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--== McEphie ==--
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{\an8}[rock music playing]

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{\an8}-[snickering]
{\an8}-[shushes]

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{\an8}Come on. Hurry up!

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Let's get it on.

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-[snickering]
-[bald eagle screeching sound on TV]

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[cheesy '80s synth-funk music
playing on TV]

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MORE! MORE! MORE!

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[man exclaims excitedly]

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-[ominous bass synths playing on TV]
-[woman gasps]

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[speaking Japanese] Stop!

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[music intensifies]

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-[boing sound]
-[woman gasps]

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[gasping]

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-[upbeat music playing]
-[speaking Japanese] Stop it, Master!

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[ominous bass synths playing]

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-[men gasp]
-[gasping]

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[men gasping]

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[giggling]

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-[Big Bird in English] Hard gattling!
-[shrieks]

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-[gattling sound]
-[woman moaning]

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AMAZING SEXY MOVE
HARD GATTLING!

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-[moaning]
-[grunts]

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-[woman screaming in Japanese] Oh, master!
-[exhilarating music playing]

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[woman moans]

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-[VHS cassette whirring]
-[man 1] Hey!

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-[music ends]
-[men moaning]

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[annoyed exclaim]

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-[upbeat pop-funk music playing]
-[moaning]

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-[groans, screams]
-[moans]

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[screaming]

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BIG BIRD IN FULL HEALTH IN THE MORNING

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-[man 1 speaking Thai]
-[man 2 mumbles]

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[upbeat pop-rock playing]

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[woman shouts]

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-[man 1 mutters]
-[man 2 whistles]

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-[man 1] Hey, miss beautiful.
-[man 2] Boss! Your woman's here!

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-Drink with us, miss!
-[man 2] One bottle! Come on!

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-[woman] So gross!
-[man 2] Come on! Be nice!

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-[man 1] Hang with us!
-[woman] Don't touch me!

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[men speaking indistinctly]

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-You were just here all this time?!
-You're making my ears bleed, Ma!

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-Come on home!
-Let's play, dudes!

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Show some respect! Rude boy!

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Shut up, Ma! [shushes]

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-[man] You're ruining my day again!
-Didn't I tell you to--

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-[man 1] Hey, caveman!
-[man 2] Goddamn you!

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-[man 3] Tiny dicks!
-[man 4] Caveman!

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-[man 2] Pay me back!
-[man 3] Back off!

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-Pay me back!
-[pimp] Enough, dorks!

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-Let him suck you off already!
-[man] Fool!

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[pimp] Cutie!

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I've got chicks, cutie!
You want chicks, cutie?

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Cutie… Oops! Cutie! Chicks!

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Chicks galore in Thailand!

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Some of them look like elephants, though.
Elephant chicks.

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You want? Thailand?

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Go on! Look! Big boobs!

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[magical music playing]

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[pimp] Told you.

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-[pimp] How about you, cutie?
-[people shouting indistinctly]

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[loud horn blast stinger]

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[woman] This is exactly why
our country's the way it is!

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This should have been so easy,
but you had to make me line up.

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[in Taglish] How else could I attend
to my other businesses

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if I'm stuck here all day?

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[in Taglish] Ma'am, we're really sorry,

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but we're really trying our best.

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Apologies.

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And you have the nerve to answer back?

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-What's your name again?
-Ma'am…

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[hesitates]

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Luis. Luis Carpio, ma'am.

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Well, Luis Carpio, do your job well!

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-Don't you know who I am?
-[woman in English] Uh, excuse me, ma'am.

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[in English] I'm so sorry
for his attitude.

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Sorry, ma'am. It won't happen again.

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You could have been more polite!

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[Tanya] Uh, Mrs. Martinez? [gasps]

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I didn't recognize you!
Did you lose weight?

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-Nah. I just do aerobics!
-[Tanya] Oh! I knew it!

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[Tanya] I thought
it was someone else from afar.

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[in Taglish] What's your concern?
Let me take care of it.

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-[in Taglish] I just wanted to withdraw.
-[in Taglish] You wanted to withdraw…

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[Tanya] You're so thin!

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-Looks good on you! Keep it up!
-[computer chimes]

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I've got this.
How much are you withdrawing?

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-[Mrs. Martinez in English] 2,500.
-[Tanya] Come on.

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-[feel-good music playing]
-[in English] Speed Bonanza!

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[in English] Speed Bonanza?

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This is free! Free internet!

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[in Taglish] You get speed!
You get bonanza, too!

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[in Taglish] Wow!
Speed Bonanza internet card…

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-[in English] Speed Bonanz…
-[music ends]

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[in English] Hi. Sup, man?

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-Is this Julio?
-It is July!

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I thought you migrated
to the States for good?

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-How are you, bro?
-It's Alexio and Bernardo.

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-Sup?
-[Bernardo] It's the weekend.

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So, of course, we're drinking!

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You? Sup with that?

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-[in English] Still working!
-We own this! [in English] Speed Bonanza!

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That's why I'm giving it away!

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[in Taglish] Dork!
I know who owns Speed Bonanza!

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Ain't you, man. Poser!

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-Poser?
-[both] Poser!

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Poser?

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-Me? A poser?
-Poser!

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-Poser!
-Okay, okay! You want a card?

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Choke on these! Stuff your face!

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-[upbeat music playing]
-[overlapping chatter]

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[overlapping chatter]

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[all gasping]

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[sensual moaning]

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[gasps] Josh… [sensual gasp] Josh!

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-[moans]
-On the bed!

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[upbeat music playing]

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[moans]

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-[Macky] The hell are you doing there?
-Huh?

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-[Josh] I thought I was--
-Get out of there!

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[Macky screams] Josh!

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[gasping]

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-[slaps]
-[shrieks] Daddy…

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[in English] Daddy, Daddy, Daddy…

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-[knocking on door]
-[Sgt. Dad] Macky!

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[suspenseful drum sound]

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-My Daddy! My Daddy!
-[Macky] Get dressed!

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-[Sgt. Dad] Macky, son! Are you there?
-[mumbling]

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-[Macky] Hold on.
-[Sgt. Dad] Macky!

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Put your clothes on!

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[Sgt. Dad] I hear someone
in there with you!

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[panicked gasp]

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-[sighs]
-[Sgt. Dad] Oh wait, I have a key!

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-Hold on.
-[Sgt. Dad in English] Are you decent?

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Sgt. Dad!

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What brings you here?

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[Sgt. Dad in English]
Just checking on my favorite son.

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Who's this?

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Dad… Josh.

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-My cousin.
-Cousin?

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-With whom?
-Ill… legitimate?

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-[in English] Honestly. Josh, right?
-Yes, sir.

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[in English] What are you doing
with my son?

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[stammers] Macky's my boyfriend, sir.

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-[in Taglish] Hey! What boyfriend?
-Why?

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[in Taglish] I just met you a while ago!

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All we did was kiss. Now we're a couple?

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-You kissed?!
-[dramatic music playing]

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[gasps] Dad!

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Get out before my dad kills you!

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[in English] Hey. Call me…

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I'm not shooting him,

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-I'm shooting you!
-[shouts]

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-Dad!
-[lively music playing]

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[in Taglish] You damn metrosexuals!

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Daddy! Daddy!

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[breathy diva singing sound]

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-[screams]
-[music ends]

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CAN WE DRINK AT YOURS INSTEAD, JULY?

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DADDY'S GOING BATSHIT IN MY APARTMENT

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GAME! CALL ME WHEN YOU'RE NEAR
NEED TO CLEAN UP

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SCORE SOME ICE, CARPS

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[tapping sound]

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[computer chimes]

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[Luis sighs]

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Oh shit, I forgot.

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[in English] Cathy, will you marry me?

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-[soft footsteps]
-Nah.

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Cathy…

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[in English] Will you marry me?

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-[sensual saxophone music playing]
-[Luis sighs]

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Cathy.

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[in English] Will you marry me?

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-Cathy.
-Luis.

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-Ma'am!
-[chuckles]

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[in English] I'm so sorry.

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[in Taglish] I had to step in earlier.

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[in Taglish] I think you know

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Mrs. Martinez is a very,
very important client.

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[stammering] No worries, madam!

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-Sorry, too.
-[giggles]

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You dork! Don't call me "madam:!

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[in English] Call me by my name.

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Working hours are over.

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-[sensual saxophone music playing]
-[nervous chuckle]

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[Luis] Sorry, Madam Tanya.

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-[chuckles]
-[telephone clacks]

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[in English] Just Tanya.
Say it. Again. Tanya.

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-Tanya. Ms. Tanya.
-[Tanya giggles, in English] Good boy.

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You know what, Luis?

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Knowing how good you are,

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you can be promoted immediately.

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[in English] Imagine a higher salary,

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more leave,

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a better desk.

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[in English] Just say the word

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and I can boss you up around anytime.

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-Madam Tanya, I'm sorry, I…
-[upbeat music playing]

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Time to go home.

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Take me home.

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I have to be somewhere.

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Where? Where are you going?

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It's early. You never go home this early.

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-I know you, Luis… Luis.
-See you tomorrow, ma'am.

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-What about tomorrow?
-Sorry, ma'am!

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[Tanya] Luis!

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[Luis] Oh.

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Luis!

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[in English] Taxi! Taxi!

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[Tanya] Luis!

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Ow! Stay there! Luis!

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-[Luis] Taxi!
-Luis! Luis!

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Luis!

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[in Taglish] Take me home tomorrow!

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-Oh. [chuckles]
-[cutlery clinks]

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[Cathy] How are your friends?

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Feels like I haven't seen them
for a while.

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[in English] Actually,
I haven't seen them for days.

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[in English] No, weeks.

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[in Taglish] Actually,
I think it may be months.

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[in English] Anyway! Your favorite!

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[in English] Well-done porterhouse steak.

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[chuckles dryly]

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-Mmm.
-[clears throat]

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Um… Babe…

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[in English] I don't feel like
eating steak tonight.

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[in English] Why don't we order
pizza instead?

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[in English] Babe, pizza?

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[in English] But…

230
00:09:40,037  -->  00:09:40,955
[in English] But steak's your favorite!

231
00:09:41,038  -->  00:09:42,373
You don't like steak anymore?

232
00:09:42,456  -->  00:09:43,541
-[in English] I do.
-[somber music playing]

233
00:09:44,041  -->  00:09:45,084
[in English] I love steak, but…

234
00:09:45,167  -->  00:09:46,627
[in Taglish] For a change. Like…

235
00:09:46,711  -->  00:09:49,046
[in English]
Why don't we drive to Antipolo?

236
00:09:49,130  -->  00:09:51,299
Or let's just go straight to Baguio.

237
00:09:51,382  -->  00:09:53,843
How about Tagaytay?

238
00:09:53,926  -->  00:09:55,678
[in English] Let's go somewhere else!
Somewhere fun!

239
00:09:55,761  -->  00:09:57,346
[in English] Somewhere exciting!

240
00:09:57,430  -->  00:09:59,974
A minute ago, you just
wanted to change the meal.

241
00:10:00,766  -->  00:10:02,226
Now, you want to change the whole date.

242
00:10:02,893  -->  00:10:04,520
-Don't you appreciate all my effort?
-[chuckles]

243
00:10:04,603  -->  00:10:05,813
[in English] Of course I do.

244
00:10:06,314  -->  00:10:08,190
I didn't say anything like that.

245
00:10:08,858  -->  00:10:11,527
All I'm saying is that
it's the same thing over and over.

246
00:10:12,653  -->  00:10:14,196
Isn't there something else?

247
00:10:14,280  -->  00:10:15,615
Something new?

248
00:10:17,158  -->  00:10:18,576
[in English] Yeah. Uh…

249
00:10:18,659  -->  00:10:20,119
-Enter!
-[acoustic ballad starts playing]

250
00:10:24,915  -->  00:10:25,958
[chuckles]

251
00:10:31,255  -->  00:10:33,632
[romantic music playing]

252
00:10:33,716  -->  00:10:34,925
New?

253
00:10:36,344  -->  00:10:37,470
Here's something new, Cathy.

254
00:10:38,429  -->  00:10:40,431
[in English] Making it extra special
with a band.

255
00:10:41,307  -->  00:10:42,391
I know this is your favorite.

256
00:10:43,726  -->  00:10:44,644
My favorite?

257
00:10:44,727  -->  00:10:46,228
[in Taglish] Okay fine, our favorite.

258
00:10:46,312  -->  00:10:48,522
[in English] But that's beside the point.

259
00:10:48,606  -->  00:10:49,774
[exhales deeply]

260
00:10:50,274  -->  00:10:51,442
Cathy, I want to tell you something.

261
00:11:00,034  -->  00:11:02,578
[gulping]

262
00:11:04,246  -->  00:11:05,247
[chokes]

263
00:11:06,874  -->  00:11:07,875
[Luis exhales]

264
00:11:10,544  -->  00:11:12,671
Your answer will change
everything for us, Cathy.

265
00:11:13,756  -->  00:11:15,216
[in English] Cathy, will you marry me?

266
00:11:17,676  -->  00:11:19,804
-[Cathy gasps]
-[band stops playing]

267
00:11:20,429  -->  00:11:21,722
-[Luis gasps]
-[musical note plays]

268
00:11:22,223  -->  00:11:23,391
-[door slams shut]
-[musical note plays]

269
00:11:24,475  -->  00:11:25,559
[Luis] Cathy!

270
00:11:27,228  -->  00:11:28,229
Cathy.

271
00:11:28,854  -->  00:11:29,939
[Luis] Babe!

272
00:11:30,022  -->  00:11:31,315
You smoke?

273
00:11:31,816  -->  00:11:33,234
[in English] Oh my gosh!

274
00:11:33,734  -->  00:11:35,361
-Since when?
-[in English] Babe, please!

275
00:11:35,861  -->  00:11:38,614
Wouldn't you want a smoke too,
if you get a surprise like that?

276
00:11:39,115  -->  00:11:41,158
That's what a surprise is!

277
00:11:42,368  -->  00:11:44,328
I should be the one
to get stressed and pissed.

278
00:11:44,412  -->  00:11:45,955
Seriously?

279
00:11:46,455  -->  00:11:47,998
[in English] Are you hearing
yourself, Luis?

280
00:11:48,749  -->  00:11:50,334
[in Taglish] I'm sorry,
we've been together five years,

281
00:11:50,418  -->  00:11:52,461
but it doesn't feel like we've grown.

282
00:11:52,962  -->  00:11:54,880
We're always here, at your condo.

283
00:11:54,964  -->  00:11:57,007
We eat, then… we finish eating.

284
00:11:57,091  -->  00:11:57,967
Oh.

285
00:11:58,717  -->  00:11:59,885
What's wrong with that?

286
00:12:00,511  -->  00:12:02,221
That's the only thing we do.

287
00:12:02,304  -->  00:12:04,348
You're so predictable, Luis.

288
00:12:04,432  -->  00:12:07,601
And it doesn't help
that you never make me feel

289
00:12:07,685  -->  00:12:09,145
that you like me.

290
00:12:09,770  -->  00:12:11,063
That you love me.

291
00:12:11,147  -->  00:12:15,192
Babe, [sighs] isn't my proposing enough?

292
00:12:16,026  -->  00:12:17,111
No, it's not.

293
00:12:18,070  -->  00:12:20,030
[in English] I still have my needs, Luis.

294
00:12:20,531  -->  00:12:21,824
I'm still a woman.

295
00:12:22,575  -->  00:12:24,952
-What's the use of having big boobs
-[in English] Babe, stop!

296
00:12:25,035  -->  00:12:26,328
-and a sexy body
-[mutters]

297
00:12:26,412  -->  00:12:28,831
-if you're not going to have sex with it?
-[Luis] Babe!

298
00:12:28,914  -->  00:12:29,790
Keep it down!

299
00:12:29,874  -->  00:12:31,625
Am I ugly?

300
00:12:31,709  -->  00:12:33,836
-[Luis] No. [sighs]
-[sniffs]

301
00:12:33,919  -->  00:12:35,921
-Am I fat?
-[in English] Of course not!

302
00:12:36,005  -->  00:12:37,798
-Are you gay?
-No!

303
00:12:38,632  -->  00:12:39,967
Don't be like that, babe.

304
00:12:40,468  -->  00:12:42,428
-Babe, I respect you!
-[sighs]

305
00:12:42,511  -->  00:12:44,180
That's why
I want to save it until marriage.

306
00:12:44,263  -->  00:12:46,849
[in English] Well, maybe I don't want
to be respected anymore!

307
00:12:47,349  -->  00:12:48,976
We've been together five years, Luis!

308
00:12:49,059  -->  00:12:51,437
You're allowed to use me a little!

309
00:12:51,520  -->  00:12:53,647
-[in English] Babe…
-[Cathy sighs]

310
00:12:54,231  -->  00:12:57,067
-[maid] Excuse me, ma'am.
-That's all I ask.

311
00:12:57,151  -->  00:12:59,445
-Babe.
-Please use me!

312
00:12:59,528  -->  00:13:03,032
-Use me!
-[in English] Babe! Babe, please!

313
00:13:03,115  -->  00:13:05,159
-[comical music playing]
-Use me!

314
00:13:05,242  -->  00:13:06,410
[in English] Babe!

315
00:13:06,494  -->  00:13:07,620
[despondent sigh]

316
00:13:08,662  -->  00:13:09,705
[in English] I'm sorry, Luis.

317
00:13:09,788  -->  00:13:11,790
[in English] Maybe marriage
is not the best move!

318
00:13:12,291  -->  00:13:13,834
I mean, you don't even know who you are.

319
00:13:13,918  -->  00:13:16,587
-[gasps]
-[in English] Babe, please!

320
00:13:16,670  -->  00:13:18,339
-[Cathy in English] No!
-[Luis] Please, babe!

321
00:13:18,422  -->  00:13:20,549
-[Luis in English] Babe.
-[woman] Come here.

322
00:13:20,633  -->  00:13:22,218
-[Luis] I promise, I'll make up for it!
-[engine starts]

323
00:13:22,301  -->  00:13:23,344
-[Luis in English] Babe, I'll change!
-[chuckles]

324
00:13:23,928  -->  00:13:25,346
[in Taglish] I'll change, I promise!

325
00:13:25,429  -->  00:13:27,181
-[in English] Babe! Babe, please.
-[door handle rattles]

326
00:13:27,264  -->  00:13:28,933
-[in English] Sorry. Babe, please!
-[tires screeching]

327
00:13:29,016  -->  00:13:31,268
You know this is not the problem!

328
00:13:31,352  -->  00:13:33,145
[in Taglish] It's your insecurities!

329
00:13:33,229  -->  00:13:35,105
[in English] I'm sorry, but I'm done!

330
00:13:35,189  -->  00:13:38,442
[in English] I'm done
with your small, little…

331
00:13:38,526  -->  00:13:40,444
little understanding of my feelings.

332
00:13:40,528  -->  00:13:41,737
-[in English] Goodbye, Luis!
-[somber music playing]

333
00:13:42,238  -->  00:13:44,949
[in English] Cathy…
Okay fine! I'll have sex with you!

334
00:13:45,449  -->  00:13:46,951
-[in Taglish] Anything, Cathy, please!
-[car horn honking]

335
00:13:47,034  -->  00:13:48,953
[engine revs]

336
00:13:49,036  -->  00:13:51,163
-Cathy…
-[woman] Such a cutie.

337
00:13:51,247  -->  00:13:53,082
Shame about the…

338
00:13:53,165  -->  00:13:56,085
-[wistful music playing]
-[laughing]

339
00:14:02,841  -->  00:14:06,220
[somber music playing]

340
00:14:06,303  -->  00:14:07,429
[phone chimes]

341
00:14:10,683  -->  00:14:14,353
JULY: YOU COMING LATER, CARPS? BRING FOOD

342
00:14:15,312  -->  00:14:17,273
[Macky] Then he says he's my boyfriend!

343
00:14:17,356  -->  00:14:19,108
Dad almost shot his load on us!

344
00:14:19,191  -->  00:14:20,442
Isn't that what you want?
A load on your face!

345
00:14:20,526  -->  00:14:22,570
-Asshole!
-[laughs]

346
00:14:22,653  -->  00:14:23,487
Know what?

347
00:14:23,571  -->  00:14:26,532
-[in Taglish] He's boyfriend material.
-[July] And I'm not?

348
00:14:26,615  -->  00:14:27,992
-You're fat!
-Harsh!

349
00:14:28,075  -->  00:14:30,035
At least my Dad loves me!

350
00:14:30,119  -->  00:14:31,245
[Macky] Don't you have healthy food here?

351
00:14:31,328  -->  00:14:32,997
Do I look like I have healthy food here?

352
00:14:33,747  -->  00:14:34,707
Wow.

353
00:14:34,790  -->  00:14:36,417
But I messaged Carps.

354
00:14:36,500  -->  00:14:38,419
-Told him to bring munchies.
-Pfft.

355
00:14:38,502  -->  00:14:40,337
There's a bigger chance
of my dad coming here,

356
00:14:40,421  -->  00:14:42,464
even if he hates me,
than of Carps showing up.

357
00:14:42,548  -->  00:14:44,675
-[banging on door]
-Oh.

358
00:14:44,758  -->  00:14:46,176
-[July] Speaking of!
-[Macky] Oh.

359
00:14:46,260  -->  00:14:48,637
-[feel-good music playing]
-Carps! He showed up!

360
00:14:48,721  -->  00:14:50,180
[chuckles] Dude.

361
00:14:50,264  -->  00:14:51,849
[in Taglish] Sorry. Busy.

362
00:14:51,932  -->  00:14:53,559
-[Macky] Who are you, sir?
-[Luis chuckles]

363
00:14:53,642  -->  00:14:54,476
Ah.

364
00:14:54,560  -->  00:14:55,477
-Missed you, guys.
-[in English] Looking good.

365
00:14:55,561  -->  00:14:57,104
Nice one!

366
00:14:57,187  -->  00:14:58,522
-Wait, where's the munchies?
-Huh?

367
00:14:58,606  -->  00:15:00,232
-What munchies?
-Hmm.

368
00:15:00,316  -->  00:15:01,775
We always ask you to buy munchies.

369
00:15:01,859  -->  00:15:03,277
You never check your YM.

370
00:15:03,360  -->  00:15:04,695
Shut up and sit down.

371
00:15:04,778  -->  00:15:06,780
-Let's just drink.
-Hmm.

372
00:15:08,365  -->  00:15:09,366
[Luis sighs]

373
00:15:12,661  -->  00:15:14,455
-Thirsty?
-[exhales]

374
00:15:16,206  -->  00:15:17,416
[in English] Long time.

375
00:15:17,499  -->  00:15:18,792
How are you guys?

