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[gavel bangs]
- Hey, y'all. I'm Ms. Pat.
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- All rise!
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- And I know
the inside of a courtroom.
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I'm a convicted felon
with a GED.
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Now I'm sitting
on this side of the bench.
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Y'all are killing me!
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These are real cases
with real money on the line,
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and I'm bringing my own friends
to court as my jury.
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- Whoa, what is this,
"Looney Tunes"?
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- Y'all may have started
this mess,
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but I'm gonna settle it.
- I love this courtroom!
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- All rise, 'cause court
is back in session.
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[gavel bangs]
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[dramatic music]
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- She has gone from judging
crackhead dance battles
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in the hood
to real-life court cases.
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All rise for the multifaceted
Ms. Pat!
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♪ ♪
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- Hello.
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Y'all can be seated.
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So how are y'all doing, jury?
- Great.
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- Looking beautiful, Judge.
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- Ray J, I'm old enough
to be your mother.
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Enough with the compliments.
- I'm really-- no, I'm really--
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- I don't want
a little Norwood.
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- OK.
- I don't even want no wood.
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- Well, that's why
we're not a hung jury today.
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[laughter]
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- Bailiff, get to bailiffing.
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- This is the case of
Hodges versus Hilton.
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You may now enter.
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- Plaintiff Michelle Hodges
is suing her friend Monika
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for $3,700,
claiming she was injured
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when her chair collapsed
while reviewing
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her friend's burgers on
a live feed at Monika's house.
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- That's an
"I ain't playing" walk.
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- Defendant and chef Monika
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says Michelle's buns
broke her chair
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after acting cheesy
over her cooking
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and is
countersuing for $1,500
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to squash this burger beef.
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- Before we get started,
I just want to let y'all know,
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this is a jury of my peers, OK?
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I'ma use them as I see fit.
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I'm probably not gonna use
Ray J at [bleep] all.
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[laughter]
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But he's here, and we love him.
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[laughter]
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OK, Ms. Hodges, can you tell me
why we're here today?
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- I'm suing my ex-friend Monika
for $3,700
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for a fall I incurred
at her house.
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I was over there reviewing
some burgers for her online.
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- And so, it tastes so good
that you fell?
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- No, well, I was on the stool,
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and I was just
reviewing the burger,
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just tasting it,
and next thing I know,
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I had collapsed on the floor.
The chair had fell into pieces.
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- That chair said,
"[bleep] it."
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[laughter]
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- OK, Monika,
what's your side of the story?
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You make burgers so good,
it knock big bitches out?
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[laughter]
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- I'll take it.
I'll take that, Your Honor.
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You ever heard the term,
"So good,
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it makes you wanna
slap your mama?"
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Well, she slapped herself
on the floor.
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- No, I--
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- As she was describing
the burger,
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she was gyrating
and carrying on in the chair.
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- She was gyrating?
- Yes, she was gyrating.
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- I'm a Christian,
I don't gyrate.
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- You gyrating right now.
Come on.
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[laughter]
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- Michelle,
how many bites did you take
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before the stool collapsed?
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- It's on the videotape.
Y'all ain't got the videotape?
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- Please let me see this video.
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- The turkey burger
up there with Jesus.
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[upbeat music]
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Kaiser roll said,
"Well, I am bread."
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- Oh!
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[laughter]
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- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
[laughs]
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[laughter]
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- Girl, you got the hell up
out of there, didn't you?
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[laughter]
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Well, when did she finally
tell you that she was hurt?
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- About 11 months later.
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- 11 months?
- 11 months?
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- That's a lie.
That's a lie.
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- What are you suing her for?
- My hospital bill.
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Ms. Pat, I had to go
to an urgent care.
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They said I had
soft tissue injury, bursitis.
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I coulda broke a bone, but my
bones are very deep in here,
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so--
- You my size.
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They're real deep.
They buried.
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So let me ask you
something, Monika.
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Do you think she was injured?
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- Absolutely not.
- Ooh.
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- What?
- Let me tell you why.
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My husband and a friend
peeled her up off the floor.
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- Peeled her up?
- [laughs]
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- What is this, "Looney Tunes?"
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- So the turkey burger
was for our live,
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but what I have prepared
for my daughter and I
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to eat was a crab boil.
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- So after you peeled her
off the floor,
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she got back up and ate again?
- Absolutely.
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[laughter]
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- So-- so you fell down
and created another appetite?
