US-MEXICO BORDER (2009)
[Indistinct chattering]
We need to be prepared for like 300 people by the time we get there
Our cargo container
I'm talking about crammed in there tight.
Cheek to chow.
Smashed face to face.
Women and children first.
Whoever's not on one with us
They're not with us.
They run.
We are De-La-Amistad.
That's our exit route.
Run East-West about one mile from 905.
What you dragging in that wagon?
I said I got HMAs
a little unclear as to what the plan is.
I need some direction.
Don't be unclear.
I got a plan for us.
What is it?
What does that mean?
You need me to create a diversion?
I'm going to blow something up?
I want you to create a show
Okay?
This is the announcement of a motherfucking revolution.
Make it good.
Make it bright.
Impress me.
Team two's into this.
We got that?
Yeah
Perfect.
We got a walkie.
Big truck coming up at Rico Fermi.
Channel 5.
Yeah.
Game time.
No more talking.
Let's go
Let's go.
Let's fuckin' go.
Gate guard secure.
Camera.
Okay.
Wake up
You died and went to pussy heaven
Put your arms to the side so I can see you.
What's your name
I'm Captain Stephen J. Lockjaw.
My name is Parfidia Beverly Hills
We're here to right your wrongs
You got an army growing in your fucking guts and you put it there.
If you didn't count on me
Free borders
Sweet thing.
Is this funny?
Get up.
Not on your feet.
Not on your fucking feet.
Since we blame you.
Get it up.
Up.
Yeah.
Get it up.
Be careful.
Don't let him get back.
Up.
Good boy.
Do you like locking people up?
Get on your fucking knees.
Now.
Let's go
Put it on.
Let's go.
Now get the fuck up.
Let's go
Keep it up.
Get the fuck up.
Go.
Pat.
Go for Pat.
Snap
Copy that.
Declaring war - mother fucker.
I'll be seeing you very soon.
Not if I see you first
We are a political organization....
...that is free from the eyes
...of the weapons of the imperialist state
You are a political prisoner on the French 75
You have been captured by the French 75.
Bitches [inaudible]...
...Fuck the police!
Viva La Revolucion!
Oh my God.
Oh shit.
Where do you get all this energy from?
You're gonna get a bag tonight...
Y'all think you're like black girls?
Y'all think you like me?
Of course I fucking like you.
Open the shit up.
What the fuck are y'all doing here?
What am I doing here? I'm creating a closed circuit to remove any static electricity.
Not right there. That's a shunt. You see that?
This is your blasting cap. Right here.
Very important to keep your cap shunted like this when you went to the courthouse. You got that?
Here's your main charge. This is your cell phone.
Don't stop. I said cell phone.
First thing you're going to do is you're going to turn on your cell phone without your cap attached so you don't accidentally detonate your charge.
You're going to want to put your hands here.
And you're going to want to take the handicap and throw it in the circuit.
Senator Wilson
We warned you that abortion ban
So
Sincerely yours
Revolutionary violence is the only way.
No one's telling me to vote. No one's telling me to overcome. Nobody moves. Nobody gets hurt. Shit
Don't even bother looking for a Trish 75. We'll find you.
Okay
Yeah.
All right. All right
Babe
Come on
Let's fuck
No
Come on
The bomb goes off in two minutes.
Come on
Regular working white girl. Not a good thing.
We have two devices for two locations set three blocks apart.
Mae West completes her device in the administration building.
Profitia and I take the courthouse.
Bombs are planted. Devices are detonated by remote at 7 p.m. after hours.
From here on in
The bomb goes off in two minutes.
What do you want me to do?
I want you to do your worst.
You can blow up anything you want. It doesn't make any difference to me.
I wanted my hat and my gun.
If you want to keep doing what you're doing
Come on
Oh
I'll be true to you.
You were my first love
I will never make you blue.
I'll be true to you.
In this whole world
Let me be that one girl.
I'll be true to you.
Bitch
Pussy right here. That one. What's it for?
