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[psychedelic rock instrumental playing]

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[music fades]

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[alarm beeping]

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-[rock music resumes]
-[yawns]

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[shower tap squeaks]

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[engine revving]

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[music fades]

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[horn honking]

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[rock music resumes]

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[engine turns over]

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[music fades out]

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Girl, are you trying to kill me?

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[laughs] This is amazing!

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I know, right? Death by banana bread.

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Put that on a shirt.
Girl! You gotta put that on a shirt!

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Really? You think so?

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Oh, please. I would never take it off.

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It would be
my favorite shirt in the world.

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"Death by banana bread."

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[laughs] You're hilarious!

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You're my new best friend.

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We're gonna be seeing
a lot of each other, Carol Kohl.

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I'll never judge you
or deliberately hurt you,

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and I will comfort you when you cry.

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Now cut me off a bigger piece,
'cause I'm in--

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[thudding]

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-[phones ringing]
-[printer whirring]

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[melancholy music playing]

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[printer whirring]

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I couldn't wait.

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[laughs] Large, right?

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Oh, my God. Yeah. How did you know?

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[scoffs] Please, girl!

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I know my Carol.

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[uplifting string music playing]

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Carol?

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Carol?

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[music swells, halts]

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-Carol?
-[Carol gasps]

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Follow me.

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You need to stop staring.

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-Sorry.
-It's freaky as hell.

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Okay. It's just…

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Um… It's just that I wanted to thank you.

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For the toner.

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It's banana bread.

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[sighs] Shit.

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-Okay.
-What?

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It's nothing. I thought
you might be some kind of psycho.

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Listen, this is nice and all,
but before you pull out any more desserts,

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I should go.

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Okay.

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I need to get back to work.

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Okay.

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-Donna?
-[sighs]

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Look, I know you probably
have lots of questions like I did.

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-But you'll learn it doesn't matter.
-But how does it even work?

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Carol, it's a job.
Who cares how it works? It just does.

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-And stop staring at me.
-Okay.

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-I'm serious. Stop staring.
-Sorry.

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If I see you staring again,
I'm gonna throw a stapler at you.

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Got it.

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[ship horn blowing]

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[seagulls squawking]

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[upbeat dance music playing]

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Bernard!

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Shots! [laughs]

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[clicking and chattering]

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It's like holding an eggplant! Ha!

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[shutter clicks]

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That's really nice.
Elena's going to love that one.

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[lounge piano music playing]

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Oh, my goodness. [chuckles]

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Welcome aboard The Grand Coda.

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My name is Captain Jason McNelis.

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And I'll be your skipper
on this journey around the world.

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Captain! This is such an honor.

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-Thank you.
-It feels like we're in good hands.

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Well, sir, you're in the best.

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I've been out on the seas
for 30 years now,

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and have captained
The Vision, The Fantasy,

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The Esposito, and now The Grand Coda.

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Anyway, welcome aboard
and enjoy your meal.

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[all] Thank you.

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[tense music playing]

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Welcome aboard The Grand Coda.

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Welcome aboard.

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…going on 30 years now.

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…The Fantasy, The Esposito…

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Yes, 30 years now.
A little bit about myself?

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…The Vision, The Fantasy…

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…a family of fishermen…

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…going on 30 years now…

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Enjoy your meal.

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Enjoy your meal.

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Enjoy your meal.

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[sighs deeply]

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[music fades]

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[somber music playing]

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Thirty fuckin' years.

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[sighs]

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[music fades]

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[faint birdsong]

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[phones ringing]

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-Excuse me.
-Listen up.

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We're gonna need volunteers
to stay and work through the night.

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-Show of hands?
-Who can stay?

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[both] Thank you.

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[soft music playing]

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[keyboard clacking softly]

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Mmm!

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Oh.

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Any good?

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I was getting kind of hungry too.
You mind if I…

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Oh. No.

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Of course.

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It's some kind of audit.

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Huh?

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The question about the office.
It's some kind of audit.

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I don't know what we're doing exactly
or how it works, but…

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[inhales sharply]
…it's some kind of audit.

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Oh.

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That's pretty much all I know.
Anyway, I should get back to work.

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Sorry I was rude before.
It's just, you really did freak me out.

