(upbeat techno music)
(birds cawing)
- Hi, I'm Jenni Di Fatta.
Today we are at Royal Land in Meridian, Mississippi.
Royal Land operated from 1968 to 1969 before it closed down
and I've got some spooky stories for you today.
We're gonna start with Empty Gazes
and the first part of Empty Gazes is Blank Stare,
a film about a man in a mask.
(suspenseful upbeat music)
(upbeat hip hop music)
(suspenseful hip hop music)
(upbeat hip hop music)
- I can't believe this shit.
I am too young for a divorce.
(sobbing)
Get yourself together, Bree.
You're young, you're beautiful.
Maybe I'll go out tonight.
I just gotta make it through tonight,
just make it through tonight.
Fuck you, you cheating bastard.
I did everything right.
I don't understand.
Get yourself together.
Come on, Bree.
You're, you're good, you're good.
You're beautiful.
Any man would want you, any man would want you.
Okay.
You're beautiful, you're young,
you're talented, you're gorgeous.
Anybody would want you, Bree.
You are amazing.
Fuck this piece of shit.
You're gonna get this divorce,
you're gonna move on, you're gonna rise up.
Everything's gonna be good, it's gonna be good.
It's gonna be good, right?
Yeah.
Positive thinking, positive thinking.
I'm going to, I'm going to call my lawyer,
text my friends and we're just gonna-
(sobbing)
(knocking)
Who the fuck is knocking at my door?
Fuck.
(knocking)
Hello?
- Good morning young lady.
- Hi, good morning.
- I'm with local law enforcement,
name's Detective Sparks.
Nice to meet you.
- I'm Bree, nice to meet you.
- Well, nice to meet you too, Bree.
I am looking for a fugitive on the loose.
Have you seen anybody with suspicious lurking about?
- No, I haven't.
- Hmm.
Well, if you have,
be sure to contact your local law enforcement.
- Okay.
- This guy's out to kill.
Be safe.
- Okay, thank you.
(intense hip hop music)
(water running)
- You are going through a divorce.
You're gonna be fine.
There's no serial killer.
This guy's just letting the neighborhood know,
this happens all the time.
People, Halloween, you know, they go and scare people
and I'm gonna be fine.
I'm just going through a divorce and stressed.
It's not like he's gonna come in here and kill me.
You know, maybe I should go out.
If there is some crazy person out there,
I would not just be here, it'd be safer,
but no, you're good.
Just tripping, you're stressed,
you're going through a divorce.
Get yourself together, Bree.
At least you're beautiful still
and divorced.
(Bree groaning)
You're good.
You're good, everything's good.
Strong independent woman.
Yeah.
Beautiful.
You got this.
You're good, you're good.
Beautiful.
(knocking)
Another fucking knock?
Who the fuck is here now?
(knocking)
Hello?
- Mrs. Bree?
- [Bree] Yes.
- You got a special delivery.
- What, from, from who?
- That I don't know, but it's paid for.
- Ah, no, thank you.
Better wear some regular clothes since everybody seems
to want to come to my house today and bother me.
I can't seem to have a moment of peace.
First, a detective with a mad man maniac.
Now there's a random man
who's got a special delivery for me.
I don't want a special, I just want a moment of peace.
I want to contemplate my life.
I want to contemplate my divorce
and here we are with these random people
constantly knocking on my door, special delivery.
Like what, who,
who would send a special delivery to my house?
Who would do that?
I mean, what's next,
my soon to-be ex-husband coming to the door?
Because God forbid that, I mean.
(knocking)
Damn door again?
There ain't no crazy person here
and I don't want no damn delivery!
- Hey girl!
- Oh shit, Eva.
What the fuck are you doing here?
- What you doing?
- I'm just contemplating my fucking life and my divorce,
the downfall of my life.
- And I hope you're not still sweating over this guy
you just divorced.
- Well, you know, having a rough time, like normal
and they're supposedly a crazy person out there
and someone tried to send me a delivery.
- Okay, we gonna have to put it down.
- Oh, okay.
- Because you, you're doing too much right now.
- Yes, I don't-
- Sit down.
- Okay, let's just, it's been a rough day, girl.
I mean, you know, this man cheated on me
and you know, mentally, physically abused me.
I mean, stole money, girl, 30 grand.
Pawned my stuff, pawned my kids' stuff.
I mean I, you know, it's still fresh.
Even though it was like a month ago, it's still fresh
and like how, I just don't know how to get outta this funk.
- Not get rid of him, he's not a good man.
- Well, I did, but now I'm just like, how do you,
I'm, I'm glad it's over,
but it's like, how do you, the starting over part,
that's the hard part for me and I don't know
and then there's a detective earlier.
He knocked on my door.
- Listen, we gonna get you out this funk.
I got a surprise for you.
You're gonna love it.
- Oh my God.
What did you do?
- You're gonna love it.
You need it right now.
- I need it?
- And yes, you need it and you're gonna love it, so.
- But I'm in such a funk, I dunno.
- I know, this is what you need.
- Okay.
- And you're gonna be feeling better.
- You sure?
- Yes.
- I'm gonna hold you to it
because if not, I'm coming for you.
I'm coming for you.
- You know me, you know?
- Okay, okay.
- I'm gonna take care of my girl.
- Okay, let's do it, let's do it.
- All right.
All right, sit down.
- Okay, here we go.
- Right.
- Whoa.
- Yes.
- Right.
- [Eva] What you want me to paint you up as?
It's almost Halloween, try to get you out.
- Well, I love skeletons.
- [Eva] Yes.
- Skeletons, let's do some skeletons.
Yes.
- All righty.
- This is fun.
Yeah, I can, I can dig this.
Nice, chill night with my girlfriend.
- [Eva] I know.
- All right.
- [Eva] It's been a long time coming.
- I know.
- [Eva] So much.
- Busy.
- [Eva] I think this will help you feel better.
- Yeah.
Oh my god, I'm excited.
I haven't had face painting since I was a kid.
- [Eva] It's the best process ever.
- I feel like a kid again.
- [Eva] So you ready for this?
- Honestly, I'm trying not to smile,
so it'll be perfect for you.
Oh my God.
- [Eva] Somehow I messed up when I said that.
(laughter)
- Maybe I should straighten my face a little bit for you.
♪ I'm gonna be a skeleton ♪
I basically lost all that weight during the,
just the whole divorce, so I'm basically a skeleton.
- [Eva] Girl, you went through so much.
- This man.
- [Eva] He took you through it.
- Through it,
through the, through the dungeons.
It's okay though.
- [Eva] But you survived and you will.
- He ain't shit, he ain't never gonna be shit.
(Eva mumbling)
- He's exactly where he is, exactly where I found him.
- [Eva] In hell?
- Yeah, basically.
Basically.
- [Eva] Well, that's where he should be.
He's an asshole.
