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Hello?

2
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Peter? Jess?

3
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- So I'll see you later then?
- Yes, please.

4
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I'll text you.

5
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You better.

6
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- Hello.
- Do you have a moment...

7
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- Good for you, sir.
- Yeah? Thanks, kiddo.

8
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- Elliot.
- Yeah?

9
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Oh, my God.

10
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Move, move, move.

11
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So?

12
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- I have a crush.
- Perfect.

13
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Oh, God. Please put some underwear on.
Your v-word is trying to make eye contact.

14
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No bare arse on the couch.
I can't keep telling you.

15
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Yeah. Shut up. Tell me everything.

16
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Okay, okay. But I need you
to just ground me. Okay?

17
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Just remind me it's only been one date.

18
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No, stop that.
Sometimes that's all it takes.

19
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Okay. But, Jess, the connection from
the club... I wasn't just drunk?

20
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- No.
- I think we were destined to meet.

21
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- Destined?
- Yeah.

22
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Elly.

23
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Yeah, like he's better than anything
I could have ever hoped for.

24
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Really. Like, he was so funny.

25
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He was so smart. So real.

26
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He was so hot. He was so tall.

27
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And I'm seeing him again today.

28
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- Today!
- Yeah.

29
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- No, no, honestly, honestly.
- Come here.

30
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We had so much in common.
We had all these weird little details.

31
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It was actually really weird.
Like... Fuck. Okay. Yeah.

32
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Like, we both went on the same cruise
in 2005, like, a week apart.

33
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- A week apart. What?
- Yeah.

34
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And, like, we both have dairy issues

35
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and we both have
the same favourite colour.

36
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Jess. No, not just green.

37
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Like, emerald green. Imagine.

38
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I have not seen you
this excited about a guy since...

39
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- Oh, God.
- ...like, forever.

40
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So happy for you.

41
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I just... I wanted to bring him home,

42
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like, five minutes
into the date to meet you.

43
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Honestly, you are gonna love him.

44
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- Okay, now we need to back up.
- Okay, okay.

45
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And I need exact details
from the very beginning.

46
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So basically...
- I need to start getting ready for work.

47
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- No. Jess.
- I'm sorry.

48
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- I'm gonna listen...
- Jess, no.

49
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- ...while I make my espresso, okay?
- No. No.

50
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- Okay, I promise. Okay.
- Okay, okay.

51
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Go. I'm freaking out.
You're never like this.

52
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So we were supposed to meet at 9:00,

53
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but there were train issues,
so I got there, like...

54
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Wait. I can't hear you.

55
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So, we were supposed to meet at 9:00,
but there were, like, train issues.

56
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- So I was, like, 20 minutes late.
- Wait.

57
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I hate to do this,
but I'm gonna have to cut you short.

58
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Fuck.

59
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Elliot, I would literally kill
any acquaintance to stay home

60
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and listen to you talk about
this boy right now.

61
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That's okay. I've got to
get it in my journal anyway.

62
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Like, every detail
needs to be a permanent memory.

63
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- You know?
- Yeah. Bye.

64
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Jess?

65
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A part of me does
still feel like I'm cheating.

66
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Don't do that.
My brother would want you to be happy.

67
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Especially with a hottie.

68
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Drop me my lunch on your way to work.
We can have a little teaser chat.

69
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- Little teaser chat.
- Okay.

70
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- Love you.
- Love you. Bye.

71
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Sorry.

72
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<i>So what made you pick this place?</i>

73
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It's pretty shit.

74
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Well, maybe I wasn't ready
to bet ₤15 cocktails

75
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on your personality being
up to par with your dance moves.

76
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Let me take you somewhere else
after this. You'll love it. I promise.

77
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- Oh, my God. Where did you come from?
- Just my house.

78
00:10:03,043 --> 00:10:05,043
But, like, how long
have you been standing there?

79
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Only about 40 seconds.

80
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Babe, that is so unacceptable of me.
Please forgive me.

81
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You know what? Take that. On me.

82
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It's free.

83
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- Really?
- Yeah, really. It was meant for you.

84
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Bye.

85
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That malachite is coming out
of your paycheque, Jessica.

86
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{\an8}Jess, Jess, Jess, Jess.

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<i>Hi, Grandma.</i>

88
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Thank God you picked up.
I've had a horrible day.

89
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Why's that?

90
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Your Aunt Bonnie is acting up again
with that invisible friend of hers.

91
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McCoughley is my fiancé
who I'm in love with.