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It's okay.

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-Hey, Donna?
-Yeah?

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Death by banana bread.

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What?

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-Oh, nothing. Uh…
-[tense string music playing]

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It's, uh… death by banana bread?

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Carol, is there something in that bread?

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Oh, no. There's… [exhales]

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It's just regular bananas, eggs, flour.

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It's a s-saying?

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[tense music swells, fades]

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Okay.

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I'll see you around.

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[soft music playing]

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[ticking]

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[clicking]

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How's your night going?

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Not bad. Yours?

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It's okay.

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-Time just kinda--
-[snorts, gasps]

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What?

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Does staying late happen a lot?

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Sometimes.

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It's like an "every other month" thing.
The reason always changes.

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Monthly reports due,

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quarterlies for something or other, fires.

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-Fire?
-Yeah. People settin' shit on fire.

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One lady didn't wanna go home.
She tried setting the elevators on fire.

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Don't make me go back out there.

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I can't.

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Please! Please! No!

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No. I hate it. I hate it out there!

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[dramatic stinger plays]

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I get that.

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[soft music playing]

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[chuckles]

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00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:08,250
I'm not sure why,

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00:11:08,333 --> 00:11:13,041
but it's strange as hell bumping into
someone from work on the outside.

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[child crying]

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Jonathan, please get up.

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Mommy wants to go home.

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[babies screeching and sobbing]

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00:11:27,333 --> 00:11:30,125
I am going to count to three. One…

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We've never mentioned it.

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But she didn't need to say a thing.

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Shit, after raising five
mostly on my own, I got it.

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Sometimes you just need an office.

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[clock ticking]

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[somber music playing]

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[distant seagulls squawking]

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[music fades]

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[ticking]

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[somber ambient music playing]

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-Ever make zucchini bread?
-Sometimes.

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Mm. I can't bake for shit.

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[Donna] Tenth floor
has a private bathroom.

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And most of the soda machines are empty,
but 22 still has Mr. Pibbs.

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I bring in my own Schweppes.

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00:12:36,416 --> 00:12:38,416
Your nails are really nice.

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Thanks.

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I do all my own designs.

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Cow print, butterflies,
dog paws, cat paws,

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little ducks, roosters,
pizza, burgers, tacos,

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sunflowers, roses, poppies,
daisies, palm trees, bumblebees,

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polka dots, sunrise, sunsets,

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different flags,
American, Mexican, Japanese…

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-[whooshing sound]
-[snorts, gasps]

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She's always like,
"The only real prison is our minds."

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-She got a thing with her arms?
-Oh, no. She's skydiving.

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00:13:22,791 --> 00:13:24,083
Oh, okay.

195
00:13:25,916 --> 00:13:27,250
Yeah, that's annoying.

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00:13:33,375 --> 00:13:35,875
I went up one floor to Sales.

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[Donna] Uh-huh?

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00:13:37,125 --> 00:13:39,833
And two floors down to Marketing.

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Right.

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There was nothing there.

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-[whooshing sound]
-[gasps]

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[Donna] You start dreaming
about this place yet?

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You too?

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I did payroll last night.

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I think I sent a fax.

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00:14:07,166 --> 00:14:12,208
[ticking]

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00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:18,250
-Does your family know you come here?
-No, they think I'm writing a novel.

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00:14:19,416 --> 00:14:21,875
-My parents think I surf.
-What?

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00:14:22,625 --> 00:14:23,583
I know.

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00:14:23,666 --> 00:14:25,958
I don't even like putting on a swimsuit.

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00:14:26,041 --> 00:14:28,291
You told your parents you surf?

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00:14:28,375 --> 00:14:30,625
[laughing]

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00:14:30,708 --> 00:14:32,666
And they believe that shit?

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00:14:32,750 --> 00:14:34,541
[laughing]

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00:14:39,083 --> 00:14:41,541
[sighs] This is nice.

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00:14:41,625 --> 00:14:42,625
Yeah.

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00:14:42,708 --> 00:14:43,625
[whooshing sound]

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[snorts]

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00:14:44,958 --> 00:14:46,875
[murmuring softly]

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00:14:53,041 --> 00:14:55,833
Carol, I swear,
if I knew you had a thing about parakeets,

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00:14:55,916 --> 00:14:58,083
I never would have brought them up.