- And I'm gonna make it on top.
- [Eva] You always will.
- And he's gonna look-
- [Eva] We get through these things together.
- He gonna look back and be like,
"Well, I should have probably not did that."
Don't do drugs, kids, just don't.
- [Eva] It's just, he's just wrong for you.
(Eva mumbling)
- Me too.
Now I gotta find someone new.
(Eva mumbling)
- Someone dark, long hair, handsome, you know?
- Ask him if he has a brother.
- I will.
A musician, you know 'cause-
- [Eva] You like a bad boy type.
- I do.
Someone with a motorcycle.
Yeah.
You're not trying to repeat the past mistakes.
- Well you know,
my ex-husband could barely ride a motorcycle so,
but we ain't going all the way that bad boy type.
- [Eva] Exactly.
- He cannot do drugs.
He can have a smoke every now and then, you know.
That's okay.
Just not that hard shit.
- [Eva] Exactly.
- You know, mom always taught me
to get under someone to get over someone so-
- [Eva] You can get under someone.
- Yeah.
Maybe I should take photos of this face paint
and be like going out for Halloween, guys.
- [Eva] Hit my girl up.
- Yeah.
- [Eva] Show her a good time.
- Yeah.
This is so calming.
I don't think I've ever actually had my face
professionally done.
I've always done my own makeup.
- [Eva] It's like the best experience ever.
- Yeah.
- [Eva] People tell me all the time, like it's so relaxing.
- It is.
You're right, I did need this.
I thought you were talking about some crazy, extreme,
you know, like-
- [Eva] Oh no, we're not going that far.
- Oh God.
I just wanted a quiet evening
and everybody just seems to knock on my door.
They just wanna bother me and I'm like, this is ridiculous.
- [Eva] Yeah, so what is this about
someone coming to your door?
- Well, first it was an investigator
saying that there was some mad man on the loose.
He didn't really have any specs so I don't, I don't know.
- [Eva] He sounds crazy.
- Yeah, he just said that, that there's a guy on the loose.
I mean, just keep your eye out
and I'm like, you know, people,
it's, it's close to Halloween so people playing pranks,
it's probably what's going on.
- [Eva] Definitely was a prank.
- It's not like somebody's gonna come over here and kill me.
I mean, really?
- [Eva] Seems like my life.
- Yeah.
That actually only happens in the movies.
- [Eva] It's the fact that, that's kind of weird.
- Yeah and then, oh my god, the delivery guy
trying to deliver something like what, who and why?
What are you, what are you delivering
and who even sent this?
- [Eva] I know, I was like, well that sounds weird.
- Yeah, so-
- [Eva] But you just had such an interesting day today.
- Yeah, I just wanted to lay in bed
and like kind of cry for a little bit
and get my emotions out.
- [Eva] We're not gonna let you cry,
we're not gonna do all that.
You're not fixing to cry over no asshole.
- No.
- [Eva] None of that, just relax and enjoy the process.
I'm gonna get you together.
We're gonna have so much fun today.
- Putting me to sleep.
- [Eva] And done.
- Did I fall sleepy?
- [Eva] Yeah, you said you was tired
and it was relaxing and yeah.
- Why am I, why am I strapped to a chair?
- 'Cause I got a surprise for you.
- Who?
- I got the dude there, the guy.
- He was the detective.
- Yeah, that you shooed away,
but he's here for the mystery party.
- Okay.
- Good morning young lady.
- Hi.
What is going on here?
- Oh, this is not everything.
I have another special delivery for you.
- Okay.
- So sit your piece up there.
- Okay, I can't-
- Come on in.
- Well, hello again.
I told you you have a special delivery here.
- Yes.
(upbeat hip hop music)
- I can't stand this.
I'm leaving.
- Oh, shake it.
(upbeat hip hop music)
Yeah!
Take it off.
Woo!
Yeah.
Show some more.
Go ahead.
Take it off, yes!
Take off some more.
Yeah.
Ooh!
Take it off, yes.
- I hate you.
- I know, I love you though.
Come on, let's go this way.
Lead this party to the room.
- Oh um, okay.
Guys?
Well, I guess I'll just uh, party by myself.
(muffled groaning)
(upbeat hip hop music)
(muffled groaning)
(muffled hip hop music)
(muffled groaning)
(chair rattling)
(muffled hip hop music)
(muffled groaning)
(thud)
(muffled groaning)
- What's that noise?
Why are you on the floor?
You okay?
You wanna get this off?
Girl, what happened?
- What happened?
- You okay?
Oh my gosh, what happened?
- Who did that?
- Who did this to you?
- I don't know?
- Who did this?
Let's get her out.
- All right, I'll hold it here.
- Okay.
Oh my God.
- Help me.
- I can't reach it, hold on, hold on.
- Oh my gosh Bree, who did this to you?
- I don't know.
- I don't remember that was in the number.
- He had a mask.
- Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry.
(Bree sobbing)
- Sit back down.
- Sit.
Oh my gosh, what happened?
What happened?
- He had this-
- Who?
- I don't know, blue body suit and a mask.
He sprayed something.
- Oh my goodness, girl.
- I couldn't talk.
I was trying to scream for y'all.
- I'm so sorry.
- Dancing and playing with my hair when he had a knife.
- Oh my gosh.
- Was he dancing good?
- I don't know.
- That's a stupid question to ask.
Is he still in the house?
- He ran, he ran out.
I fell over the chair and he escaped.
- [Eva] Listen, we ought to call the cops.
- So he's outside?
- Yeah.
- [Eva] Check.
- Maybe we better call the cops.
- Yes, let's call the cops.
- Yeah, let's call the cops.
- It's gonna be all right, girl.
- Did you lock the door?
(Bree sobbing)
Let me lock the door.
- [Eva] Yes, please.
- [Bree] I knocked the chair over to try to get away
and he, he left.
- [Eva] Oh my goodness, this is terrible.
I'm so sorry I left you, girl.
- It's okay.
- I don't see anybody out the window, so.
- We gonna call the cops.
- Okay, okay.
- Hey, you know what?
It's Halloween, maybe you know-
- He had a knife!
- No, I'm thinking-
- And he sprayed something in my face, I couldn't talk.
I tried to scream and it wouldn't let me.
- I actually think it's a serial killer out there.
Call the cops like ASAP.
- Yes, he ran out the door.
- Yes, get on the phone please.
- Let me call the cops.
- Okay, okay.
- You're okay?
- Let me call the cops.
- Oh, we have no-
- Oh shit, there's no network.
- What you mean?
- No bars.
- Oh my gosh.
- Let me check.
- Are we in serious danger?
- I don't know.
- Where's my phone?
- Even your phone.
- No bars.
- Shit, so what are we gonna do?
- Mine has no signal.
- Supposed to do.
- Okay, I didn't-
- We are seriously in danger.
- Sign up for this.
- Okay, okay.
