1 00:00:01,034 --> 00:00:02,202 - All rise! - Hey, y'all, I'm Ms. Pat, 2 00:00:02,269 --> 00:00:03,737 and I know the inside of a courtroom. 3 00:00:03,804 --> 00:00:04,838 Man, that girl is innocent! 4 00:00:04,905 --> 00:00:06,039 You ain't the damn judge. 5 00:00:06,106 --> 00:00:07,875 Get ready to see real cases. 6 00:00:07,941 --> 00:00:08,909 I want you out of my house. 7 00:00:08,976 --> 00:00:11,378 Real drama and real money on the line. 8 00:00:11,445 --> 00:00:12,946 I gave her my kidney. 9 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:14,248 Give it back. 10 00:00:14,314 --> 00:00:16,149 And I'm bringing my friends to court as my jury. 11 00:00:16,216 --> 00:00:17,551 Lock her ass up! 12 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:19,019 Y'all may have started this mess, 13 00:00:19,086 --> 00:00:20,988 but you know I'm gonna settle it. 14 00:00:21,054 --> 00:00:22,022 Ms. Pat, Ms. Pat. 15 00:00:22,089 --> 00:00:23,590 You droppin' teeth. 16 00:00:23,657 --> 00:00:24,925 - MAN: See, that's my tooth. - You smokin' dope. 17 00:00:24,992 --> 00:00:26,627 That was my asthma pump. 18 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:28,028 Y'all must have a good time together. 19 00:00:28,095 --> 00:00:29,363 - We do. - [laughter] 20 00:00:29,429 --> 00:00:32,399 All rise, because court is back in session. 21 00:00:32,466 --> 00:00:33,867 ♪♪♪ 22 00:00:33,934 --> 00:00:35,802 She looks like your sweet auntie, 23 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:38,405 but she'll cuss you out like your drunk uncle. 24 00:00:38,472 --> 00:00:41,108 All rise for Ms. Pat. 25 00:00:41,174 --> 00:00:42,776 ♪♪♪ 26 00:00:45,012 --> 00:00:46,380 Y'all can sit the hell down. 27 00:00:46,446 --> 00:00:47,748 [laughter] 28 00:00:47,814 --> 00:00:49,082 Now, jury, just remember, 29 00:00:49,149 --> 00:00:52,953 if it sounds too stupid to be true, it probably is. 30 00:00:53,020 --> 00:00:54,454 Ms. Pat, keep your game face on, too. 31 00:00:54,521 --> 00:00:56,456 You been lettin' these people trick you. 32 00:00:56,523 --> 00:00:59,026 - Shut the [bleep] up. - [laughter] 33 00:00:59,092 --> 00:01:01,562 All right, bailiff, go ahead and start, bailiff. 34 00:01:01,628 --> 00:01:04,264 This is the case of Taylor versus Guzman. 35 00:01:04,331 --> 00:01:06,033 Please enter the courtroom. 36 00:01:06,099 --> 00:01:08,068 ANNOUNCER: Plaintiff William Taylor 37 00:01:08,135 --> 00:01:10,337 is suing his ex-girlfriend, Janesa, 38 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:15,509 for $1500, claiming she wrecked his car in a fit of rage. 39 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:17,044 Defendant Janesa Guzman says 40 00:01:17,110 --> 00:01:19,746 William is just a liar and a cheater. 41 00:01:19,813 --> 00:01:22,149 Plus, he ditched out on a vacation, 42 00:01:22,215 --> 00:01:23,884 leaving her with the bill. 43 00:01:23,951 --> 00:01:27,321 She's only paying what he's worth, nothing. 44 00:01:30,357 --> 00:01:32,326 Before we get started, I just want to let y'all know, 45 00:01:32,392 --> 00:01:34,061 this is a jury of my peers. 46 00:01:34,127 --> 00:01:36,430 They got my back like my breast wrap. 47 00:01:36,496 --> 00:01:37,764 - Tight. - Tight. 48 00:01:37,831 --> 00:01:40,033 [laughter] 49 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:41,001 MS. PAT: All right, Mr. Taylor, 50 00:01:41,068 --> 00:01:42,069 why are you here today, baby? 51 00:01:42,135 --> 00:01:43,303 Your Honor, we're here today 52 00:01:43,370 --> 00:01:45,372 because I'm suing my ex-girlfriend, Janesa, 53 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:47,474 for $1500 for the damage to my car. 54 00:01:47,541 --> 00:01:49,509 Now, she's gonna claim that I'm a cheater. 55 00:01:49,576 --> 00:01:50,811 I'm not a cheater, Your Honor. 56 00:01:50,877 --> 00:01:52,379 And that's the reason why she believes that 57 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:54,214 she won't give me back my money. 58 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:55,882 MS. PAT: Janesa, let me hear your side of the story. 59 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:58,085 I don't owe William anything. 60 00:01:58,151 --> 00:02:01,188 For most of our relationship, he lied, he did me dirty. 61 00:02:01,254 --> 00:02:03,357 He kept cheating on me with different females 62 00:02:03,423 --> 00:02:04,758 that supposedly he "worked" with. 63 00:02:04,825 --> 00:02:06,693 And we were supposed to take a trip together, 64 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:08,629 but since we broke up, we ended up not going, 65 00:02:08,695 --> 00:02:10,597 and I had to pay off by myself. 66 00:02:10,664 --> 00:02:12,432 So I feel like we're even. 67 00:02:12,499 --> 00:02:13,700 How long y'all been together? 68 00:02:13,767 --> 00:02:15,836 - Two years. - Where did it go wrong at? 69 00:02:15,902 --> 00:02:17,838 JANESA: I seen messages between him and his clients. 70 00:02:17,904 --> 00:02:19,172 He was being very flirtatious. 71 00:02:19,239 --> 00:02:20,707 Your Honor, I work out of my house. 72 00:02:20,774 --> 00:02:22,042 I'm a massage therapist, 73 00:02:22,109 --> 00:02:24,111 and I specialize in BBL recovery. 74 00:02:24,177 --> 00:02:25,379 So I have the clients come to me, 75 00:02:25,445 --> 00:02:28,015 and I perform my BBL massage therapy on them. 76 00:02:28,081 --> 00:02:29,282 She claims I was cheating. 77 00:02:29,349 --> 00:02:31,952 She put, like, a hidden camera in my kitchen. 78 00:02:32,019 --> 00:02:34,021 She saw me on camera with a girl, 79 00:02:34,087 --> 00:02:36,823 and I picked her up, and I brought her upstairs. 80 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:39,292 So you just picking chicks up and taking them upstairs? 81 00:02:39,359 --> 00:02:40,994 No, Your Honor, look-- 82 00:02:41,061 --> 00:02:42,396 He was about to smash. I'm not done. 83 00:02:42,462 --> 00:02:43,463 Do you have any proof? 84 00:02:43,530 --> 00:02:44,698 Yeah, I have the video. 85 00:02:44,765 --> 00:02:45,899 CARMEN: Oh, yeah, baby. 86 00:02:45,966 --> 00:02:47,467 Oh, yeah, I'm ready. 