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[heist music playing]

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[crowd cheering]

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["We Wish You a Merry Christmas" playing]

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[cheering]

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[Wolf] 'Twas the day before Christmas
Before the Bad Guys turned good

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When all through the city
They cased each and every neighborhood

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Did that rhyme? Is "'twas" even a word?

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Look, here's the thing.

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Our story is set
when the Bad Guys were still bad, okay?

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And at the best time of the year,
when all the good heists can be had.

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All right, guys, what's tomorrow?

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The Bad Guys
Holiday Heist-tacular! [cackles]

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[in unison] The Bad Guys
Holiday Heist-tacular!

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What does that mean?

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While all these normies stay home
with their loved ones, or whatever…

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…this place turns into a ghost town!

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No guards, no fuzz.

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This city's our heisting stage!

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And we're gonna clean it out.

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Oh, it's a Bad Guys tradition.

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And so is spending the day before

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coming up with a list of everything
we're going to steal Christmas morning.

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Ooh, I want to hit that place
with all the stinky cheese.

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No reason. I-I don't even like it.

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-Okay, I like it a little!
-Cheesy Dan's is on the list.

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[gasping]

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City… Corporate… Bank.

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Oh, yeah. That's what we've been waiting
all year for.

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It's gonna be the cherry
on top of our criminal sundae.

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Tomorrow morning, it,

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and everything else in this city,
will be ours.

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-[whooping]
-[Shark] That's what I'm talking about!

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[Channel 6 Action News music playing]

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Tiffany Fluffit here with
the moment we've all been waiting for.

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Our beloved Big Nick
has just made his first appearance.

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I think I speak for the entire city
when I say…

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I love you, Big Nick!

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[man] Hey, hey! This street's closed!

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It's the Bad Guys!

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[gasping]

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Better get a move on it, Wolfie.

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[engine revving]

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[tires screeching]

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[gasping]

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-[gasps]
-[tires screeching]

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I think we just stole Santa.

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Nice!

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The Bad Guys are stealing Big Nick!

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Help!

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-[woman] Someone stop them!
-[Wolf] Ah!

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That's very not good.

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This isn't that famous balloon everybody's
freakishly emotionally attached to, is it?

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No, no, no. This is a different
giant Santa-shaped balloon.

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-[sighs]
-Of course it is!

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[Snake grunts]

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[tires screeching]

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Whoa! Whoa! Oh!

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-[gasping]
-Whoa!

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-Hmm?
-Huh?

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[Shark exclaiming]

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-[Wolf] I can't see!
-Get it off of me!

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-[Piranha] The lights!
-[Shark] Santa's hugging me!

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[sighs]

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[tires screeching]

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[Wolf] Ha-ha! See ya, Santa!

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[Bad Guys sighing]

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[electricity crackling]

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[onlookers screaming]

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[child wailing]

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[shrieks]

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[woman] No! Not Big Nick!

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[Christmassy heist music playing]

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[bauble jingling]

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[Channel 6 Action News music playing]

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Tiffany Fluffit reporting live from
the scene of the worst attack on this city

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since the introduction
of electric scooters.

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Our beloved Big Nick has been destroyed
by the notoriously notorious Bad Guys.

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We're a city in mourning this morning.

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[wailing] Why?

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Why indeed.
It's a senseless act of bah-humbuggery.

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All attempts to wash the abomination off
have only made it more terrifying,

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further lowering holiday spirits.

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It's never felt less
like Christmas in the city.

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Sir, your reaction?

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It's just not the holidays
without Big Nick. [sniffles]

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He was like a father to me.
Don't think I'll even celebrate tomorrow.

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Probably just go into work,
guard the bank like any other day,

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and be extra attentive
to distract myself from this monstrosity.

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Why can't I look away?

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You heard it here first.

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Christmas is canceled.

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This can't be happening!

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The whole point of Christmas morning

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is that no one is around
to stop us from maximum heisting!

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B-b-but we were gonna rob the bank!

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And now we can't
because of some dumb Santa?

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[gasps] You take that back right now!

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Santa is a criminal hero
who deserves our respect,

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in balloon form or otherwise.

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He's broken into more homes than anyone
and never been caught.

