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- Hey, baby.
- Hi.
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He was killed by the reverend's daughter.
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How do you know that?
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Because when Peter got into trouble
with the Megargee girl,
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he came to me for money.
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Francine, I'm really sorry.
Can I come in, please?
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So, if you can just lend me
just a bit of money...
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I said no, of course.
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And then he went missing,
with just that bloody finger left behind.
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What do you mean,
he came to you for money?
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What, you've known this whole time,
and you haven't said anything?
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That girl...
Her family are so dangerous, Elliot.
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- The full story would wound you deeply.
- What, wound me more than not knowing?
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Wound me more than my boyfriend
being murdered by fucking Tina?
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Grandma, what trouble did he get into?
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Grandma, please. You can't just
say all of that and then stop there.
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The child is his, Elliot.
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- What child is whose?
- The child with the horse.
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Tina's child.
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Peter was the father.
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This is depressing.
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I can basically be a deep fat fryer
or a toilet cleaner.
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Tell Francine you're shagging
Jess instead,
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so she can start paying for shit again.
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No. Fuck her. You're way more
important to me than money.
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She loves you, Elliot.
Seriously, it's not worth it.
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No, I'm not lying any more.
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It's not her fault that she's ancient
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and has a shitty version
of the world ingrained into her.
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No, I do think
it's actually her fault. Yeah.
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Come on.
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I can't believe we barely have
any furniture and you've done this.
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Lighting is everything, Elliot.
It is the entire vibe.
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- It is the feng shui of vibes.
- So soothing.
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Did you actually read that thing
I sent you about colour light therapy?
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- Reading's hard.
- It is literally a listicle, Elliot.
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Yeah? Just... You can handle it.
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What are you doing being so cute
on the other end of the sofa?
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Just...
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- Listicle?
- Just doing...
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Miss Listicle? Miss Listicle?
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Remove your stinky foot from my mouth.
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Do you think we'll have babies?
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Maybe.
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Maybe one.
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But not for, like, a decade.
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- And only if it's gay.
- Okay.
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I don't think I'd be a very good dad.
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Well, neither of us would be yet.
That's why I said in, like, a decade.
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We've gotta let our brains
finish developing first.
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Or maybe we just don't have kids.
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I don't care what we do
as long as I do it with you.
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- Did I say something wrong?
- No.
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- No?
- No, you said nothing wrong.
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You are just so sweet.
I don't know how I got so lucky.
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I'm the lucky one.
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- I love you, Elliot.
- I love you, Peter.
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That's my daddy.
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- Hi, Poopee.
- Hi.
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What was that?
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Nothing. I'm on my phone.
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- Peter?
- Seriously, I'm good. I'm fine.
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Do you think Elliot and I
are right for each other?
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Peter, no. What?
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I don't know. Things recently, they've
just been kind of off. They're just...
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Oh, my God. Really? We literally
just signed the contract on this place.
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Yeah.
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It's always been, like...
He's in my mind. Like, he just...
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He gets exactly what I'm thinking,
but, like, recently, there's a disconnect.
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I don't think he's getting me
like he used to, the way I need him to.
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Well, did you tell him what you need?
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Or do you just expect him
to read your mind?
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- Isn't the one supposed to read my mind?
- No. That's silly.
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Elliot just gets in
his own little world sometimes.
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You just need to be straight with him.
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- I don't know. I don't know.
- You're self-sabotaging.
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Let him at least try and be there for you.
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- You know he'd do anything for you.
- I know.
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I know.
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He chose you over endless money
from his grandma.
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There's something else.
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- No.
- Yes. You're lying.
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Pow. Come on.
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- You want me to dance for you?
- It's nice.
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Yes, baby.
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This is...
I feel like I shouldn't be here.
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- You had a baby with our brother.
- No, Jess. What?
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No, no. What the fuck? The DNA match...
89
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Was Nico, not me.
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So you're not my sister?
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You're a liar.
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- Elliot.
- Elliot.
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Elliot.
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- Karis, pass me her.
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
95
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- Don't get it on his suit.
- Elliot. Elliot.
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Back up. Give him some space.
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- Peter cheated on me.
- You're lying.
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He had a kid with Tina Megargee
and then she killed him.
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- Stop. Who told you that?
- Oh, my fucking God.
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My grandma.
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- Francine?
- Yeah.
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- That's the actual tea.
- Fuck, I wanna die.
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Peter the cheater.
It was in a rhyme all along.
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Sorry. Who's Teeny McGoogy?
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No, Tina Megargee. She went
to uni with us and she's Jess' sister.
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Wait. Incest baby.
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No, no, she's not Jess' sister.
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She lied so that
Jess would run away with her.
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He was killed by the reverend's daughter.
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Where's my phone?
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- Where's my phone?
- I don't know.
112
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Where the fuck is my phone?
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Oh, God!
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- Oh, God.
- Get the fuck out!
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I need to get my fucking phone.
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- Where the fuck is it?
- It's in the fucking bed.
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- Just fucking get it!
- Okay.
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Go.
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Shut the fucking door!
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Elliot, please can I post this?
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I cannot imagine
a possibly worse day in my life.
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What?
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Call Jess, call Jess.
Call Jess now, please.
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I think she blocked me. I don't know.
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Is it going through?
126
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- No.
- No? Okay.
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What, the Irish Sea? This morning.
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Okay.
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{\an8}Wait. 353.
That's Ireland's country code, right?
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Why would any of us know that?
Yeah, yeah, it is.
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Elliot, it's me.
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God, she sounds like shit.
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I'm so fucking sorry. I love you, okay?
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And I need you to know that...
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- Where the fuck is she?
- Search the number online.
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...if I'm ever gonna see you again.
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{\an8}Okay, look up how to get here.
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{\an8}-And Peter...
- Happy Jeff's Pub.
139
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- ...loved you...
- Yeah?
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And you, you call this policeman
on speaker, yeah?
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I'm in a pub in literal Ireland,
142
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and this town is, like,
a fairytale village.
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Like, we went to this mini-horse farm,
144
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and the place we're renting is,
like, this little Irish cottage.
145
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It is so cute. It's in the middle
of these, like, green fields,
146
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and there's this big fucking tree
in the front of it.
147
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And it has this little green Irish door,
and it's all really camp.
148
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You would actually die. It's... Yeah.
149
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And obviously,
I'm here with Tina, and I love her.
150
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You know? She is my sister.
But you're my soul person.
151
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Hello?
