started here. 1784 01:13:10,260 --> 01:13:11,637 So, what brings you here? 1785 01:13:11,845 --> 01:13:12,638 - My wife. 1786 01:13:13,055 --> 01:13:14,390 I have a wife now. 1787 01:13:14,640 --> 01:13:15,724 Yeah, her parents actually belong here, 1788 01:13:15,766 --> 01:13:18,018 and we're here for the weekend, so... 1789 01:13:18,936 --> 01:13:20,437 You guys look properly hangover, though. 1790 01:13:20,813 --> 01:13:22,814 I'd take it the 4th of July party went well 1791 01:13:22,856 --> 01:13:24,691 - Dude. Big time. 1792 01:13:24,858 --> 01:13:25,609 [Inhales] 1793 01:13:25,651 --> 01:13:26,443 [Exhales] 1794 01:13:26,652 --> 01:13:28,278 I really miss hanging out with you guys. 1795 01:13:28,320 --> 01:13:29,863 I wish you could make my parties. 1796 01:13:29,905 --> 01:13:30,655 [Sighs] 1797 01:13:30,697 --> 01:13:31,948 - Those were good memories, 1798 01:13:31,990 --> 01:13:33,492 but I can't be doing that anymore. 1799 01:13:34,076 --> 01:13:35,535 We're actually having a baby. 1800 01:13:35,577 --> 01:13:37,704 - Oh, dude. Bummer. 1801 01:13:38,705 --> 01:13:40,332 - No, we wanted one. 1802 01:13:41,041 --> 01:13:42,376 It was actually intentional. 1803 01:13:44,253 --> 01:13:45,253 - Congratulations then. 1804 01:13:45,295 --> 01:13:46,046 [Chuckles] 1805 01:13:46,088 --> 01:13:47,798 - Thank you. Yeah. I'm super excited. 1806 01:13:48,799 --> 01:13:51,593 I'm gonna love that little prince. And my wife? 1807 01:13:52,511 --> 01:13:53,345 She's a queen. 1808 01:13:53,887 --> 01:13:55,180 And she's not even secretly listening 1809 01:13:55,222 --> 01:13:56,682 to this conversation or anything. 1810 01:13:56,974 --> 01:13:57,724 I really mean it. 1811 01:13:57,766 --> 01:13:58,559 [Chuckles] 1812 01:13:59,435 --> 01:14:01,228 - I'm happy to hear that for you dude. 1813 01:14:01,395 --> 01:14:03,063 - Yeah. Life’s good. 1814 01:14:04,106 --> 01:14:06,983 Well, hey, family is waiting for me. Uh, 1815 01:14:07,025 --> 01:14:08,402 cornhole loser has to buy dinner tonight, 1816 01:14:08,444 --> 01:14:09,653 so I gotta prepare. 1817 01:14:10,112 --> 01:14:11,738 - Well, if I remember correctly, 1818 01:14:11,780 --> 01:14:13,031 I think you’ll be ok. 1819 01:14:14,241 --> 01:14:15,033 - All right. 1820 01:14:16,076 --> 01:14:16,910 Take care. 1821 01:14:17,077 --> 01:14:18,537 Have a good one. 1822 01:14:18,954 --> 01:14:21,874 - You know, we could, like, hang out some time. Catch up? 1823 01:14:22,374 --> 01:14:24,418 I haven't seen you in years, dude. 1824 01:14:24,460 --> 01:14:25,585 [Sighs] - Yeah, man. 1825 01:14:25,627 --> 01:14:26,962 I'll try to fit you in my schedule. 1826 01:14:27,004 --> 01:14:29,631 Um, I have a lot going on, but yeah, um, 1827 01:14:30,507 --> 01:14:33,552 yeah, maybe I’ll run into you. 1828 01:14:38,265 --> 01:14:40,267 - Man, I really used to look up to that guy. 1829 01:14:40,934 --> 01:14:42,603 I wanted to be just like him. 1830 01:14:46,690 --> 01:14:47,858 - Wanted or want? 1831 01:14:49,067 --> 01:14:50,694 - Very wise insight, my friend. 1832 01:14:51,069 --> 01:14:52,863 I have much to ponder now. 1833 01:14:53,614 --> 01:14:54,406 - I literally didn't hear you. 1834 01:14:54,531 --> 01:14:55,699 My headache is so bad, 1835 01:14:55,949 --> 01:14:58,577 the pounding is drowning out regular noise. 1836 01:15:00,454 --> 01:15:01,254 [Music plays] 1837 01:15:12,132 --> 01:15:12,732 [Music] 1838 01:15:21,141 --> 01:15:21,934 - Hey, Mike. 1839 01:15:22,476 --> 01:15:23,518 'What About Bob' is on. 1840 01:15:23,560 --> 01:15:24,353 Just started. 1841 01:15:24,603 --> 01:15:25,854 - I'm actually gonna go out again, 1842 01:15:25,979 --> 01:15:26,772 if that's all right? 1843 01:15:27,231 --> 01:15:28,523 Probably end up sleeping over. 1844 01:15:28,565 --> 01:15:29,942 - You go have fun! 1845 01:15:30,484 --> 01:15:31,318 - Later. Love you! 1846 01:15:31,610 --> 01:15:39,610 [Upbeat music continues] 1847 01:15:39,785 --> 01:15:40,665 [Upbeat music] 1848 01:15:49,211 --> 01:15:50,091 [Upbeat music] 1849 01:15:59,054 --> 01:15:59,934 [Upbeat music] 1850 01:16:09,022 --> 01:16:09,902 [Upbeat music] 1851 01:16:19,032 --> 01:16:19,912 [Upbeat music] 1852 01:16:27,040 --> 01:16:27,833 - Going out again. 1853 01:16:27,916 --> 01:16:29,501 - Don't you wanted dinner? I made tacos. 1854 01:16:29,543 --> 01:16:31,795 - No can do. I’ll be back later. 1855 01:16:32,546 --> 01:16:35,090 - You know, this new, uh, confident Mike is concerning. 1856 01:16:35,132 --> 01:16:36,012 [Upbeat music] 1857 01:16:44,641 --> 01:16:45,521 [Upbeat music] 1858 01:16:54,318 --> 01:16:56,528 [Upbeat music] 1859 01:16:56,570 --> 01:17:02,701 [Birds chirping] 1860 01:17:02,743 --> 01:17:03,952 - Is that a good book? 1861 01:17:04,661 --> 01:17:06,288 - I’m intrigued enough to finish it. 1862 01:17:06,413 --> 01:17:07,247 - Cool. 1863 01:17:09,124 --> 01:17:09,916 - I'm currently reading 1864 01:17:10,083 --> 01:17:13,837 well, rereading, actually, Michelle Obama's newest book. 1865 01:17:14,046 --> 01:17:15,005 It is amazing. 1866 01:17:15,380 --> 01:17:17,215 She is such a personal hero of mine. 1867 01:17:17,507 --> 01:17:21,470 - That is really cool, Tory. 1868 01:17:24,306 --> 01:17:25,098 [Whistle blows] 1869 01:17:25,515 --> 01:17:27,309 - Stop running, Tommy! 1870 01:17:28,477 --> 01:17:29,311 [Sighs] 1871 01:17:29,770 --> 01:17:30,562 - So, McHenry, 1872 01:17:31,188 --> 01:17:34,024 in the most correctly appropriate way possible, 1873 01:17:34,608 --> 01:17:35,692 how's your ass feeling today? 