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What's even the point of anything?

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Unless… And hear me out on this.

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If we set our clocks back 24 hours
and go to sleep right now,

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maybe, when we wake up,
none of this will have happened.

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Yeah? Come on. Night, night!

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If destroying the Santa balloon
was all it took to cancel Christmas,

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then all we have to do is recreate it,
and boom, Christmas is back!

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[impersonating air horn]

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That's the sound of
all our problems being solved,

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because I've already made
something better.

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[rejoiceful music playing]

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[Webs] Robo-Claus! [cackles]

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Built this bad boy
for our Christmas morning bank job.

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I was gonna surprise you all tomorrow,
but you can call me a genius now.

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-Check it.
-[beep]

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[screaming]

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Uh, it is surprising, for sure.

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[Webs] The normies will forget
about their balloon

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once they lay their eyes on this beaut.

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And it captures Santa's true nature.

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None of that jolly business.

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The suit
really should be operated by a driver.

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Come on. Wolfie, try him on.

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Oh, that's… Uh, I'm good. Thanks, though.

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And as great as this is,

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the jolly component
of Jolly Old Saint Nick

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is probably
why non-criminal folks like him.

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[whispering] Don't listen. You're perfect.

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If we all work together,

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I'm sure a bunch of criminal masterminds
like us can make one silly Santa balloon.

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Even I'm a little offended by this.

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[Piranha] His beard looks like a tentacle.

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I feel scandalized.

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Okay, lost some time there,
but we'll figure out another way

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to cheer up the city
in time to rob it in the morning.

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Which, sure, is in, like, 12 hours,
so lay it on me.

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What else says holiday spirit?

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Stealing whatever we want, because,
normally, guards take the day off.

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But no, not this year.

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They'll be at work, ruining
the only good thing about Christmas.

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Only good thing?

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What about
all the classic Christmas criminals?

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The Grinch?

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Hans Gruber?

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Ebenezer Scrooge!

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-[gasping]
-[Snake] Ooh, nice.

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That guy's a legend.

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He parties with ghosts
and wears a dress to bed.

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And yet,
his story has never been properly told.

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So I propose that we put on a show
for the whole city,

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with me as Scrooge…
and all the other characters.

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But without that needy,
nefarious Tiny Tim tearing Scrooge down!

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And I would buy a ticket to that show,

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but we gotta stick to the awful stuff
people like-- [screams]

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[balloon squeaking on window]

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Ooh, my favorite part of the holidays
is getting a lump of coal.

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It really makes me feel
like I'm making good choices, you know?

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The Naughty List is a badge of honor.

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-Maybe we can get everyone some coal.
-[Wolf] Piranha!

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-You're a genius!
-I am?

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-We're going to play Santa.
-No, no, no. Let me get this straight.

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Are you suggesting we give
instead of take?

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Think of it this way.

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We'll steal the gifts
from the big department store,

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and then break into houses to leave them.

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That sounds a lot like Robin Hood,

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who is notoriously good.

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Ugh! That guy's the worst.
He ruined tights for me.

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We're doing good for the greater bad.

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If folks have presents waiting for them,
they'll stay home on Christmas morning,

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and our Holiday Heist-tacular
can live again.

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Uh, yeah.
Uh, we also have to deal with this.

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[heavy metal music blaring]

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[yelling] After the balloon incident,

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the radio station
stopped playing Christmas music,

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and is broadcasting
something called Doom Tunes instead!

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-Huh?
-Huh?

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-[music stops]
-Which isn't helping holiday spirit.

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If someone can
get into the recording studio to help,

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I could hack the station's antenna
and stream my sweet Santa mix.

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Good idea, Webs.

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All right, guys. Let's go do some good,
so we can be bad.

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Here's the plan.

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Piranha will help Webs get to the antenna
so she can hack it.

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Shark will infiltrate the radio station
and distract the DJ

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so she doesn't notice Webs is
taking over the feed with holiday music.

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Finally, Snake and I will steal gifts
from the department store,

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to then break in
and leave them in unsuspecting houses.

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[engine revving]

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And that was "No, No, No, Noel"
by Death Anchor.

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Bah humbug! Am I right? [chuckles]

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Scrooge?

