1 00:00:10,510 --> 00:00:13,179 NARRATOR: This week on "Love Island Games" was-- 2 00:00:13,213 --> 00:00:14,347 [Callum, Jack laughing] 3 00:00:14,381 --> 00:00:15,648 NARRATOR: Oh, how can I put this? 4 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:17,117 Hey, mate, what's going on? Crazy. 5 00:00:17,150 --> 00:00:19,386 NARRATOR: Come on, Iain, it's top of the show. 6 00:00:19,419 --> 00:00:21,554 - Hold me back, hold me back! - [Eyal screaming] 7 00:00:21,588 --> 00:00:23,256 - [Toby screaming] - NARRATOR: Oh, I know. 8 00:00:24,190 --> 00:00:25,892 Wall to wall 9 00:00:25,925 --> 00:00:29,062 to wall epic epicness. 10 00:00:29,095 --> 00:00:31,364 Hey, that was pretty fucking impressive. 11 00:00:31,398 --> 00:00:33,099 NARRATOR: But tonight, 12 00:00:33,133 --> 00:00:36,336 it's time to unleash 13 00:00:36,369 --> 00:00:38,838 the insanity of Unseen Bits. 14 00:00:39,539 --> 00:00:40,940 Fucking hell! What was that? 15 00:00:41,441 --> 00:00:43,043 Oh, what the fuck? 16 00:00:43,076 --> 00:00:44,678 I hope that they have alien orgies. 17 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:46,146 NARRATOR: Only with Unseen Bits 18 00:00:46,179 --> 00:00:49,549 can you really know what's happening on the inside. 19 00:00:49,582 --> 00:00:51,851 - I was like, "Yo, yo, yo, yo." - NARRATOR: Inside the Villa. 20 00:00:53,687 --> 00:00:56,122 Inside the Islanders. 21 00:00:56,156 --> 00:00:57,891 I've been sweating and shitting all day. 22 00:00:57,924 --> 00:00:59,959 - It's been great. - What the fuck is going on? 23 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:03,630 NARRATOR: And inside every coconut-scented cage fight 24 00:01:03,663 --> 00:01:05,965 in our tropical colosseum. 25 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:09,202 - I am greatness! - IAN, CELY: Yes! 26 00:01:09,235 --> 00:01:11,671 - I love it. - [laughing] Yeah! 27 00:01:11,705 --> 00:01:15,875 NARRATOR: This is "Love Island Games" Unseen Bits. 28 00:01:16,976 --> 00:01:17,711 Epic. 29 00:01:18,144 --> 00:01:20,547 - Bosh! - Bosh! 30 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:24,150 [theme song playing] 31 00:01:33,660 --> 00:01:37,130 ["Peer Gynt Suite No. 1" by Lorne Balfe] 32 00:01:37,163 --> 00:01:40,533 NARRATOR: Fiji, jewel of the Pacific. 33 00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:44,204 A volcanic island erupting with beauty. 34 00:01:44,804 --> 00:01:46,539 The cradle 35 00:01:46,573 --> 00:01:49,342 of civilization 36 00:01:49,376 --> 00:01:52,345 where our ancestors walked upright 37 00:01:52,379 --> 00:01:54,781 for the very first time... 38 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:59,753 heralding a new era of intelligent life, 39 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:03,390 Homo sapiens made meaning from symbols. 40 00:02:03,890 --> 00:02:06,192 Shapes become sounds. 41 00:02:06,693 --> 00:02:10,530 Thus, language was born, 42 00:02:10,563 --> 00:02:14,234 and the universe bore witness to humankind's 43 00:02:14,267 --> 00:02:16,503 very first words. 44 00:02:16,536 --> 00:02:19,673 *** 45 00:02:19,706 --> 00:02:21,574 That's fucking sick, bro. 46 00:02:21,608 --> 00:02:24,844 NARRATOR: Oh, no, we're not witnessing the birth of humanity. 47 00:02:24,878 --> 00:02:27,847 It's "Love Island Games" Unseen Bits. 48 00:02:27,881 --> 00:02:29,382 CALLUM: Fucking bosh. 49 00:02:29,416 --> 00:02:31,818 *** 50 00:02:32,452 --> 00:02:33,920 CELY: [indistinct] 51 00:02:33,953 --> 00:02:35,922 NARRATOR: To prepare for their imminent boost in fame, 52 00:02:35,955 --> 00:02:38,258 the Islanders hosted a make-believe red carpet event. 53 00:02:38,291 --> 00:02:40,994 Much like the ones they'll attend on the outside world. 54 00:02:41,094 --> 00:02:42,228 It was unseen. 55 00:02:42,262 --> 00:02:43,730 * Yo, check-a me out * 56 00:02:43,763 --> 00:02:47,367 Okay, guys, and guys, this is Cely and Eyal, thank you. 57 00:02:48,134 --> 00:02:49,903 [camera shutters clicking rapidly] 58 00:02:49,936 --> 00:02:51,171 [in high voice] Eyal, we love you. 59 00:02:51,204 --> 00:02:52,605 Eyal, please, over here. 60 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:53,907 CELY: Eyal, can I get one alone? 61 00:02:53,940 --> 00:02:55,742 - EYAL: Yeah, of course. - One alone is crazy. 62 00:02:55,775 --> 00:02:59,412 That is experience. That-- that is experience. 63 00:02:59,446 --> 00:03:00,814 Fantastic, fantastic. 64 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:03,083 NARRATOR: As a narrator, when I attend red carpet events, 65 00:03:03,116 --> 00:03:06,419 people ask me to get off the red carpet. 66 00:03:06,453 --> 00:03:08,555 *** 67 00:03:09,889 --> 00:03:13,393 [upbeat instrumental playing] 68 00:03:13,426 --> 00:03:16,062 A recent rainy day proved the Islanders are just like 69 00:03:16,096 --> 00:03:17,897 a record-breaking submarine. 70 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:20,300 When drenched in water, they descend into depths 71 00:03:20,333 --> 00:03:22,302 lower than anyone thought imaginable. 72 00:03:24,938 --> 00:03:26,973 What the fuck? It's crazy. 73 00:03:27,073 --> 00:03:29,509 - That foot grip. - Girl, be gripping. 74 00:03:30,443 --> 00:03:32,846 What do they call a hand job with your feet? 75 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:34,414 - A foot job. - Is that it? 76 00:03:34,447 --> 00:03:37,117 - Oh, it's just a foot job? - Yeah, it's a foot job still. 77 00:03:37,150 --> 00:03:40,253 [smooth instrumental playing] 78 00:03:40,286 --> 00:03:41,488 I don't know that-- if I-- 79 00:03:41,521 --> 00:03:43,590 JESSICA: Oh, yeah, this is-- 80 00:03:43,623 --> 00:03:45,125 Is that crunches? 81 00:03:45,158 --> 00:03:46,826 No, I-- I'm practicing giving a foot job. 82 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:49,129 Oh, I thought you were doing crunches. 83 00:03:49,162 --> 00:03:50,597 [both laughing] 84 00:03:50,630 --> 00:03:51,931 A foot job's like this. 85 00:03:53,099 --> 00:03:54,534 - Oh, like this. - Yeah. 86 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:56,503 - Why was I going like this? - I don't know. 87 00:03:56,536 --> 00:03:58,505 Have you ever-- Have you ever given one? 88 00:03:58,538 --> 00:04:00,807 No, never. I hate feet. 89 00:04:01,441 --> 00:04:04,377 Why was I going like this? It's like this? 90 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:08,615 - Cely, what in the fuck? - I'm practicing my foot job. 91 00:04:09,315 --> 00:04:11,084 That's a proper foot job right there. 92 00:04:12,052 --> 00:04:13,219 NARRATOR: I'm sorry, 93 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:15,188 I thought a proper foot job was what you got 94 00:04:15,221 --> 00:04:17,157 when you graduate as a podiatrist. 95 00:04:17,190 --> 00:04:19,726 *** 96 00:04:21,227 --> 00:04:24,064 In this unseen bit, master pickup artist Callum 97 00:04:24,064 --> 00:04:26,066 demonstrates the moves that show everyone 98 00:04:26,066 --> 00:04:27,734 that you are full of confidence, 99 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:30,303 and your jockstrap is full of fire ants. 100 00:04:30,337 --> 00:04:31,571 [indistinct] 101 00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:33,807 [girls giggling] 102 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:35,342 - Hey. - Hey, babe, how are you? 103 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:37,811 I'm good. I'm loving the sass. 104 00:04:37,844 --> 00:04:39,913 You're looking very fucking juicy today. 105 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:42,816 - Thanks. - Um, just a couple of facts about me. 106 00:04:42,849 --> 00:04:44,317 Um, I've got a UK driver's license. 107 00:04:44,351 --> 00:04:46,886 Um, I've actually got an Australian driver's license. 108 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:48,321 - Nice. - I'm six foot two. 109 00:04:48,355 --> 00:04:50,223 My shoulder-to-waist ratio is astronomical. 110 00:04:50,256 --> 00:04:51,691 Now, with the facts out of the way, 111 00:04:51,725 --> 00:04:52,792 let's buy me a drink, yeah? 112 00:04:52,826 --> 00:04:55,095 - [all laughing] - Bosh. 113 00:04:55,595 --> 00:04:57,597 CALLUM: All right, role reversal, role reversal. 114 00:04:58,198 --> 00:05:00,133 Role reversal is crazy. This is gonna be crazy. 115 00:05:01,901 --> 00:05:04,037 This is just-- I'm juiced up, right? 116 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:06,272 I've fucking got big watches on and stuff with the boys. 117 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:07,574 [all laughing] 118 00:05:07,607 --> 00:05:09,609 [in low pitch] Yeah. Yeah. Lemon squeezer. 119 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:11,044 - Yeah. Yeah. - [Megan clears throat] 120 00:05:11,444 --> 00:05:13,046 - [Megan clears throat] - CALLUM: Somebody's got COVID. 121 00:05:13,079 --> 00:05:15,382 [all laughing] 122 00:05:15,415 --> 00:05:17,417 No, I don't know. [laughing] 123 00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:19,719 - Getting shy a bit? - No, I don't know what I'll do. 124 00:05:19,753 --> 00:05:21,221 I'd just be like, hey, how are you? 125 00:05:21,254 --> 00:05:22,889 Yeah. Good. What's happening? You like me? 126 00:05:22,922 --> 00:05:24,891 [all laughing] 127 00:05:24,924 --> 00:05:27,594 I've got no game. I don't know what I'd say. 128 00:05:28,094 --> 00:05:29,329 I-- I'd just stand here, 129 00:05:29,362 --> 00:05:30,797 and pretend I was ordering my own drink, 130 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:32,298 and then, be a bit like... 131 00:05:34,300 --> 00:05:36,603 - A bit like this. - CALLUM: [indistinct] 132 00:05:36,636 --> 00:05:38,471 You gotta work your magic, you know what I mean? 133 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:39,806 No, I don't. This is the magic. 134 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:41,441 - CALLUM: Oh, is it? Okay. - [Megan laughing] 135 00:05:41,474 --> 00:05:44,277 - Well, you're fucked then. - Fuck you. 136 00:05:44,310 --> 00:05:46,179 NARRATOR: Callum is also a sex coach. 137 00:05:46,212 --> 00:05:48,081 He offers one-on-one intensives 138 00:05:48,081 --> 00:05:50,984 that last anywhere between 15 to 30 seconds a session. 139 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:54,487 *** 140 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:56,089 Peacock said they want us to include 141 00:05:56,089 --> 00:05:59,793 more scenes tailored to the lucrative entomology market. 142 00:05:59,826 --> 00:06:01,761 So, for those of you studying insects, 143 00:06:01,795 --> 00:06:03,296 this one's for you. 144 00:06:03,329 --> 00:06:05,432 - She was a li-- - Fucking hell! 145 00:06:05,465 --> 00:06:06,800 [screaming] What was that, bro? 146 00:06:07,934 --> 00:06:10,170 What was that, bro? That was a bat. 147 00:06:10,637 --> 00:06:11,871 Oh, fuck me. 148 00:06:11,905 --> 00:06:13,940 Oh, my God, why's there a bug on my bed? 149 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,041 Oh, no. 150 00:06:16,142 --> 00:06:17,510 Yeah. Protein, protein. That's a whole lot of protein. 