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- You ain't never
met a judge like me.
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- Your Honor, Your Honor!
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- Shut the hell up and let
me get this thing together!
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Hey, y'all.
I'm Ms. Pat.
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I know the inside
of a courtroom.
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Went to jail
for selling cocaine.
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Now here I am sitting
on this side of the bench.
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- I put my faith in your hands.
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- I ain't God.
I don't love you.
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These are real cases
with real money on the line.
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What did you do
with the $5,000?
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- I-I'll let you know.
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- Well, I'm here.
Let me know.
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- Let's just wrap this up
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because I'm getting
very irritated.
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- You keep running your mouth,
you ain't going to get nothing.
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Court is now in session.
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Baby, don't do me, do Jesus,
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'cause He got more patience
with you, OK?
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[dramatic hip-hop music]
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- The law is about rules,
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and this judge
breaks every one of 'em.
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[laughter]
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All rise for
the Honorable Ms. Pat.
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♪ ♪
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- Hello.
Y'all can have a seat.
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♪ ♪
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All right, come on.
Let's get started, baby.
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- This is the case
of Marie versus Germany.
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- Plaintiff Lotto Marie
is suing
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her ex-best friend, Jennifer,
for $900.
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She says she agreed to do
Jennifer's hair in exchange
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for Jennifer to decorate
her brother's baby shower.
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She did her hair,
but right before the shower,
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Jennifer backed out.
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Defendant Jennifer Germany
says
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shortly after Lotto
did her hair,
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her hair started falling out,
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so Jennifer had every right
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not to hold up
her end of the bargain.
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- Before we get started,
I just want to let you know
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that this is a jury
of my peers.
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Don't listen to
nothing they say.
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They can't make no decisions.
- Cool, cool.
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- And don't give DC Curry
your phone number.
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[laughter]
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Lotto, tell us why we here.
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- I am here today
to sue my best--
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my ex-best friend, Jennifer.
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all: Ooh.
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- We had a barter system
set up.
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I do hair on the side.
I did her hair.
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[scoffs] As you can see, she's
not used to wearing nice wigs.
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[laughter]
Uh, yeah.
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I made her a beautiful wig
in exchange for her
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to do the decorations
at my brother's baby shower.
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She called me days after
to let me know that
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the wig was coming loose
and her hair was damaged
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and she would not
be doing the decorations.
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So I had to hire someone last
minute, which cost me $650.
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- OK.
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- She didn't do the
decorations.
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And I never got my wig back.
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So I would like to sue her
for the $900 in total.
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- OK.
- [scoffing laugh]
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[laughter]
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I'm sorry, Your Honor.
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- Well, come on and tell me
your side of the story,
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sister Jennifer.
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- [chuckles] First, I want to
thank God for being here, amen?
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[laughter]
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Y'all, let me tell you
what had happen.
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- When they say,
"what had happen,"
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it's about to get good.
[laughter]
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- You thanking God
and everything.
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What that got to do
with the story?
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- Excuse me, I just--
- Ah.
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Let this woman of God speak.
- Thank you.
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I ain't got time to be playing
with this little girl.
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- OK. All right.
all: Ooh.
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- Your Honor,
this is what happened.
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I went to let her do my hair.
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- Mm-hmm.
- OK?
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Day one--bomb!
- Yeah.
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- I was like,
[vocalizes excitedly]
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[laughter]
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- I got a video
of her doing that.
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- Like D, right?
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He would be looking at me
like, oh, that girl, yes.
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[laughter]
He would completely--
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- Maybe DC,
but DeRay don't want her.
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[laughter]
- What kind of shit is that?
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[laughter]
- I mean, I mean--
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- Hey, why are you
telling me that?
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- He don't want her, bruh.
[laughter]
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- Why the hell you think I want
her if DeRay don't want her?
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What the hell?
- I'm right here.
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But, please.
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[gavel bangs politely]
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- Your Honor, she did my hair.
It was bomb.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- But then that next day,
hair started coming a-loose.