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Uh, look, man, if you're here
to teach me the meaning of Christmas,

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I'm not interested.

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-[horn honks]
-[gasps]

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Don't you dare give the Right Dishonorable
Ebenezer Scrooge the horn!

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Buddy, I don't work with sidekicks.

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I kick no one's sides!

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Unless it's that annoying brat, Tiny Tim.

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This should be a breeze.

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All you have to do is
break into the house and leave it.

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[hisses] Fine.

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Let's get this over with.

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[heist music playing]

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Well, I definitely did it. We can go now.

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What? You never seen an ab before?

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Cough it up.

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[hisses, retches]

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Come on.

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[retches]

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Gimme a break.
Giving, not taking, is unnatural.

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[sighs] I'll do it.

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Watch and learn.

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[heist music playing]

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See?

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[hisses]

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-Piece of cake.
-So, what's that, then?

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What's what?

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[Wolf chuckles]

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Get ready to sign off…
'cause I've been itching for a fight.

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And, you know,
you look a lot like that shark

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from the gang who took down Big Nick.

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Me? No!

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[clears throat] I am Scrooge.

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-See? Muttonchops?
-Ha-ha!

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-[button clicks]
-[grunting]

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[slurps]

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[Webs groans]

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[power whirring down]

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Shark, why did you cut the station's feed?

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[shrieks] I didn't!
Well, I did, b-but she made me!

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Police channel's full of chatter
about the station cutting out.

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You got to fill the dead air before
they figure out what we're doing up here.

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Truly, nothing I would love more.

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And I do have material prepared,
but I kind of have my hands full here.

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-[whimpers]
-[Piranha] Patch me in.

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You? I-I mean… you?

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Patch… me… in.

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[beep]

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[Christmassy music playing]

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♪ This Christmas
All the bells are ringin' ♪

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♪ And the jewels are blingin' for me ♪

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♪ Ha! ♪

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♪ I'll be stealing this Christmas
You'll see ♪

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♪ It's Christmas ♪

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00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:42,369
♪ Merry Christmas to me ♪

247
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[beep]

248
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,710
[sighs, panting]

249
00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:53,964
[button clicks]

250
00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,719
Is Christmas un-canceled?

251
00:11:58,802 --> 00:12:00,137
After the unexpected carols

252
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:03,015
and some secret Santas
leaving presents all through the city,

253
00:12:03,098 --> 00:12:04,475
holiday spirit is up.

254
00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:08,812
But is it enough to fill
the Big Nick-sized hole in our hearts?

255
00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:10,481
Stay tuned to find out.

256
00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:12,149
Nice going, fin bro!

257
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:13,525
[whooping]

258
00:12:13,609 --> 00:12:15,068
What if it wasn't enough?

259
00:12:15,152 --> 00:12:18,572
If folks don't stay home to celebrate
tomorrow, we can't clean the city out.

260
00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:20,407
Wolfie, it's late.

261
00:12:20,491 --> 00:12:22,117
Look, we did the best we could.

262
00:12:22,201 --> 00:12:24,703
-If not this year, there's always next.
-No.

263
00:12:24,786 --> 00:12:27,247
We… W-we just need something big

264
00:12:27,331 --> 00:12:30,000
to push the holiday spirit in the city
over the edge.

265
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:33,420
Oh, you can stop dropping hints now, Wolf.

266
00:12:33,504 --> 00:12:34,671
I'll do it.

267
00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:38,884
I'll perform my one-shark
Christmas villains showcase.

268
00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:41,678
I don't know where I'm gonna find
20 tons of fake snow,

269
00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:44,515
but I'm a professional, baby,
so I will find a way.

270
00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:45,724
Shark, that's it!

271
00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:48,560
If we made it snowy,
the holiday spirit would be undeniable.

272
00:12:48,644 --> 00:12:50,729
There would be no stopping us then.

273
00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:54,608
Finally, a chance to hack the atmosphere!
I actually have an app for that.

274
00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:57,069
We're good
with a little collateral flooding, right?

275
00:12:57,152 --> 00:13:01,406
Or we just steal the snow machine
at the ski resort?

276
00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:04,701
-We'll never get there and back in time.
-[Snake] What about that?