376
00:15:18,876  -->  00:15:19,960
Same.

377
00:15:20,461  -->  00:15:21,337
I lost my job.

378
00:15:22,171  -->  00:15:24,381
Alexio and Bernardo showed up at work.

379
00:15:24,465  -->  00:15:25,674
Got me in trouble.

380
00:15:25,758  -->  00:15:28,010
Actually, I want to confess something.

381
00:15:28,844  -->  00:15:30,304
July knows it already.

382
00:15:30,804  -->  00:15:31,889
But you don't yet, Carpio.

383
00:15:32,848  -->  00:15:33,766
[laidback music playing]

384
00:15:33,849  -->  00:15:35,225
But you know what I don't get--

385
00:15:35,309  -->  00:15:36,977
You said it!

386
00:15:37,061  -->  00:15:39,605
I don't get it why Cathy won't marry me.

387
00:15:39,688  -->  00:15:40,981
We've been together so long, man,

388
00:15:41,065  -->  00:15:42,691
and she still has the nerve to say "no"!

389
00:15:42,775  -->  00:15:44,109
Goddammit!

390
00:15:44,193  -->  00:15:46,570
Look at this dork. Shows up one time
and acts like a douche!

391
00:15:47,404  -->  00:15:48,656
What a douche, right?

392
00:15:49,865  -->  00:15:50,824
[sighs]

393
00:15:55,996  -->  00:15:57,748
[sighs] So… [clicks tongue]

394
00:15:58,457  -->  00:15:59,583
What does this mean?

395
00:15:59,667  -->  00:16:00,584
[Luis] I don't know, man.

396
00:16:00,668  -->  00:16:01,877
I did everything.

397
00:16:02,586  -->  00:16:03,837
[in English] I thought she was happy.

398
00:16:03,921  -->  00:16:05,381
[clicks tongue] That's a penis!

399
00:16:05,464  -->  00:16:07,800
-[Luis] What?
-[Macky] What Cathy said hurt,

400
00:16:07,883  -->  00:16:11,303
but maybe she's not happy with…

401
00:16:12,388  -->  00:16:13,847
Dammit, man!

402
00:16:13,931  -->  00:16:15,683
-Why don't you just stab me?
-[July] Carps… [puffs]

403
00:16:16,266  -->  00:16:17,351
Real talk.

404
00:16:18,310  -->  00:16:19,728
We've seen all of that.

405
00:16:20,479  -->  00:16:21,480
And it is… you know…

406
00:16:21,563  -->  00:16:22,398
-[loud thud]
-[Luis] Damn you!

407
00:16:22,481  -->  00:16:23,482
So what if I have a small…

408
00:16:24,566  -->  00:16:26,527
[sighs] …penis?

409
00:16:27,236  -->  00:16:28,070
I loved her.

410
00:16:28,153  -->  00:16:30,030
More than she could handle.

411
00:16:30,114  -->  00:16:32,700
All is good, but she did say

412
00:16:32,783  -->  00:16:34,702
that she wasn't as excited as before.

413
00:16:34,785  -->  00:16:36,078
-[Luis sighs]
-What's the plan, then?

414
00:16:36,578  -->  00:16:37,830
[sighs]

415
00:16:45,796  -->  00:16:47,131
[ominous music playing]

416
00:16:48,799  -->  00:16:50,467
[in English] "Be the bigger man."

417
00:16:53,804  -->  00:16:55,055
Come with me.

418
00:16:55,139  -->  00:16:56,932
-[Macky] Where?
-[funky music playing]

419
00:17:00,644  -->  00:17:01,770
Thailand?

420
00:17:01,854  -->  00:17:02,980
[July] On you?

421
00:17:05,899  -->  00:17:10,237
[quirky music playing]

422
00:17:22,458  -->  00:17:23,417
[bag zips]

423
00:17:28,589  -->  00:17:29,423
[bottles clink]

424
00:17:29,506  -->  00:17:31,216
[July] Oh, wow! Forgot to bring cash, man!

425
00:17:31,800  -->  00:17:32,926
[Macky] What if you get off?

426
00:17:33,010  -->  00:17:34,094
There's your house! Look!

427
00:17:34,595  -->  00:17:35,637
[Luis in English] Don't worry, bros!

428
00:17:35,721  -->  00:17:36,597
I've got this.

429
00:17:37,097  -->  00:17:38,223
[July] You're the best, Carps!

430
00:17:38,307  -->  00:17:39,767
That's why you're my best friend!

431
00:17:39,850  -->  00:17:41,310
[Macky] Liar!

432
00:17:41,393  -->  00:17:42,728
[July] Good night, best friend!

433
00:17:42,811  -->  00:17:43,896
[Macky in English] Plastic.

434
00:17:46,315  -->  00:17:47,608
[upbeat music playing]

435
00:17:54,281  -->  00:17:56,283
[indistinct chattering]

436
00:18:00,996  -->  00:18:04,166
[July] Is it just me,
or are they all checking us out?

437
00:18:04,833  -->  00:18:06,293
[Macky] Jesus, July.

438
00:18:06,794  -->  00:18:07,628
We just landed!

439
00:18:07,711  -->  00:18:10,005
Save the panty hunt for later!

440
00:18:12,424  -->  00:18:14,384
[Carps] You're right. But why?

441
00:18:16,845  -->  00:18:20,474
[July] Whatever this is,
it's a good sign for Carps.

442
00:18:22,893  -->  00:18:25,104
You can forget…

443
00:18:25,187  -->  00:18:26,522
Forget who? I dunno.

444
00:18:26,605  -->  00:18:27,773
-[July] Who's that?
-[Macky] Hmm?

445
00:18:27,856  -->  00:18:29,775
I forgot man. I forgot who.

446
00:18:29,858  -->  00:18:31,193
[music ends]

447
00:18:31,276  -->  00:18:32,736
[in English] Ow! What did I do?

448
00:18:32,820  -->  00:18:37,324
[speaking Thai] Big Bird, I hate you.
My husband left me because of you.

449
00:18:38,033  -->  00:18:39,034
[Luis] Huh?

450
00:18:41,495  -->  00:18:43,956
Is that how they welcome tourists here?

451
00:18:44,832  -->  00:18:45,958
Bitch!

452
00:18:46,041  -->  00:18:47,000
Huh?

453
00:18:51,880  -->  00:18:53,006
[Luis in English] Thank you.

454
00:18:53,090  -->  00:18:54,675
-[in Thai] Thank you.
-[in English] Thank you.

455
00:18:56,927  -->  00:18:58,137
[July] Penis!

456
00:19:00,764  -->  00:19:01,723
Penis!

457
00:19:03,642  -->  00:19:04,518
-[July] Penis!
-Hey!

458
00:19:04,601  -->  00:19:05,435
What are you up to, dork?

459
00:19:05,519  -->  00:19:08,105
Just checking if there are Filipinos here.

460
00:19:08,188  -->  00:19:09,022
Can you speak Thai?

461
00:19:09,648  -->  00:19:11,149
-No.
-[July] There you go.

462
00:19:11,984  -->  00:19:13,986
-Penis!
-Quit that! It's embarrassing!

463
00:19:14,987  -->  00:19:16,280
-[wistful music playing]
-They don't know what it means, man.

464
00:19:17,030  -->  00:19:19,241
-[shouts] Penis!
-Stop that!

465
00:19:19,867  -->  00:19:21,535
Hey, penis! Where's the key?

466
00:19:22,786  -->  00:19:23,745
[Macky] Give it to me.

467
00:19:24,496  -->  00:19:26,081
I should slap you with a penis!

468
00:19:27,916  -->  00:19:29,209
Maybe it's my accent.

469
00:19:30,335  -->  00:19:31,169
Dique.

470
00:19:31,253  -->  00:19:33,172
[ominous music playing]

471
00:19:39,553  -->  00:19:41,638
[Deborah, in Thai] This is a mess!
Margins are too low!

472
00:19:42,347  -->  00:19:45,976
[Deborah, in Thai] How many times
do I have to repeat myself?

473
00:19:46,476  -->  00:19:48,604
[in Thai] Credit is good,
but we need cash!

474
00:19:48,687  -->  00:19:52,482
[in Thai] If we could
only get back to making porn

475
00:19:52,566  -->  00:19:54,401
once Big Bird comes back,

476
00:19:54,484  -->  00:19:56,737
-then we can…
-[tense music playing]

477
00:19:56,820  -->  00:19:57,863
[Deborah, in Thai] Then, what?

478
00:19:57,946  -->  00:19:59,698
[in Thai] Big Bird is gone! Huh?

479
00:20:00,198  -->  00:20:03,035
[in Thai] Mention that name again,

480
00:20:03,118  -->  00:20:06,788
and I'll cut your dick off
and make you suck it! Got it?

481
00:20:06,872  -->  00:20:08,749
[in Thai] Sorry, Deborah, sorry.

482
00:20:09,750  -->  00:20:11,251
-[in Thai] Out!
-[groans]

483
00:20:11,335  -->  00:20:14,129
[speaking in Thai]

484
00:20:15,255  -->  00:20:16,506
Hmm.

485
00:20:23,263  -->  00:20:24,723
-[ominous music playing]
-[papers rustle]

486
00:20:27,267  -->  00:20:28,894
[bald eagle screeching sound]

487
00:20:28,977  -->  00:20:32,397
[clicks tongue, in Thai]
Big Bird, where are you?

488
00:20:35,234  -->  00:20:36,068
[Macky] Wow, Carps!

489
00:20:36,151  -->  00:20:38,779
Didn't know you had a thing for me.

490
00:20:38,862  -->  00:20:41,573
[chuckles, in English] So romantic, huh?

491
00:20:41,657  -->  00:20:42,574
-Wow.
-Hardcore.

492
00:20:42,658  -->  00:20:43,951
-[in English] Honeymoon.
-Hello.

493
00:20:44,034  -->  00:20:45,369
-[in English] Hi. Hi.
-Hello.

494
00:20:45,452  -->  00:20:46,995
[laughing]

495
00:20:47,079  -->  00:20:49,081
Wait. Who's this really for?

496
00:20:49,164  -->  00:20:51,959
Were you thinking of us
when you booked this?

497
00:20:52,042  -->  00:20:52,876
-[mumbles]
-Of course!

498
00:20:52,960  -->  00:20:54,294
He wanted to sleep with you.

499
00:20:54,378  -->  00:20:55,462
[laughs]

500
00:20:55,545  -->  00:20:58,048
Where do I sleep, then, Carps? In between?

501
00:20:58,131  -->  00:20:59,633
We can all squeeze in.

502
00:20:59,716  -->  00:21:00,676
-Why?
-[sighs]

503
00:21:01,635  -->  00:21:02,552
Come on, guys.

504
00:21:02,636  -->  00:21:05,389
Already paid for everything
and you're still complaining!

505
00:21:05,472  -->  00:21:06,306
Wow!

506
00:21:06,390  -->  00:21:08,100
-He's rubbing it in again!
-Yeah, right.

507
00:21:08,183  -->  00:21:10,560
-I'll just fly home, then.
-Go ahead! How?

508
00:21:10,644  -->  00:21:12,479
-Give me money.
-See?

509
00:21:13,230  -->  00:21:15,107
Are you really ready to move on?

510
00:21:15,190  -->  00:21:17,818
-Or you're still thinking of Cathy?
-[gulping]

511
00:21:17,901  -->  00:21:20,195
Forget her.
She's not thinking of you anyway.

512
00:21:20,279  -->  00:21:21,613
Harsh.

513
00:21:22,322  -->  00:21:23,865
What a bitch.

514
00:21:25,033  -->  00:21:26,868
[July in Taglish] Anyway.
Our objective now

515
00:21:26,952  -->  00:21:30,038
is for all of us to get laid! Okay?

516
00:21:30,122  -->  00:21:34,334
[in English] This will be
the best day of our lives.

517
00:21:34,418  -->  00:21:36,420
[in English] Hands in, boys!

518
00:21:37,587  -->  00:21:38,463
We will fuck!

519
00:21:39,131  -->  00:21:42,384
-We will fuck!
-We will fuck!

520
00:21:42,467  -->  00:21:43,552
-We will fuck!
-We will fuck!

521
00:21:43,635  -->  00:21:45,012
-We will fuck!
-We will fuck!

522
00:21:45,095  -->  00:21:46,388
-We will fuck!
-We will fuck!

523
00:21:46,471  -->  00:21:47,389
-We will fuck!
-We will fuck!

524
00:21:47,472  -->  00:21:50,475
[gong bangs sound]

525
00:21:51,184  -->  00:21:53,562
[muttering]

526
00:21:53,645  -->  00:21:54,646
[whispers] What?

527
00:22:05,741  -->  00:22:06,783
[sniffs]

528
00:22:08,910  -->  00:22:12,873
-[July snoring]
-[wistful music playing]

529
00:22:12,956  -->  00:22:14,249
[snorts]

530
00:22:20,255  -->  00:22:21,423
[bell dings]

531
00:22:21,506  -->  00:22:22,591
[Macky] All right. [scoffs]

532
00:22:22,674  -->  00:22:23,925
[Macky] Shit, here we go.

533
00:22:24,009  -->  00:22:25,135
What'd I do?

534
00:22:26,553  -->  00:22:27,554
[Macky clears throat]

535
00:22:28,638  -->  00:22:32,350
-[tranquil music playing]
-[coins clanking]

536
00:22:34,311  -->  00:22:35,979
[July] Oh, sorry.

537
00:22:36,063  -->  00:22:37,647
[Macky] Hurry. Oh.

538
00:22:38,231  -->  00:22:39,900
-Is this all we're doing in Thailand?
-Yes, pray.

539
00:22:39,983  -->  00:22:41,985
[coins clank]

540
00:22:42,069  -->  00:22:44,071
[indistinct chattering]

541
00:22:44,988  -->  00:22:45,989
[camera clicks]

542
00:22:46,865  -->  00:22:48,075
There.

543
00:22:48,825  -->  00:22:51,078
-[Macky, in Thai] Thank you!
-[man] Hello.

544
00:22:54,122  -->  00:22:55,499
[bell chiming]

545
00:22:58,794  -->  00:22:59,795
[Macky] Hey!

546
00:23:04,508  -->  00:23:05,634
[camera clicks]

547
00:23:06,301  -->  00:23:09,888
[upbeat music playing]

548
00:23:09,971  -->  00:23:11,348
[Macky] Weren't we here before?

549
00:23:12,057  -->  00:23:13,892
[Luis] This is supposed to be
the way to the restaurant.

550
00:23:13,975  -->  00:23:15,602
I thought we were looking for a bar.

551
00:23:15,685  -->  00:23:17,020
I thought we were getting a massage first.

552
00:23:17,104  -->  00:23:19,689
The massage place, bar, and restaurant
are all clumped together.

553
00:23:20,190  -->  00:23:21,024
Which is which?

554
00:23:21,108  -->  00:23:22,818
-Do you know how to use that?
-I think we're lost.

555
00:23:22,901  -->  00:23:24,861
Turn your clothes
inside out. Hurry. We're lost.

556
00:23:24,945  -->  00:23:27,072
[Macky] Will you stop that!?

557
00:23:27,155  -->  00:23:28,615
Stop believing in shit like that!

558
00:23:28,698  -->  00:23:30,283
We've got nothing to lose!

559
00:23:30,367  -->  00:23:31,993
But now we're lost.

560
00:23:32,077  -->  00:23:33,161
Let's just ask for help!

561
00:23:33,245  -->  00:23:35,455
We can't even understand each other!
You think they can?

562
00:23:35,539  -->  00:23:36,790
Think, dude!

563
00:23:36,873  -->  00:23:38,500
That one! Let's ask this one.

564
00:23:38,583  -->  00:23:39,793
That's where we came from.

565
00:23:39,876  -->  00:23:41,253
[in English] Excuse me, miss.

566
00:23:41,336  -->  00:23:42,504
[in English] Miss, I'm sorry.

567
00:23:42,587  -->  00:23:44,923
[in English] Do you know
where the massage is?

568
00:23:45,006  -->  00:23:46,091
-[in English] You know the massa-- Ow!
-[woman grunts]

569
00:23:46,174  -->  00:23:47,884
-Again!
-[angry woman speaking Thai] It was you.

570
00:23:47,968  -->  00:23:51,054
My husband had been watching your movie
until the day he died.

571
00:23:52,097  -->  00:23:53,223
The hell did you do, Carps?

572
00:23:53,306  -->  00:23:54,349
The hell should I know?

573
00:23:55,308  -->  00:23:57,352
Maybe that's really the way
they greet in Thailand?

574
00:23:57,435  -->  00:23:58,520
Let's just go!

575
00:23:59,688  -->  00:24:00,897
-[feel-good music playing]
-[Macky] I kinda miss being slapped.

576
00:24:00,981  -->  00:24:02,274
[July] Bad trip, man.

577
00:24:02,357  -->  00:24:04,776
This was not the adventure
we planned here.

578
00:24:04,860  -->  00:24:06,736
-Just take a picture of me, quick!
-[July coughs]

579
00:24:06,820  -->  00:24:08,488
Come on. Pretend I'm Miss Thailand.

580
00:24:08,572  -->  00:24:10,157
[Macky] Here we go.

581
00:24:10,240  -->  00:24:11,825
-[Macky] See?
-[July] Hmm.

582
00:24:11,908  -->  00:24:13,034
-[camera clicks]
-[July] Okay.

583
00:24:13,118  -->  00:24:15,245
[Macky in English] Miss… Thailand!

584
00:24:15,328  -->  00:24:17,372
-[Luis] There's no signal!
-[July] Keep posing.

585
00:24:17,455  -->  00:24:18,582
One more!

586
00:24:19,457  -->  00:24:20,959
-[July] Your dad will love this.
-[camera clicks]

587
00:24:21,042  -->  00:24:23,086
-Dork.
-Carps, get in the pic.

588
00:24:23,170  -->  00:24:24,421
-[Macky] Come on, Carps! Look at my pose.
-Hurry!

589
00:24:25,172  -->  00:24:26,173
[July] Hurry, hurry.

590
00:24:26,256  -->  00:24:27,632
Pose, pose, pose, pose.

591
00:24:27,716  -->  00:24:29,176
-[camera clicks]
-Let me join, guys!

592
00:24:29,259  -->  00:24:31,094
[July] You're hogging all the pics!

593
00:24:31,178  -->  00:24:33,263
-Not working.
-Let me see.

594
00:24:33,930  -->  00:24:34,764
-Is it broken?
-[camera beeps]

595
00:24:34,848  -->  00:24:35,932
[in Taglish] Battery's low.

596
00:24:36,433  -->  00:24:38,393
Put it in your bag, Carps.
I'll charge it back at the hotel.

597
00:24:38,476  -->  00:24:40,145
-[Luis] Okay.
-[July] Penis!

598
00:24:41,271  -->  00:24:43,356
-Penis!
-You not done with that, July?

599
00:24:43,440  -->  00:24:44,774
This is a tourist spot, man.

600
00:24:44,858  -->  00:24:47,068
More likely than not
there are Filipinos here.

601
00:24:47,569  -->  00:24:48,570
Penis!

602
00:24:49,362  -->  00:24:51,573
[heavy synth swoosh]

603
00:24:53,366  -->  00:24:54,409
Ti… thi?

604
00:24:55,452  -->  00:24:57,287
-[Luis] Silly.
-Penis!

605
00:24:57,370  -->  00:24:59,164
-[man in English] Yes? Huh?
-Pe…

606
00:24:59,247  -->  00:25:00,081
[in Thai] Hello.

607
00:25:00,165  -->  00:25:01,917
-[in English] You call my name?
-Uh, what?

608
00:25:02,000  -->  00:25:03,376
-[in English] No, no, no.
-[in English] My name, you call?

609
00:25:03,460  -->  00:25:04,628
-[in English] No, no, no.
-[in English] You call my name?

610
00:25:04,711  -->  00:25:06,421
-[in English] No, no.
-[in English] Why? What's your name?

611
00:25:06,504  -->  00:25:07,881
-Tithi.
-[Macky and July gasp]

612
00:25:07,964  -->  00:25:09,299
-[in English] Yeah. Prajak Tithi.
-[July in English Your name is tite?

613
00:25:09,883  -->  00:25:11,259
-[in English] Yeah. Prajak Tithi.
-[laughs]

614
00:25:11,343  -->  00:25:12,802
[in English] T-i-t-h-i.

615
00:25:12,886  -->  00:25:13,845
[Prajak in English] Oh, you smile.
Why you smile?

616
00:25:13,929  -->  00:25:15,263
-[July] No, no, no, no.
-[Macky] No, no, no, no.

617
00:25:15,347  -->  00:25:16,431
[in English] Something funny? My name?

618
00:25:16,514  -->  00:25:18,266
[in English] We thought
your name is spelled like

619
00:25:18,350  -->  00:25:20,185
"penis" in Filipino.

620
00:25:20,268  -->  00:25:21,186
[in English] Oh! You're from Philippines?

621
00:25:21,269  -->  00:25:23,230
-[all three] Yes!
-Philippines?

622
00:25:23,313  -->  00:25:24,898
-[in Tagalog] Welcome!
-[cheering]

623
00:25:24,981  -->  00:25:26,149
-[Macky] Welcome!
-[July] He says welcome!

624
00:25:26,233  -->  00:25:27,817
-[July] Welcome.
-[in English] You have tour guide?

625
00:25:27,901  -->  00:25:28,902
-[in English] Tour guide already you have?
-[Macky] No, no, no, no.

626
00:25:28,985  -->  00:25:30,487
[in English] We don't need a tour guide.
Thank you!

627
00:25:30,570  -->  00:25:32,781
We're lost, man! We need one!

628
00:25:33,949  -->  00:25:36,701
[Luis stutters, in English]
Yes, yes! We need tour guide.

629
00:25:36,785  -->  00:25:39,037
-[in English] Okay. Very nice. Okay.
-Yes. Uh…

630
00:25:39,120  -->  00:25:41,665
-[in English] How much?
-[in English] No problem, it's very cheap.

631
00:25:41,748  -->  00:25:43,708
[in English] Take you all tourist spots!

632
00:25:43,792  -->  00:25:45,502
[in English] Floating market! Banana Show!

633
00:25:45,585  -->  00:25:47,545
[in English] With mango sticky rice
and a lot of buko.

634
00:25:47,629  -->  00:25:49,172
-[in English] No, not buko, coconut…
-[July] Sounds expensive!

635
00:25:49,256  -->  00:25:50,882
You don't even know how much
and you're calling it!

636
00:25:50,966  -->  00:25:53,009
-It's my money!
-[Prajak] Yeah?

637
00:25:53,677  -->  00:25:55,387
[in English] Yes, yes, yes, yes!
We need tour guide, yes.

