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- Hey, y'all.
I'm Ms. Pat.
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- All rise.
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- And I know
the inside of a courtroom.
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I'm a convicted felon
with a GED.
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Now I'm sitting on
this side of the bench.
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Y'all are killing me.
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These are real cases
with real money on the line.
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And I'm bringing my own friends
to court as my jury.
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- What is this, "Looney Tunes"?
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- Y'all may have started
this mess,
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but I'm gonna settle it.
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- I love this courtroom!
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- All rise 'cause court
is back in session.
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[dramatic music]
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- In this courtroom,
the law looks like
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a 5'3" Georgia Peach
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with a mouth as dirty
as the bottom of your shoe.
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All rise for
the Honorable Ms. Pat.
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♪ ♪
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- Y'all can have a seat.
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All right, jury.
- Hey.
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- Hey, hey, hey.
- Uh-huh.
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Y'all about as bright
as a light bulb, ain't you?
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- I'm ready to testify!
- Can you follow along?
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- No objections.
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[laughter]
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- All right, Bailiff,
get to bailiffing.
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- This is the case of
Mitchell versus Brown.
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You may now enter.
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- Plaintiff Towana Mitchell
is suing
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her daughter,
rapper Ceeluxx, for $750
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to record a rap duo together.
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But Ceeluxx used the money
to record her own song,
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leaving mom in the dust.
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Defendant Ceeluxx Brown
claims they never agreed
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to a specific track
for a duet.
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Her mom needs to check her ego
and chill out.
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- Before we get started,
I would just like to say,
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this is a jury of my peers.
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I get to use them
however I want.
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And if one of you ladies
want to take Karlous home,
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he's available.
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[laughter]
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- Oh.
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Just wanted to see
the whole merchandise.
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- OK, Towana,
tell me why we're here today.
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- Ms. Pat, I'm here
because my daughter
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has broken a commandment
and sinned against her mama.
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- How?
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- I gave her money
to go to the studio
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so we can do a project.
I gave her $750.
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She go into the studio,
did the song without me.
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- Ooh.
- I wanted to rap.
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I agreed to pay
for studio session,
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pay for the beats that
I didn't get a chance to use.
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So I want my $750 back.
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She shouldn't do that
to her mama.
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That's just wrong.
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- OK, well, Ceeluxx,
tell me your side of the story.
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- Your honor, this whole thing
is petty to me.
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Yes, I told her
we would do a song together,
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and when I went
to the studio,
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I didn't say that that was
gonna be the exact time
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that we was gonna do it.
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- So did you make the song
without your mama?
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- I sure did.
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- And what did you do, Mama,
when you found out
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she made the song without you?
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- So when she went and did it
and then came home
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talking about, "Ooh,
look at the new song I made,
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I heard the beat and was like,
"That's my beat."
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- Ugh, rapped on your beat.
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- She done rapped on my beat.
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- Now you got to drop
a diss record, though.
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"I had you.
What you gon' do?"
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- You know what I'm thinking.
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[laughter]
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- Why you go make it
without her?
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- We talked about
a family project.
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That doesn't mean that this
was the exact beat
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we were gonna use
for our project.
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- Yes, it was.
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- Can you tell me, what was you
gonna put on the album?
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- What was I gonna rap on?
- Yeah.
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- They got me up here
in front of DeRay.
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OK, here I go.
- What I got to do with it?
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- OK, come on.
I need some.
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♪ Ain't no shame to my game
when I call his name ♪
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♪ Alpha to omega
since the day he came ♪
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♪ God is still the same,
don't be tripping ♪
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♪ Just listen while
I'm ripping this verse ♪
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♪ Y'all been told ♪
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♪ Praise is for the young
and the old ♪
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♪ The strong, the weak,
the mild, the meek ♪
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♪ I'm not looking to man ♪
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♪ It's God who I seek ♪
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- All right, Mama.
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[cheers and applause]
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- I love the God angle,
cannot lie.
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And I can't help but ask--
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I need to hear
what your verse sounds like.
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- Me and her
is like oil and water.
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We don't mix.
- I want to hear the oil.
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I just heard the holy water.
- I'm trying to make 'em twerk.
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She's trying to worship.
