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<i>Welcome to my villa,</i>

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<i>the Sanctuary of Love,</i>

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<i>where my best bestie Terry and I</i>

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<i>binge every minute of every</i>
<i>single reality dating show.</i>

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<i>The only place where even</i>
<i>the loveless can feel L-O-V-E.</i>

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<i>Ex on the Mind.</i>

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<i>Shelter of Passion.</i>

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<i>I'd Have Your Baby.</i>

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<i>The list of the Lord's</i>
<i>perfect shows goes on.</i>

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<i>We've watched three different</i>
<i>reality dating shows</i>

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<i>in one single day.</i>

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<i>We do everything together.</i>

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<i>It's not weird when</i>
<i>you're besties.</i>

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<i>Sixty episodes in 24 hours--</i>

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<i>it's easy when you're watching</i>
<i>your favorite couples,</i>

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<i>like my breathtaking</i>
<i>Sienna and AJ.</i>

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<i>If it's meant to be...</i>

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<i>it's meant to be.</i>

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<i>Whose true</i>
<i>loyalty and love</i>

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<i>for each other is unmatched.</i>

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I'm surrounded by
the love of you,

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<i>my 2.4 million followers.</i>

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<i>Or my sassy</i>
<i>and spicy Quincy and Zion,</i>

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<i>who's like no other couple</i>
<i>you've ever watched.</i>

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<i>Quincy and Zion break up</i>
<i>and get back together</i>

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<i>more times than LL Cool J</i>
<i>licks his lips in five minutes.</i>

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"...Quincy and Zion."

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#UnbreakableBond.

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"Together forever!"

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<i>What I said</i>
<i>in those confessionals,</i>

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<i>that's not true.</i>

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<i>Producers...</i>

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<i>Of course,</i>
<i>our absolute fave,</i>

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<i>Hugh and Lexy.</i>

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<i>You've never seen a cuter pair</i>
<i>than Hugh and Lexy.</i>

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<i>How about I buy this</i>
<i>expansion pack for us?</i>

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<i>You can come over,</i>

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<i>figure out these new rules.</i>

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<i>And I might even give you a</i>
<i>free brick on our first game.</i>

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<i>We cannot still be talking about</i>

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<i>the one and only time</i>
<i>you beat me.</i>

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<i>It's like they'd</i>
<i>take a bullet for one another.</i>

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<i>I swear!</i>

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<i>The good Lord</i>
<i>created both of them</i>

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<i>just so they could be together</i>

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<i>and give little ol' me</i>
<i>some hope for myself.</i>

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<i>Little miracles proving</i>
<i>that love is real</i>

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<i>and will last forever and ever.</i>

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<i>They have to last forever,</i>

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<i>'cause I couldn't live</i>
<i>in a world if it didn't.</i>

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Please say yes.
Please say yes.

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Please freakin' say yes!

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Say yes.

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I need you to say yes right now!

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Right now!

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<i>Yes!</i>

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Yes! Yes! Yes!

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<i>Every single</i>
<i>one of us has a soulmate.</i>

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<i>It doesn't matter who you are.</i>

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<i>I was lucky enough to find mine.</i>

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<i>But tragically, he was</i>
<i>snatched away from me.</i>

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<i>I was devastated to lose my</i>
<i>one and only chance at love,</i>

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<i>but I would never let</i>
<i>that happen again.</i>

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<i>Never.</i>

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<i>Ever.</i>

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Bitch, where's my bubbly?

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<i>This just in.</i>

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<i>Reality show stars</i>
<i>Sienna S. and AJ,</i>

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<i>as well as Quincy and Zion,</i>

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<i>have broken up for</i>
<i>real this time.</i>

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<i>America's favorite couple...</i>

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What did--What did we do
to deserve this?

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Mm-mm, mm-mm!

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<i>...AJ has had a roaming</i>
<i>eye for quite some time.</i>

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Lexy and Hugh, yeah,
they have to still be together.

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-Oh my goodness.
-They, they have to!

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Come on, come on...

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Lexi's last post.

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Hugh only liked it.

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No, no playful sarcasm?

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No witty...No witty quip?

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Even on Hugh's down days,

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he always answers with
triple heart eyes.

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Does he not always answer with
at least triple heart eyes!?

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Yes, even on his down days.
Triple heart eyes.

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-All right, hold on.
-What?

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Hugh's last post.

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-Two days ago.
-Uh-huh...

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Lexi did not even like it!

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Or his post before that!

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Oh, really!?

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Ah, yes, yes, good afternoon.

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It's time to attack the day.

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Now girl, you know
these breakups

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have literally torn me
to shreds as well,

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but you have been
in here hibernating

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an entire week,

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so I think you've
mourned long enough.

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I will never stop mourning
the loss of true love!

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I know, I know.

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I won't live in a world where
the perfect, beautiful,

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romantic love on TV
doesn't even exist!

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Shush your mouth! Rubbish!

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Of course it exists.

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You have a pillow that says
"Love is love", hello?

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Think about it, Ter.
Think about these people.

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They're loveable and
beautiful and charming.

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If love can't work for them,

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how's it supposed
to work for us?

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Especially me.

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Especially you!

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Is love even real

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if these three perfect
relationships can't work?

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Well...

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maybe they still can.

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What do you want?

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Pizza delivery.

118
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Do I look like
I eat pizza, assface?

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Oh, my lashes!

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Dude, I'm peeing!

121
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Can you at least
come out and talk--

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Hello! Hello!

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Hello, is anyone here!?

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<i>Hello!</i>

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<i>Hello, is anyone here?</i>

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<i>Someone help!</i>

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Lexy!

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<i>Lexy! Is that you?</i>

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Hugh?

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Hugh, what's happening?
Where the hell are we?

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<i>No clue.</i>

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I just remember
walking to my car,

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<i>and I was clocked in the head.</i>

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<i>Oh my god!</i>

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Oh my fricking god!

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They've stolen our phones!

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What the hell?

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<i>Hello. I'm Farrah,</i>
<i>your personal digital assistant.</i>

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<i>Welcome to the retreat.</i>

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<i>The purpose of this retreat</i>

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<i>is to help you restart your</i>
<i>beautiful love stories.</i>

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<i>As part of your</i>
<i>social development,</i>

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<i>I will first</i>
<i>need you to announce</i>

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<i>your love for your partner.</i>

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<i>Welcome to your second chance.</i>

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Lexy?

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I've never stopped loving you.

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Oh! It's opening!

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<i>It's opening!</i>

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I still love you too.

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Sienna...I...

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<i>...can see myself...</i>

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You've gotta be kidding me.

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<i>...maybe being able to...</i>

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fall in, in love with you.

156
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Okay.

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Um, yeah, absolutely,
I love you, AJ.

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So much.

159
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I actually mean I'm
falling in love with you!

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All right!

161
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<i>Zion and Quincy,</i>
<i>you're the last ones.</i>

162
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<i>Say you love each other.</i>

163
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Girl, I can never mean it.

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<i>You can stay</i>
<i>in these rooms forever.</i>

165
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You're the love of my life.

166
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He's
the love of my life...

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AJ and Sienna, from
<i>Shelter of Passion?</i>

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What the--
You guys from <i>Ex on the Mind</i> ?

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What the hell is going on here?

170
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Help! Please!
Someone help!

171
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Hey, look!

172
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Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.

173
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This is just like that
old damn TV show, <i>Room Raiders</i> .

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I think we've all
just been kidnapped

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on the newest reality show.

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This is all just part
of a game.

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Yeah, some game!

178
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Great, we're trapped.

179
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Like a true crime/reality
dating crossover thing?

180
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Sounds trendy!

181
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And high budget.
You think it's a streamer?

182
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Maybe...

183
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Eww, are you kidding me?

184
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I am not getting
voted off this show.

185
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What the hell is this place?

186
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I don't know.

187
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And who's coming up
with these job titles?

188
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Apparently these
kidnappers also think

189
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my sexual history is
more important than my PhD...

190
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in medicine.

191
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Is that better or worse than

192
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filling the old-ass
uncle/dad slot?

193
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Lexy, you...

194
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You know I meant what I said
back in those pods, right?

195
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You didn't just say you loved me

196
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to get one step
closer to escaping?

197
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No.

198
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Well, escaping should be
our main focus.

199
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Excuse me? Excuse me?

200
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So, like, obviously I watched
all of Lexy and Hugh,

201
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but I'm wondering,
like, who are you?

202
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Just figuring we should get
to know each other and all.

203
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-I'm Zion, and this is...
-Quincy.

204
00:11:02,532 --> 00:11:04,900
There is one season

205
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out of all of these cute
little dating reality programs

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that feature queer people.

207
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Of course that's the
one season everyone skips.

208
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I promise that the first thing
I do when I get out of here

209
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is watch your gay season.

210
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Queer season.

211
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I'm nonbinary.
He's bi/pan, so...

212
00:11:21,917 --> 00:11:23,519
Totally. I mean,
who doesn't identify

213
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as those things these days?

214
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And canceled!

215
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Don't any of you care about
finding a way out of here?

216
00:11:29,592 --> 00:11:33,261
<i>And now introducing</i>
<i>your beloved host,</i>

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00:11:33,361 --> 00:11:35,130
<i>your one and only...</i>

218
00:11:35,230 --> 00:11:39,602
<i>please welcome Kristen!</i>

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Oh!

220
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Is this real?
Is this real?

221
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Oh, oh my god.

222
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Yes, queen!

223
00:11:50,078 --> 00:11:52,080
Oh... Hello!

224
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Oh oh, even blonder in person.

225
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AJ!

226
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So good to see you.

227
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Hugh!

228
00:12:01,524 --> 00:12:03,091
Look how fit you are!

229
00:12:03,191 --> 00:12:05,595
Oh, too!
Ho, ho, ho, ho!

230
00:12:05,695 --> 00:12:08,797
What any lucky girl would do
to snog the hell out of ya.

231
00:12:08,830 --> 00:12:10,533
Mm!

232
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Okay, that's right.
Let's take a tour of the villa.

233
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Yes.

234
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Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!

235
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Music on!

236
00:12:27,949 --> 00:12:30,919
Help! Someone, help!
Anyone!

237
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There's no need
to leave the villa, lovelies!

238
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- Damn it!
- Locked up tight, Lex.

239
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All right, this not good.

240
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I know, right?
It's wonderful.

241
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We have an infinity pool,
day beds,

242
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and a whole outdoor gym for
your very, very important reps.

243
00:12:59,715 --> 00:13:02,284
Quincy!

244
00:13:02,384 --> 00:13:04,152
We're never getting out of here.

245
00:13:04,252 --> 00:13:05,353
I'm gonna kill this bitch.

246
00:13:12,327 --> 00:13:14,929
Easy there, Ted Bear!
Not by the memorabilia!

247
00:13:15,030 --> 00:13:18,534
My favorite of all time,
my pride and joy

248
00:13:18,634 --> 00:13:20,603
from Hugh and Lexy's season...

249
00:13:20,703 --> 00:13:22,470
Is that our bow and arrow?

250
00:13:22,571 --> 00:13:24,973
My favorite episode ever.

251
00:13:25,073 --> 00:13:26,509
Uh, uh, there we
go, there we go.

252
00:13:26,609 --> 00:13:27,710
You all right?

253
00:13:27,876 --> 00:13:29,512
You best not try
that kind of shit again.

254
00:13:29,612 --> 00:13:31,781
Okay?

255
00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:33,716
It's okay, boo boo.

256
00:13:33,882 --> 00:13:38,286
See, Terry here has
a big, black, sexy

257
00:13:38,386 --> 00:13:39,954
gun, hm?

258
00:13:41,256 --> 00:13:42,457
Do you...

259
00:13:42,558 --> 00:13:44,459
I don't think I've
ever seen a real gun

260
00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:46,562
on a reality dating show before,

261
00:13:46,662 --> 00:13:49,130
and I think it's pretty legit.
Am I right?

262
00:13:49,230 --> 00:13:51,634
Okay, now that
you've met Ter Bear here,

263
00:13:51,734 --> 00:13:54,102
the cutest guy with a gun

264
00:13:54,202 --> 00:13:57,439
and my best bestie in
the whole wide world--

265
00:13:57,540 --> 00:13:59,307
You stop it.
You are the best bestie.

266
00:13:59,407 --> 00:14:00,375
-No, you are!
-No, you are.

267
00:14:00,475 --> 00:14:01,443
-You are.
-No, you are.

268
00:14:01,544 --> 00:14:02,545
-You are.
-You are.

269
00:14:02,645 --> 00:14:03,945
-No, no, no...
-Yuh, yuh, yuh...

270
00:14:04,045 --> 00:14:05,080
- No, you are!
- You are.

271
00:14:05,180 --> 00:14:06,081
- You are!
- You are!

272
00:14:06,181 --> 00:14:07,683
- You!
- You!

273
00:14:09,417 --> 00:14:10,985
Okay, look.

274
00:14:11,086 --> 00:14:13,088
I know all this
drugging, and kidnapping,

275
00:14:13,188 --> 00:14:14,690
and locking you in a room thing

276
00:14:14,790 --> 00:14:18,126
can appear a tad
bit melodramatic.

277
00:14:18,226 --> 00:14:20,830
I understand that.

278
00:14:20,929 --> 00:14:23,733
But can we be real for a minute?

279
00:14:23,833 --> 00:14:26,134
We're all reality TV
show people here, right?

280
00:14:26,234 --> 00:14:29,538
So we can tolerate some
manufactured melodrama.

281
00:14:29,638 --> 00:14:31,574
You're a triple
crime psycho bitch!

282
00:14:33,308 --> 00:14:35,076
We understand that, you know,
you could be a little bit upset.

283
00:14:35,176 --> 00:14:36,277
But!

284
00:14:36,378 --> 00:14:38,814
We tried to invite you
all here the easy way.

285
00:14:38,947 --> 00:14:41,383
We sent packages to
all your publicists.

286
00:14:41,483 --> 00:14:43,552
We DM'd you on all your socials.

287
00:14:43,652 --> 00:14:46,321
Oooh, but we knew
we had to act fast

288
00:14:46,421 --> 00:14:49,257
so none of you would get into
any other relationships.

289
00:14:49,357 --> 00:14:51,827
What do you want from us?
Why did you kidnap us?