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- Yeah.
Well, it take a lot to get up.
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You know, I had to get over,
roll over, and bounce back up.
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It's hard to get up.
We rock and rock.
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I said,
"I'ma rock myself to sleep."
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- He reenacting
the fall behind you.
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- Ma'am, you was doing this.
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[laughter]
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- So you ain't been back
for another plate?
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- No, no, no.
I can't risk my life over food.
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[laughter]
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- She did, Your Honor.
- Ma'am, ma'am.
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- She just didn't sit.
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Can I show you
what my floor looked like?
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- OK.
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- Damn.
- That was poor quality.
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- She knocked the wood
off the floor?
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- Oh, yeah.
It's a mess.
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So I'm countersuing Michelle
because, when she fell,
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she scratched up
my hardwood floors
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and everything.
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- How much are you
countersuing her for?
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- $1,500.
- Please.
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For them floors,
them plastic floors you had?
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- Oh, yeah.
- Did I mention?
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- OK.
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Carmen, please tell me
what you think about this.
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- They always
criticize skinny chefs,
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but she's thin, and she did
that thing with that burger.
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I want one.
I want to fall out.
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Shit, I'm hungry.
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[laughter]
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- It's all about the fall.
You got the cushion?
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You got the cushion
for the pushin'.
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[laughter]
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- Michelle, do you have
any final remarks
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about this burger
that knocked you off your ass?
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- I would like to say,
Ms. Pat,
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that I was truly,
truly injured.
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I've got a suffering soul.
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[laughter]
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And so because of that,
I do believe
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that I should be awarded
my damages,
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and maybe some more,
if you see fit.
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- Don't see that far,
Your Honor.
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Don't see that far.
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- Monika,
what's your final words
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before I make my decision?
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- I think mostly her pride
was injured
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because when I pulled out
that seafood platter...
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- The aches and pains left.
- That's right.
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[laughter]
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- OK, I'm gonna settle this
once and for all.
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♪ ♪
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I'm ruling in favor of...
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♪ ♪
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You, Michelle.
Yes.
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Monika, I order you
to pay Michelle
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$200 for some groceries.
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- [chuckles]
- What?
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- To make another burger.
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'Cause neither of y'all
deserve anything.
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- It all can't feed me
but one meal.
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- One meal knocked you out.
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This one meal
will pick you back up.
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[laughter]
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Now get your ass out of here.
I just settled it.
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- You are dismissed.
- Bye-bye.
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- Bye, y'all.
- Watch out.
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There's a chair back there.
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[laughter]
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I'm a plus-size woman,
so when I go
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to people houses,
I got to shake some stuff
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to make sure it don't crumble.
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- It's kind of like this chair
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I been doing this whole time
I been here.
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- I'm tired of hearing it cry.
- Oh, my God.
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- Wait a minute.
[laughs]
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Wait a minute now.
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[laughter]
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- I wanted her to show up
looking like Kelly Rowland.
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- This is what
he wanted you to look like.
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What Kelly Rowland
did you show up looking like?
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- Oh, hell no.
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[laughter]
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- Y'all gotta stop.
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- How you doing, jury?
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- I would like to break
for recess.
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- I would like you to sit down.
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- Karlous,
don't make me eat you.
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And you over there looking like
an M&M with no nuts.
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- Oh.
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- That's 'cause the nuts
are on the bottom.
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- [laughs]
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All right, I love you guys,
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but let's get
to bailiffing, bailiff.
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- This is the case of
Easley versus Collins.
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[record scratch]
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- [chuckles]
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- Don't even trip
out there, dog.
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- [laughs]
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- Plaintiff and rapper
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Chris Easley is suing
his friend Dionna
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for $2,500,
the deposit he paid her
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to star in his music video,
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but when she arrived
for the shoot,
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she came with a terrible look
and ruined the vibe.
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Defendant Dionna Collins says
she came looking
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exactly like Chris
asked her to,
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so she's countersuing
for $2,500,
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the rest of the money
she's owed
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since she did her job.
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- Chris, tell me why
we're here today.
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- I am here today because I am
suing Dionna Collins
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AKA Black Diamond
for $2,500
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that I paid her as a deposit
for my latest music video
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because she breached
the contract.
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In the contract, it stated
that I wanted her
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to show up
looking like Kelly Rowland.
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There was a reference photo
that I showed her.
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I wanted her to have,
you know,
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soft glam, very natural.
