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- Hey, y'all.
I'm Ms. Pat.
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- All rise.
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- And I know
the inside of a courtroom.
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I'm a convicted felon
with a GED.
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Now I'm sitting
on this side of the bench.
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Y'all are killing me!
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These are real cases
with real money on the line,
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and I'm bringing my own friends
to court as my jury.
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- What is this, "Looney Tunes"?
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- Y'all may have started
this mess,
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but I'm gonna settle it.
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- I love this courtroom!
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- All rise,
cause court is back in session.
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[gavel slams]
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[dramatic music]
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- Get on your feet
for the woman
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who never misses a beat,
Judge Ms. Pat.
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♪ ♪
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- Thank you.
You can have a seat.
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All right, jury.
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Be still, Ray J,
and stop dropping shit.
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- OK.
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- All right.
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Bailiff, get them in here.
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[object clunking]
- Ooh.
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- What was that?
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- I don't want to snitch.
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[laughter]
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- I could tell it's Carmen
by the furrows on her face.
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[laughter]
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- My bad.
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That was me that time.
- OK.
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Well, come on.
Let's get this case popping.
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- This is the case of
Nicholson versus Carson.
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- Plaintiff Trydarius Nicklson
is suing his cousin for $2,600
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after he claims she gave him
a botched Brazilian butt lift,
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leaving him
with a busted booty.
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Defendant Kenya Carson says
her BBL practice is perfect
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and Trydarius is to blame
for the loss
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of his booty and her business,
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so she is countersuing him
for $4,600.
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- Before we get started,
I just want to let you know,
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this is a jury of my peers, OK?
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Don't pay them any attention.
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They're from
the work release program.
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[laughter]
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So, Trydarius,
tell us why we're here today.
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- Your Honor, I'm here today
because I'm suing my cousin.
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I'm embarrassed to say
I paid her 2,600
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for a BBL procedure, and
it just didn't turn out right.
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I was trying to be built
like a Barbie,
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but I'm built like Barney.
- [laughs]
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- Barney has
way more ass than that.
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- Yeah, he does.
- Barney's thick.
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- All right,
can you let me hear
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your side of the story, girl?
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- So Trydarius came
to get a liquid BBL.
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He should have paid $4,600.
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All he could scrape together
was $2,600,
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so that was all he gave.
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- So you gave your cousin
a bootleg BBL?
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- I didn't give him
a bootleg anything.
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I do them in an office.
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It's clean.
It's sterile.
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- Are you licensed?
- Yes, ma'am.
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- OK.
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- But because of him
not being satisfied
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with what he could afford,
he did some things
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that caused damage
to my business,
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so I'm countersuing him
for $4,600.
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- Uh-huh.
Why wasn't he happy with it?
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- He said that he didn't get
what he paid for it,
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when in fact, he did,
which is 100 milliliters
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of dermal filler.
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- How many milliliters
did he need?
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- 300
- He only got 50 in each cheek.
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You need 150 each cheek.
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[laughter]
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- Tell him.
- Not that I know of-- not--
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[laughter]
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- What did your ass look like
before and after?
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Do you have any pictures?
- Yes, Your Honor, I have.
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[laughter]
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- Are you ready?
- Ooh, whew.
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- [laughing]
Oh, no, God.
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[laughter]
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- That's a clear difference.
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The left side is before,
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and that's where
you have the markings.
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- I'm concerned
about this ass, Pat.
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He got a hopscotch ass.
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[laughter]
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- So when did
that ass disappear?
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- It kind of started,
like, two or three weeks
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after the procedure.
All I did was fart.
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And every time I'd fart...
- Fart?
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- So it's like I pooted...
- Hold on.
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- And farted my whole BBL out.
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[laughter]
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- What is going on?
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- I was banned
from the lunchroom
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and banned from the break room
because everybody
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was dissatisfied with
the smell that I produced.
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- You got laid off 'cause
you wouldn't stop passing gas?