290
00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:53,495
Why are we in this house?

291
00:14:53,596 --> 00:14:55,330
This is not a house.
This is a villa.

292
00:14:55,430 --> 00:14:56,998
It's a villa.

293
00:14:57,098 --> 00:14:59,467
Is it money?
Is that why you drugged us?

294
00:14:59,568 --> 00:15:03,506
Oh! Lexy, bit of advice, hon.

295
00:15:03,606 --> 00:15:04,840
Now, we know that you were

296
00:15:04,973 --> 00:15:07,208
the sweet and loveable
virgin of your season,

297
00:15:07,308 --> 00:15:09,879
but loosen up that ass
just a bit, huh?

298
00:15:09,978 --> 00:15:11,179
I mean, it's a little too tight.

299
00:15:11,279 --> 00:15:13,181
- Isn't it too tight?
- A little tight.

300
00:15:13,281 --> 00:15:14,784
-Astroglide you think?
-Upstairs.

301
00:15:14,884 --> 00:15:17,085
Yeah, uh-huh.
See, that's your problem.

302
00:15:17,185 --> 00:15:19,622
You can be too untrusting.

303
00:15:19,722 --> 00:15:21,389
Preach!

304
00:15:21,489 --> 00:15:23,458
We all have issues.

305
00:15:23,559 --> 00:15:27,128
Believe it or not, I was a
ugly, brace-faced 15-year-old

306
00:15:27,228 --> 00:15:30,131
who chickened out of
kissing Andy Whitworth

307
00:15:30,231 --> 00:15:32,802
at the tenth grade hoedown.

308
00:15:32,902 --> 00:15:34,503
I should
have taken that kiss...

309
00:15:41,342 --> 00:15:44,012
I should've...
Mwah, mwah, mwah.

310
00:15:45,447 --> 00:15:46,515
Oh.

311
00:15:46,615 --> 00:15:50,084
But we can get through
all of this together.

312
00:15:50,185 --> 00:15:54,623
And your love showed us
that we too...can be loved.

313
00:15:54,723 --> 00:15:56,559
Yes.

314
00:15:56,659 --> 00:15:58,594
-But then?
-Oh, tell 'em.

315
00:15:58,694 --> 00:16:00,061
-Snap!
-Ah!

316
00:16:00,161 --> 00:16:03,331
All your beautiful love stories,
they were perfect--

317
00:16:03,431 --> 00:16:06,401
they crumbled, and
with it, our hope.

318
00:16:06,502 --> 00:16:08,637
And all because of
some meaningless

319
00:16:08,737 --> 00:16:11,372
little character flaws.

320
00:16:11,473 --> 00:16:13,642
Trust.

321
00:16:13,742 --> 00:16:15,511
Honesty.

322
00:16:15,611 --> 00:16:17,780
-Lust.
-Uh-huh!

323
00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:20,281
-Jealousy.
-Ooh, ooh, ooh.

324
00:16:20,381 --> 00:16:22,785
Resentment.

325
00:16:22,885 --> 00:16:26,488
-Oh, and secrets.
-Me?

326
00:16:26,589 --> 00:16:29,357
But that's okay.
That's why we're here--

327
00:16:29,457 --> 00:16:32,093
to make our broken
hearts whole again!

328
00:16:32,193 --> 00:16:34,864
Thanks to us, we'll
repair your relationships

329
00:16:34,964 --> 00:16:38,132
and rekindle your
beautiful love stories...

330
00:16:38,233 --> 00:16:40,134
...no matter what.

331
00:16:40,235 --> 00:16:43,071
We want to prove the
love that we see on TV

332
00:16:43,171 --> 00:16:44,874
is real and possible!

333
00:16:44,974 --> 00:16:47,141
That's why you all are here.

334
00:16:49,845 --> 00:16:50,813
<i>Paradise attire.</i>

335
00:16:50,913 --> 00:16:52,213
I forgot your paradise attire.

336
00:16:52,313 --> 00:16:54,650
Let me go get the
paradise attire!

337
00:16:56,084 --> 00:16:57,318
Can I just say?

338
00:16:57,418 --> 00:16:59,788
Sorry, for the whole tasing
thing, you know?

339
00:16:59,889 --> 00:17:03,826
Umm, I feel super,
super lucky

340
00:17:03,926 --> 00:17:05,594
to be in your presence.
Like, you, you have no idea.

341
00:17:05,694 --> 00:17:07,462
I'm like, oh my god,
they're here!

342
00:17:07,563 --> 00:17:09,665
So, look, so I was
engaged, right?

343
00:17:09,765 --> 00:17:13,268
Um, Devin, love of my life,
she passed away recently.

344
00:17:13,368 --> 00:17:19,274
A bit tragic, but you inspired
our passion for fitness.

345
00:17:19,374 --> 00:17:23,444
And you completely inspired her
to take her whole mind

346
00:17:23,546 --> 00:17:27,315
and, and, and body to a whole
'nother level that I find--

347
00:17:27,415 --> 00:17:28,617
- Shirts off!
- Mm-hmm.

348
00:17:28,717 --> 00:17:30,184
Bikinis on!

349
00:17:30,285 --> 00:17:33,889
Lexy, your favorite shade
of seafoam green, of course.

350
00:17:33,989 --> 00:17:36,457
And Sienna, polka dots,

351
00:17:36,559 --> 00:17:38,827
like the walls
in your childhood room.

352
00:17:38,928 --> 00:17:41,964
And fellas, this is your outfit.

353
00:17:43,999 --> 00:17:45,300
<i>Bottom line, people,</i>

354
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:48,637
is that we just have to get
back to the basics, okay?

355
00:17:48,737 --> 00:17:52,841
Simple, unadulterated
human contact!

356
00:17:52,942 --> 00:17:56,444
Express yourselves!
Explore each other intimately!

357
00:17:56,545 --> 00:17:58,781
Remember that body you
first fell in love with?

358
00:17:58,881 --> 00:18:00,148
Oooh, ha!

359
00:18:00,248 --> 00:18:02,952
Communicate that love--
through the paint!

360
00:18:05,386 --> 00:18:06,989
I'm just still not
totally getting

361
00:18:07,155 --> 00:18:08,657
the premise of this show.

362
00:18:08,757 --> 00:18:12,661
Like, there's guns,
but there's also paint?

363
00:18:12,761 --> 00:18:16,297
For once, I hope these
editors can not just...

364
00:18:16,397 --> 00:18:18,232
make me, like, the dumbass dude.

365
00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:20,035
Would you touch him

366
00:18:20,168 --> 00:18:23,038
like seven other women are
competing for his attention!?

367
00:18:23,171 --> 00:18:24,339
The whole world saw you

368
00:18:24,439 --> 00:18:26,441
swoop up on Becky P.
and Elizabeth.

369
00:18:26,542 --> 00:18:30,012
Now show us that Sienna fervor.

370
00:18:30,178 --> 00:18:31,179
All right.

371
00:18:31,212 --> 00:18:32,681
Yes, yes.

372
00:18:32,781 --> 00:18:34,016
That fierce...

373
00:18:34,182 --> 00:18:35,851
Sienna ferrrvor.

374
00:18:38,353 --> 00:18:39,655
Do you see the cameras, or--

375
00:18:39,755 --> 00:18:42,558
Yeah,
they're right up there.

376
00:18:43,491 --> 00:18:45,561
Hey, this might be fun.

377
00:18:46,629 --> 00:18:47,896
Lex...

378
00:18:47,997 --> 00:18:49,197
I gotta be honest with you.

379
00:18:49,263 --> 00:18:51,199
This whole innocent
virgin thing,

380
00:18:51,299 --> 00:18:54,069
it gets tired after
three episodes.

381
00:18:54,202 --> 00:18:55,436
Show your man--
Win him back,

382
00:18:55,537 --> 00:18:58,306
by showing the sexiness
that you got, come on!

383
00:19:01,275 --> 00:19:04,345
Lexy...we all know
that you have sexiness

384
00:19:04,445 --> 00:19:06,849
all down inside you.

385
00:19:06,949 --> 00:19:08,550
So bring that shit up!

386
00:19:08,651 --> 00:19:10,052
Okay?

387
00:19:10,218 --> 00:19:12,220
Passion, people!
Show me some passion!

388
00:19:12,286 --> 00:19:14,056
Are you two not about passion?

389
00:19:14,222 --> 00:19:15,557
Come on...

390
00:19:15,658 --> 00:19:17,693
Look, you don't
have to do anything.

391
00:19:17,793 --> 00:19:19,728
I'ma do everything
I can to protect you.

392
00:19:19,828 --> 00:19:21,630
I can protect myself, you know.

393
00:19:21,730 --> 00:19:23,932
You're the strongest
woman I know.

394
00:19:24,033 --> 00:19:26,334
Matter of fact, you need to be
the one protecting me.

395
00:19:26,434 --> 00:19:28,403
Just because I
broke up with you...

396
00:19:28,504 --> 00:19:30,773
doesn't mean I won't
always care about you.

397
00:19:31,774 --> 00:19:35,044
You're supposed to be exploring
yourself through the paint!

398
00:19:35,144 --> 00:19:36,745
Through the paint...

399
00:19:38,312 --> 00:19:39,982
Ahh!

400
00:19:40,949 --> 00:19:43,451
Zion finger-painted my penis
on my back, didn't they?

401
00:19:43,552 --> 00:19:44,485
You people
are ridiculous!

402
00:19:44,586 --> 00:19:45,788
Puh-leese.

403
00:19:45,888 --> 00:19:47,523
Please show us
the same respect

404
00:19:47,623 --> 00:19:51,259
you would show a nerdy woman
labeled a relationship expert.

405
00:19:51,359 --> 00:19:52,828
I'm sorry, people!

406
00:19:52,928 --> 00:19:55,164
Am I not resonating
with you all?

407
00:19:55,263 --> 00:19:56,632
I mean, do I have to explain

408
00:19:56,732 --> 00:19:59,902
every freakin'
detail of courtship?

409
00:20:02,571 --> 00:20:04,139
Oh, oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.

410
00:20:04,238 --> 00:20:06,374
I didn't mean to yell.
I'm sorry.

411
00:20:06,474 --> 00:20:07,710
Breathe,
breathe, breathe.

412
00:20:07,810 --> 00:20:09,611
Come on, breathe it in!
Come on, suck that air.

413
00:20:09,712 --> 00:20:10,512
Suck it!

414
00:20:10,612 --> 00:20:13,015
Suck the air...
There it is.

415
00:20:13,115 --> 00:20:15,150
-Aaaahhh!
-Mm-hmm.

416
00:20:15,249 --> 00:20:17,418
Good job.

417
00:20:20,354 --> 00:20:22,591
Screaming is just
a temporary Band-Aid

418
00:20:22,691 --> 00:20:25,460
on a deeper emotional reaction.

419
00:20:25,561 --> 00:20:26,762
Screaming does
nothing but get you

420
00:20:26,862 --> 00:20:28,530
forcefully kicked out of prom

421
00:20:28,630 --> 00:20:31,332
in front of the only man
you've ever loved.

422
00:20:31,432 --> 00:20:33,202
Okay, so...

423
00:20:33,301 --> 00:20:34,770
it could just be me,

424
00:20:34,870 --> 00:20:37,573
but I'm maybe starting to think

425
00:20:37,673 --> 00:20:41,510
that this is not a
reality dating show.

426
00:20:41,610 --> 00:20:44,012
Then I definitely
need my phone back.

427
00:20:44,113 --> 00:20:45,446
Like, right now.

428
00:20:45,547 --> 00:20:47,348
Okay, listen up!

429
00:20:47,448 --> 00:20:48,817
We understand.

430
00:20:48,917 --> 00:20:50,251
It's day one.

431
00:20:50,351 --> 00:20:53,088
You haven't had a chance to
fall back in love again yet.

432
00:20:53,188 --> 00:20:54,556
-But you will soon.
-Mm-hmm.

433
00:20:54,656 --> 00:20:56,558
You just need to loosen up
and get more comfortable!

434
00:20:56,658 --> 00:20:58,627
And we have just the idea.

435
00:20:58,727 --> 00:21:00,696
We're gonnna have a shindig!

436
00:21:00,796 --> 00:21:03,397
It will send shockwaves
throughout the villa!

437
00:21:03,498 --> 00:21:04,733
Come on, Terry! Terry!

438
00:21:04,833 --> 00:21:07,002
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Shindig!

439
00:21:45,140 --> 00:21:47,408
Yeah! Go ahead, girl.
Yeah, work it!

440
00:21:47,509 --> 00:21:50,045
Work it like a
mid-episode montage!

441
00:21:50,145 --> 00:21:52,114
Oooh, hoo-hoo!

442
00:21:52,214 --> 00:21:54,883
Oooh, hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

443
00:21:56,084 --> 00:21:57,853
Ooh, ooh, uh, uh.

444
00:21:57,953 --> 00:21:59,855
Cham--Cham--
Champagne, Champagne.

445
00:21:59,955 --> 00:22:01,757
Champagne.
I need some Champagne.

446
00:22:05,426 --> 00:22:06,427
Mmm...

447
00:22:09,598 --> 00:22:10,966
I'm sorry.

448
00:22:11,066 --> 00:22:13,401
Do you not have a dance
party every single episode

449
00:22:13,502 --> 00:22:14,570
of every single day

450
00:22:14,670 --> 00:22:17,105
for the entire freakin' summer!?

451
00:22:17,206 --> 00:22:19,174
What, what--

452
00:22:19,274 --> 00:22:22,044
Listen, I think I can speak
for all of us when I say,

453
00:22:22,144 --> 00:22:24,813
we just need some
time with our phones.

454
00:22:24,913 --> 00:22:26,815
So why don't we just
go back in the house--

455
00:22:26,915 --> 00:22:29,751
It's a villa, Sienna!
I told you that!

456
00:22:29,852 --> 00:22:31,887
It's a villa!
I have an ocean!

457
00:22:31,987 --> 00:22:36,925
Totally.
My point, Kristen, my girl,

458
00:22:37,025 --> 00:22:40,729
is that I am pretty good
at social media stalking,

459
00:22:40,829 --> 00:22:43,966
and if you give me my
phone back in the villa,

460
00:22:44,066 --> 00:22:46,935
I can track down that guy
you said you had a crush on.