152
00:10:01,083 --> 00:10:02,803
Hi, Officer. It's Charlie.
153
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- I'm with Elliot Byrd.
- Hi, Officer.
154
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Look, I know where Tina and Jess are.
155
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They're in Ireland, okay, and they were
last seen at Happy Jeff's Pub at 12:26 pm.
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They're staying at a white cottage
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which is down the road from the pub
with a big tree in front.
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Important thing.
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The sexy police officer,
the hot one from Will's flat?
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He is a Megargee.
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He's Tina's half-brother
and he tried to kill me. And Tina.
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And he probably killed her dad.
163
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Is Jess talking about me there, Elliot?
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Fuck.
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- Oh, my God. This is real.
- Our life is a movie.
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I don't really know what's going on.
167
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Oh, my God. Fuck me.
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That's my daddy.
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Fuck.
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Really?
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He's a fucking Megargee.
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He's that mobster bitch killer's
fucking brother.
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I feel like I've hooked up
with him before.
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- Charlie.
- Oh, my God. He's calling me.
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- Ignore it.
- Answer it.
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00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:21,803
Oh, my God. He texted.
"Give me a call when you can."
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The worst text you could ever get.
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Just call him back and be, like,
"I meant Jess is in Scotland".
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- That's so good.
- Brill.
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- Hello.
- Hi, Danny. Hi. It's Elliot.
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Look, I'm really sorry about
what Jess was saying.
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She's really drunk.
And she's in Scotland, basically.
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- Just to give you a heads-up.
- Stop it, Elliot. This is pathetic.
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Let's get right to it.
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I got both your balls
in the palm of my hand.
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First ball is this.
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If you try and get in touch with Jessica,
you try and go after her,
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if you try and do
any fucking thing at all,
189
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I'm gonna put out a nationwide
media alert about you
190
00:12:05,723 --> 00:12:07,723
being wanted for the murder
of Andrew Flanagan.
191
00:12:08,643 --> 00:12:11,563
- But I didn't kill him. You can't do that.
- I can.
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'Cause I'm a DCI, aren't I?
193
00:12:14,403 --> 00:12:15,563
And the evidence?
194
00:12:16,283 --> 00:12:19,603
You broke into the home of
and attacked his former lover.
195
00:12:19,843 --> 00:12:23,803
You assaulted him at his workplace,
and you were with him when he was killed.
196
00:12:24,203 --> 00:12:26,243
Perception is reality, Elliot,
197
00:12:26,563 --> 00:12:30,203
and the world's reality will be
that you killed Andrew Flanagan.
198
00:12:31,723 --> 00:12:34,483
And that's only the first ball
that I can twist off.
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00:12:34,483 --> 00:12:36,163
Why is this hot?
200
00:12:36,163 --> 00:12:37,803
- Shut up.
- Second ball is this.
201
00:12:37,803 --> 00:12:41,523
I don't trust that anything
I just said will make you stay put,
202
00:12:42,163 --> 00:12:45,243
so I sent my friend up to your
aunt's wedding to keep an eye on you.
203
00:12:53,923 --> 00:12:56,203
- It's obviously that guy.
- It's definitely him.
204
00:12:56,203 --> 00:12:58,083
So that's what's at stake.
205
00:12:58,083 --> 00:12:59,803
You do anything I don't like,
206
00:12:59,803 --> 00:13:02,403
I'll make you the country's
most wanted criminal,
207
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and politely ask my friend to put
a bullet through your grandma's head.
208
00:13:05,683 --> 00:13:07,963
- What the fuck?
- You killed Andrew, didn't you?
209
00:13:08,923 --> 00:13:10,043
I said sorry.
210
00:13:11,203 --> 00:13:13,163
Yeah, well, that was a mistake, wasn't it?
211
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You lot need to stop
whoring out your hats.
212
00:13:18,083 --> 00:13:19,403
Just please don't hurt Jess.
213
00:13:20,083 --> 00:13:22,083
There's no way
Jess is getting out of this alive.
214
00:13:22,083 --> 00:13:23,163
Why?
215
00:13:23,163 --> 00:13:25,683
Because your ex-boyfriend
couldn't keep his cock in his pants,
216
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and now people have to die.
217
00:13:28,763 --> 00:13:32,923
And I'm gonna rip both of your balls
out of their sack with my teeth.
218
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Bye.
219
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"Rip your balls out of
the sack with my teeth."
220
00:13:53,843 --> 00:13:55,523
- What?
- We need to call the police.
221
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- That was the police.
- Oh, my Goddess.
222
00:13:58,083 --> 00:13:59,923
- What?
- Just posted.
223
00:14:02,963 --> 00:14:06,163
"Elliot Byrd. Wanted for first-degree
murder of a young gay man."
224
00:14:06,163 --> 00:14:08,803
- With your photo and everything.
- He's gonna kill Jess.
225
00:14:08,803 --> 00:14:10,363
And your grandma, Elliot.
226
00:14:10,363 --> 00:14:12,283
No, no, no. We need to
get to Ireland, like, right now.
227
00:14:12,283 --> 00:14:15,603
Okay? Right now. What are we gonna do?
228
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There's a fucking mobster outside who
wants to kill me and my fucking grandma.
229
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And then this. Everyone in
the fucking country will see my face.
230
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- They know who I am.
- No one watches the news any more.
231
00:14:25,083 --> 00:14:27,683
- I don't even know what the news is.
- See?
232
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Oh, my God.
233
00:14:31,323 --> 00:14:32,483
- What?
- What?
234
00:14:32,483 --> 00:14:34,763
From that Brummie guy
I hook up with sometimes.
235
00:14:34,763 --> 00:14:36,683
"I heard about the murder
in Liverpool. Be careful, babe."
236
00:14:36,683 --> 00:14:38,883
- What?
- Elliot, you're famous.
237
00:14:38,883 --> 00:14:40,563
- What?
- Oh, my God.
238
00:14:40,563 --> 00:14:42,603
What the fuck are you doing?
Don't reply to him.
239
00:14:42,603 --> 00:14:44,963
We need to figure out how to
get out of this fucking mansion.
240
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- I fucking replied to him. Okay?
- Everyone relax.
241
00:14:53,403 --> 00:14:56,723
I'm really good at planning. Listen up.
242
00:14:58,923 --> 00:15:02,283
I'll get Janelle more drunk.
She trusts me after our little chat.
243
00:15:02,603 --> 00:15:05,803
I don't love to play it like that, but
it's literally life or death right now.