151 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:19,446 - That's a big-ass protein. - [Jack laughing] 152 00:06:19,479 --> 00:06:20,780 [Imani blowing] 153 00:06:20,814 --> 00:06:23,917 - Not with chilis and shit. - No fucking way. 154 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:26,353 TOBY: Oh! Oh! 155 00:06:28,488 --> 00:06:30,357 [screaming] It's crawling. 156 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:31,758 - [insects buzzing] - Right. 157 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:34,928 Oh, my God, it's there, it's there. 158 00:06:34,961 --> 00:06:35,695 [Liberty laughing] 159 00:06:37,964 --> 00:06:38,932 Oh, shit. 160 00:06:39,599 --> 00:06:41,735 - Jesus. - What fucking is that, bro? 161 00:06:41,768 --> 00:06:42,736 You just hit that, yeah? 162 00:06:42,769 --> 00:06:44,337 - Yeah. - Fucking hell. 163 00:06:44,371 --> 00:06:46,573 Don't, don't, don't, don't, get it off, get it off, please. 164 00:06:46,606 --> 00:06:47,841 - [laughs] I can't. - Please. 165 00:06:47,874 --> 00:06:49,809 - No, I can't. - Where is it? Oh, my God. 166 00:06:49,843 --> 00:06:51,544 [Liberty screaming] 167 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:54,381 - Girl. Damn, girl. - Fuck, sorry. 168 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:57,784 I'm just seeing some shit coming towards my face. [laughs] 169 00:06:59,119 --> 00:07:00,553 NARRATOR: Callum's a good-looking lad. 170 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:03,390 I bet plenty of people would like to kiss him. 171 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:06,126 I also bet plenty of people are about to change their minds. 172 00:07:06,626 --> 00:07:07,727 Look at that cockroach. 173 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:08,928 Dead. 174 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:14,768 - Look at that. - Fuck. No, bro. That's crazy. 175 00:07:14,801 --> 00:07:16,503 - Look at it. - JOHNNY: Is it alive? 176 00:07:16,536 --> 00:07:19,039 EYAL: No, it's dead. If I win this show-- 177 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:20,340 JACK: What the fuck are you doing? 178 00:07:20,373 --> 00:07:23,943 If I win this show, I'll give you two grand 179 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:25,178 if you eat this. 180 00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:28,214 JACK: What if you ate it now, and he didn't win the show, 181 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:29,849 you're just shit out of luck? 182 00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:32,152 - EYAL: Yeah, you just ate it. - JACK: Don't got the minerals. 183 00:07:32,852 --> 00:07:34,454 Don't say that to me, 'cause I'm just gonna-- 184 00:07:34,487 --> 00:07:36,423 You don't got the minerals to eat that, to chomp that. 185 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:40,493 [overlapping shouting] 186 00:07:43,496 --> 00:07:45,131 You don't have the minerals. 187 00:07:45,165 --> 00:07:47,667 - No! - [both screaming] 188 00:07:47,701 --> 00:07:49,469 EYAL: Spit it out, spit it out, spit it out! 189 00:07:49,502 --> 00:07:52,138 - No! - Bro, he just ate a big-ass beetle, y'all. 190 00:07:52,172 --> 00:07:53,573 No, he just ate that beetle. 191 00:07:53,606 --> 00:07:56,443 No, bro. [laughing] 192 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,645 - EYAL: Oh, my God, bro. - JACK: That's so disgusting. 193 00:07:58,678 --> 00:08:00,814 EYAL: That is horrendous. 194 00:08:00,847 --> 00:08:03,450 On international television. 195 00:08:04,851 --> 00:08:07,053 - CALLUM: Fucking madness. - What did it taste like? 196 00:08:07,087 --> 00:08:07,854 CALLUM: Beetle. 197 00:08:09,022 --> 00:08:10,790 NARRATOR: And, Paul McCartney, if you are watching, 198 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:13,727 which of course you are, I'm sorry for your loss. 199 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:17,831 *** 200 00:08:17,864 --> 00:08:21,534 [scheming instrumental playing] 201 00:08:21,568 --> 00:08:23,603 Okay, I really don't know whether doing accents 202 00:08:23,636 --> 00:08:25,105 is politically correct anymore, 203 00:08:25,138 --> 00:08:27,674 but it's not me who will get canceled, 204 00:08:27,707 --> 00:08:29,709 it's the Islanders, so let's have at it. 205 00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:32,946 [Valley accent] We're from LA, and so, like, it's so fucking cool. 206 00:08:33,046 --> 00:08:35,715 Hey, girls, are we going to pilates tomorrow? 207 00:08:35,749 --> 00:08:38,785 - Pilates. - JACK: Should we get avocado and toast tomorrow? 208 00:08:38,818 --> 00:08:39,953 [girls laughing] 209 00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:41,154 - Georgia. - GEORGIA: Yeah. 210 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:42,789 You try to be LA girl. 211 00:08:42,822 --> 00:08:44,624 [with strange accent] Oh, my God, hi, you scared me, 212 00:08:44,657 --> 00:08:46,693 you should have let me know it was you coming in. 213 00:08:46,726 --> 00:08:48,395 [all laughing] 214 00:08:48,428 --> 00:08:50,864 You sound like Betty Boop or something. 215 00:08:51,431 --> 00:08:53,133 You sound like a Southern girl. 216 00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:56,936 It's the one line I learned at drama school in the American accent. 217 00:08:57,604 --> 00:08:58,872 That was like hillbilly. 218 00:09:00,106 --> 00:09:01,408 Give us an English accent. 219 00:09:02,642 --> 00:09:04,010 [with British accent] What do you mean? 220 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,812 Do you think that maybe, if I came over there 221 00:09:05,845 --> 00:09:08,281 for a chat that you would want to talk to me? 222 00:09:08,314 --> 00:09:10,650 - That was good. - That was actually so good. 223 00:09:10,684 --> 00:09:13,019 - Was it all right? - Yeah, that was so, so good. 224 00:09:13,019 --> 00:09:15,055 - Thank you, guys. - I can't say "guys." [laughs] 225 00:09:15,088 --> 00:09:16,356 I'm like, "Thank you, guys." 226 00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:19,225 - You all right? - You all right? 227 00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:20,827 Maybe I can get some tea. 228 00:09:21,327 --> 00:09:23,029 NARRATOR: Tea? That reminds me, 229 00:09:23,029 --> 00:09:24,497 it's time for the next 230 00:09:24,531 --> 00:09:29,035 U-N-S-E-E-N-B-I... Tea. 231 00:09:29,035 --> 00:09:30,337 [Toby laughs] 232 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:32,672 *** 233 00:09:33,540 --> 00:09:37,377 NARRATOR: Now, this show isn't just hunky beefcakes talking nonsense outside. 234 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:40,480 They also talk nonsense inside. 235 00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:43,183 Would you rather [bleep]... 236 00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:44,484 [Ray laughing] 237 00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:46,119 ...or [bleep]? 238 00:09:46,152 --> 00:09:47,454 [laughing] 239 00:09:47,487 --> 00:09:50,056 I'm not saying that sentence on camera ever. 240 00:09:50,056 --> 00:09:51,491 Have it taken out of context. 241 00:09:52,058 --> 00:09:54,394 NARRATOR: So what the bleep did he say? 242 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,763 What's so shocking is that not even Johnny 243 00:09:56,796 --> 00:09:58,164 would let his mouth near the words? 244 00:09:58,198 --> 00:09:59,666 Damn. 245 00:09:59,699 --> 00:10:00,800 NARRATOR: Find out after this. 246 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:03,536 [tinkling] 247 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:09,275 [theme music playing] 248 00:10:11,244 --> 00:10:15,281 [upbeat instrumental playing] 249 00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:16,549 NARRATOR: Oh, hello. 250 00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:18,251 [in high pitch] Hello, what's your name? 251 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:19,386 NARRATOR: I'm Iain. 252 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:21,021 Are you ready to twerk your way 253 00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:22,655 into more Unseen Bits? 254 00:10:22,689 --> 00:10:25,325 Pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa. 255 00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:28,161 NARRATOR: Great, because this week, our Islanders were moving. 256 00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:30,263 JACK, CALLUM: Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew. 257 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:31,431 NARRATOR: Grooving. 258 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:32,365 Where the hips are, 259 00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:33,533 the man follows, see that. 260 00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:35,969 NARRATOR: And downright boogieing. 261 00:10:36,002 --> 00:10:37,904 Pecks were popping. 262 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:40,240 No one's stopping. 263 00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:42,375 *** 264 00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:44,044 And beats were dropping. 265 00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:49,049 They kept dancing even when they were sopping. 266 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:52,185 - Come on, good shit, bitch. - Bitch. 267 00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:55,388 NARRATOR: So, let's two-step our way into more Unseen Bits. 268 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:59,659 Before the break, Eyal asked a truly shocking question, 269 00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:00,960 I think... 270 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:04,130 would you rather [bleep]... 271 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,432 [Ray laughing] 272 00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:07,067 ...or [bleep]? 273 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,401 [laughing] 274 00:11:08,435 --> 00:11:10,870 I'm not saying that sentence on camera ever. 275 00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:12,439 Have it taken out of context. 276 00:11:12,972 --> 00:11:15,875 NARRATOR: But what the bleep did he say? 277 00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:17,911 Would you rather... 278 00:11:17,944 --> 00:11:20,080 [laughing] 279 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:22,449 ...have your dick on your nose... 280 00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:23,550 [Ray laughing] 281 00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:24,718 ...or no dick? 282 00:11:24,751 --> 00:11:28,355 [goofy instrumental playing] 283 00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:30,423 You're walking around to the shop, 284 00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:32,092 and like, you got a dick on your nose. 285 00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:33,660 [Ray laughing] 286 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,428 Like, you see-- You see something crazy, 287 00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:36,796 your nose is gonna rise. 288 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:38,832 - [Ray laughing] - I'll have a dick on my nose, 289 00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:40,367 for sure, yeah, fuck, yeah. 290 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,902 I'm not saying that sentence on camera ever. 291 00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:44,337 Have it taken out of context. 