92
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Yes, that handsome underwear model
with the six-pack

93
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<i>who lives in your computer.</i>

94
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<i>- That's your fiancé?
- He doesn't live there, Mother.</i>

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- It's just where we met. You know that.
- You never met, you fool.

96
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You just can't believe that someone
as gorgeous as McCoughley would love me.

97
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- Admit it.
- Well, that's part of it, of course.

98
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Do you hear her?
I can't believe that I gave birth to that.

99
00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:26,603
It's awful, Grandma.
You must be so embarrassed.

100
00:13:26,603 --> 00:13:31,563
Embarrassed is exactly it, Elliot.
Embarrassed and profoundly ashamed.

101
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<i>Thank the Lord I have you.</i>

102
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That's not why I'm calling.

103
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I'm actually rather concerned
about you, Elliot.

104
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Why's that, Grandma?

105
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Well, Janelle tells me you've been showing
up late for your shifts at Le BarkBark.

106
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Grandma, no. Look.

107
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Janelle just likes to have
a reason to talk to you.

108
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That's not true.

109
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Seriously, Grandma.
She's obsessed with you.

110
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<i>You know it.</i>

111
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I was late one time
and that's because church ran over.

112
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I should've known.
You see through everyone, Elliot.

113
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Forgive me for doubting you. Phone.

114
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For the church.

115
00:14:22,483 --> 00:14:24,563
Grandma, you shouldn't have.

116
00:14:24,683 --> 00:14:27,203
I'm so proud of the man
you've grown up to be, Elliot.

117
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Your mother would be too.

118
00:14:31,803 --> 00:14:33,643
Yeah, being straight
has been super awesome.

119
00:14:33,643 --> 00:14:37,243
Your happiness and salvation
are everything to me, Elliot.

120
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Okay. I've got to go to work, okay?

121
00:14:39,523 --> 00:14:42,643
<i>My ambitious, precious Elliot.</i>

122
00:14:42,643 --> 00:14:46,203
Unlike some delusional freeloaders
living under my very roof.

123
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- I hate you!
- I love you, Grandma.

124
00:15:05,723 --> 00:15:06,723
<i>I love your nails.</i>

125
00:15:07,763 --> 00:15:11,003
Thanks. Colour's called blood sex.

126
00:15:13,683 --> 00:15:14,683
<i>Do you ever do yours?</i>

127
00:15:15,003 --> 00:15:17,963
- No, no. Looks cringe on me.
- No, stop that.

128
00:15:19,163 --> 00:15:22,243
You'd look sexy. Like, even more sexy.

129
00:15:23,163 --> 00:15:24,283
Like, blood sexy.

130
00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:34,523
So, you're really not gonna
tell me where we're going?

131
00:15:34,523 --> 00:15:36,843
No. But I promise you'll like it.

132
00:15:38,603 --> 00:15:40,963
<i>- Thought we'd take the scenic route.
- No, no, it's lovely.</i>

133
00:16:04,483 --> 00:16:08,283
- Hey, Raphael. How you been?
- Hi.

134
00:16:12,043 --> 00:16:13,043
Jess?

135
00:16:14,963 --> 00:16:19,003
Hi. Oh, my God. Taking lunch. Back in 20.

136
00:16:31,243 --> 00:16:34,443
Remember when you and Raphael hooked up?

137
00:16:35,043 --> 00:16:37,763
- Will you ever let that go?
- Absolutely not.

138
00:16:37,763 --> 00:16:41,563
- It's peak comedy.
- I'm too fragile to be teased right now.

139
00:16:45,403 --> 00:16:48,563
No, I'm too anxious to talk about
Will any more. He still hasn't texted me.

140
00:16:49,003 --> 00:16:53,163
Well, not everyone
is a 24/7 texter like we are.

141
00:16:53,163 --> 00:16:57,003
Yeah, but he told me he was, though.
That was another thing we had in common.

142
00:16:59,043 --> 00:17:02,363
I really think he's just sleeping.

143
00:17:03,043 --> 00:17:05,443
Trust the connection that you guys felt.

144
00:17:07,963 --> 00:17:13,003
Also, if he is ignoring you,
then he's always been a fuckboy.

145
00:17:13,003 --> 00:17:15,603
You should be grateful that he's
only ruined one of your nights.

146
00:17:18,123 --> 00:17:19,123
I don't know.

147
00:17:21,883 --> 00:17:22,963
Jess.

148
00:17:25,363 --> 00:17:28,523
I told him everything.

