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[heist music playing]
[crowd cheering]
["We Wish You a Merry Christmas" playing]
[cheering]
[Wolf] 'Twas the day before Christmas Before the Bad Guys turned good
When all through the city They cased each and every neighborhood
Did that rhyme? Is "'twas" even a word?
Look, here's the thing.
Our story is set when the Bad Guys were still bad, okay?
And at the best time of the year, when all the good heists can be had.
All right, guys, what's tomorrow?
The Bad Guys Holiday Heist-tacular! [cackles]
[in unison] The Bad Guys Holiday Heist-tacular!
What does that mean?
While all these normies stay home with their loved ones, or whatever...
...this place turns into a ghost town!
No guards, no fuzz.
This city's our heisting stage!
And we're gonna clean it out.
Oh, it's a Bad Guys tradition.
And so is spending the day before
coming up with a list of everything we're going to steal Christmas morning.
Ooh, I want to hit that place with all the stinky cheese.
No reason. I-I don't even like it.
- Okay, I like it a little! - Cheesy Dan's is on the list.
[gasping]
City... Corporate... Bank.
Oh, yeah. That's what we've been waiting all year for.
It's gonna be the cherry on top of our criminal sundae.
Tomorrow morning, it,
and everything else in this city, will be ours.
- [whooping] - [Shark] That's what I'm talking about!
[Channel 6 Action News music playing]
Tiffany Fluffit here with the moment we've all been waiting for.
Our beloved Big Nick has just made his first appearance.
I think I speak for the entire city when I say...
I love you, Big Nick!
[man] Hey, hey! This street's closed!
It's the Bad Guys!
[gasping]
Better get a move on it, Wolfie.
[engine revving]
[tires screeching]
[gasping]
- [gasps] - [tires screeching]
I think we just stole Santa.
Nice!
The Bad Guys are stealing Big Nick!
Help!
- [woman] Someone stop them! - [Wolf] Ah!
That's very not good.
This isn't that famous balloon everybody's freakishly emotionally attached to, is it?
No, no, no. This is a different giant Santa-shaped balloon.
- [sighs] - Of course it is!
[Snake grunts]
[tires screeching]
Whoa! Whoa! Oh!
- [gasping] - Whoa!
- Hmm? - Huh?
[Shark exclaiming]
- [Wolf] I can't see! - Get it off of me!
- [Piranha] The lights! - [Shark] Santa's hugging me!
[sighs]
[tires screeching]
[Wolf] Ha-ha! See ya, Santa!
[Bad Guys sighing]
[electricity crackling]
[onlookers screaming]
[child wailing]
[shrieks]
[woman] No! Not Big Nick!
[Christmassy heist music playing]
[bauble jingling]
[Channel 6 Action News music playing]
Tiffany Fluffit reporting live from the scene of the worst attack on this city
since the introduction of electric scooters.
Our beloved Big Nick has been destroyed by the notoriously notorious Bad Guys.
We're a city in mourning this morning.
[wailing] Why?
Why indeed. It's a senseless act of bah-humbuggery.
All attempts to wash the abomination off have only made it more terrifying,
further lowering holiday spirits.
It's never felt less like Christmas in the city.
Sir, your reaction?
It's just not the holidays without Big Nick. [sniffles]
He was like a father to me. Don't think I'll even celebrate tomorrow.
Probably just go into work, guard the bank like any other day,
and be extra attentive to distract myself from this monstrosity.
Why can't I look away?
You heard it here first.
Christmas is canceled.
This can't be happening!
The whole point of Christmas morning
is that no one is around to stop us from maximum heisting!
B-b-but we were gonna rob the bank!
And now we can't because of some dumb Santa?
[gasps] You take that back right now!
Santa is a criminal hero who deserves our respect,
in balloon form or otherwise.
He's broken into more homes than anyone and never been caught.
What's even the point of anything?
Unless... And hear me out on this.
If we set our clocks back 24 hours and go to sleep right now,
maybe, when we wake up, none of this will have happened.
Yeah? Come on. Night, night!
If destroying the Santa balloon was all it took to cancel Christmas,
then all we have to do is recreate it, and boom, Christmas is back!
[impersonating air horn]
That's the sound of all our problems being solved,
because I've already made something better.