244
00:15:08,883 --> 00:15:12,883
Karis, you swipe the keys to the car,
the pink one out front.
245
00:15:15,643 --> 00:15:19,163
Check the boot and put the outfit on
that you see in there.
246
00:15:19,163 --> 00:15:21,403
Janelle told me that she
brings it everywhere for strength.
247
00:15:22,043 --> 00:15:24,883
Wear it inside the house
so Elliot can wear it out.
248
00:15:25,243 --> 00:15:27,043
This wedding is so fucked up.
249
00:15:27,043 --> 00:15:29,123
No one will think twice
about a sexy-breasted dolphin
250
00:15:29,123 --> 00:15:31,243
walking everywhere. Just act confident.
251
00:15:31,523 --> 00:15:34,443
Then, Charlie, if you see
the mob guy being suss,
252
00:15:34,763 --> 00:15:37,123
just come in and distract him.
253
00:15:37,123 --> 00:15:38,763
Act stupid or something.
254
00:15:55,763 --> 00:15:57,763
You'll be seeing that
in your dreams tonight.
255
00:16:12,683 --> 00:16:14,483
Hurry. Just get in. Let's go.
256
00:16:16,723 --> 00:16:19,123
Now we go to the docks,
rent a speedboat to Ireland,
257
00:16:19,123 --> 00:16:20,843
and we get there faster than the ferry.
258
00:16:20,843 --> 00:16:24,443
That was amazing, Raphael.
You're seriously diabolical.
259
00:16:24,883 --> 00:16:26,563
Don't make me blush.
260
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:37,163
No, no, no. No, no, no.
261
00:16:41,403 --> 00:16:42,843
Get him. Get him.
262
00:16:44,323 --> 00:16:45,523
Come on, Honeysuckle.
263
00:16:47,123 --> 00:16:49,603
- Kill him. Kill him.
- Yes, bitch.
264
00:16:52,643 --> 00:16:54,603
I know I can't say anything.
265
00:16:54,603 --> 00:16:57,083
I know I don't have the right,
but do be careful.
266
00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:58,763
We need to have, like,
a really long conversation
267
00:16:58,763 --> 00:17:00,043
when I'm back, Grandma, okay?
268
00:17:00,043 --> 00:17:03,123
I know, Elliot. No more lies from me.
269
00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:07,443
No more lies from you. I love you.
270
00:17:09,003 --> 00:17:11,843
Toodle-oo, foggo.
I meant the guy, not your grandma, Elliot.
271
00:17:11,843 --> 00:17:12,963
It's fine.
272
00:17:26,083 --> 00:17:29,523
"Ex-girlfriend of 'Gay Slayer'
Elliot Byrd steps forward."
273
00:17:29,523 --> 00:17:31,923
What? Fuck that.
Okay, there's the boat man.
274
00:17:31,923 --> 00:17:35,003
- Oh, my God. Look.
- He would not stop trying to fuck me.
275
00:17:35,843 --> 00:17:39,243
- I knew he was sick.
- Elliot, she's so hot.
276
00:17:40,403 --> 00:17:42,523
- I think I've found it.
- Yeah? Let me see.
277
00:17:43,483 --> 00:17:44,563
Yeah, that's gotta be it.
278
00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:48,083
Green door, a big tree out front and yeah,
279
00:17:48,083 --> 00:17:49,883
quarter of a mile from the pub. Perfect.
280
00:17:50,083 --> 00:17:53,683
- Your boat's all ready, miss.
- Wait. How long is the journey?
281
00:17:55,523 --> 00:17:58,643
- Just under two hours.
- What? Is he joking?
282
00:17:58,643 --> 00:17:59,723
It might as well take a week.
283
00:17:59,723 --> 00:18:02,243
That psycho cop's gonna get there
any minute, and Jess has no clue.
284
00:18:02,243 --> 00:18:04,563
It could be a lot quicker
if it was just me and you,
285
00:18:04,803 --> 00:18:07,283
without the dead weight.
286
00:18:08,643 --> 00:18:11,683
- Okay. Yeah, sure.
- No. We can't come?
287
00:18:11,803 --> 00:18:13,643
No. I wanna come.
288
00:18:13,643 --> 00:18:16,003
Thank God. DJ Bossy Baby is performing
at Pumping Station tonight.
289
00:18:16,003 --> 00:18:17,203
We could still make it.
290
00:18:17,203 --> 00:18:20,323
Yes, I need to throw ass.
It's been a stressful day.
291
00:18:20,323 --> 00:18:22,443
You can't go alone. It's too dangerous.
292
00:18:22,443 --> 00:18:25,323
It's fine, okay? There's no time.
But just thank you. Thank you so much.
293
00:18:25,323 --> 00:18:27,403
- Okay, but text us a lot, okay?
- Okay.
294
00:18:27,403 --> 00:18:30,163
- So, is youse married?
- No.
295
00:18:30,163 --> 00:18:31,883
- Okay, bye.
- Bye.
296
00:18:32,083 --> 00:18:34,363
- We love you.
- I love you more.
297
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,043
- I love you more.
- Shut up.
298
00:18:36,043 --> 00:18:39,043
- We love you.
- I love you.
299
00:18:56,203 --> 00:18:57,203
Hi.
300
00:18:59,523 --> 00:19:00,523
Hello.
301
00:19:01,643 --> 00:19:04,523
- You've knocked me out and tied me up.
- No, I didn't.
302
00:19:05,203 --> 00:19:07,243
Chrysanthemum knocked over
the standing lamp.
303
00:19:07,243 --> 00:19:09,683
Then she tied me to the bed
with her little horse hooves?
304
00:19:11,683 --> 00:19:13,123
- I was gonna tell you, Jess.
- What?
305
00:19:13,243 --> 00:19:15,243
That you're actually not my sister,
306
00:19:15,243 --> 00:19:19,003
but in fact my missing brother's
secret mafia baby mum?
307
00:19:19,003 --> 00:19:20,683
It's not fair to put it like that.
308
00:19:22,443 --> 00:19:24,043
Why did you have to go snooping, Jess?
309
00:19:25,563 --> 00:19:26,563
Now it's all...
310
00:19:30,483 --> 00:19:31,563
Are you gonna kill me?
311
00:19:33,003 --> 00:19:34,083
I mean...
312
00:19:35,643 --> 00:19:37,163
I really don't want to.
313
00:19:39,803 --> 00:19:41,123
Did you kill Peter?
