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‎愚蠢的週末

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‎愚蠢又愚笨的週末

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‎《凱洛》

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‎（4月26日星期六）

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‎（剩餘5個月又28天）

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‎（免費）

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‎（蘋果蜂餐廳）

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‎-漂亮
‎-什麼？

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‎我喜歡！

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‎好，再來

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‎大一點，再大一點

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‎再多點能動性，對了，多點活力

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‎就是這樣

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‎很好，我們休息五分鐘

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‎該太空艙將羅列
‎地球上各種生命及文化…

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‎辛辛那提最後一名女性
‎辛西雅托瑞斯很開心得知…

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‎大家都知道，賤人！

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‎全都知道！

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‎我對天發誓

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‎要是克卜勒沒殺死妳，我就親自動手

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‎天啊！

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‎…剩餘的船員棄至尊柯達號而去

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‎留下乘客困於船上…

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‎馬龍，你媽來了！

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‎四月聖誕快樂！

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‎房子裝飾得超讚的！

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‎謝謝，花了很久才弄好

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‎妳變得好可愛喔！

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‎嗨，潔奇、康納、詹姆斯、珍妮

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‎凡妮莎、雪莉、克莉絲汀娜

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‎這位是誰？

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‎他是阿福

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‎來，雪莉織了件毛衣給妳

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‎-穿上吧
‎-現在嗎？

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‎-妳一定要穿
‎-對啊，我們每人都穿了

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‎好吧！我去穿

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‎你以前說話都含糊不清

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‎咕咕噥噥的！

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‎潔奇，我有嗎？

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‎沒有，但你會裝奇怪的聲音

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‎沒錯，那個搞怪的聲音是怎樣的？

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‎“我是過去聖誕的幽靈”

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‎那是英國口音

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‎其他人都沒有裝口音

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‎太適合了！

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‎我是照劇本演的
‎那是狄更斯的作品，是英國戲劇

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‎妳記得康納演《小氣財神》嗎？

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‎什麼時候的事？國中嗎？

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‎是高中，妳那時好像要工作

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‎-反正我的演藝生涯也被他們毀了
‎-才不是，我們是救了你

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‎演完後他們一直走上來

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‎在大家面前向我要簽名

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‎還叫我丹佐

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‎我們是想逗你開心

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‎我不記得你演過戲

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‎要酒嗎？

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‎謝謝

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‎不給糖就搗蛋！

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‎等我一下

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‎好吧，你是真實存在的

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‎對不起

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‎我好像喝太多

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‎葡萄酒了

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‎什麼？

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‎我醉了，抱歉

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‎妳有糖果嗎？

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‎不知道耶

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‎只要你答應不哭鬧

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‎就可以進來找找看

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‎我不應該進去

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‎是啊

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‎天都黑了

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‎這麼晚了，你應該在外面嗎？

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‎我是吸血鬼

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‎你好

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‎我是凱洛

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‎（感恩節快樂）

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‎不給糖就搗蛋！

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‎嗨，葛雷

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‎嗨，凱洛

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‎妳還好嗎？

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‎不好，我現在挺醉的

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‎我本來不想告訴你的
‎但我猜我還是說了

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‎抱歉

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‎我喝醉了

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‎你是錫人嗎？

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‎不是，我就是葛雷而已

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‎老婆，我們家有糖果嗎？

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‎沒有，但我們有派

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‎想吃派嗎？

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‎麻煩來兩份

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‎這是妳外甥嗎？

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‎不是，我不知道他是誰

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‎我想帶他回家

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‎他自己一個人，天又黑了

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‎我也不太…

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‎小孩子讓我很緊張

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‎因為裝扮？

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‎不是，但那倒也沒幫助

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‎你能幫忙我送他回家嗎？

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‎當然可以！老婆，把派打包

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‎-我得幫一個小德古拉回家
‎-我是吸血鬼

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‎他們想吃感恩節火雞或馬鈴薯泥嗎？

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‎不用，拿派來就好

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‎雪莉，這一定是受到妳的影響

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‎因為我們家沒有烹飪基因

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‎才不是那樣

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‎-馬龍一直都會做菜
‎-從什麼時候開始？

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‎他教會我們做早餐

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‎-是嗎？
‎-對啊

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‎-我都不知道…
‎-家政課

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‎如果是老媽負責聖誕晚餐

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‎就會去國王自助餐吃

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‎大蒜麵包吃到飽
‎你們都很愛那個地方啊！

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‎對，因為妳會讓我們
‎先吃冰淇淋和糖果

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‎好吧，聽起來是不太妥當
‎但只有聖誕節才會那樣

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‎以前我不太會玩交換禮物

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‎所以就讓你們狂吃糖

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‎我起碼能讓你們盡興

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‎記得嗎？“你的蛋蛋露出來了”

