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‎你們覺得狗狗會幫我們取名字嗎？

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‎他們是在叫我們的名字嗎？

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‎我們的真名？

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‎我不用

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‎謝謝

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‎（九折，藍色球體）

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‎…據信該十歲孩童擁有
‎地球上最後一塊好時巧克力

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‎我要搬去跟媽住

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‎等等

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‎你媽？

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‎史帝芬，你知道你媽在哪？

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‎史帝芬，你知道她在哪裡？

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‎史帝芬！

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‎今天星期幾？

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‎《凱洛》

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‎等等，我…

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‎我不懂

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‎-你媽同意了？
‎-是她提出的

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‎等等，所以她要過來？

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‎不是，我去找她

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‎怎麼去？

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‎我哪知道？搭公車吧

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‎公車？

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‎我才不會讓你大老遠跑去…

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‎她到底在哪裡？

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‎-加拿大
‎-加拿大？

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‎她在加拿大？

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‎加拿大有什麼？

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‎她有男人嗎？

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‎不，算了，別告訴我

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‎我不會讓你去加拿大
‎更別說搭公車去了

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‎-你還是個孩子
‎-沒那麼難

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‎我以為你喜歡這裡

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‎有什麼好喜歡的？

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‎我不知道

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‎你的房子、你的爸爸

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‎你的房間

38
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‎有一次來過夜那個孩子呢？

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‎會過敏那個？

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‎你的世界全在這裡

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‎現在我的世界會在加拿大了

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‎如果那是你真心想要的

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‎我不會阻止你，但我要載你去

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‎你不用再說了

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‎好吧

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‎難以置信

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‎你確定要這麼做？

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‎好吧

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‎我去做三明治來吃

50
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‎…將原因歸為天氣

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‎…救援行動再度延遲…

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‎…依舊困於海上

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‎（求救）

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‎那個船長人看起來超好的

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‎我不懂

56
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‎他一定是有非做不可的事

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‎-怎麼了？
‎-丹麥酥皮餅

58
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‎我討厭丹麥酥皮餅

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‎你總得吃點東西，其他食物都壞了

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‎太甜了

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‎麥可，你能勸他講點道理嗎？

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‎來吧，我們分著吃

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‎主廚竟敢跑掉，我們都已經被拋棄…

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‎-天啊！你們看！
‎-是海巡隊！我們得救了！

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‎我覺得應該不是海巡隊

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‎-快上！
‎-把人集中起來！

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‎郵輪旅遊讓他們變得遲鈍又安逸

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‎哇靠，有滑水道！

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‎史帝芬？

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‎我真的希望你好好想想自己在做什麼

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‎好嗎？

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‎這是重大決定，小鬼

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‎一旦上車出發，就回不了頭了

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‎所以想想你在這裡建立的人際關係

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‎在我們家這裡

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‎因為一旦你走了，就會永遠斷離

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‎我知道迷惘是什麼感受

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‎我也曾經是個孩子

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‎爸，你也太久了吧

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‎-我以為你…
‎-你到底走不走？

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‎好，抱歉

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‎（剩餘5個月又7天）

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‎好，所以我們要去哪裡？

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‎尼加拉瀑布

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‎尼加拉瀑布？

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‎我想說我們可以…好吧

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‎好吧

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‎那麼

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‎尼加拉瀑布

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‎我們來了

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‎史帝芬？

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‎等你看到你媽

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‎我要你把這個交給她，好嗎？

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‎麻煩你

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‎（布魯克）

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‎-你看到了嗎？
‎-什麼？

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‎修女啊！

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‎剛才就在那邊

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‎喂

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‎史帝芬

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‎史帝芬！

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‎跟我說話

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‎-幹嘛啦？
‎-跟我說話

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‎要說什麼？

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‎不知道，什麼都好，隨便說

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‎想聊聊女生的事嗎？