314
00:19:50,203 --> 00:19:51,403
Just hear me out, Jess.
315
00:19:54,403 --> 00:19:56,323
I met Peter in a photography class.
316
00:19:58,483 --> 00:19:59,883
I thought he was beautiful.
317
00:20:01,443 --> 00:20:06,203
He had this purity around him,
like a wounded, lonely little bird.
318
00:20:07,363 --> 00:20:09,123
So we started talking from there.
319
00:20:09,403 --> 00:20:11,243
It was literally like
we had the same brain.
320
00:20:11,883 --> 00:20:13,643
I had never felt so seen.
321
00:20:13,643 --> 00:20:15,203
I never saw someone so clearly.
322
00:20:16,843 --> 00:20:20,523
Both of our families were so fucked up.
We both felt so unloved.
323
00:20:21,083 --> 00:20:24,403
Not by you, though, Jess.
He really loved you.
324
00:20:25,763 --> 00:20:28,363
He was so broken, like me.
325
00:20:28,603 --> 00:20:29,883
And no one was like me.
326
00:20:31,363 --> 00:20:32,523
And then one day,
327
00:20:34,963 --> 00:20:36,123
we hooked up,
328
00:20:37,443 --> 00:20:38,763
and we fell in love,
329
00:20:40,083 --> 00:20:41,523
and I got pregnant.
330
00:20:42,203 --> 00:20:46,243
And normally I'd be like, "Fuck.
My family is literally gonna kill me."
331
00:20:46,243 --> 00:20:47,643
But I didn't even care.
332
00:20:48,443 --> 00:20:51,403
I was gonna have a baby
with Peter, my soul mate.
333
00:20:51,643 --> 00:20:52,963
Oh, my God.
334
00:20:53,443 --> 00:20:55,963
But then, things were different.
335
00:20:56,123 --> 00:20:58,083
My head is just all over the place.
336
00:20:58,083 --> 00:21:01,963
You know, he kept saying everything
was fine, but I knew him too well.
337
00:21:06,323 --> 00:21:07,603
So I followed him.
338
00:21:19,003 --> 00:21:22,003
And I found out I was the side chick.
339
00:21:26,003 --> 00:21:28,803
- How did you not know about Elliot?
- How could you not know about me?
340
00:21:30,683 --> 00:21:31,683
Then what?
341
00:21:31,683 --> 00:21:35,043
I was crazy in love with Peter, okay?
Like, crazy in love.
342
00:21:35,763 --> 00:21:38,523
You know, the kind of love
that rewires your whole brain,
343
00:21:38,523 --> 00:21:41,363
where you're, like, no one on earth
has ever felt love like this.
344
00:21:42,523 --> 00:21:44,043
But he'd loved someone else
the entire time.
345
00:21:44,043 --> 00:21:45,483
Get off me!
346
00:21:46,003 --> 00:21:47,643
- Do you even love me?
- I do love you, Tina.
347
00:21:47,643 --> 00:21:49,523
I just can't be
any more than a friend to you.
348
00:21:49,523 --> 00:21:51,683
You don't have a baby
with your friend, Peter.
349
00:21:51,683 --> 00:21:52,763
Tina, please.
350
00:21:52,763 --> 00:21:57,243
I felt so betrayed,
so violated, so fucking hurt.
351
00:21:58,003 --> 00:21:59,003
I want you.
352
00:21:59,003 --> 00:22:01,723
- I loved him so much.
- But I love him.
353
00:22:02,563 --> 00:22:06,043
He wanted Elliot, he didn't want me,
and I, like,
354
00:22:08,003 --> 00:22:09,083
lit on fire.
355
00:22:18,883 --> 00:22:20,763
The finger's my fault. That was me.
356
00:22:22,403 --> 00:22:24,043
So you act like you're my sister,
357
00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:26,763
and the whole time
you're the one who killed him.
358
00:22:27,803 --> 00:22:31,683
- I don't know.
- You don't know? You amputated him.
359
00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:34,363
What the fuck? What the fuck?
What the fuck? Oh, my God.
360
00:22:34,363 --> 00:22:37,723
It was the last time I saw him.
I was so scared.
361
00:22:37,723 --> 00:22:40,443
I was in a nightmare.
I didn't know what to do.
362
00:22:42,243 --> 00:22:43,963
So I called my brother for help.
363
00:22:46,883 --> 00:22:51,283
And he covered it up for me,
like he does with all my family's shit.
364
00:22:58,923 --> 00:23:01,483
{\an8}And then all the news reports
came out, all the missing stuff.
365
00:23:02,763 --> 00:23:07,003
But last time I saw Peter he was alive,
so why was he missing?
366
00:23:07,643 --> 00:23:09,443
And then all that stuff
I told you about the horse,
367
00:23:09,443 --> 00:23:12,083
that was true, just with Peter, not Sam.
368
00:23:13,603 --> 00:23:16,243
The horse turned up
on my doorstep and I thought, great.
369
00:23:16,243 --> 00:23:18,163
Okay, Peter was still alive.
370
00:23:19,123 --> 00:23:20,603
{\an8}But I never heard from him again,
371
00:23:20,603 --> 00:23:24,123
and I had no way of getting in touch
with him, so I tried to move on.
372
00:23:24,923 --> 00:23:26,843
But then Nico got older
373
00:23:26,843 --> 00:23:30,363
and started asking questions
about where Daddy was.
374
00:23:31,163 --> 00:23:33,603
I knew I had to at least
try to find Peter, you know,
375
00:23:33,963 --> 00:23:36,683
but without my family
finding out, because,
376
00:23:37,003 --> 00:23:40,803
remember, I was still
claiming to be Mother Mary.
377
00:23:43,003 --> 00:23:46,843
I put Nico on that DNA app,
just hoping Peter had done the same thing.
378
00:23:49,923 --> 00:23:51,003
And we matched.
379
00:23:53,723 --> 00:23:55,243
And I thought you were Peter.
380
00:23:57,163 --> 00:24:00,283
But then you were you.
You were his sister.
381
00:24:00,283 --> 00:24:03,963
And I knew how much he cared about you,
how much he loved you,
382
00:24:03,963 --> 00:24:06,243
and I knew if he hadn't
been in touch with you,
383
00:24:09,523 --> 00:24:12,683
he was dead, and it was my fault.