87 00:02:49,569 --> 00:02:50,804 WILLIAM: Gentleman, gentleman. 88 00:02:50,871 --> 00:02:53,507 I'm a gentleman, I'm a gentleman. 89 00:02:53,573 --> 00:02:55,142 KARLOUS: Now, I seen that before. 90 00:02:55,208 --> 00:02:56,610 That's called a fireman's carry. 91 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:58,178 - Thank you. - Had the legs wrapped around 92 00:02:58,245 --> 00:02:59,379 - was for stability. - Thank you. 93 00:02:59,446 --> 00:03:00,914 KARLOUS: I see what you're doing, bro, 94 00:03:00,981 --> 00:03:02,749 I see what you're doing, bro. 95 00:03:02,816 --> 00:03:04,017 [laughter] 96 00:03:04,084 --> 00:03:06,019 And that's with a time-stamp. 97 00:03:06,086 --> 00:03:08,622 You do your lymphatic drainage at 10:30 at night? 98 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:10,524 They need my services, and I'm performing that job. 99 00:03:10,590 --> 00:03:11,958 - 10:30 at night. - I'm performing on you. 100 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:13,393 I can test it out if you want. 101 00:03:13,460 --> 00:03:14,828 I'll get back with you. 102 00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:16,863 [laughter] 103 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:19,299 Will you tell me what she did to your car? 104 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:21,568 So, we got into an argument, calling me a liar, 105 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:22,703 calling me a cheater. 106 00:03:22,769 --> 00:03:24,204 She grabbed my keys, and she left. 107 00:03:24,271 --> 00:03:25,972 She comes back to the crib, 108 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:27,874 the car is all messed up. 109 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:29,843 I got pictures of it, too, Your Honor. 110 00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:31,011 Yeah, let me see your proof. 111 00:03:31,078 --> 00:03:31,878 Look at that. 112 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,547 MS. PAT: [gasps] Oh, my God! 113 00:03:33,613 --> 00:03:35,148 Oh, hell no! 114 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:37,551 CARMEN: Oh, my God! 115 00:03:37,617 --> 00:03:38,919 You ain't got to do all that to him, ma'am. 116 00:03:38,985 --> 00:03:40,220 All you got to do is take them glasses, 117 00:03:40,287 --> 00:03:41,088 and you got control. 118 00:03:41,154 --> 00:03:42,789 [laughter] 119 00:03:42,856 --> 00:03:44,958 CARMEN: Look at that. 120 00:03:45,025 --> 00:03:47,394 William, how much damage did she do to the car? 121 00:03:47,461 --> 00:03:48,295 $1500. 122 00:03:48,361 --> 00:03:49,362 Let me see your receipts. 123 00:03:49,429 --> 00:03:50,597 Any proof. 124 00:03:52,599 --> 00:03:54,935 Janesa, why don't you think you owe him anything? 125 00:03:55,001 --> 00:03:57,804 We planned a trip together, and then we broke up, 126 00:03:57,871 --> 00:03:59,806 and I paid for the Airbnb when we were supposed to go 127 00:03:59,873 --> 00:04:02,109 half on it, and he still didn't give me the money. 128 00:04:02,175 --> 00:04:03,210 Let me have the receipt. 129 00:04:03,276 --> 00:04:05,112 Okay, how much was the Airbnb, baby? 130 00:04:05,178 --> 00:04:06,713 JANESA: Total paid $1300. 131 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:08,582 CARMEN: You still trying with this bill? 132 00:04:08,648 --> 00:04:11,218 WILLIAM: That was after she damaged my car. 133 00:04:11,284 --> 00:04:12,285 Why would I want to go on vacation 134 00:04:12,352 --> 00:04:13,620 with somebody who damaged my car? 135 00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:16,089 Put yourself in her shoes, and Safaree, pick her up, 136 00:04:16,156 --> 00:04:18,158 and take her upstairs. 137 00:04:18,225 --> 00:04:20,594 Boy, your glasses are going to fog up so quick. 138 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:22,562 [laughter] 139 00:04:22,629 --> 00:04:24,064 Stand up, Safaree, open your jacket. 140 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:26,900 Ahh! 141 00:04:26,967 --> 00:04:28,201 We're not doing that. 142 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:31,171 Hold on, let me touch it, let me touch it. 143 00:04:31,238 --> 00:04:32,272 We're not doing that. 144 00:04:32,339 --> 00:04:34,341 Come on, come on, come on, bro. 145 00:04:34,407 --> 00:04:36,610 Come on, bro. 146 00:04:36,676 --> 00:04:39,880 [laughter] 147 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:43,550 MS. PAT: You see how that feels? 148 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:45,051 - Hold up, man. - That's how she felt. 149 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:47,254 Okay, I'm going over here to my jury, come on, Karlous. 150 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:49,790 He don't want it, but he don't want nobody else to have it. 151 00:04:49,856 --> 00:04:52,025 At the end of the day, the same money 152 00:04:52,092 --> 00:04:53,560 that it cost him to get the car fixed 153 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:56,296 is the same money that she spent at the Airbnb. 154 00:04:56,363 --> 00:04:58,465 Y'all call it even, go back to the hotel, 155 00:04:58,532 --> 00:05:00,000 have sex, make up, and everybody be happy. 156 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:00,901 have sex, make up, and everybody be happy. 157 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:02,602 When was the last time y'all had sex? 158 00:05:02,669 --> 00:05:04,404 Probably like, a few weeks ago? 159 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:06,139 We're not talking about that. 160 00:05:06,206 --> 00:05:07,641 [all talking at once] 161 00:05:07,707 --> 00:05:09,409 Hey! 162 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:10,811 It's defamation of character! 