- Yes. Thank you.
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- Let me hear
what you got, then.
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- So my song sound like...
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♪ Money calls ♪
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♪ I pick up like a telephone ♪
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♪ If you want to go round,
then you better moan ♪
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♪ Look, I pay my own bills,
boy, I'm hella grown ♪
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♪ Fellas know
I'm a real catch ♪
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♪ Like, I threw a bone ♪
So I'm like--
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- Your mama rap
better than you do.
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[laughter]
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- ♪ She get it from her mama ♪
Hey.
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- They shouldn't be
on the same record.
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- Thank you.
And you should know.
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- Your mother's not finna
get on the record
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with you talking about popping
and busting it open.
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How is that going to work?
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- Did you record at the studio
on your mama's dime?
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- I did go to the studio.
- Spoiled.
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- That's like a bird
turning down bread.
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Who's going to say no to money.
- A bird turning down bread.
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[laughter]
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- All right,
I'ma give this to my jury.
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DeRay.
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- You should have known
when you gave her the money,
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the minute she was like,
"I'ma dress like Wolverine,"
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that you didn't have a chance.
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- I'll be a superhero.
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- I think, mom, you might be
just a little bit in denial.
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At the end of the day,
you 54 with baby hair.
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[laughter]
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- Can you just
let your daughter
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just have the shine for now?
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- I want her to have it.
I always--
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- No, you don't, Mama.
Don't say that.
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That's not true.
- This is just 1 out of 50.
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- Mama, that's not true.
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You want to get on a rap record
with your daughter,
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and she's not saying anything
about the Holy Ghost.
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Like, you want to change
her whole steelo.
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That's not even her thing.
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- Your daughter is City Girls,
and you are the Sugarhill Gang.
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[laughter]
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Any last words
you want to tell me
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before I make my decision?
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- I love my daughter.
I want her to shine.
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I'm not trying to be a star.
I want her to be the star.
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But I gave you money
for one thing,
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and you do something else,
then the money
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got to stop
until we resolve that.
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- Anything you want
to say before
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I make my final decision?
- I hear what all y'all saying.
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And, yeah,
we still going to do a song.
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But I don't know when.
- What?
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Are you serious?
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- I don't want
to do no song now.
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- All right, I've come
to my final decision.
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And I'm gonna settle this
once and for all.
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[gavel pounds]
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♪ ♪
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I'm ruling in favor of...
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the plaintiff, Towana Mitchell.
- Whoa.
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- Ceeluxx, you're ordered
to pay your mother
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$750 for that studio time.
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It's not right that
you take your mama money
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and then don't put on the song.
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I mean, you could have just
invite her to a fake studio
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and say, "Rap, Mama,"
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and threw that shit
in the trash can.
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[laughter]
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I settled it.
Good night.
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Keep rapping, Mama!
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- I thank you.
But I still love you.
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Come on.
- Aw.
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- Rap is good when
it comes with a struggle.
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Tupac was a struggle.
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I don't know what
all this new shit is.
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Everybody bragging about,
your kid is pretty
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and all this other stuff.
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- I want to hear that.
- Me too.
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[laughter]
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- Your broke ass
didn't contribute
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to my birthday dinner.
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- I don't see how y'all order
$4,600 worth of food.
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That's a small house
in Detroit.
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[laughter]
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I feel like a ho.
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- You look like one.
- Thank you.
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[laughter]
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- Come on, Bailiff,
start bailiffing.
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- This is the case of Reid
versus Christian.
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You may now enter.
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- Plaintiff Coco Reed
claims her friend
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Victor ran out
on her birthday tab,
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and now she's suing for $456,
the amount her
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supposed ride or die
left her to cover.
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But defendant Victor Christian
says he paid
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for what he ordered,
and Coco is cray-cray
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if she thinks he's going to
bankroll her bougie birthday.
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[dramatic music]
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- So, Coco,
tell me, why are you here.
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- Your honor, I'm suing
Vic Christian today,
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who I thought was my
best friend, for $456.
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His broke ass didn't contribute
to my birthday dinner.
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I invited ten people.
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We were all just
having a good time,
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you know, just ordering
drinks and food.
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And then the bill came.
The bill was $4,600.
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- Oh, what?