222
00:14:58,166 --> 00:14:59,708
[crying] I'm just tired.

223
00:14:59,791 --> 00:15:02,458
No, I'm sorry. It's my fault.

224
00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:04,583
I'm just tired.

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00:15:04,666 --> 00:15:05,666
[crying]

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00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:12,500
[music fades]

227
00:15:29,625 --> 00:15:32,291
-That guy was on the Food Network.
-Really?

228
00:15:32,375 --> 00:15:34,208
Hosted a cook-off show.

229
00:15:35,041 --> 00:15:37,000
I wonder why he's here.

230
00:15:37,083 --> 00:15:38,708
We've all got our reasons.

231
00:15:39,875 --> 00:15:41,375
-[man] I think I know why.
-Huh?

232
00:15:41,458 --> 00:15:44,791
Sorry. You were talking about
why we're here?

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00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:47,208
I think I know why.

234
00:15:48,541 --> 00:15:51,541
Hi. I don't think
we've ever been formally introduced.

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00:15:52,166 --> 00:15:53,541
I'm… Luis.

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00:15:54,541 --> 00:15:55,541
Donna.

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00:15:55,625 --> 00:15:56,666
Luis.

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00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:57,708
Donna.

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00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,291
Hi. I'm Carol.

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00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:00,458
Nice to meet you.

241
00:16:01,458 --> 00:16:03,166
Wow. Look at this.

242
00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:04,458
Mmm.

243
00:16:04,541 --> 00:16:06,208
Would you like a piece?

244
00:16:06,291 --> 00:16:07,375
Yes, please.

245
00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:10,458
A… A little bigger. Little…

246
00:16:12,583 --> 00:16:15,166
Oh! Bless your heart. [chuckles]

247
00:16:16,083 --> 00:16:17,375
Thank you!

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00:16:18,416 --> 00:16:19,625
Mmm!

249
00:16:19,708 --> 00:16:21,333
So, you were…

250
00:16:21,416 --> 00:16:24,708
Oh, right. [hesitates] Why he's here.

251
00:16:24,791 --> 00:16:28,166
Actually, why we're all here.

252
00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:29,250
Um…

253
00:16:29,958 --> 00:16:31,750
[whispers] It's because we're dead.

254
00:16:32,666 --> 00:16:34,000
Mmm, delicious.

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00:16:35,125 --> 00:16:38,041
Moist, with a… a slight crumble.

256
00:16:38,125 --> 00:16:40,000
Like, metaphorically?

257
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:41,958
No, like we're all dead.

258
00:16:42,041 --> 00:16:44,208
We all died, and now we're all here.

259
00:16:44,291 --> 00:16:45,291
Uh-huh.

260
00:16:45,791 --> 00:16:46,958
In an office?

261
00:16:47,041 --> 00:16:48,166
Purgatory.

262
00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:51,166
The office is, um, Purgatory,
or at least I think so.

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00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:54,750
-It's just one of my theories.
-Yeah, no. I don't think so.

264
00:16:54,833 --> 00:16:56,000
Think about it.

265
00:16:56,833 --> 00:16:59,375
Why would the office
still be up and running

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00:16:59,458 --> 00:17:02,041
if it wasn't Purgatory?

267
00:17:02,125 --> 00:17:05,125
Who the hell knows?
But it doesn't mean we're dead.

268
00:17:05,208 --> 00:17:07,750
Like, wouldn't I know if I died or not?

269
00:17:07,833 --> 00:17:09,041
Not necessarily.

270
00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:12,208
Trust me. I've given this some thought.

271
00:17:13,291 --> 00:17:14,833
I wonder how I died.

272
00:17:14,916 --> 00:17:17,166
Carol! You're seriously buying this?

273
00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:19,500
No, but I still wonder.

274
00:17:19,583 --> 00:17:21,541
[waves crashing]

275
00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:23,250
You drowned in the ocean.

276
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:25,416
Yep. That's what I thought.

277
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,333
Would you like to know
how I think you died?

278
00:17:27,416 --> 00:17:29,333
-[horn blaring]
-Hell no.