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She showed up looking
the total opposite.
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So I'm here
to get my money back.
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- Dionna, tell me why
you're here today.
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- I was booked
by Mr. Chris Easley
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to do a feature
and a video, right?
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Listen, I don't know
which Kelly Rowland he wanted.
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I gave the Kelly Rowland I had.
OK.
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[laughter]
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- Maybe a little Kelly Price.
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- I booked a stylist.
I showed up.
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- And there was a dilemma.
- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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- Quiet, please.
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- I'm sorry.
I tried.
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- Here's the thing.
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I'm countersuing him
for the remaining balance
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of our contract
because he's in breach.
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Because I showed up, OK?
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I did what was needed
to be done.
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- How much are you
countersuing him for, baby?
251
00:09:01,607 --> 00:09:03,109
- $2,500.
- OK.
252
00:09:03,109 --> 00:09:05,978
What was the total payment
that he hired you for?
253
00:09:05,978 --> 00:09:08,614
- I charged him $5,000.
- You charged him $5,000.
254
00:09:08,614 --> 00:09:10,283
And what was you gonna do
in this video
255
00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:12,018
looking like Kelly Rowland?
Was you gonna lip-synch?
256
00:09:12,018 --> 00:09:13,853
- Well, I'm a rap artist.
- OK.
257
00:09:13,853 --> 00:09:15,188
- I'm a celebrity artist, OK?
258
00:09:15,188 --> 00:09:17,457
So he figured that
by booking me,
259
00:09:17,457 --> 00:09:18,825
that would help his platform.
260
00:09:18,825 --> 00:09:20,560
- And did y'all
have a contract?
261
00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,228
- Yeah.
262
00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:24,297
- You hand it to Ms. Patricia.
I mean, Ms. Pat.
263
00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:26,032
- OK, this is the contract.
264
00:09:26,032 --> 00:09:28,367
Black Diamond will be
performing her version
265
00:09:28,367 --> 00:09:30,636
of a feature
on Chris Easley song,
266
00:09:30,636 --> 00:09:32,672
"Get Rich," and is
required to show up
267
00:09:32,672 --> 00:09:35,341
with a soft glam makeup beam.
268
00:09:35,341 --> 00:09:37,510
It don't say you were looking
for Kelly in this.
269
00:09:38,444 --> 00:09:41,147
Did you want her to look
like Kelly Rowland,
270
00:09:41,147 --> 00:09:43,416
or did you want her
to come out with soft glam?
271
00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:46,953
- I sent her a reference photo
of how I wanted her to look...
272
00:09:46,953 --> 00:09:48,387
- Let me see that photo.
273
00:09:48,387 --> 00:09:50,156
- The documents of
what I wanted her to look like.
274
00:09:50,156 --> 00:09:52,725
And she didn't look shit
like that.
275
00:09:52,725 --> 00:09:55,127
- Were you dressing as Nelly?
- Huh?
276
00:09:55,127 --> 00:09:56,462
[laughter]
277
00:09:56,462 --> 00:09:57,897
- Was it like-- that the vibe?
278
00:09:57,897 --> 00:09:59,365
Were you gonna be Nelly
'cause she look like that,
279
00:09:59,365 --> 00:10:01,767
the vibe?
- Quiet in court.
280
00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:03,736
- Dang.
I'm sorry, "Bridgerton."
281
00:10:03,736 --> 00:10:06,606
[laughter]
282
00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:12,778
- So this is what
he wanted you to look like?
283
00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:14,847
- ♪ Impossible ♪
284
00:10:14,847 --> 00:10:16,315
- So let me ask you something.
285
00:10:16,315 --> 00:10:18,985
What Kelly Rowland
did you show up looking like?
286
00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:19,986
- I have pictures.
287
00:10:19,986 --> 00:10:21,320
- So did he ask you to look
288
00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:23,489
like Kelly Rowland
or soft glam?
289
00:10:23,489 --> 00:10:27,026
- He said soft glam.
- Oh, hell no.
290
00:10:27,026 --> 00:10:29,695
[laughter]
291
00:10:29,695 --> 00:10:31,697
- Y'all gotta stop!
292
00:10:31,697 --> 00:10:34,100
[laughter]
293
00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:35,902
- That is not soft glam.
294
00:10:35,902 --> 00:10:37,703
- That's that glam glam
right there.
295
00:10:37,703 --> 00:10:39,071
- Yeah,
tell me something, baby.