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And I don't--
- Out of the wig?
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- Off the wig.
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- The wig had alopecia?
- Yes!
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[laughter]
And it took my edges with it!
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- I know Jennifer.
- Your Honor, look at this.
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This is what she did.
all: Ooh.
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- Oh, you bald.
You bald.
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That looks like years and years
of not having edges to me.
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- Thank you!
all: Ooh.
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- So did you perm her hair?
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Because you know,
the perm can burn the scalp.
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- I did perm her hair, but I've
been doing hair for ten years.
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- On the side.
[scattered laughter]
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- It is my side job,
but I do nice hair.
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- Do you have pictures
of the wig, Jennifer?
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- Yes, I do.
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- OK, get the
pictures of the wig.
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- There she is with the wig.
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- That was luxurious?
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- Exactly.
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- The left side
was the good hair.
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I don't know that person
in the right side.
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[laughter]
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- So Jennifer, to me,
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it looked like
you went to sleep in the wig...
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- Mm-hmm.
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- And did not comb the wig out
the next few days.
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- No, ma'am.
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- Did you wrap the wig
at night?
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- I did. I had my baby's daddy
help me wrap it.
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- [scoffs]
[laughter]
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- What?
- I got to ask you this.
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- Uh-huh?
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- Did you have sex when
this wig was on your head?
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- [clapping] I rest my case.
[laughter]
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- I can't remember,
because, ma'am,
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I be having
out-of-body experiences.
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She does what she wants
and I just sit there.
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- What?
[laughter]
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- That happened to me before.
I ain't mad at it.
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- Let's talk about
the baby shower.
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- Thank you.
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- When did you find out
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she wasn't gonna
do the baby shower?
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- It was three days before.
all: Ooh.
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- How much did you have to pay
for the new decorations?
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- $650.
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- Can I--do you
have any evidence?
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- Yes, I have pictures
of the decorations.
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- Just give me
the whole folder.
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- Yes.
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- 'Cause y'all gonna
walk my bailiff to death.
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- Well, he ain't
doing nothing else.
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- Oh.
[laughter and oohs]
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- Oh, contempt! Contempt!
[laughter]
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Contempt!
Send her to jail.
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Contempt!
Send her to jail.
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- I mean, look at him.
The man's just standing there.
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He ain't did nothing.
- She talking back.
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Your Honor, bang the gavel.
Send her to jail.
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- Can you shut the hell up?
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- Yes, Ma'am.
I'ma shut up.
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[laughter]
- You paid $650 for this?
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- [laughs loudly]
[laughter]
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- Everything came
from The Dollar Tree.
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I could see it.
It's nice, but--
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[laughter]
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- That's what happens when
you don't go to the best.
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- You lying.
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You didn't pay nobody for
that raggedy-ass baby shower.
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[laughter]
- Thank you, ma'am.
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- No disrespect.
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- Why my brother baby shower
got to be raggedy?
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- It was bad.
It was bad, baby.
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- OK, Carmen.
Bring us home.
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- No, seriously.
- I just don't understand.
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Why did you perm her hair
before you did it?
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She wanted Diana Ross,
not Rick Ross.
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You don't give her no perm...
- Jesus!
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- Before you put a weave
in there.
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- Thank you!
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- The decorations was
clearly $6.50, not $650.
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- Come on.
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- And Jennifer, girl, I know
you be blowing up balloons
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'cause you full of hot air.
- Ah!
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- I can believe it, baby.
[laughter]
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- Oh, doctor!
- He waiting on that moment.
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You got the right one
with that one.
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- OK, I'm going to
settle this right now.
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- Let's go.
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[suspenseful music]
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- I'm ruling in favor of...
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the defendant.
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- What?
- Jennifer.
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- Ha!
- Yes.
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- Won't He do it?
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- Are you serious?
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- You gets nothing, because
you did her and she did you.
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And y'all are even.
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- She didn't do no decorations.
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- One thing I know
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is your ass
ain't paid nobody $650
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for that $18 worth
of decorations.