163 00:05:10,877 --> 00:05:12,512 [all talking at once] 164 00:05:12,579 --> 00:05:14,748 Where the hell did y'all meet, at jail? 165 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:16,783 [laughter] 166 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:18,618 All right, with that, 167 00:05:18,685 --> 00:05:20,887 I'm going to make my decision, 168 00:05:20,954 --> 00:05:23,590 and I'm going to settle this once and for all. 169 00:05:25,926 --> 00:05:28,228 I'm ruling in favor of... 170 00:05:30,363 --> 00:05:32,098 ...the defendant, Janesa. 171 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:36,036 CARMEN: City girls up, baby! Yeah! 172 00:05:37,470 --> 00:05:38,705 What? 173 00:05:38,772 --> 00:05:40,740 Janesa, you don't owe William anything. 174 00:05:40,807 --> 00:05:42,209 Uh-huh. 175 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:44,444 She damaged your car, but she did pay for the Airbnb. 176 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:47,180 Now, I just wanted to say, I know you love her, 177 00:05:47,247 --> 00:05:49,616 because when she went over there to touch him, baby... 178 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:52,485 - He turned into Usain Bolt. - [laughter] 179 00:05:52,552 --> 00:05:53,620 You were willing to get knocked out 180 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:57,057 by a guy with a fur coat on. 181 00:05:57,123 --> 00:05:59,059 So it's some love there. 182 00:05:59,125 --> 00:06:01,494 I hope y'all can work this thing out. 183 00:06:01,561 --> 00:06:02,696 Y'all go give her a hug. 184 00:06:02,762 --> 00:06:05,065 - SAFAREE: Oh... - ALL: Aw... 185 00:06:08,969 --> 00:06:10,036 Now, I just settled it, 186 00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:11,338 get your scary ass out of here. 187 00:06:11,404 --> 00:06:12,873 [laughter] 188 00:06:12,939 --> 00:06:14,908 - JANESA: Bye. - Bye, sweetheart. 189 00:06:14,975 --> 00:06:18,111 Baby, you put that relationship right on back together. 190 00:06:18,178 --> 00:06:19,546 [laughter] 191 00:06:19,613 --> 00:06:22,515 I wish y'all could have seen her face as she said, 192 00:06:22,582 --> 00:06:24,117 "Let me touch you, let me touch you." 193 00:06:24,184 --> 00:06:25,218 She was like this. 194 00:06:25,285 --> 00:06:27,254 [laughter] 195 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:31,958 When you seen William, he was like, no! 196 00:06:32,025 --> 00:06:34,094 Dog got into the ham, the rice, macaroni, 197 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:35,395 - the dessert. - Damn! 198 00:06:35,462 --> 00:06:37,264 CARMEN: This dog must be ferocious. 199 00:06:37,330 --> 00:06:39,032 - Is the dog here? - Yes, actually. 200 00:06:39,099 --> 00:06:39,966 Don't bring him in here. - Uh-uh. 201 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:41,268 [dog barks] 202 00:06:41,334 --> 00:06:43,970 I was at a really big event, and my wig came off. 203 00:06:44,037 --> 00:06:45,138 When I was doing your hair, 204 00:06:45,205 --> 00:06:47,240 she's talking on the phone to her boyfriend, 205 00:06:47,307 --> 00:06:48,408 talking bull crap about me. 206 00:06:48,475 --> 00:06:49,476 She was like, as soon as she sit down, 207 00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:50,477 this shit gonna slip out. 208 00:06:50,543 --> 00:06:52,279 [laughter] 209 00:06:55,982 --> 00:06:58,618 Hey, jury, how y'all doing? 210 00:06:58,685 --> 00:06:59,920 - CARMEN: Great. - Good. 211 00:06:59,986 --> 00:07:02,189 Nene, I wish I was as pretty as you. 212 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:03,757 I'm real regular. 213 00:07:03,824 --> 00:07:06,226 And then she flipped the hair when she said it. 214 00:07:06,293 --> 00:07:08,995 That boy got so much hair stuck in his gap. 215 00:07:09,062 --> 00:07:10,096 [laughter] 216 00:07:10,163 --> 00:07:12,332 He don't want to tell you, Nene. 217 00:07:12,399 --> 00:07:14,000 He just keeps swallowing the shit. 218 00:07:17,671 --> 00:07:19,806 Come on, bailiff, let's get it started. 219 00:07:19,873 --> 00:07:23,777 This is the case of Pierre versus Valerius. 220 00:07:23,844 --> 00:07:25,779 Please enter the courtroom. 221 00:07:25,846 --> 00:07:27,581 ANNOUNCER: Plaintiff Winnie Pierre 222 00:07:27,647 --> 00:07:31,384 is suing her cousin Cynthia for $2,550, 223 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:34,487 the cost of her medical bills and the Thanksgiving dinner 224 00:07:34,554 --> 00:07:37,324 that Cynthia's devilish dog devoured. 225 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:39,693 The defendant, Cynthia Valerius, 226 00:07:39,759 --> 00:07:41,628 says her cousin's being dramatic. 227 00:07:41,695 --> 00:07:44,564 It was her own actions that ruined the holiday. 228 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:47,701 She's barking up the wrong tree. 229 00:07:47,767 --> 00:07:48,802 Y'all swear to tell the truth, 230 00:07:48,869 --> 00:07:49,803 the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, 231 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:51,137 so help you, God? 232 00:07:51,204 --> 00:07:54,107 MS. PAT: All righty, so, Winnie, tell me why you're here. 233 00:07:54,174 --> 00:07:56,509 I'm here to sue my cousin, Cynthia Valerius, 234 00:07:56,576 --> 00:08:00,046 for $2,550 for ruining my first Thanksgiving 235 00:08:00,113 --> 00:08:02,315 and sending me to the hospital. 236 00:08:02,382 --> 00:08:03,483 What happened? 237 00:08:03,550 --> 00:08:04,851 This was my first Thanksgiving ever. 238 00:08:04,918 --> 00:08:06,953 I had family flying from all over the United States. 239 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:08,688 She decides to bring her dog. 240 00:08:08,755 --> 00:08:10,323 I didn't invite the dog, mind you. 241 00:08:10,390 --> 00:08:12,158 I'm not a dog parent, I don't know what to do with a dog. 242 00:08:12,225 --> 00:08:13,927 She put the dog in my living room to, you know, 243 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:15,528 divide the dog from being in the kitchen. 244 00:08:15,595 --> 00:08:18,164 So I get a call, I'm headed to my room, 245 00:08:18,231 --> 00:08:20,233 and I go across the dog gate, but I don't know 246 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:22,102 if I left it open or what happened. 