1 00:00:06,043 --> 00:00:11,293 [psychedelic rock instrumental playing] 2 00:00:36,251 --> 00:00:37,376 [music fades] 3 00:00:37,459 --> 00:00:40,751 [alarm beeping] 4 00:00:40,834 --> 00:00:43,751 -[rock music resumes] -[yawns] 5 00:00:58,334 --> 00:00:59,376 [shower tap squeaks] 6 00:01:35,793 --> 00:01:37,334 [engine revving] 7 00:01:52,751 --> 00:01:54,501 [music fades] 8 00:01:55,793 --> 00:01:57,834 [horn honking] 9 00:01:57,918 --> 00:02:00,334 [rock music resumes] 10 00:02:01,084 --> 00:02:02,418 [engine turns over] 11 00:02:32,459 --> 00:02:34,459 [music fades out] 12 00:02:36,543 --> 00:02:39,209 Girl, are you trying to kill me? 13 00:02:39,293 --> 00:02:41,959 [laughs] This is amazing! 14 00:02:42,043 --> 00:02:45,001 I know, right? Death by banana bread. 15 00:02:45,084 --> 00:02:48,376 Put that on a shirt. Girl! You gotta put that on a shirt! 16 00:02:48,459 --> 00:02:50,084 Really? You think so? 17 00:02:50,168 --> 00:02:52,376 Oh, please. I would never take it off. 18 00:02:52,459 --> 00:02:54,709 It would be my favorite shirt in the world. 19 00:02:54,793 --> 00:02:57,626 "Death by banana bread." 20 00:02:57,709 --> 00:03:00,209 [laughs] You're hilarious! 21 00:03:00,293 --> 00:03:02,293 You're my new best friend. 22 00:03:02,376 --> 00:03:04,834 We're gonna be seeing a lot of each other, Carol Kohl. 23 00:03:04,918 --> 00:03:07,293 I'll never judge you or deliberately hurt you, 24 00:03:07,376 --> 00:03:08,959 and I will comfort you when you cry. 25 00:03:09,043 --> 00:03:11,418 Now cut me off a bigger piece, 'cause I'm in-- 26 00:03:11,501 --> 00:03:12,418 [thudding] 27 00:03:12,501 --> 00:03:15,209 -[phones ringing] -[printer whirring] 28 00:03:20,293 --> 00:03:22,793 [melancholy music playing] 29 00:03:34,126 --> 00:03:38,418 [printer whirring] 30 00:03:52,209 --> 00:03:53,418 I couldn't wait. 31 00:03:54,001 --> 00:03:55,418 [laughs] Large, right? 32 00:03:55,501 --> 00:03:57,876 Oh, my God. Yeah. How did you know? 33 00:03:57,959 --> 00:04:00,168 [scoffs] Please, girl! 34 00:04:00,251 --> 00:04:01,459 I know my Carol. 35 00:04:01,959 --> 00:04:03,376 [uplifting string music playing] 36 00:04:03,459 --> 00:04:04,501 Carol? 37 00:04:06,168 --> 00:04:07,168 Carol? 38 00:04:07,251 --> 00:04:08,751 [music swells, halts] 39 00:04:08,834 --> 00:04:10,251 -Carol? -[Carol gasps] 40 00:04:12,543 --> 00:04:13,543 Follow me. 41 00:04:16,168 --> 00:04:18,084 You need to stop staring. 42 00:04:18,168 --> 00:04:20,543 -Sorry. -It's freaky as hell. 43 00:04:20,626 --> 00:04:22,459 Okay. It's just… 44 00:04:22,543 --> 00:04:26,001 Um… It's just that I wanted to thank you. 45 00:04:27,126 --> 00:04:28,543 For the toner. 46 00:04:29,334 --> 00:04:30,751 It's banana bread. 47 00:04:31,584 --> 00:04:33,084 [sighs] Shit. 48 00:04:34,001 --> 00:04:36,001 -Okay. -What? 49 00:04:36,084 --> 00:04:38,293 It's nothing. I thought you might be some kind of psycho. 50 00:04:39,626 --> 00:04:42,959 Listen, this is nice and all, but before you pull out any more desserts, 51 00:04:43,043 --> 00:04:44,209 I should go. 52 00:04:44,293 --> 00:04:45,334 Okay. 53 00:04:45,418 --> 00:04:46,959 I need to get back to work. 54 00:04:47,043 --> 00:04:48,043 Okay. 55 00:04:49,293 --> 00:04:51,293 -Donna? -[sighs] 56 00:04:51,376 --> 00:04:54,418 Look, I know you probably have lots of questions like I did. 57 00:04:54,501 --> 00:04:57,459 -But you'll learn it doesn't matter. -But how does it even work? 58 00:04:57,543 --> 00:05:00,793 Carol, it's a job. Who cares how it works? It just does. 59 00:05:04,126 --> 00:05:05,959 -And stop staring at me. -Okay. 60 00:05:06,043 --> 00:05:08,626 -I'm serious. Stop staring. -Sorry. 61 00:05:08,709 --> 00:05:11,543 If I see you staring again, I'm gonna throw a stapler at you. 62 00:05:11,626 --> 00:05:12,626 Got it. 63 00:05:21,959 --> 00:05:24,293 [ship horn blowing] 64 00:05:24,376 --> 00:05:26,709 [seagulls squawking] 65 00:05:28,876 --> 00:05:31,251 [upbeat dance music playing] 66 00:05:32,501 --> 00:05:33,876 Bernard! 67 00:05:33,959 --> 00:05:36,043 Shots! [laughs] 68 00:05:37,709 --> 00:05:39,126 [clicking and chattering] 69 00:05:39,209 --> 00:05:42,584 It's like holding an eggplant! Ha! 70 00:05:43,459 --> 00:05:44,334 [shutter clicks] 71 00:05:44,418 --> 00:05:49,293 That's really nice. Elena's going to love that one. 72 00:05:49,376 --> 00:05:51,584 [lounge piano music playing] 73 00:05:53,543 --> 00:05:55,543 Oh, my goodness. [chuckles] 74 00:05:55,626 --> 00:05:57,418 Welcome aboard The Grand Coda. 75 00:05:57,501 --> 00:06:00,084 My name is Captain Jason McNelis. 