1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:02,089 --> 00:00:04,552 (wind blowing) 3 00:00:04,552 --> 00:00:07,243 (victim gasping) 4 00:00:07,243 --> 00:00:09,660 (dark music) 5 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 6 00:00:22,349 --> 00:00:25,099 (victim gasping) 7 00:00:27,771 --> 00:00:31,354 (ominous orchestral music) 8 00:00:36,763 --> 00:00:39,680 (monster growling) 9 00:00:41,392 --> 00:00:44,892 (ominous music continues) 10 00:00:55,209 --> 00:00:57,709 (eerie music) 11 00:01:20,033 --> 00:01:23,366 (eerie music continues) 12 00:01:39,801 --> 00:01:43,134 (eerie music continues) 13 00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:51,149 (acoustic guitar music) 14 00:01:52,528 --> 00:01:55,119 (baby crying) 15 00:01:55,119 --> 00:01:56,119 - Don't cry. 16 00:01:57,253 --> 00:01:59,911 It's okay. Everything's gonna be okay. 17 00:01:59,911 --> 00:02:01,260 (baby crying) 18 00:02:01,260 --> 00:02:03,303 I'm so sorry it has to be this way. 19 00:02:04,539 --> 00:02:07,039 (baby crying) 20 00:02:08,733 --> 00:02:11,316 (gentle music) 21 00:02:17,768 --> 00:02:19,680 I am so sorry, I'm sorry. 22 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:21,521 Someone will find you. 23 00:02:21,521 --> 00:02:22,620 (baby crying) 24 00:02:22,620 --> 00:02:23,730 You made me do this. 25 00:02:23,730 --> 00:02:25,590 It's your fault. 26 00:02:25,590 --> 00:02:27,440 No, I'm not telling you where she is. 27 00:02:28,309 --> 00:02:29,142 How could you do this? 28 00:02:29,142 --> 00:02:30,303 Do you think it's okay? 29 00:02:31,140 --> 00:02:32,463 This was never okay. 30 00:02:34,370 --> 00:02:38,821 I can't believe you made me do this, after everything. 31 00:02:38,821 --> 00:02:42,622 No, I can't do this anymore. I hate you. 32 00:02:42,622 --> 00:02:46,091 You're never gonna hear from me again. You understand? 33 00:02:46,091 --> 00:02:48,591 (eerie music) 34 00:02:54,406 --> 00:02:56,989 (tense music) 35 00:03:08,478 --> 00:03:11,228 (birds chirping) 36 00:03:12,905 --> 00:03:16,572 (tribal drumming continues) 37 00:03:21,849 --> 00:03:24,932 (trash can rattling) 38 00:03:30,938 --> 00:03:32,474 (tense music continues) 39 00:03:32,474 --> 00:03:35,141 (Ebba growling) 40 00:03:40,102 --> 00:03:43,070 (tense music continues) 41 00:03:43,070 --> 00:03:45,987 (upbeat pop music) 42 00:03:48,085 --> 00:03:50,585 (tense music) 43 00:03:52,152 --> 00:03:55,069 (upbeat pop music) 44 00:04:03,510 --> 00:04:07,530 - Honey, that mystery creature came back. 45 00:04:07,530 --> 00:04:09,723 Our trash is everywhere again. 46 00:04:10,950 --> 00:04:13,530 No, I saw it clearer this time. 47 00:04:13,530 --> 00:04:16,650 It looked at me like a child 48 00:04:16,650 --> 00:04:18,960 or a drug-fueled teenage girl rather, 49 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:21,753 staring at me like I was some sort of mother figure. 50 00:04:23,670 --> 00:04:26,370 Could they be part of the unhoused? 51 00:04:26,370 --> 00:04:28,050 Could they be moving all the way out here? 52 00:04:28,050 --> 00:04:30,813 We got this place to get away from the madness. 53 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:33,993 No, I'd rather not deal with the police. 54 00:04:35,460 --> 00:04:37,590 No, I don't want the forest rangers out here either. 55 00:04:37,590 --> 00:04:40,540 Our bird bath, as you very well know, is not in compliance. 56 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:45,033 Okay, I'll call animal control. 57 00:04:46,958 --> 00:04:48,546 (Ebba growling) 58 00:04:48,546 --> 00:04:51,180 (phone beeping) 59 00:04:51,180 --> 00:04:53,700 No, it's not a coyote. 60 00:04:53,700 --> 00:04:55,890 It moved like a lynx. 61 00:04:55,890 --> 00:04:59,460 It's hard to describe, it definitely had wild cat-like eyes 62 00:04:59,460 --> 00:05:02,400 with a body of a young hairless baboon. 63 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:05,373 No, it wasn't human, really, it wasn't. 64 00:05:06,420 --> 00:05:09,450 No, no, it wasn't animal either. 65 00:05:09,450 --> 00:05:11,610 Okay yes, it could be the same cougar 66 00:05:11,610 --> 00:05:14,160 responsible for all those poor poodles. 67 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:17,340 Yes, it's definitely a job for a specialist, send him. 68 00:05:17,340 --> 00:05:19,680 This could be big. 69 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:21,330 A new creature. 70 00:05:21,330 --> 00:05:23,940 They discover a new one each day, don't they? 71 00:05:23,940 --> 00:05:27,603 Maybe they'll let me name it, if it's my discovery. 72 00:05:29,601 --> 00:05:31,775 (tense music) 73 00:05:31,775 --> 00:05:34,562 (driver screaming) (brakes squealing) 74 00:05:34,562 --> 00:05:37,520 (car running) 75 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:39,060 - Good day, good day, good day. 76 00:05:39,060 --> 00:05:41,670 I'm Nigel B. Shearing, the lovely dapper trapper, 77 00:05:41,670 --> 00:05:44,550 world famous wolf hunter extraordinaire. 78 00:05:44,550 --> 00:05:47,340 And today we've been given the very special assignment 79 00:05:47,340 --> 00:05:50,130 of tracking down a potential new creature, 80 00:05:50,130 --> 00:05:52,050 never recorded by a man. 81 00:05:52,050 --> 00:05:55,323 You know, I'm here to find out, is it fact or farce? 82 00:05:56,883 --> 00:05:59,575 (car revving) 83 00:05:59,575 --> 00:06:03,075 (upbeat electronic music) 84 00:06:03,916 --> 00:06:06,833 (tires squealing) 85 00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:11,220 - [Observer] I can't believe it. 86 00:06:11,220 --> 00:06:12,213 You're unreal. 87 00:06:13,890 --> 00:06:17,820 You look like a cherub, a daisy, a will o' the wisp. 88 00:06:17,820 --> 00:06:19,530 I forget that you're not like us, 89 00:06:19,530 --> 00:06:21,840 completely separated from mankind. 90 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:24,450 Even if you could understand you wouldn't believe me. 91 00:06:24,450 --> 00:06:26,160 No one else believes me. 92 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:29,490 We look nothing alike, but you're my sister. 93 00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:31,083 I bet you're a liberal like me. 94 00:06:32,530 --> 00:06:34,630 (soft music) 95 00:06:34,630 --> 00:06:36,600 (person crunching) 96 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:40,230 Whoa, she's definitely wild but something tells me 97 00:06:40,230 --> 00:06:42,243 she's starting to become woke already. 98 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:45,063 Her fury is exquisite. 99 00:06:46,290 --> 00:06:47,643 She's really something. 100 00:06:49,590 --> 00:06:51,640 You're like my hairy little Helen Keller. 101 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:58,320 You're free like an animal, not a person. 102 00:06:58,320 --> 00:07:00,753 No hangups, no rat race. 103 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:03,510 Wild and free. 104 00:07:03,510 --> 00:07:04,653 - Joanna. 105 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:08,463 Joanna? 106 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:12,660 I'm here about the animal-like girl. 107 00:07:12,660 --> 00:07:14,580 Well, I hate to be a sticky beak, 108 00:07:14,580 --> 00:07:17,013 but I think I'll have a look around. 109 00:07:18,035 --> 00:07:20,618 (tense music) 110 00:07:21,540 --> 00:07:23,130 Yeah, looks like some big game 111 00:07:23,130 --> 00:07:24,630 turned this rubbish over here. 112 00:07:26,022 --> 00:07:27,630 Oh, look there. 113 00:07:27,630 --> 00:07:30,990 Oh, some well-made tracks. Beautiful. 114 00:07:30,990 --> 00:07:33,420 In my early career, I'd make a cast of this, 115 00:07:33,420 --> 00:07:37,350 but now since I'm an expert, I could tell right away. 116 00:07:37,350 --> 00:07:38,730 It's a size seven. 117 00:07:38,730 --> 00:07:40,920 Well, looks like the homeowner's just there, 118 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:42,417 but she's not alive to speak with us. 119 00:07:42,417 --> 00:07:43,770 I'm not gonna show the body. 120 00:07:43,770 --> 00:07:45,930 I don't wanna be part of some snuff film. 121 00:07:45,930 --> 00:07:48,417 Forensics will be by, make a full page wrap on it, 122 00:07:48,417 --> 00:07:51,392 but the only analysis I need is my own. 123 00:07:51,392 --> 00:07:53,400 (horn honking) 124 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:54,600 Attaboy, Runty. 125 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:56,250 Looks like he's picked up a scent. 126 00:07:56,250 --> 00:07:57,660 No time to chat now. 127 00:07:57,660 --> 00:07:59,160 Better get after it, shall we? 128 00:08:00,535 --> 00:08:02,616 (upbeat percussive music) 129 00:08:02,616 --> 00:08:05,283 (Ebba growling) 130 00:08:16,312 --> 00:08:21,062 (percussive music and growling continue) 131 00:08:22,373 --> 00:08:24,456 (gentle piano music) 132 00:08:24,456 --> 00:08:29,456 ♪ This I know is true ♪ 133 00:08:30,210 --> 00:08:35,210 ♪ When we're so tired of all ♪ 134 00:08:38,864 --> 00:08:42,531 ♪ When love is tired of all ♪ 135 00:08:44,980 --> 00:08:47,592 (cat meowing) 136 00:08:47,592 --> 00:08:51,175 ♪ And I'll be tired of you ♪ 137 00:08:53,337 --> 00:08:56,374 Barthy, get away from the window. 138 00:08:56,374 --> 00:08:58,440 (Barthy growling) 139 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:01,020 Bartholomew, what's out there? 140 00:09:01,020 --> 00:09:03,811 What's out there? (Bartholomew growling) 141 00:09:03,811 --> 00:09:04,915 (high-tension music) 142 00:09:04,915 --> 00:09:08,332 (Bartholomew screeching) 143 00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:16,264 (piano man screaming) 144 00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:19,173 (dramatic music) 145 00:09:19,173 --> 00:09:20,940 - I'm often asked why I'm at the forefront of my game 146 00:09:20,940 --> 00:09:24,120 award-winning twice now in '07 and '09. 147 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:27,330 Yes, I'm the one who tagged the famous puma, P-22, 148 00:09:27,330 --> 00:09:30,210 and now I'm the sixth contender for bagging the new one, 149 00:09:30,210 --> 00:09:32,610 P-122 as they call it. 150 00:09:32,610 --> 00:09:34,710 It's bloodline air. 151 00:09:34,710 --> 00:09:36,210 We have this net. 152 00:09:36,210 --> 00:09:37,890 It's strictly silicone-based 153 00:09:37,890 --> 00:09:40,410 and it stretches for any roughhouse rigamarole 154 00:09:40,410 --> 00:09:41,463 as you can see. 155 00:09:43,830 --> 00:09:46,410 This is what I'll trap it with, on paper. 156 00:09:46,410 --> 00:09:48,740 Really I'll just need photo evidence of setting it out 157 00:09:48,740 --> 00:09:49,573 so the Forest Service will know 158 00:09:49,573 --> 00:09:51,690 I'm not on my ass, but working. 159 00:09:51,690 --> 00:09:55,341 And hopefully they'll sell me my money and time for dinner. 160 00:09:55,341 --> 00:09:58,950 Mm, now where's my bait case? Whoops, not this one. 161 00:09:58,950 --> 00:10:01,950 That one contains the disease that has no cure. 162 00:10:01,950 --> 00:10:04,440 All I've got to nourish me right now is this. 163 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:06,480 Had a chance to buy 11 pallets on eBay 164 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:07,770 after they phased them out, 165 00:10:07,770 --> 00:10:10,088 so I naturally jumped at the opportunity. 166 00:10:10,088 --> 00:10:11,250 (bird cawing) 167 00:10:11,250 --> 00:10:13,860 The ravens hover at 2:30. 168 00:10:13,860 --> 00:10:15,870 They must be warning calls. 169 00:10:15,870 --> 00:10:19,050 My intuition says she's still in the area. 170 00:10:19,050 --> 00:10:22,533 No time to check myself now, maybe we can track her down. 171 00:10:23,382 --> 00:10:24,660 (car chugging) 172 00:10:24,660 --> 00:10:26,340 What's the matter now, Runty? 173 00:10:26,340 --> 00:10:28,406 Must have ran you too hot again. 174 00:10:28,406 --> 00:10:29,239 (door creaking) 175 00:10:29,239 --> 00:10:31,980 Well, sorry mate. 176 00:10:31,980 --> 00:10:34,803 They say if it's too hot to touch, she's overheated. 177 00:10:36,206 --> 00:10:37,830 Ow! Ow! 178 00:10:37,830 --> 00:10:39,458 Ah! 179 00:10:39,458 --> 00:10:41,430 Ah! 180 00:10:41,430 --> 00:10:44,833 Can't hold you much longer, boy. (screaming) 181 00:10:46,770 --> 00:10:47,760 Quick, Runty, 182 00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:50,223 pitch me a 7/8 ratchet and a screwdriver. 183 00:10:51,942 --> 00:10:55,171 (tense music) 184 00:10:55,171 --> 00:10:56,681 (bird hooting) 185 00:10:56,681 --> 00:10:59,348 (Ebba growling) 186 00:11:01,478 --> 00:11:04,061 (Ebba roaring) 187 00:11:12,900 --> 00:11:16,167 - No, yoga class? It's different, you know? 188 00:11:16,167 --> 00:11:19,470 And I like this spot, it's quiet. 189 00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:21,713 No problem. Talk to you later. 190 00:11:22,770 --> 00:11:25,437 (ominous music) 191 00:11:39,510 --> 00:11:40,860 - Oh, hi there, girly. 192 00:11:40,860 --> 00:11:42,870 You wouldn't happen to have a toolkit kit, would you? 193 00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:43,743 - Hi. 194 00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:46,020 No, sorry. 195 00:11:46,020 --> 00:11:48,540 - You haven't happened to see or hear any signs 196 00:11:48,540 --> 00:11:50,670 of a mangy wild sea freak of nature 197 00:11:50,670 --> 00:11:52,920 running around here, have ya? 198 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:53,753 - No. 199 00:11:53,753 --> 00:11:55,080 - Moves like a leopard this one, 200 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:56,880 with DNA split right down the middle, 201 00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:59,493 part valley girl, part neanderthal preemie. 202 00:12:00,330 --> 00:12:02,580 - You are the only person I've seen out here today. 203 00:12:02,580 --> 00:12:05,310 - You sure? She looks like a homecoming cheerleader. 204 00:12:05,310 --> 00:12:07,770 Tossed around and dragged through the mud a bit. 205 00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:09,960 - Sorry. Can't help you. 206 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:11,640 - Your name Cassie? 207 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:13,510 - No, it's not. 208 00:12:13,510 --> 00:12:15,570 - Huh? Of course it isn't. 209 00:12:15,570 --> 00:12:17,490 - Sorry? - You look like a girl 210 00:12:17,490 --> 00:12:18,480 I used to know. 211 00:12:19,860 --> 00:12:21,150 My ex-wife actually. 212 00:12:21,150 --> 00:12:23,197 - Yeah. Not a chance. 213 00:12:23,197 --> 00:12:24,903 - Mind if I call you Cassie? 214 00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:28,620 - Nigel B. Shearing at your service, madam. 215 00:12:28,620 --> 00:12:32,174 Cryptozoologist and big game hunter extraordinaire. 216 00:12:32,174 --> 00:12:33,007 - You're what now? 217 00:12:33,007 --> 00:12:34,020 - No time to explain. 218 00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:35,940 I'm on a set and it's fading fast. 219 00:12:35,940 --> 00:12:37,110 Bye Cassie. 220 00:12:37,110 --> 00:12:40,430 Sorry there's no time to serenade you with my didgeridoo. 