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♪ MTV ♪
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[bright, whimsical music]
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[Kristen] Welcome to my villa,
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the Sanctuary of Love,
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where my best bestie Terry and I
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binge every minute of every
single reality dating show.
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The only place where even
the loveless can feel L-O-V-E.
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Ex on the Mind.
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Shelter of Passion.
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I'd Have Your Baby.
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The list of the Lord's
perfect shows goes on.
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We've watched three different
reality dating shows
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in one single day.
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We do everything together.
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It's not weird when
you're besties.
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Sixty episodes in 24 hours--
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it's easy when you're watching
your favorite couples,
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like my breathtaking
Sienna and AJ.
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[AJ] If it's meant to be...
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it's meant to be.
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[Kristen] Whose true
loyalty and love
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for each other is unmatched.
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[applause]
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I'm surrounded by
the love of you,
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my 2.4 million followers.
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[Kristen] Or my sassy
and spicy Quincy and Zion,
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who's like no other couple
you've ever watched.
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Quincy and Zion break up
and get back together
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more times than LL Cool J
licks his lips in five minutes.
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"...Quincy and Zion."
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#UnbreakableBond.
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"Together forever!"
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[Hugh] What I said
in those confessionals,
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that's not true.
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Producers...
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[Kristen] Of course,
our absolute fave,
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Hugh and Lexy.
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You've never seen a cuter pair
than Hugh and Lexy.
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[Hugh] How about I buy this
expansion pack for us?
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You can come over,
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figure out these new rules.
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And I might even give you a
free brick on our first game.
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[chuckles]
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We cannot still be talking about
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the one and only time
you beat me.
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[Kristen] It's like they'd
take a bullet for one another.
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I swear!
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The good Lord
created both of them
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just so they could be together
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and give little ol' me
some hope for myself.
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Little miracles proving
that love is real
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and will last forever and ever.
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They have to last forever,
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'cause I couldn't live
in a world if it didn't.
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Please say yes.
Please say yes.
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Please freakin' say yes!
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Say yes.
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I need you to say yes right now!
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Right now!
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Yes! [laughs]
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[screams in joy]
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-[laughing]
-Yes! Yes! Yes!
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[Kristen] Every single
one of us has a soulmate.
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It doesn't matter who you are.
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I was lucky enough to find mine.
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But tragically, he was
snatched away from me.
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I was devastated to lose my
one and only chance at love,
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but I would never let
that happen again.
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Never.
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Ever.
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Bitch, where's my bubbly?
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[Reporter]
This just in.
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Reality show stars
Sienna S. and AJ,
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as well as Quincy and Zion,
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have broken up for
real this time.
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America's favorite couple...
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What did--What did we do
to deserve this?
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Mm-mm, mm-mm!
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...AJ has had a roaming
eye for quite some time.
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Lexy and Hugh, yeah,
they have to still be together.
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-Oh my goodness.
-They, they have to!
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Come on, come on...
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[phone chimes]
Lexi's last post.
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Hugh only liked it.
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No, no playful sarcasm?
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No witty...No witty quip?
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Even on Hugh's down days,
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he always answers with
triple heart eyes.
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Does he not always answer with
at least triple heart eyes!?
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Yes, even on his down days.
Triple heart eyes.
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-All right, hold on.
-What?
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-Hugh's last post.
-[whimpers]
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-Two days ago.
-Uh-huh...
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-Lexi did not even like it!
-[gasp-whimpers]
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[phone chimes]
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Or his post before that!
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[thunderclap]
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[Kristen screams bloody murder]
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[thunder rumbling]
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[seagulls squawking]
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[screams]
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Oh, really!?
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Ah, yes, yes, good afternoon.
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It's time to attack the day.
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Now girl, you know
these breakups
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have literally torn me
to shreds as well,
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but you have been
in here hibernating
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an entire week,
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so I think you've
mourned long enough.
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I will never stop mourning
the loss of true love!
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I know, I know.
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I won't live in a world where
the perfect, beautiful,
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romantic love on TV
doesn't even exist!
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Shush your mouth! Rubbish!
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-Of course it exists.
-[sighs]
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You have a pillow that says
"Love is love", hello?
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Think about it, Ter.
Think about these people.
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They're loveable and
beautiful and charming.
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If love can't work for them,
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how's it supposed
to work for us?
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how's it supposed
to work for us?
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Especially me.
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[Kristen] Especially you!
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[sighs]
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Is love even real
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if these three perfect
relationships can't work?
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Well...
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maybe they still can.
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[dark, mysterious music]
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[Kristen laughs]
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[Terry chuckles]
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[both laughing]
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[knocking on door]
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[tense music]
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What do you want?
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Pizza delivery.
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Do I look like
I eat pizza, assface?
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Oh, my lashes!
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[peeing]
[birds chirping]
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[AJ] Dude, I'm peeing!
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[pulsating club music]
[lively chatter]
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Can you at least
come out and talk--
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[tense music]
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[horn honks]
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[screams]
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♪ Do, dah, do, dah
Do, dah, do, dah ♪
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♪ Do, dah, do, dah ♪
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♪ Do, dah, do, dah
Do, dah, do, dah ♪
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♪ Do, dah, do, dah ♪
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♪ Do, dah, do, dah
Do, dah, do, dah ♪
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♪ Dah, dah
Dah, dah ♪
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[nightmarish music]
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Hello! Hello!
[knocks frantically]
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Hello, is anyone here!?
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Hello!
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Hello, is anyone here?
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Someone help!
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Lexy!
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Lexy! Is that you?
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Hugh?
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Hugh, what's happening?
Where the hell are we?
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[Hugh] No clue.
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I just remember
walking to my car,
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and I was clocked in the head.
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[groans]
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[Sienna] Oh my god!
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Oh my fricking god!
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They've stolen our phones!
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[creepy music]
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[Quincy]
What the hell?
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[chime]
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[Farrah] Hello. I'm Farrah,
your personal digital assistant.
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Welcome to the retreat.
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The purpose of this retreat
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is to help you restart your
beautiful love stories.
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As part of your
social development,
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I will first
need you to announce
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your love for your partner.
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Welcome to your second chance.
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[sighs]
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Lexy?
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I've never stopped loving you.
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[beeping, whirring]
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Oh! It's opening!
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It's opening!
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[creepy music]
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I still love you too.
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[beeping, whirring]
[door opens]
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Sienna...I...
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[gasps]
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[AJ] ...can see myself...
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You've gotta be kidding me.
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[AJ] ...maybe being able to...
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fall in, in love with you.
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Okay.
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Um, yeah, absolutely,
I love you, AJ.
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So much.
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[beeping, whirring]
[door opens]
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I actually mean I'm
falling in love with you!
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[beeping, whirring]
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All right!
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[Farrah] Zion and Quincy,
you're the last ones.
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Say you love each other.
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Girl, I can never mean it.
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[Farrah] You can stay
in these rooms forever.
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[exasperated sigh]
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You're the love of my life.
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[unconvincingly] He's
the love of my life...
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[beeping, whirring]
[door opens]
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AJ and Sienna, from
Shelter of Passion?
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What the--
You guys from Ex on the Mind ?
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What the hell is going on here?
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[Quincy] Help! Please!
Someone help!
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Hey, look!
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[AJ] Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
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This is just like that
old damn TV show, Room Raiders .
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I think we've all
just been kidnapped
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on the newest reality show.
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This is all just part
of a game.
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[Quincy] Yeah, some game!
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[grunts]
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Great, we're trapped.
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Like a true crime/reality
dating crossover thing?
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Sounds trendy!
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And high budget.
You think it's a streamer?
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And high budget.
You think it's a streamer?
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[whispers] Maybe...
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Eww, are you kidding me?
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[Sienna] I am not getting
voted off this show.
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What the hell is this place?
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[AJ] I don't know.
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And who's coming up
with these job titles?
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Apparently these
kidnappers also think
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my sexual history is
more important than my PhD...
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in medicine.
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Is that better or worse than
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filling the old-ass
uncle/dad slot?
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Lexy, you...
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You know I meant what I said
back in those pods, right?
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You didn't just say you loved me
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to get one step
closer to escaping?
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No.
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[frantic whispering
in background]
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Well, escaping should be
our main focus.
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[giggles]
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Excuse me? Excuse me?
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So, like, obviously I watched
all of Lexy and Hugh,
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but I'm wondering,
like, who are you?
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Just figuring we should get
to know each other and all.
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-I'm Zion, and this is...
-Quincy.
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[Zion] There is one season
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out of all of these cute
little dating reality programs
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that feature queer people.
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Of course that's the
one season everyone skips.
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I promise that the first thing
I do when I get out of here
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is watch your gay season.
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Queer season.
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I'm nonbinary.
He's bi/pan, so...
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Totally. I mean,
who doesn't identify
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as those things these days?
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00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:23,416
[laughs]
262
00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:24,950
And canceled!
263
00:11:24,950 --> 00:11:26,919
Don't any of you care about
finding a way out of here?
264
00:11:26,919 --> 00:11:30,689
[Terry] And now introducing
your beloved host,
265
00:11:30,689 --> 00:11:32,558
your one and only...
266
00:11:32,558 --> 00:11:36,929
please welcome Kristen!
267
00:11:37,396 --> 00:11:38,898
Oh!
268
00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:40,332
[reality show
suspense music]
269
00:11:40,332 --> 00:11:41,600
[gasps]
270
00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,569
Is this real?
Is this real?
271
00:11:43,569 --> 00:11:45,304
Oh, oh my god.
272
00:11:45,304 --> 00:11:47,406
Yes, queen!
273
00:11:47,406 --> 00:11:49,508
Oh... Hello!
274
00:11:49,508 --> 00:11:53,712
Oh oh, even blonder in person.
275
00:11:53,712 --> 00:11:55,881
[gasps] AJ!
276
00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:57,316
So good to see you.
277
00:11:57,316 --> 00:11:58,784
[gasps] Hugh!
278
00:11:58,784 --> 00:12:00,453
[fake British accent]
Look how fit you are!
279
00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:02,955
Oh, too!
Ho, ho, ho, ho!
280
00:12:02,955 --> 00:12:06,092
What any lucky girl would do
to snog the hell out of ya.
281
00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:07,793
Mm!
282
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:13,232
[intense, sinister music]
283
00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:16,035
Okay, that's right.
Let's take a tour of the villa.
284
00:12:16,035 --> 00:12:17,470
Yes.
285
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:19,939
[music continues]
286
00:12:19,939 --> 00:12:22,074
[Kristen] Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
287
00:12:23,342 --> 00:12:25,211
Music on!
288
00:12:25,211 --> 00:12:28,280
Help! Someone, help!
Anyone!
289
00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:31,350
[Kristen] There's no need
to leave the villa, lovelies!
290
00:12:31,350 --> 00:12:33,886
[sunny, upbeat music]
[grunts, sighs]
291
00:12:33,886 --> 00:12:36,589
-[Quincy] Damn it!
-[Hugh] Locked up tight, Lex.
292
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,023
All right, this not good.
293
00:12:38,023 --> 00:12:40,126
I know, right?
It's wonderful.
294
00:12:40,126 --> 00:12:42,728
We have an infinity pool,
day beds,
295
00:12:42,728 --> 00:12:47,566
and a whole outdoor gym for
your very, very important reps.
296
00:12:47,566 --> 00:12:49,435
[laughs giddily]
297
00:12:51,804 --> 00:12:54,240
[screams]
298
00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:56,976
[Kristen laughs]
299
00:12:56,976 --> 00:12:59,578
-Quincy!
-[Quincy sighs]
300
00:12:59,578 --> 00:13:01,447
We're never getting out of here.
301
00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:02,648
I'm gonna kill this bitch.
302
00:13:02,648 --> 00:13:04,383
[laughs giddily]
303
00:13:04,383 --> 00:13:07,353
[zapping]
304
00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:08,721
[grunts]
305
00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:12,224
Easy there, Ted Bear!
Not by the memorabilia!
306
00:13:12,224 --> 00:13:15,828
My favorite of all time,
my pride and joy
307
00:13:15,828 --> 00:13:17,897
from Hugh and Lexy's season...
308
00:13:17,897 --> 00:13:19,765
Is that our bow and arrow?
309
00:13:19,765 --> 00:13:22,268
-My favorite episode ever.
-[Hugh gasps]
310
00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:23,802
Uh, uh, there we
go, there we go.
311
00:13:23,802 --> 00:13:25,004
You all right?
312
00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:26,805
You best not try
that kind of shit again.
313
00:13:26,805 --> 00:13:29,074
-[comforting laugh]
-Okay?
314
00:13:29,074 --> 00:13:31,010
It's okay, boo boo.
315
00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:35,581
See, Terry here has
a big, black, sexy
316
00:13:35,581 --> 00:13:37,249
gun, hm?
317
00:13:37,249 --> 00:13:38,450
[gasps]
318
00:13:38,450 --> 00:13:39,752
Do you...
319
00:13:39,752 --> 00:13:41,754
I don't think I've
ever seen a real gun
320
00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:43,856
on a reality dating show before,
321
00:13:43,856 --> 00:13:46,425
and I think it's pretty legit.
Am I right?
322
00:13:46,425 --> 00:13:48,928
Okay, now that
you've met Ter Bear here,
323
00:13:48,928 --> 00:13:51,397
the cutest guy with a gun
324
00:13:51,397 --> 00:13:54,733
and my best bestie in
the whole wide world--
325
00:13:54,733 --> 00:13:56,602
You stop it.
You are the best bestie.
326
00:13:56,602 --> 00:13:57,670
-No, you are!
-No, you are.
327
00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:58,671
-You are.
-No, you are.
328
00:13:58,671 --> 00:13:59,772
-You are.
-You are.
329
00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:01,173
-No, no, no...
-Yuh, yuh, yuh...
330
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:02,308
-[Kristen] No, you are!
-[Terry] You are.
331
00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:03,309
-[Kristen] You are!
-[Terry] You are!
332
00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:04,910
-[Kristen] You!
-[Terry] You!
333
00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:06,545
[clears throat]
334
00:14:06,545 --> 00:14:08,214
Okay, look.
335
00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:10,316
I know all this
drugging, and kidnapping,
336
00:14:10,316 --> 00:14:11,917
and locking you in a room thing
337
00:14:11,917 --> 00:14:15,354
can appear a tad
bit melodramatic.
338
00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:18,057
I understand that.
339
00:14:18,057 --> 00:14:20,960
But can we be real for a minute?
340
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,362
We're all reality TV
show people here, right?
341
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:26,765
So we can tolerate some
manufactured melodrama.
342
00:14:26,765 --> 00:14:28,801
You're a triple
crime psycho bitch!
343
00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:30,436
[cocks gun]
344
00:14:30,436 --> 00:14:32,304
We understand that, you know,
you could be a little bit upset.
345
00:14:32,304 --> 00:14:33,505
But!
346
00:14:33,505 --> 00:14:36,041
We tried to invite you
all here the easy way.
347
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:38,611
We sent packages to
all your publicists.
348
00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:40,779
We DM'd you on all your socials.
349
00:14:40,779 --> 00:14:43,515
Oooh, but we knew
we had to act fast
350
00:14:43,515 --> 00:14:46,485
so none of you would get into
any other relationships.
351
00:14:46,485 --> 00:14:49,054
What do you want from us?
Why did you kidnap us?
352
00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:50,723
Why are we in this house?
353
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,558
This is not a house.
This is a villa.
354
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:54,226
It's a villa.
355
00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:56,695
Is it money?
Is that why you drugged us?
356
00:14:56,695 --> 00:15:00,000
Oh! Lexy, bit of advice, hon.
357
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,666
Oh! Lexy, bit of advice, hon.
358
00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:02,001
Now, we know that you were
359
00:15:02,001 --> 00:15:04,370
the sweet and loveable
virgin of your season,
360
00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:07,039
but loosen up that ass
just a bit, huh?
361
00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:08,340
I mean, it's a little too tight.
362
00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:10,342
-Isn't it too tight?
-[Terry] A little tight.
363
00:15:10,342 --> 00:15:11,944
-Astroglide you think?
-Upstairs.
364
00:15:11,944 --> 00:15:14,246
Yeah, uh-huh.
See, that's your problem.
365
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:16,782
You can be too untrusting.
366
00:15:16,782 --> 00:15:18,550
Preach!
367
00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:20,619
We all have issues.
368
00:15:20,619 --> 00:15:24,290
Believe it or not, I was a
ugly, brace-faced 15-year-old
369
00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:27,293
who chickened out of
kissing Andy Whitworth
370
00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:29,962
at the tenth grade hoedown.
371
00:15:29,962 --> 00:15:31,664
[whispers] I should
have taken that kiss...
372
00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:35,367
[creepy music]
373
00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:38,404
[Kristen blabbers
and baby talks]
374
00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:41,006
I should've...
Mwah, mwah, mwah.
375
00:15:42,508 --> 00:15:43,676
[gasps] Oh.
376
00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:47,246
But we can get through
all of this together.