- All right, all right, let's think, let's think.
- He had a blue suit.
- Maybe it's just the neighbors.
One of the neighbors.
- He had a knife.
- I don't think it's just a neighbor.
- It had blood on it.
- Oh, she's hysterical right now.
That means someone cam in here
and tried to get her.
- Yes.
The spray stopped me from talking.
Explain that.
I could, I, I barely could get a scream out.
It was like my lips couldn't open.
All I could do was try to get the chair.
- Look at you.
- I knocked the chair over,
hoping he would just leave me alone.
- Oh girl, this is crazy.
Where's the detective?
- Didn't you see, he left in the middle of my dance?
That was rude, by the way.
- Yes.
- No reception.
- Should we go out tell him?
Should we like help him?
- We need to warn him.
- Is he still out?
- I am not going out there.
- Nah, I'm good.
- I'm not going out there.
- I can't, sorry.
It ain't happening.
I guess he'll be all right.
- Still no service.
(suspenseful music)
(upbeat techno music)
(leaves crunching)
(muffled groaning)
(upbeat techno music)
- I got no service on my phone.
- No.
- Maybe a computer.
Isn't there a way you can like,
get into contact with people on a computer?
Like-
- Call 911 on a computer?
- I, I, I don't know, or email somebody or something.
I don't know.
- Got a computer here?
- I don't know.
- I have one somewhere.
- You know, this is my first day coming here.
- [Bree] The computer doesn't even have network right now.
- So we are totally screwed.
- No, no network.
It's like he shut all the network off too.
I don't-
- Who is this guy?
- I don't know.
- All I know is we're screwed.
- The detective, the guy that came here
was at my door earlier this morning
saying there was a creep out
and the next thing I know, he's here.
- He did say he was a detective.
- Yes.
- How can we reach the detective though?
- Is he in on it?
- You did say he came by earlier.
- He did, he told me there was-
- He did leave early.
- There's gotta be a connection here.
- I think somebody's playing a really sick joke on you.
- A very sick joke.
What if it's my ex-husband?
- I wouldn't put it past him.
- Okay, now this is family business.
- I mean, I didn't see what the guy looked like in the suit.
I mean-
- Is it somebody you know?
- I know lots of people that are that height,
that weight, that, I, I know lots of people.
I mean, I don't know.
- She just don't know what's going on.
She's just stuck right now.
- Did he look like a dancer?
Maybe a dancer tried to come to-
- He couldn't dance.
I mean he could, he was trying-
- Not as good as me.
Me.
- No, he couldn't dance.
- Can we forget about you right now and the dancing?
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- My friend is like going through something really bad.
All right?
- He was playing with my hair, like playing in my hair.
He was playing with my hair.
(screaming)
- It's okay.
- All right.
- It's okay, it's okay.
- Okay.
- I have no idea what we supposed to do right now
because there's a killer out there,
our phone service won't work.
- I've never met a killer before.
I don't know what to tell you, ladies.
I mean, I just am.
- You're the man, you're supposed to protect us.
- Ma'am, I'm a stripper.
All right, you know what?
I just, I just got an idea.
I'm going to make some coffee.
Anybody want coffee?
I think coffee will make us feel better.
Yeah and, and don't y'all worry,
I'm not gonna put anything in my coffee.
Coffee's good.
- I think so.
- Girl, what are we gonna do?
- Here, I'm done.
- You scared me.
- Scared me to death.
- I thought you were lost.
- I found the, the, the mug, you know?
Get your mug.
- I'm so glad.
- Is there water in here?
- Okay, okay so
it's gotta be somebody that wants revenge for something.
- Maybe somebody you know.
- That's what I've been trying to tell her.
- My ex-husband.
- Who are your enemies, your enemies.
- I don't have any enemies aside from my ex-husband and-
- What, who?
- There was a guy in high school.
I mean, it was so long ago though.
- You are not talking about who I think you are.
You think it'd be him?
It's been so long.
- He's a little weird, but-
- Totally weird.
- Yeah.
I mean, I'm nice to everybody, but like, it's been so long.
- You weren't nice to me this morning.
- Well, that was-
- Yeah.
- I mean, I'm going through some stuff.
- Well, I'm just saying, I mean, I don't know,
but who's this guy?
Do you think he would-
- He was some creepy guy that had a crush on her.
She never reciprocated the feelings and blah blah.
- Oh, a crush on her.
- I mean, but for him to go and try to murder people?
- Yeah, that would be, that's little strange.
Even for him.
- Yeah.
- I'm still shaking like-
- I can see.
What are we supposed to do?
We don't no reception.
- The only other option is to leave
and go to the police station.
That's if the car is even working.
What if he's smart enough to disable the car somehow?
- What if he's waiting at the door when we go?
- Exactly.
- Why don't you go out and check then?
- Why don't you?
You're the man.
- It's your house.
- What kind of man-
- A stripper.
- You're stronger.
- You're a man.
- I have no muscle.
I literally barely got out of the chair alive.
- All right, all right, fine.
I'll tell you what,
I'll drink some coffee and then I'll go after.
- Drink your damn coffee and go look.
- Yes.
- Please.
- Of course.
- Can you do it now, so we can feel better?
- I will personally pay you extra if you could just go.
- Yeah, please.
- Yes, please.
- Only if you pay me extra.
- Just go, please.
- How much is extra?
- Oh my goodness.
- We'll talk after you go check.
- No, I'm not stepping a foot out there
until you tell me how much.
- How much should I pay him?
- Now, I'll give you a special deal now.
Don't forget that.
- How about a hundred dollars?
- Yeah.
- A hundred dollars to meet a killer?
No.
- You might not even be meeting anybody.
- Look at you, still shaking.
- Exactly.
Okay, 200.
- That's fair.
- That's good enough, 200 dollars.
- 200.
- I'll do it for 300.
- Fine, just go, just go.
- After I drink my coffee.
- Here, take a knife.
- Drink your coffee.
- You can't drink your coffee until you go.
- You have to go, then you can have the coffee.
- You got my word.
- 300.
- I, I well I, show me your money.
Cash App it?
- I'll Cash App it to you.
- We'll Cash App it to you.
- All right.
Do you have like a stick or something, baseball bat.
- [Bree] Knife.
- Something.
- [Bree] Give you a spoon.
- Give him a knife.
- Knives.
- Can you take that and just go?
- Just go check.
- Give us peace of mind?
- [Bree] Please.
- I've never used one of these before.
- [Bree] Man, you just-
- [Eva] If something jump at you, just stab 'em.
- Okay, okay, okay.
- [Bree] Oh my goodness.
(suspenseful music)
- All right. Mr. Killer or whoever's out there,
I got a knife, I'm not afraid of using it
and then we called the police already, so you better leave.
Hello?
(suspenseful music)
I'm coming out now.
Gotta be careful.
(suspenseful music)
Is anybody here?