296
00:10:39,071 --> 00:10:40,406
- My stylist did it.
297
00:10:40,406 --> 00:10:42,909
I paid her $2,500 to style me.
- Wow.
298
00:10:42,909 --> 00:10:46,178
- You paid somebody $2,500
to make you look
299
00:10:46,178 --> 00:10:48,147
like you work at
UniverSoul Circus?
300
00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:51,083
- I was about to say that!
I was just about to say that.
301
00:10:51,083 --> 00:10:53,119
- It's giving me more of
Chris Tucker "Fifth Element."
302
00:10:53,119 --> 00:10:54,854
- I was thinking
the same thing!
303
00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:57,156
- I was thinking more of
"Hunger Games."
304
00:10:57,156 --> 00:10:58,324
- No.
- OK.
305
00:10:58,324 --> 00:10:59,692
[laughter]
306
00:10:59,692 --> 00:11:01,060
- Did she end up in your video?
- She didn't.
307
00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:02,528
I sent her ass home.
308
00:11:02,528 --> 00:11:03,796
She walked off,
and she was like,
309
00:11:03,796 --> 00:11:05,598
"This is not how
you treat a celebrity."
310
00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:06,732
I was like...
- Yeah.
311
00:11:06,732 --> 00:11:07,967
- "Celebrities will not show up
312
00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:09,769
"looking a fool
and the total opposite
313
00:11:09,769 --> 00:11:11,137
of what's in the contract."
314
00:11:11,137 --> 00:11:13,606
- All right,
I'ma go to my jury.
315
00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:19,178
- The contract says soft glam.
She showed up hard as hell.
316
00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:20,346
[laughter]
317
00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:23,749
I don't think nobody
should get shit.
318
00:11:23,749 --> 00:11:25,952
- Well,
since Drapes tried it...
319
00:11:25,952 --> 00:11:27,587
- "Bridgerton."
320
00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:29,221
- [laughs]
321
00:11:29,221 --> 00:11:31,924
- Drapes wanted
to have, like a, you know,
322
00:11:31,924 --> 00:11:34,226
overall clean look,
and that's what
323
00:11:34,226 --> 00:11:35,761
you should have just provided.
324
00:11:35,761 --> 00:11:37,096
- He's right by saying what
he wants you to look like.
325
00:11:37,096 --> 00:11:38,497
It's his project.
326
00:11:38,497 --> 00:11:40,032
I can't show up to a movie
looking a certain way
327
00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:41,400
and dress the way
I wanna dress,
328
00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:43,102
other than Ms. Pat
letting us wear our clothes
329
00:11:43,102 --> 00:11:44,570
because she don't wanna
buy us clothes.
330
00:11:44,570 --> 00:11:48,274
[laughter]
331
00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:49,742
- Can I say something?
- Yes.
332
00:11:49,742 --> 00:11:51,444
- Can I say something?
333
00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:53,479
Ms. Black Diamond,
don't let nobody
334
00:11:53,479 --> 00:11:55,247
who tuck their nipples
in a waist trainer
335
00:11:55,247 --> 00:11:57,016
tell you nothing about...
- Never did.
336
00:11:57,016 --> 00:11:58,884
- What you got going on.
- OK.
337
00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:02,421
- So, Chris, you hired Dionna
for your music video,
338
00:12:02,421 --> 00:12:04,223
and you told her
you wanted soft glam.
339
00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:07,393
She got straight out of the car
looking like RuPaul
340
00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:08,894
with a whole bunch of makeup,
341
00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:11,063
and he said, "That ain't
what I told you to do".
342
00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:12,598
You countersuing him
because you want
343
00:12:12,598 --> 00:12:14,100
the rest of your money,
344
00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:16,168
and I understand that too.
345
00:12:16,168 --> 00:12:17,970
So I've come to my decision.
346
00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:19,772
[dramatic music]
347
00:12:19,772 --> 00:12:22,341
I'm ruling in favor of...
348
00:12:22,341 --> 00:12:25,778
♪ ♪
349
00:12:25,778 --> 00:12:27,413
Nobody.
- Mm.
350
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:28,614
Mm-mm-mm.
351
00:12:28,614 --> 00:12:30,816
- Neither one of y'all
get nothing.
352
00:12:30,816 --> 00:12:32,652
Chris, you gave her $2,500,
353
00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:35,421
but when she showed up,
you told her to go home.