76 00:06:00,168 --> 00:06:02,709 And I'll be your skipper on this journey around the world. 77 00:06:02,793 --> 00:06:05,293 Captain! This is such an honor. 78 00:06:05,376 --> 00:06:08,626 -Thank you. -It feels like we're in good hands. 79 00:06:08,709 --> 00:06:10,418 Well, sir, you're in the best. 80 00:06:10,501 --> 00:06:12,751 I've been out on the seas for 30 years now, 81 00:06:12,834 --> 00:06:15,251 and have captained The Vision, The Fantasy, 82 00:06:15,334 --> 00:06:18,709 The Esposito, and now The Grand Coda. 83 00:06:18,793 --> 00:06:22,168 Anyway, welcome aboard and enjoy your meal. 84 00:06:22,251 --> 00:06:23,626 [all] Thank you. 85 00:06:24,376 --> 00:06:26,001 [tense music playing] 86 00:06:26,084 --> 00:06:28,126 Welcome aboard The Grand Coda. 87 00:06:28,209 --> 00:06:29,626 Welcome aboard. 88 00:06:29,709 --> 00:06:31,626 …going on 30 years now. 89 00:06:31,709 --> 00:06:33,834 …The Fantasy, The Esposito… 90 00:06:33,918 --> 00:06:36,793 Yes, 30 years now. A little bit about myself? 91 00:06:36,876 --> 00:06:38,668 …The Vision, The Fantasy… 92 00:06:38,751 --> 00:06:39,876 …a family of fishermen… 93 00:06:39,959 --> 00:06:41,043 …going on 30 years now… 94 00:06:41,126 --> 00:06:42,126 Enjoy your meal. 95 00:06:42,209 --> 00:06:43,126 Enjoy your meal. 96 00:06:43,209 --> 00:06:44,418 Enjoy your meal. 97 00:06:45,293 --> 00:06:46,543 [sighs deeply] 98 00:06:46,626 --> 00:06:47,626 [music fades] 99 00:06:51,293 --> 00:06:54,626 [somber music playing] 100 00:07:23,834 --> 00:07:26,376 Thirty fuckin' years. 101 00:07:27,918 --> 00:07:29,418 [sighs] 102 00:07:29,501 --> 00:07:30,501 [music fades] 103 00:07:31,334 --> 00:07:33,709 [faint birdsong] 104 00:07:33,793 --> 00:07:35,793 [phones ringing] 105 00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:41,334 -Excuse me. -Listen up. 106 00:07:42,209 --> 00:07:45,751 We're gonna need volunteers to stay and work through the night. 107 00:07:45,834 --> 00:07:47,168 -Show of hands? -Who can stay? 108 00:07:51,793 --> 00:07:53,293 [both] Thank you. 109 00:07:53,376 --> 00:07:56,626 [soft music playing] 110 00:07:59,626 --> 00:08:02,959 [keyboard clacking softly] 111 00:08:15,293 --> 00:08:16,709 Mmm! 112 00:08:18,501 --> 00:08:19,334 Oh. 113 00:08:19,418 --> 00:08:20,543 Any good? 114 00:08:20,626 --> 00:08:23,834 I was getting kind of hungry too. You mind if I… 115 00:08:24,418 --> 00:08:26,001 Oh. No. 116 00:08:26,501 --> 00:08:27,626 Of course. 117 00:08:31,584 --> 00:08:33,168 It's some kind of audit. 118 00:08:33,251 --> 00:08:34,126 Huh? 119 00:08:34,626 --> 00:08:37,584 The question about the office. It's some kind of audit. 120 00:08:37,668 --> 00:08:40,584 I don't know what we're doing exactly or how it works, but… 121 00:08:40,668 --> 00:08:43,001 [inhales sharply] …it's some kind of audit. 122 00:08:43,084 --> 00:08:43,959 Oh. 123 00:08:44,043 --> 00:08:47,376 That's pretty much all I know. Anyway, I should get back to work. 124 00:08:48,126 --> 00:08:50,959 Sorry I was rude before. It's just, you really did freak me out. 125 00:08:51,043 --> 00:08:52,084 It's okay. 126 00:08:53,918 --> 00:08:55,918 -Hey, Donna? -Yeah? 127 00:08:56,876 --> 00:08:58,668 Death by banana bread. 128 00:09:01,459 --> 00:09:02,543 What? 129 00:09:02,626 --> 00:09:05,001 -Oh, nothing. Uh… -[tense string music playing] 130 00:09:05,084 --> 00:09:07,959 It's, uh… death by banana bread? 131 00:09:08,043 --> 00:09:09,959 Carol, is there something in that bread? 132 00:09:10,043 --> 00:09:11,876 Oh, no. There's… [exhales] 133 00:09:11,959 --> 00:09:16,043 It's just regular bananas, eggs, flour. 134 00:09:16,793 --> 00:09:19,376 It's a s-saying? 135 00:09:19,459 --> 00:09:23,168 [tense music swells, fades] 136 00:09:23,251 --> 00:09:24,543 Okay. 137 00:09:24,626 --> 00:09:26,084 I'll see you around. 138 00:09:27,543 --> 00:09:29,918 [soft music playing] 139 00:09:33,834 --> 00:09:37,209 [ticking] 140 00:09:46,834 --> 00:09:47,793 [clicking] 141 00:09:59,876 --> 00:10:01,793 How's your night going? 