1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:02:22,797 --> 00:02:23,902 Oh shit. 4 00:02:25,973 --> 00:02:27,768 What are you doing hiding back here? 5 00:02:27,802 --> 00:02:29,356 I'm not hiding, I'm just... 6 00:02:29,735 --> 00:02:31,427 just resting. 7 00:02:31,461 --> 00:02:33,946 Rest is something you do when you're tired from working. 8 00:02:33,981 --> 00:02:36,639 What you're doing out here is called rotting. 9 00:02:36,673 --> 00:02:39,193 Mum, I just need some space, 10 00:02:39,228 --> 00:02:40,781 - some time. - Time for what? 11 00:02:40,815 --> 00:02:42,748 To continue to decompose. 12 00:02:43,922 --> 00:02:46,200 - Is that my ice cream? - Maybe. 13 00:02:46,235 --> 00:02:48,547 Well when you've finished contaminating it with chips, 14 00:02:48,582 --> 00:02:50,653 you can pop to the dairy and replace that for me. 15 00:02:50,687 --> 00:02:52,827 Okay, good chat. Thank you, Mum. 16 00:02:52,862 --> 00:02:55,313 Well, if you're feeling tired during the daytime, 17 00:02:55,347 --> 00:02:58,281 why don't you just give up the screens in bed? 18 00:02:58,316 --> 00:02:59,351 Worked for me. 19 00:03:00,628 --> 00:03:02,768 Yeah, good idea. I'll do that. 20 00:03:41,635 --> 00:03:45,397 ♪ Desperate ♪ 21 00:03:48,020 --> 00:03:50,540 ♪ For you ♪ 22 00:03:51,092 --> 00:03:54,924 ♪ Turn to ♪ 23 00:03:56,857 --> 00:04:00,516 ♪ Your love ♪ 24 00:04:03,415 --> 00:04:04,623 Mary? 25 00:04:04,658 --> 00:04:06,625 - Oh! - What the fuck, Mum? 26 00:04:06,660 --> 00:04:09,697 Sorry, I didn't want to knock, I thought you'd be sleeping. 27 00:04:09,732 --> 00:04:11,872 Oh my God, that does not make it okay. 28 00:04:11,906 --> 00:04:14,323 What, to check on my own daughter? I think it does. 29 00:04:14,357 --> 00:04:15,945 I've been checking on you your whole life. 30 00:04:15,979 --> 00:04:17,912 Okay, well you can stop now, thank you. 31 00:04:17,947 --> 00:04:20,052 Oh, look at all this dirty clothes. 32 00:04:20,087 --> 00:04:21,330 Can you not? 33 00:04:21,847 --> 00:04:22,883 Oh... 34 00:04:23,780 --> 00:04:24,712 oh... 35 00:04:25,506 --> 00:04:26,990 what a pigsty. 36 00:04:53,396 --> 00:04:54,570 Sweetheart? 37 00:04:55,985 --> 00:04:58,505 I'm having a hard time sleeping and I'm just worried 38 00:04:58,539 --> 00:05:00,610 that the neighbours will be too so... 39 00:05:01,059 --> 00:05:02,888 maybe you can think about that and... 40 00:05:04,373 --> 00:05:06,547 maybe stop doing whatever it is that you're doing. 41 00:05:07,583 --> 00:05:09,895 Okay? 42 00:05:12,622 --> 00:05:13,727 Okay. 43 00:05:46,484 --> 00:05:47,657 Good morning, Boo. 44 00:05:50,557 --> 00:05:53,007 Now, I noticed that you didn't take out the rubbish last night. 45 00:05:54,423 --> 00:05:56,528 And, and it is the chore you chose. 46 00:05:56,563 --> 00:05:57,495 So... 47 00:06:01,913 --> 00:06:04,398 I just, I just hope you're not expecting me to do it. 48 00:06:45,819 --> 00:06:46,923 Kids are dicks. 49 00:06:47,993 --> 00:06:48,925 Sorry? 50 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:50,720 They're dicks. 51 00:06:50,755 --> 00:06:52,929 Oh, are they? 52 00:06:52,964 --> 00:06:54,966 I'm sorry, I was talking about my kid. 53 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:58,556 Well, she's not a kid anymore, she's almost 30. 54 00:06:59,108 --> 00:07:00,178 Have you just moved in? 55 00:07:01,075 --> 00:07:02,801 Oh a couple of months ago. 56 00:07:02,836 --> 00:07:05,804 Oh, sorry, we haven't met already. I'm Cynthia. 57 00:07:05,839 --> 00:07:08,462 Oh, it's okay, we're just very private people. 58 00:07:08,497 --> 00:07:10,430 Oh, you and your partner? 59 00:07:11,189 --> 00:07:13,502 No, um... 60 00:07:13,985 --> 00:07:17,506 - ...me and my son. - Oh, I knew it. 61 00:07:17,540 --> 00:07:19,162 It's funny, I haven't seen him around. 62 00:07:19,197 --> 00:07:20,129 How old is he? 63 00:07:20,163 --> 00:07:21,579 Oh, he's an adult 64 00:07:21,613 --> 00:07:22,614 but he doesn't come out of his room much 65 00:07:22,649 --> 00:07:24,236 Oh, you know what? 66 00:07:24,271 --> 00:07:25,893 Neither does my daughter. 67 00:07:27,032 --> 00:07:28,896 I'm glad she's not the only one, though. 68 00:07:28,931 --> 00:07:30,691 I was starting to believe it was something to do with me. 69 00:07:34,281 --> 00:07:35,765 Uh, would you like a cup of tea? 70 00:07:36,973 --> 00:07:37,905 No. 71 00:07:44,084 --> 00:07:47,087 - Is that your daughter? - Yes. She hates that photo. 72 00:07:55,923 --> 00:07:58,305 Look, I hope it's okay for me to ask you this. 73 00:07:58,339 --> 00:08:01,584 I don't know if you've been on any of the dating apps. 74 00:08:01,619 --> 00:08:03,241 Oh, I'm really not interested in anything like that. 75 00:08:03,275 --> 00:08:04,829 Oh, you're not missing much. 76 00:08:05,830 --> 00:08:07,521 You know, I just thought, you know, 77 00:08:07,556 --> 00:08:09,937 I'd put something out there just because the kids 78 00:08:09,972 --> 00:08:13,009 are both the same age and they're both single. 79 00:08:13,769 --> 00:08:15,909 Oh, no, I really don't think that's a good idea. 80 00:08:16,599 --> 00:08:17,531 Wow. 81 00:08:18,049 --> 00:08:18,981 Okay. 82 00:08:20,569 --> 00:08:23,503 You know, she's lost weight since that photo was taken. 83 00:08:24,193 --> 00:08:26,644 - Oh, no, no, no. - You know, plus... 84 00:08:26,678 --> 00:08:28,646 a new relationship might inspire them 85 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:30,648 to get their lives together a bit, you know? 86 00:08:30,682 --> 00:08:32,581 Well, look, the thing is, my son... 87 00:08:34,686 --> 00:08:36,205 my son has a deformity. 88 00:08:36,930 --> 00:08:38,656 You can't tell just by looking at him but, 89 00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:41,210 it affects his confidence socially, so... 90 00:08:41,244 --> 00:08:42,763 Oh, getting out there might be-- 91 00:08:42,798 --> 00:08:44,213 No, I'm... I'm really not comfortable 92 00:08:44,247 --> 00:08:46,042 - with that idea, Cynthia. - Oh. 93 00:08:48,044 --> 00:08:50,599 Well, I see, no... no stress. 94 00:08:50,633 --> 00:08:51,600 Thank you. 95 00:08:55,604 --> 00:08:58,572 What kind of deformity does he have, if I may ask? 96 00:09:00,401 --> 00:09:02,231 It's just the kind we don't talk about. 97 00:09:11,171 --> 00:09:13,587 Baby, I know you're having a hard time and... 98 00:09:13,967 --> 00:09:15,865 you know I love having you here, 99 00:09:15,900 --> 00:09:19,213 but I actually just need to use the bathroom, sorry. 100 00:09:24,115 --> 00:09:25,634 I don't actually know 101 00:09:25,668 --> 00:09:26,807 why I'm apologising to you, 102 00:09:26,842 --> 00:09:28,706 for needing to pee in my own house. 103 00:09:32,779 --> 00:09:34,677 I want to move out. 104 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:38,232 Oh baby girl that would be great for you... 105 00:09:38,923 --> 00:09:40,994 or even just go out once in a while. 106 00:09:41,857 --> 00:09:44,998 Did you get that link I sent you about overcoming depression? 107 00:09:45,032 --> 00:09:46,344 I don't think I'm depressed. 108 00:09:46,378 --> 00:09:48,001 Well, you don't seem very happy. 109 00:09:48,035 --> 00:09:50,037 Yeah, I'm happy when I'm alone. 110 00:09:50,072 --> 00:09:52,177 Oh, if you're going to move out, 111 00:09:52,212 --> 00:09:54,283 you can start doing your own laundry. 112 00:09:54,317 --> 00:09:56,665 Yeah, maybe I'll get to see a little bit less of this. 113 00:09:57,355 --> 00:10:00,185 You know, you did most of this to my body. 114 00:10:01,221 --> 00:10:03,913 And it was the most empowering and rewarding thing 115 00:10:03,948 --> 00:10:05,915 that ever happened to me. 116 00:10:05,950 --> 00:10:07,917 Well, you're welcome. 117 00:10:07,952 --> 00:10:11,093 Speaking-of, I met our new neighbour today. 118 00:10:11,127 --> 00:10:13,716 She's got a son your age. 119 00:10:14,337 --> 00:10:15,684 - Subtle, Mum. - Apparently he's got 120 00:10:15,718 --> 00:10:18,687 a deformed penis or something, but... 121 00:10:18,721 --> 00:10:21,068 I thought you'd be into it based on your search history. 122 00:10:21,103 --> 00:10:22,069 Ugh... 123 00:10:23,001 --> 00:10:25,763 I love having no boundaries with you. 124 00:10:25,797 --> 00:10:28,317 Oh, me too. 125 00:10:28,351 --> 00:10:29,732 Where are you going? 126 00:10:29,767 --> 00:10:31,285 I'm going to go do my own laundry. 127 00:10:31,907 --> 00:10:32,942 It's the middle of the night! 128 00:11:35,177 --> 00:11:37,455 Oh, come on! 129 00:11:40,423 --> 00:11:41,701 Sorry. 130 00:11:42,218 --> 00:11:43,875 Who the fuck are you? 131 00:11:43,910 --> 00:11:46,188 Sorry, just, um, my, my load is in there. 132 00:11:46,222 --> 00:11:47,223 If I could just, um... 133 00:11:48,293 --> 00:11:49,398 Oh. 134 00:11:50,123 --> 00:11:51,883 No, well, I'm sorry. 135 00:12:03,205 --> 00:12:04,447 - Thank you. - Yep. 136 00:12:06,242 --> 00:12:08,451 Sorry, I, I didn't know that you, um... 137 00:12:09,867 --> 00:12:10,971 Humping the dryer? 138 00:12:11,454 --> 00:12:12,766 - Yep. - Hmm. 139 00:12:17,081 --> 00:12:18,289 Hey do you live with your mum? 140 00:12:18,979 --> 00:12:20,256 Um, yes. 141 00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:22,949 You have some kind of weird dick? 142 00:12:23,466 --> 00:12:25,123 No. 143 00:12:25,158 --> 00:12:27,885 No, no, no. Um, no, that's not true. I don't know. 144 00:12:27,919 --> 00:12:30,266 Oh, well, my mum said your mum said 145 00:12:30,301 --> 00:12:31,854 you've got, like, a deformed penis. 146 00:12:32,303 --> 00:12:34,961 My... my mum wouldn't say that, so... 147 00:12:35,927 --> 00:12:37,377 Oversharing mum, eh? 148 00:12:40,898 --> 00:12:43,486 - I mean, not normally. - Sucks, eh? 149 00:12:44,108 --> 00:12:45,834 - Fricken' eh! - Right? 150 00:12:45,868 --> 00:12:47,559 - I mean, sometimes. - Hmm. 151 00:12:47,594 --> 00:12:48,768 It's just, like... 152 00:12:49,216 --> 00:12:51,425 - No, look, I get it. - Yeah, thanks. 153 00:12:55,050 --> 00:12:56,810 - So, can I see it? - What? 154 00:13:01,435 --> 00:13:02,920 No, sorry, no. 155 00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:06,095 Okay. Yeah, yeah. 156 00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:07,545 Good boundaries. 157 00:13:09,650 --> 00:13:12,067 Um... um, maybe see you around? 158 00:13:12,101 --> 00:13:14,103 No, I'm going to move out, so probably not. 159 00:13:15,898 --> 00:13:17,141 Oh, cool, cool. 160 00:13:24,286 --> 00:13:25,321 Goodbye. 161 00:13:25,356 --> 00:13:26,391 Okay, bye. 162 00:13:33,536 --> 00:13:34,986 Sorry, excuse me. Uh, sorry. 163 00:13:36,298 --> 00:13:38,887 Um, do you-- Do you think maybe that you can not tell anyone 164 00:13:38,921 --> 00:13:41,130 what your mum said about what my mum said about, 165 00:13:41,165 --> 00:13:43,443 well, my penis? If that's okay. 166 00:13:44,064 --> 00:13:46,308 - Sure. - It was very r-ice to meet... 167 00:13:46,895 --> 00:13:48,206 Sorry, really nice to meet you. 168 00:13:48,241 --> 00:13:50,036 Not rice. Um. 169 00:13:50,519 --> 00:13:52,279 - Um... - Yeah, uh-huh. 170 00:13:52,314 --> 00:13:53,625 Sorry if I made it awkward before. 171 00:13:53,660 --> 00:13:55,179 No, it's all good. 172 00:13:55,213 --> 00:13:57,250 I'm sorry for asking about your weird dick. 173 00:13:57,284 --> 00:13:59,597 It's not weird. It's some kind of special. 174 00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:03,256 - Here we go. - No, no, really. Um... 175 00:14:04,429 --> 00:14:05,499 It has, like, tentacles. 176 00:14:06,121 --> 00:14:09,158 - Fuck off. - Like, uh, little ones. 177 00:14:10,470 --> 00:14:11,402 How little? 178 00:14:11,436 --> 00:14:12,506 Like, I... I can 179 00:14:13,128 --> 00:14:14,612 show you if you want. 180 00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:15,647 I don't know. 181 00:14:16,303 --> 00:14:17,442 You're the one with the boundaries. 182 00:14:17,477 --> 00:14:19,272 Oh, I... Pfft. 183 00:14:19,617 --> 00:14:21,446 I mean, I don't get the... I don't mind. 184 00:14:21,481 --> 00:14:23,207 I fucking knew it. 185 00:14:24,380 --> 00:14:25,416 Well, come on, then. 186 00:14:28,005 --> 00:14:29,661 Let me see it. 187 00:14:29,696 --> 00:14:32,423 Okay, but, like, you can't tell my mum or your mum because, 188 00:14:32,457 --> 00:14:34,459 um, we'll have to move again. 189 00:14:34,494 --> 00:14:37,083 Okay. Okay, thank you for telling me that. 190 00:14:37,117 --> 00:14:39,050 - Can you shut the door? - Yeah, yeah. Yes. 191 00:14:42,467 --> 00:14:44,055 Hey, and maybe you already know this but... 192 00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:46,437 just because I'm, like, agreeing to look at your... 193 00:14:47,334 --> 00:14:49,612 whatever, I don't want to be your girlfriend, okay? 194 00:14:49,647 --> 00:14:52,926 - No, I... I know, I know. - And I'm not going to touch it. 195 00:14:54,445 --> 00:14:55,377 Okay. 196 00:14:55,998 --> 00:14:56,930 Cool. 197 00:15:15,984 --> 00:15:16,916 Whoa! 198 00:15:19,677 --> 00:15:21,299 Why does it look like that? 199 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:23,715 I, I guess, um... 200 00:15:24,820 --> 00:15:27,098 my mum actually got abducted by aliens 201 00:15:27,133 --> 00:15:29,307 and that's how she got pregnant with me or whatever. 