638
00:25:55,470  -->  00:25:57,722
[in English] Oh. Okay, so, just follow me.

639
00:25:57,806  -->  00:25:58,640
-[in English] Yeah, let's go!
-[Prajak] Okay!

640
00:25:58,723  -->  00:25:59,641
-[Prajak] Okay!
-[Macky] This is nice.

641
00:25:59,724  -->  00:26:01,643
-[Prajak, in Tagalog] Thank you!
-[July] Thank you!

642
00:26:01,726  -->  00:26:03,353
-[July] Oh.
-[Luis] Told you!

643
00:26:03,436  -->  00:26:04,604
[Luis] We even have our own tuk-tuk!

644
00:26:04,688  -->  00:26:06,356
[Macky] Thank you!
My feet are killing me already!

645
00:26:06,439  -->  00:26:08,066
-[Prajak in English] Come in!
-[Luis] Come in?

646
00:26:08,566  -->  00:26:09,442
[Prajak] Yeah.

647
00:26:09,943  -->  00:26:10,860
[July] Dammit! This is tiny!

648
00:26:10,944  -->  00:26:11,945
Is this all you've got?

649
00:26:12,028  -->  00:26:13,071
[Prajak in English] One foot apart.

650
00:26:13,655  -->  00:26:15,323
-[Macky] Eat less rice.
-[July grunts]

651
00:26:15,407  -->  00:26:17,534
-[Macky] Ouch!
-[July] Pussy!

652
00:26:17,617  -->  00:26:20,287
[in English] You wanna go… eat first?

653
00:26:20,370  -->  00:26:21,913
[in English] Sightseeing first?

654
00:26:21,997  -->  00:26:24,082
[in English] Can you take us somewhere…

655
00:26:24,165  -->  00:26:25,834
where we can have, you know…

656
00:26:25,917  -->  00:26:26,918
-fun, you know…
-Yeah.

657
00:26:27,002  -->  00:26:28,128
-[Luis in English] Happy, happy!
-Fun?

658
00:26:28,211  -->  00:26:30,130
-[in English] Happy, happy?
-This is annoying!

659
00:26:30,213  -->  00:26:32,465
-[in Taglish] Let me try! We want girls.
-[in English] Girls?

660
00:26:32,549  -->  00:26:34,884
-[in English] Boys…
-[Prajak in English] Oh! Boy? Lady boy?

661
00:26:34,968  -->  00:26:36,094
-[in English] Naked.
-[Prajak in English] Naked.

662
00:26:36,177  -->  00:26:37,929
-[in English] Boys? Naked?
-[July] Let me do it. Prajak.

663
00:26:38,013  -->  00:26:39,055
-[in English] Yeah?
-[July in English] Look at my hands.

664
00:26:39,139  -->  00:26:40,557
-[in English] Look at my hands.
-Okay.

665
00:26:40,640  -->  00:26:41,599
Oh.

666
00:26:42,600  -->  00:26:45,520
-[whimsical music playing]
-[Prajak] Oh! Okay, okay!

667
00:26:45,603  -->  00:26:46,771
[Prajak in English] I know! I know it!

668
00:26:46,855  -->  00:26:49,107
-[cheering]
-[overlapping chatter]

669
00:26:49,190  -->  00:26:51,234
-[in English] Okay, let's go!
-[Macky] Yeah.

670
00:26:51,318  -->  00:26:52,986
-[Prajak in English] Okay! Let's go?
-[in English] Let's go!

671
00:26:53,069  -->  00:26:55,363
[all in English] Let's go. [cheering]

672
00:26:56,072  -->  00:27:00,076
[upbeat Latin-pop music playing]

673
00:27:09,377  -->  00:27:10,587
ROYAL JUBILEE GATE

674
00:27:11,588  -->  00:27:13,089
LONG LIVE THE ROYAL

675
00:27:15,550  -->  00:27:17,427
MINISTRY OF DEFENCE

676
00:27:22,557  -->  00:27:24,184
Penis!

677
00:27:25,143  -->  00:27:26,186
Penis!

678
00:27:30,023  -->  00:27:31,941
-[July] Is this it?
-[Luis] Your knee.

679
00:27:32,025  -->  00:27:32,859
[Luis] This is it!

680
00:27:32,942  -->  00:27:34,402
-[Macky] At last!
-[Luis] Let's go!

681
00:27:34,486  -->  00:27:35,653
[Macky] Everyone looks drunk!

682
00:27:36,946  -->  00:27:38,823
-[Macky] Prajak said this is it.
-Looks good.

683
00:27:39,407  -->  00:27:40,241
[in English] Hey!

684
00:27:40,742  -->  00:27:42,744
[in English] Watch
where you're going, you fat fuck!

685
00:27:42,827  -->  00:27:43,828
[in English] What did you say? Huh?

686
00:27:43,912  -->  00:27:45,330
-[in English] Say it to my face!
-No, no, no.

687
00:27:45,413  -->  00:27:46,664
[Macky] Too hot, dude.

688
00:27:46,748  -->  00:27:47,874
Save it for the girls.

689
00:27:47,957  -->  00:27:50,543
[in English] Yeah! Listen to your girl.

690
00:27:50,627  -->  00:27:51,544
[laughs]

691
00:27:51,628  -->  00:27:52,462
The hell did you say?

692
00:27:52,545  -->  00:27:53,797
-[in English] Hey!
-No, no, no.

693
00:27:53,880  -->  00:27:55,924
-[in English] Take it easy!
-[in English] Sorry. He didn't mean it.

694
00:27:56,007  -->  00:27:57,926
-Want me to smack you?
-Ignore those douchebags.

695
00:27:58,009  -->  00:27:59,677
-[Luis] Ignore them.
-[July] That's right.

696
00:28:00,804  -->  00:28:02,222
-[Luis] Come on.
-[in English] What happened?

697
00:28:03,681  -->  00:28:05,141
[in English] Wel"cum"!

698
00:28:05,225  -->  00:28:09,479
[in English] To the Sanctuary of Desire!

699
00:28:09,562  -->  00:28:12,023
[in English] Please. Cum…

700
00:28:12,107  -->  00:28:13,274
in.

701
00:28:13,358  -->  00:28:15,110
-[energetic club music playing]
-[in English] Come Let's go.

702
00:28:15,193  -->  00:28:16,945
-You good?
-[in English] Let's go.

703
00:28:18,071  -->  00:28:19,364
[Prajak in English] Let's go.

704
00:28:20,490  -->  00:28:21,324
Okay.

705
00:28:25,036  -->  00:28:26,287
[in Thai] Nice catch, Prajak.

706
00:28:26,788  -->  00:28:28,706
[in Thai] We're gonna make a killing!

707
00:28:29,332  -->  00:28:30,583
[Prajak, in Thai] Thank you.

708
00:28:30,667  -->  00:28:31,960
[in Thai] Let's go inside.

709
00:28:37,048  -->  00:28:38,216
[club owner, in English] Come. Cum.

710
00:28:38,299  -->  00:28:40,301
[in English] Gentlemen, cum.

711
00:28:40,385  -->  00:28:42,345
[in English] But do not cum too fast!

712
00:28:42,846  -->  00:28:43,763
[in English] Take your time.

713
00:28:44,264  -->  00:28:45,348
[in English] Sit here.

714
00:28:46,474  -->  00:28:48,309
[in English] Make yourselves at home.

715
00:28:48,393  -->  00:28:49,769
[in English] You will enjoy here.

716
00:28:51,104  -->  00:28:52,522
[club owner in Swahili] Hakuna matata.

717
00:28:52,605  -->  00:28:55,066
[in English] Don't worry, be happy.
Sit down.

718
00:28:55,150  -->  00:28:57,527
-[Prajak, in Thai] Thank you.
-[club owner, in Thai] Thank you!

719
00:28:58,111  -->  00:28:59,404
[Prajak, in English] See? Very nice.

720
00:29:01,489  -->  00:29:03,116
[Prajak in English] What you want? Here.

721
00:29:03,199  -->  00:29:04,743
-[Luis] Here?
-[Prajak] Yeah!

722
00:29:04,826  -->  00:29:05,827
[July] Okay, okay.

723
00:29:05,910  -->  00:29:08,121
[in Thai] Any problem?

724
00:29:08,913  -->  00:29:11,374
[in Thai] How did you find that guy?

725
00:29:11,458  -->  00:29:12,876
[indistinct chatter]

726
00:29:13,376  -->  00:29:16,171
[shrieks, in Thai] You fancy him?

727
00:29:16,671  -->  00:29:19,299
[speaking in Thai]

728
00:29:19,382  -->  00:29:21,968
[in Thai] I think they're Filipinos.

729
00:29:23,178  -->  00:29:25,388
[in Thai] You think?

730
00:29:26,306  -->  00:29:30,310
[in Thai] Anyway… [clapping]
Are you ready, girls?

731
00:29:30,852  -->  00:29:33,104
[in Thai] Are you ready for the show?

732
00:29:33,897  -->  00:29:38,485
-[electronic techno music blasts]
-[cheering]

733
00:29:44,157  -->  00:29:48,745
[cheering]

734
00:29:50,371  -->  00:29:51,456
[in English] Ah! You like it?

735
00:29:51,539  -->  00:29:52,540
-Yes! Yes!
-[Prajak mumbles]

736
00:29:52,624  -->  00:29:54,209
-[laughing]
-[July mumbles]

737
00:29:54,292  -->  00:29:56,127
[cheering, clapping]

738
00:29:56,211  -->  00:29:57,504
Wow!

739
00:29:58,254  -->  00:30:01,090
[Prajak in English]
Here we go! Here we go!

740
00:30:06,554  -->  00:30:08,139
[Prajak in English] Okay! Let's go!

741
00:30:08,223  -->  00:30:09,599
[Prajak in English] Let's go!

742
00:30:10,266  -->  00:30:14,562
[cheering, clapping]

743
00:30:18,817  -->  00:30:21,194
[indistinct shouting]

744
00:30:21,986  -->  00:30:26,449
[cheering, clapping]

745
00:30:27,242  -->  00:30:28,117
Mine? Mine?

746
00:30:29,536  -->  00:30:30,370
Wow!

747
00:30:30,453  -->  00:30:32,664
-[slurps]
-Yes! [cheering]

748
00:30:32,747  -->  00:30:34,249
-[cheering]
-[July belches]

749
00:30:34,332  -->  00:30:36,251
[in English] Later! Later! Later!

750
00:30:36,334  -->  00:30:37,877
-[Luis] Yes!
-[July] Here she is!

751
00:30:38,545  -->  00:30:40,505
[alarm beeping]

752
00:30:40,588  -->  00:30:43,508
[crowd] Whoa!

753
00:30:45,218  -->  00:30:46,344
-[crowd] Whoo!
-Oh!

754
00:30:46,427  -->  00:30:47,262
[Prajak in English] For you!

755
00:30:47,345  -->  00:30:48,513
-[screams]
-[Prajak laughs]

756
00:30:48,596  -->  00:30:50,473
[laughter, chattering]

757
00:30:50,557  -->  00:30:52,934
[crowd cheering]

758
00:30:53,017  -->  00:30:55,353
[Prajak in English] Very long! Very long!

759
00:30:55,436  -->  00:30:56,855
[Luis in English] What?

760
00:30:56,938  -->  00:31:00,733
[crowd gasping]

761
00:31:00,817  -->  00:31:02,235
[crowd] Oh!

762
00:31:03,736  -->  00:31:05,613
[woman moans]

763
00:31:07,866  -->  00:31:09,742
-[July] She smelled it!
-[Prajak laughs]

764
00:31:09,826  -->  00:31:10,994
[July speaking]

765
00:31:11,744  -->  00:31:13,705
-[screams]
-Yuck! Yuck!

766
00:31:13,788  -->  00:31:14,831
[shrieks]

767
00:31:14,914  -->  00:31:15,748
[Macky] Gross!

768
00:31:15,832  -->  00:31:17,458
[July laughing]

769
00:31:17,542  -->  00:31:19,127
You good?

770
00:31:19,210  -->  00:31:20,962
-[cheering]
-[upbeat music playing]

771
00:31:21,045  -->  00:31:22,839
This is it! This is it! This is it!

772
00:31:23,339  -->  00:31:24,716
[Macky] The hell is that?

773
00:31:24,799  -->  00:31:25,842
They're not done yet?

774
00:31:25,925  -->  00:31:27,135
[July] Bananas.

775
00:31:27,218  -->  00:31:28,177
Whoa!

776
00:31:28,261  -->  00:31:29,470
[Prajak in English] Banana Lady!
Banana Lady!

777
00:31:29,554  -->  00:31:31,264
He said Banana Lady.

778
00:31:36,728  -->  00:31:38,229
[Prajak in English]
Watch out for the banana!

779
00:31:38,313  -->  00:31:39,606
-[Prajak in English] Look for the banana!
-[July] Look for the banana?

780
00:31:39,689  -->  00:31:40,523
[Prajak in English] Here we go!

781
00:31:41,274  -->  00:31:42,400
-[crowd cheers]
-[Luis]The hell!

782
00:31:45,653  -->  00:31:46,779
[crowd cheering]

783
00:31:46,863  -->  00:31:48,573
[Macky] They stick that in there?

784
00:31:49,073  -->  00:31:50,491
-[shrieks]
-[gun cocking sound]

785
00:31:50,575  -->  00:31:51,576
[crowd gasps]

786
00:31:51,659  -->  00:31:52,702
[shrieks]

787
00:31:52,785  -->  00:31:54,370
-[cheering]
-[exhilarating music playing]

788
00:31:54,454  -->  00:31:55,455
[screaming]

789
00:31:55,538  -->  00:31:58,082
-[gun cocking sound]
-[cheering]

790
00:31:58,166  -->  00:31:59,417
-[gun cocking sound]
-[cheering]

791
00:32:00,793  -->  00:32:02,545
-[gun cocking sound]
-[shrieking]

792
00:32:02,629  -->  00:32:04,464
-[shrieking]
-[cheering]

793
00:32:04,547  -->  00:32:07,425
-[screaming]
-[gun cocking sound]

794
00:32:07,508  -->  00:32:08,968
[screaming]

795
00:32:09,052  -->  00:32:12,013
[cheering]

796
00:32:12,096  -->  00:32:13,348
-[Macky] Gross!
-[crowd cheering]

797
00:32:13,431  -->  00:32:14,641
-[man] Back off.
-[cheering]

798
00:32:15,642  -->  00:32:18,770
[ominous music playing]

799
00:32:19,562  -->  00:32:22,398
[in Thai] Hello? Can I talk to Deborah?

800
00:32:25,735  -->  00:32:27,236
[in English] Hello, Deborah?

801
00:32:27,320  -->  00:32:29,530
[in Thai] Your lost bird is like a pigeon.

802
00:32:29,614  -->  00:32:31,324
[in Thai] He's come back.

803
00:32:31,407  -->  00:32:33,326
[in Thai] I just saw him here.

804
00:32:36,871  -->  00:32:38,665
[in Thai] I'm sure, Deborah!

805
00:32:38,748  -->  00:32:40,833
[in Thai] It's Big Bird in the flesh!

806
00:32:40,917  -->  00:32:43,753
-Gross!
-It's okay! [chuckles]

807
00:32:43,836  -->  00:32:45,129
-[Luis] It's sticky.
-Oh! You two!

808
00:32:45,213  -->  00:32:47,048
-[Prajak] Here we go!
-Oh!

809
00:32:47,131  -->  00:32:48,132
Just relax. Just relax.

810
00:32:48,216  -->  00:32:50,051
-[Prajak] Oh, no, no, no, no.
-[muttering]

811
00:32:50,134  -->  00:32:52,845
-Relax, guys! Relax!
-[indistinct chattering]

812
00:32:52,929  -->  00:32:55,473
There! There. Okay.

813
00:32:55,556  -->  00:32:56,557
Don't move.

814
00:32:56,641  -->  00:32:57,684
-[muttering]
-The hell is this?

815
00:32:57,767  -->  00:33:00,520
-I can't see!
-It's not bad! It's not bad, okay?

816
00:33:00,603  -->  00:33:02,438
-[Macky] What bullshit is this, Carps?
-[Prajak] Just relax, okay?

817
00:33:02,522  -->  00:33:05,483
-[July] Okay.
-Stand up, stand up, slowly…

818
00:33:05,566  -->  00:33:07,652
-[Macky] I'm scared!
-Here we go.

819
00:33:07,735  -->  00:33:09,862
Okay. Then follow me.

820
00:33:09,946  -->  00:33:11,823
[Prajak in English]
Just hold me and follow me.

821
00:33:11,906  -->  00:33:13,741
Slowly. Okay.

822
00:33:13,825  -->  00:33:14,909
[ominous music playing]

823
00:33:14,993  -->  00:33:18,079
[Prajak] Okay. Okay.

824
00:33:19,497  -->  00:33:21,916
-[moans of pleasure]
-[bleep]

825
00:33:22,000  -->  00:33:23,418
-[narrator, in Thai] Raikantopeni!
-[laidback music playing]

826
00:33:23,501  -->  00:33:25,086
[in Thai] The following scenes
have been removed

827
00:33:25,169  -->  00:33:28,214
because they are too much
for Philippine movie.

828
00:33:28,297  -->  00:33:29,799
[in Thai] The scenes are very naughty

829
00:33:29,882  -->  00:33:32,593
and shameful with Kantotan.

830
00:33:32,677  -->  00:33:37,515
[in Thai] We are very sorry
for the inconvenience.

831
00:33:37,598  -->  00:33:39,851
[in Thai] For now,
please just imagine what is happening.

832
00:33:39,934  -->  00:33:41,769
[masseuse 1, in English]
Oh, you're different!

833
00:33:41,853  -->  00:33:42,687
[Macky] Hey, don't you dare!

834
00:33:42,770  -->  00:33:44,689
[masseuse 1, in English]
Maybe I insert this…

835
00:33:44,772  -->  00:33:46,274
-[Macky] Not there!
-…here.

836
00:33:46,357  -->  00:33:48,609
[Macky] Not there! [screams]

837
00:33:48,693  -->  00:33:52,196
-[July moaning]
-[masseuse 2 moaning]

838
00:33:52,697  -->  00:33:55,658
[July in English] Anyway,
it's hard to make new friends my age.

839
00:33:55,742  -->  00:33:58,703
[masseuse 2, in English] Oh, so sad.

840
00:33:58,786  -->  00:34:00,663
-[masseuse 3 giggling]
-[Luis in English] Why are you laughing?

841
00:34:00,747  -->  00:34:02,707
[masseuse 3, in English] So, so small.

842
00:34:02,790  -->  00:34:04,625
-[Luis] Uh… Don't look!
-[masseuse 3, in English] Like…

843
00:34:04,709  -->  00:34:06,169
-…candy!
-[Luis in English] What are you doing?

844
00:34:06,252  -->  00:34:08,045
-[masseuse 3 giggling]
-[Luis gasps, in English] No!

845
00:34:08,129  -->  00:34:10,882
[masseuse 3, in English] Okay,
I massage you with my boobs.

846
00:34:10,965  -->  00:34:13,009
-[Luis] No, no, no, no!
-[masseuse 3 giggling]

847
00:34:13,092  -->  00:34:14,218
-[Luis] Ouch!
-[masseuse 3 moaning]

848
00:34:14,302  -->  00:34:15,803
[Luis] No!

849
00:34:15,887  -->  00:34:19,182
[overlapping exaggerated
moans of pleasure]

850
00:34:21,768  -->  00:34:24,062
[narrator, in Thai]
Okay? Imagined already? Good!

851
00:34:24,145  -->  00:34:26,856
[in Thai] Let's continue the movie.
Thank you!

852
00:34:27,815  -->  00:34:32,528
[panting]

853
00:34:33,696  -->  00:34:35,198
[in English] Is this what I've become?

854
00:34:35,281  -->  00:34:36,741
Who am I really?

855
00:34:40,745  -->  00:34:44,791
[ominous music playing]

856
00:34:44,874  -->  00:34:45,917
[in English] You!

857
00:34:46,626  -->  00:34:48,336
-[in English] I know you.
-[Luis] Me?

858
00:34:48,836  -->  00:34:50,296
[in English] I know who you are!

859
00:34:51,506  -->  00:34:53,758
[in English] Kaoru,
let's take this man with us.

860
00:34:54,258  -->  00:34:55,259
[Luis gasps]

861
00:34:56,302  -->  00:34:58,054
[Luis] Okay. Okay, okay, okay!

862
00:34:58,930  -->  00:34:59,931
Okay.

863
00:35:00,848  -->  00:35:03,559
[upbeat club music playing]

864
00:35:04,185  -->  00:35:06,354
[in English] I can't believe
I'm here with a legend!

865
00:35:06,979  -->  00:35:08,439
[in English] How have you been?

866
00:35:08,523  -->  00:35:10,107
[in English] I have all your works.

867
00:35:10,191  -->  00:35:11,317
[in English] I collect them.

868
00:35:11,400  -->  00:35:12,235
[chuckles awkwardly]

869
00:35:13,027  -->  00:35:14,570
[Kimura in English] But I wonder why

870
00:35:14,654  -->  00:35:16,781
I don't see any new stuff from you.

871
00:35:16,864  -->  00:35:19,200
[nervous chuckle, in English] I'm sorry.

872
00:35:19,283  -->  00:35:21,077
[in English] I don't know what you mean.

873
00:35:21,160  -->  00:35:23,079
[in English] Why'd you disappear,
Big Bird?

874
00:35:23,663  -->  00:35:24,664
[in English] Women want you,

875
00:35:24,747  -->  00:35:27,917
and the men, they all want to be like you!

876
00:35:28,000  -->  00:35:32,088
[in English] You give Asian men
like me a big reputation!

877
00:35:32,171  -->  00:35:33,422
[laughing]

878
00:35:35,675  -->  00:35:37,093
[in English] Yes! Yes, yes. [chuckles]

879
00:35:37,176  -->  00:35:38,386
[in English] Big reputation.

880
00:35:38,886  -->  00:35:40,555
[in English] Yes, thank you.
Thank you so much. Thank you.

881
00:35:40,638  -->  00:35:42,014
[in English] Uh, I think I have to go.

882
00:35:42,098  -->  00:35:44,100
-[English] My friends are looking for me.
-[Kimura in English] Wait, wait.

883
00:35:44,934  -->  00:35:45,810
[in English] Wait, senpai.

884
00:35:46,936  -->  00:35:47,937
[exhales deeply]

885
00:35:49,105  -->  00:35:52,525
-[in English] I need you to try this.
-[in English] No, no, no, no.

