1 00:00:00,934 --> 00:00:02,102 - Hey, y'all. I'm Ms. Pat. 2 00:00:02,102 --> 00:00:03,470 - All rise. 3 00:00:03,470 --> 00:00:04,771 - And I know the inside of a courtroom. 4 00:00:04,771 --> 00:00:07,440 I'm a convicted felon with a GED. 5 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:09,642 Now I'm sitting on this side of the bench. 6 00:00:09,642 --> 00:00:11,277 Y'all are killing me! 7 00:00:11,277 --> 00:00:13,747 These are real cases with real money on the line, 8 00:00:13,747 --> 00:00:16,783 and I'm bringing my own friends to court as my jury. 9 00:00:16,783 --> 00:00:17,884 - What is this, "Looney Tunes"? 10 00:00:17,884 --> 00:00:19,285 - Y'all may have started this mess, 11 00:00:19,285 --> 00:00:20,920 but I'm gonna settle it. 12 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:23,690 - I love this courtroom! 13 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:25,992 - All rise, cause court is back in session. 14 00:00:25,992 --> 00:00:26,993 [gavel slams] 15 00:00:26,993 --> 00:00:29,562 [dramatic music] 16 00:00:29,562 --> 00:00:31,264 - Get on your feet for the woman 17 00:00:31,264 --> 00:00:34,501 who never misses a beat, Judge Ms. Pat. 18 00:00:34,501 --> 00:00:41,541 ♪ ♪ 19 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:45,578 - Thank you. You can have a seat. 20 00:00:46,579 --> 00:00:48,448 All right, jury. 21 00:00:48,448 --> 00:00:50,450 Be still, Ray J, and stop dropping shit. 22 00:00:50,450 --> 00:00:51,484 - OK. 23 00:00:51,484 --> 00:00:52,485 - All right. 24 00:00:52,485 --> 00:00:53,486 Bailiff, get them in here. 25 00:00:53,486 --> 00:00:55,054 [object clunking] - Ooh. 26 00:00:55,054 --> 00:00:56,589 - What was that? 27 00:00:56,589 --> 00:00:57,791 - I don't want to snitch. 28 00:00:57,791 --> 00:01:00,827 [laughter] 29 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:05,698 - I could tell it's Carmen by the furrows on her face. 30 00:01:05,698 --> 00:01:06,733 [laughter] 31 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:07,801 - My bad. 32 00:01:07,801 --> 00:01:09,836 That was me that time. - OK. 33 00:01:09,836 --> 00:01:11,771 Well, come on. Let's get this case popping. 34 00:01:11,771 --> 00:01:15,308 - This is the case of Nicholson versus Carson. 35 00:01:15,308 --> 00:01:20,346 - Plaintiff Trydarius Nicklson is suing his cousin for $2,600 36 00:01:20,346 --> 00:01:23,850 after he claims she gave him a botched Brazilian butt lift, 37 00:01:23,850 --> 00:01:25,952 leaving him with a busted booty. 38 00:01:25,952 --> 00:01:30,056 Defendant Kenya Carson says her BBL practice is perfect 39 00:01:30,056 --> 00:01:32,358 and Trydarius is to blame for the loss 40 00:01:32,358 --> 00:01:33,927 of his booty and her business, 41 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:37,197 so she is countersuing him for $4,600. 42 00:01:39,899 --> 00:01:41,701 - Before we get started, I just want to let you know, 43 00:01:41,701 --> 00:01:43,436 this is a jury of my peers, OK? 44 00:01:43,436 --> 00:01:44,637 Don't pay them any attention. 45 00:01:44,637 --> 00:01:46,339 They're from the work release program. 46 00:01:46,339 --> 00:01:49,342 [laughter] 47 00:01:50,477 --> 00:01:52,579 So, Trydarius, tell us why we're here today. 48 00:01:52,579 --> 00:01:55,448 - Your Honor, I'm here today because I'm suing my cousin. 49 00:01:55,448 --> 00:01:58,318 I'm embarrassed to say I paid her 2,600 50 00:01:58,318 --> 00:02:01,754 for a BBL procedure, and it just didn't turn out right. 51 00:02:01,754 --> 00:02:03,690 I was trying to be built like a Barbie, 52 00:02:03,690 --> 00:02:06,159 but I'm built like Barney. - [laughs] 53 00:02:06,159 --> 00:02:07,894 - Barney has way more ass than that. 54 00:02:07,894 --> 00:02:09,329 - Yeah, he does. - Barney's thick. 55 00:02:09,329 --> 00:02:10,530 - All right, can you let me hear 56 00:02:10,530 --> 00:02:11,798 your side of the story, girl? 57 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:14,868 - So Trydarius came to get a liquid BBL. 58 00:02:14,868 --> 00:02:17,470 He should have paid $4,600. 59 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:20,173 All he could scrape together was $2,600, 60 00:02:20,173 --> 00:02:21,708 so that was all he gave. 61 00:02:21,708 --> 00:02:24,177 - So you gave your cousin a bootleg BBL? 62 00:02:24,177 --> 00:02:25,979 - I didn't give him a bootleg anything. 63 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:27,213 I do them in an office. 64 00:02:27,213 --> 00:02:28,815 It's clean. It's sterile. 65 00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:30,049 - Are you licensed? - Yes, ma'am. 66 00:02:30,049 --> 00:02:31,317 - OK. 67 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:33,253 - But because of him not being satisfied 68 00:02:33,253 --> 00:02:35,421 with what he could afford, he did some things 69 00:02:35,421 --> 00:02:36,923 that caused damage to my business, 70 00:02:36,923 --> 00:02:39,759 so I'm countersuing him for $4,600. 71 00:02:39,759 --> 00:02:41,494 - Uh-huh. Why wasn't he happy with it? 72 00:02:41,494 --> 00:02:44,564 - He said that he didn't get what he paid for it, 73 00:02:44,564 --> 00:02:47,534 when in fact, he did, which is 100 milliliters 74 00:02:47,534 --> 00:02:48,701 of dermal filler. 75 00:02:48,701 --> 00:02:50,236 - How many milliliters did he need? 76 00:02:50,236 --> 00:02:52,872 - 300 - He only got 50 in each cheek. 77 00:02:52,872 --> 00:02:54,807 You need 150 each cheek. 78 00:02:54,807 --> 00:02:56,376 [laughter] 79 00:02:56,376 --> 00:02:57,977 - Tell him. - Not that I know of-- not-- 80 00:02:57,977 --> 00:03:00,179 [laughter] 81 00:03:00,179 --> 00:03:02,315 - What did your ass look like before and after? 