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- But he literally
pitched in $18.
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- [laugh]
- Ooh, damn.
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- Well, hell, Victor.
I need to hear this.
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Tell me your part.
- OK.
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Well, let me tell you
the truth.
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So, basically,
she went to a restaurant
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that she can't afford,
and other people there
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was ordering steaks,
lobster tails, all that.
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And I looked at the menu.
I knew I wasn't about it.
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So I bought calamari
and a sprite for $18,
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and that's what I gave her,
and she looked at me crazy,
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and I looked at her crazy
right back 'cause
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I'm the only one
with sense, baby.
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- OK, yeah, literally cents.
Literally cents.
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- This hair just like you.
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Your lies are faker
than your hair right now, Coco.
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- [laughs]
- Hmm.
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You excited.
Your glasses are fogged up.
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Clean your glasses.
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[laughter]
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- Y'all see the way
she talk to me?
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- Just tell me about
the birthday party.
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- Vic definitely ordered more
than just calamari.
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I don't know why
he said that shit.
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- Can you tell me what he ate?
- Can I look at the receipt?
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- Yeah, it's in your hand.
Look at it.
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- So he definitely
got surf and turf.
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He had a couple of towels.
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- They charge you
for the towels?
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- Yeah, and he had,
like, three waters.
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- Oh, my God.
That's 100 bucks right there.
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- [laughs]
- So wait a minute.
246
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Did he order surf and turf,
or he ate off somebody's plate
247
00:08:18,698 --> 00:08:20,433
who ordered surf and turf?
- Exactly. Tell the truth.
248
00:08:20,433 --> 00:08:21,734
I asked you,
"Could I have some."
249
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And you said, "Yeah."
- That's a lie.
250
00:08:23,403 --> 00:08:24,871
- Let me ask you something,
Coco.
251
00:08:24,871 --> 00:08:27,106
Did you think all ten
of those people
252
00:08:27,106 --> 00:08:30,109
was gonna split the bill evenly
because it was your birthday?
253
00:08:30,109 --> 00:08:31,277
- Yes.
254
00:08:31,277 --> 00:08:32,879
- You didn't expect
to pay anything?
255
00:08:32,879 --> 00:08:34,280
- Not really.
256
00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:35,982
I told them
before we even got there,
257
00:08:35,982 --> 00:08:38,051
I expected for all of us
to go out, eat good,
258
00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:40,019
and once the bill come,
everybody pull out
259
00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:42,255
their wallets
and contribute to it.
260
00:08:42,255 --> 00:08:44,557
- What happened
when the bill came?
261
00:08:44,557 --> 00:08:47,627
- I showed Vic,
and he pulls out his camera.
262
00:08:47,627 --> 00:08:49,963
- I sure did.
- He started recording.
263
00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:52,098
And then everybody
started getting riled up.
264
00:08:52,098 --> 00:08:53,833
He's embarrassing me
in front of all my friends,
265
00:08:53,833 --> 00:08:56,169
all my clients,
the whole entire restaurant.
266
00:08:56,169 --> 00:08:57,337
Everybody's looking
at us crazy.
267
00:08:57,337 --> 00:08:58,538
- Why would you take a video?
268
00:08:58,538 --> 00:08:59,772
- Because I wanted
to embarrass them,
269
00:08:59,772 --> 00:09:01,074
just like they tried
to embarrass me.
270
00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:02,475
- Oh.
271
00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:03,676
- They were creating
a certain narrative about me
272
00:09:03,676 --> 00:09:04,878
that I was broke.
273
00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:06,479
I live within my means.
- Calm down.
274
00:09:06,479 --> 00:09:07,780
[laughter]
275
00:09:07,780 --> 00:09:09,015
- OK, I live within my means,
Your Honor.
276
00:09:09,015 --> 00:09:10,783
- Do we have
a recording of this video?
277
00:09:10,783 --> 00:09:13,152
- Yes.
- Oh, here it goes.
278
00:09:13,152 --> 00:09:14,554
- I'm not splitting
the bill, shorty.
279
00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,589
That's crazy.
- Ooh!
280
00:09:16,589 --> 00:09:20,193
- We come together.
We split the bill, period!
