NARRATOR: This week saw the launch of Love Island's,
sort of brand-new show.
With sort of brand-new Islanders from all around the world.
Oh, my word.
* I was talking in the air *
NARRATOR: And sort of brand-new host, Maya Jama.
I thought one of the guys farted.
NARRATOR: On the line, my favorite things, cash.
A hundred thousand dollars.
NARRATOR: Oh, and love.
You literally just flashed me your tits on day one.
NARRATOR: The bombshells detonated.
Steph walked right out...
- [gasps] - ...Kyra walked right in.
- Hi. - She looks tip-top.
- 9 x 7? - 49.
No!
What was I gonna say?
Don't know where you were going with that one.
- NARRATOR: There was game... - [screams]
- NARRATOR: ...after game... - Oh!
Let's fucking go, bitch.
NARRATOR: ...after game.
- [screaming] - [laughing]
I found your wig.
NARRATOR: It's been an epic week of drama.
- [screaming] - So, take your marks.
- Oh my God. - NARRATOR: Get set.
Get off me, I'm not a tree.
- NARRATOR: Go... - Crazy.
NARRATOR: ...into Unseen Bits.
[screaming]
***
[theme music]
NARRATOR: Welcome to Unseen Bits.
We're giving "Love Island Games" an almighty shakeup.
[all screaming]
NARRATOR: With exclusive unseen Islander action
that will leave you tongue-tied.
I'll give you half.
Why did I think you were gonna say "I'll give you head?"
- Maybe, no. - [laughing]
NARRATOR: We are showing you all the extra, exclusive,
unseen goodies from our Islanders.
[laughing]
NARRATOR: With "Love Island UK" host
and all-round global goddess, Maya Jama.
That is not gonna be a good pick.
NARRATOR: It's a full episode
that will have you exploding with excitement.
Oh, my days.
NARRATOR: We've got a romance worthy of Broke-Bed Mountain.
And truckloads of insects up here.
- [gasp] - You okay?
Oh, my God. A fucking fly almost went in my ear.
NARRATOR: We've got forgettable stunts.
Do something that I'm gonna remember
for the rest of my life.
- What was that? - That was so weak.
What the fuck [indistinct]?
NARRATOR: So, come and join
the world's greatest Islanders
on the world's greatest island.
Bloody hell. What a place.
NARRATOR: As they compete for true ca--
I mean, true love and cash.
This is "Love Island Games" Unseen Bits.
[romantic music]
Some say Love Island's nothing more than cheap,
trashy titillation.
And while we do appreciate the compliment,
we also feature in-depth cultural exchanges.
Isn't that right, Callum?
Is there a such thing as a French kiss?
- Yeah. - What is it again?
You gotta sit like back to front or something, innit?
- What? - It's like you want to see
what a real French kiss is.
A French kiss is like when you go like, you sit here.
- What is going on? - That's a French kiss, innit?
Bro, bro, bro, are you being deadly serious right now?
- Yeah. - For real?
- Yes. - Yeah, you're sick.
I wanna talk about. What are we talking about?
- Sit down Callum, please. - What are you talking about?
Yeah, but you gotta sit, you sit opposites, bro.
- You sit like this. - No, no.
Now, you sit there, you sit there, sit there.
I don't know, but this is weird.
- What is going on? - That's the French kiss.
- That's the French kiss, bro. - I swear to God, bro.
- I'm from France. - [all laughing]
I never heard about that.
What the fuck, bro?
He's got my boy mad.
That's so ridiculous. Honestly.
A French kiss is just like a-- like tongue in, no?
No, because there's actually there's actually sofas
that are designed like that.
Yeah, but why is that a French kiss?
No, no, we don't do that. French kiss is kiss.
I'm from France. You know what I mean?
NARRATOR: Oui, oui.
A French kiss is when you care for someone intensively.
A Glasgow kiss is when someone puts you in intensive care.
***
NARRATOR: "Love Island Games" host, Maya Jama,
is the most glamorous woman in the galaxy.
I was humbled to discover she memorized an entire
passage from my autobiography,
Crying in a Portaloo: The Iain Stirling Story.
It's very sad.
So I had these strings on this dress,
and I went in the portaloo and they dripped in the portaloo.
And I didn't realize, and then upstairs when I was putting it
back on and I was like, "I can smell shit."
- No! - What the fuck is going on?
Yeah, there was shit on my strings.
Oh, shit.
So I cannot wait to get this off.
How mad? I thought one of the girls farted and it was--
- Yeah, it was you. - It was me.
What? So is there still shit on the string now?
No, they took it off. No, they took it off.
I'm thinking, "Is that the string there?"
They cut it off.
Now you got, like, shitty hands.
No, it got cut. It got cut.
So to confirm, the shit bit got cut off.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's over. The story over already.
What, would you put that in? I don't mind.
NARRATOR: We definitely put that in.
It's jokes, innit?
NARRATOR: "Love Island Games" hosts-- they're just like us.
I'm covered in [bleep] right now.
[fanfare playing]
NARRATOR: "Love Island Games" is like
the United Nations of saliva swapping.
We actually hired a villa translator
so the international Islanders
could better understand each other.
Then we fired the translator
'cause it's just much funnier this way.