292 00:11:45,772 --> 00:11:47,741 I'd make it work. I'd make it work. 293 00:11:47,774 --> 00:11:49,743 It's gonna be like, "Unseen Bits." 294 00:11:49,776 --> 00:11:51,378 And then, it's gonna have me saying that. 295 00:11:52,012 --> 00:11:54,280 NARRATOR: Unseen Bits, never heard of it. 296 00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:57,717 Johnny, cover your ears. On to more Unseen Bits. 297 00:11:57,751 --> 00:12:00,053 *** 298 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:04,591 Just like when I lived in a shared house full of nuns, 299 00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:08,094 Toby found it hard to get used to other people's habits. 300 00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:10,697 By the way, in fact, I need to speak to you. 301 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:14,768 Something terrible, crazy, 302 00:12:14,801 --> 00:12:18,838 like, potentially cancelable. 303 00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:22,676 - JUSTINE: What? - Crazy, Justine, man. 304 00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:25,278 That's mad. Just like, why, how? 305 00:12:25,311 --> 00:12:27,514 - How could you ever do that? - What? 306 00:12:28,114 --> 00:12:30,283 Grapes and ketchup, crazy. 307 00:12:30,316 --> 00:12:32,419 - Wait, who the fuck did that? - Crazy. 308 00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:36,189 Hey, someone down there done grapes and ketchup on the same plate. 309 00:12:36,222 --> 00:12:37,590 Are you serious? 310 00:12:37,624 --> 00:12:39,993 Cheese toasty, grapes and ketchup. 311 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,961 What, you dip the grapes in the ketchup? 312 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:43,697 [laughs] 313 00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:44,931 TOBY: Crazy. 314 00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:48,935 And I want everyone to know, camera, let them know 315 00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:52,205 that Justine put grapes with ketchup. 316 00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:54,174 Crazy. Cancel her. 317 00:12:54,741 --> 00:12:56,910 NARRATOR: Toby, if you don't like it, you can always leave. 318 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:58,178 Nah, don't bother. 319 00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:00,280 You get dumped pretty soon anyway. 320 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,382 *** 321 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:06,720 [Asian-themed instrumental playing] 322 00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:08,922 Affirmations are new age nonsense, 323 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:12,125 a quick fix used by dreamers too lazy to take responsibility 324 00:13:12,158 --> 00:13:14,294 for the dumpster fire life they created. 325 00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:16,663 And I swear by them. 326 00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:19,666 [in unison] I will enter these challenges fearless, 327 00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:21,634 because I'm stronger than I think. 328 00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:22,902 That was a good one. 329 00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,871 I will not overthink 330 00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:25,839 and just be myself. 331 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:30,076 [in unison] I will not overthink and just be myself. 332 00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:33,646 I am worthy of finding a genuine connection. 333 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:37,150 [in unison] I am worthy of finding a genuine connection. 334 00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:39,819 - I am enough. - [in unison] I am enough. 335 00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:41,588 - [Cely chuckles] - I love this. 336 00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:43,723 Yeah! [laughing] 337 00:13:43,757 --> 00:13:45,492 This is nice, mate. 338 00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:47,994 NARRATOR: Out with the seen bits... 339 00:13:48,094 --> 00:13:49,229 [inhales] 340 00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:51,264 ...in with the unseen bits. 341 00:13:51,297 --> 00:13:52,365 [exhales] 342 00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:54,668 Out with the seen bits, 343 00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:57,103 and in with the unseen bits. 344 00:13:57,637 --> 00:14:00,940 My heart is open, I'm ready to receive 345 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:03,176 the next unseen bit. 346 00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:05,612 *** 347 00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:09,883 Now the round of Would You Rather chosen by our lawyers. 348 00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:12,919 When I demanded a different scene, they said, 349 00:14:12,952 --> 00:14:15,655 "Would you rather keep your job or..." 350 00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:19,526 I said, "Don't bother finishing that sentence. I'll just play the bit." 351 00:14:19,926 --> 00:14:21,695 Would you rather-- Would you rather not be able to 352 00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:23,163 bend your knees or bend your elbows? 353 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:24,230 Bend my elbows. 354 00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:26,099 I need to be able to walk. 355 00:14:26,132 --> 00:14:27,734 JOHNNY: So, you'll be like this, everywhere you go. 356 00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:29,069 Yeah, but how are you gonna walk? 357 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:31,304 You can walk like this. 358 00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:33,106 TOBY: So, you can walk how you walk anyway, bro. 359 00:14:33,139 --> 00:14:35,241 - JOHNNY: You'd be like this. - TOBY: How you walk anyway. 360 00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:37,077 Or you can walk everywhere, but you'd be like this... 361 00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:39,179 [Ray laughing] 362 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,948 You wouldn't be able to touch your face ever. 363 00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:45,518 So, yeah, I think I'd rather walk with straight legs and be able to bend my arms. 364 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,320 Because you gotta be able to bend your arms, bro. 365 00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:48,788 Imagine not being able to bend your arms. 366 00:14:48,822 --> 00:14:50,757 - Yeah, so... - 'Cause you'd be able to like, 367 00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:52,459 straight leg bound when you are running. 368 00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:53,560 You know what I mean? Like... 369 00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:56,796 Yo, imagine a straight leg race. 370 00:14:56,830 --> 00:14:57,697 Let's try this. 371 00:14:57,731 --> 00:15:00,700 [overlapping conversation] 372 00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:02,068 I'm fucking ready. Give me straight. 373 00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:03,269 Straight leg race. 374 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:04,504 Oh, you straight leg bound? 375 00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:09,509 - [boys laughing] - What the fuck is going on? 376 00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:11,511 But arms would be fucked, 'cause you couldn't brush your teeth. 377 00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:13,713 - TOBY: You couldn't drink. - Yeah. 378 00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:15,482 You'll be doing everything with your feet. 379 00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:17,617 NARRATOR: Well, I never thought I'd say this, but I think Callum 380 00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:20,954 said it best when he said, "What the [bleep] is going on?" 381 00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:23,690 *** 382 00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:25,525 *** 383 00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:28,128 This Unseen Bit proves boasting about your fitness 384 00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:31,164 is like reverse parking a trailer in front of your father-in-law. 385 00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:33,233 You must be able to back it up. 386 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,568 Please welcome to the stage 387 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,904 Miss Steel! 388 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,873 Representing Great Britain 389 00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:43,343 in the UK Natural Bodybuilding Championships. 390 00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:45,512 Right now, we are gonna see her 391 00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:48,214 flex her biceps. 392 00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:50,417 Flex your bicep. 393 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:54,220 Now, we're gonna see her tense her abs. 394 00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,356 Tense her abs. 395 00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:58,291 - GEORGIA: I do have little ones. - You do. 396 00:15:58,324 --> 00:15:59,726 Yeah, you've got nice abs. 397 00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:01,528 Considering I've not done any pilates for four weeks. 398 00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:03,830 - You're toned, man. - I've not done any pilates for four weeks. 399 00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:06,332 - Pilates is fucking hard. - I do, strong-- No, I'm good. 400 00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:09,602 I can hold plank for three minutes. 401 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:10,837 - No, you can't. - Wow. 402 00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:12,305 - No, you can't. - GEORGIA: I can. 403 00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:13,573 Well, then, go for it, go on. 404 00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:14,674 I'm not doing it right here. 405 00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:17,210 Why not here? It's padded here, we'll count. 