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《壞蛋聯盟：壞壞過聖誕》

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從前從前在平安夜當天

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此時壞蛋還沒從良

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他們跑遍全城為做壞事探路

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有押韻嗎？“從前從前”會太幼稚嗎？

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重點來了

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故事背景是設定在壞蛋還是壞蛋吧？

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最棒的搶劫總是在一年最棒時節發生

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夥伴們，明天是什麼日子？

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壞蛋佳節大搶劫

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壞蛋佳節大搶劫

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那是啥意思？

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趁老百姓都跟親友待在家裡

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這個地方會變鬼城，沒守衛、沒警察

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全城都是我們的搶劫舞台

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我們會搜刮一空

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這是壞蛋傳統

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在搶劫前一天

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列出聖誕節必偷清單也一樣是傳統

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我想搶那間店的臭起司

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沒來由，我根本不喜歡

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-好啦，有一點點喜歡啦
-起司丹上榜囉

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（銀行）

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城市商業銀行

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那是我們期待了一整年的目標

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會讓我們的戰利品錦上添花

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明天早上，本市各處都隨我們搶

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這才像樣嘛

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（蒂芬妮毛茸茸特別報導）

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我是蒂芬妮毛茸茸
為大家帶來眾所期待的一刻

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我們心愛的大尼克剛剛初登場了

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我能代表全城市民說出心聲

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“大尼克，我愛你”