377
00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:51,784
And your love showed us
that we too...can be loved.
378
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,719
Yes.
379
00:15:53,719 --> 00:15:55,754
-But then?
-Oh, tell 'em.
380
00:15:55,754 --> 00:15:57,222
-Snap!
-Ah!
381
00:15:57,222 --> 00:16:00,426
All your beautiful love stories,
they were perfect--
382
00:16:00,426 --> 00:16:03,495
they crumbled, and
with it, our hope.
383
00:16:03,495 --> 00:16:05,731
And all because of
some meaningless
384
00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:08,467
little character flaws.
385
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:10,736
Trust.
386
00:16:10,736 --> 00:16:12,604
Honesty.
387
00:16:12,604 --> 00:16:14,873
-Lust.
-Uh-huh!
388
00:16:14,873 --> 00:16:17,376
-Jealousy.
-Ooh, ooh, ooh.
389
00:16:17,376 --> 00:16:19,878
Resentment.
390
00:16:19,878 --> 00:16:23,549
-Oh, and secrets.
-Me?
391
00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:26,452
But that's okay.
That's why we're here--
392
00:16:26,452 --> 00:16:29,188
to make our broken
hearts whole again!
393
00:16:29,188 --> 00:16:31,957
Thanks to us, we'll
repair your relationships
394
00:16:31,957 --> 00:16:35,227
and rekindle your
beautiful love stories...
395
00:16:35,227 --> 00:16:37,229
[darker] ...no matter what.
396
00:16:37,229 --> 00:16:40,165
We want to prove the
love that we see on TV
397
00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:41,967
is real and possible!
398
00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:44,136
That's why you all are here.
399
00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:48,332
[Kristen] Paradise attire.
400
00:16:48,332 --> 00:16:49,267
I forgot your paradise attire.
401
00:16:49,267 --> 00:16:51,702
Let me go get the
paradise attire!
402
00:16:51,702 --> 00:16:53,004
[indistinct mumbling]
403
00:16:53,004 --> 00:16:54,372
Can I just say?
404
00:16:54,372 --> 00:16:56,841
Sorry, for the whole tasing
thing, you know?
405
00:16:56,841 --> 00:17:00,811
Umm, I feel super,
super lucky
406
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:02,580
to be in your presence.
Like, you, you have no idea.
407
00:17:02,580 --> 00:17:04,448
I'm like, oh my god,
they're here!
408
00:17:04,448 --> 00:17:06,651
So, look, so I was
engaged, right?
409
00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:10,254
Um, Devin, love of my life,
she passed away recently.
410
00:17:10,254 --> 00:17:16,260
A bit tragic, but you inspired
our passion for fitness.
411
00:17:16,260 --> 00:17:20,431
And you completely inspired her
to take her whole mind
412
00:17:20,431 --> 00:17:24,302
and, and, and body to a whole
'nother level that I find--
413
00:17:24,302 --> 00:17:25,603
-Shirts off!
-[Terry] Mm-hmm.
414
00:17:25,603 --> 00:17:27,171
[Kristen] Bikinis on!
415
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:30,875
Lexy, your favorite shade
of seafoam green, of course.
416
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:33,444
And Sienna, polka dots,
417
00:17:33,444 --> 00:17:35,813
like the walls
in your childhood room.
418
00:17:35,813 --> 00:17:38,950
And fellas, this is your outfit.
419
00:17:38,950 --> 00:17:40,885
[percussive tropical music]
420
00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:42,286
[Kristen] Bottom line, people,
421
00:17:42,286 --> 00:17:45,623
is that we just have to get
back to the basics, okay?
422
00:17:45,623 --> 00:17:49,827
Simple, unadulterated
human contact!
423
00:17:49,827 --> 00:17:53,431
Express yourselves!
Explore each other intimately!
424
00:17:53,431 --> 00:17:55,766
Remember that body you
first fell in love with?
425
00:17:55,766 --> 00:17:57,134
Oooh, ha!
426
00:17:57,134 --> 00:17:59,770
Communicate that love--
through the paint!
427
00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:03,908
I'm just still not
totally getting
428
00:18:03,908 --> 00:18:05,576
the premise of this show.
429
00:18:05,576 --> 00:18:09,580
Like, there's guns,
but there's also paint?
430
00:18:09,580 --> 00:18:13,217
For once, I hope these
editors can not just...
431
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:15,152
make me, like, the dumbass dude.
432
00:18:15,152 --> 00:18:16,954
Would you touch him
433
00:18:16,954 --> 00:18:19,957
like seven other women are
competing for his attention!?
434
00:18:19,957 --> 00:18:21,259
The whole world saw you
435
00:18:21,259 --> 00:18:23,361
swoop up on Becky P.
and Elizabeth.
436
00:18:23,361 --> 00:18:26,931
Now show us that Sienna fervor.
437
00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:28,032
All right.
438
00:18:28,032 --> 00:18:29,600
Yes, yes.
439
00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:30,935
That fierce...
440
00:18:30,935 --> 00:18:32,770
Sienna ferrrvor.
441
00:18:32,770 --> 00:18:34,305
[growls]
442
00:18:35,172 --> 00:18:36,540
Do you see the cameras, or--
443
00:18:36,540 --> 00:18:39,477
[whispers] Yeah,
they're right up there.
444
00:18:39,477 --> 00:18:40,311
[giggles]
445
00:18:40,311 --> 00:18:42,380
Hey, this might be fun.
446
00:18:43,447 --> 00:18:44,815
Lex...
447
00:18:44,815 --> 00:18:46,083
I gotta be honest with you.
448
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:48,119
This whole innocent
virgin thing,
449
00:18:48,119 --> 00:18:50,988
it gets tired after
three episodes.
450
00:18:50,988 --> 00:18:52,356
Show your man--
Win him back,
451
00:18:52,356 --> 00:18:55,226
by showing the sexiness
that you got, come on!
452
00:18:55,226 --> 00:18:58,029
[seagulls squawking]
453
00:18:58,029 --> 00:19:01,198
Lexy...we all know
that you have sexiness
454
00:19:01,198 --> 00:19:03,701
all down inside you.
455
00:19:03,701 --> 00:19:05,403
So bring that shit up!
456
00:19:05,403 --> 00:19:06,904
Okay?
457
00:19:06,904 --> 00:19:09,040
[Kristen] Passion, people!
Show me some passion!
458
00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:10,908
Are you two not about passion?
459
00:19:10,908 --> 00:19:12,410
Come on...
460
00:19:12,410 --> 00:19:14,545
Look, you don't
have to do anything.
461
00:19:14,545 --> 00:19:16,580
I'ma do everything
I can to protect you.
462
00:19:16,580 --> 00:19:18,482
I can protect myself, you know.
463
00:19:18,482 --> 00:19:20,785
You're the strongest
woman I know.
464
00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:23,187
Matter of fact, you need to be
the one protecting me.
465
00:19:23,187 --> 00:19:25,256
Just because I
broke up with you...
466
00:19:25,256 --> 00:19:27,525
doesn't mean I won't
always care about you.
467
00:19:28,526 --> 00:19:31,896
You're supposed to be exploring
yourself through the paint!
468
00:19:31,896 --> 00:19:33,497
Through the paint...
469
00:19:35,066 --> 00:19:36,734
Ahh!
470
00:19:37,702 --> 00:19:40,304
Zion finger-painted my penis
on my back, didn't they?
471
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:41,339
[Kristen] You people
are ridiculous!
472
00:19:41,339 --> 00:19:42,640
[Zion] Puh-leese.
473
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,375
[Kristen] Please show us
the same respect
474
00:19:44,375 --> 00:19:48,112
you would show a nerdy woman
labeled a relationship expert.
475
00:19:48,112 --> 00:19:49,680
I'm sorry, people!
476
00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:52,016
Am I not resonating
with you all?
477
00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:53,484
I mean, do I have to explain
478
00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:56,754
every freakin'
detail of courtship?
479
00:19:56,754 --> 00:19:59,323
[screams]
480
00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:00,991
Oh, oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
481
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:03,227
I didn't mean to yell.
I'm sorry.
482
00:20:03,227 --> 00:20:04,562
[Terry] Breathe,
breathe, breathe.
483
00:20:04,562 --> 00:20:06,464
Come on, breathe it in!
Come on, suck that air.
484
00:20:06,464 --> 00:20:07,365
Suck it!
485
00:20:07,365 --> 00:20:09,867
Suck the air...
There it is.
486
00:20:09,867 --> 00:20:12,002
-Aaaahhh!
-Mm-hmm.
487
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:14,171
Good job.
488
00:20:17,108 --> 00:20:19,443
Screaming is just
a temporary Band-Aid
489
00:20:19,443 --> 00:20:22,313
on a deeper emotional reaction.
490
00:20:22,313 --> 00:20:23,614
Screaming does
nothing but get you
491
00:20:23,614 --> 00:20:25,383
forcefully kicked out of prom
492
00:20:25,383 --> 00:20:28,185
in front of the only man
you've ever loved.
493
00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:30,054
Okay, so...
494
00:20:30,054 --> 00:20:31,622
it could just be me,
495
00:20:31,622 --> 00:20:34,425
but I'm maybe starting to think
496
00:20:34,425 --> 00:20:38,362
that this is not a
reality dating show.
497
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:40,865
Then I definitely
need my phone back.
498
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:42,299
Like, right now.
499
00:20:42,299 --> 00:20:44,201
[Terry] Okay, listen up!
500
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:45,669
We understand.
501
00:20:45,669 --> 00:20:47,104
It's day one.
502
00:20:47,104 --> 00:20:49,940
You haven't had a chance to
fall back in love again yet.
503
00:20:49,940 --> 00:20:51,409
-But you will soon.
-Mm-hmm.
504
00:20:51,409 --> 00:20:53,411
You just need to loosen up
and get more comfortable!
505
00:20:53,411 --> 00:20:55,479
And we have just the idea.
506
00:20:55,479 --> 00:20:57,548
We're gonnna have a shindig!
507
00:20:57,548 --> 00:21:00,184
It will send shockwaves
throughout the villa!
508
00:21:00,184 --> 00:21:01,519
Come on, Terry! Terry!
509
00:21:01,519 --> 00:21:03,687
[Terry] Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Shindig!
510
00:21:04,655 --> 00:21:06,390
♪ Take a look in the sky ♪
511
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:09,060
♪ Sunlight shining in my eye ♪
512
00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:10,661
♪ Oh yeah, what's up ♪
513
00:21:10,661 --> 00:21:13,364
♪ Just livin' life good
'cause the feelin' is right ♪
514
00:21:13,364 --> 00:21:14,865
♪ We're trying to go ♪
515
00:21:14,865 --> 00:21:16,867
♪ I got a place in mind
if you're down to roll ♪
516
00:21:16,867 --> 00:21:19,270
♪ Uh-huh
It's right down the road ♪
517
00:21:19,270 --> 00:21:21,772
♪ Now take a step inside, it
make you feel like gold, ha ♪
518
00:21:21,772 --> 00:21:23,307
♪ Nice of me ♪
519
00:21:23,307 --> 00:21:24,842
♪ Jump right in, come
and ride with me ♪
520
00:21:24,842 --> 00:21:26,877
♪ You heard that right,
baby, life is sweet ♪
521
00:21:26,877 --> 00:21:29,613
♪ You feelin' good vibes
seven days a week ♪
522
00:21:29,613 --> 00:21:32,349
♪ Oh, thinking that
bad weather poolside ♪
523
00:21:32,349 --> 00:21:34,518
♪ And you know I'm
down for a good time ♪
524
00:21:34,518 --> 00:21:35,920
♪ You ain't gotta think twice ♪
525
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:38,489
♪ Yeah, ready to
start with your life ♪
526
00:21:38,489 --> 00:21:39,557
♪ Let's celebrate ♪
527
00:21:39,557 --> 00:21:40,624
♪ Let's celebrate ♪
528
00:21:40,624 --> 00:21:41,826
♪ Let's celebrate ♪
529
00:21:41,826 --> 00:21:44,195
Yeah! Go ahead, girl.
Yeah, work it!
530
00:21:44,195 --> 00:21:46,000
Work it like a
mid-episode montage!
531
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:46,831
Work it like a
mid-episode montage!
532
00:21:46,831 --> 00:21:48,899
Oooh, hoo-hoo!
533
00:21:48,899 --> 00:21:51,569
Oooh, hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
534
00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:54,638
Ooh, ooh, uh, uh.
535
00:21:54,638 --> 00:21:56,607
Cham--Cham--
Champagne, Champagne.
536
00:21:56,607 --> 00:21:58,476
Champagne.
I need some Champagne.
537
00:21:58,476 --> 00:21:59,743
♪ Wait 'til the sun goes down ♪
538
00:21:59,743 --> 00:22:02,046
♪ On this day, it make me say ♪
539
00:22:02,046 --> 00:22:03,147
Mmm...
540
00:22:03,147 --> 00:22:04,482
[music ends abruptly]
541
00:22:06,217 --> 00:22:07,685
I'm sorry.
542
00:22:07,685 --> 00:22:10,120
Do you not have a dance
party every single episode
543
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:11,288
of every single day
544
00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:13,824
for the entire freakin' summer!?
545
00:22:13,824 --> 00:22:15,893
What, what--
546
00:22:15,893 --> 00:22:18,762
Listen, I think I can speak
for all of us when I say,
547
00:22:18,762 --> 00:22:21,532
we just need some
time with our phones.
548
00:22:21,532 --> 00:22:23,534
So why don't we just
go back in the house--
549
00:22:23,534 --> 00:22:26,470
It's a villa, Sienna!
I told you that!
550
00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:28,606
It's a villa!
I have an ocean!
551
00:22:28,606 --> 00:22:33,644
Totally.
My point, Kristen, my girl,
552
00:22:33,644 --> 00:22:37,448
is that I am pretty good
at social media stalking,
553
00:22:37,448 --> 00:22:40,684
and if you give me my
phone back in the villa,
554
00:22:40,684 --> 00:22:43,654
I can track down that guy
you said you had a crush on.
555
00:22:43,654 --> 00:22:46,624
What was his name again?
Andy Whitworth?
556
00:22:46,624 --> 00:22:48,425
Maybe that's where
we put our efforts,
557
00:22:48,425 --> 00:22:51,161
because frankly, I don't
see any of the six of us
558
00:22:51,161 --> 00:22:52,463
getting back together.
559
00:22:52,463 --> 00:22:53,864
[intensifying, sinister music]
560
00:22:53,864 --> 00:22:55,065
[screams]
561
00:22:55,065 --> 00:22:56,033
[Sienna screams]
562
00:22:56,033 --> 00:22:57,101
[gasping]
563
00:22:57,101 --> 00:22:59,436
-Jesus Christ!
-What the hell!?
564
00:22:59,436 --> 00:23:01,205
[retching, vomiting]
565
00:23:01,205 --> 00:23:02,306
Oh my god...
566
00:23:02,306 --> 00:23:03,774
[retching, coughing]
567
00:23:03,774 --> 00:23:05,242
Oh my god!
568
00:23:05,242 --> 00:23:07,211
Anyone see my diamond earring?
569
00:23:07,211 --> 00:23:10,114
Okay, Sienna, relax.
Let's just stop the bleeding.
570
00:23:10,114 --> 00:23:11,448
No, no, my earring, my earring.
571
00:23:11,448 --> 00:23:13,150
Can we get a first aid kit?
572
00:23:13,150 --> 00:23:16,620
This is what I get
as a romantic dance party!?
573
00:23:16,620 --> 00:23:19,223
At some point, someone's
going to start showing me
574
00:23:19,223 --> 00:23:20,925
that love is real!
575
00:23:20,925 --> 00:23:22,726
-Terry!
-Uh...
576
00:23:22,726 --> 00:23:25,696
[Sienna] Can I--Can I
have my earring, please?
577
00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:28,198
-Guys, my earring!
-We need help!
578
00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:29,867
[Sienna hyperventilates]
579
00:23:31,669 --> 00:23:35,406
So I'm thinking about
this whole no ear thing.
580
00:23:35,406 --> 00:23:38,042
Maybe it could be my new brand.
581
00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:39,543
Like, sympathy factor alone
582
00:23:39,543 --> 00:23:41,545
will easily get me, like,
another million.
583
00:23:41,545 --> 00:23:44,014
[gasps] Maybe I'll even
get my own show.
584
00:23:44,014 --> 00:23:45,215
What do you think?
585
00:23:45,215 --> 00:23:46,717
If we don't get up out
this house,
586
00:23:46,717 --> 00:23:49,486
you're not gonna have no dating
show on no network ever.
587
00:23:49,486 --> 00:23:50,955
[indignant scoff]
588
00:23:50,955 --> 00:23:53,257
It's obvious we up
against some top-flight,
589
00:23:53,257 --> 00:23:54,558
high-tech security system--
590
00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:56,527
There's gotta be a
security mainframe.
591
00:23:56,527 --> 00:23:58,529
AJ, can you please just leave
592
00:23:58,529 --> 00:24:00,431
the scheming for
the smart people?
