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- Hey, y'all.
I'm Ms. Pat.

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- All rise.

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<i>- And I know the inside</i>
of a courtroom.

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I'm a convicted felon
with a GED.

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Now I am sitting
on this side of the bench.

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Y'all are killing me.
[laughter]

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These are real cases

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with real money on the line.

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And I'm bringing my old
friends to court as my jury.

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- What is this, "Looney Tunes"?

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- Y'all may have
started this mess,

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but I'm going to settle it.

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- I love this courtroom!

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- All rise, 'cause court
is back in session.

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<i>[dramatic music]</i>

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- All rise for the
woman who bought

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a robe and gavel
and convinced BET

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to give her a show, Ms. Pat.

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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- Y'all can have a seat.
All right, jury.

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- Hey.
- Hey, hey, hey.

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- That's a choir robe,
ain't it?

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- No, this is a judge robe.
- That's a judge robe.

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- Oh.
- Why?

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Would you like for me to make
you disappear up under it?

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- In front of
everybody, Ms. Pat?

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[laughter]

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- That had nothing to do with
a choir or being a judge.

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[laughter]

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- Bailiff,
get to bailiffin'.

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- This is the case
of Willis versus McClain.

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You may now enter.

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<i>- Plaintiff Marco Willis is</i>
suing his ex-friend Hershey,

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<i>claiming she sold him $3,500</i>
worth of fake fashion that was

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<i>supposed to be designer drip.</i>

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- He did it.

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<i>- But defendant,</i>
Hershee McClain,

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<i>says her ish is legit,</i>

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<i>and that she ain't paying</i>
because Marco's wearing her

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<i>out with false accusations.</i>

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- Before we get started,
I just want to let y'all know,

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this is a jury of my peers.

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I get to use them
however I want to.

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They only here today because I
told them it was an open bar.

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[laughter]

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- This ain't water.

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[laughter]
- OK.

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Marco, tell me why
you're here today.

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- I'm here today because I'm
suing my used-to-be-friend,

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Hershee, for $3,500,
for selling me on fake clothes.

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She know them clothes weren't
real and I want my money back.

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- Hershee, what's your
side of the story?

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- First of all, everything
he has on came from me.

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So if it's so fake, why
did he wear it here today?

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- Mm.

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- I have a personal vendor that
gets all the top name-brand

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clothing at a discount price.

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And I shop with them.
- She a stylist.

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- Who is she styling?
- You!

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- She ain't styling me.

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She ain't styling me.

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- Marco,
tell me the whole story.

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- All right, check it out.

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I was in college, right
with her, at Atlanta Tech.

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She used to sell
everybody clothes.

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You feeling me?
- Uh-huh.

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- I did it one time.

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I used to keep that
shit on every day.

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And she used to see that.

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She came to me one time,
she told me,

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woo-dee, woo-dee, woo-dee-woos,
I gave her $3,500.

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- Huh?
[laughter]

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- Karlous, translate.

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- Yeah, I'm trying
to concentrate.

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- He was in school
with her, and she used

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to sell everybody clothes.

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He made one
transaction with her,

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waited a long period of time,
then he came with the 3,500.

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- What's the woo-woo-woo?

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- A lot of insignificant things
happened in that time period.

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[laughter]

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- OK, so finish.

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- I gave her the bread.

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Got home from work, right?

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There's a big-ass black bag.

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You know about them black bags?

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- What black bags?

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- People go to the flea market
and they walk out with them

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big black bags.

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It ain't real for nothing.

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- I don't know nothing
about the flea market.

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- You Black, you know.

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- I don't shop at
the flea market.

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- Girl--
[gavel bangs]

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- I don't go in
the flea market.

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- Be quiet for a
minute, Hershee.

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Don't play with me.
- Hershee.

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- Marco, you bought clothes
for her in the past.

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You trusted then, why
you don't believe it now?

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- I compared what was in that
bag to what I already had.