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[laughter]
Baby, don't do me.
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Do Jesus, 'cause He got
more patience with you, OK?
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You put your brother
baby shower together yourself.
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I should actually
sue both of y'all
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for making me listen
to this BS.
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[laughter]
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- Get the hell
out my courtroom.
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[gavel bangs]
[laughter]
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- Ah.
- You are dismissed.
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- I don't want to hear shit
out from you.
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- I don't get no money?
- Go and dye your hair.
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- I can't believe she won.
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- [laughing]
They did not want you, DC.
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- I ain't want them, either.
[laughter]
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- Hey, that's what
I would have said
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if they ain't want me, either.
[laughter]
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- I don't feel I should
be charged for massages.
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I thought that was a part
of our situationship.
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That's what came with it.
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- When we was friends
with benefits.
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- What is it with you
young girls in this world?
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Stop giving it away.
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You making it hard
for older bitches like me!
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[laughter]
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- I don't have on no glasses.
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But Haha, do you have hair
on your chest?
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- No, I ain't got
no hair on my chest.
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That's a tattoo.
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- I don't want to see it.
I was just saying.
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- Oh, I thought you wanted me
to open it up a little more.
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- No, I don't want
you opening shit up.
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Keep that little, bitty,
tight church shirt on.
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- OK, OK.
[laughter]
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- Go ahead, bailiff.
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Send me the next set
of fools, child.
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- This is the case
of Conrod versus Joshway.
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- Plaintiff and massage
therapist, Brittany Conrod,
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is suing her former
friend with benefits, Reggie,
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for $420, which is the cost
of massages she gave him
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after the benefits ended.
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Defendant Reggie Joshway says
there was never an agreement
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of any sort between them
and claims Brittany
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is just jealous he moved on
to a new situationship.
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[dramatic music]
250
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- So Brittany, tell me
why you here today.
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- Judge, I'm here today
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because my former friends
with benefits, Reggie,
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he owes me $420.
- Mm.
254
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- And I'm here
to get my paper today.
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I'm a licensed
massage therapist.
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And I own my own business.
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And I've been doing massages
for Reggie for free
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for the last three years.
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But that's because
we was hooking up.
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We're no longer
hooking up no more.
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- Damn.
- Damn.
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- I told Reggie
from here on out,
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he has to pay me
for his massage.
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And he hasn't paid me
for the last two massages.
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And I need my money.
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- All right, Reggie Joshway
with the free massages,
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can you tell us your
part of this story?
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- Well, me and Brittany,
we've been messing around.
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- Friends with benefits,
she says.
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- Friends with benefits,
Your Honor.
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- Was it Blue Cross Blue Shield
or Medicaid?
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[laughter]
273
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- Medicaid.
[laughter]
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- Wow.
- OK.
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Come on, Reggie.
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- Your Honor, I believe
Brittany really doing this
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out of despite,
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because I never wanted to put
a title on our situationship.
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- Situationship.
Is that a word?
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- Situationship.
- It's going around.
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- It's a new word.
- Situationship.
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- I don't feel I should
be charged for massages.
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I mean, I thought that was
a part of our situationship.
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- When we was friends
with benefits.
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We not.
The benefits is out the window.
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You're just a friend.
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And you support your friends,
right?
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- Of course.
all: Ooh.
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- So who cut off the benefits?
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- I cut it off.
- Why?
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- I really wasn't, like,
feeling him no more.
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Like, you kind
of been slacking,
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like, in the bedroom.
- [clicks tongue]
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all: Ooh!
[scattered laughter]
295
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- Uh-uh.
Give this woman her money.
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[laughter]
- That pain and suffering.
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Sorry.
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- What about all the beginning
and the middle?
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You talking about the ending.
- That was the beginning.
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Yeah, it was good.
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It's not good no more, Reggie,
and I told you that.
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- I should have been charging.
303
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- Oh, you should have been--
[laughter]
304
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- How did you guys meet,
Brittany?
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- Well, we met
through Facebook.
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I actually DMed him
in first about a massage.
