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♪ Smooth ♪
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♪ Forró ♪
♪ I'm on the track, on the run ♪
♪ I'll be back in 30 to answer the concierge ♪
♪ The intercom rings nonstop ♪
♪ The tenants won't let me work! ♪
♪ Not even family leaves me alone ♪
♪ The locals are always asking for more ♪
♪ Pay the installment plan, daughter's school ♪
♪ My life is to stay at the gate! ♪
THE DOORMAN
♪ I'm a doorman, not a miracle worker ♪
♪ Live in toil, work all day ♪
♪ I want to live like this, longer ♪
♪ But I have to earn money ♪
♪ I'm a doorman, not a miracle worker ♪
♪ Live in toil, work all day ♪
♪ I just want to be able to have my coffee ♪
♪ But I have to earn money ♪
♪ Forró ♪
♪ I'm on the track, on the run ♪
♪ I'll be back in 30 to answer the concierge ♪
♪ The intercom rings nonstop ♪
♪ The tenants won't let me work! ♪
♪ Not even family leaves me alone ♪
♪ The locals are always asking for more ♪
♪ Pay the installment plan, daughter's school ♪
♪ My life is to stay at the gate! ♪
♪ I'm a doorman, not a miracle worker ♪
♪ Live in toil, work all day ♪
♪ I want to live like this, longer ♪
♪ But I have to earn money ♪
♪ I'm a doorman, not a miracle worker ♪
♪ Live in toil, work all day ♪
♪ I just want to be able to have my coffee ♪
♪ But I have to earn money ♪
[Siren]
[Delegate] What does he have?
[Police] I don't know, Doctor, he's been like this since he arrived.
[Delegate] What is he, a bus driver?
[Police] He's a doorman. [Delegate] A doorman, is he? Give it to me.
[Steps]
[Snort]
Mr. "Walt Disney"?
[Waldisney] It's Waldisney with "v" for Val
but it is actually spelled with the same "w".
My Dad didn't know that letter existed but found it pretty.
[Delegate] Okay, Mr. Waldisney. [Waldisney] Yes, sir.
[Delegate] Do you know why you're here? [Waldisney] I don't know, sir.
[Delegate] Are you the doorman of the Climax Building?
[Waldisney] Yes, during the day, there are others at night.
[Delegate] Mr. Waldisney, you are being charged with theft.
[Waldisney] What? [Delegate] Drug dealing... harassment, uproar.
[Waldisney] What is it?
[Delegate] Mr. Walt Disney... [Waldisney] It's Waldisney.
[Delegate] Mr. Waldisney, your situation is very complicated.
Do you have anything to say about what happened?
[Waldisney] I do, sir.
[Delegate] So, please go on.
Where do you think you're going?
[Waldisney] You told me to go.
[Delegate] I just said, "Go on". [Waldisney] That's it, "Go",
I thought I should leave. That I should go home.
[Delegate] I just said, "Go on"!
[Waldisney] Where? [Delegate] What do you mean where?
[Waldisney] Where do you want me to go?
[Delegate] With your story, Mr. Waldisney, I want you to tell me everything.
[Waldisney] Everything?
[Delegate] Everything. [Waldisney] Everything at all?
[Delegate] Yes, Mr. Waldisney.
[Waldisney] Fine.
[Noises]
I was born in Paraiba and we are five brothers.
I'm Waldisney, but there's Rodisney,
Sidsney, Flavisney, and Paulmacartney.
[Delegate] Paul McCartney?
[Waldisney] No, Macartney.
[Delegate] That's what I said, McCartney. Like the Beatles.
[Waldisney] And I also had five sisters.
Ellen, Suelen, Maryellen, Kellen, and Roberta.
[Delegate] Roberta? [Waldisney] Yes. Why?
[Delegate] No reason. There are five sisters, right?
[Waldisney] And we were a total of ten siblings who survived
but there were 16 who died.
When we were kids, Doctor...
[Delegate] Mr. Waldisney, what does this have to do with what happened?
[Waldisney] You wanted me to tell you everything.
[Delegate] Yes... but everything is not really everything.
[Waldisney] But I don't know everything that isn't really everything.
[Delegate] So tell me only half of everything.
[Waldisney] But you asked me to tell you everything.
[Delegate] I changed my mind. I want you to tell me less than a half.
Okay? You can move forward.
[Waldisney] Move?
[Delegate] With your story, Mr. Waldisney.
[Waldisney] With the story, yes. [Delegate] That's it.
[Waldisney] So, my grandmother and I, the first time we took a bus,
we went straight to Caruaru. Just me and her, you know?
[Delegate] Mr. Waldisney? [Waldisney] Could it be from last week?
[Delegate] It could be from last week. What happened last week?
[Waldisney] All of us in the family were gathered. For what?
To get some money to bring Paulmacartney to Rio.
[Delegate] Wait, I don't understand what your brother has to do with it.
Is your brother also in Rio de Janeiro?
[Waldisney] No, Doctor. As I was telling you, the family got together
to get some money to bring Paulmacartney here.
But the guy is illiterate.
Took the wrong bus and ended up in the Pantanal.
[Delegate] In the Pantanal? [Waldisney] Yes, sir.
[Delegate] I'm not buying it. So, he's already in Rio?
[Waldisney] No, no, Doctor. He took the wrong bus again.
Look at his situation here.
Mr. Waldisney, just tell me what matters to me.
I want to know the reason for all this mess.
[Waldisney] Is it... from today?
[Delegate] Yes.
[Waldisney] Everything?
[Delegate] Everything from today.
[Waldisney] My hut is inside the building.
That's where I live with Laurizete, my wife, and my girls:
Lauriney, Valdisneya, and Valdisnete.
I had switched shifts with the night shift doorman.
So I went home to take a nap
before returning to the morning shift later.
Laurizete was sleeping like an angel.
[Snoring]
[Noises]
[Snoring]
[Snoring] [Creaking]
[Creaking]
[Laurizete] Wake up, lazy. [Waldisney] But honey, I just...
[Laurizete] Don't call me honey, I don't like it.
[Waldisney] I just got back from the night shift...
[Laurizete] Are you going to argue?
[Waldisney] No I won't, honey.
[Laurizete] So come on, get your ass up. I'm starving to death.
[Waldisney] But my love... [Laurizete] bad mood when I'm hungry.
[Waldisney] That's fine, angel. [Laurizete] Yeah, go!
[Waldisney] I'm on my way, I'm on my way. [Laurizete] Fine.
[Groan]
[Birds] [Clink]
[Liquid] [Birds] [Clink]
[Laurizete] Aren't you going to school, don't you have classes?
Wake up. There's no one playing around here.
Except for your father who decided to sleep in. Lazy!
[Girl] I'm leaving now, Mom. [Laurizete] And what is this?
And what is this?
You have to study to be someone in life, your father and I...
we work really hard here, for you to have a different life.
Valdisneya Roberta!
You have to follow the example of your sisters.
[Waldisney] That's right, honey.
[Laurizete] Call me honey again Waldisney, call me? call me?
[Waldisney] Sorry, my daughter. I mean, my flower, my treasure...
[Laurizete] Just eat the bread I've buttered and you'll have the juice later.
At least something.
[Laughter]
[Valdisneya] You're tired, aren't you, Dad?
[Waldisney] Not at all, my daughter. I'm used to it. That's life.
[Valdisneya] You need to slow down.
[Waldisney] What is it? [Valdisneya] Go slower at work.
[Waldisney] Don't worry, dear. When I left Paraiba
without a penny in my pocket, I promised myself
that you would never lack anything.
The same for your sisters and your mother.
[Valdisneya] You need to take care of yourself, Dad.
[Waldisney] Don't worry about me, darling. Look, I'm still going strong.
[Laughter]
[Valdisneya] You're always happy, aren't you?
[Waldisney] I don't have to complain about life, dear.
[Valdisneya] Even with everyone demanding you all the time.
[Waldisney] Being a doorman is like that.
[Valdisneya] Your blessing, Dad.
[Waldisney] God bless you, my daughter.
[Valdisneya] Your blessing, Mother.
[Snoring]
[Laughter]
[Birds]
♪ Sertanejo ♪
♪ Get your things that are here ♪
[Water] ♪ Sertanejo ♪
♪ You don't enter this apartment anymore ♪
[Waldisney] Day's horoscope.
"Today is a difficult day for your sign.
Try to stay home."
As if I had a choice.
"Color of the day: White."
♪ Now you're sorry And want to go back ♪
♪ It's over.♪
♪ I'm tired of your bad lies ♪
♪ I'm grown up, I don't believe In fairy tales anymore ♪
♪ It's no use showing up With all your mess ♪
♪ She's dead ♪
♪ The loving and faithful woman Who used to love you ♪
♪ Take the elevator, Your bags, and leave ♪
♪ I'm letting the doorman know ♪
♪ That you're no longer Allowed in here ♪
♪ Hello, doorman ♪
♪ I'm calling to let you know ♪
♪ From now on, I'm single ♪
♪ I'm tired of this joke ♪
♪ Call the taxi And he will pay for it ♪
♪ Hello, doorman ♪
♪ I'm calling to let you know... ♪
♪ That man over there ♪
[Impact]
[Snoring]
[Impact]
[Grumble]
[Impact]
[Liquid] [Snoring]
[Impact]
[Laurizete] Is that disgusting kid with the ball, isn't it?