Do you say "no" like "nor"? Because I've been told that--
- Nor. - Nor.
Yeah, with an R.
We mock y'all so much in America.
Nor.
Honestly, we just love people with accents.
Oh, it's mental, bro. It is mental. Yeah, it's different gravy.
What does that mean? Happens to that.
Yeah, I'm gonna say you're just gonna be like, "Word."
I apparently have been walking around saying
that I'm gonna go and take a shit.
- Wait, what? - Beat shat.
That's what you've been saying?
Oh, my God, stop.
Beat shat?
You thought it was called the beat shat?
- Yeah. - No.
- Give me American. - Okay.
All right, American. American like.
Yo, so, what's up, dawg?
From the States, y'all.
Yeah, G., hot in here, G.
I got your back, but that was shockingly bad.
- Is it? - Yeah.
- Is that aloe vera? - It's aloe vera.
Do you know what would be crazy?
Hmm?
Toby walking over there goes [indistinct].
What? It was the accent and the speed all at once.
- I was like what? - Yeah.
I need to slow down my speaking.
All of you guys. It's crazy.
Liberty is the worst.
Yeah, but I said this before.
- Liberty's from Birmingham. - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where are you from again?
Birmingham in the UK, yeah.
- Burningham? - Birmingham.
Oh.
But in the second jar, I went on the violin.
- The second what? - The second jar.
- Jar? - Yeah.
- What's a jar? - The second jar.
- What does that mean? - Like--
Oh, second year? Second year.
It is mad, isn't it though?
I feel like things change hourly.
I'm sorry, I do not understand a word.
Have I woke up speaking, like, a different language?
Oh, my God, your slang is weird.
I reckon if you had a lot of drinks in you,
I reckon you'd be a hard bird to understand on a night out.
Coming from the Welsh boy. [laughs]
How much wood would a woodchuck chop
if a woodchuck could chop wood?
Yo, if I had your accent in the States, ooh.
No one'd know what the fuck you saying.
I feel like we're all sort of coordinating tonight.
We didn't even plan it.
I didn't understand what you were saying.
We'll get used to it. The different accents.
NARRATOR: Ma heid's mince, which is Scottish
and translates to I'm very confused.
Which is exactly what I am after watching that montage
full of what these people call English.
On to some Unseen Bits that we can actually understand.
The new couples paired off for their first one-to-one chat,
and it was then that we learned Callum is more open
- than this can of beer. - [can opens, hisses]
Cheers.
I feel like when it comes to like strength sort of stuff,
I'm there, but intellectual stuff, I'm fucked.
- You know what I mean? - Okay.
So hopefully we can kind of balance each other.
- What about speed? - Speed?
Do you wanna have a race? Shall we?
- Come on, let's do it. - All right. Okay.
Are we? I'm not gonna pump you on a speed race.
You'll never catch me.
No chance, no chance, no chance.
What you-- you already know?
- Are you scared of losing? - All right.
All right. [screams]
Okay, why am I so clumsy today?
So you wanna race me?
- Where are we racing to? - Okay.
I need to test out the speed, you know what I mean?
- So far what you've done. - So far we're even.
Like, what we've got going on.
Yeah, so we complement each other.
- Yeah, but this-- - So this is the last thing--
This is the moneymaker, and then we'll know--
We need to make sure we're starting from the same spot.
And then we'll know who's carrying the team and ready.
Right. Three. Two. One.
- [screaming] - Oh, shit.
- No! - Gonna beat you always.
I'll beat you always. I'll beat you always.
- Beat you always. - No!
-So basically-- -My boobs nearly fell out.
- They are out. - [screaming]
I was like, "Are they then out?"
I was really trying hard to not get a nip slip.
You literally just flashed me your tits on day one.
God, mental.
I was trying to, like, you know, play hard to get as well.
- Fuck me. - All right.
So we can add strength, uh, speed to my list too.
I think we can add speed to mine.
- [sighs] Questionable. - That was really close.
- It was close. - I was winning at first.
I'm fucked. Endurance. I'm struggling to recover.
- I'm fucked. - I feel like I'm gonna fall over again.
NARRATOR: I find the best way to get to know someone
is just going looking through their bins.
Steph prefers to ask people questions.
What a weirdo.
I have a question. I have a question for you guys.
What's the most embarrassing time you had in your life?
The most embarrassing time I've had in my life?
Yes. My mom has walked in on me, uh...
- Oh, my God. - No way.
Doing the deed. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Wait. Walked in on you doing what?
Doing the deed? Having well, in that case--
Okay, so my girlfriend, um,
I had her bent over the radiator and we were both butt naked.
And, uh, yeah, we were just, we were going at it then.
- Not going at it. - Yeah.
We were going for it, and me mom just-- normally she knocks.
She just walked straight in on me.
- Straight in. I mean, butt naked. - What did you do?
Couldn't hide it. I pulled out and just covered up.
No. No way.
- I didn't keep going. - Oh, my God.
That's like the worst, like,
position for your parents to walk you in on.
You know, like doggy style.
'Cos you can't even cover that up.
You can't even cover that up. Do you know what I mean?
There was no pretending that you were like playing
mermaids or something, like.