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We became, like, talking.
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And then, you know,
I love dudes with dreads, so--
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- So you just randomly
DM guys--
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- Just promoting my business.
- OK.
311
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- Like, I'm trying to build
a big clientele.
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So yes, I hit up anybody.
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Who gonna deny a massage
from a fine woman like me?
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[laughter]
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- Period.
- Do you have a license?
316
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- Yes, I have a--
317
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- Or you just a chick that done
bought you a bed off of Amazon?
318
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- No, I'm 100% legit.
319
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I have my business license
right here, Judge.
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You want to take a look?
321
00:10:12,812 --> 00:10:14,247
- Yeah, please let me
take a look.
322
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- Yes, sure. I got receipts
for everything, baby.
323
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- I do want to make sure
you just not making up
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fake massages.
- No.
325
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I have all my, like, prices
and everything.
326
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- OK, she got a license.
327
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All right,
the license looks legit.
328
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- She official.
I looked her up. She official.
329
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- Yeah.
100% official.
330
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- Brittany, what are you
usually charges for massages?
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- So, I normally charge $175
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for a 90-minute,
full body massage.
333
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But if you're late
more than ten minutes,
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it's a $35 extra fee.
335
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And both of the last two times
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where you're supposed
to pay me, you were late.
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all: Ooh.
338
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- So he came late
and you came late.
339
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- Mm.
[laughter]
340
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- No, he came late
to his appointment.
341
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- And you never came.
342
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- I was there already.
He's supposed to come to me.
343
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- Never mind.
She from Saint Louis.
344
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[laughter]
She ain't get it.
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No, never mind.
- She a good woman!
346
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- Never mind.
- She a good woman!
347
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- Oh, you were talking about--
348
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- She a business professional.
- All right.
349
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- OK.
350
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But how can you expect him
to pay now
351
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when you was never
professional about it?
352
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- Because I told--
353
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- The first--it was free
in the beginning.
354
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And you liked Reggie.
- Yes, I did.
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But after the benefits part
was gone,
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I told him from here on out,
you're going to have to pay
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due to the benefits
not there no more.
358
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- So--
all: Ooh.
359
00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:21,581
- So Reggie,
let me ask you this.
360
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The two times in question
that she
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said you owed her some money,
did y'all sleep together?
362
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:26,553
- Yes.
363
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- Jury, what do you guys think?
364
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Help me out with it.
365
00:11:29,155 --> 00:11:30,957
- Everybody loves
a happy beginning.
366
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- Mm!
367
00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:34,060
- But when the ending
ain't happy, shit hits the fan.
368
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[laughter]
- That's deep.
369
00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:37,964
- And that's what's
the problem here.
370
00:11:37,964 --> 00:11:39,799
- I believe that
he be rushing stuff.
371
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He didn't even iron that shirt!
372
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Took it right off the packet,
put it on today.
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He was rushing!
[laughter]
374
00:11:44,837 --> 00:11:46,239
Come on, now.
Come on, now.
375
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Give her double her money,
you know what I'm saying?
376
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Because she done did the work.
And let her get paid.
377
00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:52,512
[laughter]
378
00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:54,480
- Come on, Brittany. Tell me
what your final statement is.
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00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:56,583
- Reggie, he stated
that he was gonna pay me
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for the last two massages.
381
00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,786
And I felt like
he should give me my money.
382
00:11:59,786 --> 00:12:01,888
I needs that 420.
I got bills to pay.
383
00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:04,190
- OK, Reggie.
What is your final words?
384
00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:07,594
- Your Honor, I honestly
believe if I would have been
385
00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:08,995
in a relationship
with Brittany,
386
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if it wasn't
just a situationship,
387
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if I was able to put a title on
us, I wouldn't be here today.
388
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,434
if I was able to put a title on
us, I wouldn't be here today.
389
00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:15,635
- Mm-hmm.
390
00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:17,136
- And I liked Brittany
for, you know,
391
00:12:17,136 --> 00:12:18,538
what we had, what we was doing.
