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{\an8}《壞蛋聯盟:壞壞過聖誕》

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{\an8}從前從前在平安夜當天

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{\an8}此時壞蛋還沒從良

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{\an8}他們跑遍全城為做壞事探路

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{\an8}有押韻嗎?“從前從前”會太幼稚嗎?

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{\an8}重點來了

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{\an8}故事背景是設定在壞蛋還是壞蛋吧?

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{\an8}最棒的搶劫總是在一年最棒時節發生

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{\an8}夥伴們,明天是什麼日子?

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{\an8}壞蛋佳節大搶劫

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{\an8}壞蛋佳節大搶劫

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{\an8}那是啥意思?

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{\an8}趁老百姓都跟親友待在家裡

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{\an8}這個地方會變鬼城,沒守衛、沒警察

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{\an8}全城都是我們的搶劫舞台

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{\an8}我們會搜刮一空

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這是壞蛋傳統

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在搶劫前一天

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列出聖誕節必偷清單也一樣是傳統

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我想搶那間店的臭起司

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沒來由,我根本不喜歡

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- 好啦,有一點點喜歡啦
- 起司丹上榜囉

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(銀行)

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城市商業銀行

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那是我們期待了一整年的目標

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會讓我們的戰利品錦上添花

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明天早上,本市各處都隨我們搶

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這才像樣嘛

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{\an8}(蒂芬妮毛茸茸特別報導)

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{\an8}我是蒂芬妮毛茸茸
為大家帶來眾所期待的一刻

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{\an8}我們心愛的大尼克剛剛初登場了

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{\an8}我能代表全城市民說出心聲

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{\an8}“大尼克,我愛你”

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{\an8}喂,這邊封街了啦

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壞蛋來了!

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狼仔,該閃了

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我們好像偷了聖誕老人

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讚

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壞蛋想偷大尼克

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幫幫忙!快來人阻止他們

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好像不太妙

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這該不會是那顆超級有名

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大家都瘋狂喜歡的氣球吧?

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不是...這是別顆聖誕老人造型氣球

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廢話,當然是啊

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- 我看不到
- 快點拿開

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- 誰把燈關了?
- 好像聖誕老人在抱我喔

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聖誕老人再見

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不!大尼克不要啊!

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《壞蛋聯盟:壞壞過聖誕》

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{\an8}(蒂芬妮毛茸茸特別報導)

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{\an8}蒂芬妮毛茸茸在現場報導

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{\an8}這是自從電動滑板車問世後
本市所遭到的最慘烈攻擊

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{\an8}我們心愛的大尼克

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{\an8}被惡名昭彰的壞蛋毀了

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{\an8}今天早上全市都在哀悼

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{\an8}為什麼?

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{\an8}確實令人難解

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{\an8}這根本一點道理都沒有

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{\an8}所有想洗白這幅鬼畫的努力

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{\an8}都反而使它變得更可怕

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{\an8}害佳節精神越來越低迷

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{\an8}本市的聖誕氣氛從來沒有這麼低落過

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{\an8}你有什麼感受?

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{\an8}沒有大尼克就不算佳節了

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{\an8}它就像我的父親一樣

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{\an8}我明天不想慶祝了

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{\an8}可能就像平常一樣到銀行上班當警衛

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{\an8}還會特別專心

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{\an8}才不會想到這個可怕的東西

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{\an8}我為什麼移不開視線?

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{\an8}本頻道搶先報導,聖誕節要取消了

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不能這樣啊

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聖誕節早上的重點

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就是沒人會阻止我們
做出最極限的搶劫行動

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可是...我們打算搶銀行耶

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現在卻因為白癡聖誕老人就得放棄?

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給我把這句話收回去

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聖誕老人是罪犯英雄
不管是氣球還是真人都值得尊敬

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他闖空門的次數無人能及
而且從來沒被抓過

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這下還有什麼意義?

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除非...聽我說

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如果我們把時鐘往回撥24小時
然後立刻去睡覺

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說不定醒來會發現這一切未曾發生過

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對吧?晚安囉

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如果只是毀了聖誕老人氣球
就搞到要取消聖誕節

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那我們只要再做一顆氣球

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聖誕節就回來了

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這是問題解決的音效

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因為我已經做了更好的東西

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聖誕機器老人

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我為聖誕節搶銀行打造了這個狠角色

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本來是打算明天再給你們驚喜

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你們現在可以稱讚我是天才了

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看好了

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確實很令人驚訝

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等老百姓看到這個藝術品
一定會忘了他們的聖誕老人氣球

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它還有著聖誕老人的真正本色

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不搞歡樂那一套

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這套裝備應該由車手操作

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狼仔,試試看吧

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不用了,謝謝

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這雖然很棒

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但聖誕老人的歡樂成分

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大概就是非罪犯會喜歡他的原因

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別聽他亂說,你很完美

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只要同心協力

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我們這群犯罪大師
一定能做出一顆白癡聖誕老人氣球

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就連我都覺得有點惡劣

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它的鬍鬚看起來好像觸手

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我嚇傻了

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雖然浪費了一點時間

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但只要想辦法幫全市打氣
就能趕得及在聖誕節搶劫

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還剩下12小時

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說吧,還有什麼有“佳節精神”?