354
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:37,556
Had she performed,
you would have had
355
00:12:37,556 --> 00:12:39,859
to give her the other $2,500.
356
00:12:39,859 --> 00:12:42,428
He told you to come soft glam
looking like Kelly Rowland,
357
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:44,864
you just showed up
with too much makeup on.
358
00:12:44,864 --> 00:12:47,099
At least you got the deposit.
359
00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:48,868
I will say this to you--
360
00:12:48,868 --> 00:12:51,470
if you don't take nothing
away from this today,
361
00:12:51,470 --> 00:12:53,539
you should take
what Tamar said to you.
362
00:12:53,539 --> 00:12:55,374
- What did she say?
- Ooh, no.
363
00:12:55,374 --> 00:12:58,477
- You should change your
new rapper name to Drapes.
364
00:12:58,477 --> 00:13:01,547
[laughter]
365
00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:03,983
Get your ass out of here.
366
00:13:03,983 --> 00:13:06,118
- You are dismissed.
- Bye, Drapes.
367
00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:07,219
- You say this,
"Hey, get out of here,"
368
00:13:07,219 --> 00:13:08,954
everybody do like this.
369
00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:10,756
Drapes.
Pull back the Drapes.
370
00:13:10,756 --> 00:13:11,957
Everybody pull back the Drapes.
371
00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:13,759
- Wait till Kelly Rowland
see this shit.
372
00:13:13,759 --> 00:13:16,796
[laughter]
373
00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:21,667
- I'm here, Your Honor,
suing for my iPhone 14
374
00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:23,169
that she's broken.
375
00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:24,704
- And how many phones
she done broke?
376
00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:26,338
- This is the third one.
- What?
377
00:13:26,338 --> 00:13:27,339
- Aw, three phones?
378
00:13:27,339 --> 00:13:28,641
Come on, now, Sideshow Bob,
379
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,176
you can't be doing
her phones like this.
380
00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:31,377
[laughter]
381
00:13:33,012 --> 00:13:35,415
- Hey, y'all.
- Hey.
382
00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:38,117
- Looking good today.
- I got to be honest with you.
383
00:13:38,117 --> 00:13:39,319
Everybody come
in this courtroom
384
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,020
don't deserve to have
a fair trial,
385
00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:42,822
but they do deserve to be
in front
386
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,991
of one of the hottest juries
out there.
387
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:45,992
- That's right.
- Aww.
388
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,728
- Ow.
- Y'all look good.
389
00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:50,229
All right, then, come on
and bring 'em in then,
390
00:13:50,229 --> 00:13:51,998
bailiff, and start bailiffing.
391
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:55,034
- This is the case of
Robinson versus Edwards.
392
00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:56,969
You may now enter.
393
00:13:56,969 --> 00:14:00,039
- Plaintiff Kiera Robinson
is suing her ex, Dominique,
394
00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:04,344
for $999 to replace the phone
she says Dominique
395
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,379
destroyed in a jealous rage.
396
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:10,016
Defendant Dominique Edwards
says Kiera was messing around
397
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:13,353
behind her back, which is why
she doesn't owe a dime
398
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:16,389
to Kiera's cheating ass.
399
00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:17,924
- All right,
let's get it started.
400
00:14:17,924 --> 00:14:19,425
Kiera, tell us why
we're here today.
401
00:14:19,425 --> 00:14:22,729
- I'm here, Your Honor,
suing Dominique Edwards
402
00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:26,332
for my iPhone 14 for $999.
403
00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:28,668
This is the third iPhone
that she's broken.
404
00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:30,136
- What?
405
00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:32,071
- And I don't feel like
I should have to pay for it.
406
00:14:32,071 --> 00:14:33,706
- So tell me, how did
this phone get broken?
407
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,274
- I was asleep.
408
00:14:35,274 --> 00:14:37,110
She went through my phone.
- Oh.
409
00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:38,277
- Wow.
- Mm.
410
00:14:38,277 --> 00:14:40,246
- And she saw
some text messages,
411
00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:42,682
got upset, woke me up.
412
00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:44,484
She took the phone
and threw it at the wall.
413
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,219
- Oh!
- Yes.
414
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,387
And it broke.
415
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,388
- Kiera, let me
ask you something.
416
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,423
How y'all know each other?
417
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:52,625
- We dated off and on
for seven years.
418
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:53,993
- Seven years.