Mine was actually on Love Island.
So, like, so I had sex in the Hideaway, right?
I was watching-- rewatching the episodes back
with my mum and my dad, and all my cousins.
And I didn't know it was a hideaway episode, right?
So, like, it started airing.
All you hear is me going, "Ah, ah."
And it just played on surround sound, echoed the whole house.
My mum and dad are just like this.
Okay. Yeah, that's actually--
My cousins were like this.
And I was sitting there like...
And you watched it with your family?
- Yeah, bro. - The bass going every time
you're hitting the wall-- "Doof, doof, doof."
Watching with your family is crazy.
It's fucked. They showed everything.
I love that.
Mine has to be, I was at a bar in San Diego
and I had just met this guy.
What!
But we end up having sex on the beach, right?
So we're like butt naked going at it.
There was like a couple going on like
a romantic walk on the beach.
It was like at night. Yeah.
So they caught, like, us having sex.
Girl, like, screams. We run butt naked.
- She screamed? - Yeah, she was like screaming
- because she, like, heard us. - Oh, shit.
And so we run away.
When we got in the car, we, like, look back.
He had a setup
and we were going at it, like, right next to their setup.
Like, he was, like, walking her to, like, take her on like--
For the marriage proposal or something.
No, there was a sign that said, "Will you be my girlfriend?"
No way. And you were fucking next to it?
And then we probably ruined their whole,
like, boyfriend and girlfriend proposal.
No, you made it rememorable forever.
They'll never forget that, ever.
You made that for them.
We blessed their little-- their relationship.
Yeah.
NARRATOR: Liberty was on season seven of "Love Island UK",
and we just haven't had the chance to catch up since the show.
Naturally, I sat down and asked her
all the hard-hitting questions.
Liberty, what's your biggest turn-on in a man?
You know what it is?
Like, people think I'm really weird
but I really like [bleep].
Am I weird for that? I don't know.
NARRATOR: So what the bleep did she say?
Don't go anywhere.
We'll find out Liberty's big turn-on
right after this short, short, ever so short break.
***
NARRATOR: At "Love Island Games" Unseen Bits College,
you'll study building cultural bridges
with absolutely no French stereotypes.
Do you eat frogs?
NARRATOR: You'll debate democratic voting.
Should we take votes on who's gonna cry first?
Ooh, right. Let's go.
NARRATOR: Perform avant-garde theater...
and learn solo exorcism.
You can work out in the invisible gym
and do whatever this is.
[beatboxing]
NARRATOR: Learn to strut your stuff
but not how to be a barber for cats.
I haven't shaved my puss since I got in here. [laughs]
NARRATOR: So enroll at "Love Island Games"
Unseen Bits College today.
Terms and conditions apply.
***
Before the break, I was just catching up with Liberty, actually.
And I asked her a very casual question.
What is her biggest turn-on in a man?
You know what it is?
Like, people think I'm really weird
but I really like the [bleep].
Am I weird for that? I don't know.
NARRATOR: So what the bleep did she say?
You know what it is?
Like, people think I'm really weird
but I really like the big, dry hands.
But I like them to be moisturized anywhere else.
But the big, dry hands, the work hands for me.
I just think it's so sexy. [laughs]
NARRATOR: Oh, Liberty likes her blokes
the way I like my antique clocks.
Big. Dry. Hands.
This is "Love Island Games",
and as much as our cast is playing games,
so are our producers.
They didn't give our Islanders
a single night to get settled in
and threw blindfolds on them all on night one.
And had two secret bombshells come in to steal a few kisses.
The islanders whose partners were kissed
then had to prepare for a duel to keep their other half.
You already saw a bit of Jess and Liberty preparing for the duel.
But believe it or not, there are some bits you didn't get to see.
Here is an extended version of Liberty and Jess
studying up to fight for their lives or couple.
Whatever. It's the same thing, ultimately.
- What's 3 x 3? - 9.
BOTH: Yeah.
- 4 x 4. - 16.
Yeah.
- What's 7 x 3? - [shudders] 21.
- Yeah. - Yeah. [laughs]
- Okay, I got-- I got a tricky one. - Okay.
- This one's gonna be a hard one, okay? - Okay. No.
- 9 x 7. - 49.
- No. - It's not?
- Wait, it's not 49? - I think it's 63.
Four times-- no, 9 x 7.
What is the capital of France? That's easy, isn't it?
- Paris? - Yeah.
What is the capital of America?
Washington.
- Yeah. - Yes.
What is the capital of...
Africa?
JESSICA: Wait, isn't Africa a continent?
- Yeah, I think so. - Okay.
What is the capital of Australia?
Capital of Australia?
- Sydney. - No.
- Melbourne? - No.
- Brisbane? - This one's a hard one.
- Queensland? - No.
- Golden Coast. - No.
[laughs] Golden Coast.
One more. One more, and I'll give you the answer.
I don't know any more places in Australia.
Are you training each other up?
- Is that what you're doing? - Yeah, we're trying.
- What's the capital of Australia? - It's berserk.
Because it's this random place called Canberra, ACT.
Yeah, and no one lives there.