277
00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:10,707
We use the shaved ice machine
to make snow.

278
00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:12,709
Not as exciting
as altering Earth's weather

279
00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:16,797
through atmospheric geoengineering,
but I think I can make it work.

280
00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,715
[heist music playing]

281
00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:23,512
[gasps]

282
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,306
[exclaims]

283
00:13:26,390 --> 00:13:28,684
Oh, thank you, thank you.
I'm all turned around.

284
00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:32,396
First, Christmas is canceled.
Now, maybe it's back on.

285
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:33,939
So I rebuy everything.

286
00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:35,983
W-what flavor can I get you?

287
00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:38,318
Uh, please describe them to me
in great detail

288
00:13:38,402 --> 00:13:41,154
while I interrupt
with all sorts of unnecessary questions.

289
00:13:42,239 --> 00:13:43,574
[lock rattling]

290
00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:44,575
Aha.

291
00:13:45,242 --> 00:13:46,243
[Shark] Hmm.

292
00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:50,622
Does Mistletoe Mint
taste more like missiles or toes?

293
00:13:50,706 --> 00:13:51,748
It tastes like mint.

294
00:13:53,292 --> 00:13:54,126
[exclaims]

295
00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:57,963
[gasps] Please maintain eye contact
with me at all times!

296
00:13:58,046 --> 00:13:59,339
Oh, wait. Well, I…

297
00:13:59,423 --> 00:14:03,176
I require trustworthiness
from all my frozen-delicacy suppliers.

298
00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:05,846
When I give you the signal,
turn the dial up.

299
00:14:05,929 --> 00:14:06,930
A five should do it.

300
00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:10,058
-[Piranha grunts]
-[pipe scraping]

301
00:14:10,142 --> 00:14:11,935
[heist music playing]

302
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:13,395
-[laughs]
-All set, Wolfie.

303
00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:14,813
[Webs] Fire her up.

304
00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:16,440
[whirring]

305
00:14:17,274 --> 00:14:21,153
Nothing's gonna get in the way
of our Holiday Heist-tacular.

306
00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:23,488
[whirring intensifies]

307
00:14:23,572 --> 00:14:24,573
[rumbling]

308
00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:28,035
[rejoiceful music playing]

309
00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:29,244
Hmm?

310
00:14:29,328 --> 00:14:30,162
Huh?

311
00:14:30,245 --> 00:14:31,496
-[gasps]
-[woman] Ooh!

312
00:14:33,457 --> 00:14:35,042
[cheering]

313
00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:38,962
Tiffany Fluffit reporting live

314
00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:42,090
from the scene of
an unexpected winter wonderland.

315
00:14:42,174 --> 00:14:44,509
It may not be real,
but what in this town is?

316
00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:47,763
In fact, it's never felt more
like the holidays in the city.

317
00:14:47,846 --> 00:14:50,307
Christmas is officially back on!

318
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,267
-[cheering]
-[excitable chattering]

319
00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:55,771
It's beautiful!

320
00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:57,439
We did it. We really did it.

321
00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:59,566
It makes me feel all warm inside.

322
00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:01,777
So merry and b-bright,

323
00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:05,030
like someone lit a candle
in the cold cavern of my heart.

324
00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:09,868
[grunts] If you like that sort of thing.
Which I don't. I do not.

325
00:15:11,662 --> 00:15:13,288
-[rumbling]
-[gasps]

326
00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:15,332
[mechanical banging]

327
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,249
[whimpers]

328
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:18,168
[grunts]

329
00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:21,004
She's gonna blow!

330
00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:23,090
[crowd screaming]

331
00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:25,050
[woman] That psychic was right!

332
00:15:25,634 --> 00:15:27,594
[sighs] That's not good.

333
00:15:27,678 --> 00:15:29,262
It's too cold!

334
00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:31,056
[wind whistling]

335
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:39,690
[exclaims]

336
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:43,193
For a brief moment,
it looked like the holidays were back on,

337
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,112
but that moment has passed.

338
00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:48,699
A frozen vortex
is spinning out of control downtown.

339
00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:51,243
Will it suck in all surrounding life?

340
00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:52,953
-[shivering]
-[teeth chattering]

341
00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:55,539
That's not going to happen.