82 00:03:02,315 --> 00:03:04,517 Do you have any pictures? - Yes, Your Honor, I have. 83 00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:06,553 [laughter] 84 00:03:06,553 --> 00:03:07,921 - Are you ready? - Ooh, whew. 85 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:10,623 - [laughing] Oh, no, God. 86 00:03:10,623 --> 00:03:13,660 [laughter] 87 00:03:14,827 --> 00:03:16,496 - That's a clear difference. 88 00:03:16,496 --> 00:03:17,964 The left side is before, 89 00:03:17,964 --> 00:03:19,499 and that's where you have the markings. 90 00:03:19,499 --> 00:03:21,334 - I'm concerned about this ass, Pat. 91 00:03:21,334 --> 00:03:22,902 He got a hopscotch ass. 92 00:03:22,902 --> 00:03:24,704 [laughter] 93 00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:27,006 - So when did that ass disappear? 94 00:03:27,006 --> 00:03:29,042 - It kind of started, like, two or three weeks 95 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:31,177 after the procedure. All I did was fart. 96 00:03:31,177 --> 00:03:33,313 And every time I'd fart... - Fart? 97 00:03:33,313 --> 00:03:35,515 - So it's like I pooted... - Hold on. 98 00:03:35,515 --> 00:03:37,250 - And farted my whole BBL out. 99 00:03:37,250 --> 00:03:38,952 [laughter] 100 00:03:38,952 --> 00:03:40,286 - What is going on? 101 00:03:40,286 --> 00:03:42,288 - I was banned from the lunchroom 102 00:03:42,288 --> 00:03:44,657 and banned from the break room because everybody 103 00:03:44,657 --> 00:03:47,627 was dissatisfied with the smell that I produced. 104 00:03:47,627 --> 00:03:50,863 - You got laid off 'cause you wouldn't stop passing gas? 105 00:03:50,863 --> 00:03:52,832 - The side effects got to be high-pitched fart, 106 00:03:52,832 --> 00:03:54,667 'cause I had helium in the ass. 107 00:03:54,667 --> 00:03:57,203 [laughter] 108 00:03:57,203 --> 00:04:01,007 - [imitates high-pitched fart] Like that? 109 00:04:01,007 --> 00:04:02,609 [laughter] 110 00:04:02,609 --> 00:04:04,644 - I have never heard no shit like this. 111 00:04:04,644 --> 00:04:06,079 [laughter] 112 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:09,616 - Kenya, how long do these BBL shots usually last? 113 00:04:09,616 --> 00:04:12,085 - They last up to three years. - Three years? 114 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:13,953 So how did he fart his away? 115 00:04:13,953 --> 00:04:15,955 - He didn't. He's lying. 116 00:04:15,955 --> 00:04:17,757 - Trydarius, I know she had to tell you, 117 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:19,025 'cause when you leave from getting a procedure, 118 00:04:19,025 --> 00:04:20,660 they tell you, don't lay on your butt, 119 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:23,229 nothing in your butt, don't play with your booty. 120 00:04:23,229 --> 00:04:25,865 Did you tell him any of that? - Yes, ma'am. 121 00:04:25,865 --> 00:04:28,635 No exercise, no drinking, no rock and roll. 122 00:04:28,635 --> 00:04:30,436 - So she told you. - That's correct. 123 00:04:30,436 --> 00:04:33,106 - How much of this did you do? - I'ma tell the truth in here. 124 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:35,842 I did do a little rocking and rolling. 125 00:04:35,842 --> 00:04:38,011 - Mm-hmm. - I did some drinking. 126 00:04:38,011 --> 00:04:39,879 But what I seen online-- 127 00:04:39,879 --> 00:04:41,748 - I don't care what you did online. 128 00:04:41,748 --> 00:04:44,217 I Googled the other day, and they told me I had MS. 129 00:04:44,217 --> 00:04:46,719 I went to the doctor. My menopause kicked in. 130 00:04:46,719 --> 00:04:48,588 [laughter] 131 00:04:48,588 --> 00:04:50,823 So if he's not happy with his ass, 132 00:04:50,823 --> 00:04:52,859 why are you countersuing him? 133 00:04:52,859 --> 00:04:54,227 - For lost wages. 134 00:04:54,227 --> 00:04:55,962 I lost two clients. 135 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:58,631 He went on social media and called me out, 136 00:04:58,631 --> 00:04:59,966 tagging me and all that stuff. 137 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:03,002 It's, like, 1,200 people on that post liking it. 138 00:05:03,002 --> 00:05:04,537 - Ooh. - Oh. 139 00:05:04,537 --> 00:05:07,340 - And after they seen his post, they sent me a message, 140 00:05:07,340 --> 00:05:08,675 saying like, "I don't want to come, 141 00:05:08,675 --> 00:05:10,643 because from what I heard, it ain't lasting." 142 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:11,844 - Mm. 143 00:05:11,844 --> 00:05:13,613 - She hurt my career also with this. 144 00:05:13,613 --> 00:05:15,481 - What do you do for work? - I model. 145 00:05:15,481 --> 00:05:17,417 I do shows. - Where do you model at? 146 00:05:17,417 --> 00:05:18,685 - The internet. - Everywhere. 147 00:05:18,685 --> 00:05:20,053 - The world wide web. 148 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:21,554 - I mean, what were you modeling? 149 00:05:21,554 --> 00:05:23,122 - I was modeling sleepwear. 150 00:05:23,122 --> 00:05:25,858 I got one of the pajamas set with me right now to show you. 151 00:05:25,858 --> 00:05:28,661 - Let me see the pajama set. - Oh, you got the onesie. 152 00:05:28,661 --> 00:05:30,329 - Turn it to the rear. - Oh! 153 00:05:30,329 --> 00:05:31,731 [laughter] 154 00:05:31,731 --> 00:05:35,435 - Oh. That's why you want the ass. 155 00:05:35,435 --> 00:05:37,070 Oh. 156 00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:38,538 - That ain't for women because I don't want 157 00:05:38,538 --> 00:05:40,339 my ass out like that. - Well, I do. 158 00:05:40,339 --> 00:05:41,441 How much? 159 00:05:41,441 --> 00:05:42,675 [laughter] 160 00:05:42,675 --> 00:05:45,378 - After he got his BBL, they sold out. 161 00:05:45,378 --> 00:05:46,913 Did they not? - That's correct. 