247 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:24,271 So on my way coming back from my bedroom, 248 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:27,107 I'm going to the kitchen, I notice that the dog 249 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:29,109 is enjoying Thanksgiving dinner. 250 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:31,378 - Oh, hell no. - WINNIE: Right. 251 00:08:31,444 --> 00:08:33,013 What's your side, Cynthia? 252 00:08:33,079 --> 00:08:34,781 He did not ruin the entire Thanksgiving thing. 253 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:36,850 I think she's being a bit more dramatic 254 00:08:36,917 --> 00:08:38,385 than she needs to be right now. 255 00:08:38,451 --> 00:08:40,620 He only ate, like, three or four things. 256 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:42,355 He didn't ruin the whole thing. 257 00:08:42,422 --> 00:08:44,157 How much food did the dog eat? 258 00:08:44,224 --> 00:08:46,092 The dog got into the ham, the rice, macaroni. 259 00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:47,627 - Damn! - The dessert. 260 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:49,529 - Not the macaroni. - That's a lie, that's a lie. 261 00:08:49,596 --> 00:08:51,865 It was the lasagna, it was a julienne... 262 00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:53,667 and the fried turkey, only those three. 263 00:08:53,733 --> 00:08:54,701 BOTH: The fried turkey? 264 00:08:54,768 --> 00:08:56,069 Oh, no. 265 00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:58,438 So, Winnie, walk me through the second the dog 266 00:08:58,505 --> 00:08:59,539 jump up on the table. 267 00:08:59,606 --> 00:09:00,974 So I go to jump over the gate. 268 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:02,442 I was trying to save Thanksgiving. 269 00:09:02,509 --> 00:09:04,377 Guess my housecoat got stuck on the gate. 270 00:09:04,444 --> 00:09:05,812 And then I go to catch my balance, 271 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,914 and then my shoulder hits the counter. 272 00:09:07,981 --> 00:09:10,617 If she had properly secured her dog, 273 00:09:10,684 --> 00:09:12,719 I wouldn't have had to struggle with that gate 274 00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:13,887 and injured my life. 275 00:09:13,954 --> 00:09:15,088 Injured your life? 276 00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:17,557 I mean, my life was jeopardized. 277 00:09:17,624 --> 00:09:18,892 Did you go to the hospital? 278 00:09:18,959 --> 00:09:22,128 I did, and my medical bills are, like, $2,000. 279 00:09:22,195 --> 00:09:23,330 Let me see your doctor bills. 280 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:24,965 NAVV: Be careful with that arm. 281 00:09:25,031 --> 00:09:26,566 CARMEN: Oh, that say, "final notice," baby. 282 00:09:26,633 --> 00:09:28,201 Uh-uh, they want their money now. 283 00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:29,636 You wasn't paying nothing. 284 00:09:29,703 --> 00:09:31,237 She got to pay it, not me. 285 00:09:31,304 --> 00:09:33,907 I'm still catching my breath from that fall. 286 00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:35,342 You probably got asthma. 287 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:36,977 [laughter] 288 00:09:38,378 --> 00:09:40,747 MS. PAT: So, Cynthia, what made you decide to bring the dog? 289 00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:43,216 - He's a family dog. - WINNIE: He's a bad dog. 290 00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:44,451 Where else is Spirit gonna go? 291 00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:46,019 - MS. PAT: He's bad? - He's horrible. 292 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,954 He's pissing everywhere, he's sniffing everywhere, 293 00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:48,989 he's in everything. 294 00:09:49,055 --> 00:09:50,256 MS. PAT: So what did you do with the food 295 00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:52,158 after you caught the vicious dog eating the food? 296 00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:53,626 We had to dispose everything. 297 00:09:53,693 --> 00:09:54,894 All I know is the visual, 298 00:09:54,961 --> 00:09:56,696 dog, dog, hair, food. It was a wrap. 299 00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:58,365 Let me see the receipt for the food. 300 00:09:58,431 --> 00:09:59,432 Girl, you knew you bought that food, 301 00:09:59,499 --> 00:10:01,034 and you couldn't afford it. 302 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,769 You gonna sue to get the money back. 303 00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:04,404 CARMEN: This big, old dog was hungry, baby. 304 00:10:04,471 --> 00:10:07,240 This dog done ate a 12-pack of chicken wings, 305 00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:09,576 a fried turkey, a whole lasagna. 306 00:10:09,642 --> 00:10:11,711 This dog must be ferocious. 307 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:15,015 Cynthia, did you offer to pay anything towards the food? 308 00:10:15,081 --> 00:10:16,750 No, I did not, because, like, I helped her 309 00:10:16,816 --> 00:10:19,753 cook the food, so my time and labor was into that. 310 00:10:19,819 --> 00:10:21,054 So let me ask you something, Winnie. 311 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,389 Was you scared of the dog? 312 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:25,225 He gets a little, like, grr, a little bit sometimes. 313 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:27,160 - What? - This is a vicious dog. 314 00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:28,695 KARLOUS: You were probably terrified. 315 00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:31,164 You scared of a dog that you let in your own house? 