- Just slide down. - I'm standing here.
Move, man.
Ignore her.
You were great today.
- Just move. - Come on, guys. Don't--
These boys are rude.
Sit down, man.
It's that time of year, children of God.
The time that brings everyone together.
The time for happiness.
I'll let the co-president of our social calendar
tell you more about what I'm talking about.
For those of you that don't know me, I'm Bongekile Ngubeni.
I'm here not alone.
There is my co-president, Ma Masilo.
This year we are going to do things differently.
There has to be change.
I organized a concert!
I, Bridgette,
am bringing you a live band!
Oh, thank you very much, Sister.
Ma Ngubeni.
- Yes, Pastor? - You were wonderful today.
People won't stop talking.
All glory goes to God.
Even the Lord needs an angel.
When I sing, it feels as if the heavens are opening.
Pastor,
did you like my solo?
You don't know how blessed we are to have two angels singing in our choir.
Have you seen my grandchild?
What a beautiful child.
Thank you.
I don't know if I mentioned this.
My daughter, Lemogang, is getting married.
Getting married to a doctor.
Well, as you know, my second-born
is popping out the big question today to his beautiful girlfriend, Sentebaleng.
We agreed that this was supposed to be a secret.
We don't keep secrets from the church.
It's taken you long enough.
It's happening at your restaurant, right?
Yes. And you're all invited.
We're all looking forward to coming tonight to show our support.
Thank you very much.
- Let's go, Ma. - Go well.
Ma, how can you just invite everyone?
Don't worry, my son, everyone loves your food.
My children,
God has finally answered all my prayers.
I will have a daughter-in-law and grandchildren.
Congrats, Brother.
Please carry me
Carry me
It sounds great. You're great, okay?
But let's try it with, like, a-- Maybe--
I'm Kelz.
It's just that, Kelz, it's been a minute since "Mina Nawe", right?
You're early.
- I'm good. How are you? - I'm good.
Let's go.
This one? You know, sometimes she's a bit...
Kelz, we'll pick it up tomorrow, right?
Love is lost
But you and I
Are deeper than anything
I promise, you're gonna love tonight's menu.
Baby, me? Flirt?
Yeah, sure, I'm a bit friendly but I only have eyes for you.
I just smile at them,
but at the end of the day, I come home to you.
Menzi, piss off!
No, piss off!
Baby, I've never seen this bra before. I swear.
These are our lives!
What's going on here? What's wrong?
Look, I promise--
I gave you a chance!
Six years we've been together! Six!
Go after her!
So you're leaving?
Okay, you know what?
If that's how you feel, if you don't even trust me, then go! Go!
Oh, Lord. Not this again. Oh, God.
Ma. Oh, goodness. Ma.
Hey. Wake up!
Where am I?
You're home, Ma.
Menzi, please bring me Jonas from my bag.
Here's Jonas.
I have three sons. Three sons.
Not one of them is married.
Why, Jonas, why?
Oh, Lord. Oh, Father in heaven!
Send Jonas down to fetch me so I can be close to you.
This is an empty house with no family and no grandchildren.
No!
Yes, Ma. Sky and I, we actually live here with you.
What are you doing here, huh?
You should be on your knees apologizing,
begging that beautiful girl for forgiveness.
- You're a disgrace! - Ma, I promise--
- Hey! - I promise I didn't do anything.
You're busy laughing?
When are you getting married?
Getting a wife and children?
Ma, let's be honest, what woman's gonna marry him?
- He irons his socks and underwear. - Yeah. Or the bed.
And you, my child.
It doesn't matter.
It's not a problem, it doesn't bother me.
As your mother, I understand.
- We all understand. - We understand. It's okay.
I know that, but I'm not gay.
Stop it. Enough.
I received a nice offer to sell the house
and I'm taking it.
- No, Ma. You can't do that! - Wait. No.
I'm taking it, end of story!
Your blood pressure. You don't want to do that.
Why?
Homes like mine are meant for families.
For a husband, a wife and children.
I was hoping one of you would go down the right path, but no.
I was delusional. I was dreaming!
So I've decided I'm selling it.
End of story.
Okay. But, Mommy, my studio is here.
So if you sell the house then--
Menzi, no one cares about your tuck shop.
Ma, can I be serious for a second?
Okay, so what happened is that,
at the penthouse I stay at, they're kicking me out.