162 00:05:46,913 --> 00:05:49,015 - So that should have been his money back right there. 163 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:50,183 - Oh. 164 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:51,451 - So Kenya, how has this affected 165 00:05:51,451 --> 00:05:52,952 your relationship with Trydarius? 166 00:05:52,952 --> 00:05:54,854 - It's affected us greatly. 167 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:56,522 My grandma, she'll even ask me, 168 00:05:56,522 --> 00:05:58,057 "You talk to Trydarius?" 169 00:05:58,057 --> 00:05:59,826 'Cause she know how close we were. 170 00:05:59,826 --> 00:06:01,527 I don't want to tell my grandma we fell out because 171 00:06:01,527 --> 00:06:02,962 he wanted to have a fat ass. 172 00:06:02,962 --> 00:06:05,231 I don't want to say all that. - All right. 173 00:06:05,231 --> 00:06:07,867 Trydarius, any final words before I go make my decision? 174 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:10,636 - All I ask, Your Honor, today is y'all see me through 175 00:06:10,636 --> 00:06:12,505 and have some faith in my ass. 176 00:06:12,505 --> 00:06:14,974 [laughter] 177 00:06:14,974 --> 00:06:17,710 - I've never had nobody tell me to have faith in their ass. 178 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:19,746 [laughter] 179 00:06:19,746 --> 00:06:22,248 So with that said, I've come to my final decision, 180 00:06:22,248 --> 00:06:24,784 and I'm gonna settle this once and for all. 181 00:06:24,784 --> 00:06:27,487 ♪ ♪ 182 00:06:27,487 --> 00:06:29,355 I'm ruling in favor of... 183 00:06:29,355 --> 00:06:32,625 ♪ ♪ 184 00:06:32,625 --> 00:06:35,061 The defendant, Kenya, 185 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:37,196 for $4,600 186 00:06:37,196 --> 00:06:39,332 because she gave you what you asked for. 187 00:06:39,332 --> 00:06:40,867 - Period, Judge. 188 00:06:40,867 --> 00:06:42,702 - You ruined her business. 189 00:06:42,702 --> 00:06:44,403 You had no business going out there 190 00:06:44,403 --> 00:06:45,571 putting that on the internet. 191 00:06:45,571 --> 00:06:47,173 She gave you the ass you asked for. 192 00:06:47,173 --> 00:06:48,307 [gavel slams] 193 00:06:48,307 --> 00:06:50,042 Now get your ass out my courtroom. 194 00:06:50,042 --> 00:06:51,677 [laughter] 195 00:06:51,677 --> 00:06:54,847 - Is all BBLs Brazilian, or there's some, like, back alley? 196 00:06:54,847 --> 00:06:56,149 - Some back alley. 197 00:06:56,149 --> 00:06:57,650 - He probably wanted a Brazilian, 198 00:06:57,650 --> 00:06:59,719 but I think she gave him a Mexican ass. 199 00:06:59,719 --> 00:07:02,955 [laughter] 200 00:07:02,955 --> 00:07:05,558 - She butchered my dog's haircut. 201 00:07:05,558 --> 00:07:06,793 - I had to groom him at her house. 202 00:07:06,793 --> 00:07:08,060 - Let me see this photo. - Drumroll please. 203 00:07:08,060 --> 00:07:10,196 - Brace yourself. - Oh, hell no. 204 00:07:10,196 --> 00:07:11,531 [audience oohs] 205 00:07:11,531 --> 00:07:12,999 - What? 206 00:07:12,999 --> 00:07:14,233 - Can you take the picture down? 207 00:07:14,233 --> 00:07:15,401 This white girl about to start crying. 208 00:07:15,401 --> 00:07:17,470 [laughter] 209 00:07:18,838 --> 00:07:20,673 [dramatic music] 210 00:07:20,673 --> 00:07:21,908 - Y'all better watch out. 211 00:07:21,908 --> 00:07:23,276 These people coming in here trying me, 212 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:24,577 and today ain't the day. 213 00:07:24,577 --> 00:07:26,913 - We got your back, boo. Don't worry about it. 214 00:07:26,913 --> 00:07:29,882 - You're gonna start bailiffing, Bailiff? 215 00:07:29,882 --> 00:07:31,551 I'm tired of telling you when to bailiff. 216 00:07:31,551 --> 00:07:33,753 - I need to know when to go. You got to tell me, right? 217 00:07:33,753 --> 00:07:35,355 - Oh, go on and bailiff, Bailiff. 218 00:07:35,355 --> 00:07:38,791 - This is the case of Estell versus Guinn. 219 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:42,261 - Plaintiff Sharonda Estell is suing her ex friend 220 00:07:42,261 --> 00:07:45,732 Deja for $741.99 221 00:07:45,732 --> 00:07:49,102 after Deja shaved her dog bald without permission. 222 00:07:49,102 --> 00:07:51,471 Defendant Deja Guinn says 223 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,206 she was doing her friend a favor. 224 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:56,275 The pooch needed help, and the groomer just couldn't cut it. 225 00:07:56,275 --> 00:08:00,980 Sharonda needs to drop the doggy drama with this lawsuit. 226 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:03,015 - Sharonda, tell me why you're here today. 227 00:08:03,015 --> 00:08:05,385 - I'm here suing my ex best friend 228 00:08:05,385 --> 00:08:09,288 for $741.99 229 00:08:09,288 --> 00:08:12,291 because she butchered my dog's haircut. 230 00:08:12,291 --> 00:08:13,693 - Whoa! 231 00:08:13,693 --> 00:08:16,195 - He is looking like a Siamese cat with no hair. 232 00:08:16,195 --> 00:08:17,563 So I need my money. 233 00:08:17,563 --> 00:08:20,433 $741.99. 234 00:08:20,433 --> 00:08:23,336 - OK, Deja, tell me how you skinned this dog. 235 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:25,438 - I flew out here for Ebuka's birthday. 236 00:08:25,438 --> 00:08:26,739 - Who is that? - Ebuka, that's the dog. 237 00:08:26,739 --> 00:08:27,940 - That's my baby. - OK, Ebuka. 