I'm like-- it's literally the map, like,
all the shit happens on the beaches
around the whole island
and in this fucking-- [indistinct] the city,
it's just like a random little village in the middle.
- [both laughing] - And it's fucking tiny.
- It's tiny. Is it not? - Yeah, true.
- How did they decide that one? - I don't know.
I reckon it used to be Sydney, didn't it?
- And then they just changed it. - No. No, bro.
And then you know why? You know why?
It's 'cause the fucking prime minister lives there, bro.
So if the prime minister moved to Sydney, Sydney would be the one?
Probably, yeah. I reckon that's how it works.
Wherever the prime minister is that's the fucking capital.
No, that's not how it works.
Oh, my God, that's madness. No way.
Because what happens if the new prime minister comes in like,
"Actually, I want to live in Perth,"
and then we all the offices-- have got to move to Perth
and everyone that works in the government have got to move to Perth.
Which is, like, 10 hours away. That's not how it works, Jess.
- No? - You're mental. You're mental.
NARRATOR: The cranial cram sesh paid off big time.
For us. Not them.
The Duel was just beating each other off...
a balance beam.
Get your heads out of the gutters.
Bombshells Johnny and Megan blew up Jess and Ray's game,
and they're the hot, new default couple in town.
Let's check out some more Unseen Bits.
***
The ASMR is the way to get people feeling tingly
through sounds.
[indistinct whispering]
JESSICA: Oh, that feels so good when you do that.
Do that again.
[Jessica laughs]
[indistinct] ASMR. Isn't that the name?
- SMR? ASMR. - ASMR.
[whispers] Hello, Islanders.
Do the people get, like, off on that shit?
- JESSICA: Yeah, you get tingles. - Do they?
It's like, you know, when you-- when you get, like--
I never understood it.
But, like, when you hear ASMR,
it's like the equivalent of feeling, like, goosebumps
when someone does this.
But you get it through sounds
- LISA: Okay. - That's mad.
[beatboxing]
That gave me goosebumps.
Spitting that shit.
Spit in my mouth.
- I spat-- I spat-- - I'm disgusted by that.
I spat in a guy's mouth once when I was having sex with him
- because he pissed me off. - [Lisa laughs]
And I went... [spits] ...in his mouth.
- I love that. I love that. - In his mouth.
Wait, did you know that the spitting thing
is, like, a witchcraft thing?
- And it's like-- - Shit, is it?
Yeah, I like-- love to, like, read about that stuff
and apparently, it's, like, a love spell.
So they're, like, be wary of, like,
when men know to, like, spit in your mouth during sex.
And, like-- it's like sometimes they know, like,
it's, like, not a kink but it's, like--
it's supposed to, like, tie you to them.
Oh, my God.
That makes sense because the guy's mouth I spat in,
he's, like, obsessed with me.
- Oh, my God. - CELY: Girl, yeah.
You successfully did, like, a witchcraft, like, spell.
- LISA: Wow. - No.
CELY: So if you want him to just be eating
out the palm of your hand, just spit in his mouth.
- Noted. Noted. - Noted.
NARRATOR: Noted?
We hear you, Cely,
but unfortunately, we found
that witch hats were out of stock,
so we had to settle for the next best thing.
Our most wanted challenge
had Islanders casting spells left and right.
You can tell by their faces they are falling in love.
[spitting]
- Mm. Mm-mm. Mm. Mm. - Mm. Mm. Mm-mm.
Stop moving the table too much
'cause the water's going everywhere.
NARRATOR: Did you know the game will be featured
at the upcoming Olympics?
The medals will be gold,
saliva and bronze.
CELY: I actually want to yak.
Yak a deedle deedle.
***
NARRATOR: Red alert! Callum's chatting to Megan.
I can only assume we're gonna need to bleep
something out somewhere.
Okay. Play on.
I don't know, I just never-- I just feel awkward in there
because I-- I've literally been there, like, three or four times.
It's not much at all. I just feel awkward.
I just feel-- I'm never usually an awkward person,
but every time you're there, I've just been so awkward.
Oh, my God. That's so funny.
When you come to the UK, I want to take you [bleep]
Because I can't imagine you being awkward.
I don't imagine.
I don't even feel myself when I'm doing it.
It's fucked, Meg. It's fucked.
It's like I'm a different person.
I just feel vulnerable.
NARRATOR: What the bleep did she say?
We'll find out what makes Callum awkward
other than, you know, being Callum
right after this totally not awkward break.
***
NARRATOR: Welcome back to "Love Island Games" Unseen Bits.
Before the break, Callum revealed to Megan
the only place he feels vulnerable.
But those bloody producers bleeped it.
It's like, I'm a different person. I just feel vulnerable.
[bleep]
NARRATOR: So what they bleep did she say?
That's so funny, when you come to the UK,
I want to take you to a strip club to see.
- Because I can't imagine you being awkward. - I don't imagine.
I don't even feel myself when I'm doing it. It's fucked.
It's like I'm a different person. I just feel vulnerable.
You're like-- when you can walk around and you walk around your head's up
and you can tell a confidence-- confident guy
'cause he's just like-- he's just bouncing like that.
And that's what I'm like-- I'm, like, my heads up.
I'm always scouting out. I like to be a peacock.