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‎天啊！

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‎什麼？

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‎地毯對聖誕樹說了什麼？

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‎有一年聖誕節都在玩這個！

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‎真的很丟臉，整個晚餐都在玩

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‎五個孩子都那樣？我無法想像

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‎我連這三個都快搞不定

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‎有時候還不錯

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‎我記得下班回家時
‎他們會通通爬上我的床

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‎像四隻小狗似的

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‎那是因為我們在躲康納和雜工

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‎-誰？
‎-天啊，那個雜工！

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‎我都忘了那個雜工了

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‎什麼？你們沒跟我說過什麼雜工的事

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‎是康納以前常做的事

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‎我們都有做啊

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‎才怪，都是你在做

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‎好吧，但媽叫我負責管你們
‎但你們都不聽話

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‎-所以我得發揮創意
‎-什麼創意？

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‎康納會在臉上放一片火腿

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‎然後拿著一支扳手
‎在家裡追著我們到處跑

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‎“這些架子鬆了嗎？”

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‎對，然後就變成…那個叫什麼？

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‎“你有換暖爐濾網嗎？”

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‎我根本不懂那有什麼可怕的！

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‎你們還說我演技不好

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‎你只在臉上有火腿的時候演技才好

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‎發生這些事的時候我都在哪？

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‎那時妳在超市上夜班

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‎對喔

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‎天啊，記得她弄響
‎火災警報器那次嗎？

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‎“快醒醒！”

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‎-“快醒醒！”
‎-結果康納還在睡

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‎所以你才會那樣？爸爸就會那樣

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‎對，多虧了奶奶

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‎天啊，她個子好大

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‎你當時好小一個

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‎你們都是

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‎所以說，大家都明天早上走嗎？

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‎對，我和阿福要去紐西蘭參加婚禮

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‎-大堡礁
‎-巨石陣

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‎-玻利維亞的鹽沼
‎-印度

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‎妳呢？

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‎我？你們知道的

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‎待在城裡，小說還有得寫

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‎這可難說

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‎說不定出去探索世界會讓妳文思泉源

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‎對，也許吧

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‎謝謝

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‎那麼，吸血鬼先生

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‎你知道你住哪裡嗎？

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‎在哪個方向？

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‎那邊嗎？

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‎好，你知道距離多遠嗎？

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‎我想是那邊吧

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‎你覺得我們是不是

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‎要通知軍隊來處理？

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‎凱洛，他那雙小腳不可能走太遠的

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‎-我們就陪著他一路要糖果回家
‎-希望很近

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‎我不知道

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‎我對陌生人只有六句話可說

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‎“哈囉”

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‎“你好嗎？”

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‎“幸會”

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‎“那個你在用嗎？”

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‎“抱歉，我認錯人了”

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‎-不給糖就搗蛋
‎-但小孩就很不受控

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‎問他們的名字
‎他們會說：“你看起很難過”