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I looked at my joints
and looked at them.

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Her joint man had a BBL.

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It ain't right, you feeling me?

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- Do you have any evidence?

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- I got my receipt right here.

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- That ain't real, either.

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- You gave him
a receipt for $3,500?

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Well, how are you going to
get five pair of retro Jordans

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for $125 each?

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- I mean, that half price;
they $250 in the store.

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- You going to get
half the Jordans.

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[laughter]

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- Is the clothes
here that you bought?

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- Yeah, they here.
- Let's bring them in.

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- This the bag?
Oh, wow.

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- I need somebody that
can authenticate these.

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Give me them.

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Karlous, come on
up here and tell

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me what's real and what ain't.

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- We got pair of Jordans
right here, a few jerseys.

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Ms. Pat, if you look at
this Jersey, you see ATL--

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- Yeah.
- --in the center.

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- Yeah.
Look again.

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It's off-center.

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[laughter]

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Ms. Pat,
these are extremely rare.

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- Those rare?
- Extremely rare.

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- Oh, my god.

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Oh, my god.

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- If you look on the tongue
at the Michael Jordan,

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you can clearly
see his ass cheeks.

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[laughter]

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I'm not saying these are
fake, these are real fake.

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[laughter]

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- I want to point
this out, Ms. Pat.

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Before he tried to holler at
me and get in my text message

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and he wanted a shot,
everything was perfectly fine.

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When I turned him down, then
all of a sudden, all of this

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is coming out about
the fake clothes.

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And I have proof.

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- I want to see
these text messages.

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- Hey, Deray and Carmen, won't
y'all read this and act it out?

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- Come on, Deray,
I'm going to be her.

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- All right, bet.
- Stop playing, Marco.

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- All right, bet.
- Stop playing, Marco.

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A closed mouth don't get fed.

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- OK!
- Woo!

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- Feed me, then.

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My mouth open now.

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[crowd jeers]

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Man, you got some pretty-ass
toes, for real, for real.

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[laughter]

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[crowd cheering]

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- Let me tell you, baby,
I'm the shit for real.

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And I'll be 47 in May.

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- How old you think I am?

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[laughter]

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- Take a bow, take a bow.

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- But as you see, he
ain't speak of the clothes

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nowhere in there.

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We never talked
about the clothes.

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- All right.

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Karlous, help me out here.

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- Crazy as this sounds,
Ms. Pat, I believe him.

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He fell for it.
She ran game.

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She don't owe him no
$3,500, though, because he

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got what he paid for.

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- Mm.

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- I think that you
can't have your man

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out here looking like that.
Come on, man.

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- Not your man!
- That's a man now.

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You ain't read the text?
They go together.

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[laughter]

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- Let me say this to you.

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I know why you asked
for your money back.

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You thought you were
wining and dining her.

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She saw you as a
big old butterfly,

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and she took your money.

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And you didn't get
nothing in return.

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I don't even know what you want
with that little-bitty woman.

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You need to be chasing
somebody my size.

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[laughter]

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I've come to my final decision,
and I'm going to settle

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this once and for all.

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I'm ruling in favor of--

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<i>[dramatic music]</i>

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--the plaintiff, Marco Willis.

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Hershee, you are ordered
to pay Marco $3,500.

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- Yeah, what about
pain and suffering?

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[laughter]
- What?

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- Your pain and suffering
came from that tight-ass shirt

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you got on.
[gavel bangs]

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I just settled it.

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- You are dismissed.

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- Don't call my phone.

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Don't text me.

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Don't text me for nothing.

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- Do pass tailor made.
- Damn.

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- You got on Gochos.

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- Yeah, gotch-yo ass.

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[laughter]

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- He didn't already
have the show.

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The show came about
after I joined

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the live-- put your hand down.

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- The show is mine,
on my platform, on mine.

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- Now you already
look like Suge Knight.

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- Just a good-looking
Suge Knight.

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[laughter]

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- How y'all doing, jury?
- Amazing.