281
00:09:20,193 --> 00:09:21,728
- We didn't order all that.
282
00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:23,630
Exactly.
I said it on the video.
283
00:09:23,630 --> 00:09:24,964
I didn't order all that.
284
00:09:24,964 --> 00:09:26,199
Trying to make me pay
for stuff I didn't order.
285
00:09:26,199 --> 00:09:27,767
- Did you put this
on social media?
286
00:09:27,767 --> 00:09:29,769
- I sure did.
And it went viral, too.
287
00:09:29,769 --> 00:09:31,604
- Victor, how many people
saw this video?
288
00:09:31,604 --> 00:09:33,106
- 18.1 million.
289
00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:35,141
- What?
- Ooh!
290
00:09:35,141 --> 00:09:36,276
- When this video came out,
291
00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:37,710
what was people saying
about you?
292
00:09:37,710 --> 00:09:39,779
- People were saying
they wouldn't pay for nothing
293
00:09:39,779 --> 00:09:41,714
they didn't order, for one.
- I know that's right.
294
00:09:41,714 --> 00:09:46,019
- Yeah, then they also said
that she's not my real friend.
295
00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:48,087
- How did you feel, Coco,
after he posted?
296
00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:50,056
- I was very upset.
I felt betrayed.
297
00:09:50,056 --> 00:09:51,791
Like, as my friend,
why would you even do that?
298
00:09:51,791 --> 00:09:53,493
The whole world was
against me the next day.
299
00:09:53,493 --> 00:09:55,695
- You could have just threw
a barbecue at the house
300
00:09:55,695 --> 00:09:57,730
and told everybody
to bring some.
301
00:09:57,730 --> 00:09:59,666
No, but you think you're
something that you're not.
302
00:09:59,666 --> 00:10:01,067
- Exactly.
- I am, though.
303
00:10:01,067 --> 00:10:02,235
- That's what
I been telling her.
304
00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:03,503
- I can afford my lifestyle.
305
00:10:03,503 --> 00:10:05,371
- So if you making money
like that,
306
00:10:05,371 --> 00:10:07,273
why don't you just pull out
your American Express
307
00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:09,742
and pay for your own birthday?
- Period.
308
00:10:09,742 --> 00:10:12,745
- Why are we in court
trying to get $456
309
00:10:12,745 --> 00:10:15,181
from your friend
who can't even afford
310
00:10:15,181 --> 00:10:16,683
to get his prescription
updated?
311
00:10:16,683 --> 00:10:18,518
[laughter]
312
00:10:18,518 --> 00:10:20,153
- He's the one who made
this shit go viral.
313
00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:21,721
- Her feelings is hurt,
not her pocket.
314
00:10:21,721 --> 00:10:22,889
- Exactly.
315
00:10:22,889 --> 00:10:24,390
- Shouldn't embarrass her
on her birthday.
316
00:10:24,390 --> 00:10:26,626
- Telling me you suing him
because you was embarrassed
317
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,762
because it went viral?
- Yeah.
318
00:10:29,762 --> 00:10:32,031
- Wow.
This is ridiculous.
319
00:10:32,031 --> 00:10:33,833
TS Madison,
help me with this one.
320
00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:35,802
- Personally,
I am so disappointed in you,
321
00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:37,270
Miss Coco.
322
00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:39,639
It was not his responsibility
to just take up the slack
323
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,941
for your friends,
and then y'all embarrass him
324
00:10:41,941 --> 00:10:44,410
because he only had calamari.
That was tired.
325
00:10:44,410 --> 00:10:46,713
- I don't know why you go out
to invite everybody
326
00:10:46,713 --> 00:10:48,881
and make everybody pay
for the meals
327
00:10:48,881 --> 00:10:50,116
instead of doing what he did,
328
00:10:50,116 --> 00:10:51,985
which is you pay
for what you order.
329
00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:54,420
You make a choice.
- Coco, you are beautiful.
330
00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:55,722
You cute.
- Thank you.
331
00:10:55,722 --> 00:10:57,357
You got it going on.
You got your little hair.
332
00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:58,758
You got your little pink shirt,
little Barbie doll, all that.
333
00:10:58,758 --> 00:11:01,327
But your attitude
just is nasty.