406 00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:18,678 GEORGIA: I can do it for three minutes. 407 00:16:18,712 --> 00:16:20,413 One Mississippi. Two Mississippi. 408 00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:22,649 All right. One. Two. 409 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,918 Three. Four. 410 00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:27,153 Long day, [indistinct], bro. 411 00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:28,188 You just [indistinct]-- 412 00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:30,156 Eight, nine. 413 00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:33,059 [echoing] 10, 11, 12. 414 00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:36,796 58, 59, 60. 415 00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:39,532 One. Two. Three. 416 00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:41,134 Four. Five. 417 00:16:41,735 --> 00:16:44,404 53, 54, 55, 56, 418 00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:47,207 57, 58, 59, 60. 419 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,208 Final minute. 420 00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:51,945 One. Two. Three. Four. Five. 421 00:16:53,079 --> 00:16:57,150 51, 52, 53, 55, 56, 422 00:16:57,183 --> 00:17:01,254 57, 58, 59, 60! 423 00:17:01,287 --> 00:17:03,056 That was pretty fucking impressive. 424 00:17:03,089 --> 00:17:04,858 Yeah, that was good. 425 00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:07,460 Yeah. Gun show, baby. 426 00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:10,096 What way's the beach? What way is the beach? 427 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:12,565 - That way? Or is it that way? - You're fucking jacked. 428 00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:14,200 NARRATOR: You know what takes me three minutes? 429 00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:16,169 Actually, on second thought, forget I said anything. 430 00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:17,804 Let's just crack on. 431 00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:19,939 *** 432 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,242 This week, on the main show, you saw a Tug of War 433 00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:23,877 that sent Toby and Georgia packing. 434 00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:28,248 But in earlier, less dumpy times, 435 00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:30,050 Toby faced off in another way, 436 00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:31,751 and it was a much fairer fight. 437 00:17:31,785 --> 00:17:35,822 [dramatic, scheming instrumental playing] 438 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:11,358 [boys laughing] 439 00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:21,334 We were like spies. No one sensed it. 440 00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:23,570 We saw that bottle there, we went straight over to him, 441 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,605 and then soon as I did that big pour, 442 00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:27,607 bosh, we're on the floor. Gone, and we're gone, it's gone. 443 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,142 - It's gone. - It's gone. 444 00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:30,810 - The military style. - The military. 445 00:18:30,844 --> 00:18:33,046 He didn't have a clue. He still doesn't know who it was. 446 00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:35,515 He's still in the bedroom thinking, "Fuck, is there a leak in the roof?" 447 00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:37,584 He's like, "What's going on? Crazy, crazy" 448 00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:41,287 This type of prank is only down to two people. 449 00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:44,257 Callum or Jack. Now, they started a war. 450 00:18:45,058 --> 00:18:46,760 A war has begun in the Villa. 451 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:50,830 [suspenseful instrumental playing] 452 00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:59,472 This guy, he thinks-- 453 00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:01,775 This is Love Island, this ain't Snooze Island, bro. 454 00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:05,311 This is-- Come on. Come on. 455 00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:12,552 [Toby laughing] 456 00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:14,154 You fucking dead end. 457 00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:16,222 You fucking [indistinct]. 458 00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:19,726 [Toby laughing] 459 00:19:20,226 --> 00:19:21,327 It looks like I pissed myself. 460 00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:23,463 You got to fight fire with fire, 461 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,865 but in this case, water with water. 462 00:19:25,899 --> 00:19:28,902 So, I've got him back in the best way possible. 463 00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:30,470 And I've even got Johnny to film it. 464 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:33,173 So, I'll always have that in my arsenal. 465 00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:35,475 Fantastic. 466 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:36,776 NARRATOR: Such a shame 467 00:19:36,810 --> 00:19:39,045 a prank war isn't part of the real games. 468 00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:41,381 For Toby, not for anyone else. 469 00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:45,051 They love still being on the show as much as I love this quick ad break. 470 00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:48,655 [tinkling] 471 00:19:51,825 --> 00:19:53,827 *** 472 00:19:57,163 --> 00:20:00,333 NARRATOR: Welcome back to "Love Island Games" Unseen Bits. 473 00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:03,503 This unseen bit comes with a public safety warning. 474 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:07,207 Do not, I repeat, do not let Callum teach you anything. 475 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,576 Do you know what's fucking absolutely crazy? 476 00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:11,578 When you look up to that moon, 477 00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:14,280 that moon is a fucking star. 478 00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:16,950 - It's that big, that far away. - JACK: The moon's not a fucking star. 479 00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:19,386 - CALLUM: Isn't it? - JACK: Fuck no. What are you talking about? 480 00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:21,187 I thought the sun was the moon. 481 00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:24,591 I thought the sun was the moon at nighttime. 482 00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:26,393 JOHNNY: You thought the moon was the sun at nighttime? 483 00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:28,395 Yeah, well, there's two different ones? 484 00:20:30,030 --> 00:20:32,132 JACK: The reason why you see the moon is because the sunlight 485 00:20:32,165 --> 00:20:35,101 hits the moon's surface, and then we can see it. 486 00:20:35,135 --> 00:20:36,369 But there's no sun now, bro. 487 00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:38,004 JACK: No, no, but the sun still hits it. 488 00:20:38,038 --> 00:20:41,041 If we put that moon on Earth, like, how big is it? 489 00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:42,375 Size of like, a state. 490 00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:43,543 Like, medium-well. 491 00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:47,681 - JACK: No. - Like Los Angeles. 492 00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:49,549 JACK: Bigger than that. 493 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,818 No, as big as, like, Africa as a continent. 494 00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:53,887 I mean, the moon is pretty fucking big. 495 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,722 CALLUM: How did they get there in the '60s, bro, 496 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,524 and they haven't got back since? That's bollocks. 497 00:20:57,557 --> 00:20:59,225 JACK: You'd go back every weekend, wouldn't you? 498 00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:00,694 Yeah, if you knew you could get there, 499 00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:01,961 and it was fine, like, you just-- 500 00:21:02,062 --> 00:21:03,530 We'll find out sooner rather later, 501 00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:06,266 because if they did, stuff would still be there. 502 00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:09,135 - They left stuff behind. - The flag. 503 00:21:09,169 --> 00:21:11,538 JACK: Mm, maybe. There's no wind, bro. 504 00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:12,972 So, how the fuck was that flickering? 505 00:21:13,073 --> 00:21:14,074 Why is there no wind? 506 00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:16,109 JOHNNY: Because there's no atmosphere. 507 00:21:17,544 --> 00:21:18,978 There's no wind in space? 508 00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:22,082 - There's no wind in space, bro. - You'd think that it'd be wind, 509 00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:23,516 'cause it's like, high up, innit? 510 00:21:25,085 --> 00:21:27,754 NARRATOR: And the Emmy for Best Educational Television Special 511 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:31,925 goes to Callum on The Moon Is the Sun 512 00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,727 on Unseen Bits. 513 00:21:34,194 --> 00:21:36,563 *** 514 00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:41,134 Now, an unseen chat about the Islanders first times. 515 00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:42,635 I remember my first time. 516 00:21:42,669 --> 00:21:45,105 Eighteen wonderful seconds 517 00:21:45,105 --> 00:21:47,273 behind the Aberdeen cat shelter. 518 00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:49,275 Oh, my producer is telling me that this chat 519 00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:53,246 is about their first times on Love Island. Carry on. 520 00:21:53,279 --> 00:21:55,115 LIBERTY: You did the rooftop, and I [indistinct]. 