461
00:22:47,035 --> 00:22:49,905
What was his name again?
Andy Whitworth?

462
00:22:50,005 --> 00:22:51,707
Maybe that's where
we put our efforts,

463
00:22:51,807 --> 00:22:54,442
because frankly, I don't
see any of the six of us

464
00:22:54,543 --> 00:22:55,744
getting back together.

465
00:23:00,481 --> 00:23:02,784
-Jesus Christ!
-What the hell!?

466
00:23:04,653 --> 00:23:05,654
Oh my god...

467
00:23:07,222 --> 00:23:08,590
Oh my god!

468
00:23:08,690 --> 00:23:10,559
Anyone see my diamond earring?

469
00:23:10,659 --> 00:23:13,461
Okay, Sienna, relax.
Let's just stop the bleeding.

470
00:23:13,562 --> 00:23:14,796
No, no, my earring, my earring.

471
00:23:14,897 --> 00:23:16,497
Can we get a first aid kit?

472
00:23:16,598 --> 00:23:19,968
This is what I get
as a romantic dance party!?

473
00:23:20,068 --> 00:23:22,571
At some point, someone's
going to start showing me

474
00:23:22,671 --> 00:23:24,273
that love is real!

475
00:23:24,373 --> 00:23:26,074
-Terry!
-Uh...

476
00:23:26,174 --> 00:23:29,044
Can I--Can I
have my earring, please?

477
00:23:29,144 --> 00:23:31,546
-Guys, my earring!
-We need help!

478
00:23:35,117 --> 00:23:38,754
So I'm thinking about
this whole no ear thing.

479
00:23:38,854 --> 00:23:41,390
Maybe it could be my new brand.

480
00:23:41,489 --> 00:23:42,891
Like, sympathy factor alone

481
00:23:42,991 --> 00:23:44,893
will easily get me, like,
another million.

482
00:23:44,993 --> 00:23:47,362
Maybe I'll even
get my own show.

483
00:23:47,495 --> 00:23:48,563
What do you think?

484
00:23:48,664 --> 00:23:50,065
If we don't get up out
this house,

485
00:23:50,165 --> 00:23:52,834
you're not gonna have no dating
show on no network ever.

486
00:23:54,403 --> 00:23:56,605
It's obvious we up
against some top-flight,

487
00:23:56,705 --> 00:23:57,906
high-tech security system--

488
00:23:58,006 --> 00:23:59,875
There's gotta be a
security mainframe.

489
00:23:59,975 --> 00:24:01,944
AJ, can you please just leave

490
00:24:02,044 --> 00:24:03,845
the scheming for
the smart people?

491
00:24:03,946 --> 00:24:05,380
Like, if this was
<i>Are You the One?</i>

492
00:24:05,514 --> 00:24:07,249
Hugh would be the dude
with the math charts

493
00:24:07,349 --> 00:24:08,717
and you'd be the stubborn idiot

494
00:24:08,817 --> 00:24:09,918
choosing the wrong match
each week.

495
00:24:10,018 --> 00:24:11,520
Okay, I can do math charts.

496
00:24:11,586 --> 00:24:14,523
Just because our show
tried to depict me as the--

497
00:24:14,623 --> 00:24:17,893
Come on, y'all, for real!
Do y'all ever stop bickering?

498
00:24:17,993 --> 00:24:20,162
We need a plan to
get to the mainframe,

499
00:24:20,262 --> 00:24:21,830
and then we can dismantle
the security system.

500
00:24:21,930 --> 00:24:22,831
Stop!

501
00:24:22,931 --> 00:24:24,232
-What's up?
-What?

502
00:24:24,333 --> 00:24:28,036
Uh...nothing better
than being able to watch

503
00:24:28,136 --> 00:24:31,206
couples be intimate
in the bedroom.

504
00:24:31,306 --> 00:24:33,709
Wish we had more of that
on our season, Hugh.

505
00:24:35,010 --> 00:24:37,446
We could all take
inspiration from that.

506
00:24:37,546 --> 00:24:38,847
Okay...

507
00:24:38,947 --> 00:24:41,116
Forget escape.

508
00:24:41,216 --> 00:24:46,822
The real goal should be
falling back in love.

509
00:24:46,922 --> 00:24:49,558
<i>Are you out of your mind</i> ?

510
00:24:49,591 --> 00:24:51,827
We are dealing with
some crazy-ass bitch who--

511
00:24:51,927 --> 00:24:53,729
Shut up, AJ!

512
00:24:53,829 --> 00:24:55,197
You don't get to
tell me what to do

513
00:24:55,297 --> 00:24:57,866
just because you're the old guy.

514
00:24:57,966 --> 00:24:59,935
I'm 33. That's not old.

515
00:25:00,035 --> 00:25:02,105
I'm just trying to get
you to stop talking shit.

516
00:25:02,205 --> 00:25:03,573
About who? Kristen?

517
00:25:03,639 --> 00:25:05,375
<i>The crazy-ass bitch is--</i>

518
00:25:05,875 --> 00:25:07,877
Be quiet!

519
00:25:07,977 --> 00:25:09,912
Okay?

520
00:25:10,013 --> 00:25:11,948
We love Kristen.

521
00:25:12,048 --> 00:25:14,017
Oh...

522
00:25:14,117 --> 00:25:15,985
Got it.

523
00:25:16,085 --> 00:25:17,120
If we have an elimination,

524
00:25:17,220 --> 00:25:19,088
I'm still voting
you off first thing.

525
00:25:19,188 --> 00:25:20,690
Yeah, me too.

526
00:25:22,158 --> 00:25:24,360
Not the
horniest group, are they?

527
00:25:24,460 --> 00:25:28,831
Hmm...

528
00:25:28,931 --> 00:25:30,066
My dear, you, you know

529
00:25:30,166 --> 00:25:31,901
that I think that
you're the best, right?

530
00:25:32,001 --> 00:25:37,840
Um...most loveable person ever.
Right?

531
00:25:37,940 --> 00:25:40,243
Right, um...

532
00:25:40,343 --> 00:25:41,611
I don't know how to say this.

533
00:25:41,677 --> 00:25:43,446
I don't know, I thought
we were gonna try to

534
00:25:44,647 --> 00:25:46,015
I don't know...

535
00:25:46,115 --> 00:25:49,118
not cut any
contestants' ears off.

536
00:25:49,218 --> 00:25:53,456
-'Scuse me?
-Yeah. Yeah, see, see,

537
00:25:53,623 --> 00:25:54,991
I know that you've
worked really hard

538
00:25:55,091 --> 00:25:56,059
on putting this thing together

539
00:25:56,159 --> 00:25:57,460
and coming up with
all these games.

540
00:25:57,627 --> 00:25:59,295
And super, super frustrating,

541
00:25:59,395 --> 00:26:01,330
like, they're not falling back
in love again yet, you know?

542
00:26:01,431 --> 00:26:03,633
Oh, okay.
'Cause for a second there,

543
00:26:03,733 --> 00:26:05,802
it sounded like you
didn't care about love,

544
00:26:05,902 --> 00:26:08,137
like you didn't care
about the fate of romance.

545
00:26:08,237 --> 00:26:10,173
Like all you cared about
was some

546
00:26:10,273 --> 00:26:12,975
pointless, ugly ear?

547
00:26:13,076 --> 00:26:15,445
No. No.
You know what it is?

548
00:26:15,546 --> 00:26:17,413
It's just that when
we talked, you know,

549
00:26:17,514 --> 00:26:19,516
when we agreed to
bring 'em here, um,

550
00:26:19,649 --> 00:26:22,285
you know, we talked and I,
I was like--

551
00:26:22,385 --> 00:26:25,088
I don't remember
where you said hey, Terrance,

552
00:26:25,188 --> 00:26:27,223
do you...

553
00:26:27,323 --> 00:26:30,026
I don't know, you
wanna be an accessory?

554
00:26:30,126 --> 00:26:31,562
Hm? You wanna go to jail?

555
00:26:31,661 --> 00:26:33,296
I don't remember that.
I don't remember that at all.

556
00:26:33,396 --> 00:26:35,465
As a matter of fact,
I remember you promising me

557
00:26:35,566 --> 00:26:37,467
that we were gonna do
no permanent damage--

558
00:26:37,568 --> 00:26:40,103
You do not tell me what
I have and have not promised!

559
00:26:40,203 --> 00:26:43,005
You know that's one of
my triggers, Terrance!

560
00:26:43,106 --> 00:26:44,508
Okay, look--

561
00:26:44,674 --> 00:26:46,510
Meah!

562
00:26:46,676 --> 00:26:50,012
Anything that's happened
to them should be motivation.

563
00:26:57,053 --> 00:26:58,955
Fine.

564
00:26:59,689 --> 00:27:01,357
Now...

565
00:27:01,457 --> 00:27:03,159
if I'm not mistaken,

566
00:27:03,259 --> 00:27:06,028
someone promised me
a French tip pedicure.

567
00:27:07,864 --> 00:27:08,931
Tonight.

568
00:27:09,031 --> 00:27:11,134
Okay, my bad.

569
00:27:11,234 --> 00:27:12,368
Of course.

570
00:27:12,468 --> 00:27:15,338
I'm thinkin' red tips,
just for funsies!

571
00:27:32,989 --> 00:27:34,625
You okay?

572
00:27:34,724 --> 00:27:36,726
She's only gonna
get more violent.

573
00:27:36,792 --> 00:27:39,328
She's watching us
from everywhere.

574
00:27:39,428 --> 00:27:41,030
What are we gonna do?

575
00:27:41,130 --> 00:27:43,366
Listen here.

576
00:27:43,466 --> 00:27:45,735
You remember that last
game of Baton we played?

577
00:27:45,801 --> 00:27:47,571
The one when I finally beat you?

578
00:27:47,737 --> 00:27:49,540
You cannot be bringing
that up again right now.

579
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:52,008
I'm not just talking about that.

580
00:27:52,108 --> 00:27:55,311
I have more to say.
I promise.

581
00:27:55,411 --> 00:27:58,981
Even though I was
the glorious winner,

582
00:27:59,081 --> 00:28:01,951
the real truth is...

583
00:28:02,051 --> 00:28:06,289
you played one of the best
games I've ever seen, ever.

584
00:28:06,389 --> 00:28:08,057
You didn't give up.

585
00:28:08,157 --> 00:28:10,627
That's my point.

586
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:13,564
I've never seen
anyone in my life...

587
00:28:13,664 --> 00:28:15,431
without a single brick...

588
00:28:15,532 --> 00:28:20,369
put up such a fight.
Like, damn.

589
00:28:20,469 --> 00:28:22,872
That's sexy, like...

590
00:28:22,972 --> 00:28:25,676
That makes you the most
determined person I know.

591
00:28:26,776 --> 00:28:30,079
You're gonna find your
strategy sooner or later.

592
00:28:30,179 --> 00:28:32,848
And this time you're gonna win.

593
00:28:32,949 --> 00:28:35,552
Unlike last time.

594
00:28:35,652 --> 00:28:37,787
Against me...

595
00:28:37,853 --> 00:28:38,888
when I won.

596
00:28:45,596 --> 00:28:47,296
I have an idea.

597
00:28:47,396 --> 00:28:48,864
I have to go to the bathroom.

598
00:28:54,804 --> 00:28:57,674
I have a stomach ache.

599
00:28:57,807 --> 00:28:59,976
Make sure to courtesy flush!

600
00:29:11,622 --> 00:29:13,590
<i>Interesting.</i>

601
00:31:11,608 --> 00:31:12,576
Carfentanil.

602
00:31:24,954 --> 00:31:26,956
<i>That was by far</i>
<i>the best season, by far.</i>

603
00:31:26,989 --> 00:31:28,357
<i>It's</i>
<i>definitely top five.</i>

604
00:31:28,457 --> 00:31:29,826
<i>Of course it was.</i>

605
00:31:29,959 --> 00:31:31,127
<i>I'll never forget the</i>
<i>first time they showed up.</i>

606
00:31:31,227 --> 00:31:33,229
<i>They didn't know each other.</i>
<i>Mm, mm!</i>

607
00:31:33,329 --> 00:31:35,431
<i>And who could forget</i>
<i>their first makeout sesh</i>

608
00:31:35,532 --> 00:31:37,066
<i>at the bonfire?</i>

609
00:31:37,166 --> 00:31:39,101
<i>They were practically ripping</i>
<i>each other's clothes off.</i>

610
00:31:39,201 --> 00:31:41,671
<i>I've never seen</i>
<i>so much sexiness.</i>

611
00:31:41,772 --> 00:31:43,372
Nothing can top AJ and Sienna.

612
00:31:43,472 --> 00:31:45,809
Remember when AJ threw
himself out the car

613
00:31:45,975 --> 00:31:47,243
and jumped over the fence?

614
00:31:47,343 --> 00:31:48,978
Ran right
past the producers,

615
00:31:49,078 --> 00:31:52,014
and in one fell swoop, hopped
on the back of Sienna's horse!

616
00:31:52,114 --> 00:31:54,584
If love was real four years ago,
it still can be today.

617
00:31:54,684 --> 00:31:56,452
That's all I'ma say.

618
00:31:57,353 --> 00:32:00,055
That's a long time
to be taking a dump.

619
00:32:03,292 --> 00:32:05,428
Shit. Shit.

620
00:32:31,888 --> 00:32:33,355
Where is she?

621
00:32:35,625 --> 00:32:37,928
I think you're out of wet wipes.

622
00:32:40,630 --> 00:32:42,131
Watchin' you.

623
00:32:59,048 --> 00:33:00,550
-Car-fent-anil.
-Yeah.

624
00:33:00,650 --> 00:33:01,751
What is that?

625
00:33:01,852 --> 00:33:03,753
It causes instant
seizures and then death.

626
00:33:03,854 --> 00:33:06,489
It's used primarily to
tranquilize oversized animals.

627
00:33:06,590 --> 00:33:09,458
Or reality dating show
couples freshly kidnapped.

628
00:33:09,559 --> 00:33:11,126
Well, the good news is,
I have something--

629
00:33:11,227 --> 00:33:13,597
I found the security
mainframe to the smarthome.

630
00:33:13,697 --> 00:33:15,097
Look at you,

631
00:33:15,197 --> 00:33:17,266
climbing through the air vents
like an action hero.

