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‎搞什麼？

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‎有人會因為這件鳥事被開除的

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‎《凱洛》

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‎（剩餘3個月又21天）

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‎人事案號7之3

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‎又或者是7之4

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‎為盡可能快速詳細地

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‎提供我對於今日事件的總結

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‎我尚未再次確認之前的案號

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‎今天早上11點左右

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‎發生了一件事，只能形容為

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‎自發性的一陣歇斯底里

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‎這一波情緒驚厥

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‎橫掃辦公室整整三分半鐘

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‎才終於平息

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‎各位抱歉，我哭完了

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‎很難確定今日的事件因何而起

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‎只能說這是過去幾個月來
‎出現在辦公室的

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‎許多古怪行徑的其中之一

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‎以上包括但不限於，在飲水器旁閒聊

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‎陣陣喧鬧笑聲

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‎舉手擊掌、低手擊掌

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‎還有一次是輕拍肩膀

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‎三週前
‎我見到一次非柏拉圖式的擁抱

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‎敬聽者，我相信這些事件

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‎全都跟這裡今天發生的情緒流露有關

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‎不僅如此
‎而且時間線似乎與一名員工的僱用

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‎有著密不可分的關連

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‎該名員工為凱洛黛芬妮柯爾

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‎單身，膝下無子

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‎緊急聯絡人是柏納和寶琳柯爾

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‎我相信潛伏在凱洛背後的…

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‎嗨，我是凱洛

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‎比爾，你的領帶很帥喔

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‎不！糟糕！

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‎她可能會毀了我們

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‎柯爾小姐表面上看來是個完美的員工

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‎她溫順的態度散發出
‎一種難以描繪的可靠感

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‎很容易讓人覺得她的羞怯
‎會讓她跟其他人保持一致

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‎但在她和善的表象下

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‎藏著叛逆的性情

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‎我擔心那已經開始影響到辦公室同仁

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‎我首次注意到柯爾小姐的行為
‎是在4月7日星期二

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‎莎拉

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‎凡妮莎

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‎法蘭馨

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‎名字是代表我們的稱謂

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‎想起時會產生一定程度的熟悉感

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‎名字被叫時會建立起一種親暱感

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‎不再只是一名陌生人或同事

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‎而是成了一個熟人

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‎關係有機會進一步發展

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‎提姆、喬

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‎艾莉莎、詹姆斯、凱絲

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‎最終致使柯爾小姐

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‎帶領辦公室其他八名同仁到頂樓

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‎為一名大衛道格拉斯席佛
‎舉辦未經許可的追思會

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‎該事件導致怠工摸魚

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‎長達8分鐘43秒

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‎自此柯爾小姐的古怪行逕
‎變得更加肆無忌憚

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‎4月15日，柯爾小姐
‎著手裝飾她的工作區

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‎使用珍愛之物

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‎在她的辦公桌上及周邊注入個人特色

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‎我個人認為辦公室並不適合

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‎展示扶養眷屬

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‎但我理解這是人之常情

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‎然而我卻無法容忍如此庸俗之物

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‎尤其是柯爾小姐收集的陶瓷鼠

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‎慢慢地

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‎這種惡習在員工之間蔓延開來

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‎一堆小玩意

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‎照片

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‎個人物品星羅棋布

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‎私生活的痕跡微弱地閃爍著

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‎就在我們的辦公室裡

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‎就那樣，這間辦公室
‎曾經體現的專業精神已蕩然無存

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‎被柯爾小姐改變了

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‎或許已無法挽回

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‎另外一提，數週前
‎柯爾小姐請求使用

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‎一級公司交通工具
‎外出處理工作相關事務

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‎自此她就幾乎每天
‎將該交通工具做為私用

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‎無法接受

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‎幸好我想到辦法
‎對她的下一步行動先發制人

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‎（交換午餐登記，凱洛柯爾）

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‎未經批准的午餐交換

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‎社交午餐

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‎尤其是涉及交換
‎互換或百樂餐會的那些

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‎更是通往群體情誼的大門

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‎當一個人發現另一個人
‎也喜歡在青醬義麵裡放番茄

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‎就會產生一種共識

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‎而共識會形成橋梁

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‎並無可避免地引發友情

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‎現在因為番茄

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‎而有了休息時間一起喝咖啡

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‎以及傾訴秘密的對象

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‎就連一道簡單的馬鈴薯烘蛋

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‎都可能會讓一個人對新同事的忠誠度

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‎超過他們的職責

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‎但，敬聽者

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‎這只是開始

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‎柯爾小姐友情攻勢的最初受害者

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‎是兩名原本很可靠的員工

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‎先是唐娜蕭

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‎非裔美國人、離婚、育有五名子女

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‎雙眼散光

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‎蕭女士是我們人資
‎口中所稱的“理想員工”