149
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:33,083
- About Peter?
- Yeah. Everything.

150
00:17:33,083 --> 00:17:35,203
Why would you tell all that to a stranger?

151
00:17:35,483 --> 00:17:39,203
- He didn't feel like a stranger.
- He could be anyone.

152
00:17:40,683 --> 00:17:43,363
Plus, that stuff's, like, private.

153
00:17:44,243 --> 00:17:46,043
I thought you didn't like telling people.

154
00:17:46,723 --> 00:17:51,043
No, no, no. Will asked me to tell him.
It's like he could see it in me.

155
00:17:52,043 --> 00:17:54,563
He's got his own fucked-uppery
in his life too.

156
00:17:55,763 --> 00:17:57,883
Well, what kind of fucked-uppery?

157
00:18:00,403 --> 00:18:01,603
He never said.

158
00:18:07,443 --> 00:18:09,843
- I need to tell you something.
- Who died?

159
00:18:11,123 --> 00:18:13,243
No. No one. Listen.

160
00:18:13,403 --> 00:18:18,603
You know that DNA app thing that I used,
years ago, to try and find Peter?

161
00:18:18,603 --> 00:18:21,403
Jess, you promised
we'd never do that again.

162
00:18:21,563 --> 00:18:22,563
I got a match today.

163
00:18:26,843 --> 00:18:27,963
Look at that smiley.

164
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:34,723
- Jess, no. We're not doing this.
- I don't know who else it could be.

165
00:18:34,723 --> 00:18:35,883
It's probably just some random cousin.

166
00:18:35,883 --> 00:18:40,123
You think some random cousin
is using that stupid smiley?

167
00:18:40,123 --> 00:18:43,003
And it's a tier one, Elliot.
That means it's a close relative.

168
00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:46,723
It can't be Peter.
Babe, someone is messing with you.

169
00:18:46,883 --> 00:18:50,363
I know it can't be, but what if it is?

170
00:18:50,883 --> 00:18:52,603
Look at that smiley, Elliot.

171
00:18:55,483 --> 00:18:56,763
Peter's dead, Jess.

172
00:18:58,363 --> 00:19:01,923
But there was no body.
And the finger, you know.

173
00:19:01,923 --> 00:19:04,683
How can we know for sure,
like, really, really know?

174
00:19:04,683 --> 00:19:08,323
- Because of the finger, Jessica.
- Jessica?

175
00:19:10,363 --> 00:19:12,883
- You're mad at me for this.
- No, I'm not mad at you.

176
00:19:17,483 --> 00:19:19,883
- Just trying to move on.
- Sorry.

177
00:19:25,323 --> 00:19:26,683
Stuff's just not healthy any more.

178
00:19:40,363 --> 00:19:43,123
Still nothing from Will. Whatever.

179
00:19:43,763 --> 00:19:45,003
I've got to get to work.

180
00:19:45,443 --> 00:19:47,723
Janelle ratted me out to Grandma
for being late again.

181
00:19:49,163 --> 00:19:51,603
Okay. Love you.

182
00:20:12,363 --> 00:20:13,363
Fuck.

183
00:20:14,123 --> 00:20:15,123
Sorry.

184
00:20:22,083 --> 00:20:24,643
Sir, you just stroked my breast.

185
00:20:25,483 --> 00:20:26,523
What?

186
00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:31,803
Sorry.

187
00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:31,603
Jessica.

188
00:21:34,003 --> 00:21:35,123
It's three past.

189
00:21:37,563 --> 00:21:38,883
I'm taking the afternoon off.

190
00:21:40,483 --> 00:21:41,523
Jessica.

191
00:21:49,243 --> 00:21:51,203
So you do know how to tell the time.

192
00:21:51,203 --> 00:21:53,323
- Wonderful.
- Hey, Janelle.

193
00:21:53,323 --> 00:21:56,563
If you have a problem with how
I'm conducting myself in the workplace,

194
00:21:56,563 --> 00:22:00,243
maybe just try taking it up with me
instead of my grandma next time.

195
00:22:00,403 --> 00:22:03,763
I have taken it up with you.
Nearly every day, in fact.

196
00:22:03,763 --> 00:22:05,443
It's just, like,
Grandma tends to take my side,

197
00:22:06,003 --> 00:22:07,963
and I just hate for it
to affect your relationship,

198
00:22:08,203 --> 00:22:11,083
or compromise your invitation
to my aunt's wedding.

199
00:22:19,883 --> 00:22:21,523
Sweetie.