Is anybody there?
(suspenseful music)
(groaning)
(suspenseful music)
- What?
Who's, who are you?
Who are-
(grunting)
(suspenseful music)
- If it is the guy from high school,
I mean obviously there's a vendetta.
- It's just like the (indistinct).
- What if, what if the stripper is in on it
and just trying to get money?
What if they're both trying to get money?
- They wouldn't pull such a stunt.
- I've seen a lot worse.
I mean, what if they're both in on it
trying to haggle as much money as they can out of us?
You pay the stripper, they get together.
They say, let's just milk them for money.
Why do you think he said, pay me to go check the door?
- He never would've went check it
unless he got some money.
That's kinda weird.
- I mean, I know I hustled when I seen him.
Like, okay, cool but that's ridiculous.
- He never came back yet.
- You're right.
- Should we go check?
- We got knives.
I gave him the small one.
- I'ma shank him, if I have too.
- Okay, hold it down like this while we walk.
- Okay.
- Okay, let's go.
(suspenseful music)
(muffled screaming)
(banging on window)
(muffled screaming)
- We gotta go out the back!
Oh my God!
(suspenseful music)
(groaning)
(suspenseful music)
(muffled screaming)
(screaming)
- Hurry up, hurry up.
(suspenseful music)
(groaning)
(suspenseful music)
- Okay, that should be good.
Okay, that's good.
(suspenseful music)
(screaming)
(heavy breathing)
(screaming)
- Oh my God!
(groaning)
- I broke my fucking ankle.
(lawnmower whirring)
(screaming)
(lawnmower whirring)
(muffled screaming)
(lawnmower whirring)
(muffled screaming)
(lawnmower shuts off)
(suspenseful music)
- Oh my God.
- Unlock my door.
- All right, stop, let's get this.
Let's get the fuck outta here.
- No key, no key.
- Oh my goodness.
- Where's the key?
Where's the key?
Oh my God.
Oh my goodness.
I can't find a key.
- I don't know.
- I don't see it.
- Oh my God.
It's a push start, I don't understand.
I don't know.
(overlapping shouting)
- We need the key.
- You need the crank up now.
(intense music)
- Oh my gosh.
(screaming)
- Oh my God, no!
Oh my God, Eva!
Eva!
No!
(shouting)
Oh my God!
What do I do?
(screaming)
(suspenseful music)
(sobbing)
(suspenseful music)
(sobbing)
(suspenseful music)
(heavy breathing)
(suspenseful music)
(intense hip hop music)
- Eva!
Baby, I'm coming for you.
Gimme back my friend, you son of a bitch!
Gimme back my fucking friend, you son of a bitch!
I'm coming for you, Eva!
Gimme back my fucking friend!
- Help me, he's gonna kill me!
- What do you want?
Who are you?
- Hello.
You remember me?
- [Bree] Yeah.
What do you want?
- What I've always wanted,
you.
(groaning)
(muffled screaming)
- Stay away from us!
Stay away from us.
- [Eva] Stay away from us!
- You could have prevented this.
- What do you mean?
(suspenseful music)
(sobbing)
(intense music)
- Oh my gosh, are you okay?
(intense music)
- Son of a bitch.
- I cannot believe.
(intense music)
- So what did you think about Blank Stare?
Pretty spooky, huh?
The next part of Empty Gazes is called Reboot.
What happens
when you rely too much on automated banking?
Better be careful.
(knocking)
- How can I help you?
- Hi, my name is Paul Williams
and this is my son Stanley
and we own a construction company
and we applied for a loan.
I think you have the paperwork there somewhere.
- Yes, right here.
So how much are you asking for?
- I think 25,000, that would do it.
- 25,000.
What are you gonna use it for?
- [Paul] Well, like I said, we own a construction company
and we do a lot of business with your bank too, by the way
and, but our construction company,
it's been a little slow because of COVID
and we just wanna get the money to pay our employees,
make sure they get paid.
- I mean, how are you gonna pay it back?
- [Paul] Well, things are getting better, you know?
COVID, COVID is easing up and things are getting better
and I think we got some more jobs coming up, right Stanley?
- Okay.
Well, looking at your credit application,
you don't have enough credit history for us to apply.
- Well, I usually don't charge anything.
I usually pay cash.
- Well, that's the problem.
You're gonna have to have credit, I'm sorry.
- Well, how am I gonna get credit
if you don't get me a loan?
- That's just our company policy.
- Well, that's stupid.
- Dad.
- Can I ask you to leave sir, please?
- I'll leave,
but I ain't doing business with your bank anymore.
Let's go, Stanley.
I can't believe they wouldn't loan us the money.
I've been doing business with this bank for years.
- Calm down.
We'll get it.
- How are we going to get it?
- I don't know, I'll think of something.
- I think we should just rob them.
- Dad.
- Well, how else are we going to get it?
I really think we should just rob them.
Come on, let's talk about it.
(loud banging)
- I don't know why they called the police anyway.
- I don't know.
- Noise complaint.
- You hear that?
- We got better thing to do, bro.
- Hey!
Why, why, hey, excuse me, excuse me.
- Hey, hey, hey.
What you want?
- We got a noise complaint, sir.
- What, what's this guy doing?
- I'm turning on this lawnmower.
- You cutting grass today?
- What's wrong?
(lawnmower whirring)
- What?
- Turn the mower off.
- What?
- Turn the mower off.
- Hey man!
- Turn the mower off.
- Good evening.
Ah.
- What, what we got going on here?
- I'm sorry, my name is Dr. Bratwurst.
You can call me Brad.
- Brad?
- Yeah, they call me Dr. Sausage, I don't like it.
Brad is much better.
- We got a complaint about the noise.
- Ah, that's too bad, I've got to work.
- What you working on?
- [Brad] Things.
- Why we making all this noise?
- Sir, you-
- Can you not see what is, this is not a real person.
You understand?
This is not a real person.
This is a mimic of a person.
It is something that I'm using to experiment
as if it were a real person, okay?
So there is nothing going on with dead bodies here.
Now go away.
- Okay, what's up with the drill and everything
and what that did, that thing right there do?
- That?
You don't want to know.
- Yes I do.
- No, you don't, go away.
- Yes, I do.
- Sir, sir, sir, sir, sir.
- What's that for?
That's something.
- Sir, sir, sir.
- That looks suspicious.
- I need to chip a, a notch in this foot.
- You don't need, hey stop, just stop.
- We got a complaint about the-
- Stop please.
- Noise, sir.
- Stop making the noise.
What is that for?
- I don't know.
- What is that for?
What you using that for?
- [Brad] My experiments.
- On what?
- I am a grand scientist.
A little bit disbarred.
- [Man] What, what are you working on?
- Does it, why does it matter to you?
I have 50 experiments going on at any given time.
Do you want to see my spreadsheet?