142 00:10:01,876 --> 00:10:03,709 Not bad. Yours? 143 00:10:04,334 --> 00:10:05,709 It's okay. 144 00:10:07,084 --> 00:10:08,584 -Time just kinda-- -[snorts, gasps] 145 00:10:11,084 --> 00:10:12,084 What? 146 00:10:18,001 --> 00:10:20,293 Does staying late happen a lot? 147 00:10:20,376 --> 00:10:21,334 Sometimes. 148 00:10:22,084 --> 00:10:25,626 It's like an "every other month" thing. The reason always changes. 149 00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:26,834 Monthly reports due, 150 00:10:26,918 --> 00:10:29,293 quarterlies for something or other, fires. 151 00:10:29,376 --> 00:10:32,793 -Fire? -Yeah. People settin' shit on fire. 152 00:10:33,584 --> 00:10:36,876 One lady didn't wanna go home. She tried setting the elevators on fire. 153 00:10:36,959 --> 00:10:39,793 Don't make me go back out there. 154 00:10:39,876 --> 00:10:40,751 I can't. 155 00:10:40,834 --> 00:10:42,459 Please! Please! No! 156 00:10:42,543 --> 00:10:44,751 No. I hate it. I hate it out there! 157 00:10:44,834 --> 00:10:46,001 [dramatic stinger plays] 158 00:10:46,084 --> 00:10:47,501 I get that. 159 00:10:49,209 --> 00:10:51,209 [soft music playing] 160 00:11:05,876 --> 00:11:07,126 [chuckles] 161 00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:08,293 I'm not sure why, 162 00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:13,084 but it's strange as hell bumping into someone from work on the outside. 163 00:11:14,043 --> 00:11:16,876 [child crying] 164 00:11:16,959 --> 00:11:19,043 Jonathan, please get up. 165 00:11:19,126 --> 00:11:20,834 Mommy wants to go home. 166 00:11:20,918 --> 00:11:23,084 [babies screeching and sobbing] 167 00:11:27,376 --> 00:11:30,168 I am going to count to three. One… 168 00:11:30,793 --> 00:11:32,751 We've never mentioned it. 169 00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:35,251 But she didn't need to say a thing. 170 00:11:35,334 --> 00:11:38,209 Shit, after raising five mostly on my own, I got it. 171 00:11:38,293 --> 00:11:40,501 Sometimes you just need an office. 172 00:11:40,584 --> 00:11:42,584 [clock ticking] 173 00:11:46,543 --> 00:11:49,334 [somber music playing] 174 00:11:53,168 --> 00:11:55,043 [distant seagulls squawking] 175 00:12:02,959 --> 00:12:04,459 [music fades] 176 00:12:08,084 --> 00:12:09,626 [ticking] 177 00:12:10,334 --> 00:12:12,459 [somber ambient music playing] 178 00:12:13,751 --> 00:12:16,084 -Ever make zucchini bread? -Sometimes. 179 00:12:17,501 --> 00:12:19,834 Mm. I can't bake for shit. 180 00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:25,168 [Donna] Tenth floor has a private bathroom. 181 00:12:25,251 --> 00:12:29,668 And most of the soda machines are empty, but 22 still has Mr. Pibbs. 182 00:12:29,751 --> 00:12:31,668 I bring in my own Schweppes. 183 00:12:36,459 --> 00:12:38,459 Your nails are really nice. 184 00:12:38,543 --> 00:12:39,793 Thanks. 185 00:12:39,876 --> 00:12:42,168 I do all my own designs. 186 00:12:42,251 --> 00:12:45,834 Cow print, butterflies, dog paws, cat paws, 187 00:12:45,918 --> 00:12:49,251 little ducks, roosters, pizza, burgers, tacos, 188 00:12:49,334 --> 00:12:53,751 sunflowers, roses, poppies, daisies, palm trees, bumblebees, 189 00:12:53,834 --> 00:12:55,959 polka dots, sunrise, sunsets, 190 00:12:56,043 --> 00:12:59,668 different flags, American, Mexican, Japanese… 191 00:13:00,251 --> 00:13:02,334 -[whooshing sound] -[snorts, gasps] 192 00:13:14,751 --> 00:13:19,084 She's always like, "The only real prison is our minds." 193 00:13:19,168 --> 00:13:22,751 -She got a thing with her arms? -Oh, no. She's skydiving. 194 00:13:22,834 --> 00:13:24,126 Oh, okay. 195 00:13:25,959 --> 00:13:27,293 Yeah, that's annoying. 196 00:13:33,418 --> 00:13:35,918 I went up one floor to Sales. 197 00:13:36,001 --> 00:13:37,084 [Donna] Uh-huh? 198 00:13:37,168 --> 00:13:39,876 And two floors down to Marketing. 199 00:13:40,626 --> 00:13:41,834 Right. 200 00:13:41,918 --> 00:13:43,209 There was nothing there. 201 00:13:43,293 --> 00:13:44,793 -[whooshing sound] -[gasps] 202 00:13:51,459 --> 00:13:53,834 [Donna] You start dreaming about this place yet? 203 00:13:53,918 --> 00:13:55,126 You too? 204 00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:57,209 I did payroll last night. 