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Yeehaw!
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You sure no one's gonna
come in here?
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Uh, Easter ain't for a week.
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Plus, I think
I can take a church lady
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in hand in hand combat.
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You know I like to see that.
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Score!
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I thought
you gave up sweets for lent.
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I thought you gave up sex.
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Well, I still can.
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I'm not gonna show up
to prom with my boyfriend
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looking like
a busted can of biscuits.
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Put this on.
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I want you to fuck me
like some muffin type Jesus.
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I always knew
that I would lose my virginity
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in a church storage room.
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Gee!
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That's a freaky decoration,
man.
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What?
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You're scared
of this dead old thing?
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What was that?
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It was just a bunny, doofus.
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Aw! So cute.
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Oh, my Jesus!
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Hey, yo.
It's Lance. Leave a message.
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Hey.
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It's been over a week.
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Call me, text me.
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Anything.
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Just tell me you're alright.
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The hell, girl.
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I know Janet wasn't
the best hairdresser,
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but that doesn't mean you
can show up
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to the poor girl's funeral
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looking like
a half big buckle bunny.
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I'm not going.
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Uh, what?
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Why not?
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That poor Pinewood family,
those teenagers last week.
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Now Janet and her dog.
I'm just waiting for the call.
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Hey, hey. Nonsense.
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Lance is just on another one
of his benders
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probably picking up some KitKat
floozy at the Waffle Queen.
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Oh, sweetie, I'm kidding.
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Look, you're worried about Lance
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and I'm worried
about my best friend.
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-One is fine.
-Hmm. Well good.
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Then get dressed.
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Nothing to cheer girl up
like a funeral.
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And although
we don't understand
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why these attacks
keep happening,
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we must keep our faith
and stick together
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as a community.
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Thank you, Pastor.
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Fucking Marylou.
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As head of the church committee,
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I just wanted to say
that we are all heartbroken
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to hear the passing
of such a sweet, sweet soul.
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-Oh, and Janet.
-Such icons.
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But today is Good Friday,
so let's not get too bummed out.
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Okay? Now come on.
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That's not the enthusiasm
I'd expect
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the week of Easterpalooza!
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-Really?
-What?
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It's the only thing
this miserable town
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has to look forward to.
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We kick it off today
with the Good Friday Fish Fry.
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And, of course,
tomorrow is the bunny hop dance.
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And Sunday is the grand finale,
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the Easterpalooza,
Easter Egg Hunt.
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Please note
the parking lot is reserved
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for church committee
members only.
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Hey!
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And we all remember last year
when things went south,
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when a few rowdy children
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ruined the hunt
for the rest of us.
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As such, there'll be
a ten egg limit per child.
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Boo!
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You know, God is watching over
this Easter egg hunt.
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In fact, he's always watching.
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Seeking out the sinners
of the world,
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preparing his perfect justice.
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I know
I shouldn't be encouraging
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your downward spiral,
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but boy do I love to see
Marylou pissed off.
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But let's have some fun,
shall we?
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It's time to fish fry!
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Stop it!
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Did you know that fish
don't even have vocal chords?
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Kinda wish
Marylou didn't either.
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You need to stop
watching so many nature shows.
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No way!
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Really gets Jim and I
going during foreplay.
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Oh, my. Shh.
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Sorry. Holy water.
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Easterpalooza.
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Every year
it turns more into a circus.
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Come on, fish fry. Come on.
Save mommy a seat. Okay?
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Okay. Bye guys.
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I'll be right there.
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Come on. We gotta get to the
bread pudding before Marylou.
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I swear that woman
eats like a mammoth
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and somehow
never puts on a pound.
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I might just go home.
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Oh, hell no!
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We're not gonna let Lance
run Easter for us.
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We're gonna fish fry.
We're gonna bunny hop.
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And on Sunday we're gonna find
some damn eggs because it's fun.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Christ will rise again, Jeanie,
and so will Lance.
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You'll see.
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Hi, y'all
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Sally, go get the punch bowl.
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-Okay?
-Okay.
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Annie Sue.
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What a touchy eulogy.
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Janet looked so beautiful
in her casket.
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Someone else
must have done her hair for one.
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You're bad.
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Jeanie! It's the funniest thing.
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You know,
I thought I heard you making
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disrespectful sounds
while I was speaking earlier.
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Me? Disrespectful?
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Um...
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we better go check on our kids.
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Come on, honey.
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Even though you two were
too busy to help out this year,
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I think it's gonna be
the best Easter yet.
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Which is a good thing
'cause Annie Sue over here
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is gunning for my position
as head of the church committee.
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I hate you
so much you stupid cow.
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Oh, not as much as I hate you.
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Oh, she's fun.
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So where's that tall,
handsome glass of bourbon
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that you call a husband?
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No! Jeanie!
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Oh, no. He's left you. Oh.
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Bless your heart. Wow.
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You two used to be the dream
couple back in high school.
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Funny how life turns out,
isn't it?
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Well, if you're ever lonely,
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you are always welcome
at Funko nights.
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Do not show up
without an appetizer.
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There's my wifey. Hey, honey.
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I'm the luckiest girl
in the world.
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You're so sweet it makes me fit.
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How's it going, Eugene?
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It's going alright.
I can't complain none.
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And business
has been doing great
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ever since
the Pinewood course shut down.
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But Jeanie, something's been
ticking me off today.
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Yeah?
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I've had this piece of food
stuck in my teeth all day,
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and I've been poking at it
and poking at it with my tongue
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and the darn thing
doesn't seem wanna budge none.
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I just love to hear you
talk and talk
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-and talk and talk and talk.
-Mm.
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Holy jumped up
bald headed Jesus paling me.
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I'm so sorry, honey.
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I'm just all elbows
no forearm today.
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Oh, geez.
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Oh, it's fine, Eugene.
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It's not like I've been planning
this outfit all freaking year!
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Sally!
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Man, it's gonna put me
in timeout for weeks.
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Give me your sweater.
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You want any other parts
of my outfit?
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That's a good thing about
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your husband leaving,
eh, Jeanie?
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You don't have to deal
with man's nonsense.
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Hello! Earth to Jeanie.
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Um, yeah.
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Space Cadet.
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Who's ready
for fish fry?
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Do you know how much it costs
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to replace
a stained glass window?
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Cost me a chat with Marylou.
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Hello?
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Yeah.
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I'll be right there.
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Hey! Jeanie!
What's going on?
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Mrs. Cooper.
This your husband's car?
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It is. Where's Lance?
Is he okay?
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I was hoping you could tell me.
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Any idea where he was headed?
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I couldn't say.
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Been around here for miles.
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Looks to me
like a drunken joy ride.
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You wouldn't say that
if you knew Lance.
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Man is completely joyless.
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When's the last time
you saw him?
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Last Thursday night.
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Hmm. Same night
those kids got killed.
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What happened here?
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My guess is a bear
by the size of it.
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Unreal. I mean...
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Miracle he was able
to walk away from it.
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However, walking away
makes this a hit and run.
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That's a crime in all 50 states.
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My husband's not a criminal.
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I think he's in trouble.
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I think your
husband is the trouble.
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That said, I'm gonna need you
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to follow me on down
to the station.
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Uh-huh. Sure, no problem.
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Good.
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Don't worry, Mrs. Cooper.
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Lance will come home.
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Either on his own accord
or in shackles.
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Ma'am.
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Hey, we'll find him Jeanie.
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Okay?
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"In shackles."
I'll shackle him.
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I know more about handcuffs
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than that smoked piece
of applewood whatever could.
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I'm sporting
applewood right now.
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Sam, we almost
peppered your dumbass.
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Oh, we still can!
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Y'all looking for Lance, right?
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You know where he is?
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In a manner of speaking,
this ain't no fender bender.
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No, ma'am.
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This here is supernatural.
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Oh, here we go.
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Jeanie, don't listen
to a single thing
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this fucking
Looney Tunes has to say.
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It ain't what I have to say
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is what I got to show.
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Je-- Jeanie, no!
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Hey! If he shows us his nut sack
I'm ripping it off.
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Goddammit, Sam!
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Look at that.
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What the fucking fuck?
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Jackalope, baby! Woo!
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Yes siree.
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The great horned rabbit.
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Attracted to whiskey,
repelled by stove pipes.
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150 years ago this town
was ridded of its evil.
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Now he has returned.
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Lepus cornutus.
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Lance's car,
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it was covered in fur
and blood and--
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Exactly.
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And my bet is
when we find that jackalope...
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we gonna find Lance.
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Okay. Say you're right--
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Seriously, Jeanie,
you're gonna believe a guy
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who wallpapered
his double wide with tin foil?
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I don't know what to believe.
People are dying all over town.
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There's fucking
giant bunny prints.
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And I found
this in my husband's car.
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Sam, focus. How do we find it?
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We gotta figure out
who he is first.
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Them jackalopes
is a shape shifter,
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like a werewolf.
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Human one moment--
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-Bunny deer the next?
-Bingo gringo.
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Okay, I can't believe
I'm even asking this,
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but how does one become
a jackalope, Sam?
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Same way anything
becomes anything else, Carol.
261
00:17:16,538 --> 00:17:20,073
Vampires, werewolves,
it has to come from a bite.
262
00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:22,042
So, it bites you and then--
263
00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:24,344
Nuh, you have to bite it.
264
00:17:24,712 --> 00:17:27,815
Who the hell
is biting a jackalope?
265
00:17:30,552 --> 00:17:32,452
Someone juicing for power...
266
00:17:33,955 --> 00:17:37,090
glory and the intoxicating
feeling of becoming
267
00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:39,226
something greater than human.
268
00:17:41,663 --> 00:17:44,666
And he ain't gonna stop until
he's satisfied hims blood lust.
269
00:17:44,799 --> 00:17:47,134
Soon, every rabbit
within 20 miles gonna
270
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,736
be at his beck and call.
271
00:17:48,903 --> 00:17:50,872
A fucking bunny army?
272
00:17:51,005 --> 00:17:52,372
We have to team up.
273
00:17:52,540 --> 00:17:55,043
Form a posse
and pray that when we find him,
274
00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:56,778
he ain't smarter than us.
275
00:17:56,911 --> 00:18:00,314
Well, if us include you,
that won't be a challenge.
276
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,316
Come on, Jeanie,
we gotta go meet the sheriff.
277
00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:05,152
- Yeehaw.
- Get down!
278
00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:08,690
What was that?
279
00:18:08,823 --> 00:18:09,991
I knew it.
280
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:11,693
The jackalope
has come for us all.
281
00:18:11,859 --> 00:18:13,561
We're done for!
282
00:18:13,728 --> 00:18:15,295
Save yourselves!
283
00:18:15,897 --> 00:18:17,031
-Sam!
-Wait!
284
00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:18,866
- Sam!
- Yeehaw.
285
00:18:25,039 --> 00:18:26,941
Jeanie. Jeanie.
286
00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:35,415
Thank God.
287
00:18:36,884 --> 00:18:40,153
This little guy's not joining
any bunny army, is he?
288
00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:45,125
Just fucking throw something!
289
00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:52,165
Holy fucking shit, Carol.
290
00:18:57,404 --> 00:18:58,873
Oh, my God.
291
00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:14,889
Shh..