- So if you-- - Not my problem.
I've done my job as a mother.
Menzi, who's gonna marry you?
- You're afraid of women. - Enough!
- Okay, you-- - I've waited long enough.
Ma, please.
Me too. If I get married at the end of the year, maybe you can help me out.
Wait. What about me, Ma? I can get married too.
Listen here.
Here's the deal.
Whoever is married by the end of the year
can have the house as a wedding present.
Otherwise, I sell it.
I'm selling it.
Really, Mom?
Damn, I really need to get married.
Would your mom be okay with a gay marriage?
No. I'm not gay.
So why have I never met her?
We could build an empire.
See?
Sandile Ngubeni. Top dog.
Song of the year, "Mina Nawe". Main man!
And who are you?
Sorry, my brother.
I'm Lunga. Big fan.
My brother, your song, "Mina Nawe", is still my ringtone.
If my phone would ring, we'd be dancing, you and I.
Oh, I'm here to take the car.
- What? - The car.
No. Get out of here.
No way.
Dude. Is this all yours?
You have a coffee machine!
And a black kettle!
- Whose car? - Your car.
Bra Zakes wants his money, he's a loan shark.
You work for Bra Zakes?
Maybe this is him calling.
What did I tell you?
Hey, Bra Zakes. Sure, sure.
Yeah, I found him.
No. He understands that we need to take the car.
No. I don't understand. Let me talk to him.
- Bra Zakes, listen. - No, man.
I am working on a track. I promise I'll pay you.
Bra Zakes doesn't talk to artists. Relax.
Okay, I will fix this, boss.
Good.
- What are you doing? - Look, Lungile, my brother--
Lunga. @that_guy_lungsta on Twitter and Instagram.
- Will you follow me? Follow me. - Yeah.
Lungsta, please, give me some time.
- I'll make a plan. - No.
You're killing me.
You're killing me, my man. Bra Zakes wants his money.
Okay. Listen.
The car? I won't take it.
You're a good guy, I like you. I'm not taking the car.
But the sofa, I'm taking it.
You're always sitting. Uh-uh.
Get up and get things done. Write something.
Write a song, like, "Till death do us part."
"We die together." "We die here, we die there."
You get me? Creativity. Stop sitting on the sofa.
We're taking the sofa!
Don't worry, you'll be fine. Get up and do something.
Listen, once you've made a hit song, call me.
Say, "Lungsta, I have a hit--"
I know a lot of radio people. I'll put in a good word for you.
Who knows? Maybe we'll end up touring.
You and I.
See what I did there? You and I.
Sandman.
Let's go, gents!
These are Daddy saying he's sorry,
and please forgive him.
They're beautiful, hey?
Stay away from me with those things.
We've been together for so long and you forgot that I'm allergic to roses?
As president of the New Year's Eve planning committee,
- I welcome you to the first meeting. - Thank you.
Sorry, I'm late.
I'm very sorry.
Thank you, President.
As president,
It's going to be great!
People, let's talk about the things we gathered here for.
My daughter is getting married. We'll be celebrating.
Ladies, perhaps we should move on to the business we came for.
You're a wise man, Pastor.
This year, I want the concert to be bigger and better
than anything we've done before.
Last year, Sister Bongi tried her best.
We saw your efforts.
This time, I, Bridgette, want to organize and plan everything.
Yes.
So we give our sister a rest.
Rest, Sister.
I hear that you were complaining about the soup.
Yes.
I hear you...
I want my tripe.
I want my tripe!
Listen, I have to go.
My mom just got here.
Who was that?
I am going to miss this house.
Yeah. You're Sandile, right?
- Yes. - Yeah, no.
Brother, who are you?
They call me Thabo. Because I make people happy.
Dude, how do you forget your girlfriend's allergic to roses?
Rookie error, man.
You messed up, big-time.
The one who responds
Walk before me on this journey
The one who is not seen
Have mercy on me
Let's go again, yeah?
Tell the truth, Sandile.
Look, at least I smile at you.
She's serenading me?
I'm the one serenading you, baby.
But you know I can't sing so Kelz is helping me out.
Baby, please talk to me.
I'm at work, Sandile.
Really? Of all places? At work, Sandile?
Sing some more.
Maybe we could keep her and give her family Sandile.
You see?
I'll have you know that I spoke to Sente
Oh, my children!
The God I serve never slumbers or sleeps!