202 00:15:29,342 --> 00:15:30,515 I... I don't know. 203 00:15:32,276 --> 00:15:34,450 - You don't know? - Um... 204 00:15:34,485 --> 00:15:35,727 No, she doesn't really... 205 00:15:35,762 --> 00:15:37,246 like, talk about it. 206 00:15:37,281 --> 00:15:38,558 - Yeah? - I think 207 00:15:38,592 --> 00:15:40,180 she's, like, pretty embarrassed 208 00:15:40,215 --> 00:15:42,976 because, like, I'm a child of sin or whatever. 209 00:15:43,011 --> 00:15:45,220 Um, but, actually, one time when I was really sad, 210 00:15:45,254 --> 00:15:46,773 she said that maybe I'm, like, the next step 211 00:15:46,807 --> 00:15:48,430 of human evolution or something. 212 00:15:48,464 --> 00:15:51,088 Um, you know, which, uh, is kind of dumb. 213 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:53,745 Kind of looks like a pussy. 214 00:15:53,780 --> 00:15:56,438 No, it's just cold in here. 215 00:15:56,472 --> 00:15:57,508 So do you... 216 00:15:58,543 --> 00:15:59,579 you know. 217 00:16:01,408 --> 00:16:04,308 I, I, I kind of like, do like a... 218 00:16:07,690 --> 00:16:08,657 And the tentacles? 219 00:16:10,279 --> 00:16:12,005 They sort of do whatever, they're... 220 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:14,249 they're kind of involuntary. 221 00:16:15,181 --> 00:16:16,354 Are they slimy? 222 00:16:16,389 --> 00:16:18,563 Only if I get too sweaty. 223 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:21,635 Right. 224 00:16:23,568 --> 00:16:24,500 Hey, do you mind if I... 225 00:16:25,294 --> 00:16:26,606 like, jill off a little bit? 226 00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:28,090 Please, go hard. 227 00:16:28,125 --> 00:16:29,436 - Okay. - Um... 228 00:16:30,092 --> 00:16:31,162 Yeah. 229 00:16:32,060 --> 00:16:33,647 Can you, like, shut your eyes, please? 230 00:16:33,682 --> 00:16:37,410 Yeah. Sorry. Um, uh, wait. You mean like this? 231 00:16:41,172 --> 00:16:42,415 Can you please move it around a little bit? 232 00:16:42,449 --> 00:16:44,037 Wait, so have you started? 233 00:16:44,072 --> 00:16:45,418 Shut your eyes. 234 00:16:46,074 --> 00:16:47,247 Sorry, okay. Sorry. 235 00:16:49,974 --> 00:16:53,288 Um, sorry, actually, do you mind if I jill off as well, please? 236 00:16:53,322 --> 00:16:54,496 Yes. 237 00:16:54,530 --> 00:16:56,601 Can you just please stop talking? 238 00:16:56,636 --> 00:16:58,224 - Okay. - Okay. Thank you, sorry. 239 00:17:27,184 --> 00:17:29,876 Oh, you like that baby girl? 240 00:17:29,910 --> 00:17:32,465 - Oh, shut the fuck up! - Sorry, sorry. 241 00:17:33,362 --> 00:17:34,639 Fuck your shutting eyes! 242 00:17:34,674 --> 00:17:37,194 Sorry. Yes. Sorry. 243 00:18:02,529 --> 00:18:03,910 What the fuck was that? 244 00:18:06,395 --> 00:18:08,570 - Uh, what? - You splooged on me. 245 00:18:12,470 --> 00:18:13,851 No, I... no, I didn't. 246 00:18:13,885 --> 00:18:15,266 Yes, you did. 247 00:18:15,301 --> 00:18:17,303 Right on my-- Oh my God. 248 00:18:19,408 --> 00:18:21,583 Shit, what you? You... you weren't wearing undies? 249 00:18:21,617 --> 00:18:23,654 Yeah well, you didn't say, It shoots acid. 250 00:18:23,688 --> 00:18:25,207 You could have pointed it at the fucking wall. 251 00:18:25,242 --> 00:18:27,382 Please, please, please do not tell my mum. 252 00:18:27,416 --> 00:18:28,693 I'm gonna tell whoever I want. 253 00:18:28,728 --> 00:18:30,143 You can't just go around jizzing on people. 254 00:18:30,178 --> 00:18:31,455 That shit makes babies. 255 00:18:31,489 --> 00:18:33,353 But you, you told me to touch it. 256 00:18:33,388 --> 00:18:35,666 Well, you could've pointed it at your fucking face next time. 257 00:18:36,632 --> 00:18:37,599 Uh, next time? 258 00:18:38,945 --> 00:18:40,602 Stop looking at my vagina. 259 00:18:40,636 --> 00:18:42,466 - Yeah, sorry. - Shit. 260 00:19:15,809 --> 00:19:17,225 Mary? 261 00:19:20,331 --> 00:19:22,506 Why have you got no pants on? 262 00:19:23,265 --> 00:19:24,818 They got jizz on them. 263 00:19:24,853 --> 00:19:25,819 Girl jizz? 264 00:19:25,854 --> 00:19:27,545 No, Mum, alien jizz. 265 00:19:27,994 --> 00:19:30,445 Why do you have to be so sarcastic with me? 266 00:19:30,479 --> 00:19:32,757 I'm not being sarcastic. It burned a hole in my pants. 267 00:19:34,311 --> 00:19:35,691 Now you're looking for some of my pants. 268 00:19:35,726 --> 00:19:37,762 No, Mum, I need to borrow your car, please. 269 00:19:37,797 --> 00:19:39,212 What? 270 00:19:39,799 --> 00:19:40,972 No. 271 00:19:43,665 --> 00:19:45,736 - When? - Now. 272 00:19:45,770 --> 00:19:47,324 What time is it? 273 00:19:47,358 --> 00:19:48,773 It doesn't matter, but it has to be now. 274 00:19:48,808 --> 00:19:50,603 - Oh. - Where are your keys? 275 00:19:50,637 --> 00:19:52,846 It matters to me? Because it's my car. 276 00:19:55,780 --> 00:19:58,335 Come and get into bed with Mum and tell me what's up. 277 00:19:58,369 --> 00:20:00,302 Oh! No, Mum. 278 00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:06,722 ♪ My eyes are too small And my mouth's too big ♪ 279 00:20:06,757 --> 00:20:09,311 ♪ And my ears Are a different size ♪ 280 00:20:11,451 --> 00:20:12,797 You know, just so you know... 281 00:20:13,591 --> 00:20:15,593 it's pretty much impossible to get pregnant 282 00:20:15,628 --> 00:20:17,699 without having proper P and V sex. 283 00:20:17,733 --> 00:20:19,632 Okay, cool. Let's just still take 284 00:20:19,666 --> 00:20:21,289 some precautions, all right? 285 00:20:21,323 --> 00:20:22,911 'Cause of course you could be ovulating, 286 00:20:22,945 --> 00:20:24,947 which would increase your chances eh? 287 00:20:25,776 --> 00:20:28,365 You know, for some people... 288 00:20:28,399 --> 00:20:31,782 myself included, having a baby is a real wake-up call. 289 00:20:32,507 --> 00:20:34,509 Well, it gives you purpose, 290 00:20:34,543 --> 00:20:36,683 a chance to get your life together. 291 00:20:37,305 --> 00:20:38,271 Mum... 292 00:20:38,823 --> 00:20:41,447 it wasn't a normal human penis. 293 00:20:41,481 --> 00:20:43,518 Oh, the penis has got nothing to do with it. 294 00:20:44,450 --> 00:20:45,692 It's all about you. 295 00:20:45,727 --> 00:20:47,453 And your own journey as a woman. 296 00:20:47,487 --> 00:20:48,730 Well, it had tentacles. 297 00:20:49,972 --> 00:20:51,698 - What? - Yeah. 298 00:20:51,733 --> 00:20:53,562 It was that boy. You met his mum. 299 00:20:53,597 --> 00:20:54,736 The deformed one? 300 00:20:55,495 --> 00:20:56,841 Can you not say that? 301 00:20:56,876 --> 00:20:59,327 Differently-formed. It's more appropriate. 302 00:20:59,741 --> 00:21:03,745 I can see why you want to take precautions, but... 303 00:21:03,779 --> 00:21:05,643 look, if not now when? 304 00:21:06,403 --> 00:21:08,267 You won't be young forever, you know. 305 00:21:08,888 --> 00:21:12,857 And having a baby is so much easier when you're younger. 306 00:21:14,928 --> 00:21:17,345 But maybe you're a natural. 307 00:21:17,379 --> 00:21:19,312 Yeah, maybe I don't need to become a mother 308 00:21:19,347 --> 00:21:20,727 to give my life meaning. 309 00:21:25,387 --> 00:21:27,493 ♪ I love my feet ♪ 310 00:21:31,428 --> 00:21:32,843 I'll sit here, shall I? 311 00:21:36,122 --> 00:21:37,503 Oh, shit. 312 00:21:37,537 --> 00:21:38,538 What? 313 00:21:40,575 --> 00:21:42,508 - You don't have any money. - No, do you? 314 00:21:43,647 --> 00:21:45,131 I'm not going in there in my pyjamas. 315 00:21:45,165 --> 00:21:46,443 That's totally fine, you don't have to come in. 316 00:21:46,477 --> 00:21:47,582 Can I just borrow your card please? 317 00:21:49,515 --> 00:21:50,930 Uh, so, um... 318 00:21:51,655 --> 00:21:56,349 you've been engaging in, uh, unprotected intercourse? 319 00:21:58,420 --> 00:21:59,870 - Yeah. - Hmm. 320 00:21:59,904 --> 00:22:02,976 Uh, how... how... how many hours since the... 321 00:22:03,770 --> 00:22:05,807 unprotected intercourse? 322 00:22:06,428 --> 00:22:09,017 - One. - And in the last two weeks... 323 00:22:09,051 --> 00:22:12,365 have you engaged in any other unprotected intercourse? 324 00:22:13,021 --> 00:22:14,471 No. 325 00:22:14,505 --> 00:22:17,508 Right. Well, uh, when was your last period? 326 00:22:18,682 --> 00:22:19,890 Fuck, I don't know, I don't know. 327 00:22:19,924 --> 00:22:22,375 But I, I just want to be on the safe side. 328 00:22:22,755 --> 00:22:25,482 - He had a deformed penis, so... - Can you stop? 329 00:22:25,516 --> 00:22:27,380 I'm just saying. 330 00:22:27,415 --> 00:22:28,761 - It's why she's being like this. - Shut up. 331 00:22:28,795 --> 00:22:30,176 It's not that she doesn't want kids. 332 00:22:30,210 --> 00:22:31,936 Well, you'll be pleased to know 333 00:22:31,971 --> 00:22:35,733 that the Postinor does not damage the, uh, unborn baby. 334 00:22:35,768 --> 00:22:38,426 If you still do become pregnant. 335 00:22:38,460 --> 00:22:40,531 - Oh, that's good, isn't it? - That's all right. 336 00:22:41,981 --> 00:22:42,878 Right. 337 00:22:43,638 --> 00:22:45,916 Now then, uh, if you, uh, 338 00:22:46,572 --> 00:22:48,470 vomit in the next three hours... 339 00:22:48,850 --> 00:22:50,610 you should come back and get another one. 340 00:22:50,645 --> 00:22:52,647 - That'll be $40, thank you. - Okay. Thank you. 341 00:22:54,234 --> 00:22:56,996 Oh, by... by the way, how much do you weigh? 342 00:22:57,030 --> 00:22:58,515 Huh? 343 00:22:58,549 --> 00:23:00,206 - A lot. - Why do you-- Shut up. 344 00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:04,624 The pill only works up to a certain body weight, 345 00:23:04,659 --> 00:23:08,145 which I believe is, uh, 70 kgs. 346 00:23:11,459 --> 00:23:13,495 - Are you fucking serious? - Mary. 347 00:23:16,912 --> 00:23:19,743 - Give me another one. - Please. Please. 348 00:23:21,192 --> 00:23:23,816 That'll be $80, thank you very much. 349 00:23:25,058 --> 00:23:26,439 Thank you. 350 00:23:36,207 --> 00:23:37,692 Ah! 351 00:23:38,693 --> 00:23:39,763 I'm so glad we did that. 352 00:23:40,211 --> 00:23:41,143 Yeah? 353 00:23:42,041 --> 00:23:44,768 - Thanks, Mum. - You're welcome, baby. 354 00:23:45,941 --> 00:23:48,634 You can still pay me back, though. It wasn't cheap. 355 00:24:18,905 --> 00:24:21,114 No! 356 00:24:22,737 --> 00:24:27,189 Mary! Mary! Wake up! Wake up! Mary! Wake up! 357 00:24:27,224 --> 00:24:29,709 Oh. Oh. 358 00:24:31,159 --> 00:24:32,125 I'm fine. 359 00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:33,851 Oh, you didn't look fine. 360 00:24:34,334 --> 00:24:36,613 You looked like you were having a full-on nervous 361 00:24:36,647 --> 00:24:38,028 - breakdown. - I'm fine. 362 00:24:44,172 --> 00:24:48,038 I just want you to be non-aggressive. All right 363 00:24:50,834 --> 00:24:52,629 Don't be so aggressive, 364 00:24:52,663 --> 00:24:54,527 - with that attitude. - Why are you saying that? 365 00:24:54,562 --> 00:24:56,115 I've never been aggressive? 366 00:24:56,149 --> 00:24:57,806 - Already made friends? - We're not friends, 367 00:24:57,841 --> 00:24:59,325 we don't need to go in we can just be at the door. 368 00:24:59,359 --> 00:25:00,602 I've already made friends with the woman. 369 00:25:00,637 --> 00:25:01,810 She's not you're friend. 370 00:25:01,845 --> 00:25:03,329 Play nice, for God's sakes. 371 00:25:05,987 --> 00:25:07,678 Think you can do this? 372 00:25:07,713 --> 00:25:09,162 Yes, of course, I can do it. 373 00:25:12,165 --> 00:25:13,512 It's not my fault. 374 00:25:15,134 --> 00:25:16,756 All right, stabilise your mood. 375 00:25:16,791 --> 00:25:18,620 Oh. Okay. 376 00:25:20,588 --> 00:25:21,968 Don't have a cup of tea, okay? 377 00:25:22,624 --> 00:25:23,867 I will if I want to. 378 00:25:27,215 --> 00:25:29,010 Because you're really aggressive, 379 00:25:29,044 --> 00:25:30,977 - I can see in your eyes. - That's so rude. 380 00:25:33,842 --> 00:25:37,087 Oh, hey Ann. Is this a good time for a little convo? 381 00:25:37,743 --> 00:25:39,330 Not really, no. 382 00:25:39,365 --> 00:25:43,231 Oh, look, it's a bit sensitive. Can... can we sit down? 383 00:25:43,714 --> 00:25:44,991 Is there a problem? 384 00:25:45,026 --> 00:25:46,821 Oh, I think you need to hear this. 385 00:25:56,382 --> 00:25:58,591 Can I offer you a hot drink? Tea or a coffee? 386 00:25:58,626 --> 00:25:59,903 - No. - Oh, I'd actually 387 00:25:59,937 --> 00:26:01,145 love a coffee, thanks. 388 00:26:02,284 --> 00:26:04,563 - Oh, instant, okay? - Oh, yes, that's fine. 389 00:26:04,977 --> 00:26:06,944 - Milk and sugar? - Just milk, thanks. 390 00:26:07,980 --> 00:26:10,845 And you don't want a hot drink? A hot chocolate? 391 00:26:10,879 --> 00:26:11,811 No. 392 00:26:12,294 --> 00:26:13,364 - A Milo? - Mm-hmm. 393 00:26:15,056 --> 00:26:15,988 Wow. 394 00:26:16,713 --> 00:26:19,957 Oh, this place is really clean. 395 00:26:21,787 --> 00:26:22,960 We've got company. 396 00:26:27,033 --> 00:26:28,966 If you've come to see my son, I should let you know 397 00:26:29,001 --> 00:26:31,106 that he doesn't come out of his room much, so... 398 00:26:33,868 --> 00:26:35,041 Just get the hot drinks. 