521 00:21:55,115 --> 00:21:57,417 - What one was you? - JOHNNY: I was at Fiji. 522 00:21:57,450 --> 00:21:59,786 I think it was nowhere near as big as this. 523 00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:02,856 So, like, you couldn't really go for a quiet chat. 524 00:22:02,889 --> 00:22:05,225 No, everyone could hear everyone's chats, yeah. 525 00:22:05,258 --> 00:22:07,527 If you tried to say, "Ah, yeah, I don't like Jack." 526 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,062 It'd be like, "Yo, yo, yo! 527 00:22:09,062 --> 00:22:11,064 Yo, yo, yo! Wait, wait, wait, wait. 528 00:22:11,064 --> 00:22:13,900 - I can hear you!" - [all laughing] 529 00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:15,201 Did y'all keep your water bottles? 530 00:22:15,235 --> 00:22:17,170 I actually still have my water bottle. 531 00:22:17,203 --> 00:22:20,440 I do too, I do too. I kept our things. 532 00:22:20,473 --> 00:22:23,209 Do you remember the Cely and Johnny from our last date? 533 00:22:23,243 --> 00:22:25,879 - And then with the dancer on it from Caesars Palace? - Oh, yeah, yeah. 534 00:22:25,912 --> 00:22:28,548 I have that still, I have a memory box that I keep like everything in. 535 00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:30,250 - GIRLS: Aw. - I remember getting dumped, 536 00:22:30,283 --> 00:22:32,852 as soon as I got dumped, I took the stone from the fire pit. 537 00:22:32,886 --> 00:22:34,921 - [all laughing] - I was like, "I'm done? 538 00:22:34,954 --> 00:22:37,223 All right, see ya later," and I just put it in my pocket. 539 00:22:37,257 --> 00:22:38,291 And I left. 540 00:22:38,324 --> 00:22:39,959 NARRATOR: Alpha, Bravo, Coconut. 541 00:22:39,993 --> 00:22:42,095 UK stone thief has revealed himself. 542 00:22:42,095 --> 00:22:43,763 Perp is tanned and shirtless. 543 00:22:43,797 --> 00:22:45,565 Repeat, tanned and shirtless. 544 00:22:45,598 --> 00:22:46,566 Go, go, go! 545 00:22:48,234 --> 00:22:51,538 *** 546 00:22:51,571 --> 00:22:54,841 ["Don't Call Me Crazy" by Nineoneone] 547 00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:57,410 NARRATOR: To return to play games on a spinoff show, 548 00:22:57,444 --> 00:22:59,879 be an unforgettable Islander. 549 00:22:59,913 --> 00:23:03,249 To return to host games on a spin-off show, 550 00:23:03,283 --> 00:23:06,419 be an unforgettable Maura Higgins. 551 00:23:07,487 --> 00:23:10,657 The best way to understand the Higgins effect 552 00:23:10,690 --> 00:23:13,059 is just to look at Callum's face. 553 00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:17,530 You did see Maura hosting, Knowing Me, Knowing You in the main show. 554 00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:20,066 But there were some rounds 555 00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:22,235 you didn't see. 556 00:23:22,268 --> 00:23:23,503 How is everyone? 557 00:23:23,536 --> 00:23:25,472 I've been sweating and shitting all day. 558 00:23:25,505 --> 00:23:26,306 It's been great. 559 00:23:26,339 --> 00:23:28,141 [music stops] 560 00:23:31,711 --> 00:23:35,749 Which Islander does your partner think is the most annoying? 561 00:23:35,782 --> 00:23:36,983 Oh, fuck. 562 00:23:38,985 --> 00:23:40,387 Toby, we're starting with you. 563 00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:42,522 One guy in the Villa, Callum. 564 00:23:42,555 --> 00:23:43,623 [laughs] 565 00:23:43,656 --> 00:23:44,991 - Callum. - MAURA: Callum. 566 00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:46,259 Fuck it. Here we go. 567 00:23:46,292 --> 00:23:48,161 - Callum. - Callum. 568 00:23:48,194 --> 00:23:50,897 - Poor Callum. - [all laughing] 569 00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:52,332 - My boy Callum. - Callum. 570 00:23:52,365 --> 00:23:54,100 - Callum. - Callum. 571 00:23:54,701 --> 00:23:56,436 I had to give it to my boy Callum. 572 00:23:56,469 --> 00:23:57,737 Does everyone actually have Callum? 573 00:23:58,471 --> 00:24:00,040 To be fair, that is-- That is expected. 574 00:24:00,073 --> 00:24:01,541 I did actually, pick myself at the start, 575 00:24:01,574 --> 00:24:02,642 but then, I was like, "Nah." 576 00:24:02,676 --> 00:24:04,644 He knows it. He knows it. 577 00:24:04,678 --> 00:24:06,646 - MAURA: Yeah. He knows it. - IMANI: He's an idiot. 578 00:24:08,048 --> 00:24:10,583 MAURA: Boys and Megan, this question is for you. 579 00:24:10,617 --> 00:24:14,587 Which Islander would your partner say is the weakest? 580 00:24:16,690 --> 00:24:19,592 I said Jess, 'cause she's small. 581 00:24:20,293 --> 00:24:21,895 I said Cely. 582 00:24:21,928 --> 00:24:23,063 Okay, Jack? 583 00:24:23,096 --> 00:24:24,264 I put Jess. 584 00:24:24,297 --> 00:24:25,632 Justine, do you agree? 585 00:24:25,665 --> 00:24:27,267 No, I put... 586 00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:29,469 - [laughs] - She put Callum. 587 00:24:29,502 --> 00:24:32,072 - Why? - Girl code and all that, Jack. 588 00:24:32,105 --> 00:24:35,442 Weakest Islander? I'm not really sure where they're coming with that angle. 589 00:24:36,109 --> 00:24:38,178 I feel like I'm a fucking boss in this villa. 590 00:24:38,211 --> 00:24:41,981 - Justine, you and I gonna have a word after this. - Eyal? 591 00:24:42,082 --> 00:24:44,084 I haven't been in here long enough, but I put Jess 592 00:24:44,084 --> 00:24:46,086 because I've heard that she's not very good at challenges. 593 00:24:46,653 --> 00:24:49,456 I've literally, like, done good in the last two. 594 00:24:49,489 --> 00:24:51,091 Jess, don't listen to him. You're great. 595 00:24:51,124 --> 00:24:52,692 The boys are not well. 596 00:24:53,226 --> 00:24:55,228 - Johnny? - I said, Jess. 597 00:24:55,261 --> 00:24:57,364 - What the fuck, Johnny? - Fuck. 598 00:24:57,397 --> 00:24:59,132 What the fuck, Johnny? [laughs] 599 00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:00,734 NARRATOR: If I didn't know any better, 600 00:25:00,767 --> 00:25:02,268 I'd think the producers actually wanted 601 00:25:02,302 --> 00:25:03,770 to stir up drama. 602 00:25:03,803 --> 00:25:05,605 I know they don't, 603 00:25:05,638 --> 00:25:07,741 I know they wouldn't want to, 604 00:25:07,774 --> 00:25:09,843 but it does seem like that at times. 605 00:25:10,877 --> 00:25:12,812 [dramatic music plays] 606 00:25:12,846 --> 00:25:14,447 It's bigger than the Super Bowl. 607 00:25:14,481 --> 00:25:16,850 It's more important than the Rugby World Cup. 608 00:25:16,883 --> 00:25:19,052 It's the end of a season. 609 00:25:19,052 --> 00:25:21,221 It's the last episode of Unseen Bits, 610 00:25:21,254 --> 00:25:24,357 which means it's also time for the last 611 00:25:24,391 --> 00:25:27,127 Beach Hut Battle. 612 00:25:28,595 --> 00:25:32,465 - Beach Hut Battle, bitches. - Beach Hut Battle, bitches. Yes! 613 00:25:32,499 --> 00:25:36,136 NARRATOR: It's the game where we pit different countries against each other 614 00:25:36,169 --> 00:25:39,372 and have them compete for absolutely nothing. 615 00:25:39,839 --> 00:25:42,575 It's an honor to represent Australia in the Beach Hut Battle. 616 00:25:42,609 --> 00:25:45,612 [chanting] USA! USA! 617 00:25:45,645 --> 00:25:47,580 NARRATOR: Representing team Australia 618 00:25:47,614 --> 00:25:49,916 are the only Australians we have. 619 00:25:49,949 --> 00:25:51,885 Callum and Jess. 620 00:25:51,918 --> 00:25:53,386 One's from Wales. 621 00:25:53,420 --> 00:25:55,188 But you're not even Australian. 622 00:25:55,221 --> 00:25:57,490 Yeah, but it's still an honor because I love the country to bits. 623 00:25:57,524 --> 00:25:59,793 So big up the Aussies. You know what I'm saying? 624 00:25:59,826 --> 00:26:03,830 NARRATOR: Representing team USA, we have Courtney and Imani. 625 00:26:03,863 --> 00:26:07,067 - We are America. [giggles] - Yeah. Shit. 626 00:26:07,100 --> 00:26:08,802 NARRATOR: Teams will be asked general knowledge questions 627 00:26:08,835 --> 00:26:11,571 about the other team's country of origin. 628 00:26:11,604 --> 00:26:13,640 The team with the most correct answers wins, 629 00:26:13,673 --> 00:26:16,476 thus undoing over 100 years of alliances 630 00:26:16,509 --> 00:26:18,178 between the two great nations. 631 00:26:18,211 --> 00:26:20,246 We know so much about America. 632 00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:23,416 Lots and lots about America. They got no fucking idea. 633 00:26:23,450 --> 00:26:25,385 NARRATOR: Now, because I'm feeling generous, 634 00:26:25,418 --> 00:26:28,455 I'll start the scores at zero-all. 635 00:26:28,488 --> 00:26:30,890 Team Australia to go first. 636 00:26:30,924 --> 00:26:34,060 The United States capital is Washington, D.C. 637 00:26:34,060 --> 00:26:36,930 What does D.C. stand for? 638 00:26:38,365 --> 00:26:40,066 - What the fuck? - The cap-- 639 00:26:40,066 --> 00:26:41,935 To be honest, I thought the capital of America 640 00:26:41,968 --> 00:26:44,170 - was fucking New York. - I thought it was Hollywood. 641 00:26:44,971 --> 00:26:46,906 I thought it was Hollywood. Where that big sign is. 642 00:26:46,940 --> 00:26:48,842 [laughs] How the fuck are we supposed to-- 643 00:26:48,875 --> 00:26:51,311 Yo, can't we get a clue? Like, that's so hard. 644 00:26:51,344 --> 00:26:52,812 - That's so... - That's not fair. 645 00:26:52,846 --> 00:26:55,949 - Domestic culture. Culture. - Yeah. 646 00:26:55,982 --> 00:26:59,252 - Domestic culture. - Domestic culture. Because it's mixed culture. 647 00:26:59,285 --> 00:27:01,388 - NARRATOR: Sorry, that's incorrect. - [buzzer buzzes] 648 00:27:01,421 --> 00:27:03,757 D.C. stands for the District of Columbia. 649 00:27:04,491 --> 00:27:06,426 - Columbia? - What the fuck? 650 00:27:06,459 --> 00:27:09,095 What the fuck? Are you taking the piss? 651 00:27:09,129 --> 00:27:12,065 - What the fuck? - Why is Columbia there? It's a different country. 652 00:27:12,932 --> 00:27:14,701 NARRATOR: Over to the Americans. 653 00:27:15,568 --> 00:27:17,270 Wombats are native to Australia, 654 00:27:17,303 --> 00:27:19,839 but what shape are their poops? 655 00:27:19,873 --> 00:27:22,042 - Fuck. - What kind of shit is this? 656 00:27:22,075 --> 00:27:24,310 Oh, I think I saw them when I was there. 657 00:27:25,045 --> 00:27:27,614 - Yeah, but I didn't look at their poop. - [laughs] 658 00:27:27,647 --> 00:27:30,917 - Would it be round? - I feel like maybe. 659 00:27:30,950 --> 00:27:33,887 - I say we're going to lock in "round." - Yeah. 660 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:35,522 - NARRATOR: Sorry girls, that's wrong. - [buzzer buzzes] 661 00:27:35,555 --> 00:27:37,590 Wombat droppings are cube-shaped. 662 00:27:37,624 --> 00:27:40,293 - [gasps] What is it? - Fuck. I knew it! 663 00:27:40,326 --> 00:27:42,262 I fucking had a feeling that it was gonna be wrong. 664 00:27:42,295 --> 00:27:44,864 - It has square poop? No. - No. 665 00:27:44,898 --> 00:27:46,833 - What does his butt look like? - Yeah. 666 00:27:46,866 --> 00:27:49,536 NARRATOR: I don't have information on the wombat butthole. 667 00:27:49,569 --> 00:27:50,904 I'll need to look into it. 668 00:27:51,938 --> 00:27:53,440 The score is 0-0. 669 00:27:55,475 --> 00:27:58,411 Back to the Aussies, Jess and Callum. 670 00:27:58,445 --> 00:28:02,482 In America, if someone says something is cattywampus, 671 00:28:02,515 --> 00:28:03,616 what do they mean? 672 00:28:04,150 --> 00:28:07,520 - What the fuck do these people-- - Cattywampus? 673 00:28:07,554 --> 00:28:10,457 What's cattywampus? [laughs] 674 00:28:10,490 --> 00:28:13,026 "Oh, that is cattywampus!" 