292
00:19:51,159 --> 00:19:53,661
What the fuck, Jeanie!
293
00:19:53,828 --> 00:19:55,063
I killed it.
294
00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:57,431
Let's just put it down.
295
00:19:58,231 --> 00:20:00,233
Put it--
296
00:20:02,003 --> 00:20:04,806
We gotta go to the sheriff.
We gotta tell him.
297
00:20:04,939 --> 00:20:06,607
Tell him what, Carol?
298
00:20:06,774 --> 00:20:09,644
That my husband's been abducted
by a giant furry rabbit?
299
00:20:09,777 --> 00:20:12,279
And I just-- just killed
one of its demon minions?
300
00:20:12,446 --> 00:20:13,413
Fair point.
301
00:20:15,049 --> 00:20:18,186
Carol, Sam said
that it attacked the town
302
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:20,220
150 years ago.
303
00:20:20,755 --> 00:20:23,223
The only thing
in town that old is the church.
304
00:20:23,691 --> 00:20:25,392
That's where
those kids got killed.
305
00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:28,196
The first attack. Of course.
306
00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:30,798
Carol, if there's answers,
307
00:20:30,965 --> 00:20:32,332
they're gonna be there.
308
00:20:32,533 --> 00:20:36,037
So if this maniac is right
and there is a jackalope,
309
00:20:36,170 --> 00:20:38,806
that doesn't mean you can
just go fucking with the law.
310
00:20:38,973 --> 00:20:40,240
Fuck the law!
311
00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:41,676
Lance is missing.
312
00:20:41,809 --> 00:20:43,211
And the only way
we're gonna find him
313
00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:44,344
is through the jackalope.
314
00:20:44,912 --> 00:20:48,281
Now you're either
with me or you ain't.
315
00:20:51,919 --> 00:20:53,420
Shit, Jeanie!
316
00:20:55,990 --> 00:20:57,257
You know, fuck it!
317
00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:58,793
We've already shared
everything else in life.
318
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:01,596
We might as well share
a prison cell too.
319
00:21:02,329 --> 00:21:03,598
That's my girl.
320
00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:08,669
-Now take me to church.
-Seriously?
321
00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:10,571
Shut up.
322
00:21:13,875 --> 00:21:17,044
Go, go, go. Go, go.
323
00:21:31,125 --> 00:21:33,661
Poor horny, dead kids.
324
00:21:35,530 --> 00:21:37,732
Ooh, cotton candy!
325
00:21:37,899 --> 00:21:39,634
Hey, focus!
326
00:21:39,767 --> 00:21:42,236
We're here to get clues
to help find Lance.
327
00:21:42,737 --> 00:21:44,872
Who's to say
cotton candy ain't a clue?
328
00:21:49,577 --> 00:21:51,646
Hey, look at this.
329
00:21:52,013 --> 00:21:55,482
Ooh, musty and crusty.
330
00:22:06,260 --> 00:22:08,495
Agnes Turner.
331
00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:11,331
Listen to this.
332
00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:13,366
"Dearest Lord,
333
00:22:13,534 --> 00:22:16,971
my poor sweet children
are riddled with the pox.
334
00:22:17,638 --> 00:22:20,107
Each day short and precious.
335
00:22:20,808 --> 00:22:23,578
Easter is but a week away
336
00:22:23,744 --> 00:22:26,446
and I'd do anything
to make it special for them.
337
00:22:27,248 --> 00:22:29,517
I confess...
338
00:22:29,650 --> 00:22:33,054
I've bartered my soul to Satan."
339
00:22:34,555 --> 00:22:36,524
Shit, that's
a good mom right there.
340
00:22:42,063 --> 00:22:43,898
Oh, Goddammit!
341
00:22:44,031 --> 00:22:48,236
Someone really is snacking
on 19th century taxidermy.
342
00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:50,638
Oh, Jesus savior, pardon me.
343
00:22:50,805 --> 00:22:53,007
Sam, I will never
doubt you again.
344
00:22:53,140 --> 00:22:54,542
Maybe.
345
00:22:55,243 --> 00:22:58,411
Carol, the Easterpalooza.
346
00:22:58,579 --> 00:23:00,281
Everyone's gonna be together.
347
00:23:00,413 --> 00:23:03,084
-We've gotta go get help.
-Cops?
348
00:23:03,551 --> 00:23:05,452
Better.
349
00:23:08,923 --> 00:23:11,125
You-- You should have
seen it, Phil.
350
00:23:11,292 --> 00:23:15,263
I-- I fought that creature off
with my bare hands, man.
351
00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:16,564
Fur and blood
352
00:23:16,731 --> 00:23:19,466
and viscera everywhere.
353
00:23:19,634 --> 00:23:21,302
I made the ladies
354
00:23:21,434 --> 00:23:24,071
wet with gratitude.
355
00:23:24,238 --> 00:23:26,807
That is until they...
356
00:23:26,941 --> 00:23:28,643
succumbed to the beast's fury.
357
00:23:28,809 --> 00:23:31,812
Well, I'm sure
it was a sight to see.
358
00:23:36,183 --> 00:23:37,785
By the beard of St. Peter.
359
00:23:37,919 --> 00:23:40,888
Surprised to see us
alive, boy?
360
00:23:42,790 --> 00:23:44,926
Whiskey is on the house
361
00:23:45,059 --> 00:23:47,762
for bringing
this weasel down a notch.
362
00:23:48,262 --> 00:23:49,864
Hey, Jeanie, check this out.
363
00:23:49,997 --> 00:23:52,465
Very cool, Phil.
364
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:54,402
Oh, Mr. Mayor.
365
00:23:54,535 --> 00:23:57,505
Just the scumbag
we were hoping to see.
366
00:23:57,638 --> 00:24:00,041
Ladies, to what do I owe
this pleasure?
367
00:24:00,174 --> 00:24:01,208
Hi, Lou.
368
00:24:01,375 --> 00:24:03,244
Oh, Lou, is it?
369
00:24:03,678 --> 00:24:06,013
We're here
as concerned citizens.
370
00:24:06,180 --> 00:24:07,181
Oh, I see.
371
00:24:07,648 --> 00:24:09,817
I-- we think
372
00:24:09,951 --> 00:24:12,186
you should seriously
consider postponing
373
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:13,888
the Easterpalooza this year.
374
00:24:19,694 --> 00:24:20,795
That's a good one.
375
00:24:20,928 --> 00:24:22,363
Thank you for that. I needed it.
376
00:24:22,530 --> 00:24:25,032
Now come on.
Join me for a drink. Hmm?
377
00:24:25,199 --> 00:24:26,434
I'm serious, Lou.
378
00:24:26,801 --> 00:24:29,337
People are dying,
there's no time for a party.
379
00:24:29,503 --> 00:24:31,739
Goddammit!
380
00:24:31,906 --> 00:24:33,674
Ladies, ladies,
I hear what you're saying,
381
00:24:33,808 --> 00:24:36,043
but people die every day.
382
00:24:36,210 --> 00:24:38,879
I mean, Walburg Easter
only happens once a year.
383
00:24:39,313 --> 00:24:40,648
Look at this.
384
00:24:41,115 --> 00:24:43,684
-Jeanie...
-The jackalope.
385
00:24:44,251 --> 00:24:48,022
It's doing the same thing
it did 150 years ago.
386
00:24:48,155 --> 00:24:49,457
That's folklore.
387
00:24:49,623 --> 00:24:51,692
Something we used to get the,
uh, tourists into town.
388
00:24:51,826 --> 00:24:54,195
Now, look, I'm off the clock,
trying to enjoy a drink.
389
00:24:54,328 --> 00:24:55,663
Why don't you just--
390
00:24:55,830 --> 00:24:58,199
Lance is missing
and I'm really fucking worried.
391
00:24:58,366 --> 00:25:01,435
And I'd appreciate if you looked
at the Goddamn photo.
392
00:25:01,602 --> 00:25:03,471
Oopsie.
393
00:25:03,938 --> 00:25:06,173
I'm sorry about Lance.
394
00:25:06,574 --> 00:25:07,908
I truly am.
395
00:25:09,176 --> 00:25:11,379
But now it's not
the time or the place
396
00:25:11,545 --> 00:25:12,580
to be starting trouble.
397
00:25:13,147 --> 00:25:15,916
It's Easterpalooza.
And besides it's, uh--
398
00:25:16,050 --> 00:25:17,952
- Election year?
- Selfish prick.
399
00:25:18,085 --> 00:25:21,222
Seriously,
you're not gonna help me?
400
00:25:24,125 --> 00:25:25,192
No.
401
00:25:27,862 --> 00:25:30,097
Well, thank you, Mr. Mayor,
402
00:25:30,264 --> 00:25:34,235
for solidifying my repulsion
for local government.
403
00:25:40,274 --> 00:25:42,643
Ta-da!
404
00:25:48,549 --> 00:25:51,018
Another successful fish fry.
405
00:25:51,152 --> 00:25:53,854
No one even noticed
they was frozen fish sticks
406
00:25:54,021 --> 00:25:55,322
from the Food Mart.
407
00:25:55,489 --> 00:25:58,426
And no one even
noticed your Botox, Annie Sue.
408
00:25:58,592 --> 00:25:59,794
Maybe by next Easter,
409
00:25:59,927 --> 00:26:01,429
eyebrows will be able
to move again.
410
00:26:05,166 --> 00:26:07,401
Now go feed
Big Jackie before you leave.
411
00:26:07,568 --> 00:26:10,237
He must be hand fed,
he doesn't eat off the ground
412
00:26:10,404 --> 00:26:13,407
unlike you,
you dirty, dirty tramp.
413
00:26:15,544 --> 00:26:16,977
I may be a tramp,
414
00:26:17,111 --> 00:26:19,447
but at least I don't covet
thy neighbor's husband.
415
00:26:19,780 --> 00:26:22,450
Pretty sure
that's one of the big ten.
416
00:26:32,927 --> 00:26:36,163
Everything's in there.
Change of clothes, toothbrush.
417
00:26:36,330 --> 00:26:39,200
I put some coconut water
and fries in there for Jeanie
418
00:26:39,333 --> 00:26:42,436
and a couple of extra batteries
in case you miss me tonight.
419
00:26:42,571 --> 00:26:43,938
Thanks, babe.
420
00:26:44,071 --> 00:26:45,706
I know tonight
was supposed to be our--
421
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:47,274
Don't worry about it.
422
00:26:47,441 --> 00:26:48,577
You and Jeanie are on a mission.
423
00:26:48,976 --> 00:26:51,112
Whatever you need to do, do it.
424
00:26:51,479 --> 00:26:52,813
Well, promise me
you and the kids
425
00:26:52,947 --> 00:26:54,782
will stay inside tonight.
426
00:26:55,683 --> 00:26:56,851
You want my club?
427
00:26:56,984 --> 00:26:59,120
You know, for protection?
428
00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:01,188
For entertainment?
429
00:27:01,655 --> 00:27:05,226
You dirty, dirty caveman.
430
00:27:07,628 --> 00:27:11,198
What? No!
431
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:14,468
Oh, Sally,
you're a miracle worker.
432
00:27:15,102 --> 00:27:18,038
God bless you.