279
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:30,666
Already know how I'm gonna die,

280
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,916
and I don't need you
going on about it either.

281
00:17:36,583 --> 00:17:38,333
So how do you think you died?

282
00:17:38,416 --> 00:17:39,708
Massive heart attack.

283
00:17:40,916 --> 00:17:42,500
Just a massive coronary.

284
00:17:43,208 --> 00:17:44,125
Mmm.

285
00:17:45,041 --> 00:17:46,125
What's in this?

286
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:49,000
[chewing] Cinnamon?

287
00:17:49,083 --> 00:17:52,666
[ticking]

288
00:17:59,083 --> 00:18:01,125
[whooshing sound]

289
00:18:01,208 --> 00:18:05,291
[snorts, murmurs confusedly]

290
00:18:15,541 --> 00:18:16,625
[exhales]

291
00:18:17,125 --> 00:18:18,125
Oh.

292
00:18:18,208 --> 00:18:19,500
You mind if I…?

293
00:18:19,583 --> 00:18:20,583
It's your ship.

294
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:23,500
[lighter clicks]

295
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:30,375
Can't sleep?

296
00:18:30,458 --> 00:18:33,708
Just… happy. [chuckles softly]

297
00:18:35,916 --> 00:18:38,416
Your parents seem to be
having a good time.

298
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:41,333
-They're not my parents.
-Oh. They're not?

299
00:18:41,416 --> 00:18:43,875
-We're a throuple.
-Oh.

300
00:18:43,958 --> 00:18:45,083
Good for them.

301
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:46,708
Uh, and you.

302
00:18:47,625 --> 00:18:49,000
You all seem happy.

303
00:18:49,083 --> 00:18:50,416
Couldn't be happier.

304
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:51,708
[Jason murmurs]

305
00:18:51,791 --> 00:18:55,458
-Where'd y'all meet?
-I was Bernard's registered nurse.

306
00:18:55,541 --> 00:18:56,791
Oh, wow.

307
00:18:57,750 --> 00:19:00,083
Isn't there like an oath
that you… You know.

308
00:19:01,375 --> 00:19:03,375
-I'm sorry if I, uh…
-No, it's okay.

309
00:19:03,458 --> 00:19:06,208
I know this kind of stuff
is generally frowned upon,

310
00:19:06,291 --> 00:19:08,833
but for the past three years,
I've dressed Bernard,

311
00:19:08,916 --> 00:19:11,125
washed him, fed him, given him his shots,

312
00:19:11,208 --> 00:19:13,250
and each and every single day,

313
00:19:13,333 --> 00:19:16,875
he's looked at me with this love
that I've never felt before.

314
00:19:17,958 --> 00:19:19,541
That's a love that changes you.

315
00:19:20,208 --> 00:19:21,416
I bet.

316
00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:23,166
I fell for him first.

317
00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:26,166
And Pauline, well,

318
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:31,333
she exudes this affection
and compassion that I just admire.

319
00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:35,500
I don't care what my oath was,
or the ethics behind it,

320
00:19:35,583 --> 00:19:38,291
or what my responsibility
was to my profession.

321
00:19:38,375 --> 00:19:39,291
[Jason] Hm.

322
00:19:39,375 --> 00:19:43,125
[Michael] I just wanted to spend
my whole life within that,

323
00:19:43,208 --> 00:19:47,083
and I knew doing any less
was going to feel dishonest.

324
00:19:47,791 --> 00:19:50,166
Nothing haunts you
like the choices you don't make.

325
00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:51,250
Exactly.

326
00:19:53,416 --> 00:19:54,458
And the sex?

327
00:19:55,208 --> 00:19:56,375
Sublime.

328
00:19:58,375 --> 00:20:00,958
-I'm gonna head back inside.
-Have a good night.

329
00:20:01,041 --> 00:20:02,041
You too, Captain.

330
00:20:06,958 --> 00:20:09,750
[ticking]

331
00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:12,083
[phones ringing]

332
00:20:15,666 --> 00:20:17,041
-Excuse me.
-Listen up.

333
00:20:18,875 --> 00:20:21,125
It's time for office calisthenics.