675 00:28:14,060 --> 00:28:17,230 Cattywampus means, like, you're, like, 676 00:28:17,263 --> 00:28:19,432 you talk behind people's back, but you're a pussy. 677 00:28:19,466 --> 00:28:21,034 Yeah, bro. That's a good one. 678 00:28:21,067 --> 00:28:22,635 - Yeah. - You know what I mean? 679 00:28:22,669 --> 00:28:24,471 'Cause it's like, you're being catty and, like, a pussy. 680 00:28:24,504 --> 00:28:26,673 - Yeah, cattywampus. Like, you're a womp - Womp. 681 00:28:26,706 --> 00:28:28,074 - You're a puss. Yeah. - Yeah. 682 00:28:28,108 --> 00:28:30,443 Yeah, so you talk behind people's backs, 683 00:28:30,477 --> 00:28:32,078 and you just are a pussy about it, 684 00:28:32,112 --> 00:28:33,680 you don't even say it to their face. 685 00:28:33,713 --> 00:28:35,548 - NARRATOR: Sorry, that is not correct. - [buzzer buzzes] 686 00:28:35,582 --> 00:28:38,318 Cattywampus means something is a little bit off, 687 00:28:38,351 --> 00:28:40,520 crooked or askew. 688 00:28:40,553 --> 00:28:42,589 [laughs] But-- but what the fuck? 689 00:28:43,289 --> 00:28:45,125 But, like, what, like, that's a bit crooked? 690 00:28:45,158 --> 00:28:48,695 Could you imagine me, like, going, "That is cattywampus"? 691 00:28:48,728 --> 00:28:51,598 What? You would just say it's fucking not straight. 692 00:28:52,532 --> 00:28:54,234 NARRATOR: Back to the Americans. 693 00:28:54,267 --> 00:28:57,170 In Australia, what is a joey? 694 00:28:57,203 --> 00:28:58,772 - Oh. - What is it? 695 00:28:58,805 --> 00:28:59,839 It's a kangaroo. 696 00:28:59,873 --> 00:29:01,207 - Is it? - Yeah. 697 00:29:01,241 --> 00:29:03,576 - Oh, okay. - I got this. 698 00:29:03,610 --> 00:29:05,612 We are going to lock in "a kangaroo." 699 00:29:06,780 --> 00:29:08,581 - Good shit, good shit. - A baby kangaroo. 700 00:29:08,615 --> 00:29:09,716 NARRATOR: Correct. 701 00:29:09,749 --> 00:29:11,885 - Ah! Yay! - Yeah, baby! 702 00:29:12,352 --> 00:29:14,754 - Yes! - That was good. Yay. 703 00:29:15,488 --> 00:29:18,224 NARRATOR: Team USA takes a lead at 1-0. 704 00:29:20,460 --> 00:29:24,264 If you were going to perform a "Star-Spangled Banner," 705 00:29:24,297 --> 00:29:26,266 what would you be doing? 706 00:29:26,299 --> 00:29:30,337 What the fuck is a star-spangled banner? 707 00:29:30,370 --> 00:29:33,640 Maybe the star-spangled banner is, like, 708 00:29:33,673 --> 00:29:35,809 a banner that they get when they're, like, you know, 709 00:29:35,842 --> 00:29:37,277 they've done well in a movie or something. 710 00:29:37,310 --> 00:29:39,546 - You know what I mean? - Yeah, that's so smart. 711 00:29:39,579 --> 00:29:43,183 Yeah, they get their plaque on the floor in Hollywood as a star, 712 00:29:43,216 --> 00:29:45,051 or they get a star-spangled banner 713 00:29:45,051 --> 00:29:46,953 which is just basically a banner that goes across their chest 714 00:29:47,053 --> 00:29:48,555 saying how well they did. 715 00:29:48,588 --> 00:29:51,591 - NARRATOR: A creative guess but no. - [buzzer buzzes] 716 00:29:51,624 --> 00:29:54,561 It would be singing the US national anthem. 717 00:29:54,594 --> 00:29:57,097 Oh, yeah, we're gonna know what that is, aren't we? 718 00:29:57,130 --> 00:29:59,766 - These are so hard. - We're on Love Island, you know what I mean? 719 00:29:59,799 --> 00:30:01,768 - We're not in uni. - [laughs] 720 00:30:01,801 --> 00:30:03,737 - We're not in-- - Fuck no. It's not Uni Island. 721 00:30:04,671 --> 00:30:06,673 NARRATOR: Back over to the USA. 722 00:30:06,706 --> 00:30:10,777 What activity do Australians have a legal obligation to carry out? 723 00:30:11,344 --> 00:30:13,346 - Alligator hunting? - Yeah. [laughs] 724 00:30:13,380 --> 00:30:14,714 Do they do that? 725 00:30:14,748 --> 00:30:16,116 - I'm dead. - Cleaning up. 726 00:30:16,149 --> 00:30:17,517 Well, if they have so many beaches, 727 00:30:17,550 --> 00:30:20,086 what if they have to legally-- 728 00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,022 What if they-- Keep their beaches clean 729 00:30:22,055 --> 00:30:23,957 or, like, a no littering policy? 730 00:30:23,990 --> 00:30:26,926 Okay, we're gonna lock in "cleaning the beaches." 731 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:30,530 NARRATOR: The answer is, Australians have an obligation to vote. 732 00:30:31,031 --> 00:30:34,434 - Oh! - Oh, duh! Everyone has to vote. 733 00:30:34,467 --> 00:30:36,069 NARRATOR: The score is still 1-0. 734 00:30:36,703 --> 00:30:38,371 Australia need this point to draw. 735 00:30:38,405 --> 00:30:40,840 America need this point to win. 736 00:30:40,874 --> 00:30:43,009 Final question for the Aussies. 737 00:30:43,043 --> 00:30:44,511 How do you spell "Mississippi?" 738 00:30:45,011 --> 00:30:47,447 - Mississippi. - Mississippi. 739 00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:50,617 M-I-S-S-I... Missi-- 740 00:30:50,650 --> 00:30:52,652 ...S-I-P-P-I. 741 00:30:52,686 --> 00:30:54,087 Mississippi. 742 00:30:54,788 --> 00:30:56,089 No. 743 00:30:56,122 --> 00:30:59,626 M-I-S-S-I- 744 00:30:59,659 --> 00:31:02,629 S-S-I-P-P-I. 745 00:31:02,662 --> 00:31:05,665 - Mississippi. - Mississippi with an I at the end? 746 00:31:05,699 --> 00:31:08,301 - Wouldn't it be a Y? - Mm. Trust me, trust me. 747 00:31:08,335 --> 00:31:11,805 NARRATOR: You spell Mississippi. M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I. 748 00:31:12,372 --> 00:31:15,508 Or backwards, I-P-P-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-M. 749 00:31:16,109 --> 00:31:18,311 - Yeah, we got it. - Fuck yeah. 750 00:31:18,345 --> 00:31:19,579 - Do we? - I think so. 751 00:31:20,547 --> 00:31:22,716 NARRATOR: One last question for the Americans. 752 00:31:22,749 --> 00:31:25,652 In Australia, if someone refers to a franger, 753 00:31:25,685 --> 00:31:27,754 what would they be talking about? 754 00:31:27,787 --> 00:31:29,789 - It's a fucking franger. - [laughs] 755 00:31:29,823 --> 00:31:33,093 - Does it sound aggressive? Or is it franger? - A little. 756 00:31:33,093 --> 00:31:35,695 - A lazy person? - Franger? Oh, that's good. 757 00:31:35,729 --> 00:31:37,097 - Yeah? - I support it. 758 00:31:37,097 --> 00:31:39,699 Okay. We're gonna lock in "a lazy person." 759 00:31:39,733 --> 00:31:41,101 - NARRATOR: Incorrect. - [buzzer buzzes] 760 00:31:41,134 --> 00:31:43,103 A franger is a condom 761 00:31:43,103 --> 00:31:46,506 which is worn down under, mate. 762 00:31:46,539 --> 00:31:47,574 Damn it! 763 00:31:48,842 --> 00:31:51,011 We used the shit out of that franger last night. 764 00:31:51,111 --> 00:31:52,612 [laughing] 765 00:31:52,645 --> 00:31:54,247 That's a big franger. 766 00:31:54,948 --> 00:31:57,384 NARRATOR: This competition would fit right next to my bed 767 00:31:57,417 --> 00:32:00,120 because it's a draw. 768 00:32:00,854 --> 00:32:03,790 Ooh, see, that means we didn't do too bad. 769 00:32:03,823 --> 00:32:07,060 - We didn't do too bad. - There's someone out there that's smart too like us. 770 00:32:07,060 --> 00:32:09,462 Or dumb like us. Either way, we'll take it. 771 00:32:09,496 --> 00:32:12,098 - Yeah. - A tie is a tie. Even Steven. 772 00:32:12,132 --> 00:32:13,299 Really? 773 00:32:14,067 --> 00:32:15,335 - A tie? - Okay. 774 00:32:16,269 --> 00:32:17,303 Fuck it. 775 00:32:18,104 --> 00:32:20,273 NARRATOR: But it won't be a tie for long. 776 00:32:20,306 --> 00:32:22,409 Join us next week for another-- 777 00:32:22,442 --> 00:32:25,912 Hang on, no, this is the last Unseen Bits for "Love Island Games". 778 00:32:25,945 --> 00:32:27,914 I guess it will be a tie for long. 779 00:32:28,381 --> 00:32:30,183 Forever if it doesn't get recommissioned. 780 00:32:30,650 --> 00:32:33,420 Join us as we continue to turn more unseen bits 781 00:32:33,453 --> 00:32:35,255 into seen bits 782 00:32:35,288 --> 00:32:36,423 after the break. 783 00:32:36,456 --> 00:32:38,925 [tinkling] 784 00:32:43,563 --> 00:32:45,498 [theme music playing] 785 00:32:48,101 --> 00:32:50,937 NARRATOR: Welcome back to "Love Island Games" Unseen Bits. 786 00:32:50,970 --> 00:32:54,407 I had a week of epic shocks and nasty surprises, 787 00:32:54,441 --> 00:32:57,344 but that was from all the hot sauce I put on my breakfast cereal. 788 00:32:57,377 --> 00:33:01,448 Let's sink our teeth into another of this week's juiciest unseen bits. 789 00:33:02,182 --> 00:33:03,216 Yeah. 790 00:33:04,517 --> 00:33:07,087 NARRATOR: The explosive trio of Courtney, Mike and Carrington 791 00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:09,656 contains some of the biggest names in "Love Island" history. 792 00:33:10,190 --> 00:33:13,059 Carrington's what, like, 10 letters. 793 00:33:13,059 --> 00:33:15,061 That's a massive name. 794 00:33:15,495 --> 00:33:18,064 And other than jumping up to touch the door frame, 795 00:33:18,064 --> 00:33:19,933 the only thing they had on their minds 796 00:33:19,966 --> 00:33:22,268 was major league pot stirring. 797 00:33:23,770 --> 00:33:26,206 Bombs shooketh by the bombshells. 798 00:33:26,239 --> 00:33:27,941 They all needed spiritual guidance, 799 00:33:27,974 --> 00:33:31,644 and with the Buddha only set to enter as a bombshell next week, 800 00:33:31,678 --> 00:33:34,314 Cely and Eyal kindly demoed 801 00:33:34,347 --> 00:33:37,751 the swift and sexy path to enlightenment 802 00:33:37,784 --> 00:33:40,487 with their affirmation station. 803 00:33:41,721 --> 00:33:44,991 CELY: Welcome to Eyal's and Cely's affirmation class. 804 00:33:45,091 --> 00:33:47,093 - Okay? - EYAL: Affirmation 101. 805 00:33:47,093 --> 00:33:48,828 - CALLUM: Question. - EYAL: First question. Yes. 806 00:33:48,862 --> 00:33:50,864 What the fuck is an affirmation? Never heard of it. 807 00:33:50,897 --> 00:33:53,466 So, it's words or a sentence 808 00:33:53,500 --> 00:33:56,102 that is going to reinforce positivity 809 00:33:56,102 --> 00:33:58,204 and bring good energy to you 810 00:33:58,238 --> 00:33:59,739 and the way you're moving through life. 811 00:34:00,273 --> 00:34:01,307 CELY: Jess. 812 00:34:03,276 --> 00:34:04,944 Is it the same as a wish? 813 00:34:05,045 --> 00:34:07,180 If you say it enough, girl, you could speak it into existence. 814 00:34:07,213 --> 00:34:08,882 It would be like, for example, 815 00:34:08,915 --> 00:34:11,451 "I am worthy of winning challenges 816 00:34:11,484 --> 00:34:13,319 no matter my athletic abilities." 817 00:34:13,820 --> 00:34:15,455 - Courtney? - Courtney. 818 00:34:15,488 --> 00:34:16,523 I know you got this, bitch. 819 00:34:17,957 --> 00:34:21,161 I'm gonna show up as the best version of myself possible every day. 820 00:34:21,194 --> 00:34:24,164 - Yeah. [laughs] - Yeah. 821 00:34:24,197 --> 00:34:26,299 - That was good. That was good. - Wow. 822 00:34:26,332 --> 00:34:29,836 Callum, your brain goes so fast. Just spit something out. 823 00:34:30,804 --> 00:34:32,138 All right, here we go. 824 00:34:33,073 --> 00:34:35,475 So, I am going to continue 825 00:34:35,508 --> 00:34:38,578 to dance and prance my way around this villa 826 00:34:38,611 --> 00:34:41,781 with a full jar of minerals, 827 00:34:41,815 --> 00:34:43,316 every single day, 828 00:34:43,350 --> 00:34:46,219 no matter what "Love Island Games" throws my way 829 00:34:46,252 --> 00:34:48,788 'cause I am the fucking guvnor. 