1 00:00:08,270 --> 00:00:10,220 JOE: Heading to the airport. See you in an hour. 2 00:00:11,570 --> 00:00:14,540 Oh, Anton, I thought I just saw Joe at the Falconer 3 00:00:14,540 --> 00:00:15,590 with a woman. 4 00:00:16,430 --> 00:00:18,020 JOE: So sorry, going to be late. 5 00:00:18,050 --> 00:00:20,030 Flight's delayed. Big eye roll. 6 00:00:20,390 --> 00:00:22,160 Just grabbing a quick drink at - guess where? 7 00:00:22,790 --> 00:00:24,620 The Falconer, with my sister-in-law. 8 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:26,930 Am I your dirty little secret? 9 00:00:27,170 --> 00:00:28,790 JOE: Oh, hang on, where's this come from? 10 00:00:29,810 --> 00:00:31,700 What, are your friends making you feel bad again? 11 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:35,630 BIRDIE: I expected there'd be more jacarandas. 12 00:00:35,660 --> 00:00:36,800 It's very brown. 13 00:00:36,980 --> 00:00:38,510 Oh, well, sheep do well on brown. 14 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:44,540 So nice to see you again, Joe. 15 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:47,600 Lovely to finally meet you, Birdie. 16 00:00:47,870 --> 00:00:48,950 Oh, thank you. 17 00:00:48,980 --> 00:00:50,090 Make yourselves at home. 18 00:00:50,480 --> 00:00:52,940 I have to warn you, we've had Liam around. 19 00:00:53,270 --> 00:00:55,610 JOE: Yeah, look, it'd be a shame to cut this place up 20 00:00:55,610 --> 00:00:57,740 into separate apartments. 21 00:00:58,160 --> 00:00:59,780 He does like you, Anton. Really? 22 00:01:00,260 --> 00:01:02,360 Yes. He's invited you to his wedding. 23 00:01:02,390 --> 00:01:05,090 - I love a country wedding. - Should I book you a flight? 24 00:01:05,390 --> 00:01:07,490 Oh, I can book it. Where's the flight details? 25 00:01:10,390 --> 00:01:11,456 (GASPS) 26 00:01:12,230 --> 00:01:14,360 Can you get Tovey's dad to drive you into the bank? 27 00:01:14,390 --> 00:01:16,580 MARGEAUX: Oh, Christ, it's 10 minutes into town. 28 00:01:17,330 --> 00:01:19,190 BIRDIE: I need to know whether he's coming or not. 29 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:21,950 Is the seat next to mine booked, 30 00:01:21,950 --> 00:01:23,570 and has that person checked in? 31 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:24,950 The flight is fully booked. 32 00:01:25,070 --> 00:01:26,810 Oh, the seat's taken. 33 00:01:26,810 --> 00:01:28,010 I'm 21-B. 34 00:01:30,230 --> 00:01:30,800 Sorry. 35 00:02:00,470 --> 00:02:01,430 ANNOUNCEMENT: Ladies and gentlemen, 36 00:02:01,430 --> 00:02:04,010 please remain in your seats until the pilot turns off 37 00:02:04,010 --> 00:02:04,940 the seatbelt sign. 38 00:02:12,677 --> 00:02:14,577 (DINGING) 39 00:02:57,430 --> 00:03:00,310 BIRDIE: So after all that, now he's rebooking. 40 00:03:00,910 --> 00:03:03,100 ANTON: What flight? Have you got the details? 41 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:05,080 Not yet. He'll be here tomorrow. 42 00:03:05,260 --> 00:03:07,420 ANTON: That's cutting it fine. Are you sure? 43 00:03:08,500 --> 00:03:11,950 Right, so if you and Rory can help Kath with dinner tonight... 44 00:03:11,950 --> 00:03:12,820 Mm-hm. I've got it. 45 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:15,880 ANTON: Leela very kindly has offered to do lunch tomorrow 46 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:19,660 and then Don and Tovey will be dealing with the lamb spit 47 00:03:19,660 --> 00:03:20,470 so I don't have to deal with it 48 00:03:20,470 --> 00:03:21,730 because it's really freaky looking. (LAUGHS) 49 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:30,670 What are you doing? 50 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,490 I... I'm just doing some last-minute work emails. 51 00:03:33,490 --> 00:03:34,450 I won't be a sec. 52 00:03:46,090 --> 00:03:48,730 Right, done. I'm all yours for the weekend. 53 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:08,080 Did you remember her dress, Rory's dress? 54 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:09,370 - Yes, got it. It's all steamed. - OK. 55 00:04:09,370 --> 00:04:09,820 - Oh! - Ready to go. 56 00:04:09,820 --> 00:04:12,190 This party, oh, it just looks so beautiful! 57 00:04:12,370 --> 00:04:13,690 - Wow. - TOVEY: Rory, Birdie's here! 58 00:04:13,690 --> 00:04:14,800 - Oh, there she is! - Birdie! 59 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:16,839 - Hello, darling. - Where's Joe? 60 00:04:16,870 --> 00:04:18,640 He's coming tomorrow. Are you excited? 61 00:04:18,670 --> 00:04:19,899 - Really excited! - I am. 62 00:04:19,899 --> 00:04:20,740 - Hey! - Hi, Tovey! 63 00:04:21,010 --> 00:04:22,540 - Oh, where's Joe? - Oh, he's... (STAMMERS) 64 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:24,790 Never date a businessman. 65 00:04:24,940 --> 00:04:26,170 - I'll fill you in. - Where's your mum? 66 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:27,550 - Hi, Don. How are you? - Hi! 67 00:04:28,030 --> 00:04:29,740 Mum's dying to see you. Jump on in. 68 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:31,060 - Yes. - Nan! 69 00:04:32,110 --> 00:04:33,700 They're back from the airport. 70 00:04:33,730 --> 00:04:37,300 Oh, that's the perfect amount. Thank you, sweetheart. 71 00:04:38,170 --> 00:04:38,800 - (GASPS) - Hello. 