[Waldisney] Oh, dear.
[Waldisney] Get out, get out.
[Laurizete] Let me go. [Waldisney] Leave it. I'll talk to him.
I'll talk to him, dear. [Laurizete] Let me go.
- [Waldisney] - Calm down, Laurizete. - I'll calm down.
[Impact]
Hey boy...
how many times have I told you not to hit the ball
against the wall here in the hut?
We are wanting to sleep. But there's this Satan's thump-thump
here in our head.
Kid...
You show some respect, kid. [Waldisney] Laurizete, Laurizete...
He is the son of a resident.
[Laurizete] I couldn't care less. We're the residents of the hut.
- Show some respect. - He will stop, dear.
- I'll tell him to stop. - Let me go.
My son, won't you stop? [Boy] I will.
[Waldisney] That's it, Laurizete, everything is solved with a nice talk.
Let's go, let's go.
[Laurizete] I'm talking, this is dialogue.
[Waldisney] But with a hot head, you can't solve anything, Laurizete.
It's all good now. [Laurizete] Stop poking me, I don't like it.
[Waldisney] Go, go. Let's get inside.
[Laurizete] This is dialogue.
[Impact]
...You piece of shit! [Waldisney] Laurizete!
- Laurizete! Laurizete! - I'm going to kill him.
- I'm gonna kill him. - You won't.
[Rage Attack]
Darling, calm down, for the Holy Mother of God.
- I'll get that boy. - Laurizete.
[Waldisney] Mr. José Aldo, for God's sake. Help me out here.
For the love of God, José Aldo. Come here.
Let me go!
Come here!
[Laurizete] Don't touch me, I didn't give you permission.
Let me go! Let me go! [Waldisney] Laurizete, my dear.
- [Laurizete] I don't like it... - Let go of him, Laurizete.
[Waldisney] Drop him, Laurizete!
[Laurizete] Let go of me, let go of me. Let me go!
[Waldisney] Drop him, Laurizete! [Laurizete] I get you too.
He's the one who started, wait a minute...
Go after the kids, Waldisney, go.
[Waldisney] My dear, let go of him, Laurizete. Stop it.
[Laurizete] I won't let go, go find the kids. Please go after the children.
[Waldisney] No, my dear. Let go of him, Laurizete.
Laurizete, don't do that!
[Impact]
[Birds]
[Creak]
[Closing door]
[Birds]
[Delegate] Did she hit José Aldo?
And in the son of a resident?
[Waldisney] No. She hits men and women, but she doesn't hit children.
She feels bad.
And now, Doctor, she is much calmer,
because she found a job that suits her perfectly.
She is the caregiver of sick old people.
♪ Forró ♪
[Woman] Laurizete?
I put your colored clothes to wash along with
the white ones and they got stained.
Will you forgive me?
♪ Forró ♪
[Delegate] Is it serious that she has all this patience with the elderly?
[Waldisney] It is serious.
[Delegate] Okay, Waldisney. But what does this have to do with the story?
[Waldisney] But you asked me to tell you everything about today.
[Delegate] Everything that matters. Let's go to the entrance hall.
When did you arrive at the entrance hall?
♪ Smooth ♪
[Waldisney] Good morning!
Good morning.
♪ Smooth ♪
Good morning!
[Woman] Waldisney, the horoscope said that I'm going to find
the man of my life today.
[Waldisney] Well, mine said I shouldn't leave my house.
[Woman] Do you think I need a man? I've met enough of them.
No man is good, Waldisney.
[Waldisney] Paulmacartney should be arriving today.
[Woman] Today? [Waldisney] Yeah.
But he took the wrong bus and ended up in Cubatão.
[Woman] And that brother of yours is good, Waldisney?
The only sensitive man I know is you, isn't it?
[Waldisney] Damn.
That's not true. Hi, Mr. Valdemar. Good morning, Mr. Valdemar.
How is life treating you?
[Valdemar] I'm good, Waldisney. And you? How is the family?
[Waldisney] All good, thank God. And actually, thank you very much
for the chocolate you sent to our home.
Laurizete liked it a lot, she ate it all by herself.
But I liked it too. [Valdemar] Oh, that's good.
Good morning, Rosivalda.
[Rosivalda] Good morning, Mr. Valdemar.
[Waldisney] And what about your wife, is she okay?
[Valdemar] She's good, thank you.
Is everything okay here at the hall?
[Waldisney] You don't get out of the habit, do you, Mr. Valdemar?
Always worried about what happens here at the entrance,
In the whole building, right?
Since the time he was the building manager.
In fact, the best manager this building has ever had.
[Valdemar] Thanks.
[Waldisney] Much better than the current one they hired.
He's nothing like you.
[Valdemar] Come on, Waldisney.
[Waldisney] And there will be a meeting tonight.
[Valdemar] I'll be there. No worries, Waldisney.
Now excuse me, good morning.
[Rosivalda] Bye, Mr. Valdemar. [Waldisney] Good morning.
[Rosivalda] Oh! What a man.
[Laughter]
What a man, isn't he?
[Waldisney] I miss the time when Mr. Valdemar was here.
[Rosivalda] Mrs. Hermínia was the one who put this building in order.
Look, a decent man is either old or married, isn't it?
[Waldisney] Mr. Valdemar was a fair manager.
Way better than this one they hired and put here.
[Rosivalda] Look, Waldisney.
Are you faithful to your wife?
[Waldisney] Rosivalda, you're my sister!
[Rosivalda] I wasn't born of your mother to be your sister.
[Waldisney] Enough with that talk, Rosivalda.
[Rosivalda] I just asked, I just asked.
[Waldisney] You're crazy. [Rosivalda] I'm not crazy.
[Man] What's that, Waldisney?
[Waldisney] Good morning, Mr. Manager. How are you doing today?
[Supervisor] Mr. Waldisney, I already asked you not to call me that.
You can call me by my name.
[Waldisney] I like to call people by their position, I think it's prettier.
[Supervisor] Yeah, but I'd rather you call me...
Yeah... What were you talking about?
[Waldisney] About Paulmacartney.
[Supervisor] McCartney? [Waldisney] No sir, it's Macartney.
[Rosivalda] But he hasn't even arrived in Rio yet.
[Supervisor] What? [Waldisney] He took the wrong bus and ended up in Rio Branco.
[Supervisor] Is he in Acre?
[Waldisney] You are a real know-it-all, aren't you, sir?
[Rosivalda] Smart, literate, isn't he?
Married?
[Supervisor] Yeah...
It looks like there are bugs in the garden again,
aren't you following up with the application of the poison I sent?
[Waldisney] I am, sir. It's just that this new company you hired
to put the thing in the garden... is not very good.
The good was the one we had at the time...
I am, yes, sir.
[Supervisor] Well... But I am getting some complaints.
In fact, many complaints about you as well.
[Waldisney] Me?
[Supervisor] That's right, residents are saying that you've been disappearing
from the entrance hall and that you're not providing a good service.
[Waldisney] Me?
[Rosivalda] That's true, people are complaining a lot.
They're complaining a lot. [Supervisor] That's it.
For now, I'll just warn you, but you better get your act together.
[Waldisney] Yes, sir.
[Supervisor] Yeah... and...
Well, I'll go to the garden.
[Rosivalda] Go on. Good Luck.
What a man.
What a man, isn't he?
[Woman] Good morning, Waldisney. Good morning! How are you?
[Waldisney] Good morning!
[Woman] Waldisney, can't you do that therapy session with me today?
[Waldisney] With you? [Woman] Yes. For my thesis, remember?
Psychology school...
Oh, I already told you about that, Waldisney.
Waldisney?
[Waldisney] But I can't leave the entrance hall alone.
[Woman] But no one is going to miss you. It's very quick.
[Laurizete] What is quick?
[Rosivalda] Oh, dear.
[Woman] Hi, Mrs. Laurizete, I'm asking Waldisney to be my guinea pig today.
[Laurizete] What is that? [Waldisney] No, honey, it's just that...
[Laurizete] Don't call me honey, I told you I don't like it.
[Woman] I'm feeling that you have an issue between you, don't you?
I have an idea. What do you think about doing a couple's session?
[Laurizete] Do what, girl?
[Woman] We can exchange different experiences.
[Laurizete] Do you want to have a little party with me and Waldisney?
[Waldisney] What the hell? [Laurizete] Just the three of us.
[Woman] We can use some crystals,
I can even send you some florals.
[Laurizete] Look, Rose. She thinks it's just a matter of giving us some flowers.
[Waldisney] It's not that, dear.
What Mrs. Aline means is that she is a therapist...
[Aline] That's it. I want to help you.
Florals are medicine.
[Laurizete] Listen... Medicine? [Aline] Yeah.
[Laurizete] It's medicine. Can you get us medicine?
Ah... Right. A cousin of mine gave
me some controlled medicine once.
I felt something good when I took it.
[Rosivalda] Oh, these controlled ones are very good, very good.
[Aline] But I can't help you with that because I'm not a psychiatrist.
I am a psychology student and holistic therapist.
What I can do is recommend some florals for you.
By the way, they have a great calming effect.
[Laurizete] You're saying I'm nervous and that I need medicine
to calm down, is that what you mean?
[Aline] No, no. I just want to help.
[Laurizete] No, but...
Look, you can tell me.