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- The side effects got to be
high-pitched fart,
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'cause I had helium
in the ass.
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[laughter]
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- [imitates high-pitched fart]
Like that?
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[laughter]
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- I have never heard
no shit like this.
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[laughter]
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- Kenya, how long do these
BBL shots usually last?
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- They last up to three years.
- Three years?
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So how did he fart his away?
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- He didn't.
He's lying.
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- Trydarius,
I know she had to tell you,
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'cause when you leave
from getting a procedure,
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they tell you,
don't lay on your butt,
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nothing in your butt,
don't play with your booty.
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Did you tell him any of that?
- Yes, ma'am.
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No exercise, no drinking,
no rock and roll.
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- So she told you.
- That's correct.
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- How much of this did you do?
- I'ma tell the truth in here.
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I did do a little
rocking and rolling.
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- Mm-hmm.
- I did some drinking.
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But what I seen online--
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- I don't care
what you did online.
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I Googled the other day,
and they told me I had MS.
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I went to the doctor.
My menopause kicked in.
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[laughter]
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So if he's not happy
with his ass,
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why are you countersuing him?
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- For lost wages.
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I lost two clients.
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He went on social media
and called me out,
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tagging me and all that stuff.
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It's, like, 1,200 people
on that post liking it.
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- Ooh.
- Oh.
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- And after they seen his post,
they sent me a message,
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saying like,
"I don't want to come,
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because from what I heard,
it ain't lasting."
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- Mm.
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- She hurt my career
also with this.
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- What do you do for work?
- I model.
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I do shows.
- Where do you model at?
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- The internet.
- Everywhere.
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- The world wide web.
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- I mean,
what were you modeling?
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- I was modeling sleepwear.
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I got one of the pajamas set
with me right now to show you.
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- Let me see the pajama set.
- Oh, you got the onesie.
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- Turn it to the rear.
- Oh!
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[laughter]
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- Oh.
That's why you want the ass.
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Oh.
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- That ain't for women
because I don't want
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my ass out like that.
- Well, I do.
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How much?
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[laughter]
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- After he got his BBL,
they sold out.
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Did they not?
- That's correct.
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- So that should have been
his money back right there.
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- Oh.
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- So Kenya,
how has this affected
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your relationship
with Trydarius?
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- It's affected us greatly.
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My grandma,
she'll even ask me,
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"You talk to Trydarius?"
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'Cause she know
how close we were.
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I don't want to tell my grandma
we fell out because
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he wanted to have a fat ass.
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I don't want to say all that.
- All right.
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Trydarius, any final words
before I go make my decision?
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- All I ask, Your Honor, today
is y'all see me through
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and have some faith in my ass.
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[laughter]
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- I've never had nobody tell me
to have faith in their ass.
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[laughter]
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So with that said,
I've come to my final decision,
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and I'm gonna settle this
once and for all.
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♪ ♪
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I'm ruling in favor of...
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♪ ♪
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The defendant, Kenya,
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for $4,600
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because she gave you
what you asked for.
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- Period, Judge.
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- You ruined her business.
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You had no business
going out there
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putting that on the internet.
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She gave you
the ass you asked for.
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[gavel slams]
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Now get your ass
out my courtroom.
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[laughter]
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- Is all BBLs Brazilian, or
there's some, like, back alley?
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- Some back alley.
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- He probably
wanted a Brazilian,
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but I think she gave him
a Mexican ass.
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[laughter]
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- She butchered
my dog's haircut.
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- I had to groom him
at her house.
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- Let me see this photo.
- Drumroll please.
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- Brace yourself.
- Oh, hell no.
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[audience oohs]
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- What?
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- Can you take
the picture down?
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This white girl
about to start crying.
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[laughter]
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[dramatic music]
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- Y'all better watch out.
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These people coming in here
trying me,
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and today ain't the day.
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- We got your back, boo.
Don't worry about it.