593
00:24:00,431 --> 00:24:01,966
Like, if this was
Are You the One?
594
00:24:01,966 --> 00:24:03,834
Hugh would be the dude
with the math charts
595
00:24:03,834 --> 00:24:05,302
and you'd be the stubborn idiot
596
00:24:05,302 --> 00:24:06,503
choosing the wrong match
each week.
597
00:24:06,503 --> 00:24:08,072
Okay, I can do math charts.
598
00:24:08,072 --> 00:24:11,108
Just because our show
tried to depict me as the--
599
00:24:11,108 --> 00:24:14,478
Come on, y'all, for real!
Do y'all ever stop bickering?
600
00:24:14,478 --> 00:24:16,747
We need a plan to
get to the mainframe,
601
00:24:16,747 --> 00:24:18,415
and then we can dismantle
the security system.
602
00:24:18,415 --> 00:24:19,416
Stop!
603
00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:20,818
-What's up?
-What?
604
00:24:20,818 --> 00:24:24,622
Uh...nothing better
than being able to watch
605
00:24:24,622 --> 00:24:27,791
couples be intimate
in the bedroom.
606
00:24:27,791 --> 00:24:30,294
Wish we had more of that
on our season, Hugh.
607
00:24:30,294 --> 00:24:31,495
[tense music]
608
00:24:31,495 --> 00:24:34,031
We could all take
inspiration from that.
609
00:24:34,031 --> 00:24:35,432
Okay...
610
00:24:35,432 --> 00:24:37,701
[Lexy] Forget escape.
611
00:24:37,701 --> 00:24:43,374
The real goal should be
falling back in love.
612
00:24:43,374 --> 00:24:46,076
Are you out of your mind ?
613
00:24:46,076 --> 00:24:48,412
We are dealing with
some crazy-ass bitch who--
614
00:24:48,412 --> 00:24:50,314
Shut up, AJ!
615
00:24:50,314 --> 00:24:51,782
You don't get to
tell me what to do
616
00:24:51,782 --> 00:24:54,451
just because you're the old guy.
617
00:24:54,451 --> 00:24:56,520
I'm 33. That's not old.
618
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:58,622
I'm just trying to get
you to stop talking shit.
619
00:24:58,622 --> 00:25:00,057
About who? Kristen?
620
00:25:00,057 --> 00:25:01,792
The crazy-ass bitch is--
621
00:25:02,292 --> 00:25:04,395
Be quiet!
622
00:25:04,395 --> 00:25:06,430
Okay?
623
00:25:06,430 --> 00:25:08,465
We love Kristen.
624
00:25:08,465 --> 00:25:10,534
[AJ] Oh...
625
00:25:10,534 --> 00:25:12,503
Got it.
626
00:25:12,503 --> 00:25:13,637
If we have an elimination,
627
00:25:13,637 --> 00:25:15,606
I'm still voting
you off first thing.
628
00:25:15,606 --> 00:25:17,107
Yeah, me too.
629
00:25:18,575 --> 00:25:20,878
[Kristen] Not the
horniest group, are they?
630
00:25:20,878 --> 00:25:25,349
[chuckles nervously]
Hmm...
631
00:25:25,349 --> 00:25:26,583
My dear, you, you know
632
00:25:26,583 --> 00:25:28,419
that I think that
you're the best, right?
633
00:25:28,419 --> 00:25:34,358
Um...most loveable person ever.
Right?
634
00:25:34,358 --> 00:25:36,760
Right, um...
[coughs]
635
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:38,095
I don't know how to say this.
636
00:25:38,095 --> 00:25:39,963
I don't know, I thought
we were gonna try to
637
00:25:39,963 --> 00:25:41,065
[clears throat]
638
00:25:41,065 --> 00:25:42,533
I don't know...
639
00:25:42,533 --> 00:25:45,636
not cut any
contestants' ears off.
640
00:25:45,636 --> 00:25:49,973
-'Scuse me?
-Yeah. Yeah, see, see,
641
00:25:49,973 --> 00:25:51,508
I know that you've
worked really hard
642
00:25:51,508 --> 00:25:52,576
on putting this thing together
643
00:25:52,576 --> 00:25:53,977
and coming up with
all these games.
644
00:25:53,977 --> 00:25:55,813
And super, super frustrating,
645
00:25:55,813 --> 00:25:57,848
like, they're not falling back
in love again yet, you know?
646
00:25:57,848 --> 00:26:00,084
Oh, okay.
'Cause for a second there,
647
00:26:00,084 --> 00:26:02,252
it sounded like you
didn't care about love,
648
00:26:02,252 --> 00:26:04,588
like you didn't care
about the fate of romance.
649
00:26:04,588 --> 00:26:06,623
Like all you cared about
was some
650
00:26:06,623 --> 00:26:09,426
pointless, ugly ear?
651
00:26:09,426 --> 00:26:11,895
No. No.
You know what it is?
652
00:26:11,895 --> 00:26:13,864
It's just that when
we talked, you know,
653
00:26:13,864 --> 00:26:15,966
when we agreed to
bring 'em here, um,
654
00:26:15,966 --> 00:26:18,736
you know, we talked and I,
I was like--
655
00:26:18,736 --> 00:26:21,538
I don't remember
where you said hey, Terrance,
656
00:26:21,538 --> 00:26:23,640
do you...
657
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:26,477
I don't know, you
wanna be an accessory?
658
00:26:26,477 --> 00:26:28,011
Hm? You wanna go to jail?
[laughs]
659
00:26:28,011 --> 00:26:29,747
I don't remember that.
I don't remember that at all.
660
00:26:29,747 --> 00:26:31,915
As a matter of fact,
I remember you promising me
661
00:26:31,915 --> 00:26:33,917
that we were gonna do
no permanent damage--
662
00:26:33,917 --> 00:26:36,553
You do not tell me what
I have and have not promised!
663
00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:39,456
You know that's one of
my triggers, Terrance!
664
00:26:39,456 --> 00:26:40,958
[chokes] Okay, look--
665
00:26:40,958 --> 00:26:42,960
Meah!
666
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:46,000
Anything that's happened
to them should be motivation.
667
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:46,463
Anything that's happened
to them should be motivation.
668
00:26:46,463 --> 00:26:48,098
[sighs]
669
00:26:48,098 --> 00:26:53,403
[sinister music]
670
00:26:53,403 --> 00:26:55,305
Fine.
671
00:26:56,039 --> 00:26:57,808
Now...
672
00:26:57,808 --> 00:26:59,543
if I'm not mistaken,
673
00:26:59,543 --> 00:27:02,312
someone promised me
a French tip pedicure.
674
00:27:04,148 --> 00:27:05,315
Tonight.
675
00:27:05,315 --> 00:27:07,518
Okay, my bad.
676
00:27:07,518 --> 00:27:08,752
Of course.
677
00:27:08,752 --> 00:27:11,622
I'm thinkin' red tips,
just for funsies!
678
00:27:26,896 --> 00:27:29,232
[sighs]
679
00:27:29,232 --> 00:27:30,967
You okay?
680
00:27:30,967 --> 00:27:33,036
She's only gonna
get more violent.
681
00:27:33,036 --> 00:27:35,672
She's watching us
from everywhere.
682
00:27:35,672 --> 00:27:37,373
What are we gonna do?
683
00:27:37,373 --> 00:27:39,709
Listen here.
684
00:27:39,709 --> 00:27:42,045
You remember that last
game of Baton we played?
685
00:27:42,045 --> 00:27:43,913
The one when I finally beat you?
686
00:27:43,913 --> 00:27:45,882
You cannot be bringing
that up again right now.
687
00:27:45,882 --> 00:27:48,351
I'm not just talking about that.
688
00:27:48,351 --> 00:27:51,654
I have more to say.
I promise.
689
00:27:51,654 --> 00:27:55,325
Even though I was
the glorious winner,
690
00:27:55,325 --> 00:27:58,227
the real truth is...
691
00:27:58,227 --> 00:28:02,565
you played one of the best
games I've ever seen, ever.
692
00:28:02,565 --> 00:28:04,334
You didn't give up.
693
00:28:04,334 --> 00:28:06,903
That's my point.
694
00:28:06,903 --> 00:28:09,839
I've never seen
anyone in my life...
695
00:28:09,839 --> 00:28:11,708
without a single brick...
696
00:28:11,708 --> 00:28:16,646
put up such a fight.
Like, damn.
697
00:28:16,646 --> 00:28:19,148
That's sexy, like...
698
00:28:19,148 --> 00:28:21,851
That makes you the most
determined person I know.
699
00:28:22,919 --> 00:28:26,356
You're gonna find your
strategy sooner or later.
700
00:28:26,356 --> 00:28:29,125
And this time you're gonna win.
701
00:28:29,125 --> 00:28:31,828
Unlike last time.
702
00:28:31,828 --> 00:28:34,030
Against me...
703
00:28:34,030 --> 00:28:35,164
when I won.
704
00:28:35,164 --> 00:28:38,701
[both laugh]
705
00:28:41,771 --> 00:28:43,573
I have an idea.
706
00:28:43,573 --> 00:28:45,041
I have to go to the bathroom.
707
00:28:46,209 --> 00:28:50,947
[mischievous music]
708
00:28:50,947 --> 00:28:53,950
I have a stomach ache.
709
00:28:53,950 --> 00:28:56,152
Make sure to courtesy flush!
710
00:29:00,757 --> 00:29:04,894
[music turns tense]
711
00:29:07,730 --> 00:29:09,699
Interesting.
712
00:29:11,801 --> 00:29:16,706
[music intensifies]
713
00:29:19,809 --> 00:29:25,415
[determined music]
714
00:29:35,058 --> 00:29:37,427
[grunts]
715
00:29:38,361 --> 00:29:41,431
[grunting]
716
00:29:55,445 --> 00:29:57,780
[sighs]
717
00:29:58,781 --> 00:30:02,718
[music continues]
718
00:30:10,226 --> 00:30:12,395
[grunts]
719
00:30:16,833 --> 00:30:22,939
[creepy music]
720
00:30:48,931 --> 00:30:55,037
[dildo rattles]
721
00:31:07,650 --> 00:31:08,718
Carfentanil.
722
00:31:08,718 --> 00:31:10,820
[door shuts]
723
00:31:11,787 --> 00:31:17,026
[determined music]
724
00:31:20,997 --> 00:31:23,032
[Terry] That was by far
the best season, by far.
725
00:31:23,032 --> 00:31:24,467
[Kristen] It's
definitely top five.
726
00:31:24,467 --> 00:31:25,968
[Terry] Of course it was.
727
00:31:25,968 --> 00:31:27,270
I'll never forget the
first time they showed up.
728
00:31:27,270 --> 00:31:29,372
They didn't know each other.
Mm, mm!
729
00:31:29,372 --> 00:31:31,574
[Kristen] And who could forget
their first makeout sesh
730
00:31:31,574 --> 00:31:33,209
at the bonfire?
731
00:31:33,209 --> 00:31:35,244
They were practically ripping
each other's clothes off.
732
00:31:35,244 --> 00:31:37,813
I've never seen
so much sexiness.
733
00:31:37,813 --> 00:31:39,515
Nothing can top AJ and Sienna.
734
00:31:39,515 --> 00:31:41,951
Remember when AJ threw
himself out the car
735
00:31:41,951 --> 00:31:43,386
and jumped over the fence?
736
00:31:43,386 --> 00:31:45,121
[Terry] Ran right
past the producers,
737
00:31:45,121 --> 00:31:48,157
and in one fell swoop, hopped
on the back of Sienna's horse!
738
00:31:48,157 --> 00:31:50,726
If love was real four years ago,
it still can be today.
739
00:31:50,726 --> 00:31:52,495
That's all I'ma say.
740
00:31:53,396 --> 00:31:56,098
That's a long time
to be taking a dump.
741
00:31:59,268 --> 00:32:01,504
Shit. Shit.
742
00:32:01,504 --> 00:32:07,476
[frantic music]
743
00:32:07,476 --> 00:32:09,478
[pants]
744
00:32:19,555 --> 00:32:22,725
[grunting]
745
00:32:22,725 --> 00:32:24,560
[fabric tearing]
746
00:32:26,195 --> 00:32:27,863
[beeping]
747
00:32:27,863 --> 00:32:29,332
Where is she?
748
00:32:31,601 --> 00:32:33,903
I think you're out of wet wipes.
749
00:32:36,606 --> 00:32:38,107
Watchin' you.
750
00:32:39,175 --> 00:32:45,147
[delightful, romantic
orchestral music]
751
00:32:49,485 --> 00:32:52,622
[seagulls squawking]
752
00:32:54,957 --> 00:32:56,626
-Car-fent-anil.
-Yeah.
753
00:32:56,626 --> 00:32:57,827
[Hugh] What is that?
754
00:32:57,827 --> 00:32:59,762
It causes instant
seizures and then death.
755
00:32:59,762 --> 00:33:02,498
It's used primarily to
tranquilize oversized animals.
756
00:33:02,498 --> 00:33:05,468
Or reality dating show
couples freshly kidnapped.
757
00:33:05,468 --> 00:33:07,136
Well, the good news is,
I have something--
758
00:33:07,136 --> 00:33:09,605
I found the security
mainframe to the smarthome.
759
00:33:09,605 --> 00:33:11,107
Look at you,
760
00:33:11,107 --> 00:33:13,276
climbing through the air vents
like an action hero.
761
00:33:13,276 --> 00:33:15,711
I think you're
starting to enjoy this.
762
00:33:15,711 --> 00:33:17,680
It's like a real life game.
763
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:19,181
You might actually win.
764
00:33:19,181 --> 00:33:22,251
[seagulls squawking]
765
00:33:22,251 --> 00:33:23,819
[chime]
766
00:33:23,819 --> 00:33:26,555
[Farrah] Today, you are going to
separate into three challenges
767
00:33:26,555 --> 00:33:28,724
specifically designed
for each couple.
768
00:33:28,724 --> 00:33:32,094
I suggest you take these
challenges very seriously.
769
00:33:32,094 --> 00:33:34,363
You don't wanna
piss off Kristen.
770
00:33:34,363 --> 00:33:37,133
You know, when you get to know
her, she's really a sweetheart,
771
00:33:37,133 --> 00:33:39,602
not to mention a great friend.
772
00:33:39,602 --> 00:33:41,470
You might want to invite
her to some of your--
773
00:33:41,470 --> 00:33:42,905
[Farrah voice & Kristen]
-- reunion parties sometime.
774
00:33:42,905 --> 00:33:44,774
[Hugh] Oh my god, it's her.
775
00:33:45,441 --> 00:33:46,609
[Farrah voice & Kristen]
Gotta go!
776
00:33:46,609 --> 00:33:48,110
[footsteps]
777
00:33:48,110 --> 00:33:50,246
-[grunts]
-What?
778
00:33:50,246 --> 00:33:51,547
[grunts]
779
00:33:51,547 --> 00:33:57,486
[sinister music]
780
00:34:24,747 --> 00:34:28,551
[seagulls squawking]
781
00:34:28,551 --> 00:34:30,353
[yelps]
782
00:34:31,754 --> 00:34:36,592
[music continues]
783
00:34:38,327 --> 00:34:41,397
What the hell?
Hey, hey, hey!
784
00:34:42,365 --> 00:34:44,033
[grunts]
785
00:34:45,735 --> 00:34:47,403
[whispers] AJ...
786
00:34:47,403 --> 00:34:49,338
-Where we at?
-I don't know.
787
00:34:49,338 --> 00:34:50,740
[groans]
788
00:34:52,575 --> 00:34:56,612
[seagulls squawking]
789
00:34:57,880 --> 00:35:01,584
[music continues]
790
00:35:01,584 --> 00:35:02,752
[Zion] Oh my god.
791
00:35:02,752 --> 00:35:04,987
Is that the asshole
you kissed in the club?
792
00:35:04,987 --> 00:35:07,523
[muffled whimpering]
793
00:35:07,523 --> 00:35:09,191
Hey, Mac.
794
00:35:10,126 --> 00:35:11,293
[Farrah] What would
a beach resort be
795
00:35:11,293 --> 00:35:12,695
without one of your past lovers
796
00:35:12,695 --> 00:35:16,165
coming back to test your
relationship midseason?
797
00:35:16,165 --> 00:35:19,001
If the other shows think
it's helpful, so do we.
798
00:35:19,001 --> 00:35:22,638
So your next challenge is
to eliminate the interloper
799
00:35:22,638 --> 00:35:25,441
and prove that no one
can get between you.
800
00:35:26,626 --> 00:35:28,294
[chime]
801
00:35:28,294 --> 00:35:31,631
[Farrah] Your next challenge
is in the Tiki Shack of Secrets,
802
00:35:31,631 --> 00:35:35,001
to finally come clean
and forgive each other.