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‎可靠、任務導向

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‎以工作的使命感為重

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‎至少她以前是如此

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‎究竟是什麼使得這位勤奮工作的典範

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‎與柯爾小姐結盟，原因不得而知

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‎但這對我們來說是重大損失

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‎這就是人生

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‎這造反三人組中的
‎第三名成員有點像個謎

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‎表面上看來

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‎路易斯費利佩哈辛托
‎與一般尚可勝任的員工無異

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‎習慣性準時、認真工作

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‎就各方面來說毫無突出之處

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‎但當我更仔細觀察

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‎就發現他有一種無法解釋

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‎坦白說是一種令人不安的生活樂趣

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‎或許是在死板的
‎例行辦公室工作壓抑下

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‎對生活的熱情

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‎只是被柯爾小姐所激發出來

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‎我不太會跟著唱

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‎所以有時候我就用錄音機幫她伴唱

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‎妳可以用錄音機幫惠妮休斯頓伴唱？

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‎有一次我帶著去演唱會
‎但又太害怕，不敢播放出來

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‎久而久之

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‎這三個人成功地
‎在員工之間營造出一種團結感

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‎透過各種破壞性活動的方式

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‎創立午餐時間西語俱樂部

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‎每週日曬活動

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‎柯爾小姐多次扮演牽線媒人

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‎促成多對情侶

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‎以及至少一組四人伴侶

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‎一隻流浪狗的到來

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‎妳看！這小傢伙跟著我們進來了！

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‎有人想替牠取名字嗎？

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‎阿瑪雅？

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‎萊納？蘇珊？

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‎還將諸位泰瑞逐漸個體化

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‎-泰瑞B
‎-謝謝妳，凱洛

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‎-泰瑞L
‎-感謝，凱洛

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‎-泰瑞P
‎-謝了，凱洛

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‎-泰瑞F
‎-多謝妳，凱洛

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‎-泰瑞C
‎-感恩，凱洛

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‎這一切引領我到柯爾小姐
‎最近一次最重大的破壞活動

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‎我相信正是該活動
‎導致前幾天令人苦惱的騷動

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‎我說的當然就是…

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‎-抱歉打擾
‎-怎麼回事？

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‎-我們只是想知道妳的報告進度
‎-怎麼還沒準備好？

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‎早該完成了，都過了兩天了

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‎這種調查需要時間
‎我已經盡快在處理了

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‎-很好
‎-別忘了隨時知會我們

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‎我要妳寫封電子郵件總結陳述

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‎真不應該

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‎相當令人失望

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‎我在考慮終於要去買新鞋墊了

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‎有足弓支撐的

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‎可能還有便於在水泥地上行走的
‎足跟保護功能

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‎用膠質材料做的，但又不能太軟

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‎-更堅實一點的…