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喂，這邊封街了啦

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壞蛋來了！

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狼仔，該閃了

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我們好像偷了聖誕老人

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讚

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壞蛋想偷大尼克

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幫幫忙！快來人阻止他們

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好像不太妙

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這該不會是那顆超級有名

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大家都瘋狂喜歡的氣球吧？

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不是…這是別顆聖誕老人造型氣球

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廢話，當然是啊

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-我看不到
-快點拿開

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-誰把燈關了？
-好像聖誕老人在抱我喔

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聖誕老人再見

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不！大尼克不要啊！

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《壞蛋聯盟：壞壞過聖誕》

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（蒂芬妮毛茸茸特別報導）

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蒂芬妮毛茸茸在現場報導

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這是自從電動滑板車問世後
本市所遭到的最慘烈攻擊

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我們心愛的大尼克

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被惡名昭彰的壞蛋毀了

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今天早上全市都在哀悼

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為什麼？

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確實令人難解

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這根本一點道理都沒有

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所有想洗白這幅鬼畫的努力

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都反而使它變得更可怕

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害佳節精神越來越低迷

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本市的聖誕氣氛從來沒有這麼低落過

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你有什麼感受？

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沒有大尼克就不算佳節了

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它就像我的父親一樣

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我明天不想慶祝了

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可能就像平常一樣到銀行上班當警衛

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還會特別專心

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才不會想到這個可怕的東西

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我為什麼移不開視線？

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本頻道搶先報導，聖誕節要取消了

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不能這樣啊

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聖誕節早上的重點

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就是沒人會阻止我們
做出最極限的搶劫行動

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可是…我們打算搶銀行耶

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現在卻因為白癡聖誕老人就得放棄？

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給我把這句話收回去

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聖誕老人是罪犯英雄
不管是氣球還是真人都值得尊敬

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他闖空門的次數無人能及
而且從來沒被抓過

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這下還有什麼意義？

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除非…聽我說

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如果我們把時鐘往回撥24小時
然後立刻去睡覺

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說不定醒來會發現這一切未曾發生過

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對吧？晚安囉

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如果只是毀了聖誕老人氣球
就搞到要取消聖誕節

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那我們只要再做一顆氣球

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聖誕節就回來了

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這是問題解決的音效

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因為我已經做了更好的東西

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聖誕機器老人

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我為聖誕節搶銀行打造了這個狠角色

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本來是打算明天再給你們驚喜

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你們現在可以稱讚我是天才了

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看好了

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確實很令人驚訝

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等老百姓看到這個藝術品
一定會忘了他們的聖誕老人氣球

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它還有著聖誕老人的真正本色

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不搞歡樂那一套

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這套裝備應該由車手操作

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狼仔，試試看吧

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不用了，謝謝

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這雖然很棒

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但聖誕老人的歡樂成分

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大概就是非罪犯會喜歡他的原因

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別聽他亂說，你很完美

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只要同心協力

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我們這群犯罪大師
一定能做出一顆白癡聖誕老人氣球

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就連我都覺得有點惡劣

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它的鬍鬚看起來好像觸手

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我嚇傻了

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雖然浪費了一點時間

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但只要想辦法幫全市打氣
就能趕得及在聖誕節搶劫

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還剩下12小時

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說吧，還有什麼有“佳節精神”？

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想偷什麼就偷什麼
因為那天警衛通常都會放假

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但今年不行了

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他們會去上班

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毀掉聖誕節唯一的好事

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唯一的好事？

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那所有的經典聖誕罪犯呢？

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鬼靈精、漢斯格魯博、史顧己

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那傢伙是傳奇人物

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他和鬼魂開派對，還穿禮服睡覺

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但他的故事卻從來沒被好好講述過

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我建議我們演一場好戲給全市看

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由我扮演史顧己

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還有其他角色

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除了那個拖累史顧己的黏人小提姆

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就連我都想買票進場了

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但我們得堅持做所有壞事…

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我最愛聖誕節的部分就是得到煤炭

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讓我覺得我沒走上歪路

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壞小孩名單正是榮譽勳章

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我們說不定可以送煤炭給大家

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食人魚，你是天才

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-真的嗎？
-我們要假扮聖誕老人

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我先搞清楚，你的意思是
我們不搶劫，反而要大放送？

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這樣想吧

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我們從大百貨公司偷禮物

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然後闖空門留下禮物

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聽起來好像善名昭彰的羅賓漢

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那傢伙爛透了，害我不喜歡緊身褲

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我們做好事是為了幹壞事

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如果家裡有禮物
市民就會在家過聖誕

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我們的佳節大搶劫就能復活啦

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對了，還有一個問題要處理

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氣球事件之後

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廣播電台就不播聖誕音樂了

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反而播起所謂的“末日音樂”

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這對佳節精神一點幫助都沒有

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如果有人能進入錄音室幫忙

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我就能駭入電台天線
直播我的超讚聖誕大合輯

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萬絲通，好主意

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好，我們先去做好事，就能做壞事了

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計畫如下：食人魚協助萬絲通
前往廣播天線，讓她駭進去

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鯊魚滲透廣播電台，引開DJ注意

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她才不會注意到
萬絲通用佳節音樂佔據了頻道

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最後由阿蛇和我去百貨公司偷禮物

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然後闖空門
把禮物留在毫無戒備的民家

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這首是死亡之錨的《不不不啊》

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一點道理都沒有吧？

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史顧己？

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如果你是要來教我聖誕節的意義

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我一點都不想聽

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不准對惡名昭彰的史顧己鳴喇叭

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朋友，我不需要助手

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煮手？我才不會煮手

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除非是那個煩人的小提姆屁孩

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應該輕而易舉

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你只要潛進去放下禮物就好

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好啦，早做早收工

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搞定，可以走了

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幹嘛？沒看過腹肌嗎？

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吐出來

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還有

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別煩我啦，樂善好施一點都不自然

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我來吧

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學著點

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看吧

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輕輕鬆鬆

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那是什麼？

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你在說什麼？

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準備受死吧，因為我的手很癢

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你看起來很像毀掉大尼克
那夥人裡面的那隻鯊魚

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我？不是

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我是史顧己，妳看，我有絡腮鬍

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鯊魚，你幹嘛切斷電台訊號？

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我沒有，好啦，我有

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但那是她逼我的

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警方頻道在熱烈討論了

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得在他們發現我們的陰謀前
趕快打破這片死寂

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我也很想啊

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而且我有事先準備材料

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但現在空不出手

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萬絲通，把我接上線

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你？真的假的？

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把我接上線

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今年聖誕節，所有鈴鐺都在響

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珠寶為了我閃閃發亮

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我會在今年聖誕節偷東西

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聖誕節到了

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祝我聖誕快樂

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聖誕節又回來了嗎？

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聽過意料之外的聖誕歌

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以及秘密聖誕老人到處留下禮物

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佳節精神上揚了

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但足夠填補大尼克
在我們心中留下的大洞嗎？

209
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,022
讓我們繼續看下去

210
00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:12,316
鰭兄弟，幹得好

211
00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:14,485
萬一不夠呢？

212
00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:17,029
如果明天大家不待在家過節

213
00:12:17,112 --> 00:12:18,530
我們就不能洗劫一空

214
00:12:18,614 --> 00:12:19,990
狼仔，已經晚了

215
00:12:20,491 --> 00:12:22,034
我們盡力了

216
00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:24,203
今年不行的話，總是會有明年

217
00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:27,206
不對，我們只需要來個大絕招

218
00:12:27,289 --> 00:12:29,833
把佳節精神推上高峰

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狼仔，你不用再暗示了

220
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我做就是了

221
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我會表演我的聖誕村獨鯊戲

222
00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:41,678
不知道這麼臨時要去哪找20噸人造雪