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‎喂！

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‎跟我說話，你不覺得無聊嗎？

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‎不會

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‎好吧，那…

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‎-你在聽什麼？
‎-音樂

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‎哪種音樂？

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‎你不會喜歡的

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‎我聽聽看嘛

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‎對，我不喜歡

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‎不如我們來聊天吧？

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‎現在他倒想聊了

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‎聽著，這對我來說也很辛苦

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‎一時很難消化

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‎這些原本都不該發生的

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‎加上身為爸爸

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‎就像是猜謎遊戲

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‎史帝芬！

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‎-史帝芬！
‎-幹嘛？

125
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‎-你是有沒有聽到？
‎-聽到什麼？

126
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‎我剛才說的話

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‎沒有，你剛才說了什麼？

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‎我在說…

129
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‎就是…

130
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‎人生很辛苦

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‎我又是你爸之類的

132
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‎第一次說得比較好

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‎跟你說，我差點把你取名為亨利

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‎什麼？

135
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‎我一直很想叫亨利

136
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‎我覺得那樣日子會比較輕鬆

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‎對我們兩個來說

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‎不是說你媽不好，但她離開了我們

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‎像夜賊一樣逃跑了

140
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‎你期待她不會重蹈覆轍嗎？

141
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‎她不會的

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‎那可難說

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‎她現在很幸福

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‎是嗎？

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‎對，瘦了大概五公斤
‎養了一隻叫墨菲布朗的狗

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‎還在樹林裡做大型金屬雕塑

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‎她會做雕塑？

148
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‎什麼造型？

149
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‎不知道，很抽象

150
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‎用金屬線做嗎？

151
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‎金屬線

152
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‎不錯嘛，她向來很有創意

153
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‎大可以在家裡做金屬線藝品啊

154
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‎我很替她開心

155
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‎我就絕對不會離開你

156
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‎我要你知道這一點，永遠不會

157
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‎我本來也以為你永遠不會離開沙發

158
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‎喂，這樣說不公平

159
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‎爸，這是幾個星期以來
‎我第一次看到你穿褲子

160
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‎跟這個有什麼關係？

161
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‎我的褲子不是重點，你媽才是

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‎你在找什麼？

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‎三明治

164
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‎我沒有…

165
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‎我們沒有麵包了

166
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‎我們會停車買點東西

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‎（飲料）

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‎你那邊有什麼？

169
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‎洋芋片、汽水、什錦堅果

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‎放回去

171
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‎香蕉脆片和堅果？

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‎我跟你說

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‎這是垃圾，好嗎？

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‎衝動零食

175
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‎加上混搭的內容物全錯了，不行

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‎在這個家，由我們自己來混搭

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‎爸，我才不要用垃圾袋裝東西吃

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‎相信我，這很乾淨

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‎優良組合是講科學的

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‎絕對沒有加那種鬼東西

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‎優良組合要從好的基底做起

182
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‎我向來都用芝加哥式混搭

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‎焦糖和巧達起士爆米花

184
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‎什麼都有一點

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‎甜鹹都有

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‎爆米花是很好的基底

187
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‎但這是那種會讓人
‎想大把塞進嘴裡的零食

188
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‎所以現在需要的是
‎會讓人吃慢一點的東西

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‎減速丘，有酥脆口感的東西

190
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‎香脆玉米粒、冠寶捲心餅、威化餅乾

191
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‎感覺放了很多東西

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‎兒子啊

193
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‎要放的東西還多著呢

194
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‎有了酥脆口感，還需要有嚼勁的東西

195
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‎像是小熊軟糖或是其他的軟糖

196
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‎魚軟糖、蟲蟲軟糖
‎酸軟糖，諸如此類的

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‎好

198
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‎有了嚼勁和酥脆
‎在口中緩慢溶解的口感

199
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‎外行人到這裡就會停止

200
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‎-我想多數人會在垃圾袋那裡就停了
‎-史帝芬

201
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‎我是想教你
‎優良組合和絕佳組合的差別

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‎爸，你看起來真的
‎很像只是在把食物丟掉

203
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‎不然你以為我每天在沙發上做什麼？

204
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‎-哭？
‎-不只是哭

205
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‎-呻吟？
‎-好吧，對啦

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‎但我也一直在將這個推至完美

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‎相信我

208
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‎我們有了甜、酸和鹹味

209