316 00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:32,899 I was bullied into letting him, 317 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,234 because I didn't invite the dog. 318 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:35,235 Is the dog here? 319 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:36,503 Yes, actually, the dog is here. 320 00:10:36,569 --> 00:10:37,704 - Don't bring him in here. - Uh-uh. 321 00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:38,571 Uh-uh, no, no, no. 322 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:39,639 Let's see the vicious dog. 323 00:10:39,706 --> 00:10:41,841 ♪♪♪ 324 00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:43,977 He's not that bad. 325 00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:45,745 [laughter] 326 00:10:48,681 --> 00:10:50,450 [laughter] 327 00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:55,822 NAVV: Man, Carmen, get over there. 328 00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:58,091 Is this the vicious dog? 329 00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:00,226 He is so cute! 330 00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:01,227 Hi, buddy! 331 00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:03,930 NENE: Oh, my God, look at him. 332 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:04,964 Oh... 333 00:11:05,031 --> 00:11:06,132 Hey, Spirit. 334 00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:08,968 You got on your little tuxedo jacket. 335 00:11:09,035 --> 00:11:10,670 Now, you saying he mean? 336 00:11:10,737 --> 00:11:12,205 What kind of dog is this? 337 00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:13,273 A Shih Tzu. 338 00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:14,908 Oh, shitty zoo. 339 00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:16,709 [laughter] 340 00:11:16,776 --> 00:11:19,679 This dog got the same little gray beard you got, look. 341 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:24,684 This is so damn cute! He's so damn cute! 342 00:11:24,751 --> 00:11:28,988 Ma'am, this dog can't even eat a macaroni and not be full. 343 00:11:29,055 --> 00:11:30,190 All right, I'm gonna go to my jury. 344 00:11:30,256 --> 00:11:31,424 Carmen, tell me what you think. 345 00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:32,826 Listen, let's keep it real. 346 00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:35,995 This dog probably ate about 14 dollars worth of food. 347 00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:37,330 That was it. 348 00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:39,999 Now, listen, I'm with you because it's my house. 349 00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:41,201 I make the rules. 350 00:11:41,267 --> 00:11:43,203 It's up to the owner of the dog 351 00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:44,971 to put the dog up in a safe place. 352 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,106 Don't bring it over my house 353 00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:47,307 where I'm about to break my neck. 354 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:48,641 KARLOUS: Let me see the dog. 355 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:49,642 Hold up, hold up. 356 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:50,610 He look like he's still full. 357 00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:52,145 NENE: See what I'm saying? 358 00:11:56,616 --> 00:11:58,184 Everything the sun touches. 359 00:11:58,251 --> 00:11:59,786 CARMEN: This is not "The Lion King"! 360 00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:00,920 Put the dog down. 361 00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:04,891 So, any final remarks before I make my decision? 362 00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:05,892 Your Honor, yes. 363 00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:08,394 I did nearly lose my life. 364 00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:11,364 I did lose a lot of money on my food. 365 00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:13,266 I'm just asking you to be fair with me this evening. 366 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,135 And any final remarks from you, Cynthia? 367 00:12:15,201 --> 00:12:17,537 So, she's always had issues with that shoulder, okay? 368 00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:21,574 So, it was an actual sprain due to reoccurring injury 369 00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:23,109 when she fell over the gate. 370 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:24,077 MS. PAT: All right, y'all. 371 00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:25,311 So, I've come to my final decision, 372 00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:28,181 and I'm going to settle this once and for all. 373 00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:32,452 I'm ruling in the favor of... 374 00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:37,157 ...the plaintiff, Winnie. 375 00:12:37,223 --> 00:12:40,860 Cynthia, you need to pay her $225, half of that grocery bill 376 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:43,463 because your dog messed up Thanksgiving. 377 00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:46,599 And I'm not awarding you anything for your doctor bill. 378 00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:48,201 Shit happens. 379 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:49,736 Let's put all of this behind us. 380 00:12:49,802 --> 00:12:50,737 Y'all cousins. 381 00:12:50,803 --> 00:12:52,005 Y'all fighting over a dog. 382 00:12:52,071 --> 00:12:53,740 Don't you miss each other? 383 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:56,976 Give her a hug. 384 00:12:58,144 --> 00:12:59,445 [applause] 385 00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:03,816 All right, y'all, I just settled it. 386 00:13:03,883 --> 00:13:04,984 Get out of my courtroom. 387 00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:06,386 Thank you, Your Honor. 