I have a question.
Is the deal about whoever gets married first
getting the house still on the table?
Says who? He's ready. My boy is ready.
Sandile is not serious.
I mean, he's doing all this just because he wants the house.
I'm ready, Ma. Look how ready I am.
I'm ready.
God works in mysterious ways.
No! What are you doing?
This has anchovies.
You're going to have a runny tummy.
Good call.
We're getting married
So, we're doing this for Sente, right, bro?
We're also doing this for Sandile, it's for his own good.
Just to talk.
The dress code? You're a ten out of ten, you know that?
You look great.
And that's why you deserve some of--
You--
You deserve only the best, baby. Anything.
I don't know what it is but there's something.
Try it.
- Are we going to talk about this or not? - Yeah, but we spoke about it.
- I can't see. - Don't push me.
- Just go! - I'll go.
Open wide. What, you want the train?
Hey!
Forget about her, baby.
Never mind. Forget about her. It's just you and me, right?
May we please start over?
I can only do that if you tell me whose bra it is.
Come on now.
You're still whining about that?
How can we move forward without settling the past?
You want the truth?
Baby. One hundred, yeah?
I don't know.
I really don't know.
I was also seeing it for the first time.
I don't know who-- I don't know whose it is. I really--
I want to but I don't know--
There's something wrong.
Baby, please don't move.
I'll be right back! Don't go--
Please don't go!
Menzi, you bastard!
I'll get you!
Move!
Hey, you!
Hey, these are beautiful.
How'd you get in here?
No.
How'd I get in?
My man, that's my job. Don't worry about that.
You know what? Actually, you can stop this
because I'm going to get married and my mother is going to give me her house.
I can sell it or take a loan against it--
Slow down. You're getting married?
Sandman, you're getting married?
Let me update, so they know that Sandman--
No need for that. I'm getting married soon.
But not soon, just soon soon.
I believe in you, man.
Congrats, bro!
Yeah. Listen, Bra Zakes doesn't care about that.
Bra Zakes just wants his money.
I'll take the gold discs.
That's not gonna happen!
Listen here, Lunga.
This thing of you coming here and doing as you please ends now.
Or what?
- What are you doing? - Say "Pe".
What's "Pe"?
No. No, man.
Here's "Pe". I hang with the bulldogs.
See?
Gents. The drums are leaving.
See what you did? What are you doing?
No, man.
Listen, my guy.
I don't want this to affect our friendship.
You're my friend, I like you. You know that.
Cool, Sand! Cool!
This guy!
Dude, it's a genius plan!
You and I will get married.
Won't your imaginary girlfriend get jealous?
And you can get your parents off your back.
They're always telling you to find a man, right?
They won't believe us.
They'll take one look at you and know we're faking it.
Ma Ngubeni, hello.
How have you been?
How's the blood pressure?
It was fine until she came along.
People are saying you're selling your house.
I was thinking, maybe I can buy it?
To who? How? When? Where?
You're telling me that all that time you spent in the studio,
you were actually doing something that makes sense?
- Isn't this a miracle? - Yeah.
A miracle.
Isn't it? It's a miracle!
A true miracle.
God works in mysterious ways!
He never slumbers or sleeps!
Sandile, we're in church, please.
Please, give me another chance. Please, baby. Please.
Let's say you are straight, friend--
You don't look it, friend.
So let's start with the basics.
Let me see your walk.
- Hold this. - Okay.
Let's see.
Oh, friend. Uh-uh.
Come back.
Hold this.
In English, they call it "engaging the core."
See, friend?
- You're stiff. - See, friend. No.
Now you try.
- No, friend, you're killing me. No. - I got it, see?
Maybe the Denzel isn't for everyone.
Let's try the Idris. Okay.
- Chest out. Look, friend. - Let me see, then.
See?
- The gangster walk? - You know?
- No way. - Yes.
No way.
- That's the one, right? - Yeah.
It's the one!
My love.
Trust me.
You will see.
Almost there.
I know that.
For now, baby, can we just enjoy the moment?
Listen. I understand that you think that you still want to be with me.
But you still want to play.
And that's me, baby.
Baby, I've changed.
It's still there, right?
I know that smile.
Between us? You still love me.
You and I...
And you're so scared of heights.
You're something else, you know.
Let me tell you something.
So, I slipped the guy a hundred
and he promised me we won't take off.