392
00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:20,907
- You want some more?
- Of course.
393
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,308
- I'm gonna be honest
with you, Brittany.
394
00:12:22,308 --> 00:12:25,778
You cannot start something
and then try to change it
395
00:12:25,778 --> 00:12:27,780
in the middle,
especially with sex.
396
00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:30,183
I mean, if you start out
giving it to them free,
397
00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:32,885
they gonna always
expect it free.
398
00:12:32,885 --> 00:12:35,855
And Reggie,
you are a free loader!
399
00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:39,692
Snatch don't grow on trees.
[laughter]
400
00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:41,694
So after considering
the facts of this case,
401
00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:43,863
I'm gonna settle it right now.
402
00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:46,265
[suspenseful music]
403
00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:51,037
And I'm gonna rule
in favor of...
404
00:12:51,037 --> 00:12:54,474
Brittany for $420.
405
00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:58,277
You took advantage of her.
Your greedy behind gonna pay.
406
00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:00,480
- Thank you.
[applause]
407
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,281
Thank you.
- That's all I got to say.
408
00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:04,450
Bye.
- You are dismissed.
409
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,519
- What is it with
you young girls in this world?
410
00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:07,854
Stop giving it away.
411
00:13:07,854 --> 00:13:10,423
You making it hard
for older bitches like me.
412
00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:13,426
[laughter and applause]
413
00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:16,095
[upbeat music]
414
00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:19,098
- Derek Edwards stole my shoes
after our breakup.
415
00:13:19,098 --> 00:13:20,400
- You think
she gonna love you more
416
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,834
after you done took her shoes?
417
00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:22,869
- I love you and
I want to be with you.
418
00:13:22,869 --> 00:13:23,870
all: Aw.
419
00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:25,538
- I love my shoes.
- Jesus!
420
00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:26,572
[laughter]
421
00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:29,943
[gavel bangs]
- Hello, jurors.
422
00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:31,745
How y'all doing?
- Hey. I'm amazing.
423
00:13:31,745 --> 00:13:33,013
- Good, Your Honor.
424
00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:34,514
[dramatic music]
425
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:35,749
- Y'all ready?
- Yep.
426
00:13:35,749 --> 00:13:37,384
- We ready.
- All right, call them in.
427
00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:40,787
- This is the case of Wilson
versus Edwards.
428
00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:41,989
You may now enter.
429
00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:43,724
- Plaintiff Alexiah Wilson
430
00:13:43,724 --> 00:13:46,393
is suing her ex for $1,300,
431
00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:48,061
the cost of
five pairs of Jordans
432
00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:50,797
that Kenderrick stole after
she kicked him to the curb.
433
00:13:50,797 --> 00:13:52,666
But defendant
Kenderrick Edwards
434
00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:55,802
stole the shoes to ensure
his chance to see Alexiah
435
00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:58,438
one more time
so he could woo her back.
436
00:13:58,438 --> 00:13:59,873
He doesn't owe her any money,
437
00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:02,843
but she owes him
a second chance.
438
00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:05,379
- All right, Alexis,
please tell me why we here.
439
00:14:05,379 --> 00:14:06,780
- Well, Judge,
I am here because
440
00:14:06,780 --> 00:14:10,050
I am suing Kenderrick Edwards
for $1,300
441
00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:11,885
because he stole my shoes
after our breakup.
442
00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:13,186
all: Ooh.
443
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,055
- We was dating,
and it wasn't working for us.
444
00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:17,891
So after I told him
to get out of my house
445
00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:19,760
and I came back,
my shoes was missing.
446
00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:21,995
- He didn't want you
to walk out on him.
447
00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:23,764
[laughter]
448
00:14:23,764 --> 00:14:25,699
- What kind of shoes
did he steal?
449
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,100
- He stole five pair
of my Jordans.
450
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,569
[scattered murmuring]
- Damn, man.
451
00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:30,904
[laughter]
452
00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:32,773
- These Jordans are
really important to me.