388 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,989 KARLOUS: In Mississippi, a dog will wind up in your yard, 389 00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:12,125 and then you feed him, and that's your dog. 390 00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:13,593 Karlous, that's stealing. 391 00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:17,864 Mid-interview, my wig came off. 392 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:19,365 What celebrity hair have you done? 393 00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:23,603 I've done Rennie Rucci, Big Licks, Mehgan James. 394 00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:24,837 Have you did Nene Leakes' hair? 395 00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:25,838 Not yet. 396 00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:27,707 - Honey, listen. - [laughter] 397 00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:35,082 How you doing today, jury? 398 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,783 - I'm great. - Uhh... be honest. 399 00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:38,819 Who only here because they owe me a favor? 400 00:13:38,885 --> 00:13:40,153 [laughter] 401 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:41,989 I might-- Do I owe you favor? 402 00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:45,892 MS. PAT: Come on, bailiff, start, bailiff. 403 00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:49,196 This is the case of James versus Roberson. 404 00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:50,931 Please enter the courtroom. 405 00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:55,402 Plaintiff Mehgan James is suing her friend and hairstylist 406 00:13:55,469 --> 00:13:58,772 for $5,000 for lost wages when her quick weave fell out, 407 00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:01,675 preventing her from completing interviews. 408 00:14:01,742 --> 00:14:04,478 Defendant Qualitesha Roberson asserts that Mehgan James 409 00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:06,747 loved her hair when it was finished. 410 00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:08,281 She thinks the weave fell out 411 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:09,950 because she sat on it excessively 412 00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:12,352 and didn't properly care for it. 413 00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:16,256 Therefore, Qualitesha owes her nothing. 414 00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:18,125 - ...so help you, God? - Yes. 415 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,159 - So, Ms. James... - Mm-hmm. 416 00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:21,061 ...and Qualitesha. 417 00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:22,329 Qualitesha. 418 00:14:22,396 --> 00:14:23,764 What you want your pronouns to be in this courtroom? 419 00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:25,065 He, she, they, I'm God, bitch. 420 00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:27,801 I don't care what nobody call me. 421 00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:29,970 Ms. James, tell me why you're here today. 422 00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:34,508 I'm here today suing Qualitesha for ruining my hair. 423 00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:36,309 I got booked to do correspondence 424 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,545 for one of the biggest music festivals in America. 425 00:14:38,612 --> 00:14:40,781 And mid-interview, my wig came off. 426 00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:42,716 I had to cancel the rest of my day 427 00:14:42,783 --> 00:14:44,351 and I lost out on my $5,000. 428 00:14:44,418 --> 00:14:46,053 Did you get paid per interview? 429 00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:48,355 The minimum was ten interviews per day. 430 00:14:48,422 --> 00:14:49,322 I didn't complete my ten interviews, 431 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:50,657 so I didn't get paid at all. 432 00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:51,758 Oh, wow. 433 00:14:51,825 --> 00:14:53,326 Tell me what happened, Qualitesha. 434 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,562 I'm getting sued by her for a service 435 00:14:55,629 --> 00:14:57,764 that I did last minute. 436 00:14:57,831 --> 00:15:00,534 And I drove three hours away to come do her hair. 437 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:01,835 And also, she didn't even pay for nothing. 438 00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:04,004 She only paid for gas and supplies. 439 00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:05,472 So, you didn't pay anything to get your hair done. 440 00:15:05,539 --> 00:15:06,673 You paid her no money. 441 00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:08,408 He wanted to do my hair in exchange for content. 442 00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:10,310 He got a million views on that video, 443 00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:11,578 so I did my part, he didn't do his part, 444 00:15:11,645 --> 00:15:12,779 and that's why I'm suing him. 445 00:15:12,846 --> 00:15:14,147 How many followers did you have? 446 00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:15,982 I have 1.2 million followers. 447 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:17,951 Can you post my show in Atlantic City? 448 00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:21,088 Yes, ma'am, I got you, Ms. Pat. 449 00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:22,823 Is this what you do for a living? 450 00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:24,958 Yes, I am a celebrity hairstylist. 451 00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:28,228 I go by Qualitesha because everything I do is qualified. 