72 00:04:38,830 --> 00:04:42,520 Come here, you. Oh! 73 00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:43,540 Ah, look at you! 74 00:04:44,110 --> 00:04:46,300 - Oh, but where's... - He missed the plane. 75 00:04:46,330 --> 00:04:47,470 No! (LAUGHS) 76 00:04:47,470 --> 00:04:49,780 He's just as tied up in the city on a property deal. 77 00:04:49,810 --> 00:04:51,520 - He's coming tomorrow. - Oh, OK. 78 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:54,310 Well, I've put you two in the guest house. 79 00:04:54,340 --> 00:04:56,170 Oh, well, actually, I did say to Mum 80 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:58,060 that she could have the guest house 81 00:04:58,060 --> 00:04:59,350 because she needs the ensuite. 82 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:00,730 Yes, and I've told her 83 00:05:00,730 --> 00:05:02,410 that I won't bloody hear of it. 84 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:04,690 I've put her in the sunroom. Come on. 85 00:05:05,740 --> 00:05:06,490 Off you go. 86 00:05:07,930 --> 00:05:11,140 Everything you need is in here for the two of you. 87 00:05:11,170 --> 00:05:12,130 Oh, thanks, Kath. 88 00:05:13,660 --> 00:05:15,400 So, are you in love? 89 00:05:18,220 --> 00:05:20,080 He's... really wonderful. 90 00:05:21,190 --> 00:05:24,100 What's he like? I want to know everything. 91 00:05:25,750 --> 00:05:28,090 Does he make you feel special? 92 00:05:28,530 --> 00:05:30,400 - Mm-hm. - Well, that's alright, then. 93 00:05:30,790 --> 00:05:32,680 Tovey told us all about him anyway. 94 00:05:33,310 --> 00:05:34,960 Oh, what did he say? 95 00:05:34,990 --> 00:05:37,630 Oh, you know, just that you found yourself 96 00:05:37,630 --> 00:05:38,890 a good country bloke. 97 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:42,130 Now, don't let Don bore him to death with farm talk. 98 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:43,970 - You know what he can be like. - Mm-hm. 99 00:05:44,050 --> 00:05:45,550 I've got to keep moving, though. 100 00:05:45,550 --> 00:05:47,770 BIRDIE: Yeah, I'll be right there to help you out. 101 00:05:53,470 --> 00:05:55,810 Hey, Birdie! Can I show you something? 102 00:05:55,840 --> 00:05:57,340 Oh, sure. What have you got? 103 00:05:58,060 --> 00:06:01,720 My speech, and I've been helping Nan with the seating plan. 104 00:06:01,840 --> 00:06:03,610 We put you and Joe up the special end. 105 00:06:03,670 --> 00:06:04,090 Oh! 106 00:06:06,670 --> 00:06:08,080 Can I see your speech? 107 00:06:08,110 --> 00:06:09,850 No, it's a surprise. 108 00:06:10,090 --> 00:06:12,550 We put family up this end, 109 00:06:12,550 --> 00:06:14,170 and then all of the single people 110 00:06:14,170 --> 00:06:17,110 and people who didn't fit anywhere else go down here. 111 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:18,230 - And Cousin Gus. - Mm. 112 00:06:18,340 --> 00:06:20,230 And then I'm here with my friends. 113 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:23,590 - Oh, I heard you'd arrived. Oh! - Hi. 114 00:06:23,620 --> 00:06:26,110 I told Kath a couple should have the guest house. 115 00:06:26,140 --> 00:06:28,750 - Yeah, well, thank you. - Well, so where is he? 116 00:06:30,340 --> 00:06:31,690 Ah... Oh, he'll be coming. 117 00:06:31,990 --> 00:06:33,250 Sorry about earlier. 118 00:06:33,250 --> 00:06:34,960 - I got a bit confused. - No. 119 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:38,230 I was trying to get onto Joe, but he was in meetings, 120 00:06:38,230 --> 00:06:39,970 and, you know, it's just... 121 00:06:40,390 --> 00:06:42,220 he didn't end up needing the money. 122 00:06:42,220 --> 00:06:43,150 He's worked it out. 123 00:06:43,420 --> 00:06:45,760 So he bought it or he lost it? Which one is it? 124 00:06:46,330 --> 00:06:48,160 Would you like... Would you like a snack, darling? 125 00:06:48,190 --> 00:06:48,850 RORY: Yeah. 126 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:51,130 See what you can find in there. 127 00:06:51,670 --> 00:06:52,930 Oh, well, it's the weekend. 128 00:06:52,930 --> 00:06:54,940 They can't really do anything till Monday, so... 129 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:58,990 We'll just leave Joe to his own business affairs. 130 00:06:58,990 --> 00:07:00,910 I don't really understand it. 131 00:07:00,910 --> 00:07:02,980 Well, it was you who dragged us all into it. 132 00:07:03,220 --> 00:07:04,750 Yeah, I know. Sorry. 133 00:07:07,990 --> 00:07:10,000 Thank you for going to the bank. It meant a lot. 134 00:07:12,940 --> 00:07:16,000 Anyway, we'll just focus on Anton and Tovey now. 135 00:07:21,430 --> 00:07:22,270 MARGEAUX: Oh, come on, Miss. 136 00:07:22,420 --> 00:07:25,060 Let's go and see what your slave-driver nan 137 00:07:25,060 --> 00:07:26,440 wants us to do. I mean, I don't know why 138 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:27,970 she didn't hire some help for the weekend. 139 00:07:28,210 --> 00:07:30,280 I think I'll take the flowers. They'll be lovely in my room. 140 00:07:31,210 --> 00:07:31,720 Bye. 141 00:07:38,740 --> 00:07:39,970 JOE: Hi, you've reached Joe Burt. 142 00:07:39,970 --> 00:07:42,090 Please leave a message and I'll get back to you when I can. 143 00:07:42,870 --> 00:07:43,970 (BEEP!) 144 00:07:44,070 --> 00:07:45,337 (KIDS CHATTER INDISTINCTLY) 145 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:47,640 Uh, there's only the one o'clock flight tomorrow, 146 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:48,480 and it's fully booked, 147 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:49,950 so I'm assuming you're going to be on that? 148 00:07:51,810 --> 00:07:54,510 I cannot fucking understand why you haven't called me back! 149 00:08:04,410 --> 00:08:05,460 ANTON: Tovey, you need to hydrate. 