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{\an8}大家都說悲傷有五階段

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{\an8}(第97天)

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{\an8}否認、憤怒、討價還價

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{\an8}沮喪,接著最後是接受

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但我覺得說“階段”不太對

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應該比較像是關卡,就像打電動

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要破了第一關,才能前進第二關

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有些人會卡在某一關,因為難度很高

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就像瑪利歐賽車裡的彩虹之路

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到底是哪個瘋子發明的?

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《汪達在哪裡?》

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(一,否認)

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都沒事

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只是個誤會

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我確定他們只是普通一般人

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等他們回來,就會解決了

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你覺得會是“一般人”?

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帝多,什麼“一般人”?

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他們在後院挖了一個地下密室

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而且還有個小女孩差點射殺你

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用十字弓

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據網路上的說法

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他們在樹林裡搜尋下一個受害者

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卡拉塔,妳不會真的相信
這些人是食人魔吧?

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我相信

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三個月前,我是不會相信的,帝多

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但那時我也不會相信

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我的治療師會要她老公戴套頭帽

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好讓她假裝自己在跟搶匪上床

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還有我哥會買老虎當寵物

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我也不會相信...

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我們的女兒會失蹤

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而我最不會相信的

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是我老公會當著我的面說謊好幾個月

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把手機給我

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為何?

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妳有何計畫?

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我要打電話報警
他們可以來把我們弄出去

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沒訊號,太好了

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對,這裡的牆壁看起來很厚實

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可能還塗了鉛吧

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真的很厲害

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找到了

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其實有點浪漫

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你好大的膽子

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他們一定是末日準備者

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一定是什麼?

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末日準備者

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那些認為世界末日就要來臨的人

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是啊

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我倒希望世界末日快點來

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我曾經有個同事是末日準備者

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他泥水工夫超好的

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但我們發現他喝過自己的尿

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嘿,放我們出去

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- 卡拉塔
- 放我們出去

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卡拉塔,我們會想出辦法的

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也許有其他出口

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再試試看地窖門吧

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她可能沒上鎖

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沒有,肯定是鎖上了

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目標已被擊斃

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總統將很快收到通知

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美國大眾...

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(第97天)

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(第2天)

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嘿,我不知道妳愛吃什麼
所以我幫妳買了照燒雞口味

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是我最愛吃的

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但我想到妳搞不好吃素

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所以我又回去買了素食三明治

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我不是吃素的

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好,很好

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因為素食的看起來超噁

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好,克里斯,我跟你說真的

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我已經在這裡待兩天了

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大多失蹤的人都在
最初的48到72小時內找到

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這在統計上來說就表示

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他們會在接下來的36小時內來找我

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只是遲早的事

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你放我走的話,對大家都好

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當然啊

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- 我直接把鏈條拆了,對吧?
- 我是認真的

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我不會提起你

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你對我很好

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你買三明治給我吃

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我在給你機會,克里斯

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妳在給我機會?

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好,如果你想要這樣,好啊

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桑德斯海姆不大

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你知道17歲妙齡美女
在這裡失蹤的頻率是多少?

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- 從來沒有過
- 妳剛剛說自己是美女?

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我要放鬆一下,吃我的三明治

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然後等著搜尋隊來敲門

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那時候你就會...

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“汪達...拜託跟他們說
我買了一個雞肉三明治給妳吃”

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而我會說:“抱歉,兄弟”

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“我深受創傷,這傢伙壞死了

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他一定得被關進牢裡去”

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然後你撿肥皂的時候就給我小心點

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說完了嗎?

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我該去哪裡上廁所?

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- 最好是
- 這裡不是飯店,汪達

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這對你跟我都行不通吧?

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你真的想要每天提著一桶屎爬上爬下嗎?

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克里斯,我跟你說吧

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你是逃不了的

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你不算是真正的罪犯

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警察會挨家挨戶地搜索

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他們隨時都會到這裡

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只要他們一找到我,你就得去蹲苦窯

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妳害我頭好痛,夠了

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放我走

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抱歉

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克里斯

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嘿,最後機會,我警告你喔

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克里斯

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克里斯

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(二,憤怒)

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帝多,你到底是怎麼搞的?

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我說真的

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你去處理最慘的情況,然而

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- 總是能自顧自地把事情弄得更慘
- 好...

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我幹嘛來追你啊?

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我是說,我受夠了

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我們結束了

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我自由了

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你不是我的責任

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然後...

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我發現你又在做超蠢的事

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而我幹了什麼?

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我追著你跑

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就像我一直以來那樣

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就像個白痴

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我可以讓你自己去搞

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然後被某個小孩用十字弓射中

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那樣就全部結束了

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別像受傷的水獺那樣看我
好像我該同情你一樣

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我才不同情你,我同情我自己

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不准哭

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別給我開始哭

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我沒有要哭

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- 給我停
- 我在努力憋

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我不准你哭,帝多

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好,這裡都有些什麼?

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肉乾

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鳳梨罐頭

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美味...的豆子罐頭

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豆子罐頭,烤肉風味

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希望你們這些瘋子有打包空氣清新劑

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哇,太棒了

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是米耶...

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天才,你們要在哪煮?

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你們要在哪煮這該死的米?

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他們偶爾也會享受一下呢

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卡拉塔,也許...

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好喔

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好的,帝多

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你本來打算怎樣?

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一直瞞到我們燒光所有的錢

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然後希望我不會注意到
法警開始沒收我們的家具嗎?

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我不會讓情況變成那樣

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那你怎麼不跟我說你失業了?

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我們可以找解決辦法
我們兩個一起,我們是一隊的

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我沒辦法說,因為...

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因為怎樣?