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- You're gonna start
bailiffing, Bailiff?
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I'm tired of telling you
when to bailiff.
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- I need to know when to go.
You got to tell me, right?
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- Oh, go on and bailiff,
Bailiff.
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- This is the case of
Estell versus Guinn.
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- Plaintiff Sharonda Estell
is suing her ex friend
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Deja for $741.99
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after Deja shaved her dog bald
without permission.
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Defendant Deja Guinn says
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she was doing
her friend a favor.
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The pooch needed help, and the
groomer just couldn't cut it.
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Sharonda needs to drop the
doggy drama with this lawsuit.
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- Sharonda, tell me
why you're here today.
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- I'm here suing
my ex best friend
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for $741.99
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because she butchered
my dog's haircut.
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- Whoa!
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- He is looking like
a Siamese cat with no hair.
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So I need my money.
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$741.99.
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- OK, Deja, tell me
how you skinned this dog.
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- I flew out here
for Ebuka's birthday.
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- Who is that?
- Ebuka, that's the dog.
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- That's my baby.
- OK, Ebuka.
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- That's her little puppy.
I fly out.
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We take him to the groomer's.
He bad as hell.
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They don't accept him.
- He is not bad.
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- She like,
"I got to get to work.
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I don't know what to do."
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So I'm like,
"OK, I got you, fam."
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I'm like,
"I'ma do this on my own."
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I went and bought clippers,
bought him some little treats.
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I shaved him.
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I really thought I did
something good for her.
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[audience murmurs]
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- So you told her to take
your dog to the groomer,
250
00:08:48,728 --> 00:08:50,563
and the dog is bad as hell.
251
00:08:50,563 --> 00:08:53,766
- He is not bad, Judge Pat.
He is just excited.
252
00:08:53,766 --> 00:08:56,002
It was just his birthday.
He's a puppy.
253
00:08:56,002 --> 00:08:58,504
- What kind of dog?
- A golden retriever.
254
00:08:58,504 --> 00:09:00,206
- The dog knew
it was his birthday?
255
00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:01,607
- Yes!
256
00:09:01,607 --> 00:09:03,609
- Like days before
the birthday, he was like...
257
00:09:03,609 --> 00:09:05,244
[enunciating roughly]
I'm 'bout to be a little older.
258
00:09:05,244 --> 00:09:06,746
[laughter]
259
00:09:06,746 --> 00:09:09,215
- He had a birthday cake,
two chains.
260
00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:11,017
- Yeah, they doing
white people shit.
261
00:09:11,017 --> 00:09:12,919
- He knew it was his birthday.
- Yeah.
262
00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:15,188
- Do you have a picture
of Bukashit?
263
00:09:15,188 --> 00:09:17,256
[laughter]
264
00:09:17,256 --> 00:09:19,859
- Ebuka.
Yes, Judge, I do.
265
00:09:19,859 --> 00:09:21,561
Here is his picture.
266
00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,930
And he is very charismatic
and photogenic.
267
00:09:23,930 --> 00:09:26,165
- OK.
- Got on some drawers.
268
00:09:26,165 --> 00:09:27,767
- Oh.
- He's cute.
269
00:09:27,767 --> 00:09:30,536
- Ms. Pat, literally,
that dog is high, drunk.
270
00:09:30,536 --> 00:09:32,138
[laughter]
271
00:09:32,138 --> 00:09:33,506
- It look like he was turnt
272
00:09:33,506 --> 00:09:36,075
the night before.
In the moment.
273
00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:38,678
Is that a taco on his ass?
- A taco.
274
00:09:38,678 --> 00:09:40,246
And he got the
Meg Thee Stallion tongue out.
275
00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:43,549
Ahhh.
- [laughs]
276
00:09:43,549 --> 00:09:45,518
- But, seriously,
when you see this picture,
277
00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:47,820
you gonna be like--
she hate me, clearly.