I have a large spreadsheet in my office.
You can come on back, you can look at it, peruse.
(indistinct)
Yes, yes.
(speaking foreign language)
They don't understand a word that I'm saying.
- Sir.
- [Brad] I don't understand a word that I'm saying.
- Sir, sir.
- I just wanna know why you making noise.
- [Brad] We are scientists, we make up names for things.
You have to understand.
- Mr. Brad.
- I didn't do anything.
- Mr. Brad.
- Oh, yes sir, thank you.
- Thank you.
We just wanna know why you making so much noise.
You know, I don't even want to be here today,
but I'm here to stop you from-
- Okay, let me under, let me explain this very carefully.
- The neighbors are tired of hearing it.
- When you hit a hammer with a nail.
- It make noise.
- It makes a noise.
- Yes.
- [Brad] When you turn on a lawnmower,
in order to mow grass to clear space for what you are doing,
it makes the noise.
When you need to hammer on metal plates to something,
it makes a noise.
When you try to wrap a body in metallic objects,
it makes a noise.
- Go back to the body wrap in metallic.
- Oh, oh, Mr. Brad.
- Wait a minute.
That just said,
you said, ain't gonna say that
and like we didn't pay attention.
- Did you just admit to-
- Murder?
Did you admit to murder?
- Do you see, feel this, is plastic.
It is plastic, that is not a real body.
I make figurines, I make dolls.
Look, this is the beginnings of a beautiful doll.
- Doll?
- Ah yes, I have a good friend who is in dire need of it.
You see the mouth?
It opens to varying degrees.
I put soft stuff inside.
- A doll?
- Yes.
It's, it's very good,
but we have to wrap it up in metal, see?
You see?
Hard, soft, hard, soft, soft also.
- Let's, let's just write him a warning.
- That's why we making the noise, sir?
- Yes, very much so.
You see, this is the innards of the doll.
- So you gonna put that inside the doll?
- Juices, they transfer the juices
from one place to the other.
- We gonna put that in the doll?
- Yes.
- Okay.
- All right?
- I'm outta here.
You handle it.
- It is for the happy, fun time.
- Sir, sir, Mr. Brad, Mr. Brad?
- Yes.
- We are here because of the noise, sir.
- Well yes, I make the noise with the nail.
- Alleviate the problem with the noise.
- Why do you need to alleviate the-
They can go to sleep.
Look, I have earplugs.
- They can't go to sleep 'cause you making noise.
- I go get them earplugs.
- They can't go to sleep 'cause you making noise.
- I wear earplugs.
- You don't have 'em in now.
- Well no, because I'm not making enough noise.
You should hear the real noise.
Oh, it'll bust your ear drums right out.
They start to bleed.
I, but this, this, this minor noise, very minor noise.
So you go home, you'll go away.
I will continue to wrap my doll in the metal
and you'll be good.
- So you're gonna stop the noise?
Just say-
- Yes, I will stop, I will very much stop.
I will tone it down, you will hear nothing of me.
You will hear nothing of me from your station.
- No, it's the neighbors, it's the neighbors.
- Did something happen, Mr. Brad,
that got you like this?
I'm curious.
- Here?
Well yes, this is not exactly a nice, fine lab.
This is the side of a barn if it doesn't look like it,
but I used to work for
one of the major companies in the area.
- Go ahead.
- And now I'm not.
- What happened?
- They did not like my work ethic, I worked too hard.
- Normal company-
- I worked every single day, 20 hours.
- Normal company would like if you have good ethics.
- I did have wonderful ethics, I worked hard every day,
on and on and on and on and on
and they could not see the beauty of my dedication.
- What were you doing?
- I was working on my experiments.
What do you want to-
- Experiments?
- On what?
- Okay, you want to know the nature of my experiments?
- Yes.
- First of all, I need to make the better doll.
- Yes.
- Second of all, I need to make a new type of piping
to transfer liquids from one place to another.
There's a, I need to make a new type of acid
in which to burn some things and not others.
I am dumbing this down for you.
I understand you do not have the training
that I have in my majesty, but where did that go?
Hold on.
- Did he just tell us to hold on?
- Yeah, he told us to hold on.
- Hmm.
- Well son, I've been thinking about this.
I think we can do it.
- How?
- Well, we'll have to get disguises, guns and stuff,
but you know, we're gonna have to do it
'cause Jim, Bill, Ted, and Bob, they gotta get paid.
They're like family to us, man.
They've been with me for a long time.
- They can't get paid if we're locked up, Dad.
- Look, you don't worry about it.
I will take the blame if we get caught.
You just, you just got married, you got a, you got a family.
You gonna start a family, you know?
- They know what we do.
- Well, that's why we gotta use masks, you know?
I'll think of something, I'll get something.
We gotta do this.
- Where are you gonna get the stuff?
- Well, maybe we can blow it up with this tank.
- Yeah, I, I don't think this tank works, Dad.
- Well look, I helped put this tank here.
I think I can make it work.
We need too,
but no, we'll, tell you what.
We'll just, I know a guy.
He's a veteran like me, been around for a long time.
He can gimme some guns, untraceable.
- Fine, whatever.
- I'll take care of it, don't worry.
- You can't tell me to not worry
and expect me to trust you on something like this.
- I know, son, but I can't think of any other way.
Like I said, I'll take care of you.
If we get caught, I'll say you had nothing to do with it.
That you just with me at the time.
- That makes me an accessory.
- Yeah, but I'll, I'll tell 'em
you tried to talk me out of it.
- You think they're gonna care?
- Well, I'll, I'll do what I can to protect you
and, and your new family.
Okay?
Let me take care of it.
I'll get the co, I'll get the disguises.
I'll, I'll, I'll get with my friend and get some guns
- Let me ask my wife, see what she thinks.
- Y'all just got married.
You think she could be trusted with this?
- Yes.
- I don't know her that well, but if you trust her,
I, I guess, but I don't know.
I don't think we should tell anybody else.
- The least I could do doing something like this
is letting her know, talking to her about it,
seeing, getting her opinion.
- She's gonna try to talk you outta it.
- Can't expect me not too.
- She's gonna try to talk you out of it.
She don't want nothing to happen to you either,
you know?
But you're my son. I raised you.
You need to support your father.
You need to support our company
and the guys that have work for us have got families.
- How are we, again, how are we gonna support them
if we get caught?
- Well, I'll tell you what.
- There's not really much we can do behind bars, Dad.
- Let's don't even think like that.
Let's plan it.
- You have to be realistic about this.
- Son, I've done business for that bank for many years
and they're gonna do me like this?
- I agree.
- They won't give me a loan?
Come on, man.
- It's not right, but there's got to be another way.
- There is no other way.
I mean, I'll do this by myself if I have to,
but I'm gonna do it.
- [Stanley] Hey babe.
- Yeah Stan?
- We got something to talk about.
- What is it?