803
00:35:35,001 --> 00:35:38,471
[both panting]
804
00:35:38,471 --> 00:35:40,006
[chime]
805
00:35:40,006 --> 00:35:43,176
[Farrah] Your next challenge
is a classic trust exercise--
806
00:35:43,176 --> 00:35:45,111
a Truth Booth of sorts--
807
00:35:45,111 --> 00:35:48,982
to decide if Hugh is
loyal once and for all.
808
00:35:48,982 --> 00:35:51,217
Your challenges...
809
00:35:51,217 --> 00:35:53,286
begin...now.
810
00:35:53,286 --> 00:35:54,988
[loud zap]
Whoa!
811
00:35:54,988 --> 00:35:57,357
[whooshing]
812
00:35:57,357 --> 00:36:00,393
-Oh, shoot.
-Whoa. Whoa!
813
00:36:00,393 --> 00:36:02,562
What's going on?
What?
814
00:36:02,562 --> 00:36:04,631
-That's not so bad.
-[Lexy coughs]
815
00:36:04,631 --> 00:36:06,633
It smells like almonds.
816
00:36:06,633 --> 00:36:09,803
Almonds?
It's actually hydrogen cyanide.
817
00:36:09,803 --> 00:36:11,838
And at this rate, we'll be
dead in less than two minutes.
818
00:36:11,838 --> 00:36:13,039
-[Lexy coughs]
-What!?
819
00:36:13,039 --> 00:36:16,376
[sinister music]
820
00:36:16,376 --> 00:36:19,245
[Hugh]
[grunts, coughs]
821
00:36:20,246 --> 00:36:23,183
Hey, Kristen.
822
00:36:23,183 --> 00:36:26,486
Are you sure all
this is a good idea?
823
00:36:26,486 --> 00:36:29,656
Hey, what if instead,
we send them on dinner dates?
824
00:36:29,656 --> 00:36:30,924
Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
825
00:36:30,924 --> 00:36:34,461
some nice, uh, nice clothes
and mood lighting and...
826
00:36:34,461 --> 00:36:36,129
fake food they'll never eat?
827
00:36:36,129 --> 00:36:37,664
Name one show on TV that doesn't
828
00:36:37,664 --> 00:36:40,200
trauma bond their
contestants into love!
829
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:42,302
-Hm.
-[Kristen] Hm?
830
00:36:42,302 --> 00:36:45,538
Have you seen every
episode of Ex on the Mind ?
831
00:36:45,538 --> 00:36:47,340
Okay. Hm.
832
00:36:47,340 --> 00:36:49,843
Well, then at least no
permanent damage, right?
833
00:36:49,843 --> 00:36:51,377
Mm-hmm.
834
00:36:51,377 --> 00:36:53,146
Refill, will ya, babe?
835
00:36:53,146 --> 00:36:54,347
Of course.
836
00:36:54,347 --> 00:36:55,415
-Help!
- [laughs giddily]
837
00:36:55,415 --> 00:36:59,119
[pants]
838
00:36:59,119 --> 00:37:00,253
What do we do?
839
00:37:00,253 --> 00:37:01,721
[Sienna] I don't know, but...
840
00:37:01,721 --> 00:37:04,124
that thing is pointed
right at my chest,
841
00:37:04,124 --> 00:37:07,260
and I cannot get a bruise, boo.
842
00:37:07,260 --> 00:37:10,363
Do you have any idea
how much these cost?
843
00:37:10,363 --> 00:37:12,932
[grunts, struggles]
Aah!
844
00:37:12,932 --> 00:37:14,467
AJ, you get us out!
845
00:37:14,467 --> 00:37:16,102
You're the one hooked up
to the lie detector test!
846
00:37:16,102 --> 00:37:17,937
I, I have no clue
why I am hooked up
847
00:37:17,937 --> 00:37:19,706
to a lie detector test.
848
00:37:19,706 --> 00:37:20,907
I don't tell lies!
849
00:37:20,907 --> 00:37:23,843
[beeping]
850
00:37:23,843 --> 00:37:25,078
[whirring]
851
00:37:25,078 --> 00:37:26,780
[beeping becomes faster]
852
00:37:27,647 --> 00:37:29,015
-[grunts]
-[gasps]
853
00:37:29,015 --> 00:37:31,151
[chime]
854
00:37:31,151 --> 00:37:32,585
[Farrah] Sienna
can't forgive you
855
00:37:32,585 --> 00:37:34,020
if you don't tell the truth.
856
00:37:34,020 --> 00:37:35,088
[moans]
857
00:37:35,088 --> 00:37:36,256
[beeping]
No.
858
00:37:36,256 --> 00:37:37,624
[beeping becomes faster]
859
00:37:37,624 --> 00:37:39,559
[pants]
860
00:37:40,426 --> 00:37:41,494
Ow!
861
00:37:41,494 --> 00:37:42,629
[groans]
862
00:37:44,998 --> 00:37:46,733
[coughing]
863
00:37:48,001 --> 00:37:51,671
-Now what?
-It's a puzzle.
864
00:37:51,671 --> 00:37:52,806
An escape room.
865
00:37:52,806 --> 00:37:54,741
[coughing]
866
00:37:54,741 --> 00:37:58,011
Babe, babe, get on
the platform, go!
867
00:37:58,011 --> 00:37:59,879
[beeping]
[Lexy] Okay, okay!
868
00:37:59,879 --> 00:38:01,381
[Hugh] Go, go, go, go!
869
00:38:03,116 --> 00:38:04,484
[Lexy] No...
870
00:38:04,484 --> 00:38:06,219
This crazy bitch wants us
to saw through this rope
871
00:38:06,219 --> 00:38:07,954
and watch Mac
plunge to his death?
872
00:38:07,954 --> 00:38:09,422
No, not happening.
873
00:38:09,422 --> 00:38:11,691
I didn't know you cared
so much about the douchebag
874
00:38:11,691 --> 00:38:14,027
who vampires your neck
every time we break up.
875
00:38:14,027 --> 00:38:15,895
[muffled speech]
876
00:38:15,895 --> 00:38:17,096
I'm not killing him.
877
00:38:17,096 --> 00:38:18,431
[loud zap]
878
00:38:18,431 --> 00:38:24,537
[zapping]
[grunting]
879
00:38:24,537 --> 00:38:26,506
It's, it's, it's like
a prisoner's dilemma.
880
00:38:26,506 --> 00:38:28,007
One of us has to
stay on the platform
881
00:38:28,007 --> 00:38:29,642
for the door to stay open.
882
00:38:29,642 --> 00:38:31,878
So only one of us can
run out and survive?
883
00:38:32,979 --> 00:38:34,514
[grunts]
884
00:38:34,514 --> 00:38:35,782
[coughs]
885
00:38:35,782 --> 00:38:37,750
[Farrah] If you will not
saw Mac to his death,
886
00:38:37,750 --> 00:38:40,053
we will have no choice
but to shock you.
887
00:38:40,053 --> 00:38:41,187
That bitch!
888
00:38:41,187 --> 00:38:46,359
[zapping]
[grunting]
889
00:38:48,361 --> 00:38:50,630
I couldn't care less.
I'll kill Mac!
890
00:38:54,767 --> 00:38:57,503
No, no, no!
Stop, stop, stop, stop!
891
00:38:57,503 --> 00:38:59,639
Mac is a good person.
892
00:38:59,639 --> 00:39:02,075
He's a good relationship
trespasser.
893
00:39:02,075 --> 00:39:04,944
[zapping]
[grunting]
894
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:08,915
[pants]
895
00:39:08,915 --> 00:39:10,416
You bastard!
896
00:39:10,416 --> 00:39:11,918
Tell the truth!
897
00:39:11,918 --> 00:39:13,186
About what?
898
00:39:13,186 --> 00:39:14,888
Did you cheat on me?
899
00:39:14,888 --> 00:39:18,157
[pants]
900
00:39:18,157 --> 00:39:21,327
It's more complicated
than that, okay?
901
00:39:21,327 --> 00:39:23,796
We weren't getting
along...for a while,
902
00:39:23,796 --> 00:39:26,366
and, and...
903
00:39:26,366 --> 00:39:28,601
we were allowing each
other to see other people.
904
00:39:28,601 --> 00:39:29,302
What!?
905
00:39:29,302 --> 00:39:32,372
[beeping]
906
00:39:32,372 --> 00:39:35,441
[grunts, coughs]
907
00:39:35,441 --> 00:39:37,310
[Farrah] Sienna,
do you forgive AJ?
908
00:39:37,310 --> 00:39:39,512
I never gave you
permission to see anyone.
909
00:39:39,512 --> 00:39:41,014
No, I don't forgive him.
910
00:39:41,014 --> 00:39:42,115
[beeping]
911
00:39:42,115 --> 00:39:43,483
[Sienna] No!
912
00:39:44,817 --> 00:39:48,221
Oh my...God!
913
00:39:48,221 --> 00:39:49,455
[deep inhale]
914
00:39:49,455 --> 00:39:53,059
No ear and completely
deformed boobs.
915
00:39:53,059 --> 00:39:55,595
-Tell the truth!
-Okay, okay, okay!
916
00:39:55,595 --> 00:39:57,463
Okay, so, so maybe
it wasn't an agreement.
917
00:39:57,463 --> 00:39:59,232
But I thought it was okay!
918
00:39:59,232 --> 00:40:01,167
[beeping]
919
00:40:01,167 --> 00:40:02,702
No!
920
00:40:02,702 --> 00:40:05,104
[screams]
921
00:40:05,104 --> 00:40:07,240
[Hugh & Lexy coughing]
922
00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:12,879
[tense music]
923
00:40:15,081 --> 00:40:17,483
[Lexy] All right, all right,
we can figure this out.
924
00:40:17,483 --> 00:40:19,619
One of us doesn't have to
die for the other to escape.
925
00:40:19,619 --> 00:40:21,187
[coughing] I have an idea.
926
00:40:21,187 --> 00:40:22,288
-[Lexy] Okay.
-[Hugh] Come on.
927
00:40:22,288 --> 00:40:23,990
[Lexy] Okay.
928
00:40:24,590 --> 00:40:26,000
-[Hugh] Jump off!
-[Lexy] Okay.
929
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:26,092
-[Hugh] Jump off!
-[Lexy] Okay.
930
00:40:26,092 --> 00:40:27,327
[Hugh] Now go!
931
00:40:27,327 --> 00:40:28,594
Wait wait wait, no, wait.
What about you?
932
00:40:28,594 --> 00:40:30,763
I, I'ma figure it out, okay?
You go!
933
00:40:30,763 --> 00:40:32,298
[Lexy] Why should I go?
You should go!
934
00:40:32,298 --> 00:40:34,367
I'm not gonna leave without you.
935
00:40:34,367 --> 00:40:37,270
I'm trying to save your life.
936
00:40:37,270 --> 00:40:39,405
Lexy, go! [coughs]
937
00:40:39,405 --> 00:40:40,974
[beeping]
938
00:40:40,974 --> 00:40:42,408
[screams]
939
00:40:42,408 --> 00:40:43,576
Okay, stop!
940
00:40:43,576 --> 00:40:45,745
Okay, okay, okay, stop, stop!
941
00:40:45,745 --> 00:40:48,281
[pants]
942
00:40:48,281 --> 00:40:50,783
I cheated.
943
00:40:50,783 --> 00:40:52,185
Okay?
944
00:40:52,185 --> 00:40:53,353
There, I said it!
945
00:40:53,353 --> 00:40:55,788
I cheated on you.
946
00:40:55,788 --> 00:40:58,458
[Farrah] Sienna,
do you forgive him?
947
00:40:58,458 --> 00:41:00,960
Yes, yes...
948
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:02,929
Come on, come on...
949
00:41:02,929 --> 00:41:04,864
Yeah, fine.
950
00:41:04,864 --> 00:41:05,932
I forgive him.
951
00:41:05,932 --> 00:41:07,367
[Farrah] But wouldn't
you like to know
952
00:41:07,367 --> 00:41:09,168
who he cheated on you with?
953
00:41:09,168 --> 00:41:14,474
[intensifying music]
954
00:41:14,474 --> 00:41:18,144
Yeah. Yeah, actually.
955
00:41:18,144 --> 00:41:19,145
I would.
956
00:41:19,145 --> 00:41:20,313
[loud zap]
957
00:41:20,313 --> 00:41:23,683
[zapping]
[grunting]
958
00:41:23,683 --> 00:41:27,987
[panting]
959
00:41:27,987 --> 00:41:30,256
[Quincy] Saw the rope now!
960
00:41:30,256 --> 00:41:31,724
[muffled screaming]
961
00:41:31,724 --> 00:41:35,294
[Zion] I can't do it.
I'm not going to kill anyone.
962
00:41:35,294 --> 00:41:37,096
Saw!
963
00:41:37,096 --> 00:41:38,498
I'm not killing anyone.
964
00:41:38,498 --> 00:41:40,333
[Quincy] Why are you
choosing him over us?
965
00:41:40,333 --> 00:41:41,534
No!
966
00:41:41,534 --> 00:41:43,903
There will never be
an "us"!
967
00:41:43,903 --> 00:41:44,937
No, damn it!
968
00:41:44,937 --> 00:41:46,139
I have to do every
damn thing myself!
969
00:41:46,139 --> 00:41:48,341
-What do I get to have!?
-Kristen, what are you--
970
00:41:48,341 --> 00:41:53,479
[sinister music]
971
00:41:53,479 --> 00:41:54,680
[Terry & Farrah voice]
Okay, come on, people.
972
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:55,782
Hurry up, finish your
challenges, okay?
973
00:41:55,782 --> 00:41:57,216
Come on, come on,
show your love!
974
00:41:57,216 --> 00:41:58,317
Show your love,
show your love.
975
00:41:58,317 --> 00:41:59,786
Awww, damn!
976
00:41:59,786 --> 00:42:02,288
Who did you have sex with, AJ?
977
00:42:02,288 --> 00:42:04,924
I promise you, you
don't wanna...know.
978
00:42:04,924 --> 00:42:06,692
Tell me!
979
00:42:06,692 --> 00:42:10,396
[tense, intensifying music]
980
00:42:10,396 --> 00:42:12,031
Your mom!
981
00:42:12,031 --> 00:42:16,202
I banged your mom
during the hometown visit.
982
00:42:16,202 --> 00:42:18,738
I'm sorry!
983
00:42:18,738 --> 00:42:21,808
But have you seen that ass?
984
00:42:21,808 --> 00:42:23,476
My god...
985
00:42:23,476 --> 00:42:25,945
She's a smokeshow!
986
00:42:27,647 --> 00:42:29,682
[beeping, powering down]
987
00:42:30,283 --> 00:42:31,451
[beeps twice]
988
00:42:31,451 --> 00:42:33,019
[grunts]
989
00:42:33,019 --> 00:42:36,956
[pants]
990
00:42:39,092 --> 00:42:41,127
Ahh!
991
00:42:42,995 --> 00:42:44,130
You asshole!
992
00:42:44,130 --> 00:42:45,331
Oh!
993
00:42:45,331 --> 00:42:47,733
[groans]
994
00:42:51,170 --> 00:42:52,605
[groans]
995
00:42:53,473 --> 00:42:55,708
[Hugh & Lexy coughing]
996
00:42:57,543 --> 00:42:58,678
[Hugh] What are you doing?
997
00:43:00,913 --> 00:43:02,949
[Lexy] I'm not
leaving without you.
998
00:43:02,949 --> 00:43:04,650
[coughs]
999
00:43:04,650 --> 00:43:08,454
-I love you.
-[coughs] I love you too.
1000
00:43:08,454 --> 00:43:09,422
[beeping]
1001
00:43:09,422 --> 00:43:12,425
[whooshing]
1002
00:43:12,425 --> 00:43:14,260
[chime]
1003
00:43:14,260 --> 00:43:15,828
[Farrah]
Nice work, both of you.
1004
00:43:15,828 --> 00:43:18,598
You've figured out that loyalty
and love for each other
1005
00:43:18,598 --> 00:43:21,200
will prevail in any situation.
1006
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:22,835
[beeping, door opens]
1007
00:43:24,070 --> 00:43:25,404
I can't choose you.
1008
00:43:25,404 --> 00:43:26,572
Some people just,
they're not--
1009
00:43:26,572 --> 00:43:28,608
they're not meant
to be together.
1010
00:43:28,608 --> 00:43:31,944
And we will never be together!
1011
00:43:31,944 --> 00:43:34,213
What the hell!?
1012
00:43:34,213 --> 00:43:35,748
F-boy, f-bye.
1013
00:43:37,316 --> 00:43:38,985
Girl, I don't, uh...
1014
00:43:38,985 --> 00:43:40,987
I don't think you can kill
the queer people first anymore.
1015
00:43:40,987 --> 00:43:42,555
Just die.
1016
00:43:43,356 --> 00:43:44,524
I, I, wait, please.
1017
00:43:44,524 --> 00:43:46,559
I, I...
1018
00:43:49,495 --> 00:43:51,964
[weakly] You got any aspirin?
1019
00:43:51,964 --> 00:43:53,966
[death rattle]
1020
00:43:53,966 --> 00:43:56,969
Oh honey, I didn't
mean to scare you.