334
00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:03,863
You're wrong.
- Thank you.
335
00:11:03,863 --> 00:11:08,368
- I don't see how y'all order
$4,600 worth of food.
336
00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:09,969
That's a small house
in Detroit.
337
00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:13,106
[laughter]
338
00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:15,541
- OK, before I make
my decision, let me ask you,
339
00:11:15,541 --> 00:11:16,943
what have this done
to your relationship?
340
00:11:16,943 --> 00:11:18,378
- I want my money,
341
00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:19,779
and if we're friends,
we're friends,
342
00:11:19,779 --> 00:11:21,514
but, honestly, I don't care
for the friendship.
343
00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:22,849
- Wow.
344
00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:24,350
- OK.
- Victor?
345
00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:25,718
- When it comes to my friends,
the people
346
00:11:25,718 --> 00:11:27,553
who I really care about,
I don't make excuses.
347
00:11:27,553 --> 00:11:28,755
She invited me
to her birthday party.
348
00:11:28,755 --> 00:11:30,223
I'm going to come
no matter what.
349
00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:32,191
She's been my best friend
since elementary school.
350
00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:35,662
This is a whole different girl.
- Coco, look at your friend.
351
00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:37,897
He knew you before you got
them teeth in your mouth.
352
00:11:37,897 --> 00:11:39,098
- Period.
353
00:11:39,098 --> 00:11:41,334
- He know all
of your secrets, Coco.
354
00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:44,103
He know what you look like
with that wig off.
355
00:11:44,103 --> 00:11:46,439
We all know you look
like Kourtlyn.
356
00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:49,042
[laughter]
357
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:51,678
'Cause I do too.
All right.
358
00:11:51,678 --> 00:11:53,446
I've come to
the final decision,
359
00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:55,648
and I'm gonna settle this
once and for all.
360
00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:56,649
[gavel pounds]
361
00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:58,351
♪ ♪
362
00:11:58,351 --> 00:12:02,355
I'm ruling in favor of...
363
00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:03,790
the defendant, Victor.
364
00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:06,259
- Way, nah, girl!
We's good with it.
365
00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:09,262
We's good with it, baby.
Baby, you can kiss it.
366
00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:10,530
You want to kiss it now?
367
00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:11,864
- You should reverse
your decision.
368
00:12:11,864 --> 00:12:12,999
[laughter]
369
00:12:12,999 --> 00:12:15,668
- Ain't no happy endings
to this, OK?
370
00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:17,570
- You are dismissed.
371
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,105
- Coco, Coco.
372
00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:21,174
- What, you wanted
to pay the bill, Ray J?
373
00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:22,909
- I would have paid the bill.
- Yeah, we know.
374
00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:24,711
- I mean, I will pay the bill
if I said
375
00:12:24,711 --> 00:12:25,945
I was gonna pay the bill.
376
00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:28,247
- And, Ms. Pat,
you a very rich bitch.
377
00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:30,683
[laughter]
378
00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:32,752
- I am here today suing Eddy.
379
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:35,888
He took all of my salon tools,
and he's holding it hostage.
380
00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:37,857
- Eddie, are those
her extensions
381
00:12:37,857 --> 00:12:38,958
in your hair right now?
382
00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:40,793
[laughter]
383
00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:44,898
- Jury, I need your help.
- OK.
384
00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:47,901
- I'm relying on y'all
to keep my wig straight.
385
00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:49,202
- OK.
It's crooked.
386
00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,571
- No, it's straight.
And I'm under oath.
387
00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:53,239
- How you under oath?
- We in here.
388
00:12:53,239 --> 00:12:54,974
Ain't we all under oath?
- I've been lying all day.
389
00:12:54,974 --> 00:12:56,109
I hope not.
390
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,945
[laughter]
391
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,947
- All right, Bailiff,
start bailiffing.
392
00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:04,584
- This is the case of
Harris versus Corley.
393
00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:06,319
You may now enter.
394
00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:08,822
- Plaintiff and hairstylist
Catherine Harris
395
00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:10,724
is suing the owner
of the beauty shop
396
00:13:10,724 --> 00:13:13,693
where she worked
in the amount of $2,500
397
00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:15,295
for stolen beauty supplies.