150 00:08:05,490 --> 00:08:06,180 - No! - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 151 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:08,850 Hello, everyone! Hello. 152 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:09,150 ALL: Hello. 153 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:12,540 How are you? Good. 154 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:14,610 How are you? 155 00:08:15,030 --> 00:08:16,350 How was the drive? 156 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:18,210 - Very long. - Yes. 157 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:19,140 Very long drive. 158 00:08:20,340 --> 00:08:23,250 I heard from Anton you might be getting married next. 159 00:08:23,730 --> 00:08:24,390 Oh! (LAUGHS) 160 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:27,030 Let me take that from you. 161 00:08:27,390 --> 00:08:28,470 - RORY: Papa, Leela! - LEELA: Darling, how are you? 162 00:08:30,447 --> 00:08:31,980 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 163 00:08:33,210 --> 00:08:33,330 Mwah! 164 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:35,309 Hello! How are you? 165 00:08:36,059 --> 00:08:36,900 Welcome. 166 00:08:38,596 --> 00:08:39,630 (BEEP!) 167 00:08:39,630 --> 00:08:41,820 BIRDIE: There's only the one o'clock flight tomorrow, 168 00:08:41,820 --> 00:08:42,630 and it's fully booked, 169 00:08:42,630 --> 00:08:44,220 so I'm assuming you're going to be on that? 170 00:08:46,530 --> 00:08:48,960 I cannot fucking understand why you haven't called me... 171 00:08:48,997 --> 00:08:50,663 (STARTS ENGINE) 172 00:08:56,910 --> 00:08:58,800 Sav blanc all the way from Mudgee, Margeaux. 173 00:08:58,980 --> 00:08:59,400 Perfect for you lot. 174 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:01,800 We're moving forward to your fave... 175 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:01,980 Dad, speech. 176 00:09:02,700 --> 00:09:05,370 Everyone, everyone, can I have your attention please? 177 00:09:05,700 --> 00:09:09,540 Thank you for coming to the farm and to Mum and Dad for hosting. 178 00:09:10,020 --> 00:09:12,690 - (CHEERING) - It was all Kath. 179 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:14,730 And I want to mention those family members 180 00:09:14,730 --> 00:09:16,590 who can't be with us this weekend. 181 00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:20,040 So, Anton, your mum, Seeya - always missed. 182 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:21,660 Margeaux's Gordon. 183 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:23,520 Aunty Birdie's Joe? 184 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:27,630 Oh, no, shush, darling, he's... he's on his way. 185 00:09:28,410 --> 00:09:30,030 My sister, Jessa, and her partner, Ade, 186 00:09:30,030 --> 00:09:32,820 who couldn't be here unfortunately, from Lisbon 187 00:09:32,820 --> 00:09:34,290 for the wedding, but they sent their love. 188 00:09:34,890 --> 00:09:35,580 Hello! Surprise. 189 00:09:36,470 --> 00:09:38,936 (ALL EXCLAIM) 190 00:09:42,900 --> 00:09:43,740 What are you doing? 191 00:09:45,660 --> 00:09:45,870 KATH: What are you...? Hello! 192 00:09:55,020 --> 00:09:55,380 No, I didn't! 193 00:09:56,070 --> 00:09:57,480 TOVEY: Right, food's up, everyone. 194 00:09:57,510 --> 00:09:59,580 Grab yourself a plate, serve yourself - let's go! 195 00:09:59,670 --> 00:10:03,180 And you sit down. You are not the help. 196 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:04,680 I know... OK. 197 00:10:06,060 --> 00:10:09,810 Birdie, Birdie. I want you to tell me about this property deal 198 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:12,270 that is keeping the beau away. 199 00:10:12,300 --> 00:10:14,580 Oh, yes, it's amazing. 200 00:10:14,700 --> 00:10:18,960 Yeah, it's a grand estate, just outside Ballarat. 201 00:10:19,290 --> 00:10:22,350 Big, red-brick mansion with 18 rooms, 202 00:10:22,350 --> 00:10:23,550 manager's residence, 203 00:10:24,150 --> 00:10:27,090 most gorgeous olive grove 204 00:10:27,090 --> 00:10:29,460 and... and a pinot vineyard. 205 00:10:29,460 --> 00:10:31,140 Not the old Tara estate? 206 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:32,880 Oh, no... 207 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:35,190 There's only a couple I'd call grand in that area. 208 00:10:35,220 --> 00:10:37,230 Tara's the only one that grows pinot. 209 00:10:37,590 --> 00:10:39,480 Oh, no, no, no. It's Eldorado. 210 00:10:40,290 --> 00:10:41,280 Oh, I've never heard of it. 211 00:10:41,310 --> 00:10:42,900 The Tara sold recently, 212 00:10:42,900 --> 00:10:44,070 I'm sure I've read that somewhere. 213 00:10:45,030 --> 00:10:45,430 - Yeah. - Oh. 214 00:10:46,050 --> 00:10:51,690 Well, we're also looking at another place called Jacaranda, 215 00:10:52,020 --> 00:10:56,220 which isn't really as pretty, but it has brown grass 216 00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:58,440 - and sheep do well on brown. - Oh... 217 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:00,210 - Hi, Dadda! - Oh, baby! 218 00:11:00,210 --> 00:11:00,720 Am I getting a drink or a what? 219 00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:02,610 Oh, my goodness! 