Do you think I'm a difficult person to deal with?
That I have the psychological nerve to take controlled medicine?
I'm talking to the girl, for Christ's sake.
Can you stop interrupting me? Bastard.
What's wrong with you? [Waldisney] Calm down.
[Laurizete] That's why. It's because he hooked up with the girl.
[Rosivalda] Calm down, calm down.
[Waldisney] Mr. José Aldo, help me out here.
[Laurizete] Do not call the resident.
That's why you took me out of the house.
Are you my friend or his friend, Rosa?
Hit him, hit him.
[Laurizete] I'm done with you. [Waldisney] She was wanting to help.
[Laurizete] Help? I know exactly what she wanted.
I'm going to the grocery store, do you want anything?
[Waldisney] Buy us some cheese. [Laurizete] The yellow or the white one?
[Waldisney] The yellow one.
[Laurizete] Okay, bye then. Have a nice shift. [Waldisney] God be with you.
[Rosivalda] Psst...
[Delegate] Damn, huh?
Would you like some coffee, water?
[Waldisney] Actually yes, Doctor. I'll have a cup of coffee.
[Delegate] All right.
[Noises]
Keep going.
[Intercom]
[Noise]
[Gate opening]
[Waldisney] Good morning.
[Intercom]
[Waldisney] Hello. [Lady] Waldisney?
[Waldisney] Hi Mrs. Adelaide, how are you?
[Adelaide] Good. Listen, is there any way you can come over here?
[Waldisney] Mrs. Adelaide, I'm alone here at the entrance hall.
I can't leave the entrance hall alone.
[Adelaide] But it's very quick, I need you.
[Waldisney] I would love to go, Mrs. Adelaide. But I really can't.
This new manager doesn't like us to
leave the entrance hall unattended.
[Adelaide] I made an orange cake.
[Door opening]
[Adelaide] Hey! [Waldisney] Good morning, Mrs. Adelaide.
[Adelaide] Come here, Waldisney.
No.
It's for Fluffy.
[Waldisney] For Fluffy? [Adelaide] Yeah.
[Bark]
[Barks] ♪ Forró ♪
[Waldisney] It's not for you, go there.
It's not for you. It's not for you.
♪ Forró ♪
Come here. It's not for you.
It's not, it's...
Go there, go there. You go over there.
Look, you stay here.
Come. Dear God.
Jeez.
[Barks] ♪ Forró ♪
No, son. Just hang on a second.
[Barks] ♪ Forró ♪
♪ Forró ♪
[Waldisney] You stay here.
♪ Do I deserve this kind of love? ♪
♪ Forró ♪
Come here. Stay here.
You have to stay here for God's sake.
Come on, come over here.
Hold on, hold on. Holy Mother of God!
[Singing]
[Supervisor] Hold on, hold on. Holy Mother of God!
[Rosivalda] Waldisney went upstairs to help a resident.
[Supervisor] Help a resident? But that's not his role.
[Rosivalda] Poor thing, she's a little lady.
[Supervisor] It doesn't matter that she's a little lady.
His job is to stay here, he can't leave the entrance unattended.
[Rosivalda] Calm down, Doctor. But I'm here.
[Supervisor] Waldisney is asking to leave, he really is.
What was that emergency that needed him so badly?
♪ Forró ♪
[Waldisney] Wait there, hang on, wait.
Look, go back to your place.
Come here, you have to stay here.
Wait, wait, wait.
I... wait... no.
♪ Forró ♪
[Rosivalda] Hey... He must be on his way back.
[Supervisor] Right...
♪ My cupid is a street sweeper, he only brings me garbage ♪
♪ Trash, trash ♪
♪ You're proof of it ♪
♪ Trash, trash ♪
♪ You're proof of it ♪
[Door opening]
[Adelaide] Waldisney, you are an angel,
I don't even know how to thank you.
[Waldisney] Don't worry, Mrs. Adelaide.
We are here to help.
[Adelaide] I'll call you again to give him the medicine tomorrow, okay?
[Waldisney] You have to give the medicine again?
[Adelaide] Did you like the orange cake?
[Waldisney] Well, Mrs. Adelaide. You are an impressive cook.
[Adelaide] I'm going to make coconut candies, would you like some?
[Waldisney] You don't need to bother.
[Adelaide] But I do a lot of them so that they last longer.
[Waldisney] Don't worry about it, Mrs. Adelaide.
[Adelaide] It's super sweet.
[Waldisney] Super sweet? [Adelaide] Yeah.
[Waldisney] Don't worry about that, Mrs. Adelaide.
[Adelaide] It's okay.
[Waldisney] But if you want to send me three or four of them
in a little container through the elevator...
[Adelaide] That's a deal. [Waldisney] Thank you very much.
[Adelaide] You're welcome, dear. Good morning, son.
[Waldisney] Good morning. Bye. [Adelaide] Goodbye. Goodbye.
[Closing door]
[Noises]
[Knocks on the door]
[Sigh]
[Aline] Waldisney?
Waldisney?
[Waldisney] Good morning, Mrs. Aline. How are you?
I'm sorry about Laurizete, it's just that...
[Aline] Can you help me to see why my dog ​​is barking?
[Waldisney] Oh my God. Did all the dogs in this building
decide to be a problem today?
[Aline] It's just that I need to focus on my thesis
on the emotional evolution of mammals
from the transactional aspect of the sexual insecurity psyche.
And I'm not able to.
[Waldisney] Sexual what? [Aline] What?
[Waldisney] Sexual... is it because of the neighbor, is it?
[Aline] Waldisney, you know that my neighbor...
[Waldisney] Oh, Mrs. Aline. Just knock on the door, go on.
Knock on the door, let's wake this neighbor up, come on.
[Aline] Waldisney, don't you want to see why Catau is barking?
[Waldisney] Where, in your apartment?
[Aline] Yes. In my apartment.
[Waldisney] Are you inviting me to go to your apartment?
[Aline] Yes. That's where he is.
[Waldisney] But just you and me in your apartment?
[Aline] Yes. Just me and you, Waldisney.
[Waldisney] In your apartment?
[Aline] Yeah. [Waldisney] But... just you and me?
[Aline] That's where the dog is.
[Waldisney] I better not.
[Aline] Waldisney, stop being silly. Come.
[Waldisney] I better not. [Aline] Come.
[Barks]
[Waldisney] Is the apartment on fire, Mrs. Aline?
[Aline] Right. You know very well why this smoke is coming out.
[Waldisney] I think we better call the Fireman.
I'll go to the hall very quickly and be right back.
[Aline] Aren't you smelling it?
♪ Reggae ♪
[Barks] ♪ Reggae ♪
♪ Reggae ♪
[Barks] ♪ Reggae ♪
♪ Reggae ♪
[Supervisor] Hey, didn't you say it was quick?
[Rosivalda] Something must have happened, Doctor.
[Supervisor] But the entrance hall can't be empty like that.
[Rosivalda] But it's not empty.
[Supervisor] How come it's not empty?
[Rosivalda] We are here. So it's not empty.
[Supervisor] We don't need to be here. It's Waldisney's job.
[Rosivalda] Okay, so can I go?
[Supervisor] No. Then the entrance will be empty.
[Rosivalda] Yes. But you just said that the lobby is empty
and that it is his job, so I can go, right?
[Supervisor] You can't leave the entrance hall empty.
[Rosivalda] So, it is not empty, then?
[Supervisor] No.
[Rosivalda] So, Waldisney didn't leave the entrance empty.
[Supervisor] He left... Look. It's his job.
[Rosivalda] But you are saying that the entrance isn't empty.
[Supervisor] It is.
[Rosivalda] But you said yourself...
[Supervisor] Look, it doesn't matter.
That's Waldisney's job, so he has to stay here.
[Sigh]
[Snort]
[Noises]
[Knocks on the door]
[Aline] Waldisney, did you talk to Laurizete?
Do you think she's into it?
[Waldisney] The couple's thing?
[Aline] Yeah.
[Waldisney] Knock on the door, Mrs. Aline. Go on. Help me out here.
[Aline] Waldisney, this is going to be so important to me.
I could use you in my thesis, too.
[Waldisney] Use us? Oh, my dear God.
Help me out here. Go on, just knock on the door.
[Knocks on the door]
[Door opening]
♪ Reggae ♪
[Waldisney] Good morning, Mrs. Alzira, how are you today?
♪ Reggae ♪
[Aline] Mrs. Alzira, I need to sleep and you need to stop smoking.
[Waldisney] What Mrs. Aline is trying to say, Mrs. Alzira,
is that her dog is barking at the window
because of the smoke that's coming out of your apartment
and she needs to sleep.
♪ Reggae ♪
She's happy, isn't she?
♪ Reggae ♪
[Aline] Look, Mrs. Alzira. Listen to me.
[Waldisney] Can you stop smoking for a little while?
It's because Mrs. Aline's dog is having an epilepsy attack.
♪ Reggae ♪
[Alzira] Would you like a chocolate...
brownie?
[Waldisney] No, Mrs. Alzira, we are just trying to solve an issue...
You said chocolate?
[Aline] You're kidding, aren't you, Waldisney?
It's not a chocolate brownie, it is actually...
[Waldisney] No, Mrs. Alzira, thank you very much.
What we really want is to solve the dog issue.
[Supervisor] What's wrong with the dog?