632
00:33:17,366 --> 00:33:19,703
I think you're
starting to enjoy this.

633
00:33:19,803 --> 00:33:21,671
It's like a real life game.

634
00:33:21,771 --> 00:33:23,172
You might actually win.

635
00:33:27,911 --> 00:33:30,547
<i>Today, you are going to</i>
<i>separate into three challenges</i>

636
00:33:30,647 --> 00:33:32,716
<i>specifically designed</i>
<i>for each couple.</i>

637
00:33:32,816 --> 00:33:36,085
<i>I suggest you take these</i>
<i>challenges very seriously.</i>

638
00:33:36,185 --> 00:33:38,354
<i>You don't wanna</i>
<i>piss off Kristen.</i>

639
00:33:38,454 --> 00:33:41,156
<i>You know, when you get to know</i>
<i>her, she's really a sweetheart,</i>

640
00:33:41,257 --> 00:33:43,593
<i>not to mention a great friend.</i>

641
00:33:43,693 --> 00:33:45,461
<i>You might want to invite</i>
<i>her to some of your--</i>

642
00:33:45,562 --> 00:33:46,897
<i>--</i> reunion parties sometime.

643
00:33:46,997 --> 00:33:48,865
Oh my god, it's her.

644
00:33:49,533 --> 00:33:50,600
Gotta go!

645
00:33:52,201 --> 00:33:54,236
What?

646
00:34:42,484 --> 00:34:45,555
What the hell?
Hey, hey, hey!

647
00:34:49,893 --> 00:34:51,460
AJ...

648
00:34:51,561 --> 00:34:53,395
-Where we at?
-I don't know.

649
00:35:05,809 --> 00:35:06,876
Oh my god.

650
00:35:06,977 --> 00:35:09,178
Is that the asshole
you kissed in the club?

651
00:35:11,748 --> 00:35:13,415
Hey, Mac.

652
00:35:14,350 --> 00:35:15,417
<i>What would</i>
<i>a beach resort be</i>

653
00:35:15,518 --> 00:35:16,820
<i>without one of your past lovers</i>

654
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:20,289
<i>coming back to test your</i>
<i>relationship midseason?</i>

655
00:35:20,389 --> 00:35:23,192
<i>If the other shows think</i>
<i>it's helpful, so do we.</i>

656
00:35:23,225 --> 00:35:26,763
<i>So your next challenge is</i>
<i>to eliminate the interloper</i>

657
00:35:26,863 --> 00:35:29,666
<i>and prove that no one</i>
<i>can get between you.</i>

658
00:35:32,569 --> 00:35:35,805
<i>Your next challenge</i>
<i>is in the Tiki Shack of Secrets,</i>

659
00:35:35,905 --> 00:35:39,208
<i>to finally come clean</i>
<i>and forgive each other.</i>

660
00:35:44,279 --> 00:35:47,349
<i>Your next challenge</i>
<i>is a classic trust exercise--</i>

661
00:35:47,449 --> 00:35:49,284
<i>a Truth Booth of sorts--</i>

662
00:35:49,385 --> 00:35:53,222
<i>to decide if Hugh is</i>
<i>loyal once and for all.</i>

663
00:35:53,255 --> 00:35:55,424
<i>Your challenges...</i>

664
00:35:55,525 --> 00:35:57,459
<i>begin...now.</i>

665
00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:59,228
Whoa!

666
00:36:01,631 --> 00:36:04,634
-Oh, shoot.
-Whoa. Whoa!

667
00:36:04,734 --> 00:36:06,803
What's going on?
What?

668
00:36:06,903 --> 00:36:08,872
That's not so bad.

669
00:36:08,972 --> 00:36:10,874
It smells like almonds.

670
00:36:10,974 --> 00:36:14,044
Almonds?
It's actually hydrogen cyanide.

671
00:36:14,144 --> 00:36:16,079
And at this rate, we'll be
dead in less than two minutes.

672
00:36:16,245 --> 00:36:17,279
What!?

673
00:36:24,587 --> 00:36:27,423
Hey, Kristen.

674
00:36:27,524 --> 00:36:30,727
Are you sure all
this is a good idea?

675
00:36:30,827 --> 00:36:33,897
Hey, what if instead,
we send them on dinner dates?

676
00:36:33,997 --> 00:36:35,165
Yeah. Yeah, yeah,

677
00:36:35,264 --> 00:36:38,702
some nice, uh, nice clothes
and mood lighting and...

678
00:36:38,802 --> 00:36:40,369
fake food they'll never eat?

679
00:36:40,469 --> 00:36:41,905
Name one show on TV that doesn't

680
00:36:42,005 --> 00:36:44,440
trauma bond their
contestants into love!

681
00:36:44,541 --> 00:36:46,543
- Hm.
- Hm?

682
00:36:46,643 --> 00:36:49,779
Have you seen every
episode of <i>Ex on the Mind</i> ?

683
00:36:49,879 --> 00:36:51,581
Okay. Hm.

684
00:36:51,681 --> 00:36:54,084
Well, then at least no
permanent damage, right?

685
00:36:54,184 --> 00:36:55,618
Mm-hmm.

686
00:36:55,719 --> 00:36:57,386
Refill, will ya, babe?

687
00:36:57,486 --> 00:36:58,588
Of course.

688
00:36:58,688 --> 00:36:59,656
<i>Help!</i>

689
00:37:03,526 --> 00:37:04,561
<i>What do we do?</i>

690
00:37:04,661 --> 00:37:06,029
<i>I don't know, but...</i>

691
00:37:06,129 --> 00:37:08,430
that thing is pointed
right at my chest,

692
00:37:08,531 --> 00:37:11,568
and I cannot get a bruise, boo.

693
00:37:11,668 --> 00:37:14,671
Do you have any idea
how much these cost?

694
00:37:14,771 --> 00:37:17,306
Aah!

695
00:37:17,339 --> 00:37:18,775
AJ, you get us out!

696
00:37:18,875 --> 00:37:20,409
You're the one hooked up
to the lie detector test!

697
00:37:20,510 --> 00:37:22,311
I, I have no clue
why I am hooked up

698
00:37:22,344 --> 00:37:24,013
to a lie detector test.

699
00:37:24,114 --> 00:37:25,215
I don't tell lies!

700
00:37:35,592 --> 00:37:36,893
<i>Sienna</i>
<i>can't forgive you</i>

701
00:37:36,993 --> 00:37:38,327
<i>if you don't tell the truth.</i>

702
00:37:39,495 --> 00:37:40,563
No.

703
00:37:44,834 --> 00:37:45,802
Ow!

704
00:37:52,407 --> 00:37:55,979
-Now what?
-It's a puzzle.

705
00:37:56,079 --> 00:37:57,113
An escape room.

706
00:37:59,149 --> 00:38:02,384
Babe, babe, get on
the platform, go!

707
00:38:02,484 --> 00:38:04,254
Okay, okay!

708
00:38:04,353 --> 00:38:05,855
Go, go, go, go!

709
00:38:07,590 --> 00:38:08,892
No...

710
00:38:08,992 --> 00:38:10,593
This crazy bitch wants us
to saw through this rope

711
00:38:10,693 --> 00:38:12,361
and watch Mac
plunge to his death?

712
00:38:12,427 --> 00:38:13,797
No, not happening.

713
00:38:13,897 --> 00:38:16,065
I didn't know you cared
so much about the douchebag

714
00:38:16,166 --> 00:38:18,400
who vampires your neck
every time we break up.

715
00:38:20,369 --> 00:38:21,470
I'm not killing him.

716
00:38:29,012 --> 00:38:30,880
It's, it's, it's like
a prisoner's dilemma.

717
00:38:30,980 --> 00:38:32,381
One of us has to
stay on the platform

718
00:38:32,481 --> 00:38:34,017
for the door to stay open.

719
00:38:34,117 --> 00:38:36,385
So only one of us can
run out and survive?

720
00:38:40,256 --> 00:38:42,158
<i>If you will not</i>
<i>saw Mac to his death,</i>

721
00:38:42,258 --> 00:38:44,426
<i>we will have no choice</i>
<i>but to shock you.</i>

722
00:38:44,527 --> 00:38:45,562
That bitch!

723
00:38:52,836 --> 00:38:55,104
I couldn't care less.
I'll kill Mac!

724
00:38:59,242 --> 00:39:01,878
No, no, no!
Stop, stop, stop, stop!

725
00:39:01,978 --> 00:39:04,080
Mac is a good person.

726
00:39:04,180 --> 00:39:06,516
He's a good relationship
trespasser.

727
00:39:13,455 --> 00:39:14,858
You bastard!

728
00:39:14,958 --> 00:39:16,425
Tell the truth!

729
00:39:16,458 --> 00:39:17,627
About what?

730
00:39:17,727 --> 00:39:19,329
Did you cheat on me?

731
00:39:22,699 --> 00:39:25,768
It's more complicated
than that, okay?

732
00:39:25,869 --> 00:39:28,238
We weren't getting
along...for a while,

733
00:39:28,338 --> 00:39:30,807
and, and...

734
00:39:30,907 --> 00:39:33,042
we were allowing each
other to see other people.

735
00:39:33,142 --> 00:39:33,743
What!?

736
00:39:39,983 --> 00:39:41,751
<i>Sienna,</i>
<i>do you forgive AJ?</i>

737
00:39:41,851 --> 00:39:43,953
I never gave you
permission to see anyone.

738
00:39:44,053 --> 00:39:45,454
No, I don't forgive him.

739
00:39:46,656 --> 00:39:48,024
No!

740
00:39:49,359 --> 00:39:52,662
Oh my...God!

741
00:39:53,997 --> 00:39:57,499
No ear and completely
deformed boobs.

742
00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:00,036
-Tell the truth!
-Okay, okay, okay!

743
00:40:00,136 --> 00:40:01,905
Okay, so, so maybe
it wasn't an agreement.

744
00:40:02,005 --> 00:40:03,673
But I thought it was okay!

745
00:40:05,708 --> 00:40:07,143
No!

746
00:40:19,622 --> 00:40:21,925
All right, all right,
we can figure this out.

747
00:40:22,025 --> 00:40:24,060
One of us doesn't have to
die for the other to escape.

748
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:25,628
I have an idea.

749
00:40:25,728 --> 00:40:26,729
- Okay.
- Come on.

750
00:40:26,829 --> 00:40:28,531
Okay.

751
00:40:29,132 --> 00:40:30,533
- Jump off!
- Okay.

752
00:40:30,633 --> 00:40:31,768
Now go!

753
00:40:31,868 --> 00:40:33,036
Wait wait wait, no, wait.
What about you?

754
00:40:33,136 --> 00:40:35,204
I, I'ma figure it out, okay?
You go!

755
00:40:35,305 --> 00:40:36,739
Why should I go?
You should go!

756
00:40:36,839 --> 00:40:38,808
I'm not gonna leave without you.

757
00:40:38,908 --> 00:40:41,711
I'm trying to save your life.

758
00:40:41,811 --> 00:40:43,846
Lexy, go!

759
00:40:46,950 --> 00:40:48,017
Okay, stop!

760
00:40:48,117 --> 00:40:50,186
Okay, okay, okay, stop, stop!

761
00:40:52,822 --> 00:40:55,224
I cheated.

762
00:40:55,325 --> 00:40:56,626
Okay?

763
00:40:56,726 --> 00:40:57,794
There, I said it!

764
00:40:57,894 --> 00:41:00,229
I cheated on you.

765
00:41:00,330 --> 00:41:02,966
<i>Sienna,</i>
<i>do you forgive him?</i>

766
00:41:03,066 --> 00:41:05,535
Yes, yes...

767
00:41:05,568 --> 00:41:07,437
Come on, come on...

768
00:41:07,537 --> 00:41:09,372
Yeah, fine.

769
00:41:09,539 --> 00:41:10,440
I forgive him.

770
00:41:10,540 --> 00:41:11,874
<i>But wouldn't</i>
<i>you like to know</i>

771
00:41:11,975 --> 00:41:13,676
<i>who he cheated on you with?</i>

772
00:41:19,082 --> 00:41:22,652
Yeah. Yeah, actually.

773
00:41:22,752 --> 00:41:23,653
I would.

774
00:41:32,595 --> 00:41:34,764
Saw the rope now!

775
00:41:36,332 --> 00:41:39,802
I can't do it.
I'm not going to kill anyone.

776
00:41:39,902 --> 00:41:41,604
Saw!

777
00:41:41,704 --> 00:41:43,007
I'm not killing anyone.

778
00:41:43,107 --> 00:41:44,842
<i>Why are you</i>
<i>choosing him over us?</i>

779
00:41:44,942 --> 00:41:46,043
No!

780
00:41:46,143 --> 00:41:48,412
<i>There will never be</i>
<i>an "us"!</i>

781
00:41:48,579 --> 00:41:49,446
No, damn it!

782
00:41:49,580 --> 00:41:50,647
I have to do every
damn thing myself!

783
00:41:50,748 --> 00:41:52,850
-What do I get to have!?
-Kristen, what are you--

784
00:41:58,088 --> 00:41:59,189
Okay, come on, people.

785
00:41:59,289 --> 00:42:00,290
Hurry up, finish your
challenges, okay?

786
00:42:00,391 --> 00:42:01,725
Come on, come on,
show your love!

787
00:42:01,825 --> 00:42:02,926
Show your love,
show your love.

788
00:42:03,027 --> 00:42:04,361
<i>Awww, damn!</i>

789
00:42:04,461 --> 00:42:06,864
Who did you have sex with, AJ?

790
00:42:06,964 --> 00:42:09,501
I promise you, you
don't wanna...know.

791
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:11,268
Tell me!

792
00:42:15,072 --> 00:42:16,607
Your mom!

793
00:42:16,707 --> 00:42:20,778
I banged your mom
during the hometown visit.

794
00:42:20,878 --> 00:42:23,313
I'm sorry!

795
00:42:23,414 --> 00:42:26,383
But have you seen that ass?

796
00:42:26,483 --> 00:42:28,052
My god...

797
00:42:28,152 --> 00:42:30,621
She's a smokeshow!

798
00:42:43,767 --> 00:42:45,803
Ahh!