886
00:35:52,608  -->  00:35:54,193
[in English] Sorry I… I don't smoke.

887
00:35:54,694  -->  00:35:55,653
[in English] No.

888
00:36:02,702  -->  00:36:05,454
-[Macky groans]
-[wistful music playing]

889
00:36:05,538  -->  00:36:06,539
-Bro!
-[July] Bro!

890
00:36:06,622  -->  00:36:08,249
-Help me…
-[July] The hell happened to you?

891
00:36:08,332  -->  00:36:09,792
Something bad happened.

892
00:36:09,876  -->  00:36:10,877
I think I'm going to pass out.

893
00:36:10,960  -->  00:36:13,212
[July] Wait, wait, wait.
What the hell happened?

894
00:36:13,796  -->  00:36:15,131
They molested me!

895
00:36:15,214  -->  00:36:16,841
I'm so dirty… [sobs]

896
00:36:17,425  -->  00:36:18,926
I'm so dirty…

897
00:36:20,011  -->  00:36:21,637
What's with the manicure?

898
00:36:21,721  -->  00:36:24,891
Nah, I just let her get what she wanted
so I can get what I wanted.

899
00:36:24,974  -->  00:36:27,059
And it's just nail polish.

900
00:36:27,143  -->  00:36:29,729
[scoffs] Isn't Carpio done yet?

901
00:36:29,812  -->  00:36:31,189
-Dunno.
-[in English] Excuse me.

902
00:36:31,272  -->  00:36:33,691
[in English] Leaving without paying, huh?

903
00:36:33,774  -->  00:36:34,650
[in English] Oh no! Uh…

904
00:36:34,734  -->  00:36:37,445
-[in English] Our money is with Carpio.
-[in English] Yes.

905
00:36:37,528  -->  00:36:39,363
-[July] Yeah.
-[English] Your friend has already left.

906
00:36:39,447  -->  00:36:40,364
[in English] What?

907
00:36:40,448  -->  00:36:42,283
[in English]
That can't be! He will never leave us.

908
00:36:42,366  -->  00:36:44,035
Oh…

909
00:36:44,118  -->  00:36:45,953
[in English] Done already? Good? Good?

910
00:36:46,037  -->  00:36:47,413
[in Thai] You're an idiot! Fucking stupid!

911
00:36:47,496  -->  00:36:50,583
[in Thai] How could you let
a customer out with no pay?

912
00:36:50,666  -->  00:36:52,501
[in English] Prajak! Have you seen Carpio?

913
00:36:53,252  -->  00:36:54,337
-[man] Big Bird!
-[music distorts]

914
00:36:59,091  -->  00:37:00,551
[elephant trumpet sound]

915
00:37:00,635  -->  00:37:02,511
[groans]

916
00:37:10,353  -->  00:37:13,314
[groans]

917
00:37:13,397  -->  00:37:15,232
-[in English] I thought you're with him.
-Huh?

918
00:37:15,316  -->  00:37:16,234
Carpio's missing?

919
00:37:16,317  -->  00:37:18,069
[in English] No, no, no!
He's just somewhere.

920
00:37:18,152  -->  00:37:19,695
[in English] Pay now!
Eight thousand baht each.

921
00:37:19,779  -->  00:37:20,780
[in English] Okay, we go to Carpio

922
00:37:20,863  -->  00:37:22,573
-and then we get the money.
-[Prajak in English] No, no. Pay first.

923
00:37:22,657  -->  00:37:23,741
-[in English] You pay now.
-[in English] We will pay you.

924
00:37:23,824  -->  00:37:25,326
-[Macky] No!
-[indistinct chatter]

925
00:37:25,409  -->  00:37:26,702
[July] How will we pay you
if we don't have money?

926
00:37:26,786  -->  00:37:27,620
[Macky in English] We will pay!

927
00:37:27,703  -->  00:37:28,579
[Macky in English] Will pay you, promise!

928
00:37:28,663  -->  00:37:31,123
-[Prajak] No!
-[July in English] No! We want our friend!

929
00:37:31,207  -->  00:37:33,459
[Prajak in English] There! There!
There's your friend!

930
00:37:33,542  -->  00:37:35,294
-[upbeat club music playing]
-[man moans]

931
00:37:35,378  -->  00:37:36,963
[silly sounds]

932
00:37:37,046  -->  00:37:37,880
[July] The hell happened to him?

933
00:37:37,964  -->  00:37:39,757
I think he's drunk. Come on.

934
00:37:39,840  -->  00:37:42,635
You get your money, we wait here.

935
00:37:43,678  -->  00:37:47,265
[Luis laughing]

936
00:37:47,348  -->  00:37:49,809
Yeah. That's us! Right?

937
00:37:49,892  -->  00:37:51,143
I have new friends.

938
00:37:51,227  -->  00:37:52,895
Yahoo!

939
00:37:52,979  -->  00:37:54,355
-Oh!
-[woman laughs]

940
00:37:54,438  -->  00:37:55,982
Oh! Oh!

941
00:37:56,065  -->  00:37:57,775
[in English] There! That's my…

942
00:37:57,858  -->  00:37:59,026
No, no, no!

943
00:37:59,110  -->  00:38:01,529
[in English] No, it's alright!
It's okay, that's my…

944
00:38:01,612  -->  00:38:03,531
my true friends.

945
00:38:03,614  -->  00:38:04,865
[in English] My old friends.

946
00:38:04,949  -->  00:38:07,576
-[Luis] Yeah. It's okay!
-Ah!

947
00:38:07,660  -->  00:38:08,619
[in English] Welcome!

948
00:38:08,703  -->  00:38:10,496
[in English] Big Bird's friends!

949
00:38:10,579  -->  00:38:11,998
-[in Thai] He is Kimura.
-[everyone cheering]

950
00:38:12,081  -->  00:38:14,583
[in Thai] Big exporter
of herbal medicines.

951
00:38:15,084  -->  00:38:17,670
[in Thai] One of our best patrons.

952
00:38:17,753  -->  00:38:20,172
[cheering, laughing]

953
00:38:20,256  -->  00:38:22,008
-Kimura?
-Hm-mm.

954
00:38:22,091  -->  00:38:23,592
[in Thai] Keep your eyes on them.

955
00:38:24,760  -->  00:38:28,514
-[Macky] Best! Night! Ever!
-[cheering]

956
00:38:31,183  -->  00:38:35,187
-[psychedelic reggae music playing]
-[laughter]

957
00:38:39,608  -->  00:38:41,360
[in English] May I have
your attention, everyone?

958
00:38:41,944  -->  00:38:43,946
[in English] Thank you
for sharing this night with me.

959
00:38:44,030  -->  00:38:47,199
[in English] I have a very successful
business of herbal medicine.

960
00:38:47,283  -->  00:38:49,660
-Oh. [chuckles]
-[July] Herbal medicine!

961
00:38:49,744  -->  00:38:51,954
-[Kimura] And other exotic products!
-[Macky] Samples, please!

962
00:38:52,038  -->  00:38:54,040
[Kimura in English] This is why
I'm very happy

963
00:38:54,123  -->  00:38:55,875
to have you, my friends,
to join my business.

964
00:38:55,958  -->  00:38:57,084
Oh!

965
00:38:57,168  -->  00:38:58,627
Business!

966
00:38:58,711  -->  00:39:01,422
-We'll be rich!
-[Kimura] And you, my friend!

967
00:39:01,505  -->  00:39:05,134
[Kimura in English] You'll be
a big part of my business.

968
00:39:05,217  -->  00:39:06,927
[cheering, clapping]

969
00:39:08,471  -->  00:39:09,346
From your extract,

970
00:39:09,430  -->  00:39:11,474
we will serve more men of our age

971
00:39:11,974  -->  00:39:14,018
to be like you… Big!

972
00:39:14,101  -->  00:39:15,519
-What?
-Extract?

973
00:39:15,603  -->  00:39:17,063
-Huh?
-They're going to milk Carpio?

974
00:39:17,146  -->  00:39:19,607
-[both laughing]
-[somber music playing]

975
00:39:20,900  -->  00:39:22,485
[in English] Me? Big?

976
00:39:22,568  -->  00:39:23,486
Yes!

977
00:39:23,569  -->  00:39:24,528
Wow!

978
00:39:24,612  -->  00:39:27,823
I… will… take… your…

979
00:39:27,907  -->  00:39:29,200
-penis!
-[screaming]

980
00:39:29,283  -->  00:39:31,035
-No!
-[July] Hey! What's this?!

981
00:39:31,118  -->  00:39:33,162
-[dramatic music playing]
-[laughter]

982
00:39:33,245  -->  00:39:34,705
[Prajak speaking Tagalog]

983
00:39:34,789  -->  00:39:36,832
[in Tagalog] Dammit!
Miss, I'm not part of this!

984
00:39:36,916  -->  00:39:38,959
-I don't know these dor…
-[indistinct chattering]

985
00:39:40,836  -->  00:39:42,421
[ominous music playing]

986
00:39:53,265  -->  00:39:54,725
[in Thai] He's in there.

987
00:40:00,397  -->  00:40:01,649
-[dramatic music playing]
-[screaming]

988
00:40:01,732  -->  00:40:04,068
Please! Please! Please!

989
00:40:04,151  -->  00:40:05,945
[cheering]

990
00:40:06,028  -->  00:40:07,530
[Luis] No! No! No! No! No!

991
00:40:07,613  -->  00:40:08,656
-[laughing]
-[Luis] No! No! No!

992
00:40:08,739  -->  00:40:10,616
-[Luis] Please! Please! Please! No! No!
-[screaming]

993
00:40:10,699  -->  00:40:12,785
[Luis] Please! No! No! No! No! No!

994
00:40:12,868  -->  00:40:14,370
-[screaming]
-[gun cocking sound]

995
00:40:15,079  -->  00:40:16,247
[gasps]

996
00:40:16,330  -->  00:40:17,873
[suspenseful music playing]

997
00:40:21,085  -->  00:40:22,503
[in English] Kimura-san, stop that!

998
00:40:23,838  -->  00:40:24,839
[in English] Deborah wants him!

999
00:40:26,006  -->  00:40:29,176
[in English] Goddamn that Deborah!
Who does she think she is?

1000
00:40:29,260  -->  00:40:31,011
[in Thai] May I remind you
that you owe Deborah debts.

1001
00:40:31,095  -->  00:40:34,098
If it weren't for her, the police,

1002
00:40:34,181  -->  00:40:38,269
will be all over you
for your weird aphrodisiac!

1003
00:40:38,352  -->  00:40:39,603
[grunts]

1004
00:40:39,687  -->  00:40:40,980
[in Thai] Let them go!

1005
00:40:41,063  -->  00:40:43,441
[mutters, gasps]

1006
00:40:43,524  -->  00:40:46,360
[panicked breathing]

1007
00:40:47,111  -->  00:40:48,237
[Macky] You asshole!

1008
00:40:48,320  -->  00:40:49,447
All this time, you can speak Tagalog!

1009
00:40:49,530  -->  00:40:51,198
My nose was bleeding
from all that English!

1010
00:40:51,282  -->  00:40:52,158
[Luis] He can speak Tagalog?

1011
00:40:52,241  -->  00:40:54,660
Asshole spoke, and I was like the hell?!

1012
00:40:54,743  -->  00:40:56,370
Aright, alright, I'm sorry.

1013
00:40:56,453  -->  00:40:57,455
I'm sorry, sirs!

1014
00:40:57,538  -->  00:40:59,957
How would I know it would get to this?

1015
00:41:00,040  -->  00:41:02,585
Oh. The hell do you get
from pretending to be Thai?

1016
00:41:02,668  -->  00:41:03,794
-[indistinct]
-Huh?

1017
00:41:03,878  -->  00:41:05,254
Pay this asshole, Carps.

1018
00:41:05,337  -->  00:41:07,047
The sooner this douchebag's
out of here, the better!

1019
00:41:07,131  -->  00:41:09,884
[Luis] Wait. Let me just thank the dude.

1020
00:41:09,967  -->  00:41:12,344
[in English] Hi, sir. Excuse me.

1021
00:41:12,428  -->  00:41:14,889
Thank you so much for… helping us earlier.

1022
00:41:15,681  -->  00:41:17,433
Uh, what's your name?

1023
00:41:19,643  -->  00:41:23,063
-[tense music playing]
-[July, Macky gasping]

1024
00:41:23,147  -->  00:41:25,274
[muffled struggling]

1025
00:41:25,357  -->  00:41:26,233
[Prajak] Okay, bye.

1026
00:41:26,317  -->  00:41:27,401
[man shouts]

1027
00:41:29,278  -->  00:41:30,613
-[shouts]
-[tense music playing]

1028
00:41:32,072  -->  00:41:34,241
-[in Thai] You're coming with us.
-Okay! Okay!

1029
00:41:35,951  -->  00:41:37,453
Oh my, Deborah!

1030
00:41:39,997  -->  00:41:41,832
[muttering]

1031
00:41:42,625  -->  00:41:44,752
[muttering]

1032
00:41:44,835  -->  00:41:46,420
[Luis] It really hurts. I'm dizzy.

1033
00:41:46,504  -->  00:41:49,131
[upbeat music playing]

1034
00:42:10,444  -->  00:42:15,950
-[Prajak sobbing]
-[thuds]

1035
00:42:16,659  -->  00:42:17,701
[groans]

1036
00:42:18,702  -->  00:42:21,247
Dammit, that hurts!

1037
00:42:22,498  -->  00:42:24,333
[Luis] The hell are we?

1038
00:42:24,416  -->  00:42:25,668
[Prajak] Hell.

1039
00:42:26,710  -->  00:42:27,836
Prajak?

1040
00:42:28,337  -->  00:42:29,296
Is that you?

1041
00:42:29,797  -->  00:42:31,173
[Prajak] Who else?

1042
00:42:32,049  -->  00:42:34,468
[Prajak] All those disguises
and I still get busted!

1043
00:42:35,135  -->  00:42:37,054
Why'd I have to talk to you dorks?

1044
00:42:37,137  -->  00:42:38,430
Hey! Prajak!

1045
00:42:39,640  -->  00:42:40,975
Is that your real name?

1046
00:42:41,475  -->  00:42:42,935
[clicks tongue] And how is this our fault?

1047
00:42:43,018  -->  00:42:44,770
[Luis] Why'd they bring us here?

1048
00:42:45,271  -->  00:42:46,480
Where are we, Carps?

1049
00:42:47,731  -->  00:42:49,108
-Come on.
-Huh?

1050
00:42:49,191  -->  00:42:51,485
[Macky] My back hurts, Carps.

1051
00:42:51,569  -->  00:42:52,403
[Luis groans]

1052
00:42:52,486  -->  00:42:54,530
-July! July!
-[groans]

1053
00:42:54,613  -->  00:42:55,531
Wake up.

1054
00:42:55,614  -->  00:42:57,283
-Is it time for breakfast?
-[Luis] What breakfast?

1055
00:42:57,366  -->  00:42:58,951
Dork, we're not in the hotel!

1056
00:42:59,034  -->  00:43:00,744
What? It's real?!

1057
00:43:01,412  -->  00:43:03,289
I thought I was just… Ow!

1058
00:43:03,372  -->  00:43:06,417
-My body hurts! [groans]
-[Luis grunts]

1059
00:43:06,500  -->  00:43:08,377
What happened? [grunts]

1060
00:43:09,044  -->  00:43:10,504
Why is this lying asshole with us?

1061
00:43:11,005  -->  00:43:12,840
[Prajak] We were all
taken together, moron!

1062
00:43:12,923  -->  00:43:14,883
And stop picking on me!

1063
00:43:14,967  -->  00:43:17,386
Let's just help each other
get out of here!

1064
00:43:17,469  -->  00:43:19,722
You have no idea what Deborah can do.

1065
00:43:19,805  -->  00:43:20,806
She controls even the cops!

1066
00:43:20,889  -->  00:43:23,559
Why? Is she worse than that Kimura guy?

1067
00:43:23,642  -->  00:43:26,353
[clicks tongue] Did you see his face
when they mentioned Deborah?

1068
00:43:26,437  -->  00:43:27,980
And why do you think I keep
putting on disguises

1069
00:43:28,063  -->  00:43:29,231
and hiding out?

1070
00:43:29,732  -->  00:43:31,859
[sighs] The hell are you saying?

1071
00:43:31,942  -->  00:43:33,527
My God. Know what?

1072
00:43:33,611  -->  00:43:37,114
Let's just all pray we get out of here.

1073
00:43:37,197  -->  00:43:38,824
Specially you, Big Bird!

1074
00:43:38,907  -->  00:43:40,993
I knew it! I had a bad feeling about you.

1075
00:43:41,076  -->  00:43:43,162
I've seen that face before!
I've watched you!

1076
00:43:43,787  -->  00:43:45,080
Wait!

1077
00:43:45,164  -->  00:43:47,166
-Who the hell's that Big Bird?
-Yeah.

1078
00:43:47,666  -->  00:43:49,001
[Prajak] You ask too many questions!

1079
00:43:49,084  -->  00:43:50,419
[panting]

1080
00:43:53,088  -->  00:43:54,256
[Prajak] Come here.

1081
00:43:59,845  -->  00:44:00,679
[cheesy '80s synth-funk
music playing on TV]

1082
00:44:00,763  -->  00:44:01,597
IT FEELS GOOD! DON'T STOP

1083
00:44:05,976  -->  00:44:09,063
[woman speaking Japanese on TV]

1084
00:44:09,146  -->  00:44:11,607
[Prajak] There. See?

1085
00:44:11,690  -->  00:44:13,025
You have the same face!

1086
00:44:13,108  -->  00:44:15,277
Does look like you, man!

1087
00:44:19,156  -->  00:44:20,908
[bald eagle screeching sound on TV]

1088
00:44:22,326  -->  00:44:23,535
-[dramatic music playing]
-[Macky] Shit! That's big!

1089
00:44:23,619  -->  00:44:24,870
That's why he's called Big Bird.

1090
00:44:24,953  -->  00:44:26,372
[Big Bird in English] Hard gattling!

1091
00:44:26,455  -->  00:44:29,208
-[gattling sound]
-[woman screaming on TV]

1092
00:44:30,209  -->  00:44:32,586
-[men groan]
-[woman moaning]

1093
00:44:32,670  -->  00:44:34,088
Hey!

1094
00:44:34,171  -->  00:44:35,714
[in Thai] What are you pervs doing?

1095
00:44:35,798  -->  00:44:37,049
-Uh, what…
-[man] You!

1096
00:44:37,132  -->  00:44:38,676
Deborah wants to see you!

1097
00:44:38,759  -->  00:44:39,843
[dramatic music playing]

1098
00:44:39,927  -->  00:44:41,845
-Wait, wait, wait!
-No, no.

1099
00:44:41,929  -->  00:44:43,722
-Please, please, please!
-[Macky] Carpio!

1100
00:44:43,806  -->  00:44:45,057
Why are you taking our friend?

1101
00:44:45,140  -->  00:44:47,810
[suspenseful music playing]

1102
00:44:49,645  -->  00:44:51,230
-No, no, no, sir!
-[man] Go!

1103
00:44:51,313  -->  00:44:52,481
I'm sorry.

1104
00:44:52,564  -->  00:44:54,566
No, no, no, please! Sir.

1105
00:44:57,194  -->  00:44:58,320
Ms. Deborah!

1106
00:45:00,406  -->  00:45:04,451
[tranquil music playing]

1107
00:45:04,535  -->  00:45:05,411
[in Italian] Hi, handsome.

1108
00:45:07,746  -->  00:45:09,832
[in English] Finally, you're back.

1109
00:45:19,842  -->  00:45:21,218
Wait, why's Prajak the only one tied up?

1110
00:45:21,301  -->  00:45:23,137
Probably 'cause he's a douche.

1111
00:45:23,220  -->  00:45:25,556
Wow. Such a sweet guy.

1112
00:45:25,639  -->  00:45:27,307
Ah. Hey, cutie.

1113
00:45:27,933  -->  00:45:29,476
Cutie! Psst.

1114
00:45:29,560  -->  00:45:32,521
[in English] Uh, where are we,
and why are we here?

1115
00:45:32,604  -->  00:45:34,481
[in English] This is Deborah's house,

1116
00:45:34,565  -->  00:45:35,774
where she does many business.

1117
00:45:36,358  -->  00:45:38,986
Like beauty pills, skin creams, inhalers,

1118
00:45:39,069  -->  00:45:40,362
also, porn.

1119
00:45:40,446  -->  00:45:41,613
Porn?!

1120
00:45:41,697  -->  00:45:42,656
[man whispers] Yeah.

1121
00:45:42,739  -->  00:45:44,741
Do you have man-to-man porn?

1122
00:45:45,784  -->  00:45:46,994
-No!
-[Macky] Okay.

1123
00:45:47,077  -->  00:45:48,704
I thought.

1124
00:45:48,787  -->  00:45:50,038
But wait, who's Deborah?

1125
00:45:50,122  -->  00:45:51,707
Ah!

1126
00:45:52,666  -->  00:45:54,168
[chuckles]

1127
00:45:54,251  -->  00:45:56,795
It's been a long time since I saw you.

1128
00:46:00,674  -->  00:46:02,384
[sinister music playing]

1129
00:46:02,468  -->  00:46:03,677
[Deborah] How are you?

1130
00:46:03,760  -->  00:46:05,387
I miss you, Big.

1131
00:46:06,180  -->  00:46:07,890
Why did you disappear?

1132
00:46:07,973  -->  00:46:09,266
Where did you go?

1133
00:46:09,766  -->  00:46:12,436
Have you forgotten your promise to me?

1134
00:46:13,228  -->  00:46:14,229
Uh…

1135
00:46:15,689  -->  00:46:16,940
Which one?

1136
00:46:17,691  -->  00:46:19,276
Your last film.

1137
00:46:19,359  -->  00:46:20,569
Your Big Bird Finale.

1138
00:46:20,652  -->  00:46:22,529
[unsettling music playing]

1139
00:46:22,613  -->  00:46:24,239
Have you forgotten it?

1140
00:46:28,785  -->  00:46:31,163
[Jaturawit in English] Deborah
is the biggest porn producer

1141
00:46:31,246  -->  00:46:32,998
in Asia in the '90s,

1142
00:46:33,081  -->  00:46:35,250
doing productions in Japan.

1143
00:46:35,334  -->  00:46:39,296
[in English] She and Big Bird opened doors
for the underground porn industry

1144
00:46:39,379  -->  00:46:43,342
to reach new heights
and even get to the international market.

1145
00:46:43,425  -->  00:46:45,344
[in English] Breaking stereotypes
of Asian men!