205 00:13:58,251 --> 00:14:00,084 I think I sent a fax. 206 00:14:07,209 --> 00:14:12,251 [ticking] 207 00:14:14,376 --> 00:14:18,293 -Does your family know you come here? -No, they think I'm writing a novel. 208 00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:21,918 -My parents think I surf. -What? 209 00:14:22,668 --> 00:14:23,626 I know. 210 00:14:23,709 --> 00:14:26,001 I don't even like putting on a swimsuit. 211 00:14:26,084 --> 00:14:28,334 You told your parents you surf? 212 00:14:28,418 --> 00:14:30,668 [laughing] 213 00:14:30,751 --> 00:14:32,709 And they believe that shit? 214 00:14:32,793 --> 00:14:34,584 [laughing] 215 00:14:39,126 --> 00:14:41,584 [sighs] This is nice. 216 00:14:41,668 --> 00:14:42,668 Yeah. 217 00:14:42,751 --> 00:14:43,668 [whooshing sound] 218 00:14:43,751 --> 00:14:44,918 [snorts] 219 00:14:45,001 --> 00:14:46,918 [murmuring softly] 220 00:14:53,084 --> 00:14:55,876 Carol, I swear, if I knew you had a thing about parakeets, 221 00:14:55,959 --> 00:14:58,126 I never would have brought them up. 222 00:14:58,209 --> 00:14:59,751 [crying] I'm just tired. 223 00:14:59,834 --> 00:15:02,501 No, I'm sorry. It's my fault. 224 00:15:03,293 --> 00:15:04,626 I'm just tired. 225 00:15:04,709 --> 00:15:05,709 [crying] 226 00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:12,543 [music fades] 227 00:15:29,668 --> 00:15:32,334 -That guy was on the Food Network. -Really? 228 00:15:32,418 --> 00:15:34,251 Hosted a cook-off show. 229 00:15:35,084 --> 00:15:37,043 I wonder why he's here. 230 00:15:37,126 --> 00:15:38,751 We've all got our reasons. 231 00:15:39,918 --> 00:15:41,418 -[man] I think I know why. -Huh? 232 00:15:41,501 --> 00:15:44,834 Sorry. You were talking about why we're here? 233 00:15:46,126 --> 00:15:47,251 I think I know why. 234 00:15:48,584 --> 00:15:51,584 Hi. I don't think we've ever been formally introduced. 235 00:15:52,209 --> 00:15:53,584 I'm… Luis. 236 00:15:54,584 --> 00:15:55,584 Donna. 237 00:15:55,668 --> 00:15:56,709 Luis. 238 00:15:56,793 --> 00:15:57,751 Donna. 239 00:15:57,834 --> 00:15:59,334 Hi. I'm Carol. 240 00:15:59,418 --> 00:16:00,501 Nice to meet you. 241 00:16:01,501 --> 00:16:03,209 Wow. Look at this. 242 00:16:03,293 --> 00:16:04,501 Mmm. 243 00:16:04,584 --> 00:16:06,251 Would you like a piece? 244 00:16:06,334 --> 00:16:07,418 Yes, please. 245 00:16:08,376 --> 00:16:10,501 A… A little bigger. Little… 246 00:16:12,626 --> 00:16:15,209 Oh! Bless your heart. [chuckles] 247 00:16:16,126 --> 00:16:17,418 Thank you! 248 00:16:18,459 --> 00:16:19,668 Mmm! 249 00:16:19,751 --> 00:16:21,376 So, you were… 250 00:16:21,459 --> 00:16:24,751 Oh, right. [hesitates] Why he's here. 251 00:16:24,834 --> 00:16:28,209 Actually, why we're all here. 252 00:16:28,293 --> 00:16:29,293 Um… 253 00:16:30,001 --> 00:16:31,793 [whispers] It's because we're dead. 254 00:16:32,709 --> 00:16:34,043 Mmm, delicious. 255 00:16:35,168 --> 00:16:38,084 Moist, with a… a slight crumble. 256 00:16:38,168 --> 00:16:40,043 Like, metaphorically? 257 00:16:40,126 --> 00:16:42,001 No, like we're all dead. 258 00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:44,251 We all died, and now we're all here. 259 00:16:44,334 --> 00:16:45,334 Uh-huh. 260 00:16:45,834 --> 00:16:47,001 In an office? 261 00:16:47,084 --> 00:16:48,209 Purgatory. 262 00:16:48,293 --> 00:16:51,209 The office is, um, Purgatory, or at least I think so. 263 00:16:51,293 --> 00:16:54,793 -It's just one of my theories. -Yeah, no. I don't think so. 264 00:16:54,876 --> 00:16:56,043 Think about it. 265 00:16:56,876 --> 00:16:59,418 Why would the office still be up and running 266 00:16:59,501 --> 00:17:02,084 if it wasn't Purgatory? 267 00:17:02,168 --> 00:17:05,168 Who the hell knows? But it doesn't mean we're dead. 268 00:17:05,251 --> 00:17:07,793 Like, wouldn't I know if I died or not? 269 00:17:07,876 --> 00:17:09,084 Not necessarily. 270 00:17:09,626 --> 00:17:12,251 Trust me. I've given this some thought. 271 00:17:13,334 --> 00:17:14,876 I wonder how I died. 272 00:17:14,959 --> 00:17:17,209 Carol! You're seriously buying this? 273 00:17:17,293 --> 00:17:19,543 No, but I still wonder. 274 00:17:19,626 --> 00:17:21,584 [waves crashing] 275 00:17:21,668 --> 00:17:23,293 You drowned in the ocean. 276 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,459 Yep. That's what I thought. 