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- Y'all are like
my benchwarmers.

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You like to play, but you'll
never get an opportunity to.

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- I thought you called
me a bitch warmer.

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- You can take it how you
want it, bench, bitch.

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[laughter]

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Bailiff, can you
start bailiffin'?

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- This is the case
of Sloan versus Ware.

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<i>- Plaintiff George Sloan</i>
is suing his friend Travis

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<i>for $859.87, the amount he</i>
says he's owed for co-starring

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<i>on their podcast on Instagram.</i>

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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How you doing?
- I'm amazing.

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<i>- Defendant Travis Ware</i>
says that he doesn't

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<i>follow this crazy claim.</i>

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<i>If they're going to</i>
grow an Insta show,

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<i>they need to feed it</i>
with all their cash.

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<i>If George doesn't like</i>
that, he can unsubscribe

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<i>from their friendship.</i>

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- Before we get started,
my name is up there.

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You see that?

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I have the final say
in this courtroom.

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- Got it.

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- I don't want no mess,
Fat Joe in the onesie.

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- [snickering]

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- I don't want no mess,
Teddy Pendergraft.

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[laughter]

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- You sure?

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- So, George, tell us why
we're here today, sweetheart.

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- I'm suing my raggedy,
trifling-ass used-to-be-friend,

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Travis, for $859.87, for a show
that we did on social media.

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And I'm here today
because I want my money.

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- So what your
raggedy-ass, busted-ass,

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bald-ass friend do to you?

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- Let me break it down.

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He was on live on social
media and I clicked his live.

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And he was like,
George, come up.

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And I joined the live,
immediately, views went up.

247
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- Popping.
- Popping.

248
00:08:55,802 --> 00:08:57,003
- How many?

249
00:08:57,003 --> 00:08:58,271
- I mean a couple of hundred.
- OK.

250
00:08:58,271 --> 00:09:00,139
OK.

251
00:09:00,139 --> 00:09:02,041
- So it went from zero to hero?
- It did.

252
00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:03,042
- OK.
- It did.

253
00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:04,444
- OK.

254
00:09:04,444 --> 00:09:05,978
Come on, Travis,
give me your take on this.

255
00:09:05,978 --> 00:09:08,314
- Well, first and foremost,
I'm not paying him nothing.

256
00:09:08,314 --> 00:09:10,249
I don't owe him 880-nothing.

257
00:09:10,249 --> 00:09:11,751
I don't owe him $80.

258
00:09:11,751 --> 00:09:14,520
I don't even owe him the last
$8 on my food stamp card.

259
00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:15,955
He'd be better off
taking your whip

260
00:09:15,955 --> 00:09:17,824
before he thinks he going
to get a dollar out of me.

261
00:09:17,824 --> 00:09:20,193
The show is mine, on my
platform, on my Instagram,

262
00:09:20,193 --> 00:09:21,527
on mine.

263
00:09:21,527 --> 00:09:22,628
- How was y'all
on the internet?

264
00:09:22,628 --> 00:09:24,797
OnlyFans?
- Oh, no.

265
00:09:24,797 --> 00:09:27,433
- Oh, baby, that's on Fridays.

266
00:09:27,433 --> 00:09:29,135
But you know how you
hanging out with them

267
00:09:29,135 --> 00:09:30,870
and it's like kitchen table
talk stuff you wouldn't

268
00:09:30,870 --> 00:09:31,971
talk around your parents?

269
00:09:31,971 --> 00:09:33,339
That's what the
show premise was.

270
00:09:33,339 --> 00:09:34,474
- First of all,
it ain't his show.

271
00:09:34,474 --> 00:09:35,475
- It is.

272
00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:36,709
- It's a "we" collective.

273
00:09:36,709 --> 00:09:39,679
There was no show originally.

274
00:09:39,679 --> 00:09:41,347
The show came about
after I joined

275
00:09:41,347 --> 00:09:42,548
the live first night, right?