452 00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:29,830 What celebrity hair have you done? 453 00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:33,500 I've done Rennie Rucci, Big Licks, Mehgan James. 454 00:15:33,567 --> 00:15:35,035 Have you did Nene Leakes' hair? 455 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:36,303 Not yet. 456 00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:38,105 - Honey, listen. - [laughter] 457 00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:42,809 MS. PAT: Can I see some of your work, Qualitesha? 458 00:15:42,876 --> 00:15:43,877 QUALITESHA: Yes, ma'am. 459 00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:45,445 - CARMEN: That's nice. - MS. PAT: Okay. 460 00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:47,147 So, do you braid or do you do quick weave? 461 00:15:47,214 --> 00:15:48,281 I'm a braider. 462 00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:50,584 She asked me to do braids in the front, 463 00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:51,718 quick weave in the back. 464 00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:52,919 Ms. Pat, that's a lie. 465 00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:54,721 When he came to my house, I was like, you know, 466 00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:55,889 give me some cute braids. 467 00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:57,657 He was like, no, you're going on a red carpet. 468 00:15:57,724 --> 00:15:58,992 Like, you need to look the part. 469 00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:00,660 He ends up doing the hairstyle, 470 00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:03,730 and any Black girl that I know that gets weaved, 471 00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:06,433 they leave out a slither of hair to cover the track. 472 00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:08,935 - Of course. - [laughter] 473 00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:11,438 How you know? 474 00:16:11,505 --> 00:16:13,373 Qualitesha is going to send me on my way 475 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,609 with my track showing in that hairstyle. 476 00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:16,943 Do you have any pictures? 477 00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:18,178 Yes, ma'am, I do have proof. 478 00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:20,780 Oh, I see your track showing. 479 00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:23,383 - Yeah, you can see it. - This ain't right, Qualitesha. 480 00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:25,652 And I understand that. However, I fixed that. 481 00:16:25,719 --> 00:16:27,754 The next picture, we couldn't see no tracks. 482 00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,055 - Yes. - Oh, the hair was cute. 483 00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:30,190 Your track is covered here. 484 00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:31,958 CARMEN: Yeah, that's how an up-down looks. 485 00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:33,093 That slipped down. 486 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,695 So I had to borrow a hat from a stranger, 487 00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:37,030 because I couldn't secure the wig, 488 00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:38,932 there was no hairstylist in the middle of nowhere. 489 00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:41,134 And this is text messages after I told Qualitesha 490 00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:42,169 what happened to my wig. 491 00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:43,436 Okay. Let's fix it. 492 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:46,840 - "Bitch...!" - [laughter] 493 00:16:46,907 --> 00:16:49,309 "I just sat down to do my interview, 494 00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:51,444 "and the entire back of my wig came off. 495 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:54,714 I told you I did not want this style." 496 00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:56,616 "Girl, go put a hat on." 497 00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,885 You sound like you didn't care. 498 00:16:58,952 --> 00:17:00,453 I didn't care no more because of the fact 499 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,422 when I was doing her hair, she's talking on the phone 500 00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:06,026 to her boyfriend, talking all types of bull crap about me. 501 00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:07,394 What was she saying, Qualitesha? 502 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:08,495 She was saying, "I'm so tired of sitting here. 503 00:17:08,562 --> 00:17:09,629 "He's taking so long. 504 00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:10,997 He don't even know what he's doing." 505 00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:13,166 So I'm getting humiliated while I'm doing her hair. 506 00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:14,768 Were you talking about her to your man? 507 00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:15,869 Yes, because I'm not fake. 508 00:17:15,936 --> 00:17:17,070 Girl, you don't even know. 509 00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:18,205 Ooh... 510 00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:22,976 ANNOUNCER: Influencer Mehgan James 511 00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:24,778 is suing hairstylist Qualitesha Roberson 512 00:17:24,845 --> 00:17:27,280 for $5,000 because her weave fell out 513 00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:29,883 when she was hosting a red carpet event. 