419
00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:56,129
So y'all been through
quite a few iPhones?
420
00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:57,864
- Hm, mm-hmm.
421
00:14:57,864 --> 00:14:58,865
- All right, Dominique,
let me hear
422
00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:00,099
what you got to say.
423
00:15:00,099 --> 00:15:01,567
- I don't believe
she should be suing me.
424
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,970
She is a liar.
- Oh.
425
00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:07,206
- And I don't feel like
I should be paying for it.
426
00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:09,075
- And how many phones
she done broke?
427
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,643
- This is the third one.
- What?
428
00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:12,812
- Aw, three phones?
Come on, now, Sideshow Bob.
429
00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:14,313
You can't be doing
her phones like this.
430
00:15:14,313 --> 00:15:15,715
[laughter]
431
00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:18,151
- Did you just call
this lady Sideshow Bob?
432
00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:19,619
- I'm just saying,
it's the hair.
433
00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:20,853
You cute though.
Your hair cute.
434
00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:22,088
- Thank you.
435
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:23,222
- So you went
through the phone,
436
00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:24,724
and you saw some text messages.
437
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:26,592
You didn't look at the date,
you just read the messages
438
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:27,894
and went the hell off.
439
00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:29,829
- Ah, that's why
I say she's a liar.
440
00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:33,800
It was literally messages
from, like, the previous week.
441
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:36,469
- Oh?
- What'd you see, girl?
442
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:39,872
- We've been dating on and off,
and she was basically
443
00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:42,074
having a whole relationship
going on.
444
00:15:42,074 --> 00:15:43,376
- Oh!
- No, it was not.
445
00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:44,811
- My goodness.
- It was.
446
00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:46,245
- It was a whole relationship,
447
00:15:46,245 --> 00:15:48,781
and I just had
no idea about it.
448
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,451
And the phone only got broke
because I woke her up
449
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,119
and showed it to her.
450
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,021
When I showed her the phone,
and she went to try to,
451
00:15:55,021 --> 00:15:56,222
like, tackle me.
452
00:15:56,222 --> 00:15:57,690
That's how
the phone got broken.
453
00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:59,992
I was just like, "Come on now.
After seven years, Kiera,
454
00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:01,661
like, you could play
with me like that."
455
00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:04,564
I may do something, but I would
never disrespect her like that.
456
00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:06,766
- Do you love her?
- Yeah.
457
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:08,267
[audience gasps]
458
00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:11,070
I wholeheartedly love her,
but she just not right.
459
00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:14,273
- I think she want you
like I want Waffle House.
460
00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:16,476
[laughter]
461
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,977
Let me ask you something.
462
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,512
Who paid for this iPhone?
463
00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:21,514
[dramatic music]
464
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:24,350
- Oh.
Oh, ho, ho, ho.
465
00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:25,651
- Wait a minute.
466
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:27,887
- OK, now we're
getting somewhere.
467
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:31,424
- Plaintiff Kiera Robinson
is suing
468
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:33,860
ex-girlfriend Dominique
for $999
469
00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:36,462
to replace the phone
she says Dominique broke
470
00:16:36,462 --> 00:16:38,298
in a jealous fit.
471
00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:41,067
But defendant Dominique claims
it was actually Kiera
472
00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:44,637
who broke her own phone trying
to cover up her secrets.
473
00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:47,540
Ms. Pat is about to settle it.
474
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,042
- Let me ask you something.
475
00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:52,011
Who paid for this iPhone?
476
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,314
- Oh.
- Oh.
477
00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:57,050
Oh, ho, ho, ho.
- Wait a minute.
478
00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:58,518
- Who paid--
one more time, Kiera.
479
00:16:58,518 --> 00:16:59,619
Look at me.
480
00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:00,553
Don't even look
over there, dear.
481
00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:01,888
Who paid for this iPhone?
482
00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:03,289
- I had somebody
go half with me.
483
00:17:03,289 --> 00:17:04,924
- Who went half with you
with this iPhone?
484
00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:06,826
- The girl.
- Oh.
485
00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:11,664
- You have the nerve to be
in here suing Dominique.
486
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,499
- You was leading that lady on.
487
00:17:13,499 --> 00:17:14,500
- Wasn't.
- Yes, you was.
488
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:15,768
- Yes.
489
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:17,337
- All right,
I got the phone right here.
490
00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:18,971
So you did throw the phone?
491
00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:20,340
Look at the phone.