238 00:08:27,940 --> 00:08:29,509 - That's her little puppy. I fly out. 239 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,644 We take him to the groomer's. He bad as hell. 240 00:08:31,644 --> 00:08:33,479 They don't accept him. - He is not bad. 241 00:08:33,479 --> 00:08:34,714 - She like, "I got to get to work. 242 00:08:34,714 --> 00:08:36,182 I don't know what to do." 243 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:38,151 So I'm like, "OK, I got you, fam." 244 00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:39,852 I'm like, "I'ma do this on my own." 245 00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:41,921 I went and bought clippers, bought him some little treats. 246 00:08:41,921 --> 00:08:43,289 I shaved him. 247 00:08:43,289 --> 00:08:45,124 I really thought I did something good for her. 248 00:08:45,124 --> 00:08:46,426 [audience murmurs] 249 00:08:46,426 --> 00:08:48,728 - So you told her to take your dog to the groomer, 250 00:08:48,728 --> 00:08:50,563 and the dog is bad as hell. 251 00:08:50,563 --> 00:08:53,766 - He is not bad, Judge Pat. He is just excited. 252 00:08:53,766 --> 00:08:56,002 It was just his birthday. He's a puppy. 253 00:08:56,002 --> 00:08:58,504 - What kind of dog? - A golden retriever. 254 00:08:58,504 --> 00:09:00,206 - The dog knew it was his birthday? 255 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:01,607 - Yes! 256 00:09:01,607 --> 00:09:03,609 - Like days before the birthday, he was like... 257 00:09:03,609 --> 00:09:05,244 [enunciating roughly] I'm 'bout to be a little older. 258 00:09:05,244 --> 00:09:06,746 [laughter] 259 00:09:06,746 --> 00:09:09,215 - He had a birthday cake, two chains. 260 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:11,017 - Yeah, they doing white people shit. 261 00:09:11,017 --> 00:09:12,919 - He knew it was his birthday. - Yeah. 262 00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:15,188 - Do you have a picture of Bukashit? 263 00:09:15,188 --> 00:09:17,256 [laughter] 264 00:09:17,256 --> 00:09:19,859 - Ebuka. Yes, Judge, I do. 265 00:09:19,859 --> 00:09:21,561 Here is his picture. 266 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,930 And he is very charismatic and photogenic. 267 00:09:23,930 --> 00:09:26,165 - OK. - Got on some drawers. 268 00:09:26,165 --> 00:09:27,767 - Oh. - He's cute. 269 00:09:27,767 --> 00:09:30,536 - Ms. Pat, literally, that dog is high, drunk. 270 00:09:30,536 --> 00:09:32,138 [laughter] 271 00:09:32,138 --> 00:09:33,506 - It look like he was turnt 272 00:09:33,506 --> 00:09:36,075 the night before. In the moment. 273 00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:38,678 Is that a taco on his ass? - A taco. 274 00:09:38,678 --> 00:09:40,246 And he got the Meg Thee Stallion tongue out. 275 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:43,549 Ahhh. - [laughs] 276 00:09:43,549 --> 00:09:45,518 - But, seriously, when you see this picture, 277 00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:47,820 you gonna be like-- she hate me, clearly. 278 00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:49,055 - I had to groom him at her house. 279 00:09:49,055 --> 00:09:50,556 - Let me see this photo. - Drumroll please. 280 00:09:50,556 --> 00:09:52,959 - Brace yourself, because I'm not exaggerating. 281 00:09:52,959 --> 00:09:54,660 - Oh, hell no. 282 00:09:54,660 --> 00:09:56,662 - I'm finna scream, dog. 283 00:09:56,662 --> 00:09:58,865 - She turned that dog to Porky Pig. 284 00:09:58,865 --> 00:10:00,199 [audience oohing] 285 00:10:00,199 --> 00:10:01,934 - What? 286 00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:03,436 [audience oohing] 287 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:07,540 - That's me crying on FaceTime with my mama. 288 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:09,942 - You literally got this dog looking like a dildo. 289 00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:11,811 [laughter] 290 00:10:11,811 --> 00:10:13,513 - Wow. - He was matted. 291 00:10:13,513 --> 00:10:16,716 I couldn't get out the-- it was knots all in his fur. 292 00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:21,387 She wasn't taking care of him. He couldn't even see his balls. 293 00:10:21,387 --> 00:10:24,156 - It look like a chicken that's ready to get basted. 294 00:10:24,156 --> 00:10:26,025 Like-- [laughter] 295 00:10:26,025 --> 00:10:27,760 - Ms. Pat, can you take the picture down? 296 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:29,128 This white girl about to start crying. 297 00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:32,131 [laughter] 298 00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:35,535 - So how did you come up to $741? 299 00:10:35,535 --> 00:10:37,837 - Golden retrievers have lots of hair. 300 00:10:37,837 --> 00:10:39,872 So after she butchered him, 301 00:10:39,872 --> 00:10:41,407 I had to have the house cleaned. 302 00:10:41,407 --> 00:10:42,575 So they come, you know, 303 00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:44,043 they clean the floors and all of that. 304 00:10:44,043 --> 00:10:45,945 But, really, all that did was make 305 00:10:45,945 --> 00:10:47,547 all the hair... - Go everywhere. 306 00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:48,915 - Go on the furniture. 307 00:10:48,915 --> 00:10:50,216 So I had to have furniture cleaned. 308 00:10:50,216 --> 00:10:52,451 Then, Judge, it was still winter here. 309 00:10:52,451 --> 00:10:55,788 So he needed onesies and snowsuits and all of that 310 00:10:55,788 --> 00:10:57,757 because he was bald. 311 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:02,461 - Do you have any receipts that you spent for this dog? 312 00:11:02,461 --> 00:11:03,663 - Several receipts. 