334
00:20:21,208 --> 00:20:22,250
Please follow along,

335
00:20:22,333 --> 00:20:26,000
as studies show stretching
keeps proper blood flow to the muscles.

336
00:20:26,083 --> 00:20:27,083
This is mandatory.

337
00:20:28,708 --> 00:20:30,083
[both] Let us begin.

338
00:20:30,166 --> 00:20:33,416
[light instrumental music playing]

339
00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:43,791
[music halts]

340
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,458
If this isn't Purgatory, right, or a cult,

341
00:20:47,541 --> 00:20:50,500
then I can't see how you'd say no
to it being performance art.

342
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:51,916
But there's no audience.

343
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,041
Art doesn't need an audience.

344
00:20:54,125 --> 00:20:55,833
It just needs to be pure.

345
00:20:55,916 --> 00:20:57,916
Yeah, that's not this.

346
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,458
Look, look at this woman at the copier.

347
00:21:00,541 --> 00:21:02,541
[printer whirring]

348
00:21:03,583 --> 00:21:05,791
[Luis] Tell me that isn't pure.

349
00:21:06,375 --> 00:21:07,583
[yawns]

350
00:21:08,875 --> 00:21:10,750
I can kind of see it.

351
00:21:10,833 --> 00:21:12,750
That's just crazy!

352
00:21:12,833 --> 00:21:15,291
So, what, the boss is like
some art director

353
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:18,208
giving out lines
for a show no one is ever gonna see?

354
00:21:18,291 --> 00:21:19,125
Why not?

355
00:21:19,208 --> 00:21:20,625
Because it's insane!

356
00:21:20,708 --> 00:21:24,333
Okay, well, if it's not that,
then I have no idea what this is.

357
00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:27,291
It's just work!

358
00:21:27,916 --> 00:21:30,833
Why does it need to be
more complicated than that?

359
00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:34,416
Maybe he's just lonely.

360
00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:38,750
-[ticking]
-[melancholy music playing]

361
00:21:38,833 --> 00:21:41,958
[whirring]

362
00:21:51,291 --> 00:21:52,291
[gasps]

363
00:22:00,666 --> 00:22:03,750
[panel beeping]

364
00:22:12,166 --> 00:22:13,625
[ringing]

365
00:22:13,708 --> 00:22:16,250
[woman] Three bananas,
two cups all-purpose flour…

366
00:22:16,333 --> 00:22:19,000
-[Donna] Hello?
-…one cup sugar, one spoon cinnamon.

367
00:22:19,083 --> 00:22:20,083
Who is this?

368
00:22:20,166 --> 00:22:22,375
[eerie music playing]

369
00:22:22,458 --> 00:22:25,708
These really are the best dreams.

370
00:22:26,291 --> 00:22:32,958
[high-pitched ringing]

371
00:22:33,041 --> 00:22:34,375
-[whooshing]
-[ringing stops]

372
00:22:34,458 --> 00:22:35,291
Work dream?

373
00:22:35,375 --> 00:22:37,666
[chuckles] Yeah.

374
00:22:38,708 --> 00:22:41,666
I got so much done.

375
00:22:42,250 --> 00:22:44,500
[whispers] Come on.
I wanna show you something.

376
00:22:48,083 --> 00:22:49,833
[crow squawking]

377
00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:56,833
This used to be the headquarters for this
big-time food and beverage company.

378
00:22:56,916 --> 00:22:58,083
[elevator bell dings]

379
00:22:59,458 --> 00:23:02,041
But that's not the exciting part.

380
00:23:02,125 --> 00:23:03,333
[giggles]

381
00:23:03,958 --> 00:23:05,166
[elevator bell dings]

382
00:23:08,750 --> 00:23:11,666
Isn't this great? It's a tanning salon!

383
00:23:11,750 --> 00:23:15,250
The building must have rented out
an unused floor for extra money.

384
00:23:16,916 --> 00:23:18,291
What? What's wrong?

385
00:23:18,375 --> 00:23:20,125
[sighs] Nothing.

386
00:23:20,208 --> 00:23:23,500
I was just expecting
more of a Wetzel's Pretzels situation.

387
00:23:23,583 --> 00:23:25,791
Come on. It's gonna be fun.

388
00:23:25,875 --> 00:23:28,916
We'll lotion, get some sun, some…

389
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,583
some vitamin D.