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沒事,妳說得對
我應該跟妳說,我很抱歉

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- 不是,你剛剛想說什麼?
- 我沒有想說什麼

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- 有,你有
- 沒有

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你說:“因為”
通常“因為”後面會接著說下去

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卡拉塔,算了吧

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帝多,因為怎樣?

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因為...

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最近...

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妳的...

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憤怒問題挺嚴重的

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憤怒問題?

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我沒有憤怒問題

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好的,好喔

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嘿...

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放我們出去

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你們這些發瘋的王八蛋

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在我們爛掉之前就吃掉我們吧

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- 對啊
- 嘿

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你為何什麼都不做?

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- 我該幹嘛啊?
- 不知道

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找出口,想辦法

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做點事情,別像個白痴一樣光坐在那

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這個...

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哇

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- 怎樣?
- 沒事

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怎樣呢?

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這個人不知道準備要待在這下面多久

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她不能有生理需求嗎?

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當然可以

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不要批判女人的性慾,帝多

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我沒有批判任何人
其實正好相反,我覺得很厲害

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他們是準備充分的準備者

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很周全

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如果這變態末日準備者準備了變態的東西
那這變態準備者的準備到底有多周全?

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帝多,你好噁心

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{\an8}(第13天)

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{\an8}好,別生氣

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我洗了妳的衣服

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但是被拿去跟我奶奶的舊衣服放在一起

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結果被她拿去回收箱丟了

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所以我去舊貨店幫妳買了些新衣服

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但我不知道妳的尺寸

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反正這代表我在午餐時段之後

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才去了三明治店

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那時候好吃的都賣光了

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所以我只能買鮪魚的...

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汪達

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我無法忍受了

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我拒絕大便在桶子裡

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如果我得再吃一個他媽的三明治

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我就要殺人了

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- 我不能呼吸了,汪達
- 我不在乎

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抱歉

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對不起

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天啊,好噁心

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妳差點就殺死我了

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計畫就是這樣,克里斯

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拜託

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你把我關在這裡

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而且你用他媽的指頭戳我的眼睛
你這個變態

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妳勒我耶

227
00:13:53,584 --> 00:13:54,751
你差點戳瞎我

228
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而且我跟你說,我不喜歡臭鮪魚

229
00:14:01,925 --> 00:14:03,426
小妞,妳有什麼毛病啦?

230
00:14:03,427 --> 00:14:06,137
我已經被關在老太太的地下室兩週了

231
00:14:06,138 --> 00:14:07,556
這就是我的毛病

232
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老兄,等我離開這裡,你就慘了

233
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你無法想像

234
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:21,611
我要去上多少真實犯罪類的播客節目

235
00:14:21,612 --> 00:14:25,281
我要說你對我做了各種亂七八糟的事情

236
00:14:25,282 --> 00:14:30,286
他們都會說:“哇
克里斯那傢伙真是個變態”

237
00:14:30,287 --> 00:14:34,207
他們會幫你取外號
像是“地下室怪咖”之類的

238
00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:36,876
然後抖音上的青少年會製作關於你的影片

239
00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:40,588
還會有人拍電影,找個不紅的人來扮演你

240
00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:45,760
他會像這樣:“嗨,我是克里斯

241
00:14:45,761 --> 00:14:50,516
我是個把女生關在地下室的變態”

242
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:55,771
妳好刻薄

243
00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:59,273
- 我刻薄?
- 對

244
00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:00,566
妳是個刻薄的人

245
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:03,278
我想起來了,妳在學校也很刻薄

246
00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:04,987
你說什麼?

247
00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:06,948
妳以前都跟一群女生混在一起

248
00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:09,826
妳們是超刻薄的女生幫

249
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,245
- 才不是
- 就是

250
00:15:12,246 --> 00:15:15,874
總是在社群媒體上發動這種
煩死人的心理戰

251
00:15:16,792 --> 00:15:17,875
“這篇我要按讚嗎?”

252
00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:19,627
“我要標記誰才好?”

253
00:15:19,628 --> 00:15:25,258
“我該怎麼讓沒受邀的人知道

254
00:15:25,259 --> 00:15:26,634
這派對有多讚?”

255
00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:28,594
跟那些心裡明白

256
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:31,430
自己根本把不到妳的男生打情罵俏

257
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,724
讓他們有那一瞬間以為

258
00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:35,560
自己搞不好有機會

259
00:15:35,561 --> 00:15:37,771
只為了馬上再把他們打回朋友圈

260
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,314
- 我讓你這麼覺得?
- 什麼?

261
00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:43,359
我覺得妳有人氣又漂亮嗎?

262
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:44,694
對

263
00:15:44,695 --> 00:15:46,863
我覺得妳因為那樣得到社交優勢嗎?

264
00:15:46,864 --> 00:15:48,447
當然是這樣

265
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:52,160
大多數時候,妳可能根本
沒注意到自己的行為

266
00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:56,455
漂亮又有人氣不是我能控制的

267
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,916
看吧,妳甚至能說出自己漂亮又有人氣

268
00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:01,752
- 這就是問題啊
- 這是你剛剛說的

269
00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:06,215
對,但別人說出來是另一回事

270
00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:08,593
妳就是不該自己說出口

271
00:16:08,594 --> 00:16:10,887
這樣說吧...好,即使永遠不會發生...

272
00:16:10,888 --> 00:16:13,472
但假設妳說了我的好話

273
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:17,019
像是:“克里斯,你真的好...”

274
00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:23,357
“你的頭髮還行”

275
00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:26,277
我也絕對不會自己說出來
“嘿,對啊,我的頭髮還行”

276
00:16:26,278 --> 00:16:27,863
因為我不可能會相信

277
00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:31,033
而這樣應該是好事?

278
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,383
抱歉,我買了鮪魚口味給妳

279
00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:50,593
克里斯

280
00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:51,678
幹嘛?