398
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:18,598
She claims he shut down
the shop without telling her,
399
00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:21,401
then grabbed her glow-up tools
for himself.
400
00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:24,237
Defendant Eddy Corley says
that it's her fault
401
00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:25,538
the shop closed.
402
00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:27,707
He's no thief,
and she needs to put
403
00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:30,009
a wrap on her blown-out ego.
404
00:13:30,009 --> 00:13:32,846
[dramatic music]
405
00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:34,414
- Catherine, can you tell me
why we're here today.
406
00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:37,217
- I am here today
suing Eddy for $2,500
407
00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:40,053
because I'm a hairstylist.
He's a hairstylist.
408
00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:41,855
And he told me that
he had a salon space,
409
00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:43,156
that he was looking
for more girls.
410
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,358
We had an agreement
that I would rent a space
411
00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:47,026
for $150 a week.
412
00:13:47,026 --> 00:13:50,196
He owes me for basically
leaving the salon space
413
00:13:50,196 --> 00:13:52,232
without even letting me know.
- Wow.
414
00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:55,101
- And he took all of my stuff,
and he's holding it hostage.
415
00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:56,669
- What?
416
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:59,739
- My salon tools, my décor,
and a bunch of my other tools
417
00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:02,409
that I use to
service my clients.
418
00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:03,877
- Eddy, what is your side?
419
00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:05,879
- She started out
as my assistant.
420
00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:07,080
We were great friends.
421
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,048
She just moved
to Atlanta from Texas,
422
00:14:09,048 --> 00:14:10,316
and I was just like,
"Hey, you know,
423
00:14:10,316 --> 00:14:11,484
I'ma support you."
424
00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:13,686
She ended up building up
her clientele,
425
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,789
and she got
the extreme big head.
426
00:14:15,789 --> 00:14:17,757
The only reason why
the salon closed
427
00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:20,160
was because of her being loud.
428
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,328
All her clients
were being belligerent.
429
00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:25,632
We got so many complaints,
my lease would not get renewed.
430
00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:27,066
- Oh.
431
00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:29,436
How long was you there total,
at his salon?
432
00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:30,970
- I would say almost
close to a year.
433
00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:32,739
- Did he ever tell you
he was getting complaints?
434
00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:35,375
- No, this is the first time
I'm ever hearing about
435
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,010
me and my clients
being belligerent,
436
00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:38,278
when I had celebrity clients.
437
00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:39,746
- Do you think he's jealous
of your clients?
438
00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:41,214
- I do feel that way.
439
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,783
- Your Honor, what am I gonna
be jealous of her for?
440
00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:45,018
- Oh!
441
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:46,219
- Baby, because
you want all of this.
442
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,420
- Oh, my God.
443
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:49,622
- Wait, is this
crimes of passion?
444
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:51,391
- I was coming
to her for a job,
445
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,259
and she thought I was trying
to holler at her.
446
00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:54,661
- I didn't know he was gay.
447
00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:56,696
- Wait a minute,
you didn't know he was gay?
448
00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:59,966
- You didn't know he was gay?
- Wait a minute!
449
00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:02,068
You didn't know he was gay?
- No.
450
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,503
[laughter]
451
00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:05,171
- Pat, I seen that turtleneck,
I knew then.
452
00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:07,941
[laughter]
453
00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:09,742
- Do you have any proof
of these missing items?
454
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,711
- Yes, ma'am.
I had a video.
455
00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:13,646
- Oh.
- Is that your items?
456
00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,748
- That was my salon space.
- Oh, that looks nice.
457
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:18,251
- Thank you.
- That looks real nice.
458
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,253
- How do we get to the $2,500?
459
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,521
- My signage
was very expensive,
460
00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:22,755
along with the decor.
461
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,524
Mind you, everything that
was in that suite
462
00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:26,626
was there when I left.
463
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:29,028
- So you just left her stuff
in the salon, Eddy?
464
00:15:29,028 --> 00:15:31,464
- As I should have.
I got my stuff out.
465
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:34,200
The other stylist got her
things out of the salon suite,
466
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,436
and we were done.
- Oh.
467
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,137
- Let me hear
from your witness.
468
00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:40,440
- Hi, your honor.