1874 01:17:35,734 --> 01:17:36,484 [Laughs] 1875 01:17:36,526 --> 01:17:38,278 - Dude, it's still freaking hurts, man. 1876 01:17:38,528 --> 01:17:40,405 - Man, You are a mad-man. 1877 01:17:40,447 --> 01:17:43,283 - I know, dude. I love doing crazy stuff like that. 1878 01:17:43,325 --> 01:17:44,075 It's the best. 1879 01:17:44,117 --> 01:17:44,909 And it's still like, 1880 01:17:44,951 --> 01:17:47,204 so cool that you party like that too. 1881 01:17:48,163 --> 01:17:49,831 - W-what do you mean, still? 1882 01:17:49,956 --> 01:17:52,000 - Well, like, you know, my brothers, they... - Mm-hmm. 1883 01:17:52,042 --> 01:17:54,086 - They're all about discipline nowadays, 1884 01:17:54,252 --> 01:17:57,047 and getting up early and like schoolwork and stuff. 1885 01:17:57,172 --> 01:17:58,674 It’s so lame. 1886 01:17:59,132 --> 01:17:59,925 - Yeah. 1887 01:18:00,050 --> 01:18:03,637 My life is totally awesome. [Chuckles] 1888 01:18:05,389 --> 01:18:07,265 - Hey, Mike, do you have any plans this week? 1889 01:18:07,307 --> 01:18:08,725 I was thinking about having the guards over 1890 01:18:08,767 --> 01:18:09,559 for a dinner party. 1891 01:18:09,851 --> 01:18:12,062 Try to have a respectable evening for once. 1892 01:18:12,104 --> 01:18:12,854 [Music and party noises] 1893 01:18:12,896 --> 01:18:13,689 - Let's go! 1894 01:18:14,106 --> 01:18:14,898 - Yeah! 1895 01:18:16,358 --> 01:18:17,776 - Oh! Oh! 1896 01:18:18,026 --> 01:18:24,908 [Party music plays] [Indistinct chatter] 1897 01:18:24,950 --> 01:18:27,619 [Party music plays] [Indistinct chatter] 1898 01:18:27,661 --> 01:18:28,453 - You do this one. 1899 01:18:28,495 --> 01:18:29,913 I'm totally wasted. 1900 01:18:29,955 --> 01:18:30,705 [Laughs] 1901 01:18:30,747 --> 01:18:32,249 - Hi Maggie, I’m wasted. 1902 01:18:33,458 --> 01:18:34,209 - Wait. 1903 01:18:34,251 --> 01:18:35,001 [Laughs] 1904 01:18:35,043 --> 01:18:37,421 - This is for all my fans. 1905 01:18:37,754 --> 01:18:39,756 [Fart noise] 1906 01:18:39,798 --> 01:18:40,632 [Laughs] 1907 01:18:41,883 --> 01:18:43,677 - Good stuff. You should totally post that. 1908 01:18:43,927 --> 01:18:45,970 - Dude, we should go to the gas station 1909 01:18:46,012 --> 01:18:47,848 and see if you can buy some beer. 1910 01:18:48,557 --> 01:18:49,683 - What do you mean? 1911 01:18:49,850 --> 01:18:51,017 Can't you just buy it? 1912 01:18:51,476 --> 01:18:52,936 - Well, yeah, um, but, 1913 01:18:52,978 --> 01:18:54,479 I buy beer all the time. 1914 01:18:54,730 --> 01:18:56,398 We should see if you can do it. 1915 01:18:57,274 --> 01:18:58,859 - I don't understand. 1916 01:18:59,192 --> 01:19:00,193 Why would we do that? 1917 01:19:00,277 --> 01:19:01,069 [Chuckles] [Police siren] 1918 01:19:01,153 --> 01:19:02,154 - 'Cause it's fun, dude. 1919 01:19:02,404 --> 01:19:05,198 We go in, and if they don't sell it to you, 1920 01:19:05,782 --> 01:19:07,283 and they, like, chase us down the street, 1921 01:19:07,325 --> 01:19:08,618 and we just run as fast as we can 1922 01:19:08,827 --> 01:19:11,913 to the next place and see if they'll sell to you. 1923 01:19:12,789 --> 01:19:14,124 - Oh. - Oh. 1924 01:19:14,166 --> 01:19:14,916 - Oh, God. 1925 01:19:14,958 --> 01:19:15,751 [Crosstalk] 1926 01:19:16,501 --> 01:19:19,129 - We received a report of a TikTok 1927 01:19:19,171 --> 01:19:21,089 inviting every hot high schooler 1928 01:19:21,131 --> 01:19:23,258 from Monroe High to this address? 1929 01:19:24,676 --> 01:19:25,510 - Shit. 1930 01:19:25,552 --> 01:19:27,220 - You don't look like a hot high school chick, 1931 01:19:27,262 --> 01:19:28,388 so you're not welcome. 1932 01:19:28,430 --> 01:19:30,223 - Oh, I'm sure he'll leave now. 1933 01:19:30,515 --> 01:19:32,434 - All right, I'm gonna need to see some IDs. 1934 01:19:32,601 --> 01:19:35,061 - Don't worry, you guys. I'll handle this. 1935 01:19:35,437 --> 01:19:36,229 Look, 1936 01:19:36,855 --> 01:19:37,647 I'm a lifeguard. 1937 01:19:38,899 --> 01:19:39,900 And you're a police officer. 1938 01:19:40,650 --> 01:19:42,861 Our jobs really aren't that different, right? 1939 01:19:42,903 --> 01:19:43,945 Like we save people. 1940 01:19:44,613 --> 01:19:46,656 So, can I speak to you 1941 01:19:46,698 --> 01:19:48,742 as a fellow officer of the law? 1942 01:19:50,660 --> 01:19:51,453 - No. 1943 01:19:52,954 --> 01:19:53,747 - Shit. 1944 01:19:54,080 --> 01:19:54,873 - We got a runner. 1945 01:19:55,373 --> 01:19:56,792 - Go! go! S-shit. Oh! 1946 01:19:57,834 --> 01:20:01,630 [Running] 1947 01:20:02,589 --> 01:20:04,758 [Police sirens] 1948 01:20:04,800 --> 01:20:12,800 [Background noise] 1949 01:20:14,309 --> 01:20:16,853 [Background noise] 1950 01:20:16,937 --> 01:20:18,605 - Nice going, Brenda. 1951 01:20:18,647 --> 01:20:19,481 - It's sarcasm. 1952 01:20:19,689 --> 01:20:21,691 You were the one that kept telling her to post the video. 1953 01:20:21,900 --> 01:20:22,650 - Yeah. 1954 01:20:22,692 --> 01:20:23,860 Plus, Mike was the one who started running 1955 01:20:23,902 --> 01:20:25,028 in the first place. 1956 01:20:25,612 --> 01:20:27,364 - Are you seriously blaming me? 1957 01:20:27,531 --> 01:20:29,491 I'm going to jail because of you people. 1958 01:20:29,533 --> 01:20:30,325 - Whoa! Whoa! 1959 01:20:30,575 --> 01:20:32,327 We didn't make you do anything. 1960 01:20:32,828 --> 01:20:34,079 - You made me drink. 1961 01:20:34,246 --> 01:20:35,872 You made me break the law. 1962 01:20:36,248 --> 01:20:37,040 I never got into any trouble 1963 01:20:37,082 --> 01:20:38,458 before I met you psychos. 1964 01:20:38,500 --> 01:20:40,377 - Sorry for trying to show you a good time. 1965 01:20:40,502 --> 01:20:41,252 - You were just having a good time 1966 01:20:41,294 --> 01:20:44,214 watching me break bad. You used me, Emma. 1967 01:20:46,258 --> 01:20:48,677 - I did not use you. 1968 01:20:48,844 --> 01:20:51,680 - I was just your summer entertainment, wasn't I? 1969 01:20:51,888 --> 01:20:52,722 Someone you could convince 1970 01:20:52,764 --> 01:20:55,100 to have a few drinks with, have sex with, 1971 01:20:55,350 --> 01:20:56,434 and then just leave. 