799
00:42:47,671 --> 00:42:48,705
You asshole!

800
00:42:48,806 --> 00:42:49,907
Oh!

801
00:43:02,219 --> 00:43:03,420
What are you doing?

802
00:43:05,656 --> 00:43:07,658
I'm not
leaving without you.

803
00:43:09,426 --> 00:43:13,097
- I love you.
- I love you too.

804
00:43:19,002 --> 00:43:20,471
<i>Nice work, both of you.</i>

805
00:43:20,572 --> 00:43:23,240
<i>You've figured out that loyalty</i>
<i>and love for each other</i>

806
00:43:23,340 --> 00:43:25,843
<i>will prevail in any situation.</i>

807
00:43:28,812 --> 00:43:30,047
I can't choose you.

808
00:43:30,147 --> 00:43:31,215
Some people just,
they're not--

809
00:43:31,315 --> 00:43:33,250
they're not meant
to be together.

810
00:43:33,350 --> 00:43:36,588
And we will never be together!

811
00:43:36,687 --> 00:43:38,856
What the hell!?

812
00:43:38,956 --> 00:43:40,491
F-boy, f-bye.

813
00:43:42,059 --> 00:43:43,694
Girl, I don't, uh...

814
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:45,696
I don't think you can kill
the queer people first anymore.

815
00:43:45,729 --> 00:43:47,297
Just die.

816
00:43:48,098 --> 00:43:49,166
I, I, wait, please.

817
00:43:49,266 --> 00:43:51,301
I, I...

818
00:43:54,238 --> 00:43:56,608
You got any aspirin?

819
00:43:58,709 --> 00:44:01,613
Oh honey, I didn't
mean to scare you.

820
00:44:04,948 --> 00:44:06,283
I meant to kill you!

821
00:44:18,162 --> 00:44:19,863
Our first elimination.

822
00:44:21,265 --> 00:44:22,332
You know what?

823
00:44:22,432 --> 00:44:24,401
I think I want some
pineapple juice.

824
00:44:24,502 --> 00:44:25,603
I'm gonna get me
some pineapple juice.

825
00:44:25,736 --> 00:44:27,938
-You want some pineapple juice?
-What?

826
00:44:28,038 --> 00:44:29,373
Kristen, this, this
wasn't supposed to be

827
00:44:29,473 --> 00:44:31,408
a part of the eliminations.

828
00:44:31,509 --> 00:44:33,243
Excuse me?

829
00:44:33,343 --> 00:44:35,547
Kristen, I loved them!

830
00:44:35,647 --> 00:44:36,847
Come on.

831
00:44:36,947 --> 00:44:38,115
Quincy? Zion?

832
00:44:38,215 --> 00:44:40,450
What's wrong with you, okay?

833
00:44:40,552 --> 00:44:44,288
I, I'm not gonna be a
part of this anymore.

834
00:44:44,388 --> 00:44:45,856
I'm done.

835
00:44:45,956 --> 00:44:47,958
Terry!

836
00:44:48,058 --> 00:44:51,395
If Chris Harrison can be
replaced, so can you!

837
00:44:51,495 --> 00:44:54,364
But first, I have a question.

838
00:44:59,537 --> 00:45:01,506
When you were a scrawny preteen

839
00:45:01,606 --> 00:45:03,874
being bullied for your
butt-ugly pimple face

840
00:45:03,974 --> 00:45:07,477
that made even your own mother
and your uncle Larry vomit--

841
00:45:07,579 --> 00:45:08,845
you remember your uncle Larry!

842
00:45:08,946 --> 00:45:10,548
He'd look at you--

843
00:45:10,648 --> 00:45:11,915
I said, "Don't do
that, Uncle Larry!"

844
00:45:14,586 --> 00:45:15,485
"Your face! Your face!"

845
00:45:15,587 --> 00:45:18,623
Who was by your side?

846
00:45:18,789 --> 00:45:19,691
Me.

847
00:45:19,790 --> 00:45:21,858
Only me.

848
00:45:21,959 --> 00:45:25,429
You remember when you
were a scared metrosexual

849
00:45:25,530 --> 00:45:29,299
in the Marines--oorah, huh?

850
00:45:29,399 --> 00:45:33,337
Being bullied by all
those manly men...

851
00:45:33,437 --> 00:45:35,405
because you decided
to stay up all night

852
00:45:35,506 --> 00:45:37,941
binging <i>Are You the One?</i>

853
00:45:38,041 --> 00:45:40,277
Who did you call?
Who you gonna call?

854
00:45:40,377 --> 00:45:42,980
Not Ghostbusters.
You called me!

855
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:47,451
I have always been the
only person by your side.

856
00:45:47,552 --> 00:45:48,720
Devin was there before too.

857
00:45:48,819 --> 00:45:50,220
We're not talkin' about Devin!

858
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:53,123
For the first time in my life,
we're talking about me.

859
00:45:53,223 --> 00:45:55,660
I have always been the
only one by your side,

860
00:45:55,826 --> 00:45:58,362
and the least I deserve
is for you to be by mine

861
00:45:58,462 --> 00:46:00,665
while I fight for love.

862
00:46:00,831 --> 00:46:02,466
I am doing what I have to do

863
00:46:02,567 --> 00:46:05,235
to get at least one of
these couples reunited.

864
00:46:05,335 --> 00:46:06,970
I already lost one couple.

865
00:46:07,070 --> 00:46:09,106
Terry, this is what
we decided to do.

866
00:46:09,206 --> 00:46:12,242
This is what we promised!
We are fighting for love.

867
00:46:12,342 --> 00:46:14,444
Don't you want that?

868
00:46:18,849 --> 00:46:20,484
Yes.

869
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:24,555
I know you do.

870
00:46:24,656 --> 00:46:27,659
You love love
like I love love, don't you?

871
00:46:27,759 --> 00:46:29,259
You know what would
make you feel better?

872
00:46:29,359 --> 00:46:32,062
Pineapple juice!
Mm-hmm.

873
00:46:32,162 --> 00:46:33,765
In a golden season
finale chalice.

874
00:46:33,864 --> 00:46:35,566
-Come on, let's go.
-Okay.

875
00:46:35,667 --> 00:46:38,736
Let's go, here we go.
Come on!

876
00:46:55,653 --> 00:46:58,221
Damn, what
the hell happened to y'all?

877
00:46:58,322 --> 00:47:00,257
AJ had sex with my mother.

878
00:47:02,092 --> 00:47:05,362
Well, technically it
wasn't traditional sex.

879
00:47:05,462 --> 00:47:08,332
It was primarily backdoor.

880
00:47:08,432 --> 00:47:11,803
I'm just keeping it one-hundo.

881
00:47:11,902 --> 00:47:15,072
Well, I'm just happy
everyone is okay.

882
00:47:15,172 --> 00:47:16,907
So did you two have the
pleasure of confirming

883
00:47:17,007 --> 00:47:20,210
all the reasons why
you broke up too?

884
00:47:20,310 --> 00:47:22,913
Not really, actually.

885
00:47:22,946 --> 00:47:25,783
Where are those two
super trashy toxic peeps

886
00:47:25,916 --> 00:47:28,919
who clearly never had any
chance of winning anything?

887
00:47:28,985 --> 00:47:31,823
Terry, what's going on?

888
00:47:31,922 --> 00:47:33,524
I know torturing us
and hurting us

889
00:47:33,624 --> 00:47:35,425
could not have been
part of your plan.

890
00:47:35,526 --> 00:47:37,027
Look...

891
00:47:37,127 --> 00:47:39,530
I know you went through a lot
of pain after losing Devin,

892
00:47:39,630 --> 00:47:41,932
and it resulted it in this
codependency with Kristen,

893
00:47:41,998 --> 00:47:43,233
but you don't have to torture--

894
00:47:43,333 --> 00:47:45,670
I'm not torturing you!

895
00:47:45,770 --> 00:47:47,505
Look, this, this was just
supposed to be some,

896
00:47:47,605 --> 00:47:49,507
some, some harmless games.

897
00:47:53,944 --> 00:47:56,947
Today marks a very,
very sad day for me.

898
00:47:56,980 --> 00:47:59,950
<i>A year ago today,</i>
<i>my fiancée, Devin, passed.</i>

899
00:48:01,318 --> 00:48:02,720
<i>Came completely</i>
<i>out of the blue.</i>

900
00:48:02,953 --> 00:48:04,287
Okay?

901
00:48:04,388 --> 00:48:05,757
And...

902
00:48:05,857 --> 00:48:07,558
Kristen and I, we...

903
00:48:07,658 --> 00:48:10,961
just need to
believe that love...

904
00:48:10,994 --> 00:48:12,597
love is possible again.

905
00:48:12,697 --> 00:48:14,998
Exactly right, Terry.

906
00:48:15,098 --> 00:48:17,467
We need something to celebrate.

907
00:48:17,568 --> 00:48:23,407
Only the best rosé in our
season finale gold chalice.

908
00:48:23,508 --> 00:48:27,244
Terry, please do us
the honors by serving us.

909
00:48:30,615 --> 00:48:34,384
Now that you have successfully
completed your Truth Booth

910
00:48:34,484 --> 00:48:37,187
and Shack of Secrets...

911
00:48:37,287 --> 00:48:40,424
you are now one step closer...

912
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:46,664
...to being your
perfect matches.

913
00:48:46,764 --> 00:48:48,866
And I have--hold on--

914
00:48:48,999 --> 00:48:51,034
a little speech in here.

915
00:48:51,134 --> 00:48:53,604
"If you feel you have your
perfect matches, then lock in--"

916
00:48:53,704 --> 00:48:54,872
Oh!

917
00:48:56,607 --> 00:48:58,008
-Oh shit!
-Oh my gosh!

918
00:49:00,010 --> 00:49:00,878
He's bleeding!

919
00:49:01,011 --> 00:49:02,379
That's real!

920
00:49:02,479 --> 00:49:04,014
Is that Zion!?

921
00:49:06,416 --> 00:49:09,019
Dude, this is so embarassing.

922
00:49:11,421 --> 00:49:12,890
Terry...

923
00:49:13,023 --> 00:49:15,025
Oh my god,
will he just die?

924
00:49:16,359 --> 00:49:17,562
What!?

925
00:49:21,331 --> 00:49:22,667
Harold!

926
00:49:22,767 --> 00:49:25,736
Oh, that dinosaur has worse
timing than a commercial break.

927
00:49:25,837 --> 00:49:27,738
Lock all of them in the room.

928
00:49:27,839 --> 00:49:29,740
I've gotta take care of Harold!

929
00:49:29,841 --> 00:49:31,041
Take it easy, take it easy.

930
00:49:31,107 --> 00:49:32,476
Help me, come on!

931
00:49:32,577 --> 00:49:33,878
Sorry. I'm sorry.

932
00:49:34,044 --> 00:49:35,278
-Terry--
-Please.

933
00:49:35,378 --> 00:49:36,514
What are you doing?
Come on!

934
00:49:36,614 --> 00:49:38,081
Please, I'm sorry.

935
00:49:38,181 --> 00:49:39,349
-Eww.
-I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

936
00:49:39,449 --> 00:49:41,051
just please...

937
00:49:42,052 --> 00:49:43,855
Oh, great!

938
00:49:43,955 --> 00:49:46,156
So what the hell are
we supposed to do now?

939
00:49:46,256 --> 00:49:47,491
Lexy got something
that might work,

940
00:49:47,592 --> 00:49:48,860
but we need to hurry.

941
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:50,962
Get up!

942
00:49:51,061 --> 00:49:52,295
What?

943
00:49:55,098 --> 00:49:56,834
Listen here,
prehistoric penis!

944
00:49:56,934 --> 00:49:58,569
I am trying to save the future

945
00:49:58,669 --> 00:50:00,872
of the world's last
two greatest couples.

946
00:50:00,972 --> 00:50:01,973
What do you want!?

947
00:50:02,072 --> 00:50:03,340
Our date!
I'm here to pick you up.

948
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:05,041
Remember?
I said I'd come tonight.

949
00:50:05,141 --> 00:50:07,979
Listen, Harold, your
forgetfulness is in overdrive.

950
00:50:08,078 --> 00:50:09,145
There is no date.

951
00:50:09,246 --> 00:50:11,481
There never was one,
never will be.

952
00:50:11,582 --> 00:50:14,585
Don't you wanna take
a chance on love?

953
00:50:14,685 --> 00:50:15,920
I did.

954
00:50:16,019 --> 00:50:18,154
But there's only one
man in the world for me.

955
00:50:18,255 --> 00:50:20,323
And I've come to accept
that without him,

956
00:50:20,423 --> 00:50:23,628
I can now share the love
of my favorite TV stars.

957
00:50:23,728 --> 00:50:27,665
But you, Harold,
you're not Andy, nor a TV star.

958
00:50:27,765 --> 00:50:29,567
Well, actually, back in 1965,

959
00:50:29,667 --> 00:50:31,301
I applied to be on
<i>The Dating Game</i> .

960
00:50:31,401 --> 00:50:33,436
You see, back then
we didn't have no reality TV,

961
00:50:33,538 --> 00:50:35,940
just game shows on
the regular networks.

962
00:50:36,039 --> 00:50:38,341
I could've been a TV star.

963
00:50:38,441 --> 00:50:40,377
A TV star?

964
00:50:43,413 --> 00:50:45,348
The room is literally
just down the hall.

965
00:50:45,448 --> 00:50:48,118
-Follow me.
-All right, AJ, you up.

966
00:50:48,218 --> 00:50:51,187
No, no, I don't really
know how to say this,

967
00:50:51,288 --> 00:50:54,692
but, um, yeah, I'm gonna
have a little bit of trouble

968
00:50:54,792 --> 00:50:56,661
climbing up there because...

969
00:50:56,761 --> 00:50:58,896
because, well, earlier...

970
00:50:58,996 --> 00:51:00,330
my, uh...

971
00:51:00,430 --> 00:51:02,232
both my nuts...-

972
00:51:02,332 --> 00:51:05,135
...they sort of, uh...

973
00:51:05,168 --> 00:51:07,572
They exploded.-

974
00:51:14,344 --> 00:51:15,445
I can help you.
Come on.

975
00:51:15,546 --> 00:51:16,781
Are you serious?
- I got you, yes.