313 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:04,997 - Well, send them then. Send them. 314 00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:06,566 - All right, all right, I have receipts from 315 00:11:06,566 --> 00:11:09,335 the original cleaning where they just cleaned the floors. 316 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:11,370 They had to come back and do the furniture. 317 00:11:11,370 --> 00:11:12,972 - What is the toilet paper for? 318 00:11:12,972 --> 00:11:14,941 - 'Cause he saw his haircut and shit himself. 319 00:11:14,941 --> 00:11:17,977 [laughter] 320 00:11:19,545 --> 00:11:21,347 - Karlous, help me out with this. 321 00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:23,783 - What made you take the initiative to say, 322 00:11:23,783 --> 00:11:25,985 "Hey, I'ma shave her whole dog, 323 00:11:25,985 --> 00:11:27,420 and she gonna appreciate this"? 324 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:29,555 - I looked at it like, OK, this is my best friend. 325 00:11:29,555 --> 00:11:30,890 She wants him groomed. 326 00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:32,291 And everywhere I keep taking him, 327 00:11:32,291 --> 00:11:34,660 they're not accepting him because he's overly hyper. 328 00:11:34,660 --> 00:11:36,462 - I'm not even a huge dog person, 329 00:11:36,462 --> 00:11:38,097 and I feel so bad for the dog. 330 00:11:38,097 --> 00:11:39,532 - 'Cause he looks so sad on there. 331 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,968 - Oh, my God, like, you done ate the baby's spirit up. 332 00:11:41,968 --> 00:11:44,303 - Yeah, that dog hates you. 333 00:11:44,303 --> 00:11:45,304 [laughter] 334 00:11:45,304 --> 00:11:46,672 - I've heard enough. 335 00:11:46,672 --> 00:11:48,407 I've come to my final decision. 336 00:11:48,407 --> 00:11:50,810 And I'm gonna settle this once and for all. 337 00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:53,512 ♪ ♪ 338 00:11:53,512 --> 00:11:54,780 I'm ruling in favor of... 339 00:11:54,780 --> 00:11:57,116 ♪ ♪ 340 00:11:57,116 --> 00:11:58,517 The plaintiff. - Thank you. 341 00:11:58,517 --> 00:12:00,152 - Sharonda. - Are you serious? 342 00:12:00,152 --> 00:12:02,855 - Yes, Deja, you're ordered to pay her 343 00:12:02,855 --> 00:12:06,258 $741.99 344 00:12:06,258 --> 00:12:10,196 for shaving her dog and making her clean her house. 345 00:12:10,196 --> 00:12:11,664 And I'ma say this to you. 346 00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:14,100 I don't even want you to walk a damn dog. 347 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:16,068 - OK. - I just settled it. 348 00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:17,970 - You are dismissed. 349 00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:19,438 - After you. 350 00:12:19,438 --> 00:12:21,307 - Something's going on that they ain't talking about. 351 00:12:21,307 --> 00:12:22,775 - Yeah. I think they dating too. 352 00:12:22,775 --> 00:12:24,443 - She flew in for that dog and some cat. 353 00:12:24,443 --> 00:12:25,745 You know what I'm saying? 354 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:26,979 [laughter] 355 00:12:26,979 --> 00:12:28,280 - I really do love my sister, 356 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:30,016 and I know she got my best interest, 357 00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:33,352 but I just feel like 50% was just, like, a lot to me. 358 00:12:33,352 --> 00:12:34,854 - It is. - Yep. 359 00:12:34,854 --> 00:12:39,158 [applause] 360 00:12:39,158 --> 00:12:40,826 - I still want my money though. 361 00:12:40,826 --> 00:12:43,596 [laughter] 362 00:12:44,831 --> 00:12:46,166 [dramatic music] 363 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:48,068 - How are y'all doing, jury? - Hey, Ms. Pat. 364 00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:49,703 - Couldn't be better. So glad to be here. 365 00:12:49,703 --> 00:12:50,770 - Well, y'all working real hard. 366 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,172 You're working my damn nerves. 367 00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:54,908 [laughter] 368 00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:57,077 - Bailiff, start bailiffing, please. 369 00:12:57,077 --> 00:13:00,280 - This is the case of Evans versus Hood. 370 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,482 You may now enter. 371 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,451 - Plaintiff Mesa Evans is seeking 372 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:07,454 $4,600 from her sister Jada, 373 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:10,190 the amount she claims she's owed for managing 374 00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:11,524 Jada's rap career. 375 00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:14,494 Defendant Jada Hood says her sister 376 00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:16,696 needs to chill because she's already 377 00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:18,398 getting her manager's cut. 378 00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:20,767 Besides, Jada is the one with the talent, 379 00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:22,769 so Mesa needs to back off. 380 00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:25,171 ♪ ♪ 381 00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:26,473 - All right, Ms. Evans, tell me, 382 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:27,907 why are you here today? 383 00:13:27,907 --> 00:13:31,778 - I'm here today to sue my sister Jada for $4,600. 