1972 01:20:57,185 --> 01:20:58,436 - That's not what I did. 1973 01:20:58,645 --> 01:20:59,437 - Why don’t you just go back 1974 01:20:59,479 --> 01:21:00,355 to your dumb little party school, 1975 01:21:00,397 --> 01:21:01,189 and leave me alone. 1976 01:21:01,314 --> 01:21:02,816 - You are way out of line, dude. 1977 01:21:02,941 --> 01:21:04,651 - I was wondering when you were going to butt in 1978 01:21:04,693 --> 01:21:06,236 and make this about yourself. 1979 01:21:06,736 --> 01:21:08,446 - How am I making this about myself? 1980 01:21:08,780 --> 01:21:11,783 - That's what you SJWs always do. 1981 01:21:11,992 --> 01:21:14,661 You gotta throw your two pennies on every subject. 1982 01:21:14,703 --> 01:21:16,746 - I was defending my friend, you dipshit. 1983 01:21:17,998 --> 01:21:20,500 - Look, can everybody please stop fighting? 1984 01:21:20,876 --> 01:21:23,628 One of these days, we're gonna look back on this 1985 01:21:23,670 --> 01:21:24,754 and we'll have a big laugh. 1986 01:21:24,838 --> 01:21:27,215 - Oh, and say, "Hey, remember when we were young and dumb?" 1987 01:21:27,966 --> 01:21:29,425 Take a look in the mirror, dude. 1988 01:21:29,467 --> 01:21:37,467 [Background noise] 1989 01:21:39,686 --> 01:21:43,815 [Engine noise] 1990 01:21:44,149 --> 01:21:47,235 [Car door opens] [Footsteps approaching] 1991 01:21:47,944 --> 01:21:49,737 - Looks like you're free to go. 1992 01:21:49,779 --> 01:21:57,779 [Background noise] 1993 01:21:59,205 --> 01:22:00,040 - Jimmy? 1994 01:22:00,916 --> 01:22:02,083 What are you doing here? 1995 01:22:02,834 --> 01:22:04,169 I was in the neighborhood. 1996 01:22:04,878 --> 01:22:05,837 I saw the lights. 1997 01:22:09,424 --> 01:22:10,592 What did you do? 1998 01:22:10,800 --> 01:22:12,260 I was able to make a few calls. 1999 01:22:12,844 --> 01:22:14,346 I talked to the officer, 2000 01:22:14,679 --> 01:22:15,722 and let's just say you all have 2001 01:22:15,764 --> 01:22:17,557 a lot of public service coming up. 2002 01:22:18,016 --> 01:22:19,642 - Dude. Thank you so mu... 2003 01:22:19,684 --> 01:22:21,519 - I told them that it was the best way 2004 01:22:21,561 --> 01:22:24,439 for you all to learn how to act like adults. 2005 01:22:26,900 --> 01:22:28,234 You kids have a good night. 2006 01:22:29,569 --> 01:22:30,362 [Car door opens] 2007 01:22:33,239 --> 01:22:34,032 [Car door closes] 2008 01:22:37,035 --> 01:22:38,828 [Objects clattering] 2009 01:22:38,870 --> 01:22:46,670 [Indistinct chatter] 2010 01:22:46,836 --> 01:22:48,922 - This omelet is egg-cellent. 2011 01:22:48,964 --> 01:22:53,885 [Indistinct chatter] 2012 01:22:55,762 --> 01:22:57,180 - What’s got you down, sport? 2013 01:22:58,390 --> 01:22:59,182 - I’m finished? 2014 01:22:59,975 --> 01:23:02,060 - Now, why would you say something like that? 2015 01:23:02,852 --> 01:23:04,145 - Because Mike is right. 2016 01:23:06,398 --> 01:23:07,190 I'm almost 30. 2017 01:23:08,441 --> 01:23:14,280 And I really need to get a real job or something. 2018 01:23:14,322 --> 01:23:15,115 - I agree. 2019 01:23:17,075 --> 01:23:18,910 So what's been holding you back? 2020 01:23:19,577 --> 01:23:22,205 - You know, when you're young 2021 01:23:23,248 --> 01:23:27,001 and everybody's always asking you like what's next for you? 2022 01:23:27,043 --> 01:23:28,795 What are you gonna be when you grow up? 2023 01:23:29,921 --> 01:23:31,131 They always tell you that, 2024 01:23:31,589 --> 01:23:32,674 you have your whole life ahead of you 2025 01:23:32,882 --> 01:23:33,675 and that you’re so young. 2026 01:23:37,303 --> 01:23:39,514 Well, eventually they stop saying that. 2027 01:23:41,349 --> 01:23:44,727 Instead, they start saying, "What happened?" Or, 2028 01:23:44,769 --> 01:23:45,937 "What a waste." 2029 01:23:50,817 --> 01:23:52,444 I guess, I just really wasn't ready 2030 01:23:52,819 --> 01:23:54,487 to make the jump from one thing to the next. 2031 01:23:56,072 --> 01:23:57,949 And I thought that if I just forced it, 2032 01:23:57,991 --> 01:23:59,451 that maybe 2033 01:24:00,910 --> 01:24:02,203 I could still have everything ahead of me. 2034 01:24:03,038 --> 01:24:05,164 - You know, when I first started at the club, 2035 01:24:05,206 --> 01:24:06,290 I was too scared 2036 01:24:06,332 --> 01:24:08,001 to do a flip off the diving board. 2037 01:24:09,127 --> 01:24:09,919 I got all the way to the end, 2038 01:24:10,045 --> 01:24:10,837 and I just do a cannonball. 2039 01:24:11,880 --> 01:24:13,715 It was safe, it was easy. 2040 01:24:15,258 --> 01:24:16,051 And then one day, 2041 01:24:16,217 --> 01:24:18,053 another young guard came up to me. 2042 01:24:18,261 --> 01:24:20,888 And he told me that safe and easy path 2043 01:24:20,930 --> 01:24:22,223 is always gonna be there. 2044 01:24:23,016 --> 01:24:24,142 You can always go back to it. 2045 01:24:25,101 --> 01:24:28,980 But, there is a whole other world out there 2046 01:24:29,022 --> 01:24:31,107 that's just one diving board flip away. 2047 01:24:32,025 --> 01:24:33,443 You just have to choose to jump. 2048 01:24:35,028 --> 01:24:36,237 You know who said that to me? 2049 01:24:37,739 --> 01:24:38,698 - Was it me? 2050 01:24:38,782 --> 01:24:39,574 - No. 2051 01:24:39,824 --> 01:24:40,658 - It was Winston. 2052 01:24:41,326 --> 01:24:42,619 - Yeah, I said that. 2053 01:24:43,161 --> 01:24:43,953 - Good advice. 