‎-柏納

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‎-寶琳
‎-好喔

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‎多年來你們兩人一直在我身邊

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‎我的天！真是太好了！

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‎當然願意，麥可！

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‎在克卜勒的引力作用下
‎使得地球自轉速度減緩

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‎準備好迎接19個小時的白晝
‎以及19個小時的黑夜

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‎我要吃掉你！

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‎沒錯，馬上吃掉你

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‎不可以抓抓，帕布洛

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‎不可以抓抓

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‎我之前說到

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‎前述多項事件

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‎引領我到柯爾小姐
‎最近一次最嚴重的破壞活動

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‎我相信正是該活動
‎導致本週令人苦惱的騷動

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‎就是蘋果蜂

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‎我指的當然就是蘋果蜂餐廳

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‎（蘋果蜂餐廳）

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‎快點，路易斯，該走了

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‎等等，再一個數字就好

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‎7

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‎9

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‎那是兩個數字了

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‎這是一筆大數目，唐娜

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‎4

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‎8

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‎-要回家了？
‎-對啊，但路易斯還在拖

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‎是啊，我也討厭離開

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‎妳們害我忘記輸到哪裡了

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‎4

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‎然後0

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‎794840美元

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‎這部分為什麼總是這麼難？

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‎本來就是這樣，工作明天還會在

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‎其實我們不是一定要

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‎-什麼？
‎-我是說，我們可以出去玩

199
00:14:00,959 --> 00:14:02,709
‎記得跟大衛的那晚嗎？

200
00:14:02,793 --> 00:14:05,209
‎那次超好玩的

201
00:14:05,293 --> 00:14:08,626
‎我們拖著一具死屍到處跑
‎你還精神崩潰了

202
00:14:08,709 --> 00:14:12,209
‎更別說我的車還臭得要命

203
00:14:12,293 --> 00:14:13,918
‎但假設沒有那些

204
00:14:14,543 --> 00:14:15,876
‎沒有死屍？

205
00:14:15,959 --> 00:14:17,251
‎對，沒有死屍

206
00:14:18,834 --> 00:14:19,751
‎去喝一杯？

207
00:14:19,834 --> 00:14:21,959
‎去酒吧喝？天啊，不要

208
00:14:22,043 --> 00:14:23,209
‎我寧願上床睡覺

209
00:14:24,001 --> 00:14:26,668
‎太多瘋子隨興盡情放鬆玩樂

210
00:14:27,168 --> 00:14:29,126
‎幾乎什麼都做不了

211
00:14:29,209 --> 00:14:30,084
‎是啊

212
00:14:32,334 --> 00:14:34,918
‎要是有個像辦公室的地方就好了

213
00:14:35,001 --> 00:14:37,334
‎既安靜又沒有外面那些東西

214
00:14:38,584 --> 00:14:41,084
‎兩位，我知道一個地方

215
00:14:41,918 --> 00:14:43,543
‎一個家外之家

216
00:14:43,626 --> 00:14:45,251
‎一個休閒處所

217
00:14:45,334 --> 00:14:47,334
‎內裝獨特

218
00:14:47,834 --> 00:14:51,376
‎充滿舒適的座位，還可以無限暢飲

219
00:14:51,459 --> 00:14:52,543
‎最棒的是…

220
00:14:52,626 --> 00:14:53,793
‎很近嗎？

221
00:14:53,876 --> 00:14:55,751
‎很近我才去

222
00:14:55,834 --> 00:14:57,876
‎就在附近

223
00:14:57,959 --> 00:14:59,459
‎那就帶路吧

224
00:14:59,543 --> 00:15:00,709
‎好好玩！

225
00:15:00,793 --> 00:15:02,793
‎喂！我可以一起去嗎？

226
00:15:02,876 --> 00:15:04,293
‎聽起來好像很有趣

227
00:15:05,543 --> 00:15:07,251
‎-可以啊
‎-好啊

228
00:15:07,334 --> 00:15:09,001
‎太好了，我去收拾一下

229
00:15:09,501 --> 00:15:12,793
‎我對天發誓
‎他最好別落得躺在我後車廂裡

230
00:15:16,751 --> 00:15:18,376
‎要命，凱洛

231
00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:21,209
‎早知道妳會做這麼好喝的蘋果馬丁尼