433
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:21,742
We got Carrot Cake.
434
00:27:21,909 --> 00:27:23,410
Delicious.
435
00:27:23,578 --> 00:27:25,946
No! Carrot Cake.
436
00:27:26,313 --> 00:27:28,949
Hello, most renowned
Easter theme band
437
00:27:29,083 --> 00:27:30,751
west of the Mississippi?
438
00:27:31,218 --> 00:27:33,287
-They're legends.
-Holy pastrami.
439
00:27:33,420 --> 00:27:35,022
That's good news, baby.
440
00:27:35,624 --> 00:27:36,924
I'm just so relieved
441
00:27:37,091 --> 00:27:38,692
that everything
is coming together.
442
00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:41,428
Things have been so stressful
ever since Annie Sue
443
00:27:41,596 --> 00:27:43,998
started running against me
on the church committee.
444
00:27:44,398 --> 00:27:45,733
Honey bunny,
445
00:27:45,900 --> 00:27:47,801
you know, I hate it
when you're stressed out.
446
00:27:47,935 --> 00:27:49,470
You know, your happiness...
447
00:27:50,171 --> 00:27:52,773
that's my number one
priority in life.
448
00:27:52,907 --> 00:27:54,175
Lotion.
449
00:27:54,576 --> 00:27:55,676
Yes, ma'am.
450
00:27:56,076 --> 00:27:57,211
You hear about Jeanie?
451
00:27:57,344 --> 00:28:00,080
Sounds like
Lance left her for good.
452
00:28:00,214 --> 00:28:02,383
I know.
It's just so sad, isn't it?
453
00:28:02,517 --> 00:28:05,119
But you know, Jeanie,
she's a very pretty girl
454
00:28:05,252 --> 00:28:07,755
and I'm sure all them stags
are gonna be lining up
455
00:28:07,888 --> 00:28:11,025
trying to stampede
her pasturelands, oh!
456
00:28:13,595 --> 00:28:14,962
I beg your pardon?
457
00:28:15,129 --> 00:28:17,998
Nowhere near
as beautiful as you, Marylou.
458
00:28:18,132 --> 00:28:21,468
That's right.
Now off to bed with you.
459
00:28:22,571 --> 00:28:24,038
Yes, ma'am.
460
00:28:24,805 --> 00:28:27,241
-Good night.
-Nighty night.
461
00:28:29,476 --> 00:28:30,477
Ow!
462
00:28:30,645 --> 00:28:32,746
Good girl, Pooky.
463
00:28:50,364 --> 00:28:51,966
Lancelot,
464
00:28:52,132 --> 00:28:55,202
come and find your Guinevere.
465
00:29:03,911 --> 00:29:06,013
Mrs. Cooper, you never
showed up at the station.
466
00:29:06,146 --> 00:29:07,982
Please call me back
immediately.
467
00:29:08,115 --> 00:29:10,851
I promise you don't
want me to come look--
468
00:29:11,819 --> 00:29:14,788
Okay, Miss Outlaw McGee,
469
00:29:14,955 --> 00:29:17,124
sing me a bedtime lullaby
with your guitar.
470
00:29:17,791 --> 00:29:20,060
Music just makes me sad now.
471
00:29:20,761 --> 00:29:23,097
Lance wished
I never stopped playing.
472
00:29:25,132 --> 00:29:28,302
Hey,
we're gonna find him, Jeanie.
473
00:29:28,969 --> 00:29:32,873
Maybe there's something
in this old hag's diary.
474
00:29:36,043 --> 00:29:38,379
"Dearest Lord,"
475
00:29:38,513 --> 00:29:39,913
oh, blah, blah, blah.
476
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:42,751
"Sick kids, blah, blah, blah."
477
00:29:42,916 --> 00:29:46,387
Oh, "I bartered my soul to Satan
478
00:29:46,521 --> 00:29:49,323
so the true
Easter Bunny can come
479
00:29:49,456 --> 00:29:53,227
and bring joy
to my sick children
480
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:55,863
before they wither to dust."
481
00:29:56,263 --> 00:29:58,700
-Holy shit!
-I know.
482
00:29:58,832 --> 00:29:59,967
That got dark fast.
483
00:30:00,134 --> 00:30:01,935
Do you know what this means?
484
00:30:02,069 --> 00:30:04,972
Yeah, thank God
for the smallpox vaccine.
485
00:30:05,372 --> 00:30:07,875
Agnes got what
she bargained for, Carol.
486
00:30:08,275 --> 00:30:11,579
This could be the diary
of the first jackalope.
487
00:30:15,916 --> 00:30:18,687
Our town is at last free.
488
00:30:20,689 --> 00:30:24,091
We must pray
our descendants take heed.
489
00:30:24,258 --> 00:30:27,394
Lest this jackalope,
lest this creature...
490
00:30:28,329 --> 00:30:31,298
reawakens,
and condemn this world...
491
00:30:32,767 --> 00:30:34,034
to...
492
00:30:35,035 --> 00:30:36,671
a bloody Easter.
493
00:30:43,611 --> 00:30:46,046
Agnes, you freaky bitch!
494
00:30:46,180 --> 00:30:47,948
And now someone in this town
495
00:30:48,082 --> 00:30:51,085
is locked on her face
like a piece of jerky?
496
00:30:52,152 --> 00:30:54,522
Well, that's obviously Marylou.
497
00:30:54,689 --> 00:30:55,724
Come on.
498
00:30:55,889 --> 00:30:59,226
I'm serious. Marylou is Satan.
499
00:30:59,393 --> 00:31:01,362
Her and her church committee
500
00:31:01,495 --> 00:31:03,798
totally burned down
that Frosty Freeze
501
00:31:03,964 --> 00:31:05,667
for staying open
late on Sundays.
502
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:08,603
She tried to steal Lance
from you back in high school.
503
00:31:08,770 --> 00:31:11,939
Oh, and I still have that scar
from her Tupperware party.
504
00:31:12,072 --> 00:31:13,641
All very true.
505
00:31:13,808 --> 00:31:15,710
But do you really think she's
going around killing people?
506
00:31:16,678 --> 00:31:20,481
Marylou could
definitely kill people.
507
00:31:20,981 --> 00:31:23,518
Nerve that bitch!
508
00:31:24,519 --> 00:31:25,620
Here, eat.
509
00:31:25,787 --> 00:31:29,691
Fucking stupid
fat little piece of vermin.
510
00:31:30,124 --> 00:31:33,160
Yee-haw!
511
00:31:46,808 --> 00:31:48,142
Eat, dammit!
512
00:31:48,610 --> 00:31:49,644
I hate you.
513
00:31:50,244 --> 00:31:51,945
And your stupid mom.
514
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:57,184
I fucking hate Easter,
Church Committee.
515
00:31:57,317 --> 00:31:59,920
I hate you
and your filthy little paws.
516
00:32:03,157 --> 00:32:05,560
Fuck you! Fuck you!
517
00:32:40,595 --> 00:32:42,162
Marylou!
518
00:35:01,335 --> 00:35:03,470
Jeanie.
519
00:35:06,708 --> 00:35:08,175
Jeanie.
520
00:35:08,977 --> 00:35:10,377
Jeanie.
521
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:15,449
Jeanie! Jeanie!
522
00:35:24,424 --> 00:35:26,094
Jeanie! Jeanie!
523
00:35:26,226 --> 00:35:28,730
God, you scared
the shot outta me.
524
00:35:30,464 --> 00:35:33,067
Lance, he was--
525
00:35:35,803 --> 00:35:36,838
Never mind.
526
00:35:37,538 --> 00:35:39,540
We gotta go find Marylou.
527
00:35:40,575 --> 00:35:43,443
My daddy says the best way
to keep out a serial killer
528
00:35:43,578 --> 00:35:45,713
is a solution,
three parts pig blood,
529
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:47,280
one part ammonia.
530
00:35:47,414 --> 00:35:49,684
Ladies, we did not allocate
time for dilly dallying.
531
00:35:49,817 --> 00:35:52,920
-But I am so scared.
-Then why are you smiling?
532
00:35:53,087 --> 00:35:54,622
This is just my face.
533
00:35:57,659 --> 00:35:59,861
Another attack. Who was it?
534
00:35:59,994 --> 00:36:01,361
It was Annie Sue.
535
00:36:03,898 --> 00:36:05,432
Thank God. I mean--
536
00:36:05,566 --> 00:36:07,602
You ain't
the only one celebrating.
537
00:36:10,237 --> 00:36:12,339
Uh, hey, Sally.
538
00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:14,709
Where's your other half?
539
00:36:14,842 --> 00:36:17,879
Marylou comes and goes
as she pleases, but it's fine.
540
00:36:18,012 --> 00:36:20,347
I don't mind doing all
the work for none of the credit.
541
00:36:23,951 --> 00:36:25,753
Speak of the devil-lope.
542
00:36:26,988 --> 00:36:28,422
Look at this.
543
00:36:28,589 --> 00:36:31,626
Oh, Sally,
you've done a wonderful job.
544
00:36:33,061 --> 00:36:34,962
Padlock is on, honey.
545
00:36:35,429 --> 00:36:37,230
Hi, girls.
546
00:36:37,865 --> 00:36:39,734
Hi, Marylou.
I came to talk to you.
547
00:36:39,867 --> 00:36:41,569
Is this about
the bunny hop dance?
548
00:36:41,736 --> 00:36:43,571
I noticed you haven't
bought tickets yet.
549
00:36:43,738 --> 00:36:46,574
No, this is about where you were
when those kids died
550
00:36:46,741 --> 00:36:48,843
or where you were
when the Pinewood family pa--
551
00:36:48,976 --> 00:36:52,245
I was here planning
the biggest event of the year,
552
00:36:52,412 --> 00:36:55,116
which some psychopath
is determined to destroy.
553
00:36:55,248 --> 00:36:56,450
And Annie Sue?
554
00:36:56,584 --> 00:36:58,753
I don't like
what you're implying.
555
00:37:00,287 --> 00:37:03,057
Honey. Honey bunny...
556
00:37:03,191 --> 00:37:04,792
You know what, Jeanie,
557
00:37:04,926 --> 00:37:07,128
maybe you should spend a little
less time playing detective
558
00:37:07,294 --> 00:37:10,598
and a little more time saving
that failing marriage of yours.
559
00:37:10,765 --> 00:37:14,602
Lest Lance comes
looking for greener pastures.
560
00:37:15,737 --> 00:37:17,337
You know what, Marylou?
561
00:37:18,305 --> 00:37:20,742
You're right. Carol.
562
00:37:24,377 --> 00:37:25,680
Shit!
563
00:37:25,847 --> 00:37:28,448
Do you think
you can get me juice box or--
564
00:37:28,583 --> 00:37:32,252
or that kind of fruit cup?
565
00:37:32,385 --> 00:37:34,088
Maybe I could make it.
566
00:37:34,222 --> 00:37:35,623
My girls.
567
00:37:44,165 --> 00:37:45,432
Well, something tells me
568
00:37:45,633 --> 00:37:47,467
we ain't gonna be
wrapping Easter presents.
569
00:37:47,602 --> 00:37:49,070
We're gonna get that ninja.
570
00:37:49,436 --> 00:37:52,073
Sweet. Yeah, super normal.