976
00:51:16,881 --> 00:51:17,882
Thank you.

977
00:51:17,982 --> 00:51:19,050
Come in here.
Give me a hug.

978
00:51:19,149 --> 00:51:21,886
Oh...
Yeah, you're welcome.

979
00:51:25,890 --> 00:51:27,892
Hey, to the left.

980
00:51:27,992 --> 00:51:29,894
All right, uh, we got the vent.

981
00:51:29,994 --> 00:51:32,429
-We gotta go to the vent.
-Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

982
00:51:34,164 --> 00:51:36,867
No, no, no.
Whew, whew, whew.

983
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:52,650
Harold, I don't know what
part of no you don't understand,

984
00:51:52,750 --> 00:51:54,685
so let me be very clear.

985
00:51:54,785 --> 00:51:58,522
I am never, ever,
ever going anywhere,

986
00:51:58,623 --> 00:52:03,226
not a zilch, crackin'
nowhere with you, player!

987
00:52:03,326 --> 00:52:05,195
Pops! Whatever!

988
00:52:05,295 --> 00:52:08,799
Even if my very
life depended on it.

989
00:52:08,899 --> 00:52:10,200
Oh, all right.

990
00:52:10,300 --> 00:52:13,871
I can take a hint.

991
00:52:13,971 --> 00:52:17,207
Let's just order in then, hm?

992
00:52:17,273 --> 00:52:18,609
Goodbye.

993
00:52:21,244 --> 00:52:22,412
I'm not sure how
much time we have,

994
00:52:22,513 --> 00:52:23,948
so I just say unplug
the whole thing.

995
00:52:24,048 --> 00:52:27,084
No, no, no, no, that can only
make things worse for us.

996
00:52:27,217 --> 00:52:28,318
A hard shutdown could cause

997
00:52:28,418 --> 00:52:30,387
severe hard drive corruption
issues.

998
00:52:30,487 --> 00:52:33,223
Might even lock the whole
security system in place.

999
00:52:33,323 --> 00:52:35,526
I learned that first year
studying this stuff.

1000
00:52:35,626 --> 00:52:38,095
-Studying what stuff?
-Software engineering.

1001
00:52:38,228 --> 00:52:40,363
You're a
software engineer?

1002
00:52:40,463 --> 00:52:42,265
Uh, yeah, I tried to
tell you guys earlier,

1003
00:52:42,365 --> 00:52:43,668
but you just kept saying

1004
00:52:43,768 --> 00:52:46,302
let the smart people
make the math charts.

1005
00:52:46,403 --> 00:52:48,939
I thought you were a
professional surfing enthusiast.

1006
00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:51,374
No, the producers just said
it'd be better for the edit

1007
00:52:51,474 --> 00:52:55,079
if I fit the, quote,
"California bro character."

1008
00:52:55,245 --> 00:52:57,081
Okay, I'm gathering
the IP address

1009
00:52:57,247 --> 00:52:58,415
and signature information

1010
00:52:58,516 --> 00:53:00,618
to auto run a list of
factory set passwords.

1011
00:53:02,252 --> 00:53:03,788
It's gonna take a minute.

1012
00:53:03,888 --> 00:53:05,923
Well, hurry up.
We've got five minutes, tops.

1013
00:53:06,023 --> 00:53:07,625
Well, you do that.

1014
00:53:07,725 --> 00:53:10,326
Lex, we gotta go find a weapon.
Let's go.

1015
00:53:46,997 --> 00:53:49,499
He's gotta have another
gun in here somewhere.

1016
00:53:51,602 --> 00:53:52,570
There's gotta be something.

1017
00:54:23,701 --> 00:54:25,636
-Hugh!
-What?

1018
00:54:25,736 --> 00:54:27,403
You come look at this.

1019
00:54:31,407 --> 00:54:32,910
<i>Kristen!</i>

1020
00:54:34,612 --> 00:54:36,814
Let me in!

1021
00:54:37,347 --> 00:54:38,916
I'll kill that old man.

1022
00:54:39,016 --> 00:54:41,351
Coming, Harold!

1023
00:54:41,451 --> 00:54:43,120
Get on my nerves!

1024
00:54:43,220 --> 00:54:45,355
What--

1025
00:54:45,421 --> 00:54:48,626
...the hell are you doing, Ter?

1026
00:54:49,860 --> 00:54:51,162
Damn it!

1027
00:54:55,365 --> 00:54:56,399
Could you be any slower?

1028
00:54:56,499 --> 00:54:57,568
Sixty more seconds.

1029
00:54:57,668 --> 00:54:59,369
I'm almost through the system.

1030
00:55:04,675 --> 00:55:06,710
Okay.

1031
00:55:07,410 --> 00:55:09,146
She's been stalking us.

1032
00:55:10,748 --> 00:55:12,216
That ain't all she done.

1033
00:55:15,619 --> 00:55:17,254
Oh, this is crazy.

1034
00:55:18,856 --> 00:55:21,091
How long has
she been planning this?

1035
00:55:23,493 --> 00:55:24,795
Hurry up, Terry!

1036
00:55:24,895 --> 00:55:26,664
Harold's still
at the front door!

1037
00:55:27,731 --> 00:55:29,767
Damn it, Terry, hurry up!

1038
00:55:29,867 --> 00:55:31,702
I heard you the first time!

1039
00:55:35,405 --> 00:55:36,674
Look.

1040
00:55:36,774 --> 00:55:38,776
Look, look, look, look, look.

1041
00:55:40,778 --> 00:55:42,445
<i>Okay, here we go.</i>

1042
00:55:42,546 --> 00:55:43,814
<i>This is officially one of</i>

1043
00:55:43,914 --> 00:55:45,549
<i>the most important</i>
<i>moments of my life.</i>

1044
00:55:45,649 --> 00:55:46,984
<i>Wish me luck.</i>

1045
00:55:51,522 --> 00:55:54,225
Hey!
All right, all the way.

1046
00:55:54,692 --> 00:55:55,926
Nice!

1047
00:55:56,026 --> 00:55:58,262
Ever since the first day
I saw you in pre-algebra,

1048
00:55:58,428 --> 00:55:59,663
I've loved you.

1049
00:55:59,763 --> 00:56:01,298
I mean, I know I wasn't
attractive enough for you

1050
00:56:01,431 --> 00:56:02,833
in high school, but...

1051
00:56:02,933 --> 00:56:04,535
for the past 15 years,

1052
00:56:04,635 --> 00:56:05,903
I've loved you.

1053
00:56:06,003 --> 00:56:08,205
I mean, I've reconfigured
my whole life for you.

1054
00:56:08,305 --> 00:56:11,508
I started a multimillion-dollar
flower sealant business

1055
00:56:11,609 --> 00:56:12,543
just for you.

1056
00:56:12,643 --> 00:56:14,111
I've made myself
perfect for you.

1057
00:56:14,211 --> 00:56:16,881
I got a nose job and I
replaced two missing teeth,

1058
00:56:16,981 --> 00:56:18,782
and I'm getting eye surgery
next month.

1059
00:56:18,883 --> 00:56:21,952
So, Andy Whitworth...

1060
00:56:22,052 --> 00:56:25,222
can we spend the rest
of our lives together?

1061
00:56:25,322 --> 00:56:26,257
Huh?

1062
00:56:26,357 --> 00:56:28,959
Hey, wait, you're
the one who stabbed

1063
00:56:29,059 --> 00:56:32,462
Lisa Miller in the eye at prom.

1064
00:56:34,131 --> 00:56:35,498
Okay, Arty that's,
that's enough.

1065
00:56:35,599 --> 00:56:37,467
That's you.

1066
00:56:38,468 --> 00:56:40,170
Okay, all right.

1067
00:56:43,941 --> 00:56:46,243
Hey, it's not that you
weren't...

1068
00:56:46,343 --> 00:56:48,178
attractive enough for me
in high school.

1069
00:56:48,279 --> 00:56:50,281
You thought I was attractive?
Oh my god!

1070
00:56:50,381 --> 00:56:53,250
Clearly I wasn't straightforward
enough back then, but...

1071
00:56:53,350 --> 00:56:55,052
we hardly said two words
to each other.

1072
00:56:55,152 --> 00:56:57,554
-I was a little shy, yeah.
-You seemed interesting.

1073
00:56:57,655 --> 00:56:58,756
No way!

1074
00:56:58,856 --> 00:57:00,324
Oh, you
think I'm interesting!

1075
00:57:00,490 --> 00:57:02,793
No, Kristen, you don't
have to change anything

1076
00:57:02,893 --> 00:57:04,228
about yourself.

1077
00:57:04,328 --> 00:57:06,964
About your look or your career.

1078
00:57:07,064 --> 00:57:09,033
It's not about any
of those things.

1079
00:57:09,133 --> 00:57:10,901
It's just about you.

1080
00:57:11,001 --> 00:57:14,004
I'm not into you.

1081
00:57:14,104 --> 00:57:16,774
I could never be into you.

1082
00:57:16,874 --> 00:57:18,943
And I know you think
some big gesture of love

1083
00:57:19,043 --> 00:57:21,111
could somehow win
me over, but...

1084
00:57:21,211 --> 00:57:24,515
it can't now, and it can't ever.

1085
00:57:24,615 --> 00:57:26,216
Ouch!

1086
00:57:26,317 --> 00:57:27,685
It's just the fake romantic shit

1087
00:57:27,785 --> 00:57:30,621
you see on those
reality dating shows.

1088
00:57:30,721 --> 00:57:31,889
It's not real life.

1089
00:57:31,989 --> 00:57:34,058
No.

1090
00:57:34,158 --> 00:57:35,993
Say goodbye, buddy!

1091
00:57:44,902 --> 00:57:46,103
You see how this is
starting to make sense?

1092
00:57:46,203 --> 00:57:48,639
Mm-hmm.
Her villain origin story.

1093
00:57:50,908 --> 00:57:52,943
Look!

1094
00:57:53,811 --> 00:57:58,816
Andy Whitworth, age 33.

1095
00:57:58,916 --> 00:58:02,820
Schoolteacher dies.

1096
00:58:02,920 --> 00:58:05,055
Unexplained sudden seizure.

1097
00:58:13,097 --> 00:58:14,565
Holy shit, my phone!

1098
00:58:16,033 --> 00:58:18,936
And I've got
2300 notifications.

1099
00:58:19,036 --> 00:58:21,271
-Okay, call 911.
-I will, I will.

1100
00:58:21,372 --> 00:58:22,573
I just need to super
quickly respond

1101
00:58:22,606 --> 00:58:23,942
to these follow requests,
okay, super quick.

1102
00:58:24,042 --> 00:58:25,577
Sienna, call someone!

1103
00:58:25,610 --> 00:58:26,978
Or at least post that
we're in trouble.

1104
00:58:27,078 --> 00:58:28,380
I'm doing it!

1105
00:58:36,354 --> 00:58:38,590
Will you go online
and like my post?

1106
00:58:41,493 --> 00:58:45,196
Okay, we're in!

1107
00:58:47,065 --> 00:58:48,767
Not now, we gotta go.

1108
00:58:51,603 --> 00:58:53,605
Kristen!

1109
00:59:04,616 --> 00:59:06,117
I'm sorry, Z.

1110
00:59:06,217 --> 00:59:07,919
What the hell are
you doing up there?

1111
00:59:08,019 --> 00:59:09,087
This is not the time for

1112
00:59:09,187 --> 00:59:11,122
a reality show
confessional, Terry!

1113
00:59:12,457 --> 00:59:13,858
What!?

1114
00:59:15,827 --> 00:59:18,396
I have to go reactivate
the alarm system.

1115
00:59:37,916 --> 00:59:39,684
Holy mother of god...

1116
00:59:42,787 --> 00:59:44,656
No means no, Harold!

1117
00:59:46,324 --> 00:59:49,094
How did the security
system get dismantled?

1118
00:59:49,194 --> 00:59:50,829
Terry!

1119
00:59:57,202 --> 00:59:58,803
Terry!

1120
01:00:19,124 --> 01:00:21,826
<i>And now we're here.</i>

1121
01:00:21,926 --> 01:00:25,997
<i>It's just all so hard, you know?</i>

1122
01:00:26,097 --> 01:00:28,601
<i>I know I have to</i>
<i>propose tomorrow.</i>

1123
01:00:28,700 --> 01:00:32,937
<i>But the truth is, I don't</i>
<i>know which girl to choose.</i>

1124
01:00:33,037 --> 01:00:35,974
Lexy, you know that's fake.

1125
01:00:36,074 --> 01:00:38,544
This is all...

1126
01:00:38,643 --> 01:00:40,645
They made me say
this for good TV.

1127
01:00:40,745 --> 01:00:43,381
How do I know they also didn't
convince you to choose me?

1128
01:00:43,481 --> 01:00:45,450
We also made for good TV.

1129
01:00:45,551 --> 01:00:48,253
<i>Here goes...somethin'.</i>

1130
01:00:48,353 --> 01:00:51,289
Forget it.
Doesn't matter.

1131
01:00:51,389 --> 01:00:52,423
I was dumb to think these shows

1132
01:00:52,525 --> 01:00:54,926
could ever foster
real relationships.

1133
01:00:58,597 --> 01:01:01,099
No, no, no!
This couldn't be, man!

1134
01:01:01,199 --> 01:01:02,967
I unlocked the entire
frickin' house!

1135
01:01:06,505 --> 01:01:08,940
Unless someone
reactivated the system.

1136
01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:10,742
Let's check the front, come on.

1137
01:01:14,345 --> 01:01:15,880
Aaah!

1138
01:01:16,381 --> 01:01:17,949
Aaah!

1139
01:01:18,049 --> 01:01:19,184
Oh my god!

1140
01:01:19,284 --> 01:01:20,485
You're worse than
a reality show villain

1141
01:01:20,586 --> 01:01:21,853
they won't eliminate.

1142
01:01:21,953 --> 01:01:22,987
Just when I thought

1143
01:01:23,087 --> 01:01:25,256
we were all
falling back in love again...

1144
01:01:25,356 --> 01:01:27,859
I don't think
you get it, asshole.

1145
01:01:27,959 --> 01:01:31,829
AJ and I are never,
ever getting back together!

1146
01:01:31,930 --> 01:01:32,997
-No.
-Yeah.