232
00:15:21,293 --> 00:15:24,084
‎我們一開始就來了

233
00:15:25,876 --> 00:15:27,418
‎我能說什麼？

234
00:15:27,501 --> 00:15:28,626
‎我不知道

235
00:15:28,709 --> 00:15:30,251
‎我就有天分啊

236
00:15:30,334 --> 00:15:32,209
‎凱洛喝醉了

237
00:15:33,793 --> 00:15:35,543
‎我們應該多這樣聚聚

238
00:15:35,626 --> 00:15:38,209
‎對啊！每星期都來

239
00:15:38,293 --> 00:15:39,251
‎我贊成

240
00:15:39,834 --> 00:15:41,418
‎我愛你們

241
00:15:41,501 --> 00:15:42,501
‎對

242
00:15:42,584 --> 00:15:45,084
‎這計畫不錯

243
00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:03,584
‎那裡叫做“蘋果蜂”

244
00:16:03,668 --> 00:16:06,209
‎蘋果蜂？等等，它們不是…

245
00:16:07,793 --> 00:16:09,668
‎諸位泰瑞！

246
00:16:14,084 --> 00:16:15,251
‎（蘋果蜂）

247
00:16:18,126 --> 00:16:20,001
‎我見過他們嗎？

248
00:16:29,584 --> 00:16:31,584
‎克蘿依！

249
00:16:31,668 --> 00:16:33,418
‎凱洛！

250
00:16:33,501 --> 00:16:36,293
‎抱歉，我剛才就來了，只是出去…

251
00:16:36,376 --> 00:16:37,918
‎派翠克！

252
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:43,251
‎（蘋果蜂）

253
00:16:50,084 --> 00:16:52,501
‎（在某處是5點）

254
00:16:52,584 --> 00:16:53,918
‎安德魯！

255
00:17:01,376 --> 00:17:03,251
‎海瑟！來接手

256
00:17:03,334 --> 00:17:05,459
‎我的手好痠

257
00:17:06,209 --> 00:17:07,876
‎下一個問題

258
00:17:08,376 --> 00:17:11,209
‎“一群火雞叫什麼？”

259
00:17:12,626 --> 00:17:15,709
‎朝九晚五小姐，我看到妳想作弊

260
00:17:15,793 --> 00:17:17,168
‎給我坐回去

261
00:17:20,209 --> 00:17:21,501
‎誰喜歡塔可餅？

262
00:17:30,043 --> 00:17:34,501
‎尋找我們的心，找了這麼久

263
00:17:35,543 --> 00:17:38,043
‎我們倆都知道…

264
00:17:40,584 --> 00:17:41,709
‎乾杯

265
00:17:41,793 --> 00:17:43,918
‎敬歡樂時光

266
00:17:44,001 --> 00:17:45,459
‎敬歡樂時光

267
00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:51,918
‎（蘋果蜂餐廳）

268
00:18:03,543 --> 00:18:06,793
‎敬聽者，對於接下來要說的事
‎我先行道歉

269
00:18:07,334 --> 00:18:10,584
‎請一定要相信我，在進行調查之初

270
00:18:10,668 --> 00:18:12,584
‎我的意圖絕對純粹

271
00:18:12,668 --> 00:18:16,168
‎是為了找出
‎針對我們辦公室的根本威脅

272
00:18:16,251 --> 00:18:17,459
‎並加以排除

273
00:18:19,709 --> 00:18:22,293
‎但在這件事上，我失敗了

274
00:18:23,584 --> 00:18:28,209
‎當我第一次得知所謂的“歡樂時光”