384
00:24:13,003 --> 00:24:17,043
Because when I asked
my brother to clean up my mess,
385
00:24:17,043 --> 00:24:18,803
when I invited him into that,
386
00:24:20,323 --> 00:24:23,283
to him, that meant kill Peter.
387
00:24:25,123 --> 00:24:28,163
But the horse. He sent the horse.
Why would he send the horse?
388
00:24:29,283 --> 00:24:32,163
No. It wasn't him, Jess.
389
00:24:33,083 --> 00:24:35,923
The farmer said
it definitely wasn't Peter.
390
00:24:38,043 --> 00:24:39,083
So he's gone.
391
00:24:43,043 --> 00:24:44,243
Peter's dead.
392
00:24:46,483 --> 00:24:49,563
I'm so, so sorry, Jess.
393
00:24:52,883 --> 00:24:55,123
In some way he lives on,
394
00:24:55,603 --> 00:24:58,563
through Nico, and you.
395
00:25:04,603 --> 00:25:06,803
Fuck off, Tina.
396
00:25:10,323 --> 00:25:11,483
Fuck you.
397
00:25:24,483 --> 00:25:25,483
Jess.
398
00:25:28,683 --> 00:25:29,843
I can't go to jail.
399
00:25:31,403 --> 00:25:32,563
I can't lose Nico.
400
00:26:06,843 --> 00:26:08,563
Help! Help!
401
00:26:08,563 --> 00:26:11,083
No. Help!
402
00:26:14,683 --> 00:26:16,243
Is everything okay in there?
403
00:26:17,123 --> 00:26:18,563
Yes. We're fine.
404
00:26:20,963 --> 00:26:24,043
- What's that?
- That's just the TV. We're fine.
405
00:26:25,603 --> 00:26:28,923
I'm just passing along a message for Jess.
406
00:26:28,923 --> 00:26:33,723
The message is "Tina is not
your sister, she's a murderer.
407
00:26:35,323 --> 00:26:38,923
"And her sexy cop brother is coming. Run."
408
00:26:39,363 --> 00:26:42,403
Okay. Thanks so much.
I'll be sure to pass that on.
409
00:26:43,163 --> 00:26:44,883
- Have a good one.
- Bye.
410
00:27:00,563 --> 00:27:01,723
Nico.
411
00:27:02,883 --> 00:27:04,283
What? I'm playing.
412
00:27:07,443 --> 00:27:08,963
We save Nico, then you are dead to me.
413
00:27:16,443 --> 00:27:17,443
Come on.
414
00:27:19,563 --> 00:27:20,563
Hi, sissy.
415
00:27:25,563 --> 00:27:26,563
Fuck!
416
00:27:28,603 --> 00:27:30,723
Tina? She's alive?
417
00:27:32,123 --> 00:27:34,203
She's got all 10 fingers
as well by the looks of it.
418
00:27:34,203 --> 00:27:36,683
That's some serious growth. Well done.
419
00:27:52,683 --> 00:27:54,523
And where's my favourite nephew?
420
00:27:55,763 --> 00:27:58,283
- He's not here. We left him with a friend.
- Yeah?
421
00:27:59,523 --> 00:28:03,323
Look for the kid. He'll probably
be with that misshapen horse.
422
00:28:06,083 --> 00:28:08,003
- Be quiet.
- Check upstairs. Maybe under the bed.
423
00:28:08,003 --> 00:28:09,443
Don't be angry.
424
00:28:09,443 --> 00:28:11,443
So, here we are, in Ireland.
425
00:28:11,443 --> 00:28:14,283
So, what are you gonna do?
Kill me like you killed my brother?
426
00:28:14,283 --> 00:28:18,803
Stop. Is that what she told you?
You know all about the finger, don't you?
427
00:28:20,203 --> 00:28:21,723
And you killed him to cover it up.
428
00:28:23,963 --> 00:28:26,403
I never hurt your boyfriend.
429
00:28:27,403 --> 00:28:29,283
I only ever helped you.
430
00:28:31,443 --> 00:28:33,043
So is Peter dead or not?
431
00:28:33,043 --> 00:28:34,723
- Fuck if I care.
- You told Dad.
432
00:28:36,003 --> 00:28:37,123
How could you?
433
00:28:37,123 --> 00:28:39,083
He was gonna give all my money
to a toddler.
434
00:28:39,083 --> 00:28:40,523
Of course I fucking told him.
435
00:28:41,643 --> 00:28:44,603
You told him what?
What has happened to my brother?
436
00:28:44,603 --> 00:28:46,083
Well, I suppose you're gonna die anyway.
437
00:28:46,083 --> 00:28:49,403
No sense in making you feel
left out in your final moments.
438
00:28:51,683 --> 00:28:52,963
Tina, what's going on?
439
00:28:52,963 --> 00:28:55,523
I covered up for my bitch sister
440
00:28:55,843 --> 00:29:00,003
when she got pregnant with your brother
and sliced off his finger.
441
00:29:01,203 --> 00:29:05,163
I kept it all quiet from my dad
because... You know what?
442
00:29:06,163 --> 00:29:10,283
I'm actually kind of a great brother.
An asset to any family.
443
00:29:10,683 --> 00:29:14,163
So, I went along with the whole
immaculate conception bullshit.
444
00:29:14,923 --> 00:29:15,923
What's the harm?
445
00:29:16,443 --> 00:29:20,403
Then early last week,
my dad pulls me aside
446
00:29:20,683 --> 00:29:25,923
and says that a toddler is gonna
inherit all the money, and not me.
447
00:29:26,843 --> 00:29:30,403
Because this toddler
is the second coming of Jesus Christ.
448
00:29:32,723 --> 00:29:37,843
Only then did I tell my dad the truth.
Nico certainly isn't Jesus Christ.
449
00:29:38,763 --> 00:29:41,643
His real dad is that gay lad
who went missing.
450
00:29:42,203 --> 00:29:43,643
Tina cut off his finger.
451
00:29:43,643 --> 00:29:47,483
Dad didn't like hearing that,
but at least he changed the will back.
452
00:29:49,203 --> 00:29:50,203
Right?
453
00:29:50,843 --> 00:29:53,843
Well, the next morning,
454
00:29:54,323 --> 00:29:56,683
just as he was about to do that,
455
00:29:59,003 --> 00:30:00,683
he was murdered.
456
00:30:03,283 --> 00:30:04,283
Tina,
457
00:30:06,203 --> 00:30:08,483
want to tell us about what happened there?
458
00:30:09,243 --> 00:30:12,323
- It's your fault.