1021
00:43:56,969 --> 00:44:00,139
[creaking]
[muffled whimpers]
1022
00:44:00,139 --> 00:44:01,574
I meant to kill you!
1023
00:44:01,574 --> 00:44:05,144
[frantic muffled whimpers]
1024
00:44:13,319 --> 00:44:15,021
Our first elimination.
1025
00:44:16,422 --> 00:44:17,590
You know what?
1026
00:44:17,590 --> 00:44:19,658
I think I want some
pineapple juice.
1027
00:44:19,658 --> 00:44:20,860
I'm gonna get me
some pineapple juice.
1028
00:44:20,860 --> 00:44:23,195
-You want some pineapple juice?
-What?
1029
00:44:23,195 --> 00:44:24,630
Kristen, this, this
wasn't supposed to be
1030
00:44:24,630 --> 00:44:26,665
a part of the eliminations.
1031
00:44:26,665 --> 00:44:28,501
[Kristen] Excuse me?
1032
00:44:28,501 --> 00:44:30,803
Kristen, I loved them!
1033
00:44:30,803 --> 00:44:32,104
Come on.
1034
00:44:32,104 --> 00:44:33,372
Quincy? Zion?
1035
00:44:33,372 --> 00:44:35,708
What's wrong with you, okay?
1036
00:44:35,708 --> 00:44:39,545
I, I'm not gonna be a
part of this anymore.
1037
00:44:39,545 --> 00:44:41,113
I'm done.
1038
00:44:41,113 --> 00:44:43,215
[Kristen] Terry!
1039
00:44:43,215 --> 00:44:46,652
If Chris Harrison can be
replaced, so can you!
1040
00:44:46,652 --> 00:44:49,622
But first, I have a question.
1041
00:44:49,622 --> 00:44:54,693
[seagulls squawking]
[sinister music]
1042
00:44:54,693 --> 00:44:56,762
When you were a scrawny preteen
1043
00:44:56,762 --> 00:44:59,065
being bullied for your
butt-ugly pimple face
1044
00:44:59,065 --> 00:45:02,668
that made even your own mother
and your uncle Larry vomit--
1045
00:45:02,668 --> 00:45:04,036
you remember your uncle Larry!
1046
00:45:04,036 --> 00:45:05,738
[retches] He'd look at you--
[retches]
1047
00:45:05,738 --> 00:45:07,106
I said, "Don't do
that, Uncle Larry!"
1048
00:45:07,106 --> 00:45:09,675
[retches]
1049
00:45:09,675 --> 00:45:10,676
"Your face! Your face!"
1050
00:45:10,676 --> 00:45:13,813
Who was by your side?
1051
00:45:13,813 --> 00:45:14,880
Me.
1052
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:17,049
Only me.
1053
00:45:17,049 --> 00:45:20,619
You remember when you
were a scared metrosexual
1054
00:45:20,619 --> 00:45:24,490
in the Marines--oorah, huh?
1055
00:45:24,490 --> 00:45:28,527
Being bullied by all
those manly men...
1056
00:45:28,527 --> 00:45:30,596
because you decided
to stay up all night
1057
00:45:30,596 --> 00:45:33,132
binging Are You the One?
1058
00:45:33,132 --> 00:45:35,468
Who did you call?
Who you gonna call?
1059
00:45:35,468 --> 00:45:38,170
Not Ghostbusters.
You called me!
1060
00:45:38,170 --> 00:45:42,641
I have always been the
only person by your side.
1061
00:45:42,641 --> 00:45:43,909
Devin was there before too.
1062
00:45:43,909 --> 00:45:45,411
We're not talkin' about Devin!
1063
00:45:45,411 --> 00:45:48,314
For the first time in my life,
we're talking about me.
1064
00:45:48,314 --> 00:45:50,850
I have always been the
only one by your side,
1065
00:45:50,850 --> 00:45:53,552
and the least I deserve
is for you to be by mine
1066
00:45:53,552 --> 00:45:55,855
while I fight for love.
1067
00:45:55,855 --> 00:45:57,656
I am doing what I have to do
1068
00:45:57,656 --> 00:46:00,359
to get at least one of
these couples reunited.
1069
00:46:00,359 --> 00:46:02,094
I already lost one couple.
1070
00:46:02,094 --> 00:46:04,230
Terry, this is what
we decided to do.
1071
00:46:04,230 --> 00:46:07,366
This is what we promised!
We are fighting for love.
1072
00:46:07,366 --> 00:46:09,568
Don't you want that?
1073
00:46:09,568 --> 00:46:13,873
[tense music]
1074
00:46:13,873 --> 00:46:15,608
Yes.
1075
00:46:15,608 --> 00:46:18,344
[affectionate chuckling]
1076
00:46:18,344 --> 00:46:19,678
I know you do.
1077
00:46:19,678 --> 00:46:22,781
You love love
like I love love, don't you?
1078
00:46:22,781 --> 00:46:24,383
You know what would
make you feel better?
1079
00:46:24,383 --> 00:46:27,186
Pineapple juice!
Mm-hmm.
1080
00:46:27,186 --> 00:46:28,888
In a golden season
finale chalice.
1081
00:46:28,888 --> 00:46:30,689
-Come on, let's go.
-Okay.
1082
00:46:30,689 --> 00:46:33,759
Let's go, here we go.
Come on!
1083
00:46:35,494 --> 00:46:41,634
[sinister music]
1084
00:46:50,676 --> 00:46:53,345
Damn, what
the hell happened to y'all?
1085
00:46:53,345 --> 00:46:55,381
AJ had sex with my mother.
1086
00:46:55,381 --> 00:46:57,116
[Hugh laughs]
1087
00:46:57,116 --> 00:47:00,419
Well, technically it
wasn't traditional sex.
1088
00:47:00,419 --> 00:47:03,389
It was primarily backdoor.
1089
00:47:03,389 --> 00:47:06,859
I'm just keeping it one-hundo.
1090
00:47:06,859 --> 00:47:10,129
Well, I'm just happy
everyone is okay.
1091
00:47:10,129 --> 00:47:11,964
So did you two have the
pleasure of confirming
1092
00:47:11,964 --> 00:47:15,267
all the reasons why
you broke up too?
1093
00:47:15,267 --> 00:47:17,903
Not really, actually.
1094
00:47:17,903 --> 00:47:20,839
Where are those two
super trashy toxic peeps
1095
00:47:20,839 --> 00:47:23,943
who clearly never had any
chance of winning anything?
1096
00:47:23,943 --> 00:47:26,879
Terry, what's going on?
1097
00:47:26,879 --> 00:47:28,581
I know torturing us
and hurting us
1098
00:47:28,581 --> 00:47:30,482
could not have been
part of your plan.
1099
00:47:30,482 --> 00:47:32,084
Look...
1100
00:47:32,084 --> 00:47:34,587
I know you went through a lot
of pain after losing Devin,
1101
00:47:34,587 --> 00:47:36,956
and it resulted it in this
codependency with Kristen,
1102
00:47:36,956 --> 00:47:38,290
but you don't have to torture--
1103
00:47:38,290 --> 00:47:40,726
I'm not torturing you!
1104
00:47:40,726 --> 00:47:42,561
Look, this, this was just
supposed to be some,
1105
00:47:42,561 --> 00:47:44,563
some, some harmless games.
1106
00:47:44,563 --> 00:47:48,867
[tense music]
1107
00:47:48,867 --> 00:47:51,937
Today marks a very,
very sad day for me.
1108
00:47:51,937 --> 00:47:54,940
A year ago today,
my fiancée, Devin, passed.
1109
00:47:54,940 --> 00:47:56,275
[gasps for air]
1110
00:47:56,275 --> 00:47:57,776
[Terry] Came completely
out of the blue.
1111
00:47:57,776 --> 00:47:59,278
Okay?
1112
00:47:59,278 --> 00:48:00,746
And...
1113
00:48:00,746 --> 00:48:02,548
Kristen and I, we...
1114
00:48:02,548 --> 00:48:05,884
just need to
believe that love...
1115
00:48:05,884 --> 00:48:07,586
love is possible again.
1116
00:48:07,586 --> 00:48:09,989
[Kristen] Exactly right, Terry.
1117
00:48:09,989 --> 00:48:12,458
We need something to celebrate.
1118
00:48:12,458 --> 00:48:18,397
Only the best rosé in our
season finale gold chalice.
1119
00:48:18,397 --> 00:48:22,134
Terry, please do us
the honors by serving us.
1120
00:48:25,504 --> 00:48:29,375
Now that you have successfully
completed your Truth Booth
1121
00:48:29,375 --> 00:48:32,177
and Shack of Secrets...
1122
00:48:32,177 --> 00:48:35,414
you are now one step closer...
1123
00:48:35,414 --> 00:48:38,217
[grunts]
1124
00:48:38,217 --> 00:48:41,654
...to being your
perfect matches.
1125
00:48:41,654 --> 00:48:43,856
And I have--hold on--
1126
00:48:43,856 --> 00:48:46,025
a little speech in here.
1127
00:48:46,025 --> 00:48:48,594
"If you feel you have your
perfect matches, then lock in--"
1128
00:48:48,594 --> 00:48:49,862
Oh!
1129
00:48:49,862 --> 00:48:51,497
[horror music]
1130
00:48:51,497 --> 00:48:52,965
-Oh shit!
-Oh my gosh!
1131
00:48:52,965 --> 00:48:54,900
[frantic chatter]
1132
00:48:54,900 --> 00:48:55,868
He's bleeding!
1133
00:48:55,868 --> 00:48:57,369
That's real!
1134
00:48:57,369 --> 00:48:58,904
Is that Zion!?
1135
00:48:58,904 --> 00:49:01,240
[Zion screams]
1136
00:49:01,240 --> 00:49:03,909
Dude, this is so embarassing.
1137
00:49:03,909 --> 00:49:06,245
[Zion moans]
1138
00:49:06,245 --> 00:49:07,813
Terry...
1139
00:49:07,813 --> 00:49:09,882
Oh my god,
will he just die?
1140
00:49:09,882 --> 00:49:10,000
[doorbell rings]
1141
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,183
[doorbell rings]
1142
00:49:11,183 --> 00:49:12,384
What!?
1143
00:49:13,485 --> 00:49:16,155
[whimpers]
1144
00:49:16,155 --> 00:49:17,589
Harold!
1145
00:49:17,589 --> 00:49:20,659
Oh, that dinosaur has worse
timing than a commercial break.
1146
00:49:20,659 --> 00:49:22,661
Lock all of them in the room.
1147
00:49:22,661 --> 00:49:24,663
I've gotta take care of Harold!
1148
00:49:24,663 --> 00:49:25,931
Take it easy, take it easy.
1149
00:49:25,931 --> 00:49:27,399
[Kristen] Help me, come on!
1150
00:49:27,399 --> 00:49:28,801
Sorry. I'm sorry.
1151
00:49:28,801 --> 00:49:30,202
-Terry--
-Please.
1152
00:49:30,202 --> 00:49:31,437
What are you doing?
Come on!
1153
00:49:31,437 --> 00:49:33,005
Please, I'm sorry.
1154
00:49:33,005 --> 00:49:34,273
-Eww.
-I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
1155
00:49:34,273 --> 00:49:35,841
just please...
1156
00:49:36,875 --> 00:49:38,777
Oh, great!
1157
00:49:38,777 --> 00:49:41,080
So what the hell are
we supposed to do now?
1158
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:42,414
Lexy got something
that might work,
1159
00:49:42,414 --> 00:49:43,782
but we need to hurry.
1160
00:49:43,782 --> 00:49:45,884
Get up!
1161
00:49:45,884 --> 00:49:47,219
What?
1162
00:49:47,219 --> 00:49:48,587
[grunts]
1163
00:49:49,922 --> 00:49:51,757
[Kristen] Listen here,
prehistoric penis!
1164
00:49:51,757 --> 00:49:53,492
I am trying to save the future
1165
00:49:53,492 --> 00:49:55,794
of the world's last
two greatest couples.
1166
00:49:55,794 --> 00:49:56,895
What do you want!?
1167
00:49:56,895 --> 00:49:58,263
Our date!
I'm here to pick you up.
1168
00:49:58,263 --> 00:49:59,965
Remember?
I said I'd come tonight.
1169
00:49:59,965 --> 00:50:02,901
Listen, Harold, your
forgetfulness is in overdrive.
1170
00:50:02,901 --> 00:50:04,069
There is no date.
1171
00:50:04,069 --> 00:50:06,405
There never was one,
never will be.
1172
00:50:06,405 --> 00:50:09,508
Don't you wanna take
a chance on love?
1173
00:50:09,508 --> 00:50:10,843
I did.
1174
00:50:10,843 --> 00:50:13,078
But there's only one
man in the world for me.
1175
00:50:13,078 --> 00:50:15,247
And I've come to accept
that without him,
1176
00:50:15,247 --> 00:50:18,517
I can now share the love
of my favorite TV stars.
1177
00:50:18,517 --> 00:50:22,588
But you, Harold,
you're not Andy, nor a TV star.
1178
00:50:22,588 --> 00:50:24,490
Well, actually, back in 1965,
1179
00:50:24,490 --> 00:50:26,225
I applied to be on
The Dating Game .
1180
00:50:26,225 --> 00:50:28,360
You see, back then
we didn't have no reality TV,
1181
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:30,863
just game shows on
the regular networks.
1182
00:50:30,863 --> 00:50:33,265
I could've been a TV star.
1183
00:50:33,265 --> 00:50:35,200
A TV star?
1184
00:50:38,212 --> 00:50:40,247
[Lexy] The room is literally
just down the hall.
1185
00:50:40,247 --> 00:50:43,017
-Follow me.
-All right, AJ, you up.
1186
00:50:43,017 --> 00:50:46,086
No, no, I don't really
know how to say this,
1187
00:50:46,086 --> 00:50:49,590
but, um, yeah, I'm gonna
have a little bit of trouble
1188
00:50:49,590 --> 00:50:51,559
climbing up there because...
1189
00:50:51,559 --> 00:50:53,794
because, well, earlier...
1190
00:50:53,794 --> 00:50:55,229
my, uh...
1191
00:50:55,229 --> 00:50:57,131
-both my nuts...
-[Hugh] [sympathetic grunt]
1192
00:50:57,131 --> 00:50:59,900
...they sort of, uh...
1193
00:50:59,900 --> 00:51:02,403
-They exploded.
-[Hugh] [sympathetic grunt]
1194
00:51:02,403 --> 00:51:04,505
[tense music]
1195
00:51:04,505 --> 00:51:06,907
[grunting]
1196
00:51:09,076 --> 00:51:10,277
I can help you.
Come on.
1197
00:51:10,277 --> 00:51:11,612
[AJ] Are you serious?
-I got you, yes.
1198
00:51:11,612 --> 00:51:12,713
[AJ] Thank you.
1199
00:51:12,713 --> 00:51:13,881
Come in here.
Give me a hug.
1200
00:51:13,881 --> 00:51:16,717
Oh...[laughs]
Yeah, you're welcome.
1201
00:51:16,717 --> 00:51:20,621
[tense music]
1202
00:51:20,621 --> 00:51:22,723
Hey, to the left.
1203
00:51:22,723 --> 00:51:24,725
All right, uh, we got the vent.
1204
00:51:24,725 --> 00:51:27,161
-We gotta go to the vent.
-Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1205
00:51:28,863 --> 00:51:31,699
No, no, no.
Whew, whew, whew.
1206
00:51:31,699 --> 00:51:35,436
[pants]
1207
00:51:35,436 --> 00:51:37,505
[sobs quietly]
1208
00:51:39,673 --> 00:51:43,444
[pants]
1209
00:51:44,612 --> 00:51:47,481
Harold, I don't know what
part of no you don't understand,
1210
00:51:47,481 --> 00:51:49,517
so let me be very clear.
1211
00:51:49,517 --> 00:51:53,354
I am never, ever,
ever going anywhere,
1212
00:51:53,354 --> 00:51:57,958
not a zilch, crackin'
nowhere with you, player!
1213
00:51:57,958 --> 00:51:59,960
Pops! Whatever!
1214
00:51:59,960 --> 00:52:03,564
Even if my very
life depended on it.
1215
00:52:03,564 --> 00:52:04,965
Oh, all right.
1216
00:52:04,965 --> 00:52:08,636
I can take a hint.
1217
00:52:08,636 --> 00:52:11,939
Let's just order in then, hm?
1218
00:52:11,939 --> 00:52:13,374
Goodbye.
1219
00:52:13,374 --> 00:52:15,910
[upbeat music]
1220
00:52:15,910 --> 00:52:17,177
I'm not sure how
much time we have,
1221
00:52:17,177 --> 00:52:18,712
so I just say unplug
the whole thing.
1222
00:52:18,712 --> 00:52:21,849
No, no, no, no, that can only
make things worse for us.
1223
00:52:21,849 --> 00:52:23,083
A hard shutdown could cause
1224
00:52:23,083 --> 00:52:25,152
severe hard drive corruption
issues.