220 00:11:02,613 --> 00:11:04,580 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 221 00:11:08,180 --> 00:11:11,146 (LINE RINGS) 222 00:11:18,180 --> 00:11:19,470 JOE: Hi, you've reached Joe Burt. 223 00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:21,690 Please leave a message and I'll get back to you when I can. 224 00:11:21,703 --> 00:11:23,103 (BEEP!) 225 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:24,900 Just call me, Joe. 226 00:11:34,693 --> 00:11:36,793 (MAGPIES WARBLE) 227 00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:41,793 (SHEEP BLEAT) 228 00:11:41,893 --> 00:11:45,327 (ENGINE WHIRS) 229 00:11:55,827 --> 00:11:58,727 (LINE RINGS) 230 00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:07,980 JOE: Hi, you've reached Joe Burt. 231 00:12:08,010 --> 00:12:10,230 Please leave a message and I'll get back to you when I can. 232 00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:53,880 - Hey. - Oh, hi. 233 00:12:54,470 --> 00:12:56,450 - So good to see you. - Oh, you too. 234 00:12:57,710 --> 00:13:00,260 I hear you're dating a bazillionaire 235 00:13:00,260 --> 00:13:01,040 and buying a mansion. 236 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:02,720 (BOTH LAUGH) 237 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:03,830 Not quite. 238 00:13:04,610 --> 00:13:06,050 We're thinking about moving back to Melbourne 239 00:13:06,050 --> 00:13:07,040 and trying for a baby. 240 00:13:07,070 --> 00:13:08,270 Oh, Jessa! 241 00:13:08,510 --> 00:13:10,820 And when we do, I will organise a couples dinner 242 00:13:10,820 --> 00:13:11,660 for the six of us. 243 00:13:11,690 --> 00:13:12,710 - Beautiful. - Yay. 244 00:13:12,740 --> 00:13:13,520 I can't wait. 245 00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:14,660 I'm looking forward to meeting him. 246 00:13:14,690 --> 00:13:17,420 Yes, we're all looking forward to Joe's arrival. 247 00:13:17,420 --> 00:13:19,070 He's on the one o'clock, isn't he? 248 00:13:21,110 --> 00:13:21,620 Oh, thank you. 249 00:13:22,730 --> 00:13:25,570 Don will head out after lunch, love. 250 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:28,220 Oh. Is... 251 00:13:28,550 --> 00:13:30,710 Don's not going out just for Joe, is he? 252 00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:32,960 Well, everyone else arrived last night, didn't they? 253 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:34,610 Yeah, no, but he can just get a cab. 254 00:13:34,610 --> 00:13:35,660 Oh, I wouldn't hear of it. 255 00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:38,720 Well, you might need Don here. 256 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:43,370 Excuse me, missy, but your Joe is a VIP special guest. 257 00:13:43,940 --> 00:13:46,340 And we are all busting to meet him. 258 00:13:46,673 --> 00:13:47,873 (BOTH LAUGH) 259 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:50,270 I'm so happy you've found someone. 260 00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:53,720 You know... 261 00:13:56,870 --> 00:14:00,230 ...we were all saddest for you when your dad died. 262 00:14:00,620 --> 00:14:01,070 Oh... 263 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:02,990 w... Why's that? 264 00:14:04,220 --> 00:14:06,530 Well, you two were so close. 265 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:09,680 And your mum was... 266 00:14:10,610 --> 00:14:13,130 wild - jealousy. 267 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:16,430 He had to be careful, you know, 268 00:14:16,430 --> 00:14:18,710 not to pay you too much attention 269 00:14:19,550 --> 00:14:21,410 or she'd get stroppy with him. 270 00:14:22,663 --> 00:14:24,263 (SIGHS) 271 00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:42,770 Found it on the wood heap. 272 00:14:44,420 --> 00:14:45,290 Look familiar? 273 00:14:46,610 --> 00:14:48,470 Oh, no, that's not Eldorado. 274 00:14:48,950 --> 00:14:49,490 Righto. 275 00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:51,890 Thought it was too much of a coincidence. 276 00:14:59,660 --> 00:15:02,450 I might have a quick shower while the water's still hot. 277 00:15:11,186 --> 00:15:13,820 (LINE RINGS) 278 00:15:13,820 --> 00:15:15,020 JOE: Hi, you've reached Joe Burt. 279 00:15:15,050 --> 00:15:16,670 Please leave a message and I'll get back to you... 280 00:15:16,850 --> 00:15:17,984 (HANGS UP) 281 00:15:31,484 --> 00:15:33,384 (LINE RINGS) 282 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,570 MAN: Hello, you've reached Northwest Real Estate. 283 00:15:35,570 --> 00:15:36,980 - How can I help you today? - Oh, hi. 284 00:15:37,130 --> 00:15:40,280 Did you handle the recent sale of the Tara estate, 285 00:15:40,580 --> 00:15:41,930 about three months ago? 286 00:15:42,020 --> 00:15:43,580 MAN: That's right. A beautiful property. 287 00:15:43,580 --> 00:15:44,900 Are you looking for something similar? 288 00:15:44,930 --> 00:15:45,440 It... 289 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:48,800 Did it go back on the market again? 290 00:15:49,340 --> 00:15:51,050 No... Not that I'm aware of. 291 00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:53,900 So it's not currently for sale? 292 00:15:54,530 --> 00:15:56,540 MAN: No, it'd be quite unusual to sell again so quickly. 