[rejoiceful music playing]
[Webs] Robo-Claus! [cackles]
Built this bad boy for our Christmas morning bank job.
I was gonna surprise you all tomorrow, but you can call me a genius now.
- Check it. - [beep]
[screaming]
Uh, it is surprising, for sure.
[Webs] The normies will forget about their balloon
once they lay their eyes on this beaut.
And it captures Santa's true nature.
None of that jolly business.
The suit really should be operated by a driver.
Come on. Wolfie, try him on.
Oh, that's... Uh, I'm good. Thanks, though.
And as great as this is,
the jolly component of Jolly Old Saint Nick
is probably why non-criminal folks like him.
[whispering] Don't listen. You're perfect.
If we all work together,
I'm sure a bunch of criminal masterminds like us can make one silly Santa balloon.
Even I'm a little offended by this.
[Piranha] His beard looks like a tentacle.
I feel scandalized.
Okay, lost some time there, but we'll figure out another way
to cheer up the city in time to rob it in the morning.
Which, sure, is in, like, 12 hours, so lay it on me.
What else says holiday spirit?
Stealing whatever we want, because, normally, guards take the day off.
But no, not this year.
They'll be at work, ruining the only good thing about Christmas.
Only good thing?
What about all the classic Christmas criminals?
The Grinch?
Hans Gruber?
Ebenezer Scrooge!
- [gasping] - [Snake] Ooh, nice.
That guy's a legend.
He parties with ghosts and wears a dress to bed.
And yet, his story has never been properly told.
So I propose that we put on a show for the whole city,
with me as Scrooge... and all the other characters.
But without that needy, nefarious Tiny Tim tearing Scrooge down!
And I would buy a ticket to that show,
but we gotta stick to the awful stuff people like-- [screams]
[balloon squeaking on window]
Ooh, my favorite part of the holidays is getting a lump of coal.
It really makes me feel like I'm making good choices, you know?
The Naughty List is a badge of honor.
- Maybe we can get everyone some coal. - [Wolf] Piranha!
- You're a genius! - I am?
- We're going to play Santa. - No, no, no. Let me get this straight.
Are you suggesting we give instead of take?
Think of it this way.
We'll steal the gifts from the big department store,
and then break into houses to leave them.
That sounds a lot like Robin Hood,
who is notoriously good.
Ugh! That guy's the worst. He ruined tights for me.
We're doing good for the greater bad.
If folks have presents waiting for them, they'll stay home on Christmas morning,
and our Holiday Heist-tacular can live again.
Uh, yeah. Uh, we also have to deal with this.
[heavy metal music blaring]
[yelling] After the balloon incident,
the radio station stopped playing Christmas music,
and is broadcasting something called Doom Tunes instead!
- Huh? - Huh?
- [music stops] - Which isn't helping holiday spirit.
If someone can get into the recording studio to help,
I could hack the station's antenna and stream my sweet Santa mix.
Good idea, Webs.
All right, guys. Let's go do some good, so we can be bad.
Here's the plan.
Piranha will help Webs get to the antenna so she can hack it.
Shark will infiltrate the radio station and distract the DJ
so she doesn't notice Webs is taking over the feed with holiday music.
Finally, Snake and I will steal gifts from the department store,
to then break in and leave them in unsuspecting houses.
[engine revving]
And that was "No, No, No, Noel" by Death Anchor.
Bah humbug! Am I right? [chuckles]
Scrooge?
Uh, look, man, if you're here to teach me the meaning of Christmas,
I'm not interested.
- [horn honks] - [gasps]
Don't you dare give the Right Dishonorable Ebenezer Scrooge the horn!
Buddy, I don't work with sidekicks.
I kick no one's sides!
Unless it's that annoying brat, Tiny Tim.
This should be a breeze.
All you have to do is break into the house and leave it.
[hisses] Fine.
Let's get this over with.
[heist music playing]
Well, I definitely did it. We can go now.
What? You never seen an ab before?
Cough it up.
[hisses, retches]
Come on.
[retches]
Gimme a break. Giving, not taking, is unnatural.
[sighs] I'll do it.
Watch and learn.
[heist music playing]
See?
[hisses]
- Piece of cake. - So, what's that, then?
What's what?