281
00:16:53,764 --> 00:16:55,349
你的頭髮還行

282
00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:03,857
(三,討價還價)

283
00:17:09,655 --> 00:17:11,531
雙手放在頭後面,面對牆壁

284
00:17:12,324 --> 00:17:14,158
我帶著AR-15步槍

285
00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:16,743
你們只要稍微輕舉妄動,我就會開槍

286
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:18,789
- 那是槍耶
- 面對牆壁

287
00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:20,164
好

288
00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:21,540
面對牆壁

289
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,668
我要進來了,如果你們沒有面對牆壁

290
00:17:23,669 --> 00:17:25,211
雙手放在頭後面的話...

291
00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:26,587
雙手放在頭後面

292
00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:28,840
我就會考慮採取激烈行動,而且我會開槍

293
00:17:28,841 --> 00:17:30,341
- 懂嗎?
- 懂...

294
00:17:30,342 --> 00:17:31,592
你們有聽懂嗎?

295
00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:34,053
- 有...
- 有,我們懂,是的

296
00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,138
天啊

297
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,392
帝多,是怎樣?

298
00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:46,148
面對牆壁

299
00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:48,235
我們沒有敵意

300
00:17:53,824 --> 00:17:56,493
你們是誰,你們跑進我的土地做什麼?

301
00:17:58,370 --> 00:18:02,081
我們是卡拉塔和帝多克萊特

302
00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:04,709
很抱歉我們擅自闖入

303
00:18:04,710 --> 00:18:06,795
可是我們在找我們的女兒,她失蹤了

304
00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:08,379
她的名字是汪達

305
00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:10,174
媽咪,我們要殺死他們嗎?

306
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,676
還沒,親愛的

307
00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:14,511
還沒

308
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,889
他們是妳的囚犯了,親愛的

309
00:18:17,890 --> 00:18:19,265
- 妳想把他們綁起來嗎?
- 要

310
00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:20,517
要嗎?去吧,親愛的

311
00:18:25,731 --> 00:18:26,732
好,很棒

312
00:18:27,733 --> 00:18:28,901
妳做得很棒

313
00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:31,778
- 就是現在
- 嘿

314
00:18:32,821 --> 00:18:33,738
很有膽喔

315
00:18:33,739 --> 00:18:36,157
把槍放下,不然我就扭斷她的脖子

316
00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:37,909
真他媽的,帝多,幹得好

317
00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:39,535
- 把槍放下
- 好

318
00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:41,163
別貿然出手...

319
00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:45,082
哈

320
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:46,417
- 帝多
- 她好像弄破我一顆蛋蛋了

321
00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:49,170
- 媽咪,我表現好嗎?
- 表現很棒

322
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:51,088
不可思議,妳最棒了

323
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:52,340
上樓去,好嗎?該睡覺了

324
00:18:52,341 --> 00:18:54,133
接下來讓我處理吧,東西給我

325
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:56,302
我好愛妳,親愛的

326
00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:57,803
我也愛妳

327
00:18:57,804 --> 00:19:00,390
好的,轉身,雙手放在背後

328
00:19:01,642 --> 00:19:03,393
對不起,剛剛那樣很蠢

329
00:19:04,436 --> 00:19:05,646
一點也沒錯

330
00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:09,233
雙手放在背後

331
00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:13,486
太緊了,夾到我的皮了

332
00:19:13,487 --> 00:19:15,906
好,你們兩個都給我跪下

333
00:19:17,074 --> 00:19:19,534
聽好,我不知道你們是誰

334
00:19:19,535 --> 00:19:22,579
但我從沒看過政府派來的人跟你們一樣

335
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,873
我猜你們應該是某種左翼

336
00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:28,000
覺青、改革派、游擊政府團體分子吧?

337
00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:31,295
想要來搞我這種正派的愛國分子,對吧?

338
00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:33,089
可能還有“新世子”組織吧?

339
00:19:33,090 --> 00:19:35,551
- 我們慘了
- 不好意思

340
00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:37,176
新世子?

341
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:38,428
“新世界的孩子”啦

342
00:19:39,847 --> 00:19:41,222
別假裝你不知道

343
00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:42,724
我們只是平凡的父母

344
00:19:43,475 --> 00:19:44,976
我們的女兒失蹤了

345
00:19:44,977 --> 00:19:47,895
如果覺得孩子在這裡,你們怎麼不報警?

346
00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:49,565
因為...

347
00:19:50,274 --> 00:19:52,818
因為警察根本沒用

348
00:19:53,986 --> 00:19:56,153
這點我們倒是有共識

349
00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:57,614
對,是啊

350
00:19:58,115 --> 00:20:03,286
我們得自己照顧自己
我們得保護自己的家人

351
00:20:03,287 --> 00:20:04,704
妳一定能理解的吧?

352
00:20:04,705 --> 00:20:06,456
對,這倒是真的

353
00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:08,750
我一點也不相信體制

354
00:20:10,002 --> 00:20:11,837
所以我才讓東妮在家自學

355
00:20:12,713 --> 00:20:13,588
- 真的嗎?
- 對

356
00:20:13,589 --> 00:20:15,590
她五歲就會用武器了

357
00:20:15,591 --> 00:20:18,176
六歲就能捉到兔子、殺死然後剝皮

358
00:20:18,177 --> 00:20:19,886
哇,很棒

359
00:20:19,887 --> 00:20:24,725
我確定妳一定會
不惜代價去保護自己的女兒吧?

360
00:20:25,726 --> 00:20:26,727
對啊

361
00:20:31,315 --> 00:20:33,399
這表示我們能離開了嗎?

362
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,234
拜託別把我們丟在這底下,求求妳

363
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:37,778
可以至少幫我們鬆綁嗎?