293 00:15:56,540 --> 00:15:58,430 OK. Thank you. 294 00:16:20,607 --> 00:16:21,707 (KNOCKING) 295 00:16:22,130 --> 00:16:23,330 DON: Birdie, can you give us a hand? 296 00:16:23,330 --> 00:16:25,100 Rory wants some braids. 297 00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:26,510 Oh... Yes! 298 00:16:27,950 --> 00:16:31,010 Hi. Don, I've just heard from Jo. 299 00:16:31,220 --> 00:16:33,230 - All good? - Well, no, no. 300 00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:36,590 His son was at the pool and he was running and he slipped 301 00:16:36,590 --> 00:16:37,880 and hit his head. 302 00:16:37,910 --> 00:16:39,380 Oh, no. Is he OK? 303 00:16:39,890 --> 00:16:40,970 He's... Stitches. 304 00:16:41,570 --> 00:16:42,980 So it doesn't sound good. 305 00:16:43,910 --> 00:16:45,410 I don't think he's going to make his flight. 306 00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:46,400 Oh, my goodness. 307 00:16:47,150 --> 00:16:49,160 Let us know if there's anything we can do, OK? 308 00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:52,850 Actually, Don, can you just keep it between us? 309 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,830 I don't want to worry Anton and Tovey. 310 00:16:55,820 --> 00:16:57,050 - I'm a vault! - Thank you. 311 00:17:06,050 --> 00:17:07,099 You look nice. 312 00:17:07,700 --> 00:17:10,490 Oh. I look terrible. 313 00:17:10,819 --> 00:17:11,510 Oh, God. 314 00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:14,660 Oh, God, what's happened to me? 315 00:17:19,670 --> 00:17:21,140 I look so dumb. 316 00:17:21,770 --> 00:17:23,630 - What? - Oh, no. 317 00:17:23,990 --> 00:17:25,940 You're a princess. 318 00:17:27,619 --> 00:17:29,945 Oh! 319 00:17:29,945 --> 00:17:34,130 Oh, and look, you've got a crown. 320 00:17:34,130 --> 00:17:35,360 Look at you. 321 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:38,270 And a prince will come along one day. 322 00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:40,640 I love my princess. 323 00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:44,050 Oh, and you're pretty like a princess. 324 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:49,280 (APPLAUSE) 325 00:18:01,150 --> 00:18:02,110 CELEBRANT: Let's exchange rings. 326 00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:06,490 BOTH: With this ring, I thee wed. 327 00:18:09,867 --> 00:18:12,200 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 328 00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,920 I picked this reading with my dads 329 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:25,450 from The Velveteen Rabbit. 330 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:29,710 "'What is real,' asked the Rabbit one day. 331 00:18:29,770 --> 00:18:33,520 "'Real isn't how you are made,' said the Skin Horse. 332 00:18:33,550 --> 00:18:35,980 "'It's a thing that happens to you. 333 00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:39,760 "'When someone loves you for a long time...'" 334 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:41,770 (JOE'S VOICE JOINS RORY) "'...not just to play with, 335 00:18:41,770 --> 00:18:43,780 "'but really loves you, 336 00:18:43,780 --> 00:18:46,120 "'then you become real.'" 337 00:18:47,620 --> 00:18:49,750 JOE: "'Does it hurt?' asked the Rabbit. 338 00:18:50,290 --> 00:18:52,720 "'Sometimes,' said the Skin Horse. 339 00:18:53,860 --> 00:18:57,240 "'But when you are real, you don't mind being hurt.' 340 00:18:58,120 --> 00:18:59,200 "'Does it happen all at once, 341 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:00,910 "'like being wound up?' he asked. 342 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:02,970 "'Or bit by bit?' 343 00:19:04,540 --> 00:19:05,140 (RORY READS, WITH JOE'S VOICE FADING) "'Generally, 344 00:19:05,140 --> 00:19:09,100 "'by the time you are real, most of your hair has been loved off, 345 00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:13,360 "'and your eyes drop out, and you get loose in your joints...' 346 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:14,590 BOTH: That's you. "'...and you're very shabby...'" 347 00:19:14,590 --> 00:19:15,220 - THAT'S you. - (LAUGHTER AND CHATTER) 348 00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:21,070 (RORY, WITH JOE) "'But these things don't matter at all, 349 00:19:21,070 --> 00:19:23,110 "'because once you are real, 350 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:27,810 "'you can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand.'" 351 00:19:29,193 --> 00:19:31,926 (APPLAUSE) 352 00:19:33,124 --> 00:19:35,258 (CHEERING) 353 00:19:38,453 --> 00:19:41,453 Yay, darling! Well done! 354 00:19:47,344 --> 00:19:48,444 (SHUTTER CLICKS) 355 00:19:48,460 --> 00:19:51,070 Could somebody please pour me a champagne? 356 00:19:51,340 --> 00:19:53,650 - Shh. You're fine. - I'm desperate for one! 357 00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:54,550 Rors, Rors, come on. 358 00:19:55,030 --> 00:19:56,710 - ..to see you. - It's lovely to see you too! 359 00:19:56,710 --> 00:19:57,970 I look forward to catching up! (DING!) 360 00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:03,070 JOE: I'm terribly sorry, Birdie. 