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想偷什麼就偷什麼
因為那天警衛通常都會放假

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但今年不行了

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他們會去上班

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毀掉聖誕節唯一的好事

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唯一的好事?

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那所有的經典聖誕罪犯呢?

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鬼靈精、漢斯格魯博、史顧己

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那傢伙是傳奇人物

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他和鬼魂開派對,還穿禮服睡覺

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但他的故事卻從來沒被好好講述過

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{\an8}我建議我們演一場好戲給全市看

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{\an8}由我扮演史顧己

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{\an8}還有其他角色

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除了那個拖累史顧己的黏人小提姆

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就連我都想買票進場了

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但我們得堅持做所有壞事...

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我最愛聖誕節的部分就是得到煤炭

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讓我覺得我沒走上歪路

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壞小孩名單正是榮譽勳章

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我們說不定可以送煤炭給大家

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食人魚,你是天才

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- 真的嗎?
- 我們要假扮聖誕老人

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我先搞清楚,你的意思是
我們不搶劫,反而要大放送?

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這樣想吧

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我們從大百貨公司偷禮物

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然後闖空門留下禮物

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聽起來好像善名昭彰的羅賓漢

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那傢伙爛透了,害我不喜歡緊身褲

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我們做好事是為了幹壞事

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如果家裡有禮物
市民就會在家過聖誕

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我們的佳節大搶劫就能復活啦

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對了,還有一個問題要處理

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氣球事件之後

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廣播電台就不播聖誕音樂了

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反而播起所謂的“末日音樂”

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這對佳節精神一點幫助都沒有

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如果有人能進入錄音室幫忙

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我就能駭入電台天線
直播我的超讚聖誕大合輯

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萬絲通,好主意

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{\an8}好,我們先去做好事,就能做壞事了

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計畫如下:食人魚協助萬絲通
前往廣播天線,讓她駭進去

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鯊魚滲透廣播電台,引開DJ注意

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她才不會注意到
萬絲通用佳節音樂佔據了頻道

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最後由阿蛇和我去百貨公司偷禮物

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然後闖空門
把禮物留在毫無戒備的民家

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這首是死亡之錨的《不不不啊》

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一點道理都沒有吧?

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史顧己?

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如果你是要來教我聖誕節的意義

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我一點都不想聽

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不准對惡名昭彰的史顧己鳴喇叭

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朋友,我不需要助手

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煮手?我才不會煮手

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除非是那個煩人的小提姆屁孩

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應該輕而易舉

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你只要潛進去放下禮物就好

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好啦,早做早收工

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搞定,可以走了

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幹嘛?沒看過腹肌嗎?

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吐出來

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還有

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別煩我啦,樂善好施一點都不自然

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我來吧

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學著點

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看吧

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輕輕鬆鬆

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那是什麼?

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你在說什麼?

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準備受死吧,因為我的手很癢

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你看起來很像毀掉大尼克
那夥人裡面的那隻鯊魚

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我?不是

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我是史顧己,妳看,我有絡腮鬍

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鯊魚,你幹嘛切斷電台訊號?

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我沒有,好啦,我有

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但那是她逼我的

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警方頻道在熱烈討論了

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得在他們發現我們的陰謀前
趕快打破這片死寂

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我也很想啊

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而且我有事先準備材料

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但現在空不出手

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萬絲通,把我接上線

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你?真的假的?

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把我接上線

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今年聖誕節,所有鈴鐺都在響

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珠寶為了我閃閃發亮

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我會在今年聖誕節偷東西

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聖誕節到了

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祝我聖誕快樂

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{\an8}聖誕節又回來了嗎?

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{\an8}聽過意料之外的聖誕歌

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{\an8}以及秘密聖誕老人到處留下禮物

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{\an8}佳節精神上揚了

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{\an8}但足夠填補大尼克
在我們心中留下的大洞嗎?

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{\an8}讓我們繼續看下去

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鰭兄弟,幹得好

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萬一不夠呢?

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如果明天大家不待在家過節

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我們就不能洗劫一空

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狼仔,已經晚了

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我們盡力了

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今年不行的話,總是會有明年

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不對,我們只需要來個大絕招

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把佳節精神推上高峰

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狼仔,你不用再暗示了

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我做就是了

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我會表演我的聖誕村獨鯊戲

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不知道這麼臨時要去哪找20噸人造雪

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但我是專業人士,一定能找到辦法

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就是這樣,只要製造雪景
佳節精神就會顯而易見

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就沒人能阻止我們了

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終於有機會駭入大氣層了

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我有適合的程式喔

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順便加一點洪水可以嗎?

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偷用滑雪場的製雪機就好了

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就算靠你駕駛,我們也無法及時趕到

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用那個如何?