221 00:12:40,430 --> 00:12:42,930 (eerie music) 222 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:50,467 (Ebba grunting) 223 00:12:52,126 --> 00:12:55,029 (person panting) 224 00:12:55,029 --> 00:12:56,935 (dramatic music) 225 00:12:56,935 --> 00:12:57,954 (Ebba roaring) 226 00:12:57,954 --> 00:13:00,871 (victim screaming) 227 00:13:04,434 --> 00:13:07,184 (dramatic music) 228 00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:12,543 (Ebba grunting) 229 00:13:13,742 --> 00:13:16,492 (dramatic music) 230 00:13:28,021 --> 00:13:29,382 (phone bleeping) 231 00:13:29,382 --> 00:13:32,645 (victim screaming) 232 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:35,562 (aggressive music) 233 00:13:58,973 --> 00:14:00,750 (monster growling) 234 00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:03,030 - Well, she should be good to go now. 235 00:14:03,030 --> 00:14:05,820 Who doesn't love my heavily customized ride? 236 00:14:05,820 --> 00:14:08,040 Touch sensitive screens are waterproof 237 00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:11,250 and tiny microphone here allows me to verbally communicate 238 00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:12,083 with whoever. 239 00:14:12,083 --> 00:14:14,327 I guess there's no better time than now 240 00:14:14,327 --> 00:14:15,540 to show you what she's made of. 241 00:14:15,540 --> 00:14:17,760 Got the latest and greatest gadgets and gizmos here 242 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:18,593 to go over. 243 00:14:18,593 --> 00:14:21,420 Here we have seven radars not to be toyed with. 244 00:14:21,420 --> 00:14:23,370 Got my first aid kit here with me 245 00:14:23,370 --> 00:14:25,230 filled with my favorite tailor fit rubbers. 246 00:14:25,230 --> 00:14:26,730 In case I get lucky. 247 00:14:26,730 --> 00:14:28,800 I carry no camera these days 248 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:31,740 because the way I see it is if I can snap her, 249 00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:32,573 I can tag her. 250 00:14:32,573 --> 00:14:35,040 And if I can tag her or I can have her. 251 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:38,760 This is my hydrogen condensed lithium laser tranquilizer 252 00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:41,190 from IBM, banned in all 30 states. 253 00:14:41,190 --> 00:14:43,380 That's why it's disguised as a cheese grater. 254 00:14:43,380 --> 00:14:44,790 Shoots a real laser. 255 00:14:44,790 --> 00:14:47,370 Two shots can detriment the impulse for less than a minute. 256 00:14:47,370 --> 00:14:49,230 Three shots can promote hysteria 257 00:14:49,230 --> 00:14:52,200 and other complications with bad bathroom times. 258 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:54,060 And here's my field notes. 259 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,070 Doubles as my diary with plenty of poetry 260 00:14:56,070 --> 00:14:57,870 dedicated to my love, Cassie. 261 00:14:57,870 --> 00:15:00,960 And also has a few tidbits about the elusive wild girl. 262 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:03,240 Here's a nice entry brimming with prose. 263 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:04,620 She's not wild like a hog. 264 00:15:04,620 --> 00:15:07,770 She's still like a snake with fangs of a cougar 265 00:15:07,770 --> 00:15:10,833 and can also turn transparent in the moment of danger. 266 00:15:12,266 --> 00:15:15,099 (energetic music) 267 00:15:19,221 --> 00:15:20,471 Yee-ha. Yee-ha. 268 00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:28,837 (phone ringing) 269 00:15:28,837 --> 00:15:31,110 We're getting a call. 270 00:15:31,110 --> 00:15:34,260 - [Video Speaker] Nigel, your parcel arrived. 271 00:15:34,260 --> 00:15:35,550 - Finally. I've been anxious 272 00:15:35,550 --> 00:15:37,740 to get your thoughts on my latest fines. 273 00:15:37,740 --> 00:15:40,863 - [Video Speaker] You mean my latest fines? 274 00:15:41,850 --> 00:15:44,010 I'm just looking at them now. 275 00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:47,070 I trust you were successful this time. 276 00:15:47,070 --> 00:15:50,850 - I got what I could for now and it wasn't a joy. 277 00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:53,670 - [Video Speaker] A rodent, a badger. 278 00:15:53,670 --> 00:15:56,490 - It's up to you for now. Skittish little guy. 279 00:15:56,490 --> 00:15:58,860 - [Video Speaker] Surely he's been accounted for. 280 00:15:58,860 --> 00:16:00,030 - Come on now. 281 00:16:00,030 --> 00:16:03,750 Have I ever presented you of species that wasn't genuine? 282 00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:06,390 - [Video Speaker] And that is mostly due to my trust. 283 00:16:06,390 --> 00:16:09,870 I rarely oversee the most profound authentications 284 00:16:09,870 --> 00:16:13,530 before accepting a novel new lineage from you. 285 00:16:13,530 --> 00:16:17,223 - Well, I assure you their new discoveries never cataloged. 286 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:20,190 - [Video Speaker] Another insect. 287 00:16:20,190 --> 00:16:22,705 What can I do with this? 288 00:16:22,705 --> 00:16:23,538 More muck. 289 00:16:24,603 --> 00:16:27,570 - That there is a color changing rarity. 290 00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:29,340 You really have to see this natural habitat 291 00:16:29,340 --> 00:16:30,690 to appreciate this one. 292 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:33,540 Vibrant hues that really twinkle at twilight. 293 00:16:33,540 --> 00:16:35,670 Surely this one's an honest find. 294 00:16:35,670 --> 00:16:37,170 - [Video Speaker] It's a marsh deer. 295 00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:39,750 - It's a poisonous fungi, actually. 296 00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:42,480 A carnival that's infecting the deer's thigh. 297 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:43,680 That's the real winner. 298 00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:46,080 - [Video Speaker] Am I supposed to be impressed? 299 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:48,390 - Well, I assume you find a delight in this last one. 300 00:16:48,390 --> 00:16:51,030 It's a rather enticing reptilian charmer 301 00:16:51,030 --> 00:16:52,890 from the black mamba variety. 302 00:16:52,890 --> 00:16:54,780 - [Video Speaker] You insult my taste 303 00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:58,110 by claiming this grizzly mutant a charmer. 304 00:16:58,110 --> 00:16:59,250 - What now? 305 00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:02,730 I couldn't forcibly dream of a more innovative creature. 306 00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:04,050 You don't know this is neck? 307 00:17:04,050 --> 00:17:05,820 It's throat puffs out. 308 00:17:05,820 --> 00:17:09,060 Truly an unordinary and almost mythical find. 309 00:17:09,060 --> 00:17:10,140 Ain't that what you're after? 310 00:17:10,140 --> 00:17:13,530 - [Video Speaker] You have frustrated me, Nigel. 311 00:17:13,530 --> 00:17:17,340 We'll have to discuss the peculiars of our new contract 312 00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:18,870 moving forward. 313 00:17:18,870 --> 00:17:21,480 - Can I charge you for this video call? 314 00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:22,920 He hung up on me. 315 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:24,660 Can you believe that, Runty? 316 00:17:24,660 --> 00:17:26,820 Hope he doesn't let me go after all this time. 317 00:17:26,820 --> 00:17:29,352 It's hard to find a good side hustle like him. 318 00:17:29,352 --> 00:17:32,185 (energetic music) 319 00:17:41,606 --> 00:17:44,356 (dramatic music) 320 00:17:55,076 --> 00:17:57,743 (Ebba grunting) 321 00:17:59,357 --> 00:18:01,857 (tense music) 322 00:18:03,756 --> 00:18:06,400 (person giggling nervously) 323 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:08,460 - All right, I'm very excited 324 00:18:08,460 --> 00:18:10,230 because we just received a hot tip 325 00:18:10,230 --> 00:18:12,630 that there's been a sighting of the wild girl 326 00:18:12,630 --> 00:18:14,670 right here across this bridge 327 00:18:14,670 --> 00:18:16,523 in that there cabin. 328 00:18:16,523 --> 00:18:19,381 (exciting music) 329 00:18:19,381 --> 00:18:21,881 (tense music) 330 00:18:23,097 --> 00:18:26,130 Rumor has it that this is where the purty pop's mother 331 00:18:26,130 --> 00:18:29,460 once resided before she fled social services 332 00:18:29,460 --> 00:18:30,813 and went into exile. 333 00:18:32,220 --> 00:18:35,130 So mangy old bric a brac, this is. 334 00:18:35,130 --> 00:18:37,977 Plenty of nice parts to take to a pawn shop guy. 335 00:18:39,157 --> 00:18:42,210 It's like a snapshot in time 336 00:18:42,210 --> 00:18:46,653 of what all that bush baby could have had and grown up with. 337 00:18:47,497 --> 00:18:49,800 (dramatic music) 338 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:51,513 An obliterated family. 339 00:18:53,698 --> 00:18:54,531 (eerie music) 340 00:18:54,531 --> 00:18:56,431 Reminds us that a house is not a home. 341 00:18:57,360 --> 00:19:01,920 We have to stay calm and clever and keep our mask on. 342 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:05,946 Animals can only recognize you by the shape of your mouth. 343 00:19:05,946 --> 00:19:06,990 (eerie music) 344 00:19:06,990 --> 00:19:08,670 Oh, I can feel their mega mites 345 00:19:08,670 --> 00:19:11,370 nipping at my own family jewels already. 346 00:19:11,370 --> 00:19:12,960 We'd better vacate now. 347 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:16,620 This target area's infested with not only vermin, 348 00:19:16,620 --> 00:19:18,270 but with the dark dank vengeance 349 00:19:18,270 --> 00:19:20,373 of this she lion's sinister soul. 350 00:19:21,536 --> 00:19:24,036 (tense music) 351 00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:30,840 - I can't believe it. It's her. 352 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:32,493 It's really you. You're alive. 353 00:19:35,614 --> 00:19:38,114 (tense music) 354 00:19:40,860 --> 00:19:42,310 Mother will never believe it. 355 00:19:43,386 --> 00:19:45,270 (phone ringing) 356 00:19:45,270 --> 00:19:46,440 - What is it, Tasha? 357 00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:48,600 - Mother. I found her. 358 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:51,720 I snapped a photo. It's blurry, but it's definitely her. 359 00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:54,900 - What do you care? How many more posters are around town? 360 00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:58,170 - What you did to our family was despicable. 361 00:19:58,170 --> 00:20:00,030 - Stop doing that. - Heinous. 362 00:20:00,030 --> 00:20:02,040 - I want nothing to do with this girl. 363 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:03,690 - I hate being an only child. 364 00:20:03,690 --> 00:20:06,180 - You know, maybe I abandoned the wrong daughter. 365 00:20:06,180 --> 00:20:07,210 - And there she is 366 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:10,560 gazing at me lovingly. 367 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:12,150 - I've moved on. I'm a different person. 368 00:20:12,150 --> 00:20:14,580 I- I- you need to stop. 369 00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:16,260 - Behind the dale. 370 00:20:16,260 --> 00:20:18,360 - What are you trying to accomplish with this? 371 00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:20,730 - Through the twigs. - Quit it. 372 00:20:20,730 --> 00:20:21,690 I'm done. 373 00:20:21,690 --> 00:20:24,090 - It's not the juniper berries on that branch she craves. 374 00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:24,923 It's me. 375 00:20:24,923 --> 00:20:27,030 - You are done. - Her big Tasha. 376 00:20:27,030 --> 00:20:28,650 - It's the worst day of my life 377 00:20:28,650 --> 00:20:30,630 but I've forgotten about it and I've moved on. 378 00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:32,040 And you should too. 379 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:34,290 - It's over mother. They're gonna put you away. 380 00:20:34,290 --> 00:20:36,660 - They can't prove DNA unless they take a swab from me. 381 00:20:36,660 --> 00:20:38,250 And I'm not gonna let that happen. 382 00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:39,480 - I just want my sister. 383 00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:40,740 - I know you're just doing this 384 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,060 for the fame and fortune. 385 00:20:42,060 --> 00:20:43,980 - I want the bond we never had. 386 00:20:43,980 --> 00:20:45,300 - She's dead to me. 387 00:20:45,300 --> 00:20:47,670 - Never to know if she would be gay 388 00:20:47,670 --> 00:20:49,975 or straight or non-binary. 389 00:20:49,975 --> 00:20:50,910 - Oh really? 390 00:20:50,910 --> 00:20:52,890 - Don't these things keep you up at night, mother? 391 00:20:52,890 --> 00:20:53,820 Like they do me? 392 00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:56,370 - That chapter of my life is done. 393 00:20:56,370 --> 00:20:57,720 - You're a bitch, mother. 394 00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:58,767 I love you. 395 00:20:58,767 --> 00:20:59,790 - You don't know me. 396 00:20:59,790 --> 00:21:00,870 - I've read your diaries. 397 00:21:00,870 --> 00:21:04,290 - I am not the same person I was 17 years ago. 398 00:21:04,290 --> 00:21:05,993 - You're screwed, mother. 399 00:21:05,993 --> 00:21:08,490 - It's you that should have been raised by wolves. 400 00:21:08,490 --> 00:21:11,250 - And I'm gonna tell everyone what really happened. 401 00:21:11,250 --> 00:21:13,317 - I would disown you forever. 402 00:21:14,756 --> 00:21:17,506 (phone bleeping) 403 00:21:19,470 --> 00:21:22,980 - Well, my ship has come in. 404 00:21:22,980 --> 00:21:24,780 I think it's safe to say so anyways. 405 00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:28,800 Do you know what this is? 406 00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:30,630 That's right. 407 00:21:30,630 --> 00:21:34,200 5,000 tons of Awkwafina. 408 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:35,433 Yeah, boy. 409 00:21:36,516 --> 00:21:37,950 Mellie Yellie's about to run out, 410 00:21:37,950 --> 00:21:40,440 and I'm gonna need a little something called hydration. 411 00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:42,780 (ax thwacking) 412 00:21:42,780 --> 00:21:45,960 You can see here, I've made a very impressive dent on it. 413 00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:48,240 It should just be another six or seven hours now 414 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:52,050 before I get a six inch hole in diameter. 415 00:21:52,050 --> 00:21:54,600 Water will be gushing out, but not too heavy. 416 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:56,910 I can bathe in it or I can wash my tush. 417 00:21:56,910 --> 00:21:59,967 And most of all, I can get a sip of that H20. 