1225
00:52:25,152 --> 00:52:27,988
Might even lock the whole
security system in place.
1226
00:52:27,988 --> 00:52:30,291
I learned that first year
studying this stuff.
1227
00:52:30,291 --> 00:52:32,860
-Studying what stuff?
-Software engineering.
1228
00:52:32,860 --> 00:52:35,129
[Others] You're a
software engineer?
1229
00:52:35,129 --> 00:52:37,031
Uh, yeah, I tried to
tell you guys earlier,
1230
00:52:37,031 --> 00:52:38,432
but you just kept saying
1231
00:52:38,432 --> 00:52:41,068
let the smart people
make the math charts.
1232
00:52:41,068 --> 00:52:43,704
I thought you were a
professional surfing enthusiast.
1233
00:52:43,704 --> 00:52:46,140
No, the producers just said
it'd be better for the edit
1234
00:52:46,140 --> 00:52:49,843
if I fit the, quote,
"California bro character."
1235
00:52:49,843 --> 00:52:51,845
Okay, I'm gathering
the IP address
1236
00:52:51,845 --> 00:52:53,180
and signature information
1237
00:52:53,180 --> 00:52:55,282
to auto run a list of
factory set passwords.
1238
00:52:56,917 --> 00:52:58,485
It's gonna take a minute.
1239
00:52:58,485 --> 00:53:00,621
Well, hurry up.
We've got five minutes, tops.
1240
00:53:00,621 --> 00:53:02,323
Well, you do that.
1241
00:53:02,323 --> 00:53:04,992
Lex, we gotta go find a weapon.
Let's go.
1242
00:53:04,992 --> 00:53:10,564
♪ Wait and see,
they cut you down ♪
1243
00:53:10,564 --> 00:53:12,032
[Kristen grunts]
1244
00:53:12,032 --> 00:53:15,035
[upbeat music]
1245
00:53:15,035 --> 00:53:18,405
♪ Didn't fall in the groove ♪
1246
00:53:18,405 --> 00:53:22,343
♪ It sinks,
but it doesn't move ♪
1247
00:53:25,245 --> 00:53:28,749
♪ I hope to god
that I'm wrong ♪
1248
00:53:28,749 --> 00:53:31,652
♪ Maybe I am the fool ♪
1249
00:53:31,652 --> 00:53:35,422
♪ I give you all I have,
but I don't have much ♪
1250
00:53:35,422 --> 00:53:37,091
[buzzer]
1251
00:53:37,091 --> 00:53:41,595
♪ But it's true
Baby, it's all for you ♪
1252
00:53:41,595 --> 00:53:44,098
He's gotta have another
gun in here somewhere.
1253
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:47,267
There's gotta be something.
1254
00:53:47,267 --> 00:53:49,169
♪ But it's true ♪
1255
00:53:49,169 --> 00:53:52,473
♪ Baby, I would die for you ♪
1256
00:53:53,607 --> 00:53:56,276
[upbeat music]
1257
00:54:03,517 --> 00:54:08,656
♪ I've been broken
and sewed again ♪
1258
00:54:08,656 --> 00:54:13,027
♪ I've sunk to the bottom
and floated in space... ♪
1259
00:54:13,027 --> 00:54:17,031
[music slows, distorts]
1260
00:54:18,232 --> 00:54:20,267
-Hugh!
-What?
1261
00:54:20,267 --> 00:54:22,036
You come look at this.
1262
00:54:22,036 --> 00:54:25,939
[suspenseful music]
1263
00:54:25,939 --> 00:54:27,441
[Harold] Kristen!
1264
00:54:29,143 --> 00:54:31,345
Let me in!
1265
00:54:31,879 --> 00:54:33,547
I'll kill that old man.
1266
00:54:33,547 --> 00:54:35,983
Coming, Harold!
1267
00:54:35,983 --> 00:54:37,751
Get on my nerves!
1268
00:54:37,751 --> 00:54:39,953
What--
1269
00:54:39,953 --> 00:54:43,157
...the hell are you doing, Ter?
1270
00:54:44,391 --> 00:54:45,793
Damn it!
1271
00:54:45,793 --> 00:54:48,529
[suspenseful music]
1272
00:54:48,529 --> 00:54:49,897
[beep]
1273
00:54:49,897 --> 00:54:51,031
Could you be any slower?
1274
00:54:51,031 --> 00:54:52,199
Sixty more seconds.
1275
00:54:52,199 --> 00:54:54,001
I'm almost through the system.
1276
00:54:54,001 --> 00:54:55,069
[beep]
1277
00:54:56,937 --> 00:54:59,139
[creepy music]
1278
00:54:59,139 --> 00:55:01,175
Okay.
1279
00:55:01,875 --> 00:55:03,610
[Lexy] She's been stalking us.
1280
00:55:05,212 --> 00:55:06,780
That ain't all she done.
1281
00:55:06,780 --> 00:55:10,084
[horror music]
1282
00:55:10,084 --> 00:55:11,719
Oh, this is crazy.
1283
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:15,556
[Lexy] How long has
she been planning this?
1284
00:55:17,925 --> 00:55:19,359
Hurry up, Terry!
1285
00:55:19,359 --> 00:55:21,128
Harold's still
at the front door!
1286
00:55:22,196 --> 00:55:24,331
Damn it, Terry, hurry up!
1287
00:55:24,331 --> 00:55:26,166
I heard you the first time!
1288
00:55:29,803 --> 00:55:31,238
Look.
1289
00:55:31,238 --> 00:55:33,240
Look, look, look, look, look.
1290
00:55:34,475 --> 00:55:35,242
[beep]
1291
00:55:35,242 --> 00:55:37,000
Okay, here we go.
1292
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:37,010
Okay, here we go.
1293
00:55:37,010 --> 00:55:38,378
This is officially one of
1294
00:55:38,378 --> 00:55:40,114
the most important
moments of my life.
1295
00:55:40,114 --> 00:55:41,448
Wish me luck.
1296
00:55:45,986 --> 00:55:48,689
Hey!
All right, all the way.
1297
00:55:49,156 --> 00:55:50,491
Nice!
1298
00:55:50,491 --> 00:55:52,826
Ever since the first day
I saw you in pre-algebra,
1299
00:55:52,826 --> 00:55:54,228
I've loved you.
1300
00:55:54,228 --> 00:55:55,863
I mean, I know I wasn't
attractive enough for you
1301
00:55:55,863 --> 00:55:57,397
in high school, but...
1302
00:55:57,397 --> 00:55:59,032
for the past 15 years,
1303
00:55:59,032 --> 00:56:00,400
I've loved you.
1304
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:02,703
I mean, I've reconfigured
my whole life for you.
1305
00:56:02,703 --> 00:56:06,006
I started a multimillion-dollar
flower sealant business
1306
00:56:06,006 --> 00:56:07,040
just for you.
1307
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:08,609
I've made myself
perfect for you.
1308
00:56:08,609 --> 00:56:11,378
I got a nose job and I
replaced two missing teeth,
1309
00:56:11,378 --> 00:56:13,280
and I'm getting eye surgery
next month.
1310
00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:16,450
So, Andy Whitworth...
1311
00:56:16,450 --> 00:56:19,720
can we spend the rest
of our lives together?
1312
00:56:19,720 --> 00:56:20,754
Huh?
1313
00:56:20,754 --> 00:56:23,457
Hey, wait, you're
the one who stabbed
1314
00:56:23,457 --> 00:56:26,860
Lisa Miller in the eye at prom.
1315
00:56:28,529 --> 00:56:29,997
Okay, Arty that's,
that's enough.
1316
00:56:29,997 --> 00:56:31,865
That's you. [laughs]
1317
00:56:32,866 --> 00:56:34,668
Okay, all right.
1318
00:56:34,668 --> 00:56:38,338
[melancholy music]
1319
00:56:38,338 --> 00:56:40,741
Hey, it's not that you
weren't...
1320
00:56:40,741 --> 00:56:42,676
attractive enough for me
in high school.
1321
00:56:42,676 --> 00:56:44,778
You thought I was attractive?
[gasps] Oh my god!
1322
00:56:44,778 --> 00:56:47,748
Clearly I wasn't straightforward
enough back then, but...
1323
00:56:47,748 --> 00:56:49,550
we hardly said two words
to each other.
1324
00:56:49,550 --> 00:56:52,052
-I was a little shy, yeah.
-You seemed interesting.
1325
00:56:52,052 --> 00:56:53,253
[Friend] No way!
[friends laughing]
1326
00:56:53,253 --> 00:56:54,822
[Kristen] Oh, you
think I'm interesting!
1327
00:56:54,822 --> 00:56:57,291
[Andy] No, Kristen, you don't
have to change anything
1328
00:56:57,291 --> 00:56:58,659
about yourself.
1329
00:56:58,659 --> 00:57:01,395
About your look or your career.
1330
00:57:01,395 --> 00:57:03,463
It's not about any
of those things.
1331
00:57:03,463 --> 00:57:05,332
It's just about you.
1332
00:57:05,332 --> 00:57:08,435
I'm not into you.
1333
00:57:08,435 --> 00:57:11,205
I could never be into you.
1334
00:57:11,205 --> 00:57:13,373
And I know you think
some big gesture of love
1335
00:57:13,373 --> 00:57:15,542
could somehow win
me over, but...
1336
00:57:15,542 --> 00:57:18,946
it can't now, and it can't ever.
1337
00:57:18,946 --> 00:57:20,647
Ouch!
1338
00:57:20,647 --> 00:57:22,115
It's just the fake romantic shit
1339
00:57:22,115 --> 00:57:25,052
you see on those
reality dating shows.
1340
00:57:25,052 --> 00:57:26,320
It's not real life.
1341
00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:28,488
[crying] No.
1342
00:57:28,488 --> 00:57:30,424
[Friend]
Say goodbye, buddy!
1343
00:57:30,424 --> 00:57:35,128
[dramatic music]
1344
00:57:35,128 --> 00:57:37,731
[crying]
1345
00:57:39,233 --> 00:57:40,534
You see how this is
starting to make sense?
1346
00:57:40,534 --> 00:57:42,970
Mm-hmm.
Her villain origin story.
1347
00:57:45,239 --> 00:57:47,274
Look!
1348
00:57:48,141 --> 00:57:53,247
Andy Whitworth, age 33.
1349
00:57:53,247 --> 00:57:57,251
Schoolteacher dies.
1350
00:57:57,251 --> 00:57:59,419
Unexplained sudden seizure.
1351
00:57:59,419 --> 00:58:04,892
[suspenseful music]
1352
00:58:07,361 --> 00:58:08,929
Holy shit, my phone!
1353
00:58:08,929 --> 00:58:10,297
[phone chimes]
1354
00:58:10,297 --> 00:58:13,300
And I've got
2300 notifications.
1355
00:58:13,300 --> 00:58:15,636
-Okay, call 911.
-I will, I will.
1356
00:58:15,636 --> 00:58:16,870
I just need to super
quickly respond
1357
00:58:16,870 --> 00:58:18,305
to these follow requests,
okay, super quick.
1358
00:58:18,305 --> 00:58:19,873
Sienna, call someone!
1359
00:58:19,873 --> 00:58:21,341
Or at least post that
we're in trouble.
1360
00:58:21,341 --> 00:58:22,743
I'm doing it!
1361
00:58:22,743 --> 00:58:24,144
[sighs]
1362
00:58:24,144 --> 00:58:26,880
[beeping]
1363
00:58:30,617 --> 00:58:32,953
Will you go online
and like my post?
1364
00:58:32,953 --> 00:58:35,756
[beeping]
1365
00:58:35,756 --> 00:58:39,459
Okay, we're in!
1366
00:58:41,328 --> 00:58:43,030
Not now, we gotta go.
1367
00:58:45,866 --> 00:58:47,935
Kristen!
1368
00:58:47,935 --> 00:58:49,970
[beeping, door opens]
1369
00:58:53,840 --> 00:58:56,877
[grunting]
1370
00:58:56,877 --> 00:58:58,745
[suspenseful music]
1371
00:58:58,745 --> 00:59:00,414
I'm sorry, Z.
1372
00:59:00,414 --> 00:59:02,215
What the hell are
you doing up there?
1373
00:59:02,215 --> 00:59:03,383
This is not the time for
1374
00:59:03,383 --> 00:59:05,419
a reality show
confessional, Terry!
1375
00:59:05,419 --> 00:59:06,653
[watch beeping]
1376
00:59:06,653 --> 00:59:08,055
What!?
1377
00:59:10,023 --> 00:59:12,592
I have to go reactivate
the alarm system.
1378
00:59:14,027 --> 00:59:18,999
[creepy music]
1379
00:59:32,112 --> 00:59:33,880
Holy mother of god...
1380
00:59:35,916 --> 00:59:36,984
[groans]
1381
00:59:36,984 --> 00:59:38,785
No means no, Harold!
1382
00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:43,390
How did the security
system get dismantled?
1383
00:59:43,390 --> 00:59:45,092
Terry!
1384
00:59:45,092 --> 00:59:47,828
[grunts]
[corpse splashes]
1385
00:59:50,539 --> 00:59:55,578
[suspenseful music]
1386
01:00:03,285 --> 01:00:06,088
[Hugh] And now we're here.
1387
01:00:06,088 --> 01:00:10,259
It's just all so hard, you know?
1388
01:00:10,259 --> 01:00:12,862
I know I have to
propose tomorrow.
1389
01:00:12,862 --> 01:00:17,199
But the truth is, I don't
know which girl to choose.
1390
01:00:17,199 --> 01:00:20,236
Lexy, you know that's fake.
1391
01:00:20,236 --> 01:00:22,805
This is all...
1392
01:00:22,805 --> 01:00:24,907
They made me say
this for good TV.
1393
01:00:24,907 --> 01:00:27,643
How do I know they also didn't
convince you to choose me?
1394
01:00:27,643 --> 01:00:29,712
We also made for good TV.
1395
01:00:29,712 --> 01:00:32,515
[Hugh] [sighs]
Here goes...somethin'.
1396
01:00:32,515 --> 01:00:35,551
Forget it.
Doesn't matter.
1397
01:00:35,551 --> 01:00:36,685
I was dumb to think these shows
1398
01:00:36,685 --> 01:00:39,088
could ever foster
real relationships.
1399
01:00:42,758 --> 01:00:45,361
No, no, no!
This couldn't be, man!
1400
01:00:45,361 --> 01:00:47,229
I unlocked the entire
frickin' house!
1401
01:00:47,229 --> 01:00:50,599
[suspenseful music]
1402
01:00:50,599 --> 01:00:53,135
Unless someone
reactivated the system.
1403
01:00:53,135 --> 01:00:54,870
Let's check the front, come on.
1404
01:00:54,870 --> 01:00:57,940
[grunts]
1405
01:00:58,441 --> 01:00:59,975
Aaah!
1406
01:01:00,476 --> 01:01:02,144
Aaah!
1407
01:01:02,144 --> 01:01:03,379
Oh my god!
1408
01:01:03,379 --> 01:01:04,680
You're worse than
a reality show villain
1409
01:01:04,680 --> 01:01:06,048
they won't eliminate.
1410
01:01:06,048 --> 01:01:07,183
Just when I thought
1411
01:01:07,183 --> 01:01:09,452
we were all
falling back in love again...
1412
01:01:09,452 --> 01:01:12,054
[Sienna] I don't think
you get it, asshole.
1413
01:01:12,054 --> 01:01:15,991
AJ and I are never,
ever getting back together!
1414
01:01:15,991 --> 01:01:17,193
-No.
-Yeah.
1415
01:01:17,193 --> 01:01:18,694
-No.
-Yeah, that's right!
1416
01:01:18,694 --> 01:01:21,030
The only reason I ever
signed up for the dumb show
1417
01:01:21,030 --> 01:01:22,498
was for the followers.
1418
01:01:22,498 --> 01:01:24,900
AJ and I were never in love.
1419
01:01:24,900 --> 01:01:26,869
I just wanted to
be an influencer.
1420
01:01:26,869 --> 01:01:27,870
[screeches]
1421
01:01:27,870 --> 01:01:29,672
[grunts]
1422
01:01:29,672 --> 01:01:33,342
You...are...lying!
1423
01:01:33,342 --> 01:01:37,980
You...were...in...love!!!
1424
01:01:39,181 --> 01:01:40,916
[growls]
1425
01:01:40,916 --> 01:01:42,418
[Kristen screams]
1426
01:01:42,418 --> 01:01:44,753
[grunts]
1427
01:01:45,387 --> 01:01:46,822
[fires two shots]
1428
01:01:46,822 --> 01:01:50,059
[pants]
1429
01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:54,296
Finally!
Shoot him, you idiot!
1430
01:01:54,296 --> 01:01:56,832
No! No, no!
No--
1431
01:01:56,832 --> 01:01:58,100
No more violence, okay?
1432
01:01:58,100 --> 01:02:00,703
I, I, I'm not taking part
in any more violence.