[Wolf chuckles]
Get ready to sign off... 'cause I've been itching for a fight.
And, you know, you look a lot like that shark
from the gang who took down Big Nick.
Me? No!
[clears throat] I am Scrooge.
- See? Muttonchops? - Ha-ha!
- [button clicks] - [grunting]
[slurps]
[Webs groans]
[power whirring down]
Shark, why did you cut the station's feed?
[shrieks] I didn't! Well, I did, b-but she made me!
Police channel's full of chatter about the station cutting out.
You got to fill the dead air before they figure out what we're doing up here.
Truly, nothing I would love more.
And I do have material prepared, but I kind of have my hands full here.
- [whimpers] - [Piranha] Patch me in.
You? I-I mean... you?
Patch... me... in.
[beep]
[Christmassy music playing]
♪ This Christmas All the bells are ringin' ♪
♪ And the jewels are blingin' for me ♪
♪ Ha! ♪
♪ I'll be stealing this Christmas You'll see ♪
♪ It's Christmas ♪
♪ Merry Christmas to me ♪
[beep]
[sighs, panting]
[button clicks]
Is Christmas un-canceled?
After the unexpected carols
and some secret Santas leaving presents all through the city,
holiday spirit is up.
But is it enough to fill the Big Nick-sized hole in our hearts?
Stay tuned to find out.
Nice going, fin bro!
[whooping]
What if it wasn't enough?
If folks don't stay home to celebrate tomorrow, we can't clean the city out.
Wolfie, it's late.
Look, we did the best we could.
- If not this year, there's always next. - No.
We... W-we just need something big
to push the holiday spirit in the city over the edge.
Oh, you can stop dropping hints now, Wolf.
I'll do it.
I'll perform my one-shark Christmas villains showcase.
I don't know where I'm gonna find 20 tons of fake snow,
but I'm a professional, baby, so I will find a way.
Shark, that's it!
If we made it snowy, the holiday spirit would be undeniable.
There would be no stopping us then.
Finally, a chance to hack the atmosphere! I actually have an app for that.
We're good with a little collateral flooding, right?
Or we just steal the snow machine at the ski resort?
- We'll never get there and back in time. - [Snake] What about that?
We use the shaved ice machine to make snow.
Not as exciting as altering Earth's weather
through atmospheric geoengineering, but I think I can make it work.
[heist music playing]
[gasps]
[exclaims]
Oh, thank you, thank you. I'm all turned around.
First, Christmas is canceled. Now, maybe it's back on.
So I rebuy everything.
W-what flavor can I get you?
Uh, please describe them to me in great detail
while I interrupt with all sorts of unnecessary questions.
[lock rattling]
Aha.
[Shark] Hmm.
Does Mistletoe Mint taste more like missiles or toes?
It tastes like mint.
[exclaims]
[gasps] Please maintain eye contact with me at all times!
Oh, wait. Well, I...
I require trustworthiness from all my frozen-delicacy suppliers.
When I give you the signal, turn the dial up.
A five should do it.
- [Piranha grunts] - [pipe scraping]
[heist music playing]
- [laughs] - All set, Wolfie.
[Webs] Fire her up.
[whirring]
Nothing's gonna get in the way of our Holiday Heist-tacular.
[whirring intensifies]
[rumbling]
[rejoiceful music playing]
Hmm?
Huh?
- [gasps] - [woman] Ooh!
[cheering]
Tiffany Fluffit reporting live
from the scene of an unexpected winter wonderland.
It may not be real, but what in this town is?
In fact, it's never felt more like the holidays in the city.
Christmas is officially back on!
- [cheering] - [excitable chattering]
It's beautiful!
We did it. We really did it.
It makes me feel all warm inside.
So merry and b-bright,
like someone lit a candle in the cold cavern of my heart.
[grunts] If you like that sort of thing. Which I don't. I do not.
- [rumbling] - [gasps]
[mechanical banging]
[whimpers]
[grunts]
She's gonna blow!
[crowd screaming]
[woman] That psychic was right!
[sighs] That's not good.
It's too cold!
[wind whistling]
[exclaims]
For a brief moment, it looked like the holidays were back on,
but that moment has passed.
A frozen vortex is spinning out of control downtown.
Will it suck in all surrounding life?
- [shivering] - [teeth chattering]
That's not going to happen.