278
00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:49,055
- I had to groom him
at her house.
279
00:09:49,055 --> 00:09:50,556
- Let me see this photo.
- Drumroll please.
280
00:09:50,556 --> 00:09:52,959
- Brace yourself,
because I'm not exaggerating.
281
00:09:52,959 --> 00:09:54,660
- Oh, hell no.
282
00:09:54,660 --> 00:09:56,662
- I'm finna scream, dog.
283
00:09:56,662 --> 00:09:58,865
- She turned that dog
to Porky Pig.
284
00:09:58,865 --> 00:10:00,199
[audience oohing]
285
00:10:00,199 --> 00:10:01,934
- What?
286
00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:03,436
[audience oohing]
287
00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:07,540
- That's me crying
on FaceTime with my mama.
288
00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:09,942
- You literally got this dog
looking like a dildo.
289
00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:11,811
[laughter]
290
00:10:11,811 --> 00:10:13,513
- Wow.
- He was matted.
291
00:10:13,513 --> 00:10:16,716
I couldn't get out the--
it was knots all in his fur.
292
00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:21,387
She wasn't taking care of him.
He couldn't even see his balls.
293
00:10:21,387 --> 00:10:24,156
- It look like a chicken
that's ready to get basted.
294
00:10:24,156 --> 00:10:26,025
Like--
[laughter]
295
00:10:26,025 --> 00:10:27,760
- Ms. Pat, can you take
the picture down?
296
00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:29,128
This white girl
about to start crying.
297
00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:32,131
[laughter]
298
00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:35,535
- So how did you come up
to $741?
299
00:10:35,535 --> 00:10:37,837
- Golden retrievers
have lots of hair.
300
00:10:37,837 --> 00:10:39,872
So after she butchered him,
301
00:10:39,872 --> 00:10:41,407
I had to have
the house cleaned.
302
00:10:41,407 --> 00:10:42,575
So they come, you know,
303
00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:44,043
they clean the floors
and all of that.
304
00:10:44,043 --> 00:10:45,945
But, really,
all that did was make
305
00:10:45,945 --> 00:10:47,547
all the hair...
- Go everywhere.
306
00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:48,915
- Go on the furniture.
307
00:10:48,915 --> 00:10:50,216
So I had to have
furniture cleaned.
308
00:10:50,216 --> 00:10:52,451
Then, Judge,
it was still winter here.
309
00:10:52,451 --> 00:10:55,788
So he needed onesies
and snowsuits and all of that
310
00:10:55,788 --> 00:10:57,757
because he was bald.
311
00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:02,461
- Do you have any receipts
that you spent for this dog?
312
00:11:02,461 --> 00:11:03,663
- Several receipts.
313
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:04,997
- Well, send them then.
Send them.
314
00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:06,566
- All right, all right,
I have receipts from
315
00:11:06,566 --> 00:11:09,335
the original cleaning where
they just cleaned the floors.
316
00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:11,370
They had to come back
and do the furniture.
317
00:11:11,370 --> 00:11:12,972
- What is the toilet paper for?
318
00:11:12,972 --> 00:11:14,941
- 'Cause he saw his haircut
and shit himself.
319
00:11:14,941 --> 00:11:17,977
[laughter]
320
00:11:19,545 --> 00:11:21,347
- Karlous,
help me out with this.
321
00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:23,783
- What made you take
the initiative to say,
322
00:11:23,783 --> 00:11:25,985
"Hey, I'ma shave her whole dog,
323
00:11:25,985 --> 00:11:27,420
and she gonna appreciate this"?
324
00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:29,555
- I looked at it like, OK,
this is my best friend.
325
00:11:29,555 --> 00:11:30,890
She wants him groomed.
326
00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:32,291
And everywhere
I keep taking him,
327
00:11:32,291 --> 00:11:34,660
they're not accepting him
because he's overly hyper.