418 00:21:59,967 --> 00:22:01,590 But I don't crave, 419 00:22:01,590 --> 00:22:05,340 actually haven't had it in about 12 years since I was a lad. 420 00:22:05,340 --> 00:22:06,900 That's right. I've been faithful. 421 00:22:06,900 --> 00:22:09,000 My favorite brand. Mellie Yellie. 422 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,620 If only they made it in diet, 423 00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:12,783 I could slim down, lose my pooch. 424 00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:16,866 (energetic music) 425 00:22:21,030 --> 00:22:23,098 - Right. Left. 426 00:22:23,098 --> 00:22:24,982 Roll down. 427 00:22:24,982 --> 00:22:27,092 Right, left. 428 00:22:27,092 --> 00:22:27,925 Hard. 429 00:22:29,021 --> 00:22:30,021 Okay. Again. 430 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:34,380 There's a lot of steps to it. Okay. 431 00:22:34,380 --> 00:22:35,467 - All right. 432 00:22:35,467 --> 00:22:37,400 (energetic music) 433 00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:40,512 Here we go. Roll to the left. 434 00:22:40,512 --> 00:22:42,000 Turn. 435 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,950 Right, left. 436 00:22:43,950 --> 00:22:44,880 Roll down. 437 00:22:45,967 --> 00:22:46,967 Right. Left. 438 00:22:49,067 --> 00:22:49,900 - You know what? You know what? 439 00:22:49,900 --> 00:22:50,820 I don't even want to do this. 440 00:22:50,820 --> 00:22:51,653 Can we just stop? 441 00:22:51,653 --> 00:22:53,760 - Raya, come on. It's not that hard. 442 00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:54,810 - Why are we doing this again? 443 00:22:54,810 --> 00:22:56,040 - You always have a bad attitude. 444 00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:57,840 Whenever we do something I want to do. 445 00:22:57,840 --> 00:22:59,310 - We always do what you want to do. 446 00:22:59,310 --> 00:23:00,330 - Seriously? 447 00:23:00,330 --> 00:23:02,520 - Just the other day we went to a movie 448 00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:03,780 I didn't even wanna see. 449 00:23:03,780 --> 00:23:04,680 - Are you serious? 450 00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:06,850 - Look, I'm tired of you always 451 00:23:07,740 --> 00:23:09,600 just taking all my energy away from me. 452 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:11,430 I have no time to do what I wanna do. 453 00:23:11,430 --> 00:23:13,200 No time to spend time with the people 454 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:14,190 that I wanna spend time with. 455 00:23:14,190 --> 00:23:15,023 I'm just, you know what? 456 00:23:15,023 --> 00:23:17,430 You know what, do you, I'm gonna do me. Okay? 457 00:23:17,430 --> 00:23:18,660 - You're gonna leave. 458 00:23:18,660 --> 00:23:20,793 Oh fine. I'll do it myself. 459 00:23:20,793 --> 00:23:23,376 (ax thwacking) 460 00:23:24,945 --> 00:23:27,778 (energetic music) 461 00:23:29,409 --> 00:23:32,719 (Ebba grunting) 462 00:23:32,719 --> 00:23:35,552 (energetic music) 463 00:23:41,001 --> 00:23:43,501 (tense music) 464 00:23:45,990 --> 00:23:47,310 Hey, do you wanna do my dance video? 465 00:23:47,310 --> 00:23:49,860 It's gonna be so lame if I'm by myself. 466 00:23:49,860 --> 00:23:51,093 Hi, I'm Brianna. 467 00:23:53,004 --> 00:23:55,560 (tense music) 468 00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:57,780 Oh my God. My finger. 469 00:23:57,780 --> 00:24:00,670 Why would you do that? Oh my God. 470 00:24:00,670 --> 00:24:03,090 Oh my finger. Oh. 471 00:24:03,090 --> 00:24:04,020 Hey. Leave it. 472 00:24:04,020 --> 00:24:05,250 What are you doing? Ugh. 473 00:24:05,250 --> 00:24:06,510 Stop. Get away. 474 00:24:06,510 --> 00:24:07,740 Leave it. Get outta here. 475 00:24:07,740 --> 00:24:09,543 Ugh, my finger. Ugh. 476 00:24:10,410 --> 00:24:12,780 Yeah, you better run. Ugh. 477 00:24:12,780 --> 00:24:14,973 You better hope they can sew this back on. 478 00:24:16,230 --> 00:24:17,552 Oh my God. 479 00:24:17,552 --> 00:24:20,456 (tense music) 480 00:24:20,456 --> 00:24:22,311 (eerie music) 481 00:24:22,311 --> 00:24:23,940 (phone bleeping) 482 00:24:23,940 --> 00:24:26,760 - Oh crap. The Rangers be calling me. 483 00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:29,307 Yes? I don't understand. 484 00:24:29,307 --> 00:24:31,380 And has Sandra called you? 485 00:24:31,380 --> 00:24:33,120 He was a one time employer. 486 00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:35,280 His opinion of me shouldn't matter. 487 00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:38,010 He's an exotic animal enthusiast, all right? 488 00:24:38,010 --> 00:24:38,970 I'll level with you. 489 00:24:38,970 --> 00:24:40,680 He hires me to discover new species 490 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:42,360 from the forest of Bolivia. 491 00:24:42,360 --> 00:24:45,630 The filthy rat just thinks I fooled him about some fungi. 492 00:24:45,630 --> 00:24:47,640 It's got nothing to do with this or your assignment. 493 00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:49,470 I'm your man, remember. 494 00:24:49,470 --> 00:24:51,570 I'm the only one that has that invincible sense 495 00:24:51,570 --> 00:24:53,400 for finding creatures at the unknown. 496 00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:56,520 This assignment is personal, very important to me. 497 00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:58,590 I speak fluently with most members 498 00:24:58,590 --> 00:25:00,780 of our animal kingdom community. 499 00:25:00,780 --> 00:25:03,930 You know, I appreciate this opportunity to deliver. 500 00:25:03,930 --> 00:25:06,870 We're just days away now. Runty's excited. 501 00:25:06,870 --> 00:25:09,090 He's firing on all cylinders. 502 00:25:09,090 --> 00:25:12,030 At any moment he could just break down. 503 00:25:12,030 --> 00:25:16,680 I need more funding for fuel in my team moon sheen hole. 504 00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:20,965 I got stuff in the cart just waiting for me to check out. 505 00:25:20,965 --> 00:25:24,091 (water trickling) 506 00:25:24,091 --> 00:25:26,591 (tense music) 507 00:25:41,143 --> 00:25:43,976 (energetic music) 508 00:25:55,901 --> 00:25:59,016 (engine revving) 509 00:25:59,016 --> 00:26:01,849 (energetic music) 510 00:26:12,030 --> 00:26:15,360 Well, we lost power now. No problem. 511 00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:17,550 We'll just have to sit here for 11 or 12 hours 512 00:26:17,550 --> 00:26:20,000 and wait for the solar batteries to charge us up. 513 00:26:21,123 --> 00:26:23,623 (eerie music) 514 00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:28,440 It sure is beautiful out here. 515 00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:32,460 Not as nice as the outback but nice in its own way. 516 00:26:32,460 --> 00:26:34,950 Guess I'll take this time to answer some questions now. 517 00:26:34,950 --> 00:26:37,020 Some of you have asked me why I like to rotate 518 00:26:37,020 --> 00:26:38,610 between the boots and the flip flops. 519 00:26:38,610 --> 00:26:40,350 Well, the boots keep me insulated 520 00:26:40,350 --> 00:26:41,877 from the extreme heat out here, 521 00:26:41,877 --> 00:26:42,870 and the flip flops. 522 00:26:42,870 --> 00:26:45,360 Well, besides being much easier to run in, 523 00:26:45,360 --> 00:26:47,280 they double as a flotation device, 524 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:49,020 which has served me well a couple times 525 00:26:49,020 --> 00:26:50,850 in the am Amazonian River. 526 00:26:50,850 --> 00:26:52,350 Everyone always seems perplexed. 527 00:26:52,350 --> 00:26:55,500 Why I wear this amazing silver jumpsuit. 528 00:26:55,500 --> 00:26:57,210 I cut the knees and arms off 529 00:26:57,210 --> 00:26:59,010 because it's no longer winter. 530 00:26:59,010 --> 00:27:00,750 But the reason I wear it is simple. 531 00:27:00,750 --> 00:27:03,330 Everyone knows animals can't see silver. 532 00:27:03,330 --> 00:27:04,800 I'm basically invisible to them 533 00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:06,390 and it makes it a whole lot easier 534 00:27:06,390 --> 00:27:08,250 when I'm sneaking up on 'em. 535 00:27:08,250 --> 00:27:11,430 Some of you wonder why I rave so hard. 536 00:27:11,430 --> 00:27:13,920 And it's because studies show that it's the only music 537 00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:16,860 that actually soothes our furry friends. 538 00:27:16,860 --> 00:27:18,150 Surprised none of you have asked me 539 00:27:18,150 --> 00:27:19,860 why I don't have an accent. 540 00:27:19,860 --> 00:27:21,930 I was born and educated in Melbourne 541 00:27:21,930 --> 00:27:24,210 and then spent some time with the Aborigines 542 00:27:24,210 --> 00:27:26,940 before they tried to castrate me and cast me out. 543 00:27:26,940 --> 00:27:28,860 So I hopped across the pond of the UK 544 00:27:28,860 --> 00:27:30,870 to finish my veterinary conservatorship 545 00:27:30,870 --> 00:27:34,620 amongst all the Shires, Bedfordshire, Berkshire, Cheshire, 546 00:27:34,620 --> 00:27:36,480 Derbyshire, and Cornwall, 547 00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:38,400 before getting booked on a steam liner 548 00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:40,593 to different subtropics like Bolivia. 549 00:27:41,700 --> 00:27:45,120 - [Video Speaker] Nigel, my archeologists need their leader. 550 00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:50,070 You are all we've got. The only cryptozoologist I know. 551 00:27:50,070 --> 00:27:54,120 Although lately I have been increasingly disappointed 552 00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:57,960 with your ongoing clutter of bootlickers. 553 00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:00,180 I will give you anything you want 554 00:28:00,180 --> 00:28:03,333 as long as you bring this new rare breed home. 555 00:28:10,101 --> 00:28:12,510 (eerie music) 556 00:28:12,510 --> 00:28:15,180 (phone bleeping) 557 00:28:15,180 --> 00:28:17,010 - Yeah hon. What is it? 558 00:28:17,010 --> 00:28:19,563 I'm working on this doggone house. 559 00:28:20,430 --> 00:28:23,250 Damn you, Mabel. Why are you such a pain in my ass? 560 00:28:23,250 --> 00:28:24,873 Why you make such weak coffee? 561 00:28:26,340 --> 00:28:27,690 Tastes like ass water. 562 00:28:27,690 --> 00:28:29,760 I'm sick of this crap you put me through. 563 00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:33,240 Out here day and night working to pay our mortgage. 564 00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:36,060 Well why don't you go get on down to Home Depot 565 00:28:36,060 --> 00:28:38,220 and get the discount paint for the kitchen. 566 00:28:38,220 --> 00:28:41,280 I don't give a rat's ass what color the cabinets are. 567 00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:43,787 As long as they keep the food dry. 568 00:28:43,787 --> 00:28:45,450 (cat mewling) 569 00:28:45,450 --> 00:28:47,970 What the hell is this now? 570 00:28:47,970 --> 00:28:49,650 Honey, I'm gonna have to call you back. 571 00:28:49,650 --> 00:28:52,380 It looks like one of the neighborhood children 572 00:28:52,380 --> 00:28:53,733 has gotten loose. 573 00:28:56,026 --> 00:28:57,000 (Ebba grunting) 574 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,790 What? You don't scare me. 575 00:28:59,790 --> 00:29:03,720 Yeah, it's a working man right here. Take a good look. 576 00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:07,143 I don't know what you are. Oh, you is a female. 577 00:29:08,095 --> 00:29:10,230 Hey, you actually kind of good looking. 578 00:29:10,230 --> 00:29:11,460 What you doing now? 579 00:29:11,460 --> 00:29:13,650 You crazy. Now go back in your yard. 580 00:29:13,650 --> 00:29:14,818 No. 581 00:29:14,818 --> 00:29:17,401 (tense music) 582 00:29:21,030 --> 00:29:22,503 What cha doing? Ah, get out. 583 00:29:25,166 --> 00:29:25,999 Shoo. 584 00:29:27,733 --> 00:29:28,823 No. Shoo. 585 00:29:28,823 --> 00:29:29,656 Get outta there. Bad boy. 586 00:29:29,656 --> 00:29:30,600 Shoot you away. 587 00:29:34,165 --> 00:29:37,082 (aggressive music) 588 00:30:01,644 --> 00:30:04,394 (Ebba grunting) 589 00:30:10,201 --> 00:30:12,142 - Oh, look at here. 590 00:30:12,142 --> 00:30:12,990 This is a good sign. 591 00:30:12,990 --> 00:30:14,640 Looks like she's been here. 592 00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:16,950 The skin of an unknown slithering snake. 593 00:30:16,950 --> 00:30:20,073 I wonder what kind it is. No way to tell without its body. 594 00:30:21,390 --> 00:30:23,490 She must have regurgitated it. 595 00:30:23,490 --> 00:30:26,370 Not sure why, but this is the best part. 596 00:30:26,370 --> 00:30:29,289 Pack with nutrients like vitamin D and A. 597 00:30:29,289 --> 00:30:31,780 This is why I always carry this container 598 00:30:32,820 --> 00:30:34,470 to collect the sample. 599 00:30:34,470 --> 00:30:37,020 This is the kind of thing that really pushes my buttons. 600 00:30:37,020 --> 00:30:38,550 But in a good way. 601 00:30:38,550 --> 00:30:42,210 I think it's time to hunker down and set up camp here. 602 00:30:42,210 --> 00:30:43,683 Hone in on Cassie's ground. 603 00:30:44,700 --> 00:30:47,580 By this time tomorrow I'll be world famous. 604 00:30:47,580 --> 00:30:52,080 - I can hear it now. The hell town singing harmoniously. 605 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:57,080 Nigel B. Shearing he's a hero yes, he is. 606 00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:02,523 Nigel B. Shearing, I hope my boy grows up to be like him. 607 00:31:03,837 --> 00:31:04,670 (tense music) 608 00:31:04,670 --> 00:31:07,233 - I don't need you. You don't control me. 609 00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:11,193 You don't sustain me. You don't mean anything to me. 610 00:31:12,210 --> 00:31:14,313 Burn. Burn. 611 00:31:16,356 --> 00:31:18,856 (tense music) 612 00:31:22,687 --> 00:31:25,812 (cat mewling) 613 00:31:25,812 --> 00:31:28,312 (tense music) 614 00:31:32,220 --> 00:31:35,430 What the hell are you doing? Covered in all that crud. 615 00:31:35,430 --> 00:31:36,990 Lord knows what. 616 00:31:36,990 --> 00:31:38,223 You lost or something? 617 00:31:39,126 --> 00:31:41,520 Ugh. Girl, what the hell? 618 00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:44,610 And you're naked. Nasty. 619 00:31:44,610 --> 00:31:48,330 Can I help you with something? What do you want? 620 00:31:48,330 --> 00:31:51,303 Well you know what? Here, Andrea will get you cleaned up. 621 00:31:53,430 --> 00:31:55,440 See? (Ebba grunting) 622 00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:58,050 So don't your mom ever wonder where you at. 623 00:31:58,050 --> 00:32:01,380 You know you're a real hot girl underneath all this mess. 624 00:32:01,380 --> 00:32:04,560 Just tell me, why the birthday suit? 625 00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:06,450 You know what? Thanks for not explaining. 626 00:32:06,450 --> 00:32:08,730 Actually, you know I used to be 627 00:32:08,730 --> 00:32:10,140 into some kinky role playing. 628 00:32:10,140 --> 00:32:12,630 You look like the kind of girl yourself. 