571
00:37:52,405 --> 00:37:55,042
And you never thought my nature
shows would come in handy.
572
00:37:55,176 --> 00:37:57,879
Shh! Here she comes! Get down!
573
00:38:24,172 --> 00:38:26,406
Now!
574
00:38:30,111 --> 00:38:33,047
- Where's my husband, rabbit?
- I ain't no rabbit.
575
00:38:33,181 --> 00:38:34,682
Prove it, bunny bitch!
576
00:38:34,849 --> 00:38:36,984
We hunt the same game.
577
00:38:37,652 --> 00:38:39,520
Now put
those scissors down, Jeanie,
578
00:38:39,687 --> 00:38:42,590
before I alter your ass
like a loose patching gown.
579
00:38:44,625 --> 00:38:47,427
-Megan Jennings?
-In the flesh.
580
00:38:47,562 --> 00:38:49,297
I thought you moved to Wyoming.
581
00:38:49,462 --> 00:38:50,698
I also heard you're vegan now.
582
00:38:50,865 --> 00:38:52,834
And you know what else is vegan?
Rabbits!
583
00:38:52,967 --> 00:38:54,735
I came back
to kill that motherfucker.
584
00:38:54,869 --> 00:38:57,738
But if y'all wanna
stand in my way, go right ahead.
585
00:38:57,872 --> 00:38:59,974
I ain't got no problem
starting with the both of you.
586
00:39:00,107 --> 00:39:03,443
Oh, Miss Teen Walburg
over here talking shit.
587
00:39:23,865 --> 00:39:26,133
Come with me
if you cottontails wanna live.
588
00:39:26,634 --> 00:39:28,302
-Uh-huh.
-Whatever you say.
589
00:39:28,468 --> 00:39:29,704
Yeah, okay.
590
00:39:34,742 --> 00:39:38,512
You sure have a lot of
weaponry for a pageant queen.
591
00:39:38,679 --> 00:39:40,214
I'm not that girl anymore.
592
00:39:40,380 --> 00:39:43,718
I'm the warrior who's gonna help
save this piece of shit town.
593
00:39:44,451 --> 00:39:45,853
Sorry, pumpkin, I was wondering
594
00:39:46,020 --> 00:39:48,122
if your friends
were gonna stay for dinner.
595
00:39:48,256 --> 00:39:50,024
Sloppy Joes and Tots.
596
00:39:51,792 --> 00:39:53,995
Real family of warriors you got.
597
00:39:54,128 --> 00:39:55,395
I'm adopted.
598
00:39:56,330 --> 00:39:58,900
So Miss Town Savior...
599
00:39:59,466 --> 00:40:01,068
you know who the jackalope is?
600
00:40:01,202 --> 00:40:02,536
Negative.
601
00:40:02,904 --> 00:40:04,672
They might not even know
what they are yet.
602
00:40:04,839 --> 00:40:08,676
Young jackalopes are prone
to memory loss and confusion.
603
00:40:08,843 --> 00:40:10,244
Who wants Bagel Bites?
604
00:40:10,378 --> 00:40:12,847
-Oh, I love Bagel Bites!
-Privacy!
605
00:40:12,980 --> 00:40:16,584
Wha-- Monster shows up
and there's no time for a snack?
606
00:40:18,485 --> 00:40:20,988
Thank you, sir.
607
00:40:22,723 --> 00:40:24,025
Don't make a difference to me.
608
00:40:24,158 --> 00:40:26,894
A monster's a monster
and I'm gonna kill it.
609
00:40:27,061 --> 00:40:30,430
Then you can have another foot
for your creepy blood necklace.
610
00:40:30,564 --> 00:40:31,832
Where'd you get the foot?
611
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:33,834
-A jackalope.
-Obviously.
612
00:40:33,968 --> 00:40:36,637
-I mean when? Recently?
-Summer. Why?
613
00:40:36,771 --> 00:40:37,905
Jackalope has half a foot
614
00:40:38,072 --> 00:40:39,774
then maybe it does
in human form.
615
00:40:39,907 --> 00:40:41,175
Wow.
616
00:40:41,342 --> 00:40:44,011
Really gonna have to
start from scratch for you two.
617
00:40:44,178 --> 00:40:46,113
Its limbs regenerate.
618
00:40:46,814 --> 00:40:48,282
One could be smaller
than the other
619
00:40:48,448 --> 00:40:50,785
if it's still growing,
but that's a long shot.
620
00:40:50,918 --> 00:40:53,187
Well, then maybe
the person we're looking for
621
00:40:53,321 --> 00:40:54,588
has half a foot.
622
00:40:55,890 --> 00:40:57,490
It certainly would be easier
to kill it
623
00:40:57,658 --> 00:40:59,126
-in its human form.
-Well, then that's it.
624
00:40:59,293 --> 00:41:04,298
- That's what we look for.
- This is fun.
625
00:41:04,432 --> 00:41:07,500
Guess where every Walburgonian
is gonna be tonight?
626
00:41:08,102 --> 00:41:09,203
No.
627
00:41:10,438 --> 00:41:13,207
Looks like we're going
to the bunny hop dance, ladies.
628
00:41:29,457 --> 00:41:32,560
Please welcome the fabulous,
629
00:41:32,727 --> 00:41:35,663
the irresistible
630
00:41:35,830 --> 00:41:38,466
Miss Beatrice Bunny.
631
00:41:45,773 --> 00:41:49,176
That is one sexy bunny.
632
00:41:52,013 --> 00:41:53,681
Do you honeys know
what time it is?
633
00:41:53,848 --> 00:41:56,784
It's time for bunny hop!
634
00:42:23,377 --> 00:42:25,446
Play the piano.
635
00:42:27,214 --> 00:42:28,282
Hop, hop, hop.
636
00:42:30,151 --> 00:42:31,452
Hop, hop, hop.
637
00:43:19,767 --> 00:43:20,701
Hop, Hop.
638
00:43:22,369 --> 00:43:23,904
Hop, hop, hop.
639
00:43:33,447 --> 00:43:35,816
Marylou!
640
00:43:56,170 --> 00:43:58,239
What's up, Walburg!
641
00:43:58,372 --> 00:44:00,107
Carrot Cake is starting!
642
00:44:03,578 --> 00:44:05,045
Are you ready to rock?
643
00:44:05,212 --> 00:44:06,615
Yeah!
644
00:44:06,780 --> 00:44:08,782
We rock you!
645
00:44:10,818 --> 00:44:13,454
When I say Carrot,
y'all say Cake.
646
00:44:13,588 --> 00:44:14,655
- Carrot!
- Cake!
647
00:44:14,822 --> 00:44:16,023
- Carrot!
- Cake!
648
00:44:16,190 --> 00:44:18,527
Let's go!
649
00:45:35,035 --> 00:45:37,438
Hey, not till we find that foot.
650
00:45:40,874 --> 00:45:43,645
Even if Marylou has
regular sized feet,
651
00:45:43,777 --> 00:45:45,246
I'd still waterboard her.
652
00:45:46,013 --> 00:45:48,282
If I know Marylou,
her feet are fucked.
653
00:45:49,016 --> 00:45:50,284
Y'all ready?
654
00:45:52,953 --> 00:45:54,922
Let's do this.
655
00:46:11,071 --> 00:46:12,406
Hi, sweetie.
656
00:46:27,722 --> 00:46:29,123
Damn, Jeanie,
657
00:46:29,256 --> 00:46:31,125
is your dress made
out of the night sky or what?
658
00:46:41,736 --> 00:46:43,904
-Carrot?
-No, thank you, ma'am.
659
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:46,775
Jeanie!
660
00:46:47,441 --> 00:46:49,109
I've been looking everywhere
for you.
661
00:46:49,310 --> 00:46:51,211
I thought you were banned
from church related functions.
662
00:46:51,345 --> 00:46:54,348
So you know the risk I'm taking
by being here.
663
00:46:54,516 --> 00:46:55,916
Look, I found something.
664
00:46:56,050 --> 00:46:57,652
Is it Lance?
665
00:46:57,818 --> 00:46:59,320
Well, no.
666
00:47:00,154 --> 00:47:01,589
Then I'm busy.
667
00:47:04,626 --> 00:47:06,460
Well, hey there, Jeanie.
668
00:47:08,028 --> 00:47:09,997
Eugene.
669
00:47:11,432 --> 00:47:14,501
Hey, can I have, uh,
two appletinis, please?
670
00:47:18,807 --> 00:47:20,341
I'd know better,
671
00:47:20,474 --> 00:47:22,744
I suspect you're obstructing
my investigation,
672
00:47:22,910 --> 00:47:23,977
Mrs. Cooper.
673
00:47:24,311 --> 00:47:26,947
Rest assured,
when all said and done...
674
00:47:28,048 --> 00:47:30,117
someone's gonna be behind bars.
675
00:47:32,086 --> 00:47:33,354
Happy Easter.
676
00:47:45,834 --> 00:47:47,101
That's good, brother. Thank you.
677
00:47:49,571 --> 00:47:52,574
Oh, Mr. Mayor. Carrot?
678
00:47:52,707 --> 00:47:55,510
Ah, don't mind if I do.
Good for the old eyesight.
679
00:47:56,210 --> 00:47:59,413
Oh, damn that shoe size. Damn.
680
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:08,922
Touch the shoes, lose that hand.
681
00:48:28,175 --> 00:48:30,043
My goodness, Jeanie. Watch it.
682
00:48:38,352 --> 00:48:40,187
Jeanie, are you okay?
683
00:48:56,871 --> 00:48:59,507
What's up with your foot, Sally?
684
00:48:59,674 --> 00:49:01,041
None of your business.
685
00:49:01,175 --> 00:49:03,310
Get over here.
Put your hands up.
686
00:49:05,780 --> 00:49:07,715
Don't move.
687
00:49:16,256 --> 00:49:17,859
All right. Thank you, Walburg!
688
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:22,429
Happy Easter! Let's go!
689
00:49:23,932 --> 00:49:25,733
Carrot Cake! Carrot Cake!
690
00:49:25,900 --> 00:49:29,336
Carrot Cake!
Carrot Cake! Carrot Cake!
691
00:49:29,470 --> 00:49:31,773
- Nine and a half?
- Yes.
692
00:49:32,339 --> 00:49:35,643
Hey, excuse us.
Hey, I think I found the foot.
693
00:49:35,810 --> 00:49:38,278
Amazing. Where's Jeanie?
694
00:49:40,113 --> 00:49:41,716
Oh, come on.
695
00:49:41,883 --> 00:49:45,452
The one time
you want her to be at the bar.
696
00:49:45,587 --> 00:49:46,654
Come on.
697
00:49:53,862 --> 00:49:58,131
And he shall cast them
into the furnace of fire.
698
00:49:58,833 --> 00:50:01,836
There'll be wailing
and gnashing of teeth.
699
00:50:05,940 --> 00:50:08,776
Uh, Matthew 13:42.
700
00:50:08,943 --> 00:50:11,345
Oh, thank you, your holiness.
701
00:50:11,478 --> 00:50:13,447
But we'll--
we'll take it from here.
702
00:50:14,181 --> 00:50:16,885
Hey, it's Sally. We got her.