Nah
I mean
A white
I ain't gonna hold you
I kill him dead before he eats me.
It's like she doesn't even realize she's pregnant.
You know
Me?
Yeah
That's hilarious.
My child comes from a whole line of revolutionaries.
And you look so lost.
She's a runner.
And you a stomp.
What are you gonna do about this baby?
I want to feel seen and loved and appreciated. I fucking gathered her nine months.
And now he just gets to fucking walk around and just swoon all fucking day.
It's like she's his only girl.
Like I just no longer exist. I'm just a fucking piece of meat.
And sometimes I feel crazy because I'm just like
Baby
Where are you going?
You're talking to me.
Now go as I please.
You realize that we're a family now
You don't have to do this anymore.
You realize I put myself first
And that's what you're scared of.
We have her now.
You do get that
I put myself first and I reject your lack of originality.
Come on
Would you stop with all this bullshit?
Would you stop it?
We're a goddamn family.
You are her to take care of.
Where the hell do you think you're going?
It's okay
It's okay.
It's okay
It's okay.
This is a new consciousness.
A new consciousness?
Yeah.
I'm not your other body.
I'm not your mother.
You want your power over me for the same reason you want your power over the world.
You and your crumbling hell ego will never do this revolution like me.
Fuck out of here.
Do the revolution
Go do it.
Yeah
Hey
She's a girl.
What's her name?
Charlene.
Sounds like a black girl's name.
You like black girls?
I love them.
Give me your fucking...
Now!
Get your noses in the carpet.
My name is Jungle Pussy.
This is what power looks like.
See my face?
This is some "Set it Off" shit.
I don't want you.
I just want your money.
Your money paid for my artillery
I am what black power looks like.
See my face?
I'm a French 75. [Gunshot]
Stop moving.
Stop fucking moving.
Stop fucking moving
[Grunting]
[Cops Cheering/Applause/Inaudible]
This department doesn't do any special favors
You're a killer
You'll do 30
It's too bad you don't know anybody this way.
You can save me.
No.
Because you're in love with me?
Yes.
Then you can't live without me.
Can you hold me?
I can give you the embrace of the federal governor.
You've got to tell me where they are and name names.
Don't do this.
You have to name names
Do you have a car seat or a carrier?
No
These are two scanners that I've made.
This one plays melody A
Together they go up within two or three hundred yards of each other.
They sync up
Somebody else has one of these
This is a trust device.
Rule of thumb with these scanners.
Find somebody else out there and they happen to have one of these.
Trust them with your life
I'm not passing these out to just anybody.
What's wrong?
I know.
If you've got to get a cell and make it 1G
You'll be fine
If the towers are up
Memorize everything in this envelope.
Burn it when you're done.
You don't go to Bacton Cross right away.
You go to Denver first.
You spend a week in Denver.
While you're in Denver
When that's all clear and that job is done
These are the new names and socials.
So who are we supposed to be here?
You are Bob and Willa Ferguson.
It's a mother and son who died in childbirth last month.
So pretending to be dead folks?
Do you want to think about it that way? Yes.
But there are bigger deaths down the line if we don't do this.
I want you to think big picture here
This is bigger than you or I.
This is bigger than the original Bob and Willa Ferguson
Yeah.
Welcome to the world
Let's go. Big picture.
Got it. Yeah.
Okay.
I gotta go.
Sorry
I know
I gotta go. I gotta go.
Traveling Grace
Hold her. I got her. I got her.
Watch your head.
I love you.
Take care.
Stay safe.
Home sweet home.
We've been through all this before
No contact ever with anyone from Josie and the Pussycats or any of your former associates
Don't commit any crimes.
You will testify when we need you to testify.
Look
Pay your bills.
So you good?
Welcome to mainstream America.
Every revolution begins fighting demons.
Motherfuckers just end up fighting themselves.
Come on baby
Let's fight!
Get your hands up! Fire!
Fire!