328
00:11:34,660 --> 00:11:36,462
- I'm not even
a huge dog person,
329
00:11:36,462 --> 00:11:38,097
and I feel so bad for the dog.
330
00:11:38,097 --> 00:11:39,532
- 'Cause he looks so sad
on there.
331
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,968
- Oh, my God, like, you done
ate the baby's spirit up.
332
00:11:41,968 --> 00:11:44,303
- Yeah, that dog hates you.
333
00:11:44,303 --> 00:11:45,304
[laughter]
334
00:11:45,304 --> 00:11:46,672
- I've heard enough.
335
00:11:46,672 --> 00:11:48,407
I've come to my final decision.
336
00:11:48,407 --> 00:11:50,810
And I'm gonna settle this
once and for all.
337
00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:53,512
♪ ♪
338
00:11:53,512 --> 00:11:54,780
I'm ruling in favor of...
339
00:11:54,780 --> 00:11:57,116
♪ ♪
340
00:11:57,116 --> 00:11:58,517
The plaintiff.
- Thank you.
341
00:11:58,517 --> 00:12:00,152
- Sharonda.
- Are you serious?
342
00:12:00,152 --> 00:12:02,855
- Yes, Deja,
you're ordered to pay her
343
00:12:02,855 --> 00:12:06,258
$741.99
344
00:12:06,258 --> 00:12:10,196
for shaving her dog
and making her clean her house.
345
00:12:10,196 --> 00:12:11,664
And I'ma say this to you.
346
00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:14,100
I don't even want you
to walk a damn dog.
347
00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:16,068
- OK.
- I just settled it.
348
00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:17,970
- You are dismissed.
349
00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:19,438
- After you.
350
00:12:19,438 --> 00:12:21,307
- Something's going on
that they ain't talking about.
351
00:12:21,307 --> 00:12:22,775
- Yeah.
I think they dating too.
352
00:12:22,775 --> 00:12:24,443
- She flew in for that dog
and some cat.
353
00:12:24,443 --> 00:12:25,745
You know what I'm saying?
354
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:26,979
[laughter]
355
00:12:26,979 --> 00:12:28,280
- I really do love my sister,
356
00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:30,016
and I know she got
my best interest,
357
00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:33,352
but I just feel like 50%
was just, like, a lot to me.
358
00:12:33,352 --> 00:12:34,854
- It is.
- Yep.
359
00:12:34,854 --> 00:12:39,158
[applause]
360
00:12:39,158 --> 00:12:40,826
- I still want my money though.
361
00:12:40,826 --> 00:12:43,596
[laughter]
362
00:12:44,831 --> 00:12:46,166
[dramatic music]
363
00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:48,068
- How are y'all doing, jury?
- Hey, Ms. Pat.
364
00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:49,703
- Couldn't be better.
So glad to be here.
365
00:12:49,703 --> 00:12:50,770
- Well, y'all working
real hard.
366
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,172
You're working my damn nerves.
367
00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:54,908
[laughter]
368
00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:57,077
- Bailiff,
start bailiffing, please.
369
00:12:57,077 --> 00:13:00,280
- This is the case
of Evans versus Hood.
370
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,482
You may now enter.
371
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,451
- Plaintiff Mesa Evans
is seeking
372
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:07,454
$4,600 from her sister Jada,
373
00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:10,190
the amount she claims
she's owed for managing
374
00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:11,524
Jada's rap career.
375
00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:14,494
Defendant Jada Hood
says her sister
376
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:16,696
needs to chill
because she's already
377
00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:18,398
getting her manager's cut.
378
00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:20,767
Besides, Jada is the one
with the talent,
379
00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:22,769
so Mesa needs to back off.
380
00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:25,171
♪ ♪
381
00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:26,473
- All right, Ms. Evans,
tell me,
382
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:27,907
why are you here today?
383
00:13:27,907 --> 00:13:31,778
- I'm here today to sue
my sister Jada for $4,600.