830 00:34:48,822 --> 00:34:52,292 - Yeah! - Guvnor, boy! 831 00:34:52,325 --> 00:34:55,295 - [indistinct]. - [indistinct]. 832 00:34:56,629 --> 00:34:58,198 - EYAL: You tell it. - CELY: Jess? 833 00:34:58,732 --> 00:35:01,267 I know you have one, girl. I know you have one in there. 834 00:35:01,301 --> 00:35:02,936 The-- the stage is yours. 835 00:35:03,036 --> 00:35:04,070 And believe that shit. 836 00:35:07,340 --> 00:35:09,075 - [laughs] Yes. Period. - Yeah. 837 00:35:09,843 --> 00:35:12,045 I am a very good-looking specimen. 838 00:35:12,045 --> 00:35:14,247 - Yes! Yes! And what else? - Yeah, come on! 839 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:16,516 - And what else? - Come on, tell it to the universe. 840 00:35:16,549 --> 00:35:18,518 - What are you? - What are you? What are you? 841 00:35:18,551 --> 00:35:20,453 I am courageous! 842 00:35:20,487 --> 00:35:22,822 - [Cely screams] - Yes! Say it again! 843 00:35:22,856 --> 00:35:25,058 - I am courageous! - One more time! 844 00:35:25,091 --> 00:35:28,895 - I am courageous! - Yes! 845 00:35:28,928 --> 00:35:31,097 NARRATOR: I will see another unseen bit. 846 00:35:31,131 --> 00:35:33,400 I will see another unseen bit. 847 00:35:33,433 --> 00:35:35,235 I'm speaking it into existence 848 00:35:35,268 --> 00:35:37,604 because here's another unseen bit. 849 00:35:41,508 --> 00:35:44,077 In this unseen bit, the Islanders discuss 850 00:35:44,077 --> 00:35:46,079 how they know they're in love. 851 00:35:46,079 --> 00:35:49,249 The chat was open, honest, and genuinely lovely, 852 00:35:49,282 --> 00:35:52,919 which is exactly why it was immediately cut from the main show. 853 00:35:52,952 --> 00:35:55,522 JACK: When did you know, at what point in time 854 00:35:55,555 --> 00:35:57,490 have you thought, "Oh, shit, I'm actually in love."? 855 00:35:57,524 --> 00:36:00,193 I knew I was in love when I'm-- When you do goofy stuff as well. 856 00:36:00,226 --> 00:36:03,630 Like, it got to a point where me and my ex were, like, sat on the toilet together 857 00:36:03,663 --> 00:36:05,865 having full-on conversations, like, 858 00:36:05,899 --> 00:36:08,802 we got past them barriers and we're just, like, 859 00:36:08,835 --> 00:36:10,370 we're just doing mad stuff. 860 00:36:11,237 --> 00:36:13,707 What would you say is the weirdest thing 861 00:36:13,740 --> 00:36:15,475 you've done for love? 862 00:36:16,409 --> 00:36:18,078 Like, what you wouldn't normally do? 863 00:36:18,111 --> 00:36:19,879 Like, something that you wouldn't normally do for anyone else, 864 00:36:19,913 --> 00:36:21,614 but you've done for them because you love them? 865 00:36:21,648 --> 00:36:23,416 I have a weird thing where when I'm in love 866 00:36:23,450 --> 00:36:25,218 I start to like the person's, like, BO sometimes. 867 00:36:25,752 --> 00:36:27,787 That's fucked. What? Licking pits? 868 00:36:27,821 --> 00:36:31,124 You licking pits in sex? "Oh, baby, lick my pits. Lick 'em." 869 00:36:31,157 --> 00:36:33,059 No, but, like, they smell, like, their natural... 870 00:36:33,059 --> 00:36:34,594 Hermophomes. 871 00:36:34,627 --> 00:36:35,962 - Pheromones. - CALLUM: Pheromones. 872 00:36:36,062 --> 00:36:37,597 KYRA: Yeah, like, it hasn't been like that 873 00:36:37,630 --> 00:36:40,333 for every person I've been with, but, like, some. 874 00:36:40,367 --> 00:36:43,670 Yeah, you're in love, love. That could never be me. 875 00:36:43,703 --> 00:36:45,238 That's definitely a thing though. 876 00:36:45,271 --> 00:36:46,473 Callum, what about you? 877 00:36:46,506 --> 00:36:47,907 CALLUM: I've only been in love once. 878 00:36:47,941 --> 00:36:50,643 She had, um, a tampon 879 00:36:50,677 --> 00:36:54,080 that went too far up and she couldn't get it out, right? 880 00:36:54,781 --> 00:36:56,716 Yeah, she could not get it out, bro. 881 00:36:56,750 --> 00:36:58,184 It was an issue. String gone, the lot. 882 00:36:58,218 --> 00:37:01,454 And I'm thinking, "Oh, she really needs my help." 883 00:37:01,488 --> 00:37:02,822 She was actually in pain. 884 00:37:02,856 --> 00:37:04,491 I'm thinking, "Fuck it, do it." 885 00:37:04,524 --> 00:37:06,693 Fucking splash water on my face, 886 00:37:06,726 --> 00:37:09,295 pep up like that, on one knee, no gloves on. 887 00:37:09,329 --> 00:37:11,031 I'm going, "Fuck, all right, let's have a look." 888 00:37:11,031 --> 00:37:12,732 And I have to dig in, pull it out. 889 00:37:12,766 --> 00:37:14,267 If that's not love, I don't know-- 890 00:37:14,300 --> 00:37:15,935 Now, that's being a real boyfriend because that-- 891 00:37:16,036 --> 00:37:18,405 that is an amazing-- an amazing thing you did. 892 00:37:18,438 --> 00:37:20,440 - CALLUM: Yeah. - That's a real one right there. 893 00:37:20,473 --> 00:37:22,509 NARRATOR: The first time I knew I was falling, 894 00:37:22,542 --> 00:37:24,711 was my skydiving instructor. 895 00:37:24,744 --> 00:37:26,312 That wasn't a skydiving joke. 896 00:37:26,346 --> 00:37:29,215 I was in love, and I fell hard 897 00:37:29,249 --> 00:37:31,084 when she forgot to pack my parachute. 898 00:37:31,117 --> 00:37:33,053 That was a skydiving joke. 899 00:37:37,390 --> 00:37:40,827 Usually, if a Love Island hunk says they were up all night 900 00:37:40,860 --> 00:37:42,362 testing mattresses, 901 00:37:42,395 --> 00:37:45,065 it's code for something that is not strictly related 902 00:37:45,098 --> 00:37:46,766 to lumbar support. 903 00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:49,736 Unless of course, that hunk is Jack. 904 00:37:49,769 --> 00:37:51,638 I'm gonna change the mattress, my brother. 905 00:37:52,739 --> 00:37:54,174 I wanna change the mattress. 906 00:37:54,207 --> 00:37:56,810 - Changing the mattress is crazy. - JACK: Is it? 907 00:37:56,843 --> 00:37:58,678 Doesn't matter. Who-- whose mattress is this? 908 00:37:58,712 --> 00:38:02,082 It's Johnny's. It's Johnny's. 909 00:38:02,115 --> 00:38:04,751 Oh, yeah, change it. [laughs] 910 00:38:05,485 --> 00:38:07,287 NARRATOR: Now, something happened next. 911 00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:08,521 But what? 912 00:38:08,555 --> 00:38:12,359 I guess I'm asking what happened next. 913 00:38:14,227 --> 00:38:16,196 Find out after the short snooze. 914 00:38:22,902 --> 00:38:24,771 [theme song playing] 915 00:38:26,906 --> 00:38:28,575 ["Livin' our Best Life" by Lee Richardson] 916 00:38:28,608 --> 00:38:31,177 * I think we're living our best life, best life, yeah * 917 00:38:31,211 --> 00:38:33,380 NARRATOR: Welcome back to a little thing I like to call 918 00:38:33,413 --> 00:38:35,315 "Love Island Games" Unseen Bits. 919 00:38:36,049 --> 00:38:39,252 The show where you get to see the extra exclusive content 920 00:38:39,285 --> 00:38:41,521 that's so far been unseen. 921 00:38:41,554 --> 00:38:43,223 So, pop a squat... 922 00:38:45,425 --> 00:38:48,928 as we show you the rarest of rare Islander moments 923 00:38:48,962 --> 00:38:50,830 that are jaw-dropping 924 00:38:50,864 --> 00:38:53,166 and brain-poppingly hilarious. 925 00:38:56,770 --> 00:38:59,706 It's our last Unseen Bits episode of the season, 926 00:38:59,739 --> 00:39:02,676 so forgive us if we're a little bit sentimental. 927 00:39:02,709 --> 00:39:04,144 What does sentimental mean? 928 00:39:04,177 --> 00:39:06,346 NARRATOR: It's your favorite show of the week. 929 00:39:06,379 --> 00:39:07,847 Oh, what the fuck? 930 00:39:07,881 --> 00:39:10,550 NARRATOR: No, the month. Year. Eternity. 931 00:39:10,583 --> 00:39:13,420 - [indistinct]. - No fucking way. 932 00:39:13,453 --> 00:39:15,622 How-- how long did it take you to do your makeup today? 933 00:39:15,655 --> 00:39:17,023 How long did it take you? 934 00:39:17,023 --> 00:39:18,758 How long did you take to do your makeup today? 935 00:39:18,792 --> 00:39:20,427 Fucking [indistinct]. No! 936 00:39:20,460 --> 00:39:23,496 - On three. [laughs] - [indistinct]. [laughs] 937 00:39:30,837 --> 00:39:33,139 NARRATOR: Back before the break-- Do you remember that? 938 00:39:33,173 --> 00:39:36,876 I started trailing a brand-new mattress protector. 939 00:39:36,910 --> 00:39:39,045 His name's Jack. 940 00:39:39,045 --> 00:39:40,480 I wanna change the mattress. 941 00:39:40,513 --> 00:39:42,882 - Changing the mattress is crazy. - JACK: Is it? 942 00:39:42,916 --> 00:39:44,617 RAY: doesn't matter. Who-- whose mattress is this? 943 00:39:44,651 --> 00:39:48,154 It's Johnny's. It's Johnny's. 944 00:39:48,188 --> 00:39:50,724 Oh, yeah, change it. [laughs] 945 00:39:51,458 --> 00:39:54,361 NARRATOR: So, what happened next? 946 00:39:55,662 --> 00:39:58,131 Changing the mattress is crazy. 947 00:40:01,334 --> 00:40:03,837 - JACK: Oh! Oh! - [Cely laughs] 948 00:40:03,870 --> 00:40:05,872 RAY: Are you all right? Are you good? 949 00:40:07,474 --> 00:40:10,777 - JACK: Oh! Oh! - [Cely laughs] 950 00:40:10,810 --> 00:40:13,780 - Oh, shit! - Oh, my God! 951 00:40:15,749 --> 00:40:17,117 That's it, Cely. You keep laughing, girl. 952 00:40:18,218 --> 00:40:21,187 - Your mattress next. - [laughing] 953 00:40:21,221 --> 00:40:24,657 NARRATOR: After that, Jack should take the view recommended by Freddie Mercury 954 00:40:24,691 --> 00:40:26,026 at the end of "Bohemian Rhapsody." 955 00:40:26,526 --> 00:40:28,595 Nothing really mattress. 956 00:40:28,628 --> 00:40:29,896 Anyone can see. 957 00:40:29,929 --> 00:40:32,298 Nothing really mattress to me. 958 00:40:32,766 --> 00:40:34,734 Except for this next unseen bits. 959 00:40:39,039 --> 00:40:41,374 [eerie music plays] 960 00:40:41,408 --> 00:40:44,644 Recently the Islanders became convinced the villa is haunted 961 00:40:44,678 --> 00:40:48,348 after several terrifying encounters with ghoulish creatures. 962 00:40:48,381 --> 00:40:51,051 We explained that's just the camera department 963 00:40:51,084 --> 00:40:52,719 and there's no more to it, 964 00:40:52,752 --> 00:40:55,088 but the girls are unconvinced. 965 00:40:55,121 --> 00:40:56,222 Do you believe in ghosts? 966 00:40:56,723 --> 00:40:58,058 - Yeah. - CELY: Hell yeah. 967 00:40:58,091 --> 00:40:59,659 They're real, I'm fucking terrified. 968 00:40:59,693 --> 00:41:01,061 I've been talking to them every night. 969 00:41:01,061 --> 00:41:02,328 - Oh, creepy. - Really? 970 00:41:02,362 --> 00:41:03,430 [indistinct]. 971 00:41:04,164 --> 00:41:06,299 I knew I seen you in the corner, girl. 972 00:41:07,067 --> 00:41:08,535 Have you ever seen one? 973 00:41:08,568 --> 00:41:11,404 I-- No, but I feel like for me, 974 00:41:11,438 --> 00:41:12,672 like, I would die if I did. 975 00:41:12,706 --> 00:41:14,641 Like, I-- my heart's not strong enough. 976 00:41:14,674 --> 00:41:17,477 Why do I feel like I would just sit there and kiki with them? 977 00:41:17,510 --> 00:41:19,646 - That's insane. - Like, sometimes I'm, like, "Show yourself." 978 00:41:19,679 --> 00:41:21,381 Like, I just wanna chat. 979 00:41:21,414 --> 00:41:23,650 So, like on my season of "Love Island," right, like, 980 00:41:23,683 --> 00:41:27,153 my best friend on there, she just coupled up with a guy, his name's Austin. 