Everyone sees me. I want everyone to look at me.
But when I'm in there, I'm just kind of like...
You look like you're a little boy.
Yeah, my arms are together like that and when I'm sitting down,
I'm just like sitting down and I'm just like--
You know what I mean? Like I'm like--
You're like, don't look at me. I'm shy.
Yeah, I don't know where to look.
I'm just like, "Oh, don't feel uncomfortable."
I like it.
NARRATOR: I also feel vulnerable at strip clubs.
But once I start dancing
and guys cram dollar bills in my thong,
it's a real confidence boost.
***
Unseen Bits isn't all fun and games.
Sometimes our stories about the Islanders
that we just don't have time for in the main show,
but it really helps you get to know them better.
So we are changing the mood for a moment
while we learn a little more about Johnny.
I have a question, number one. What's this scar on your head?
Got struck by lightning.
No way.
- Yeah. - How?
I was outside, riding my bike,
and it started, like, thundering and stuff outside.
And it started raining really, really hard,
and I was, like, riding-- pedaling my bike back-- back to my garage
which is like, probably, like, two blocks away at this point.
I'm going really fast and out of nowhere,
everything just, like, went black.
And then I woke up, like, two years later.
Yeah, and I woke up out of a coma
and my mom was standing there
and she's like, "Johnny, you got struck by lightning."
- What? - Yeah.
I did not expect that.
I know, that happened when I was 21.
What's it like to be in a coma?
Like, what happens when you wake out of a coma?
Ah, it's kind of surreal.
Like, it was just like--
It felt like I had just went to sleep, and woken up--
- Two years later. - Yeah.
Oh, my God. That's so crazy.
That's fucking crazy.
No, but really, what happened-- [laughs]
Oh, my God!
I was two, I was like, three years old,
- and I was playing tag. - [laughs] Oh, for fuck's sake.
I believed it. [laughing]
NARRATOR: Aw, who was I kidding?
Unseen Bits is all fun and games
all the bloody time.
***
In the Scene Show, we showed you a spicy dare game.
And as the kids say nowadays, it was GIFfing shocked.
The Scene Show didn't have time to show you all the shocking dares.
But I snuck into one of the editor's computers
and swiped some extra dares just for you.
Check out these unseen dares you definitely haven't seen.
"Fake an orgasm."
- Oh, shit. - [Jack laughs]
Picture it in your head, close your eyes, and picture it.
I'm gonna picture...
[moans]
[all laughing]
- No. - CALLUM: That was--
Let's see, getting to know the girls.
A three-way kiss with your top two.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
CALLUM: The two Brits, innit?
The two Brits. The two Brits, you two.
Ow.
Make sure it's sloppy, yeah?
[Justine cheering]
JACK: Keep going.
[all laughing]
- "Reveal your dirtiest secret." - Make it filthy.
Once, I went to a sex party,
and someone I knew from home come up to me
whilst I was mid-sexual activity.
And it was so awkward.
I was like-- They was like, "How are you?"
And I was like-- she, like, mid... doing bits.
[awkward silence]
I dare you to do
your favorite sex position,
with emotion, with the person you would couple up with.
Come on then. [laughs]
JESSICA: Ow! [laughs]
[all applauding]
Right here.
BOYS: Whoa!
[all screaming in shock]
JESSICA: Whoo!
[all applauding]
NARRATOR: Liberty's all shook up
after an encounter with that decking.
That's D-E-C-K-I-N-G.
Back with more unseen debauchery after this break.
***
NARRATOR: Welcome back to "Love Island Games" Unseen Bits,
a safe place for like-minded enthusiasts
for bits that haven't been seen
who can meet to consume more Unseen Bits.
Like this one.
Don't stress, you can't stress with this stuff
'cause you don't know-- you don't even know what twists and turns this place has.
It's got more twists and turns than the game of Jenga.
- Is it Jenga? - No, it's Twister.
- Twister, that's the one. - Twister, with the mats?
- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah.
- What's Jenga? - Jenga's where you-- [laughs]
Where you're building, where you're building.
- You got the bricks. - Yeah, see, it's not Jenga.
It's not Jenga. We're not playing Twister.
We're not playing Jenga, we're playing--
What was I going to say? Who's on my mind?
Don't know where you're going with that one.
- No. - Don't know where we go with that one.
What was it? What's that game where you put--
Jigs-- Not Jigsaw. Yeah, Jigsaw.
Jigsaw. Jigsaw. Jigsaw. Yeah, we're playing Jigsaw.
But we're so slow, 'cause we're both so dumb.
NARRATOR: Remind me never to invite these two to games nights.
***
This is "Love Island Games",
and as the name suggests, there's love,
there's an island, and there's games.
But the mightiest game of all is Beach Hut Battle.
BOTH: Beach Hut Battle!
- Let's go, baby. - [both laughing]
NARRATOR: It's a civilized death match
for dominance between the USA and UK.
- Let's do this, UK. [battle cry] - UK, UK, UK!
- USA all the way, baby. - America.
NARRATOR: Team UK is Toby and Curtis.
* God save our gracious king *
NARRATOR: Team USA is Justine and Cely.
- Whoo! - I'm ready to win the game.