Let me start by saying I love you.
You know my dad, right?
- Yes.
- He's got that construction company?
Well, we went to the bank to try to get a loan
because we're struggling with our workers.
- I know.
- And they, they, they denied him
and he thinks we should rob place.
- What?
- Hear me out.
He wants me to rob it with him
but, but I told him, I told him, I said,
"Let me talk to Cindy first.
Let me ask her, get her opinion."
That's, that's, that's why I'm here.
- You knew I was gonna say no.
- Just hear me out, okay?
If we don't do this, we have an obligation to our workers.
We do.
If we can't support 'em,
they can't support their families.
They're working for us.
We have, we have an obligation.
- You know how you sound right now?
- I know, I know.
- We just got married.
- I know, but Dad, he doesn't use credit cards,
he uses cash, okay?
So he has no credit, he can't pay out of his pocket.
This is the only way that we can do this, the only way.
They're not gonna know.
- We can do something else.
We can get the money somewhere else.
- Like what?
And I'm all open to new ideas.
- We have nothing.
I mean, we can't even get a loan
to take care of our own family.
- I know.
I mean, if we do this, if we do this,
we'll never have to worry about
how we're gonna get by again.
We don't.
You, me, our baby.
We'll be set.
- I can't believe I'm okay with this.
- We're gonna have masks, we're gonna have guns, okay?
It'll be fine.
I was skeptical too, but I have to be optimistic.
- So much stuff can go wrong.
- I know.
- What if something happened to you?
- Regardless of what happens,
you and our baby are gonna be taken care of, okay?
You understand?
- Yeah.
I can't believe I'm saying this.
Y'all be safe.
(indistinct)
- I'm skeptical, to be honest, I'm skeptical about it too
but honestly, I, I see no other options,
no other alternative to get this done.
- If this is the only way-
- We'll be all right.
I promise.
I'll see you later, okay?
I promise.
- You better come back,
- [Stanley] I will.
- Mr. Brad.
- I only drink when I am not working
and I am always working.
- Mr. Brad, what was you working on at this company?
- Sir, sir, what do you need to know?
- What was you working on at this company?
- Hyper.
(indistinct)
- Hyper something something glossary something suit.
- It is a mixture of Latin and Greek.
It's a good language, I like it.
People are too obsessed with Latin these days.
I like to experiment with various languages
when I name things.
You understand?
- Latin and Greek, I went to school for that.
- He did?
You are a very intelligent man.
- Okay, so I think-
- You could train this man.
(chuckling)
- So are we done with the noise, Mr. Brad?
- Oh yes, you are very much done with the noise.
You'll hear no complaints.
- I ain't got nothing to say except for you,
you write him up out a, a warning for the noise
and, and RJ, you call it in however you want to do it.
I believe, I believe this, this, this, Dr. Brad.
I believe he, he's good, you know?
He might have all been like,
most neighbors should have do.
- I make people happy, sir.
- He made, he made me happy, I'm very happy right now.
- How you make people happy?
- I'm happy
- I make the dolls.
- Simmons, I'm happy.
- The dolls make other people happy?
- Oh, you bet, very, very happy.
- Simmons, I'm happy.
He ain't got, he ain't doing nothing wrong.
We can leave him-
(mumbling)
- Do you want one of my dolls?
- Simmons.
- I'll sell you 10% discount.
Your wife will love it.
- He tried to sell me a doll.
Go ahead, write him out a warning
and we gonna leave him here.
- Yes, yes, I will take warning.
Come, come, come, come, come.
I must be back to my very, very quiet work.
- Okay, so if we have any more complaints now.
- Oh, yes, yes, yes.
You can call me.
- Next time no call, no call.
- Yes, you call me.
- No, no.
Next complaint, we will have to arrest you.
- No, no, no, no arrest.
Ah you, you will not have to do that.
I do not need a criminal record.
I need to do my own experiments.
- I'm just letting you know how it's been reporting.
- Okay.
- The noise.
- Then do your own experiment.
- Are we done here?
Yes?
- Just keep it down, Doc.
That's all, just keep it down.
- Oh, it is all the way down.
It is down into the hole.
I will dig deeper, deeper down into the hole
and it will make even less noise than it did before.
No complaints.
- Okay, you do you.
- Yeah.
- Very good, very good.
Your mothers must be very proud.
Yours especially because you have the big brain.
- You ain't gonna sit here and talk about my mother.
He ain't gonna sit here and talk about my mother.
- Very, very proud.
My mother's very proud, I understand.
She's, I have a very big brain.
- Don't talk about my mother.
- Let's go Rick.
- Good day, good day.
- [Cop] Good day, Brad.
- All right, come, come.
Uh oh, his work.
Ah!
(lawnmower whirring)
(shouting)
(lawnmower whirring)
- Mr. Brad!
- What?
- Turn it off.
- What do you want?
- Turn the mower off!
- What do you want?
- We just talked to you, Mr. Brad, about the noise.
- It's very noise quiet.
- But-
- Have you seen the new mowers they make these days?
Very, very loud.
I get old school model, soft, very soft.
- So you want to be arrested and want this criminal record?
- I'm ready to go ahead and put you in jail, bro.
I can't deal this no more.
- Huh, what do you want?
So I can get back to my work.
- We can't go home 'cause you making all this noise.
- I have to make the noise to create my dolls
so that I can make my customers very, very happy.
- Tell us more about these dolls.
- My dolls?
Oh yes well, you know some of them
for the individual pleasure, you understand?
I also make some great, great dolls for the bank system.
They may be a little bit evil, they may turn very dark,
but that is not my problem.
That is the bank's problem.
- So these robots are actually working in the banks?
- Oh yes, yes.
You don't expect them to hire a teller for everything.
You have to consolidate, you have to-
- This was making sense to me.
- Yes.
- We've been having problem with, with, with,
these your robots?
- Oh yes.
- You make them.
- I'm very proud of my robots.
(suspenseful music)
(door squeaking)
- What are you doing?
You're supposed to bring her around back?
Right through here.
Y'all don't worry, this is just our new bank teller.
(suspenseful music)
(wheels rattling)
- Hey, how do you program her?
- I don't know, I'm just a delivery guy.
- I have no idea what to do.
Does this work?
I guess not.
- Hello, I am Lexi.
- Well, hello Lexi.
- How are you today?
- Good, let me take you off this thing.
Okay, I need you to stand right here
and you have to greet the customers.
- Good morning.
How may I help you?
- No, you have to say, "Welcome to ABL."
- Welcome to ABL.
- So we doing this or what?
- Oh, you're here.
- Yeah.
- You're in?
- Sure.
- All right,
I got a guy inside that can give us what we need.
- After you.
- All right, let's go do this.
(knocking)
- Hey Turtle.
- Paul.
Man, how you doing?
- Great buddy, long time no see.
- It has been.