- Why is the shampoo girl here?
469
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,676
- This is the other stylist
that worked in my salon suite.
470
00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:45,912
Her name is Brittney Rolax.
- Bowleg?
471
00:15:45,912 --> 00:15:47,413
- Rolax.
472
00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:49,716
- So when did you find out
that the salon was closing?
473
00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:52,886
- Eddy notified us
a couple of weeks in advance,
474
00:15:52,886 --> 00:15:55,488
but I already kind of knew
because we were getting
475
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:57,991
complaints about the noise.
476
00:15:57,991 --> 00:16:00,593
- You going to tell me
this one lady got a whole-ass
477
00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:02,295
beauty salon shut down?
478
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,530
[laughter]
479
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:04,864
Y'all didn't do nothing?
480
00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:06,699
Because you look like
you know how to shake it.
481
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:08,334
And you look like
you like to drink.
482
00:16:08,334 --> 00:16:10,236
[laughter]
483
00:16:10,236 --> 00:16:12,138
- She just started
acting like she was
484
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:14,507
the Beyoncé of the salon.
485
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:15,775
- Please step down, baby.
486
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:17,544
So what did you do
with her items?
487
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:19,512
- I didn't do anything
with her items, Your Honor.
488
00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:22,715
I literally text her and say,
"Please come get your items.
489
00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:23,883
The salon has closed."
490
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:25,251
And I have proof of that,
Your Honor.
491
00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:27,186
- OK, well, let me see
these text messages.
492
00:16:27,186 --> 00:16:30,223
- I text her, letting her know
to come get her things.
493
00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:32,392
And she absolutely ignored it.
494
00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:33,893
- Let me read the text message.
495
00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:35,795
He said, "Hey, boo,
call me when you can.
496
00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:38,097
"The salon is going to be
closing in a few weeks.
497
00:16:38,097 --> 00:16:39,365
"Please call me.
498
00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:41,801
You need to come get
your stuff."
499
00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:43,102
- I never received
that message.
500
00:16:43,102 --> 00:16:44,270
- Well...
501
00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:45,705
- There's no date
and time on this.
502
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:46,940
- Why is there not
a date and time?
503
00:16:46,940 --> 00:16:49,208
- That was sent
to someone else, clearly.
504
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:50,843
- Oh, my God.
Really?
505
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:51,844
- Let me ask you this.
506
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,613
Have you been using her stuff?
507
00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:56,215
- Why would I use her stuff
when I have my own?
508
00:16:56,215 --> 00:16:57,684
- That's not the question.
- You didn't answer her.
509
00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,886
- Did you use her stuff,
yes or no?
510
00:17:03,657 --> 00:17:05,926
- Plaintiff Catherine Harris
is suing beauty shop owner
511
00:17:05,926 --> 00:17:09,263
and former friend
Eddy Corley for $2,500
512
00:17:09,263 --> 00:17:11,298
for beauty supplies he stole.
513
00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:13,967
Eddy says he's no thief,
and Ms. Pat needs
514
00:17:13,967 --> 00:17:16,403
to put a wrap on this case.
515
00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:18,071
- Have you been using
her stuff?
516
00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:20,440
- Why would I use her stuff
when I have my own?
517
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:21,908
- That's not the question.
- You didn't answer her.
518
00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:23,377
- Did you use her stuff,
yes or no?
519
00:17:23,377 --> 00:17:24,645
- No.
520
00:17:24,645 --> 00:17:26,146
- I don't believe you.
- I don't have it.
521
00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:28,248
- Where is it, then?
Where is her stuff, Eddy?
522
00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:29,516
- She's going to have
to take that up
523
00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:30,784
with somebody else, Your Honor,
524
00:17:30,784 --> 00:17:32,152
'cause I have no idea
what her stuff is.
525
00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:33,654
- Eddy,
are those her extensions
526
00:17:33,654 --> 00:17:34,921
in your hair right now?
527
00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:36,189
[laughter]
528
00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:38,558
- No, they're not.
This is my real hair.
529
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,594
- TS Madison,
tell me what you think, baby.
530
00:17:40,594 --> 00:17:42,729
- Well, you should have took
that girl's stuff,
531
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,931
you know, if that was
your friend at one point,
532
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:47,634
and had kept it safe.