[Waldisney] Good morning, Mr. Manager. Nothing.
We already solved it here.
How are you doing today?
[Supervisor] Waldisney, didn't I say
that you can't leave the entrance empty?
[Rosivalda] But it wasn't really empty.
[Supervisor] What is that smell?
[Aline] Oh, it's...
[Waldisney] Oregano. [Aline] Oregano.
[Supervisor] No. We can't have that in the building, guys.
[Waldisney] What happens, Mr. Astolfo, is
that we were sorting out something here...
[Alzira] Astolfo...
[Rosivalda] Astol...
[Snort]
♪ Reggae ♪
[Snort]
[Astolfo] We need to take action.
This is a police matter.
[Rosivalda] Police?
[Waldisney] We don't need the police.
[Aline] Yes. It's okay, we'll sort it out here.
[Astolfo] No, no, no. This is a police matter.
[Waldisney] Not at all, Doctor. Mrs. Aline is a psychologist.
What is she going to do? She's going to treat Mrs. Alzira,
she's going to close her apartment,
give the dog a tranquilizer and that's it.
It's all settled. Isn't it, Mrs. Aline?
[Aline] You can just call me Aline.
[Laurizete] Why would he call you that?
[Rosivalda] Yeah, why would he call you that?
[Waldisney] Let it go, honey, it's just... [Laurizete] Don't call me honey!
When I asked down there where you were,
they said you were working, but no, you're just talking.
- All funny with a resident. - Wait a second.
[Laurizete] And you were smoking too.
[Waldisney] Oregano!
[Laurizete] And I want to know what you were smoking.
Why are you smoking and being funny with her?
Smoking stuff with a resident?
[Waldisney] It's not that, darling.
[Laurizete] Did you make Valdisneya's lunch?
[Waldisney] I gave her money.
[Laurizete] You gave the girl money?
[Waldisney] But it wasn't much, it was just for lunch, she asked fifty.
[Laurizete] And you gave fifty?
[Waldisney] I gave her twenty. [Laurizete] It was twenty, was it?
[Waldisney] Yes.
[Laurizete] I already told you that I don't want money in the hands of a child.
What is this...
- Laurizete, please, calm down. - Why all this money?
[Astolfo] Laurizete, calm down.
[Aline] Guys, shall we take a deep breath?
Breathing deeply brings calm and peace of mind.
Come with me. Take a deep breath three times.
Close your eyes.
Hold the air for three seconds.
Two, one...
Now expire in six.
Five, four, three, two...
[Laurizete] It's not helping.
- I already told you... - No, darling...
Everything I tell you...
Hold on, honey.
[Waldisney] Wait a minute, wait.
[Laurizete] Hold on, honey.
[Waldisney] Mr. José Aldo, help me out. Mr. José Aldo, help.
[Astolfo] Laurize... Laurizete, stop. Enough!
[Rosivalda] Dear God, what a man.
[Laurizete] Well, I...
I'm going to the hut because I have a lot to do there.
But you, Mr. Waldisney...
[Astolfo] He's going to the entrance hall.
You can go together in the elevator.
[Waldisney] In the same elevator? [Astolfo] Yes, sir.
[Waldisney] Let's go.
[Aline] Look, you don't need any police.
Let me lock up the apartment and lock up the dog and that's all good.
[Astolfo] But you need to understand that... [Aline] No.
It's all right, it's all good. The confusion is over.
And you need to calm down, okay?
I'm going to prescribe you crystal therapy
and some African aloe florals.
[Rosivalda] African aloe, talk to me, let me calm you down, look.
Breathe.
Breathe in and out.
And let it go, right there.
Breathe... pull.
Now relax... relax.
That's it. Just relax.
Breathe. And let go, breathe...
Breathe...
♪ Reggae ♪
[Door opening]
[Astolfo] Waldisney, we need to have a serious conversation.
[Waldisney] Good morning. [Astolfo] Good morning.
[Waldisney] But Doctor, I can explain.
[Astolfo] You are committing lots of flaws. [Waldisney] Good morning.
[Waldisney] But are the residents complaining? [Astolfo] But it does not matter.
Being a doorman is not just pleasing the residents.
[Waldisney] Yes, sir. [Astolfo] You have your responsibilities.
[Waldisney] Yes, sir. Good morning. [Astolfo] Good morning.
Waldisney, there's no other way.
I'll have to send you away.
[Waldisney] For Christ's sake, don't do that, I'll keep an eye on it,
I won't leave the entrance alone.
[Astolfo] I didn't want to, but this has been happening quite often.
[Waldisney] But are the residents complaining?
[Man] Good morning, Waldisney. [Waldisney] Good morning.
[Astolfo] What's that smell?
[Waldisney] It's Mr. Gustavo from 801, I think he doesn't like to shower.
[Boy] I think I have...
mail to receive.
[Sir] I forgot my cell phone in the car.
[Steps]
[Door opening]
[Closing door]
[Astolfo] Damn, how is that possible?
[Waldisney] Mr. Gustavo is just like that.
[Astolfo] You have to talk to him, Waldisney.
[Waldisney] Me? I can't say this to a resident, Doctor.
And Mr. Gustavo, despite the smell, is a sweet person.
[Astolfo] So, Waldisney...
[Waldisney] Good morning. [Astolfo] Good morning.
I'll give you one more chance.
But you can't commit any more mistakes.
[Waldisney] Yes, sir. [Astolfo] Not one little mistake,
otherwise, there's no way out, you're gone.
[Waldisney] Yes, sir.
[Astolfo] Good, I will...
visit some neighboring buildings here in the area.
I'll be back later for the meeting.
[Steps]
[Creak]
[Delegate] Mr. Waldisney, let's go back a little bit in the story.
[Waldisney] Yes, sir.
[Delegate] So that lady was actually smoking...?
[Waldisney] Oregano. [Delegate] But nobody smokes oregano.
[Waldisney] Cigarette.
[Delegate] The smell was of...
[Waldisney] Gudam-da-da. [Delegate] What?
[Waldisney] "Guardam-garron... gurdam-zaran, gurdam-zarara...
Zaron-gaga, gurzon-zazaron...
That stinking cigarette, Doctor.
[Delegate] Gudang Garam?
[Waldisney] Yes. It's legal, isn't it? You can smoke without being arrested.
[Delegate] This one can.
[Waldisney] So that's the one Mrs. Alzira was smoking.
[Delegate] Mr. Waldisney, Mr. Waldisney... Okay.
Look, that's when the trouble with the manager started?
[Waldisney] No. There was no confusion with the manager.
[Delegate] He was the one who opened the case.
[Waldisney] There wasn't a problem with the building manager.
By the way, I didn't have problems with anyone.
I mean, there was a little issue with Laurizete.
She took my cell phone to look at the WhatsApp group.
And you know that a WhatsApp group only for doormen
is not just to send funny messages. Right?
We have some colleagues...
who keep sending... [Delegate] Enough, Waldisney.
I don't want to hear any more stories.
Tell me something. Did you leave the entrance again?
[Waldisney] I had to leave, Doctor.
There was another problem with Mrs. Aline.
[Delegate] With Mrs. Aline?
[Rustling]
[Intercom]
[Waldisney] Hello.
[Aline] Waldisney, are you okay?
Can you come up here? [Waldisney] Up there?
[Aline] Yeah, Waldisney. [Waldisney] In your apartment?
[Aline] Yes. Up here, Waldisney.
[Waldisney] I better not.
[Aline] How come?
I have a problem in the apartment and I really need your help.
[Waldisney] In your apartment?
[Aline] Yes. In my apartment.
[Waldisney] I better not.
[Aline] Waldisney?
[Panting]
[Aline] Come, Waldisney. [Waldisney] Is it your dog again?
[Aline] No, that's not it.
♪ Reggae ♪
[Waldisney] Is he all right, Mrs. Aline?
[Aline] He is. He barks all day at the window and then he gets high like that.
Come.
[Moans]
[Waldisney] It's Mr. Gustavo from apartment 801.
[Aline] Is it?
[Moans]
[Waldisney] How can it be, right? Mr. Gustavo is all smelly.
[Moans]
[Aline] Oh! I know who Gustavo is.
[Moans]
[Waldisney] How can the woman handle it, isn't it, Mrs. Aline?
I mean, the smell.
[Aline] But I need to focus on my thesis.
[Moans]
[Waldisney] My Goodness. Mr. Gustavo, huh?
What a surprise.
[Aline] Aren't you going to knock?
[Waldisney] No, Mrs. Aline, it's just
that it's usually a lot faster, right?
[Aline] Oh, Waldisney...
[Moans] [Creaking]
[Waldisney] Have you noticed that everything happens on this floor?
You're not very lucky, Mrs. Aline.
You should have chosen another one.
[Aline] Waldisney!
Go.
[Moans] [Creaking]
[Moans] [Creaking] [Doorbell]
[Aline] I think it's really over now.
[Waldisney] Yes. It's quiet, isn't it?
I think we can leave now.
[Noise]
[Gustavo] What's wrong, Waldisney?
[Waldisney] It's just... It's just that...
[Gustavo] Speak up, Waldisney. [Waldisney] Yeah, It's just that...
The noise.
[Gustavo] What noise?
[Waldisney] You know what...?
[Gustavo] Is there any noise bothering you?