00:12:05,126 --> 00:12:08,043
‎但還忘了兩種重要的味道

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‎苦味和鮮味

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‎我喜歡用黑可可增添苦味

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‎至於鮮味

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‎多力多滋是我的首選

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‎兒子，幫我捏碎

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‎（多力多滋）

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‎來吧，別害羞，越碎越好

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‎現在

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‎來搖一搖

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‎（錄影中，請微笑）

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‎爸，你好像瘋子

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‎相信我，只能這樣
‎才能把味道均勻分散

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‎好了

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‎現在來試吃看看

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‎其實還滿好吃的

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‎看吧？

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‎說到味道

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‎沒有所謂太鹹或太甜

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‎只是缺少了相反的成分

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‎這樣不會生病嗎？

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‎當然會啊

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‎但你還年輕，那不是這個組合的重點

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‎先顧味道，再來應付其他的事

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‎-你知道這個配什麼會很讚嗎？
‎-什麼？

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‎冰沙

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‎這下你有在動腦了

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‎天啊！

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‎我們死定了

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‎就算你們拿到贖金，又有什麼用？

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‎這幾個月金錢已經毫無價值

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‎我們對錢沒興趣

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‎那你們想要什麼？

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‎海盜的生活很艱難

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‎充滿了殘酷和痛苦

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‎我們從他人身上奪取

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‎我們自己被剝奪的東西

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‎在那個行星出現之前
‎是財富與貴重物品

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‎但現在…

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‎現在則是奪取
‎我們的海上人生所錯失的

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‎休息

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‎放鬆

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‎在陽光下享樂

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‎杯緣有水果片的大杯飲料

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‎有些是藍色的

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‎海盜的生活並沒有提供這類東西

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‎所以現在我們要來奪取

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‎我們過去的生活中
‎從未享有的片刻平靜與歡樂

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‎對海盜來說，這些是最珍貴的東西

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‎歡樂時光

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‎凌波舞比賽

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‎巧克力噴泉

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‎度假

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‎所以我們才會來搶你們的船

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‎以便瞭解平靜的滋味

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‎以免為時已晚

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‎那如果你放我們走

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‎我們大家一定都不介意
‎讓你們享受遊輪之旅，對吧？

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‎-沒理由拒絕啊
‎-完全同意

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‎你們應該加入我們

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‎-太擠了
‎-什麼？

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‎造浪池裡人太多了

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‎滑水道排隊排很長

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‎那樣一點都不好玩

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‎退後！走！

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‎好吧，也是值得一試

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‎是不是很棒？

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‎天啊，我好喜歡開闊的道路

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‎兩條車道，去哪都行

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‎好，如果現在去哪都行，你會去哪？

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‎尼加拉瀑布？

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‎對，你媽

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‎這就是道路的魅力
‎有時會讓人忘了正要去哪裡

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‎尼加拉瀑布

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‎其實除了做零食，我還有其他技能

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‎我有很多東西可以傳授給你

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‎像是折床單

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‎或是燙長褲

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‎或是換輪胎，又或是煎出完美的蛋

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‎我還知道怎麼打溫莎結
‎也知道在婚禮上不該說什麼

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‎以及如何避免爭執

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‎還有，我畫鴨子畫得不錯

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‎有一次我沒看說明書
‎就把一整組梳妝櫃組裝起來了

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‎總之

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‎以後如果你想知道那類的事，就…

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‎打給我

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‎好的，爸

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00:17:07,626 --> 00:17:11,334
‎開著卡車，如同合音歌手

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‎曾經對我說，你得玩幾把

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00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:19,084
‎有時卡牌一毛不值

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‎如果你不攤開來

300
00:17:33,334 --> 00:17:37,084
‎我從酒櫃偷偷拿走伏特加

301
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‎就是這樣！讓風吹走吧

302
00:17:39,709 --> 00:17:43,584
‎我從你的皮夾偷過錢
‎還假冒過你的簽名！

303
00:17:46,584 --> 00:17:50,001
‎開著卡車，把我的籌碼兌現

304
00:17:50,084 --> 00:17:51,793
‎繼續開著卡車

305
00:17:51,876 --> 00:17:54,209
‎如同合音歌手

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‎一起唱，或多或少協調一致

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‎就繼續開著卡車

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‎（尼加拉瀑布，668公里）

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‎你還愛不愛媽媽？

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‎愛，她是我的初戀

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‎我不是她的初戀

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‎萬一你想知道

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00:18:25,834 --> 00:18:26,709
‎我沒有想知道