629 00:32:12,630 --> 00:32:15,473 And you know I was one of those 630 00:32:15,473 --> 00:32:16,306 treat me like an animal kind of girls. 631 00:32:16,306 --> 00:32:17,139 You know what I mean? 632 00:32:17,139 --> 00:32:18,360 I can get down with that. Yeah. 633 00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:20,520 You're a real hot chick, right? 634 00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:23,490 Wait a minute. You might look really good in this. 635 00:32:23,490 --> 00:32:24,330 You know I've been saving this 636 00:32:24,330 --> 00:32:25,740 for a real hot girl like yourself. 637 00:32:25,740 --> 00:32:27,340 Real special occasion, you know. 638 00:32:28,319 --> 00:32:30,600 You know, maybe later we can go to a rave 639 00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,760 and you can wear this, you know. 640 00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:35,460 Come here. Don't be scared now. 641 00:32:35,460 --> 00:32:37,560 You're a pretty girl underneath all that. 642 00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:39,420 You are looking hot girl. 643 00:32:39,420 --> 00:32:41,130 You look good. You look good. 644 00:32:41,130 --> 00:32:42,600 I've never seen anyone look so good 645 00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:44,340 in the color chartreuse before. 646 00:32:44,340 --> 00:32:46,413 I love it. You look hot. 647 00:32:47,352 --> 00:32:49,470 (Ebba grunting) 648 00:32:49,470 --> 00:32:51,330 Where you going? Hey. Hey, wait. 649 00:32:51,330 --> 00:32:52,800 I like you. Come back. 650 00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:54,723 Stop. Come back. 651 00:32:57,150 --> 00:33:01,293 I liked her. She made me feel less insane. 652 00:33:02,490 --> 00:33:04,230 - Alright, special announcement. 653 00:33:04,230 --> 00:33:06,420 Turns out I didn't hack my way through the woods 654 00:33:06,420 --> 00:33:08,250 for the better part of the day in vain 655 00:33:08,250 --> 00:33:10,353 because I found a very special discovery. 656 00:33:11,856 --> 00:33:13,656 The mightiest pine cone of the wood. 657 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,590 What most people don't know is you can make 658 00:33:16,590 --> 00:33:18,870 a pretty decent meal outta this. 659 00:33:18,870 --> 00:33:21,000 It's thinner than oatmeal, thicker than grits. 660 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,640 You just gotta boil it for 16 hours overnight 661 00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:25,950 and it'll keep the moths away twice over. 662 00:33:25,950 --> 00:33:28,740 Just gonna sanitize it now with a Mellie Yellie, 663 00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:30,300 and put it in the pot over the fire, 664 00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:33,720 and by morning I'll have a modified genuine 665 00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:35,700 Nigel B. Shearing puree. 666 00:33:35,700 --> 00:33:36,840 All I gotta do is season it 667 00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:39,000 with a bit of my forehead sea salt sweat 668 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:39,990 and I'm off to the races. 669 00:33:39,990 --> 00:33:40,950 Yum, yum, yum. 670 00:33:40,950 --> 00:33:42,783 In my tum, calories for the day. 671 00:33:43,830 --> 00:33:45,810 - Nah, I just don't think it's going too well. 672 00:33:45,810 --> 00:33:48,540 I think maybe I'll break up with her. 673 00:33:48,540 --> 00:33:50,040 If you only knew. 674 00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:51,540 I really wish, you know? 675 00:33:51,540 --> 00:33:52,690 In another life, maybe. 676 00:33:54,870 --> 00:33:57,180 - I found a bit of brekkie in my swimming cozy. 677 00:33:57,180 --> 00:33:59,673 It's a bit melted 'cause it's been the warm car. 678 00:34:01,110 --> 00:34:02,520 Down here had an ucka ducka. 679 00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:06,359 So putting down one of my favorite little treats 680 00:34:06,359 --> 00:34:07,192 a Chicky Bicky. 681 00:34:12,090 --> 00:34:16,350 Double layered, crispy rice kernels and fudge. 682 00:34:16,350 --> 00:34:18,090 Mm, that's right. 683 00:34:18,090 --> 00:34:20,820 I'm gonna be filled with fudge before the day's out 684 00:34:20,820 --> 00:34:22,530 and it's gonna put wind in my sails 685 00:34:22,530 --> 00:34:24,870 and float me through this miserable day. 686 00:34:24,870 --> 00:34:27,900 I'll just have to climb this hill, 11 kilometers, 687 00:34:27,900 --> 00:34:28,920 and go over it. 688 00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:30,570 Reckon it'll take about eight hours. 689 00:34:30,570 --> 00:34:32,880 By the time I get down, I hear there's a town 690 00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:34,560 and possibly a cafe. 691 00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:38,411 Wouldn't that be nice? So let's go find out. 692 00:34:38,411 --> 00:34:40,911 (tense music) 693 00:34:50,507 --> 00:34:52,890 - Cheryl. Hey girl. 694 00:34:52,890 --> 00:34:53,940 Come on. 695 00:34:53,940 --> 00:34:55,800 I don't even know how you got out. 696 00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:57,960 I keep those doors locked all the time. 697 00:34:57,960 --> 00:34:59,460 You walk through the screen. 698 00:34:59,460 --> 00:35:00,293 Come on. 699 00:35:03,372 --> 00:35:05,872 (tense music) 700 00:35:08,365 --> 00:35:09,198 Hey girl. 701 00:35:11,490 --> 00:35:13,413 Girl, get over here. 702 00:35:14,940 --> 00:35:16,140 Cheryl. 703 00:35:16,140 --> 00:35:19,380 Cheryl, get over here and stop acting a dang fool. 704 00:35:19,380 --> 00:35:20,213 Right now. 705 00:35:20,213 --> 00:35:21,213 What'd I say to you? 706 00:35:28,157 --> 00:35:31,230 You have me out here looking all over the place for you. 707 00:35:31,230 --> 00:35:33,720 You're a good dog, but this is dang foolish. 708 00:35:33,720 --> 00:35:35,863 Come on, lemme get this on you here real quick, girl. 709 00:35:35,863 --> 00:35:38,530 (Ebba grunting) 710 00:35:40,140 --> 00:35:42,270 All right, now come on, get. 711 00:35:42,270 --> 00:35:43,931 Let's go. 712 00:35:43,931 --> 00:35:45,241 No pork chop for you tonight. 713 00:35:45,241 --> 00:35:46,570 (whip cracking) (wild girl hissing) 714 00:35:46,570 --> 00:35:49,890 (dramatic music) 715 00:35:49,890 --> 00:35:51,870 - Hey there. Good day, mate. 716 00:35:51,870 --> 00:35:54,663 What a day it has been already. 717 00:35:57,450 --> 00:35:58,320 When it comes to trapping, 718 00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:00,070 there's a wrong way and a sure way. 719 00:36:01,290 --> 00:36:04,530 What I'm doing now is the classic hollow out a six footer, 720 00:36:04,530 --> 00:36:06,750 lay some hosanna over it and walk away. 721 00:36:06,750 --> 00:36:08,190 Come back here early in the morning 722 00:36:08,190 --> 00:36:10,380 and boom, there she'll be six feet under. 723 00:36:10,380 --> 00:36:12,573 But live, a body found. 724 00:36:13,763 --> 00:36:16,530 I get twice the reward money if she's still breathing. 725 00:36:16,530 --> 00:36:20,040 However, that is a bit tougher than the ground back home. 726 00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:21,790 Not sure if I feel like digging it. 727 00:36:24,030 --> 00:36:26,730 So since that's not gonna fly, 728 00:36:26,730 --> 00:36:29,220 I've got me variation on the classic spring back trapper 729 00:36:29,220 --> 00:36:30,243 right down here. 730 00:36:31,710 --> 00:36:33,000 Like the old spring-a-ling. 731 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,280 She sniffs the snail bait down here 732 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,590 and whammo, snags around the limbs. 733 00:36:37,590 --> 00:36:39,000 She flips, lasso up 734 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,340 and before you know it, she's swinging from her ankles, 735 00:36:41,340 --> 00:36:42,660 right where I want her. 736 00:36:42,660 --> 00:36:44,325 Easy pickings for the 737 00:36:44,325 --> 00:36:46,470 wish I was American boy scout with a badge boy wonder. 738 00:36:46,470 --> 00:36:48,000 It has to be me to cash in on her. 739 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,530 Rightfully so. 740 00:36:49,530 --> 00:36:51,450 Been steadfast on her for days now, 741 00:36:51,450 --> 00:36:52,860 closing in fast on her. 742 00:36:52,860 --> 00:36:55,440 I reckon she's in a 30 mile radius. 743 00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:56,940 And if all those traps fail me, 744 00:36:56,940 --> 00:36:58,790 I've still got one final method here. 745 00:37:00,090 --> 00:37:02,370 Some may find it rather opaque and cruel, 746 00:37:02,370 --> 00:37:04,263 but I find it's quite effective. 747 00:37:05,775 --> 00:37:06,608 (phone ringing) 748 00:37:06,608 --> 00:37:08,726 I don't believe it. I got a notification. 749 00:37:08,726 --> 00:37:09,559 (phone buzzing) 750 00:37:09,559 --> 00:37:11,730 My credit card's been declined. 751 00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:14,700 Well, at least I finally got a bit of service out here. 752 00:37:14,700 --> 00:37:16,650 Got a new email here from a Debbie 753 00:37:16,650 --> 00:37:18,780 who claims she's harboring the fugitive, 754 00:37:18,780 --> 00:37:20,790 who she got mixed up for her own doggy. 755 00:37:20,790 --> 00:37:23,880 - [Debbie] Dear Mr. Nigel, weird looking man. 756 00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:27,360 I have found what I think you are looking for. She's my dog. 757 00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:29,670 Her name's Cheryl, and people keep saying 758 00:37:29,670 --> 00:37:30,720 you'd be looking for her. 759 00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:32,490 I found her on the side of the road. 760 00:37:32,490 --> 00:37:35,820 If you can kindly find me in my home area, 761 00:37:35,820 --> 00:37:38,580 I would greatly appreciate it if there's only a cash reward. 762 00:37:38,580 --> 00:37:41,040 If you got nothing on you, please don't show up. 763 00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:43,559 Sincerely, Debbie Dingle Beller. 764 00:37:43,559 --> 00:37:44,392 (whip cracking) 765 00:37:44,392 --> 00:37:46,800 - It sure looks like that dangerous girl on the tank. 766 00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:48,930 I'll have to pop on over and have a lookie. 767 00:37:48,930 --> 00:37:51,630 This is incredible. Two whole bars. 768 00:37:51,630 --> 00:37:53,250 Well, I can finally post a status update 769 00:37:53,250 --> 00:37:54,360 and see who likes it. 770 00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:55,695 Woo hoo. 771 00:37:55,695 --> 00:38:00,695 (Nigel screaming) (dramatic music) 772 00:38:10,346 --> 00:38:13,470 (aerosol farting) 773 00:38:13,470 --> 00:38:15,780 I am all right, Runty. 774 00:38:15,780 --> 00:38:18,993 Just gonna have to take a moment and saw my leg off. 775 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:24,663 Won't be long now. Yeah, it is too painful. 776 00:38:25,890 --> 00:38:28,110 I'm just gonna have to lean into all the sudden adrenaline 777 00:38:28,110 --> 00:38:29,943 and muscle the teeth open. 778 00:38:31,236 --> 00:38:36,236 Ah, ah, ah, ah. 779 00:38:37,916 --> 00:38:39,360 I told you it works the way it's supposed to. 780 00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:42,690 Well, good news is I don't suspect the leg is fractured. 781 00:38:42,690 --> 00:38:44,910 Bad news is the gashes are rather deep 782 00:38:44,910 --> 00:38:47,340 and have already run out of my mother's medicated ointment. 783 00:38:47,340 --> 00:38:48,240 But I'm in luck. 784 00:38:48,240 --> 00:38:49,230 This stuff here, 785 00:38:49,230 --> 00:38:51,960 the stinging nettle acts like a disinfectant. 786 00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:53,310 It's like poison ivy, 787 00:38:53,310 --> 00:38:55,050 but it's tiny needle-like fibers 788 00:38:55,050 --> 00:38:57,963 stick around much longer, no pun intended. 789 00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:03,750 Ah, really starting to sting now. 790 00:39:03,750 --> 00:39:05,752 That means it's working. 791 00:39:05,752 --> 00:39:07,128 Ah. 792 00:39:07,128 --> 00:39:09,878 (dramatic music) 793 00:39:17,055 --> 00:39:19,638 (owls hooting) 794 00:39:21,536 --> 00:39:23,400 - Okay. So I've had this crazy idea. 795 00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:24,810 You know how I hate reading 796 00:39:24,810 --> 00:39:26,370 and you really like reading and writing. 797 00:39:26,370 --> 00:39:28,230 So I was thinking maybe you 798 00:39:28,230 --> 00:39:30,180 should do the book report for me. 799 00:39:30,180 --> 00:39:33,093 I mean, you could just copy yours and then, 800 00:39:34,260 --> 00:39:36,960 but just like change up the words a little bit. 801 00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:37,793 I think it would work. 802 00:39:37,793 --> 00:39:39,240 And then we could hang out all week 803 00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:41,423 because I wouldn't have something to do on Wednesday. 804 00:39:42,390 --> 00:39:44,711 Oh, you're the best. Thank you. 805 00:39:44,711 --> 00:39:47,544 (energetic music) 806 00:39:49,751 --> 00:39:50,584 - Good day, my mate. 807 00:39:50,584 --> 00:39:53,340 You must be the one they called Debbie. I got your email. 808 00:39:53,340 --> 00:39:55,320 - Oh, well it depends who's asking? 809 00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:57,840 Are you that little Nigel? Weird looking frontier man? 810 00:39:57,840 --> 00:39:59,653 - Sir Shearing to you. 811 00:39:59,653 --> 00:40:02,610 - Okay, well what can I do for you today, sir? 812 00:40:02,610 --> 00:40:04,407 - It looks like you have something that belongs to me. 813 00:40:04,407 --> 00:40:05,910 - Are you talking about my dog, Cheryl? 814 00:40:05,910 --> 00:40:08,370 - I suppose so, I seen the picture. 815 00:40:08,370 --> 00:40:10,800 - Well, she belongs to me. She's my dog Cheryl. 816 00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:13,020 She don't say much, but she's a good dog 817 00:40:13,020 --> 00:40:16,200 and I'm not giving her without no payment. 818 00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:18,210 You got something for me, big boy? 819 00:40:18,210 --> 00:40:20,070 - Well, I only have four USD, 820 00:40:20,070 --> 00:40:22,830 but I do have a nearly four pack of marbles. 821 00:40:22,830 --> 00:40:27,830 And if that's not good enough, I got a 24 karat gold Rolex. 822 00:40:28,020 --> 00:40:28,853 Hey. 823 00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:35,040 Ah, what are you doing? 824 00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:35,873 - That ain't real. 825 00:40:35,873 --> 00:40:38,340 That's a fake Rolex If I ever did see one myself. 826 00:40:38,340 --> 00:40:40,920 Hey, you come up in here with a fake watch again. 827 00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:42,270 You see what happens? 828 00:40:42,270 --> 00:40:43,353 - You crazy, mate. 829 00:40:45,931 --> 00:40:47,940 I'm sick of your kind. 830 00:40:47,940 --> 00:40:52,307 Now you better deliver her right now. Don't make me wait. 831 00:40:53,495 --> 00:40:56,245 (dramatic music) 832 00:41:00,847 --> 00:41:02,430 Ah, here she comes. 