[Woman] No. The noise that bothered was when he was learning
to play the drums, remember?
[Gustavo] No, honey, the problem was that I was sweating a lot.
[Woman] And your clothes were all soaked, right?
[Gustavo] I was sweating through my socks.
[Woman] And he also played badly.
[Woman] He was sweating. He was sweating from every pore.
I remember one day he got up and he was all soaked.
And then...
[Waldisney] Okay, I'll say it at once. You know what it is?
Mrs. Ana, you are making a lot of noise.
You are disturbing the neighbors.
Could you maybe use a pillow,
bite a pillowcase, or use a gag?
And you, Mr. Gustavo, please take a shower.
Because all residents are complaining to me.
I tell them that I can't give you a bath.
But they talk to me as if the problem was mine.
Look, Mr. Gustavo, please take a shower.
And you, Ma'am. Please bite a pillowcase.
[Delegate] Did you say that to a resident?
[Waldisney] I didn't think about it, Doctor.
[Delegate] It's fine, it's fine. That happens.
[Waldisney] I didn't think about it, Doctor. I didn't think.
I swear to you by the Virgin Mary, by my Holy Father.
I didn't think.
[Delegate] Calm down, Waldisney. Calm down.
Tell me what happened afterwards.
[Waldisney] Then it was time for lunch.
[Birds] [Barking]
[Door opening]
[Door creaking]
[Closing door]
[Valdisneya] Your blessing, Father.
[Waldisney] God bless you, my daughter. Is everything alright?
[Valdisneya] Huh. [Waldisney] Daddy is making us a quick lunch, okay?
[Valdisneya] Mom didn't do it?
[Waldisney] Not today daughter, she went out to buy some things for her.
She must be tired because of her work too.
But there's no problem, I'll figure it out very quickly.
[Valdisneya] Yes, Dad. But you spend the whole day at the entrance hall.
[Waldisney] It's all right, daughter.
Tell me something, how was school?
[Valdisneya] Okay, normal.
There's a test next week, but I already passed the subject.
[Waldisney] Jeez, that's a beautiful thing, Valdinha.
Look, I want you in college just like your sisters.
Come here, come. Give your Dad a hug.
[Delegate] Waldisney, that story with your daughter is very cute,
but what does she have to do with the confusion?
[Waldisney] You're the one who asked me to talk about lunch.
[Delegate] I thought it would be quick, okay?
[Waldisney] But you are the one who wants to hear it all.
[Delegate] It doesn't have to be everything.
[Waldisney] But what is everything that isn't everything?
[Delegate] Okay, Waldisney, look at this...
Tell me what happened at the condo meeting.
At the meeting, tell me.
♪ Forró ♪
[Water] ♪ Forró ♪
[Rumbles] ♪ Forró ♪
[Valdemar] Calm down, guys. Calm down. Something must have happened.
[Adelaide] I can't just wait here forever. I have loads of stuff to do.
[Madam] And I'm going to have people over later to play cards.
Where's this manager that doesn't arrive, people?
[Adelaide] What a lack of respect.
[Madam] He wrote the time down in our journal, it was exactly right.
[Adelaide] I can't leave my dogs alone for that long.
[Valdemar] Yes, but you have to be calm, it can't be like that...
Waldisney must know something.
[Adelaide] Right, I'll go with you.
[Rumbles]
[Steps]
[Valdemar] Waldisney, are you okay?
[Waldisney] Good evening, Mr. Valdemar. I'm good,
better now that you're here.
[Adelaide] Good night, Waldisney.
[Waldisney] Good night, Mrs. Adelaide.
I actually wanted to thank you for the sweets you sent.
They were delicious.
Thank you very much.
[Valdemar] Waldisney, the manager hasn't arrived
and the people can't wait any longer.
[Adelaide] They are complaining.
[Valdemar] Do you know anything?
[Waldisney] Of course I know. I don't know, sir.
I mean, I do know.
He's in traffic, he said he's coming, but he's going to take a while.
[Adelaide] And what do we do?
[Waldisney] Just wait, Mrs. Adelaide.
In fact, let me go there with you to see if I can solve this.
Shall we go there? [Adelaide] Let's go. Let's go.
[Rumbles]
[Man] A big scratch like that on the car door.
[Adelaide] Calm down, guys.
[Valdemar] Calm down, guys, calm down.
Waldisney said he has a solution.
[Waldisney] Oh! Yes, yes, yes...
You all have to wait for the manager to arrive.
[Adelaide] Waldisney, you have to do something.
[Madam] Look, I'm almost channeling my entity here.
[Waldisney] My people, what do you want me to do, I'm not the manager.
I cannot preside over the meeting.
[Adelaide] That's it. You can preside over the meeting.
[Waldisney] Me?! [Adelaide] Yeah.
♪ Comic ♪
[Sigh]
♪ Comic ♪
[Aline] I just remembered that I left something in my apartment...
[Gustavo] You may come in.
[Aline] Okay, it wasn't that important.
[Anna] Let's go.
♪ Comic ♪
[Noises] ♪ Comic ♪
♪ Comic ♪
[Noises] ♪ Comic ♪
[Door opening] ♪ Comic ♪
[Laurizete] Good evening.
[In chorus] Good evening.
[Noises] ♪ Comic ♪
♪ Comic ♪
[Laurizete] Dear Lord. What's up with that smell?
[Waldisney] Look, guys. I can't conduct any meeting.
The manager is in charge of that.
[Man] What about my car?
[Lady] And the animals being stopped from entering?
[Waldisney] I can't do anything, people.
I'm a doorman and my job is to take care of the entrance hall.
And you may excuse me now.
[Rumbles]
[Laurizete] Oh, no! Who's the one farting here?
Who farted in this elevator? I want to know.
Who is it?
Who farted here? Seriously.
[Noises]
[Noises] [Short circuit]
[Aline] Oh my God. The elevator stopped.
[Laurizete] It didn't stop. Wait a minute...
[Noises]
[Gustavo] It will get worse.
[Aline] Laurizete, that's not working, you're going to break the buttons.
[Laurizete] What will it do?
A dialogue? Talking with the elevator?
Ask what his problem is so that we can solve it in the best way?
[Gustavo] I think we have to... [Moan]
[Laurizete] Oh... Boy. Now it's serious, people.
Let's talk! Who's farting here? Can't you see we're trapped?
Can't you see? Will you continue?
[Gustavo] I was going to tell you for us to try the intercom.
[Noise]
[Intercom]
[Waldisney] May I help you?
[Man 1] Delivery to apartment seven hundred...
[Waldisney] Hi, I didn't understand.
[Man 1] Apartment, seven hundred...
[Waldisney] Sir, I don't understand the apartment number.
[Man 1] Seven hundred...
[Waldisney] Sir, I can't call if I don't get the apartment number.
[Man 1] My friend, there must be a problem with the intercom.
Let me in, I'll tell you the number.
[Waldisney] Funny, I understood everything you said,
there was only a problem with the number.
The rest, I was able to hear it loud and clear.
[Man 1] Apartment seven hundred...
[Waldisney] Sir, I cannot authorize your entry.
[Man 1] My friend, the food will get cold, you know?
The resident will complain to you.
[Waldisney] Look, I understood everything again.
There was only a problem with the number.
It's weird, isn't it?
[Man 2] Failed. [Man 1] Let's get going.
[Man 3] That's it. [Man 1] Let's go.
[Rumbles]
Hang on, hang on...
[In chorus] Good evening. [Man 1] Stop right there.
Be quiet, come with me.
[Man 2] Open up, open up.
[Man 1] Open the fuck up or we're taking both of them.
[Noise]
[Gate opening]
[Man 3] Quiet. [Man 1] Be quiet, okay?
That's it, come in here, quiet, quiet.
Calm down. That's a robbery, my friend.
[Waldisney] Holy Virgin Mary!
[Man 1] Nobody enters, nobody leaves.
[Girl] Oh my God. [Girl 2] There's no need for that.
[Intercom]
[Laurizete] What's up?
[Aline] Nobody answers.
[Laurizete] You know what that is? That's Waldisney.
Making small talk with a resident and not answering the phone,
which is his job.
[Aline] Laurizete, calm down, okay? Breathe.
[inhale]
[Laurizete] Jeez, I can't do that. Are you crazy? With that smell?
[Gustavo] What is that, ma'am?
[Laurizete] Go with that fart smell over there, go to the corner.
Waldisney... I can't wait to get my hands on Waldisney...
he will regret being born.
[Aline] Let me try again, wait.
[Laurizete] Try it.
[Noises]
[Intercom]
[Man 1] You're not thinking of answering, are you?
[Waldisney] It could be some resident in need of something urgent.
[Man 1] I don't care, man.
[Intercom]
[Waldisney] It's going to look bad for me, right?
[Intercom]
[Girl] Guys, you won't believe where I am.
I'm in the middle of a robbery, really...
[Man 1] Are you crazy, girl?
Hold it there.
[Bandit] Great.
[Intercom]
[Laurizete] So?
[Aline] It keeps ringing and ringing and no one is answering.
[Laurizete] Now it's official, I'm going to kill Waldisney.
[José] Calm down...
[Laurizete] Do you think I'm nervous? Do you see anyone nervous?
Boy...
[Gustavo] I think we should try...
[Laurizete] You don't come any close with that fart smell.
Go, go there to your corner, like we agreed.