1146
00:46:45,427  -->  00:46:47,679
[in English] Who would've
thought this Thai expat,

1147
00:46:47,763  -->  00:46:50,015
Big Bird, would be big in Japan

1148
00:46:50,516  -->  00:46:52,518
and then all over Asia?

1149
00:46:53,185  -->  00:46:56,230
[in English] And Deborah was there,
to make him fly!

1150
00:46:56,313  -->  00:46:57,814
[in English] Oh, your English
is very good.

1151
00:46:57,898  -->  00:46:59,024
-Yeah, good.
-Yeah.

1152
00:46:59,107  -->  00:47:01,151
[in English] Actually, I read this.

1153
00:47:01,235  -->  00:47:02,945
-[July] Oh.
-At least he's good at reading.

1154
00:47:04,738  -->  00:47:05,864
[in English] Here.

1155
00:47:06,573  -->  00:47:07,866
[in English] Enjoy.

1156
00:47:10,077  -->  00:47:11,328
[Macky] Imagine that.

1157
00:47:11,411  -->  00:47:13,872
Carpio has a famous foreign look-alike.

1158
00:47:13,956  -->  00:47:15,707
Wonder why he didn't make it
to the Philippines?

1159
00:47:15,791  -->  00:47:18,919
In other countries, it's our
drama series that are famous.

1160
00:47:19,002  -->  00:47:20,921
You know too much!

1161
00:47:21,004  -->  00:47:22,297
For a lying douchebag.

1162
00:47:22,381  -->  00:47:23,549
Why would we believe you?

1163
00:47:23,632  -->  00:47:25,217
Remember, you still owe us.

1164
00:47:25,300  -->  00:47:27,177
Sorry. I thought you were asking me.

1165
00:47:27,678  -->  00:47:28,679
Baldy.

1166
00:47:31,682  -->  00:47:33,684
[in English] Can't you remember
anything at all?

1167
00:47:34,184  -->  00:47:35,185
Uh…

1168
00:47:36,186  -->  00:47:37,145
[in English] No.

1169
00:47:37,646  -->  00:47:39,064
[in English] I told you,

1170
00:47:39,565  -->  00:47:41,191
those drugs you constantly snort,

1171
00:47:41,775  -->  00:47:44,236
shooting up every drug you see,

1172
00:47:44,319  -->  00:47:45,904
it's going to fuck up your brain.

1173
00:47:46,697  -->  00:47:48,532
[in English] It will give you amnesia!

1174
00:47:48,615  -->  00:47:49,992
-[chuckles]
-[wistful music playing]

1175
00:47:50,075  -->  00:47:50,993
[in English] Yes!

1176
00:47:51,493  -->  00:47:53,078
[in English] Yes! Amnesia!

1177
00:47:53,161  -->  00:47:55,414
-[Deborah] Yes.
-[in English] Yeah, that's why I forgot.

1178
00:47:55,497  -->  00:47:56,665
[gasps]

1179
00:47:57,165  -->  00:47:59,418
-[gasps]
-Oh!

1180
00:48:00,043  -->  00:48:02,546
You seem to have gotten good at hiding it?

1181
00:48:03,547  -->  00:48:06,925
[Deborah in English] This is the legacy
you left behind, Big Bird.

1182
00:48:08,010  -->  00:48:09,803
[in English] You even won this.

1183
00:48:09,886  -->  00:48:12,848
[in English] This, this, this…
this trophy.

1184
00:48:15,267  -->  00:48:17,644
[in English] How could you
just throw everything away?

1185
00:48:18,353  -->  00:48:20,897
[in English] How could you
disappear from me?

1186
00:48:21,398  -->  00:48:23,692
[in English] Well, it doesn't matter.
You're back.

1187
00:48:23,775  -->  00:48:26,153
[in English] Let us bring back
the glory days, Big Bird.

1188
00:48:26,236  -->  00:48:27,738
-[in English] I think there's a mistake.
-[man shouts]

1189
00:48:27,821  -->  00:48:28,655
[in English] I am not…

1190
00:48:28,739  -->  00:48:31,241
[in English] We are making
your ultimate porn comeback.

1191
00:48:31,325  -->  00:48:32,242
[in English] Comeback gattling!

1192
00:48:32,826  -->  00:48:35,621
-[unsettling music playing]
-[laughing, in English] Tell me, Big Bird.

1193
00:48:35,704  -->  00:48:38,415
[in English] I never saw you
as someone who would have friends.

1194
00:48:38,498  -->  00:48:40,000
[in English] Who are these people?

1195
00:48:40,083  -->  00:48:42,210
[in English] Uh,
I just met them here, actually.

1196
00:48:42,294  -->  00:48:43,462
Douchebag.

1197
00:48:43,545  -->  00:48:44,546
[Deborah] Hmm…

1198
00:48:45,672  -->  00:48:48,300
[clicks tongue, in English]
Looks like he can do porn.

1199
00:48:48,967  -->  00:48:49,843
[in English] Me?

1200
00:48:50,344  -->  00:48:51,428
-[wistful music playing]
-She said porn?

1201
00:48:51,511  -->  00:48:53,180
You're okay with fucking a girl?

1202
00:48:53,263  -->  00:48:54,431
Of course not!

1203
00:48:54,514  -->  00:48:58,352
[in English] You're actually
friends with this… guy?

1204
00:48:59,102  -->  00:49:00,103
Prajak Tithi?

1205
00:49:01,313  -->  00:49:03,649
-[in English] You know him?
-[in English] Know him?!

1206
00:49:03,732  -->  00:49:06,693
-[laughing]
-[unsettling music playing]

1207
00:49:06,777  -->  00:49:10,405
[in English] He used to work for me
as one of my distributors.

1208
00:49:10,906  -->  00:49:12,574
[in English] Then I found out

1209
00:49:13,075  -->  00:49:17,537
he pirated my video
in Cambodia and Indonesia.

1210
00:49:17,621  -->  00:49:18,747
-[in English] Scammer!
-[chuckles]

1211
00:49:18,830  -->  00:49:22,250
[in Thai] Sorry!

1212
00:49:22,334  -->  00:49:25,420
[in English] Quiet!
If you have no business here anymore,

1213
00:49:25,504  -->  00:49:28,840
I can tell Jaturawit to get rid of them.

1214
00:49:29,841  -->  00:49:31,593
What? What did we do to you?

1215
00:49:31,677  -->  00:49:33,929
-Why are you going to kill us?
-Maybe "get rid" means make us leave,

1216
00:49:34,012  -->  00:49:36,556
-not kill.
-Really?

1217
00:49:36,640  -->  00:49:38,392
You wanna find out
what she means by "get rid"?

1218
00:49:38,475  -->  00:49:40,018
-[July] Of course. We don't know yet.
-[gun cocks]

1219
00:49:40,102  -->  00:49:42,145
-What the hell?!
-[in English] Shall we kill them?

1220
00:49:42,229  -->  00:49:43,397
-I knew it.
-[Jaturawit] Deborah.

1221
00:49:43,480  -->  00:49:44,815
-[in English] No, no, no! Please!
-[men muttering]

1222
00:49:44,898  -->  00:49:46,692
[in English] Why should I let them live?

1223
00:49:46,775  -->  00:49:49,486
-[July] Um…
-Uh…

1224
00:49:49,569  -->  00:49:51,655
-I'm a director! From the Philippines.
-[Prajak] Yeah, yeah.

1225
00:49:51,738  -->  00:49:54,324
-[July] Very good porn director.
-Yes. [chuckles]

1226
00:49:54,408  -->  00:49:57,411
I made many movies, like, um…

1227
00:49:57,911  -->  00:49:59,037
-Blow Me.
-[Prajak] Blow Me.

1228
00:49:59,121  -->  00:50:01,832
[July] Blow Me 2. Blow Me 3.

1229
00:50:01,915  -->  00:50:04,334
Uh, I did In Grandma's Arms.

1230
00:50:04,418  -->  00:50:05,836
-In Grandma's Arms. My favorite.
-[July] Yes.

1231
00:50:05,919  -->  00:50:07,379
[July] Penis-hed By Dawn.
Have you heard of that?

1232
00:50:07,963  -->  00:50:09,005
-[in English] Many, many porn.
-[Prajak] Yes.

1233
00:50:09,589  -->  00:50:10,507
-[July] And him!
-[mutters]

1234
00:50:10,590  -->  00:50:12,467
[July] Very good makeup artist. Very good.

1235
00:50:12,551  -->  00:50:14,177
-The best.
-I don't do makeup.

1236
00:50:14,261  -->  00:50:15,887
-You know makeup.
-[July] Very good makeup artist.

1237
00:50:15,971  -->  00:50:17,806
-Airbrush, airbrush.
-[July] We'll make your movie.

1238
00:50:17,889  -->  00:50:19,141
-We'll make a movie.
-[Prajak] Yes, yes.

1239
00:50:19,224  -->  00:50:20,892
Even with him?

1240
00:50:20,976  -->  00:50:21,810
[July] Um…

1241
00:50:21,893  -->  00:50:22,853
Translator!

1242
00:50:22,936  -->  00:50:24,312
-He's our translator.
-Yes! And cameraman!

1243
00:50:24,896  -->  00:50:26,857
-[July] And cameraman! Yes! yes!
-[Prajak] Yes…

1244
00:50:26,940  -->  00:50:28,900
-[in English] Lower cost, 2-in-1.
-[Prajak] Yeah.

1245
00:50:28,984  -->  00:50:32,320
[in English] Okay,
very well, Mr. Director.

1246
00:50:32,404  -->  00:50:35,323
[in English] You do my video.
We shall shoot it here.

1247
00:50:35,407  -->  00:50:40,203
[in English] Save me my money
from having to do it overseas.

1248
00:50:40,287  -->  00:50:41,580
[July] Oh, yes.

1249
00:50:41,663  -->  00:50:43,415
-Very good. Yeah, we make. We make.
-[Prajak mutters]

1250
00:50:44,499  -->  00:50:45,542
[in English] Big Bird,

1251
00:50:45,625  -->  00:50:48,879
I can't wait to see
your ultimate move again.

1252
00:50:48,962  -->  00:50:50,797
-[nervous chuckle]
-[laughing]

1253
00:50:50,881  -->  00:50:57,429
[all laughing]

1254
00:50:57,512  -->  00:50:58,889
[in English] Quiet!

1255
00:50:58,972  -->  00:51:00,515
[in English] What are you laughing at?

1256
00:51:04,978  -->  00:51:06,021
[chuckles]

1257
00:51:06,521  -->  00:51:10,025
-[upbeat music playing]
-[Luis panting]

1258
00:51:10,108  -->  00:51:12,152
What do we know about making porn?

1259
00:51:12,235  -->  00:51:13,528
It's just sex.

1260
00:51:13,612  -->  00:51:15,363
Let's just finish this,
then get out of here.

1261
00:51:15,447  -->  00:51:16,615
[Prajak] Promise?

1262
00:51:16,698  -->  00:51:18,617
What now, Mr. Carpio?

1263
00:51:18,700  -->  00:51:20,744
Are you sure you can do this?

1264
00:51:21,578  -->  00:51:23,205
I need to. [heavy breathing]

1265
00:51:23,288  -->  00:51:25,582
We can fake the angles, right? July?

1266
00:51:25,665  -->  00:51:27,834
Angles we can fake.

1267
00:51:27,918  -->  00:51:30,045
The problem is your tiny dick.

1268
00:51:30,545  -->  00:51:31,421
Thanks, dude.

1269
00:51:31,505  -->  00:51:33,340
That boosted my confidence.

1270
00:51:33,423  -->  00:51:34,966
-[loud clap]
-Guys!

1271
00:51:35,050  -->  00:51:37,803
Let's just fight
after we shoot this video.

1272
00:51:37,886  -->  00:51:39,805
The sooner we're out of here, the better.

1273
00:51:39,888  -->  00:51:42,390
[Deborah in English] Now,
we'll start with the sex scene.

1274
00:51:42,474  -->  00:51:43,308
[gong bangs sound]

1275
00:51:43,391  -->  00:51:44,351
[Macky] Yes.

1276
00:51:44,434  -->  00:51:45,727
[heavy breathing]

1277
00:51:45,811  -->  00:51:46,978
Go!

1278
00:51:47,062  -->  00:51:48,480
Let's get this over with.

1279
00:51:49,648  -->  00:51:51,691
[woman] Come, come, come.

1280
00:51:52,609  -->  00:51:53,860
-Hi.
-[moans]

1281
00:51:55,320  -->  00:51:56,738
[July in English] Uh, Ms. Deborah,

1282
00:51:56,822  -->  00:51:59,032
maybe we start with the story first,

1283
00:51:59,115  -->  00:52:02,285
the acting, as to not tire out our stars.

1284
00:52:03,411  -->  00:52:05,121
[in English] Okay, fine.

1285
00:52:05,205  -->  00:52:08,124
[in English] I remember,
Big Bird needs to warm up.

1286
00:52:08,208  -->  00:52:10,085
-[in English] Isn't that right?
-[chuckles]

1287
00:52:11,253  -->  00:52:12,295
Uh-huh.

1288
00:52:12,963  -->  00:52:15,173
Uh… Ready?

1289
00:52:15,674  -->  00:52:16,716
Action.

1290
00:52:17,217  -->  00:52:18,593
-[panting]
-[wistful music playing]

1291
00:52:18,677  -->  00:52:20,220
[Macky] Wait! Wait! Wait! She stood up!

1292
00:52:20,846  -->  00:52:22,264
-[Macky] To the right!
-[July] Oh yes!

1293
00:52:22,347  -->  00:52:23,807
-[July] Go, Big Bird!
-[Macky] I'm blocking her.

1294
00:52:23,890  -->  00:52:26,101
-[Macky] Left! Left!
-[July] Oh, you're such a natural!

1295
00:52:26,184  -->  00:52:27,811
-[Macky] Left! Left!
-[Deborah, in Thai] Hey! Let me see, too!

1296
00:52:27,894  -->  00:52:28,937
-[July] So good!
-[Prajak] Go right?

1297
00:52:29,020  -->  00:52:30,355
-[Macky] Move! Move! Move! Right!
-[July] Okay.

1298
00:52:30,438  -->  00:52:31,565
-[Macky] Move! Right!
-[July] Very hot.

1299
00:52:32,357  -->  00:52:34,192
[Prajak] We'll never see
our families again after this.

1300
00:52:34,276  -->  00:52:35,443
[July] Oh.

1301
00:52:35,527  -->  00:52:37,779
-Let's just call them and say goodbye?
-[Macky] Just record the whole thing!

1302
00:52:38,947  -->  00:52:41,032
-[Macky] Down! Down! Down!
-[Deborah speaking Thai]

1303
00:52:41,116  -->  00:52:42,492
[July] Oh yes! [moaning]

1304
00:52:42,576  -->  00:52:44,661
-[July moaning]
-[Deborah] Can you please move your ass!

1305
00:52:44,744  -->  00:52:48,039
-[July] Oh! So good! So hot!
-[Macky] Down! Down!

1306
00:52:48,123  -->  00:52:49,666
[Deborah] Enough! Do the sex already!

1307
00:52:49,749  -->  00:52:50,709
Hmm?

1308
00:52:51,209  -->  00:52:52,961
Hard gattling now!

1309
00:52:53,044  -->  00:52:55,130
[suspenseful music playing]

1310
00:52:55,213  -->  00:52:56,673
[July] Uh, Carps,

1311
00:52:56,756  -->  00:52:58,341
just stick it in
and let's fake the angles.

1312
00:52:58,425  -->  00:52:59,426
[Macky] Yes, please.

1313
00:52:59,509  -->  00:53:04,681
-[gasps]
-[oriental plucking sound]

1314
00:53:06,766  -->  00:53:08,894
[panting]

1315
00:53:14,649  -->  00:53:19,571
[sensual saxophone music playing]

1316
00:53:22,532  -->  00:53:24,117
[gasps] No. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

1317
00:53:24,200  -->  00:53:25,452
-Cut!
-[Luis] I can't do this!

1318
00:53:25,535  -->  00:53:26,786
-[Deborah] What happened?
-[dramatic music playing]

1319
00:53:27,913  -->  00:53:29,748
-[woman squeals]
-[Macky] We're dead.

1320
00:53:29,831  -->  00:53:31,124
[in Thai] He is not Big Bird!

1321
00:53:32,167  -->  00:53:33,001
[in Thai] Small bird!

1322
00:53:33,627  -->  00:53:35,211
[suspenseful music playing]

1323
00:53:35,295  -->  00:53:36,421
[woman shouts]

1324
00:53:38,089  -->  00:53:39,507
-[Macky] Hey! Hey!
-[July squeals]

1325
00:53:39,591  -->  00:53:41,009
[nervous breathing] Okay! Okay!

1326
00:53:41,092  -->  00:53:42,135
[in English] Let me see.

1327
00:53:44,679  -->  00:53:46,348
[in English] Oh my God!

1328
00:53:46,973  -->  00:53:49,684
-[in English] You are not Big Bird!
-[dramatic music playing]

1329
00:53:49,768  -->  00:53:51,728
[in English] Get them now!

1330
00:53:51,811  -->  00:53:54,189
-[July] Hey!
-[Macky] Ow!

1331
00:53:54,272  -->  00:53:55,941
-[Macky] Wait!
-[July] What are we going to do?

1332
00:53:56,024  -->  00:53:56,983
[muttering]

1333
00:53:57,067  -->  00:53:58,234
[Macky] Here!

1334
00:53:58,318  -->  00:54:00,028
-[muttering]
-[Macky] Carpio!

1335
00:54:00,111  -->  00:54:04,532
-[coughing]
-[suspenseful music playing]

1336
00:54:08,954  -->  00:54:10,497
-[Macky] Hurry! Run!
-[coughing]

1337
00:54:10,580  -->  00:54:11,665
[Macky] Carpio! Your clothes!

1338
00:54:12,499  -->  00:54:14,167
-[July] Where the hell are we?
-[Macky] Just hurry!

1339
00:54:14,250  -->  00:54:15,460
[chattering]

1340
00:54:15,543  -->  00:54:17,253
-[Macky] Hurry!
-[shrieking]

1341
00:54:17,754  -->  00:54:20,590
[chattering]

1342
00:54:20,674  -->  00:54:21,508
[Deborah speaking Thai]

1343
00:54:21,591  -->  00:54:22,759
[Deborah coughing]

1344
00:54:22,842  -->  00:54:25,845
[Deborah, in Thai] What's going on here?
Get them!

1345
00:54:25,929  -->  00:54:27,097
Now!

1346
00:54:27,180  -->  00:54:28,598
[suspenseful music continues]

1347
00:54:28,682  -->  00:54:30,350
[coughing]

1348
00:54:31,518  -->  00:54:32,978
[Macky] Hurry! Ow!

1349
00:54:33,061  -->  00:54:34,187
[muttering]

1350
00:54:34,270  -->  00:54:35,230
Macky!

1351
00:54:36,356  -->  00:54:37,399
-Wait! Wait!
-[Macky] What now?

1352
00:54:37,482  -->  00:54:38,566
[July] Let's hide!

1353
00:54:38,650  -->  00:54:40,652
-[Luis] Where?
-Under!

1354
00:54:40,735  -->  00:54:42,988
-[July] Not there! Here!
-[Macky] There! There!

1355
00:54:43,071  -->  00:54:45,740
[shouts]

1356
00:54:49,119  -->  00:54:50,120
Big Bird!

1357
00:54:50,870  -->  00:54:52,038
[screaming]

1358
00:54:52,122  -->  00:54:54,499
[screaming]

1359
00:54:54,582  -->  00:54:57,377
-[screaming]
-[blade scraping]

1360
00:54:57,460  -->  00:54:59,087
-[exhilarating music]
-[shouting]

1361
00:55:01,548  -->  00:55:03,550
-Fuck you!
-Hey! Asshole!

1362
00:55:03,633  -->  00:55:04,718
-Fuck!
-[glass bottle shatters]

1363
00:55:04,801  -->  00:55:07,053
-[clamoring]
-[comical music]

1364
00:55:11,933  -->  00:55:13,143
[July gulps]

1365
00:55:13,226  -->  00:55:14,644
[in Thai] You cannot escape!

1366
00:55:16,938  -->  00:55:17,772
[gun cocking sound]

1367
00:55:19,566  -->  00:55:23,862
-[screaming]
-[gattling bananas]

1368
00:55:27,907  -->  00:55:30,869
[shouting]

1369
00:55:30,952  -->  00:55:33,371
[upbeat rock music playing]

1370
00:55:33,455  -->  00:55:36,249
[screaming]

1371
00:55:38,752  -->  00:55:42,172
[shouting]

1372
00:55:46,718  -->  00:55:48,261
-Where the hell have you been?
-Over there!

1373
00:55:48,803  -->  00:55:50,263
[screaming]

1374
00:55:50,346  -->  00:55:53,266
[speedy percussion music playing]

1375
00:55:55,435  -->  00:55:56,853
[Macky] Hurry!

1376
00:55:56,936  -->  00:55:58,438
[shouting]

1377
00:55:58,521  -->  00:55:59,397
[panting]

1378
00:56:00,023  -->  00:56:00,982
Big Bird!

1379
00:56:01,066  -->  00:56:02,275
-[woman] Big Bird!
-[screaming]

1380
00:56:02,358  -->  00:56:06,321
[clamoring]

1381
00:56:06,404  -->  00:56:10,033
-[speedy percussion music continues]
-[women screaming]

1382
00:56:13,745  -->  00:56:14,621
Big Bird!

1383
00:56:16,790  -->  00:56:18,083
Big Bird!

1384
00:56:19,084  -->  00:56:21,002
[shouting]

1385
00:56:21,086  -->  00:56:21,920
[men] Big Bird!

1386
00:56:22,003  -->  00:56:23,088
["Please Don't Touch My Birdie",
by Parokya ni Edgar playing]

1387
00:56:55,787  -->  00:56:59,374
[screaming]

1388
00:57:26,109  -->  00:57:29,154
[screaming]

1389
00:57:29,237  -->  00:57:33,408
[shouting]

1390
00:57:35,243  -->  00:57:37,620
[Prajak] Go ahead! I've got this!

1391
00:57:38,121  -->  00:57:39,455
Prajak!

1392
00:57:39,539  -->  00:57:41,749
Go! I can handle this! [groans]

1393
00:57:41,833  -->  00:57:43,376
[Prajak] Go!

1394
00:57:43,460  -->  00:57:46,254
Let's go! Let's go! [gasps]

1395
00:57:47,380  -->  00:57:48,840
[Prajak] Hurry!

1396
00:57:48,923  -->  00:57:50,091
Hurry!