2054 01:24:43,995 --> 01:24:45,288 - Yeah, I know. 2055 01:24:53,213 --> 01:24:56,049 - I-I-I just don't even know what to say to you right now. 2056 01:24:56,883 --> 01:24:58,718 - Can you please just stop shouting? 2057 01:24:58,760 --> 01:25:00,094 My headache is killing me. 2058 01:25:00,136 --> 01:25:01,429 - It should be, mister. 2059 01:25:02,138 --> 01:25:03,681 Is this the kind of person you are now? 2060 01:25:04,182 --> 01:25:05,683 I just want to know what to expect. 2061 01:25:06,017 --> 01:25:07,685 - I thought you wanted me to get into trouble. 2062 01:25:09,229 --> 01:25:10,188 - What are you talking about? 2063 01:25:10,480 --> 01:25:11,314 - I was on the couch, 2064 01:25:11,564 --> 01:25:13,399 you were talking to Jeff, saying how I'm lame, 2065 01:25:13,650 --> 01:25:15,151 won’t amount to anything cool. 2066 01:25:15,401 --> 01:25:16,569 - That is not what we said. 2067 01:25:16,820 --> 01:25:17,946 - If verbatim was. 2068 01:25:18,780 --> 01:25:20,573 - I was thinking more along the lines of, 2069 01:25:20,615 --> 01:25:22,408 "Hey, maybe going out with some friends." 2070 01:25:22,659 --> 01:25:23,868 Maybe splitting a beer, 2071 01:25:24,577 --> 01:25:26,162 not ending up in the drunk tank. 2072 01:25:26,454 --> 01:25:27,664 - I got to go to work. 2073 01:25:28,206 --> 01:25:29,582 - You are quitting that job. 2074 01:25:29,624 --> 01:25:31,084 It has been no good for you. 2075 01:25:32,418 --> 01:25:40,418 [Birds chirping] 2076 01:25:44,097 --> 01:25:44,972 - I really don't know what to say 2077 01:25:45,014 --> 01:25:46,224 to you all right now. 2078 01:25:46,474 --> 01:25:48,268 - Sir, this is all my fault. 2079 01:25:48,434 --> 01:25:49,561 I should take all the blame. 2080 01:25:49,811 --> 01:25:50,895 - I should fire all of you. 2081 01:25:50,979 --> 01:25:52,272 Especially you, Norb. 2082 01:25:52,939 --> 01:25:53,731 - Please don't. 2083 01:25:54,357 --> 01:25:55,150 - All right. 2084 01:25:56,025 --> 01:25:57,485 There's two weeks left until Labor Day. 2085 01:25:57,527 --> 01:25:58,820 You’ll work the rest of the season, 2086 01:25:58,862 --> 01:26:00,321 but no promises you'll have a job here 2087 01:26:00,363 --> 01:26:01,656 next Memorial Day. 2088 01:26:04,784 --> 01:26:05,577 [Exhales] 2089 01:26:06,077 --> 01:26:06,870 All right. 2090 01:26:07,036 --> 01:26:08,413 It's gonna be the 90s today. 2091 01:26:09,164 --> 01:26:09,956 We're going to be packed. 2092 01:26:11,040 --> 01:26:12,292 Go get ready to open. 2093 01:26:13,251 --> 01:26:14,001 - Hey, I'm really sorry 2094 01:26:14,043 --> 01:26:15,545 for getting in trouble last night. 2095 01:26:16,087 --> 01:26:17,714 - You got me into a lot more than that. 2096 01:26:18,173 --> 01:26:20,049 - Yeah, I know, I'm really sorry, dude. 2097 01:26:21,176 --> 01:26:22,552 - It's all been amazing. 2098 01:26:24,512 --> 01:26:27,265 - I know I’m a square, but you welcomed me anyways. 2099 01:26:28,892 --> 01:26:31,477 First time anyone's ever done that for me. 2100 01:26:31,519 --> 01:26:33,437 Don’t let that part of you ever change. 2101 01:26:33,479 --> 01:26:41,479 [Birds chirping] 2102 01:26:42,864 --> 01:26:46,159 [Birds chirping] 2103 01:26:46,201 --> 01:26:47,160 [Laughter] 2104 01:26:47,202 --> 01:26:48,286 - Those were some good cheese cakes. 2105 01:26:48,328 --> 01:26:49,120 - Yeah. 2106 01:26:49,204 --> 01:26:49,954 - What's your favorite? 2107 01:26:49,996 --> 01:26:50,746 [Laughs] 2108 01:26:50,788 --> 01:26:52,707 - My favorite, that'd be a chocolate strawberry. 2109 01:26:52,749 --> 01:26:54,417 - My favorite is, like, Mexican. 2110 01:26:55,585 --> 01:26:57,044 - How's it going girls? 2111 01:26:57,086 --> 01:26:57,879 - Hey. 2112 01:26:58,087 --> 01:26:58,838 [Laughs] 2113 01:26:58,880 --> 01:27:06,880 [Indistinct chatter] 2114 01:27:07,805 --> 01:27:15,805 [Indistinct chatter] 2115 01:27:17,523 --> 01:27:19,943 [Indistinct chatter] 2116 01:27:20,026 --> 01:27:20,666 [Laughter] 2117 01:27:25,573 --> 01:27:26,324 - House rules. - I'm not gonna, 2118 01:27:26,366 --> 01:27:27,158 I’m not gonna do that. 2119 01:27:27,867 --> 01:27:29,410 Because I've been here longer than you. 2120 01:27:29,494 --> 01:27:31,454 And so, house seniority. 2121 01:27:31,663 --> 01:27:32,455 - See? 2122 01:27:32,497 --> 01:27:33,873 - If you think of it like a line of succession. 2123 01:27:33,915 --> 01:27:36,918 Right. Like I'm higher up and therefore... 2124 01:27:37,168 --> 01:27:38,836 But then again, I don’t want to get too hierarchical. 2125 01:27:38,878 --> 01:27:39,629 - I’m gonna be honest, I'm waiting for you 2126 01:27:39,671 --> 01:27:40,671 to stop talking. Because I... 2127 01:27:40,713 --> 01:27:44,258 - Wow. [Inaudible] - Wow. Okay. That's fine. -That's 2128 01:27:44,300 --> 01:27:45,176 seniority you should [Crosstalk] 2129 01:27:45,218 --> 01:27:45,968 - That's fine. 2130 01:27:46,010 --> 01:27:46,761 You know, 2131 01:27:46,803 --> 01:27:48,429 [Crosstalk] there’s been some lingering resentment here 2132 01:27:48,846 --> 01:27:49,931 and I’m wondering why. 2133 01:27:54,269 --> 01:27:55,061 - Hey. 2134 01:27:56,396 --> 01:27:57,397 Hottest day of the year, isn't it? 2135 01:27:58,606 --> 01:27:59,399 - Yup. 2136 01:28:01,943 --> 01:28:03,403 - If you want, I could go get you an ice water. 2137 01:28:04,404 --> 01:28:05,154 - That would actually be... 2138 01:28:05,196 --> 01:28:05,989 - I won't. 2139 01:28:06,739 --> 01:28:07,532 I could, 2140 01:28:08,449 --> 01:28:09,242 but I won't. 2141 01:28:13,496 --> 01:28:14,289 - Why are we mad at each other? 