You keep trying, please.
[Intercom]
[Man 1] Here's the deal...
You lock the two of them in the locker room.
[Girl] No, no, no... [Girl 2] My cell phone.
[Man 1] We take the doorman with us.
[Man 2] But the hall will be empty.
[Waldisney] He's right, the entrance hall can't be empty.
[Man 1] What's the problem with it being empty?
[Waldisney] The manager will fire me.
[Man 2] It will raise suspicion.
[Man 1] Right, let me think.
[Intercom]
[Man 1] Look, can you silence this phone? [Intercom]
No!
[Waldisney] You told me to silence it.
[Man 1] Did I?
[Waldisney] For that, I need to answer.
[Intercom]
[Man 1] Here's what you're going to do,
you two go, clean up the apartments.
I'll stay down here watching him.
Go, go, go, go. [Man 3] Great.
[Girl] No, no... [Girl 2] Where are you taking us?
Not in the locker room, no.
[Girl] Please, please...
[Sigh]
[Aline] Nobody answers.
[Laurizete] Oh, Waldisney.
[Aline] Something must have happened.
[Laurizete] I hope something has really happened.
Otherwise, something will happen when I get out of here.
♪ Comic ♪
[Humming] ♪ Comic ♪
[Rosivalda] Girl...
Jeez... let's go.
♪ Comic ♪
Right here...
♪ Comic ♪
Down, down...
♪ Comic ♪
[In chorus] Shh!
[Rosivalda] Oh my God. Oh my God.
[Man 2] Take her, take her.
[Man 2] Come with us. [Rosivalda] I didn't see anything, I'm deaf.
[Man 2] What?
[Rosivalda] Blind! Blind! I'm blind.
[Man 3] You're very smart, that's for sure.
[Rosivalda] I'm mute. I won't tell anyone anything. I'm mute.
[Man 2] You're coming with us and you're going to be quiet.
[Man 3] Let's go! Shh...
[Rosivalda] For the love of God, don't take me. I'm a "secret-keeper".
I can keep a secret. [Man 3] Shut your.
[Rosivalda] I won't tell anyone. [Man 3] Shut your mouth. Shh!
[Rosivalda] Holy Mother of God...
♪ Comic ♪
[Waldisney] Did you watch yesterday's game?
♪ Comic ♪
I didn't watch it either. I was on duty.
♪ Comic ♪
[Valdemar] Waldisney?
[Adelaide] Waldisney, you need to help us over there.
[Man 1] Stay cool and act naturally.
[Valdemar] Waldisney, It's a real mess in there, you have to go there.
[Waldisney] I can't go.
[Adelaide] But you have to go, to help us run the meeting.
[Waldisney] I can't go. [Valdemar] But you have to go.
[Waldisney] I can't go. [Valdemar] But why?
[Waldisney] Can I go?
[Valdemar] Who is he?
[Waldisney] He's my cousin.
[Adelaide] And you have to ask him permission?
[Waldisney] Well, Mrs. Adelaide, you don't know my family.
Especially my mother, I had to ask her everything.
[Adelaide] But he is your cousin.
[Waldisney] So what?
[Adelaide] If he's your cousin, he's not
your mother's son, he's your aunt's son.
If he was your mother's son, he would be your brother.
[Man 1] I'm his brother. [Valdemar] Palmacartney finally arrived in Rio.
[Man 1] Who? [Waldisney] Yeah, that's it.
Palmacartney. Finally, Mr. Valdemar.
He took the right bus and arrived in Rio de Janeiro.
[Valdemar] It's a pleasure. [Man 1] Pleasure.
[Adelaide] Pleasure. [Man 1] Pleasure.
[Waldisney] Yeah, And pleasure. [Man 1] Pleasure.
[Waldisney] Can I go?
Come, Mrs. Adelaide. Let me help you out.
[Adelaide] Oh, dear. Thank you very much.
[Madam] I'm letting you know that my entity is about to arrive.
[Overlapping speeches]
[Adelaide] Guys, let's cancel the meeting and everyone can go home.
[Madam] No, no, no. The saints said that it has to be today.
[Man 1] Control the situation.
[Waldisney] What was that?
[Man 1] They can't go back to their apartments.
[Rumbles]
[Man 2] Attention here.
[Man 3] Activity, wait a minute...
Wait, wait there...
[Man 2] Come, come, come. [Man 3] This is cool.
[Man 2] Come, come, come...
[Man 3] Oh...
[Man 2] What's that?
Only rarities.
- [Noises] [Clinking] [Whispers] - Let's get everything, let's go.
[Man 2] The clock and everything.
[Man 3] A bag, a collar...
What is this? A small watch.
[Rosivalda] Psst!
Are you married?
What? it doesn't have to be the two of you, one is enough.
Are you married or single?
[Man 3] I am single.
[Man 2] Hey, you're crazy, boy. [Man 3] What's up?
[Man 2] What do you mean?
We came here to steal, man. Take everything, go.
[Noises] [Clinking]
[Noises]
[Girl] Wait. [Girl 2] What is it?
[Girl] I saw my notification when my cell phone
- was in the pocket - of one of the robbers. [Girl] And?
[Girl 2] Someone sent me a message, who was it?
[Girl] Jeez. I think I heard mine too.
[Girl 2] Oh, people are texting us and we can't even them.
[Girl] I haven't updated my stories in hours.
[Girl 2] Oh... friend.
[Girl] I was going to do that when I was at your house,
in your room, a stories of us together.
[Girl 2] Oh... So cute.
[Girl] Yes. But now I haven't posted a video in three hours.
Everyone will think I died.
[Delegate] What about the people in the elevator?
[Waldisney] Jesus Christ, I forgot I was telling this story too.
[Delegate] Sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt. Go on.
With the story, Waldisney.
[Noises]
[Ana] Is the elevator broken?
[Gustavo] Yeah.
[Ana] So why are we looking at the floor numbers?
[Gustavo] I don't know, I think it's a habit.
[Waldisney] Easy, easy, guys. Let's start the meeting.
[Adelaide] That's right!
[Rumbles]
[Waldisney] Let's start with the book of complaints.
[Rustling]
There's a complaint here...
About Mr. Rodrigo's car, from 504.
[Rodrigo] Finally!
[Urban noise]
[Intercom]
[Urban noise]
[Waldisney] Mrs. Etelvina back there, you can't have a party
on the playground for the puppies, okay?
[Urban noise]
People who work at night and sleep during the day,
I'm sorry but we can't help everyone, can we?
[Urban noise]
[Intercom]
And the works now...
[Man 1] Mr. Doorman, there's someone
at the door, the intercom is ringing.
[Waldisney] Wow, your hearing is really good, isn't it?
But I can't answer.
[Man 1] Why not?
[Waldisney] You told me that.
[Man 1] But the person will find it weird.
[Waldisney] So can I answer?
[Man 1] You can.
[Waldisney] Guys, a little break in the
meeting, but I'll be right back, okay?
You all remain seated, for God's sake.
[Rumbles]
[Valdemar] Waldisney's brother is really controlling, isn't he?
[Intercom] [Rumbles]
[Intercom]
[Waldisney] It's the manager, boy.
[Man 1] Let him in. [Waldisney] Let him in?
You don't know this new manager. He will complicate your life.
If at least this was happening during Mr. Valdemar's time...
[Man 1] I told you, let him in.
[Noises]
[Gate opening]
[Astolfo] Damn, why took you so long?
Who is this, Waldisney?
[Man 1] I'm his brother. [Waldisney] Yeah, Palmacartney.
[Astolfo] Palmacartney? [Man 1] Pleasure.
[Astolfo] Pleasure. [Waldisney] Pleasure.
[Rumbles]
[Astolfo] What is this mess?
[Waldisney] You were late for the meeting.
[Man 1] Yes, you were late.
[Waldisney] Then people lost patience
and I had to start the meeting without you.
[Man 1] He started it. [Waldisney] But you told me to.
[Man 1] Because they were going back to
their apartments and you were late.
[Waldisney] Yeah, you were late.
But then you arrived. You are here, all handsome.
You can go over there and continue the meeting, right?
[Adelaide] Everything was going so well, wasn't it?
[Rumbles]
[Astolfo] Easy, easy, easy, I'm here. Sorry for the delay.
I got stuck in traffic.
But let's get the meeting started.
[Valdemar] Waldisney has already started it.
[Waldisney] Just a little, nothing major.
[Astolfo] Calm down. Calm down.
Let me open up the minutes.
Please. Thank you.
[Waldisney] Can I go to the hall?
[Man 1] No.
[Rustling]
[Rustle] [Sigh]
[Girl 2] Have you ever thought about how many people
will like our story when we post it?
[Girl] Wow. I'll post a pretty freaked-out picture, like...
[Girl 2] Oh, my Instagram is going viral.
[Girl] We have to do a TikTok dance.
"Like, the robbery dance.". [Girl 2] Yes, everyone will do it.
The dance moves for when you're robbed.
We're going viral, that's for sure.
[Girl] Okay, let's create it.
[Girl 2] I stole your cell phone.
[Girl] Oh, my friend!
[Girl] I just wanted my ring light here.
[Girl 2] Wow, me too.
Will they steal my ring light in my apartment?
[Girl] No, no, no. [Girl 2] No, no, no.
[Man 2] Come in. [Man 3] It's clear, it's clear.