277 00:17:25,543 --> 00:17:27,376 Would you like to know how I think you died? 278 00:17:27,459 --> 00:17:29,376 -[horn blaring] -Hell no. 279 00:17:29,459 --> 00:17:30,709 Already know how I'm gonna die, 280 00:17:30,793 --> 00:17:32,959 and I don't need you going on about it either. 281 00:17:36,626 --> 00:17:38,376 So how do you think you died? 282 00:17:38,459 --> 00:17:39,751 Massive heart attack. 283 00:17:40,959 --> 00:17:42,543 Just a massive coronary. 284 00:17:43,251 --> 00:17:44,168 Mmm. 285 00:17:45,084 --> 00:17:46,168 What's in this? 286 00:17:47,209 --> 00:17:49,043 [chewing] Cinnamon? 287 00:17:49,126 --> 00:17:52,709 [ticking] 288 00:17:59,126 --> 00:18:01,168 [whooshing sound] 289 00:18:01,251 --> 00:18:05,334 [snorts, murmurs confusedly] 290 00:18:15,584 --> 00:18:16,668 [exhales] 291 00:18:17,168 --> 00:18:18,168 Oh. 292 00:18:18,251 --> 00:18:19,543 You mind if I…? 293 00:18:19,626 --> 00:18:20,626 It's your ship. 294 00:18:22,543 --> 00:18:23,543 [lighter clicks] 295 00:18:29,418 --> 00:18:30,418 Can't sleep? 296 00:18:30,501 --> 00:18:33,751 Just… happy. [chuckles softly] 297 00:18:35,959 --> 00:18:38,459 Your parents seem to be having a good time. 298 00:18:38,543 --> 00:18:41,376 -They're not my parents. -Oh. They're not? 299 00:18:41,459 --> 00:18:43,918 -We're a throuple. -Oh. 300 00:18:44,001 --> 00:18:45,126 Good for them. 301 00:18:45,626 --> 00:18:46,751 Uh, and you. 302 00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:49,043 You all seem happy. 303 00:18:49,126 --> 00:18:50,459 Couldn't be happier. 304 00:18:50,543 --> 00:18:51,751 [Jason murmurs] 305 00:18:51,834 --> 00:18:55,501 -Where'd y'all meet? -I was Bernard's registered nurse. 306 00:18:55,584 --> 00:18:56,834 Oh, wow. 307 00:18:57,793 --> 00:19:00,126 Isn't there like an oath that you… You know. 308 00:19:01,418 --> 00:19:03,418 -I'm sorry if I, uh… -No, it's okay. 309 00:19:03,501 --> 00:19:06,251 I know this kind of stuff is generally frowned upon, 310 00:19:06,334 --> 00:19:08,876 but for the past three years, I've dressed Bernard, 311 00:19:08,959 --> 00:19:11,168 washed him, fed him, given him his shots, 312 00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:13,293 and each and every single day, 313 00:19:13,376 --> 00:19:16,918 he's looked at me with this love that I've never felt before. 314 00:19:18,001 --> 00:19:19,584 That's a love that changes you. 315 00:19:20,251 --> 00:19:21,459 I bet. 316 00:19:21,543 --> 00:19:23,209 I fell for him first. 317 00:19:23,793 --> 00:19:26,209 And Pauline, well, 318 00:19:26,293 --> 00:19:31,376 she exudes this affection and compassion that I just admire. 319 00:19:32,626 --> 00:19:35,543 I don't care what my oath was, or the ethics behind it, 320 00:19:35,626 --> 00:19:38,334 or what my responsibility was to my profession. 321 00:19:38,418 --> 00:19:39,334 [Jason] Hm. 322 00:19:39,418 --> 00:19:43,168 [Michael] I just wanted to spend my whole life within that, 323 00:19:43,251 --> 00:19:47,126 and I knew doing any less was going to feel dishonest. 324 00:19:47,834 --> 00:19:50,209 Nothing haunts you like the choices you don't make. 325 00:19:50,293 --> 00:19:51,293 Exactly. 326 00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:54,501 And the sex? 327 00:19:55,251 --> 00:19:56,418 Sublime. 328 00:19:58,418 --> 00:20:01,001 -I'm gonna head back inside. -Have a good night. 329 00:20:01,084 --> 00:20:02,084 You too, Captain. 330 00:20:07,001 --> 00:20:09,793 [ticking] 331 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:12,126 [phones ringing] 332 00:20:15,709 --> 00:20:17,084 -Excuse me. -Listen up. 333 00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:21,168 It's time for office calisthenics. 334 00:20:21,251 --> 00:20:22,293 Please follow along, 335 00:20:22,376 --> 00:20:26,043 as studies show stretching keeps proper blood flow to the muscles. 336 00:20:26,126 --> 00:20:27,126 This is mandatory. 337 00:20:28,751 --> 00:20:30,126 [both] Let us begin. 338 00:20:30,209 --> 00:20:33,459 [light instrumental music playing] 339 00:20:42,751 --> 00:20:43,834 [music halts] 340 00:20:45,043 --> 00:20:47,501 If this isn't Purgatory, right, or a cult, 341 00:20:47,584 --> 00:20:50,543 then I can't see how you'd say no to it being performance art. 342 00:20:50,626 --> 00:20:51,959 But there's no audience. 