703
00:50:17,050 --> 00:50:18,051
Are-- are you sure?
704
00:50:18,185 --> 00:50:20,187
I-- I could've swore I--
705
00:50:20,354 --> 00:50:22,524
Come on! We gotta go get her.
706
00:50:31,966 --> 00:50:33,568
Show us your foot.
707
00:50:33,735 --> 00:50:35,035
But... why?
708
00:50:36,905 --> 00:50:38,840
No! Not Mr. Hoppers!
709
00:50:38,973 --> 00:50:40,240
Hey, you're gonna be next
710
00:50:40,407 --> 00:50:42,142
if you don't start showing us
some toes.
711
00:50:42,276 --> 00:50:44,712
Hey, hey, hey.
Leave this girl alone.
712
00:50:44,879 --> 00:50:48,016
But she's got
a tiny monster's foot.
713
00:50:48,616 --> 00:50:50,885
She got her foot caught
in a hay baler
714
00:50:51,019 --> 00:50:52,554
when she was ten years old.
715
00:50:53,253 --> 00:50:55,255
Don't you think
she feels freakish enough?
716
00:50:56,524 --> 00:50:59,226
Lou, jackalope has half a foot--
717
00:50:59,393 --> 00:51:01,361
Jeanie, enough!
718
00:51:01,863 --> 00:51:04,431
They were animal attacks.
Clear and simple.
719
00:51:05,499 --> 00:51:06,568
But fine.
720
00:51:06,701 --> 00:51:08,636
If I had to figure
someone to be guilty,
721
00:51:08,803 --> 00:51:09,904
wouldn't be anyone here.
722
00:51:10,337 --> 00:51:11,906
It'd be the person
who's missing.
723
00:51:12,272 --> 00:51:13,541
Think about that.
724
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:22,149
How you doing, Walburg?
725
00:51:27,254 --> 00:51:29,089
Not right now, Sally.
726
00:51:30,123 --> 00:51:31,491
It's time to judge
727
00:51:31,626 --> 00:51:34,662
the funny bunny costume contest.
728
00:51:37,865 --> 00:51:39,033
As we all know,
729
00:51:39,166 --> 00:51:40,735
the winner gets to be
the Easter Bunny
730
00:51:40,868 --> 00:51:42,937
at tomorrow' celebration.
731
00:51:43,538 --> 00:51:46,340
All right, so let's meet
our contestants.
732
00:51:46,507 --> 00:51:50,612
Let's hear it for contestant A!
733
00:51:54,882 --> 00:51:56,183
Look at you!
734
00:51:59,887 --> 00:52:01,221
What about
735
00:52:01,355 --> 00:52:04,257
contestant B?
736
00:52:08,161 --> 00:52:10,197
Jesus!
737
00:52:16,571 --> 00:52:19,239
You guys have me standing
next to a dead guy?
738
00:52:21,441 --> 00:52:24,244
I warned all of you.
739
00:52:25,178 --> 00:52:28,148
Now have a taste
740
00:52:28,281 --> 00:52:30,918
of God's justice.
741
00:52:31,052 --> 00:52:33,054
I implore you all
742
00:52:33,186 --> 00:52:37,091
to cease your sinful ways.
743
00:52:37,257 --> 00:52:38,358
Sinful?
744
00:52:38,492 --> 00:52:40,895
We've been celebrating
his glory.
745
00:52:41,062 --> 00:52:43,031
Open your eyes, Marylou.
746
00:52:43,163 --> 00:52:46,000
God is not happy.
747
00:52:46,134 --> 00:52:48,301
God better be happy
748
00:52:48,468 --> 00:52:52,140
'cause I have been working
my ass off for him.
749
00:52:52,272 --> 00:52:56,243
We will be all punished.
750
00:52:57,612 --> 00:53:01,314
It is the end of days!
751
00:53:06,521 --> 00:53:10,124
All right. All right.
Everyone let's just calm down.
752
00:53:10,290 --> 00:53:12,259
I mean,
accidents happen.
753
00:53:12,426 --> 00:53:14,162
You know, stress,
that's the real killer
754
00:53:14,294 --> 00:53:16,931
in this country, as you can see.
755
00:53:17,431 --> 00:53:21,301
Tell you what,
why don't we let the authorit--
756
00:53:21,435 --> 00:53:23,336
I mean, my office...
757
00:53:23,504 --> 00:53:24,939
...look into this and, uh,
758
00:53:25,073 --> 00:53:27,642
y'all just head on home,
get a little sleep.
759
00:53:27,809 --> 00:53:29,577
That way we're all bright eyed
and bushy tailed
760
00:53:29,744 --> 00:53:31,112
for the main event.
761
00:53:31,612 --> 00:53:32,880
Ain't that right, Marylou?
762
00:53:33,014 --> 00:53:35,817
That's right,
Mayor Lou.
763
00:53:36,784 --> 00:53:40,188
Have a blessed evening,
Walburg.
764
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:43,256
Everything-- everything's fine.
765
00:53:43,390 --> 00:53:44,826
Fine.
766
00:53:44,959 --> 00:53:47,494
Thank you. Get home safe.
767
00:53:52,232 --> 00:53:55,636
-So, I guess we should--
-Yeah.
768
00:54:01,308 --> 00:54:02,977
-Oh, God!
-It's okay.
769
00:54:03,111 --> 00:54:04,244
Sally!
770
00:54:04,645 --> 00:54:07,815
Well, that sure as shit
didn't go as planned.
771
00:54:07,949 --> 00:54:08,950
What now?
772
00:54:09,083 --> 00:54:10,852
I'm going home. It's over.
773
00:54:10,985 --> 00:54:13,654
-You're just gonna give up?
-What about Lance?
774
00:54:15,255 --> 00:54:18,092
You heard what the mayor said
in there about him.
775
00:54:18,226 --> 00:54:20,393
Lance has nothing
to do with this.
776
00:54:20,528 --> 00:54:22,864
Look, I know
you wanna defend him,
777
00:54:23,030 --> 00:54:24,297
and I get that.
778
00:54:24,431 --> 00:54:26,934
But for the past few years,
779
00:54:27,101 --> 00:54:30,037
Lance has been nothing but lazy,
780
00:54:30,204 --> 00:54:32,206
mean and drunk.
781
00:54:32,339 --> 00:54:33,608
So what?
782
00:54:34,509 --> 00:54:36,309
You think Lance
is guilty now too?
783
00:54:36,744 --> 00:54:40,014
Megan said memory loss
784
00:54:40,148 --> 00:54:41,215
and confusion.
785
00:54:41,983 --> 00:54:43,851
Guess who keeps waking up
in weird places
786
00:54:43,985 --> 00:54:45,686
not knowing
how the hell they got there?
787
00:54:45,820 --> 00:54:49,257
Sweetie, it's called
sleep deprivation.
788
00:54:49,757 --> 00:54:52,059
It's also called
drinking too much.
789
00:54:52,226 --> 00:54:56,396
And besides you have
two gorgeously proportion feet.
790
00:54:56,531 --> 00:54:58,733
-Jeanie. Jeanie.
-Let her go.
791
00:55:02,270 --> 00:55:05,072
-You don't think--
-She just needs to sleep it off.
792
00:55:05,807 --> 00:55:08,142
I'll post up outside her place.
793
00:55:08,276 --> 00:55:09,510
Keep an eye.
794
00:55:13,781 --> 00:55:15,817
Shit! You're my ride, Megan!
795
00:55:16,951 --> 00:55:18,019
Shit!
796
00:55:24,091 --> 00:55:28,129
Well, Easter is ruined.
797
00:55:28,262 --> 00:55:30,665
-I'm ruined.
-Don't say that.
798
00:55:30,798 --> 00:55:32,465
A bloody male corpse
is a central theme
799
00:55:32,633 --> 00:55:33,601
of every Easter.
800
00:55:33,768 --> 00:55:35,236
It's very on brand.
801
00:55:35,603 --> 00:55:38,272
Hey, those are for the town!
802
00:55:38,438 --> 00:55:39,774
Yeah, well, Pooky is eating it.
803
00:55:39,907 --> 00:55:42,375
Pooky is the gosh darn
love of my life.
804
00:55:42,543 --> 00:55:44,645
And what have you done for me
lately, husband?
805
00:55:45,279 --> 00:55:47,949
Now stop breathing all over
my culinary achievements
806
00:55:48,082 --> 00:55:49,349
and get out!
807
00:55:50,818 --> 00:55:52,385
on my heart.
808
00:55:57,124 --> 00:55:58,759
That's okay.
809
00:55:58,893 --> 00:56:01,596
I can't do it.
810
00:56:06,968 --> 00:56:08,435
About time.
811
00:56:08,603 --> 00:56:10,403
Goddammit Sam!
812
00:56:10,571 --> 00:56:11,739
You gonna get somebody killed.
813
00:56:11,873 --> 00:56:13,373
I tried to tell you
at the dance,
814
00:56:13,541 --> 00:56:16,443
I am this close
to finding its layer.
815
00:56:16,611 --> 00:56:18,145
Okay, I've been doing
a lot of research.
816
00:56:18,312 --> 00:56:19,914
I found all these old articles
817
00:56:20,047 --> 00:56:21,349
from the first time
this happened.
818
00:56:21,515 --> 00:56:24,919
Kids, Jeanie, kids are next.
819
00:56:25,052 --> 00:56:27,154
Then go kill it.
820
00:56:27,288 --> 00:56:28,455
Get on with it then.
821
00:56:28,856 --> 00:56:31,592
Well, but I thought
that you know, you wanna come.
822
00:56:31,759 --> 00:56:33,460
You thought wrong, Sam.
823
00:56:33,628 --> 00:56:35,462
I don't have time
for your theories.
824
00:56:35,630 --> 00:56:36,664
You're a freak!
825
00:56:37,397 --> 00:56:41,102
Lance is the only one
who likes you and he's gone.
826
00:56:42,236 --> 00:56:45,973
So get the hell off my porch
and leave me the fuck alone!
827
00:57:36,123 --> 00:57:37,191
Lance?
828
00:57:40,995 --> 00:57:42,063
Lance?
829
00:58:58,372 --> 00:58:59,640
No.
830
00:59:03,210 --> 00:59:04,578
It's not me!
831
00:59:06,147 --> 00:59:07,214
It's not me!
832
00:59:08,783 --> 00:59:10,551
It's not me!
833
00:59:11,719 --> 00:59:13,054
It's not me!
834
01:00:12,547 --> 01:00:14,048
Lance!
835
01:00:17,952 --> 01:00:21,388
-You're alive.
-Am I?
836
01:00:23,525 --> 01:00:24,892
What are you doing?
837
01:00:25,025 --> 01:00:27,328
I'm looking for
something I left behind.
838
01:00:28,929 --> 01:00:32,233
Oh, Lance, I've been so worried.
839
01:00:32,366 --> 01:00:33,968
Why is that, huh?
840
01:00:34,502 --> 01:00:37,004
You did this to me.
841
01:00:44,645 --> 01:00:45,580
Shit!
842
01:00:45,713 --> 01:00:46,981
You've been pushing me away.
843
01:00:47,114 --> 01:00:49,116
You've been pushing me away
for a long time.
844
01:00:49,250 --> 01:00:50,251
I wanna fix this.