399 00:26:37,768 --> 00:26:38,873 I've actually already met him. 400 00:26:39,770 --> 00:26:40,944 - What? - Mm-hmm. 401 00:26:40,978 --> 00:26:42,048 When? 402 00:26:42,083 --> 00:26:43,291 I met him last night. 403 00:26:43,325 --> 00:26:45,327 Well, that's why we're here, actually. 404 00:26:45,362 --> 00:26:47,744 I wanted you to know that they've had relations. 405 00:26:47,778 --> 00:26:48,986 No, don't say it like that. 406 00:26:49,849 --> 00:26:51,402 Well, they fluid Bonded. 407 00:26:51,437 --> 00:26:53,612 - What? - He jizzed on my pants. 408 00:26:54,129 --> 00:26:55,165 Hmm. 409 00:26:58,064 --> 00:26:58,996 Right. 410 00:27:01,171 --> 00:27:03,449 He's probably just still asleep. I'll just, um... 411 00:27:06,694 --> 00:27:08,696 I reckon you should let me handle the talking. 412 00:27:08,730 --> 00:27:11,837 - Maybe we should just go, Mum. - Well, I'm okay. 413 00:27:11,871 --> 00:27:14,287 But you can leave at any time, baby girl. 414 00:27:14,805 --> 00:27:18,084 Go and have an Epsom salts bath and some raspberry leaf tea. 415 00:27:18,947 --> 00:27:21,674 And stop scratching. You look like a druggo. 416 00:27:23,055 --> 00:27:27,197 There he is. 417 00:27:34,100 --> 00:27:35,032 Um... 418 00:27:36,137 --> 00:27:38,967 Hello Mary. Um, it's good to, um, see you again. 419 00:27:40,417 --> 00:27:41,452 Hey. 420 00:27:42,315 --> 00:27:43,938 Uh, is this your mum? 421 00:27:43,972 --> 00:27:45,802 Oh, yeah. Cynthia, hi. 422 00:27:46,803 --> 00:27:48,114 It's good to meet you. 423 00:27:52,325 --> 00:27:55,294 Um, uh, can I interest anyone, um... 424 00:27:55,328 --> 00:27:57,123 in, in a hot drink or 425 00:27:59,091 --> 00:28:00,782 Oh Jesus, Mary! 426 00:28:00,817 --> 00:28:01,783 - Mum! - Oh, yeah, 427 00:28:01,818 --> 00:28:03,405 I'm getting something. 428 00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:05,684 - Why does it look like that? - It looks, uh, normal. 429 00:28:06,995 --> 00:28:08,238 Do you... 430 00:28:08,272 --> 00:28:09,446 Do you think it was the pills? 431 00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:10,965 No. 432 00:28:10,999 --> 00:28:12,380 She had to have two morning-after pills 433 00:28:12,414 --> 00:28:14,416 - because of her weight. - It's not the pills. 434 00:28:14,451 --> 00:28:16,971 It's his fucking alien penis juice. 435 00:28:17,005 --> 00:28:18,455 - Oh my God. - No, no, no. 436 00:28:18,489 --> 00:28:20,112 No. It was... it was an accident. - What? 437 00:28:20,146 --> 00:28:21,734 You tripped over and it fell out of your pants. 438 00:28:21,769 --> 00:28:24,806 No, but she... she told me to take it out. 439 00:28:24,841 --> 00:28:27,257 - Oh, did she? - Oh, so fucking what? 440 00:28:27,291 --> 00:28:29,017 Well, it means 441 00:28:29,052 --> 00:28:30,950 - you kind of asked for it. - No, I was asking to see it, 442 00:28:30,985 --> 00:28:32,745 not be impregnated by it. 443 00:28:32,780 --> 00:28:34,471 - One thing leads to another - One thing does lead to another. 444 00:28:34,505 --> 00:28:37,232 - Why do you keep scratching? - Because I feel like it! 445 00:28:39,269 --> 00:28:40,373 - What's that on your neck? - Stop. 446 00:28:40,408 --> 00:28:41,858 - Do you have a rash? - No. 447 00:28:44,343 --> 00:28:45,965 - You do? Look. - Where? 448 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,173 Where? 449 00:28:47,208 --> 00:28:48,347 - Oh. - What? 450 00:28:50,349 --> 00:28:51,488 - Oh. - Oh. 451 00:28:51,522 --> 00:28:53,076 Boo. 452 00:28:53,559 --> 00:28:55,009 Fuck! 453 00:29:00,911 --> 00:29:01,981 - Hello. - Hi. 454 00:29:02,016 --> 00:29:03,949 Uh, my daughter has a rash. 455 00:29:03,983 --> 00:29:07,435 Um, no, I think I might be alien-pregnant. 456 00:29:08,608 --> 00:29:10,196 Oh, what kind of rash? 457 00:29:10,231 --> 00:29:12,785 Oh, nasty, itchy, scabby one. 458 00:29:12,820 --> 00:29:15,305 - Can you... - And then she vomited one time. 459 00:29:15,339 --> 00:29:16,962 Have you done a pregnancy test? 460 00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:21,345 No, but she did take two morning-after pills. 461 00:29:21,380 --> 00:29:23,037 When was your last menorrhoea? 462 00:29:23,900 --> 00:29:25,142 I don't know. 463 00:29:25,177 --> 00:29:26,419 - Your period? - Your period? 464 00:29:26,454 --> 00:29:28,801 Yes. I know what it is. 465 00:29:29,181 --> 00:29:31,217 - I don't know. - A long time? 466 00:29:32,391 --> 00:29:33,461 A couple of weeks. 467 00:29:33,495 --> 00:29:35,221 And the sex was just last night. 468 00:29:35,256 --> 00:29:36,775 We didn't have sex. 469 00:29:37,223 --> 00:29:39,225 Well, he... he had a differently-formed phallus. 470 00:29:39,260 --> 00:29:41,020 Excuse me, can you please shut the-- 471 00:29:48,303 --> 00:29:49,235 Oh. 472 00:29:50,858 --> 00:29:52,307 Uh, yep. 473 00:29:55,310 --> 00:29:56,484 Yeah, it looks like semen. 474 00:29:56,518 --> 00:29:57,865 - Hmm. - What? 475 00:29:57,899 --> 00:29:59,245 Uh, fill out this. 476 00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:00,488 And, um... 477 00:30:01,489 --> 00:30:03,111 doctor will come and get you, all right? 478 00:30:03,146 --> 00:30:04,181 Thanks. 479 00:30:06,183 --> 00:30:07,357 Come on. 480 00:30:09,359 --> 00:30:10,878 Thanks, Mum. 481 00:30:11,602 --> 00:30:13,604 You know, I actually had a really shit time 482 00:30:13,639 --> 00:30:15,399 being pregnant with you so, 483 00:30:16,090 --> 00:30:17,574 I don't blame you if it isn't something 484 00:30:17,608 --> 00:30:18,609 you want for yourself. 485 00:30:19,541 --> 00:30:20,819 Uh, that's great. 486 00:30:22,096 --> 00:30:25,340 Yeah, then again might have a really positive experience. 487 00:30:25,375 --> 00:30:27,273 You might find some joy in it, eh? 488 00:30:27,308 --> 00:30:28,447 Some bliss. 489 00:30:29,897 --> 00:30:31,346 I found mine, eventually. 490 00:30:33,245 --> 00:30:36,489 And maybe a baby isn't what you wanted at first, but... 491 00:30:37,594 --> 00:30:39,182 maybe one day... 492 00:30:39,216 --> 00:30:40,873 you'll look back at this time... 493 00:30:41,909 --> 00:30:44,981 as the time you almost made the biggest mistake of your life. 494 00:30:46,016 --> 00:30:47,259 But if you are pregnant... 495 00:30:48,639 --> 00:30:50,538 maybe it's a sign from the universe. 496 00:30:52,264 --> 00:30:53,955 - Hmm. - Hmm. 497 00:30:56,337 --> 00:30:57,269 Yeah. 498 00:30:57,648 --> 00:30:59,892 - Hmm. - Oh, look. 499 00:30:59,927 --> 00:31:01,514 That's nothing to worry about. 500 00:31:01,549 --> 00:31:03,137 Yeah. It's fine. 501 00:31:03,171 --> 00:31:04,517 Totally fine. 502 00:31:04,552 --> 00:31:07,141 - Well, what is it? - Oh, it's a PUPPP rash. 503 00:31:07,555 --> 00:31:09,902 Yeah. I wouldn't worry too much. 504 00:31:10,420 --> 00:31:12,456 I could probably suggest a cream if it's itchy. 505 00:31:13,147 --> 00:31:14,424 Is it a bit itchy? 506 00:31:14,458 --> 00:31:16,322 Okay, but what causes it? 507 00:31:16,357 --> 00:31:17,530 Hormones. 508 00:31:18,497 --> 00:31:20,016 But like I said, it's totally normal. 509 00:31:20,050 --> 00:31:21,431 Oh, that's good. 510 00:31:21,465 --> 00:31:24,192 No, no, no. It's actually not normal for me, so... 511 00:31:24,227 --> 00:31:25,711 Is this your first pregnancy? 512 00:31:28,300 --> 00:31:29,473 Am I pregnant? 513 00:31:31,027 --> 00:31:32,545 - Aren't you? - No, I'm not. 514 00:31:32,580 --> 00:31:34,099 I, I don't want to be. 515 00:31:34,133 --> 00:31:35,928 Whoops. Sorry, my mistake. 516 00:31:35,963 --> 00:31:39,035 What I meant to say was the PUPPP rash and the vomiting, 517 00:31:39,069 --> 00:31:41,278 would indicate that you might actually be pregnant. 518 00:31:41,313 --> 00:31:42,935 - So, congrats. - Oh! 519 00:31:43,418 --> 00:31:44,972 Uh, alien pregnant? 520 00:31:45,627 --> 00:31:47,043 No. 521 00:31:47,077 --> 00:31:48,630 Well, we might book in for a scan 522 00:31:48,665 --> 00:31:51,323 at 21 weeks with Judy. Uh, but until then, I'd just suggest 523 00:31:51,357 --> 00:31:53,497 this as a normal human pregnancy. 524 00:31:53,532 --> 00:31:55,741 - Oh, that'd be great. - No, because it wasn't 525 00:31:55,775 --> 00:31:56,742 a normal human penis. 526 00:31:56,776 --> 00:31:58,537 Lucky for some. 527 00:31:58,571 --> 00:32:03,300 No, it had tentacles, okay? And vag-seeking acid spunk. 528 00:32:05,785 --> 00:32:07,684 Yeah, normally I'd need a sample of that. 529 00:32:07,718 --> 00:32:10,066 Okay. Probably some on these. 530 00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:14,346 Yeah, I think they might be contaminated. 531 00:32:14,380 --> 00:32:15,416 - Hmm. - Hmm. 532 00:32:15,450 --> 00:32:16,762 Pop that in the bin. 533 00:32:16,796 --> 00:32:19,040 No, no, no. You... you could do a test. 534 00:32:19,075 --> 00:32:21,077 I'll pop it in the bin and we'll test it later. 535 00:32:21,111 --> 00:32:22,112 Oh. 536 00:32:22,561 --> 00:32:24,252 Fuckin' hell. 537 00:32:28,049 --> 00:32:29,085 Oh. 538 00:32:30,051 --> 00:32:31,052 - Whoa. - Oh. 539 00:32:31,777 --> 00:32:33,192 - Oh. - Your... your breasts 540 00:32:33,227 --> 00:32:34,780 are swelling, baby girl. 541 00:32:34,814 --> 00:32:36,161 Oh, that's interesting. 542 00:32:36,195 --> 00:32:37,576 - Oh. - Is it? 543 00:32:38,439 --> 00:32:40,234 - Has that happened before? - What? 544 00:32:40,268 --> 00:32:42,167 - No! Fuck! - Mary. 545 00:32:42,201 --> 00:32:43,513 You'd probably be more comfortable 546 00:32:43,547 --> 00:32:44,686 with a female doctor, 547 00:32:44,721 --> 00:32:45,653 - wouldn't you? - Yes, probably. 548 00:32:45,687 --> 00:32:47,034 Yeah. Okay. 549 00:32:47,068 --> 00:32:48,138 I wonder who's on call. 550 00:32:49,070 --> 00:32:52,280 Wait! No, no, wait. Please. 551 00:32:52,315 --> 00:32:53,350 - Mary-- - Please make it stop. 552 00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:58,528 Jesus Christ. 553 00:33:02,083 --> 00:33:03,602 Do I have consent to touch your breasts? 554 00:33:03,636 --> 00:33:05,086 - Yes. - Yes! 555 00:33:07,261 --> 00:33:09,711 - Ow. - Mastitis. 556 00:33:09,746 --> 00:33:11,196 Oh. 557 00:33:11,230 --> 00:33:13,612 Sudden, onset mastitis. 558 00:33:13,646 --> 00:33:16,097 Okay, it feels like shit. Please make a stop. 559 00:33:16,615 --> 00:33:18,410 Is that nipple following me? 560 00:33:18,444 --> 00:33:19,721 - What? - What? 561 00:33:33,873 --> 00:33:36,807 Oh, Mary! 562 00:33:38,740 --> 00:33:40,259 Um. 563 00:33:40,846 --> 00:33:43,262 Wow. Okay. I'll just-- 564 00:33:44,815 --> 00:33:46,541 Ow! Back in a tick. 565 00:33:48,750 --> 00:33:51,374 - What did you do? - Oh my God. What? 566 00:33:51,408 --> 00:33:52,513 You shot him in the eye with your tits. 567 00:33:52,547 --> 00:33:54,377 Oh, Mum. 568 00:33:54,411 --> 00:33:58,208 He might not be able to see now. He's a doctor. He heals people. 569 00:33:58,243 --> 00:33:59,485 Oh! 570 00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:01,246 - Mum? - What? 571 00:34:02,730 --> 00:34:04,214 I think I felt something move. 572 00:34:09,806 --> 00:34:10,772 Hmm. 573 00:34:11,773 --> 00:34:12,843 Okay. 574 00:34:14,259 --> 00:34:15,432 Is everything okay? 575 00:34:16,468 --> 00:34:18,125 Yeah, it might just be a bad angle. 576 00:34:18,159 --> 00:34:19,471 We'll keep an eye on that anyway. 577 00:34:21,749 --> 00:34:23,199 Excuse me. Can I help you? 578 00:34:23,233 --> 00:34:25,270 Yes, can you do my daughter next, please? 579 00:34:25,304 --> 00:34:27,444 - She might be alien pregnant. - No, I'm sorry. No, no. 580 00:34:27,479 --> 00:34:29,688 - You can't be in here. - Mum, we shouldn't honestly. 581 00:34:29,722 --> 00:34:30,827 - It's fine. - No, it's not. You stay. 582 00:34:30,861 --> 00:34:32,104 No, you stay there. 583 00:34:32,139 --> 00:34:33,209 Mum, we should go. Come on. 584 00:34:33,243 --> 00:34:34,727 Mum, can-- Mum! 585 00:34:34,762 --> 00:34:36,177 - Let's go. I'm sorry. - Don't worry about it. 586 00:34:36,212 --> 00:34:37,661 - Don't worry about it. - Is she okay? 587 00:34:38,524 --> 00:34:40,630 Yeah. We get a lot of big feelings in here, 588 00:34:40,664 --> 00:34:41,872 a lot of heightened emotions. 589 00:34:41,907 --> 00:34:43,805 I'm sorry we barged in like this. 590 00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:45,531 There's nobody at reception. 591 00:34:45,566 --> 00:34:47,671 It's okay. All right. Well, we can just see you now. 592 00:34:48,741 --> 00:34:49,673 Come on. 593 00:34:55,817 --> 00:34:57,681 Sorry. It's just a PUPPP rash. 594 00:34:58,855 --> 00:35:01,168 - How many weeks are you? - I don't know. 595 00:35:01,202 --> 00:35:02,445 Um... 596 00:35:02,479 --> 00:35:04,412 His, his penis was like alien, 597 00:35:04,447 --> 00:35:07,519 so I think maybe it's happening quite a bit faster. 598 00:35:07,553 --> 00:35:09,279 Okay. Well, I don't know about that sort of thing. 599 00:35:09,762 --> 00:35:11,247 This is an internal wand. 600 00:35:11,281 --> 00:35:12,627 We're going to get a much clearer picture 601 00:35:12,662 --> 00:35:14,353 at this early stage. Up to you, though. 