390
00:23:30,666 --> 00:23:32,666
C-Come on, guys.

391
00:23:32,750 --> 00:23:34,958
C-C… Carol?

392
00:23:35,041 --> 00:23:36,791
I don't know.

393
00:23:36,875 --> 00:23:39,625
This kind of thing makes me uneasy.

394
00:23:39,708 --> 00:23:40,791
Fine.

395
00:23:41,875 --> 00:23:46,625
I was just trying to show you guys
something fun, and, uh…

396
00:23:47,791 --> 00:23:51,125
I'm sorry, it's just been a long night.
I feel, like, so…

397
00:23:51,916 --> 00:23:53,125
[sobs]

398
00:23:55,791 --> 00:23:57,000
Luis, are you okay?

399
00:23:59,041 --> 00:24:01,666
Look, I'm sorry.

400
00:24:01,750 --> 00:24:03,208
We've been inside all day.

401
00:24:03,291 --> 00:24:04,375
Maybe some sun

402
00:24:04,458 --> 00:24:07,125
or pure, concentrated UV light
would do us some good.

403
00:24:07,208 --> 00:24:08,041
Right, Carol?

404
00:24:09,416 --> 00:24:12,333
Carol agrees too. Come on.

405
00:24:12,416 --> 00:24:13,375
[Luis] Really?

406
00:24:13,458 --> 00:24:16,041
Yeah. But I'm keeping my clothes on.

407
00:24:16,125 --> 00:24:19,625
-I didn't plan on all this.
-That's totally fine.

408
00:24:20,291 --> 00:24:23,166
I promise… this is going to be great.

409
00:24:24,416 --> 00:24:25,708
[Donna laughs softly]

410
00:24:26,291 --> 00:24:28,791
I'm not gonna lie. This ain't bad.

411
00:24:30,291 --> 00:24:32,750
How you doing back there, Carol?

412
00:24:33,916 --> 00:24:35,958
It's sort of like a coffin.

413
00:24:36,041 --> 00:24:38,333
But the blue light makes it soothing.

414
00:24:43,375 --> 00:24:44,500
What would you get?

415
00:24:45,208 --> 00:24:47,583
[Luis] Without a doubt,
the sesame chicken.

416
00:24:47,666 --> 00:24:50,500
Mm! It was the best in the world.

417
00:24:50,583 --> 00:24:52,833
[Donna] The "world" world?
Like, this world?

418
00:24:52,916 --> 00:24:54,416
Absolutely.

419
00:24:54,500 --> 00:24:56,083
I've been all over,

420
00:24:56,166 --> 00:24:59,416
and nothing comes close
to the sesame chicken from Panda Express.

421
00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:02,083
-[Donna] I find that hard to believe.
-I've had it.

422
00:25:02,166 --> 00:25:03,625
It's very authentic.

423
00:25:03,708 --> 00:25:06,875
Yeah. I've ordered it too,
but I wouldn't call it all that.

424
00:25:06,958 --> 00:25:08,666
It's not even the best in the city.

425
00:25:08,750 --> 00:25:10,875
I didn't say anything
when you said Sbarro's, okay?

426
00:25:10,958 --> 00:25:13,458
I wasn't picking it for their pizza.

427
00:25:13,541 --> 00:25:16,875
I said that's where
I used to take my kids after games.

428
00:25:16,958 --> 00:25:19,208
[inhales sharply] That's what I miss.

429
00:25:19,291 --> 00:25:21,791
What about you, Carol?
Is there anything you miss?

430
00:25:23,583 --> 00:25:25,083
Um, well,

431
00:25:25,166 --> 00:25:26,708
recycling, mostly.

432
00:25:27,208 --> 00:25:29,750
And the feeling you get from saving money.

433
00:25:30,708 --> 00:25:32,541
And Applebee's.

434
00:25:32,625 --> 00:25:34,625
I wish I'd appreciated it more.

435
00:25:35,208 --> 00:25:38,833
You don't realize the true value of things
until they're gone.

436
00:25:40,083 --> 00:25:41,458
Is that like a Chili's?

437
00:25:41,541 --> 00:25:43,750
It's nothing like a Chili's.