384 00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:35,081 I have managed and funded Jada's rap career 385 00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:37,117 for over six years and counting. 386 00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:38,418 [audience murmurs] 387 00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:40,320 Jada refuses to pay me back. 388 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:43,189 So at this point, I'm pretty much done, 389 00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:47,193 and I'm just here to get my money and move on with my life. 390 00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:48,528 - Mm. 391 00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:50,797 - OK, Jada, tell me your side of the story. 392 00:13:50,797 --> 00:13:54,200 - Yeah, my sister is trying to sue me because of the money 393 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,902 that she invested into me. 394 00:13:55,902 --> 00:13:59,172 However, I feel as if I invested into her business 395 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:01,007 just as much as she invested into me. 396 00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:03,910 If she wants to not be my unofficial manager anymore, 397 00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:05,211 I'm letting her leave, 398 00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:07,614 but when I blow up, she cannot come back. 399 00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:09,282 - Ooh. OK. OK. 400 00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:10,617 [laughter] 401 00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:11,885 - What type of rapper are you? 402 00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:13,319 You look like a Christian rapper. 403 00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:14,754 - Yeah. [laughter] 404 00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:16,289 - Hip-hop slash rap. 405 00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:18,024 - I would call you Shirley Little Caesar 406 00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:20,560 [laughter] 407 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:23,062 - All right, Ms. Evans, how do you manage her career? 408 00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:24,697 What exactly do you do for her? 409 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:27,434 - I book shows for her all the time. 410 00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:29,402 I make sure she gets paid for those shows. 411 00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:31,671 I'm her stylist and her makeup artist as well. 412 00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:34,140 - Mesa, what is the $4,600 for? 413 00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:36,443 - Your Honor, would you like to see my receipts 414 00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:38,578 of the studio time that I paid for Jada? 415 00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:39,813 - That's what I do. 416 00:14:39,813 --> 00:14:41,581 I look at receipts, baby. - That's right. 417 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:43,450 - Here you go, Bailiff. 418 00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:45,852 Just studio time. 419 00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:48,621 A lock-in is $900. - I've been locked up. 420 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,990 What's a lock-in? - A lock in, lock out. 421 00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:53,526 - A lock-in is like when you go to the studio 422 00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:55,328 for three or six hours, 423 00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:59,232 and over the past six years, I have paid for five of them. 424 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,401 - Mesa, did your sister pay you anything? 425 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:04,838 - She's never paid me anything at all, ma'am. 426 00:15:04,838 --> 00:15:06,372 [audience murmurs] 427 00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:07,574 - Why didn't you get a contract with her? 428 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:08,641 - Right. 429 00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,276 - Because she was my sister and I-- 430 00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:12,278 - I don't care nothing about she was your sister. 431 00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:13,947 Business is business. 432 00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:16,616 - Has she made any money from-- - She makes money all the time. 433 00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:19,219 Jada books gigs behind my back all the time. 434 00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:20,887 I typed up a contract for her. 435 00:15:20,887 --> 00:15:23,690 She refuses to sign a contract. - What was in the contract? 436 00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:26,993 The contract stated that if I was to make $100, 437 00:15:26,993 --> 00:15:29,062 she's to get $50. If I was to make-- 438 00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:30,463 - Wait a minute now. [audience oohs] 439 00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:33,666 - Half? - No manager get 50%. 440 00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:34,834 You are a rip-off. 441 00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:37,770 The standard fee to have a manager 442 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,540 or agent in this business is 10%. 