1397
00:57:50,758  -->  00:57:54,053
[shouting]

1398
00:57:54,137  -->  00:57:55,597
[shouting]

1399
00:57:56,890  -->  00:57:58,933
-I'm tired!
-July! Hurry!

1400
00:57:59,684  -->  00:58:01,895
-Hurry!
-Don't leave me!

1401
00:58:01,978  -->  00:58:03,480
Hurry!

1402
00:58:04,063  -->  00:58:05,899
[shouting]

1403
00:58:05,982  -->  00:58:07,442
-[shouting]
-Goddammit!

1404
00:58:08,026  -->  00:58:11,237
[screaming, shouting]

1405
00:58:12,071  -->  00:58:13,406
[screaming, shouting]

1406
00:58:14,908  -->  00:58:16,201
[Luis] Assholes!

1407
00:58:17,368  -->  00:58:18,620
[Luis] Hurry!

1408
00:58:18,703  -->  00:58:19,704
[shouting]

1409
00:58:19,787  -->  00:58:20,747
[Macky] Don't leave me!

1410
00:58:25,335  -->  00:58:26,211
Come here! Come here!

1411
00:58:26,294  -->  00:58:28,880
-[shouting]
-[Luis] Oh my God.

1412
00:58:30,048  -->  00:58:33,593
[clamoring]

1413
00:58:34,427  -->  00:58:37,138
-[fisherman] Down! Down! Down!
-[muttering]

1414
00:58:38,765  -->  00:58:40,600
-[in Thai] They went that way.
-[shouting]

1415
00:58:40,683  -->  00:58:44,562
[men] They went that way.

1416
00:58:45,939  -->  00:58:46,814
[Luis] What do we do now?

1417
00:58:46,898  -->  00:58:49,651
-[Luis] What do we do now?
-[Macky] Be quiet.

1418
00:58:50,360  -->  00:58:51,361
[gasps]

1419
00:58:52,820  -->  00:58:54,739
[in English] You're safe now.

1420
00:58:54,822  -->  00:58:55,823
[in English] They are gone.

1421
00:58:55,907  -->  00:58:56,991
[in English] Thank you.

1422
00:58:57,075  -->  00:58:58,993
Uh, thank you for saving us.

1423
00:58:59,077  -->  00:59:00,745
[in English] Okay. Come with us.

1424
00:59:00,828  -->  00:59:02,205
[in English] Let's go somewhere safer.

1425
00:59:02,288  -->  00:59:03,706
[July] Why the hell
should we trust these guys?

1426
00:59:03,790  -->  00:59:05,375
We don't have a choice.

1427
00:59:05,875  -->  00:59:07,502
This is the end of us.

1428
00:59:07,585  -->  00:59:09,504
-Macky, don't panic!
-I'm scared!

1429
00:59:09,587  -->  00:59:10,672
We are not going to die here, Macky!

1430
00:59:11,381  -->  00:59:12,507
-[man] Let's go?
-[Luis] Thank you.

1431
00:59:12,590  -->  00:59:14,342
-[Macky] He really looks dangerous.
-[fisherman] Come.

1432
00:59:14,425  -->  00:59:17,845
[crickets chirping]

1433
00:59:31,901  -->  00:59:33,444
[fisherman] Water.

1434
00:59:34,070  -->  00:59:35,446
-[Luis] Thank you.
-[fisherman] Water.

1435
00:59:38,908  -->  00:59:40,702
[in English] You are Big Bird, yes?

1436
00:59:43,246  -->  00:59:44,539
[in English] You are our inspiration.

1437
00:59:44,622  -->  00:59:46,958
[in English] But him,
he lost an eye for you.

1438
00:59:47,834  -->  00:59:50,211
-[screams]
-[wistful music plays]

1439
00:59:50,295  -->  00:59:51,129
[sighs]

1440
00:59:51,212  -->  00:59:54,215
But it's okay.

1441
00:59:54,924  -->  00:59:56,884
[in English] We became fishermen
because of Big Bird!

1442
00:59:56,968  -->  00:59:58,595
Right?

1443
01:00:00,722  -->  01:00:02,181
Big Bird!

1444
01:00:02,265  -->  01:00:03,099
[man 1] Big Bird in…

1445
01:00:03,975  -->  01:00:05,768
How To Catch A Fish With His Mouth.

1446
01:00:05,852  -->  01:00:08,730
-[fisherman laughing]
-[animated voice speaking Thai]

1447
01:00:08,813  -->  01:00:10,607
Wow! Awesome.

1448
01:00:10,690  -->  01:00:12,317
[fisherman] Look!

1449
01:00:12,400  -->  01:00:13,818
Okay, okay.

1450
01:00:15,028  -->  01:00:16,070
Here.

1451
01:00:17,614  -->  01:00:19,157
[fisherman] Look!

1452
01:00:20,533  -->  01:00:24,787
[muffled chuckling]

1453
01:00:24,871  -->  01:00:25,705
[exclaims]

1454
01:00:25,788  -->  01:00:26,873
[man chuckling]

1455
01:00:26,956  -->  01:00:27,957
[Macky] What the hell?

1456
01:00:29,167  -->  01:00:31,377
-[gasps]
-[somber music]

1457
01:00:31,461  -->  01:00:33,755
This Big Bird worship
is getting out of hand.

1458
01:00:33,838  -->  01:00:34,714
[men gasp in awe]

1459
01:00:35,298  -->  01:00:37,884
-Master! You are my idol.
-You are the best!

1460
01:00:37,967  -->  01:00:40,887
[overlapping chatter]

1461
01:00:41,512  -->  01:00:42,347
[July] Just pretend, Carps.

1462
01:00:44,349  -->  01:00:46,267
-[Macky] What are you doing?
-[unzips pants]

1463
01:00:46,351  -->  01:00:48,269
[Macky] What the hell
are you doing, Carps?!

1464
01:00:48,353  -->  01:00:49,395
Pull them back up!

1465
01:00:49,479  -->  01:00:50,563
Carps!

1466
01:00:50,647  -->  01:00:52,148
[in English] I am not Big Bird!

1467
01:00:53,316  -->  01:00:56,319
[in English] You see? Huh? Hmm?

1468
01:00:56,402  -->  01:00:58,112
-Hmm?
-[ethereal music]

1469
01:00:58,196  -->  01:00:59,280
[Macky whispers] What are they doing?

1470
01:01:00,740  -->  01:01:01,866
[bell ding sound]

1471
01:01:02,909  -->  01:01:04,577
[man gasps]

1472
01:01:05,078  -->  01:01:06,204
[gasps]

1473
01:01:06,704  -->  01:01:08,623
[oriental plucking sound]

1474
01:01:10,667  -->  01:01:11,501
[gasps]

1475
01:01:11,584  -->  01:01:13,294
[wailing]

1476
01:01:13,378  -->  01:01:17,131
[July] Dammit! Carps!

1477
01:01:17,215  -->  01:01:18,925
-[Macky] Carpio!
-[July] Dammit, Carps!

1478
01:01:19,008  -->  01:01:21,427
[wailing continues]

1479
01:01:23,054  -->  01:01:25,306
[Macky] Carps! The hell are you pulling
your penis out for?

1480
01:01:27,934  -->  01:01:29,143
Shit, Carps.

1481
01:01:29,644  -->  01:01:31,771
Can't you pretend, just a little,
until we get back home?

1482
01:01:31,854  -->  01:01:33,481
[in English] We owe them the truth, man!

1483
01:01:33,564  -->  01:01:34,732
[in Taglish] Truth shit!

1484
01:01:35,233  -->  01:01:36,901
Hey! Pull yourself together!

1485
01:01:37,568  -->  01:01:38,444
[Luis] Pull yourself together?

1486
01:01:38,528  -->  01:01:40,279
The hell do you want me to do?

1487
01:01:40,363  -->  01:01:42,031
I'm not Big Bird!

1488
01:01:43,241  -->  01:01:45,118
You think I'm enjoying this? Huh?

1489
01:01:45,993  -->  01:01:48,246
You're the one
who suggested we make a porn!

1490
01:01:48,329  -->  01:01:50,123
Carps, if it wasn't for that,

1491
01:01:50,206  -->  01:01:52,625
-we'd probably be dead!
-Even then! [heavy breathing]

1492
01:01:52,709  -->  01:01:54,001
I just want to go home.

1493
01:01:55,336  -->  01:01:57,588
-Get back with Cathy!
-[July] Dammit!

1494
01:01:57,672  -->  01:01:59,924
Here we go again. Cathy again!

1495
01:02:00,007  -->  01:02:01,551
Cathy ain't here!

1496
01:02:01,634  -->  01:02:02,719
Who are you trying to impress?

1497
01:02:02,802  -->  01:02:03,970
[Luis] Will you shut the fuck up?!

1498
01:02:04,053  -->  01:02:05,888
You should thank me for taking you here!

1499
01:02:05,972  -->  01:02:07,265
[July] Here we go again!

1500
01:02:07,348  -->  01:02:09,392
Don't worry, man, I'll pay you back!

1501
01:02:09,475  -->  01:02:11,811
After that, I'll give you back to Cathy!

1502
01:02:11,894  -->  01:02:14,313
Besides, you only hang out with us
when she's not around!

1503
01:02:14,397  -->  01:02:15,356
July, Carpio, what's going on?

1504
01:02:15,982  -->  01:02:16,816
-[July] No, Macky.
-Stop it!

1505
01:02:16,899  -->  01:02:18,484
[July] No, Macky. Oh.

1506
01:02:18,568  -->  01:02:20,778
The hell do you know about our lives?

1507
01:02:20,862  -->  01:02:22,363
You know what we're going through?

1508
01:02:22,447  -->  01:02:23,865
-You know what I'm going through?
-Hey.

1509
01:02:23,948  -->  01:02:25,533
-What Macky's going through?
-Stop it.

1510
01:02:28,035  -->  01:02:31,414
-Carps, I'm gay.
-What?

1511
01:02:32,039  -->  01:02:33,124
[somber music]

1512
01:02:33,207  -->  01:02:34,917
I thought you were just metrosexual?

1513
01:02:35,001  -->  01:02:36,544
Oh. See? See?

1514
01:02:37,044  -->  01:02:39,922
See? You only think about yourself!

1515
01:02:40,006  -->  01:02:42,592
You know what, man?
We have no issue with your tiny penis.

1516
01:02:43,342  -->  01:02:46,721
Our issue is you can't fight
for us with Cathy!

1517
01:02:46,804  -->  01:02:49,432
Actually,
you can't even fight for yourself!

1518
01:02:49,515  -->  01:02:53,478
Let's say you have a big penis. Huh?

1519
01:02:53,561  -->  01:02:55,646
But you'll never have balls!

1520
01:02:56,606  -->  01:02:58,024
-[July] You want balls?
-What are you doing?

1521
01:02:58,107  -->  01:03:00,359
-Don't do it!
-No dammit!

1522
01:03:00,443  -->  01:03:02,904
You want balls? Here! Here!

1523
01:03:02,987  -->  01:03:04,781
You'll never have these, Carpio!

1524
01:03:04,864  -->  01:03:07,158
Look at it! Look!

1525
01:03:07,241  -->  01:03:08,409
-Huh? You don't have these…
-[music intensifies]

1526
01:03:08,493  -->  01:03:09,827
-[Macky] Guys!
-[shouting]

1527
01:03:09,911  -->  01:03:11,120
-[Macky] Stop! Stop it!
-[July] You don't have the balls!

1528
01:03:11,204  -->  01:03:12,914
-[Macky] Guys! Carpio!
-[shouting]

1529
01:03:13,664  -->  01:03:15,041
-[Macky] That's enough!
-[shouting]

1530
01:03:15,124  -->  01:03:17,293
[Macky] That's enough!

1531
01:03:17,376  -->  01:03:19,170
[July gasps] Damn you, Carps! Damn you!

1532
01:03:19,253  -->  01:03:20,546
[grunts]

1533
01:03:20,630  -->  01:03:22,173
-That's enough!
-[shouting]

1534
01:03:22,256  -->  01:03:23,925
-[July] You don't have the balls, Carps!
-[Luis] Damn you!

1535
01:03:24,008  -->  01:03:26,219
-[July] You don't have the balls, Carps!
-[Macky] Stop it!

1536
01:03:26,302  -->  01:03:27,136
[Macky] That's enough!

1537
01:03:28,805  -->  01:03:30,973
[Macky] Damn you, two! Enough!

1538
01:03:31,057  -->  01:03:32,308
That's enough!

1539
01:03:32,808  -->  01:03:35,019
[sobs] Enough!

1540
01:03:35,102  -->  01:03:37,188
[melancholic music playing]

1541
01:03:37,271  -->  01:03:40,107
You're supposed to be friends!

1542
01:03:41,275  -->  01:03:42,610
[July] Move!

1543
01:03:42,693  -->  01:03:44,362
[muttering]

1544
01:03:48,115  -->  01:03:50,493
-[Macky sobbing]
-[in English] Eat?

1545
01:03:58,167  -->  01:04:00,628
[July] No! We're not hungry.

1546
01:04:02,296  -->  01:04:03,339
Him!

1547
01:04:03,839  -->  01:04:06,425
He's hungry for attention. Come on, Macky.

1548
01:04:07,093  -->  01:04:08,219
[July] Let's go back to Bangkok!

1549
01:04:08,302  -->  01:04:09,846
-[fisherman] Hm?
-[July] Excuse me. Excuse me.

1550
01:04:10,346  -->  01:04:12,890
Fine! Leave!

1551
01:04:14,308  -->  01:04:15,142
I don't give a shit!

1552
01:04:15,226  -->  01:04:18,396
[melancholic music continues]

1553
01:04:25,111  -->  01:04:26,487
[clattering]

1554
01:04:36,747  -->  01:04:38,541
[tuk-tuk engine revving]

1555
01:04:39,917  -->  01:04:41,168
[tires screeching]

1556
01:04:41,252  -->  01:04:44,380
-[traffic noise]
-[morose music playing]

1557
01:04:48,884  -->  01:04:50,761
[July gasps] Finally!

1558
01:04:51,345  -->  01:04:53,014
We made it!

1559
01:04:53,097  -->  01:04:56,559
All that shit that happened to us,

1560
01:04:56,642  -->  01:04:58,102
but we're here!

1561
01:04:58,185  -->  01:05:00,229
You think it's okay to leave Carpio there?

1562
01:05:00,730  -->  01:05:02,148
He's a big boy. It's fine.

1563
01:05:02,648  -->  01:05:05,443
What's important is we get our passports,
take a bath, then,

1564
01:05:06,110  -->  01:05:07,737
-figure out how to get home.
-Prajak!

1565
01:05:09,530  -->  01:05:11,449
-Guys.
-[Macky] How are you, Prajak?

1566
01:05:11,532  -->  01:05:13,618
-[Macky] You good?
-I'm fine.

1567
01:05:14,118  -->  01:05:15,786
-Where's Carpio?
-[July] Gone.

1568
01:05:15,870  -->  01:05:17,705
We're leaving him, and we're going home.

1569
01:05:17,788  -->  01:05:19,373
[sighs] Good to see you're good.

1570
01:05:20,166  -->  01:05:21,459
Yeah.

1571
01:05:21,542  -->  01:05:23,419
-So, Carpio's not here?
-[July] Nope.

1572
01:05:24,503  -->  01:05:26,464
Never mind. We'll give you a ride.

1573
01:05:27,048  -->  01:05:28,049
We?

1574
01:05:28,132  -->  01:05:29,800
Wait, how'd you know what hotel we're in?

1575
01:05:29,884  -->  01:05:32,637
I'm a tour guide! And I stole this.

1576
01:05:32,720  -->  01:05:35,389
-Damn you, Prajak!
-[gasps]

1577
01:05:35,473  -->  01:05:36,891
-You traitor!
-[Macky] What the hell?

1578
01:05:36,974  -->  01:05:38,392
-Take it easy!
-Prajak!

1579
01:05:38,476  -->  01:05:40,144
-[July] Damn you, Prajak!
-[Prajak] Just take it easy.

1580
01:05:40,227  -->  01:05:42,188
-[Macky] Hey, Prajak!
-You're a traitor, Prajak!

1581
01:05:42,271  -->  01:05:43,105
-[July] Damn you!
-[Macky] Damn you!

1582
01:05:43,189  -->  01:05:45,066
[July] I'm tired of being kidnapped!
I wanna go home!

1583
01:05:45,942  -->  01:05:47,026
[Macky] You're a douche, Prajak!

1584
01:05:47,109  -->  01:05:48,694
Nothing personal. Just a job.

1585
01:05:48,778  -->  01:05:51,405
[tense music playing]

1586
01:06:00,081  -->  01:06:03,876
[wistful guitar music playing]

1587
01:06:15,846  -->  01:06:16,681
[sneakers squeaking]

1588
01:06:20,309  -->  01:06:21,310
Macky?

1589
01:06:22,561  -->  01:06:23,521
July?

1590
01:06:25,147  -->  01:06:27,233
[panting]

1591
01:06:36,826  -->  01:06:38,452
-[Jaturawit speaking Thai on TV]
-[unsettling music]

1592
01:06:38,536  -->  01:06:41,330
[threatening in Thai]

1593
01:06:41,914  -->  01:06:43,040
-What?
-[July] Yo!

1594
01:06:43,124  -->  01:06:45,835
[in English] Carps
can't understand Thai! Dumbass!

1595
01:06:49,380  -->  01:06:50,297
[Jaturawit in English] You!

1596
01:06:50,381  -->  01:06:51,465
[in English] Talk to your friend!

1597
01:06:51,966  -->  01:06:53,217
[in English] No!

1598
01:06:53,300  -->  01:06:55,678
[in English] He's not my friend anymore.

1599
01:06:55,761  -->  01:06:57,096
[in English] Excuse me.

1600
01:06:57,179  -->  01:06:58,472
[Jaturawit in English] You! Do it!

1601
01:06:59,348  -->  01:07:02,226
Carps, wherever you are, damn you!

1602
01:07:02,309  -->  01:07:04,687
Go home! Leave us behind!
That's what you're good at!

1603
01:07:05,479  -->  01:07:06,772
Selfish!

1604
01:07:08,315  -->  01:07:09,442
[Jaturawit sighs]

1605
01:07:09,942  -->  01:07:12,319
[in English] Address on the tape.
You go there!

1606
01:07:14,029  -->  01:07:15,448
[exhales]

1607
01:07:15,531  -->  01:07:21,203
[sad synth music playing]

1608
01:07:30,171  -->  01:07:31,922
[tense swish]

1609
01:07:32,006  -->  01:07:34,133
[in English] You!
You! No! Stay away from me!

1610
01:07:34,216  -->  01:07:35,259
[in English] Stay away from me!

1611
01:07:35,342  -->  01:07:37,470
-Carpio!
-[in English] No! No! Please, please!

1612
01:07:37,553  -->  01:07:38,804
-[in English] Stop! Calm down!
-[gasps]

1613
01:07:38,888  -->  01:07:40,765
[in English] I'm not here to hurt you.

1614
01:07:40,848  -->  01:07:42,349
[in English] Then,
what do you want from me?

1615
01:07:43,100  -->  01:07:44,810
[in English] Deborah
took my friends already.

1616
01:07:45,436  -->  01:07:46,854
[in English] I don't even know what to do!

1617
01:07:47,354  -->  01:07:49,607
[in English] I have something
that Deborah wants.

1618
01:07:50,357  -->  01:07:51,942
Big Bird.

1619
01:07:52,693  -->  01:07:53,903
[in English] I knew

1620
01:07:53,986  -->  01:07:56,947
you weren't Big Bird
the first time I saw you.

1621
01:07:57,031  -->  01:07:59,033
[in English] I know
where the real Big Bird is.

1622
01:07:59,950  -->  01:08:01,118
-[in English] What?!
-[dramatic music]

1623
01:08:01,202  -->  01:08:04,371
[in English] But I am not
helping out of charity.

1624
01:08:06,207  -->  01:08:07,416
[in English] What's in it for you?

1625
01:08:08,167  -->  01:08:09,168
Hmm…

1626
01:08:10,294  -->  01:08:12,087
[in English] Big Bird is bad for business.

1627
01:08:12,171  -->  01:08:13,798
[in English] I gave him a place to hide.

1628
01:08:13,881  -->  01:08:15,758
[in English] But he attracts trouble.

1629
01:08:15,841  -->  01:08:17,968
[in English] I need you
to take him off my hands.

1630
01:08:19,678  -->  01:08:20,805
[in English] Me?

1631
01:08:21,305  -->  01:08:22,681
[sighs]

1632
01:08:22,765  -->  01:08:24,016
[in English] Why me?

1633
01:08:32,858  -->  01:08:35,569
[heavy horn blasts]

1634
01:08:39,073  -->  01:08:43,202
[quirky music playing]

1635
01:08:48,249  -->  01:08:52,753
-[cheerful music playing]
-[cheering]

1636
01:09:00,761  -->  01:09:01,887
Hey!

1637
01:09:03,722  -->  01:09:04,974
[man in Thai]
You have set an unrealistic standard

1638
01:09:05,057  -->  01:09:06,433
in which beauty is defined
solely by physical attributes,

1639
01:09:06,934  -->  01:09:07,852
fostering toxic behavior
towards individuals

1640
01:09:07,935  -->  01:09:11,272
who do not possess the same features.

1641
01:09:11,355  -->  01:09:12,273
[in Thai] This society has regressed

1642
01:09:12,356  -->  01:09:13,649
due to the insecurities
you have instigated.

1643
01:09:13,732  -->  01:09:15,025
[in Thai] You perpetuate misogyny,
triggering bullying,

1644
01:09:15,109  -->  01:09:16,193
and shaming of people
for their imperfections,

1645
01:09:16,277  -->  01:09:17,319
thus rendering them incapable

1646
01:09:17,403  -->  01:09:19,363
of appreciating their own self-worth.

1647
01:09:19,446  -->  01:09:20,531
[in Thai] Ugly!

1648
01:09:24,034  -->  01:09:25,077
[in English] Yes.

1649
01:09:25,578  -->  01:09:27,162
[in English] Me. Big Bird.

1650
01:09:27,663  -->  01:09:28,664
[in English] Okay?

1651
01:09:33,502  -->  01:09:34,670
[exhales loudly]

1652
01:09:37,423  -->  01:09:39,091
[in Thai] Thank you!

1653
01:09:39,175  -->  01:09:42,386
[electronic techno music playing]

1654
01:09:42,469  -->  01:09:46,891
[water running]

1655
01:10:02,907  -->  01:10:05,576
-[mysterious music]
-[bald eagle screeching sound]

1656
01:10:17,546  -->  01:10:19,173
Where the hell is Big Bird?