342
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:56,707
Probably.

343
00:15:56,790 --> 00:16:00,419
As long as you didn't turn the dial
all the way up. Wolf?

344
00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:03,171
I-I figured a ten
would be twice the holiday spirit?

345
00:16:03,255 --> 00:16:04,339
-What?
-Why, I ought to…

346
00:16:04,423 --> 00:16:07,467
-You're lucky my fins are frozen!
-I'm too talented to die!

347
00:16:07,551 --> 00:16:10,595
That vortex is about to suck in the city!
No time to be mad at me!

348
00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:13,015
I'll make time. Everything was fine.

349
00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:15,892
But no, you had to go
and push things too far,

350
00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:17,769
like always!

351
00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:20,605
I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

352
00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:23,817
It's just, stealing with you all
Christmas morning

353
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,485
is the highlight of my year.

354
00:16:25,569 --> 00:16:29,031
I got so wrapped up in making sure
our Holiday Heist-tacular happened

355
00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:30,282
that I put you at risk.

356
00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:33,577
And that's the last thing
I'd ever want to do.

357
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,537
[Shark sniffles]

358
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:36,455
Uh…

359
00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:38,290
-Yo, get a life.
-That's gross.

360
00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:41,501
-These are theatrical tears.
-Yeah, fine, whatever.

361
00:16:41,585 --> 00:16:42,794
Better stop that machine,

362
00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:45,964
or it won't just be
our Holiday Heist-tacular that's canceled.

363
00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:48,341
Webs, can't you, like, hack your device?

364
00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:51,511
Oh, yeah, sure.
Why didn't I think of that?

365
00:16:51,595 --> 00:16:53,513
Of course I can't hack it!

366
00:16:53,597 --> 00:16:55,891
Think I'd leave security loopholes
in my own tech?

367
00:16:55,974 --> 00:16:58,351
The only way to stop it is to unplug it.

368
00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:00,896
Then that's what we do.

369
00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:02,981
[grunting, shivering]

370
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,818
[exclaiming]

371
00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:10,113
[grunting]

372
00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:14,618
[screams]

373
00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:16,620
Fin bro!

374
00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:18,580
[Shark exclaims, grunts]

375
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:22,542
[grunts, gasps]

376
00:17:22,626 --> 00:17:24,836
Cover your eyes! Don't look at me!

377
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,840
If Shark's not strong enough, who is?

378
00:17:28,924 --> 00:17:29,925
[gasps]

379
00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:31,426
I know who.

380
00:17:31,510 --> 00:17:33,261
[screaming]

381
00:17:34,513 --> 00:17:36,306
The situation has worsened.

382
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,141
-Oh!
-[man screams]

383
00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:43,188
[shivering]

384
00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:46,024
-[pounding footsteps in distance]
-Are you seeing this?

385
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,113
[Wolf] Not that way! How do I…

386
00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:54,741
[Webs] Ah, you have to relax.
The suit is intuitive.

387
00:17:54,825 --> 00:17:56,118
Don't force it.

388
00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:57,536
Just walk.

389
00:17:58,829 --> 00:18:00,664
[pounding footsteps]

390
00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:07,712
[beeping]

391
00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:10,924
[rapid beeping]

392
00:18:17,681 --> 00:18:21,601
Whoa! Folks, we're witnessing
some sort of Christmas miracle.

393
00:18:21,685 --> 00:18:25,272
A Santa cyborg
appears to be attempting to save the city!

394
00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:26,982
[Wolf grunting]

395
00:18:27,691 --> 00:18:28,984
[beeping]

396
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:31,945
[Wolf grunting]

397
00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:34,948
Whoa! [exclaims]

398
00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:36,533
[grunts]

399
00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:40,620
[Webs] Whoa!

400
00:18:40,704 --> 00:18:43,373
-[Piranha grunts]
-I got you!

401
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,750
[Bad Guys screaming over comms]

402
00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:51,047
[screaming]

403
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:53,258
-[groans]
-[whirring]

404
00:18:57,971 --> 00:18:59,639
[Shark grunting]

405
00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:05,187
[screaming]

406
00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:07,189
[yells]

407
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:11,401
[grunts]

408
00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:18,575
[grunting]

409
00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:21,870
[rejoiceful music playing]

410
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,707
[cheering]

411
00:19:30,462 --> 00:19:33,215
One at a time, folks. Please, form a line.