1433
01:02:00,703 --> 01:02:03,372
Look, AJ and Sienna,
they never loved each other.
1434
01:02:03,372 --> 01:02:05,374
Ask AJ yourself.
He'll tell you.
1435
01:02:05,374 --> 01:02:09,211
AJ, why is it that you were
with Sienna the whole season?
1436
01:02:09,211 --> 01:02:10,446
Uh, honestly?
1437
01:02:10,446 --> 01:02:12,615
S-S-So I wouldn't
get eliminated.
1438
01:02:12,615 --> 01:02:14,917
Like, like, wouldn't you
pretend to date a girl
1439
01:02:14,917 --> 01:02:17,386
so you could stay in paradise
for the rest of the summer?
1440
01:02:17,386 --> 01:02:18,754
It's just a situationship!
1441
01:02:18,754 --> 01:02:19,622
[cocks gun]
Hey, hey--
1442
01:02:19,622 --> 01:02:21,257
[gunshot]
Whoa!
1443
01:02:21,257 --> 01:02:22,424
[pants]
1444
01:02:22,424 --> 01:02:23,492
Oh my god!
1445
01:02:23,492 --> 01:02:25,828
I just got shot!
1446
01:02:25,828 --> 01:02:28,364
This, this is what it
feels like to get shot!
1447
01:02:28,364 --> 01:02:29,865
[pants]
1448
01:02:29,865 --> 01:02:30,933
Cool.
1449
01:02:30,933 --> 01:02:32,167
[retches]
1450
01:02:32,167 --> 01:02:33,269
Not my carpet!
1451
01:02:34,503 --> 01:02:37,606
I feel so much better...
1452
01:02:37,606 --> 01:02:39,108
You are off the rails!
You are worse than
1453
01:02:39,108 --> 01:02:41,644
an eliminated
chick in a black SUV!
1454
01:02:41,644 --> 01:02:43,279
I'm not!
Shoot him again, okay?
1455
01:02:43,279 --> 01:02:45,514
Everybody knows a gunshot
to the shoulder does nothing!
1456
01:02:45,514 --> 01:02:46,515
-No.
-Yes.
1457
01:02:46,515 --> 01:02:47,449
-No.
-Yes.
1458
01:02:47,449 --> 01:02:48,584
-No.
-Yes!
1459
01:02:48,584 --> 01:02:49,852
[stammers]
1460
01:02:49,852 --> 01:02:51,654
What if you wanna do
a reunion special?
1461
01:02:51,654 --> 01:02:53,722
Oh, I didn't think about that.
1462
01:02:53,722 --> 01:02:55,324
[cocks gun, fires]
1463
01:02:55,324 --> 01:02:57,259
Oh my god!
1464
01:02:57,259 --> 01:03:01,330
Do I have to do every
damn thing around here!?
1465
01:03:02,164 --> 01:03:03,966
Those was real
gunshots this time.
1466
01:03:03,966 --> 01:03:06,168
-They were.
-We gotta go.
1467
01:03:07,102 --> 01:03:08,637
[Kristen] This is the
second time in 30 minutes
1468
01:03:08,637 --> 01:03:10,739
you have messed up.
You are making more mistakes
1469
01:03:10,739 --> 01:03:13,509
than a man on Euro Island .
Mm-hmm!
1470
01:03:13,509 --> 01:03:15,678
Kristen?
1471
01:03:15,678 --> 01:03:17,313
I can't be a part of this, okay?
1472
01:03:17,313 --> 01:03:18,781
I can't be a part of this!
1473
01:03:18,781 --> 01:03:22,318
What happened to love,
romanticism, and, and passion?
1474
01:03:22,318 --> 01:03:25,821
We find Lexy and Hugh,
or we're going to prison.
1475
01:03:25,821 --> 01:03:29,158
You do know there's no
endless streaming in prison.
1476
01:03:29,158 --> 01:03:32,795
Do you wanna miss the next
Vanessa and Nick show?
1477
01:03:32,795 --> 01:03:35,464
[suspenseful music]
1478
01:03:35,464 --> 01:03:37,533
No.
1479
01:03:37,533 --> 01:03:39,602
Well, then.
Help me cover the evidence,
1480
01:03:39,602 --> 01:03:43,472
because if I go down,
you go down.
1481
01:03:43,472 --> 01:03:46,609
Hmph!
I need to clean up my face.
1482
01:03:46,609 --> 01:03:49,645
[music continues]
1483
01:03:58,454 --> 01:03:59,655
Hurry, Hugh, close it!
1484
01:03:59,655 --> 01:04:01,023
I'm trying!
1485
01:04:03,258 --> 01:04:07,162
[music continues]
1486
01:04:15,070 --> 01:04:16,338
[clank]
1487
01:04:17,473 --> 01:04:19,308
Shhiit.
1488
01:04:21,910 --> 01:04:24,980
Hey, hey, what are you two...
1489
01:04:24,980 --> 01:04:26,749
-[Kristen] Don't interrupt them.
-[Terry] ...doing?
1490
01:04:26,749 --> 01:04:28,584
-Mm!
-Woo!
1491
01:04:28,584 --> 01:04:33,389
[sexy music]
1492
01:04:33,389 --> 01:04:34,990
Oh, this not the Boom Boom Room?
1493
01:04:34,990 --> 01:04:36,725
We thought we locked the door.
We didn't lock the door?
1494
01:04:36,725 --> 01:04:38,527
There's no Boom Boom Room
in the villa.
1495
01:04:38,527 --> 01:04:39,762
Not in the villa.
1496
01:04:39,762 --> 01:04:42,097
He, he meant the Fantasy Suites.
1497
01:04:42,097 --> 01:04:44,333
Yeah, yeah, we thought this
was the Fantasy Suites.
1498
01:04:44,333 --> 01:04:47,970
This is...way fancier
and more elaborate
1499
01:04:47,970 --> 01:04:50,000
than a cheap Boom Boom Room.
1500
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:50,739
than a cheap Boom Boom Room.
1501
01:04:52,675 --> 01:04:53,976
Thanks to all your
generous efforts,
1502
01:04:53,976 --> 01:04:56,712
Hugh and I were just
feeling really, um...
1503
01:04:56,712 --> 01:04:57,646
-really...
-[Hugh] Horny.
1504
01:04:57,646 --> 01:04:59,114
-Yup, horny.
-Hot.
1505
01:04:59,114 --> 01:05:00,783
Hey, look, we, we
just wanted to hook up
1506
01:05:00,783 --> 01:05:03,018
before the matchmaking ceremony.
1507
01:05:07,656 --> 01:05:09,458
Hey, hey, hey!
1508
01:05:09,458 --> 01:05:11,160
[cocks gun]
1509
01:05:12,528 --> 01:05:15,230
What is that, sweet Lex?
1510
01:05:15,230 --> 01:05:16,699
Oh, oh, this?
1511
01:05:16,699 --> 01:05:19,201
It's for us, for--
1512
01:05:19,201 --> 01:05:21,670
for, for Hugh and I.
For the, uh...
1513
01:05:21,670 --> 01:05:23,572
-For the sex.
-The sex.
1514
01:05:23,572 --> 01:05:25,808
Look, we way more kinkier
than they made us out to be.
1515
01:05:25,808 --> 01:05:27,242
-Mm-hmm.
-You know, BDSM?
1516
01:05:27,242 --> 01:05:29,211
That's not suitable
for television.
1517
01:05:29,211 --> 01:05:30,813
BDSM?
1518
01:05:30,813 --> 01:05:32,514
With a virgin?
1519
01:05:32,514 --> 01:05:33,916
Mm-hmm.
1520
01:05:33,916 --> 01:05:36,018
Well, you know what
Nick and Vanessa always say.
1521
01:05:36,018 --> 01:05:38,187
It's always helpful if
you try a new partner.
1522
01:05:41,123 --> 01:05:45,728
-Ahh...
-[nervous laughter]
1523
01:05:45,728 --> 01:05:47,429
[Kristen cackles]
1524
01:05:47,429 --> 01:05:50,766
-[Hugh & Lexy whimper]
-[Kristen laughs giddily]
1525
01:05:54,369 --> 01:05:58,140
[harp music]
1526
01:06:02,211 --> 01:06:04,513
-Kristen.
-You can't join, Terry.
1527
01:06:04,513 --> 01:06:05,848
Excuse me,
sorry to interrupt.
1528
01:06:05,848 --> 01:06:08,283
Uh, uh, uh, listen.
You, um, you wanna see this.
1529
01:06:08,283 --> 01:06:09,485
What!?
1530
01:06:14,523 --> 01:06:15,891
[Terry] She tagged our location.
1531
01:06:15,891 --> 01:06:18,360
This girl is so
annoying in person!
1532
01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:19,962
Exactly. In any minute,
we'll have all of
1533
01:06:19,962 --> 01:06:22,731
her 2.4 million followers
here unannounced.
1534
01:06:22,731 --> 01:06:25,134
Oh, Chrissakes!
You know what?
1535
01:06:25,134 --> 01:06:27,903
Put them in the basement
and I'll go bury the bodies.
1536
01:06:27,903 --> 01:06:29,905
No, no!
Why don't you leave us here?
1537
01:06:29,905 --> 01:06:31,907
Yeah, we swear,
we won't go nowhere!
1538
01:06:31,907 --> 01:06:34,009
No, the basement
is better, okay?
1539
01:06:34,009 --> 01:06:35,978
It'll just be for a few weeks.
1540
01:06:35,978 --> 01:06:37,880
A couple of months
tops, all right?
1541
01:06:37,880 --> 01:06:40,582
This has to blow over.
It'll fly by
1542
01:06:40,582 --> 01:06:43,051
quicker than your virginity.
Hah!
1543
01:06:43,051 --> 01:06:45,387
-We'll never survive that!
-Yeah, I don't wanna die--
1544
01:06:45,387 --> 01:06:47,456
Enough, enough, enough!
1545
01:06:49,258 --> 01:06:51,894
Look, I'm not gonna
hurt you, all right?
1546
01:06:51,894 --> 01:06:55,164
I'm also not going to prison
without any streaming
1547
01:06:55,164 --> 01:06:57,466
I hear they're finally, finally
1548
01:06:57,466 --> 01:06:59,201
doing another season
of Are You the One?
1549
01:06:59,201 --> 01:07:02,004
Oof!
1550
01:07:02,004 --> 01:07:03,806
I'm not gonna miss it.
1551
01:07:03,806 --> 01:07:05,674
Move out, let's go.
1552
01:07:05,674 --> 01:07:07,543
[cocks gun]
Move out!
1553
01:07:09,745 --> 01:07:11,346
I knew you weren't
no damn virgin.
1554
01:07:15,025 --> 01:07:18,595
Let's go.
Come on, let's go.
1555
01:07:18,595 --> 01:07:20,631
-Listen, Terry...
-Move.
1556
01:07:20,631 --> 01:07:21,832
We know you're a good person.
1557
01:07:21,832 --> 01:07:23,467
And we know a lot
of what's going on--
1558
01:07:23,467 --> 01:07:24,668
Shut up, shut up.
1559
01:07:24,668 --> 01:07:25,669
--goes against what
you believe in.
1560
01:07:25,669 --> 01:07:27,071
No, you don't know me.
Let's go.
1561
01:07:27,071 --> 01:07:28,739
[Lexy] We know you
well enough to know
1562
01:07:28,739 --> 01:07:30,040
you have a large
capacity to love,
1563
01:07:30,040 --> 01:07:31,608
and that there's
been only person
1564
01:07:31,608 --> 01:07:32,810
to truly recognize that.
1565
01:07:32,810 --> 01:07:36,180
You found your soulmate
in Devin, Terry.
1566
01:07:36,180 --> 01:07:38,315
You know how many people search
their entire lives for that
1567
01:07:38,315 --> 01:07:39,750
and never find it?
1568
01:07:39,750 --> 01:07:41,852
You found it.
1569
01:07:41,852 --> 01:07:46,090
Look, we know her death
has been difficult,
1570
01:07:46,090 --> 01:07:48,025
-but think about what--
-Just shut up, please!
1571
01:07:48,025 --> 01:07:50,227
-Shut up!
-[Lexy] Okay.
1572
01:07:50,227 --> 01:07:53,831
I do not have the
mental bandwidth
1573
01:07:53,831 --> 01:07:55,532
to deal with this today.
Let's go.
1574
01:07:57,835 --> 01:08:00,471
Devin died a year
ago today, thank you.
1575
01:08:00,471 --> 01:08:04,441
[Devin gasping for air]
1576
01:08:04,441 --> 01:08:06,343
[Hugh] So you can honor
Devin and her memory--
1577
01:08:06,343 --> 01:08:08,645
Hey!
1578
01:08:08,645 --> 01:08:11,281
Enough of the Devin talk.
1579
01:08:11,281 --> 01:08:12,683
I'm already having
a hard enough time
1580
01:08:12,683 --> 01:08:15,452
getting the image of her seizing
to death out of my brain.
1581
01:08:20,224 --> 01:08:22,192
[tense music]
1582
01:08:22,192 --> 01:08:23,660
-Car-fent-anil.
-Yeah.
1583
01:08:23,660 --> 01:08:25,729
-What does that mean?
-It causes instant seizures
1584
01:08:25,729 --> 01:08:27,731
and then death.
1585
01:08:27,731 --> 01:08:30,033
-It was the pills, Terry.
-What?
1586
01:08:30,033 --> 01:08:31,602
Devin must've taken
them before the seizure.
1587
01:08:31,602 --> 01:08:33,170
She didn't take any pills, okay?
1588
01:08:33,170 --> 01:08:34,872
She, she didn't have
anything besides a rosé.
1589
01:08:34,872 --> 01:08:37,107
I said I'm not talking about it.
1590
01:08:39,576 --> 01:08:40,944
[music intensifies]
1591
01:08:40,944 --> 01:08:42,913
We need something to celebrate.
1592
01:08:42,913 --> 01:08:45,315
Only the best rosé
1593
01:08:45,315 --> 01:08:48,952
in our season
finale gold chalice.
1594
01:08:48,952 --> 01:08:51,722
It was Kristen's rosé.
1595
01:08:51,722 --> 01:08:54,458
Kristen poured Devin that
final glass of rosé, didn't she?
1596
01:08:56,593 --> 01:08:58,228
Look.
1597
01:09:00,397 --> 01:09:03,534
I found these pills prescribed
on the day of her death.
1598
01:09:03,534 --> 01:09:06,737
They were crushed into Devin's
gold season finale chalice,
1599
01:09:06,737 --> 01:09:09,473
thus causing a
seizure and death.
1600
01:09:09,473 --> 01:09:11,041
Check the date they
were prescribed
1601
01:09:11,041 --> 01:09:13,277
and who they're prescribed to.
1602
01:09:13,277 --> 01:09:19,249
[tense, but melancholy music]
1603
01:09:27,157 --> 01:09:28,826
Devin was murdered by--
1604
01:09:28,826 --> 01:09:30,761
[Kristen] Oh, look at us!
1605
01:09:30,761 --> 01:09:32,162
We're pretending
that we're solving
1606
01:09:32,162 --> 01:09:35,098
an itty-bitty
true crime show?
1607
01:09:35,098 --> 01:09:39,903
[music turns sinister]
1608
01:09:43,941 --> 01:09:46,176
It's...It's not true, right?
1609
01:09:46,176 --> 01:09:48,846
[scoffs] Really? Really, Terry?
1610
01:09:48,846 --> 01:09:51,982
I loved Devin just
as much as you did.
1611
01:09:51,982 --> 01:09:53,951
How did Andy Whitworth die?
1612
01:09:53,951 --> 01:09:55,252
Think about it--sudden seiz--
1613
01:09:55,252 --> 01:09:58,188
Don't you dare mention
Andy Whitworth's name!
1614
01:09:59,823 --> 01:10:02,326
[Terry] Kristen,
did you do this?
1615
01:10:02,326 --> 01:10:03,627
Tell the truth, Kristen!
Tell the truth.
1616
01:10:03,627 --> 01:10:04,695
Did you--Did you--
1617
01:10:04,695 --> 01:10:05,863
[Kristen]
What are you gonna do?
1618
01:10:05,863 --> 01:10:09,199
Lock me up in the
Shack of Secrets, huh?
1619
01:10:09,199 --> 01:10:12,903
You poisoned the
love of my life?
1620
01:10:12,903 --> 01:10:14,705
She was not the
love of your life.
1621
01:10:14,705 --> 01:10:16,607
You know nothing about love.
1622
01:10:16,607 --> 01:10:19,376
That relationship was
all based on your...
1623
01:10:19,376 --> 01:10:22,880
dumb fitness passion and sex!
A lot of sex.
1624
01:10:22,880 --> 01:10:24,181
You know you was--
[makes sex noises]
1625
01:10:24,181 --> 01:10:26,283
A lot of sex!
It was not about true love,
1626
01:10:26,283 --> 01:10:29,152
not about dedication,
not about friendship--
1627
01:10:29,152 --> 01:10:31,355
nothing that you
and I have, Terry!