It's not even gonna be played, because we're gonna be winning.
- Ooh, energy. Okay. - [both laughing]
NARRATOR: Team UK will be tested on American slang.
While team USA will be grilled on terms from the UK.
The team with the most correct answers wins.
I feel like we know this line, pretty well, innit?
- Innit? - [laughs] Yeah.
That's the extent of how much we know.
NARRATOR: Both nations are gagging for bragging rights,
so let's do this.
First question is for the girls.
What is a quid?
England-- A quid is money.
It's a currency, a coin?
How much-- Right?
Like a Quidditch cup in Harry Potter.
[laughing] Girl.
- A quid is money or currency. - Lock that in.
- Lock that in. Yeah. - Lock that in.
NARRATOR: Ching, ching, a quid is a British pound.
- Okay. We were right. - Oh. Yeah!
NARRATOR: Across the pond, it's the first question for the boys.
In America, what's a fanny?
"In America, what is a fanny?"
"In the America, what's a fanny?"
"In America, what is a fanny?"
Is it like sliders? No, that's, no, that's--
That's the Aussies, they say "G-string."
Fanny pack?
- That's not [indistinct] - No, no. That is.
It's the Americans who say "fanny pack," yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it's a bum bag.
NARRATOR: So close, but not close enough.
- [buzzer] - That is incorrect.
A fanny is a butt in American English.
A butt?
A fanny.
What? Well, that it does explain why a bum bag is called
a fanny pack then in America.
- Ah, geez. - 'Cause a bum's fanny.
We should have thought of that.
NARRATOR: The American girls are up 1-0.
Girls, what is a chinwag?
Oh, wait, I feel like I know this.
A chinwag? Chinwag, it sounds like an insult.
"You fucking chinwag," you know.
- Like, a dick, maybe? - Yeah.
- Should we lock-- Chinwag. - Lock in like, a dick or asshole.
Yeah.
NARRATOR: That is incorrect.
A chinwag is another word for chat.
[both laughs]
- That makes sense. - You got to chinwag.
'Cause your chin is wagging when you're talking, that makes sense.
You're gonna have a good chinwag, innit?
I still think it sounds like a dis.
"You fucking chinwag."
NARRATOR: Boys, over to you in America.
What is a trunk?
- Ah! - Oh, a boot of a car.
A trunk is a boot of a car.
Yeah, like, in the trunk, "Put it in the trunk."
- "Put it in the trunk." - Yeah, junk in the trunk.
NARRATOR: That's correct.
[both cheering]
The score is now tied one all.
Girls, over to you, if someone in the UK
says "fanny," what are they saying?
- Fanny is-- - [Cely laughs]
Is it their vagina, or is it their booty?
- It's that fat coochie. - [both laughing]
Yeah, lock it in, we're gonna lock in...
- Vagina. - ...vagina.
- NARRATOR: Correct. - [both laughing]
Nice. One thing we gonna know is vagina.
Okay? Okay. Period. [laughs]
NARRATOR: The girls are now up 2-1.
The boys need to get this next question
to tie it up and force another round.
Boys, what is arugula?
- Arugula. - Arugula.
- Arugula, like-- - You got arugula.
- You got, like, swag. - I'm thinking a snake.
You know what, with fanny being a bum,
and arugula could be a--
Arugula, "You've got a nice arugula."
A big old johnson, yeah.
Right, we're locking it in. Arugula means...
...penis!
NARRATOR: No, it's rocket, I'm afraid.
- Oh, what? - What?
"Have you seen that arugula going up?"
NARRATOR: No, no, not that kind of rocket.
- Like, the salad. - Oh, rocket, the salad.
I thought it was a rocket, like... [imitates whooshing]
- Ah. - Arugula.
NARRATOR: Sorry, lads, but the ladies from the USA
just kicked you both in the "arugula."
That's right, baby! I mean, I knew we were gonna win.
That's how we do it. That's how we do it.
- Light work. - Light work.
- What's up? - [Cely laughing]
- Ah, my-- - We were crap, weren't?
NARRATOR: Join us next week for another Beach Hut Battle.
***
In this Unseen Bit, Cely's confession
is so interesting, I almost didn't notice her
rudely putting her shoes on my couch.
Come on, I've just had them reupholstered.
- What's your body count? - [both laughing]
- What's yours? - No, what's yours?
- What's yours? - Is yours, like, ridiculous?
- No, it's not. - Mine is like, 21 to, like, 25.
- Okay, now say yours. - Thirty-five.
That's respectable, you know?
Enough to know what you're doing,
but not like, in the hundreds
where you're like, just a fucking--
You'll fuck anything that moves.
I feel like I'm a very sexual person, like--
But, um, I'm-- I'm about
to be one-year celibate in--
- One year? - Mm-hmm.
That's crazy, you know?
I was like, "Let me just, like, not hook up just to hook up."
- Yeah. - And, I don't know,
after I hit, like, one month, I was like,
"Wait, I kind of like, feel really good,"
hit two months, but, like, next thing I knew,
it was six months, and I was like,
it's been half a year, and then, at that point,
it became something like, "Let me see how long I can go."
- The person I break-- - Breaks this for you.