223
00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:44,515
但我是專業人士，一定能找到辦法

224
00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:48,560
就是這樣，只要製造雪景
佳節精神就會顯而易見

225
00:12:48,644 --> 00:12:50,229
就沒人能阻止我們了

226
00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:52,940
終於有機會駭入大氣層了

227
00:12:53,023 --> 00:12:54,608
我有適合的程式喔

228
00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:57,069
順便加一點洪水可以嗎？

229
00:12:57,152 --> 00:13:01,406
偷用滑雪場的製雪機就好了

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就算靠你駕駛，我們也無法及時趕到

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00:13:04,159 --> 00:13:05,285
用那個如何？

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00:13:07,538 --> 00:13:10,666
用刨冰機製造雪花

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雖然比不上用大氣工程改變天氣刺激

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但我應該可以搞定

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00:13:26,390 --> 00:13:27,391
謝謝

236
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:28,600
我都搞迷糊了

237
00:13:28,684 --> 00:13:30,185
先是說聖誕節被取消了

238
00:13:30,269 --> 00:13:32,396
現在可能又回來了

239
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:33,856
所以我又要重買禮物

240
00:13:33,939 --> 00:13:35,983
請問要什麼口味？

241
00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:38,318
請詳細敘述給我聽

242
00:13:38,402 --> 00:13:41,154
我會用不必要的問題打斷你

243
00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:50,622
槲寄生薄荷吃起來
比較像槲寄還是生？

244
00:13:50,706 --> 00:13:51,748
就是薄荷味

245
00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:57,963
眼神請隨時放在我身上

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00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:03,135
我要求所有美味冰品供應商都要可靠

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00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:04,219
等我打暗號

248
00:14:04,303 --> 00:14:06,930
就把指針往上調，調到五應該就夠了

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00:14:11,977 --> 00:14:13,395
準備好了，狼仔

250
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啟動吧

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00:14:17,274 --> 00:14:21,153
沒什麼能妨礙我們的佳節大搶劫

252
00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:42,007
蒂芬妮毛茸茸
在出乎意料的冬季樂園為您直播

253
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:44,509
雪雖然不是真的
但這裡有啥是真的？

254
00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:47,721
本市的佳節氣氛從來就沒有這麼高過

255
00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:50,307
聖誕節正式回歸了

256
00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:55,812
好美

257
00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:57,314
我們成功了，大成功

258
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,566
這讓我內心好溫暖

259
00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:01,735
好歡樂、好光明

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好像有人在我冰冷的內心點燃了蠟燭

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00:15:06,657 --> 00:15:08,033
喜歡的就會喜歡

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00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:09,868
但我不喜歡，真的

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00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:21,004
機器要爆炸了

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00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:25,050
被那個靈媒說中了

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00:15:26,468 --> 00:15:27,594
這下不妙

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00:15:27,678 --> 00:15:29,262
太冷了

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00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:43,110
聖誕節曾有一瞬間看似要回來了

268
00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:45,028
但那一瞬間已經過去

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00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:48,573
市中心出現了一輪瘋狂冰漩渦

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00:15:48,657 --> 00:15:51,243
它會捲入周遭一切生命嗎？

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00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:56,581
不會有那種事啦，大概吧

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00:15:56,665 --> 00:16:00,419
只要你沒有把指針轉到底，狼仔

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00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:03,171
我想說調到十，能讓佳節精神加倍嘛

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00:16:03,255 --> 00:16:04,089
什麼？

275
00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:05,841
-我要…
-算你好運我結冰了

276
00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:07,467
我這麼有才華還不能死

277
00:16:07,551 --> 00:16:09,386
那個漩渦會把全市捲進去

278
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:10,595
沒時間氣我了

279
00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:11,680
時間擠一擠就有

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00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:13,015
本來一切都很順利

281
00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:15,892
你偏偏要搞得太超過

282
00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:17,769
你每次都這樣

283
00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:21,231
我知道，對不起，只是…

284
00:16:21,732 --> 00:16:25,485
和你們在聖誕節偷東西
是我一年最棒的時刻

285
00:16:25,569 --> 00:16:29,031
我只顧著要讓我們的佳節大搶劫成功

286
00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:30,282
卻害你們陷入危險

287
00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:33,577
這是我最不想要的結果

288
00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:38,206
-少無聊了
-噁心

289
00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:39,708
我是在演哭戲

290
00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:42,669
隨便啦，但我們最好阻止那台機器