- That's right.
533
00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:49,436
You was supposed
to be her friend.
534
00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:50,937
- That all changed
when she just
535
00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:52,606
completely went ghost on me.
536
00:17:52,606 --> 00:17:54,174
She literally just switched.
537
00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:56,843
She switched on all of us.
- The hate. The hate.
538
00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:58,178
- All right,
539
00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:00,113
any final words before
I go make my decision?
540
00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:04,151
- I'm very irritated because,
like, that was my friend.
541
00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:06,586
And you know how it is
to move to Atlanta
542
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:09,956
and start fresh, like, and to
put somebody in a position
543
00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:11,591
where they don't have anything.
544
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:12,859
That's frustrating.
545
00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:14,461
I wish that you would have
really thrived
546
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:16,563
in that friendship part
and just talked to me.
547
00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:19,132
- Eddy, any last words
before I make my decision?
548
00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:20,467
- At the end of the day,
549
00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:22,235
she needed to come
get her stuff.
550
00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:24,338
Your stuff is gone,
and I don't have it.
551
00:18:24,338 --> 00:18:26,606
- You ain't no friend.
- I've heard enough.
552
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,742
And I'm going to settle this
once and for all.
553
00:18:28,742 --> 00:18:30,711
[gavel pounds]
554
00:18:30,711 --> 00:18:32,813
I'm ruling in favor of...
555
00:18:32,813 --> 00:18:35,916
♪ ♪
556
00:18:35,916 --> 00:18:39,286
The plaintiff, Catherine,
for $2,500.
557
00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:41,288
- That's crazy.
- Come on, Eddy.
558
00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:43,557
You know, you wasn't right,
because when
559
00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:45,158
it was time to move out
of your shop,
560
00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:47,627
you only thought
about yourself.
561
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:50,297
And stop opening yourself up
to these clowns in this city.
562
00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:52,132
And I wish you luck
while you're here.
563
00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:53,400
- Thank you.
564
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,836
- You're going to get robbed
a few times,
565
00:18:55,836 --> 00:18:57,938
but this is your first robbery.
566
00:18:57,938 --> 00:18:59,606
You probably got
three more to go.
567
00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:01,908
And I hope you grow.
- Yes, ma'am.
568
00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:04,277
- But that said,
I just settled it.
569
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:05,912
- You are dismissed.
570
00:19:05,912 --> 00:19:08,749
- You see somebody trying,
reach out and help them.
571
00:19:08,749 --> 00:19:10,817
Don't compete.
Because I don't want to be you.
572
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,252
And you shouldn't want
to be me,
573
00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:14,087
'cause I got
cholesterol problems.
574
00:19:14,087 --> 00:19:16,723
[laughter]
575
00:19:18,726 --> 00:19:20,160
- Next time on
"Ms. Pat Settles It."
576
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:22,162
- We agreed to go to Jamaica
for my 35th birthday.
577
00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:24,131
She reneged on the trip,
so I want my money back.
578
00:19:24,131 --> 00:19:26,233
- Her fake innocence is crazy.
579
00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:27,635
This, right here--
580
00:19:27,635 --> 00:19:29,103
[laughter]
581
00:19:29,103 --> 00:19:31,205
- I created
cheesecake cheesecake,
582
00:19:31,205 --> 00:19:33,007
not wheeze cake cheesecake.
583
00:19:33,007 --> 00:19:34,008
- Can you even cook?
584
00:19:34,008 --> 00:19:35,142
- I make noodles.
585
00:19:35,142 --> 00:19:36,143
- Noodles?
586
00:19:36,143 --> 00:19:38,012
[laughter]
587
00:19:38,012 --> 00:19:40,881
- He wrecked my vehicle,
and I deserve my $5,000.
588
00:19:40,881 --> 00:19:42,249
- What kind of
car did you have?
589
00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:45,152
- Brand-new, off the lot,
white 2017 Chevy Trax.
590
00:19:45,152 --> 00:19:47,454
- Why are y'all calling
a 2017 brand new?
591
00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:49,256
That car at least
in junior high.
592
00:19:49,256 --> 00:19:50,257
[laughter]