1147
01:01:33,097 --> 01:01:34,499
-No.
-Yeah, that's right!

1148
01:01:34,600 --> 01:01:36,834
The only reason I ever
signed up for the dumb show

1149
01:01:36,935 --> 01:01:38,303
was for the followers.

1150
01:01:38,403 --> 01:01:40,772
AJ and I were never in love.

1151
01:01:40,805 --> 01:01:42,675
I just wanted to
be an influencer.

1152
01:01:45,578 --> 01:01:49,147
You...are...lying!

1153
01:01:49,247 --> 01:01:53,885
You...were...in...love!!!

1154
01:02:06,931 --> 01:02:10,168
Finally!
Shoot him, you idiot!

1155
01:02:10,268 --> 01:02:12,705
No! No, no!
No--

1156
01:02:12,804 --> 01:02:13,972
No more violence, okay?

1157
01:02:14,072 --> 01:02:16,575
I, I, I'm not taking part
in any more violence.

1158
01:02:16,675 --> 01:02:19,244
Look, AJ and Sienna,
they never loved each other.

1159
01:02:19,344 --> 01:02:21,246
Ask AJ yourself.
He'll tell you.

1160
01:02:21,346 --> 01:02:25,083
AJ, why is it that you were
with Sienna the whole season?

1161
01:02:25,183 --> 01:02:26,317
Uh, honestly?

1162
01:02:26,417 --> 01:02:28,486
S-S-So I wouldn't
get eliminated.

1163
01:02:28,587 --> 01:02:30,822
Like, like, wouldn't you
pretend to date a girl

1164
01:02:30,888 --> 01:02:33,258
so you could stay in paradise
for the rest of the summer?

1165
01:02:33,358 --> 01:02:34,627
It's just a situationship!

1166
01:02:34,727 --> 01:02:35,493
Hey, hey--

1167
01:02:35,594 --> 01:02:37,128
Whoa!

1168
01:02:38,396 --> 01:02:39,364
Oh my god!

1169
01:02:39,464 --> 01:02:41,700
I just got shot!

1170
01:02:41,833 --> 01:02:44,235
This, this is what it
feels like to get shot!

1171
01:02:45,837 --> 01:02:46,838
Cool.

1172
01:02:48,139 --> 01:02:49,240
Not my carpet!

1173
01:02:50,475 --> 01:02:53,478
I feel so much better...

1174
01:02:53,579 --> 01:02:54,979
You are off the rails!
You are worse than

1175
01:02:55,079 --> 01:02:57,516
an eliminated
chick in a black SUV!

1176
01:02:57,616 --> 01:02:59,150
I'm not!
Shoot him again, okay?

1177
01:02:59,250 --> 01:03:01,386
Everybody knows a gunshot
to the shoulder does nothing!

1178
01:03:01,486 --> 01:03:02,387
-No.
-Yes.

1179
01:03:02,487 --> 01:03:03,321
-No.
-Yes.

1180
01:03:03,421 --> 01:03:04,523
-No.
-Yes!

1181
01:03:05,890 --> 01:03:07,593
What if you wanna do
a reunion special?

1182
01:03:07,693 --> 01:03:09,662
Oh, I didn't think about that.

1183
01:03:11,362 --> 01:03:13,197
Oh my god!

1184
01:03:13,298 --> 01:03:17,368
Do I have to do every
damn thing around here!?

1185
01:03:18,202 --> 01:03:19,904
Those was real
gunshots this time.

1186
01:03:20,004 --> 01:03:22,206
-They were.
-We gotta go.

1187
01:03:23,141 --> 01:03:24,576
This is the
second time in 30 minutes

1188
01:03:24,677 --> 01:03:26,679
you have messed up.
You are making more mistakes

1189
01:03:26,779 --> 01:03:29,447
than a man on <i>Euro Island</i> .
Mm-hmm!

1190
01:03:29,548 --> 01:03:31,617
Kristen?

1191
01:03:31,717 --> 01:03:33,251
I can't be a part of this, okay?

1192
01:03:33,351 --> 01:03:34,720
I can't be a part of this!

1193
01:03:34,886 --> 01:03:38,256
What happened to love,
romanticism, and, and passion?

1194
01:03:38,356 --> 01:03:41,760
We find Lexy and Hugh,
or we're going to prison.

1195
01:03:41,893 --> 01:03:45,129
You do know there's no
endless streaming in prison.

1196
01:03:45,229 --> 01:03:48,734
Do you wanna miss the next
<i>Vanessa and Nick</i> show?

1197
01:03:51,503 --> 01:03:53,471
No.

1198
01:03:53,572 --> 01:03:55,541
Well, then.
Help me cover the evidence,

1199
01:03:55,641 --> 01:03:59,410
because if I go down,
you go down.

1200
01:03:59,511 --> 01:04:02,548
Hmph!
I need to clean up my face.

1201
01:04:14,560 --> 01:04:15,661
Hurry, Hugh, close it!

1202
01:04:15,761 --> 01:04:17,128
I'm trying!

1203
01:04:33,579 --> 01:04:35,413
Shhiit.

1204
01:04:38,015 --> 01:04:40,985
Hey, hey, what are you two...

1205
01:04:41,085 --> 01:04:42,755
- Don't interrupt them.
- ...doing?

1206
01:04:42,855 --> 01:04:44,590
-Mm!
-Woo!

1207
01:04:49,494 --> 01:04:50,995
Oh, this not the Boom Boom Room?

1208
01:04:51,095 --> 01:04:52,731
We thought we locked the door.
We didn't lock the door?

1209
01:04:52,831 --> 01:04:54,533
There's no Boom Boom Room
in the villa.

1210
01:04:54,633 --> 01:04:55,768
Not in the villa.

1211
01:04:55,868 --> 01:04:58,102
He, he meant the Fantasy Suites.

1212
01:04:58,202 --> 01:05:00,338
Yeah, yeah, we thought this
was the Fantasy Suites.

1213
01:05:00,438 --> 01:05:04,041
This is...way fancier
and more elaborate

1214
01:05:04,142 --> 01:05:06,978
than a cheap Boom Boom Room.

1215
01:05:08,847 --> 01:05:10,047
Thanks to all your
generous efforts,

1216
01:05:10,148 --> 01:05:12,785
Hugh and I were just
feeling really, um...

1217
01:05:12,885 --> 01:05:13,719
- really...
- Horny.

1218
01:05:13,819 --> 01:05:15,186
-Yup, horny.
-Hot.

1219
01:05:15,286 --> 01:05:16,855
Hey, look, we, we
just wanted to hook up

1220
01:05:16,988 --> 01:05:19,190
before the matchmaking ceremony.

1221
01:05:23,829 --> 01:05:25,531
Hey, hey, hey!

1222
01:05:28,700 --> 01:05:31,302
What is that, sweet Lex?

1223
01:05:31,402 --> 01:05:32,771
Oh, oh, this?

1224
01:05:32,871 --> 01:05:35,273
It's for us, for--

1225
01:05:35,373 --> 01:05:37,743
for, for Hugh and I.
For the, uh...

1226
01:05:37,843 --> 01:05:39,645
-For the sex.
-The sex.

1227
01:05:39,745 --> 01:05:41,880
Look, we way more kinkier
than they made us out to be.

1228
01:05:42,013 --> 01:05:43,314
-Mm-hmm.
-You know, BDSM?

1229
01:05:43,414 --> 01:05:45,283
That's not suitable
for television.

1230
01:05:45,383 --> 01:05:46,885
BDSM?

1231
01:05:47,018 --> 01:05:48,587
With a virgin?

1232
01:05:48,687 --> 01:05:50,021
Mm-hmm.

1233
01:05:50,087 --> 01:05:52,089
Well, you know what
Nick and Vanessa always say.

1234
01:05:52,190 --> 01:05:54,358
It's always helpful if
you try a new partner.

1235
01:05:57,295 --> 01:06:01,800
Ahh...

1236
01:06:18,449 --> 01:06:20,652
-Kristen.
-You can't join, Terry.

1237
01:06:20,752 --> 01:06:22,053
Excuse me,
sorry to interrupt.

1238
01:06:22,086 --> 01:06:24,422
Uh, uh, uh, listen.
You, um, you wanna see this.

1239
01:06:24,523 --> 01:06:25,724
What!?

1240
01:06:30,762 --> 01:06:32,063
She tagged our location.

1241
01:06:32,163 --> 01:06:34,499
This girl is so
annoying in person!

1242
01:06:34,600 --> 01:06:36,100
Exactly. In any minute,
we'll have all of

1243
01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:38,871
her 2.4 million followers
here unannounced.

1244
01:06:38,971 --> 01:06:41,272
Oh, Chrissakes!
You know what?

1245
01:06:41,372 --> 01:06:44,075
Put them in the basement
and I'll go bury the bodies.

1246
01:06:44,141 --> 01:06:46,077
No, no!
Why don't you leave us here?

1247
01:06:46,143 --> 01:06:48,079
Yeah, we swear,
we won't go nowhere!

1248
01:06:48,145 --> 01:06:50,147
No, the basement
is better, okay?

1249
01:06:50,248 --> 01:06:52,116
It'll just be for a few weeks.

1250
01:06:52,216 --> 01:06:54,085
A couple of months
tops, all right?

1251
01:06:54,118 --> 01:06:56,722
This has to blow over.
It'll fly by

1252
01:06:56,822 --> 01:06:59,190
quicker than your virginity.
Hah!

1253
01:06:59,290 --> 01:07:01,527
-We'll never survive that!
-Yeah, I don't wanna die--

1254
01:07:01,627 --> 01:07:03,695
Enough, enough, enough!

1255
01:07:05,597 --> 01:07:08,099
Look, I'm not gonna
hurt you, all right?

1256
01:07:08,199 --> 01:07:11,369
I'm also not going to prison
without any streaming

1257
01:07:11,469 --> 01:07:13,672
I hear they're finally, finally

1258
01:07:13,772 --> 01:07:15,406
doing another season
of <i>Are You the One?</i>

1259
01:07:15,507 --> 01:07:18,209
Oof!

1260
01:07:18,309 --> 01:07:20,012
I'm not gonna miss it.

1261
01:07:20,111 --> 01:07:21,880
Move out, let's go.

1262
01:07:21,980 --> 01:07:23,849
Move out!

1263
01:07:26,117 --> 01:07:27,653
I knew you weren't
no damn virgin.

1264
01:07:31,355 --> 01:07:34,826
Let's go.
Come on, let's go.

1265
01:07:34,927 --> 01:07:36,862
-Listen, Terry...
-Move.

1266
01:07:36,962 --> 01:07:38,129
We know you're a good person.

1267
01:07:38,162 --> 01:07:39,698
And we know a lot
of what's going on--

1268
01:07:39,798 --> 01:07:40,899
Shut up, shut up.

1269
01:07:40,999 --> 01:07:41,900
--goes against what
you believe in.

1270
01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:43,301
No, you don't know me.
Let's go.

1271
01:07:43,401 --> 01:07:44,970
We know you
well enough to know

1272
01:07:45,136 --> 01:07:46,270
you have a large
capacity to love,

1273
01:07:46,370 --> 01:07:47,839
and that there's
been only person

1274
01:07:47,940 --> 01:07:49,041
to truly recognize that.

1275
01:07:49,140 --> 01:07:52,410
You found your soulmate
in Devin, Terry.

1276
01:07:52,511 --> 01:07:54,546
You know how many people search
their entire lives for that

1277
01:07:54,646 --> 01:07:55,981
and never find it?

1278
01:07:56,147 --> 01:07:58,149
You found it.

1279
01:07:58,182 --> 01:08:02,320
Look, we know her death
has been difficult,

1280
01:08:02,420 --> 01:08:04,322
-but think about what--
-Just shut up, please!

1281
01:08:04,422 --> 01:08:06,525
- Shut up!
- Okay.

1282
01:08:06,625 --> 01:08:10,161
I do not have the
mental bandwidth

1283
01:08:10,227 --> 01:08:11,930
to deal with this today.
Let's go.

1284
01:08:14,231 --> 01:08:16,768
Devin died a year
ago today, thank you.

1285
01:08:20,839 --> 01:08:22,641
So you can honor
Devin and her memory--

1286
01:08:22,741 --> 01:08:24,943
Hey!

1287
01:08:25,043 --> 01:08:27,579
Enough of the Devin talk.

1288
01:08:27,679 --> 01:08:28,981
I'm already having
a hard enough time

1289
01:08:29,081 --> 01:08:31,850
getting the image of her seizing
to death out of my brain.

1290
01:08:38,590 --> 01:08:39,958
-Car-fent-anil.
-Yeah.

1291
01:08:40,058 --> 01:08:42,027
-What does that mean?
-It causes instant seizures

1292
01:08:42,193 --> 01:08:44,029
and then death.

1293
01:08:44,195 --> 01:08:46,330
-It was the pills, Terry.
-What?

1294
01:08:46,430 --> 01:08:47,899
Devin must've taken
them before the seizure.

1295
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:49,467
She didn't take any pills, okay?

1296
01:08:49,568 --> 01:08:51,202
She, she didn't have
anything besides a rosé.

1297
01:08:51,268 --> 01:08:53,505
I said I'm not talking about it.

1298
01:08:57,341 --> 01:08:59,210
We need something to celebrate.

1299
01:08:59,310 --> 01:09:01,613
Only the best rosé

1300
01:09:01,713 --> 01:09:05,316
in our season
finale gold chalice.

1301
01:09:05,416 --> 01:09:08,086
It was Kristen's rosé.

1302
01:09:08,219 --> 01:09:10,922
Kristen poured Devin that
final glass of rosé, didn't she?

1303
01:09:13,058 --> 01:09:14,693
Look.

1304
01:09:16,862 --> 01:09:19,931
I found these pills prescribed
on the day of her death.

1305
01:09:20,032 --> 01:09:23,101
They were crushed into Devin's
gold season finale chalice,

1306
01:09:23,234 --> 01:09:25,837
thus causing a
seizure and death.

1307
01:09:25,937 --> 01:09:27,405
Check the date they
were prescribed

1308
01:09:27,506 --> 01:09:29,641
and who they're prescribed to.

1309
01:09:43,622 --> 01:09:45,256
Devin was murdered by--

1310
01:09:45,289 --> 01:09:47,125
Oh, look at us!