Probably.
As long as you didn't turn the dial all the way up. Wolf?
I-I figured a ten would be twice the holiday spirit?
- What? - Why, I ought to...
- You're lucky my fins are frozen! - I'm too talented to die!
That vortex is about to suck in the city! No time to be mad at me!
I'll make time. Everything was fine.
But no, you had to go and push things too far,
like always!
I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
It's just, stealing with you all Christmas morning
is the highlight of my year.
I got so wrapped up in making sure our Holiday Heist-tacular happened
that I put you at risk.
And that's the last thing I'd ever want to do.
[Shark sniffles]
Uh...
- Yo, get a life. - That's gross.
- These are theatrical tears. - Yeah, fine, whatever.
Better stop that machine,
or it won't just be our Holiday Heist-tacular that's canceled.
Webs, can't you, like, hack your device?
Oh, yeah, sure. Why didn't I think of that?
Of course I can't hack it!
Think I'd leave security loopholes in my own tech?
The only way to stop it is to unplug it.
Then that's what we do.
[grunting, shivering]
[exclaiming]
[grunting]
[screams]
Fin bro!
[Shark exclaims, grunts]
[grunts, gasps]
Cover your eyes! Don't look at me!
If Shark's not strong enough, who is?
[gasps]
I know who.
[screaming]
The situation has worsened.
- Oh! - [man screams]
[shivering]
- [pounding footsteps in distance] - Are you seeing this?
[Wolf] Not that way! How do I...
[Webs] Ah, you have to relax. The suit is intuitive.
Don't force it.
Just walk.
[pounding footsteps]
[beeping]
[rapid beeping]
Whoa! Folks, we're witnessing some sort of Christmas miracle.
A Santa cyborg appears to be attempting to save the city!
[Wolf grunting]
[beeping]
[Wolf grunting]
Whoa! [exclaims]
[grunts]
[Webs] Whoa!
- [Piranha grunts] - I got you!
[Bad Guys screaming over comms]
[screaming]
- [groans] - [whirring]
[Shark grunting]
[screaming]
[yells]
[grunts]
[grunting]
[rejoiceful music playing]
[cheering]
One at a time, folks. Please, form a line.
[exclaims]
Whoa! Whoa!
[grunts]
[groans]
[crowd cheering]
Balloon Santa may have gone up in flames, but the city has a new Santa mascot.
That's right, Robo-Claus is a huge mech robot that screams family fun.
Well, I gotta hand it to you, Webs, they really love your Santa.
Maybe too much.
These people gotta get home if we're to pull our morning Holiday Heist-tacular.
Ah.
- [beep] - [whirring]
[exclaiming]
[cheering]
Shark, I patched your comms into the suit.
He's no Scrooge, but think you could play Santa?
[over Robo-Claus speaker] Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! Happy Holidays!
Now, it's late,
so everyone go to bed,
because Santa commands that everyone celebrate tomorrow in their homes,
and not at their security guard jobs.
- Ho-ho-ho! - I'll do it.
I'll stay home for you, Robo-Claus.
Please be proud of me.
We did it!
- The Bad Guys saved Christ-- [sneezes] - [groaning]
- [sneezing] - [Wolf sniffles]
I can't believe that, after all that, we're too si--
[sneezes]
...we're too sick to pull off our Holiday Heist-tacular.
How about a new holiday tradition?
No more traditions or holidays.
Bah hu-- [sneezes, sniffles]
[shrieks] What... is... that?
Oh, no. I think they're presents.
Like, for us?
Must have done so much good for the city that we ended up on Santa's Nice List.
I'm gonna be sick!
The shame!
Not only did that bearded freak have the gall to break into our lair,
he goes and gives us presents, not coal!
[sniffs]
Wait. Is that stinky cheese? How did he know?
The Bad Guys will be the laughing stock of the criminal community.
I'll never be able to show my face again.
This will not stand.
We need to start planning now.
Next year, we are going to heist the North Pole
and show Santa that the Bad Guys belong on the Naughty List.
[Wolf] And so, yeah
The Bad Guys stole Christmas From ourselves
And Santa deemed us good little elves
Until next year, when we get all not nice
Happy Heisting to all And to all, a good heist
["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy" playing]
[man screams]