275
00:18:29,001 --> 00:18:30,834
‎幾乎無法置信

276
00:18:32,293 --> 00:18:33,834
‎妳今晚幾點去？

277
00:18:33,918 --> 00:18:35,084
‎下班就去

278
00:18:35,168 --> 00:18:36,251
‎我等不及了

279
00:18:37,043 --> 00:18:39,459
‎所以我決心要親眼看看

280
00:18:42,793 --> 00:18:46,543
‎敬聽者，我在那裡所發現的事
‎非常難以形容

281
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:48,834
‎在表面上

282
00:18:48,918 --> 00:18:53,001
‎只是一群同事在酒吧餐館盡情享樂

283
00:18:53,084 --> 00:18:55,001
‎但不止如此

284
00:18:55,959 --> 00:18:57,918
‎那個地方有一種感覺

285
00:18:58,834 --> 00:19:00,334
‎一種力量

286
00:19:03,418 --> 00:19:06,251
‎若要拯救辦公室，就必須加以阻止

287
00:19:06,334 --> 00:19:08,168
‎人資！

288
00:19:10,168 --> 00:19:13,168
‎結果情況並非如此

289
00:19:14,126 --> 00:19:16,126
‎我最初的計畫是自然融入

290
00:19:16,668 --> 00:19:18,834
‎我很快就發現那是不可能的

291
00:19:19,834 --> 00:19:22,793
‎我發現在辦公室裡要保持匿名很容易

292
00:19:22,876 --> 00:19:25,751
‎只是分心辦公室
‎這台機器裡的一個小齒輪

293
00:19:27,626 --> 00:19:32,126
‎但在柯爾小姐創造出來
‎的這個奇特極樂世界中

294
00:19:32,209 --> 00:19:33,543
‎人人都有名字

295
00:19:34,209 --> 00:19:35,459
‎彼此都認識

296
00:19:36,001 --> 00:19:37,584
‎都是一家人

297
00:19:39,168 --> 00:19:42,709
‎最後，即使心懷搗亂大計

298
00:19:43,293 --> 00:19:44,418
‎我也陷入了

299
00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:48,834
‎我告訴自己
‎我是為了調查才跟這些人來往