453
00:14:32,773 --> 00:14:34,074
I'm a dance instructor.
454
00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:37,110
So I give my shoes to
my low-income kids.
455
00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:39,079
And we put them for shows
and all this stuff.
456
00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:40,480
And these five
pair particularly
457
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,549
was going to my students.
458
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:44,184
- You stole the kids' shoes?
459
00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:46,787
- Oh, you going to jail, boy.
You're going down.
460
00:14:46,787 --> 00:14:50,490
- They was not the kid's shoes.
Them the shoes you mainly wear.
461
00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:52,559
- All right,
tell me your side of the story.
462
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,094
- It's like, the only reason
I took the shoes
463
00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:55,395
because I know for a fact
464
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,097
she would have to contact me
to get them back.
465
00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:58,532
And that can be my
reason part for me
466
00:14:58,532 --> 00:15:00,767
to try and get another chance
at the relationship.
467
00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:01,902
- Aw, right on.
- Um?
468
00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:03,236
- Why you take five though,
bro?
469
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,505
- Because, like,
it's good collateral.
470
00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:07,207
[laughter]
- Five chances?
471
00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:08,542
- Five chances.
472
00:15:08,542 --> 00:15:09,810
- You think
she gonna love you more
473
00:15:09,810 --> 00:15:11,845
after you done took her shoes?
[laughter]
474
00:15:11,845 --> 00:15:14,014
- It's worth a try.
[laughter]
475
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:15,749
- How did y'all even
get into a relationship?
476
00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:17,951
- We was
high school sweethearts.
477
00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:20,420
all: Aw.
And then we moved in together.
478
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,823
And then after that,
he just started falling off.
479
00:15:22,823 --> 00:15:23,857
all: Ooh.
- I saw this movie.
480
00:15:23,857 --> 00:15:25,325
- How did he fall off?
481
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:27,794
- Not paying bills, leaving me
with all the struggle.
482
00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:30,030
- So what you got to say
about that, Kenderrick?
483
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,498
- I object.
484
00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:34,368
[laughter]
485
00:15:34,368 --> 00:15:35,802
- What are you objecting to?
486
00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:37,804
- Because it's like
I fell behind on things,
487
00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:39,339
but it never got cut off
or nothing.
488
00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:40,774
- What did you fall behind on?
489
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:42,542
- Probably the gas
and the lights.
490
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:44,378
- The most important utilities
in the house.
491
00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:46,046
[laughter]
- You don't need both of them.
492
00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:47,180
Them ain't necessities.
493
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:48,181
[laughter]
- Just the heat.
494
00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:49,349
We a'ight, though.
495
00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:51,485
- Nothing crazy.
- Got heat in the car.
496
00:15:51,485 --> 00:15:54,454
[laughter]
497
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,223
- Well, Alexiah,
you looking for $1,300.
498
00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:57,591
How did you come
to that amount?
499
00:15:57,591 --> 00:15:59,493
- Because that's how much
my shoes cost.
500
00:15:59,493 --> 00:16:00,994
- Do you have any proof?
- I got proof.
501
00:16:00,994 --> 00:16:02,362
- OK, come on, bailiff.
- Mm-hmm.
502
00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:04,998
- Hey,
Kenderrick Robert Johnson--
503
00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:07,401
[laughter]
A lot of names, man.
504
00:16:07,401 --> 00:16:09,236
Did you pay for the shoes,
Kenderrick?
505
00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:11,238
[laughter]
- That's why I'm broke now.
506
00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:13,240
- You have five pairs at 140.
507
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,242
You even got a pair of 11
for 394.
508
00:16:15,242 --> 00:16:16,576
Kourtlyn, you know Jordan.
509
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:19,179
Are these good shoes?
Those are collectors?
510
00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:21,748
- Oh, yeah.
Especially them 11s.
511
00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:23,583
- According to this
Jordan fanatic,
512
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,819
you got some good stuff,
young lady.
513
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:27,187
And he know.
He got a lot of them.
514
00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:28,188
- A lot of them.