602 00:35:14,388 --> 00:35:15,872 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay. 603 00:35:16,562 --> 00:35:19,462 Mum, Mum, please just turn around for this bit. 604 00:35:28,643 --> 00:35:29,920 Now, you're going to be much more comfortable 605 00:35:29,955 --> 00:35:31,405 on your side with your knees up. 606 00:35:32,509 --> 00:35:33,683 Put your knees right up. 607 00:35:33,717 --> 00:35:35,340 Thank you. Thank you. 608 00:35:36,479 --> 00:35:38,377 There we go. Okay. 609 00:35:38,826 --> 00:35:40,103 Coldness coming in now. 610 00:35:43,969 --> 00:35:45,212 There you go. 611 00:35:50,769 --> 00:35:52,184 All right. 612 00:35:52,909 --> 00:35:54,428 Here's your uterus. 613 00:35:54,462 --> 00:35:55,843 - Oh. - So if you are pregnant, 614 00:35:55,877 --> 00:35:58,294 you should see a foetus right about... 615 00:36:00,330 --> 00:36:02,194 There. Ow! 616 00:36:02,712 --> 00:36:04,472 - Did you see that? - What? 617 00:36:04,507 --> 00:36:06,681 I fucking told you there was something inside of me. 618 00:36:06,716 --> 00:36:07,958 - Language! - I saw it. 619 00:36:09,477 --> 00:36:11,479 - How big was it? - Oh, about 12 weeks. 620 00:36:11,514 --> 00:36:13,481 - Oh. - Well, how big is that? 621 00:36:13,516 --> 00:36:15,483 - Kumquat-size. - How big is that? 622 00:36:16,346 --> 00:36:17,451 About that. 623 00:36:18,728 --> 00:36:21,386 Oh. Is it too soon to know if it's a boy or a girl? 624 00:36:21,420 --> 00:36:23,595 - Yeah, slightly too soon. - I want it out. 625 00:36:23,629 --> 00:36:25,562 I want it out of me. I want it out of me right fucking now. 626 00:36:25,597 --> 00:36:27,323 Hey. Well, it doesn't work like that. 627 00:36:27,357 --> 00:36:28,600 Okay, you can talk to your GP, 628 00:36:28,634 --> 00:36:30,740 but there's paperwork, tests, a meeting. 629 00:36:37,056 --> 00:36:38,886 - Oh no, you don't! - What are you doing?! 630 00:36:40,750 --> 00:36:44,374 No! 631 00:36:44,995 --> 00:36:46,376 Oh. 632 00:36:46,411 --> 00:36:47,550 Fuck off! 633 00:37:04,429 --> 00:37:06,707 - What on earth was that? - Baby girl. 634 00:37:07,673 --> 00:37:09,710 Oh, shit. 635 00:37:09,744 --> 00:37:10,918 That was not okay. 636 00:37:10,952 --> 00:37:12,575 Okay. Thank you. 637 00:37:12,609 --> 00:37:15,302 Um, can you tell me where the toilet is, please? 638 00:37:17,545 --> 00:37:18,546 Please. 639 00:37:29,108 --> 00:37:30,731 Is it a poo? 640 00:37:30,765 --> 00:37:33,320 Stop looking at me. I don't know what it is. 641 00:37:33,354 --> 00:37:35,908 - Well, where's it coming out of? - Turn around. 642 00:37:36,702 --> 00:37:38,773 It's not a poo. 643 00:37:40,637 --> 00:37:42,467 Well, isn't that what you wanted? 644 00:37:43,813 --> 00:37:44,952 Uh-huh. 645 00:37:46,505 --> 00:37:48,507 Congratulations, I guess. 646 00:37:48,542 --> 00:37:51,303 I don't think you went about it the right way, though. 647 00:37:51,338 --> 00:37:53,926 I'm not going to flush, okay? Maybe we can be sure. 648 00:38:02,141 --> 00:38:04,661 - I mean, that could be it. - How would we know? 649 00:38:05,352 --> 00:38:06,353 I don't know. 650 00:38:07,526 --> 00:38:08,769 The heavy bits might have gone down already, I guess. 651 00:38:09,390 --> 00:38:10,598 Don't you think we ought to have 652 00:38:10,633 --> 00:38:12,531 some kind of funeral or something? 653 00:38:13,118 --> 00:38:14,982 No. 654 00:38:23,059 --> 00:38:24,405 Are you hungry? 655 00:38:24,992 --> 00:38:25,924 Yeah. 656 00:38:26,787 --> 00:38:27,960 I think I might make us something. 657 00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:29,997 Yeah, okay. 658 00:38:30,031 --> 00:38:31,619 I haven't had anything to eat all day. 659 00:38:31,654 --> 00:38:32,758 Yeah, same. 660 00:38:35,451 --> 00:38:37,970 You know, when I was pregnant with you, I used to eat soap. 661 00:38:38,005 --> 00:38:40,145 - What? - Bars of soap. 662 00:38:40,179 --> 00:38:41,905 I had a craving for them. 663 00:38:41,940 --> 00:38:43,459 I used to nibble on them. 664 00:38:45,702 --> 00:38:47,083 Some of them tasted better than others. 665 00:38:47,117 --> 00:38:49,879 Oh, Mum, that's so feral. 666 00:38:49,913 --> 00:38:50,949 Hmm. 667 00:38:52,847 --> 00:38:54,642 Oh, baby. 668 00:38:55,471 --> 00:38:58,681 I'm sorry I made being a mum seem so awful. 669 00:38:58,715 --> 00:39:00,096 You don't want to try it. 670 00:39:00,130 --> 00:39:02,754 It's okay. I think you did me a favour. 671 00:39:06,136 --> 00:39:07,586 I'm born again. 672 00:39:11,521 --> 00:39:12,902 Hi, I'm Boo. 673 00:39:12,936 --> 00:39:14,869 Sorry, excuse me. Um, is Mary home? 674 00:39:14,904 --> 00:39:16,526 - Who is it? - Your baby daddy. 675 00:39:16,561 --> 00:39:18,494 Oh, for fuck's sake, Mum. 676 00:39:18,528 --> 00:39:20,150 Sorry, she's not feeling very well. 677 00:39:20,185 --> 00:39:21,876 Oh, it's... it's okay. I can come back another time. 678 00:39:21,911 --> 00:39:23,119 What does he want? 679 00:39:23,153 --> 00:39:24,638 Just to say that I'm... 680 00:39:24,672 --> 00:39:26,847 I'm very sorry about all of this. 681 00:39:26,881 --> 00:39:28,055 All what? 682 00:39:28,745 --> 00:39:29,746 Uh, just... 683 00:39:30,747 --> 00:39:32,439 well, just, like, the whole pregnancy thing. 684 00:39:32,473 --> 00:39:34,751 - Oh, it's not all your fault. - Mum... 685 00:39:35,442 --> 00:39:37,098 I'm sorry, can you give us some space? 686 00:39:37,133 --> 00:39:38,824 - Space? - Please. 687 00:39:38,859 --> 00:39:41,033 Never mind, I'm already giving you 100% of the space 688 00:39:41,068 --> 00:39:42,897 - you currently occupy. - Okay, sorry, 689 00:39:42,932 --> 00:39:44,589 I need a little bit more. 690 00:39:44,623 --> 00:39:46,142 - I can come back another time. - Like fuck you will. 691 00:39:46,176 --> 00:39:47,108 - Mum. - What? 692 00:39:47,937 --> 00:39:49,628 - You want me to leave? - Yes. 693 00:39:49,663 --> 00:39:50,698 I'm not saying that. 694 00:39:51,147 --> 00:39:52,873 Oh, look. 695 00:39:54,012 --> 00:39:56,946 You guys have got a lot to talk about, I get it. 696 00:39:57,809 --> 00:39:58,844 Talk it out. 697 00:40:00,018 --> 00:40:01,191 Talk is good. 698 00:40:07,128 --> 00:40:08,095 Are you going to come in? 699 00:40:08,129 --> 00:40:09,441 Uh, yes. 700 00:40:16,828 --> 00:40:19,037 Um, is your mum okay? 701 00:40:19,071 --> 00:40:21,660 Not really, no. We've both had a really hard day, actually. 702 00:40:22,109 --> 00:40:23,662 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 703 00:40:23,697 --> 00:40:25,423 - Shut the door. - Oh, sorry. 704 00:40:27,873 --> 00:40:29,599 Your mum made you come over and do this? 705 00:40:29,634 --> 00:40:30,566 What? 706 00:40:33,292 --> 00:40:34,224 Yes. 707 00:40:34,259 --> 00:40:35,156 Hmm. 708 00:40:36,330 --> 00:40:37,952 She think I'm going to go to the police or something? 709 00:40:38,884 --> 00:40:39,989 Yes. 710 00:40:41,784 --> 00:40:43,613 Well, I aborted your spawn. 711 00:40:43,648 --> 00:40:45,201 Oh, thank the fuck Christ. 712 00:40:45,235 --> 00:40:46,616 Well, thank me, bitch. 713 00:40:46,651 --> 00:40:48,238 I'm the one with the swollen vagina. 714 00:40:48,273 --> 00:40:51,241 Sorry, thank you. Thank you. Um, uh, 715 00:40:51,276 --> 00:40:53,485 - how... how are you feeling? - I feel shitty. 716 00:40:53,830 --> 00:40:55,487 Hungry. 717 00:40:55,522 --> 00:40:58,525 I could order you a pizza if you want. 718 00:40:58,939 --> 00:41:00,527 - Yeah, okay. - Yeah? 719 00:41:00,561 --> 00:41:01,769 Yeah. 720 00:41:01,804 --> 00:41:02,805 Can you actually go in the kitchen 721 00:41:02,839 --> 00:41:04,082 and see if there's ice cream? 722 00:41:04,116 --> 00:41:05,014 Hmm. Yeah. 723 00:41:05,601 --> 00:41:06,602 Okay, yeah. 724 00:41:18,337 --> 00:41:20,995 Hey, so your penis is kind of like 725 00:41:21,030 --> 00:41:23,515 proof of other intelligent life in the universe, right? 726 00:41:23,550 --> 00:41:25,690 Um, uh... 727 00:41:25,724 --> 00:41:26,967 yeah, I guess. 728 00:41:27,001 --> 00:41:28,209 Maybe you should tell someone about it. 729 00:41:29,625 --> 00:41:31,730 Hmm. Oh, I'd rather not. Thank you. 730 00:41:31,765 --> 00:41:33,663 You could make a whole bunch of money off that. 731 00:41:35,631 --> 00:41:36,770 Well, actually, I'm... 732 00:41:37,218 --> 00:41:39,842 uh, I'm kind of a content creator. 733 00:41:39,876 --> 00:41:41,119 - Hmm. - Yeah. 734 00:41:41,153 --> 00:41:44,225 I... I have like an OnlyFans, um, but... 735 00:41:44,260 --> 00:41:46,158 I don't really show my face. 736 00:41:46,193 --> 00:41:47,263 Okay. 737 00:41:48,609 --> 00:41:49,541 Huh. 738 00:41:49,955 --> 00:41:51,163 - Yeah. - Hmm. 739 00:41:51,888 --> 00:41:52,820 Random. 740 00:41:58,343 --> 00:42:00,069 - Do you want some or something? - No, no. 741 00:42:00,103 --> 00:42:01,760 I can... I can wait. Sorry. 742 00:42:03,831 --> 00:42:04,798 So, um, 743 00:42:04,832 --> 00:42:06,351 do you still want pizza? 744 00:42:06,385 --> 00:42:08,180 Oh no. 745 00:42:08,215 --> 00:42:10,113 - Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. - What, is it the ice cream? 746 00:42:10,148 --> 00:42:11,667 Whoa, no. 747 00:42:11,701 --> 00:42:14,152 Maybe you're like lactose intolerant or something? 748 00:42:19,364 --> 00:42:21,228 What should I do? What should I do? 749 00:42:21,262 --> 00:42:24,093 - Fuck! - What should I do? Fuck! 750 00:42:24,127 --> 00:42:26,544 Oh, fuck. Call an ambulance. 751 00:42:31,687 --> 00:42:35,000 Sorry, um, is there anything else I can do? 752 00:42:35,035 --> 00:42:36,692 What? 753 00:42:36,726 --> 00:42:39,073 I have a very big fear of doctors, and my mum said 754 00:42:39,108 --> 00:42:40,592 - that if they ever, like, saw... - This... 755 00:42:40,627 --> 00:42:41,938 - ...my penis. - ...isn't about you. 756 00:42:59,059 --> 00:43:01,164 Sorry, sorry. Um, I think 757 00:43:01,199 --> 00:43:03,132 maybe we should get our story straight. 758 00:43:03,166 --> 00:43:04,651 Excuse me? 759 00:43:04,685 --> 00:43:06,169 Just... just in case they ask to talk to you. 760 00:43:06,204 --> 00:43:07,861 No, no, no, I... I can do it. 761 00:43:07,895 --> 00:43:09,897 I can do it. 762 00:43:15,765 --> 00:43:18,009 Yes. May I have one ambulance, please? 763 00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:23,152 Yes my friend is, um, just vomiting a lot. 764 00:43:24,740 --> 00:43:27,259 Uh, yes, uh, unit B. 765 00:43:29,917 --> 00:43:32,920 Uh, is... is... is there blood in the vomit? 766 00:43:32,955 --> 00:43:34,784 No, but it's fucking blue. 767 00:43:34,819 --> 00:43:36,855 Okay, but it's very severe. 768 00:43:36,890 --> 00:43:38,132 Um... 769 00:43:38,167 --> 00:43:40,410 Um. Oh f-- 770 00:43:42,171 --> 00:43:43,828 What happened? 771 00:43:43,862 --> 00:43:46,969 - Uh, ambulance is on the way. - What did they say? 772 00:43:47,003 --> 00:43:48,971 Um, uh, nothing. 773 00:43:49,419 --> 00:43:51,076 Well, why the fuck did you hang up? 774 00:43:51,111 --> 00:43:54,010 Oh, oh, just, look, um... 775 00:43:54,045 --> 00:43:55,218 They asked for my name, and I don't want 776 00:43:55,253 --> 00:43:56,668 to get too involved, so... 777 00:43:56,703 --> 00:43:58,187 Oh, I'd say you're pretty fucking involved. 778 00:43:58,221 --> 00:44:00,120 Yeah, I know but, can you please not say that to them? 779 00:44:00,154 --> 00:44:01,328 What the fuck am I supposed to say? 780 00:44:01,362 --> 00:44:02,985 Some kind of immaculate shit? 781 00:44:03,019 --> 00:44:04,331 I... I don't know, just say it was the ice cream. 782 00:44:04,365 --> 00:44:05,781 It's not the ice cream! 783 00:44:05,815 --> 00:44:07,368 Okay, okay, yes. But when you get there, 784 00:44:07,403 --> 00:44:08,887 can you please not tell them 785 00:44:08,922 --> 00:44:10,302 - like, who I am? Who-- - When I get there? 786 00:44:10,337 --> 00:44:12,891 Oh, sorry. Okay, when the ambulance gets here... 787 00:44:12,926 --> 00:44:15,100 - Oh, where are you going to be? - What? Why? 788 00:44:15,135 --> 00:44:16,861 Because you're going to come with me. 789 00:44:16,895 --> 00:44:18,863 What, am I? No, no, no, what about... what about you? 790 00:44:18,897 --> 00:44:19,898 Yeah, they have to see your penis. 791 00:44:19,933 --> 00:44:21,797 No, no, no, my, my mum 792 00:44:21,831 --> 00:44:24,213 - would shit in her pants at me! - I'm going to shit in my pants 793 00:44:24,247 --> 00:44:25,455 at you right fucking now. 794 00:44:25,490 --> 00:44:27,734 Can you just, like, not manage it? 795 00:44:27,768 --> 00:44:29,252 I've been managing it, 796 00:44:29,287 --> 00:44:31,807 but I'm sick of being at the back of the fucking line, 797 00:44:31,841 --> 00:44:34,499 like a mental fucking crazy lady. It's embarrassing. 798 00:44:34,533 --> 00:44:36,087 I have to ask my mum. 799 00:44:37,813 --> 00:44:38,883 I'm sorry, what? 800 00:44:38,917 --> 00:44:42,127 - I have to ask my mum. - Oh! 801 00:44:42,162 --> 00:44:45,165 Did you ask your mum before you fucking came on me? 802 00:44:49,928 --> 00:44:51,378 Yeah, they came back for me a second time 803 00:44:51,412 --> 00:44:54,415 after my first trimester, and Boo a couple of times. 804 00:44:55,313 --> 00:44:58,178 Oh my God, I'm so sorry. 