343 00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:54,084 Art doesn't need an audience. 344 00:20:54,168 --> 00:20:55,876 It just needs to be pure. 345 00:20:55,959 --> 00:20:57,959 Yeah, that's not this. 346 00:20:58,043 --> 00:21:00,501 Look, look at this woman at the copier. 347 00:21:00,584 --> 00:21:02,584 [printer whirring] 348 00:21:03,626 --> 00:21:05,834 [Luis] Tell me that isn't pure. 349 00:21:06,418 --> 00:21:07,626 [yawns] 350 00:21:08,918 --> 00:21:10,793 I can kind of see it. 351 00:21:10,876 --> 00:21:12,793 That's just crazy! 352 00:21:12,876 --> 00:21:15,334 So, what, the boss is like some art director 353 00:21:15,418 --> 00:21:18,251 giving out lines for a show no one is ever gonna see? 354 00:21:18,334 --> 00:21:19,168 Why not? 355 00:21:19,251 --> 00:21:20,668 Because it's insane! 356 00:21:20,751 --> 00:21:24,376 Okay, well, if it's not that, then I have no idea what this is. 357 00:21:24,459 --> 00:21:27,334 It's just work! 358 00:21:27,959 --> 00:21:30,876 Why does it need to be more complicated than that? 359 00:21:32,418 --> 00:21:34,459 Maybe he's just lonely. 360 00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:38,793 -[ticking] -[melancholy music playing] 361 00:21:38,876 --> 00:21:42,001 [whirring] 362 00:21:51,334 --> 00:21:52,334 [gasps] 363 00:22:00,709 --> 00:22:03,793 [panel beeping] 364 00:22:12,209 --> 00:22:13,668 [ringing] 365 00:22:13,751 --> 00:22:16,293 [woman] Three bananas, two cups all-purpose flour… 366 00:22:16,376 --> 00:22:19,043 -[Donna] Hello? -…one cup sugar, one spoon cinnamon. 367 00:22:19,126 --> 00:22:20,126 Who is this? 368 00:22:20,209 --> 00:22:22,418 [eerie music playing] 369 00:22:22,501 --> 00:22:25,751 These really are the best dreams. 370 00:22:26,334 --> 00:22:33,001 [high-pitched ringing] 371 00:22:33,084 --> 00:22:34,418 -[whooshing] -[ringing stops] 372 00:22:34,501 --> 00:22:35,334 Work dream? 373 00:22:35,418 --> 00:22:37,709 [chuckles] Yeah. 374 00:22:38,751 --> 00:22:41,709 I got so much done. 375 00:22:42,293 --> 00:22:44,543 [whispers] Come on. I wanna show you something. 376 00:22:48,126 --> 00:22:49,876 [crow squawking] 377 00:22:52,501 --> 00:22:56,876 This used to be the headquarters for this big-time food and beverage company. 378 00:22:56,959 --> 00:22:58,126 [elevator bell dings] 379 00:22:59,501 --> 00:23:02,084 But that's not the exciting part. 380 00:23:02,168 --> 00:23:03,376 [giggles] 381 00:23:04,001 --> 00:23:05,209 [elevator bell dings] 382 00:23:08,793 --> 00:23:11,709 Isn't this great? It's a tanning salon! 383 00:23:11,793 --> 00:23:15,293 The building must have rented out an unused floor for extra money. 384 00:23:16,959 --> 00:23:18,334 What? What's wrong? 385 00:23:18,418 --> 00:23:20,168 [sighs] Nothing. 386 00:23:20,251 --> 00:23:23,543 I was just expecting more of a Wetzel's Pretzels situation. 387 00:23:23,626 --> 00:23:25,834 Come on. It's gonna be fun. 388 00:23:25,918 --> 00:23:28,959 We'll lotion, get some sun, some… 389 00:23:29,043 --> 00:23:30,626 some vitamin D. 390 00:23:30,709 --> 00:23:32,709 C-Come on, guys. 391 00:23:32,793 --> 00:23:35,001 C-C… Carol? 392 00:23:35,084 --> 00:23:36,834 I don't know. 393 00:23:36,918 --> 00:23:39,668 This kind of thing makes me uneasy. 394 00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:40,834 Fine. 395 00:23:41,918 --> 00:23:46,668 I was just trying to show you guys something fun, and, uh… 396 00:23:47,834 --> 00:23:51,168 I'm sorry, it's just been a long night. I feel, like, so… 397 00:23:51,959 --> 00:23:53,168 [sobs] 398 00:23:55,834 --> 00:23:57,043 Luis, are you okay? 399 00:23:59,084 --> 00:24:01,709 Look, I'm sorry. 400 00:24:01,793 --> 00:24:03,251 We've been inside all day. 401 00:24:03,334 --> 00:24:04,418 Maybe some sun 402 00:24:04,501 --> 00:24:07,168 or pure, concentrated UV light would do us some good. 403 00:24:07,251 --> 00:24:08,084 Right, Carol? 404 00:24:09,459 --> 00:24:12,376 Carol agrees too. Come on. 405 00:24:12,459 --> 00:24:13,418 [Luis] Really? 406 00:24:13,501 --> 00:24:16,084 Yeah. But I'm keeping my clothes on. 407 00:24:16,168 --> 00:24:19,668 -I didn't plan on all this. -That's totally fine. 408 00:24:20,334 --> 00:24:23,209 I promise… this is going to be great. 