1628
01:10:31,355 --> 01:10:33,557
The only thing that
that perfectly fit,
1629
01:10:33,557 --> 01:10:37,895
sexy, size three woman did
was steal you away from me!
1630
01:10:37,895 --> 01:10:39,463
She was my soulmate!
1631
01:10:39,463 --> 01:10:42,132
Kristen...
1632
01:10:42,132 --> 01:10:43,567
And you were jealous of that.
1633
01:10:43,567 --> 01:10:47,004
Yeah, you're right.
But the bitch is dead now.
1634
01:10:47,004 --> 01:10:48,605
You monster!
1635
01:10:48,605 --> 01:10:50,007
[gunshots]
1636
01:10:50,007 --> 01:10:51,642
-[yelping]
-I'm sorry, I didn't mean--
1637
01:10:51,642 --> 01:10:54,111
Whoa, you shot me!
1638
01:10:54,111 --> 01:10:55,145
I didn't mean it.
1639
01:10:55,145 --> 01:10:57,748
Oh...Oh my god.
1640
01:10:57,748 --> 01:10:58,982
I...
1641
01:10:58,982 --> 01:11:00,817
Grandma gonna roll
over in her grave!
1642
01:11:00,817 --> 01:11:02,319
Say hi to Uncle Larry.
1643
01:11:02,319 --> 01:11:05,923
[panting]
1644
01:11:05,923 --> 01:11:07,124
Wait a minute...
1645
01:11:07,724 --> 01:11:10,227
Wait a minute...
This was...
1646
01:11:10,227 --> 01:11:12,996
This whole thing was
never about the show.
1647
01:11:12,996 --> 01:11:14,331
No!
1648
01:11:14,331 --> 01:11:17,401
This wasn't even
about contestants or, or me,
1649
01:11:17,401 --> 01:11:19,002
or even love.
1650
01:11:19,002 --> 01:11:21,638
Kris, this was about you!
1651
01:11:21,638 --> 01:11:23,440
I'm sorry!
1652
01:11:23,440 --> 01:11:25,943
Oh, sweetie...
1653
01:11:25,943 --> 01:11:29,980
Oh, you poor empty bitch.
1654
01:11:29,980 --> 01:11:33,050
Yes...you're never
gonna find love.
1655
01:11:33,050 --> 01:11:34,184
Stop it!
1656
01:11:34,184 --> 01:11:36,887
You know why?
1657
01:11:36,887 --> 01:11:38,889
Love comes from the inside.
1658
01:11:38,889 --> 01:11:41,258
And you're empty.
1659
01:11:41,258 --> 01:11:43,460
And you're incapable of it.
1660
01:11:43,460 --> 01:11:45,963
You don't know what
I'm capable of, Terry.
1661
01:11:45,963 --> 01:11:48,532
You suck, you--
1662
01:11:48,532 --> 01:11:49,833
[gunshots]
1663
01:11:49,833 --> 01:11:51,234
[chuckles]
1664
01:11:51,234 --> 01:11:54,204
[tries to speak, wheezes]
1665
01:11:54,204 --> 01:11:59,276
Oh, oh, oh, look at
what you made me do!
1666
01:11:59,276 --> 01:12:02,779
You made me shoot
my best friend!
1667
01:12:02,779 --> 01:12:06,416
Do you know how hard
it is to find a friend?
1668
01:12:06,416 --> 01:12:09,386
[laughs]
1669
01:12:09,386 --> 01:12:12,000
But now...I have two
new best friends, don't I?
1670
01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:14,091
But now...I have two
new best friends, don't I?
1671
01:12:14,091 --> 01:12:16,293
Yeah. Yes, I do.
1672
01:12:16,293 --> 01:12:19,062
Security--
Security code.
1673
01:12:19,062 --> 01:12:21,398
One four three--
One four three--
1674
01:12:21,398 --> 01:12:23,333
One four--
[gunshots]
1675
01:12:24,768 --> 01:12:26,003
Come on!
1676
01:12:26,003 --> 01:12:28,705
Off to the basement you go!
Mm-hmm.
1677
01:12:31,241 --> 01:12:32,676
[fake British accent]
Mind your heads!
1678
01:12:35,296 --> 01:12:36,664
[Kristen] We have the only villa
1679
01:12:36,664 --> 01:12:38,900
that have stairs that
lead up to the basement.
1680
01:12:38,900 --> 01:12:40,501
Get on up there, you two!
1681
01:12:42,570 --> 01:12:44,305
See what I was trying
to do with the place.
1682
01:12:44,305 --> 01:12:46,541
I mean, it's like shabby chic
1683
01:12:46,541 --> 01:12:49,477
meets the back alleys
of West Hollywood.
1684
01:12:49,477 --> 01:12:52,180
So make yourselves at home.
1685
01:12:52,180 --> 01:12:55,249
Um, if you need anything,
just give me a holler.
1686
01:12:55,249 --> 01:12:58,519
[laughs] Silly me.
1687
01:12:58,519 --> 01:13:03,558
This whole place is soundproof,
so I can't hear you!
1688
01:13:03,558 --> 01:13:05,059
But I'll visit.
1689
01:13:05,660 --> 01:13:09,864
Wait. Kristen.
1690
01:13:09,864 --> 01:13:11,599
We forgot to say thank you.
1691
01:13:11,599 --> 01:13:13,401
'Scuse me?
1692
01:13:13,401 --> 01:13:15,470
We know how much hard
work you put into this.
1693
01:13:15,470 --> 01:13:18,005
And we know how much you
actually care about us.
1694
01:13:18,005 --> 01:13:19,540
And it's working.
1695
01:13:19,540 --> 01:13:21,309
Really?
1696
01:13:21,309 --> 01:13:23,845
[Hugh] Yeah. It really is.
1697
01:13:23,845 --> 01:13:25,413
And since the day I met Lex,
1698
01:13:25,413 --> 01:13:27,882
I knew we would be together
for the rest of our lives.
1699
01:13:27,882 --> 01:13:30,151
Oh my god...
1700
01:13:30,151 --> 01:13:32,253
Until that last game
of Pioneer of Baton.
1701
01:13:32,253 --> 01:13:33,821
[Kristen] What happened?
1702
01:13:33,821 --> 01:13:35,056
Lexy, you remember what happened
1703
01:13:35,056 --> 01:13:37,191
in that last game of
Pioneer of Baton, right?
1704
01:13:37,191 --> 01:13:39,060
Mm-hmm.
1705
01:13:39,060 --> 01:13:40,094
[Hugh] Lexy lost that game.
1706
01:13:40,094 --> 01:13:41,295
What!?
1707
01:13:41,295 --> 01:13:46,000
She didn't get a
single brick...all game.
1708
01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:49,737
[Kristen] I'm not surprised.
1709
01:13:49,737 --> 01:13:52,106
And then she showed
me her fierce spirit.
1710
01:13:52,106 --> 01:13:54,408
-And I never loved her more.
-Oh, my god...
1711
01:13:54,408 --> 01:13:56,477
But that's until
I met you, Kristen.
1712
01:13:56,477 --> 01:13:57,645
What?
1713
01:13:57,645 --> 01:13:59,447
[Hugh] You know, you
showed me how to love.
1714
01:13:59,447 --> 01:14:02,817
-I showed you!?
-You did.
1715
01:14:02,817 --> 01:14:04,318
-I did!?
-[Hugh] Yes.
1716
01:14:04,318 --> 01:14:06,687
-[Kristen] Just little ol' me?
-Bring it in.
1717
01:14:06,687 --> 01:14:10,324
Finally did something right!
Oh my gosh!
1718
01:14:10,324 --> 01:14:12,293
-[Hugh] Bring it in!
-[Kristen laughs]
1719
01:14:12,293 --> 01:14:13,728
-Bring it in.
-I did right finally--
1720
01:14:13,728 --> 01:14:15,263
[Lexy grunts]
1721
01:14:15,263 --> 01:14:17,098
[loud thud]
1722
01:14:17,098 --> 01:14:21,536
-Yes! Yes!
-Yes, yes.
1723
01:14:21,536 --> 01:14:24,138
Good god, that's so satisfying!
1724
01:14:24,138 --> 01:14:26,874
-Uh, uh, uh, uh--
-[Both] Uh!
1725
01:14:26,874 --> 01:14:32,780
[suspenseful music]
1726
01:14:36,417 --> 01:14:37,818
Let's check upstairs!
1727
01:14:37,818 --> 01:14:39,620
♪ Dah, dah ♪
1728
01:14:39,620 --> 01:14:41,622
♪ Dah, dah ♪
1729
01:14:41,622 --> 01:14:43,624
♪ Dah, dah ♪
1730
01:14:43,624 --> 01:14:45,593
♪ Dah, dah ♪
1731
01:14:45,593 --> 01:14:46,761
[grunts]
1732
01:14:48,396 --> 01:14:51,766
[Kristen blabbers]
1733
01:14:51,766 --> 01:14:53,000
[cocks gun]
1734
01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:54,902
It's obvious you two are
here for the wrong reason.
1735
01:14:54,902 --> 01:14:56,337
How about Chinese food, then?
1736
01:14:56,337 --> 01:14:58,172
I know this great
little place down--
1737
01:14:58,172 --> 01:15:02,577
[grunting]
1738
01:15:02,577 --> 01:15:04,211
[screams]
1739
01:15:05,279 --> 01:15:07,882
[suspenseful music]
1740
01:15:07,882 --> 01:15:10,718
[types]
1741
01:15:10,718 --> 01:15:11,752
[beep]
1742
01:15:11,752 --> 01:15:13,054
Thanks, Terry.
1743
01:15:13,054 --> 01:15:13,955
[chime]
1744
01:15:13,955 --> 01:15:15,189
Got it!
1745
01:15:15,189 --> 01:15:19,160
[beeping]
1746
01:15:19,160 --> 01:15:23,297
[suspenseful music]
1747
01:15:24,999 --> 01:15:26,200
-No!
-No!
1748
01:15:26,200 --> 01:15:27,702
Let me try!
1749
01:15:28,369 --> 01:15:30,671
[Kristen] You two
are so adorable.
1750
01:15:30,671 --> 01:15:32,807
[timer beeping]
1751
01:15:32,807 --> 01:15:35,209
But I think it's time
for the final elimination.
1752
01:15:35,209 --> 01:15:37,345
[beeping, whirring,
door unlocks]
1753
01:15:37,345 --> 01:15:38,879
[cocks gun, fires]
1754
01:15:38,879 --> 01:15:40,414
[Hugh groans]
1755
01:15:41,082 --> 01:15:43,117
-Hugh!
-Hugh!
1756
01:15:43,117 --> 01:15:45,119
-[moans]
-Are you okay?
1757
01:15:45,119 --> 01:15:47,955
How romantic is that!
1758
01:15:47,955 --> 01:15:50,958
You are such a gentleman
taking that bullet for Lexy
1759
01:15:50,958 --> 01:15:52,426
the way you did!
1760
01:15:52,426 --> 01:15:57,465
See, you, you're the winner
that America deserves!
1761
01:15:57,465 --> 01:15:59,800
But your girlfriend,
on the other hand--
1762
01:15:59,800 --> 01:16:02,303
[intensifying music]
1763
01:16:02,303 --> 01:16:05,306
[gun clicks]
1764
01:16:05,306 --> 01:16:07,008
[Hugh] Lexy, get the
hell out of here!
1765
01:16:07,008 --> 01:16:08,643
Get the hell out of here.
1766
01:16:08,643 --> 01:16:10,878
[grunting]
1767
01:16:10,878 --> 01:16:15,316
[suspenseful music]
1768
01:16:19,253 --> 01:16:20,721
-[screams]
-[Kristen] Bitch!
1769
01:16:20,721 --> 01:16:26,160
Oh, you...you one sassy virgin.
1770
01:16:26,160 --> 01:16:30,064
You know, they really should've
showed more of your feisty side
1771
01:16:30,064 --> 01:16:32,833
during your season.
That would've been some good TV.
1772
01:16:32,833 --> 01:16:36,537
Oh, girl.
Lexy, why you do this to me?
1773
01:16:36,537 --> 01:16:38,606
I've always only
been nice to you.
1774
01:16:39,607 --> 01:16:43,244
I always thought
that you and Hugh
1775
01:16:43,244 --> 01:16:45,513
were always good together.
1776
01:16:45,513 --> 01:16:47,481
I gave you guys hope.
1777
01:16:47,481 --> 01:16:51,452
And I thought that you
and him could convince me
1778
01:16:51,452 --> 01:16:54,989
that love was
possible for anybody!
1779
01:16:54,989 --> 01:16:57,124
I mean, it didn't matter.
1780
01:16:57,124 --> 01:16:58,693
The sexless.
1781
01:16:58,693 --> 01:17:00,061
The elderly.
1782
01:17:00,061 --> 01:17:02,163
The out-of-shape people like me!
1783
01:17:02,163 --> 01:17:03,497
What?
1784
01:17:03,497 --> 01:17:06,534
You know, Andy said that
true love is not real,
1785
01:17:06,534 --> 01:17:09,437
that true love is
only manufactured...
1786
01:17:09,437 --> 01:17:11,939
by TV producers.
1787
01:17:11,939 --> 01:17:15,743
[darker] As they say before
every commercial break...
1788
01:17:15,743 --> 01:17:19,213
in the most dramatic,
shocking episode ever...
1789
01:17:19,213 --> 01:17:21,048
[metallic whoosh]
Oh!
1790
01:17:23,651 --> 01:17:25,486
[high-pitched voice]
I have a headache!
1791
01:17:26,253 --> 01:17:27,722
[moans]
[thud]
1792
01:17:27,722 --> 01:17:30,925
[pants]
1793
01:17:30,925 --> 01:17:32,993
Nicely played.
1794
01:17:32,993 --> 01:17:34,000
[panting]
1795
01:17:34,000 --> 01:17:36,964
[panting]
1796
01:17:37,898 --> 01:17:43,037
[tender music]
1797
01:17:45,172 --> 01:17:47,508
You okay?
1798
01:17:49,510 --> 01:17:51,946
How about this new expansion?
1799
01:17:51,946 --> 01:17:54,215
You can come over...
1800
01:17:54,215 --> 01:17:56,150
Learn these new rules with me.
1801
01:17:56,150 --> 01:17:59,954
And...I'll give you two
free bricks on our first game.
1802
01:17:59,954 --> 01:18:01,455
[chuckles]
1803
01:18:01,455 --> 01:18:02,990
Dinner too?
1804
01:18:02,990 --> 01:18:06,460
Preferably, uh, Matteo's?
1805
01:18:06,460 --> 01:18:08,496
You want me to
throw in a trip for two,
1806
01:18:08,496 --> 01:18:10,598
island on paradise too?
1807
01:18:10,598 --> 01:18:12,900
Is that what you need
to make the deal?
1808
01:18:12,900 --> 01:18:15,603
I think I could use a
break from any sorta...
1809
01:18:15,603 --> 01:18:18,939
-paradise island for a while.
-[chuckles]
1810
01:18:18,939 --> 01:18:20,574
I forgot.
1811
01:18:20,574 --> 01:18:25,513
[sirens wailing]
1812
01:18:25,513 --> 01:18:28,382
I could settle for two
extra brick spaces, though.
1813
01:18:28,382 --> 01:18:31,218
[chuckles] You better.
1814
01:18:31,218 --> 01:18:32,987
[Lexy chuckles]
1815
01:18:32,987 --> 01:18:38,959
[upbeat music]
1816
01:18:39,894 --> 01:18:42,229
♪ I'd like to tell ya,
tell ya ♪
1817
01:18:42,229 --> 01:18:44,698
♪ Do what you wanna do ♪
1818
01:18:44,698 --> 01:18:47,001
♪ Talkin' at a table ♪
1819
01:18:47,001 --> 01:18:49,103
♪ A table for two ♪
1820
01:18:49,103 --> 01:18:51,372
♪ If you can't quite
find the words ♪
1821
01:18:51,372 --> 01:18:54,542
♪ We'll find
another way to tell ♪
1822
01:18:54,542 --> 01:18:57,578
♪ Show each other
something we've kept to ♪
1823
01:18:57,578 --> 01:18:59,046
[horror music sting]
1824
01:18:59,046 --> 01:19:01,582
♪ If you want, if
you want me to ♪
1825
01:19:01,582 --> 01:19:04,985
[Kristen] Terry, what
can we watch next?
1826
01:19:04,985 --> 01:19:05,986
Oh, he's dead.
1827
01:19:21,051 --> 01:19:23,387
♪ I think I found my ♪
1828
01:19:23,387 --> 01:19:26,023
♪ I think I found my person ♪
1829
01:19:26,023 --> 01:19:27,491
♪ Think I found my ♪
1830
01:19:27,491 --> 01:19:28,692
♪ Think I found my ♪
1831
01:19:28,692 --> 01:19:30,661
♪ I think I found my person ♪♪
1832
01:19:34,064 --> 01:19:36,167
[MTV theme]