276
00:09:42,548 --> 00:09:44,517
Put your hand down.

277
00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:47,553
That is when we created
"The Boys' Room."

278
00:09:47,553 --> 00:09:50,456
And so I started begging the
audience to give a donation.

279
00:09:50,456 --> 00:09:51,457
- How did you beg?

280
00:09:51,457 --> 00:09:52,625
- I'm from down South.

281
00:09:52,625 --> 00:09:54,327
I'm from Shreveport,
Louisiana, OK?

282
00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:55,728
I grew up in the church.

283
00:09:55,728 --> 00:09:59,565
I begged online like
a Black Baptist pastor

284
00:09:59,565 --> 00:10:01,567
from the '80s and the '90s.

285
00:10:01,567 --> 00:10:02,568
- And the 2000s.

286
00:10:02,568 --> 00:10:04,136
- And the early 2000s.

287
00:10:04,136 --> 00:10:05,838
- So did you have
a little script

288
00:10:05,838 --> 00:10:07,139
that you read every week?
- Uh-uh.

289
00:10:07,139 --> 00:10:08,975
No, I just said, come on.

290
00:10:08,975 --> 00:10:11,477
Come on, send your money,
send your donation.

291
00:10:11,477 --> 00:10:12,979
Thank you for your donation.

292
00:10:12,979 --> 00:10:14,180
And so it became a thing.

293
00:10:14,180 --> 00:10:15,548
So every week,
even in the comments,

294
00:10:15,548 --> 00:10:16,949
they were like, George,
when you going to say

295
00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:18,718
thank you for your donation?

296
00:10:18,718 --> 00:10:21,687
They was begging
for it every week.

297
00:10:21,687 --> 00:10:23,489
- Who has a bigger following?

298
00:10:23,489 --> 00:10:24,490
- I.

299
00:10:24,490 --> 00:10:25,791
- George, who begs the most?

300
00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:26,926
- I.

301
00:10:26,926 --> 00:10:28,427
- And you thank the people.
- I.

302
00:10:28,427 --> 00:10:30,463
- Because when you have
gratitude and you got humility

303
00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,732
and you saying thank you,
thank you, thank you,

304
00:10:32,732 --> 00:10:33,833
it's going to make more
people want to come.

305
00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:35,134
- Preach! Preach!

306
00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:38,237
- Now you already
look like Suge Knight.

307
00:10:38,237 --> 00:10:39,772
- Just a good
looking Suge Knight.

308
00:10:39,772 --> 00:10:41,741
[laughter]

309
00:10:41,741 --> 00:10:42,842
- So let me ask
you this, Travis.

310
00:10:42,842 --> 00:10:44,243
Where is the money?

311
00:10:44,243 --> 00:10:45,645
- The money is still sitting
on my Instagram account.

312
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,446
- Let me see your proof.
- He comes with lies.

313
00:10:47,446 --> 00:10:49,181
I come with the receipts.
- Hello.

314
00:10:49,181 --> 00:10:51,083
- Here you go.
Thank you.

315
00:10:51,083 --> 00:10:53,986
- It's giving very fraud.

316
00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:55,521
- Let me get this straight.

317
00:10:55,521 --> 00:10:58,424
You have money in the Instagram
you say you cannot get.

318
00:10:58,424 --> 00:10:59,559
- Absolutely.

319
00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:01,527
- I want my money,
half of that.

320
00:11:01,527 --> 00:11:02,662
I've been dealing with
this for two years.

321
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:03,930
- Really?

322
00:11:03,930 --> 00:11:05,464
- Travis, did you
have a contract?

323
00:11:05,464 --> 00:11:07,166
- We never discussed
how much he's

324
00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:09,135
going to get paid to do my show
on my platform during my time.

325
00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:10,770
- Youse a lyin' fool.