Did you do that?
492
00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:22,275
Yes or no, that's all I need.
493
00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:24,510
- Can you see how little I am?
- Well, you can throw.
494
00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:26,713
- Just say no.
- Yes, I did.
495
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,014
- Oh, thank you.
496
00:17:28,014 --> 00:17:29,716
- She can't even lie
when she need to lie.
497
00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:32,285
- All right,
I'm gonna go to my jury.
498
00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:33,486
Come on, help me with this.
499
00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:34,821
- This case is about the phone.
500
00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:36,622
She's suing for a phone
she didn't even pay for.
501
00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:38,524
Girl--
- I went half.
502
00:17:38,524 --> 00:17:40,660
So it's mine.
It don't matter.
503
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:42,762
- Break it up,
and just move on.
504
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:45,998
Y'all lying, y'all buying,
lying, trying.
505
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:48,601
- Ray J know about that
'cause he been divorced
506
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:49,769
eight times and remarried.
507
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:52,105
[laughter]
508
00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:54,107
- Dominique, is this
your first real love?
509
00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:55,541
- Yes.
510
00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:58,077
- When you're 25, and
that's your first real love,
511
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,445
it's hard to let go of,
512
00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:01,481
but sometimes,
you just have to
513
00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:02,782
so you can move on.
514
00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:04,384
- All right, I'ma say this.
515
00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:06,552
Dominique, damn,
when are you gonna grow up?
516
00:18:06,552 --> 00:18:09,021
Leave this woman alone.
517
00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:11,124
Kiera,
Dominique broke your phone.
518
00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:12,625
It's all because
she went in your phone
519
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,093
and found a text message
and realized
520
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,662
that she was dealing
with a liar.
521
00:18:16,662 --> 00:18:19,098
You can shake your head
all you want to.
522
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,666
You can play her for a fool.
523
00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:22,268
You can't play me for a fool.
524
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:25,037
And with that said, I've come
to my final decision, boo-boo.
525
00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:27,273
[dramatic music]
526
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:28,908
I'm ruling in favor of...
527
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:31,477
♪ ♪
528
00:18:31,477 --> 00:18:33,379
Kiera Robinson.
- Thank you.
529
00:18:33,379 --> 00:18:38,584
- Dominique, you're ordered
to pay her $499.50.
530
00:18:38,584 --> 00:18:40,253
That's half the phone.
531
00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:43,022
And I almost changed my verdict
because I didn't wanna do it,
532
00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:46,325
but she did break your phone.
533
00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:48,494
If you don't take nothing away
from this courtroom today,
534
00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:50,329
I want you to take this.
535
00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:51,864
Treat people the way
you want to be treated,
536
00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:54,600
because she really loves you.
I can see it.
537
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,002
- Mm.
538
00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:58,504
- I'm just-- that's a piece
of advice from a old ho.
539
00:18:58,504 --> 00:19:00,306
[laughter]
540
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:01,374
All right.
541
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:04,010
Now, so get out
of my courtroom.
542
00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:06,312
- Take care of yourself,
Dominique.
543
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:09,148
- I knew I was gonna get to the
bottom of that love triangle.
544
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,550
- That girl busy.
545
00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:12,919
She get money from everywhere.
- Yeah.
546
00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:14,720
Hustling, playing games.
547
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:17,657
Pat, the depreciation,
you should have gave her $40
548
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:18,958
for that raggedy-ass phone.
549
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:21,794
[laughter]
550
00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:25,064
- Next time on
"Ms. Pat Settles It."
551
00:19:25,064 --> 00:19:26,933
- Sound effect's got to be
high-pitched fart,
552
00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:28,434
because I farted
my whole BBL out.
553
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:30,770
- Fart?
- Mmmmm, like that?
554
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:33,006
[laughter]
555
00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:35,708
- She butchered
my dog's haircut.
556
00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:38,044
Brace yourself.
- Oh, hell no.
557
00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:39,512
[laughter]
- What?
558
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:40,747
- Can you take
the picture down?
559
00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:42,215
This white girl
about to start crying.
560
00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:43,750
[laughter]
561
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,718
- You look like a Teletubby
over there, please.
562
00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:46,919
- Oh!
563
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:48,187
- You look like
a Nickelodeon blimp.
564
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,489
[laughter]
565
00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:50,790
- Where's your husband?
566
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:52,859
- My husband is dead
like your ends.
567
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,394
[laughter]