384
00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:35,081
I have managed and funded
Jada's rap career
385
00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:37,117
for over six years
and counting.
386
00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:38,418
[audience murmurs]
387
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:40,320
Jada refuses to pay me back.
388
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:43,189
So at this point,
I'm pretty much done,
389
00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:47,193
and I'm just here to get my
money and move on with my life.
390
00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:48,528
- Mm.
391
00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:50,797
- OK, Jada, tell me
your side of the story.
392
00:13:50,797 --> 00:13:54,200
- Yeah, my sister is trying
to sue me because of the money
393
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,902
that she invested into me.
394
00:13:55,902 --> 00:13:59,172
However, I feel as if
I invested into her business
395
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:01,007
just as much
as she invested into me.
396
00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:03,910
If she wants to not be
my unofficial manager anymore,
397
00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:05,211
I'm letting her leave,
398
00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:07,614
but when I blow up,
she cannot come back.
399
00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:09,282
- Ooh.
OK. OK.
400
00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:10,617
[laughter]
401
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:11,885
- What type of rapper are you?
402
00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:13,319
You look like
a Christian rapper.
403
00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:14,754
- Yeah.
[laughter]
404
00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:16,289
- Hip-hop slash rap.
405
00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:18,024
- I would call you
Shirley Little Caesar
406
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:20,560
[laughter]
407
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:23,062
- All right, Ms. Evans,
how do you manage her career?
408
00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:24,697
What exactly do you do for her?
409
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:27,434
- I book shows
for her all the time.
410
00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:29,402
I make sure she gets paid
for those shows.
411
00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:31,671
I'm her stylist
and her makeup artist as well.
412
00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:34,140
- Mesa, what is the $4,600 for?
413
00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:36,443
- Your Honor, would you like
to see my receipts
414
00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:38,578
of the studio time
that I paid for Jada?
415
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:39,813
- That's what I do.
416
00:14:39,813 --> 00:14:41,581
I look at receipts, baby.
- That's right.
417
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:43,450
- Here you go, Bailiff.
418
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:45,852
Just studio time.
419
00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:48,621
A lock-in is $900.
- I've been locked up.
420
00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,990
What's a lock-in?
- A lock in, lock out.
421
00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:53,526
- A lock-in is like
when you go to the studio
422
00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:55,328
for three or six hours,
423
00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:59,232
and over the past six years,
I have paid for five of them.
424
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,401
- Mesa, did your sister
pay you anything?
425
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:04,838
- She's never paid me
anything at all, ma'am.
426
00:15:04,838 --> 00:15:06,372
[audience murmurs]
427
00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:07,574
- Why didn't you get
a contract with her?
428
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:08,641
- Right.
429
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,276
- Because she was
my sister and I--
430
00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:12,278
- I don't care nothing about
she was your sister.
431
00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:13,947
Business is business.
432
00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:16,616
- Has she made any money from--
- She makes money all the time.
433
00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:19,219
Jada books gigs
behind my back all the time.
434
00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:20,887
I typed up a contract for her.
435
00:15:20,887 --> 00:15:23,690
She refuses to sign a contract.
- What was in the contract?
436
00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:26,993
The contract stated that
if I was to make $100,
437
00:15:26,993 --> 00:15:29,062
she's to get $50.
If I was to make--
438
00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:30,463
- Wait a minute now.
[audience oohs]
439
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:33,666
- Half?
- No manager get 50%.
440
00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:34,834
You are a rip-off.
441
00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:37,770
The standard fee
to have a manager
442
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,540
or agent in this business
is 10%.
443
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:42,108
- [chuckles]
- And let me say this.
444
00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:46,179
Even though she wanted 50%
and she got you booked on gigs,
445
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:47,914
you still didn't
give her anything?
446
00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:49,182
- Yeah.
447
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:50,683
- I invested in her business
plenty of times.
448
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:51,885
- What is her business?