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‎都是因為我告訴了瑪格麗特

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‎而瑪格麗特知道的事
‎都會告訴史黛芬妮

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‎史黛芬妮跟亞曼達又是朋友
‎她們都會去夏洛特家

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‎兩個星期前，猜猜誰剛好在那裡？

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‎露西！

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00:18:43,501 --> 00:18:46,834
‎露西又是蒂芬妮的閨蜜
‎我根本不認識她

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00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:48,918
‎但她在希伯來學校認識凱特

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‎凱特又認識
‎每天都跟珍妮佛見面的希拉蕊

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‎然後珍妮佛是個大嘴巴

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‎露易絲跟她說，她覺得我人很好

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00:18:57,376 --> 00:18:59,793
‎但又不是想要接吻

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‎或是穩交的那種好

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‎搞得很複雜

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‎你說你喜歡的是哪一個？

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‎露易絲啦，爸！

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00:19:07,543 --> 00:19:08,918
‎謝謝你開車載我

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‎我都不知道有這麼遠

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00:19:11,084 --> 00:19:12,334
‎這沒什麼

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00:19:12,418 --> 00:19:14,751
‎別擔心，很快就到了

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00:19:15,376 --> 00:19:16,209
‎好極了

334
00:19:38,418 --> 00:19:40,043
‎我們是不是該打給凱洛？

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00:19:40,126 --> 00:19:42,209
‎我們已經道別過了，老婆

336
00:19:42,293 --> 00:19:43,376
‎我很想她

337
00:19:44,043 --> 00:19:45,751
‎我很想艾蓮娜

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00:19:45,834 --> 00:19:47,584
‎我保證我們會撐過這一關的

339
00:19:47,668 --> 00:19:49,959
‎抱歉，你們之間的愛

340
00:19:50,584 --> 00:19:52,126
‎真的很美好

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00:19:53,209 --> 00:19:54,251
‎謝謝

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00:19:54,334 --> 00:19:56,251
‎你們有在找第四人加入，還是…

343
00:20:04,751 --> 00:20:05,959
‎-麥可！
‎-麥可！

344
00:20:08,334 --> 00:20:09,501
‎-寶琳！
‎-寶琳！

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00:20:13,584 --> 00:20:14,626
‎-柏納！
‎-柏納！

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00:20:23,459 --> 00:20:25,376
‎我們要把船搶回來