364
00:20:37,779 --> 00:20:39,281
我有幽閉恐懼症

365
00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:40,991
我的天啊

366
00:20:41,617 --> 00:20:44,745
我沒有幽閉恐懼症,我只是說說而已

367
00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:54,795
(第33天)

368
00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:57,173
這齣劇真是太糟糕了

369
00:20:57,174 --> 00:20:59,218
除了兇殺案跟妓女以外啥都沒有

370
00:21:00,511 --> 00:21:03,095
諾伯特老師怎麼會覺得
這齣劇適合13歲小朋友啊?

371
00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:05,224
我們不能演演《貓》就好嗎?

372
00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:08,852
現在回想,感覺真怪

373
00:21:09,853 --> 00:21:11,605
妳那時幾歲?12歲?

374
00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:15,192
最適合演妓女的年紀

375
00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:19,655
那是我記憶中最後一件正常的事

376
00:21:20,656 --> 00:21:22,616
什麼?在16歲時扮演連環殺手嗎?

377
00:21:23,909 --> 00:21:27,037
不是,那是我父母去世前的夏天

378
00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:48,642
(停止)

379
00:22:04,116 --> 00:22:04,991
- 來吧
- 不要

380
00:22:04,992 --> 00:22:06,326
- 來嘛,拜託...
- 不要

381
00:22:09,830 --> 00:22:11,582
我知道何時該出門

382
00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:14,126
何時該待在家

383
00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:16,794
把事情做完

384
00:22:16,795 --> 00:22:18,254
來

385
00:22:18,255 --> 00:22:20,423
- 來啦
- 不用了...

386
00:22:20,424 --> 00:22:23,134
我追上了個送報童

387
00:22:23,135 --> 00:22:25,845
但情況永遠都不會變

388
00:22:25,846 --> 00:22:27,930
我躺在雨中

389
00:22:27,931 --> 00:22:28,849
不對,是“風”

390
00:22:30,017 --> 00:22:31,058
再見了

391
00:22:31,059 --> 00:22:32,144
好

392
00:22:34,188 --> 00:22:36,440
- 但我努力
- 但我努力

393
00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:41,445
- 我努力
- 我努力

394
00:22:42,154 --> 00:22:43,196
絕對不要一頭栽進

395
00:22:43,197 --> 00:22:44,780
現代愛情

396
00:22:44,781 --> 00:22:47,491
- 走在我身旁
- 現代愛情

397
00:22:47,492 --> 00:22:50,036
- 擦身而過
- 現代愛情

398
00:22:50,037 --> 00:22:54,124
- 讓我準時抵達教堂
- 讓我準時抵達教堂

399
00:22:59,963 --> 00:23:01,298
我有東西要給妳

400
00:23:08,013 --> 00:23:10,640
我的天啊,不會吧

401
00:23:10,641 --> 00:23:12,809
舊貨店裡有好多

402
00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:16,229
《女生隊》

403
00:23:16,230 --> 00:23:17,856
《浴火鳳凰2》

404
00:23:19,149 --> 00:23:20,275
《急凍末日》

405
00:23:21,235 --> 00:23:22,444
《魔獸天蛾人》

406
00:23:23,111 --> 00:23:24,446
是《魔獸天蛾人》

407
00:23:27,157 --> 00:23:29,325
從來沒聽過這些片子

408
00:23:29,326 --> 00:23:31,994
我也是,但那些全部只要3歐元,所以...

409
00:23:31,995 --> 00:23:33,371
嘿,我可沒在抱怨

410
00:23:33,372 --> 00:23:35,540
《24反恐任務》我現在已經第四刷了

411
00:23:35,541 --> 00:23:39,753
如果我得再看一次琴鮑爾
遇見那隻美洲獅,那我就...

412
00:23:43,674 --> 00:23:45,259
所以,感謝你

413
00:23:46,385 --> 00:23:48,512
我得跟你談一件事

414
00:23:49,763 --> 00:23:50,764
那我就...

415
00:23:51,682 --> 00:23:57,186
我知道你的處境很慘

416
00:23:57,187 --> 00:24:00,106
我也知道路卡斯的老闆們超危險

417
00:24:00,107 --> 00:24:01,816
所以你才不放我走

418
00:24:01,817 --> 00:24:04,694
- 汪達,我...
- 別打斷,拜託...聽我說

419
00:24:04,695 --> 00:24:06,237
我在想

420
00:24:06,238 --> 00:24:09,198
如果我們去處理掉那些人呢?

421
00:24:09,199 --> 00:24:14,912
你說...路卡斯說過某個“老大”

422
00:24:14,913 --> 00:24:16,956
我不知道,他稱那個人為“王”

423
00:24:16,957 --> 00:24:19,501
但我不知道那是名字還是外號

424
00:24:20,085 --> 00:24:22,128
好,王

425
00:24:22,129 --> 00:24:23,546
這就是個起頭

426
00:24:23,547 --> 00:24:28,217
好,我們就假設這個王

427
00:24:28,218 --> 00:24:33,806
是命令路卡斯去殺那女生的人

428
00:24:33,807 --> 00:24:37,019
問題是

429
00:24:37,644 --> 00:24:38,937
他為何要殺她?

430
00:24:39,563 --> 00:24:41,397
他想隱瞞什麼事?