412
00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:35,050
[exclaims]

413
00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:36,051
Whoa! Whoa!

414
00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:37,135
[grunts]

415
00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:38,720
[groans]

416
00:19:40,764 --> 00:19:42,224
[crowd cheering]

417
00:19:42,307 --> 00:19:47,562
Balloon Santa may have gone up in flames,
but the city has a new Santa mascot.

418
00:19:47,646 --> 00:19:52,984
That's right, Robo-Claus is
a huge mech robot that screams family fun.

419
00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:57,572
Well, I gotta hand it to you, Webs,
they really love your Santa.

420
00:19:57,656 --> 00:19:58,949
Maybe too much.

421
00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:02,702
These people gotta get home if we're
to pull our morning Holiday Heist-tacular.

422
00:20:02,786 --> 00:20:03,745
Ah.

423
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,331
-[beep]
-[whirring]

424
00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:07,958
[exclaiming]

425
00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:11,336
[cheering]

426
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,091
Shark, I patched your comms into the suit.

427
00:20:16,174 --> 00:20:18,927
He's no Scrooge,
but think you could play Santa?

428
00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:22,764
[over Robo-Claus speaker]
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! Happy Holidays!

429
00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:24,641
Now, it's late,

430
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,685
so everyone go to bed,

431
00:20:26,768 --> 00:20:32,190
because Santa commands that everyone
celebrate tomorrow in their homes,

432
00:20:32,274 --> 00:20:34,567
and not at their security guard jobs.

433
00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:36,194
-Ho-ho-ho!
-I'll do it.

434
00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:38,822
I'll stay home for you, Robo-Claus.

435
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,240
Please be proud of me.

436
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:41,992
We did it!

437
00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:46,538
-The Bad Guys saved Christ-- [sneezes]
-[groaning]

438
00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:51,418
-[sneezing]
-[Wolf sniffles]

439
00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:54,879
I can't believe that,
after all that, we're too si--

440
00:20:54,963 --> 00:20:56,006
[sneezes]

441
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:59,217
…we're too sick
to pull off our Holiday Heist-tacular.

442
00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:01,803
How about a new holiday tradition?

443
00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:04,431
No more traditions or holidays.

444
00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:06,808
Bah hu-- [sneezes, sniffles]

445
00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:11,479
[shrieks] What… is… that?

446
00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:15,317
Oh, no. I think they're presents.

447
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,359
Like, for us?

448
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:20,030
Must have done so much good for the city
that we ended up on Santa's Nice List.

449
00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:22,157
I'm gonna be sick!

450
00:21:22,991 --> 00:21:24,492
The shame!

451
00:21:24,576 --> 00:21:28,788
Not only did that bearded freak
have the gall to break into our lair,

452
00:21:28,872 --> 00:21:32,292
he goes and gives us presents, not coal!

453
00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:33,335
[sniffs]

454
00:21:33,418 --> 00:21:36,379
Wait. Is that stinky cheese?
How did he know?

455
00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:39,549
The Bad Guys will be the laughing stock
of the criminal community.

456
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:42,135
I'll never be able to show my face again.

457
00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:43,887
This will not stand.

458
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:45,638
We need to start planning now.

459
00:21:45,722 --> 00:21:48,099
Next year,
we are going to heist the North Pole

460
00:21:48,183 --> 00:21:51,728
and show Santa that the Bad Guys
belong on the Naughty List.

461
00:21:53,229 --> 00:21:54,272
[Wolf] And so, yeah

462
00:21:54,356 --> 00:21:56,983
The Bad Guys stole Christmas
From ourselves

463
00:21:57,067 --> 00:21:59,611
And Santa deemed us good little elves

464
00:21:59,694 --> 00:22:02,822
Until next year, when we get all not nice

465
00:22:02,906 --> 00:22:06,493
Happy Heisting to all
And to all, a good heist

466
00:22:06,576 --> 00:22:08,995
["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy" playing]

467
00:22:09,954 --> 00:22:11,289
[man screams]