291
00:16:42,753 --> 00:16:45,964
不然被取消的
就不只是我們的佳節大搶劫了

292
00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:48,341
萬絲通，妳不能駭入妳的裝置嗎？

293
00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:51,428
可以啊，我怎麼沒想到呢？

294
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,430
當然是駭不進去啊

295
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,891
我會在自己的科技留下漏洞嗎？

296
00:16:55,974 --> 00:16:58,268
唯一的阻止辦法就是把插頭拔掉

297
00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:00,479
那就這麼辦

298
00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:16,620
鰭兄弟

299
00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:24,836
遮住眼睛，別看我

300
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,840
連鯊魚都不夠力，還有誰？

301
00:17:29,925 --> 00:17:31,426
我知道

302
00:17:34,513 --> 00:17:36,348
情況變得更嚴重了

303
00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:38,141
（聖誕末日）

304
00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:46,066
你們有看到嗎？

305
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:51,113
不是那邊，要怎麼…

306
00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:54,741
放鬆，這套裝甲是靠直覺操作

307
00:17:54,825 --> 00:17:56,118
別太刻意

308
00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:57,536
自然走路就對了

309
00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:21,518
各位觀眾，我們正在見證聖誕奇蹟

310
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:25,272
有一架聖誕機器老人想拯救城市

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00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:43,373
有我在

312
00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:33,173
一次一個人，請排隊

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00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:44,851
聖誕老人氣球或許已經毀了

314
00:19:44,935 --> 00:19:47,479
但本市有了新的聖誕吉祥物

315
00:19:47,562 --> 00:19:52,984
沒錯，聖誕機器老人
是最為闔家歡的巨大機器裝甲

316
00:19:54,569 --> 00:19:57,530
萬絲通，不得不佩服妳
他們很愛妳的聖誕老人

317
00:19:57,614 --> 00:19:59,908
或許有點太愛了，他們得回家

318
00:19:59,991 --> 00:20:02,702
我們才有辦法進行佳節大搶劫

319
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,091
鯊魚，我把你的麥克風連上裝甲了

320
00:20:16,174 --> 00:20:18,927
它不是史顧己
但你能扮演聖誕老人嗎？

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00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:22,764
呵呵呵，佳節愉快

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00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:26,643
時間很晚了，大家該上床睡覺了

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00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:32,107
因為聖誕老人要大家明天在家過節

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00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:35,318
不要上班當警衛，呵呵呵

325
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:38,738
聖誕機器老人，我會為了你待在家

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00:20:38,822 --> 00:20:39,823
請以我為傲

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00:20:40,824 --> 00:20:41,825
成功了

328
00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:44,869
壞蛋拯救了聖誕…

329
00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:54,838
費盡千辛萬苦，我們竟然…

330
00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:59,217
竟然病得沒辦法去幹佳節大搶劫

331
00:20:59,843 --> 00:21:01,803
要不要換個新佳節傳統？

332
00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:04,431
不要再有傳統或佳節

333
00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:05,598
一點道…

334
00:21:09,019 --> 00:21:11,062
那是怎麼回事？

335
00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:15,317
糟糕，好像是禮物

336
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,359
送我們的？

337
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:19,946
我們做了太多好事
結果就上了聖誕老人的乖小孩名單

338
00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:22,115
我要吐了

339
00:21:22,991 --> 00:21:24,492
好丟臉

340
00:21:24,576 --> 00:21:28,747
那個大鬍子變態
不只有膽量侵入我們老巢

341
00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:32,250
還送我們禮物，而不是煤炭

342
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:36,379
等等，是臭起司嗎？他怎麼知道？

343
00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:39,507
我們會成為犯罪界的笑柄

344
00:21:39,591 --> 00:21:42,135
我再也沒臉見人了

345
00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:43,470
不行再這樣下去

346
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:45,638
我們得立刻開始計劃

347
00:21:45,722 --> 00:21:48,183
我們明年要去搶北極

348
00:21:48,266 --> 00:21:51,728
讓聖誕老人知道
壞蛋就該留在壞小孩名單上

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00:21:53,229 --> 00:21:56,900
確實，壞蛋從自己手上拯救了聖誕節

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00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:59,527
聖誕老人覺得我們很乖

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00:21:59,611 --> 00:22:02,822
直到我們明年不乖之前

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00:22:02,906 --> 00:22:06,409
祝大家搶劫愉快，大大豐收

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