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‎然後忘記自己說過這句話

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‎我覺得他們很好玩

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‎（營養棒）

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‎（不給糖就搗蛋）

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‎不給糖就搗蛋！

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‎不給糖就搗蛋！

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‎幹！

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‎有人嗎？

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‎有人在家嗎？

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‎他們給了我一包水果糖

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‎哇，好多糖果喔！

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‎對，我有士力架

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‎兩根士力架

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‎點點軟糖、花生醬脆糖

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‎特趣巧克力、奶油花生巧克力貢糖

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‎巧克力薄荷糖、水果軟糖、彩虹糖

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‎M&M巧克力、奇巧巧克力

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‎橡皮糖、酸甜軟糖、呆子糖

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‎三劍客巧克力棒
‎口香糖、爆炸頭酸味糖

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‎三包星爆軟糖、棉花糖

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‎扭扭糖、黑色扭扭糖

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‎拉菲太妃糖、救命恩人硬糖！

211
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‎真棒，很棒吧，凱洛？

212
00:13:58,668 --> 00:13:59,793
‎嗯

213
00:13:59,876 --> 00:14:03,168
‎還有一隻巧克力兔跟一堆棒棒糖

214
00:14:08,001 --> 00:14:10,459
‎弟弟，我覺得沒人在家

215
00:14:13,501 --> 00:14:17,918
‎小朋友？
‎下一家就是最後一間了，好嗎？

216
00:14:18,001 --> 00:14:20,209
‎我們還是不知道你住在哪裡

217
00:14:22,001 --> 00:14:23,209
‎小朋友？

218
00:14:24,626 --> 00:14:26,043
‎時候不早了

219
00:14:30,001 --> 00:14:30,834
‎喂！

220
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‎回來！

221
00:14:43,168 --> 00:14:44,918
‎吸血鬼先生！

222
00:14:47,251 --> 00:14:49,334
‎天啊，我好像快死了

223
00:15:02,209 --> 00:15:03,168
‎妳還好嗎？

224
00:15:05,209 --> 00:15:06,168
‎不好！

225
00:15:25,626 --> 00:15:27,126
‎該死！

226
00:15:44,376 --> 00:15:45,709
‎跟之前說的一樣

227
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‎十顆撲熱息痛、兩打贊安諾

228
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‎和一顆三號泰諾錠

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‎好好享用

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‎（路易斯生日快樂！）

231
00:16:12,668 --> 00:16:13,543
‎嗨，媽媽

232
00:16:15,668 --> 00:16:16,709
‎謝謝媽媽

233
00:16:18,709 --> 00:16:21,293
‎對，只是有幾個人過來

234
00:16:21,918 --> 00:16:23,293
‎沒有搞得太熱鬧

235
00:16:26,709 --> 00:16:28,251
‎我也愛妳，媽

236
00:16:33,709 --> 00:16:36,876
‎對，媽媽，我還是同性戀

237
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,001
‎謝謝妳打來

238
00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:44,459
‎代我向爸問安，好嗎？

239
00:16:45,126 --> 00:16:47,084
‎我愛妳，親親

240
00:17:05,626 --> 00:17:08,584
‎雪莉，妳知道另一個夜燈在哪裡嗎？

241
00:17:12,543 --> 00:17:15,334
‎真希望我以前不用那麼賣力工作

242
00:17:17,251 --> 00:17:18,543
‎但沒辦法，懂嗎？

243
00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:26,251
‎或許以前是可以採取不同做法

244
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‎吸血鬼！

245
00:17:49,251 --> 00:17:51,001
‎小吸血鬼！

246
00:17:51,084 --> 00:17:53,084
‎吸血鬼先生！

247
00:17:57,043 --> 00:17:59,418
‎我很抱歉，吸血鬼小弟弟！

248
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‎請你回來！

249
00:18:03,334 --> 00:18:06,084
‎先生，你有沒有
‎看到一個小吸血鬼經過？

250
00:18:06,709 --> 00:18:07,834
‎像諾斯費拉圖那樣的？

251
00:18:08,376 --> 00:18:10,501
‎不是，是像德古拉，但比較小號

252
00:18:18,626 --> 00:18:20,751
‎我有糖果，小弟弟！

253
00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:22,334
‎不然我也可以去拿一些來

254
00:18:22,418 --> 00:18:24,084
‎你想要多少糖果都可以！

255
00:18:24,584 --> 00:18:26,543
‎-我嗎？
‎-不是你啦

256
00:18:26,626 --> 00:18:28,376
‎是一個吸血鬼小弟弟

257
00:18:45,126 --> 00:18:46,501
‎小吸血鬼？

258
00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:48,001
‎在嗎？

259
00:18:59,001 --> 00:19:00,084
‎嗨

260
00:19:03,043 --> 00:19:04,709
‎所以我想…

261
00:19:04,793 --> 00:19:06,543
‎我不確定，但是…

262
00:19:07,876 --> 00:19:10,293
‎你現在想下來嗎？

263
00:19:10,376 --> 00:19:11,709
‎也許回家去？

264
00:19:14,834 --> 00:19:15,959
‎妳好臭

265
00:19:18,168 --> 00:19:19,376
‎是啊

266
00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:20,543
‎是嘔吐物的味道

267
00:19:21,084 --> 00:19:23,251
‎真不好意思

268
00:19:24,959 --> 00:19:27,126
‎所以說，你還好嗎？

269
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:32,376
‎我剛才滿擔心你的

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00:19:32,459 --> 00:19:33,668
‎很奇怪

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‎通常…

272
00:19:35,209 --> 00:19:37,251
‎我可以應付青少年

273
00:19:37,751 --> 00:19:39,501
‎和年紀大一點的

274
00:19:39,584 --> 00:19:42,709
‎但再小一點的我就沒辦法

275
00:19:43,251 --> 00:19:46,668
‎我在你這個年紀時
‎連嬰兒娃娃都不會玩

276
00:19:48,084 --> 00:19:50,584
‎我不該逼你回家的

277
00:19:51,168 --> 00:19:54,043
‎但你不見的時候，我感到很害怕

278
00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:55,126
‎是嗎？

279
00:19:55,876 --> 00:19:59,001
‎對啊，通常我不會
‎為了小孩感到這麼害怕

280
00:20:01,751 --> 00:20:03,251
‎我喜歡嚇人

281
00:20:03,751 --> 00:20:07,543
‎對，你是最可怕的

282
00:20:08,376 --> 00:20:09,793
‎你願意原諒我嗎？

283
00:20:12,251 --> 00:20:14,126
‎我也討厭嬰兒娃娃

284
00:20:14,918 --> 00:20:17,084
‎對啊，它們嚇死我了

285
00:20:18,001 --> 00:20:22,209
‎有時候連看著孕婦都有點…

286
00:20:23,084 --> 00:20:25,751
‎你知道恐慌症是什麼嗎？

287
00:20:25,834 --> 00:20:26,959
‎不知道

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00:20:27,043 --> 00:20:28,709
‎就像是