833 00:41:03,301 --> 00:41:04,860 - She gone. - She's gone? 834 00:41:04,860 --> 00:41:06,780 - I don't know. She must have got hungry. 835 00:41:06,780 --> 00:41:09,390 Maybe went out looking for some pork chops. 836 00:41:09,390 --> 00:41:11,550 - This is a very important subject. 837 00:41:11,550 --> 00:41:14,940 You have no idea. You're a loon, you is. 838 00:41:14,940 --> 00:41:15,870 - I'm a loon? 839 00:41:15,870 --> 00:41:18,690 You're the loon pulling up here with your fake ass watch. 840 00:41:18,690 --> 00:41:19,740 - I'm sick of this, 841 00:41:19,740 --> 00:41:21,330 I'm worse off than when I came here. 842 00:41:21,330 --> 00:41:23,250 Cracked Rolex. No smokes. 843 00:41:23,250 --> 00:41:26,580 I'm off the McDonald's. Get myself a whopper. 844 00:41:26,580 --> 00:41:27,660 - Okay? You do what you want. 845 00:41:27,660 --> 00:41:29,880 Still can't understand a word you saying. So goodbye sir. 846 00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:32,040 - Alright, well try to be a decent person 847 00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:34,440 and quit doing your Craigslist scams. 848 00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:35,840 - I don't know what that is. 849 00:41:37,169 --> 00:41:39,669 (tense music) 850 00:41:41,791 --> 00:41:43,724 (Ebba grunting) 851 00:41:43,724 --> 00:41:46,224 (fly buzzing) 852 00:41:49,058 --> 00:41:51,464 (phone bleeping) 853 00:41:51,464 --> 00:41:52,366 - What do you mean? 854 00:41:52,366 --> 00:41:55,110 Oh, you just told me you could do the book report. 855 00:41:55,110 --> 00:41:56,163 Are you serious? 856 00:42:00,545 --> 00:42:01,564 (tense music) (Ebba grunting) 857 00:42:01,564 --> 00:42:05,123 I don't even remember what chapter I was reading. 858 00:42:05,123 --> 00:42:07,265 (tense music) 859 00:42:07,265 --> 00:42:10,590 Ugh, you're horrible. Behaving like an animal. 860 00:42:10,590 --> 00:42:12,890 It's addicts like you that give LA a bad name. 861 00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:15,608 Stay away from me. 862 00:42:15,608 --> 00:42:18,358 (dramatic music) 863 00:42:23,123 --> 00:42:25,790 (Ebba grunting) 864 00:42:45,029 --> 00:42:47,779 (dramatic music) 865 00:42:52,084 --> 00:42:55,001 (victim screaming) 866 00:42:57,929 --> 00:43:00,846 (aggressive music) 867 00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:02,877 - Here we are. 868 00:43:02,877 --> 00:43:05,013 The infamous bridge of destruction. 869 00:43:06,720 --> 00:43:09,090 Used to have 500 cars a day. 870 00:43:09,090 --> 00:43:11,460 Now it's down to zero, nil. 871 00:43:11,460 --> 00:43:12,690 And you know why? 872 00:43:12,690 --> 00:43:16,800 Because that beast destroyed it, ravaged it, 873 00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:18,270 shoot on it with all the grizzle, 874 00:43:18,270 --> 00:43:19,950 all the might she could muster 875 00:43:19,950 --> 00:43:21,390 and all for what purpose? 876 00:43:21,390 --> 00:43:24,000 To strengthen their fangs and canines. 877 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:25,530 That's what they do. 878 00:43:25,530 --> 00:43:28,200 Not that there's been many accounts 879 00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:30,513 of these wild little creatures. 880 00:43:31,500 --> 00:43:32,880 Very few have been documented. 881 00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:36,480 But what we do know is they spite humanity. 882 00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:39,180 So they're destroy all that we create 883 00:43:39,180 --> 00:43:40,470 if they have a chance, 884 00:43:40,470 --> 00:43:42,663 and most importantly, the time. 885 00:43:42,663 --> 00:43:46,680 Look what she did here, made a meal out of this asphalt 886 00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:49,110 and people could just lop off the side of it 887 00:43:49,110 --> 00:43:51,000 and plunge to their death. 888 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,583 Eight feet down. 889 00:43:52,583 --> 00:43:53,880 (birds chirping) 890 00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:56,763 - Mom, I need you to come pick me up. 891 00:43:58,246 --> 00:44:00,933 I need you to come now. I need you to pick me up. 892 00:44:02,625 --> 00:44:05,375 (dramatic music) 893 00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:14,670 - You don't know the first thing about dating, honey. 894 00:44:14,670 --> 00:44:16,350 You're gonna get your heart broken. 895 00:44:16,350 --> 00:44:20,910 I'm just trying to be your mother as you say that I'm not. 896 00:44:20,910 --> 00:44:22,563 Isn't this what mothers do? 897 00:44:24,300 --> 00:44:25,560 - You're just so negative. 898 00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:27,060 - Then don't ask for my advice 899 00:44:27,060 --> 00:44:28,380 because I'm not gonna be here 900 00:44:28,380 --> 00:44:30,390 to support you when you get your heart broken 901 00:44:30,390 --> 00:44:32,013 time and time again. 902 00:44:32,989 --> 00:44:34,860 (Ebba grunting) 903 00:44:34,860 --> 00:44:36,030 - [Daughter] What was the point of coming here 904 00:44:36,030 --> 00:44:38,040 if you were just gonna be on your phone the whole time? 905 00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:39,900 - [Mother] I'm trying to work too. 906 00:44:39,900 --> 00:44:42,000 - You said we would be having quality time. 907 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,170 - This is quality time. 908 00:44:43,170 --> 00:44:45,183 We're roasting marshmallows, sweetheart. 909 00:44:46,110 --> 00:44:48,540 Here, I'll put it down, okay? 910 00:44:48,540 --> 00:44:49,770 You're burning yours. 911 00:44:49,770 --> 00:44:52,400 - I like it like that. - Of course you do. 912 00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:54,690 (monster growling) 913 00:44:54,690 --> 00:44:56,130 - What was that? 914 00:44:56,130 --> 00:44:56,999 - What? 915 00:44:56,999 --> 00:44:58,187 (monster growling) 916 00:44:58,187 --> 00:45:00,420 - It sounded like a mountain lion. 917 00:45:00,420 --> 00:45:02,070 - [Mother] Sweetheart, please. 918 00:45:02,070 --> 00:45:02,910 - [Daughter] You don't hear that? 919 00:45:02,910 --> 00:45:05,490 - Hear what? You're so neurotic, honey. 920 00:45:05,490 --> 00:45:06,900 Did you take your meds? 921 00:45:06,900 --> 00:45:08,910 - Something's out there. 922 00:45:08,910 --> 00:45:12,387 - Okay, honey. (monster growling) 923 00:45:12,387 --> 00:45:15,705 - Oh, crikey mate. What have we here? 924 00:45:15,705 --> 00:45:17,005 Oh no. 925 00:45:17,005 --> 00:45:21,060 Look at the destruction of this once precious female child. 926 00:45:21,060 --> 00:45:24,213 This is why you never do the latest TikTok challenge. 927 00:45:25,410 --> 00:45:26,970 Bush births. 928 00:45:26,970 --> 00:45:29,460 As you can see, the newborn's been snatched away. 929 00:45:29,460 --> 00:45:32,040 Who knows where, but what's worse, 930 00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:34,710 the sharks can smell the blood a mile out. 931 00:45:34,710 --> 00:45:37,320 But not to worry, because I always carry 932 00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:40,560 a spare bandaid with me in my silver slipper. 933 00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:43,230 Could quite possibly use two or three more of these, 934 00:45:43,230 --> 00:45:45,210 but this will really help out. 935 00:45:45,210 --> 00:45:46,617 Just gonna stick this here 936 00:45:46,617 --> 00:45:49,170 and I'll hold it all together. 937 00:45:49,170 --> 00:45:53,460 Oh yeah. What lovely blood sausage this will make later. 938 00:45:53,460 --> 00:45:54,603 Don't worry, love. 939 00:45:55,980 --> 00:45:57,123 These will grow back. 940 00:46:00,659 --> 00:46:02,130 (dramatic music) 941 00:46:02,130 --> 00:46:05,573 - Help, help. 942 00:46:05,573 --> 00:46:06,480 Help. 943 00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:07,443 - You'll be fine. 944 00:46:08,460 --> 00:46:10,380 Just gonna try to tuck these back in 945 00:46:10,380 --> 00:46:11,970 and you can be very thankful 946 00:46:11,970 --> 00:46:13,920 because these organs are just the spleen 947 00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:15,030 and some other bits. 948 00:46:15,030 --> 00:46:17,490 Things that aren't vital, that aren't mandatory 949 00:46:17,490 --> 00:46:19,110 to human survival. 950 00:46:19,110 --> 00:46:20,520 Nothing essential here. 951 00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:24,000 And don't worry, I'll bill you for the bandaid 952 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,470 sometime next week. 953 00:46:25,470 --> 00:46:28,140 Well, I've done my good deed for the day. 954 00:46:28,140 --> 00:46:30,063 Nigel B. Shearing signing out. 955 00:46:31,692 --> 00:46:33,037 - [Victim] Help. 956 00:46:33,037 --> 00:46:36,157 (dramatic music) 957 00:46:36,157 --> 00:46:37,783 - Come on. 958 00:46:37,783 --> 00:46:39,120 - No, I'm sorry. 959 00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:41,130 I just, it's too much for me. 960 00:46:41,130 --> 00:46:43,590 All this going on, and your finger. 961 00:46:43,590 --> 00:46:46,890 I just, it's one thing after another. 962 00:46:46,890 --> 00:46:48,390 - My finger's gonna be fine. 963 00:46:48,390 --> 00:46:50,700 They reattached it. It's gonna heal. 964 00:46:50,700 --> 00:46:51,533 - Really? 965 00:46:51,533 --> 00:46:53,850 It looks like you went to a backdoor doctor. 966 00:46:53,850 --> 00:46:57,210 - It's supposed to look bad at first. It's gonna heal fine. 967 00:46:57,210 --> 00:46:59,790 - No, it's not. See, this is your dissolution. 968 00:46:59,790 --> 00:47:01,110 This is how you live life. 969 00:47:01,110 --> 00:47:03,210 - Maybe this wouldn't have happened if you were with me. 970 00:47:03,210 --> 00:47:05,220 I had to take an Uber to the hospital 971 00:47:05,220 --> 00:47:07,110 'cause you were nowhere to be found. 972 00:47:07,110 --> 00:47:10,710 And they luckily did a great job putting my finger back on. 973 00:47:10,710 --> 00:47:13,830 But like, where were you? 974 00:47:13,830 --> 00:47:15,870 - I had somewhere better to be. 975 00:47:15,870 --> 00:47:16,980 And I'm sorry that happened to you, 976 00:47:16,980 --> 00:47:18,540 but like, it wasn't my fault. 977 00:47:18,540 --> 00:47:19,860 Maybe you shouldn't have been dancing. 978 00:47:19,860 --> 00:47:21,360 - Oh my God. Are you kidding me? 979 00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:22,860 Look at this. Like- 980 00:47:22,860 --> 00:47:24,050 - You know what? Stop. 981 00:47:24,050 --> 00:47:26,670 I, it's every time, every time something bad happens to you, 982 00:47:26,670 --> 00:47:27,780 I'm forced to stay. 983 00:47:27,780 --> 00:47:30,240 Somehow or another. I can't do this anymore. 984 00:47:30,240 --> 00:47:31,710 - Oh my God. You don't care at all, Raya. 985 00:47:31,710 --> 00:47:33,120 - I, I do. I do. 986 00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:35,730 But just not that much. 987 00:47:35,730 --> 00:47:38,280 - Are you seriously dumping me right now while I have this? 988 00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:40,600 - Yeah, I am... yes. 989 00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:43,331 This is, this is a final straw and I can't do this anymore. 990 00:47:43,331 --> 00:47:45,360 - Oh my God. Raya, you're heartless. 991 00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:47,430 - It's all about you all the time. Alright. 992 00:47:47,430 --> 00:47:49,170 And I'm done with it. I'm done with you. 993 00:47:49,170 --> 00:47:50,912 - Are you seriously leaving? 994 00:47:50,912 --> 00:47:51,750 (door creaking) 995 00:47:51,750 --> 00:47:53,321 It's gonna be fine. 996 00:47:53,321 --> 00:47:54,154 (giggling) 997 00:47:54,154 --> 00:47:54,987 (eerie music) 998 00:47:54,987 --> 00:47:57,960 - Well, what a tasty little snack of meat out over. 999 00:47:57,960 --> 00:48:00,330 I always say humans make the best jerky. 1000 00:48:00,330 --> 00:48:02,830 What a pressie this is. And it ain't even Chrissy. 1001 00:48:04,290 --> 00:48:06,720 Well, better get back to old Runty McGunty. 1002 00:48:06,720 --> 00:48:07,740 I'm worried about the coppers 1003 00:48:07,740 --> 00:48:09,290 because you ain't got no radio. 1004 00:48:11,742 --> 00:48:12,750 (engine chugging) 1005 00:48:12,750 --> 00:48:14,340 - I think he likes me. - Mm. 1006 00:48:14,340 --> 00:48:16,980 He's only with you to get to me, sweet pea. 1007 00:48:16,980 --> 00:48:18,690 - Why do you always do this? 1008 00:48:18,690 --> 00:48:19,523 - Do what? 1009 00:48:19,523 --> 00:48:21,030 - You'll date anybody I date. 1010 00:48:21,030 --> 00:48:23,760 - Oh, please. It's not my fault they like me. 1011 00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:24,990 What do you want me to do about it? 1012 00:48:24,990 --> 00:48:26,850 I can't help what God gave me. 1013 00:48:26,850 --> 00:48:28,980 - [Daughter] You try to flirt with them. 1014 00:48:28,980 --> 00:48:31,320 You wear provocative outfits. 1015 00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:33,060 - Oh, come on. I don't try. 1016 00:48:33,060 --> 00:48:35,700 - [Daughter] Just stop trying to act like my sister. 1017 00:48:35,700 --> 00:48:37,920 You literally tell everybody that you're my sister. 1018 00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:40,920 - Well, we do kind of look like sisters. 1019 00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:42,240 - Well, you don't act like a mom. 1020 00:48:42,240 --> 00:48:44,550 - [Mother] Well, isn't it fun to have a sister? 1021 00:48:44,550 --> 00:48:46,050 - [Daughter] I have a sister. 1022 00:48:46,050 --> 00:48:47,910 - [Mother] What is mom like to you? 1023 00:48:47,910 --> 00:48:49,380 - [Daughter] Someone who takes care of me. 1024 00:48:49,380 --> 00:48:51,390 - I feed you. I give you clothing. 1025 00:48:51,390 --> 00:48:52,530 What else do you want from me? 1026 00:48:52,530 --> 00:48:54,927 You're always complaining. 1027 00:48:54,927 --> 00:48:59,927 (Mother sighs) (tense music) 1028 00:49:01,620 --> 00:49:04,950 speaking of which, I think it's time for a girls trip. 1029 00:49:04,950 --> 00:49:05,783 Casino? 1030 00:49:08,250 --> 00:49:09,480 - Mom? Come on. 1031 00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:11,730 You promised we would do shadow puppets. 1032 00:49:11,730 --> 00:49:14,280 - Sweetheart, you're neurotic, remember. 1033 00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:16,650 Just take another dose of whatever they have you on now. 1034 00:49:16,650 --> 00:49:18,120 - Pretty please. 1035 00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:18,953 - Ginny. I have to go. 1036 00:49:18,953 --> 00:49:20,610 You know how these little twerps are? 1037 00:49:20,610 --> 00:49:22,590 Never get a minute to myself. 1038 00:49:22,590 --> 00:49:25,470 Let's do one of those challenges together. 1039 00:49:25,470 --> 00:49:26,880 The smoothie challenges. 1040 00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:27,903 All right, chow. 1041 00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:31,983 Here, take a melatonin gummy. 