431
00:24:41,398 --> 00:24:43,566
- 那女生是個記者,對吧?
- 對

432
00:24:43,567 --> 00:24:45,484
我想她應該是做了網路影片之類的

433
00:24:45,485 --> 00:24:47,112
記者,好

434
00:24:47,779 --> 00:24:49,907
記...者

435
00:24:50,407 --> 00:24:52,576
如果有人想要殺記者

436
00:24:53,118 --> 00:24:57,289
一定是因為她揭發了那個人想保密的事

437
00:25:01,293 --> 00:25:02,793
好

438
00:25:02,794 --> 00:25:06,088
所以如果我們去查出是什麼事

439
00:25:06,089 --> 00:25:08,341
然後我們可以去報警

440
00:25:08,342 --> 00:25:12,179
壞人會去坐牢,我能回家,你也解套了

441
00:25:13,263 --> 00:25:15,682
我們會是一個團隊
就像傑克鮑爾和東尼艾美達那樣

442
00:25:17,309 --> 00:25:18,309
對啊,好啊

443
00:25:18,310 --> 00:25:21,729
妳跟我去殲滅整個
桑德斯海姆的組織犯罪網?

444
00:25:21,730 --> 00:25:23,815
- 對啊,有何不可?
- 汪達

445
00:25:26,318 --> 00:25:28,110
我不能永遠都在這下面

446
00:25:28,111 --> 00:25:31,532
我要嘛會逃走
不然就是遲早會偷送訊息出去

447
00:25:32,658 --> 00:25:35,535
或是直接抓狂,拿電視來砸你的頭

448
00:25:35,536 --> 00:25:37,578
如果這些都沒用的話,我就會自殺

449
00:25:37,579 --> 00:25:38,496
別說那種話

450
00:25:38,497 --> 00:25:41,290
我是說真的,我有什麼活下去的意義?

451
00:25:41,291 --> 00:25:43,210
為了看《急凍末日》?

452
00:25:48,173 --> 00:25:53,178
或是我們能合作,想出個辦法

453
00:25:54,638 --> 00:25:57,182
讓我們兩個都能毫髮無傷地脫身

454
00:25:58,350 --> 00:26:01,895
我是說,你有什麼好擔心的?

455
00:26:05,524 --> 00:26:10,112
(四,沮喪)

456
00:26:15,868 --> 00:26:17,077
對不起

457
00:26:19,580 --> 00:26:21,247
帝多,別那樣

458
00:26:21,248 --> 00:26:22,583
我...

459
00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:24,501
我非常非常抱歉

460
00:26:26,128 --> 00:26:28,212
不只是因為這件事

461
00:26:28,213 --> 00:26:32,301
害我們被關進一個
持槍右翼極端分子的地堡裡

462
00:26:32,885 --> 00:26:37,389
我也很抱歉沒有跟妳說我被裁員的事

463
00:26:40,267 --> 00:26:41,268
我...

464
00:26:43,020 --> 00:26:45,898
我覺得很丟臉

465
00:26:49,735 --> 00:26:54,198
每次家人最需要我的時候,我都會搞砸

466
00:26:55,032 --> 00:26:56,908
- 每次都這樣
- 帝多

467
00:26:56,909 --> 00:26:58,368
卡拉塔,是真的

468
00:26:59,161 --> 00:27:00,162
妳想想

469
00:27:00,662 --> 00:27:05,334
像歐勒出生時,醫生說他聽障

470
00:27:06,502 --> 00:27:09,171
我馬上就慌了,然後崩潰

471
00:27:09,755 --> 00:27:13,132
是妳說:“帝多,振作起來

472
00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:14,550
沒關係

473
00:27:14,551 --> 00:27:16,595
我們不會因此而少愛他一點,而且...”

474
00:27:17,554 --> 00:27:19,555
- 對
- 妳當然說得對

475
00:27:19,556 --> 00:27:21,391
那並沒有改變任何事

476
00:27:22,017 --> 00:27:26,772
但在那時候,支柱是妳,而不是我

477
00:27:28,398 --> 00:27:31,109
在汪達失蹤時也是一樣

478
00:27:34,238 --> 00:27:36,281
從那天開始,我感覺自己好...

479
00:27:38,909 --> 00:27:40,202
沒用

480
00:27:42,579 --> 00:27:46,250
身為父親,照顧家庭是我的責任

481
00:27:46,792 --> 00:27:48,210
要保護我的家庭

482
00:27:49,169 --> 00:27:50,920
而我做了什麼?

483
00:27:50,921 --> 00:27:54,675
汪達失蹤的那天
我搞消失,在足球賽喝個爛醉

484
00:28:01,265 --> 00:28:04,058
看妳接受治療,我也很抱歉

485
00:28:04,059 --> 00:28:06,061
我不是有意的,真的

486
00:28:06,937 --> 00:28:12,442
我只是聽到了自己的名字
我知道我該關掉,可是...

487
00:28:13,110 --> 00:28:15,028
我就是沒辦法,我無法

488
00:28:16,321 --> 00:28:20,367
感覺就好像宇宙在跟我說

489
00:28:21,034 --> 00:28:22,911
“帝多,給我好好聽著

490
00:28:23,662 --> 00:28:24,997
因為這是事實

491
00:28:25,622 --> 00:28:29,542
你是個白痴,而且你會失去一切

492
00:28:29,543 --> 00:28:31,545
如果你不好好振作的話”

493
00:28:34,423 --> 00:28:37,466
帝多,你不是白痴

494
00:28:37,467 --> 00:28:40,052
我不該說那種話

495
00:28:40,053 --> 00:28:43,264
卡拉塔,但妳說得對,我就是個白痴

496
00:28:43,265 --> 00:28:44,725
我一直都很白痴

497
00:28:45,934 --> 00:28:47,519
我就是這樣過生活的

498
00:28:48,103 --> 00:28:49,605
我念書的時候是這樣

499
00:28:50,564 --> 00:28:51,940
我把到妳也是這樣

500
00:28:53,192 --> 00:28:55,777
帝多,可愛的白痴

501
00:28:57,196 --> 00:28:59,573
沒人會對白痴抱有高度期待

502
00:29:00,449 --> 00:29:02,701
那搞砸會怎樣呢?沒什麼大不了的

503
00:29:03,619 --> 00:29:07,414
成績跟薪水都不如旁邊的人?