443 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:42,108 - [chuckles] - And let me say this. 444 00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:46,179 Even though she wanted 50% and she got you booked on gigs, 445 00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:47,914 you still didn't give her anything? 446 00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:49,182 - Yeah. 447 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:50,683 - I invested in her business plenty of times. 448 00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:51,885 - What is her business? 449 00:15:51,885 --> 00:15:53,386 - She has a clothing line called Sakcrazy, 450 00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:54,587 and I bought in-- 451 00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:56,055 - Not with that outfit on, she don't. 452 00:15:56,055 --> 00:15:58,458 [laughter] 453 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,294 - Ma'am, you look like a Teletubby over there. 454 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,295 Please. - Oh. 455 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,230 [audience oohs] 456 00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:05,899 - Here we go. First of all, how do you-- 457 00:16:05,899 --> 00:16:07,467 - So you invested-- - No, Pat. 458 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,968 You got to give me ten seconds. 459 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,970 I may look like a Teletubby, but listen, 460 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,438 You look like a Nickelodeon blimp. 461 00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:13,640 [laughter] 462 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:14,841 - Where's your husband? 463 00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:16,442 - My husband is dead like your ends. 464 00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:18,111 [laughter] 465 00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:19,879 Where's your chin? You got three of them. 466 00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:21,948 Can I have one of them? I could go on and on. 467 00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:23,550 I'll do this all day. - [laughs] 468 00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:26,687 - Plaintiff Mesa Evans 469 00:16:26,687 --> 00:16:29,222 is suing sister Jada for $4,600 470 00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:30,957 for managing her rap career, 471 00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:34,094 but Mesa was trying to cop 50% of Jada's take, 472 00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:36,063 and she wasn't having it. 473 00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:38,865 Ms. Pat is about to squash this beef. 474 00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:41,335 - Jada, how much did you spend on Mesa's business? 475 00:16:41,335 --> 00:16:42,669 - About $1,850. 476 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:43,937 - Do you have any receipts for it? 477 00:16:43,937 --> 00:16:45,105 - I do. 478 00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:46,707 I have plenty of invoices in there 479 00:16:46,707 --> 00:16:48,842 of all the outfits that I bought for her clothing line 480 00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:51,645 that she did nothing with. 481 00:16:51,645 --> 00:16:54,047 - I didn't ask her to buy any of that. 482 00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:55,615 [audience murmurs] 483 00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:58,085 - Ms. Evans, I really think she need to get away from you. 484 00:16:58,085 --> 00:16:59,653 - Why? - But that's my sister though. 485 00:16:59,653 --> 00:17:01,054 - You want to be robbed by your sister? 486 00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:02,489 Go and stay with your sister. That's-- 487 00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:03,757 - No, I'm not saying that I want to be robbed. 488 00:17:03,757 --> 00:17:05,125 - Your Honor, she's not being robbed. 489 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,893 - I'm not gonna argue with you two country bumpkins 490 00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:08,195 I tried to tell you. 491 00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:10,597 - No, that's not-- no! Why-- 492 00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:12,132 - I'ma go on over here. 493 00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:14,000 Ts Madison, help me out with this. 494 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,937 - I think, honestly, you do have 495 00:17:16,937 --> 00:17:19,506 your sister's best interest at heart, 496 00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:21,375 but you is a robber. 497 00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:23,210 [laughter] 498 00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:26,313 - She wannabe Suge Knight, but she look like Shug Avery. 499 00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:28,749 [laughter] 500 00:17:28,749 --> 00:17:30,684 - OK, OK, all right. 501 00:17:30,684 --> 00:17:33,186 How have this affected your relationship? 502 00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:36,990 - Honestly, we're kind of, like, distant, 503 00:17:36,990 --> 00:17:39,793 and I really just want her to understand, 504 00:17:39,793 --> 00:17:40,927 like, I'm your sister. 