1042 00:49:32,921 --> 00:49:35,421 (tense music) 1043 00:49:40,488 --> 00:49:42,870 (wild girl slurping) 1044 00:49:42,870 --> 00:49:46,260 - Mom, why are we camping so close to the stream? 1045 00:49:46,260 --> 00:49:48,005 - Because it's relaxing. 1046 00:49:48,005 --> 00:49:49,050 - It will help me zonk out. 1047 00:49:49,050 --> 00:49:50,730 - But in Girl Scouts, I learned you should never 1048 00:49:50,730 --> 00:49:53,730 pitch a tent near a body of water in case of flooding. 1049 00:49:53,730 --> 00:49:55,563 - Hogwash. Just go to sleep. 1050 00:49:56,940 --> 00:49:57,773 Lay down. 1051 00:49:59,521 --> 00:50:01,710 (tense music) 1052 00:50:01,710 --> 00:50:02,543 - Mommy. 1053 00:50:03,780 --> 00:50:05,610 There's a monster over there. 1054 00:50:05,610 --> 00:50:06,600 - [Mother] Oh, for God's sake, 1055 00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:09,349 what horror film is your father having you watch? 1056 00:50:09,349 --> 00:50:11,850 (tense music) 1057 00:50:11,850 --> 00:50:13,113 - Please go look. 1058 00:50:13,998 --> 00:50:15,060 - Fine. 1059 00:50:15,060 --> 00:50:17,410 As long as you promise to lay down and shut up. 1060 00:50:19,115 --> 00:50:21,615 (tense music) 1061 00:50:24,224 --> 00:50:25,974 There's nothing here. 1062 00:50:30,484 --> 00:50:33,151 (Ebba grunting) 1063 00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:39,783 Such a little scared baby. 1064 00:50:41,104 --> 00:50:43,771 (Ebba grunting) 1065 00:50:45,409 --> 00:50:47,915 (tense music) 1066 00:50:47,915 --> 00:50:49,980 (Mother screaming) 1067 00:50:49,980 --> 00:50:51,900 - Mom, stop trying to scare me. 1068 00:50:51,900 --> 00:50:53,373 You always do this. 1069 00:50:54,240 --> 00:50:55,683 So embarrassing. 1070 00:50:58,110 --> 00:51:00,711 I'm not a little kid anymore. 1071 00:51:00,711 --> 00:51:03,628 (Mother screaming) 1072 00:51:04,650 --> 00:51:06,333 Mom. You're so dramatic. 1073 00:51:15,270 --> 00:51:16,743 You're not fooling anybody. 1074 00:51:18,452 --> 00:51:23,452 (Mother screaming) (dramatic music) 1075 00:51:25,910 --> 00:51:30,493 Where are you? Quit throwing a pity party for yourself. 1076 00:51:36,210 --> 00:51:37,533 I'm gonna call dad. 1077 00:51:39,977 --> 00:51:42,727 (dramatic music) 1078 00:51:43,715 --> 00:51:46,320 I wish I was with you. Mom is being so difficult. 1079 00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:47,613 You know how she is. 1080 00:51:54,953 --> 00:51:55,786 No. I know. 1081 00:51:55,786 --> 00:51:57,247 I'm never gonna come here again with her. 1082 00:51:58,233 --> 00:52:00,983 (dramatic music) 1083 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:11,223 Okay, love you. 1084 00:52:12,149 --> 00:52:12,982 Bye. 1085 00:52:15,481 --> 00:52:16,807 Mom. 1086 00:52:16,807 --> 00:52:17,640 Mom. 1087 00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:19,793 Mommy? 1088 00:52:20,718 --> 00:52:23,468 (dramatic music) 1089 00:52:28,092 --> 00:52:30,925 (energetic music) 1090 00:52:44,118 --> 00:52:46,868 (dramatic music) 1091 00:52:48,409 --> 00:52:51,076 (Ebba grunting) 1092 00:52:53,841 --> 00:52:57,450 (daughter screaming) 1093 00:52:57,450 --> 00:52:58,283 You are silly. 1094 00:52:59,130 --> 00:52:59,970 Let's be friends. 1095 00:52:59,970 --> 00:53:02,520 I'll ask my dad if you can sleep over this weekend. 1096 00:53:03,810 --> 00:53:06,000 - I did happen to find this granola bar. 1097 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,247 It's seven years old. Expired. 1098 00:53:08,247 --> 00:53:12,030 But I'm quite famished, so I'm gonna have to go for it, 1099 00:53:12,030 --> 00:53:13,803 even though it's not keto friendly. 1100 00:53:14,700 --> 00:53:15,540 - [Video Speaker] Nigel. 1101 00:53:15,540 --> 00:53:17,880 - Why'd you go and have to call the rangers on me? 1102 00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:20,400 - [Video Speaker] I need you to board a red eye tonight. 1103 00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:21,780 - Oh, come on. 1104 00:53:21,780 --> 00:53:23,850 I'm on a restricted timeframe. 1105 00:53:23,850 --> 00:53:24,900 - [Video Speaker] You have six days 1106 00:53:24,900 --> 00:53:26,940 to finish your folly there. 1107 00:53:26,940 --> 00:53:28,020 - So you say I'm the best, 1108 00:53:28,020 --> 00:53:29,730 then you say, I'm no good anymore. 1109 00:53:29,730 --> 00:53:30,930 - [Video Speaker] Control yourself. 1110 00:53:30,930 --> 00:53:33,480 - My attempts have been nearly fatal. 1111 00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:35,070 Where the heck are you now? 1112 00:53:35,070 --> 00:53:36,810 - [Video Speaker] My nocturnal gallery 1113 00:53:36,810 --> 00:53:40,380 crooning to my endangered friends. 1114 00:53:40,380 --> 00:53:42,570 - Oh no. Not them night monkeys again. 1115 00:53:42,570 --> 00:53:45,240 I can't stand them and their big little eyes. 1116 00:53:45,240 --> 00:53:47,490 Even though I do love all creatures. 1117 00:53:47,490 --> 00:53:50,640 - [Video Speaker] I expect my wishes to be fulfilled. 1118 00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:52,290 Bring me the golden God 1119 00:53:52,290 --> 00:53:55,080 and I will sponsor your future expeditions 1120 00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:59,430 so you can pay for all your streaming subscriptions. 1121 00:53:59,430 --> 00:54:00,870 - You want her too, now. 1122 00:54:00,870 --> 00:54:03,357 - [Video Speaker] A large shipping crate with holes will do. 1123 00:54:03,357 --> 00:54:05,070 - I'm not a poacher. 1124 00:54:05,070 --> 00:54:08,100 I'm simply doing this for the greater good of humanity. 1125 00:54:08,100 --> 00:54:10,890 - [Video Speaker] You're a fine outdoors man, Nigel, 1126 00:54:10,890 --> 00:54:13,380 but need to control your anxiety. 1127 00:54:13,380 --> 00:54:15,240 - How can you expect this of me? 1128 00:54:15,240 --> 00:54:18,390 - Trust your interface that I paid for. 1129 00:54:18,390 --> 00:54:20,550 Let your onboard computers assist you 1130 00:54:20,550 --> 00:54:25,053 in scaling the dry lagoons and aid in your daily procedures. 1131 00:54:26,100 --> 00:54:28,407 - [Nigel] Thanks for the good advice. 1132 00:54:28,407 --> 00:54:29,433 Bye for now. 1133 00:54:30,340 --> 00:54:33,173 (energetic music) 1134 00:54:41,583 --> 00:54:44,250 (Ebba grunting) 1135 00:55:18,842 --> 00:55:20,370 - Yo, lady. 1136 00:55:20,370 --> 00:55:22,170 Where you from? Jersey? 1137 00:55:22,170 --> 00:55:24,483 I know Jersey trash when I sees it. 1138 00:55:25,672 --> 00:55:28,172 You sure looking hot today. Want some malt liquor? 1139 00:55:34,672 --> 00:55:37,339 (Ebba grunting) 1140 00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:42,080 Dang. Little sister. 1141 00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:44,730 You look like you was dragged under a moving vehicle. 1142 00:55:46,620 --> 00:55:49,410 Yeah, I'm a white rapper. Proud of it. 1143 00:55:49,410 --> 00:55:50,913 You don't know me. 1144 00:55:50,913 --> 00:55:52,053 Want a cigarette? 1145 00:55:54,449 --> 00:55:57,116 (Ebba grunting) 1146 00:56:04,650 --> 00:56:07,290 What's your deal, girl? What are you doing? 1147 00:56:07,290 --> 00:56:08,703 You insane or something? 1148 00:56:09,930 --> 00:56:12,240 Yo, yo, yo. 1149 00:56:12,240 --> 00:56:15,681 Raised by coyotes. She could eat your cannolis. 1150 00:56:15,681 --> 00:56:20,340 What you see is a dirty girl. A dirty naked girl. 1151 00:56:20,340 --> 00:56:24,600 But when I look beyond the dirt, what I see is a pearl. 1152 00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:28,770 Mm. I just wanna have a cocktail with you. Ferocious female. 1153 00:56:28,770 --> 00:56:30,210 Mm. 1154 00:56:30,210 --> 00:56:32,130 Yo yo yo. 1155 00:56:32,130 --> 00:56:34,440 Rocking and rolling. 1156 00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:36,330 Coyotes. Man. 1157 00:56:36,330 --> 00:56:39,570 She was raised by coyotes. Mm. 1158 00:56:39,570 --> 00:56:41,313 She could eat your cannolis. 1159 00:56:43,380 --> 00:56:45,093 What'd you think of my rap, Girly? 1160 00:56:46,126 --> 00:56:49,034 (wild girl roaring) 1161 00:56:49,034 --> 00:56:50,430 Why you bite my lip, girl? 1162 00:56:50,430 --> 00:56:51,703 Why you bite my lip? 1163 00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:02,063 - Well, if she be any place she'd be right here. 1164 00:57:02,063 --> 00:57:04,680 This is a post apocalyptic world 1165 00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:06,450 where humans used to thrive. 1166 00:57:06,450 --> 00:57:09,540 But when the glory went, the people went with it. 1167 00:57:09,540 --> 00:57:12,360 The perfect place for a little four-legged creature 1168 00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:15,480 to room about and wait for unsuspecting hikers 1169 00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:18,120 and poodles to rip apart. 1170 00:57:18,120 --> 00:57:21,690 This is what'll happen when the humans dry out. 1171 00:57:21,690 --> 00:57:23,820 The roads and the cities and villages 1172 00:57:23,820 --> 00:57:27,390 and the towns that we live in will be taken over. 1173 00:57:27,390 --> 00:57:30,030 This is a sign of the times. 1174 00:57:30,030 --> 00:57:32,610 So I have a controversial suspicion 1175 00:57:32,610 --> 00:57:34,440 that that little feral girl 1176 00:57:34,440 --> 00:57:38,661 has been here digging up the bones of our elders, 1177 00:57:38,661 --> 00:57:41,970 dining on them, making a snack out of the deceased 1178 00:57:41,970 --> 00:57:44,460 like it's a play thing from Pets Mart. 1179 00:57:44,460 --> 00:57:45,930 Well, I'm here to put an end to that. 1180 00:57:45,930 --> 00:57:50,456 Whatever I have to do, slice, dice or skewer. 1181 00:57:50,456 --> 00:57:51,690 And I'm here to make sure 1182 00:57:51,690 --> 00:57:54,990 that no strange little undomesticated girl 1183 00:57:54,990 --> 00:57:59,318 is gonna disturb their souls in the afterlife. 1184 00:57:59,318 --> 00:58:00,900 (dramatic music) 1185 00:58:00,900 --> 00:58:02,400 - [Radio] The body of a young woman 1186 00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:05,700 was recovered late Monday in Griffith Park, 1187 00:58:05,700 --> 00:58:08,430 brutally mangled, organs dangling. 1188 00:58:08,430 --> 00:58:10,770 She was an aspiring yoga instructor. 1189 00:58:10,770 --> 00:58:15,720 Rising the ranks of OnlyFans, only to be taken too soon. 1190 00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:18,000 Some theorize a strong possibility 1191 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:21,810 of a dangerous carnivorous womanlike creature. 1192 00:58:21,810 --> 00:58:23,400 Authorities have assigned 1193 00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:27,210 the infamous Nigel B. Shearing to the case. 1194 00:58:27,210 --> 00:58:29,580 Increase caution in the area, 1195 00:58:29,580 --> 00:58:32,790 and conduct selfies at a reasonable distance. 1196 00:58:32,790 --> 00:58:35,520 If you have any information relating to this 1197 00:58:35,520 --> 00:58:39,990 or any other incident, call Channel 8 news first 1198 00:58:39,990 --> 00:58:42,813 so that we can have the exclusive story. 1199 00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:46,740 (energetic music) 1200 00:58:46,740 --> 00:58:51,030 - Right. I never knew how good life would be momless. 1201 00:58:51,030 --> 00:58:52,620 I know. 1202 00:58:52,620 --> 00:58:54,273 I guess dreams do come true. 1203 00:58:55,350 --> 00:58:57,300 Yeah. Her funeral was today. 1204 00:58:57,300 --> 00:59:00,570 I didn't even go, but there will be food. 1205 00:59:00,570 --> 00:59:03,903 So yeah, I'll probably go for that. 1206 00:59:04,783 --> 00:59:07,283 (tense music) 1207 00:59:10,025 --> 00:59:10,920 (birds chirping) 1208 00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:12,303 Okay. Sleepover later. 1209 00:59:13,350 --> 00:59:15,750 Yeah. It'll be so much more fun now. 1210 00:59:15,750 --> 00:59:16,973 Bye. 1211 00:59:16,973 --> 00:59:19,170 (Ebba grunting) 1212 00:59:19,170 --> 00:59:20,313 Hey, you again. 1213 00:59:21,180 --> 00:59:22,980 Why are you looking at me like that? 1214 00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:26,569 Why are you growling? 1215 00:59:26,569 --> 00:59:29,236 (Ebba grunting) 1216 00:59:30,243 --> 00:59:32,339 (wild girl hissing) 1217 00:59:32,339 --> 00:59:35,422 (daughter screaming) 1218 00:59:53,704 --> 00:59:55,495 I thought we were friends. 1219 00:59:55,495 --> 00:59:57,956 (wild girl growling) 1220 00:59:57,956 --> 01:00:01,071 (disembodied screaming) 1221 01:00:01,071 --> 01:00:04,046 (Nigel snoring) 1222 01:00:04,046 --> 01:00:05,442 (dramatic music) 1223 01:00:05,442 --> 01:00:08,109 (bear growling) 1224 01:00:21,425 --> 01:00:23,053 (Ebba grunting) 1225 01:00:23,053 --> 01:00:25,886 (victim coughing) 1226 01:00:33,381 --> 01:00:35,881 (tense music) 1227 01:00:40,344 --> 01:00:43,177 (Nigel whistling) 1228 01:00:46,434 --> 01:00:47,267 (tense music) 1229 01:00:47,267 --> 01:00:48,564 - I heard something. 1230 01:00:48,564 --> 01:00:49,564 Who's there? 1231 01:00:51,032 --> 01:00:54,199 (wild beast growling) 1232 01:00:56,310 --> 01:00:59,313 That's a male mating call of a 13-year-old puma. 1233 01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:02,940 Oh yeah. She heard it all right. 1234 01:01:02,940 --> 01:01:04,680 She responded. 1235 01:01:04,680 --> 01:01:07,680 I heard a twig snap. And that could only mean one thing. 1236 01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:11,310 A Canadian goose has laid her eggs. She's being protective. 1237 01:01:11,310 --> 01:01:13,930 All that big old little mangy mods out there 1238 01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:16,473 watching my every move. 1239 01:01:17,310 --> 01:01:20,490 You have to be careful now. She could strike from behind. 1240 01:01:20,490 --> 01:01:22,560 Tear off a good shank of my bum. 1241 01:01:22,560 --> 01:01:25,830 If only I wasn't allergic to every variety of green foliage, 1242 01:01:25,830 --> 01:01:28,580 I would go over there and hide behind that green stuff. 1243 01:01:29,617 --> 01:01:32,040 (monster growling) 1244 01:01:32,040 --> 01:01:33,340 She could smell my fear 1245 01:01:36,450 --> 01:01:38,400 and I can sense her rage. 1246 01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:40,233 Come on out here if someone's there. 1247 01:01:41,171 --> 01:01:42,873 I hope it's who I think it is. 1248 01:01:48,900 --> 01:01:49,733 Come on out. 1249 01:01:52,620 --> 01:01:53,643 Show yourself. 1250 01:01:55,769 --> 01:01:58,269 (tense music) 1251 01:02:16,162 --> 01:02:18,995 (victim coughing) 1252 01:02:21,142 --> 01:02:22,309 - Ooh. - Help. 1253 01:02:23,905 --> 01:02:25,525 - You're not looking too good, babe. 1254 01:02:25,525 --> 01:02:26,358 - Oh, help. 1255 01:02:26,358 --> 01:02:28,203 - Oh, she got you good. 1256 01:02:29,957 --> 01:02:30,790 - Help. Help. 1257 01:02:30,790 --> 01:02:33,240 - Oh, I'm sorry. I, I, I need help. 1258 01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:34,870 I need all the help I can get. 1259 01:02:36,625 --> 01:02:38,543 You are not the first girl I've seen out here. 1260 01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:41,127 I'm just gonna, 1261 01:02:41,127 --> 01:02:43,503 I'm just gonna borrow your phone really quick. 