- You know how you said
if you could ever do anything for me, you would?
- Yeah.
- Well I need something.
- What you need, man?
- I need some guns.
- [Turtle] Some guns?
- Yeah.
- [Turtle] I thought you laid all that down.
- I did, man, but yeah, I,
I just need a couple of guns right now.
- [Turtle] What do you need 'em for?
- We're gonna rob a bank.
- Yeah, yeah, right.
We're gonna, we're gonna rob a bank.
- [Turtle] Okay.
Yeah, all right.
Well, what kind you need?
- I guess just a couple of handguns will work.
- Handguns?
Got some long guns if you need them.
- No, I think handguns would be okay.
- Okay, when do you need 'em?
- As soon as possible.
- Okay.
Today or-
- That'll work.
You got some here?
- I've got some.
Lemme grab 'em for you, see what you think about 'em.
- Okay.
Wow.
- [Turtle] I got these sweet babies here now.
- Sweet.
- Untraceable, right?
- [Turtle] Oh, 100%.
That's the only way I go.
- Okay.
Turtle, time's kind of hard right now, man,
but you know, I'll take care of you.
Can I pay you later?
- [Turtle] Yeah, of course you can.
Man, we've been knowing each other way back.
I trust you.
Just, you know, times are hard right now and everything.
Just whenever you get the money, just bring it back by.
- Okay.
- We'll make a plan later about how much.
- All right, I appreciate it, man.
- Yeah, man.
- Thank you.
- Don't be a stranger.
- Let's go rob a bank.
(laughing)
- I hope he's not serious.
Oh well.
- You do not understand,
the banks, they ask me to make the robots.
Once I make the robots, I make the robots very evil.
The robots cause trouble, I do not cause the trouble.
- Mr. Brad, that is considered conspiracy.
- Conspiracy, no.
- To a crime, yes.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- You can get 10 years for that.
- Do you did not hear me, just tell you.
I do not cause problems.
- But you know-
- Of the problems.
- Well, yes.
- What you make-
- I don't have enough time
to tell anybody about the problems, I'm working.
You, you think I have time to go talk
to everybody every time something goes bad?
No.
I make the robots and they do what they do
to the specifications of the banking industry,
plus a little bit of evil.
- But you knew they was going to be evil.
- The evil part, that what get me.
- But you knew this, Mr. Brad?
- Oh yes, of course.
- We got this.
(indistinct)
- It's a side effect.
- Yes, we gone-
- I could not prevent the evil
as much as you could prevent the evil.
- If you make it, you can prevent it.
- Right.
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
It's, it is the fluid, you understand?
It's why I'm trying to make new types of fluid.
I'm trying to make one type of fluid, very, very evil.
One type of fluid, only a little bit evil.
Right now, mid evil.
- Why are we making fluid for evil purpose anyway?
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
You see, it is going to be evil fluid, does not matter,
but maybe I make some that is not so evil.
- Mr. Brad, maybe-
- It does matter.
- If you do not let me get to my work,
it will only be very, very evil fluid.
- Maybe we should bring it down.
(indistinct)
- No, I'm trying to make not so evil fluid.
- No sir, we need-
- And perhaps some very evil fluid.
- But you-
- I have to be, be able to specify how evil it is.
- You've already created enough chaos already.
- We need you to stop.
- I do not create the chaos, the robots create it.
- We need you to stop.
- Who creates the robots?
- What?
I work on commission.
- Well, right now we, we going have,
we gonna have to ask you to seize all operations.
- Oh, I am sorry.
You may take my duct tape and leave.
Yes, I cannot work without my duct tape.
- Do you not see, I'm grabbing a badge?
- I cannot do anything without my duct tape, so-
- He wants you to take the duct tape.
- Yes, yes, yes, take the tools of my trade,
so I can no longer work.
- He wants you to take it.
I got this.
- See, he's smart one, his mother very proud.
- He got one more time to talk about my mother.
(mumbling)
Sim, I'll tell you, he gonna talk about my mother.
I, I, I, I'll tell you.
- Mr. Brad, we will have to seize all operations
and you will be arrested because we gave you a-
- And you got one more time to talk about my mother.
- While ago.
- I'm sure you have a very lovely mother
and she must be very proud of you.
This is the man who has trouble.
This is the man whose mother is only a little bit proud
because he is a good, big shiny cop with badge,
but he's not as educated as this man over here.
- That ain't nice neither.
- What banks are these located?
We know five.
- Yes.
- What's the main one that you got these in?
- Oh yes, Dick's Core Bank and Loan.
Yeah, I make very fine robots for Dick's Core Bank and Loan.
- Hmm, and how many there,
there's how many in, in each branch?
- Oh, one.
We have to replace all the tellers
and my robots can do the work of four tellers
by, just by themselves.
- They're evil tellers.
- Is they smart to do all that?
- Oh, very much smart.
- But if you program to be evil, then they're not smart.
- No, no, no, no, you do not understand.
They are very smart and evil.
- So-
- But only a little evil.
In the future.
- Mr. Brad, is this something you planned?
- I plan nothing, I do.
You must to understand, plan, plan, plan all day.
Some scientists plan, but other scientists do.
They put together things, they make it happen.
- Well, we gotta make you go to jail
and we're gonna make that happen.
Don't have it.
- Can you turn around sir
and put your hands behind your back?
- [Brad] Oh, I can.
Thank you, sir.
- You mean you turn around?
- Yeah, hands behind your back.
- [Brad] Oh, this way?
Oh, do you need, here.
Take, take, take, take my duct tape.
- Take the duct tape.
- Set it down in your place.
It won't be here when you come back, just set it down.
- I'll cover you.
Good, good.
- Hands behind your back, sir.
- Yes.
- Can you point it at him?
- [Brad] Okay, like this?
- Yes.
- I watch the movies, I see how this goes.
- Yes.
- How long will you have me, sir?
- Yes, yes, we, we'll have you
until we get everything resolved within-
- Ah, that will be very good.
- You got anything on you, sir?
- I will need you to send your man by my lab
twice every day.
They need to, I will write down instructions.
There's a certain mixing of chemicals
that needs to be done twice per day.
- Your lab probably be destroyed.
- Yeah, we got to-
- No, that would cause very bad problems.
- They're going to take 'em in, man.
- You say bye to that lab.
- Seize everything, seize everything.
- Goodbye lab.
(muffled chatter)
(wind blowing)
- I went out.
I got some masks.
- Some masks?
Masks, yes.
- I told you to get masks.
That, that's Halloween stuff.
- It was on sale.
- Oh.
Okay, okay, all right.
(subtle hip hop music)
(muffled chatter)
- Well, they're really gonna see us now.
- We're crossing the street.
You wanna get ran over before we make it to the bank?
Put it on.
(subtle hip hop music)
- You know how it goes.
- How's it go on?
- I don't know, there, this is not gonna fit me.