505 00:17:40,927 --> 00:17:42,496 I'ma always have your back. 506 00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:44,998 - Jada, how have this affected your relationship? 507 00:17:44,998 --> 00:17:47,267 - I feel like our relationship is too strong 508 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:50,270 for me to separate her as my sister and my manager. 509 00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:53,173 [soft dramatic music] 510 00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:54,775 ♪ ♪ 511 00:17:54,775 --> 00:17:56,576 'Cause I really do love my sister, 512 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,211 and I know she got my best interest. 513 00:17:58,211 --> 00:18:00,280 But it's just like-- [sniffles] 514 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,349 - Y'all will make it right. 515 00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:04,184 [audience awws] 516 00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:07,821 [applause] 517 00:18:07,821 --> 00:18:09,556 - I still want my money, though, 518 00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:11,758 but we're going to the top, but you got to pay me. 519 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,660 - I know that I should have paid her, 520 00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:15,829 but it was just like-- I don't know. 521 00:18:15,829 --> 00:18:18,932 I just feel like 50% was just, like, a lot to me. 522 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:20,567 - It is. - Yeah. 523 00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:23,036 - I see the love that you have for her, 524 00:18:23,036 --> 00:18:25,672 but y'all are in this together. 525 00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:27,474 So I've come to my final decision, 526 00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:29,476 and I'm going to settle this once and for all. 527 00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:32,179 [dramatic music] 528 00:18:32,179 --> 00:18:33,447 I'm ruling in favor of... 529 00:18:33,447 --> 00:18:36,450 ♪ ♪ 530 00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:39,419 The plaintiff, Mesa Evans. 531 00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:40,720 - Thank you. 532 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,824 - Jada, you're ordered to pay $460, 533 00:18:43,824 --> 00:18:46,193 which is 10% of that studio time. 534 00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:47,694 - That's more like it. 535 00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:50,564 [laughter] 536 00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:52,632 - Once you pay me, I would love to be 537 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,568 your manager again with a contract. 538 00:18:54,568 --> 00:18:56,937 - At 10%. - At 10%. 539 00:18:56,937 --> 00:18:58,538 - 10%. See? 540 00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:01,641 [applause] 541 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:04,010 [gavel slams] All right, I just settled it. 542 00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:05,278 Y'all get out of my courtroom. 543 00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:06,379 - See y'all later. Thank you. 544 00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:07,848 - I wanted to give her 10%, 545 00:19:07,848 --> 00:19:10,150 but she is robbing the shit out of her. 546 00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:11,952 - Yes, Carmen, when she leave, though, 547 00:19:11,952 --> 00:19:14,187 I'll say, "Girl, this is not what you want right here." 548 00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:15,455 - This ain't what you want. 549 00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:17,090 - They'd be trying to try me, Pat. 550 00:19:17,090 --> 00:19:18,758 Why do they think that they can come in here 551 00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:19,759 and [bleep] with us? 552 00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,094 [laughter] 553 00:19:21,094 --> 00:19:22,128 Only on "The Ms. Pat Show." 554 00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:25,265 - Next time on "Ms. Pat Settles It"... 555 00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:26,900 - Party start at 8:00. 556 00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:28,602 Shawty to get there at 10:30. 557 00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:30,070 - My babysitter was late. 558 00:19:30,070 --> 00:19:31,538 - I sent you this money in February. 559 00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:33,840 - Wow, that babysitter was late as hell. 560 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,142 [laughter] 561 00:19:35,142 --> 00:19:36,776 - This is from the vet to tell me that your dog 562 00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:38,078 has sensitive teeth. - Yes. 563 00:19:38,078 --> 00:19:39,980 And that he's well trained. - Wait a minute. 564 00:19:39,980 --> 00:19:42,415 The doctor's name is Ruff Barkley? 565 00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:44,084 - What? Come on. 566 00:19:44,084 --> 00:19:45,252 - Sir, you wrote this down. 567 00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:46,720 Where is the mic? 568 00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:48,355 - I had to get some drip. I had a show. 569 00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:50,357 - You sold the mic? - You sold the mic? 570 00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:51,558 - No! 571 00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:54,361 - Are you out of your mind? - What?