845
01:00:50,417 --> 01:00:52,453
-Please, please tell me--
-You can't!
846
01:00:52,587 --> 01:00:54,421
You know, I was about
halfway to New Mexico.
847
01:00:54,589 --> 01:00:58,125
I had to turn around,
I had to look you in your eyes
848
01:00:58,292 --> 01:01:01,061
so you could see
the man that you broke.
849
01:01:01,195 --> 01:01:03,497
Damn it, Jeanie,
how could you lay in that bed
850
01:01:03,664 --> 01:01:04,932
after what you did?
851
01:01:05,099 --> 01:01:06,535
-I haven't.
-How am I supposed to believe
852
01:01:06,700 --> 01:01:07,968
anything that you say?
853
01:01:08,102 --> 01:01:10,871
-Lance, please, we can--
-Don't fucking touch me!
854
01:01:11,005 --> 01:01:12,574
Here, bunny, bunny.
855
01:01:17,144 --> 01:01:21,315
Here, bunny FuFu
hopping through the street.
856
01:01:22,183 --> 01:01:25,819
Come and meet my crossbow,
and die at my feet.
857
01:01:25,986 --> 01:01:29,290
You have no idea
what it's like to be betrayed
858
01:01:29,423 --> 01:01:31,859
by the only woman
you ever cared about.
859
01:01:32,026 --> 01:01:34,395
Oh, Lance.
860
01:02:08,963 --> 01:02:11,332
I tried to pull myself up!
861
01:02:27,682 --> 01:02:30,685
Feels like my heart's
being ripped out of my chest.
862
01:02:30,818 --> 01:02:34,922
You're gonna have to do better
than that, you furry fucker!
863
01:02:43,130 --> 01:02:44,465
We can get through this.
864
01:02:44,599 --> 01:02:46,534
We can get through
anything if we just talk.
865
01:02:46,701 --> 01:02:50,505
I have nothing
left to say to you, Jeanie.
866
01:03:02,950 --> 01:03:04,385
Well, you can't
just leave without me,
867
01:03:04,519 --> 01:03:06,320
letting me say my piece.
868
01:03:06,854 --> 01:03:09,189
I am done
listening to you.
869
01:03:09,323 --> 01:03:12,359
The only thing left to do now...
870
01:03:13,695 --> 01:03:15,863
is to kill that son of a bitch!
871
01:03:16,030 --> 01:03:18,432
No, Lance, please wait.
872
01:03:18,932 --> 01:03:21,835
Don't. Wait. Wait.
873
01:03:22,637 --> 01:03:24,706
Lance! Lance!
874
01:03:52,900 --> 01:03:55,936
Megan. No, Megan.
875
01:04:28,268 --> 01:04:30,505
Hey!
Marylou doesn't like running.
876
01:04:35,909 --> 01:04:37,378
I don't know if I wanna do this.
877
01:04:37,545 --> 01:04:39,514
That's too bad,
the actual winner of the contest
878
01:04:39,647 --> 01:04:41,683
was brutally murdered
so you are all we got.
879
01:04:41,816 --> 01:04:44,885
So listen here Josh boy,
this is a great honor.
880
01:04:45,219 --> 01:04:47,689
Your whole life has been
leading up to this moment.
881
01:04:47,822 --> 01:04:49,456
Bring honor to Palooza.
882
01:04:49,624 --> 01:04:52,259
Being the gosh darned
Easter Bunny.
883
01:04:52,426 --> 01:04:55,797
Now I want you to say it,
"I am the Easter Bunny!"
884
01:04:55,929 --> 01:04:58,332
I am the Easter Bunny.
885
01:04:59,166 --> 01:05:00,769
I am the bunny!
886
01:05:00,901 --> 01:05:01,969
Good.
887
01:05:02,436 --> 01:05:03,872
Now I want you to go out there,
888
01:05:04,037 --> 01:05:05,840
show those kids some wonder.
889
01:05:05,973 --> 01:05:08,475
All I have
is wonder in my heart.
890
01:05:08,643 --> 01:05:09,943
Yeah.
891
01:05:15,717 --> 01:05:16,718
Check.
892
01:05:23,858 --> 01:05:26,594
Okay, this will be fun.
893
01:05:32,600 --> 01:05:34,334
Bunny hands.
894
01:05:35,068 --> 01:05:38,338
Who wants to meet
the Easter Bunny?
895
01:05:38,472 --> 01:05:39,940
Me!
896
01:05:40,107 --> 01:05:41,241
All right,
come on, let's go find him.
897
01:05:41,375 --> 01:05:42,777
Come on, let's go find him.
898
01:05:43,377 --> 01:05:45,547
Five, six, seven, eight.
899
01:06:37,998 --> 01:06:41,201
Hey! Stop it!
900
01:06:41,368 --> 01:06:43,505
Or I'm gonna shove these baskets
so far up your rectum
901
01:06:43,638 --> 01:06:45,439
you would shit liquid
for a month.
902
01:06:52,079 --> 01:06:55,282
Hey, hey, where the hell
have you been?
903
01:06:55,449 --> 01:06:57,351
Is this Megan's jacket?
904
01:06:57,519 --> 01:06:59,319
Y'all need
to get the hell out of here.
905
01:06:59,721 --> 01:07:02,857
The jackalope,
he's targeting kids next.
906
01:07:02,991 --> 01:07:04,157
And Lance's back.
907
01:07:04,291 --> 01:07:05,693
Did he fucking
do something to you?
908
01:07:05,827 --> 01:07:08,897
No, he didn't do this to me.
I did this to him.
909
01:07:09,029 --> 01:07:10,297
Carol.
910
01:07:13,066 --> 01:07:15,202
I cheated.
911
01:07:15,335 --> 01:07:17,137
-That's why he left.
-What?
912
01:07:17,271 --> 01:07:20,073
When? How? What the hell?
913
01:07:20,207 --> 01:07:22,376
I know. It's all my fault.
914
01:07:22,510 --> 01:07:24,478
But I don't wanna do
any more damage.
915
01:07:24,646 --> 01:07:28,148
There's no damage. Shit!
You think he's the jackalope?
916
01:07:28,282 --> 01:07:30,384
I don't know,
it just all makes perfect sense.
917
01:07:30,518 --> 01:07:33,120
But I've gotta stop him now.
918
01:07:33,253 --> 01:07:34,722
He's not here, honey.
919
01:07:34,889 --> 01:07:36,223
What about Lou?
920
01:07:40,494 --> 01:07:41,563
Yo, Lou.
921
01:07:57,277 --> 01:07:58,613
Mr. Mayor!
922
01:07:58,746 --> 01:08:01,616
Lance Cooper
as I live and breathe.
923
01:08:01,749 --> 01:08:03,618
I was wondering when we'd have
ourselves a little chat.
924
01:08:06,386 --> 01:08:08,056
Oh, good,
nothing worth the while
925
01:08:08,221 --> 01:08:09,624
would come out
of your mouth anyway.
926
01:08:09,757 --> 01:08:11,859
Probably why Jeanie
came around looking for
927
01:08:12,026 --> 01:08:13,061
a little something extra.
928
01:08:13,226 --> 01:08:15,530
Son of a bitch! Son of a bitch!
929
01:08:17,364 --> 01:08:19,567
Jeanie deserves
better than both of us.
930
01:08:19,734 --> 01:08:21,536
Well, honestly,
you can have her.
931
01:08:21,669 --> 01:08:24,304
She's gone little batshit
since you left anyway.
932
01:08:26,373 --> 01:08:27,642
Do you mind?
933
01:08:31,378 --> 01:08:33,548
Well, you need
to take it easy, cowboy.
934
01:08:34,649 --> 01:08:37,117
Don't make me split
that pretty little head in two.
935
01:08:37,852 --> 01:08:40,420
Show everyone here
how little there is inside.
936
01:08:40,555 --> 01:08:43,925
You know what, leave
the family heirlooms alone.
937
01:08:44,058 --> 01:08:45,860
I'm gonna
step outside for a jiff,
938
01:08:46,027 --> 01:08:47,394
let y'all figure that out.
939
01:08:50,430 --> 01:08:54,002
-I've been doing her a favor.
-Get on with it.
940
01:08:57,772 --> 01:09:00,942
Carol,
you gotta get out of here.
941
01:09:01,075 --> 01:09:02,944
Jim, it's time to go!
942
01:09:03,077 --> 01:09:04,879
Oh, but I haven't.
943
01:09:05,013 --> 01:09:06,279
Come on.
944
01:09:09,149 --> 01:09:11,986
That's unusual.
945
01:09:12,120 --> 01:09:13,087
Everybody!
946
01:09:14,889 --> 01:09:18,425
Run!
947
01:09:21,495 --> 01:09:23,898
Run!
948
01:09:24,032 --> 01:09:25,600
Come on!
949
01:09:42,382 --> 01:09:44,919
Save Easter!
950
01:09:46,821 --> 01:09:48,623
Fuck Easter!
951
01:09:54,962 --> 01:09:57,732
- Cheers!
- Cheers.
952
01:09:57,899 --> 01:10:01,903
Cheers!
953
01:10:06,107 --> 01:10:07,942
Not the Bagel Bites!
954
01:10:17,250 --> 01:10:19,654
Holy hell! Sally?
955
01:10:19,821 --> 01:10:21,354
Not my pearls.
956
01:10:21,522 --> 01:10:23,624
Oh, my God!
957
01:10:24,092 --> 01:10:25,126
What happened? Talk to me.
958
01:10:25,292 --> 01:10:27,795
Bunnies. Bunnies of hell!
959
01:10:27,962 --> 01:10:31,231
Jesus! You, come on.
We gotta do something.
960
01:10:31,364 --> 01:10:32,867
You got this, cowboy,
961
01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:34,736
I-- I'm gonna stay
right here with her.
962
01:10:34,869 --> 01:10:36,938
-The girl needs looking at.
-Shit, man, gimme your gun.
963
01:10:37,071 --> 01:10:38,973
A gentleman is never
parted with his pistol.
964
01:10:42,977 --> 01:10:45,378
Mr. Mayor, so chivalrous.
965
01:10:45,513 --> 01:10:47,048
Well, the captain
goes down with his ship.
966
01:10:47,181 --> 01:10:49,817
Captain. My captain.
967
01:11:24,886 --> 01:11:26,286
Shoot it!
968
01:11:27,555 --> 01:11:28,923
It's not loaded.
969
01:11:32,593 --> 01:11:35,295
Fucking Easter.
970
01:11:39,600 --> 01:11:41,269
Please, no, no, no, no.
971
01:11:41,434 --> 01:11:42,904
You-- you can't kill me,
Easter Bunny.
972
01:11:59,921 --> 01:12:01,556
Fucking Easter.
973
01:12:11,165 --> 01:12:12,800
Oh, God.
974
01:12:12,967 --> 01:12:15,236
Come on.
We gotta help those people.
975
01:12:25,079 --> 01:12:26,647
Lance, it's not you.
976
01:12:26,781 --> 01:12:29,183
- You are not him.
- What? Huh? Come on.
977
01:12:29,317 --> 01:12:30,483
Get the fuck out of here.
978
01:12:30,651 --> 01:12:32,452
Jeanie!