Yeah, like, break celibacy with, will be, like, someone
that I know cares about me, and, like,
I know has potential of, like, being in my life, you know?
A year's celibacy. That's-- You know what that is?
That's an interesting fact about Cely.
- [laughs] Yeah. - And that's why
your name's Cely, for celibacy.
[Cely laughing]
NARRATOR: And Toby is short for...
"Toby or not Toby.
That is the question."
***
Hark, Lady Liberty of Love Island Manor
has gathered her most trusted chambermaids
to talk titillating tattle.
In other words, huge goss incoming!
You know what's, like, really weird?
Like, sometimes, I feel like [bleep] when I walk.
- What? - LIBERTY: Is that really weird?
NARRATOR: But what the bleep did she say?
Find out this extremely important
dressing room news when we come back.
***
["So Hot" by Lee Richardson playing]
* Give it all that you got *
NARRATOR: Here at "Love Island Games" Unseen Bits,
we've got unseen bits.
Oh, my God. They have unseen bits.
NARRATOR: Affirmative.
We've got solid gold unseen bits.
No "ifs" or "buts."
Actually, there's a lot of butts.
I will distract you with my body and destroy you with my mind.
NARRATOR: Mom says the same thing.
Look, it's an unseen bit!
Get off me, I'm not a tree.
NARRATOR: And another.
Freestyle makes a nice change from all the breast stroking.
So, slip into some very strong unseen bits.
- Look at my muscles. - JUSTINE: Girl.
***
[soft instrumental playing]
NARRATOR: Before the break, Liberty called a very important
meeting with the other girls who were getting ready for bed
to deliver some shocking personal news.
You know what's, like, really weird?
Like, sometimes I feel like [bleep] when I walk.
- What? - LIBERTY: No, is that really weird?
NARRATOR: But what the bleep did she say?
Like, sometimes I feel like I orgasm when I walk.
- What? - LIBERTY: No, is that really weird?
CELY: Okay. How do you do it?
- Give us some tips. - MEGAN: Yeah, teach us how.
No, so, when I'm, like-- so when I'm, like,
running late for something
and my, like, adrenaline is, like,
really, like, high,
and I feel like I'm running late for something
or like I'm really tense,
like, my muscles, my vagina muscles start, like,
moving.
Oh, my God. No way.
LIBERTY: Yeah. Is that weird?
- CELY: And then what? It just happens? - Yeah.
And then, like, obviously, like, in public,
- I can't let it but like-- - CELY: You can't let it?
You say, "Relax. Not now. Not now."
I would just be turning up late to everything if that happened.
- What a superpower. - MEGAN: I know.
NARRATOR: You heard it here first, folks.
Liberty has superpowers.
My superpower is always being able to conjure up
more of these unseen bits.
When he got dumped, Steph left bereft, but he cheered himself up
by wearing the biggest condom in the villa as a hat.
But moments before that,
there was this unseen bit.
- [speaks French] - [accordion music plays]
NARRATOR: We fired the villa translator,
but I studied French for a day and I'm pretty sure he said,
"This narrator is really cool."
Well said, Steph.
But it wasn't long before Steph was replaced by another French guy.
Who, it turns out, wasn't a French guy at all.
It's a bit of a [indistinct]
- [gasps] - [upbeat music plays]
NARRATOR: Callum is such a fan of a sleep-in.
Pretty much anything that happens before midday is an unseen bit.
- RAY: You didn't even see it, bro. - What?
- Bombshell. - Oh, fuck.
Her name's Kyra Green from Ray's season.
Seems nice, bro.
- Seems nice. - She's actually a bombshell?
- Yeah. Yeah. - The girls are showing her around.
- Fuck off. - Swear to God.
CALLUM: You guys are the worst liars in town.
Bro, a beautiful girl? I swear to God.
- Hmm. That white bikini. - CALLUM: Shut up.
Long, dark hair.
- JACK: Good to go, bro. - JOHNNY: Listen.
Why-- why would they be shouting like that?
Go up there now and say hello.
CALLUM: Oh, there is another one up there.
JOHNNY: Yeah, that's what we said.
NARRATOR: This is exactly why I wake up
at 4:00 a.m. every morning.
Don't want to miss a thing.
More unseen bits, please.
She looks all right. She looks tip-top.
***
NARRATOR: I have said it once, and I will say it again,
the games part of this Love Island
is actually important now.
And our Islanders are taking the games very seriously.
Literally every single Islander
is taking it so seriously.
If you was a spy and you had to walk--
walk into a room...
- Without-- without you seeing me? - ...without me seeing you.
- Okay. Just sit there. - Okay.
And I'm gonna come right up to you
- without you seeing me. - Okay.
- I'll pretend I'm reading a newspaper. - Okay.
[upbeat sneaky music plays]
Where is he? I can't see him at all.
[both laugh]
You're doing all right. You're doing all right.
You can't look at me. You can't look at me.
I'm trying not to, but it's hard
- when you [indistinct]. - Stop looking at me
- and open the newspaper. - Okay.
Yeah, yeah, I'm doing that now.
- [Callum exclaims] - [Liberty screams and laughs]
- Yeah, you know what? You've done quite well there. - Okay.
Okay, that was your strength.