200
00:22:22,803 --> 00:22:25,723
There we go. All done.

201
00:22:25,723 --> 00:22:28,083
Now then, let's see.

202
00:22:29,043 --> 00:22:30,363
Here's Daddy.

203
00:22:38,643 --> 00:22:40,243
Why the fuck's his hair like that?

204
00:22:41,203 --> 00:22:44,403
Our stylist felt
a more modern look for Laurent...

205
00:22:44,403 --> 00:22:45,963
You have to be severely disturbed
to work here. You know that?

206
00:22:46,723 --> 00:22:49,763
All I asked for was a nail trim
and an arsehole shave.

207
00:22:53,203 --> 00:22:54,203
How do I know you?

208
00:22:57,643 --> 00:23:01,523
Perhaps from one of
Laurent's previous visits to Le BarkBark.

209
00:23:01,523 --> 00:23:05,243
No. Absolutely not. He's never
been here before and he'll never return.

210
00:23:05,803 --> 00:23:08,483
- Okay.
- You're the weather bloke.

211
00:23:09,603 --> 00:23:10,963
The pants guy?

212
00:23:12,323 --> 00:23:13,483
No, I'm sorry.

213
00:23:15,323 --> 00:23:16,323
I wish.

214
00:23:27,163 --> 00:23:28,803
Dog were a nightmare too.

215
00:23:32,403 --> 00:23:34,963
Is that so?

216
00:23:36,963 --> 00:23:38,203
{\an8}Do you know, it's awful.

217
00:23:38,803 --> 00:23:44,563
Someone left this poor little angel
out front last night. No name. No chip.

218
00:23:44,723 --> 00:23:48,403
Nothing but the milk crate
from whence the baby came.

219
00:23:49,003 --> 00:23:52,843
- Who's that?
- Just a little tiny baby, that's who.

220
00:23:57,243 --> 00:23:58,243
But that's...

221
00:24:40,923 --> 00:24:41,963
I've got to go.

222
00:24:59,203 --> 00:25:00,403
You moved the lockbox key.

223
00:25:00,923 --> 00:25:02,883
Of course I did.
What are you even doing with that?

224
00:25:02,883 --> 00:25:04,443
No, no.
You just have to tell me where it is.

225
00:25:04,443 --> 00:25:06,603
<i>- Nope, sorry babe.</i>
- Okay. No, it's an emergency.

226
00:25:06,603 --> 00:25:07,723
<i>Trust me. I'm right on this.</i>

227
00:25:07,923 --> 00:25:09,323
<i>Weird shit is happening. Okay?</i>

228
00:25:09,323 --> 00:25:12,363
<i>- I'll be home soon.</i>
- No, just listen to me. Please. Okay?

229
00:25:12,363 --> 00:25:14,603
I saw Marvin. I saw the cat.

230
00:25:15,763 --> 00:25:16,763
Hello?

231
00:25:18,363 --> 00:25:19,403
Hello?

232
00:28:29,923 --> 00:28:32,243
Miss? Did you hear what I said?

233
00:28:36,123 --> 00:28:38,723
Miss? What can I get you?

234
00:28:39,803 --> 00:28:42,803
I'm all right for now. Thank you.

235
00:28:43,443 --> 00:28:45,923
You're not allowed to sit
unless you get something.

236
00:28:48,203 --> 00:28:49,243
Did you hear what I said?

237
00:28:50,363 --> 00:28:54,043
I'll just have a water, please. Thank you.

238
00:28:54,203 --> 00:28:55,803
Water is not a drink.

239
00:29:00,963 --> 00:29:02,803
Miss, you're not allowed to touch that.

240
00:29:04,443 --> 00:29:07,443
- Is it you?
- Miss, you're gonna get me fired.

241
00:29:07,883 --> 00:29:12,403
Peter? If it's you, can you
just tell me you're okay?

242
00:29:13,283 --> 00:29:16,443
Please. This is killing me.

243
00:29:22,203 --> 00:29:23,243
Hello?

244
00:29:28,083 --> 00:29:29,163
Why are you doing this?

245
00:29:31,483 --> 00:29:35,443
Whoever you are,
can you just say something? Please.

246
00:30:04,563 --> 00:30:06,363
Tequila soda, please.

247
00:30:07,323 --> 00:30:09,723
- Single or double?
- Both.

248
00:30:14,003 --> 00:30:15,123
Elliot.

249
00:30:43,723 --> 00:30:44,803
This is all my fault.