805 00:44:58,834 --> 00:45:00,767 Look, honestly, it's fine, Cynthia. 806 00:45:01,319 --> 00:45:02,838 Oh, I know, I just mean 807 00:45:02,872 --> 00:45:05,012 'cause you never asked for any of this, eh? 808 00:45:05,047 --> 00:45:07,497 Oh, well, that's not entirely true. I just, um... 809 00:45:08,844 --> 00:45:11,191 didn't, uh, figure I'd wind up getting pregnant. 810 00:45:11,225 --> 00:45:13,262 It's probably a little... 811 00:45:13,296 --> 00:45:14,401 naive on my part. 812 00:45:19,233 --> 00:45:20,441 What are they like? 813 00:45:23,582 --> 00:45:24,963 I don't really talk about it. 814 00:45:25,446 --> 00:45:26,724 People can be a, uh, 815 00:45:27,276 --> 00:45:28,415 a little cruel. 816 00:45:29,209 --> 00:45:32,281 - Yeah, well, people, eh? - Wait. 817 00:45:35,284 --> 00:45:36,285 I don't hear anything. 818 00:45:36,319 --> 00:45:37,424 Shh, shh. 819 00:45:37,458 --> 00:45:38,874 - What? - What's that? 820 00:45:40,530 --> 00:45:41,462 Hmm? 821 00:45:46,605 --> 00:45:48,504 It could be for someone else. 822 00:45:48,538 --> 00:45:50,023 So they were alone together? 823 00:45:50,057 --> 00:45:51,887 Well, she asked me to leave. 824 00:45:51,921 --> 00:45:53,578 What, your own house? 825 00:45:53,612 --> 00:45:56,408 Well, they needed some privacy. They aren't kids. 826 00:46:09,076 --> 00:46:10,975 - Oh no. - Is this all from your vagina? 827 00:46:11,009 --> 00:46:12,942 No, Mum, it's vomit. 828 00:46:12,977 --> 00:46:14,426 It's getting all in your hair. 829 00:46:14,461 --> 00:46:16,359 Boo, there's an ambulance coming. We should go. 830 00:46:16,394 --> 00:46:18,189 Don't worry about the mess, sweetie. 831 00:46:18,223 --> 00:46:20,087 - Boo! - Um, I think 832 00:46:20,122 --> 00:46:21,468 maybe I have to do this. 833 00:46:21,502 --> 00:46:23,850 Oh, we've got a mop. 834 00:46:23,884 --> 00:46:25,921 Okay, what you have to do 835 00:46:25,955 --> 00:46:28,233 is you just have to listen to your mother. 836 00:46:28,268 --> 00:46:31,823 - I'm not a child. Okay? - Yes, you are. You're my child. 837 00:46:31,858 --> 00:46:34,964 I haven't spent my whole life protecting you just to watch 838 00:46:34,999 --> 00:46:37,449 you follow some skank into the lion's den. 839 00:46:37,484 --> 00:46:39,244 - Sorry, Cynthia. - Oh, it's fine. 840 00:46:39,279 --> 00:46:41,074 If she's a skank, then what are you? 841 00:46:43,248 --> 00:46:45,043 - Hello, am I in the right place? - I'm afraid so. 842 00:46:45,078 --> 00:46:46,286 Did someone call an ambulance? 843 00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:47,977 Yes, I did. 844 00:46:48,012 --> 00:46:50,393 - Someone's been vomiting? - Yeah, I'm down here. 845 00:46:50,428 --> 00:46:51,878 Well, hello, what's your name? 846 00:46:51,912 --> 00:46:53,396 - Mary. - Hello, Mary. 847 00:46:53,431 --> 00:46:54,915 Do you think you can make it out to the van? 848 00:46:54,950 --> 00:46:56,468 - Yeah. - It's all a bit 849 00:46:56,503 --> 00:46:58,091 - intense in here, eh? - We... we're just leaving. 850 00:46:58,125 --> 00:46:59,886 - Mum, Mum, get off, Mum. - Come on. 851 00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:01,819 Mum, stop. 852 00:47:02,336 --> 00:47:04,994 It's okay, I can walk. 853 00:47:05,029 --> 00:47:06,927 - Boo, she can walk. - I'm going with her. 854 00:47:06,962 --> 00:47:09,585 Yeah, one support person max with us, sorry. 855 00:47:09,619 --> 00:47:10,897 Which should be the mother, right? 856 00:47:10,931 --> 00:47:12,346 - It has to be Boo. - Does it? 857 00:47:12,381 --> 00:47:13,934 Why? 858 00:47:14,383 --> 00:47:15,280 Um... 859 00:47:16,419 --> 00:47:18,421 'cause I have to show them my penis. 860 00:47:21,079 --> 00:47:23,288 You walk out that door and you're on your own. 861 00:47:23,944 --> 00:47:24,876 Sorry. 862 00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:39,511 Hey, thank you. 863 00:47:43,032 --> 00:47:44,931 Oi, what the fuck? 864 00:47:45,310 --> 00:47:46,864 It's for the notes. 865 00:48:18,654 --> 00:48:19,620 Boo, can you... 866 00:48:20,690 --> 00:48:21,622 Sorry. 867 00:48:24,971 --> 00:48:25,972 Right. 868 00:48:26,351 --> 00:48:27,628 I... I'm not sick. 869 00:48:27,663 --> 00:48:29,458 Oh, bless. 870 00:48:29,492 --> 00:48:30,977 He's got the right attitude. 871 00:48:33,048 --> 00:48:35,188 Sorry. 872 00:48:38,294 --> 00:48:40,020 I can't do this with you, okay. 873 00:48:43,161 --> 00:48:44,680 I can't... 874 00:48:47,717 --> 00:48:50,168 I can't even look after myself. 875 00:48:51,549 --> 00:48:55,484 It wouldn't be good, okay? 876 00:48:55,518 --> 00:48:56,588 So... 877 00:48:59,005 --> 00:49:01,939 I don't even. I don't... I don't even know what you are. 878 00:49:03,112 --> 00:49:04,596 I'm sorry. 879 00:49:13,019 --> 00:49:14,744 Kia ora, Mary. Hi. 880 00:49:16,056 --> 00:49:17,644 My name's Detective Sergeant Maunga. 881 00:49:17,678 --> 00:49:19,163 I've been called in to see whether or not 882 00:49:19,197 --> 00:49:20,371 we need to take you into custody, all right? 883 00:49:20,405 --> 00:49:22,269 - Yep. Cool, hi. - Okay. 884 00:49:22,787 --> 00:49:24,168 How are you doing? 885 00:49:24,202 --> 00:49:28,241 - Uh, a bit shit, yeah. - Yeah? Okay. 886 00:49:29,690 --> 00:49:31,554 So, do you mind telling me what happened? 887 00:49:32,210 --> 00:49:36,456 So there was a guy and he ejaculated on my pants 888 00:49:36,490 --> 00:49:38,734 and he had an alien penis. 889 00:49:39,631 --> 00:49:40,598 Um... 890 00:49:41,633 --> 00:49:43,739 Weird stuff started happening because I guess, 891 00:49:43,773 --> 00:49:45,568 like, I'm pregnant now. 892 00:49:45,603 --> 00:49:47,674 - Congratulations. - No, no, no. 893 00:49:47,708 --> 00:49:49,641 I tried to get rid of it. I don't think it worked 894 00:49:49,676 --> 00:49:51,195 because I was vomiting before. 895 00:49:51,229 --> 00:49:53,680 And so then me and the guy, we came here. 896 00:49:56,165 --> 00:49:58,167 So what's the plan, Rob? 897 00:49:58,823 --> 00:50:00,273 Eh, for what? 898 00:50:00,307 --> 00:50:02,758 Um, for my abortion. 899 00:50:02,792 --> 00:50:04,070 A-- 900 00:50:06,555 --> 00:50:08,419 Well, I'm not sure. 901 00:50:10,421 --> 00:50:11,456 So... 902 00:50:12,388 --> 00:50:13,700 Where are we going? 903 00:50:13,734 --> 00:50:15,288 Well, you're headed for the birth care unit, 904 00:50:15,322 --> 00:50:16,358 I know that much. 905 00:50:17,221 --> 00:50:20,293 No, I don't need birth care. 906 00:50:20,327 --> 00:50:22,329 It's just what we call the place for all the baby-related things. 907 00:50:22,364 --> 00:50:24,124 Okay, well, it's not a baby. 908 00:50:24,159 --> 00:50:26,299 Look, I think, um, maybe you should discuss it 909 00:50:26,333 --> 00:50:28,059 with your obstetrician when they've examined you. 910 00:50:28,094 --> 00:50:30,165 - Oh. Here we are. - No, wait. 911 00:50:30,613 --> 00:50:32,408 Wait. What... what about them? 912 00:50:32,443 --> 00:50:33,754 No. We're going to a different level. 913 00:50:33,789 --> 00:50:35,239 Oh, but we're together. 914 00:50:35,273 --> 00:50:37,517 - Are you? - That's okay. 915 00:50:37,551 --> 00:50:38,690 He's not sick, okay? 916 00:50:38,725 --> 00:50:40,347 He's my emotional support person. 917 00:50:40,382 --> 00:50:42,177 Yeah, I'm just going to go. If that's all right. 918 00:50:42,211 --> 00:50:44,110 Mary, I'm going to need you to not touch the other patient 919 00:50:44,144 --> 00:50:46,250 - for both your safety. - He's not a patient. 920 00:50:46,284 --> 00:50:47,492 Aren't you my doctor? 921 00:50:47,527 --> 00:50:48,838 You need to be treated separately. 922 00:50:49,632 --> 00:50:51,427 Wait, what? Get off of me! 923 00:50:51,462 --> 00:50:53,464 - What the fuck? Stop! - No, no, no. 924 00:50:53,498 --> 00:50:54,603 - Hey, hey, hey! - No! 925 00:50:54,637 --> 00:50:56,398 - Stop! - Mary! Mary, help me! 926 00:50:56,432 --> 00:50:57,847 - Mary! Mary! - Stop! 927 00:50:57,882 --> 00:50:59,573 Don't let them take me! 928 00:50:59,608 --> 00:51:01,644 I'm father of the baby! Mary, please! 929 00:51:11,792 --> 00:51:13,070 Hmm. 930 00:51:15,313 --> 00:51:16,383 How is he? 931 00:51:17,626 --> 00:51:19,524 Well, he's sedated while they try and reattach his finger, 932 00:51:19,559 --> 00:51:22,493 which you pulled off, accidentally. 933 00:51:22,527 --> 00:51:23,528 Mm-hmm. 934 00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:26,359 I was just trying to hold his hand. 935 00:51:26,393 --> 00:51:27,670 - Right. - And the doctors were also 936 00:51:27,705 --> 00:51:29,224 pulling on him, so I hope that you... 937 00:51:29,258 --> 00:51:31,467 you should go and talk to them as well, maybe. 938 00:51:31,502 --> 00:51:33,780 The finger guy, is this the same guy who... 939 00:51:34,470 --> 00:51:36,127 ejaculated on you? 940 00:51:36,162 --> 00:51:37,163 - Yep. - Yeah. 941 00:51:37,197 --> 00:51:39,441 With an "alien penis"? 942 00:51:40,476 --> 00:51:41,615 Mm-hmm. 943 00:51:42,168 --> 00:51:43,169 Okay. 944 00:51:44,653 --> 00:51:46,413 And the ejaculation event, 945 00:51:46,448 --> 00:51:48,829 uh, did this raise any issues of consent? 946 00:51:49,485 --> 00:51:51,349 - Uh, yep. - Right. 947 00:51:51,384 --> 00:51:52,592 Would you like to file a complaint? 948 00:51:53,213 --> 00:51:54,145 No. 949 00:51:54,594 --> 00:51:55,526 No? 950 00:51:55,974 --> 00:51:57,424 - No. - Okay. 951 00:51:58,529 --> 00:52:00,393 Do you wish him any further harm? 952 00:52:01,566 --> 00:52:02,809 Not at this time, no. 953 00:52:02,843 --> 00:52:04,500 - No? - Mm-hmm. 954 00:52:06,295 --> 00:52:07,572 Okay, I'll put down "no". 955 00:52:10,541 --> 00:52:12,612 Okay, um... 956 00:52:13,716 --> 00:52:15,718 Hmm. 957 00:52:16,616 --> 00:52:18,480 Listen, Mary... 958 00:52:19,308 --> 00:52:21,414 he may still press charges when he wakes up, 959 00:52:21,448 --> 00:52:23,554 but for now, I think you're good to go. 960 00:52:24,555 --> 00:52:25,901 What? No. 961 00:52:25,935 --> 00:52:27,523 Yeah, well, I mean, there's nothing else. 962 00:52:27,558 --> 00:52:28,697 Is there-- Was there something else? 963 00:52:28,731 --> 00:52:30,492 Uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, the... 964 00:52:30,526 --> 00:52:32,459 ...the alien stuff. 965 00:52:33,391 --> 00:52:36,774 Oh, well, it's not illegal to have a weird penis. 966 00:52:38,810 --> 00:52:39,742 Right, but... 967 00:52:40,985 --> 00:52:43,194 is there, like, a department or something that can, like, 968 00:52:43,229 --> 00:52:46,680 work with alien pregnancies, or is there maybe someone that, 969 00:52:46,715 --> 00:52:48,958 - like, you could call? - You mean like a-- 970 00:52:49,856 --> 00:52:50,822 You mean like a man in black? 971 00:52:51,892 --> 00:52:54,205 Yeah, nah, nah, we don't have one of those. 972 00:52:54,964 --> 00:52:56,345 I mean, if we did, no one's told me about it, 973 00:52:56,380 --> 00:52:58,589 so, hmm, classic. 974 00:52:58,623 --> 00:53:01,247 If there's anything else, I'll let you know, okay? 975 00:53:01,281 --> 00:53:03,766 - Yeah. - Awesome. Hey, good luck. 976 00:53:03,801 --> 00:53:05,803 - Thank you. - You're gonna be a mum. Whoa! 977 00:53:11,533 --> 00:53:12,879 Yeesh. 978 00:53:21,819 --> 00:53:24,546 Hello, I'm looking for someone with an alien penis. 979 00:53:27,928 --> 00:53:29,620 - Are they a patient? - Yeah. 980 00:53:31,622 --> 00:53:33,762 Are you a relative? 981 00:53:33,796 --> 00:53:35,419 Sort of. Sort of a relative. 982 00:53:35,902 --> 00:53:37,628 Patient's last name? 983 00:53:37,662 --> 00:53:39,837 Um, I don't... I don't know his last name. 984 00:53:41,597 --> 00:53:43,599 Then you're not a relative, are you? 985 00:53:43,634 --> 00:53:47,810 Well, his baby is inside of me, so I think that that makes us-- 986 00:53:47,845 --> 00:53:50,468 - Married? - What? No, no. 987 00:53:51,745 --> 00:53:53,299 His first name is Boo. 988 00:53:53,333 --> 00:53:55,646 He came here today with me in an ambulance, 989 00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:57,337 and he has an alien penis. 990 00:53:57,372 --> 00:53:59,443 How many people like that would you even get in a day? 991 00:54:00,892 --> 00:54:02,722 No need to raise your voice. 992 00:54:02,756 --> 00:54:06,553 Boo is in surgery, not seeing visitors. 993 00:54:06,588 --> 00:54:08,521 Maybe try again tomorrow. 994 00:54:08,555 --> 00:54:10,281 - How many times... - Mary? 995 00:54:10,833 --> 00:54:14,354 Mary! You look terrible. Is that your blood? 996 00:54:14,389 --> 00:54:15,873 - No. - Where's Boo? 997 00:54:19,325 --> 00:54:21,430 I'm sorry, are you a relative? 998 00:54:21,465 --> 00:54:22,673 I'm his mother. 999 00:54:56,569 --> 00:54:58,122 Uh, sorry, ladies, I will need you 1000 00:54:58,156 --> 00:54:59,606 to wait in the family room. 1001 00:54:59,641 --> 00:55:01,125 - That's my son. - I'll go next. 1002 00:55:01,159 --> 00:55:02,540 What do you think you're doing to him? 1003 00:55:02,575 --> 00:55:04,370 We've reattached the finger. 1004 00:55:04,404 --> 00:55:06,682 Team have done a fabulous job, above and beyond, actually. 