361 00:20:34,630 --> 00:20:35,110 Where's Dad? 362 00:20:36,220 --> 00:20:37,620 - Where's Birdie? Get Birdie! - Yeah! 363 00:20:38,230 --> 00:20:39,340 ALL: Birdie! Birdie! 364 00:20:40,690 --> 00:20:41,320 Come on in. 365 00:20:42,190 --> 00:20:43,480 Here we go, ready? One, two, three! 366 00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:44,500 Tovey! 367 00:20:45,923 --> 00:20:47,856 - (LAUGHTER) - (SHUTTER CLICKS) 368 00:20:48,940 --> 00:20:50,620 Birdie, smile, wave. 369 00:20:51,423 --> 00:20:53,856 (SHUTTER CONTINUES CLICKING) 370 00:20:55,990 --> 00:20:58,423 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 371 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:01,060 Oh, we need more mineral water up here. 372 00:21:01,330 --> 00:21:01,840 Thank you. 373 00:21:02,980 --> 00:21:05,110 Oh, Joe... 374 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:06,520 Oh. 375 00:21:07,030 --> 00:21:09,370 (WHISPERS) How is his son doing? 376 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:10,810 Oh, Don told you. 377 00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:15,100 Yes, um, he's... he's recovering. 378 00:21:15,130 --> 00:21:17,050 - It was very scary. - Yeah. 379 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:19,210 - Mm. He sends his best. - Aw. 380 00:21:23,170 --> 00:21:26,380 I think Jessa and Abe should sit up this end of the table. 381 00:21:26,380 --> 00:21:29,320 - I'm going to go down there. - I would never ask you to move. 382 00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:31,840 - It's no problem, I don't mind. - No, please. 383 00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:32,680 - No, no... - Really. 384 00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:33,220 I want to. 385 00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:37,780 If everyone could please sit down. 386 00:21:37,900 --> 00:21:39,310 Food will be served now. 387 00:21:39,340 --> 00:21:42,250 Hey, Noah, can you run and get Rory from the swings? 388 00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:43,270 - Tell them it's dinner time. - NOAH: Yeah. 389 00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:43,930 TOVEY: Thanks, babe. 390 00:21:44,980 --> 00:21:46,330 Alright, there we go, everybody. 391 00:21:46,713 --> 00:21:48,580 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 392 00:21:49,210 --> 00:21:50,290 - Cheers. - Cheers, everybody. 393 00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:52,660 - Cheers. - Cheers, darlings. 394 00:21:56,590 --> 00:21:57,160 One more! 395 00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,880 Is Birdie alright down there? 396 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:02,756 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 397 00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:06,460 JESSA: This looks beautiful, Mamma. Thank you. 398 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:08,860 So, how do you know...? 399 00:22:09,550 --> 00:22:11,530 Cousin. Tovey's. 400 00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:12,910 - You? - A friend. 401 00:22:13,450 --> 00:22:14,860 And Rory's godmother. 402 00:22:18,250 --> 00:22:19,690 Are you the egg donor? 403 00:22:20,980 --> 00:22:21,280 No. 404 00:22:24,310 --> 00:22:26,320 - So what do you do? - I'm a journalist. 405 00:22:27,700 --> 00:22:29,290 - Written anything I'd know? - Oh... 406 00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:30,100 ANTON: Gus. 407 00:22:33,166 --> 00:22:35,366 (BOTH LAUGH) 408 00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:38,500 Joe? Mm... 409 00:22:39,100 --> 00:22:41,410 He's... He's tied up in the city. 410 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:42,460 He's really sorry. 411 00:22:43,373 --> 00:22:45,107 (SIGHS) 412 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:45,580 What? 413 00:22:46,780 --> 00:22:48,520 How long are you going to let this go on, Bird? 414 00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:51,160 There'll be a good explanation. 415 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:53,530 There always is. 416 00:22:59,070 --> 00:23:00,510 What is happening to you? 417 00:23:00,540 --> 00:23:02,160 Can we please not do this today? 418 00:23:02,580 --> 00:23:03,750 It's your wedding. 419 00:23:04,350 --> 00:23:05,160 Please? 420 00:23:06,060 --> 00:23:06,750 Then when? 421 00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:09,480 I don't care. Tomorrow. 422 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:10,290 Promise? 423 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:12,930 Fine. 424 00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:16,020 OK, well, food is up. 425 00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:17,790 Speeches after. 426 00:23:19,170 --> 00:23:19,950 You still good? 427 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:22,530 I'm great. 428 00:23:24,210 --> 00:23:25,590 You ARE great. 429 00:23:33,330 --> 00:23:33,720 GUS: Hey. 430 00:23:35,700 --> 00:23:37,320 You know what you should write about? 431 00:23:39,540 --> 00:23:41,460 Plight of the average bloke. 432 00:23:42,060 --> 00:23:43,140 We're going extinct. 433 00:23:43,650 --> 00:23:45,660 Normal guys don't get a look-in 434 00:23:45,660 --> 00:23:48,090 unless you've got a six-figure bank salary. 435 00:23:48,990 --> 00:23:51,330 I mean, you guys don't even need us to have babies anymore. 