449
00:15:51,885 --> 00:15:53,386
- She has a clothing line
called Sakcrazy,
450
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:54,587
and I bought in--
451
00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:56,055
- Not with that outfit on,
she don't.
452
00:15:56,055 --> 00:15:58,458
[laughter]
453
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,294
- Ma'am, you look like
a Teletubby over there.
454
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,295
Please.
- Oh.
455
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,230
[audience oohs]
456
00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:05,899
- Here we go.
First of all, how do you--
457
00:16:05,899 --> 00:16:07,467
- So you invested--
- No, Pat.
458
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,968
You got to give me ten seconds.
459
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,970
I may look like a Teletubby,
but listen,
460
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,438
You look like
a Nickelodeon blimp.
461
00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:13,640
[laughter]
462
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:14,841
- Where's your husband?
463
00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:16,442
- My husband is dead
like your ends.
464
00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:18,111
[laughter]
465
00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:19,879
Where's your chin?
You got three of them.
466
00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:21,948
Can I have one of them?
I could go on and on.
467
00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:23,550
I'll do this all day.
- [laughs]
468
00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:26,687
- Plaintiff Mesa Evans
469
00:16:26,687 --> 00:16:29,222
is suing sister Jada
for $4,600
470
00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:30,957
for managing her rap career,
471
00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:34,094
but Mesa was trying
to cop 50% of Jada's take,
472
00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:36,063
and she wasn't having it.
473
00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:38,865
Ms. Pat is about to
squash this beef.
474
00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:41,335
- Jada, how much did you spend
on Mesa's business?
475
00:16:41,335 --> 00:16:42,669
- About $1,850.
476
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:43,937
- Do you have
any receipts for it?
477
00:16:43,937 --> 00:16:45,105
- I do.
478
00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:46,707
I have plenty
of invoices in there
479
00:16:46,707 --> 00:16:48,842
of all the outfits that
I bought for her clothing line
480
00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:51,645
that she did nothing with.
481
00:16:51,645 --> 00:16:54,047
- I didn't ask her
to buy any of that.
482
00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:55,615
[audience murmurs]
483
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:58,085
- Ms. Evans, I really think
she need to get away from you.
484
00:16:58,085 --> 00:16:59,653
- Why?
- But that's my sister though.
485
00:16:59,653 --> 00:17:01,054
- You want to be robbed
by your sister?
486
00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:02,489
Go and stay with your sister.
That's--
487
00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:03,757
- No, I'm not saying
that I want to be robbed.
488
00:17:03,757 --> 00:17:05,125
- Your Honor,
she's not being robbed.
489
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,893
- I'm not gonna argue with
you two country bumpkins
490
00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:08,195
I tried to tell you.
491
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:10,597
- No, that's not-- no!
Why--
492
00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:12,132
- I'ma go on over here.
493
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:14,000
Ts Madison,
help me out with this.
494
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,937
- I think, honestly,
you do have
495
00:17:16,937 --> 00:17:19,506
your sister's best interest
at heart,
496
00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:21,375
but you is a robber.
497
00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:23,210
[laughter]
498
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:26,313
- She wannabe Suge Knight,
but she look like Shug Avery.
499
00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:28,749
[laughter]
500
00:17:28,749 --> 00:17:30,684
- OK, OK, all right.
501
00:17:30,684 --> 00:17:33,186
How have this affected
your relationship?
502
00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:36,990
- Honestly, we're kind of,
like, distant,
503
00:17:36,990 --> 00:17:39,793
and I really just want her
to understand,
504
00:17:39,793 --> 00:17:40,927
like, I'm your sister.
505
00:17:40,927 --> 00:17:42,496
I'ma always have your back.
506
00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:44,998
- Jada, how have this affected
your relationship?
507
00:17:44,998 --> 00:17:47,267
- I feel like our relationship
is too strong
508
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:50,270
for me to separate her
as my sister and my manager.