- Tina, what is he talking about?
459
00:30:16,483 --> 00:30:18,923
He was saying the most awful things.
460
00:30:21,363 --> 00:30:24,883
He said I was scum, filth, a slag.
461
00:30:25,963 --> 00:30:27,043
Nico, a bastard.
462
00:30:28,123 --> 00:30:30,203
We were both not worthy
of being Megargees.
463
00:30:30,203 --> 00:30:32,003
Unworthy of living at all and...
464
00:30:34,923 --> 00:30:35,923
I snapped.
465
00:30:37,643 --> 00:30:39,323
As my sister tends to do.
466
00:30:40,083 --> 00:30:42,003
And again, I covered for her,
467
00:30:42,803 --> 00:30:45,763
'cause we can't risk anyone
looking into what we do.
468
00:30:45,923 --> 00:30:50,283
As we say, one Megargee down,
all Megargees down.
469
00:30:50,723 --> 00:30:53,763
Tina's passion seems to be
being a liability.
470
00:30:55,203 --> 00:30:58,763
Then I think what happened is
she burned her own house down
471
00:30:58,763 --> 00:31:02,603
to make it appear like she was the victim
or to fake her own death.
472
00:31:03,723 --> 00:31:07,003
Bit of a weird one that, Tina.
Can you explain that?
473
00:31:09,003 --> 00:31:14,723
And now she's here with you,
Jessica Ono, who knows too much.
474
00:31:19,923 --> 00:31:25,043
So now you all have to die,
and this nightmare will finally be over,
475
00:31:25,963 --> 00:31:29,203
and I'll take my inheritance money
and move to Miami
476
00:31:29,203 --> 00:31:31,963
and live the stress-fee life on the beach,
477
00:31:31,963 --> 00:31:36,523
with birds with big fake tits,
and all this bullshit behind me.
478
00:31:37,323 --> 00:31:41,123
No family members left
for me to cover their arse.
479
00:31:41,483 --> 00:31:44,483
Accountable to no one but myself.
480
00:31:45,403 --> 00:31:46,403
Jess.
481
00:31:47,243 --> 00:31:49,043
- Elliot.
- Jess!
482
00:31:50,243 --> 00:31:51,443
Elliot, don't come in here.
483
00:31:52,363 --> 00:31:54,083
- Jess!
- Elliot, run!
484
00:31:59,723 --> 00:32:02,283
Well, that can't have been
a fun sound to hear.
485
00:32:02,283 --> 00:32:04,043
- Elliot.
- Tell you what.
486
00:32:04,443 --> 00:32:07,203
I'll do you now
so you don't have to linger on it.
487
00:32:07,563 --> 00:32:08,643
No! No! No! No!
488
00:32:10,323 --> 00:32:11,323
Rigby?
489
00:32:12,603 --> 00:32:13,603
Elliot?
490
00:32:19,723 --> 00:32:23,843
- Jess.
- Elliot. Elliot.
491
00:32:23,843 --> 00:32:25,883
- I love you.
- Oh, my God. I love you so much.
492
00:32:30,283 --> 00:32:31,283
Get off me.
493
00:32:33,723 --> 00:32:34,923
Fuck.
494
00:32:34,923 --> 00:32:36,003
You...
495
00:32:38,763 --> 00:32:39,763
My dick!
496
00:32:45,163 --> 00:32:46,163
Are you okay?
497
00:32:46,163 --> 00:32:47,883
- No, no, no. I'm fine.
- I'm okay. Are you okay?
498
00:32:48,443 --> 00:32:50,243
I've got you now, you bastard.
499
00:32:50,243 --> 00:32:51,563
Don't move.
500
00:32:55,563 --> 00:32:58,963
Danny Megargee, you are under arrest
501
00:32:58,963 --> 00:33:01,243
for the murder of Andrew Flanagan,
502
00:33:01,243 --> 00:33:03,883
and for tampering with evidence
in the case of Peter Ono.
503
00:33:04,203 --> 00:33:06,963
At last, Liverpool can heal.
504
00:33:08,323 --> 00:33:10,203
- You're a police officer?
- That's right, Jess.
505
00:33:10,443 --> 00:33:13,203
My real name is Detective Benjamin Bubble.
506
00:33:13,203 --> 00:33:15,883
I go by Rigby undercover,
'cause it's my dog's name.
507
00:33:16,723 --> 00:33:20,003
I've been investigating
the Megargee crime family for decades.
508
00:33:20,003 --> 00:33:21,563
Thanks to you, Jess and Elliot,
509
00:33:21,563 --> 00:33:24,523
I now have enough evidence
to put this sociopathic clan
510
00:33:24,643 --> 00:33:28,163
behind bars for the rest of damn eternity.
511
00:33:28,163 --> 00:33:29,243
Sorry. What?
512
00:33:29,243 --> 00:33:32,123
I started keeping tabs on you
when you got in touch with Tina Megargee.
513
00:33:35,203 --> 00:33:39,083
And then, when Danny Megargee,
a senior member of the police force,
514
00:33:39,083 --> 00:33:41,923
decided to personally show up
at the scene of a cake finger,
515
00:33:43,723 --> 00:33:47,083
well, I knew that we were getting close,
so I offered you a lift.
516
00:33:47,083 --> 00:33:49,923
I'm Rigby.
Can I get you a water or anything?
517
00:33:52,163 --> 00:33:53,963
And the rest is history.
518
00:33:55,203 --> 00:33:58,243
Christina Megargee, you are under arrest
519
00:33:59,483 --> 00:34:04,203
for the cutting off of Peter Ono's finger,
as well as patricide.
520
00:34:04,403 --> 00:34:07,443
- Wait. Didn't she kill Peter?
- I did not kill Peter.
521
00:34:07,443 --> 00:34:09,043
No, she just cut off his finger.
He killed Peter.
522
00:34:09,043 --> 00:34:12,203
- I didn't kill Peter.
- Okay. So who killed Peter?
523
00:34:13,443 --> 00:34:14,723
Wait. Is he still alive?
524
00:34:14,723 --> 00:34:17,803
Elliot, please,
just one case at a time, okay?
525
00:34:17,803 --> 00:34:18,923
Let me have this win.
526
00:34:21,483 --> 00:34:23,443
Okay, but you forgot your gun.
527
00:34:31,683 --> 00:34:32,683
Let's go.
528
00:34:53,243 --> 00:34:54,803
I played dead.