436 00:23:52,050 --> 00:23:54,330 (LAUGHS) I think you'll be OK. Excuse me. 437 00:24:15,716 --> 00:24:18,316 (INHALES AND EXHALES DEEPLY) 438 00:26:15,210 --> 00:26:17,070 JOE: I stay away from social media. 439 00:26:20,310 --> 00:26:21,330 I'm very private. 440 00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:32,280 Just grabbing a quick drink at - guess where? 441 00:26:32,820 --> 00:26:34,800 The Falconer, with my sister-in-law. 442 00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:38,340 Oh, I see you. I fucking see you! 443 00:26:57,714 --> 00:26:59,180 (SCREAMS) 444 00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:01,314 (MAN SINGS OPERATICALLY 445 00:27:01,350 --> 00:27:01,920 # ..into 446 00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:09,930 # The shade 447 00:27:10,650 --> 00:27:14,820 # Where'er you walk 448 00:27:14,820 --> 00:27:20,580 # Cool gales shall fan the glade 449 00:27:20,610 --> 00:27:25,080 # Trees where you sit 450 00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:28,410 # Shall crowd into 451 00:27:28,410 --> 00:27:30,240 # A shade 452 00:27:36,690 --> 00:27:41,760 # Trees where you sit 453 00:27:41,870 --> 00:27:45,950 # Shall crowd 454 00:27:45,950 --> 00:27:46,520 # Into 455 00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:54,020 # A shade. # 456 00:27:54,020 --> 00:27:56,870 Oh, my God. (CHEERING) 457 00:27:57,970 --> 00:28:00,870 ANTON: Oh, my God! I can't believe he's such a good singer! 458 00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:04,250 Thank you so much, Ade. 459 00:28:05,103 --> 00:28:06,837 (DINGS GLASS) 460 00:28:07,820 --> 00:28:08,450 Alright, alright. 461 00:28:09,470 --> 00:28:11,270 I would like to make a speech now. 462 00:28:11,470 --> 00:28:13,337 (CHEERING) 463 00:28:14,937 --> 00:28:16,303 (CLEARS THROAT) 464 00:28:18,500 --> 00:28:19,280 - Husband... - (LAUGHTER) 465 00:28:24,020 --> 00:28:27,110 Love is not a noun. 466 00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:31,130 It's a verb. A doing word. 467 00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:34,460 Love is... turning up. 468 00:28:35,150 --> 00:28:36,680 It's being there. 469 00:28:37,370 --> 00:28:40,040 It's staying when things get tough. 470 00:28:41,420 --> 00:28:43,880 Love is to make a decision... (FADES) 471 00:28:46,070 --> 00:28:46,820 JOE: Is that for me? 472 00:28:52,100 --> 00:28:53,030 I love you. 473 00:28:55,667 --> 00:28:57,767 (ANTON CONTINUES, INDISTINCTLY) 474 00:29:07,333 --> 00:29:09,933 (APPLAUSE) 475 00:29:10,490 --> 00:29:12,260 And now Birdie's going to make a speech. 476 00:29:12,590 --> 00:29:13,970 Most of you already know Birdie. 477 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,670 She's been everything from my girlfriend 478 00:29:16,670 --> 00:29:19,160 to my best friend to Rory's godmother. 479 00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:21,350 And now she is our maid of honour. 480 00:29:22,250 --> 00:29:23,690 - Yay, Birdie! - (CHEERING) 481 00:29:39,710 --> 00:29:41,720 My dad always said... 482 00:29:42,050 --> 00:29:43,550 (RECALLS) Am I your dirty little secret? 483 00:29:43,550 --> 00:29:44,990 JOE: oh, hang on. Where's this come from? 484 00:29:46,130 --> 00:29:47,420 What, are your friends making you feel bad...? 485 00:29:47,450 --> 00:29:49,220 I remember Anton ringing me 486 00:29:49,220 --> 00:29:51,740 and telling me he'd met 'the one'. 487 00:29:51,740 --> 00:29:53,540 He'd found his person. 488 00:29:54,380 --> 00:29:55,640 And what a find! (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 489 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:01,610 JOE: Trust me. 490 00:30:02,870 --> 00:30:06,620 10 full years of a love that just keeps growing. 491 00:30:09,290 --> 00:30:11,660 The trust you share carries no doubt. 492 00:30:21,470 --> 00:30:23,390 I can't imagine what that feels like. 493 00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:33,290 I couldn't be happier for you. 494 00:30:34,370 --> 00:30:37,250 To Tovey and Anton. 495 00:30:38,630 --> 00:30:39,080 - Thank you. - (ALL TOAST) 496 00:30:41,900 --> 00:30:42,830 ALL: Cheers. 497 00:30:51,950 --> 00:30:52,640 GUS: Good speech. 498 00:30:53,180 --> 00:30:55,760 And now, you can drink. 499 00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:57,560 Yeah, that's a good idea. 500 00:30:58,250 --> 00:30:59,570 Lovely. Does anyone want more gravy? 501 00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:01,280 Mamma? 502 00:31:01,384 --> 00:31:04,450 (LOVE TONIGHT BY SHOUSE PLAYS) 503 00:31:36,284 --> 00:31:39,384 (AUDIO DISTORTS AND FADES) 504 00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:00,290 (LAUGHTER) Oh, my God! 505 00:33:00,290 --> 00:33:01,623 Birdie! Are you OK? 506 00:33:01,990 --> 00:33:03,280 Up, up, up, up! 507 00:33:03,956 --> 00:33:05,720 (INDISTINCT) You alright? 508 00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:07,300 Oh, hey! Do you want some water? 509 00:33:08,110 --> 00:33:08,710 - (LAUGHS) - Is your head alright? 510 00:33:10,917 --> 00:33:12,550 (BOTH LAUGH) 511 00:33:12,650 --> 00:33:14,750 It's better now! (LAUGHS) 512 00:33:14,830 --> 00:33:16,840 - Have you eaten any food? - No! 513 00:33:17,110 --> 00:33:19,360 Yeah. I don't know. Have you? 514 00:33:19,450 --> 00:33:22,120 - Yes, of course I have. - Am I... Am I drunk? 