504
00:29:08,624 --> 00:29:09,917
反正帝多就是這樣

505
00:29:12,669 --> 00:29:14,671
帝多,你不會真的相信是這樣吧

506
00:29:18,467 --> 00:29:22,679
你知道自己對我有多重要嗎?

507
00:29:28,018 --> 00:29:32,147
卡拉塔,我每天都很擔心
妳會轉過身去,然後說

508
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:37,736
“帝多,我真是大錯特錯
我要跟你離婚”

509
00:29:39,821 --> 00:29:42,950
但不知道為什麼
這件事居然到現在都沒發生

510
00:29:44,660 --> 00:29:47,495
我不知道是不是因為我們很早生小孩

511
00:29:47,496 --> 00:29:50,831
所以妳也許覺得妳被我困住了

512
00:29:50,832 --> 00:29:51,750
我不知道

513
00:29:55,337 --> 00:29:56,964
我很愛妳,卡拉塔

514
00:29:58,674 --> 00:30:02,427
跟妳結婚是我這輩子最棒的事

515
00:30:03,053 --> 00:30:05,388
每當早上看到妳對著我笑

516
00:30:05,389 --> 00:30:08,350
我就會喜悅無比

517
00:30:08,934 --> 00:30:10,768
而且我到現在還是每天早上自問

518
00:30:10,769 --> 00:30:14,773
“帝多,你他媽是怎麼做到的?”

519
00:30:16,149 --> 00:30:17,317
我不懂

520
00:30:18,151 --> 00:30:21,905
我就是不懂像妳這樣的人

521
00:30:22,698 --> 00:30:27,035
怎麼能忍受我這種人?

522
00:30:28,537 --> 00:30:29,705
我就是不明白

523
00:30:36,003 --> 00:30:37,004
我...

524
00:30:41,216 --> 00:30:42,551
- 我只是想...
- 不要

525
00:30:43,552 --> 00:30:45,012
- 閉嘴
- 好

526
00:31:08,785 --> 00:31:12,288
帝多,幫我拉開褲子的拉鍊,好嗎?

527
00:31:12,289 --> 00:31:13,415
好

528
00:31:13,916 --> 00:31:15,417
好

529
00:31:20,047 --> 00:31:22,256
- 好的,好
- 好

530
00:31:22,257 --> 00:31:23,591
有顆扣子

531
00:31:23,592 --> 00:31:24,842
對

532
00:31:24,843 --> 00:31:26,177
- 有感覺到嗎?
- 我抓到了

533
00:31:26,178 --> 00:31:27,803
- 能不能...
- 好

534
00:31:27,804 --> 00:31:29,890
- 我抓到了
- 那就好

535
00:31:31,350 --> 00:31:33,310
- 過來
- 好

536
00:31:34,436 --> 00:31:35,436
好

537
00:31:35,437 --> 00:31:37,104
- 低一點...
- 很好

538
00:31:37,105 --> 00:31:38,315
再低點

539
00:31:38,815 --> 00:31:41,025
- 再低
- 到了

540
00:31:41,026 --> 00:31:42,944
天啊,老天

541
00:31:42,945 --> 00:31:45,656
好的,好...

542
00:31:47,282 --> 00:31:49,409
- 好...
- 我躺下

543
00:31:55,290 --> 00:31:57,417
等等,等一下

544
00:32:00,796 --> 00:32:03,130
- 不對,再過來點
- 好

545
00:32:03,131 --> 00:32:04,591
對,天啊

546
00:32:07,594 --> 00:32:09,011
- 我的天啊
- 我的天啊

547
00:32:09,012 --> 00:32:10,179
我的天啊

548
00:32:10,180 --> 00:32:12,849
(第68天)

549
00:32:12,850 --> 00:32:15,018
她看起來很慘吧?

550
00:32:15,936 --> 00:32:17,729
去死吧,我不玩了

551
00:32:18,522 --> 00:32:19,940
我受夠了

552
00:32:20,524 --> 00:32:21,567
我不是個...

553
00:32:22,150 --> 00:32:25,236
別拍了,不要拍我了

554
00:32:25,237 --> 00:32:27,072
- 你們全部都給我滾
- 我的天啊

555
00:32:27,781 --> 00:32:28,657
抱歉,汪達

556
00:32:29,366 --> 00:32:30,993
我不該給妳看的

557
00:32:33,412 --> 00:32:36,039
沒事...我很高興你給我看

558
00:32:37,958 --> 00:32:40,794
我覺得很內疚

559
00:32:55,893 --> 00:32:57,436
閉上眼睛

560
00:32:58,061 --> 00:32:59,103
為何?

561
00:32:59,104 --> 00:33:00,647
閉上眼睛就對了

562
00:33:02,524 --> 00:33:04,192
好,別做奇怪的事就好

563
00:33:04,193 --> 00:33:06,111
我現在覺得很脆弱

564
00:33:28,091 --> 00:33:29,676
好,睜開眼睛吧

565
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:34,515
那是什麼?