- Yeah. - A hundred?
Sandile, wait.
- I must get off! - Wait!
- I can jump! - You'll fall!
Sandile!
I'm falling!
Are you okay?
And also, what do you have to do with orphans anyway?
I've got lunch with Lynx and Ma.
Oh, my!
So much drama.
You've always saved me.
Even when I get lost along the way, you are always there for me.
Babe.
I borrowed this--
I borrowed this ring from my mother to impress you
but, I promise, when the moment is right, when I have the money,
I'll buy you your own.
My whole life.
Children lie about their mistakes, Sandile...
Baby, I promise you that--
I've even forgotten her name.
That I keep doing stupid things-- Trying to prove things.
But, baby, I've changed.
Please believe me, baby, I--
Do you remember when we first met?
So, please, baby. I'm begging you.
And you're right.
I've been an idiot and a child throughout this entire relationship.
But I have changed, baby.
There you go.
Hello, brethren!
Thank you, Menzi.
Let's leave them. They don't know what they're talking about.
Shut up, you!
So, since he's the first one to get married...
When he puts it that way, I can see how it sounds wrong.
Baby, I've changed and you did.
Baby, please.
I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry, Sandile. Come here. - I'm gonna get you!
Sandile, bro--
He's very in demand these days.
His brand is really taking off.
I'm sorry I'm late. I was...
Come, sit. We have a lot to talk about.
So, you two are in love?
Who would've thought things would turn out like this.
Everything is turning out perfectly.
Sorry I'm late for lunch.
Excuse me?
You weren't invited.
And you know what? We actually brought someone.
Jesus.
Who's this?
- Oh, my Lord, no! - Oh, goodness!
Unbelievable.
Please carry me
You are needed
That means we must start soon.
Together till eternity
Our ancestors are in total agreement...
Together till eternity
I thought you were joking.
So, tell me, are you really doing this?
We are doing this, Ma.
Because, this time, my heart will stop.
It can't take any more nonsense.
Rest assured, Mrs. Ngubeni. This is a contract arrived at after due diligence.
What I'm trying to say is, we've considered everything.
Hello, awesome chef.
She's definitely different. She's not like your usual chefs.
We were thinking of getting married in the first week of January.
So, by this time next year, we'll have a baby.
If family history is any indication, likely a boy.
It's fine.
We are like water and blood indeed
Our ancestors are in total agreement
Together till eternity
In my heart, your love endures
Our ancestors are in total agreement
Till eternity
At home they're waiting for you Waiting for you
The uncles are waiting for you Waiting for you
For you to make me your eternity
Well, well, well.
Top dog!
Brother, you know I've got nothing but love for you.
But a job is a job.
You've taken everything. What do you want?
I'm begging you. I really need to see you.
Here comes the devil. Lungsta, what do you want? I have nothing.
What are you taking? The tap? The tiles?
No. Why do you see me as bad news?
I have good news.
Listen. You're back, my brother.
I checked out the track on your laptop and released it.
You're back, my friend!
Listen to this.
You're on the charts, boy!
- How? - Listen.
You're back, my brother.
- I'm back? - Hey!
What are you saying?
The underdog has risen!
When can we work together?
Call me?
Bye, my love!
Dude. Did I come through or did I come through?
- Yeah, dude. - No, man. Say it like you mean it!
You came through, dude.
Did you know that, in Dubai, they pay in gold?
They give you gold. Like this.
They don't have money, they give you gold.
When?
31 December, we go.
You in?
You two want to talk?
Oh, man. There's my guy.
Hey, Sjava!
Sandile, what's wrong with you?
I'm begging you.
My name is Lunga.
To those that know me,
@that_guy_lungsta on social media, that's me.
See the guy in the blue shirt?
With one chain.
That's my buddy, Sandman.
My love, I bow before you
Not with my knees but with my heart
Because our families know
That we are meant for each other
My love, I bow before you
Not with my knees but with my heart
Because our families know
That we are meant for each other
I'm crazy for you
Come back
My eternity
How are you?
I've missed you for so long
It makes my mind wonder
Pastor!
Yes?
You can take that straight to the kitchen.
Ask for Ma Masilo. She'll show you where to set up.
- Good morning. - Hi.
- Hello, ladies. - Hi, Ma.
- Merry Christmas, Ma Ngubeni. - Merry Christmas, Pastor.