979
01:12:36,123 --> 01:12:38,860
No! Lance!
980
01:12:39,026 --> 01:12:42,530
No! No! No!
981
01:12:42,697 --> 01:12:45,933
-No! No!
-Jeanie!
982
01:12:47,902 --> 01:12:48,870
No!
983
01:13:09,924 --> 01:13:11,424
Ah! Fuck.
984
01:13:29,610 --> 01:13:32,847
What can I give of myself
985
01:13:32,980 --> 01:13:36,017
to be pardon for their sins?
986
01:14:02,475 --> 01:14:03,811
Help!
987
01:14:07,581 --> 01:14:08,883
Help!
988
01:14:10,651 --> 01:14:12,119
Somebody!
989
01:14:17,959 --> 01:14:19,026
Help!
990
01:14:23,931 --> 01:14:25,032
Somebody!
991
01:14:25,166 --> 01:14:26,233
Lance?
992
01:14:33,708 --> 01:14:37,078
Nicey!
I knew I'd find you.
993
01:14:37,611 --> 01:14:39,780
Oh, Sam, you beautiful asshole.
994
01:14:39,914 --> 01:14:42,183
Oh, I missed you, buddy.
995
01:14:42,850 --> 01:14:45,720
Hey, looks like
the jackalope has chosen you
996
01:14:45,886 --> 01:14:47,487
for a special execution.
997
01:14:47,621 --> 01:14:50,257
Dude,
are you lucky or what?
998
01:14:50,391 --> 01:14:52,994
Yeah, I'm a real
lot winner, Sam.
999
01:14:54,494 --> 01:14:57,031
My leg's busted.
I-- I can't walk.
1000
01:14:59,533 --> 01:15:01,268
No problemo, friendo.
1001
01:15:03,471 --> 01:15:06,507
Okay, lay of the land...
1002
01:15:06,640 --> 01:15:08,342
Huh, hey, we got kind of
1003
01:15:08,509 --> 01:15:11,245
a tricky landscape here.
1004
01:15:12,980 --> 01:15:14,582
What?
1005
01:15:14,715 --> 01:15:16,083
It's like three feet.
1006
01:15:16,217 --> 01:15:18,619
Hey, you know I never
made it out of Walburg.
1007
01:15:18,753 --> 01:15:21,322
Just, give me a second
to figure this out.
1008
01:15:21,789 --> 01:15:22,923
Triangulate.
1009
01:15:23,057 --> 01:15:25,226
Okay, sun's there, which means--
1010
01:15:27,094 --> 01:15:29,930
Shit, you know what?
I'm gonna go get help, okay?
1011
01:15:30,064 --> 01:15:31,699
-Two seconds.
-Wait, Sam!
1012
01:15:31,866 --> 01:15:34,368
Sam, you--
you can't leave me here.
1013
01:15:34,502 --> 01:15:36,637
Sam, wait! Wait!
1014
01:15:37,471 --> 01:15:39,240
Sam!
1015
01:15:39,373 --> 01:15:40,674
Fuck!
1016
01:15:51,452 --> 01:15:53,320
Fucking Marylou.
1017
01:15:57,858 --> 01:15:59,827
Oh, just kill me!
1018
01:15:59,960 --> 01:16:02,263
I have nothing
to live for anyway.
1019
01:16:02,396 --> 01:16:05,633
That monster bopped
my sweet Pooky on the head,
1020
01:16:05,800 --> 01:16:08,069
and sent her to the good Lord.
1021
01:16:08,202 --> 01:16:09,870
Oh, Pooky.
1022
01:16:10,004 --> 01:16:13,340
Marylou, I promise she's
in a much better place, okay?
1023
01:16:13,508 --> 01:16:14,775
I-- I really, really mean that.
1024
01:16:17,711 --> 01:16:21,315
Code red! Code red! Code red!
1025
01:16:21,482 --> 01:16:23,217
I found Lance. I found Lance.
1026
01:16:23,384 --> 01:16:25,520
He's over the yonder.
He's in the creek bed.
1027
01:16:25,686 --> 01:16:26,687
He's in real bad shape.
1028
01:16:26,887 --> 01:16:28,289
Take us
to him right now.
1029
01:16:28,422 --> 01:16:29,824
See, I knew y'all needed me.
1030
01:16:29,957 --> 01:16:32,726
-Oh, I'm coming too.
-No, you're definitely not.
1031
01:16:32,860 --> 01:16:34,495
What kinda help
could you possibly be?
1032
01:16:34,662 --> 01:16:36,197
This kind.
1033
01:16:37,832 --> 01:16:39,266
Jesus, Marylou,
1034
01:16:39,433 --> 01:16:41,802
are you in some kind of
militia for Christ?
1035
01:16:41,936 --> 01:16:43,938
Um, is that a grenade?
1036
01:16:44,105 --> 01:16:47,141
Guns don't kill people, I do.
1037
01:17:06,160 --> 01:17:09,997
Sam? Sam? Sam, is that you?
1038
01:17:16,370 --> 01:17:17,738
Son of a bitch.
1039
01:17:20,441 --> 01:17:22,343
Oh, hey there, Lance.
1040
01:17:22,476 --> 01:17:24,411
No, it's not Sam, it's me.
1041
01:17:24,579 --> 01:17:26,213
Oh, you Eugene, thank God.
1042
01:17:27,081 --> 01:17:30,718
Well, well, well
twisted my tongue to licorice.
1043
01:17:30,885 --> 01:17:32,853
Don't tell me
that old football ACL injury
1044
01:17:32,987 --> 01:17:35,723
- is acting up on you.
- Yeah.
1045
01:17:35,890 --> 01:17:37,191
Give me a hand now, would you?
1046
01:17:38,859 --> 01:17:40,961
I mean...
1047
01:17:41,095 --> 01:17:43,565
as long
as you say the magic word.
1048
01:17:43,898 --> 01:17:46,200
Come on, jackass.
1049
01:17:46,333 --> 01:17:48,936
Quit playing around.
Help me out.
1050
01:17:52,406 --> 01:17:55,342
Those ain't
the magic words at all.
1051
01:17:57,612 --> 01:17:58,879
Manners...
1052
01:17:59,880 --> 01:18:02,016
they go a long way.
1053
01:18:09,123 --> 01:18:12,326
It ain't jackass, jackass.
1054
01:18:12,493 --> 01:18:13,427
It's...
1055
01:18:16,631 --> 01:18:17,965
You're the--
1056
01:18:18,799 --> 01:18:20,734
...jackalope!
1057
01:18:20,868 --> 01:18:23,804
Jackalope!
1058
01:18:25,574 --> 01:18:26,941
And you're shitting blood eggs?
1059
01:18:27,074 --> 01:18:29,810
Hey, I dug a hole first,
1060
01:18:29,944 --> 01:18:33,280
and it's perfectly
fucking natural!
1061
01:18:33,447 --> 01:18:35,416
Now I know
what you're thinking, Lance.
1062
01:18:35,550 --> 01:18:37,718
I did all this for love.
1063
01:18:37,885 --> 01:18:40,721
Every year
she works herself into a tizzy
1064
01:18:40,888 --> 01:18:42,957
over this collusion nonsense.
1065
01:18:43,090 --> 01:18:45,726
And everyone
in this God forsaken town
1066
01:18:45,859 --> 01:18:47,428
makes her miserable.
1067
01:18:47,596 --> 01:18:49,430
And what about me?
1068
01:18:49,564 --> 01:18:51,966
But I never did
a thing to Marylou.
1069
01:18:53,133 --> 01:18:56,605
She lusts for you.
1070
01:18:56,770 --> 01:19:00,040
And now that that filthy
Pooky is gone,
1071
01:19:00,174 --> 01:19:03,210
and you gone,
she'll have no choice
1072
01:19:03,377 --> 01:19:06,981
but to let me back
in her bed forever.
1073
01:19:14,355 --> 01:19:15,523
Get him, girl.
1074
01:19:15,690 --> 01:19:16,991
Hey you!
1075
01:19:28,502 --> 01:19:30,204
Oh, hey there, Jeanie.
1076
01:19:31,805 --> 01:19:33,774
Eugene?
1077
01:19:35,876 --> 01:19:39,413
You took my Pooky from me.
1078
01:19:39,581 --> 01:19:42,349
Now there'd be no more
distraction for our love.
1079
01:19:42,483 --> 01:19:44,985
If you were
the less man on earth,
1080
01:19:45,119 --> 01:19:47,454
I still wouldn't love you.
1081
01:19:47,622 --> 01:19:49,591
Is that right?
1082
01:19:50,324 --> 01:19:52,459
You wouldn't hurt
wifey now, would you?
1083
01:19:54,128 --> 01:19:56,731
Wifey who makes me eat
from a fucking bowl
1084
01:19:56,864 --> 01:20:00,334
on the ground while you
and Pooky eat at the table!
1085
01:20:00,501 --> 01:20:01,935
It's backwards, Marylou!
1086
01:20:02,102 --> 01:20:04,905
Pooky is a dog, I'm a man.
1087
01:20:05,039 --> 01:20:07,408
Now I don't see a man.
1088
01:20:07,742 --> 01:20:09,310
I see a fur ball
1089
01:20:09,476 --> 01:20:12,446
who's lost the little respect
I had for him.
1090
01:20:12,580 --> 01:20:16,785
Well, I ain't no fur ball,
I'm the jackalope.
1091
01:20:16,950 --> 01:20:18,653
A jackalope that's fixing
1092
01:20:18,787 --> 01:20:20,954
to teach his wife
a little lesson.
1093
01:20:21,955 --> 01:20:24,158
A bit outnumbered, aren't you?
1094
01:20:30,364 --> 01:20:33,867
Yeehaw!
1095
01:20:38,640 --> 01:20:42,476
Yeehaw!
1096
01:21:08,268 --> 01:21:11,038
Come on, you piece of junk.
1097
01:21:16,611 --> 01:21:18,278
No, no, no.
1098
01:21:18,713 --> 01:21:21,716
Son of a bitch can never do
anything for himself.
1099
01:21:21,850 --> 01:21:23,718
He was always a little off.
1100
01:21:24,118 --> 01:21:25,986
Do y'all remember
playing whack-a-mole?
1101
01:21:26,320 --> 01:21:28,656
Hell, yeah. You bet ya.
1102
01:21:28,823 --> 01:21:30,491
Let's do this. Go!
1103
01:21:34,194 --> 01:21:35,730
Hey, Eugene!
1104
01:21:35,896 --> 01:21:37,197
You said you were a man,
1105
01:21:37,364 --> 01:21:39,099
get back here
and fight like a man!
1106
01:21:40,835 --> 01:21:42,436
Little help down here?
1107
01:21:42,970 --> 01:21:44,672
- Lance?
- Marylou!
1108
01:21:45,038 --> 01:21:47,074
Eugene!
1109
01:21:47,207 --> 01:21:48,576
Hey, Jeanie?
1110
01:21:48,710 --> 01:21:52,279
Die you stupid rabbits!
1111
01:22:11,699 --> 01:22:14,034
What the-- Oh, my God!
1112
01:22:19,239 --> 01:22:21,141
Oh, baby.
1113
01:22:21,543 --> 01:22:22,710
I'm coming.