1311
01:09:47,258 --> 01:09:48,527
We're pretending
that we're solving

1312
01:09:48,627 --> 01:09:51,462
an itty-bitty
true crime show?

1313
01:10:00,404 --> 01:10:02,541
It's...It's not true, right?

1314
01:10:02,641 --> 01:10:05,209
Really? Really, Terry?

1315
01:10:05,309 --> 01:10:08,345
I loved Devin just
as much as you did.

1316
01:10:08,446 --> 01:10:10,314
How did Andy Whitworth die?

1317
01:10:10,414 --> 01:10:11,616
Think about it--sudden seiz--

1318
01:10:11,717 --> 01:10:14,653
Don't you dare mention
Andy Whitworth's name!

1319
01:10:16,287 --> 01:10:18,690
Kristen,
did you do this?

1320
01:10:18,790 --> 01:10:19,991
Tell the truth, Kristen!
Tell the truth.

1321
01:10:20,092 --> 01:10:21,059
Did you--Did you--

1322
01:10:21,159 --> 01:10:22,226
What are you gonna do?

1323
01:10:22,326 --> 01:10:25,597
Lock me up in the
Shack of Secrets, huh?

1324
01:10:25,697 --> 01:10:29,266
You poisoned the
love of my life?

1325
01:10:29,366 --> 01:10:31,069
She was not the
love of your life.

1326
01:10:31,169 --> 01:10:32,971
You know nothing about love.

1327
01:10:33,071 --> 01:10:35,741
That relationship was
all based on your...

1328
01:10:35,841 --> 01:10:39,243
dumb fitness passion and sex!
A lot of sex.

1329
01:10:39,343 --> 01:10:40,545
You know you was--

1330
01:10:40,645 --> 01:10:42,647
A lot of sex!
It was not about true love,

1331
01:10:42,748 --> 01:10:45,517
not about dedication,
not about friendship--

1332
01:10:45,617 --> 01:10:47,719
nothing that you
and I have, Terry!

1333
01:10:47,819 --> 01:10:49,921
The only thing that
that perfectly fit,

1334
01:10:50,021 --> 01:10:54,258
sexy, size three woman did
was steal you away from me!

1335
01:10:54,358 --> 01:10:55,827
She was my soulmate!

1336
01:10:55,927 --> 01:10:58,496
Kristen...

1337
01:10:58,597 --> 01:10:59,965
And you were jealous of that.

1338
01:11:00,065 --> 01:11:03,367
Yeah, you're right.
But the bitch is dead now.

1339
01:11:03,467 --> 01:11:05,036
You monster!

1340
01:11:06,538 --> 01:11:08,073
I'm sorry, I didn't mean--

1341
01:11:08,173 --> 01:11:10,542
Whoa, you shot me!

1342
01:11:10,642 --> 01:11:11,576
I didn't mean it.

1343
01:11:11,676 --> 01:11:14,179
Oh...Oh my god.

1344
01:11:14,345 --> 01:11:15,412
I...

1345
01:11:15,514 --> 01:11:17,249
Grandma gonna roll
over in her grave!

1346
01:11:17,348 --> 01:11:18,750
Say hi to Uncle Larry.

1347
01:11:22,453 --> 01:11:23,655
Wait a minute...

1348
01:11:24,256 --> 01:11:26,658
Wait a minute...
This was...

1349
01:11:26,758 --> 01:11:29,426
This whole thing was
never about the show.

1350
01:11:29,528 --> 01:11:30,762
No!

1351
01:11:30,862 --> 01:11:33,832
This wasn't even
about contestants or, or me,

1352
01:11:33,932 --> 01:11:35,432
or even love.

1353
01:11:35,534 --> 01:11:38,069
Kris, this was about you!

1354
01:11:38,170 --> 01:11:39,871
I'm sorry!

1355
01:11:39,971 --> 01:11:42,373
Oh, sweetie...

1356
01:11:42,473 --> 01:11:46,410
Oh, you poor empty bitch.

1357
01:11:46,511 --> 01:11:49,480
Yes...you're never
gonna find love.

1358
01:11:49,581 --> 01:11:50,615
Stop it!

1359
01:11:50,715 --> 01:11:53,384
You know why?

1360
01:11:53,417 --> 01:11:55,386
Love comes from the inside.

1361
01:11:55,419 --> 01:11:57,689
And you're empty.

1362
01:11:57,789 --> 01:11:59,891
And you're incapable of it.

1363
01:11:59,991 --> 01:12:02,393
You don't know what
I'm capable of, Terry.

1364
01:12:02,493 --> 01:12:05,030
You suck, you--

1365
01:12:10,802 --> 01:12:15,774
Oh, oh, oh, look at
what you made me do!

1366
01:12:15,874 --> 01:12:19,277
You made me shoot
my best friend!

1367
01:12:19,410 --> 01:12:22,914
Do you know how hard
it is to find a friend?

1368
01:12:25,984 --> 01:12:30,589
But now...I have two
new best friends, don't I?

1369
01:12:30,689 --> 01:12:32,791
Yeah. Yes, I do.

1370
01:12:32,891 --> 01:12:35,560
Security--
Security code.

1371
01:12:35,660 --> 01:12:37,896
One four three--
One four three--

1372
01:12:37,996 --> 01:12:39,931
One four--

1373
01:12:41,432 --> 01:12:42,499
Come on!

1374
01:12:42,601 --> 01:12:45,303
Off to the basement you go!
Mm-hmm.

1375
01:12:47,839 --> 01:12:49,274
Mind your heads!

1376
01:12:51,910 --> 01:12:53,178
<i>We have the only villa</i>

1377
01:12:53,278 --> 01:12:55,446
<i>that have stairs that</i>
<i>lead up to the basement.</i>

1378
01:12:55,513 --> 01:12:57,115
<i>Get on up there, you two!</i>

1379
01:12:59,184 --> 01:13:00,819
See what I was trying
to do with the place.

1380
01:13:00,919 --> 01:13:03,054
I mean, it's like shabby chic

1381
01:13:03,154 --> 01:13:06,057
meets the back alleys
of West Hollywood.

1382
01:13:06,157 --> 01:13:08,760
So make yourselves at home.

1383
01:13:08,860 --> 01:13:11,830
Um, if you need anything,
just give me a holler.

1384
01:13:11,930 --> 01:13:15,100
Silly me.

1385
01:13:15,200 --> 01:13:20,138
This whole place is soundproof,
so I can't hear you!

1386
01:13:20,238 --> 01:13:21,740
But I'll visit.

1387
01:13:22,340 --> 01:13:26,477
Wait. Kristen.

1388
01:13:26,544 --> 01:13:28,179
We forgot to say thank you.

1389
01:13:28,280 --> 01:13:29,981
'Scuse me?

1390
01:13:30,081 --> 01:13:32,050
We know how much hard
work you put into this.

1391
01:13:32,150 --> 01:13:34,586
And we know how much you
actually care about us.

1392
01:13:34,686 --> 01:13:36,121
And it's working.

1393
01:13:36,221 --> 01:13:37,889
Really?

1394
01:13:37,989 --> 01:13:40,491
Yeah. It really is.

1395
01:13:40,525 --> 01:13:41,993
And since the day I met Lex,

1396
01:13:42,093 --> 01:13:44,495
I knew we would be together
for the rest of our lives.

1397
01:13:44,562 --> 01:13:46,765
Oh my god...

1398
01:13:46,865 --> 01:13:48,833
Until that last game
of Pioneer of Baton.

1399
01:13:48,934 --> 01:13:50,402
What happened?

1400
01:13:50,502 --> 01:13:51,636
Lexy, you remember what happened

1401
01:13:51,736 --> 01:13:53,772
in that last game of
Pioneer of Baton, right?

1402
01:13:53,872 --> 01:13:55,640
Mm-hmm.

1403
01:13:55,740 --> 01:13:56,675
Lexy lost that game.

1404
01:13:56,775 --> 01:13:57,876
What!?

1405
01:13:57,976 --> 01:14:02,580
She didn't get a
single brick...all game.

1406
01:14:02,681 --> 01:14:06,384
I'm not surprised.

1407
01:14:06,518 --> 01:14:08,753
And then she showed
me her fierce spirit.

1408
01:14:08,853 --> 01:14:11,056
-And I never loved her more.
-Oh, my god...

1409
01:14:11,156 --> 01:14:13,124
But that's until
I met you, Kristen.

1410
01:14:13,224 --> 01:14:14,292
What?

1411
01:14:14,392 --> 01:14:16,094
You know, you
showed me how to love.

1412
01:14:16,194 --> 01:14:19,531
-I showed you!?
-You did.

1413
01:14:19,597 --> 01:14:20,966
- I did!?
- Yes.

1414
01:14:21,066 --> 01:14:23,335
- Just little ol' me?
- Bring it in.

1415
01:14:23,435 --> 01:14:26,972
Finally did something right!
Oh my gosh!

1416
01:14:27,072 --> 01:14:28,940
Bring it in!

1417
01:14:29,040 --> 01:14:30,375
-Bring it in.
-I did right finally--

1418
01:14:33,845 --> 01:14:38,183
-Yes! Yes!
-Yes, yes.

1419
01:14:38,283 --> 01:14:40,785
Good god, that's so satisfying!

1420
01:14:40,885 --> 01:14:43,555
- Uh, uh, uh, uh--
- Uh!

1421
01:14:53,164 --> 01:14:54,466
Let's check upstairs!

1422
01:15:09,815 --> 01:15:11,617
It's obvious you two are
here for the wrong reason.

1423
01:15:11,717 --> 01:15:13,052
How about Chinese food, then?

1424
01:15:13,152 --> 01:15:14,887
I know this great
little place down--

1425
01:15:28,601 --> 01:15:29,769
Thanks, Terry.

1426
01:15:30,770 --> 01:15:31,904
Got it!

1427
01:15:41,814 --> 01:15:42,915
-No!
-No!

1428
01:15:43,015 --> 01:15:44,518
Let me try!

1429
01:15:45,184 --> 01:15:47,386
You two
are so adorable.

1430
01:15:49,622 --> 01:15:51,924
But I think it's time
for the final elimination.

1431
01:15:57,897 --> 01:15:59,865
-Hugh!
-Hugh!

1432
01:15:59,965 --> 01:16:01,834
Are you okay?

1433
01:16:01,934 --> 01:16:04,737
How romantic is that!

1434
01:16:04,837 --> 01:16:07,740
You are such a gentleman
taking that bullet for Lexy

1435
01:16:07,840 --> 01:16:09,208
the way you did!

1436
01:16:09,308 --> 01:16:14,246
See, you, you're the winner
that America deserves!

1437
01:16:14,346 --> 01:16:16,649
But your girlfriend,
on the other hand--

1438
01:16:22,188 --> 01:16:23,789
Lexy, get the
hell out of here!

1439
01:16:23,889 --> 01:16:25,424
Get the hell out of here.

1440
01:16:36,135 --> 01:16:37,504
Bitch!

1441
01:16:37,670 --> 01:16:42,942
Oh, you...you one sassy virgin.

1442
01:16:43,042 --> 01:16:46,846
You know, they really should've
showed more of your feisty side

1443
01:16:46,946 --> 01:16:49,682
during your season.
That would've been some good TV.

1444
01:16:49,715 --> 01:16:53,319
Oh, girl.
Lexy, why you do this to me?

1445
01:16:53,419 --> 01:16:55,488
I've always only
been nice to you.

1446
01:16:56,489 --> 01:17:00,025
I always thought
that you and Hugh

1447
01:17:00,126 --> 01:17:02,294
were always good together.

1448
01:17:02,394 --> 01:17:04,263
I gave you guys hope.

1449
01:17:04,363 --> 01:17:08,300
And I thought that you
and him could convince me

1450
01:17:08,400 --> 01:17:11,837
that love was
possible for anybody!

1451
01:17:11,937 --> 01:17:13,973
I mean, it didn't matter.

1452
01:17:14,073 --> 01:17:15,542
The sexless.

1453
01:17:15,708 --> 01:17:16,909
The elderly.

1454
01:17:17,009 --> 01:17:19,011
The out-of-shape people like me!

1455
01:17:19,111 --> 01:17:20,346
What?

1456
01:17:20,446 --> 01:17:23,382
You know, Andy said that
true love is not real,

1457
01:17:23,482 --> 01:17:26,285
that true love is
only manufactured...

1458
01:17:26,385 --> 01:17:28,787
by TV producers.

1459
01:17:28,888 --> 01:17:32,592
As they say before
every commercial break...

1460
01:17:32,725 --> 01:17:36,061
in the most dramatic,
shocking episode ever...

1461
01:17:36,162 --> 01:17:37,997
Oh!

1462
01:17:40,600 --> 01:17:42,434
I have a headache!

1463
01:17:47,873 --> 01:17:49,842
Nicely played.

1464
01:18:02,121 --> 01:18:04,456
You okay?

1465
01:18:06,526 --> 01:18:08,861
How about this new expansion?

1466
01:18:08,961 --> 01:18:11,130
You can come over...

1467
01:18:11,230 --> 01:18:13,065
Learn these new rules with me.

1468
01:18:13,165 --> 01:18:16,869
And...I'll give you two
free bricks on our first game.

1469
01:18:18,470 --> 01:18:19,905
Dinner too?

1470
01:18:20,005 --> 01:18:23,375
Preferably, uh, Matteo's?

1471
01:18:23,475 --> 01:18:25,411
You want me to
throw in a trip for two,

1472
01:18:25,512 --> 01:18:27,514
island on paradise too?

1473
01:18:27,614 --> 01:18:29,815
Is that what you need
to make the deal?

1474
01:18:29,915 --> 01:18:32,519
I think I could use a
break from any sorta...

1475
01:18:32,619 --> 01:18:35,854
paradise island for a while.

1476
01:18:35,955 --> 01:18:37,489
I forgot.

1477
01:18:42,529 --> 01:18:45,297
I could settle for two
extra brick spaces, though.

1478
01:18:45,397 --> 01:18:48,133
You better.

1479
01:19:18,665 --> 01:19:21,967
<i>Terry, what</i>
<i>can we watch next?</i>

1480
01:19:22,067 --> 01:19:28,040
<i>Oh, he's dead.</i>