250
00:30:45,283 --> 00:30:50,123
I should have never said anything about
that stupid DNA match. It wasn't him.

251
00:30:50,123 --> 00:30:52,123
I shouldn't have put you down
like that earlier.

252
00:30:52,123 --> 00:30:54,043
- I'm the fucking worst.
- But you were right.

253
00:30:55,083 --> 00:30:56,963
It was all a load of crap.

254
00:30:57,723 --> 00:31:01,683
And I let myself get my hopes up. Again.

255
00:31:05,043 --> 00:31:06,083
Look what it's done to you.

256
00:31:06,203 --> 00:31:08,163
You should let yourself get your hopes up.

257
00:31:10,883 --> 00:31:12,323
I wish I still could.

258
00:31:15,123 --> 00:31:17,603
It's like my brain won't let me
any more. It's so...

259
00:31:19,883 --> 00:31:23,163
- It just hurts too much.
- I don't know what to do.

260
00:31:24,803 --> 00:31:28,603
Having hope is just slowly
beating me to death, isn't it?

261
00:31:30,643 --> 00:31:36,803
I feel like I'll die if I believe
he's gone, like, actually gone.

262
00:31:43,883 --> 00:31:46,683
- I'll never find love like that again.
- Don't say that.

263
00:31:47,443 --> 00:31:49,883
I thought, like, maybe with Will...
Maybe...

264
00:31:50,483 --> 00:31:54,523
I don't know. Like, it could go there.
Eventually. I don't know.

265
00:31:57,083 --> 00:31:59,043
He never even texted me.

266
00:32:02,043 --> 00:32:04,043
Stupid, ugly loser.

267
00:32:04,043 --> 00:32:07,243
You're not a stupid, ugly loser.

268
00:32:07,723 --> 00:32:11,843
You are hot. And you are brilliant.

269
00:32:13,563 --> 00:32:15,963
- I fucking love you.
- I love you.

270
00:32:16,763 --> 00:32:22,043
And that guy is an idiot if he can't
see how much of a catch you are.

271
00:32:26,203 --> 00:32:27,563
I thought I saw him today.

272
00:32:29,163 --> 00:32:30,163
Peter.

273
00:32:32,563 --> 00:32:33,563
And?

274
00:32:34,603 --> 00:32:36,003
It was just a lesbian.

275
00:32:50,603 --> 00:32:54,843
I can't believe how crushed I was
over that stupid DNA thing.

276
00:32:56,803 --> 00:32:58,403
This stuff isn't healthy any more.

277
00:33:00,283 --> 00:33:03,403
We've got to stop. I've got to stop.

278
00:33:04,443 --> 00:33:05,723
- It's too much.
- Yes.

279
00:33:11,923 --> 00:33:12,923
What?

280
00:33:14,283 --> 00:33:15,923
- What? Something's on your mind.
- It's nothing.

281
00:33:19,403 --> 00:33:20,403
Elliot.

282
00:33:23,483 --> 00:33:25,963
It's just, something else happened today.

283
00:33:27,443 --> 00:33:28,443
At Le BarkBark.

284
00:33:34,963 --> 00:33:36,483
I don't know if the mark's wrong.

285
00:33:39,243 --> 00:33:41,003
Elly, that's literally Marvin.

286
00:33:51,483 --> 00:33:53,403
- Where's the cat?
- Well, there's lots of cats.

287
00:33:53,403 --> 00:33:54,843
No, no, the cat that
was dropped here last night.

288
00:33:54,843 --> 00:33:57,003
- The sphinx.
- That cat.

289
00:33:57,843 --> 00:34:01,363
Well, the Heavenly Tails shelter
picked him up about an hour ago.

290
00:34:01,363 --> 00:34:02,443
Fuck.

291
00:34:04,043 --> 00:34:05,243
Shit. They're closed.

292
00:34:06,523 --> 00:34:09,083
Okay. Let's check the CCTV footage.
See who brought him here.

293
00:34:09,083 --> 00:34:12,083
No, you can't do that,
because Janelle's not back till tomorrow

294
00:34:12,083 --> 00:34:13,803
and the recorders are in her office.

295
00:34:13,803 --> 00:34:16,403
Well, you can tell Janelle
to lick my balls.

296
00:34:23,883 --> 00:34:24,923
Come on. We've got to be quick.

297
00:34:40,683 --> 00:34:42,763
That's it. The cat's in there.

298
00:34:43,563 --> 00:34:45,483
- Is that him?
- Can't tell.

299
00:34:46,603 --> 00:34:47,683
Wait, wait. Pause it.