300
00:19:50,043 --> 00:19:52,543
‎為了調查才玩賓果

301
00:19:53,168 --> 00:19:54,168
‎賓果！

302
00:19:54,251 --> 00:19:56,459
‎讚啦！我賓果了！

303
00:19:57,751 --> 00:20:00,334
‎為了調查才唱卡拉OK

304
00:20:01,126 --> 00:20:05,459
‎你可不要忘了我

305
00:20:06,959 --> 00:20:09,501
‎不要

306
00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:14,001
‎你可不要忘了我

307
00:20:16,959 --> 00:20:18,876
‎在你行經時

308
00:20:20,501 --> 00:20:22,959
‎是否會呼喊我的名字？

309
00:20:47,543 --> 00:20:52,209
‎事實上，我已屈從於
‎我本來打算要摧毀的病毒

310
00:20:52,959 --> 00:20:57,251
‎如今威脅著要摧毀
‎我們珍貴的分心辦公室的病毒…

311
00:21:06,293 --> 00:21:07,793
‎就是依戀

312
00:21:11,459 --> 00:21:14,334
‎-好像出問題了
‎-該死的報告呢？

313
00:21:14,418 --> 00:21:16,876
‎-我們真的需要那份報告
‎-我快完成了

314
00:21:16,959 --> 00:21:19,084
‎妳到底知不知道這件事有多重要？

315
00:21:19,168 --> 00:21:21,126
‎-馬上放到我桌上！
‎-好的，沒問題

316
00:21:21,209 --> 00:21:22,918
‎這讓大家都很難看

317
00:21:23,001 --> 00:21:25,293
‎妳徹底搞砸了

318
00:21:26,334 --> 00:21:27,543
‎搞砸了

319
00:21:33,418 --> 00:21:37,959
‎騷亂發生時
‎距離上次歡樂時光已有兩週

320
00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:45,251
‎經過我的調查，我已經確定

321
00:21:45,334 --> 00:21:49,834
‎幾天前造成我們辦公室
‎那波自發性的歇斯底里

322
00:21:49,918 --> 00:21:53,501
‎其實並非自發的，而是被觸發的

323
00:21:54,209 --> 00:21:58,751
‎由辦公室裡的人
‎彼此之間形成的情感依戀所觸發

324
00:21:59,793 --> 00:22:03,626
‎起初是柯爾小姐知道同事的名字

325
00:22:03,709 --> 00:22:06,876
‎之後演變成一種群體

326
00:22:09,043 --> 00:22:11,668
‎一群彼此關心的人

327
00:22:14,293 --> 00:22:16,584
‎他們選擇了彼此關心

328
00:22:17,084 --> 00:22:23,251
‎儘管在目前的情況下
‎這樣可能會招致痛苦

329
00:22:25,251 --> 00:22:28,751
‎如今當一名員工看見同事

330
00:22:28,834 --> 00:22:31,584
‎她看到的不是應收帳款職員

331
00:22:32,709 --> 00:22:34,168
‎而是看到布魯斯

332
00:22:36,376 --> 00:22:37,293
‎或是凱西

333
00:22:39,334 --> 00:22:40,543
‎或是亞曼達

334
00:22:45,251 --> 00:22:47,459
‎不只是同事，更是朋友

335
00:22:48,584 --> 00:22:54,501
‎她知道很快就會永遠失去的朋友

336
00:22:58,334 --> 00:23:02,209
‎隨著倒數的幾個月和幾週
‎這些突發的情緒只會變得更糟

337
00:23:02,834 --> 00:23:06,459
‎為分心辦公室的全面內爆搭好舞台

338
00:23:07,376 --> 00:23:11,501
‎我們對抗外界情感混亂的封印已粉碎

339
00:23:12,043 --> 00:23:13,668
‎我們至關重要的例行常規已中止

340
00:23:14,668 --> 00:23:17,501
‎克卜勒之歌已突破這些珍貴的牆

341
00:23:17,584 --> 00:23:21,876
‎如今就連影印機的哀號聲
‎也無法將其淹沒

342
00:23:21,959 --> 00:23:25,626
‎隨之而來的是悲傷和瘋狂

343
00:23:26,793 --> 00:23:28,459
‎毫無疑問

344
00:23:28,543 --> 00:23:32,418
‎此事要歸咎於一個…

345
00:23:34,293 --> 00:23:35,334
‎嗨

346
00:23:35,834 --> 00:23:36,668
‎嗨

347
00:23:36,751 --> 00:23:37,918
‎抱歉

348
00:23:38,001 --> 00:23:41,501
‎我只是想知道妳今晚來不來歡樂時光

349
00:23:43,209 --> 00:23:44,668
‎今晚不行

350
00:23:45,668 --> 00:23:49,334
‎好吧，這兩個星期我們很想妳

351
00:23:51,084 --> 00:23:53,543
‎好吧，晚安，凱瑟琳

352
00:23:54,709 --> 00:23:56,209
‎妳叫我什麼？

353
00:23:56,293 --> 00:23:57,501
‎凱瑟琳

354
00:23:57,584 --> 00:23:58,918
‎妳是叫這個名字吧？

355
00:23:59,668 --> 00:24:02,251
‎糟糕！我搞錯了嗎？

356
00:24:03,418 --> 00:24:04,876
‎不是，沒搞錯

357
00:24:07,043 --> 00:24:08,501
‎那就好

358
00:24:09,168 --> 00:24:11,501
‎那明天見了

359
00:24:30,751 --> 00:24:34,501
‎以上是人事案號7之…

360
00:24:35,501 --> 00:24:37,459
‎以上是這次調查的結論

361
00:24:38,293 --> 00:24:39,501
‎敬聽者請注意

362
00:24:39,584 --> 00:24:44,126
‎我對凱洛黛芬妮柯爾這名員工的裁定

363
00:24:44,209 --> 00:24:47,001
‎已隨此附上書面報告

364
00:24:50,751 --> 00:24:53,334
‎（蘋果蜂餐廳）

365
00:25:08,543 --> 00:25:11,084
‎所以妳覺得如何，凱洛？

366
00:25:12,293 --> 00:25:14,293
‎這真不錯

367
00:25:15,959 --> 00:25:17,084
‎確實是

368
00:25:19,126 --> 00:25:20,084
‎真的

369
00:25:25,418 --> 00:25:27,793
‎（僅供兩位經理閱覽）

370
00:25:41,209 --> 00:25:43,918
‎有人掉了一輛本田車的鑰匙嗎？

371
00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:46,001
‎謝謝

372
00:25:46,084 --> 00:25:50,001
‎我覺得大多數人都沒注意到我戴耳環

373
00:25:52,543 --> 00:25:54,084
‎晚安，凱瑟琳

374
00:26:19,418 --> 00:26:21,001
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