1114
01:22:25,145 --> 01:22:26,947
Oh, God, baby.
1115
01:22:27,080 --> 01:22:28,982
-Pull.
-I'm trying to--
1116
01:22:29,116 --> 01:22:30,117
-I can't.
-Oh, God!
1117
01:22:30,284 --> 01:22:32,587
Baby, I'm sorry. Baby, come on.
1118
01:22:35,690 --> 01:22:37,625
Jeanie! Jeanie!
1119
01:22:37,759 --> 01:22:41,228
The head. It has to be the head.
1120
01:22:44,799 --> 01:22:46,366
Sam!
1121
01:22:54,909 --> 01:22:56,977
Goddammit! Sam!
1122
01:22:59,514 --> 01:23:03,551
Fuck you, you goddarn jackalope!
1123
01:23:10,925 --> 01:23:12,359
Goddammit, Sam.
1124
01:23:12,894 --> 01:23:15,062
No! Oh, fuck's sake.
1125
01:23:15,195 --> 01:23:16,798
And the dick? Oh, fuck.
1126
01:23:16,931 --> 01:23:19,099
Goddammit, Sam! No!
1127
01:23:19,701 --> 01:23:23,203
You figured it out, buddy.
You figured it out.
1128
01:23:28,308 --> 01:23:29,577
For Walden.
1129
01:23:30,612 --> 01:23:32,045
Walburg.
1130
01:23:32,179 --> 01:23:33,447
Oh.
1131
01:23:35,382 --> 01:23:38,085
No.
1132
01:23:59,774 --> 01:24:02,409
Kids, stay in the car!
1133
01:24:07,114 --> 01:24:08,716
Hot potato.
1134
01:24:09,851 --> 01:24:12,319
Oh, my God.
1135
01:24:12,452 --> 01:24:15,122
- Oh, my God, Carol. Carol.
- Stay here.
1136
01:24:17,291 --> 01:24:18,626
Oh, gross.
1137
01:24:19,961 --> 01:24:23,163
All the people that come
for when I'm dying.
1138
01:24:23,297 --> 01:24:26,433
Fuck you!
1139
01:24:26,601 --> 01:24:27,702
Fuck you!
1140
01:24:28,235 --> 01:24:29,837
Shut your stupid mouth,
1141
01:24:30,004 --> 01:24:31,673
you ain't gonna die.
1142
01:24:33,173 --> 01:24:34,441
You little shit!
1143
01:24:37,879 --> 01:24:41,315
The rabbits, they got eyes
on the sides of their heads.
1144
01:24:41,448 --> 01:24:44,519
320 degree field of vision.
1145
01:24:44,686 --> 01:24:46,020
Oh, Carol,
1146
01:24:46,186 --> 01:24:48,255
do you want your last words
to be some stupid animal fact?
1147
01:24:48,422 --> 01:24:51,759
Listen, bitch!
They got a blind spot.
1148
01:24:54,194 --> 01:24:56,129
Baby mamacita, you are a genius.
1149
01:24:56,263 --> 01:24:59,000
You're darn right tootin',
she is.
1150
01:25:05,873 --> 01:25:06,841
Where are the kids?
1151
01:25:06,975 --> 01:25:07,942
They're in the car. Don't worry.
1152
01:25:08,076 --> 01:25:09,043
They have their iPads.
1153
01:25:09,176 --> 01:25:10,778
Okay. Are you okay?
1154
01:25:11,278 --> 01:25:13,014
-Yeah. I'm kind of sweating.
-Okay.
1155
01:25:13,180 --> 01:25:14,314
Okay. I killed
that fucking bunny.
1156
01:25:14,816 --> 01:25:16,684
Yeah, you could see me.
I-- I was looking real manly.
1157
01:25:16,851 --> 01:25:19,087
Oh, later. Jim, later.
1158
01:25:19,252 --> 01:25:21,421
Okay.
1159
01:25:21,923 --> 01:25:23,591
Hey, husband!
1160
01:25:25,593 --> 01:25:27,095
What is it, Marylou?
1161
01:25:27,294 --> 01:25:28,663
What can I do for you now?
1162
01:25:28,830 --> 01:25:29,864
You can die.
1163
01:25:31,498 --> 01:25:32,800
Where did you go?
1164
01:25:32,967 --> 01:25:35,469
Hey! Stop! Where'd you go?
1165
01:25:35,603 --> 01:25:37,337
I'll shoot you in the face.
1166
01:25:37,471 --> 01:25:40,273
I can't see
you when you stand there.
1167
01:25:40,407 --> 01:25:42,810
But I can see you just fine.
1168
01:26:06,000 --> 01:26:07,935
Kill him, Jeanie, kill him!
1169
01:26:12,006 --> 01:26:13,273
Jeanie.
1170
01:26:18,946 --> 01:26:20,114
Happy Easter, Jeanie.
1171
01:26:20,247 --> 01:26:22,583
Happy Easter, bitch.
1172
01:27:29,884 --> 01:27:31,719
Can't be too careful, you know?
1173
01:27:32,920 --> 01:27:33,988
Yeah.
1174
01:27:34,488 --> 01:27:36,958
Sure, totally.
1175
01:27:38,960 --> 01:27:41,095
Hey, y'all, would--
would you get me outta here?
1176
01:27:41,596 --> 01:27:43,463
This thing's looking at me.
1177
01:27:48,903 --> 01:27:50,270
- Come on, baby.
- Easy, easy.
1178
01:27:50,437 --> 01:27:51,672
Come on.
1179
01:27:52,507 --> 01:27:53,775
I got you.
1180
01:27:57,979 --> 01:27:59,046
Hello.
1181
01:27:59,180 --> 01:28:00,782
I'm here bleeding out.
1182
01:28:02,650 --> 01:28:04,351
I'm coming, baby mamacita.
1183
01:28:05,586 --> 01:28:06,754
Dammit!
1184
01:28:10,625 --> 01:28:11,893
It's a lot of blood.
1185
01:28:14,562 --> 01:28:16,798
It's okay.
You will be all right.
1186
01:28:16,964 --> 01:28:17,999
Carol!
1187
01:28:20,635 --> 01:28:22,203
-Oh, shit!
-Oh, fuck!
1188
01:28:22,335 --> 01:28:25,606
It's okay.
Marylou looked after me.
1189
01:28:25,740 --> 01:28:27,875
We're friends now.
1190
01:28:28,009 --> 01:28:31,411
-Good. Good.
-Awfully nice of you.
1191
01:28:31,546 --> 01:28:33,648
Okay, now get me
to a fucking hospital!
1192
01:28:33,781 --> 01:28:35,616
All right. All right.
Get her up. Get her up.
1193
01:28:35,750 --> 01:28:37,417
Get her up. Let's go. Let's go.
1194
01:28:39,754 --> 01:28:40,955
You look like shit.
1195
01:28:41,088 --> 01:28:42,355
I know. I know.
1196
01:28:43,490 --> 01:28:44,457
Don't touch me. Don't touch me.
1197
01:28:44,625 --> 01:28:46,060
I don't wanna touch you.
1198
01:28:46,194 --> 01:28:47,427
- Hi, Lance.
- How you doing, Marylou?
1199
01:28:47,595 --> 01:28:48,996
Hey.
1200
01:29:27,902 --> 01:29:28,970
Hey.
1201
01:29:29,103 --> 01:29:30,171
How are you two feeling?
1202
01:29:30,905 --> 01:29:32,372
Not even two major surgeries
1203
01:29:32,540 --> 01:29:33,875
can keep this minx down
on Shark Week.
1204
01:29:34,008 --> 01:29:36,443
And it's only reruns.
1205
01:29:40,047 --> 01:29:42,617
Oh, my God.
Not in front of the kids.
1206
01:29:45,086 --> 01:29:46,888
Hey, y'all.
1207
01:29:47,021 --> 01:29:49,090
Fucking Marylou.
1208
01:29:49,223 --> 01:29:50,490
God, I love her.
1209
01:29:50,858 --> 01:29:53,995
I know it's been a difficult
couple weeks for everyone.
1210
01:29:54,762 --> 01:29:56,797
Not everyone
is here who should be.
1211
01:29:57,164 --> 01:29:58,966
Friends, family...
1212
01:30:00,101 --> 01:30:02,402
dogs.
1213
01:30:02,870 --> 01:30:05,773
But we are Walburgonians,
1214
01:30:05,940 --> 01:30:07,508
and we can get through anything.
1215
01:30:09,777 --> 01:30:12,213
Let's remember
everyone we lost along the way.
1216
01:30:13,247 --> 01:30:17,585
Since we no longer have
a pastor to eulogize, everyone,
1217
01:30:18,219 --> 01:30:21,555
please welcome
my friend Jeanie Cooper.
1218
01:30:27,995 --> 01:30:30,097
Thank you, Marylou.
1219
01:30:34,168 --> 01:30:35,236
Hey, y'all.
1220
01:30:35,369 --> 01:30:36,804
Um...
1221
01:30:37,504 --> 01:30:41,474
well, um,
I'm not the best with words...
1222
01:30:41,609 --> 01:30:45,079
but I had a few things
to say about Megan.
1223
01:30:45,212 --> 01:30:48,448
She was someone who thought
she was alone in this world.
1224
01:30:49,817 --> 01:30:51,552
She gave her life for this town.
1225
01:30:52,353 --> 01:30:55,523
And I hope she knows how much
this town loved her back.
1226
01:30:57,758 --> 01:30:59,026
She was my friend...
1227
01:31:00,261 --> 01:31:01,295
and I'm gonna miss her.
1228
01:31:03,564 --> 01:31:06,634
So many special souls
we've lost,
1229
01:31:06,801 --> 01:31:10,538
including Sam McCormick...
1230
01:31:10,671 --> 01:31:12,673
a true gift
to the conspiracy world.
1231
01:31:13,140 --> 01:31:17,511
Sally Beans,
a trusted assistant.
1232
01:31:17,645 --> 01:31:19,513
Annie Sue, the go-getter.
1233
01:31:20,514 --> 01:31:21,983
Mayor Lou...
1234
01:31:22,516 --> 01:31:24,585
Selfish prick.
1235
01:31:25,820 --> 01:31:28,189
And so, so many more.
1236
01:31:29,957 --> 01:31:32,026
May their memories...
1237
01:31:32,159 --> 01:31:34,729
always bring us joy.
1238
01:31:39,467 --> 01:31:41,035
Maybe a bit rusty...
1239
01:31:41,702 --> 01:31:43,004
but, uh...
1240
01:31:44,071 --> 01:31:47,108
this goes out to everyone
we've lost this Easter.
1241
01:32:50,337 --> 01:32:51,605
We'll miss you.
1242
01:32:55,076 --> 01:32:57,745
Oh, Jeanie, that was wonderful.
1243
01:33:12,927 --> 01:33:15,729
Oh, for fuck's sake!
1244
01:33:15,863 --> 01:33:17,665
That's not good.
1245
01:33:17,798 --> 01:33:19,366
You think, honey?
1246
01:33:22,903 --> 01:33:24,605
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
1247
01:34:18,859 --> 01:34:20,327
Well, shit!
1248
01:34:22,730 --> 01:34:23,998
Yep.