347
00:20:33,626 --> 00:20:34,626
‎他們在那裡

348
00:20:35,334 --> 00:20:38,501
‎喂！這是我們的船！你們走

349
00:20:40,668 --> 00:20:42,959
‎-他說什麼？
‎-有三個人掉下船

350
00:20:43,043 --> 00:20:44,876
‎他們在把人拉回來

351
00:20:49,251 --> 00:20:50,668
‎他們快淹死了！

352
00:20:50,751 --> 00:20:52,834
‎用力一點！

353
00:20:53,668 --> 00:20:54,501
‎加油！

354
00:20:58,876 --> 00:20:59,709
‎拉！

355
00:21:02,168 --> 00:21:03,168
‎再來！

356
00:21:06,084 --> 00:21:10,043
‎我一直很好奇
‎救人一命會是什麼感覺

357
00:21:10,126 --> 00:21:11,834
‎令人相當振奮

358
00:21:11,918 --> 00:21:12,834
‎沒錯！

359
00:21:12,918 --> 00:21:13,834
‎拉！

360
00:21:26,959 --> 00:21:28,501
‎帶我去艦橋

361
00:21:30,334 --> 00:21:32,459
‎也許我們應該調頭？

362
00:21:32,543 --> 00:21:35,251
‎浪的速度太快，我們又太慢

363
00:21:35,334 --> 00:21:36,543
‎那該怎麼辦？

364
00:21:36,626 --> 00:21:38,126
‎-我們往上
‎-往上？

365
00:21:38,834 --> 00:21:40,001
‎對，往上

366
00:21:57,418 --> 00:21:59,043
‎我們沒希望了

367
00:21:59,751 --> 00:22:00,668
‎天啊

368
00:22:01,876 --> 00:22:03,293
‎我們沒希望了

369
00:22:03,376 --> 00:22:04,418
‎沒關係

370
00:22:05,209 --> 00:22:06,501
‎就算如此

371
00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:08,209
‎我們還在一起

372
00:22:09,084 --> 00:22:11,376
‎我愛你們，親愛的

373
00:22:11,459 --> 00:22:13,334
‎我好愛你們兩個

374
00:22:31,043 --> 00:22:34,626
‎耶！我們還活著！

375
00:22:35,501 --> 00:22:36,626
‎謝天謝地

376
00:22:37,376 --> 00:22:40,001
‎（休息區）

377
00:22:45,959 --> 00:22:47,293
‎你的胃還好嗎？

378
00:22:47,376 --> 00:22:49,043
‎還好，你呢？

379
00:22:49,543 --> 00:22:53,376
‎說實話，我們睡在
‎靠近休息區是有原因的

380
00:22:54,251 --> 00:22:56,501
‎爸，好噁心喔

381
00:23:00,209 --> 00:23:02,543
‎這樣不是比獨自搭公車好多了嗎？

382
00:23:03,126 --> 00:23:04,501
‎對，好得多

383
00:23:05,001 --> 00:23:05,876
‎總之

384
00:23:06,418 --> 00:23:07,459
‎該睡了

385
00:23:07,543 --> 00:23:08,418
‎準備好了嗎？

386
00:23:09,668 --> 00:23:10,501
‎準備好了

387
00:23:11,251 --> 00:23:12,084
‎晚安

388
00:23:12,584 --> 00:23:13,418
‎晚安

389
00:23:38,209 --> 00:23:39,418
‎親愛的布魯克

390
00:23:39,501 --> 00:23:40,834
‎我下手寫這封信時

391
00:23:40,918 --> 00:23:43,668
‎想過可以說一堆話來挽回妳

392
00:23:46,126 --> 00:23:50,043
‎像是我變成肌肉猛男，還學會開飛機

393
00:23:50,751 --> 00:23:52,626
‎但這些都不是事實

394
00:23:53,251 --> 00:23:54,084
‎布魯克

395
00:23:54,626 --> 00:23:58,584
‎妳是我認識
‎最聰明、善良又美麗的女子

396
00:23:59,251 --> 00:24:01,793
‎事實上，沒了妳，我早已不復以往

397
00:24:03,626 --> 00:24:06,418
‎但那不是這封信的重點

398
00:24:08,043 --> 00:24:11,126
‎最近我一直在想
‎妳第一次跟我說妳懷孕的事

399
00:24:11,793 --> 00:24:13,834
‎我記得當時好慌張

400
00:24:14,418 --> 00:24:15,918
‎覺得好像快要死了

401
00:24:17,209 --> 00:24:18,918
‎但後來發現懷的是男生

402
00:24:19,418 --> 00:24:21,293
‎那種感覺就煙消雲散了

403
00:24:22,209 --> 00:24:25,168
‎就在那時
‎我知道我會得到的不只是一個兒子

404
00:24:25,751 --> 00:24:28,293
‎而且有可能交到一個新的死黨

405
00:24:29,334 --> 00:24:31,626