1262 01:02:44,610 --> 01:02:47,093 You know you're not gonna be needing anymore anyway. 1263 01:02:48,330 --> 01:02:50,823 In the meantime, you know, keep it cute. 1264 01:02:52,470 --> 01:02:55,120 Gotta make a few phone calls, so hope you don't mind. 1265 01:02:56,190 --> 01:02:57,023 Hang in there. 1266 01:02:59,730 --> 01:03:01,023 They call me a hot mess. 1267 01:03:02,340 --> 01:03:04,230 - [Radio] We have received more information 1268 01:03:04,230 --> 01:03:06,840 about the rabid juvenile delinquent. 1269 01:03:06,840 --> 01:03:08,910 She's believed to be teenaged 1270 01:03:08,910 --> 01:03:11,520 covered in the blood of her numerous victims. 1271 01:03:11,520 --> 01:03:14,610 There has been half a dozen deaths so far. 1272 01:03:14,610 --> 01:03:18,930 She remains at large and may very well continue to slaughter 1273 01:03:18,930 --> 01:03:20,973 and slay at random. 1274 01:03:26,192 --> 01:03:29,537 (Nigel panting) 1275 01:03:29,537 --> 01:03:31,768 - What the hell? 1276 01:03:31,768 --> 01:03:34,200 - Are you friend or foe? Tell me now. 1277 01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:36,330 - It depends on you. - She's after me. 1278 01:03:36,330 --> 01:03:37,738 She's coming after me. 1279 01:03:37,738 --> 01:03:39,120 Wait, help me. 1280 01:03:39,120 --> 01:03:40,050 - Hold on. Hold on. 1281 01:03:40,050 --> 01:03:41,370 You ain't got nothing to be afraid of. 1282 01:03:41,370 --> 01:03:42,633 It's Andrea here. 1283 01:03:44,853 --> 01:03:46,260 - You know about the wild girls, don't you? 1284 01:03:46,260 --> 01:03:48,630 - Oh, of course I know about everybody out here. 1285 01:03:48,630 --> 01:03:49,530 - You've seen her? 1286 01:03:50,670 --> 01:03:53,130 - I've seen 'em all. This is my land. 1287 01:03:53,130 --> 01:03:54,390 You're safe here with me. 1288 01:03:54,390 --> 01:03:56,640 - Oh, thank goodness for that. 1289 01:03:56,640 --> 01:03:58,450 I feared for my life just there. 1290 01:03:58,450 --> 01:03:59,283 (birds cawing) 1291 01:03:59,283 --> 01:04:01,410 You have no idea what I've been through. 1292 01:04:01,410 --> 01:04:05,340 I've been chased around. My bollocks bitten off. 1293 01:04:05,340 --> 01:04:06,570 And now here I am. 1294 01:04:06,570 --> 01:04:09,720 I thought I was in heaven 'cause I saw an angel. 1295 01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:10,893 - There is no heaven. 1296 01:04:12,570 --> 01:04:17,570 And we've all had our bollocks ripped off here and there. 1297 01:04:18,540 --> 01:04:20,850 - I can't believe it's already Thursday. 1298 01:04:20,850 --> 01:04:23,190 Haven't eaten in almost a week. 1299 01:04:23,190 --> 01:04:26,542 Starving. Miss brekkie, miss din din. 1300 01:04:26,542 --> 01:04:27,882 I don't know what I'm gonna do. 1301 01:04:27,882 --> 01:04:29,498 - I don't know what din din is, 1302 01:04:29,498 --> 01:04:30,540 I don't know what language you're speaking. 1303 01:04:30,540 --> 01:04:32,700 I'm so sorry. There's a language barrier. 1304 01:04:32,700 --> 01:04:33,960 You might need to go somewhere else. 1305 01:04:33,960 --> 01:04:35,850 Someone else might know what you're talking about. 1306 01:04:35,850 --> 01:04:38,463 - Give me some words of wisdom, won't you, Andrea? 1307 01:04:41,640 --> 01:04:42,756 - No. 1308 01:04:42,756 --> 01:04:43,890 (tense music) 1309 01:04:43,890 --> 01:04:44,940 - Alright. 1310 01:04:44,940 --> 01:04:46,770 See you next Tuesday. 1311 01:04:46,770 --> 01:04:47,870 - I might not be here. 1312 01:04:48,780 --> 01:04:49,630 - Bugger off now. 1313 01:04:52,730 --> 01:04:53,940 - Oh yes. That's wonderful. 1314 01:04:53,940 --> 01:04:56,040 It's, it's going excellent. 1315 01:04:56,040 --> 01:04:58,233 It's all going according to plan. Really. 1316 01:04:59,550 --> 01:05:00,993 I know, right? 1317 01:05:01,980 --> 01:05:04,830 It's kind of like glamping, 1318 01:05:04,830 --> 01:05:07,533 but just not glamorous, but that's okay. 1319 01:05:08,580 --> 01:05:11,028 I've always been kind of a hippie anyway. 1320 01:05:11,028 --> 01:05:12,000 (person whistling) 1321 01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:14,790 So when are you gonna bring me that stuff you promised? 1322 01:05:14,790 --> 01:05:18,270 I miss my makeup and sushi. Oh my God. 1323 01:05:18,270 --> 01:05:20,523 I could really do some sushi right now. 1324 01:05:22,230 --> 01:05:23,073 You're so funny. 1325 01:05:24,810 --> 01:05:27,090 I mean, if it works out 1326 01:05:27,090 --> 01:05:31,920 and it will, I mean, pretty soon everyone's gonna know 1327 01:05:31,920 --> 01:05:35,820 who you are and how you rescued me 1328 01:05:35,820 --> 01:05:38,163 and brought me back into normal society. 1329 01:05:41,246 --> 01:05:42,717 - Oh yeah. 1330 01:05:42,717 --> 01:05:46,770 - Now the talk show appearances alone and the sponsors. 1331 01:05:46,770 --> 01:05:50,417 I mean, can live off them forever. 1332 01:05:50,417 --> 01:05:52,917 (tense music) 1333 01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:58,140 Ugh. Hang on. 1334 01:05:58,140 --> 01:06:00,803 Someone's spying on me and doesn't think I can see them. 1335 01:06:02,520 --> 01:06:04,680 - That jig is up, girly. 1336 01:06:04,680 --> 01:06:07,920 That's right. You've been found. 1337 01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:09,600 The game is over. 1338 01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:10,560 You've done enough. 1339 01:06:10,560 --> 01:06:12,600 Time to drag you into the authorities now. 1340 01:06:12,600 --> 01:06:14,060 We could do this the easy way 1341 01:06:14,060 --> 01:06:16,230 or the Nigel B. Shearing way. 1342 01:06:16,230 --> 01:06:17,850 - Oh, please. - Yeah. 1343 01:06:17,850 --> 01:06:20,640 - Surely we can work something out. 1344 01:06:20,640 --> 01:06:21,713 - What's this about? 1345 01:06:22,803 --> 01:06:24,420 What you doing now? 1346 01:06:24,420 --> 01:06:25,857 I know what you're trying to do. 1347 01:06:25,857 --> 01:06:28,050 You're trying to break down my defenses. 1348 01:06:28,050 --> 01:06:29,670 It's getting sexy now. 1349 01:06:29,670 --> 01:06:31,740 You think I'm not gonna hog tie you? 1350 01:06:31,740 --> 01:06:35,370 Now. This behooves me. 1351 01:06:35,370 --> 01:06:36,720 Oh yeah. Twirl. 1352 01:06:36,720 --> 01:06:39,960 Oh, I'm fond of you. Oh yeah. 1353 01:06:39,960 --> 01:06:41,493 My diaper's filling out. 1354 01:06:42,678 --> 01:06:45,060 This is quite nice actually. And unexpected. 1355 01:06:45,060 --> 01:06:47,730 Don't stop now. Come on over. 1356 01:06:47,730 --> 01:06:50,070 Oh yeah. I'm falling in love with you now. 1357 01:06:50,070 --> 01:06:53,160 Oh yeah. Are you thinking what I'm thinking, baby? 1358 01:06:53,160 --> 01:06:56,640 Oh yeah. Time to nibble my a kibble baby. 1359 01:06:56,640 --> 01:07:01,010 Yeah, work your way down. Oh yeah. 1360 01:07:01,010 --> 01:07:03,993 Oh yeah, darling, don't stop now. 1361 01:07:04,830 --> 01:07:08,730 Only a few seconds longer. Oh yeah. 1362 01:07:08,730 --> 01:07:11,520 Any moment now. Oh yeah. 1363 01:07:11,520 --> 01:07:14,070 Oh, oh, oh. Not too hard. 1364 01:07:14,070 --> 01:07:15,573 Not too hard. Oh, oh. 1365 01:07:15,573 --> 01:07:17,910 Less is more. Less is more. 1366 01:07:17,910 --> 01:07:20,228 Better ever better ever. Oh, don't bite. 1367 01:07:20,228 --> 01:07:21,900 No, no, no, no. That's not for biting. 1368 01:07:21,900 --> 01:07:24,341 That's not a snack. Oh, this is not a shoot on. 1369 01:07:24,341 --> 01:07:25,229 Ah. Oh. 1370 01:07:25,229 --> 01:07:26,411 Whoever. Now let go. 1371 01:07:26,411 --> 01:07:29,352 Ow. Better ever better ever. 1372 01:07:29,352 --> 01:07:32,269 (monster growling) 1373 01:07:41,546 --> 01:07:44,213 (Nigel panting) 1374 01:07:51,069 --> 01:07:52,169 It's all right, Runty. 1375 01:07:53,160 --> 01:07:55,413 Just having another x-rated nightmare again. 1376 01:07:57,205 --> 01:07:59,940 (phone bleeping) 1377 01:07:59,940 --> 01:08:02,703 New voicemail. Someone out there does care about me. 1378 01:08:03,720 --> 01:08:06,030 - [Andy] Hey buddy, it's Andy. 1379 01:08:06,030 --> 01:08:08,523 Gimme a call when you wake up. 1380 01:08:09,494 --> 01:08:11,810 I wanna hang out with you. Okay, bye. 1381 01:08:12,747 --> 01:08:14,613 - Oh, come off it Mr. Dick. 1382 01:08:15,990 --> 01:08:18,450 I wish you'd stopped flirting with me. 1383 01:08:18,450 --> 01:08:21,160 I already told you I date to marry 1384 01:08:22,440 --> 01:08:24,123 and I'm allergic to cheetahs. 1385 01:08:27,210 --> 01:08:28,923 Well, on with our day. 1386 01:08:29,910 --> 01:08:32,763 Just get a quick boost from the prize Mellie Yellie. 1387 01:08:33,630 --> 01:08:35,730 Not sure what I'm gonna do when I run out. 1388 01:08:36,960 --> 01:08:39,600 Rightly so. Better get after it. 1389 01:08:39,600 --> 01:08:41,700 No idea what she looks like. Really. 1390 01:08:41,700 --> 01:08:44,100 Not sure if the gal likes nuts or what, 1391 01:08:44,100 --> 01:08:45,720 what she feeds off of. 1392 01:08:45,720 --> 01:08:47,670 Maybe the excrement of other animals. 1393 01:08:47,670 --> 01:08:50,970 But I've got a good feeling that by the end of the day, 1394 01:08:50,970 --> 01:08:53,730 my PayPal will be filled with the brim. 1395 01:08:53,730 --> 01:08:56,370 Oh, I can feel the caffeine going right to the medulla. 1396 01:08:56,370 --> 01:08:59,490 It's what I need to get paid and be world famous. 1397 01:08:59,490 --> 01:09:00,840 And in the Guinness Book of World Records 1398 01:09:00,840 --> 01:09:03,183 for the best animal hunter known to man. 1399 01:09:05,407 --> 01:09:08,580 (energetic music) 1400 01:09:08,580 --> 01:09:11,190 - Hi Alexis. It's Kendra. 1401 01:09:11,190 --> 01:09:12,367 Yeah, just getting a little color 1402 01:09:12,367 --> 01:09:14,940 before my big date tonight. 1403 01:09:14,940 --> 01:09:17,280 Yes. He's a bodybuilder. 1404 01:09:17,280 --> 01:09:19,830 No, I left Cameron. 1405 01:09:19,830 --> 01:09:21,903 Oh my gosh. I didn't tell you? 1406 01:09:22,807 --> 01:09:23,790 That bastard. 1407 01:09:23,790 --> 01:09:25,200 Well, you know how we're trying 1408 01:09:25,200 --> 01:09:27,480 to get me pregnant and it's just not working. 1409 01:09:27,480 --> 01:09:31,320 Oh, I was like, hello. That's not my egg. 1410 01:09:31,320 --> 01:09:34,323 So now I'm left childless with nothing to do. 1411 01:09:36,390 --> 01:09:39,723 Hold on. There's some homeless woman in my yard again. 1412 01:09:41,070 --> 01:09:44,760 Hello. Excuse me. 1413 01:09:44,760 --> 01:09:47,490 You're not supposed to be here. 1414 01:09:47,490 --> 01:09:49,740 I'm taking photos of you. 1415 01:09:49,740 --> 01:09:52,260 Go tweak out elsewhere. 1416 01:09:52,260 --> 01:09:54,120 Not cool. 1417 01:09:54,120 --> 01:09:56,463 You think I can't see you? I'm pissed. 1418 01:09:59,003 --> 01:10:01,147 (Ebba grunting) 1419 01:10:01,147 --> 01:10:03,223 No. No, no, no. 1420 01:10:15,642 --> 01:10:17,992 Get away from me. 1421 01:10:17,992 --> 01:10:20,909 (aggressive music) 1422 01:10:26,280 --> 01:10:28,620 - [Radio] Earlier today, Kendra Silva, 1423 01:10:28,620 --> 01:10:30,240 a young woman from Palmdale 1424 01:10:30,240 --> 01:10:32,130 was found dead and dismembered 1425 01:10:32,130 --> 01:10:35,490 in the above ground swimming pool where she resided. 1426 01:10:35,490 --> 01:10:39,450 Amateur animal hunter Nigel B. Shearing stands by his claims 1427 01:10:39,450 --> 01:10:42,360 that the culprit is not an animal at all, 1428 01:10:42,360 --> 01:10:46,230 but rather a very famished undomesticated girl. 1429 01:10:46,230 --> 01:10:48,210 Police remain skeptical, 1430 01:10:48,210 --> 01:10:50,670 believing that it's just another deranged woman 1431 01:10:50,670 --> 01:10:52,860 trying to make a name for herself 1432 01:10:52,860 --> 01:10:55,053 as a barbaric serial killer. 1433 01:10:59,730 --> 01:11:02,640 - Oh, Ebba, you're just so misunderstood. 1434 01:11:02,640 --> 01:11:05,430 I think I'm going to call you the female freak of nature 1435 01:11:05,430 --> 01:11:07,500 or my feral friend. 1436 01:11:07,500 --> 01:11:08,940 Yes, that's it. 1437 01:11:08,940 --> 01:11:09,870 That's what you'll be called 1438 01:11:09,870 --> 01:11:11,790 in our number one bestselling book. 1439 01:11:11,790 --> 01:11:13,290 I'm coming for you, Ebba. 1440 01:11:13,290 --> 01:11:17,494 Just as soon as I get my ugly sleep, I'm coming for you. 1441 01:11:17,494 --> 01:11:20,077 (serene music) 1442 01:11:22,200 --> 01:11:25,083 Do you understand? You're my long lost sister. 1443 01:11:25,950 --> 01:11:27,810 It's hard to believe you've slaughtered 1444 01:11:27,810 --> 01:11:30,210 and eviscerated half a dozen people. 1445 01:11:30,210 --> 01:11:33,390 You're damn lucky I caught you instead of the police 1446 01:11:33,390 --> 01:11:37,061 or that diabolical loon, Nigel. 1447 01:11:37,061 --> 01:11:38,220 (Ebba grunting) 1448 01:11:38,220 --> 01:11:40,080 You need to be quiet. 1449 01:11:40,080 --> 01:11:42,315 The neighbors will hear. 1450 01:11:42,315 --> 01:11:43,148 (Ebba grunting) 1451 01:11:43,148 --> 01:11:44,280 Silence. 1452 01:11:44,280 --> 01:11:46,800 I'm not allowed to have pets, you know. 1453 01:11:46,800 --> 01:11:47,673 Rest now. 1454 01:11:52,190 --> 01:11:55,857 Oh, I think you clogged it. You filthy girl. 1455 01:11:56,730 --> 01:12:00,360 Here we are together for eternal bliss 1456 01:12:00,360 --> 01:12:02,700 and let's assess the situation, shall we? 1457 01:12:02,700 --> 01:12:07,700 There's a wild woman wanted for murder passed out in my bed, 1458 01:12:07,740 --> 01:12:10,620 and it's only a matter of hours before she wakes up. 1459 01:12:10,620 --> 01:12:11,583 And then what? 1460 01:12:12,420 --> 01:12:14,814 Oh Ebba, can I please be more 1461 01:12:14,814 --> 01:12:17,820 than just a savory snack to you? 1462 01:12:17,820 --> 01:12:19,530 They'd have locked you up with the rest of them 1463 01:12:19,530 --> 01:12:20,760 in a nuthouse 1464 01:12:20,760 --> 01:12:22,440 and thrown away the key, 1465 01:12:22,440 --> 01:12:24,360 lobotomies on the reg 1466 01:12:24,360 --> 01:12:26,370 with the same simple food. 1467 01:12:26,370 --> 01:12:29,850 From now on, it's TCBY treats. 1468 01:12:29,850 --> 01:12:32,430 Oh, she's dreaming. 1469 01:12:32,430 --> 01:12:33,930 With your flick of the wrist. 1470 01:12:33,930 --> 01:12:35,910 Or shall I say paw. 1471 01:12:35,910 --> 01:12:39,780 I don't know if I wanna give you a sippy cup or spoon you. 1472 01:12:39,780 --> 01:12:41,850 The pain and suffering is over now. 1473 01:12:41,850 --> 01:12:45,273 No more scratching at your fleas or chasing your tail. 1474 01:12:46,200 --> 01:12:47,880 I'm going to give you a makeover. 1475 01:12:47,880 --> 01:12:51,000 I have a giant Walmart bag filled with false lashes 1476 01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:53,460 that are gonna be glued on you and I. 1477 01:12:53,460 --> 01:12:55,350 First thing tomorrow. 1478 01:12:55,350 --> 01:12:56,283 Sleep now. 1479 01:12:57,420 --> 01:12:59,100 Mother, see if you can get in touch 1480 01:12:59,100 --> 01:13:00,480 with that talk show host. 1481 01:13:00,480 --> 01:13:03,180 I'm sure Maury will come out of retirement for this. 1482 01:13:03,180 --> 01:13:04,110 Just try. Okay. 1483 01:13:04,110 --> 01:13:06,544 I gotta go. My publisher is calling. 