409 00:24:24,459 --> 00:24:25,751 [Donna laughs softly] 410 00:24:26,334 --> 00:24:28,834 I'm not gonna lie. This ain't bad. 411 00:24:30,334 --> 00:24:32,793 How you doing back there, Carol? 412 00:24:33,959 --> 00:24:36,001 It's sort of like a coffin. 413 00:24:36,084 --> 00:24:38,376 But the blue light makes it soothing. 414 00:24:43,418 --> 00:24:44,543 What would you get? 415 00:24:45,251 --> 00:24:47,626 [Luis] Without a doubt, the sesame chicken. 416 00:24:47,709 --> 00:24:50,543 Mm! It was the best in the world. 417 00:24:50,626 --> 00:24:52,876 [Donna] The "world" world? Like, this world? 418 00:24:52,959 --> 00:24:54,459 Absolutely. 419 00:24:54,543 --> 00:24:56,126 I've been all over, 420 00:24:56,209 --> 00:24:59,459 and nothing comes close to the sesame chicken from Panda Express. 421 00:24:59,543 --> 00:25:02,126 -[Donna] I find that hard to believe. -I've had it. 422 00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:03,668 It's very authentic. 423 00:25:03,751 --> 00:25:06,918 Yeah. I've ordered it too, but I wouldn't call it all that. 424 00:25:07,001 --> 00:25:08,709 It's not even the best in the city. 425 00:25:08,793 --> 00:25:10,918 I didn't say anything when you said Sbarro's, okay? 426 00:25:11,001 --> 00:25:13,501 I wasn't picking it for their pizza. 427 00:25:13,584 --> 00:25:16,918 I said that's where I used to take my kids after games. 428 00:25:17,001 --> 00:25:19,251 [inhales sharply] That's what I miss. 429 00:25:19,334 --> 00:25:21,834 What about you, Carol? Is there anything you miss? 430 00:25:23,626 --> 00:25:25,126 Um, well, 431 00:25:25,209 --> 00:25:26,751 recycling, mostly. 432 00:25:27,251 --> 00:25:29,793 And the feeling you get from saving money. 433 00:25:30,751 --> 00:25:32,584 And Applebee's. 434 00:25:32,668 --> 00:25:34,668 I wish I'd appreciated it more. 435 00:25:35,251 --> 00:25:38,876 You don't realize the true value of things until they're gone. 436 00:25:40,126 --> 00:25:41,501 Is that like a Chili's? 437 00:25:41,584 --> 00:25:43,793 It's nothing like a Chili's. 438 00:25:44,668 --> 00:25:46,501 It's different. Trust me. 439 00:25:47,876 --> 00:25:49,793 [Donna] So you've really traveled? 440 00:25:49,876 --> 00:25:51,626 Me? Oh yeah. I've been all over. 441 00:25:51,709 --> 00:25:55,918 The UK, Germany, China, Albania, Madagascar. 442 00:25:56,001 --> 00:25:57,501 Name a place, I've been there. 443 00:25:57,584 --> 00:25:59,168 [Donna] Ugh. Sounds exhausting. 444 00:25:59,251 --> 00:26:02,043 Yeah, well, I was a younger man then. 445 00:26:02,126 --> 00:26:03,626 I started at 17. 446 00:26:03,709 --> 00:26:05,793 Shit, 17? 447 00:26:05,876 --> 00:26:08,334 I was pregnant with Marlon at 17. 448 00:26:09,001 --> 00:26:12,126 That year I'd just come out to my parents, and I went for it. 449 00:26:12,209 --> 00:26:16,918 I was like this burden had been lifted, and I just said, "Fuck it!" 450 00:26:17,001 --> 00:26:20,793 I dropped out of school and backpacked through South America. 451 00:26:20,876 --> 00:26:22,043 Was it nice? 452 00:26:22,126 --> 00:26:24,459 The best experience of my life. 453 00:26:26,459 --> 00:26:27,668 [sniffles] Wajto. 454 00:26:28,209 --> 00:26:29,043 [Donna] What's that? 455 00:26:29,626 --> 00:26:30,918 [Luis] Just a dude I met. 456 00:26:32,418 --> 00:26:33,418 Wajto. 457 00:26:37,918 --> 00:26:39,709 Flying stresses me out. 458 00:26:39,793 --> 00:26:42,668 The takeoffs, and the landing part, 459 00:26:42,751 --> 00:26:43,959 and I guess 460 00:26:44,043 --> 00:26:46,168 the part where you're in the air. 461 00:26:46,251 --> 00:26:49,793 Oh, traveling was never my thing either with the kids and work. 462 00:26:49,876 --> 00:26:51,501 There was always something. 463 00:26:52,043 --> 00:26:55,709 That's what they're all doing now. Traveling. Janet is in Ibiza. 464 00:26:55,793 --> 00:26:57,584 Oh! I love Ibiza! 465 00:26:57,668 --> 00:27:01,001 Oh! The club scene and the drugs are fucking amazing! 466 00:27:01,084 --> 00:27:03,376 Of course. [sniffles] Great. 