1005 00:55:06,717 --> 00:55:08,926 - Now we're just running tests. - Stop staring at him 1006 00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:10,721 and put his pants back on, please. 1007 00:55:10,755 --> 00:55:12,101 Whoa, we haven't finished treating him, 1008 00:55:12,136 --> 00:55:13,827 - and you shouldn't be in here. - He is not sick. 1009 00:55:14,449 --> 00:55:15,967 We don't know what he is. 1010 00:55:16,002 --> 00:55:18,073 He is my special boy, so I need you to wake him up, 1011 00:55:18,107 --> 00:55:19,902 get him dressed, because we are going home. 1012 00:55:19,937 --> 00:55:21,594 You're the sick one. 1013 00:55:21,628 --> 00:55:23,389 - Shame on you, doctor. - I want to be next. 1014 00:55:23,872 --> 00:55:25,736 - Now, I need all of these... - ...do tests on me, okay? 1015 00:55:25,770 --> 00:55:27,013 I want an abortion. 1016 00:55:27,047 --> 00:55:29,429 Okay, Mary, let's do that, shall we? 1017 00:55:29,464 --> 00:55:30,913 Shall we start that process? 1018 00:55:30,948 --> 00:55:34,365 Now, do you reckon this pregnancy is having a... 1019 00:55:34,745 --> 00:55:36,747 negative impact on your emotional 1020 00:55:36,781 --> 00:55:38,714 - and your physical well-being? - Yes. 1021 00:55:38,749 --> 00:55:40,578 Okay, cool, cool. 1022 00:55:40,613 --> 00:55:43,443 We will need to do a full psychiatric assessment 1023 00:55:43,478 --> 00:55:47,447 just to make sure that you're in the right frame of mind 1024 00:55:47,482 --> 00:55:49,656 to be making this very important decision. 1025 00:55:49,691 --> 00:55:51,417 - Fuck that. - That's pretty standard. 1026 00:55:51,451 --> 00:55:52,797 Hmm. And then, of course, there will be scans 1027 00:55:52,832 --> 00:55:55,179 and blood tests, probably a pelvic examination. 1028 00:55:55,213 --> 00:55:56,594 If we're going to do that, we'll just, 1029 00:55:56,629 --> 00:55:58,009 - No. - ...refer you to the nearest 1030 00:55:58,044 --> 00:56:00,805 - clinic for the actual-- - No, it needs to be now. 1031 00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:03,981 It's growing, okay? So it has to be now. Now! 1032 00:56:06,017 --> 00:56:07,812 Yeah, it's hard. 1033 00:56:07,847 --> 00:56:10,470 I wish you'd stop pitying me and actually fucking help me. 1034 00:56:10,505 --> 00:56:11,816 - They're doing their best. - Hey, look, 1035 00:56:11,851 --> 00:56:13,577 if the baby's showing signs of distress, 1036 00:56:13,611 --> 00:56:16,131 I'm totally okay with just looking into the possibility 1037 00:56:16,165 --> 00:56:18,098 - of an emergency caesar. - I am showing distress signs 1038 00:56:18,133 --> 00:56:20,998 right now and it's not a baby, okay? It's a fucking alien! 1039 00:56:21,032 --> 00:56:23,621 Hey, you might want to just watch your language 1040 00:56:23,656 --> 00:56:25,140 if you want to be taken seriously. 1041 00:56:25,174 --> 00:56:26,693 He's a health professional. 1042 00:56:27,107 --> 00:56:29,662 Could someone please get me a wheelchair for my son? 1043 00:56:29,696 --> 00:56:30,663 Thank you. 1044 00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:33,010 Here we go. Thank you. 1045 00:56:54,203 --> 00:56:58,725 Why must you make this all so humiliating? 1046 00:57:45,254 --> 00:57:47,049 Okay. We're gunna go. 1047 00:57:51,295 --> 00:57:52,745 Come on. 1048 00:57:56,542 --> 00:57:57,957 What happened to your hair? 1049 00:57:57,991 --> 00:57:59,959 Yeah, it burnt. Come on. 1050 00:57:59,993 --> 00:58:02,133 - Let's go. Up we go. - Oh, come on. 1051 00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:03,756 - You're okay. - Oh, am I in trouble? 1052 00:58:03,790 --> 00:58:05,551 No, no, no, we're just leaving. 1053 00:58:05,585 --> 00:58:08,588 Up you get, baby girl. Come on. 1054 00:58:12,627 --> 00:58:15,112 Oh, uh, sorry, you haven't been officially discharged. 1055 00:58:18,736 --> 00:58:20,704 We should stop for some supplements. 1056 00:58:20,738 --> 00:58:23,016 - Hmm. - You need folic acid at least. 1057 00:58:23,983 --> 00:58:25,191 - And iron. - Hmm. 1058 00:58:25,225 --> 00:58:26,848 - Magnesium. - Vitamin D. 1059 00:58:26,882 --> 00:58:28,228 And fish oil. 1060 00:58:28,263 --> 00:58:31,093 - Activated charcoal... - Yes ginger. Ginger. 1061 00:58:32,612 --> 00:58:34,234 - Milk thistle. - Yes, that's very good. 1062 00:58:34,269 --> 00:58:37,272 - We should all be taking that. - Don't forget to engage ♪ 1063 00:58:44,693 --> 00:58:47,144 - Where are you going? - Don't follow me. 1064 00:58:47,938 --> 00:58:48,835 Oh! 1065 00:58:49,905 --> 00:58:51,666 Oh, we should go after her? 1066 00:58:51,700 --> 00:58:53,909 Hmm, I think she just needs some space. 1067 00:58:53,944 --> 00:58:55,877 But it's not safe. 1068 00:58:55,911 --> 00:58:59,156 Hmm, nowhere is safe. 1069 00:58:59,846 --> 00:59:02,953 ♪ Putting all my haters In a graveyard ♪ 1070 00:59:02,987 --> 00:59:05,369 ♪ You mustn't know me Cos I play hard ♪ 1071 00:59:05,403 --> 00:59:06,750 ♪ I'm not your baby ♪ 1072 00:59:13,204 --> 00:59:15,034 ♪ I know you love it ♪ 1073 00:59:15,068 --> 00:59:17,830 ♪ Telling me I've peaked When I'm just getting started ♪ 1074 00:59:22,179 --> 00:59:23,663 ♪ I know you love it ♪ 1075 00:59:23,698 --> 00:59:24,630 Get off! 1076 00:59:25,389 --> 00:59:26,770 Wassup! 1077 00:59:28,185 --> 00:59:31,913 ♪ ...One-hit-wonder Desperado with your bravado ♪ 1078 00:59:35,261 --> 00:59:38,022 ♪ Call me a slut When I dress like that ♪ 1079 00:59:38,057 --> 00:59:39,127 ♪ Gonna chain me up ♪ 1080 00:59:47,307 --> 00:59:49,068 - ♪ Call me a slut... ♪ - Hey, look out! 1081 00:59:50,863 --> 00:59:53,417 Fuck! Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God! 1082 00:59:53,451 --> 00:59:56,109 Get the fuck out of the car, I'm gonna puke! 1083 01:00:01,114 --> 01:00:02,253 Do you think she's dead? 1084 01:00:15,853 --> 01:00:16,923 Huh, come on. 1085 01:00:17,821 --> 01:00:19,270 We should take her to the hospital. 1086 01:00:19,305 --> 01:00:21,031 No, I... I think she needs some sugar, you know? 1087 01:00:21,065 --> 01:00:23,033 Hey look, I'm just glad you're not dead, just saying. 1088 01:00:24,241 --> 01:00:25,311 Are you pregnant? 1089 01:00:25,794 --> 01:00:27,865 Yeah, I'm trying not to be. 1090 01:00:28,314 --> 01:00:29,626 Hmm. 1091 01:00:30,178 --> 01:00:32,111 One time my cousin Trish put a condom 1092 01:00:32,145 --> 01:00:34,354 on her mum's vacuum cleaner and stuck it up there. 1093 01:00:34,389 --> 01:00:36,080 Wow, Trish. 1094 01:00:36,115 --> 01:00:37,426 What, did she have like a massive vag or something? 1095 01:00:37,461 --> 01:00:39,325 No, she used the crevice tool. 1096 01:00:39,359 --> 01:00:42,052 - Oh, does it actually work? - Yeah, I think so. 1097 01:00:42,708 --> 01:00:45,124 Hmm, does anyone have a condom? 1098 01:00:45,158 --> 01:00:46,401 Oh yeah. 1099 01:00:51,406 --> 01:00:52,441 Thanks. 1100 01:00:56,169 --> 01:00:58,033 Oh. 1101 01:00:59,966 --> 01:01:02,382 Oh, look, it doesn't seem safe. 1102 01:01:09,044 --> 01:01:10,977 This is a ridiculous idea. 1103 01:01:14,118 --> 01:01:15,395 Are you drunk? 1104 01:01:15,430 --> 01:01:17,087 You don't have to agree with me, Mum, 1105 01:01:17,121 --> 01:01:18,951 you just have to hold it off the ground for a second. 1106 01:01:22,540 --> 01:01:23,956 I think we need to put down a tarp. 1107 01:01:23,990 --> 01:01:25,302 - Do you have one? - Uh. 1108 01:01:25,923 --> 01:01:27,131 Why are you doing this here? 1109 01:01:27,166 --> 01:01:28,926 Well, there's more space, and also... 1110 01:01:28,961 --> 01:01:30,134 I did jizz on her. 1111 01:01:30,756 --> 01:01:31,929 Oh look, I'd feel better 1112 01:01:31,964 --> 01:01:33,379 if we had a talk about this at our place. 1113 01:01:33,413 --> 01:01:35,830 - Hmm. - Yep, okay, let's do that. 1114 01:01:35,864 --> 01:01:37,072 Great. 1115 01:01:37,107 --> 01:01:38,729 Come on. 1116 01:01:38,764 --> 01:01:40,973 I really don't want my vacuum cleaner involved. 1117 01:01:41,007 --> 01:01:43,044 I really don't want her to get an infection or worse. 1118 01:01:45,287 --> 01:01:46,806 Um, 1119 01:01:46,841 --> 01:01:47,496 sorry, I'm not outside yet. 1120 01:01:47,531 --> 01:01:49,188 Baby girl! 1121 01:01:49,222 --> 01:01:51,190 Don't you think it could be the hormones talking? 1122 01:01:51,224 --> 01:01:52,536 Well then I agree with them. 1123 01:01:52,570 --> 01:01:53,502 Oh. 1124 01:02:00,130 --> 01:02:01,062 Um. 1125 01:02:02,580 --> 01:02:04,272 Hey, do you think that when this is done 1126 01:02:04,306 --> 01:02:06,723 that we can maybe still hang out? 1127 01:02:07,344 --> 01:02:10,174 Shit is a little bit full on for me at the moment, okay? 1128 01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:13,937 - Sorry, sorry. - No, it's all good. 1129 01:02:14,869 --> 01:02:16,974 We can do anything if I survive this, okay? 1130 01:02:17,457 --> 01:02:19,839 - Okay. - And if you survive. 1131 01:02:21,116 --> 01:02:22,877 Wait, why, why wouldn't I survive? 1132 01:02:22,911 --> 01:02:24,775 - Hand me that fucker. - Oh, yep. 1133 01:02:26,225 --> 01:02:27,778 Turn around for this bit. 1134 01:02:28,296 --> 01:02:29,815 Oh, okay, yep. 1135 01:02:34,233 --> 01:02:36,580 I can't reach pass my fucking belly. 1136 01:02:36,614 --> 01:02:38,237 Okay, try... try it 1137 01:02:38,271 --> 01:02:40,135 - from behind maybe. - Don't tell her that. 1138 01:02:40,170 --> 01:02:42,034 Well, she wants to get it out, Cynthia. 1139 01:02:42,448 --> 01:02:44,450 Baby girl, I've got a bad feeling about this. 1140 01:02:44,484 --> 01:02:46,417 I think... I think it's all the way in. 1141 01:02:46,452 --> 01:02:48,074 Oh, no, no, no, that'll be your cervix. 1142 01:02:48,109 --> 01:02:49,489 You need to get behind that. 1143 01:02:49,524 --> 01:02:51,422 - Stop helping her. - How? 1144 01:02:52,044 --> 01:02:54,356 You need to relax and open the front door. 1145 01:02:54,391 --> 01:02:55,979 Drinking water can be good. 1146 01:02:56,393 --> 01:02:58,119 Sex is supposed to be helpful too. 1147 01:02:58,153 --> 01:03:00,535 Oh, yes, yes. I... I used to find it helpful to picture 1148 01:03:00,569 --> 01:03:02,226 a rosebud opening in the sun. 1149 01:03:05,126 --> 01:03:08,198 Mary? 1150 01:03:10,338 --> 01:03:11,339 Are you okay? 1151 01:03:12,547 --> 01:03:14,583 Son, if you want to see her again, 1152 01:03:14,618 --> 01:03:16,793 you open that front door right now. 1153 01:03:20,417 --> 01:03:21,798 Sorry. 1154 01:03:27,286 --> 01:03:29,046 - Boo, switch it on at the wall. - Okay. 1155 01:03:29,081 --> 01:03:30,254 I don't-- Just... 1156 01:03:30,910 --> 01:03:32,291 just close the door. 1157 01:03:32,325 --> 01:03:34,500 - This is crazy. - Stay out of it, Mum. 1158 01:03:38,538 --> 01:03:39,850 This isn't safe. 1159 01:03:39,885 --> 01:03:40,989 Nothing is safe for me right now. 1160 01:03:41,024 --> 01:03:42,094 So? 1161 01:03:42,611 --> 01:03:45,338 - Don't. - Let's do nothing. 1162 01:04:14,540 --> 01:04:16,922 - Oh, hey. Everybody okay? - Mum. 1163 01:04:17,957 --> 01:04:19,200 Baby girl where are you? 1164 01:04:19,234 --> 01:04:20,891 - Mum? - I'm just... 1165 01:04:20,926 --> 01:04:22,962 - Mum? - Just hold on. 1166 01:04:22,997 --> 01:04:25,068 Oh, my phone is not turning on. 1167 01:04:32,523 --> 01:04:33,939 Oh my God. 1168 01:04:41,429 --> 01:04:42,671 Where is she? 1169 01:04:46,675 --> 01:04:48,470 Are you okay, baby girl? 1170 01:04:49,126 --> 01:04:50,438 Did you get it out? 1171 01:04:58,618 --> 01:05:00,172 Be careful. 1172 01:05:10,009 --> 01:05:12,149 Maybe your waters broke. 1173 01:05:12,184 --> 01:05:13,495 What does that mean? 1174 01:05:14,462 --> 01:05:15,739 Boo. 1175 01:05:15,773 --> 01:05:17,120 I'm not... I'm not doing anything! 1176 01:05:17,154 --> 01:05:19,122 Oh, shit. 1177 01:05:19,985 --> 01:05:21,296 I think I am. 1178 01:05:21,331 --> 01:05:23,920 Oh, oh, it feels... 1179 01:05:24,610 --> 01:05:26,543 Jesus 1180 01:05:26,577 --> 01:05:28,407 Cut it out of me! Cut it out, 1181 01:05:28,441 --> 01:05:30,167 - just cut it out, cut it out! - It's okay. It's coming down! 1182 01:05:30,202 --> 01:05:31,582 It's not okay! 1183 01:05:31,617 --> 01:05:33,619 I'm sorry, I mean it will be okay. 1184 01:05:33,653 --> 01:05:35,310 What are you talking about? 1185 01:05:35,345 --> 01:05:37,692 Well, we all just need to stay calm and call an ambulance! 1186 01:05:41,627 --> 01:05:43,042 I... 1187 01:05:43,077 --> 01:05:44,768 I think I'm okay, maybe. 1188 01:05:44,802 --> 01:05:46,563 Yeah, that was a contraction, baby. 1189 01:05:46,597 --> 01:05:48,358 I think it's gonna happen again. 1190 01:05:48,392 --> 01:05:50,084 Fuck that, eh? 1191 01:05:50,118 --> 01:05:52,051 Go and ask the neighbours to borrow their phone, please. 1192 01:05:52,086 --> 01:05:54,329 - Why me? - Because you jizzed on her. 1193 01:05:54,364 --> 01:05:55,779 I... I don't really know them that well, 1194 01:05:55,813 --> 01:05:57,470 and it is quite dark outside. 1195 01:05:57,505 --> 01:06:00,611 Oh look. Ann, maybe... maybe you just go yourself, 1196 01:06:00,646 --> 01:06:02,130 you know, just for time. 1197 01:06:03,787 --> 01:06:06,583 I, yet again, am cleaning up your mess. 1198 01:06:09,068 --> 01:06:10,345 Sorry, Mary. 1199 01:06:17,111 --> 01:06:18,043 Um... 1200 01:06:19,320 --> 01:06:21,736 - Sorry, sorry about my mum. - Well, don't apologise to us. 1201 01:06:21,770 --> 01:06:22,702 Sorry. 