509
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:53,173
[soft dramatic music]
510
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:54,775
♪ ♪
511
00:17:54,775 --> 00:17:56,576
'Cause I really do
love my sister,
512
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,211
and I know she got
my best interest.
513
00:17:58,211 --> 00:18:00,280
But it's just like--
[sniffles]
514
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,349
- Y'all will make it right.
515
00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:04,184
[audience awws]
516
00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:07,821
[applause]
517
00:18:07,821 --> 00:18:09,556
- I still want my money,
though,
518
00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:11,758
but we're going to the top,
but you got to pay me.
519
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,660
- I know that
I should have paid her,
520
00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:15,829
but it was just like--
I don't know.
521
00:18:15,829 --> 00:18:18,932
I just feel like 50%
was just, like, a lot to me.
522
00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:20,567
- It is.
- Yeah.
523
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:23,036
- I see the love
that you have for her,
524
00:18:23,036 --> 00:18:25,672
but y'all are in this together.
525
00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:27,474
So I've come
to my final decision,
526
00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:29,476
and I'm going to settle this
once and for all.
527
00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:32,179
[dramatic music]
528
00:18:32,179 --> 00:18:33,447
I'm ruling in favor of...
529
00:18:33,447 --> 00:18:36,450
♪ ♪
530
00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:39,419
The plaintiff, Mesa Evans.
531
00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:40,720
- Thank you.
532
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,824
- Jada, you're ordered
to pay $460,
533
00:18:43,824 --> 00:18:46,193
which is 10%
of that studio time.
534
00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:47,694
- That's more like it.
535
00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:50,564
[laughter]
536
00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:52,632
- Once you pay me,
I would love to be
537
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,568
your manager again
with a contract.
538
00:18:54,568 --> 00:18:56,937
- At 10%.
- At 10%.
539
00:18:56,937 --> 00:18:58,538
- 10%. See?
540
00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:01,641
[applause]
541
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:04,010
[gavel slams]
All right, I just settled it.
542
00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:05,278
Y'all get out of my courtroom.
543
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:06,379
- See y'all later.
Thank you.
544
00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:07,848
- I wanted to give her 10%,
545
00:19:07,848 --> 00:19:10,150
but she is robbing
the shit out of her.
546
00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:11,952
- Yes, Carmen,
when she leave, though,
547
00:19:11,952 --> 00:19:14,187
I'll say, "Girl, this is not
what you want right here."
548
00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:15,455
- This ain't what you want.
549
00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:17,090
- They'd be trying
to try me, Pat.
550
00:19:17,090 --> 00:19:18,758
Why do they think
that they can come in here
551
00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:19,759
and [bleep] with us?
552
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,094
[laughter]
553
00:19:21,094 --> 00:19:22,128
Only on "The Ms. Pat Show."
554
00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:25,265
- Next time on
"Ms. Pat Settles It"...
555
00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:26,900
- Party start at 8:00.
556
00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:28,602
Shawty to get there at 10:30.
557
00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:30,070
- My babysitter was late.
558
00:19:30,070 --> 00:19:31,538
- I sent you this money
in February.
559
00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:33,840
- Wow, that babysitter
was late as hell.
560
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,142
[laughter]
561
00:19:35,142 --> 00:19:36,776
- This is from the vet
to tell me that your dog
562
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:38,078
has sensitive teeth.
- Yes.
563
00:19:38,078 --> 00:19:39,980
And that he's well trained.
- Wait a minute.
564
00:19:39,980 --> 00:19:42,415
The doctor's name
is Ruff Barkley?
565
00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:44,084
- What?
Come on.
566
00:19:44,084 --> 00:19:45,252
- Sir, you wrote this down.
567
00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:46,720
Where is the mic?
568
00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:48,355
- I had to get some drip.
I had a show.
569
00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:50,357
- You sold the mic?
- You sold the mic?
570
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:51,558
- No!
571
00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:54,361
- Are you out of your mind?
- What?