1484 01:13:06,544 --> 01:13:08,569 (Ebba grunting) 1485 01:13:08,569 --> 01:13:09,810 Ebba. 1486 01:13:09,810 --> 01:13:11,110 It was only a dream. 1487 01:13:12,276 --> 01:13:15,109 (engine chugging) 1488 01:13:16,620 --> 01:13:17,453 - Hi. Yeah. 1489 01:13:17,453 --> 01:13:19,983 I'm gonna need a jump or possibly a tow. 1490 01:13:21,330 --> 01:13:22,923 I'm not sure, it won't start. 1491 01:13:24,930 --> 01:13:25,983 Let me see. 1492 01:13:26,910 --> 01:13:30,960 Radio works. Let me check the headlights. 1493 01:13:30,960 --> 01:13:32,760 Oh my God. There she is. 1494 01:13:32,760 --> 01:13:34,380 It's that girl. Oh my God. 1495 01:13:34,380 --> 01:13:37,533 She took my finger. Please just send help quick. 1496 01:13:39,420 --> 01:13:40,953 No, no, please stop. 1497 01:13:42,810 --> 01:13:44,070 Please. You're beautiful. 1498 01:13:44,070 --> 01:13:46,863 I see a light in your eyes. Please don't. 1499 01:13:47,788 --> 01:13:49,064 (dramatic music) 1500 01:13:49,064 --> 01:13:51,981 (victim screaming) 1501 01:13:55,431 --> 01:13:57,630 - I made a pinky promise with myself eight years ago 1502 01:13:57,630 --> 01:13:59,550 that I wouldn't stop searching for you. 1503 01:13:59,550 --> 01:14:01,890 And today is your birthday. 1504 01:14:01,890 --> 01:14:03,270 And to celebrate, 1505 01:14:03,270 --> 01:14:05,420 I'm gonna bring you some raw chicken, baby. 1506 01:14:19,839 --> 01:14:22,422 (serene music) 1507 01:14:26,100 --> 01:14:28,080 - Quick. Take cover. 1508 01:14:28,080 --> 01:14:29,700 - Yo, yo. What? 1509 01:14:29,700 --> 01:14:32,970 - There's a teenage savage beast lurking around here. 1510 01:14:32,970 --> 01:14:36,313 She's territorial. You shouldn't be here. 1511 01:14:36,313 --> 01:14:38,490 - I don't wanna be in your vlog. 1512 01:14:38,490 --> 01:14:40,200 - I'm not a vlogger. 1513 01:14:40,200 --> 01:14:43,230 - So what are you? Some type of wedding DJ? 1514 01:14:43,230 --> 01:14:46,710 - I happen to be a highly decorated big game hunter 1515 01:14:46,710 --> 01:14:48,120 of the modern era. 1516 01:14:48,120 --> 01:14:49,870 - So why are you dressed like that? 1517 01:14:50,850 --> 01:14:52,500 - It's called swagger. 1518 01:14:52,500 --> 01:14:53,973 You should try it sometime. 1519 01:14:55,290 --> 01:14:56,290 Well, sack's a sack. 1520 01:14:57,781 --> 01:15:00,614 (energetic music) 1521 01:15:05,642 --> 01:15:08,392 (dramatic music) 1522 01:15:17,246 --> 01:15:18,301 - What are you doing? 1523 01:15:18,301 --> 01:15:19,560 (Ebba grunting) 1524 01:15:19,560 --> 01:15:21,241 That's my tofu. 1525 01:15:21,241 --> 01:15:23,908 (Ebba grunting) 1526 01:15:28,530 --> 01:15:30,360 Fine. Just get outta here. 1527 01:15:30,360 --> 01:15:31,707 Enjoy my leftovers. 1528 01:15:34,081 --> 01:15:35,170 Bitch. 1529 01:15:35,170 --> 01:15:37,670 (tense music) 1530 01:15:51,434 --> 01:15:54,351 (victim screaming) 1531 01:15:58,255 --> 01:16:01,005 (dramatic music) 1532 01:17:00,002 --> 01:17:03,585 (dramatic music continues) 1533 01:17:22,752 --> 01:17:25,335 (birds cawing) 1534 01:17:43,560 --> 01:17:46,110 - Well, I'm very eager to check on my traps. 1535 01:17:46,110 --> 01:17:48,570 But first we gotta hide Mr. Runty with some tactics 1536 01:17:48,570 --> 01:17:51,240 I picked up from the military before I was discharged 1537 01:17:51,240 --> 01:17:53,100 for tricking all them bullies in the barracks 1538 01:17:53,100 --> 01:17:57,150 to drink Mellie Yellie that was actually my urine. 1539 01:17:57,150 --> 01:17:59,103 Well, this is it. 1540 01:17:59,103 --> 01:18:02,673 If I don't catch you by sundown, I risk being replaced. 1541 01:18:04,050 --> 01:18:05,580 Was that a lady bug? 1542 01:18:05,580 --> 01:18:08,133 Come back, I could use some good luck. 1543 01:18:09,456 --> 01:18:12,289 (energetic music) 1544 01:18:13,331 --> 01:18:15,870 (serene music) 1545 01:18:15,870 --> 01:18:16,703 Bingo. 1546 01:18:17,580 --> 01:18:19,410 A body found. 1547 01:18:19,410 --> 01:18:21,210 Looks like she's still alive. 1548 01:18:21,210 --> 01:18:22,590 Looking a bit ill. 1549 01:18:22,590 --> 01:18:26,220 My goodness. Mom's gonna be proud. 1550 01:18:26,220 --> 01:18:29,553 Well, time to get on with the mouth to mouth resuscitation. 1551 01:18:30,744 --> 01:18:31,577 (dramatic music) 1552 01:18:31,577 --> 01:18:33,783 Wow. Look at the size of the thing. 1553 01:18:35,190 --> 01:18:38,790 Nearly five six or five seven, if I'm lucky five, eight. 1554 01:18:38,790 --> 01:18:40,620 Good thing I found her when I did. 1555 01:18:40,620 --> 01:18:42,870 Otherwise the rattlers might've got her. 1556 01:18:42,870 --> 01:18:46,230 All right, love. Now my job's nearly over. 1557 01:18:46,230 --> 01:18:47,430 Just gonna have to inject you 1558 01:18:47,430 --> 01:18:49,620 with this new controversial steroid 1559 01:18:49,620 --> 01:18:51,510 to make my sponsors happy, 1560 01:18:51,510 --> 01:18:53,430 so they can study its side effects, 1561 01:18:53,430 --> 01:18:54,880 and then we'll be on our way. 1562 01:18:55,945 --> 01:18:58,445 (tense music) 1563 01:19:04,140 --> 01:19:06,270 There you have it, ma'ams and gents. 1564 01:19:06,270 --> 01:19:08,283 Nigel B. Shearing strikes again. 1565 01:19:09,457 --> 01:19:12,290 (energetic music) 1566 01:19:34,830 --> 01:19:38,220 - [Tasha] Tasha, what the hell do you think you're doing? 1567 01:19:38,220 --> 01:19:40,920 Do you really think you're able to capture a manic, 1568 01:19:40,920 --> 01:19:43,230 bloodthirsty wild girl? 1569 01:19:43,230 --> 01:19:46,710 It's suicide. You're just going to end up a victim. 1570 01:19:46,710 --> 01:19:49,140 A statistic like the rest. 1571 01:19:49,140 --> 01:19:51,753 Click bait for those doom scrolling fake news. 1572 01:19:53,140 --> 01:19:55,320 (engine revving) 1573 01:19:55,320 --> 01:19:57,810 - Don't worry, love, there's an animal hospital 1574 01:19:57,810 --> 01:19:59,603 right around the bend. 1575 01:19:59,603 --> 01:20:02,436 (energetic music) 1576 01:20:04,870 --> 01:20:07,430 - [Tasha] Oh, Ebba. I know you're out there. 1577 01:20:07,430 --> 01:20:10,263 (energetic music) 1578 01:20:11,790 --> 01:20:13,083 I can sense you, sister. 1579 01:20:22,500 --> 01:20:24,603 - Oh, no, what have we here? 1580 01:20:25,470 --> 01:20:27,969 Some deranged woman blocking the road. 1581 01:20:27,969 --> 01:20:28,837 (horn honking) 1582 01:20:28,837 --> 01:20:30,372 Doesn't have space to turn around. 1583 01:20:30,372 --> 01:20:32,163 She better not be after my prize. 1584 01:20:35,226 --> 01:20:37,976 (stealthy music) 1585 01:20:39,630 --> 01:20:40,463 - Stick 'em up. 1586 01:20:41,490 --> 01:20:43,860 That's right. 1587 01:20:43,860 --> 01:20:45,123 Yeah. Keep 'em up. 1588 01:20:48,060 --> 01:20:49,773 Hand over my sister, Nigel. 1589 01:20:50,610 --> 01:20:51,483 - Sister? 1590 01:20:52,470 --> 01:20:54,103 You don't look like a rollo. 1591 01:20:54,103 --> 01:20:55,803 - Sure she's my sister, 1592 01:20:57,000 --> 01:20:59,490 but that doesn't make me automatically love her. 1593 01:20:59,490 --> 01:21:02,820 She's an embarrassment to me and my family. 1594 01:21:02,820 --> 01:21:05,580 And now I'm gonna make her pay me back 1595 01:21:05,580 --> 01:21:08,220 for all the years I spent looking for her. 1596 01:21:08,220 --> 01:21:09,540 - Alright. 1597 01:21:09,540 --> 01:21:12,420 I'd rather not get mixed up in some family affair. 1598 01:21:12,420 --> 01:21:15,330 So I think it's best she'll leave with you. 1599 01:21:15,330 --> 01:21:17,883 - Now you see that over there? 1600 01:21:19,230 --> 01:21:21,120 - No, I don't see nothing. 1601 01:21:21,120 --> 01:21:22,170 - That's right. 1602 01:21:22,170 --> 01:21:24,870 Nothing but hundreds of miles of sun scorched sand 1603 01:21:24,870 --> 01:21:27,990 and burned out trees from forest fires. 1604 01:21:27,990 --> 01:21:29,760 If you're lucky, you'll make it to Fresno 1605 01:21:29,760 --> 01:21:31,920 by this time next week. 1606 01:21:31,920 --> 01:21:35,073 Should be simple for a survivalist like you. 1607 01:21:36,005 --> 01:21:37,020 Now get going. 1608 01:21:37,020 --> 01:21:39,090 - But I don't stand a chance. 1609 01:21:39,090 --> 01:21:42,780 I'll be dead by sunrise from dehydration 1610 01:21:42,780 --> 01:21:45,180 unless you let me grab me Mellie Yellie real quick. 1611 01:21:45,180 --> 01:21:46,290 - Give me one good reason 1612 01:21:46,290 --> 01:21:48,640 why I shouldn't blow your brains out right now. 1613 01:21:50,130 --> 01:21:50,963 - Um, 1614 01:21:51,810 --> 01:21:53,490 I'm Nigel B. Shearing, 1615 01:21:53,490 --> 01:21:55,080 the lovely dapper Trevor, 1616 01:21:55,080 --> 01:21:57,750 world famous worth hunter extraordinaire. 1617 01:21:57,750 --> 01:22:00,009 And all my many subscribers would be pissed 1618 01:22:00,009 --> 01:22:01,400 if I went silent. 1619 01:22:01,400 --> 01:22:03,150 (gun cocking) 1620 01:22:03,150 --> 01:22:05,430 - And I'm gonna be filthy rich 1621 01:22:05,430 --> 01:22:08,100 after Ebba and I go on every primetime talk show 1622 01:22:08,100 --> 01:22:09,570 in the country. 1623 01:22:09,570 --> 01:22:12,360 - Why not go global? Think big. 1624 01:22:12,360 --> 01:22:15,420 And sure you'll mention me in those articles 1625 01:22:15,420 --> 01:22:16,593 and what all I did. 1626 01:22:17,490 --> 01:22:19,650 - Maybe if I needed a punchline. 1627 01:22:19,650 --> 01:22:20,750 Because you're a joke. 1628 01:22:21,720 --> 01:22:24,780 - I'll get it. You'll be the stars. 1629 01:22:24,780 --> 01:22:26,640 You'll be on all the covers of the magazines 1630 01:22:26,640 --> 01:22:28,950 at the supermarket when you check out. 1631 01:22:28,950 --> 01:22:30,510 I could see it now. 1632 01:22:30,510 --> 01:22:33,390 Ebba's face on the cover of the National Enquirer 1633 01:22:33,390 --> 01:22:36,363 and maybe even Time magazine's person of the year. 1634 01:22:37,770 --> 01:22:40,530 All I have to say is I'm glad you found 1635 01:22:40,530 --> 01:22:43,574 your version of success, whatever that is. 1636 01:22:43,574 --> 01:22:46,470 And I just hope she's in good hands. 1637 01:22:46,470 --> 01:22:48,965 - Don't you move, you bastard. 1638 01:22:48,965 --> 01:22:51,465 (tense music) 1639 01:23:01,440 --> 01:23:02,273 Oh, Ebba. 1640 01:23:03,657 --> 01:23:06,540 Oh, you're so skinny. You look so malnourished. 1641 01:23:06,540 --> 01:23:07,500 Oh, don't worry. 1642 01:23:07,500 --> 01:23:09,300 I'll make my world famous Chicken fricassee 1643 01:23:09,300 --> 01:23:10,830 when we get home. 1644 01:23:10,830 --> 01:23:13,775 I just have to take care of this Nigel freak. 1645 01:23:13,775 --> 01:23:15,315 (door creaking) 1646 01:23:15,315 --> 01:23:16,380 Ah, 1647 01:23:16,380 --> 01:23:17,380 - Ah. Don't do that. 1648 01:23:18,228 --> 01:23:21,584 - [Tasha] Oh, is this what you need for your travels? 1649 01:23:21,584 --> 01:23:23,373 Oh, oh, I'm sorry. 1650 01:23:25,200 --> 01:23:26,650 Will this quench your thirst? 1651 01:23:27,930 --> 01:23:30,213 Oh wait, I just found some. 1652 01:23:34,410 --> 01:23:36,900 Enjoy. Thanks. 1653 01:23:36,900 --> 01:23:38,700 Is there a trick to starting this thing? 1654 01:23:38,700 --> 01:23:40,110 What's with this hunk of junk? 1655 01:23:40,110 --> 01:23:41,970 - [Nigel] Attaboy, Runty. 1656 01:23:41,970 --> 01:23:43,533 - Hey, can I get a push? 1657 01:23:44,430 --> 01:23:45,360 (gun blasting) 1658 01:23:45,360 --> 01:23:46,563 What's with this crap? 1659 01:23:47,522 --> 01:23:48,600 (gun blasting) 1660 01:23:48,600 --> 01:23:50,373 How old is this thing? 1661 01:23:51,390 --> 01:23:53,237 - Well, so long, Ebba. 1662 01:23:53,237 --> 01:23:55,500 I best get back to the great down under 1663 01:23:55,500 --> 01:23:56,970 where my senses tell me 1664 01:23:56,970 --> 01:23:58,230 there's a gopher named Jeffrey 1665 01:23:58,230 --> 01:24:00,273 that could be in need of a helping hand. 1666 01:24:01,500 --> 01:24:02,333 Help. 1667 01:24:04,590 --> 01:24:05,737 It's about to run dry. 1668 01:24:11,364 --> 01:24:13,531 I have no idea where I am. 1669 01:24:16,929 --> 01:24:18,429 Help. I'm a goner. 1670 01:24:19,732 --> 01:24:22,997 My Mellie Yellie ain't tasting right. 1671 01:24:22,997 --> 01:24:25,497 (eerie music) 1672 01:24:28,119 --> 01:24:29,040 (tense music) 1673 01:24:29,040 --> 01:24:31,680 - Wake up. Sniff sniff. 1674 01:24:31,680 --> 01:24:33,720 Time to come to. 1675 01:24:33,720 --> 01:24:35,850 Big sis is here. 1676 01:24:35,850 --> 01:24:37,320 You're beautiful. 1677 01:24:37,320 --> 01:24:40,180 We're going home to take a bubble bath and scissor. 1678 01:24:41,419 --> 01:24:44,169 (dramatic music) 1679 01:25:04,650 --> 01:25:07,983 - Someone please lend me a helping hand. 1680 01:25:10,020 --> 01:25:11,223 I'm drying out. 1681 01:25:12,630 --> 01:25:17,130 It must be 30 degrees Celsius out here. 1682 01:25:17,130 --> 01:25:18,857 I'm shriveling up. 1683 01:25:18,857 --> 01:25:21,357 (tense music) 1684 01:25:44,657 --> 01:25:46,980 I know she tried to poison me, 1685 01:25:46,980 --> 01:25:48,463 but what she doesn't know is 1686 01:25:48,463 --> 01:25:50,940 I spent the better part of my life building up a tolerance 1687 01:25:50,940 --> 01:25:51,783 to antifreeze. 1688 01:25:52,916 --> 01:25:55,260 (gentle music) 1689 01:25:55,260 --> 01:25:56,880 Cassie? 1690 01:25:56,880 --> 01:25:59,010 Cassie, what are you doing here? 1691 01:25:59,010 --> 01:26:00,093 All right. 1692 01:26:02,040 --> 01:26:05,009 You've come to brighten up my day, haven't you? 1693 01:26:05,009 --> 01:26:07,530 Wow. Perfect timing. 1694 01:26:07,530 --> 01:26:12,240 Fresh ice cold Mellie Yellie, thanks for bringing it out. 1695 01:26:12,240 --> 01:26:15,033 I don't care if it is flat. I'm just about out. 1696 01:26:15,955 --> 01:26:18,270 Down to my last fluid ounce. 1697 01:26:18,270 --> 01:26:21,540 Oh, please, Cassie, why don't you come on over here 1698 01:26:21,540 --> 01:26:23,523 and pour it in my mouth. 1699 01:26:25,320 --> 01:26:26,153 Please. 1700 01:26:38,893 --> 01:26:41,393 (tense music) 1701 01:26:46,770 --> 01:26:49,520 Well, I think I've found my tomb, 1702 01:26:50,570 --> 01:26:52,390 my final resting place 1703 01:26:54,030 --> 01:26:57,472 and I'm in luck for I have one last meal. 1704 01:26:57,472 --> 01:26:59,222 I love a bit of crunch in my lunch. 1705 01:27:01,065 --> 01:27:02,483 (crunching) Meaty little guys. 1706 01:27:04,320 --> 01:27:05,507 Oh, the taste is bad. 1707 01:27:09,715 --> 01:27:11,507 So I'd just like to say it's been a privilege 1708 01:27:11,507 --> 01:27:15,630 and to all the furry little rascals out there, 1709 01:27:15,630 --> 01:27:18,510 I'm sorry that I didn't get the chance to rescue you 1710 01:27:18,510 --> 01:27:20,250 and give you a decent home. 1711 01:27:20,250 --> 01:27:21,300 I wish you the best. 1712 01:27:21,300 --> 01:27:24,903 I'm Nigel B. Shearing, soaring out. 1713 01:27:27,098 --> 01:27:31,030 If only I could serenade you all with my didgeridoo. 1714 01:27:31,030 --> 01:27:34,780 (Nigel imitating didgeridoo) 1715 01:27:36,771 --> 01:27:39,271 (eerie music) 1716 01:28:00,039 --> 01:28:03,372 (eerie music continues) 1717 01:28:59,983 --> 01:29:03,400 (eerie music continues) 1718 01:29:59,250 --> 01:30:00,960 Just pet me mullet, will you? 1719 01:30:00,960 --> 01:30:02,567 - Oh, I'll pet your mullet.