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用刨冰機製造雪花

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雖然比不上用大氣工程改變天氣刺激

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但我應該可以搞定

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謝謝

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我都搞迷糊了

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先是說聖誕節被取消了

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現在可能又回來了

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所以我又要重買禮物

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請問要什麼口味?

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請詳細敘述給我聽

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我會用不必要的問題打斷你

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槲寄生薄荷吃起來
比較像槲寄還是生?

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就是薄荷味

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眼神請隨時放在我身上

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我要求所有美味冰品供應商都要可靠

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等我打暗號

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就把指針往上調,調到五應該就夠了

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準備好了,狼仔

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啟動吧

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{\an8}沒什麼能妨礙我們的佳節大搶劫

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{\an8}蒂芬妮毛茸茸
在出乎意料的冬季樂園為您直播

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{\an8}雪雖然不是真的
但這裡有啥是真的?

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{\an8}本市的佳節氣氛從來就沒有這麼高過

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{\an8}聖誕節正式回歸了

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好美

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我們成功了,大成功

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這讓我內心好溫暖

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好歡樂、好光明

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好像有人在我冰冷的內心點燃了蠟燭

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喜歡的就會喜歡

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但我不喜歡,真的

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機器要爆炸了

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被那個靈媒說中了

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這下不妙

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{\an8}太冷了

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{\an8}聖誕節曾有一瞬間看似要回來了

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{\an8}但那一瞬間已經過去

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{\an8}市中心出現了一輪瘋狂冰漩渦

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{\an8}它會捲入周遭一切生命嗎?

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不會有那種事啦,大概吧

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只要你沒有把指針轉到底,狼仔

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我想說調到十,能讓佳節精神加倍嘛

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什麼?

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- 我要...
- 算你好運我結冰了

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我這麼有才華還不能死

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那個漩渦會把全市捲進去

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沒時間氣我了

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時間擠一擠就有

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本來一切都很順利

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你偏偏要搞得太超過

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你每次都這樣

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我知道,對不起,只是...

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和你們在聖誕節偷東西
是我一年最棒的時刻

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我只顧著要讓我們的佳節大搶劫成功

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卻害你們陷入危險

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這是我最不想要的結果

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- 少無聊了
- 噁心

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我是在演哭戲

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隨便啦,但我們最好阻止那台機器

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不然被取消的
就不只是我們的佳節大搶劫了

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萬絲通,妳不能駭入妳的裝置嗎?

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可以啊,我怎麼沒想到呢?

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當然是駭不進去啊

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我會在自己的科技留下漏洞嗎?

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唯一的阻止辦法就是把插頭拔掉

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那就這麼辦

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鰭兄弟

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遮住眼睛,別看我

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連鯊魚都不夠力,還有誰?

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我知道

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{\an8}情況變得更嚴重了

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{\an8}(聖誕末日)

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{\an8}你們有看到嗎?

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{\an8}不是那邊,要怎麼...

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放鬆,這套裝甲是靠直覺操作

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別太刻意

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自然走路就對了

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{\an8}各位觀眾,我們正在見證聖誕奇蹟

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{\an8}有一架聖誕機器老人想拯救城市

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有我在

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一次一個人,請排隊

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{\an8}聖誕老人氣球或許已經毀了

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{\an8}但本市有了新的聖誕吉祥物

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{\an8}沒錯,聖誕機器老人
是最為闔家歡的巨大機器裝甲

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萬絲通,不得不佩服妳
他們很愛妳的聖誕老人

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或許有點太愛了,他們得回家

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我們才有辦法進行佳節大搶劫

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鯊魚,我把你的麥克風連上裝甲了

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它不是史顧己
但你能扮演聖誕老人嗎?

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{\an8}呵呵呵,佳節愉快

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{\an8}時間很晚了,大家該上床睡覺了

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因為聖誕老人要大家明天在家過節

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不要上班當警衛,呵呵呵

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聖誕機器老人,我會為了你待在家

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請以我為傲

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成功了

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壞蛋拯救了聖誕...

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費盡千辛萬苦,我們竟然...

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竟然病得沒辦法去幹佳節大搶劫

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要不要換個新佳節傳統?

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不要再有傳統或佳節

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一點道...

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那是怎麼回事?

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糟糕,好像是禮物

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送我們的?

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我們做了太多好事
結果就上了聖誕老人的乖小孩名單

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我要吐了

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好丟臉

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那個大鬍子變態
不只有膽量侵入我們老巢

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還送我們禮物,而不是煤炭

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等等,是臭起司嗎?他怎麼知道?

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我們會成為犯罪界的笑柄

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我再也沒臉見人了

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不行再這樣下去

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我們得立刻開始計劃

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我們明年要去搶北極

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讓聖誕老人知道
壞蛋就該留在壞小孩名單上

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確實,壞蛋從自己手上拯救了聖誕節

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聖誕老人覺得我們很乖

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直到我們明年不乖之前

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祝大家搶劫愉快,大大豐收

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{\an8}字幕翻譯:韓進