You know I'm a big guy.
Does it come loose?
- Make it work.
- It's got Velcro?
Okay, there you go.
(subtle hip hop music)
Here, help me.
You know I'm an old man.
- Can't you do anything by yourself?
- That's what your mom says.
Try to, try to have a good life for her.
This don't fit, I have to leave it open.
- Do whatever you gotta do.
(muffled chatter)
- What would you do without your dad?
Here, it goes like this.
(subtle hip hop music)
See, what would you do without your dad?
(subtle hip hop music)
Bandanas and masks?
- They go on your head.
Like-
- All right, we're gonna do this?
- Yeah sure, why not?
I don't see any other option, right?
- Right.
You know we look stupid, right?
- At least they won't know who we are.
That's all that matters, right?
- You bring a bag?
- Oh yeah.
- All right.
Where are you?
(muffled chatter)
All right, let's go do this.
(trunk slams)
(muffled chatter)
(suspenseful music)
- All right, this is a stick up!
- Everybody get on the ground!
- What?
- Where's everybody at?
(muffled shouting)
- What the hell's going on?
- Nobody here.
- What?
- Hey, I see something down there.
- What the hell is that?
- Hey lady!
- Sure that's a lady?
(plastic rattling)
- Hello!
(knocking)
Hey!
Give us your money!
- Hey lady, we're robbing the bank!
(knocking)
The hell is that?
- Welcome to Accessible Bank and Loan.
How may I help you today?
- We want all the money, we're robbing the bank.
- Would you like to make a withdrawal?
- Yes.
- Do you have your checking account information ready?
- No.
- We want all the money.
- Yeah, all that!
You see the boxes behind you?
That's ours, give it to us right here.
- I'm sorry, I cannot do that for you.
I will need to get some information from you
if you do not know your checking account.
- Lady, one more time, give us the money!
- I'm sorry, I would love to help you.
Are you asking about viewing a safety deposit box?
Because if so, you may view the,
you may view your safety deposit box
in this cubicle to your right.
- Get back there.
Sure, we'll, we'll come back there.
- I hope that helps.
(intense music)
- Dad.
- [Paul] What is it?
What?
What the hell?
Lady, what's going on over here?
What have you done?
- Good morning.
Welcome to ABL.
I don't like your face.
- I am so sorry.
- [Man] Really?
- Oh my gosh.
- Let me program her.
(shouting)
- [Man] Did you see that?
(muffled chatter)
(whimsical music)
- I hope you're having a nice day.
Have a nice day.
- Wait, wait, wait.
- Have a nice day.
- No!
No!
- [Lexi] Have a nice day.
(door shuts)
You can come out now.
- Where is everyone?
- Everyone has been eliminated.
- Are you serious?
What did you do?
- Everyone has been eliminated.
They are all dead.
- You're supposed to be a good teller.
- I am a good teller.
I'm also good at gardening.
I am also good at baking.
I am also good at telling nursery rhymes.
Would you like to hear one now?
- No, no, no.
- I disagree, I think you should hear one now.
Sit on the floor.
Good girl.
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a spider
that wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a bird.
How absurd to swallow a bird?
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old lady that swallowed a cat.
Fancy that to swallow a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old lady that swallowed a dog.
What a hog to swallow a dog?
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old lady that swallowed a cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow.
She swallowed the cow to catch the dog.
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a horse.
She died, of course.
The end.
Did you like that nursery rhyme?
- No.
- Then you deserve to die
just like the old lady who swallowed a fly.
- No.
Please, no, no.
- It is time for you to die now, good night.
- Let's just get out of here, come on.
- We gotta get the money.
- Screw the money.
- There's a ways, there's gotta be a way.
- Let's just get out here, come on.
- No, I gotta get the money.
(mumbling)
- Look at this.
- I don't care, we gotta get the money.
Stay here, I'll be back.
- What did you do?
- I terminated them.
- Why?
- It's what I do, it's what I am good at.
I am good at many things.
I am an excellent teller.
- Well, if you know what's good for you,
you better give us the money now!
- That's right, give us the money now!
- I'm sorry, would you like to make a withdrawal?
- Yes, all the money.
- Please fill out a checking account withdrawal.
- Stay there.
How do I open these?
- Answer him!
- I'm sorry, customers are not allowed to access our vaults.
- You just said if I wanted to access a safety deposit box
to come back.
I want the safety deposit boxes, all of them.
- The safety deposit viewing area
is located in the cubicle to your left.
You are in the wrong area.
You are not supposed to be back here.
(gun tapping)
- Whoa.
That's far enough.
What are y'all doing?
- Trying to rob a bank.
- Trying to rob the bank?
- Yeah, but she, yeah, yeah,
but she won't let us.
Look at that, look in the closet there.
Look, look, look at that door.
Look what she did.
If you ask me,
you got bigger problems than a little bank robbery.
That's far enough.
Whoa, that's far enough.
(grunting)
Dad, Dad!
- [Paul] What the?
What the hell's going on out there?
(grunting)
(gun shots firing)
(intense music)
(intense hip hop music)
(grunting)
- Dad!
Dad!
(intense music)
(grunting)
(gun shots firing)
(intense music)
- Stop, stop.
(intense music)
Dad!
- Hey, leave my son alone!
(intense music)
- What am I looking at?
- I am Lexi 5,000.
What are you?
- I am Bruno 242.
- Very nice.
What are you good at?
- I like arts and crafts.
- I'm good at baking, gardening
and I have just received an upgrade for bank telling
and of course, murdering people.
- That is quite impressive.
Can I get a reading from you?
- Of course.
(robots glitching)
- We are definitely compatible.
Shall we kill these two together?
- That sounds delightful.
- [Paul] What the hell happened?
- I told you.
(muffled chatter)
- I shot him right in the face.
What happened?
What was that?
(intense music)
(intense techno music)
- The tank works.
The only way to get in, there's a ladder in the back.
You go get in the tank, I will get this ready.
(intense techno music)
All right.
Okay, I think it's on him.
Here they come.
Hurry!
(intense techno music)
- Where do I fire at?
- It's ready.
There's a, there's a handle on the right.
When I say pull it, pull it.
Ready?
- [Stanley] Yeah.
(tank firing)
- [Paul] You got him!
You got him.
Yeah!
Well, let's go see if we can get money outta the bank now.
- We just blew the bank up, Dad.
I don't think we need to go back,
I think we need to get the hell out of here.
- Okay.
Let's go.
(subtle piano music)
- Hey man.
You okay?
Did it work out for you?
What's wrong with him?
(guns clanking)
(intense robotic whirring)
- Thanks for tuning in to watch Empty Gazes.
I hope you can get some sleep tonight.
It's pretty scary.
Man, it feels so good to be out here today.
Hope I make it out alive.
(intense hip hop music)
(intense hip hip music)
(intense hip hop music)