[laughter]
515
00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:29,990
- Where the shoes at right now?
516
00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:31,525
- Bailiff got them.
- You got them?
517
00:16:31,525 --> 00:16:33,293
- I get them.
- He got the Js?
518
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:34,494
And he a sneaker head.
519
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,229
You can't give a sneaker head
no Js.
520
00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:38,832
He a bailiff by day,
he a sneaker head by night.
521
00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:40,200
- I got them red ones.
522
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:43,003
Them's some big-ass kid
you giving them shoes.
523
00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:44,304
[laughter]
524
00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:45,872
- Miss Pat, it's supposed
to be five of them.
525
00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:48,975
That's clearly two.
- Where's the other three?
526
00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:50,544
- You can't show all the dope
when you go.
527
00:16:50,544 --> 00:16:54,981
You know that, Miss Pat.
[laughter]
528
00:16:57,218 --> 00:16:59,186
- Alexiah's ex, Kenderrick,
529
00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:02,489
ran off with five pairs of
her Js after their breakup.
530
00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:05,059
And now, she's looking
to settle the score.
531
00:17:05,059 --> 00:17:08,128
Miss Pat is about to
take it to the house.
532
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:09,930
- Where's the other three?
533
00:17:09,930 --> 00:17:11,665
- In the car.
534
00:17:11,665 --> 00:17:13,400
- That's proof of life
that the shoes exist.
535
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,369
- Yeah! [laughs]
- Proof of life.
536
00:17:15,369 --> 00:17:16,503
[laughter]
537
00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:17,805
- All right, jury,
help me out here.
538
00:17:17,805 --> 00:17:19,273
- You know, I actually
feel bad for Kenderrick.
539
00:17:19,273 --> 00:17:20,774
I've been there.
540
00:17:20,774 --> 00:17:22,910
My boyfriend, I was trying
to keep him from leaving me,
541
00:17:22,910 --> 00:17:24,245
and it was the winter time.
542
00:17:24,245 --> 00:17:26,247
And I took all his
coats because I was like,
543
00:17:26,247 --> 00:17:28,015
he can't leave now,
I got all his coats.
544
00:17:28,015 --> 00:17:29,216
It was 3 degrees outside.
545
00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:31,318
At the end of the day,
he left out
546
00:17:31,318 --> 00:17:33,654
with the comforter on his back,
so I still lost him.
547
00:17:33,654 --> 00:17:35,656
[laughter]
548
00:17:35,656 --> 00:17:38,025
There ain't nothing you can
do to keep her from leaving.
549
00:17:38,025 --> 00:17:39,426
Them shoes
ain't gonna stop nothing.
550
00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:40,427
- Got you.
551
00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:41,695
- Kenderrick, do you love her?
552
00:17:41,695 --> 00:17:43,697
- Yes, Ma'am. Yes, I do.
all: Aw.
553
00:17:43,697 --> 00:17:45,332
- How you gonna win her back?
554
00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:47,935
- Mm, I could always
ask--make actions--
555
00:17:47,935 --> 00:17:49,169
- What do you want
to say to her?
556
00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:50,904
Don't say it to me.
I don't want you.
557
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:52,806
[laughter]
558
00:17:52,806 --> 00:17:54,008
- I would like to
have another chance.
559
00:17:54,008 --> 00:17:55,576
And if I could do anything,
I will,
560
00:17:55,576 --> 00:17:57,311
in my power, to prove it.
561
00:17:57,311 --> 00:17:58,846
- DC, tell him what
you would have said
562
00:17:58,846 --> 00:18:00,381
if that was you
getting your girl back.
563
00:18:00,381 --> 00:18:01,749
How would you have said it?
564
00:18:01,749 --> 00:18:04,918
- I would say, look here.
I got my own place now.
565
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:07,855
[laughter]
566
00:18:07,855 --> 00:18:09,690
[applause]
567
00:18:09,690 --> 00:18:11,925
You take your little
funky gym shoes.
568
00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:15,863
[laughter]
569
00:18:15,863 --> 00:18:18,098
You got to man up, man.