It's clear, it's clear.
You can come, it's clear.
[Man 3] Look, you can come, it's clear.
[Man 2] It's too clean.
[Noises]
[Rosivalda] What are you taking this for? Are you crazy?
[Man 3] Yeah... It's for...
my YouTube videos.
[Rosivalda] Leave it alone, the girl will miss it.
[Man 2] Leave it, man.
[Rosivalda] Put it down slowly so it doesn't break, slowly.
[Noise]
Here...
Tell me, are you only a robber or do you have another job?
Because I dated a burglar before,
but it didn't work out very well.
I don't like this thing of conjugal visits in jail.
But if you have a parallel job, maybe we can talk.
[Man 3] Well. During the day I work in sales there at...
the beach.
[Man 2] Hey. Are you crazy?
[Rosivalda] You're crazy, let him talk.
[Man 3] Yeah, let me talk.
So, during the day I work with sales...
[Rosivalda] Really? [Man 3] Yeah.
[Rosivalda] Where?
[Man 3] At the beach. [Rosivalda] Really?
Yes.
[Aline] Oh, my God...
I just remembered that I have claustrophobia.
[Laurizete] Look, I don't know what this is, but I want to assure you
that even for that Waldisney is going to pay.
It's just time for this door to open and he'll see what's coming.
What is that?
[Aline] Fear of confined spaces.
[Laurizete] Woman, I think I have that too.
[Gustavo] Oh, I don't believe that. It took you all this time
to remember that you have claustrophobia.
[Laurizete] Get over there.
You know what I'm more afraid of than a closed space?
It's a stinking place like this one.
You know what I'm going to do?
Throw you down the elevator shaft.
For you to stink down there. Then I'll go there to get you
to wash you all over with coconut soap.
[José] Calm down. [Aline] Don't tell her to calm down.
[Talkative]
[Astolfo] Moving on, let's talk about the parking spots issue.
[Adelaide] Waldisney already did that.
[Astolfo] Yeah, but he shouldn't have. That's my job.
[Lady] You were late.
[Waldisney] I just wanted to help,
they were going to cancel the meeting.
[Valdemar] Waldisney didn't do anything.
[Waldisney] Help me out here. [Man 1] Me? No!
I only want everyone to stay here.
[Astolfo] Okay, okay. Let's skip the parking issue and talk about
the snacks at playground parties.
[Talkative]
[Adelaide] What about the snacks?
"We're not allowed to have snacks at our birthday parties?".
How can we have a kid's party without a hot dog?
A rissole, a cheese patty?
[Girl] I can't stand being without my cell phone anymore.
[Girl 2] I know, girl. I'm feeling naked.
[Girl] It feels like there's a piece of me that is missing.
[Girl 2] I really need to answer my text messages.
[Girl] And I need to post my videos.
[Girl 2] Oh, I want my cell phone back.
[Girl] And we're only getting a new one tomorrow.
[Girl 2] No, we need to get out of here now.
[Door opening]
[Adelaide] Shrimp, chicken pie...
You can have a lot of snacks, what's the problem?
What's wrong with having snacks at parties?
What's wrong with that?
You don't want cheese balls?
You don't want a rissole, meatballs?
[Adelaide] We can't have hot dogs?
Who complained about it?
You were the one who complained, weren't you?
I knew it...
[Girl 2] I'll call the police.
[Typing]
[Ana] Stop it, stop it. [Gustavo] Hey, hey...
[Ana] Stop, let go of him.
[Aline] Let's throw him in the shaft. [Gustavo] No!
[Laurizete] It stinks... Let's go!
Get out of here, I'm not defending the stinking one, get out.
[Aline] We need to give him a bath. [Gustavo] No!
[Laurizete] Wash him with coconut soap, I don't know how
you manage to stay married to that stinky man.
[Aline] I don't know how you can sleep with that stench.
[Anna] I like it!
[Panting]
[Noises]
[Noises] [Moan]
[Noises] [Laughs]
[Door opening]
[Inhale]
[Expires]
[Rosivalda] It's Mrs. Alzira's apartment.
[Man 2] Great. Come on.
[Laughter]
Boy, this is a good one.
[Rosivalda] Mrs. Alzira is fancy, honey.
[Man 3] Let's go to another apartment, then?
[Rosivalda] Another apartment? Have you lost your mind?
Let's enjoy this.
[Man 2] She's right. This is gold.
Hey. Look in all drawers.
And the first one to find...
[Waldisney] The oregano, wins the bonus.
[Delegate] You can say weed, Waldisney. Marijuana, pot,
ganja, herb, bud, grass,
joint, Mary Jane, cannabis, green,
reefer, dank, hemp, tree,
hashish, devil's lettuce, jazz cabbage, kush,
chronic, blaze, reefer, 420,
devil's cigarette, Juanita, skunk,
broccoli, doobie, roach,
lemongrass, haze, smokey joe, moonrock,
gorilla finger, blunt,
wacky tobaccy, magic dragon,
mosquito's penis, cow's shit,
bean, beetle ear,
duck's eyebrow, pigeon's breast,
HD, crazy vibe,
pen cap, blunt pencil,
ear stapler, doorman's mustache...
[Ana] He doesn't shower because I like the smell.
That smell...
It really turns me on.
[Aline] It's true, I've heard it.
[Ana] He wants to take a shower, but I don't let him.
[Rustling]
[Astolfo] Well, since Waldisney already talked about all of the complaints...
[Waldisney] I didn't talk about all of them.
[Astolfo] Let's go on with some that came to me personally, for example...
The entry of forbidden animals into the building.
[Waldisney] But, Doctor... They're all domestic animals.
[Astolfo] Goat and chicken?
[Waldisney] But all of the animals use the service elevator,
they don't bother anyone.
[Lady] The animals are mine.
[Astolfo] But you can't.
Waldisney is allowing forbidden animals in the building.
That's his responsibility.
[Astolfo] In fact, there's another complaint here.
That you've been leaving the hall a lot.
[Waldisney] But it's only you who complains.
[Adelaide] And he only comes out to help us.
[Valdemar] He only leaves when we need him.
[Lady] He only leaves when we ask him to.
[Alzira] Good morning.
[Astolfo] By the way, Mrs. Alzira, there's
a big complaint against you as well.
That you've been smoking too much.
[Laughter]
That you've been smoking a lot of...
[Delegate] "... Buddha, herbaceous, sticky greens,
pineapple express, Aunt Mary, stinky Pete,
tight foreskin stapler, crying baby, monkey knee,
spliff, nugs, prawn ear,
giggle bush, Mary Warner, ganjika, dankenstein,
doja, sticky icky, chronic thunder, and artist's cigarette.
[Waldisney] But she doesn't bother anyone. Poor thing.
She's always like that.
[Astolfo] Mr. Waldisney...
So, you're aware of Mrs. Alzira's thing with narcotics?
[Waldisney] Right, Doctor. We already asked her to stop, but she just can't.
[Astolfo] So you are aware that huge amounts
are being brought into the building.
Waldisney, that's drug dealing.
I have nothing else to do but to fire you.
You are fired.
[Adelaide] Don't do that! [Astolfo] Yes, yes, yes.
[Adelaide] No, no, no! You can't do that.
Waldisney is the best.
How are we going to find another one?
I'm speaking!
I'm also talking to you.
You better listen to me.
He is great.
He has a family, he has his lady...
[Urban noise]
[Noise]
[Gate opening]
[Girl] They're in the apartments.
[Girl 2] And there's one with Waldisney.
[Steps]
[Adelaide] You can't send him away.
[Man] You can't! [Astolfo] I can and I will!
Dismissed for a cause.
[Overlapping speeches]
Silence.
[Policeman] Stop right there, stop right there.
[Shouting] Stop, stop.
Calm down, calm down.
[Valdemar] What's that for? [Adelaide] For God's sake.
[Valdemar] You don't need that. Sit, sit, sit.
[Talkative]
Sit down, sit down, sit down.
Calm down, calm down.
Stay calm, get up slowly.
[Valdemar] Sit, sit.
[Talkative]
[Valdemar] Waldisney, the police are arresting your brother.
[Waldisney] What brother? [Valdemar] Palmacartney.
[Clink]
[Waldisney] Oh no, he's a burglar.
[Valdemar] Is your brother a burglar?
[Waldisney] No. He's a burglar, not my brother.
They're robbing the building.
[Adelaide] The building?! My dogs!
They're taking my dogs.
[Lady] The building? [Adelaide] I love my dogs!
They are my life. [Policeman] Stay calm, calm down.
There's already a team up there after them.
[Adelaide] My God in heaven... [Madman] Thank God.
[Steps]
[Moans]
[Moans] [Laughter]
[Man 2] Hey, look at the guys over there. [Man 3] Damn.
[Rosivalda] What the... What is that? [Man 2] Is this a robbery?
[Rosivalda] What is that?
What is this, officer? What is this?
[Man 3] Wait a second.
[Man 2] Calm down, calm down. [Rosivalda] Calm down, officer. Calm down...
Calm down, your guard. [Man 2] My gun is over there, look...
[Rosivalda] Calm down, people...
[Man 2] Calm down, officer. Calm down.
[Rosivalda] Calm down, officer. Calm down.
There's no need to be aggressive, officer, calm down.
Don't take him, take only him. Don't take him.
Not him, he works during the day.