1657
01:10:24,887  -->  01:10:26,138
[gong bangs sound]

1658
01:10:27,598  -->  01:10:31,852
[quirky music playing]

1659
01:10:40,861  -->  01:10:42,237
[gong bangs sound]

1660
01:10:43,030  -->  01:10:44,114
Big Bird!

1661
01:10:44,198  -->  01:10:45,824
[grunts]

1662
01:10:45,908  -->  01:10:47,034
[in English] No, no, no!

1663
01:10:47,868  -->  01:10:49,078
[in English] You stay here.

1664
01:10:49,578  -->  01:10:51,580
[in English] You got me
in so much trouble already.

1665
01:10:52,081  -->  01:10:53,457
[in English] You owe me a drink.

1666
01:10:54,875  -->  01:10:56,335
[groans]

1667
01:10:56,418  -->  01:10:57,461
[in English] Fine.

1668
01:10:57,962  -->  01:10:59,004
[in English] Come.

1669
01:11:03,425  -->  01:11:04,593
[in English] So,

1670
01:11:05,761  -->  01:11:07,346
the rumors are true.

1671
01:11:08,847  -->  01:11:10,849
[in English] Someone does look like me.

1672
01:11:12,268  -->  01:11:13,435
[in English] But younger.

1673
01:11:14,144  -->  01:11:15,271
[in English] Weird.

1674
01:11:15,771  -->  01:11:16,647
[in English] Yeah.

1675
01:11:17,147  -->  01:11:18,315
[in English] So weird.

1676
01:11:20,693  -->  01:11:21,527
[in English] What happened to you, man?

1677
01:11:22,152  -->  01:11:24,530
[in English] What is this? An interview?

1678
01:11:24,613  -->  01:11:26,907
[in English] Uh… I got time.

1679
01:11:27,825  -->  01:11:28,742
[in English] Well,

1680
01:11:29,243  -->  01:11:32,496
if you managed
to escape Deborah and her men,

1681
01:11:34,248  -->  01:11:35,624
I owe you a story.

1682
01:11:35,708  -->  01:11:37,042
[in English] So, what do you--

1683
01:11:37,126  -->  01:11:38,669
[in English] When I was a young boy…

1684
01:11:38,752  -->  01:11:39,586
[mysterious music]

1685
01:11:39,670  -->  01:11:41,380
…my father told me,

1686
01:11:42,006  -->  01:11:45,092
"Son, you're hung like a horse.

1687
01:11:46,677  -->  01:11:48,053
[in English] Use your gift,

1688
01:11:48,554  -->  01:11:51,557
so you can get out
of this miserable life."

1689
01:11:53,309  -->  01:11:54,476
[in childlike voice in English] "You mean

1690
01:11:54,977  -->  01:11:56,854
my big bird, Daddy?"

1691
01:11:57,646  -->  01:11:58,981
[in normal voice in English] "Yes!

1692
01:11:59,648  -->  01:12:01,817
[in English] Spread your wings and fly!

1693
01:12:02,776  -->  01:12:05,529
[in English] Fly
like the big bird you are!"

1694
01:12:05,612  -->  01:12:07,823
[in English] So, I started to fly.

1695
01:12:09,616  -->  01:12:11,327
[in English] But it was so hard.

1696
01:12:11,410  -->  01:12:12,619
[gong bangs sound]

1697
01:12:12,703  -->  01:12:13,829
[in English] Wherever I go…

1698
01:12:13,912  -->  01:12:15,664
-[glass shatters]
-[man 1 gasps, in English] Careful, man.

1699
01:12:15,748  -->  01:12:17,833
…and whatever I do…

1700
01:12:17,916  -->  01:12:18,876
[man 2 in English] Excuse me.

1701
01:12:18,959  -->  01:12:22,087
…this big, big dick of mine

1702
01:12:22,838  -->  01:12:25,007
-always, gets in the way.
-[woman] Hey!

1703
01:12:25,090  -->  01:12:26,300
[speaking in Thai]

1704
01:12:26,383  -->  01:12:29,428
[Big Bird in English] I always felt small,

1705
01:12:30,012  -->  01:12:33,807
even this with big, big dick.

1706
01:12:34,975  -->  01:12:36,226
[in English] Why?

1707
01:12:36,727  -->  01:12:38,604
[in English] Why can't I
just be normal bird?

1708
01:12:40,939  -->  01:12:42,441
[in English] Until I met…

1709
01:12:42,524  -->  01:12:43,692
her.

1710
01:12:44,651  -->  01:12:46,945
[in English] She changed my life.

1711
01:12:47,446  -->  01:12:49,782
[Big Bird in English]
My friend referred me to a job.

1712
01:12:49,865  -->  01:12:51,825
-[nostalgic music]
-[in English] I was working as a janitor

1713
01:12:51,909  -->  01:12:54,912
for a rich woman in Pattaya.

1714
01:12:54,995  -->  01:12:56,288
[in English] Little did I know

1715
01:12:56,371  -->  01:12:59,750
that simple day
would turn out to be so different.

1716
01:12:59,833  -->  01:13:02,961
[in English] No! No! No! No!

1717
01:13:03,045  -->  01:13:04,838
[in English] This is giving me a headache!

1718
01:13:04,922  -->  01:13:06,215
[man, in Japanese] What is it
you're looking for,

1719
01:13:06,298  -->  01:13:07,383
Deborah-dono?

1720
01:13:07,466  -->  01:13:11,553
[in English] I am looking for that
spectacle of a man, with just one look,

1721
01:13:11,637  -->  01:13:14,181
he pierces your soul with orgasm!

1722
01:13:17,226  -->  01:13:19,394
[tranquil music playing]

1723
01:13:19,478  -->  01:13:20,938
[bald eagle screeching sound]

1724
01:13:23,732  -->  01:13:24,983
[moans]

1725
01:13:26,527  -->  01:13:28,070
[in Thai] Hello, cock!

1726
01:13:30,572  -->  01:13:32,825
[Deborah in English]
Looks like God has arrived.

1727
01:13:33,534  -->  01:13:35,202
[in English] Join me.

1728
01:13:35,285  -->  01:13:38,330
[in English] Let us
revolutionize the world!

1729
01:13:38,831  -->  01:13:41,792
[Big Bird in English] And that's
how Deborah transformed me.

1730
01:13:41,875  -->  01:13:44,962
[in English] From that simple
little Thai boy expat

1731
01:13:45,462  -->  01:13:48,215
into her big porn star.

1732
01:13:48,298  -->  01:13:50,092
-[chicks chirping sound]
-[gentle music playing]

1733
01:13:51,093  -->  01:13:54,555
[Big Bird in English] She named me
"Big Bird".

1734
01:13:56,557  -->  01:13:57,891
[women moaning]

1735
01:13:57,975  -->  01:14:00,018
[Big Bird in English]
Porn is illegal in Thailand,

1736
01:14:01,145  -->  01:14:03,272
so, we made the video in Japan,

1737
01:14:03,355  -->  01:14:05,899
where our videos first got popular,

1738
01:14:05,983  -->  01:14:07,568
and then in Thailand,

1739
01:14:07,651  -->  01:14:10,696
and then, all over Asia.

1740
01:14:11,405  -->  01:14:12,656
[in English] The sex wasn't too bad.

1741
01:14:13,240  -->  01:14:15,492
[in English] And so was the money,
the alcohol,

1742
01:14:15,576  -->  01:14:17,244
and the drugs.

1743
01:14:17,327  -->  01:14:20,581
[in English] I never thought
in my wildest dreams

1744
01:14:20,664  -->  01:14:25,294
that my dick would make me so big.

1745
01:14:25,377  -->  01:14:27,463
[somber music playing]

1746
01:14:29,047  -->  01:14:30,591
[Big Bird in English] But one day…

1747
01:14:30,674  -->  01:14:32,926
I just felt empty.

1748
01:14:34,052  -->  01:14:36,972
[in English] And I just walked away.

1749
01:14:41,101  -->  01:14:42,936
[in English] Being blessed this way

1750
01:14:43,979  -->  01:14:46,023
is more of a curse.

1751
01:14:46,106  -->  01:14:47,441
[somber music playing]

1752
01:14:47,524  -->  01:14:50,694
[in English] I may be more popular
than the girls I partnered with,

1753
01:14:51,195  -->  01:14:54,698
but the one thing I hate the most

1754
01:14:55,699  -->  01:14:58,869
is the feeling that someone owns me.

1755
01:14:59,369  -->  01:15:00,621
[in English] I own me!

1756
01:15:01,246  -->  01:15:05,375
[in English] And only I get to decide
what I do with this…

1757
01:15:05,459  -->  01:15:07,294
cursed dick!

1758
01:15:08,128  -->  01:15:10,297
-[Big Bird sighs]
-So, you left everything behind?

1759
01:15:11,507  -->  01:15:12,341
[in English] Then you hid here?

1760
01:15:13,258  -->  01:15:14,968
[in English] You know Kaoru, right?

1761
01:15:16,428  -->  01:15:18,305
[in English] She owns
this bar with her friends.

1762
01:15:19,223  -->  01:15:21,391
[in English] She offered me
free lodging to hide.

1763
01:15:21,475  -->  01:15:22,601
[in English] In exchange,

1764
01:15:23,101  -->  01:15:24,478
I get to DJ.

1765
01:15:25,521  -->  01:15:27,314
[in English] Been here for years.

1766
01:15:28,941  -->  01:15:30,192
[in English] I guess

1767
01:15:30,275  -->  01:15:33,529
enough sniffing from Deborah,
and the police

1768
01:15:34,279  -->  01:15:35,739
has gotten to her nerves.

1769
01:15:36,740  -->  01:15:39,660
[in English] Big Bird.
I need your help, please.

1770
01:15:40,160  -->  01:15:42,371
[in English] Deborah has my friends.
And they are in danger.

1771
01:15:43,121  -->  01:15:44,039
[in English] Say no more.

1772
01:15:45,249  -->  01:15:47,125
-[in English] So, you're going to help me?
-[in English] No!

1773
01:15:47,209  -->  01:15:48,710
[in English] What?! But…

1774
01:15:48,794  -->  01:15:50,462
[in English] What about
your promise to Deborah?

1775
01:15:50,963  -->  01:15:51,880
[in English] Is it a porn comeback?

1776
01:15:52,464  -->  01:15:53,757
[in English] Was that the promise?

1777
01:15:54,258  -->  01:15:55,467
[in English] Promise?

1778
01:15:55,550  -->  01:15:56,593
[somber music playing]

1779
01:15:57,594  -->  01:15:58,470
[in English] No!

1780
01:15:58,971  -->  01:16:01,348
[in English] I am sorry, Mr. Luis.

1781
01:16:02,182  -->  01:16:04,768
-[in English] I cannot help you.
-[in English] C'mon, man, please!

1782
01:16:05,644  -->  01:16:06,603
[in English] Big Bird,
you're my only hope!

1783
01:16:06,687  -->  01:16:07,729
[in English] I told you!

1784
01:16:08,480  -->  01:16:09,606
[in English] I am done with that.

1785
01:16:09,690  -->  01:16:11,400
[in English] You must accept the fact

1786
01:16:11,483  -->  01:16:13,527
that you have no more friends.

1787
01:16:14,111  -->  01:16:15,070
[in English] Look at me.

1788
01:16:15,862  -->  01:16:17,823
[in English] I have no friends,

1789
01:16:19,366  -->  01:16:20,200
but I'm fine.

1790
01:16:21,034  -->  01:16:22,202
[in English] Big idiot.

1791
01:16:23,453  -->  01:16:25,831
[in English] You know what?
I don't need you.

1792
01:16:25,914  -->  01:16:26,999
[in English] Yeah, you stay here,

1793
01:16:27,082  -->  01:16:29,418
where you're hiding
for the rest of your life!

1794
01:16:29,501  -->  01:16:31,670
[in English] I thought you were
more than just a big dick.

1795
01:16:34,840  -->  01:16:37,217
[in English] Hey, hey, hey,
you did not pay!

1796
01:16:40,679  -->  01:16:42,889
[swooshing sound]

1797
01:16:42,973  -->  01:16:45,767
[ethereal music playing]

1798
01:16:46,768  -->  01:16:48,854
[elephant trumpet sound]

1799
01:16:48,937  -->  01:16:52,316
[male voice in English]
The coward dies a thousand deaths,

1800
01:16:52,399  -->  01:16:53,734
the brave but one.

1801
01:16:56,361  -->  01:16:59,197
Are you sure about this? Big Bird?

1802
01:17:00,574  -->  01:17:01,950
[gong bangs sound]

1803
01:17:03,785  -->  01:17:06,788
["Nakaraan" by joem playing]

1804
01:17:29,603  -->  01:17:30,729
[groans]

1805
01:17:31,396  -->  01:17:32,731
This won't do!

1806
01:17:35,984  -->  01:17:37,194
I need a plan!

1807
01:18:14,272  -->  01:18:16,024
[sighs]

1808
01:18:16,525  -->  01:18:17,818
I'm coming for you, bros.

1809
01:18:20,487  -->  01:18:21,530
[sighs]

1810
01:18:23,156  -->  01:18:27,828
[dramatic music playing]

1811
01:18:38,171  -->  01:18:39,381
[quirky sound]

1812
01:18:39,881  -->  01:18:46,596
[dramatic music continues]

1813
01:18:49,266  -->  01:18:51,476
[wistful music playing]

1814
01:18:52,602  -->  01:18:53,812
[Macky] I'm getting annoyed!

1815
01:18:53,895  -->  01:18:56,356
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
The hell are you doing here?

1816
01:18:56,940  -->  01:18:58,567
-[July] Hurting us wasn't enough?
-[clicks tongue]

1817
01:18:58,650  -->  01:19:00,694
I'm helping you already. Stop whining!

1818
01:19:00,777  -->  01:19:03,822
There he goes again! Rubbing it in again!

1819
01:19:03,905  -->  01:19:05,657
[clicks tongue] I already said
I'm sorry, dammit!

1820
01:19:05,741  -->  01:19:07,325
Is that sincere?

1821
01:19:07,409  -->  01:19:08,994
I'll leave you here, then.

1822
01:19:09,077  -->  01:19:10,203
You think we're scared?

1823
01:19:10,287  -->  01:19:12,289
-Like we're not used to it.
-[Luis sighs]

1824
01:19:12,372  -->  01:19:13,290
[melancholic music playing]

1825
01:19:13,373  -->  01:19:14,708
I know I've been a douche of a friend

1826
01:19:14,791  -->  01:19:16,585
for the past few years.

1827
01:19:17,085  -->  01:19:19,838
I've been busy with work, with Cathy.

1828
01:19:21,047  -->  01:19:22,924
Guys, I've lost Cathy already.

1829
01:19:25,302  -->  01:19:26,720
I can't lose you, too.

1830
01:19:28,555  -->  01:19:29,389
Sorry!

1831
01:19:33,059  -->  01:19:35,937
[Deborah in English] Well, well, well.

1832
01:19:36,021  -->  01:19:38,023
[laughs]

1833
01:19:38,106  -->  01:19:40,776
[in English] Just in time
for the big finale.

1834
01:19:41,276  -->  01:19:42,152
[laughs]

1835
01:19:42,235  -->  01:19:45,822
[suspenseful music playing]

1836
01:19:47,449  -->  01:19:48,742
[Deborah in English] Wait for me there.

1837
01:19:50,160  -->  01:19:52,621
-[footsteps descending]
-[July] Wow.

1838
01:19:53,371  -->  01:19:54,706
[in English] Take your time.

1839
01:19:54,790  -->  01:19:56,208
[wistful music playing]

1840
01:19:56,291  -->  01:19:57,709
[in English] It's a long way, huh?

1841
01:19:58,418  -->  01:20:00,879
[Deborah, in Thai]
I'll take care of you all.

1842
01:20:01,379  -->  01:20:04,049
[in Thai] I can't believe you tricked me.

1843
01:20:04,132  -->  01:20:06,593
[in Thai] How dare you?

1844
01:20:06,676  -->  01:20:08,053
[in Thai] I am Deborah!

1845
01:20:08,136  -->  01:20:09,930
[Deborah talking indistinctly in Thai]

1846
01:20:10,013  -->  01:20:11,807
-[sighs deeply]
-[July clears throat]

1847
01:20:11,890  -->  01:20:16,561
-[Deborah talking indistinctly in Thai]
-[footsteps descending]

1848
01:20:16,645  -->  01:20:18,146
-They don't have elevators here, no?
-[July] Take your time,

1849
01:20:18,230  -->  01:20:20,315
we're not going anywhere.

1850
01:20:20,398  -->  01:20:23,318
[Deborah breathing heavily]

1851
01:20:23,401  -->  01:20:24,569
[tense music playing]

1852
01:20:24,653  -->  01:20:25,779
[breathes sharply]

1853
01:20:26,780  -->  01:20:29,741
[Deborah in English] I knew
there was something off about you.

1854
01:20:29,825  -->  01:20:31,910
[in English] Big Bird never had friends.

1855
01:20:31,993  -->  01:20:33,161
[in English] No one cares for him.

1856
01:20:33,245  -->  01:20:36,248
[in English] He was nothing more
than a big bird.

1857
01:20:36,748  -->  01:20:39,042
[in English] Deborah, please!
Let my friends go!

1858
01:20:39,125  -->  01:20:41,127
[in English] It's not us that you want!

1859
01:20:41,628  -->  01:20:42,838
[in English] Maybe…

1860
01:20:43,505  -->  01:20:45,507
after the video, I will let you go.

1861
01:20:45,590  -->  01:20:46,883
[in English] What?

1862
01:20:46,967  -->  01:20:48,093
[in English] That again?

1863
01:20:48,176  -->  01:20:50,136
[in English] But you already know
I am not Big Bird.

1864
01:20:50,220  -->  01:20:53,765
[in English] I have very, very small bird.

1865
01:20:53,849  -->  01:20:55,350
-[comical music playing]
-[in English] Yes. Very tiny.

1866
01:20:55,851  -->  01:20:56,685
[in English] Microscopic.

1867
01:20:57,269  -->  01:20:58,186
[July in English] Miniscule.

1868
01:20:58,270  -->  01:21:00,146
[in English] I don't care.

1869
01:21:00,230  -->  01:21:01,314
[in English] Either you do it

1870
01:21:01,940  -->  01:21:04,484
or I'll have your friends
do the video instead.

1871
01:21:04,568  -->  01:21:07,070
-Hey! I like that idea!
-[gasps]

1872
01:21:07,571  -->  01:21:09,656
Carpio, don't let them do it! Please!

1873
01:21:09,739  -->  01:21:11,157
Gross!

1874
01:21:11,241  -->  01:21:12,659
[Macky] Pussy!

1875
01:21:13,159  -->  01:21:14,202
[in English] With them!

1876
01:21:14,286  -->  01:21:17,789
-[dramatic music playing]
-[men growling]

1877
01:21:17,873  -->  01:21:19,666
[July] Shit! No!

1878
01:21:19,749  -->  01:21:22,127
Carps, set us free right now! Hurry!

1879
01:21:22,210  -->  01:21:24,838
Hey! Touch move! You already said it!

1880
01:21:24,921  -->  01:21:27,382
[in English] Deborah! I'm ready anytime!

1881
01:21:28,133  -->  01:21:29,175
[in English] Deborah, please.

1882
01:21:29,759  -->  01:21:31,720
-[unsettling music playing]
-[in English] I don't care who does who.

1883
01:21:31,803  -->  01:21:34,723
[in English] Little bird, big, whatever!

1884
01:21:34,806  -->  01:21:38,727
[in English] I'll just digital pixelate
your fucking small dick!

1885
01:21:39,227  -->  01:21:41,479
[in English] You men are all the same!

1886
01:21:41,563  -->  01:21:45,358
[in English] You take and you take,
and you get away with it,

1887
01:21:46,109  -->  01:21:48,194
-while we women suffer.
-[somber music playing]

1888
01:21:48,695  -->  01:21:50,322
[in English] Is it my fault

1889
01:21:50,405  -->  01:21:52,866
if I want to be satisfied

1890
01:21:53,366  -->  01:21:55,577
or aroused and get what I deserve?

1891
01:21:58,330  -->  01:21:59,664
[in English] You're in love with him,

1892
01:22:00,790  -->  01:22:01,958
aren't you?

1893
01:22:04,794  -->  01:22:05,879
[Luis sighs]

1894
01:22:05,962  -->  01:22:07,547
[in English] You just want him back.

1895
01:22:08,715  -->  01:22:10,634
[in English] The only guy
who ever loved you.

1896
01:22:12,010  -->  01:22:13,011
[in English] Quiet!

1897
01:22:13,094  -->  01:22:14,554
[in English] How dare you!

1898
01:22:15,347  -->  01:22:16,181
Prajak!

1899
01:22:16,264  -->  01:22:18,224
[Deborah, in Thai] Get in here!

1900
01:22:19,100  -->  01:22:20,268
[in English] Come on!

1901
01:22:20,352  -->  01:22:21,561
-[sinister music playing]
-[July] Hey…

1902
01:22:21,645  -->  01:22:22,729
Prajak?

1903
01:22:24,064  -->  01:22:26,066
[in English] What are you waiting for?

1904
01:22:26,149  -->  01:22:28,693
[in English] Come on!
Make his friends suffer!

1905
01:22:28,777  -->  01:22:30,111
[heavy breathing]

1906
01:22:30,195  -->  01:22:31,696
[Luis in English] Deborah, please!

1907
01:22:32,530  -->  01:22:34,449
[in English] Please let my friends go!
I'll do anything!

1908
01:22:34,532  -->  01:22:35,492
[in English] Please.

1909
01:22:36,826  -->  01:22:38,912
-[Deborah in English] Come on!
-[men growling]

1910
01:22:38,995  -->  01:22:39,871
[Deborah in English] Gangbang him.

1911
01:22:39,955  -->  01:22:42,040
Bukkake all over his face!

1912
01:22:42,123  -->  01:22:44,042
You fucking little small dick!

1913
01:22:44,125  -->  01:22:45,460
Fake bird!

1914
01:22:45,543  -->  01:22:47,545
-[laughing]
-[music distorts]

1915
01:22:48,129  -->  01:22:49,589
[indistinct]

1916
01:22:49,673  -->  01:22:51,925
[laughing]

1917
01:22:52,008  -->  01:22:54,094
[Macky] Carpio! No!

1918
01:22:54,594  -->  01:22:55,929
Do me instead!

1919
01:22:56,012  -->  01:22:58,390
[Luis] This is it. This is my karma.

1920
01:22:58,473  -->  01:23:00,433
[nostalgic music playing]

1921
01:23:00,517  -->  01:23:02,477
[Luis] I accept this.

1922
01:23:02,560  -->  01:23:03,603
[Jaturawit] Hurry up! Shoot now.