326
00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:13,039
- What we discussed
was that the money

327
00:11:13,039 --> 00:11:14,240
that we would get
from the show,

328
00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:15,908
we would use that
for the next season

329
00:11:15,908 --> 00:11:18,344
because I believe in
branding and building.

330
00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,413
In order for us to do
season two, we need money.

331
00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:22,014
- TS, help me out.

332
00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:23,783
- Now you know that's the same
shit that I went through with

333
00:11:23,783 --> 00:11:25,484
Kyle with "The Queen's Court."

334
00:11:25,484 --> 00:11:26,619
- Now you know this.

335
00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:28,487
- But, Mother,
we talk the truth.

336
00:11:28,487 --> 00:11:30,022
- Y'all ain't
learned shit from me.

337
00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:31,290
And I don't--
I don't understand.

338
00:11:31,290 --> 00:11:33,392
Y'all need some
type of contract.

339
00:11:33,392 --> 00:11:35,094
- Travis,
tell me your final remarks

340
00:11:35,094 --> 00:11:36,462
so I can make my decision.

341
00:11:36,462 --> 00:11:38,130
- All I'm going to
say is, you know,

342
00:11:38,130 --> 00:11:39,699
I consider George a brother.

343
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,601
I really, really, really do.

344
00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:43,669
However, he's not owed half.

345
00:11:43,669 --> 00:11:45,571
- Anything you want to
say for final remarks?

346
00:11:45,571 --> 00:11:47,640
- Pay me my money and
ask him to apologize

347
00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:50,209
to me before we leave.
- Never going to happen.

348
00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:51,811
- Mm.

349
00:11:51,811 --> 00:11:54,280
- So when you start a business,
whatever you make you should

350
00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:55,681
put back in that business.

351
00:11:55,681 --> 00:11:57,650
And let me tell you why
I know this because I

352
00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:59,051
used to traffic cocaine.

353
00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:00,653
- Damn.

354
00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:03,022
- I started off with a quarter
of an ounce and I kept going.

355
00:12:03,022 --> 00:12:04,824
But had I spent
that first $500,

356
00:12:04,824 --> 00:12:06,559
I wouldn't have never
made it to that kilo.

357
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:09,762
He's trying to keep
the cocaine going.

358
00:12:09,762 --> 00:12:12,465
[laughter]

359
00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:16,802
OK, y'all,
I'm ready to settle it.

360
00:12:16,802 --> 00:12:17,000
I'm ruling in favor of--

361
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:21,207
I'm ruling in favor of--

362
00:12:21,207 --> 00:12:22,908
Travis.
- Thank you.

363
00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:26,379
- That is crazy to me!

364
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:28,481
- No contract, no check.

365
00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:29,515
Let me tell you something.

366
00:12:29,515 --> 00:12:30,816
I didn't show up
in this courtroom

367
00:12:30,816 --> 00:12:33,285
until BET told me what
they was paying me.

368
00:12:33,285 --> 00:12:35,121
Don't you ever get
another haircut

369
00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:38,991
or put on another funeral home
outfit without getting you

370
00:12:38,991 --> 00:12:41,727
a damn contract.

371
00:12:41,727 --> 00:12:42,762
Case closed.

372
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,030
- Thank you for your donation.

373
00:12:44,030 --> 00:12:47,733
[crowd snickers]

374
00:12:47,733 --> 00:12:48,768
- This case is settled.

375
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:49,969
Get out of my courtroom.

376
00:12:49,969 --> 00:12:51,437
- You know what, Judge?

377
00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:54,974
No other judge has talked
about selling a kilo, right?

378
00:12:54,974 --> 00:12:57,410
Nobody has ever broke it
down in those kind of terms

379
00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,011
to let them understand.

380
00:12:59,011 --> 00:13:00,913
And we respect you
for that, Judge.

381
00:13:00,913 --> 00:13:03,382
And we just want to give you
round of applause for that.

382
00:13:03,382 --> 00:13:04,750
Wow.

383
00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:06,318
- Ray J--
- Wow.