‎所以當史帝芬告訴我他要離開

406
00:24:31,709 --> 00:24:34,876
‎我自然感到驚慌
‎跟平時一樣說了很多蠢話

407
00:24:36,293 --> 00:24:38,668
‎天啊，我從未覺得自己這麼沒用

408
00:24:39,459 --> 00:24:42,209
‎與他道別將會令我痛苦終生

409
00:24:43,418 --> 00:24:45,043
‎我的兒子是我唯一的快樂泉源

410
00:24:45,126 --> 00:24:47,834
‎他是我的愛、我的驕傲和我的好友

411
00:24:48,501 --> 00:24:50,543
‎他是我唯一重要的人

412
00:24:51,334 --> 00:24:53,501
‎我不知道沒有他我要怎麼過

413
00:24:55,501 --> 00:24:57,334
‎我們準備要上車了

414
00:24:58,584 --> 00:25:02,501
‎也許我會繞一點路，想辦法拖久一點

415
00:25:02,584 --> 00:25:04,668
‎所以如果我們稍微晚到，別生氣

416
00:25:06,418 --> 00:25:07,668
‎但不管妳怎麼做

417
00:25:08,251 --> 00:25:12,376
‎請務必讓他人生的最後幾個月
‎過得無比快樂

418
00:25:13,209 --> 00:25:14,668
‎這孩子應得的

419
00:25:15,918 --> 00:25:17,293
‎愛妳的艾瑞克

420
00:25:24,084 --> 00:25:26,126
‎嘿！怎麼了？

421
00:25:27,626 --> 00:25:30,418
‎糟糕，你不應該…

422
00:25:30,501 --> 00:25:31,626
‎對不起

423
00:25:31,709 --> 00:25:33,626
‎什麼？沒關係

424
00:25:33,709 --> 00:25:35,209
‎爸，我騙你的

425
00:25:35,293 --> 00:25:36,751
‎我不知道媽在哪裡

426
00:25:37,334 --> 00:25:39,251
‎我只知道你想見她

427
00:25:40,084 --> 00:25:41,376
‎而你之前又那麼…

428
00:25:42,751 --> 00:25:44,084
‎所以我…

429
00:25:47,126 --> 00:25:48,084
‎你不生氣嗎？

430
00:25:48,751 --> 00:25:50,334
‎我為什麼要生氣？

431
00:25:50,876 --> 00:25:53,001
‎這是我人生中最快樂的一天

432
00:25:53,084 --> 00:25:54,709
‎真不敢相信

433
00:25:54,793 --> 00:25:55,876
‎你沒有要走！

434
00:25:56,418 --> 00:25:58,001
‎再說，你搞砸的方式

435
00:25:58,543 --> 00:26:00,418
‎換作是我也會那樣

436
00:26:00,501 --> 00:26:02,084
‎我真是再驕傲不過了

437
00:26:03,584 --> 00:26:05,668
‎爸，這樣有點痛

438
00:26:05,751 --> 00:26:06,793
‎拜託

439
00:26:07,376 --> 00:26:08,584
‎讓我享受這一刻

440
00:26:09,168 --> 00:26:10,043
‎好吧

441
00:26:22,751 --> 00:26:24,251
‎謝謝你帶我們回家

442
00:26:24,334 --> 00:26:26,834
‎要不是你們來了，真不知道該怎麼辦

443
00:26:26,918 --> 00:26:28,418
‎抱歉搞砸你們的遊輪之旅

444
00:26:28,501 --> 00:26:30,709
‎能再踏上陸地感覺真好

445
00:26:30,793 --> 00:26:32,543
‎所以接下來呢？

446
00:26:32,626 --> 00:26:33,709
‎公路旅行

447
00:26:35,126 --> 00:26:36,501
‎橫跨美國

448
00:26:37,626 --> 00:26:39,418
‎去大峽谷的話

449
00:26:39,501 --> 00:26:42,834
‎可以選擇北緣或南緣

450
00:26:43,418 --> 00:26:45,209
‎我推薦北緣

451
00:26:45,834 --> 00:26:46,668
‎祝你好運

452
00:26:47,293 --> 00:26:48,334
‎祝你好運

453
00:26:50,043 --> 00:26:52,209
‎好，那我們現在去哪？

454
00:26:54,126 --> 00:26:56,876
‎去哪裡都行，大峽谷、阿拉莫…

455
00:26:58,168 --> 00:27:00,293
‎尼加拉瀑布怎麼樣？

456
00:27:00,376 --> 00:27:01,251
‎真的嗎？

457
00:27:02,376 --> 00:27:04,084
‎我們去尼加拉瀑布吧

458
00:27:05,626 --> 00:27:06,834
‎好啊！

459
00:27:13,376 --> 00:27:14,209
‎走！

460
00:27:15,459 --> 00:27:17,459
‎好耶！

461
00:27:17,543 --> 00:27:18,834
‎大峽谷！

462
00:27:18,918 --> 00:27:22,501
‎（往西，大峽谷，550公里）

463
00:27:40,501 --> 00:27:42,501
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