1202 01:06:23,358 --> 01:06:24,704 You can apologise to me. 1203 01:06:25,222 --> 01:06:26,292 Okay, sorry. 1204 01:06:26,637 --> 01:06:28,639 - Get me water. - Please. 1205 01:06:28,674 --> 01:06:30,296 Water, sure. Yeah. Uh... 1206 01:06:33,748 --> 01:06:37,441 This isn't how I imagined us having this moment, baby. 1207 01:06:38,684 --> 01:06:40,168 Please don't say something 1208 01:06:40,203 --> 01:06:41,687 like you're glad anyway. 1209 01:06:41,721 --> 01:06:44,414 Okay, I won't. 1210 01:06:45,622 --> 01:06:48,763 I was gonna say that, so I'm glad you said something. 1211 01:06:57,565 --> 01:06:59,118 More. 1212 01:06:59,153 --> 01:07:01,155 - Uh, sure. - Please. 1213 01:07:01,845 --> 01:07:03,433 Oh, my mouth. 1214 01:07:03,467 --> 01:07:05,504 Feels like, dry shit. 1215 01:07:05,538 --> 01:07:07,230 Oh well, water is good, 1216 01:07:07,264 --> 01:07:09,784 - 'cause it's important. - Okay, great. Thank you. 1217 01:07:09,818 --> 01:07:11,199 Sorry. 1218 01:07:16,515 --> 01:07:18,724 Oh. 1219 01:07:23,280 --> 01:07:24,730 Uh, more? 1220 01:07:24,764 --> 01:07:26,732 - Please. - Yeah. Okay. 1221 01:07:26,766 --> 01:07:28,354 See, that wasn't so hard, was it? 1222 01:07:31,461 --> 01:07:34,636 - Was it too much water? - Oh, where the fuck is your mum? 1223 01:07:34,671 --> 01:07:36,707 I don't know. She... she only just left! 1224 01:07:36,742 --> 01:07:39,538 This is a contraction. It's normal. 1225 01:07:39,572 --> 01:07:42,886 I was having contractions for a week before you were born. 1226 01:07:42,920 --> 01:07:45,544 In the car, at the shops, 1227 01:07:45,578 --> 01:07:46,752 out fishing. 1228 01:07:46,786 --> 01:07:48,892 Fuck that! Oh, I need a sharp knife! 1229 01:07:48,926 --> 01:07:50,445 - No you don't. - Sorry, um, 1230 01:07:50,480 --> 01:07:51,757 we don't have any sharp knives. 1231 01:07:51,791 --> 01:07:54,691 - Oh, fucking find one! - Okay. 1232 01:07:54,725 --> 01:07:56,865 Mary, seriously we need to sanitise 1233 01:07:56,900 --> 01:07:58,557 the tarp and everything! 1234 01:07:59,799 --> 01:08:01,767 We don't seem to have-- Ow! 1235 01:08:02,388 --> 01:08:03,355 What was that? 1236 01:08:05,460 --> 01:08:07,876 - Uh, no. - Sanitise it. 1237 01:08:07,911 --> 01:08:09,637 - Mary, stop this. - Okay, yep. 1238 01:08:09,671 --> 01:08:11,397 We need to wait for the professionals. 1239 01:08:11,432 --> 01:08:13,227 They can stitch me up when they get here. 1240 01:08:13,261 --> 01:08:15,367 Well, why not let them do the cutting, too? 1241 01:08:15,401 --> 01:08:16,609 Mum... 1242 01:08:17,369 --> 01:08:18,508 I'm gonna do this. 1243 01:08:19,267 --> 01:08:20,820 And I need your help to stop the bleeding. 1244 01:08:21,614 --> 01:08:24,376 - I don't like it! - Give me that! 1245 01:08:24,410 --> 01:08:26,205 I can't breathe! 1246 01:08:26,240 --> 01:08:27,379 Give it to me! 1247 01:08:27,413 --> 01:08:28,690 Jesus Christ... 1248 01:08:28,725 --> 01:08:30,865 I'm gonna need a first aid kit 1249 01:08:30,899 --> 01:08:32,384 if you're gunna start doing that-- 1250 01:08:32,418 --> 01:08:33,902 Mary, no! Oh, Boo, help me! 1251 01:08:33,937 --> 01:08:37,354 No! Mary, no! No! 1252 01:08:49,332 --> 01:08:50,609 Are you okay? 1253 01:08:50,643 --> 01:08:52,887 - Uh, me? - No. 1254 01:08:54,268 --> 01:08:56,339 I'm still pregnant, so no. 1255 01:08:56,373 --> 01:08:58,582 Let's not try that again. 1256 01:08:58,617 --> 01:09:00,826 It needs to come out. It needs to come out. 1257 01:09:00,860 --> 01:09:06,314 Oh, I just have this huge urge. 1258 01:09:13,218 --> 01:09:16,462 What... what is that? 1259 01:09:16,497 --> 01:09:19,500 - It might be the mucus plug. - What the... 1260 01:09:19,534 --> 01:09:22,468 No that thing, um, looks like an egg. 1261 01:09:22,503 --> 01:09:25,195 Um, baby girl, maybe just hold back on your urges 1262 01:09:25,230 --> 01:09:26,955 for now until we get you to the hospital. 1263 01:09:26,990 --> 01:09:29,958 I have to fart or shit or something. 1264 01:09:29,993 --> 01:09:31,581 - Oh! Well, uh... - Fuck! 1265 01:09:31,615 --> 01:09:35,447 ...probably do that here before we get my car. 1266 01:09:35,481 --> 01:09:38,312 Sorry, um, can we please not do poos in the lounge? 1267 01:09:38,346 --> 01:09:40,279 No time! 1268 01:09:41,038 --> 01:09:44,559 How are... how are you doing it? - 1269 01:09:44,594 --> 01:09:46,630 Everyone okay? 1270 01:09:46,665 --> 01:09:48,701 Mary's just farting and then we get you in my car. 1271 01:09:48,736 --> 01:09:51,704 - Oh, ambulance is on the way. - Oh God, what took you so long? 1272 01:09:51,739 --> 01:09:53,292 Oh, some of the neighbours are having trouble 1273 01:09:53,327 --> 01:09:55,536 - with their phones too. - Oh God, which ones? 1274 01:09:55,570 --> 01:09:57,814 Mum! 1275 01:09:57,848 --> 01:09:59,505 Boo! Help! 1276 01:09:59,540 --> 01:10:01,818 Help! 1277 01:10:02,646 --> 01:10:04,648 Itis sucking me in! 1278 01:10:05,062 --> 01:10:07,341 Well, stop farting! You're making it bigger! 1279 01:10:07,375 --> 01:10:08,928 - No, no, no! - No, no, no! 1280 01:10:08,963 --> 01:10:10,447 No! 1281 01:10:10,861 --> 01:10:13,588 Don't get stuck in there! 1282 01:10:13,623 --> 01:10:15,383 - Ow, my finger! My finger! - Mum! Mum! 1283 01:10:16,591 --> 01:10:18,835 Stop! Mum! Oh no, Mum, I'm stuck! 1284 01:10:26,291 --> 01:10:28,603 Baby girl. 1285 01:10:29,052 --> 01:10:31,675 - Stop farting! - I'm trying! 1286 01:10:33,505 --> 01:10:35,990 - It's sucking me in! - Oh baby girl! 1287 01:10:36,024 --> 01:10:38,337 - Help! - Baby girl! 1288 01:11:11,681 --> 01:11:12,647 Eww. 1289 01:11:21,138 --> 01:11:22,933 - Oh my God! - What is it? 1290 01:11:22,968 --> 01:11:25,004 - What happened? - Something touched me. 1291 01:11:25,039 --> 01:11:26,834 - Was it Mary? - Um, maybe. 1292 01:11:26,868 --> 01:11:29,319 - It touched my knee. - Oh, is she okay in there? 1293 01:11:29,354 --> 01:11:31,356 - I don't know. I-- - Shh, shh! 1294 01:11:33,461 --> 01:11:35,325 - It is Mary. - What's she saying? 1295 01:11:35,360 --> 01:11:36,706 Maybe it's general screaming. 1296 01:11:36,740 --> 01:11:38,604 No, she's definitely saying something, Boo. 1297 01:11:39,398 --> 01:11:40,951 We can't-- 1298 01:12:17,540 --> 01:12:18,748 Sorry! 1299 01:12:18,782 --> 01:12:19,990 - Sorry, Sorry. - What is it? What is it? 1300 01:12:20,025 --> 01:12:22,061 Sorry, no, she's tapping on my knee again. 1301 01:12:22,096 --> 01:12:25,582 Um, I think. I think she's trying to communicate. 1302 01:12:26,411 --> 01:12:28,827 Well, what's she trying to say now? 1303 01:12:28,861 --> 01:12:31,795 I don't know. Maybe she's asking, like, if I'm okay. 1304 01:12:31,830 --> 01:12:33,935 Well, maybe you should ask her if she's okay, honey. 1305 01:12:33,970 --> 01:12:35,765 Yeah. Ask her if anything's happening yet. 1306 01:12:35,799 --> 01:12:37,491 Yeah. But how do I do that? 1307 01:12:37,525 --> 01:12:39,389 - Well, with your body language? - And be supportive. 1308 01:12:39,424 --> 01:12:41,011 Um... 1309 01:12:41,805 --> 01:12:42,875 Okay. 1310 01:12:42,910 --> 01:12:45,050 No. No. No, Mum. 1311 01:12:45,084 --> 01:12:47,363 Mum, please don't! No, no, no, no. 1312 01:12:48,018 --> 01:12:49,813 Good evening. I'm Sofia, this is my partner Sophie, 1313 01:12:49,848 --> 01:12:50,814 - I just call her Soph. - Hey. 1314 01:12:50,849 --> 01:12:52,506 - Can we come in? - Uh, yes. 1315 01:12:52,540 --> 01:12:54,818 But you should know the place is a bit of a mess. 1316 01:12:55,750 --> 01:12:57,027 Oh, seen worse. 1317 01:12:57,062 --> 01:12:58,822 Oh, really? 1318 01:13:00,755 --> 01:13:04,034 Yeah, nah. Um, what exactly is going on here? 1319 01:13:04,069 --> 01:13:06,934 My daughter's having a very difficult pregnancy. 1320 01:13:06,968 --> 01:13:09,592 And, um, she's inside this nest thing. 1321 01:13:09,626 --> 01:13:11,594 It just kind of grew by itself, it's... 1322 01:13:11,628 --> 01:13:13,734 Does she have a midwife or are you the...? 1323 01:13:13,768 --> 01:13:15,045 Me? Me? No. 1324 01:13:15,080 --> 01:13:16,219 No, no, this is just my flat. 1325 01:13:16,253 --> 01:13:17,841 And no, we don't have a midwife. 1326 01:13:17,876 --> 01:13:19,981 Um, everything's been happening a bit too fast 1327 01:13:20,016 --> 01:13:21,638 to book anything in. 1328 01:13:21,673 --> 01:13:23,122 And how about you, son? Are you breathing okay? 1329 01:13:23,157 --> 01:13:24,952 Um, yes, I'm going good, thank you. 1330 01:13:24,986 --> 01:13:26,609 Okay, good. And your partner's inside there. 1331 01:13:26,643 --> 01:13:28,611 Is she okay? Any... any movement? 1332 01:13:28,645 --> 01:13:30,647 Um, well, technically, she's not my partner. 1333 01:13:30,682 --> 01:13:32,511 Uh, yes. Uh, yes. 1334 01:13:32,546 --> 01:13:36,066 Yes. Something... something is happening. Um, I, 1335 01:13:36,101 --> 01:13:37,999 I think we're communicating. 1336 01:13:38,862 --> 01:13:40,416 - Um... - What exactly? 1337 01:13:41,175 --> 01:13:42,935 What is she saying, honey? 1338 01:13:46,836 --> 01:13:49,045 Nothing at all. 1339 01:13:49,804 --> 01:13:51,668 Okay well, normally I'd suggest we get the fire department 1340 01:13:51,703 --> 01:13:53,187 in to deal with this sort of a mess. 1341 01:13:53,221 --> 01:13:54,671 But I think we should just pull them out. 1342 01:13:57,536 --> 01:13:59,987 Wait, wait, wait! Hold on, wait, wait, wait! 1343 01:14:00,021 --> 01:14:03,128 Um, I think I'm okay here now. 1344 01:14:03,162 --> 01:14:04,888 This isn't about you. 1345 01:14:05,613 --> 01:14:07,650 My baby girl's in there. 1346 01:14:07,684 --> 01:14:11,447 - She's okay as well. I think. - And how can you tell? 1347 01:14:13,034 --> 01:14:14,967 The lady asked you a question, honey. 1348 01:14:16,003 --> 01:14:17,038 Spit it out. 1349 01:14:17,660 --> 01:14:19,524 She took off my pants. 1350 01:14:19,558 --> 01:14:21,249 Ugh. 1351 01:14:21,284 --> 01:14:22,250 Oh, God. 1352 01:14:23,148 --> 01:14:24,494 I'm so sorry. 1353 01:14:25,668 --> 01:14:27,014 Nobody look at me! 1354 01:14:51,176 --> 01:14:53,799 Oh yeah. 1355 01:14:58,701 --> 01:15:01,635 Could be keen eh? 1356 01:15:18,306 --> 01:15:20,688 Ow! 1357 01:15:22,966 --> 01:15:24,899 How's it going in there, Boo? 1358 01:15:26,176 --> 01:15:27,592 Um, fine. 1359 01:15:27,626 --> 01:15:29,041 You need anything? 1360 01:15:29,076 --> 01:15:30,560 Some water? 1361 01:15:30,595 --> 01:15:32,079 Some electrolytes? 1362 01:15:32,113 --> 01:15:34,875 Um, maybe, like, uh, stop talking to me, thank you. 1363 01:15:34,909 --> 01:15:37,912 I had a terrible time giving birth to baby girl. 1364 01:15:37,947 --> 01:15:39,673 Took ages. 1365 01:15:39,707 --> 01:15:41,882 In the end, they had to put the forceps right up there 1366 01:15:41,916 --> 01:15:43,573 - and pull her out. - Jesus. 1367 01:15:43,608 --> 01:15:45,679 - Hmm. - Did you try, you know... 1368 01:15:45,713 --> 01:15:48,129 - getting jiggy with it? - No, I didn't, actually. 1369 01:15:50,028 --> 01:15:51,132 Try what? 1370 01:16:51,020 --> 01:16:52,297 Right, fun's over, let's pull him out, Soph? 1371 01:16:52,331 --> 01:16:54,161 - Yeah. - It's gonna be okay, baby boy. 1372 01:16:54,195 --> 01:16:56,128 One, two, three! 1373 01:18:17,969 --> 01:18:19,177 Baby, you did it! 1374 01:18:19,211 --> 01:18:21,006 You're a mum! 1375 01:18:22,180 --> 01:18:23,871 Uh, what? 1376 01:18:24,389 --> 01:18:26,840 Oh, hang on a minute. They want to talk to you. 1377 01:18:26,874 --> 01:18:28,048 Hold that. Hold that. 1378 01:18:28,531 --> 01:18:29,981 G'day, Mary. 1379 01:18:30,429 --> 01:18:32,431 Congrats. Can I come in? 1380 01:18:33,156 --> 01:18:34,917 Um. 1381 01:18:34,951 --> 01:18:36,263 Soph, better come in and take a look at the baby. 1382 01:18:36,297 --> 01:18:37,333 Yeah. 1383 01:18:46,238 --> 01:18:47,377 Bag, please. 1384 01:18:48,793 --> 01:18:49,966 How you doing? 1385 01:18:50,001 --> 01:18:51,347 Having a bit of a time? 1386 01:18:51,381 --> 01:18:52,244 - Yeah. - Yeah, mate. 1387 01:18:53,245 --> 01:18:54,833 I'm just gonna check your pulse first. 1388 01:18:59,217 --> 01:19:01,495 Okay, did you want me to put a cable tie on this umbilical? 1389 01:19:01,529 --> 01:19:03,152 Will it help? 1390 01:19:03,186 --> 01:19:04,912 Some mothers choose to wait till it stops pulsating. 1391 01:19:04,947 --> 01:19:06,396 Why? 1392 01:19:06,431 --> 01:19:07,915 It just gives the baby time to get more nutrients 1393 01:19:07,950 --> 01:19:10,469 - from your blood. - No, no, it's had enough. 1394 01:19:18,615 --> 01:19:22,205 Is there more? Oh fuck, am I having twins? 1395 01:19:22,240 --> 01:19:23,482 No, it might just be the placenta, okay? 1396 01:19:23,517 --> 01:19:25,933 - Uh-huh. - Baby girl's a mum. 1397 01:19:25,968 --> 01:19:26,969 Shut up! 1398 01:19:43,330 --> 01:19:45,401 Is it bad? 1399 01:19:45,435 --> 01:19:47,230 No, look, it's nothing some stitches won't fix. 1400 01:19:47,852 --> 01:19:50,095 - How's little one, Soph? - Yeah, seems okay. 1401 01:19:50,130 --> 01:19:52,235 Um, I just don't know what's normal around here, 1402 01:19:52,270 --> 01:19:54,375 um, and it has a tail. 1403 01:19:54,410 --> 01:19:56,067 - Is it breathing? - Yes. 1404 01:19:56,101 --> 01:19:57,585 Okay, well, wrap it in your towel. 