2142 01:28:14,497 --> 01:28:15,290 - I don’t know. 2143 01:28:17,125 --> 01:28:19,877 - I drive my daddy’s truck, 2144 01:28:20,712 --> 01:28:23,464 drink my momma’s beer, 2145 01:28:24,465 --> 01:28:25,466 but I got my own... 2146 01:28:25,508 --> 01:28:27,343 - I'm gonna punch you in the... -...girl - ...throat. 2147 01:28:27,969 --> 01:28:31,055 - I got my daddy’s truck, 2148 01:28:31,723 --> 01:28:34,392 and my momma’s beer, 2149 01:28:35,310 --> 01:28:38,354 and I got my own girl. 2150 01:28:38,855 --> 01:28:39,689 - Excuse me. 2151 01:28:40,231 --> 01:28:41,399 - Hi, how can I help? 2152 01:28:42,025 --> 01:28:43,567 - My son over there said he's banned 2153 01:28:43,609 --> 01:28:44,819 from the diving boards. 2154 01:28:45,153 --> 01:28:46,737 - Which kid are you talking about? 2155 01:28:46,779 --> 01:28:47,613 - Cool little dude over there 2156 01:28:47,697 --> 01:28:48,614 in the blue swimsuit. 2157 01:28:48,656 --> 01:28:53,244 [Water splash] 2158 01:28:53,286 --> 01:28:54,120 - Oh, 2159 01:28:54,162 --> 01:28:55,746 yeah, right. 2160 01:28:55,788 --> 01:28:56,539 Yeah. 2161 01:28:56,581 --> 01:28:58,624 We had to ban him from the diving boards 2162 01:28:58,666 --> 01:28:59,583 because he kept running up 2163 01:28:59,625 --> 01:29:00,918 and pushing people off. 2164 01:29:02,045 --> 01:29:02,837 - Oh my God. 2165 01:29:03,004 --> 01:29:04,380 He pushed people off the diving boards? 2166 01:29:04,714 --> 01:29:07,216 Did they fall into the water safely below them? 2167 01:29:07,258 --> 01:29:08,509 - He's got a point. 2168 01:29:08,551 --> 01:29:10,261 - Kyle, will you just... 2169 01:29:11,512 --> 01:29:13,180 - They were going to jump off anyways. 2170 01:29:13,222 --> 01:29:14,599 What's the big idea? 2171 01:29:15,099 --> 01:29:17,560 - We asked him repeatedly to stop and he wouldn't. 2172 01:29:17,602 --> 01:29:19,228 So he's banned for now. 2173 01:29:20,188 --> 01:29:24,650 - Listen, we don't pay 8k a year to not use the diving boards 2174 01:29:24,859 --> 01:29:26,027 and not use the bathroom, 2175 01:29:26,235 --> 01:29:27,862 and not use a complimentary towels. 2176 01:29:28,696 --> 01:29:30,990 - We got complimentary towels? 2177 01:29:31,199 --> 01:29:33,909 - I pay 8k a year to use a diving boards, 2178 01:29:33,951 --> 01:29:35,286 and use the bathrooms. 2179 01:29:35,453 --> 01:29:37,372 And I'll take any dang towel I want. 2180 01:29:37,580 --> 01:29:38,331 Because last year 2181 01:29:38,373 --> 01:29:40,082 in the P.B. Benson Memorial Golf Outing, 2182 01:29:40,124 --> 01:29:41,417 I came in fifth. 2183 01:29:41,959 --> 01:29:43,628 Now, what do you have to say to that? 2184 01:29:43,878 --> 01:29:47,340 - I say your kid is still banned and now you are too. 2185 01:29:47,757 --> 01:29:50,801 [Chuckles] - You're gonna ban me from the diving boards? 2186 01:29:50,843 --> 01:29:51,635 The guy that came in fifth 2187 01:29:51,677 --> 01:29:53,096 in the P.B. Benson Memorial Golf Outing. 2188 01:29:53,221 --> 01:29:54,013 Are you serious? 2189 01:29:54,180 --> 01:29:54,972 - Yes. 2190 01:29:55,681 --> 01:29:56,933 - You just made a big mistake. 2191 01:29:57,058 --> 01:29:59,268 - Hey, don't you go off those diving boards. 2192 01:29:59,310 --> 01:30:00,728 I'm freaking gonna! 2193 01:30:00,770 --> 01:30:05,274 [Footsteps] 2194 01:30:06,401 --> 01:30:07,193 - Really? 2195 01:30:07,985 --> 01:30:10,988 [Footsteps] 2196 01:30:11,697 --> 01:30:14,367 - Sir, can you please stop being such an ass. 2197 01:30:16,953 --> 01:30:17,954 - Watch this Jack Knife 2198 01:30:26,879 --> 01:30:27,630 [Bangs head] 2199 01:30:27,672 --> 01:30:32,343 [Water splashing] 2200 01:30:32,385 --> 01:30:40,385 [Background noise] 2201 01:30:41,519 --> 01:30:45,564 [Music] 2202 01:30:45,606 --> 01:30:48,401 [Music] 2203 01:30:48,443 --> 01:30:52,738 [Whistles] 2204 01:30:52,780 --> 01:30:58,160 [Music] [Water splash] 2205 01:30:58,202 --> 01:31:06,202 [Music] [Water splash] 2206 01:31:09,839 --> 01:31:10,631 - Call an ambulance. 2207 01:31:11,090 --> 01:31:12,049 - Way ahead of you. 2208 01:31:12,967 --> 01:31:13,759 - Emma, you go assist. 2209 01:31:14,385 --> 01:31:15,178 - Got it. 2210 01:31:16,262 --> 01:31:17,430 - Brenda, get off your phone! 2211 01:31:20,600 --> 01:31:22,560 - Don't stop live streaming. 2212 01:31:22,602 --> 01:31:23,202 [Music] 2213 01:31:31,903 --> 01:31:33,571 - Oh, shit. What now? 2214 01:31:34,197 --> 01:31:36,115 Ugh! Seriously? 2215 01:31:37,617 --> 01:31:39,202 - Are, are you choking? 2216 01:31:39,410 --> 01:31:40,010 [Choking] 2217 01:31:47,210 --> 01:31:50,171 [Water splash] 2218 01:31:50,213 --> 01:31:50,963 - I got him. 2219 01:31:51,005 --> 01:31:54,592 [water splashing] 2220 01:31:54,634 --> 01:31:56,928 - Emma I need a tube under his legs. 2221 01:31:58,095 --> 01:31:59,305 - Leg tube coming under. 2222 01:31:59,931 --> 01:32:01,307 - Norb, bringing him to you now. 2223 01:32:01,599 --> 01:32:02,391 - Got it. 2224 01:32:04,810 --> 01:32:05,645 - Is he breathing? 2225 01:32:05,811 --> 01:32:06,604 - I don't think so. 2226 01:32:06,771 --> 01:32:07,563 - We got to get him out now. 2227 01:32:08,105 --> 01:32:09,899 - I'm gonna go let the paramedics in. 2228 01:32:10,608 --> 01:32:11,901 - Ok, seven minutes. 2229 01:32:14,445 --> 01:32:15,238 - Brace cushions on. 2230 01:32:15,488 --> 01:32:16,280 - Head straps. 2231 01:32:17,573 --> 01:32:18,366 - Head strap on. 2232 01:32:18,658 --> 01:32:21,118 - Pull him out in one, two, three. 2233 01:32:21,160 --> 01:32:25,080 [Water splash] 2234 01:32:25,122 --> 01:32:25,722 [Music] 2235 01:32:30,169 --> 01:32:31,671 - Norb, any signs of breathing? 2236 01:32:31,963 --> 01:32:32,755 - No, nothing. 2237 01:32:33,047 --> 01:32:33,964 - Emma, get some gloves on. 2238 01:32:34,006 --> 01:32:35,508 I need you to try and stop the bleeding. 