467 00:27:03,459 --> 00:27:06,251 But, honestly, I… I don't think you missed out. 468 00:27:06,334 --> 00:27:09,793 Sure, the majority of my trips were amazing, but… 469 00:27:10,918 --> 00:27:13,501 they were also such a blur. 470 00:27:14,001 --> 00:27:16,543 The friends you make all come and go, 471 00:27:16,626 --> 00:27:19,709 and… it starts to wear thin. 472 00:27:21,459 --> 00:27:25,626 You could be in paradise, but you still feel so far away. 473 00:27:26,126 --> 00:27:27,418 [Donna] I know what you mean. 474 00:27:28,376 --> 00:27:31,584 I spent my whole life thinking I was working toward something. 475 00:27:31,668 --> 00:27:35,043 I screwed up in the beginning, but I did everything right. 476 00:27:35,543 --> 00:27:37,043 [sighs] Everything. 477 00:27:39,584 --> 00:27:40,584 [bell dings] 478 00:27:45,751 --> 00:27:46,751 Donna? 479 00:27:49,209 --> 00:27:52,001 Uh, Donna, y-you probably should get out. 480 00:27:52,084 --> 00:27:55,001 It's not something you want to lie in for too long. 481 00:27:56,959 --> 00:27:58,043 Hello? 482 00:27:58,126 --> 00:28:01,043 [Donna sniffles, weeps] 483 00:28:05,334 --> 00:28:07,126 [sobbing] 484 00:28:12,626 --> 00:28:14,459 You two look ridiculous. 485 00:28:14,543 --> 00:28:16,251 [Donna inhales, sighs] 486 00:28:16,959 --> 00:28:20,793 I just thought carving out a little piece was gonna make a difference. 487 00:28:20,876 --> 00:28:23,793 Shit, owning a business made me feel special. 488 00:28:23,876 --> 00:28:26,209 How dumb is that? And for what? 489 00:28:26,293 --> 00:28:29,668 So some fuckin' thing could come out of the sky and wipe it all out? 490 00:28:30,793 --> 00:28:32,126 I just feel so stupid. 491 00:28:33,418 --> 00:28:35,001 You know why I'm here? 492 00:28:35,709 --> 00:28:37,626 I don't really know what I want. 493 00:28:37,709 --> 00:28:40,751 Everyone's got all these plans and I… 494 00:28:40,834 --> 00:28:42,084 [Donna] Nothing wrong with that. 495 00:28:42,168 --> 00:28:44,626 Hell, work was the only thing that ever made sense to me. 496 00:28:44,709 --> 00:28:47,334 Just clicks. That's the me I like. 497 00:28:47,418 --> 00:28:49,209 This is actually the first job I've ever had. 498 00:28:49,293 --> 00:28:50,959 You've never worked before? 499 00:28:51,043 --> 00:28:55,376 Never. But I love all those little tools you guys use. 500 00:28:55,459 --> 00:28:58,668 You know that feeling when you press down on a stapler? 501 00:28:59,418 --> 00:29:01,709 I really enjoy that. 502 00:29:01,793 --> 00:29:04,001 The Post-its are my favorite. 503 00:29:04,084 --> 00:29:06,418 Oh, the click of the mouse. 504 00:29:09,501 --> 00:29:11,001 We should probably get back. 505 00:29:11,501 --> 00:29:14,793 [birds singing faintly] 506 00:29:16,626 --> 00:29:18,626 I wonder where it came from. 507 00:29:18,709 --> 00:29:19,709 Doesn't matter. 508 00:29:20,959 --> 00:29:23,168 You know, I got a couple theories. 509 00:29:29,959 --> 00:29:33,459 [dramatic string music playing] 510 00:29:52,501 --> 00:29:55,001 [music fades] 511 00:30:05,043 --> 00:30:06,084 -Hey, uh… -Excuse me! 512 00:30:06,168 --> 00:30:07,376 Eyes up here, gang. 513 00:30:08,084 --> 00:30:10,084 [both] You're all dismissed. 514 00:30:12,293 --> 00:30:14,918 [faint birdsong] 515 00:30:15,001 --> 00:30:16,293 [Carol] See you Monday! 516 00:30:16,376 --> 00:30:17,376 Bye. 517 00:30:20,709 --> 00:30:22,501 We live in the same building. 518 00:30:23,418 --> 00:30:24,501 Oh. 519 00:30:24,584 --> 00:30:26,168 I drive him to work. 520 00:30:29,293 --> 00:30:30,543 [engine turns over] 521 00:30:31,959 --> 00:30:33,834 [melancholy song playing] 522 00:30:33,918 --> 00:30:35,918 [engine turns over] 523 00:30:50,626 --> 00:30:53,209 ♪ Wonder if it happened… ♪ 524 00:30:53,293 --> 00:30:55,126 You said you had a business? 525 00:30:55,209 --> 00:30:56,334 A nail salon. 526 00:30:56,418 --> 00:30:57,334 Oh yeah? 527 00:30:57,418 --> 00:30:58,418 Yeah. 528 00:30:58,501 --> 00:31:00,376 I do all sorts of designs. 529 00:31:00,459 --> 00:31:05,334 French, floral stamp, tribal, African, Aztec, 530 00:31:05,418 --> 00:31:09,543 jewel-encrusted, sequined, tie-dyed, nude, silver-tipped, 531 00:31:09,626 --> 00:31:14,834 checkered, geometric, metallic, monochrome, cobra, zigzag… 532 00:31:15,418 --> 00:31:18,001 [paper ripping] 533 00:31:19,793 --> 00:31:20,834 [Luis] Wow. 534 00:31:21,793 --> 00:31:23,168 Did you say "Aztec"? 535 00:31:24,918 --> 00:31:28,793 ♪ Never turned away ♪ 536 00:31:28,876 --> 00:31:33,251 ♪ I nearly ran inside ♪ 537 00:31:34,293 --> 00:31:37,918 ♪ Waiting for the call ♪