981 00:41:27,187 --> 00:41:29,456 And she was, like, she used to always say, 982 00:41:29,489 --> 00:41:31,257 "All right, universe, 983 00:41:31,291 --> 00:41:34,861 if Austin is the boy for me, and we're gonna last, 984 00:41:34,894 --> 00:41:36,930 please show me a butterfly." 985 00:41:36,963 --> 00:41:39,532 And we never saw butterflies in the villa. 986 00:41:39,566 --> 00:41:41,134 Every time she said that, 987 00:41:41,167 --> 00:41:43,103 a butterfly, like, flew past, 988 00:41:43,103 --> 00:41:44,838 - and we all started screaming. - Oh, my gosh. 989 00:41:44,871 --> 00:41:47,340 - And then my other friend-- - Is she still with him now? 990 00:41:47,374 --> 00:41:49,142 - Yeah, they're full together. - LIBERTY: Oh, my gosh. 991 00:41:49,175 --> 00:41:51,144 - That's insane. - I believe in all that shit. 992 00:41:51,177 --> 00:41:52,979 But that's why I'm, like, I just wanna chat 993 00:41:53,013 --> 00:41:54,914 - because sometimes I feel like, it's like-- - Cely. 994 00:41:54,948 --> 00:41:57,817 I just wanna pull my ghost for a chat. 995 00:41:58,918 --> 00:42:01,921 NARRATOR: Universe, if this peanut butter and stout smoothie 996 00:42:01,955 --> 00:42:03,223 is the one for me, 997 00:42:03,256 --> 00:42:06,359 don't make your presence known in any way. 998 00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:09,496 And that is a green light from the afterlife. 999 00:42:09,529 --> 00:42:10,864 Bottoms up. 1000 00:42:12,065 --> 00:42:14,067 Mm. Booze and nuts. 1001 00:42:22,075 --> 00:42:25,145 Some people say marriage or bringing a child into the world 1002 00:42:25,178 --> 00:42:27,881 are the most meaningful experiences in their life. 1003 00:42:27,914 --> 00:42:31,217 But that's because they've never had the chance to narrate their way 1004 00:42:31,251 --> 00:42:34,487 into the Unseen Bits about alien orgies. 1005 00:42:34,521 --> 00:42:36,289 Do you guys think there's, like, social classes of aliens? 1006 00:42:36,322 --> 00:42:38,658 Social classes of aliens? 1007 00:42:38,692 --> 00:42:41,327 - I don't think they're like-- - You think there's a Kardashian family of aliens? 1008 00:42:41,361 --> 00:42:44,731 - [laughing - Aliens could just be fucking right now. 1009 00:42:44,764 --> 00:42:47,734 - I hope that they have alien orgies. - I hope so too. 1010 00:42:47,767 --> 00:42:50,103 - Good for them, man. - EYAL: Good for them. 1011 00:42:50,103 --> 00:42:52,272 But it could be-- They could talk in a whole different way. 1012 00:42:52,305 --> 00:42:54,441 Like, they can just have, like, a tentacle that comes out 1013 00:42:54,474 --> 00:42:55,909 and, like, reaches over and then be like-- 1014 00:42:55,942 --> 00:42:57,711 Yeah, sex might not be a pleasurable thing for them. 1015 00:42:57,744 --> 00:42:59,679 - Yeah, bro, it could just be like-- - JOHNNY: Reproduction. 1016 00:42:59,713 --> 00:43:00,914 EYAL: Yeah, it's like foxes. 1017 00:43:00,947 --> 00:43:02,749 Have you heard foxes having sex? 1018 00:43:02,782 --> 00:43:04,751 - Because they scream. - What do you mean? 1019 00:43:04,784 --> 00:43:07,887 - How they sound? - [Eyal screams] 1020 00:43:07,921 --> 00:43:12,058 And the reason is because the-- the male fox's penis goes in, 1021 00:43:12,058 --> 00:43:14,561 and it's like an arrow, and then it can't come out. 1022 00:43:14,594 --> 00:43:17,731 And so it's like, it's pain 1023 00:43:17,764 --> 00:43:19,833 and that's why they scream so loud. 1024 00:43:19,866 --> 00:43:21,968 - IMANI: Oh, my God. - Why have you told me that? 1025 00:43:23,570 --> 00:43:25,205 My day was going fine. 1026 00:43:25,238 --> 00:43:27,440 We were having a lovely conversation about alien orgies, 1027 00:43:27,474 --> 00:43:29,275 and you want to just fucking bring that up, bro? 1028 00:43:29,309 --> 00:43:30,744 Arrow dick? Now we're talking about arrow dick. 1029 00:43:30,777 --> 00:43:32,479 - JOHNNY: Arrow dick. - [all laugh] 1030 00:43:32,512 --> 00:43:35,515 NARRATOR: Alien orgy, fox sex. Oh, no, that's public. 1031 00:43:35,548 --> 00:43:37,951 I'm gonna have to change my Peacock password. 1032 00:43:45,558 --> 00:43:47,494 [theme music playing] 1033 00:43:50,330 --> 00:43:53,099 This is "Love Island Games" Bits Unseen. 1034 00:43:53,099 --> 00:43:55,235 After last week's Unseen and Uncensored, 1035 00:43:55,268 --> 00:43:57,237 we got a cease and desist letter 1036 00:43:57,270 --> 00:44:01,074 from the Japanese show, Unseen and Unsenseid. 1037 00:44:01,107 --> 00:44:03,176 After clearing up the misunderstanding, 1038 00:44:03,209 --> 00:44:05,812 we're once again free to bring you an epic 1039 00:44:05,845 --> 00:44:08,381 Unseen & Uncensored. 1040 00:44:10,183 --> 00:44:12,052 We asked the Islanders, what's the one thing 1041 00:44:12,085 --> 00:44:13,620 you wouldn't want your family to know? 1042 00:44:13,653 --> 00:44:16,256 Which they answered in the one place 1043 00:44:16,289 --> 00:44:18,792 that would guarantee their family would know. 1044 00:44:19,659 --> 00:44:22,729 If you're lucky, maybe they don't have a Peacock subscription. 1045 00:44:22,762 --> 00:44:24,531 Something I don't want my family to know, 1046 00:44:24,564 --> 00:44:27,367 so they can watch it back and know, hmm. 1047 00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:29,169 A little secret my parents don't know. 1048 00:44:29,202 --> 00:44:30,737 I'm gonna tell y'all, so look, check it. 1049 00:44:30,770 --> 00:44:33,073 So, when I had a girlfriend back in the day, you know, um, 1050 00:44:33,106 --> 00:44:36,076 she used to sleep over my house but she would have to sleep in the guest bedroom. 1051 00:44:36,109 --> 00:44:37,377 But look, she didn't. 1052 00:44:37,410 --> 00:44:38,878 At night time when they went to sleep, 1053 00:44:38,912 --> 00:44:40,480 she'll sleep in my room, sneak, you know, 1054 00:44:40,513 --> 00:44:41,781 a little tiptoe, come in my room. 1055 00:44:41,815 --> 00:44:43,583 You know what I'm saying? A little eh, eh, eh. 1056 00:44:43,616 --> 00:44:45,485 Boom, she'll sneak back in the other room, 1057 00:44:45,518 --> 00:44:47,954 and my mom will come check, like, "Oh, how everybody doing in the morning?" 1058 00:44:47,987 --> 00:44:49,155 And... [scoffs] 1059 00:44:49,189 --> 00:44:50,924 They think I lost my virginity at 18, 1060 00:44:50,957 --> 00:44:52,992 but I actually lost it at 15. 1061 00:44:53,093 --> 00:44:55,995 I was eight years old, and I snuck out of my house, and I walked to church 1062 00:44:56,096 --> 00:44:58,098 because I was so mad at them for grounding me. 1063 00:44:58,098 --> 00:45:00,667 And I went to church to pray and I was like, 1064 00:45:00,700 --> 00:45:02,736 when I come back, there's gonna be cops everywhere 1065 00:45:02,769 --> 00:45:04,237 and they're gonna be so mad at me. 1066 00:45:04,270 --> 00:45:06,840 I came back home and came, climbed in through my window 1067 00:45:06,873 --> 00:45:10,343 expecting to, like, you know, fucking see a bunch of chaos. 1068 00:45:10,377 --> 00:45:12,112 They didn't even realize I was gone. 1069 00:45:12,145 --> 00:45:15,515 To this day, they never knew that I snuck out to go to church and pray. 1070 00:45:16,349 --> 00:45:19,452 One time I had a girlfriend and a boyfriend at the same time. 1071 00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:22,055 One time I'm on the flight back from Hawaii, like, 1072 00:45:22,088 --> 00:45:24,190 a five-hour flight back to Los Angeles. 1073 00:45:24,758 --> 00:45:28,461 And I just so happened to sit next to a bad thing. 1074 00:45:28,495 --> 00:45:31,798 And with everyone around us, 1075 00:45:31,831 --> 00:45:34,901 she, um, puts her head in my lap 1076 00:45:34,934 --> 00:45:36,803 and, uh, she got real comfortable. 1077 00:45:37,537 --> 00:45:40,774 One time when I was leaving the club-- Did they know I was at the club? 1078 00:45:40,807 --> 00:45:42,876 No, because I was-- Shouldn't have been at the club. 1079 00:45:42,909 --> 00:45:44,511 It was a school night, 1080 00:45:44,544 --> 00:45:46,746 and I literally had my Uber driver walk me to the door 1081 00:45:46,780 --> 00:45:48,448 and just-- just laid one on him. 1082 00:45:48,481 --> 00:45:51,251 Laid a big old kiss on him. And I was like, "Okay, bye." 1083 00:45:52,886 --> 00:45:53,920 Mom... 1084 00:45:55,288 --> 00:45:59,192 I threw a party in your house when I was living there, 1085 00:45:59,225 --> 00:46:01,661 and you have no idea about it 'cause you was in a different country 1086 00:46:01,695 --> 00:46:04,130 and the police were called and, uh, 1087 00:46:04,164 --> 00:46:06,766 we had about 200 people in the house. 1088 00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:10,804 Probably how many girls I snuck into the house when I was younger. 1089 00:46:11,338 --> 00:46:13,206 I snuck someone in the house, right? 1090 00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:15,709 And I-- I was a really good kid. 1091 00:46:15,742 --> 00:46:18,845 Like, I really did not make a lot of mistakes, 1092 00:46:18,878 --> 00:46:20,547 I didn't do anything mischievous. 1093 00:46:20,580 --> 00:46:24,517 So, I snuck somebody in the house, and our alarm went off. 1094 00:46:24,551 --> 00:46:27,821 So, because my mom and my family trusted me so much, 1095 00:46:27,854 --> 00:46:29,689 they're like, "What happened," you know? 1096 00:46:29,723 --> 00:46:31,224 And so they called the police. 1097 00:46:32,826 --> 00:46:34,160 And I had to see it through. 1098 00:46:35,228 --> 00:46:37,230 Probably that I had a threesome or two. 1099 00:46:37,263 --> 00:46:39,699 Who knows? See ya. Goodbye. 1100 00:46:40,433 --> 00:46:42,402 A secret that I don't want my parents to know 1101 00:46:42,435 --> 00:46:44,838 is that I'm on "Love Island Games" in 2023. 1102 00:46:45,572 --> 00:46:48,308 I was just, like, I'm going on holiday with the boys. 1103 00:46:48,341 --> 00:46:50,343 Um, I'm probably gonna be going to, like, 1104 00:46:50,377 --> 00:46:52,312 remote islands and stuff, so I'm not gonna have much signal, 1105 00:46:52,345 --> 00:46:54,280 but I'll get back to you as soon as I can. 1106 00:46:55,548 --> 00:46:58,184 Sometimes you do have to tell your parents what they wanna hear. 1107 00:46:58,218 --> 00:47:00,653 Mom, I'm sorry. 1108 00:47:01,121 --> 00:47:04,190 NARRATOR: I'm sure the broken trust will very quickly be repaired 1109 00:47:04,224 --> 00:47:05,859 in just a decade or five. 1110 00:47:06,826 --> 00:47:08,595 [screaming] 1111 00:47:08,628 --> 00:47:10,363 And with that, we are out of secrets 1112 00:47:10,397 --> 00:47:12,799 - and Unseen Bits for the season. - Bosh. 1113 00:47:12,832 --> 00:47:15,168 NARRATOR: But don't you worry, there are more main episodes 1114 00:47:15,201 --> 00:47:17,203 - to come. - Sex. Sex. Sex. 1115 00:47:17,237 --> 00:47:19,739 NARRATOR: Our all-stars will bid to become 1116 00:47:19,773 --> 00:47:22,142 the inaugural "Love Island Games" champion couple 1117 00:47:22,175 --> 00:47:24,177 - 2023. - We have to bring it. 1118 00:47:24,210 --> 00:47:27,414 Last time I wore a sailor's hat, I was fucking having it off in the Hideaway. 1119 00:47:27,447 --> 00:47:30,684 NARRATOR: Thanks for tuning in to "Love Island Games" Unseen Bits. 1120 00:47:30,717 --> 00:47:33,520 We'll see you next time. Hopefully. 1121 00:47:33,553 --> 00:47:35,255 Good night. 1122 00:47:37,123 --> 00:47:42,162 ***