2239 01:32:35,675 --> 01:32:36,875 I'm gonna start with the chest compressions. 2240 01:32:36,968 --> 01:32:38,469 Norb, get ready with the resuscitater. 2241 01:32:38,511 --> 01:32:39,345 - Got it. 2242 01:32:39,554 --> 01:32:41,889 One. Two. Three. Four. 2243 01:32:41,973 --> 01:32:43,683 Five. Six. Seven. 2244 01:32:43,891 --> 01:32:46,811 Eight. Nine. Ten. Eleven. Twelve. 2245 01:32:47,186 --> 01:32:48,896 - Hey! Whoa! No. No I’m so-, 2246 01:32:48,938 --> 01:32:50,982 I need all of you to take five big steps back. 2247 01:32:51,190 --> 01:32:53,442 All right. We need to give the guards some room. 2248 01:32:53,651 --> 01:32:54,610 We need to keep this area clear. 2249 01:32:54,652 --> 01:32:55,736 Seventeen. Eighteen. Nineteen. 2250 01:32:55,778 --> 01:32:56,570 Ready with the buzz[?]? 2251 01:32:56,612 --> 01:32:57,363 - Ready. 2252 01:32:57,405 --> 01:32:59,865 Twenty-five. Twenty-six. Twenty-seven. Twenty-eight. 2253 01:32:59,949 --> 01:33:02,243 Twenty-nine. Thirty. Norb, two breaths. 2254 01:33:03,077 --> 01:33:03,869 [Blows air] 2255 01:33:05,079 --> 01:33:05,871 [Blows air] 2256 01:33:06,664 --> 01:33:07,414 Anything? 2257 01:33:07,456 --> 01:33:08,249 - Still nothing. 2258 01:33:08,457 --> 01:33:09,917 - Winston, it's gotta be stuck in his throat, 2259 01:33:09,959 --> 01:33:11,043 I need you to check. 2260 01:33:11,252 --> 01:33:12,336 - Oh. Come on. Seriously? 2261 01:33:12,378 --> 01:33:14,046 - Yes. Just trust me. 2262 01:33:14,088 --> 01:33:15,923 [Choking] 2263 01:33:16,048 --> 01:33:16,841 Ugh! 2264 01:33:21,220 --> 01:33:21,971 - Ugh! 2265 01:33:22,013 --> 01:33:24,098 I am just having the worst day. 2266 01:33:24,890 --> 01:33:26,642 - Oh, I think I see it. 2267 01:33:27,101 --> 01:33:30,396 - Seven. Eight. Nine. Ten. Eleven. Twelve. 2268 01:33:30,896 --> 01:33:33,816 Thirteen. Fourteen. Fifteen. Sixteen. Seventeen. 2269 01:33:33,983 --> 01:33:35,317 Eighteen. Nineteen. 2270 01:33:35,359 --> 01:33:36,902 Give me two more breaths in a moment, Norb. 2271 01:33:36,944 --> 01:33:37,737 Got it. 2272 01:33:37,903 --> 01:33:40,948 Twenty-five. Twenty-six. Twenty-seven. Twenty-eight. 2273 01:33:40,990 --> 01:33:43,075 Twenty-nine. Thirty. Norb, two breaths. 2274 01:33:43,909 --> 01:33:44,744 [Blows air] 2275 01:33:45,911 --> 01:33:46,704 [Blows air] 2276 01:33:47,538 --> 01:33:48,331 Anything? 2277 01:33:48,623 --> 01:33:49,373 - Nothing. 2278 01:33:49,415 --> 01:33:50,624 - After this round, we'll switch. 2279 01:33:50,666 --> 01:33:51,417 I'm getting tired. 2280 01:33:51,459 --> 01:33:52,209 - Okay. 2281 01:33:52,251 --> 01:33:53,002 - What's going on? 2282 01:33:53,044 --> 01:33:53,794 - Please, sir. 2283 01:33:53,836 --> 01:33:56,046 - Hey, you all need to sit down. 2284 01:33:56,088 --> 01:33:57,464 Everybody needs to listen to her. 2285 01:33:57,506 --> 01:34:00,759 She's in charge, and she knows a lot more than you do. 2286 01:34:00,801 --> 01:34:02,803 Now sit down, idiots! 2287 01:34:03,179 --> 01:34:03,971 [Clears throat] 2288 01:34:04,013 --> 01:34:04,805 - Thank you, Kyle. 2289 01:34:05,389 --> 01:34:06,349 - I got your back. 2290 01:34:08,517 --> 01:34:10,144 [Choking] 2291 01:34:10,186 --> 01:34:10,936 - Do you see it? 2292 01:34:10,978 --> 01:34:12,271 - Oh, I think I see it. 2293 01:34:12,313 --> 01:34:13,939 - Then get it out! 2294 01:34:13,981 --> 01:34:15,191 - I think I touched it! 2295 01:34:15,816 --> 01:34:16,609 [Squelchy sound] 2296 01:34:16,901 --> 01:34:20,237 [Coughs] 2297 01:34:20,321 --> 01:34:21,530 - Thank you guys. 2298 01:34:21,781 --> 01:34:23,157 - Don't mention it. 2299 01:34:24,408 --> 01:34:25,618 - The head bleeding has stopped. 2300 01:34:25,660 --> 01:34:26,410 - Thank you. 2301 01:34:26,452 --> 01:34:28,579 - Five. Six. Seven. Eight. 2302 01:34:28,704 --> 01:34:29,872 Nine. Ten. 2303 01:34:30,081 --> 01:34:30,915 [Coughs] 2304 01:34:34,001 --> 01:34:35,795 Here. Get this whole thing on its side. - Yeap. 2305 01:34:36,837 --> 01:34:39,799 [Coughs] 2306 01:34:40,007 --> 01:34:42,134 All right, put him back down slowly. 2307 01:34:42,218 --> 01:34:45,554 [Coughing] 2308 01:34:45,805 --> 01:34:47,473 - This water isn’t even freaking cold. 2309 01:34:48,557 --> 01:34:52,811 [Sighs] 2310 01:34:52,853 --> 01:34:59,110 [Birds chirping] 2311 01:34:59,193 --> 01:35:00,235 [Water pouring] 2312 01:35:00,277 --> 01:35:08,277 [Birds chirping] 2313 01:35:09,412 --> 01:35:12,623 [Birds chirping] 2314 01:35:12,790 --> 01:35:18,504 [Car stereo playing] 2315 01:35:18,587 --> 01:35:21,674 [Door opens] 2316 01:35:21,716 --> 01:35:23,384 [Door closes] 2317 01:35:28,639 --> 01:35:29,432 [Dog barking] 2318 01:35:35,062 --> 01:35:35,896 - Hey, Jeff. 2319 01:35:36,313 --> 01:35:37,106 - Hey, Mike. 2320 01:35:38,691 --> 01:35:39,483 What time is it? 2321 01:35:40,234 --> 01:35:41,026 - Just after ten. 2322 01:35:41,277 --> 01:35:42,069 [Car honks] 2323 01:35:43,988 --> 01:35:45,197 - I was supposed to be home at 9 2324 01:35:46,782 --> 01:35:47,575 P.M. 2325 01:35:48,826 --> 01:35:49,618 A few nights ago. 2326 01:35:53,873 --> 01:35:54,665 [Can clinks] 2327 01:35:54,915 --> 01:35:55,708 Anyway, 2328 01:35:56,667 --> 01:35:58,210 mom still pissed at you? 2329 01:35:58,377 --> 01:35:59,170 - Yeah. 2330 01:35:59,712 --> 01:36:00,838 [Sighs] 2331 01:36:00,963 --> 01:36:02,131 - Don't worry. Just keep 2332 01:36:03,424 --> 01:36:06,844 doing whatever she says for a few days and it'll blow over. 2333 01:36:08,137 --> 01:36:08,929 [Sighs] 2334 01:36:09,054 --> 01:36:12,391 Well, since it's your, uh, first offense, 2335 01:36:13,309 --> 01:36:15,352 guess I'll help take the heat off you. 2336 01:36:15,561 --> 01:36:17,396 You know, I'm sure my return here 2337 01:36:17,563 --> 01:36:19,648 will piss her off enough to make her forget 2338 01:36:19,690 --> 01:36:20,816 about whatever you did. 2339 01:36:23,110 --> 01:36:26,530 - Did you stay out and get in trouble for me? 2340 01:36:28,783 --> 01:36:30,993 - Yeah. It was mutually beneficial. 