384
00:13:06,318 --> 00:13:08,788
- --I dare you
to shut the [bleep] up.

385
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,557
[laughter]

386
00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:14,326
How do you take somebody
for 17 years, Carl?

387
00:13:14,326 --> 00:13:16,696
- I ain't no girlfriend.
- Partial fiancée.

388
00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:19,331
- What the hell is
a partial fiancée?

389
00:13:19,331 --> 00:13:21,701
- A woman that ain't
paid me my $5,000.

390
00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:24,603
[laughter]

391
00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:27,740
- How are y'all
doing today, jury?

392
00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:29,876
- I've been injured
in a car accident.

393
00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:32,178
- You want to stand in front
of my truck and I run you over?

394
00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:35,415
- No further questions.

395
00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:37,617
- Bailiff let's get
this party started.

396
00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:40,453
- This is the case
of Petty versus Redmond.

397
00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:42,221
You may now enter.

398
00:13:42,221 --> 00:13:44,490
<i>- Plaintiff Carlos Petty</i>
is suing his girlfriend

399
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:47,960
<i>for $5,000, the amount he</i>
says he loaned her for a car

400
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:49,696
<i>but was never paid back.</i>

401
00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:53,099
<i>Instead, he claims she's been</i>
blowing cash shopping online.

402
00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:55,001
- Hip-hop Santa in here.

403
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,169
He came in jollier
than a mug, huh?

404
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,170
- Yeah.

405
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,738
- Hey, Little Bill, chill out.

406
00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:03,076
[laughter]

407
00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:06,145
<i>- Defendant Nagayla Redmond</i>
says it was never a loan.

408
00:14:06,145 --> 00:14:07,680
<i>Her boyfriend is bugging.</i>

409
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,149
<i>They've been together too</i>
long for this nonsense

410
00:14:10,149 --> 00:14:13,453
<i>and he's wasting both their</i>
time by taking her to court.

411
00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:14,887
- Yes.

412
00:14:14,887 --> 00:14:16,856
- All right, Carlos, tell
me why you're here today.

413
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,959
- I'm here, Ms. Pat,
to sue my girlfriend, Nagayla,

414
00:14:19,959 --> 00:14:23,229
for $5,000 that I loaned her.

415
00:14:23,229 --> 00:14:27,300
But it's been two years and
I ain't seen a damn dime.

416
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:29,268
- Na-- Na--, Neglegee,
let me hear your side.

417
00:14:29,268 --> 00:14:30,570
[laughter]

418
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,271
I mean,
Nagayla, let me hear your side.

419
00:14:32,271 --> 00:14:33,773
- He bought me a car.

420
00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:37,610
I didn't really ask for it,
but I did say that I was

421
00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:40,213
going to give him the $5,000.

422
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:44,751
But we've been together for 17
years and we have three kids.

423
00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:46,919
So why should I
have to pay him?

424
00:14:46,919 --> 00:14:49,555
- What the hell three kids
got to do with $5,000?

425
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:52,291
- He said, what do three
kids got to do with $5,000?

426
00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:55,795
[laughter]

427
00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:57,163
- So let me ask you
something, Carlos.

428
00:14:57,163 --> 00:14:58,164
How did y'all meet?

429
00:14:58,164 --> 00:14:59,565
- We dated when we was kids.

430
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:02,101
And I went away on vacation,
she went to college.

431
00:15:02,101 --> 00:15:04,203
- OK.
You went to jail?

432
00:15:04,203 --> 00:15:05,338
- Yes, ma'am, I did.

433
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:07,340
- Sir,
that's called jailcation.

434
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:08,741
- Yeah, jailcation.
- Yeah, I've been there.

435
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:09,942
- You got me.

436
00:15:09,942 --> 00:15:10,943
You know, we've been
there, done that.

437
00:15:10,943 --> 00:15:12,178
- OK.
Yeah.

438
00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:13,112
- Well, we met again
on Myspace in '05.