300
00:34:50,923 --> 00:34:53,123
Could that be Peter?

301
00:34:56,443 --> 00:34:59,003
- How do you zoom in?
- I don't know. I don't know.

302
00:34:59,403 --> 00:35:00,803
- I'm calling the police.
- What? No, no.

303
00:35:00,803 --> 00:35:03,483
You don't have to do that, Elsie.
It's okay. We need to hurry up.

304
00:35:11,123 --> 00:35:12,723
Is that a mask of your face?

305
00:35:13,083 --> 00:35:15,043
That's literally
the ugliest picture of me.

306
00:35:20,763 --> 00:35:22,083
Do you think we're being fucked with?

307
00:35:25,403 --> 00:35:28,363
Elliot Byrd. The police are on their way.

308
00:35:29,363 --> 00:35:32,443
- No, no, Jess.
- And, Elliot, you're fired.

309
00:35:32,443 --> 00:35:33,563
What?

310
00:35:33,563 --> 00:35:36,163
I've just got off the phone with Janelle
and she's furious.

311
00:35:36,483 --> 00:35:39,123
No, no, no. Elsie, come back.
No, no, no, Elsie. Elsie.

312
00:35:45,483 --> 00:35:47,723
We'll work it out. I promise.

313
00:35:49,283 --> 00:35:50,523
What the fuck is going on?

314
00:36:20,683 --> 00:36:21,923
Please.

315
00:37:00,963 --> 00:37:05,163
<i>Listen. I know it's the first date.
But I can tell.</i>

316
00:37:06,083 --> 00:37:07,763
<i>Something really bad happened to you.</i>

317
00:37:08,323 --> 00:37:11,483
<i>- Well, that makes me feel great.
- No, no, it's not a bad thing.</i>

318
00:37:13,403 --> 00:37:14,843
<i>I have something like that too.</i>

319
00:37:16,403 --> 00:37:17,483
Who hurt you?

320
00:37:19,203 --> 00:37:25,883
My ex-boyfriend/the love of my life,
he disappeared.

321
00:37:27,603 --> 00:37:28,643
Five years ago.

322
00:37:28,643 --> 00:37:31,563
Like one of those true crime things.
Just, like, completely gone.

323
00:37:32,243 --> 00:37:33,443
Shit.

324
00:37:35,243 --> 00:37:37,083
Yeah, he's presumed murdered, actually.

325
00:37:39,803 --> 00:37:45,123
All he left behind was a puddle of blood
and a severed finger.

326
00:37:45,843 --> 00:37:47,563
And a twin sister who's, like...

327
00:37:48,683 --> 00:37:53,123
She's, like, my best friend/housemate,
which sounds toxic but isn't.

328
00:37:53,323 --> 00:37:56,403
But they never found the body, though.
And his cat was gone.

329
00:37:57,123 --> 00:38:00,883
So, like, part of me
just thinks he, like, ran away.

330
00:38:02,043 --> 00:38:04,043
And he's, like,
living it up somewhere tropical.

331
00:38:07,323 --> 00:38:09,563
It's a bit easier to swallow
than the alternative, isn't it?

332
00:38:14,083 --> 00:38:16,163
Sorry. That was a lot.

333
00:38:19,043 --> 00:38:21,203
Is that too much?

334
00:38:23,043 --> 00:38:25,403
No. Of course not.

335
00:39:33,563 --> 00:39:34,603
Jess.

336
00:39:58,643 --> 00:40:00,763
Will? It's Elliot. I'm outside.

337
00:40:31,843 --> 00:40:33,923
<i>Let me take you somewhere else
after this. You'll love it.</i>

338
00:40:33,923 --> 00:40:35,843
<i>So, you're really not gonna
tell me where we're going?</i>

339
00:40:36,163 --> 00:40:38,083
<i>No. But I promise you'll like it.</i>

340
00:40:41,163 --> 00:40:42,643
<i>A taxi would have been quicker.</i>

341
00:40:43,403 --> 00:40:45,363
<i>- But I thought we'd take the scenic route.
- No, no, it's lovely.</i>

342
00:40:46,283 --> 00:40:48,083
Okay. It's just round the corner.

343
00:40:50,403 --> 00:40:52,403
<i>Shall we go inside?</i>

344
00:40:54,123 --> 00:40:56,643
Hang on. I need to do this.

345
00:41:27,003 --> 00:41:28,043
Come on.

346
00:42:22,043 --> 00:42:23,043
William?

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