2341 01:36:31,160 --> 01:36:32,578 Maybe next time I'll take you with me. 2342 01:36:34,413 --> 01:36:35,206 - That'd be cool. 2343 01:36:37,625 --> 01:36:38,417 [Sighs] 2344 01:36:38,876 --> 01:36:39,668 [Tap on the back] 2345 01:36:43,547 --> 01:36:44,340 - Oh, mother! 2346 01:36:46,759 --> 01:36:47,551 I'm home! 2347 01:36:48,093 --> 01:36:52,556 [Phone rings] 2348 01:36:52,598 --> 01:36:53,390 - Hey, Tory. 2349 01:36:53,808 --> 01:36:54,642 - Hey, Mike. 2350 01:36:55,017 --> 01:36:56,560 - Are you going to be around this Friday? 2351 01:36:56,852 --> 01:36:58,312 We get our final paychecks, 2352 01:36:58,562 --> 01:37:00,397 do a bit of clean up, say our goodbyes. 2353 01:37:00,898 --> 01:37:02,691 It would be really nice if you could swing by. 2354 01:37:03,108 --> 01:37:04,276 - Yeah, I'll be there. 2355 01:37:05,528 --> 01:37:06,278 [Laughs] 2356 01:37:06,320 --> 01:37:07,070 - Oh my gosh. 2357 01:37:07,112 --> 01:37:08,280 - I can't believe we got this all. 2358 01:37:08,322 --> 01:37:09,490 - Oh my God. 2359 01:37:09,532 --> 01:37:11,116 [Laughter] 2360 01:37:11,283 --> 01:37:13,118 - When you said that, that was, like, what are you-, 2361 01:37:13,160 --> 01:37:13,953 what does that even mean? 2362 01:37:14,119 --> 01:37:14,954 [Laughs] 2363 01:37:15,079 --> 01:37:17,247 You can say that in any context. -That was our day one 2364 01:37:17,289 --> 01:37:18,457 You're right. [Laughter] - Yeah. 2365 01:37:18,582 --> 01:37:19,708 - I was nervous. 2366 01:37:19,875 --> 01:37:20,626 - Gross. 2367 01:37:20,668 --> 01:37:22,211 Honestly, he should have drowned. 2368 01:37:22,837 --> 01:37:23,587 - Valid. 2369 01:37:23,629 --> 01:37:24,421 - Oh. 2370 01:37:24,839 --> 01:37:25,631 [Laughs] 2371 01:37:26,590 --> 01:37:33,013 - Hey, um, I just wanted to say thank you 2372 01:37:33,055 --> 01:37:34,807 for helping me out the other day. 2373 01:37:34,849 --> 01:37:35,975 I really appreciate that. 2374 01:37:37,518 --> 01:37:39,061 - I know you independent women 2375 01:37:39,103 --> 01:37:41,647 like to defend yourselves and such, 2376 01:37:42,022 --> 01:37:45,359 but I got your back. 2377 01:37:50,865 --> 01:37:51,698 - What about you, though? 2378 01:37:51,740 --> 01:37:52,533 Coming back? 2379 01:37:53,409 --> 01:37:55,661 [Laughs] 2380 01:37:55,744 --> 01:37:57,037 - I don't think so, little man. 2381 01:37:57,955 --> 01:38:00,082 I gotta get a law internship or something. 2382 01:38:00,124 --> 01:38:00,916 Build up the old resume 2383 01:38:01,667 --> 01:38:02,459 - Dang, Ok. 2384 01:38:02,751 --> 01:38:03,544 - Mhm-mhm. 2385 01:38:03,752 --> 01:38:07,214 You will have to carry on the shenanigans without me. 2386 01:38:07,256 --> 01:38:08,382 - That would be my honor. 2387 01:38:10,843 --> 01:38:12,177 - What about you, Norbert? 2388 01:38:12,595 --> 01:38:15,764 - Oh, um, actually, I'm becoming a student again. 2389 01:38:15,973 --> 01:38:17,224 - Really? Where at, man? 2390 01:38:17,766 --> 01:38:19,309 - The firefighters academy. 2391 01:38:19,351 --> 01:38:20,102 [Laughs] 2392 01:38:20,144 --> 01:38:21,228 - That is really awesome, Norb. 2393 01:38:21,770 --> 01:38:22,563 I'm happy for you. 2394 01:38:22,980 --> 01:38:23,772 - Thanks, dude. 2395 01:38:24,481 --> 01:38:25,608 - But that's not even the best part. 2396 01:38:26,150 --> 01:38:28,485 In honor of my many years of excellent service 2397 01:38:28,527 --> 01:38:30,487 and awesome personality... 2398 01:38:30,529 --> 01:38:31,488 - Right. 2399 01:38:31,530 --> 01:38:33,407 - ...the club has decided to make me a member. 2400 01:38:33,449 --> 01:38:35,868 [Laughs] 2401 01:38:35,951 --> 01:38:37,536 - Guess I will see you next year, then. 2402 01:38:37,578 --> 01:38:38,328 - Yep. 2403 01:38:38,370 --> 01:38:39,121 - And guess what? 2404 01:38:39,163 --> 01:38:40,497 It means you really gotta listen to me. 2405 01:38:40,539 --> 01:38:41,999 [Laughs] 2406 01:38:42,166 --> 01:38:43,083 - You're screwed, boss. 2407 01:38:43,375 --> 01:38:44,126 - Yes, sir. 2408 01:38:44,168 --> 01:38:44,960 - Mhm-mhm. 2409 01:38:47,087 --> 01:38:47,922 - Mag-attack. 2410 01:38:48,797 --> 01:38:50,090 How the hell are you? 2411 01:38:50,424 --> 01:38:51,216 - I'm just chummy. 2412 01:38:52,176 --> 01:38:54,887 - You know, with me being gone, 2413 01:38:55,346 --> 01:38:57,139 the Lifeguards are gonna need a new leader. 2414 01:39:02,478 --> 01:39:04,730 - Your head guard whistle. Really? 2415 01:39:05,314 --> 01:39:06,607 - Now, this is symbolic. 2416 01:39:06,732 --> 01:39:09,401 That whistle has been in my mouth for, like, six years. 2417 01:39:09,985 --> 01:39:11,612 I'm probably gonna be buried with it. 2418 01:39:11,654 --> 01:39:12,446 - Totally. 2419 01:39:13,030 --> 01:39:17,451 I'm honored and will do everything to uphold your legacy. 2420 01:39:17,576 --> 01:39:19,786 - Hi, Honored and we'll do everything to uphold your legacy. 2421 01:39:19,828 --> 01:39:20,954 I'm Norb. 2422 01:39:20,996 --> 01:39:28,996 [Birds chirping] 2423 01:39:30,714 --> 01:39:38,714 [Birds chirping] 2424 01:39:40,182 --> 01:39:48,182 [Birds chirping] 2425 01:39:49,233 --> 01:39:55,322 [Birds chirping] 2426 01:39:55,447 --> 01:39:56,240 - Hey, Emma. 2427 01:39:57,992 --> 01:40:00,786 I'm so, so sorry. 2428 01:40:02,538 --> 01:40:03,497 - I am sorry too, Mike. 2429 01:40:05,249 --> 01:40:08,544 - What even are we? Or were we? 2430 01:40:08,752 --> 01:40:09,920 - I believe this is what the scholars 2431 01:40:09,962 --> 01:40:11,547 refer to as a summer fling. 