1923
01:23:03,687  -->  01:23:05,689
Don't miss the cum!

1924
01:23:05,772  -->  01:23:09,526
[laughing]

1925
01:23:09,609  -->  01:23:11,152
[July] Carpio, I promise!

1926
01:23:11,236  -->  01:23:12,696
I'll pay you back!

1927
01:23:13,655  -->  01:23:15,824
But if not, it's fine. No problem.

1928
01:23:15,907  -->  01:23:17,325
[in English] But Carpio! I love you!

1929
01:23:17,409  -->  01:23:18,743
[Luis] It's true.

1930
01:23:19,327  -->  01:23:21,955
We're all here because of me.

1931
01:23:22,455  -->  01:23:23,790
[Macky] Deborah! Let it be me!

1932
01:23:23,873  -->  01:23:25,500
Not Carpio!

1933
01:23:25,583  -->  01:23:29,004
-[Macky's screams echoing]
-[Deborah laughing]

1934
01:23:29,087  -->  01:23:30,755
[July] Carps! It's fine!

1935
01:23:30,839  -->  01:23:32,590
You can wash it off!

1936
01:23:32,674  -->  01:23:35,135
Promise we won't tell anyone!

1937
01:23:35,218  -->  01:23:38,596
[Luis in English] I wanted to be
the bigger man, but I failed.

1938
01:23:39,597  -->  01:23:41,266
I let you down, bros.

1939
01:23:41,975  -->  01:23:43,643
And I let me down.

1940
01:23:44,644  -->  01:23:47,230
This is it. Here we are.

1941
01:23:47,981  -->  01:23:49,774
I'll take this one

1942
01:23:50,442  -->  01:23:51,526
for the team.

1943
01:23:52,318  -->  01:23:56,531
[Deborah laughing, in English]
Cum! Cum! Cum on his face!

1944
01:23:57,157  -->  01:23:59,200
[Big Bird in English]
Point your camera at me!

1945
01:24:00,785  -->  01:24:03,496
[bald eagle screeching sound]

1946
01:24:03,580  -->  01:24:08,376
[dramatic music playing]

1947
01:24:09,044  -->  01:24:11,629
[Big Bird in English] Stop this at once!

1948
01:24:13,506  -->  01:24:17,343
-[blows land]
-[grunting]

1949
01:24:17,427  -->  01:24:20,513
-[bald eagle screeching sound]
-[groans]

1950
01:24:24,017  -->  01:24:26,144
[blows land]

1951
01:24:26,728  -->  01:24:30,106
-[grunts]
-[groans]

1952
01:24:30,190  -->  01:24:31,149
[bald eagle screeching sound]

1953
01:24:31,232  -->  01:24:34,778
-[suspenseful music playing]
-[groaning]

1954
01:24:37,447  -->  01:24:39,407
[Banana Lady] Hey! Big Bird!

1955
01:24:39,491  -->  01:24:40,492
[gun cocking sound]

1956
01:24:41,117  -->  01:24:43,328
[grunts]

1957
01:24:45,705  -->  01:24:46,831
[chokes]

1958
01:24:46,915  -->  01:24:48,124
-[gasps]
-[woman choking]

1959
01:24:49,042  -->  01:24:49,876
[wistful music playing]

1960
01:24:49,959  -->  01:24:50,877
[woman grunts]

1961
01:24:50,960  -->  01:24:52,796
[Banana Lady, in Thai] I never
thought this would happen.

1962
01:24:52,879  -->  01:24:54,756
I've never had the bananas

1963
01:24:54,839  -->  01:24:57,592
that came from my vagina before.

1964
01:24:57,675  -->  01:25:00,762
[in Thai] It's kind of hot.

1965
01:25:00,845  -->  01:25:02,639
[death cry]

1966
01:25:02,722  -->  01:25:04,349
[tense music playing]

1967
01:25:05,725  -->  01:25:07,769
[Big Bird in English]
Let them go, Deborah!

1968
01:25:14,317  -->  01:25:15,735
[bald eagle screeching sound]

1969
01:25:15,819  -->  01:25:16,945
[gasps]

1970
01:25:18,279  -->  01:25:20,406
[in English] It's… It's you!

1971
01:25:20,490  -->  01:25:24,577
[tranquil music playing]

1972
01:25:24,661  -->  01:25:26,121
[Deborah in English] It's really you.

1973
01:25:28,540  -->  01:25:29,707
Deborah.

1974
01:25:30,625  -->  01:25:31,668
[in English] Please…

1975
01:25:32,669  -->  01:25:34,254
let them go.

1976
01:25:34,337  -->  01:25:36,506
[in English] I know this is not you.

1977
01:25:37,006  -->  01:25:39,634
[in English] I… made you like this.

1978
01:25:40,510  -->  01:25:42,762
[in English] And I'm truly sorry.

1979
01:25:43,721  -->  01:25:45,765
[in English] Do you remember
what you promised to me?

1980
01:25:46,641  -->  01:25:47,475
[Big Bird in English] Yes.

1981
01:25:48,643  -->  01:25:49,936
[in English] Of course.

1982
01:25:50,019  -->  01:25:52,105
[magical music playing]

1983
01:25:52,188  -->  01:25:55,900
[Big Bird in English] After we make
that one big porn movie,

1984
01:25:59,279  -->  01:26:01,322
I will settle down with you

1985
01:26:03,074  -->  01:26:04,033
and marry you.

1986
01:26:05,869  -->  01:26:08,079
[in English] That was the promise.

1987
01:26:09,831  -->  01:26:11,958
[Deborah in English] I was madly
in love with you,

1988
01:26:13,293  -->  01:26:14,711
then you just left.

1989
01:26:16,588  -->  01:26:17,589
[in English] I know.

1990
01:26:18,089  -->  01:26:20,425
[in English] And I have loved you so much

1991
01:26:20,508  -->  01:26:22,260
that I have failed to tell you

1992
01:26:22,343  -->  01:26:23,636
that I have shrunk.

1993
01:26:25,054  -->  01:26:26,514
[in English] I was scared.

1994
01:26:27,557  -->  01:26:29,809
[in English] I wasn't man enough
to love you.

1995
01:26:30,768  -->  01:26:34,272
[in English] I will never
be enough for you.

1996
01:26:34,355  -->  01:26:36,274
[in English] All I ever was

1997
01:26:36,357  -->  01:26:38,234
is this big…

1998
01:26:39,736  -->  01:26:40,612
bird!

1999
01:26:41,487  -->  01:26:42,488
[grunts]

2000
01:26:43,990  -->  01:26:45,408
[in English] I don't care.

2001
01:26:45,491  -->  01:26:47,952
[in English] It was never
the size of your bird.

2002
01:26:50,163  -->  01:26:53,625
[in English] It's the size of your heart
that I fell in love with.

2003
01:26:53,708  -->  01:26:55,960
Oh! Deborah.

2004
01:26:57,378  -->  01:27:01,841
[gentle music playing]

2005
01:27:03,635  -->  01:27:04,761
Oh!

2006
01:27:10,600  -->  01:27:13,645
-[invigorating music playing]
-[Big Bird grunts]

2007
01:27:13,728  -->  01:27:15,146
[smooches]

2008
01:27:15,230  -->  01:27:17,607
[moans, grunts]

2009
01:27:18,900  -->  01:27:20,360
-Oh! Yeah!
-[chuckles]

2010
01:27:20,443  -->  01:27:21,486
[quirky sensual music playing]

2011
01:27:21,569  -->  01:27:23,696
[Deborah] Oh, Big Bird!

2012
01:27:23,780  -->  01:27:25,198
[Big Bird in English] Yeah! I am Big Bird!

2013
01:27:25,281  -->  01:27:26,115
[Deborah] Oh!

2014
01:27:26,199  -->  01:27:27,700
-[Big Bird in English] You like that?
-[Deborah] Big Bird! [moans]

2015
01:27:27,784  -->  01:27:29,369
[in Thai] Why are you looking at me?
Point your camera to them!

2016
01:27:29,452  -->  01:27:30,536
[sensual moaning]

2017
01:27:30,620  -->  01:27:32,956
-[Deborah] Oh! Big Bird.
-[Big Bird] Hard gattling! [grunts]

2018
01:27:33,039  -->  01:27:35,333
-[sexual grunting]
-Oh!

2019
01:27:35,416  -->  01:27:36,626
-[Macky] Gross!
-[Deborah moaning]

2020
01:27:37,126  -->  01:27:40,171
That dick will make me sick!

2021
01:27:40,255  -->  01:27:42,674
[Deborah speaking Thai]

2022
01:27:42,757  -->  01:27:45,885
[both moaning]

2023
01:27:45,969  -->  01:27:47,262
[Deborah] Big Bird! [moaning]

2024
01:27:47,345  -->  01:27:50,431
-[sexual moaning]
-[Luis] Hurry, hurry…

2025
01:27:50,515  -->  01:27:52,392
[sexual moaning]

2026
01:27:53,851  -->  01:27:54,978
[July] Dammit!

2027
01:27:55,061  -->  01:27:58,648
-[panting]
-[relieved exclaim]

2028
01:27:59,607  -->  01:28:00,858
[in English] Oh my God.

2029
01:28:01,693  -->  01:28:02,777
Dammit!

2030
01:28:02,860  -->  01:28:04,696
-I wanna go home!
-[Luis in English] Thank you, Lord!

2031
01:28:05,446  -->  01:28:06,739
-[in English] Thank you, Lord!
-[indistinct]

2032
01:28:09,993  -->  01:28:11,202
[Macky] Bro…

2033
01:28:11,286  -->  01:28:13,663
[sighing, panting]

2034
01:28:13,746  -->  01:28:15,039
It's finally over!

2035
01:28:15,123  -->  01:28:17,500
Yes, bro. I hope, man!

2036
01:28:18,334  -->  01:28:20,044
Big Bird!

2037
01:28:20,878  -->  01:28:23,339
-[dramatic music playing]
-I want your penis!

2038
01:28:23,423  -->  01:28:25,883
Goddammit! I told you I'm not Big Bird!

2039
01:28:25,967  -->  01:28:30,722
[screaming]

2040
01:28:31,681  -->  01:28:32,515
[shouts]

2041
01:28:33,099  -->  01:28:35,893
-[Kimura groans]
-[samurai clatters]

2042
01:28:37,729  -->  01:28:40,523
[groaning] Oh, shit.

2043
01:28:41,357  -->  01:28:42,483
[gasps]

2044
01:28:43,818  -->  01:28:45,987
I'm not sure, but I think he's dead.

2045
01:28:46,571  -->  01:28:49,282
[panicked shouts]

2046
01:28:52,076  -->  01:28:55,246
[inhales]

2047
01:28:56,414  -->  01:28:57,707
[Luis] Prajak?

2048
01:28:57,790  -->  01:28:59,584
[July] Why'd you help us?

2049
01:29:00,501  -->  01:29:02,253
[Prajak] 'Cause we're Filipinos.

2050
01:29:03,087  -->  01:29:04,672
But I'm really sorry.

2051
01:29:05,423  -->  01:29:07,300
[inhales]

2052
01:29:07,383  -->  01:29:09,010
Actually, I'm a little embarrassed.

2053
01:29:11,679  -->  01:29:14,599
Of all the people I could con,
I had to pick Filipinos.

2054
01:29:14,682  -->  01:29:15,808
I'm ashamed.

2055
01:29:16,642  -->  01:29:17,518
-[somber music playing]
-[sobbing]

2056
01:29:17,602  -->  01:29:19,228
You remind me of my old friends back home,

2057
01:29:20,271  -->  01:29:23,441
how tight you were,
just like how tight we were, too.

2058
01:29:23,524  -->  01:29:26,235
I remember all the shit we did.

2059
01:29:26,736  -->  01:29:28,196
I remembered…

2060
01:29:28,279  -->  01:29:30,073
I remembered who I really was.

2061
01:29:30,782  -->  01:29:33,451
All the times me and my friends
were hanging out…

2062
01:29:33,534  -->  01:29:34,619
I rememb…

2063
01:29:34,702  -->  01:29:35,787
-[Macky mumbles]
-Ow.

2064
01:29:35,870  -->  01:29:37,705
-[Macky] Stop this drama shit!
-That hurts.

2065
01:29:37,789  -->  01:29:39,165
Stop conning people.

2066
01:29:39,665  -->  01:29:42,210
You've got decent work. Don't waste it.

2067
01:29:42,293  -->  01:29:43,920
I deserved that.

2068
01:29:44,003  -->  01:29:45,505
[somber music playing]

2069
01:29:45,588  -->  01:29:47,215
We quits?

2070
01:29:47,882  -->  01:29:49,634
Can we start over?

2071
01:29:50,134  -->  01:29:51,344
Will you come here!

2072
01:29:51,427  -->  01:29:52,929
-[Prajak] Huh?
-Come here!

2073
01:29:53,012  -->  01:29:55,098
-I'm a little shy.
-[July] Come here.

2074
01:29:55,181  -->  01:29:56,432
-No, really, I'm a little shy.
-[Macky] I'll smack you

2075
01:29:56,516  -->  01:29:57,642
if you don't come here!

2076
01:29:57,725  -->  01:29:58,559
[Macky] One more from you.

2077
01:29:58,643  -->  01:30:01,187
[cheering]

2078
01:30:01,270  -->  01:30:03,356
-[July] That's enough.
-[Prajak] That's sharp.

2079
01:30:03,439  -->  01:30:04,982
[July] We're still pissed off at you.

2080
01:30:05,483  -->  01:30:07,527
[scoffs]

2081
01:30:08,569  -->  01:30:09,695
Sorry if…

2082
01:30:10,196  -->  01:30:12,365
I've been a douche.

2083
01:30:13,366  -->  01:30:15,409
I'm only there when I need you.

2084
01:30:16,994  -->  01:30:18,579
But when you need me,

2085
01:30:19,956  -->  01:30:21,040
where am I, right?

2086
01:30:21,124  -->  01:30:23,126
Beating off, most likely.

2087
01:30:24,085  -->  01:30:26,295
[in English] Sorry. Go on, please.

2088
01:30:26,379  -->  01:30:28,047
[nostalgic music playing]

2089
01:30:28,131  -->  01:30:30,800
This was supposed to be a make-up trip.

2090
01:30:32,009  -->  01:30:34,095
For all the times that I wasn't around.

2091
01:30:36,806  -->  01:30:38,057
Big Bird was right.

2092
01:30:40,476  -->  01:30:41,978
I wasn't man enough.

2093
01:30:42,603  -->  01:30:45,064
[somber music playing]

2094
01:30:45,148  -->  01:30:46,691
I had no balls to be myself.

2095
01:30:48,609  -->  01:30:50,111
Hope you can forgive me.

2096
01:30:52,029  -->  01:30:53,739
Are you crying?

2097
01:30:55,366  -->  01:30:56,617
You wanna cry?

2098
01:30:57,577  -->  01:30:58,703
Come here.

2099
01:30:58,786  -->  01:30:59,996
Let me blow you.

2100
01:31:00,079  -->  01:31:01,622
-Dork.
-[laughing]

2101
01:31:01,706  -->  01:31:02,623
I'll blow you instead.

2102
01:31:02,707  -->  01:31:03,541
-Stop it!
-[laughing]

2103
01:31:03,624  -->  01:31:04,876
-You stink!
-Kidding!

2104
01:31:04,959  -->  01:31:06,460
But seriously,

2105
01:31:06,544  -->  01:31:08,421
let me make up to you.

2106
01:31:08,504  -->  01:31:10,548
-Let's make this holiday happen!
-[upbeat music playing]

2107
01:31:11,132  -->  01:31:12,675
-Ah! Game?
-Game.

2108
01:31:12,758  -->  01:31:15,761
[all in English] Let's go!

2109
01:31:15,845  -->  01:31:18,472
-[in English] Let's go!
-[cheering]

2110
01:31:18,556  -->  01:31:22,101
[all chanting] Big penis! Big penis!
Big penis! Big penis!

2111
01:31:22,185  -->  01:31:24,395
["Sa Loob ng Dilim" by VINCED playing]

2112
01:31:25,730  -->  01:31:28,149
-[July] Police! Arrest this man!
-[indistinct speech]

2113
01:31:31,277  -->  01:31:32,653
[Prajak] Does it taste good?

2114
01:31:34,822  -->  01:31:37,158
[cheering, laughing]

2115
01:31:40,453  -->  01:31:43,456
[all cheering]

2116
01:31:44,040  -->  01:31:46,292
[Luis] There you go. Because of this trip,

2117
01:31:46,375  -->  01:31:48,377
I got to know Macky and July more.

2118
01:31:49,003  -->  01:31:50,713
And not just that.

2119
01:31:50,796  -->  01:31:53,841
We made a new bonus friend
in Tithi Prajak.

2120
01:31:53,925  -->  01:31:55,843
[indistinct chattering]

2121
01:31:55,927  -->  01:31:58,054
Got to know myself better, too.

2122
01:31:58,638  -->  01:31:59,889
Like the brochure said,

2123
01:32:00,723  -->  01:32:02,433
I can be the bigger man.

2124
01:32:03,309  -->  01:32:04,310
And I did.

2125
01:32:05,811  -->  01:32:07,521
A big man in little things,

2126
01:32:07,605  -->  01:32:09,649
like being there for my friends,

2127
01:32:09,732  -->  01:32:10,858
old and new.

2128
01:32:50,022  -->  01:32:53,526
[elephant trumpet sound]

2129
01:32:56,946  -->  01:32:58,864
[Cathy] Where are they now?

2130
01:32:59,740  -->  01:33:03,744
[Luis] Big Bird
kept his promise to Deborah.

2131
01:33:12,253  -->  01:33:14,839
After Big Bird retired from porn…

2132
01:33:15,339  -->  01:33:17,300
[in English] Looks like he can do porn.

2133
01:33:17,383  -->  01:33:18,384
[in English] Me?

2134
01:33:18,467  -->  01:33:20,511
[squeals]

2135
01:33:20,594  -->  01:33:21,470
[sensual moaning]

2136
01:33:21,554  -->  01:33:25,182
[Luis] Pretty Bird,
as Metrosexual Fighter!

2137
01:33:25,266  -->  01:33:27,018
[moaning, groaning]

2138
01:33:27,101  -->  01:33:28,686
-[Macky] Axe of Diva!
-[sensual shrieks]

2139
01:33:28,769  -->  01:33:30,563
-Bottom gattling!
-[sensual moaning]

2140
01:33:31,564  -->  01:33:33,566
[Luis] And his Dad accepted him.

2141
01:33:33,649  -->  01:33:34,483
[in Taglish] At least,

2142
01:33:34,567  -->  01:33:37,361
Macky didn't have to hide who he was.

2143
01:33:42,491  -->  01:33:43,492
[July speaking indistinctly]

2144
01:33:43,576  -->  01:33:44,869
[Luis] And July?

2145
01:33:45,369  -->  01:33:46,787
Still a hothead.

2146
01:33:47,913  -->  01:33:50,374
Stayed in Thailand
and became a tour guide.

2147
01:33:50,458  -->  01:33:51,792
[indistinct chattering]

2148
01:33:51,876  -->  01:33:54,211
But found a way to calm down

2149
01:33:54,295  -->  01:33:56,172
and have purpose.

2150
01:33:56,255  -->  01:33:58,758
[upbeat music playing]

2151
01:33:58,841  -->  01:34:00,760
The two may have stayed there,

2152
01:34:00,843  -->  01:34:02,803
but I brought home a new friend.

2153
01:34:05,473  -->  01:34:07,641
[Prajak] I'll go back
to my hometown, in Lapu-Lapu.

2154
01:34:07,725  -->  01:34:09,268
[Luis] Wait, Prajak?

2155
01:34:09,352  -->  01:34:10,936
[Luis] Is Tithi your real name?

2156
01:34:11,020  -->  01:34:12,688
[Prajak] Nope. Pepe, vagina.

2157
01:34:16,984  -->  01:34:18,944
[in English] Snatcher! Snatcher! Hey!

2158
01:34:19,028  -->  01:34:20,529
That's not paid for yet!

2159
01:34:20,613  -->  01:34:23,199
[Luis] As an almost porn star,

2160
01:34:23,699  -->  01:34:26,994
I learned a few tricks
from my Thai twin Big Bird.

2161
01:34:28,704  -->  01:34:30,039
Oh!

2162
01:34:30,915  -->  01:34:32,083
Really?

2163
01:34:32,166  -->  01:34:34,794
[gasps] Alright, then. [moans]

2164
01:34:35,836  -->  01:34:37,671
But how?

2165
01:34:37,755  -->  01:34:38,839
Isn't it…?

2166
01:34:41,592  -->  01:34:42,843
[scoffs]

2167
01:34:42,927  -->  01:34:45,054
It's not the size.

2168
01:34:45,554  -->  01:34:46,680
It's how you use it.

2169
01:34:47,807  -->  01:34:51,894
-[growls]
-[Cathy giggles]

2170
01:34:51,977  -->  01:34:52,937
-[glass bowl shatters]
-[upbeat music playing]

2171
01:34:53,020  -->  01:34:57,566
[moaning, groaning, shrieking]

2172
01:34:58,943  -->  01:35:01,487
[shrieking]

2173
01:35:04,073  -->  01:35:04,990
[gasps]

2174
01:35:09,495  -->  01:35:11,622
[moaning]

2175
01:35:11,705  -->  01:35:12,706
In!

2176
01:35:13,416  -->  01:35:15,501
[Cathy] Out! [sensual shrieking]

2177
01:35:16,627  -->  01:35:18,045
In! [groaning]

2178
01:35:18,671  -->  01:35:20,506
Out! [shrieking]

2179
01:35:22,049  -->  01:35:23,509
-All in!
-[shouting, shrieking]

2180
01:35:23,592  -->  01:35:25,553
[upbeat music intensifies]

2181
01:35:25,636  -->  01:35:27,638
[groaning, shrieking, moaning]

2182
01:35:30,516  -->  01:35:33,394
[in English] Luis, I will teach you

2183
01:35:33,477  -->  01:35:36,856
my ultimate finishing sex move.

2184
01:35:38,232  -->  01:35:40,234
Much, much better

2185
01:35:40,317  -->  01:35:42,153
than hard gattling.

2186
01:35:42,236  -->  01:35:46,615
[Cathy moaning]

2187
01:35:46,699  -->  01:35:50,327
Final! Bird! Freedom!

2188
01:35:50,411  -->  01:35:52,329
-[bald eagle screeching sound]
-[Cathy panting]

2189
01:35:52,413  -->  01:35:54,331
[music ends]

2190
01:35:54,415  -->  01:35:56,667
FINAL BIRD FREEDOM