566
00:33:35,432 --> 00:33:38,434
我知道這影片會惹妳傷心

567
00:33:38,435 --> 00:33:43,148
所以我就想說,買來所有妳愛吃的東西
想辦法安慰妳

568
00:33:44,274 --> 00:33:45,692
宵夜大餐

569
00:33:47,444 --> 00:33:50,905
首先,是鳳梨

570
00:33:50,906 --> 00:33:52,990
因為在妳第一次出國度假

571
00:33:52,991 --> 00:33:55,244
妳爸讓妳試喝了他的鳳梨可樂達

572
00:33:56,161 --> 00:33:59,039
- 妳說那個...
- 是我放進嘴裡最棒的東西

573
00:33:59,706 --> 00:34:00,707
對

574
00:34:05,212 --> 00:34:06,213
玉米片

575
00:34:06,713 --> 00:34:08,046
尤其是甜辣口味

576
00:34:08,047 --> 00:34:11,300
因為妳很喜歡辣粉沾滿手指

577
00:34:11,301 --> 00:34:13,219
還有橄欖

578
00:34:14,096 --> 00:34:16,180
因為妳逼自己要喜歡吃

579
00:34:16,181 --> 00:34:18,891
這樣別人就會覺得妳很成熟

580
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:20,686
還有最厲害的

581
00:34:22,228 --> 00:34:23,522
乳酪條

582
00:34:25,774 --> 00:34:27,900
還有最經典的...

583
00:34:32,989 --> 00:34:34,658
別擔心,不是鮪魚口味

584
00:34:37,744 --> 00:34:38,745
哇

585
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:41,706
你全都記得?

586
00:34:42,541 --> 00:34:45,710
我想這應該是我這輩子
感受過最貼心的舉動了

587
00:34:46,295 --> 00:34:48,004
我上一次生日

588
00:34:48,005 --> 00:34:52,216
當時的男朋友給了我一本氣炸鍋食譜

589
00:34:52,217 --> 00:34:54,011
而我根本沒有氣炸鍋

590
00:35:01,393 --> 00:35:04,061
好,我並不是說你是我男朋友...

591
00:35:04,062 --> 00:35:05,772
等等,我還有準備別的

592
00:35:11,528 --> 00:35:12,570
- 要嗎?
- 要

593
00:35:12,571 --> 00:35:13,572
要嗎?

594
00:35:19,411 --> 00:35:21,246
我沒辦法,抱歉

595
00:35:26,084 --> 00:35:26,919
好喔

596
00:35:27,794 --> 00:35:31,714
- 我並不是想...
- 不是我不想,真的

597
00:35:31,715 --> 00:35:33,257
而是正好相反

598
00:35:33,258 --> 00:35:34,927
我是說,又不是頭殼壞掉

599
00:35:35,469 --> 00:35:38,638
妳是跟我說過話的女生中最辣的

600
00:35:38,639 --> 00:35:40,348
而且還不只那樣

601
00:35:40,349 --> 00:35:43,851
妳有趣又聰明

602
00:35:43,852 --> 00:35:47,064
而且坦蕩蕩地,不受全世界的影響

603
00:35:47,731 --> 00:35:50,734
我從來沒認識跟妳一樣堅強又勇敢的人

604
00:35:51,318 --> 00:35:54,363
但我不想當那種恐怖的傢伙...

605
00:35:54,988 --> 00:35:57,615
當然啦,我知道我目前
把妳關在我家地下室裡

606
00:35:57,616 --> 00:35:59,117
- 這真的超恐怖,可是...
- 克里斯

607
00:36:00,202 --> 00:36:01,452
放心,沒關係

608
00:36:01,453 --> 00:36:03,829
我也不是從沒想過

609
00:36:03,830 --> 00:36:05,873
我可是個血氣方剛的男生耶

610
00:36:05,874 --> 00:36:07,459
我只是...

611
00:36:08,794 --> 00:36:10,671
等等,嘿,我上網查了

612
00:36:13,006 --> 00:36:16,592
“如果權力不平衡,就很難確定

613
00:36:16,593 --> 00:36:18,886
其同意是否出於自願

614
00:36:18,887 --> 00:36:21,807
而且也許根本不會有真心的同意”

615
00:36:22,599 --> 00:36:26,728
所以,因為如此,我現在會離開

616
00:36:27,604 --> 00:36:29,439
讓妳好好地過一晚

617
00:36:37,656 --> 00:36:38,657
再見

618
00:36:52,629 --> 00:36:57,217
(五,接受)

619
00:37:03,182 --> 00:37:04,558
天啊

620
00:37:06,685 --> 00:37:10,479
好,我跟我女兒討論過了

621
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:13,357
我們兩個都很生氣你們闖進我們的土地

622
00:37:13,358 --> 00:37:17,403
但很可惜,我這裡的設置並不完全合法

623
00:37:17,404 --> 00:37:19,822
如果你們去告發,就會害我們惹上大麻煩

624
00:37:19,823 --> 00:37:21,325
我們什麼也不會說,我發誓

625
00:37:21,992 --> 00:37:23,160
轉過去

626
00:37:24,286 --> 00:37:25,829
- 妳不必做這種事
- 轉過去

627
00:37:36,131 --> 00:37:37,173
我愛妳

628
00:37:37,174 --> 00:37:38,800
我也愛你

629
00:38:04,034 --> 00:38:06,995
其實我明白

630
00:38:07,996 --> 00:38:09,164
身為母親

631
00:38:09,706 --> 00:38:12,584
如果東妮失蹤了,我會盡全力去找她

632
00:38:13,418 --> 00:38:15,503
在網路上做了一點研究之後

633
00:38:15,504 --> 00:38:19,257
我很清楚你們兩個不是暗勢力的祕密特務

634
00:38:19,258 --> 00:38:20,342
- 沒錯,對
- 是啊

635
00:38:21,176 --> 00:38:23,469
帝多,你可能想要重新思考一下
你的社群媒體形象

636
00:38:23,470 --> 00:38:25,055
你發了很多迷因文

637
00:38:25,973 --> 00:38:26,806
超多

638
00:38:26,807 --> 00:38:28,475
而且不是好的那種

639
00:38:29,810 --> 00:38:32,271
我會謹記在心,謝謝

640
00:38:34,231 --> 00:38:35,566
希望你們能找到她

641
00:38:36,942 --> 00:38:39,611
我無法想像如果失去東妮,我該怎麼辦

642
00:38:46,076 --> 00:38:49,121
讓我弄個清楚

643
00:38:50,038 --> 00:38:53,041
我們兩個可以走了?