2432 01:40:12,881 --> 01:40:13,674 - Just a fling. 2433 01:40:14,466 --> 01:40:16,176 - You don't want a long distance date, 2434 01:40:16,218 --> 01:40:18,053 a guy in high school while you're in college. 2435 01:40:18,178 --> 01:40:18,971 [Laughs] 2436 01:40:19,179 --> 01:40:20,014 - I really don't. 2437 01:40:20,139 --> 01:40:21,640 Don't take it personally. 2438 01:40:21,932 --> 01:40:23,475 - I don't. I get it. 2439 01:40:24,518 --> 01:40:26,770 - But, um, it has come to my understanding 2440 01:40:26,812 --> 01:40:29,481 that you're gonna be visiting colleges this year. 2441 01:40:30,482 --> 01:40:32,401 I mean, I'm sure you'll end up at Harvard, though. 2442 01:40:32,693 --> 01:40:34,236 - I'll reach if anything. 2443 01:40:35,070 --> 01:40:37,740 - You come to my school for weekend. 2444 01:40:38,198 --> 01:40:40,826 I'll give you an unofficial tour. 2445 01:40:41,660 --> 01:40:42,453 - You can count on it. 2446 01:40:43,495 --> 01:40:45,330 - I, uh, I might actually be there four more years 2447 01:40:45,914 --> 01:40:46,749 since I changed my major. 2448 01:40:46,874 --> 01:40:48,959 - Oh, yeah? What to? 2449 01:40:50,377 --> 01:40:51,420 - Early childhood education. 2450 01:40:52,463 --> 01:40:53,297 - That's great. 2451 01:40:53,922 --> 01:40:55,674 - With a minor in finance. 2452 01:40:56,175 --> 01:40:57,009 Just in case. 2453 01:40:57,926 --> 01:40:58,719 - Just in case. 2454 01:40:59,428 --> 01:41:01,555 - You still carry around that rulebook with you? 2455 01:41:01,722 --> 01:41:03,849 - Yeah. I mostly leave it in the car now. 2456 01:41:04,391 --> 01:41:05,309 - Add this to it. 2457 01:41:10,439 --> 01:41:11,523 - Hey, Emma. You ready? 2458 01:41:12,357 --> 01:41:13,150 - Yes! 2459 01:41:16,487 --> 01:41:17,279 I'm out of here. 2460 01:41:19,281 --> 01:41:25,871 [Birds chirping] 2461 01:41:25,913 --> 01:41:27,081 - Hey, Mikey. 2462 01:41:28,999 --> 01:41:29,792 - Hey, guys. 2463 01:41:32,961 --> 01:41:34,171 - I guess I should head out too. 2464 01:41:34,880 --> 01:41:36,339 - You know, uh, Winston and I are gonna be 2465 01:41:36,381 --> 01:41:38,550 be shutting this place down, draining the pool. 2466 01:41:39,802 --> 01:41:41,553 You absolutely don’t have to help us. 2467 01:41:41,637 --> 01:41:43,597 But you can hang around if you want. 2468 01:41:44,431 --> 01:41:46,892 - Nah, that's a newbies job. 2469 01:41:46,934 --> 01:41:47,768 It's not me anymore. 2470 01:41:48,811 --> 01:41:49,645 - Get out of here. 2471 01:41:50,687 --> 01:41:51,939 - I'll see you guys around. 2472 01:41:53,148 --> 01:41:54,149 - Alright, Winston. 2473 01:41:54,817 --> 01:41:56,193 Ready to shut this place down? 2474 01:41:56,235 --> 01:42:00,072 - I gotta head out too, actually. Back to school. 2475 01:42:01,198 --> 01:42:02,032 - Damn. 2476 01:42:02,741 --> 01:42:04,618 - Alright, well, on your way. 2477 01:42:05,202 --> 01:42:07,746 You know, I can use some alone time here anyway. 2478 01:42:08,038 --> 01:42:09,873 - I had a feeling that would be the case. 2479 01:42:09,915 --> 01:42:11,708 I'm just going to grab my bag from the shack. 2480 01:42:11,875 --> 01:42:12,835 [Music playing] 2481 01:42:19,925 --> 01:42:20,525 [Music] 2482 01:42:30,060 --> 01:42:30,660 [Music] 2483 01:42:40,404 --> 01:42:43,240 [Birds chirping] 2484 01:42:43,282 --> 01:42:51,282 [Birds chirping] 2485 01:42:53,750 --> 01:42:58,338 [Upbeat music plays] 2486 01:42:58,422 --> 01:42:59,172 - Hey, Norb! 2487 01:42:59,214 --> 01:43:02,300 [Upbeat music plays] 2488 01:43:02,342 --> 01:43:09,141 [People cheering] 2489 01:43:09,183 --> 01:43:17,183 [Upbeat music plays] 2490 01:43:17,524 --> 01:43:21,945 [Laughter] [Upbeat music plays] 2491 01:43:21,987 --> 01:43:23,488 - Sounds like a bunch of rambunctious kids 2492 01:43:23,530 --> 01:43:25,616 just ran into the pool. 2493 01:43:26,366 --> 01:43:27,450 You got time for one last shift? 2494 01:43:27,492 --> 01:43:32,122 [Upbeat music plays] 2495 01:43:32,164 --> 01:43:32,956 [Water splashing] 2496 01:43:33,957 --> 01:43:34,708 Whoo! 2497 01:43:34,750 --> 01:43:42,750 [Upbeat music plays] 2498 01:43:44,051 --> 01:43:44,801 [Laughing] 2499 01:43:44,843 --> 01:43:52,643 [Upbeat music plays] 2500 01:43:52,726 --> 01:43:53,518 - Yeah! 2501 01:43:54,937 --> 01:43:55,729 [Cheers] 2502 01:43:55,771 --> 01:43:59,816 [Upbeat music plays] 2503 01:43:59,858 --> 01:44:00,609 Yeah! 2504 01:44:00,651 --> 01:44:08,651 [Upbeat music plays] 2505 01:44:10,535 --> 01:44:11,286 Yeah! 2506 01:44:11,328 --> 01:44:19,328 [Upbeat music plays] 2507 01:44:20,879 --> 01:44:28,879 [Upbeat music plays] 2508 01:44:30,514 --> 01:44:38,514 [Upbeat music plays] 2509 01:44:41,191 --> 01:44:49,191 [Upbeat music plays] 2510 01:44:51,285 --> 01:44:59,285 [Upbeat music plays] 2511 01:45:03,130 --> 01:45:11,130 [Upbeat music plays] 2512 01:45:13,265 --> 01:45:21,265 [Upbeat music plays] 2513 01:45:24,109 --> 01:45:32,109 [Upbeat music plays] 2514 01:45:33,660 --> 01:45:41,660 [Upbeat music plays] 2515 01:45:44,421 --> 01:45:52,421 [Upbeat music plays] 2516 01:45:56,516 --> 01:46:04,516 [Upbeat music plays] 2517 01:46:06,443 --> 01:46:14,443 [Upbeat music plays] 2518 01:46:16,119 --> 01:46:24,119 [Upbeat music plays] 2519 01:46:26,088 --> 01:46:34,088 [Upbeat music plays] 2520 01:46:36,223 --> 01:46:44,223 [Upbeat music plays] 2521 01:46:50,153 --> 01:46:54,032 [Indistinct chatter] 2522 01:46:54,074 --> 01:46:59,037 [Clapping] 2523 01:46:59,079 --> 01:47:01,414 [Indistinct chatter] 2524 01:47:01,456 --> 01:47:04,501 [Background noise] 2525 01:47:06,086 --> 01:47:06,878 [END]