515 00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:23,770 - Me too. - You are! 516 00:33:24,190 --> 00:33:25,250 Me too, me too. 517 00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:28,540 - Brilliant. - I love you. 518 00:33:28,930 --> 00:33:30,940 - I love you. - Aw. Me too. 519 00:33:31,060 --> 00:33:32,990 I just do, I love you. Aw. 520 00:33:33,490 --> 00:33:35,140 - I love you. Mwah! - Fuck off. 521 00:33:35,490 --> 00:33:36,824 (ALL LAUGH) 522 00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:39,340 - Go and have a... - Come on! 523 00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:40,660 - Come on, get a drink! - (LAUGHS) 524 00:33:42,370 --> 00:33:43,180 Not another drink. 525 00:33:48,820 --> 00:33:51,190 MARGEAUX: He's left you, hasn't he? 526 00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:08,170 Oh, I can't watch it. 527 00:34:10,540 --> 00:34:11,770 Oh, it's embarrassing. 528 00:34:11,770 --> 00:34:12,880 You don't judge me. 529 00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:24,639 Why have you never loved me? 530 00:34:26,590 --> 00:34:27,670 You only loved him. 531 00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:30,639 I was just in the way. 532 00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:32,650 MARGEAUX: Is it a crime that 533 00:34:32,650 --> 00:34:34,929 I wanted to spend more time with my new husband 534 00:34:34,929 --> 00:34:36,909 before I started washing nappies? 535 00:34:36,909 --> 00:34:39,340 Maybe I don't want a man around all the time... 536 00:34:39,370 --> 00:34:40,120 MARGEAUX: Liar. 537 00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:42,940 ..to be a wife as my whole personality. 538 00:34:42,969 --> 00:34:46,300 - You're a liar. - A gigantic love story. 539 00:34:46,330 --> 00:34:48,730 - Liar. - It was suffocating. 540 00:34:49,090 --> 00:34:51,850 MARGEAUX: He's left you, hasn't he? 541 00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:55,000 - I still can't breathe. - Oh, it's embarrassing. 542 00:34:55,150 --> 00:34:57,760 - Liar. It's embarrassing. - You win. 543 00:35:00,217 --> 00:35:03,117 (INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHTER) 544 00:35:15,050 --> 00:35:16,517 (EXHALES) 545 00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:37,600 JOE: Well, it was touch-and-go there for a while, but I... 546 00:35:37,727 --> 00:35:40,827 (INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHTER CONTINUES) 547 00:35:44,191 --> 00:35:45,391 JOE: She got me the very last seat, 548 00:35:45,460 --> 00:35:46,510 at the very last minute. 549 00:35:48,130 --> 00:35:50,200 I get to Wagga. I get off the plane... 550 00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:57,670 ..I tell him where I'm going, brings me here. 551 00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:01,570 And I gave him a very large tip, I must say. 552 00:36:01,570 --> 00:36:02,300 (LAUGHTER) 553 00:36:02,300 --> 00:36:04,000 Yeah, and then he's going to take his family 554 00:36:04,210 --> 00:36:06,790 on a holiday to Vanuatu to see the blue pools. 555 00:36:07,450 --> 00:36:08,410 DON: How's your son? 556 00:36:08,710 --> 00:36:10,390 Oh, he's away at school camp at the moment. 557 00:36:10,950 --> 00:36:14,320 - Oh... Birdie said... - KATH: (LAUGHS) Here she is! 558 00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:16,300 The beauty of the dawn. 559 00:36:16,300 --> 00:36:17,600 (CHEERING) 560 00:36:18,220 --> 00:36:19,660 She makes an appearance! 561 00:36:20,140 --> 00:36:22,720 Ah, good. The bacon and eggies are here. 562 00:36:35,230 --> 00:36:36,970 JOE: Hey, look. She's in shock. 563 00:36:37,230 --> 00:36:38,563 (LAUGHTER) 564 00:36:40,030 --> 00:36:41,250 - Hi, darling. - Morning! 565 00:36:42,397 --> 00:36:44,597 (INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHTER) 566 00:36:53,097 --> 00:36:54,463 RORY: Joe! 567 00:37:01,300 --> 00:37:02,620 - JOE: Hello. - Hi! 568 00:37:03,297 --> 00:37:05,363 (JOE SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) 569 00:37:24,670 --> 00:37:26,230 Probably just three for tonight. 570 00:37:27,220 --> 00:37:29,140 Thinking they'll be there alright. 571 00:37:29,140 --> 00:37:29,980 - (JOE CHATS INDISTINCTLY) - Can I sit in the front seat? 572 00:37:30,730 --> 00:37:32,170 Oh, give you a text when you get back, will you? 573 00:37:32,170 --> 00:37:33,550 - JOE: ..Tesla next. - DON: Oh, yeah? 574 00:37:34,690 --> 00:37:36,130 RORY: Can we get ice cream on the way home? 575 00:37:36,580 --> 00:37:38,490 JOE: ..Bioweapon Defence Mode... 576 00:37:39,356 --> 00:37:42,190 (INDISTINCT CHATTER CONTINUES) 577 00:37:46,780 --> 00:37:48,960 DON: Have a great trip. Good to see you. 578 00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:56,400 When we get back, I want to ask you a question. 579 00:38:06,690 --> 00:38:07,350 - BIRDIE: Thank you. - JOE: Yeah, thanks very much. 580 00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:09,840 Excellent. Lovely, safe driving. 581 00:38:17,610 --> 00:38:18,090 JOE: Thank you! 582 00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:42,900 These cracks don't look good. 583 00:38:42,930 --> 00:38:45,120 We should, um, speak to the strata board. 584 00:38:46,637 --> 00:38:47,970 (FAINTLY) ..that bad. 585 00:38:47,970 --> 00:38:51,090 Just want to make sure that the foundations aren't... 586 00:38:53,110 --> 00:38:55,230 When's the, um... When's the next board meeting?