514 00:17:29,950 --> 00:17:31,685 Qualitesha says she's not to blame, 515 00:17:31,752 --> 00:17:33,353 so she's not going to pay. 516 00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:36,423 Miss Pat's going to untangle this hairy mess. 517 00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:37,991 Were you talking about her to your man? 518 00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:38,959 Yes, because I'm not fake. 519 00:17:39,026 --> 00:17:39,993 Girl, you don't even know. 520 00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:41,661 Ooh... 521 00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:44,931 You was that bold to sit there while she's doing your hair 522 00:17:44,998 --> 00:17:46,099 and talk about her? 523 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:47,200 That was kind of rude. 524 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,201 She was like, as soon as she sit down, 525 00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:49,536 this shit going to slip out. 526 00:17:49,603 --> 00:17:51,405 [laughter] 527 00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:54,975 But again, I don't understand how it came out. 528 00:17:55,042 --> 00:17:56,476 You didn't glue it down right, Qualitesha. 529 00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:58,945 I used so much glue, Ms. Judge Pat. 530 00:17:59,012 --> 00:18:01,081 Listen, I used the Elmer's glue. 531 00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:03,550 CARMEN: Well, that's the problem! 532 00:18:03,617 --> 00:18:04,785 Jesus Christ. 533 00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:05,819 - QUALITESHA: Not Elmer's glue. - What? 534 00:18:05,886 --> 00:18:06,853 It's black glue, for the lashes. 535 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,922 You got to use hair glue. 536 00:18:08,989 --> 00:18:11,091 - It was hair glue. - You said, for the lashes. 537 00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:12,993 All right, I'm going to go to my jury-- Deray? 538 00:18:13,060 --> 00:18:14,761 It's like driving a car off the lot, 539 00:18:14,828 --> 00:18:16,463 you gave her a car, and the car was beautiful. 540 00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:17,764 And then once she pulled off the lot, 541 00:18:17,831 --> 00:18:18,932 all the wheels fell off. 542 00:18:18,999 --> 00:18:20,867 If this whole wig fall off right now, 543 00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,536 I'm going to sit my bald-headed ass right here 544 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:23,870 and continue to tell these jokes. 545 00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:25,472 I'm not letting nothing get between me and my bag. 546 00:18:25,539 --> 00:18:26,773 You should have toughed it out, 547 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:28,208 and because you made the decision to not do that, 548 00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:29,676 that's not her fault. 549 00:18:29,743 --> 00:18:32,512 MS. PAT: And with that said, I've come to my final decision, 550 00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:35,749 and I'm going to settle this once and for all. 551 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:40,187 I'm ruling in favor of... 552 00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:45,058 ...the plaintiff, Mehgan James. 553 00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:48,462 Qualitesha, you're ordered to pay Mehgan $5,000. 554 00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:50,864 Your hair shouldn't fall off on the red carpet. 555 00:18:50,931 --> 00:18:52,632 You got to look your best, because if not, 556 00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:54,367 they'd be talking about you the next day. 557 00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:57,537 You made her miss out on a whole day of work, 558 00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:59,673 and you had the nerve to say, "Girl, put on a hat 559 00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:00,974 and keep going." 560 00:19:01,041 --> 00:19:03,143 Next time, Qualitesha, do more quality. 561 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:05,512 Good job, girl. Crybaby. 562 00:19:05,579 --> 00:19:07,347 Get out of here, I just settled it. 563 00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:10,083 - QUALITESHA: Bye, jury. - [applause] 564 00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:12,052 I keep everything in my bag. 565 00:19:12,119 --> 00:19:14,221 I even got false teeth, and I don't even need them. 566 00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:15,589 - [laughter] - I'm serious. 567 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,958 One temporary crown is in my bag 568 00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:20,293 in case my teeth start to fall apart. 569 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,429 I got a temporary Crown Royal. 570 00:19:22,496 --> 00:19:23,897 [laughter] 571 00:19:26,434 --> 00:19:27,802 ANNOUNCER: Next time on "Ms. Pat Settles It"... 572 00:19:27,868 --> 00:19:31,005 My freeloading niece, she owes me $4,000 in rent. 573 00:19:31,072 --> 00:19:32,540 I gave her my kidney. 574 00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:33,708 What? 575 00:19:33,774 --> 00:19:35,576 The thing don't even work like it should. 576 00:19:35,643 --> 00:19:38,279 - Give it back. - [laughter] 577 00:19:38,346 --> 00:19:40,281 He got me and my floor messed up. 578 00:19:40,348 --> 00:19:41,349 MS. PAT: Do you have a license? 579 00:19:41,415 --> 00:19:42,550 MAN: I got a driver's license. 580 00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:44,518 I ain't got the license license you talk I need. 581 00:19:44,585 --> 00:19:47,355 I don't even believe that driver's license no good, Pat. 582 00:19:47,421 --> 00:19:49,590 My dog ate something he wasn't supposed to. 583 00:19:49,657 --> 00:19:51,058 He had a fungus on his skin. 584 00:19:51,125 --> 00:19:52,893 Y'all could have blurred his nuts out or something. 585 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,495 - Come on, now. - [laughter]