529
00:34:55,723 --> 00:34:57,403
Learnt it from my sheep.
530
00:35:06,203 --> 00:35:07,203
This way.
531
00:35:26,443 --> 00:35:29,203
Hi. I figured you'd be back soon.
Have you heard?
532
00:35:29,683 --> 00:35:32,043
- No.
- You're totally cleared.
533
00:35:32,043 --> 00:35:36,563
You're, like, a victim now, I guess.
But also, a hero.
534
00:35:37,003 --> 00:35:40,923
And look. It's Jessica, alive and well.
535
00:35:42,123 --> 00:35:43,163
I can read a room,
536
00:35:43,163 --> 00:35:45,563
so we're not gonna talk about
the fact that you're fired now.
537
00:35:45,563 --> 00:35:48,563
But do know that it's coming,
and very much a thing.
538
00:35:49,563 --> 00:35:52,403
Can you book a taxi, please?
I'll just be a minute.
539
00:35:53,123 --> 00:35:56,003
What the fuck? I've been
waiting here all night to drive you.
540
00:35:56,203 --> 00:35:59,043
- I know it was you.
- Know what was me?
541
00:35:59,243 --> 00:36:01,363
You left the cat at Le BarkBark.
542
00:36:06,483 --> 00:36:08,003
Elly, that's literally Marvin.
543
00:36:13,643 --> 00:36:14,643
Yeah.
544
00:36:15,563 --> 00:36:18,003
Well, that's what you get
for fucking with a Scorpio moon, sweetie.
545
00:36:19,643 --> 00:36:21,523
So, when you didn't text me back,
546
00:36:21,523 --> 00:36:25,923
I thought,
that boy needs some serious karma.
547
00:36:27,003 --> 00:36:28,523
I found the perfect cat online.
548
00:36:28,523 --> 00:36:31,803
Well, it was almost perfect.
I made it perfect.
549
00:36:32,203 --> 00:36:34,163
So I called the dog salon
to find out what days you'd be...
550
00:36:34,163 --> 00:36:37,203
Raphael, don't give a shit
about your stupid plan.
551
00:36:37,203 --> 00:36:38,283
Rude.
552
00:36:38,283 --> 00:36:41,803
But I just need to know,
how did you find out about the cat?
553
00:36:43,603 --> 00:36:45,723
Elliot, you told me what you did.
554
00:37:05,163 --> 00:37:06,923
"The cat just ran away. I'm really sorry."
555
00:37:14,723 --> 00:37:16,523
And the cat was gone too.
556
00:37:19,163 --> 00:37:20,683
Anyway, yesterday was fun.
557
00:37:25,523 --> 00:37:26,563
Fuck you, Raphael.
558
00:37:43,843 --> 00:37:45,523
I feel so rough.
559
00:37:48,123 --> 00:37:49,403
I'll order bagels.
560
00:38:01,163 --> 00:38:02,163
You okay?
561
00:38:03,443 --> 00:38:05,443
No. You?
562
00:38:05,923 --> 00:38:06,923
No.
563
00:38:13,443 --> 00:38:15,403
I'm sorry my brother was such a fuck-up.
564
00:38:17,163 --> 00:38:19,443
- You know I had no idea, right?
- I know.
565
00:38:21,403 --> 00:38:23,683
I can't believe how reckless he was.
566
00:38:25,723 --> 00:38:29,043
With your heart, with mine.
567
00:38:30,483 --> 00:38:31,843
Tina's, even.
568
00:38:31,963 --> 00:38:33,923
That name is banned forever
in our home, please.
569
00:38:33,923 --> 00:38:35,243
Yeah. Sorry.
570
00:38:35,243 --> 00:38:36,323
- Thank you very much.
- Sorry.
571
00:38:40,243 --> 00:38:41,443
I just can't believe he fucked her.
572
00:38:41,443 --> 00:38:43,003
- It's so messed up, Elliot.
- You know?
573
00:38:43,003 --> 00:38:44,603
- Like, he actually fucked her.
- It's fucking weird.
574
00:38:44,603 --> 00:38:45,843
I don't wanna think about it.
575
00:38:52,643 --> 00:38:56,723
We have spent the past five years
576
00:38:57,523 --> 00:38:58,963
being punished for his mistakes.
577
00:39:02,563 --> 00:39:03,563
I'm done with it.
578
00:39:06,843 --> 00:39:07,843
Like, I'm done.
579
00:39:09,763 --> 00:39:10,883
Yeah, I'm done too.
580
00:39:14,843 --> 00:39:15,923
God, I'm so done.
581
00:39:17,203 --> 00:39:19,163
- Can we be done? Yeah?
- Yeah.
582
00:39:19,163 --> 00:39:20,723
- We're done. We are done.
- Okay.
583
00:39:20,723 --> 00:39:21,803
Good.
584
00:39:29,363 --> 00:39:30,723
Maybe it's that jumper that I ordered.
585
00:39:33,803 --> 00:39:38,363
"To be sent to Elliot Byrd in case of
my death. Yours, Andrew Flanagan."
586
00:39:41,483 --> 00:39:43,843
Fuck that. Do you want me to just burn it?
587
00:39:45,363 --> 00:39:49,283
- Why would he leave me anything?
- Well, that's Will's will, if you will.
588
00:39:54,283 --> 00:39:55,283
Okay.
589
00:40:05,323 --> 00:40:06,323
{\an8}Docuseries?
590
00:40:06,323 --> 00:40:09,003
{\an8}He did say he was
looking into Peter's case.
591
00:40:09,603 --> 00:40:11,243
Do you think he found something?
592
00:40:16,243 --> 00:40:17,283
What's this?
593
00:40:21,163 --> 00:40:22,163
Hi, Elliot.
594
00:40:22,163 --> 00:40:25,683
If you're watching this, I'm dead. Fuck.
595
00:40:25,683 --> 00:40:27,763
I knew I knew too much.
596
00:40:29,363 --> 00:40:32,563
Anyway, I need you to get this
to the BBC immediately,
597
00:40:32,563 --> 00:40:34,483
but, like, feel free
to add some stuff first.
598
00:40:35,643 --> 00:40:37,963
I didn't make it as an actor while alive,
599
00:40:38,163 --> 00:40:41,323
but I'll for sure
have a posthumous pop-off
600
00:40:41,323 --> 00:40:42,763
once they see what
I've been gathering here.
601
00:40:43,603 --> 00:40:45,963
- What the fuck is he talking about?
- I don't know.