439
00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:14,380
- Jesus.

440
00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:15,948
- And we've been
together since.

441
00:15:15,948 --> 00:15:17,917
- How do you date somebody
for 17 years, Carl?

442
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,486
I mean--
- Like, come on, stop.

443
00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:22,955
Ain't no girlfriend.
- Well, a partial fiancée.

444
00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:25,591
- What the hell is
a partial fiancée?

445
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:28,628
- A woman that ain't
paid me my $5,000 back.

446
00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:30,129
[laughter]

447
00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:32,632
[cheering]
Shit.

448
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:34,000
Simple math.

449
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,802
- Simple math!

450
00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:37,336
- He probably told her
he was going to marry

451
00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:39,071
her at least 15 years ago.

452
00:15:39,071 --> 00:15:42,141
- I am going to marry her when
she gives me the $5,000 back.

453
00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:46,946
I gave her $5,000 that I had
saved to purchase her a ring.

454
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,381
She's driving her ring.

455
00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:49,849
[laughter]

456
00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:50,917
- There you go, Carlos.

457
00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:52,785
You're a smart guy, man.

458
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,787
- Did you promise to
pay him back, Nagayla?

459
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:58,958
- I mean, I did, but stuff
comes up at the house.

460
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,560
The kids need this.
- Like what kind of things?

461
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,028
- I mean--

462
00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:03,963
- Packages, that's all
come up at the house.

463
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,232
- No.

464
00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:08,401
- I sent the video of her
opening up the packages,

465
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:10,403
Your Honor.
- Show me the video.

466
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:12,472
<i>- Oh, you got you a</i>
new gift today, huh?

467
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:15,141
<i>Got you another order in</i>
the mail today, uh-huh.

468
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:17,076
<i>I done caught your ass</i>
ordering

469
00:16:17,076 --> 00:16:18,711
<i>and buying shit still, huh?</i>

470
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,279
- That just mean
that's her happy place.

471
00:16:20,279 --> 00:16:21,914
I order stuff all night long.

472
00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:22,915
- Me too, Ms. Pat.

473
00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:24,383
I don't see the problem.

474
00:16:24,383 --> 00:16:28,254
- But do you owe your husband
$5,000 all night long?

475
00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:31,591
- I don't owe my husband shit.

476
00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:33,826
All jokes aside, I gotta
to ask you this, Carlos.

477
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,628
Do you see a future
with Nagayla?

478
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:36,629
- I do.

479
00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:38,898
- What do that look like?

480
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:42,935
- Even if she don't give me the
$5,000 at this point, you know,

481
00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:45,271
what I'd rather do today is--

482
00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:47,139
<i>[dramatic music]</i>

483
00:16:47,139 --> 00:16:49,208
- Oh, my God.

484
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:50,610
- Y'all are crazy.

485
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,580
<i>- Plaintiff Carlos Petty</i>
is suing his longtime

486
00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:56,949
<i>girlfriend, Nagayla,</i>
for 5 grand, the cost

487
00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:58,584
<i>of an unpaid car loan.</i>

488
00:16:58,584 --> 00:17:01,788
<i>But Nagayla argues they've</i>
been together for 17 years.

489
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:03,756
<i>That should count</i>
for something.

490
00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:06,092
<i>Ms. Pat is about to settle it.</i>

491
00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:07,894
- Do you see a
future with Nagayla?

492
00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:08,895
- I love Nagayla.

493
00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:10,129
Don't get me wrong, Your Honor.

494
00:17:10,129 --> 00:17:11,731
I do.

495
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:14,167
Even if she don't get me the
$5,000 at this point, you know,

496
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,402
what I'd rather do today is--

497
00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:19,205
[crowd gasping]

498
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:26,079
Your Honor, I'm here to ask
Nagayla, will she marry me?

499
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,247
[crowd cheering]

500
00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:29,982
- Yes!