570
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:20,601
- DC is single.
Don't listen to him.
571
00:18:20,601 --> 00:18:21,969
- I will.
572
00:18:21,969 --> 00:18:24,171
- Look at Alexiah
and tell her you love her,
573
00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:25,906
and you want her back.
574
00:18:25,906 --> 00:18:27,574
- I love you and
I want to be with you.
575
00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:29,243
all: Aw.
576
00:18:29,243 --> 00:18:31,045
- I love my shoes.
[laughter]
577
00:18:31,045 --> 00:18:32,179
- Jesus.
- See that?
578
00:18:32,179 --> 00:18:33,781
See what that nice shit
get you?
579
00:18:33,781 --> 00:18:37,017
[laughter]
580
00:18:37,017 --> 00:18:39,019
- Kenderrick?
- Yes, ma'am?
581
00:18:39,019 --> 00:18:41,522
- You up here being
a selfish-ass grown person,
582
00:18:41,522 --> 00:18:43,624
holding this woman stuff
hostage
583
00:18:43,624 --> 00:18:45,426
because
she don't want you anymore.
584
00:18:45,426 --> 00:18:46,593
You can't do that to somebody.
585
00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:48,128
I would have cracked your head,
586
00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:50,464
but you know, I'm on
the other side of the law now.
587
00:18:50,464 --> 00:18:52,166
So we can't be
cracking nobody head.
588
00:18:52,166 --> 00:18:53,534
What you should have did
is went over there
589
00:18:53,534 --> 00:18:54,868
and play it like you were
gonna give him some
590
00:18:54,868 --> 00:18:55,869
and tell him
you wanna get freaky
591
00:18:55,869 --> 00:18:57,371
and put him in handcuffs.
592
00:18:57,371 --> 00:18:58,706
[laughter]
- And leave him there, Judge?
593
00:18:58,706 --> 00:19:00,074
- [chuckling]
Yeah, with the front door open
594
00:19:00,074 --> 00:19:02,076
so mosquitoes could have
ate his ass up.
595
00:19:02,076 --> 00:19:03,610
- Damn.
- Damn! Hey!
596
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:06,347
- Damn!
[laughter]
597
00:19:06,347 --> 00:19:09,783
- Alexiah, sometimes you
have to go through something
598
00:19:09,783 --> 00:19:11,485
to get to something.
599
00:19:11,485 --> 00:19:12,953
When you have a bad one,
600
00:19:12,953 --> 00:19:14,621
they'll teach you
how to find a good one.
601
00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:16,090
- Yes, ma'am.
602
00:19:16,090 --> 00:19:17,858
- All right, with that said,
I'm ready to settle it.
603
00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:19,927
[suspenseful music]
604
00:19:19,927 --> 00:19:23,230
I'm ruling in favor of...
605
00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:24,298
the plaintiff.
606
00:19:24,298 --> 00:19:25,699
- Thank you, Judge.
607
00:19:25,699 --> 00:19:28,268
- Boy, you better give her
those shoes or $1,300.
608
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:30,003
Now, how you want to do it?
609
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,638
- She can get the shoes back.
610
00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:33,974
- I'm gonna send my bailiff out
with you to make sure you
611
00:19:33,974 --> 00:19:35,909
give her all her shoes back.
- I'm going to.
612
00:19:35,909 --> 00:19:37,478
- Do you hear me?
- Yes, ma'am.
613
00:19:37,478 --> 00:19:38,779
- 'Cause I'm gonna tell
you right now,
614
00:19:38,779 --> 00:19:40,781
we're gonna
put handcuffs on your nipples.
615
00:19:40,781 --> 00:19:42,549
[laughter]
616
00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:44,017
Now that settles it.
617
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:46,420
[gavel bangs]
- You are dismissed.
618
00:19:46,420 --> 00:19:48,789
- You think you need
to fix a man, don't.
619
00:19:48,789 --> 00:19:52,726
Give them back to they mama.
[laughter]