You can be discreet in some aspects, that's good to know.
Fucking endurance is not there though, is it?
NARRATOR: The name's Blond. James Blond.
Callum's training for the All Spies on Me game
was quickly thrown out the window
because the blokes just stood around doing nothing.
Here are some seen and unseen bits
from our challenge, All Spies on Me.
- I found your wig. - [all laughing]
IMANI: Thanks, girl.
- MAYA: Oh, my God! - [laughing]
That went straight into my fucking eye, bro.
Like, into my eye, bro.
- WOMAN: I love the support. - [laughing]
Well, Lisa, you did so, so good.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- You did all right. - Thank you.
She hates swimming.
STEPH: Let's go!
- Energy. - MAYA: Energy.
Energy in the water.
- IMANI: Yes, Cely! - [all whoop]
- Yeah! - [all whoop]
- [all exclaim] - JESSICA: Oh, my God!
LISA: Oh, my God!
NARRATOR: 007 has a license to kill.
Unseen Bits has a license to thrill...
you with this short commercial break.
***
NARRATOR: Welcome back to "Love Island Games" Unseen Bits.
You asked for more Love Island,
we gave you "Love Island Games".
You asked for more unseen bits,
we gave you so many more Unseen Bits.
Shoe chef. No, sous-chef. Sous-chef, Callum.
- Sous-chef. - Sous-chef. What'd I say? Shoe chef.
- Sous-chef. - Sous-chef Callum is in the house.
NARRATOR: You asked for more gossip,
so now we are giving you
Unseen & Uncensored.
Hello. Hello. Hello.
NARRATOR: This week, we asked the Islanders
- what their weirdest ick is. - Uh.
NARRATOR: Other than a Scottish narrator
breathing heavily into a VO booth microphone.
[narrator breathes heavily]
Play the bit.
Wet doorknobs.
Why didn't you just dry your hands a bit?
When guys shave their whole body.
I mean, unless you're in a swimming competition
and you're doing it for, like, aerodynamic reasons,
why are you trying to be silkier than me?
Like, drinking tap water at the kitchen sink.
When guys have long toenails,
'cause if you're in bed with them and, like,
they scratch you, like, that's a lot.
Like, you don't really want that.
Ah, ugly feet. You know, corns, bunions.
You know what I'm saying? Crust on the heels.
Oh, you know what I'm talking about.
You know, when somebody's toothbrush,
when they just leave it to get super dirty
with all build-up of toothpaste nonstop on it.
They just, like, leave it there and it just gets dirtier and dirtier
and they still use it.
When a dude thinks he's, like, giving you sexy eyes,
and it's just, like, the most awkward stare.
Like, he's just like...
When guys have big butts.
I genuinely feel like men should not be allowed to wear socks
because they just, like, look crazy, putting them on.
If you're not looking after your nails...
what else are you not looking after?
Salty lips?
Think of a man putting on a dainty little sock
on his big-ass foot.
NARRATOR: Well, I don't think I'll be shopping
at Dainty Socks anymore.
Now, an unseen bit of Callum giving Liberty a geography quiz.
Fun fact, Liberty's wearing exactly the same outfit I wore
when I auditioned for this gig.
What city in America has that big, red bridge?
- New York? - Nah, there's no bridges in New York.
There's no bridges in New York?
Nah, there's no bridges in New York.
Yes, there is a bridge in New York.
There's no bridges in New York. There's not a single bridge.
There's that big, red bridge in New York, there is.
No, that big red bridge is definitely not in New York. It's in somewhere else.
- Brooklyn? - No, it's not Brooklyn.
- San Francisco. - Is it?
San Francisco, like this disco.
See, that's not geography though. That's your [indistinct].
Yes, exactly. I can't believe that.
Give me a state in America that's not, like, a city.
California.
California is a city, babe.
- Is it? - I-- it's definitely a city.
It's too big not to be a city.
["Lovers for the Night" by Aldous Finch, Calvin Yeah, Margot Maxine]
NARRATOR: Speaking of California,
we decided to fly Ariana Madix
all the way from Los Angeles to Fiji
to grace us with her presence.
I can't believe I'm gonna be watching a challenge IRL
- in front of my face. - Ariana, I thought you were a bombshell.
[gasps] I'm like 40.
- No way. - 38.
- No way. - ARIANA: Yeah.
NARRATOR: Even the wasps were excited to see her.
Whoa, my God. Oh, my God.
Okay. Sorry, it was a huge wasp.
NARRATOR: Hang on. Isn't this show Unseen Bits?
Hey, producers, show us the bits we didn't see.
Let's fucking go, bitch.
- Fucking hell. - [whooping]
- I feel like a bitch, but it makes me so happy. - [screaming]
Not in the face.
***
Madness and badness.
I love it. Revenge is sweet.
[exclaims] Fuck this!
[screaming]
Spread your weight over all four limbs.
Curtis keeps saying things about spreading fingers and toes
and [indistinct]
What a game.
Someone help me, please.
I can't see nothing at all.
I feel like I'm in Edward Scissorhands.
NARRATOR: That felt like a lot of unseen bits
probably 'cause it was a lot of unseen bits.
Join us next week for another a lot of Unseen Bits.
***