438
00:25:44,625 --> 00:25:46,458
It's different. Trust me.

439
00:25:47,833 --> 00:25:49,750
[Donna] So you've really traveled?

440
00:25:49,833 --> 00:25:51,583
Me? Oh yeah. I've been all over.

441
00:25:51,666 --> 00:25:55,875
The UK, Germany,
China, Albania, Madagascar.

442
00:25:55,958 --> 00:25:57,458
Name a place, I've been there.

443
00:25:57,541 --> 00:25:59,125
[Donna] Ugh. Sounds exhausting.

444
00:25:59,208 --> 00:26:02,000
Yeah, well, I was a younger man then.

445
00:26:02,083 --> 00:26:03,583
I started at 17.

446
00:26:03,666 --> 00:26:05,750
Shit, 17?

447
00:26:05,833 --> 00:26:08,291
I was pregnant with Marlon at 17.

448
00:26:08,958 --> 00:26:12,083
That year I'd just come out to my parents,
and I went for it.

449
00:26:12,166 --> 00:26:16,875
I was like this burden had been lifted,
and I just said, "Fuck it!"

450
00:26:16,958 --> 00:26:20,750
I dropped out of school
and backpacked through South America.

451
00:26:20,833 --> 00:26:22,000
Was it nice?

452
00:26:22,083 --> 00:26:24,416
The best experience of my life.

453
00:26:26,416 --> 00:26:27,625
[sniffles] Wajto.

454
00:26:28,166 --> 00:26:29,000
[Donna] What's that?

455
00:26:29,583 --> 00:26:30,875
[Luis] Just a dude I met.

456
00:26:32,375 --> 00:26:33,375
Wajto.

457
00:26:37,875 --> 00:26:39,666
Flying stresses me out.

458
00:26:39,750 --> 00:26:42,625
The takeoffs, and the landing part,

459
00:26:42,708 --> 00:26:43,916
and I guess

460
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,125
the part where you're in the air.

461
00:26:46,208 --> 00:26:49,750
Oh, traveling was never my thing either
with the kids and work.

462
00:26:49,833 --> 00:26:51,458
There was always something.

463
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:55,666
That's what they're all doing now.
Traveling. Janet is in Ibiza.

464
00:26:55,750 --> 00:26:57,541
Oh! I love Ibiza!

465
00:26:57,625 --> 00:27:00,958
Oh! The club scene
and the drugs are fucking amazing!

466
00:27:01,041 --> 00:27:03,333
Of course. [sniffles] Great.

467
00:27:03,416 --> 00:27:06,208
But, honestly,
I… I don't think you missed out.

468
00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:09,750
Sure, the majority
of my trips were amazing, but…

469
00:27:10,875 --> 00:27:13,458
they were also such a blur.

470
00:27:13,958 --> 00:27:16,500
The friends you make all come and go,

471
00:27:16,583 --> 00:27:19,666
and… it starts to wear thin.

472
00:27:21,416 --> 00:27:25,583
You could be in paradise,
but you still feel so far away.

473
00:27:26,083 --> 00:27:27,375
[Donna] I know what you mean.

474
00:27:28,333 --> 00:27:31,541
I spent my whole life thinking
I was working toward something.

475
00:27:31,625 --> 00:27:35,000
I screwed up in the beginning,
but I did everything right.

476
00:27:35,500 --> 00:27:37,000
[sighs] Everything.

477
00:27:39,541 --> 00:27:40,541
[bell dings]

478
00:27:45,708 --> 00:27:46,708
Donna?

479
00:27:49,166 --> 00:27:51,958
Uh, Donna, y-you probably should get out.

480
00:27:52,041 --> 00:27:54,958
It's not something
you want to lie in for too long.

481
00:27:56,916 --> 00:27:58,000
Hello?

482
00:27:58,083 --> 00:28:01,000
[Donna sniffles, weeps]

483
00:28:05,291 --> 00:28:07,083
[sobbing]

484
00:28:12,583 --> 00:28:14,416
You two look ridiculous.

485
00:28:14,500 --> 00:28:16,208
[Donna inhales, sighs]

486
00:28:16,916 --> 00:28:20,750
I just thought carving out a little piece
was gonna make a difference.