1405 01:19:57,620 --> 01:19:59,104 Look, I think the two of you better go for a ride, eh? 1406 01:19:59,139 --> 01:20:00,899 Oh, can we do it here? 1407 01:20:01,382 --> 01:20:02,970 The stitches maybe, but it won't be as pretty 1408 01:20:03,005 --> 01:20:04,523 as... as the doctor's, and I'm not quite sure 1409 01:20:04,558 --> 01:20:06,353 what we can do if... if the baby needs help. 1410 01:20:06,387 --> 01:20:07,975 Okay, well, that's not my fucking problem. 1411 01:20:08,010 --> 01:20:10,219 Mary, you sound like a bad... 1412 01:20:10,253 --> 01:20:11,358 Bad what? 1413 01:20:14,499 --> 01:20:15,500 Person. 1414 01:20:16,466 --> 01:20:19,021 I know that you think that this is cute. 1415 01:20:20,022 --> 01:20:21,092 Huh? 1416 01:20:21,126 --> 01:20:22,472 It's a miracle of life. 1417 01:20:23,059 --> 01:20:24,371 Yes, I-- 1418 01:20:26,511 --> 01:20:28,513 But I don't want to be a mother. 1419 01:20:29,997 --> 01:20:30,964 Okay? 1420 01:20:31,412 --> 01:20:33,138 I did not agree to this. 1421 01:20:33,587 --> 01:20:35,106 And I still don't. 1422 01:20:37,591 --> 01:20:40,249 Okay... okay how about some temporary stitches now, 1423 01:20:40,283 --> 01:20:41,526 and then taking baby to the hospital 1424 01:20:41,560 --> 01:20:43,459 - can be Papa's problem. - Thank you. 1425 01:20:47,463 --> 01:20:48,636 I love you. 1426 01:20:49,914 --> 01:20:51,260 I love you too, Mum. 1427 01:20:52,709 --> 01:20:55,264 Now, did you want to put this up your bum, or shall I? 1428 01:20:55,712 --> 01:20:57,093 Oh go on then. 1429 01:20:59,268 --> 01:21:00,959 Can somebody please pull up my son's pants? 1430 01:21:04,514 --> 01:21:05,895 Bags not. 1431 01:21:08,415 --> 01:21:09,554 Did you see it? 1432 01:21:10,279 --> 01:21:11,659 What? The baby? 1433 01:21:11,694 --> 01:21:14,179 No, my... my pee-pee, she... she crushed it, 1434 01:21:14,214 --> 01:21:17,044 - and I... I can't feel anymore. - Okay, you're a father now, 1435 01:21:17,079 --> 01:21:20,082 Boo, okay? You've got to stop thinking about your pee-pee. 1436 01:21:20,116 --> 01:21:23,533 It's not all about you anymore, all right? Arm up. 1437 01:21:25,018 --> 01:21:26,088 Congrats. 1438 01:21:26,122 --> 01:21:27,468 Um. 1439 01:21:27,503 --> 01:21:29,263 Not sure if it's a girl or a boy, though. 1440 01:21:29,298 --> 01:21:30,644 Some mysteries there. 1441 01:21:30,678 --> 01:21:32,301 Want to have a cuddle? 1442 01:21:32,335 --> 01:21:34,959 Um, I'm okay. You're doing great, too. Thank you. 1443 01:21:34,993 --> 01:21:36,477 I think it likes you. 1444 01:21:36,512 --> 01:21:38,376 I don't... I don't want to get too attached to it, 1445 01:21:38,410 --> 01:21:39,722 maybe just like give it to Mary. 1446 01:21:39,756 --> 01:21:41,448 Uh, she said you'll take care of it. 1447 01:21:42,173 --> 01:21:44,520 - In what way? - In all the ways. Here. 1448 01:21:45,728 --> 01:21:47,419 Support the head. For God's sake. 1449 01:21:47,454 --> 01:21:49,352 - Which way is the head? - The opposite end from the tail. 1450 01:21:49,766 --> 01:21:51,044 The what? 1451 01:22:07,439 --> 01:22:09,165 Oh. 1452 01:22:14,688 --> 01:22:16,621 What... what are you looking at? 1453 01:22:18,450 --> 01:22:19,727 Baby has a tail. 1454 01:22:20,625 --> 01:22:23,421 Ew, that's not my fucking fault, is it? 1455 01:22:37,780 --> 01:22:39,299 Hmm? 1456 01:22:50,413 --> 01:22:53,692 Mum! 1457 01:22:53,727 --> 01:22:55,108 Mummy! 1458 01:22:55,142 --> 01:22:58,594 Mum. Mum. 1459 01:22:59,319 --> 01:23:01,355 Okay, you're going to need to clean this whole thing up, 1460 01:23:01,390 --> 01:23:03,357 - okay? It's started to turn. - Look, look! 1461 01:23:03,392 --> 01:23:06,050 Mum! Mum, I have a breast. 1462 01:23:06,084 --> 01:23:08,121 It's sucking my blood like a vampire. 1463 01:23:08,155 --> 01:23:09,536 And you did the same thing 1464 01:23:09,570 --> 01:23:11,434 but I didn't start screaming about it! Did I? 1465 01:23:11,469 --> 01:23:13,298 What... what did you do? 1466 01:23:14,161 --> 01:23:15,714 Just put you on the other breast. 1467 01:23:15,749 --> 01:23:18,234 No, no, no, no. No, I am... I am not doing that. 1468 01:23:18,269 --> 01:23:19,753 Okay, well then go and buy some formula. 1469 01:23:19,787 --> 01:23:21,306 Can you go get me some, please? 1470 01:23:21,341 --> 01:23:22,652 - No! - Please. 1471 01:23:22,687 --> 01:23:25,276 Are you even keeping her? 1472 01:23:28,382 --> 01:23:30,281 Well, then why would I bother buying you formula? 1473 01:23:30,315 --> 01:23:32,214 To make it stop screaming. It's just... 1474 01:23:32,248 --> 01:23:33,663 Oh, just put it on the breast. 1475 01:23:33,698 --> 01:23:35,631 - No, but it hurts. - Yeah, I know. 1476 01:23:35,665 --> 01:23:37,667 I breastfed you for four years. 1477 01:23:38,427 --> 01:23:39,669 Just wait till she has teeth, honey. 1478 01:23:39,704 --> 01:23:42,672 Well, at least I was like, uh, human. 1479 01:23:42,707 --> 01:23:44,191 You were close enough. 1480 01:23:46,814 --> 01:23:48,402 So is she. 1481 01:23:56,824 --> 01:23:59,275 Look, it's not so bad if you get a good latch. 1482 01:24:00,380 --> 01:24:02,175 She'll probably just go straight to sleep. 1483 01:24:02,209 --> 01:24:03,486 There we go. 1484 01:24:03,521 --> 01:24:07,111 That's it. That's it. And here we go. 1485 01:24:07,145 --> 01:24:08,698 Ah, it is sensitive. 1486 01:24:08,733 --> 01:24:11,184 There we go. Come on. Yep. There we go. 1487 01:24:11,218 --> 01:24:13,082 There we go. That's it. 1488 01:24:14,325 --> 01:24:16,430 That looks pretty good. 1489 01:24:17,224 --> 01:24:18,743 Always feels a bit funny at the start. 1490 01:24:24,197 --> 01:24:26,406 - God, this place smells. - What? 1491 01:24:26,440 --> 01:24:27,890 Could be that placenta going off. 1492 01:24:29,857 --> 01:24:33,206 - Oh, get rid of it. - No! You get rid of it, Boo. 1493 01:24:33,240 --> 01:24:35,587 - Oh, shit. Oh, what do we do? - Throw it in the bin. 1494 01:24:35,622 --> 01:24:37,831 - What if it's start to scream? - No, not the baby. 1495 01:24:37,865 --> 01:24:39,246 The blanket. 1496 01:24:39,281 --> 01:24:41,731 - Shit. - Oh, just clean it up. 1497 01:24:42,215 --> 01:24:43,906 Well, I've got a lot going on. Can you do it? 1498 01:24:43,940 --> 01:24:45,597 No, I am setting a boundary. 1499 01:24:45,632 --> 01:24:47,358 You've got to start cleaning up your own mess, 1500 01:24:47,392 --> 01:24:48,773 - Boo. - What about Mary? 1501 01:24:48,807 --> 01:24:50,637 Oh, the woman you ejaculated on. What about her? 1502 01:24:53,295 --> 01:24:54,572 Where is she? 1503 01:25:01,234 --> 01:25:02,614 Oh, shit. 1504 01:25:05,686 --> 01:25:08,586 Oh, fucking ow. 1505 01:25:08,620 --> 01:25:10,726 Are you okay in there? 1506 01:25:10,760 --> 01:25:12,935 - Do you need any help? - No, I'm fine. 1507 01:25:12,969 --> 01:25:15,144 Okay. Well, let me know 1508 01:25:15,179 --> 01:25:17,146 if another pair of hands would be useful. 1509 01:25:17,664 --> 01:25:19,631 I'm speaking from experience here, 1510 01:25:19,666 --> 01:25:21,944 because you ripped me from my pink to my stink. 1511 01:25:21,978 --> 01:25:24,843 Oh, loving that mental image. Thank you so much, Mum. 1512 01:25:25,603 --> 01:25:28,226 It took me more than a year to get over it. 1513 01:25:28,261 --> 01:25:31,367 I had to take painkillers just to do number two. 1514 01:25:33,300 --> 01:25:36,959 The blood has dried, and it's glued the nappy to my gooch. 1515 01:25:36,993 --> 01:25:38,374 Oh. 1516 01:25:38,409 --> 01:25:39,893 Is it all right if I take a look? 1517 01:25:40,514 --> 01:25:42,378 Yeah, since when do we have boundaries? 1518 01:25:42,413 --> 01:25:45,519 You've had so many people all up in your business. 1519 01:25:45,554 --> 01:25:47,418 I thought you might need some space. 1520 01:25:47,452 --> 01:25:50,179 No, it's all good, but I do appreciate you asking. 1521 01:25:50,214 --> 01:25:51,594 - Thank you. - Okay. 1522 01:25:52,906 --> 01:25:56,496 Let's see if we can get this thing wet, shall we? 1523 01:25:56,530 --> 01:25:58,187 Oh, oh my God, it's already happening. 1524 01:25:58,636 --> 01:25:59,671 - It's okay. - I'm sorry. 1525 01:26:01,708 --> 01:26:03,227 - It's stinging, it's stinging. - It's okay. 1526 01:26:03,261 --> 01:26:04,573 - Ow! - It's okay. 1527 01:26:04,607 --> 01:26:06,782 It's only natural. 1528 01:26:06,816 --> 01:26:08,611 Embrace the flow. 1529 01:26:09,750 --> 01:26:13,340 groans 1530 01:26:17,931 --> 01:26:19,346 Okay. 1531 01:26:22,970 --> 01:26:24,593 I really appreciate you, Mum. 1532 01:26:25,387 --> 01:26:27,251 I appreciate you too, Mary. 1533 01:26:29,494 --> 01:26:30,495 Oh! 1534 01:26:30,530 --> 01:26:31,703 Oh! Fucking hell! 1535 01:26:45,890 --> 01:26:47,926 There we go. There we go. 1536 01:27:02,769 --> 01:27:04,288 Oh, yeah. 1537 01:27:14,090 --> 01:27:15,851 Actually kind of cute, huh? 1538 01:27:17,370 --> 01:27:18,543 Okay. 1539 01:27:44,535 --> 01:27:46,916 Okay. Well, uh, this is it. 1540 01:27:46,951 --> 01:27:49,609 Uh, you know, maybe we'll see each other again, you know? 1541 01:27:49,643 --> 01:27:50,920 Because I'll, you know, come find you, 1542 01:27:50,955 --> 01:27:52,612 and you'll be famous. 1543 01:27:52,646 --> 01:27:55,442 - Oh shit, sorry, wrong house. - Hey, get back here. 1544 01:27:59,412 --> 01:28:00,827 Were you about to leave this baby here? 1545 01:28:00,861 --> 01:28:02,484 No, no. Wait... 1546 01:28:02,932 --> 01:28:04,900 do you, uh, wait, do you want me to? 1547 01:28:04,934 --> 01:28:06,695 No, I don't want you to. That's kind of fucked up. 1548 01:28:07,799 --> 01:28:09,042 Honey! 1549 01:28:09,076 --> 01:28:10,802 This guy's trying to leave us his baby. 1550 01:28:10,837 --> 01:28:12,356 We don't need any more babies. 1551 01:28:12,390 --> 01:28:13,598 Yeah, I told him. 1552 01:28:13,633 --> 01:28:15,082 Let me see. 1553 01:28:18,465 --> 01:28:20,053 It's quite cute. 1554 01:28:20,087 --> 01:28:22,020 Why does he look like that? 1555 01:28:26,680 --> 01:28:28,820 Kind of have like an alien penis, and... 1556 01:28:29,580 --> 01:28:30,684 looks a bit like that. 1557 01:28:30,719 --> 01:28:33,411 And so, yeah, that's the truth. 1558 01:28:33,791 --> 01:28:35,689 No shame, mate. No shame. 1559 01:28:37,519 --> 01:28:38,451 But hey... 1560 01:28:38,865 --> 01:28:40,038 it gets easier. 1561 01:28:41,971 --> 01:28:44,353 - Really? - Definitely. 1562 01:28:51,671 --> 01:28:53,397 - Boo! - Oh! Oh. 1563 01:28:53,949 --> 01:28:55,157 - Haha. - Hey, hi. 1564 01:28:55,191 --> 01:28:56,503 - Hi. - Hi, Mary. 1565 01:28:56,538 --> 01:28:59,472 Uh, uh, nice to... nice to see you. 1566 01:28:59,506 --> 01:29:02,475 - My mum said you have titties. - No, um... 1567 01:29:03,130 --> 01:29:06,720 yeah. Uh, well, it's just like... it's just one tit. 1568 01:29:07,721 --> 01:29:08,998 But my mum said I should 1569 01:29:09,033 --> 01:29:10,172 let the baby latch onto the other one, 1570 01:29:10,206 --> 01:29:12,519 just so like, um, even them out. 1571 01:29:13,106 --> 01:29:14,418 Smart. Nice. 1572 01:29:15,004 --> 01:29:16,868 Uh, how... how... how are you? 1573 01:29:16,903 --> 01:29:20,838 I'm all good. Just like, full force pissing my pants 1574 01:29:20,872 --> 01:29:22,046 every time I sneeze. 1575 01:29:22,080 --> 01:29:23,634 - That's hot. - Ew. 1576 01:29:23,668 --> 01:29:27,189 Sorry, sorry. Um, uh, can I help in any way? 1577 01:29:27,223 --> 01:29:28,155 Thanks. 1578 01:29:28,742 --> 01:29:30,157 But, you know, I've got my mum. 1579 01:29:32,090 --> 01:29:33,540 Mums, eh? 1580 01:29:33,575 --> 01:29:35,128 Uh, frickin' eh. 1581 01:29:37,993 --> 01:29:40,133 Want to come over to my house, watch some shit on TV sometime? 1582 01:29:40,167 --> 01:29:43,481 Yes. Sorry, yeah. Yes, please. 1583 01:29:43,516 --> 01:29:45,103 - Thank you, yeah. - Okay. Cool. 1584 01:29:50,661 --> 01:29:52,732 - I better go do some dad stuff. - Yeah. 1585 01:29:54,250 --> 01:29:56,460 - Yeah. - Hey, Boo, 1586 01:29:56,494 --> 01:29:57,909 does the baby have a name? 1587 01:29:59,808 --> 01:30:01,603 Um, no. 1588 01:30:01,637 --> 01:30:03,605 Oh. You should give it a name. 1589 01:30:04,675 --> 01:30:05,607 Yeah. 1590 01:30:10,059 --> 01:30:11,440 Hey, um, you... 1591 01:30:11,992 --> 01:30:13,787 you know that you're welcome to have a cuddle 1592 01:30:13,822 --> 01:30:15,893 anytime you want. You know, if you want. 1593 01:30:21,105 --> 01:30:22,589 Yeah... 1594 01:30:24,591 --> 01:30:25,799 Nah. 1595 01:30:39,123 --> 01:30:45,992 ♪ Disease is creeping over me And I can't help but do wrong ♪ 1596 01:30:46,026 --> 01:30:49,133 ♪ Until I'm standing out On your lawn ♪ 1597 01:30:50,790 --> 01:30:56,520 ♪ The breeze is creeping over me And I can't help but feel warm ♪ 1598 01:30:56,554 --> 01:31:00,006 ♪ Until I'm standing out On your lawn ♪ 1599 01:31:13,053 --> 01:31:20,026 ♪ Disease is creeping over me And I can't help but do wrong ♪ 1600 01:31:20,060 --> 01:31:22,856 ♪ Until I'm standing out On your lawn ♪