644
00:38:57,045 --> 00:38:59,173
- 對
- 好,那我們走吧

645
00:39:00,674 --> 00:39:02,134
這個就放在這裡

646
00:39:08,515 --> 00:39:10,766
我們喝了些妳的伏特加

647
00:39:10,767 --> 00:39:13,060
我還吃了一罐千層麵

648
00:39:13,061 --> 00:39:14,478
我想補回去

649
00:39:14,479 --> 00:39:15,898
帝多

650
00:39:16,940 --> 00:39:18,441
如果把妳的銀行帳號給我

651
00:39:18,442 --> 00:39:19,860
- 我可以轉帳...
- 別說了

652
00:39:21,695 --> 00:39:23,696
非常感謝妳的理解

653
00:39:23,697 --> 00:39:25,072
母親之間的真心話

654
00:39:25,073 --> 00:39:26,825
我真的很感激

655
00:39:27,701 --> 00:39:28,701
還有一件事

656
00:39:28,702 --> 00:39:30,995
妳家後面的柵欄上有個小洞

657
00:39:30,996 --> 00:39:32,289
- 我可以...
- 帝多

658
00:39:42,466 --> 00:39:45,093
(第80天)

659
00:39:46,595 --> 00:39:47,721
不會吧

660
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:49,640
嘿

661
00:39:50,974 --> 00:39:52,351
你是哪位呀?

662
00:40:15,457 --> 00:40:17,334
{\an8}(第80天,一隻紅尾鴝)

663
00:40:20,045 --> 00:40:21,672
謝謝你來看我,外公

664
00:40:24,174 --> 00:40:25,259
汪達

665
00:40:29,137 --> 00:40:30,847
奶奶剛剛給我這個

666
00:40:30,848 --> 00:40:31,931
(蜜雪兒勞赫,汪達克萊特案專案組)

667
00:40:31,932 --> 00:40:34,267
有警察來這裡問我的車

668
00:40:34,268 --> 00:40:35,894
我有專屬的專案組?

669
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:37,521
酷喔

670
00:40:39,982 --> 00:40:42,233
怎樣?搞不好是好事啊

671
00:40:42,234 --> 00:40:45,903
如果他們知道你的車
那就可能知道蘭卡跟路卡斯的事?

672
00:40:45,904 --> 00:40:48,406
可是他們沒有找路卡斯,而是在找我

673
00:40:48,407 --> 00:40:49,700
冷靜啦

674
00:40:51,034 --> 00:40:52,911
沒事的,我們能想辦法解決

675
00:40:53,954 --> 00:40:54,955
同心協力

676
00:41:01,170 --> 00:41:05,381
(野生動物走私,隊長酒吧,王)

677
00:41:05,382 --> 00:41:08,427
(蘭卡涅姆柯瓦,布勞爾,路卡斯)

678
00:41:11,889 --> 00:41:13,307
我們該停手了

679
00:41:16,894 --> 00:41:18,353
都別再監視

680
00:41:19,354 --> 00:41:22,816
私闖民宅跟騙警察了

681
00:41:24,735 --> 00:41:26,570
我不是說要放棄

682
00:41:27,571 --> 00:41:28,572
好

683
00:41:29,072 --> 00:41:30,990
我們要繼續找

684
00:41:30,991 --> 00:41:32,075
但不是這樣找

685
00:41:35,329 --> 00:41:37,581
我們要保護仍然擁有的事物

686
00:41:38,415 --> 00:41:40,959
好好地照顧自己跟歐勒

687
00:41:42,211 --> 00:41:45,297
不然,等汪達回來,就什麼也沒有了

688
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:51,053
好

689
00:41:53,430 --> 00:41:54,431
好

690
00:42:12,824 --> 00:42:13,866
(第97天)

691
00:42:13,867 --> 00:42:16,578
總統將很快收到通知

692
00:42:17,371 --> 00:42:19,373
美國大眾...

693
00:42:28,465 --> 00:42:29,591
哎呀

694
00:42:31,510 --> 00:42:33,970
奶奶...我是克里斯,都還好嗎?

695
00:42:33,971 --> 00:42:35,972
家裡的燈突然就熄滅了

696
00:42:35,973 --> 00:42:38,057
別擔心,我現在就回去

697
00:42:38,058 --> 00:42:40,935
不用...你不用回來,我打給路卡斯了

698
00:42:40,936 --> 00:42:42,854
- 路卡斯?
- 好,我去看看,好嗎?

699
00:42:42,855 --> 00:42:44,105
保險絲盒在哪裡?

700
00:42:44,106 --> 00:42:46,191
在爺爺的休閒興趣室

701
00:42:51,822 --> 00:42:52,823
裡面有人嗎?

702
00:42:56,702 --> 00:42:57,703
有人嗎?

703
00:43:00,914 --> 00:43:02,165
裡面有人嗎?

704
00:43:04,877 --> 00:43:05,878
克里斯

705
00:43:06,628 --> 00:43:07,713
汪達

706
00:43:13,510 --> 00:43:15,053
- 我們得離開這裡
- 好

707
00:43:15,762 --> 00:43:16,847
裡面有人嗎?

708
00:43:17,347 --> 00:43:18,765
- 快上來
- 等等

709
00:43:19,266 --> 00:43:20,392
妳要幹嘛?

710
00:43:22,186 --> 00:43:23,353
汪達,快點

711
00:44:48,230 --> 00:44:50,566
(改編自佐坦史皮蘭德利創作之故事)

712
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:28,562
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