He only robs at night. He's my boyfriend.
Do I call you or will you call me?
Look, I can see very well. I was only lying to you, okay?
[Guffaws]
I hear well too, okay? [Man 3] Yeah...
[Kisses] [Laughter]
[Rosivalda] My love...
Psst...
Hey...
[Laughter]
Goodbye...
[Kiss]
Awn...
♪ Reggae ♪
[Aline] Calm down.
I get you.
I have a jabuticaba essence from the northeast of Bhutan
with fresh Guinea oyster semen which will do the trick.
[Gustavo] Jabuticaba essence from Bhutan?
[Laurizete] But it's no use if you only wash your "Bhutan".
You have to wash everything, all of your parts.
And you better get turned on
with coconut soap because every time I see
this man down the hall stinking, I'll put coconut soap on him.
[Ana] But I don't like coconut soap.
[Laurizete] My dear, you choose. It can be either coconut or creolin.
[Aline] The claustrophobia is back.
[Laurizete] Calm down, stay calm. Let's all stay calm.
Everyone is nervous here.
Breathe, inhale in three, two...
Breathe out in six. Is it six? Mrs. Aline? Six.
That's it, close your eyes.
Breathe in, one, two...
[Aline] I can't take it anymore. I can't take it anymore.
[Strokes]
[Laurizete] Look. Wait. Look, wait.
Hey, calm down.
Calm down, calmed down.
Let me do it, come here. Stay close to Mr. Jose Aldo.
[Strokes]
[Noise]
[Laurizete] Fairy hands.
[Laughter]
[Sighs]
[Waldisney] Doctor, am I still fired?
[Astolfo] Yes, Waldisney. You are fired.
[Steps]
[Rumbles]
[Man 2] Here is the party, look.
[Adelaide] Look, they got the guys.
[Rumbles]
[Policeman] Guys, I'm going to need someone to sign
as a witness in the police report.
[Valdemar] But how did they know that the apartments were empty
and that we were having a condo meeting?
[Policeman] In this case, there is always
someone inside the building who participates.
[Astolfo] Waldisney.
[Waldisney] So that's it, Doctor, the manager accused me,
the residents tried to defend me, the police brought me here
but the truth is, I had nothing to do with that robbery.
[Delegate] Well, Waldisney, the problem is that the manager
came along and filed a serious case against you.
Robbery and various other petty offenses.
[Waldisney] Petty what? [Delegate] Offenses.
I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to keep you locked up
until we figure everything out.
[Rumbles]
[Overlapping speeches]
[Laurizete] Look, the thing is that we came here
to release Waldisney, my husband.
Because I'm the only one who can put my hands on him.
[Policeman] Calm down, lady.
[Delegate] What's that?
[Rumbles]
[Policeman] Calm down, everything will be fine.
[Overlapping speeches]
[Delegate] What's all that mess in here?
[Valdemar] We came to get Waldisney out of here.
[Delegate] That's not how it works.
And if you don't stop, I'm going to get everyone arrested.
[Talkative]
[Delegate] Don't touch me.
[Waldisney] Calm down, people. Calm down...
[Laurizete] Waldisney, my honey.
What did they do to you? Are you okay, my love?
Why didn't you answer the damn intercom?
I got stuck in the elevator, me and these weird people
stinking to death. [Ana] I think it's us.
[Laurizete] Why didn't you answer the intercom?
[Delegate] Hold on, hold on. [Laurizete] I think you better release my husband,
otherwise, I'll bring this police station down.
[Aline] Please, just let him go.
[Talkative]
[Laurizete] It's over, it's over, you have to release my husband.
[Talkative]
[Delegate] Calm down, guys. Calm down, guys. Calm down.
If he is innocent, he will be released.
[Astolfo] He's guilty. [Adelaide] No, he is not.
[Astolfo] He is very guilty.
[Talkative]
[Delegate] Shut up!
[Guffaws]
Guys, look. We are investigating what happened.
If we get everything correct, Waldisney will be released.
[Aline] Waldisney has nothing to do with the robbery.
[Delegate] We don't know that.
There were people from the inside, the burglars confirmed.
[Astolfo] It was Waldisney.
[Laurizete] Look, my husband didn't do anything...
You better wash your mouth to talk about my husband.
Otherwise, I'll be the one to wash it, with coconut soap.
[Ana] This woman is obsessed with coconut soap.
[Laurizete] You know what?
[Astolfo] Don't touch me, I'm the manager and I'll get you kicked out.
[Laurizete] What will you do?
[Astolfo] I'm the building manager.
[Laurizete] "You are the manager?" The manager is Mr. Valdemar.
You are nothing here, Mr. Astolfo.
[Girl 2] Astolfo. [Girl] Astolfo?
[Girl 2] I heard that name.
I heard the robbers saying that name.
They said something about Astolfo saying
that the residents would be in a meeting.
[Woman] Look, in a meeting?
[Delegate] Guys, look...
[Talkative]
Guys, guys...
[Laurizete] Mr. Waldemar would never do that... [Delegate] Guys!
[Laurizete] Sorry. [Waldisney] Astolfo is the manager's name.
[Delegate] I heard it, Waldisney.
Officer Ribeiro. [Ribeiro] Hi.
[Delegate] Go get one of the robbers.
[Astolfo] And so what?
[Overlapping speeches]
[Girl 2] My Instagram is on fire.
[Girl] Now we're going to catch a real criminal.
[Girl 2] The dance move! [Girl] The dance move!
[Talkative]
[Rumbles]
[Ribeiro] Here's the man.
[Man 2] Hey, hey. That's right, bro.
[Delegate] Do you know this guy here?
[Laughter]
Astolfo, right there.
[Laughter]
[Alzira] Astolfo, right there.
[Delegate] Arrest this man now.
Let's go!
[Talkative]
[Delegate] Take him, take him, let's go.
[Man 2] Wait, don't push.
[Delegate] Waldisney...
You're a free man, you can go.
[Sigh]
[Valdisneya] Dad?
Are you okay?
[Waldisney] Oh, darling. Daddy is fine. Daddy is fine.
I'm just unemployed, but I'm fine.
[Valdemar] Not unemployed, I remain the interim manager
and you continue to be the doorman.
[Waldisney] Hey Valdemar, you shouldn't be just the interim.
[Laughter]
[Waldisney] I am very proud to be Waldisney, the doorman.
This northeastern, semi-illiterate,
who arrived in Rio de Janeiro, completely empty-handed,
on a cattle truck.
But it was working all those years at the building,
and together with my wife Laurizete,
that we were able to put our two girls in college
and we're going to put one more too, okay?
Me, Waldisney, the doorman, and my wife Laurizete,
we gave our girls the opportunities we never had.
So I'm very proud of my history, right?
And I have to be very proud to be the doorman.
[Aline] I knew you were innocent.
[Delegate] Guys, look.
Enough with the mess in my police station, let's go.
Everyone out.
[Overlapping speeches]
[Laurizete] What are you laughing at?
After what happened today...
[Groan]
[Sigh]
[Guffaws]
[Delegate] Waldisney...
Take care, man.
[Waldisney] Thank you very much for everything, Doctor.
[Delegate] Good night.
[Waldisney] Good night to you too.
♪ Sertanejo ♪
♪ Take your things that are here ♪
♪ Sertanejo ♪
[Laurizete] Wait for me. Get out!
♪ In this apartment You won't enter anymore ♪
[Larizete] I knew it was because of something,
that you didn't answer the intercom.
♪ Look at the mess ♪ ♪ you got us into. ♪
[Waldisney] Calm down, honey.
[Laurizete] Don't call me honey, you know I don't like it.
♪ Now you're sorry ♪ ♪ And want to go back ♪
♪ She's dead ♪
♪ The loving and faithful woman ♪ ♪ Who used to love you ♪
♪ Take the elevator, ♪ ♪ Your bags and go ♪
♪ I'm letting the doorman know ♪
♪ That you're no longer ♪ ♪ Allowed in here ♪
♪ Hello, doorman ♪
♪ I'm calling to let you know ♪
♪ From now on, I'm single, ♪
♪ I'm tired of this joke ♪
♪ Call the taxi ♪ ♪ And he will pay for it ♪
♪ Hello, doorman. ♪
♪ I'm calling to let you know ♪
♪ That man who's over there ♪
♪ Can no longer come up here ♪
♪ He is not allowed in ♪
♪ Hello, doorman ♪
♪ I'm calling to let you know ♪
♪ From now on, I'm single ♪
♪ I'm tired of this joke ♪
♪ Call the taxi ♪ ♪ And he will pay for it ♪
♪ Hello, doorman ♪
♪ I'm calling to let you know ♪
♪ That man who's over there ♪
♪ Can no longer climb up here ♪
♪ He is not allowed in ♪
THE DOORMAN
[Glittering]
[Man 4] I'm sorry to bother, I am looking for a man named Waldisney.
I went to his work, they said he was around here.
[Delegate] He just left. [Man 4] Is that so?
[Delegate] Yeah, he went back to the building.
[Man 4] And how do I catch a bus that leaves me there?
[Delegate] Of course, Mr...?
[Man 4] Palmacartney.
[Delegate] Pleasure. [Palmacartney] Pleasure.
♪ Forró ♪
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♪ Forró ♪
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♪ Forró ♪
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♪ Dindim! ♪
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