289
00:20:29,376 --> 00:20:31,918
‎假如有人把你的糖果通通拿走

290
00:20:32,001 --> 00:20:33,918
‎你找不到

291
00:20:34,001 --> 00:20:35,626
‎但又非找到不可

292
00:20:36,126 --> 00:20:37,584
‎然後你意識到

293
00:20:37,668 --> 00:20:40,459
‎也許一開始就沒有半顆糖果

294
00:20:44,209 --> 00:20:45,334
‎妳真好笑

295
00:20:45,834 --> 00:20:47,043
‎這我是不知道啦

296
00:20:47,543 --> 00:20:51,334
‎但我想謝謝你沒有無緣無故羞辱我

297
00:21:22,751 --> 00:21:24,168
‎你爸媽呢？

298
00:21:31,709 --> 00:21:32,626
‎準備好了嗎？

299
00:22:29,626 --> 00:22:30,501
‎謝謝

300
00:22:31,626 --> 00:22:33,001
‎聖誕快樂，媽

301
00:22:33,084 --> 00:22:35,459
‎爸爸！聖誕老人送我一輛新腳踏車

302
00:22:35,543 --> 00:22:37,459
‎妳去找找看，樹下還有更多禮物

303
00:22:40,626 --> 00:22:42,126
‎這份是給妳的

304
00:22:43,543 --> 00:22:45,043
‎這是什麼？

305
00:22:45,126 --> 00:22:46,209
‎誰送的？

306
00:22:46,293 --> 00:22:47,168
‎聖誕老人！

307
00:22:50,501 --> 00:22:51,501
‎（回憶）

308
00:22:54,168 --> 00:22:55,876
‎這在哪裡找到的？

309
00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:58,001
‎在閣樓，跟奶奶的舊東西放在一起

310
00:23:02,209 --> 00:23:04,126
‎我的天啊

311
00:23:07,959 --> 00:23:08,959
‎看看你們

312
00:23:12,418 --> 00:23:14,043
‎（美甲）

313
00:23:14,126 --> 00:23:15,293
‎美甲沙龍

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00:23:17,793 --> 00:23:19,168
‎疲憊的聖誕老人！

315
00:23:20,043 --> 00:23:22,418
‎媽媽連上兩班之後回家說

316
00:23:22,501 --> 00:23:25,376
‎“抱歉，我遲到了，我的馴鹿壞掉了”

317
00:23:25,459 --> 00:23:28,709
‎對啊，然後把兩個
‎裝滿玩具的垃圾袋丟在地上

318
00:23:28,793 --> 00:23:29,959
‎就倒在沙發上

319
00:23:31,043 --> 00:23:33,501
‎-那次真的很好笑
‎-然後她就睡死了

320
00:23:33,584 --> 00:23:36,209
‎一直到隔天早上才醒

321
00:23:37,251 --> 00:23:38,876
‎我們就放她在那裡不管

322
00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:41,709
‎可惡，穿那套衣服靠著枕頭很舒服

323
00:23:43,084 --> 00:23:45,918
‎-那仍是我最愛的一個聖誕節
‎-我也是

324
00:23:56,918 --> 00:23:59,168
‎小翠，過來跟大家說再見

325
00:24:12,168 --> 00:24:13,668
‎謝謝你們的禮物

326
00:24:14,168 --> 00:24:16,626
‎對我真的意義重大

327
00:24:24,793 --> 00:24:26,043
‎我真希望…

328
00:24:28,334 --> 00:24:31,709
‎我只知道我應該
‎更常出現在這些照片裡才對

329
00:24:32,459 --> 00:24:33,876
‎媽，沒這回事

330
00:24:34,918 --> 00:24:36,376
‎對啊，妳做得夠多了

331
00:24:36,459 --> 00:24:37,501
‎真的

332
00:24:38,543 --> 00:24:39,376
‎謝謝你們

333
00:24:41,043 --> 00:24:42,251
‎我們應該再聚聚

334
00:24:43,376 --> 00:24:45,293
‎好啊，下個月

335
00:24:45,376 --> 00:24:46,918
‎五月聖誕，好耶

336
00:24:47,001 --> 00:24:49,334
‎對啊！五月聖誕！

337
00:25:29,084 --> 00:25:36,084
‎（回憶）

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