I should go and help in the kitchen.
Kopano, did you bring another microphone?
I still can't find the one you dropped off yesterday.
- Here it is. - Thank you.
See? The devil is testing us.
Not today, Satan!
Let's try that again.
I love you, baby.
I love you too.
We have to tell them.
You know what?
I don't care what you all say.
Don't worry. It's going to be okay.
Don't tell me about-- Look!
My life is over! Over! Do you hear me?
Your life?
This is my life.
Ma, I'm really sorry you had to find out like this.
If we were not in church right now!
I love Lemogang, and she loves me!
I'm going to die before my time!
- Hold her. - Okay. You're okay. Doctor.
Damn. Hello.
The disgraceful son.
I'm sorry, Ma.
You should be sorry.
Did you see the look on Bridgette's face?
Oh, guys.
- Actually... - Wow.
...I should be the one apologizing.
I should've known the person you're in love with.
Hello, hi!
Something smells good in here.
- Yeah. - What is it?
- No anchovies, right? - Wow.
Dad's favorite dish.
- Yes please, Uncle Tlof-Tlof. Thank you! - You see now?
Oh, Dad!
You know, I never thought anyone but Dad could cook this dish,
but you nailed it, Menzi. Big time.
We did very well, my love.
Let me see it first.
You see?
Oh, my son.
So, this is it?
Oh, Ma. Come on. What now?
I'll only be gone for a little while.
I'll be back before you know it, I promise.
Come here, my children.
I tried to say no, but my mom...
It's like Romeo and Juliet.
Anyway, tell me about Sky.
Even at church! You have guts, Lemogang.
Yeah, no, my mother wants to kill me.
One time, Sky borrowed Sandile's car to go buy fabric...
And that car is so small.
I was so scared, I even left my bra behind.
Are you okay?
Friend?
My brother, shouldn't the app be telling you that? Because I'm sure it should be.
The airport. Why are you still waiting? Let's go!
What's up, Lungsta?
- Sandza. Are you at the airport? - Yes, where are you?
In Dubai.
I'm chilling with the Guptas.
You know them.
Listen, don't worry.
From here, I'm going straight to the hotel
to make sure that when you guys land, everything is ready.
Your song is fire!
It's amazing!
- They're waiting for you. - Okay, boy.
We're coming. Wait for us, we're coming!
For you to make me your eternity
For you to make me yours...
Sandile made a hit song.
Sir, can you please drive faster? Please?
I'll drive fast, it's just that I love this guy.
You see that guy you love so much, he's going to Dubai.
If I don't get to the airport on time, I'll never see him again.
Will you please drive faster?
Did you say you know Sandile?
Why didn't you tell me you know such important people?
Let's go!
We won't miss him!
Yes, let's go.
Look.
Hurry!
Love is beautiful, man.
My love,
they're waiting for you at home.
My love, I bow before you
Not with my knees but with my heart
Because our families know
That we are meant for each other
Where's the DJ?
We're asking for a little more time.
The band is on its way.
Ma Masilo, what's going on?
How far are they?
I don't know anything.
I tried to call,
- they're not answering their phones! - Listen.
- I may have another plan. - I don't want to hear anything from you!
My goodness!
What am I seeing?
My goodness!
God is good!
I knew the devil would not win with you two.
Your relationship is unbreakable.
Come, my children.
Listen, Sandile, my child.
There's no band.
We need someone to perform.
Help me, my boy.
Don't worry, Ma.
Have you gone mad?
...and have children...
Oh, what is it, my love?
I miss you
You're driving me crazy...
Is this the rubbish you're helping me with?
No, not at all.
Woman!
Look at these people, these statues!
If you're trying to sabotage me,
you're doing a good job!
No ways.
Please come back
I'm crazy for you
Come back
My eternity
How are you?
I've missed you for so long
It makes my mind wonder
You are far away
When will you come back So I can see you?
Where's his eternity?
Thank you so much for helping us.
I knew that one day, you and I would make a great team.
Oh, there are my boys.
I've never been so proud of you. All of you.
And, Sandile, before you ask...
you can have the house.
- You know what, Ma? - Yeah?
You can give it to Menzi.
My goodness!
My goodness.
That's my cue to go look for my future Mrs. Ngubeni.
- You're leaving me too? - Just like that.
- From ten down to zero. - Thank you, Jesus.