501
00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:34,354
[applause]

502
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:37,390
[cheers and applause]

503
00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:43,863
- We got to hear the answer!
We gotta hear the answer!

504
00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:45,231
- Yes. Yes.

505
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:49,569
[all cheering]

506
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:52,071
- OK, now do you agree
to pay him back?

507
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,539
[laughter]

508
00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:54,841
- Oh my god, that was so sweet.

509
00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:56,909
- It made me cry.

510
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,678
- What made you pick
my show to do this on?

511
00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:00,213
- I think because
me and you have

512
00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:02,749
the same past in so many ways.

513
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:05,485
You know, we both have
been in trouble, both been

514
00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:07,153
incarcerated before, you know.

515
00:18:07,153 --> 00:18:10,022
And I just feel like, you know,
this was the best way to do it.

516
00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:12,525
She has a heart of
gold, and she's a damn

517
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,360
good mother to three kids.

518
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:15,661
[applause]

519
00:18:15,661 --> 00:18:18,097
She raises three geniuses
like herself, so.

520
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,332
- That was so beautiful.

521
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:21,200
I want to cry,
but I ain't going to cry.

522
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,502
- Don't mess your makeup up.

523
00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:24,337
- Ms. Pat is cried
since Tupac died.

524
00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:26,939
[laughter]

525
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:32,078
- So I've come to
my final decision.

526
00:18:32,078 --> 00:18:34,147
I'm ruling in favor of--

527
00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:36,015
<i>[dramatic music]</i>

528
00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:38,818
--the plaintiff, Carlos Petty.

529
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:40,953
Nagayla,
you're ordered to pay Carlos

530
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:45,391
$5,000 for the honeymoon.

531
00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:47,427
I now pronounce this settled.

532
00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:50,363
You may kiss your fiancée.
- Aw.

533
00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:51,798
- Thank you.

534
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,599
[applause]

535
00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:58,070
- Aw, that was so sweet.

536
00:18:58,070 --> 00:19:00,006
- This is the first
engagement to ever

537
00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:02,341
happen in front of a lawsuit.

538
00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:04,944
- All right, see you all.

539
00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:07,280
- It's so sweet.

540
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:08,481
- Let me just say this.

541
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,249
We get caught up
in what society says.

542
00:19:10,249 --> 00:19:11,250
You need to be married.

543
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:12,452
You need-- no, I don't.

544
00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:14,086
I just need
somebody to love me.

545
00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:15,721
That's all you need.

546
00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:20,226
I got a fat dude at the house
that treat me like I'm Beyoncé.

547
00:19:20,226 --> 00:19:23,129
[laughter]

548
00:19:26,066 --> 00:19:27,501
<i>- Next time</i>
on "Ms. Pat Settles It"--

549
00:19:27,501 --> 00:19:29,303
- I met Shea in Club Fed.
- In a federal penitentiary.

550
00:19:29,303 --> 00:19:30,637
- Come on, man.

551
00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:31,772
- You fittin to sue me,
I'm suing you, boo.

552
00:19:31,772 --> 00:19:33,507
- Bring it.
- Wow.

553
00:19:33,507 --> 00:19:35,842
- I'm here to sue my
sister for my wedding cake.

554
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,077
The top layer was stolen.

555
00:19:37,077 --> 00:19:38,111
- Who stole the cake?

556
00:19:38,111 --> 00:19:39,246
- Her ex-boyfriend.

557
00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:40,814
- He ate the whole cake?
- Wait a minute.

558
00:19:40,814 --> 00:19:42,215
- What?
- Wait a minute!

559
00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:44,584
- He ran up my food delivery
account over $1,000.

560
00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:45,585
- But you a chef.

561
00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:46,653
Why are you eating out?

562
00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:47,688
- He's a nude chef.

563
00:19:47,688 --> 00:19:49,222
- Oh, he cook naked!

564
00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:51,658
- Does he have to ask people
if they have nut allergies?

565
00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:54,594
[laughter]