487
00:28:20,833 --> 00:28:23,750
Shit, owning a business
made me feel special.

488
00:28:23,833 --> 00:28:26,166
How dumb is that? And for what?

489
00:28:26,250 --> 00:28:29,625
So some fuckin' thing could
come out of the sky and wipe it all out?

490
00:28:30,750 --> 00:28:32,083
I just feel so stupid.

491
00:28:33,375 --> 00:28:34,958
You know why I'm here?

492
00:28:35,666 --> 00:28:37,583
I don't really know what I want.

493
00:28:37,666 --> 00:28:40,708
Everyone's got all these plans and I…

494
00:28:40,791 --> 00:28:42,041
[Donna] Nothing wrong with that.

495
00:28:42,125 --> 00:28:44,583
Hell, work was the only thing
that ever made sense to me.

496
00:28:44,666 --> 00:28:47,291
Just clicks. That's the me I like.

497
00:28:47,375 --> 00:28:49,166
This is actually
the first job I've ever had.

498
00:28:49,250 --> 00:28:50,916
You've never worked before?

499
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:55,333
Never. But I love
all those little tools you guys use.

500
00:28:55,416 --> 00:28:58,625
You know that feeling
when you press down on a stapler?

501
00:28:59,375 --> 00:29:01,666
I really enjoy that.

502
00:29:01,750 --> 00:29:03,958
The Post-its are my favorite.

503
00:29:04,041 --> 00:29:06,375
Oh, the click of the mouse.

504
00:29:09,458 --> 00:29:10,958
We should probably get back.

505
00:29:11,458 --> 00:29:14,750
[birds singing faintly]

506
00:29:16,583 --> 00:29:18,583
I wonder where it came from.

507
00:29:18,666 --> 00:29:19,666
Doesn't matter.

508
00:29:20,916 --> 00:29:23,125
You know, I got a couple theories.

509
00:29:29,916 --> 00:29:33,416
[dramatic string music playing]

510
00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:54,958
[music fades]

511
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,041
-Hey, uh…
-Excuse me!

512
00:30:06,125 --> 00:30:07,333
Eyes up here, gang.

513
00:30:08,041 --> 00:30:10,041
[both] You're all dismissed.

514
00:30:12,250 --> 00:30:14,875
[faint birdsong]

515
00:30:14,958 --> 00:30:16,250
[Carol] See you Monday!

516
00:30:16,333 --> 00:30:17,333
Bye.

517
00:30:20,666 --> 00:30:22,458
We live in the same building.

518
00:30:23,375 --> 00:30:24,458
Oh.

519
00:30:24,541 --> 00:30:26,125
I drive him to work.

520
00:30:29,250 --> 00:30:30,500
[engine turns over]

521
00:30:31,916 --> 00:30:33,791
[melancholy song playing]

522
00:30:33,875 --> 00:30:35,875
[engine turns over]

523
00:30:50,583 --> 00:30:53,166
♪ Wonder if it happened… ♪

524
00:30:53,250 --> 00:30:55,083
You said you had a business?

525
00:30:55,166 --> 00:30:56,291
A nail salon.

526
00:30:56,375 --> 00:30:57,291
Oh yeah?

527
00:30:57,375 --> 00:30:58,375
Yeah.

528
00:30:58,458 --> 00:31:00,333
I do all sorts of designs.

529
00:31:00,416 --> 00:31:05,291
French, floral stamp,
tribal, African, Aztec,

530
00:31:05,375 --> 00:31:09,500
jewel-encrusted, sequined,
tie-dyed, nude, silver-tipped,

531
00:31:09,583 --> 00:31:14,791
checkered, geometric, metallic,
monochrome, cobra, zigzag…

532
00:31:15,375 --> 00:31:17,958
[paper ripping]

533
00:31:19,750 --> 00:31:20,791
[Luis] Wow.

534
00:31:21,750 --> 00:31:23,125
Did you say "Aztec"?

535
00:31:24,875 --> 00:31:28,750
♪ Never turned away ♪

536
00:31:28,833 --> 00:31:33,208
♪ I nearly ran inside ♪

537
00:31:34,250 --> 00:31:37,875
♪ Waiting for the call ♪