602
00:40:50,003 --> 00:40:51,443
So, I just picked this up from the bakery.
603
00:40:51,443 --> 00:40:54,083
Haven't looked at it yet.
Thought I'd do an un-boxing.
604
00:41:02,163 --> 00:41:05,003
It looks so real.
605
00:41:05,003 --> 00:41:07,683
Oh, my God. Elliot is gonna freak.
606
00:41:08,483 --> 00:41:11,483
Muffin Serious is the place to be.
You know what to do. Efficient.
607
00:41:12,163 --> 00:41:15,163
Come and look at this.
This is absolutely wild.
608
00:41:16,363 --> 00:41:18,203
Look at that.
609
00:41:18,203 --> 00:41:20,843
Oh, my God. Are you ready for this?
Are you ready?
610
00:41:24,083 --> 00:41:25,483
It's freak. Look at that.
611
00:41:36,043 --> 00:41:39,603
Okay. So he was, like, crazy-crazy.
612
00:41:41,403 --> 00:41:43,563
Okay, I feel kinda bad now.
613
00:41:44,763 --> 00:41:48,083
Elliot was so freaked out. Like, so sad.
614
00:41:48,243 --> 00:41:51,963
There's no way he killed Peter,
or knows what happened that day.
615
00:41:52,363 --> 00:41:56,203
So is my crush on him
socially acceptable now?
616
00:41:58,963 --> 00:42:01,243
Found his list of suspects.
617
00:42:01,243 --> 00:42:05,643
You're first, but your name's crossed out.
Next is me.
618
00:42:06,003 --> 00:42:07,963
Not crossed out. That's not fair.
619
00:42:07,963 --> 00:42:09,563
You're only clear
'cause he thought you were hot.
620
00:42:09,883 --> 00:42:12,723
- He did say not to trust you.
- Stop.
621
00:42:14,323 --> 00:42:16,763
{\an8}Let's see what he has on me.
622
00:42:17,443 --> 00:42:18,563
{\an8}That is literally bad.
623
00:42:20,083 --> 00:42:22,003
That was so fucking weird.
624
00:42:25,483 --> 00:42:28,563
{\an8}Like, literally, what?
625
00:42:30,403 --> 00:42:32,443
Wait. Go back to me.
I wanna see what he put for me.
626
00:42:36,723 --> 00:42:41,083
Payoffs? "Did Elliot and his grandma
work together to kill Peter?"
627
00:42:41,083 --> 00:42:42,443
Fuck off, Andrew.
628
00:42:48,483 --> 00:42:49,563
Hey, Elliot?
629
00:43:14,843 --> 00:43:16,123
You sent Nico that horse.
630
00:43:26,923 --> 00:43:30,443
Why is the foal I sold you
years ago back at my farm?
631
00:43:31,603 --> 00:43:34,003
I couldn't let that child
grow up believing
632
00:43:34,003 --> 00:43:36,163
his father didn't love him enough to stay.
633
00:43:37,843 --> 00:43:38,963
What I told you was true.
634
00:43:38,963 --> 00:43:41,403
Peter turned up at my door with that...
635
00:43:44,203 --> 00:43:45,603
terrible maimed hand.
636
00:43:46,723 --> 00:43:49,763
Francine, I'm really sorry.
Can I come in, please?
637
00:43:50,563 --> 00:43:53,443
I've got nowhere else to go.
Can I come in? Thank you.
638
00:43:54,483 --> 00:43:55,643
He said he needed help.
639
00:43:55,643 --> 00:43:58,123
Said there was no one else
he could turn to, that he needed money.
640
00:43:58,123 --> 00:44:00,203
So, if you could just lend me
just a bit of money,
641
00:44:00,203 --> 00:44:02,043
I can leave it to Tina to raise the kid...
642
00:44:02,043 --> 00:44:03,843
To get out of the mess he'd made.
643
00:44:03,843 --> 00:44:07,563
...and then I'll be gone, forever,
and you'll have your grandson back.
644
00:44:08,843 --> 00:44:09,843
That scum...
645
00:44:09,843 --> 00:44:11,243
I'll get onto the bank.
646
00:44:11,243 --> 00:44:12,803
...had been so careless
647
00:44:13,803 --> 00:44:17,763
with the most precious person on earth.
648
00:44:23,323 --> 00:44:24,523
You, Elliot.
649
00:44:27,043 --> 00:44:28,923
For that, there was no forgiveness.
650
00:44:32,563 --> 00:44:33,563
Get rid of it.
651
00:44:36,363 --> 00:44:37,363
You killed him.
652
00:44:39,523 --> 00:44:41,043
To protect your heart.
653
00:44:43,363 --> 00:44:45,683
Well, you shattered it
into a million pieces.
654
00:44:48,563 --> 00:44:49,763
I know that now.
655
00:44:51,283 --> 00:44:56,163
But when Peter left, I let myself
believe that you were healing,
656
00:44:57,523 --> 00:45:00,203
that he was the cause
for all your problems.
657
00:45:00,203 --> 00:45:02,363
- What, being gay?
- Yes, for being gay.
658
00:45:04,363 --> 00:45:05,763
I thought I was saving you.
659
00:45:09,203 --> 00:45:12,243
But I was pushing you away.
660
00:45:13,443 --> 00:45:14,523
I'd failed you.
661
00:45:18,683 --> 00:45:19,923
Like I failed your mother.
662
00:45:22,763 --> 00:45:24,163
Like I failed everyone.
663
00:45:26,603 --> 00:45:31,403
I'm so sorry, Elliot.
664
00:45:33,043 --> 00:45:34,123
I'm so...
665
00:45:36,763 --> 00:45:37,763
so sorry.
666
00:45:44,603 --> 00:45:45,603
Fuck you.
667
00:45:48,083 --> 00:45:49,083
{\an8}The police heard everything.
668
00:46:03,443 --> 00:46:04,443
Elliot.
669
00:46:23,603 --> 00:46:24,923
Wanna go get drunk now?
670
00:46:26,843 --> 00:46:28,043
Yes, please.
671
00:46:44,403 --> 00:46:45,403
Get rid of it.
672
00:47:21,243 --> 00:47:22,443
No phones.
673
00:47:22,803 --> 00:47:24,723
- You've reached the voicemail of...
- Elliot Byrd.
674
00:47:25,363 --> 00:47:26,723
Please leave a message after the tone.
675
00:47:27,283 --> 00:47:29,123
We're freaking free!