For Valor and the Line of Duty
French 75
Fire!
Sixteen years later
[♫ Music ♫] "해나다 -- HAE NA DA" ("Begin" in Korean.)
We are not breathing.
Let's do it again.
[Deep Breath]
"해나다 -- HAE NA DA"
[♫ "...I'm a fool to do your dirty work
(...inhales) (coughs)
History class?
Mhm.
Teaching the right kind of history
Lincoln?
Mhm.
See
Oh
You don't get all into the details just yet
Should.
Mhm.
Should.
Gotta tell the truth.
And then you got the grand wizard over there
Mr. Benjamin Franklin.
Mhm.
Or father.
Mhm.
Fucking slave owner.
Well
She's a confident leader.
She works hard.
You can tell that she actually cares about being a good student
She enters class each day
The other students really admire her.
Are you okay?
If I get emotional
Oh.
I see this is very emotional for you.
I don't know.
You know
Her mom died when she was very young.
Oh.
I see.
Hm.
So Willa never knew her mother?
No.
She never did.
That can be very hard on young women.
Sir
What do you got
Sir
Your transportation is set for 1800 hours
You know what this is about
No
Well
That'll be old
Well
Have somebody tell my wife I'll be down in a few minutes.
Colonel Lockshaw
Sandy
Let me introduce you to Virgil Freyport.
Virgil?
How do you do
My pleasure
Yeah
My daughter's getting married and the dress was horrible
so we didn't want you to feel out of place.
Perfectly understandable
Please
Shane Mitchell sends a hell of a lot of them.
Oh
He's still building up that garage.
The construction project that never ends.
I'm sure he'll get it done.
Will you give him my best?
I'll do it.
Thank you.
How was your journey from Rio Duarte?
Fine
You're doing great work down there.
Thank you very much
Each and every day is hand-to-hand combat
and the spread of uncontrolled migration
Yes
Yeah.
Well
you start with immigration.
That's exactly right
You said that.
A few years back after squatting pebble.
Wow.
I understand you've expressed an interest in us.
Yes
And does it honor you to be considered for membership in our club?
It's a very deep honor
Yes
Steve
to certain members of the military.
We found their tactical battlefield expertise to be quite useful.
Now
To find dangerous lunatics
No more lunatics.
You know
but Jim Kringle passed away.
Oh
This means an opening.
Colonel
when I say that joining the Christmas Adventurers Club
means that you are a superior man.
No
the most sophisticated
It just means that you are superior to other human beings
and you shall never want for riches the greatest of friends.
Now
and cut through layers of bureaucracy.
We live by the Golden Rule
in a network of like-minded men and women
dedicated to making the world safe and pure.
What would you say to someone who believes
that you have been soft in your duty to racial purification?
I would say they are a liar who has no business in society
or on the planet for that matter.
Does he presently live with his pops?
No
Have you ever consulted with a mental health professional?
No
Have you ever had any bills or debts turned over to a collection agency?
Well
It was an evolution of the old Hummingbird whisperdew 238
called the Dynamite Dolphin 335.
It was defective.
I abstained from payment.
I do it again.
I have no regrets.
Okay.
Have you ever knowingly engaged in any acts of terrorism against this country?
No
Have you ever engaged in an interracial relationship?
No
And you are American
Yes
Now
we require absolute secrecy through the initiation process
to judge how serious and unselfish you are.
Understand?
And to be considered to a vote
you must submit to a voluntary vulnerability study
to see if this identifies anything problematic in your character.
What could be a problem?
I don't know.
What could be a problem?
Absolutely nothing.
We want to know who we're standing with.
Sure.
Now
So if you have any doubt as to your ability to qualify in body or character
as a member of the Christmas Adventurers Club
I have an opportunity to say so.
Do you wish to withdraw?
No
Do you submit yourself?
Yes
I submit myself.
Very well
Now
Congratulations on your daughter's wedding.
Thank you.
We'll be in touch.
Thank you.
Thank you
"[inaudible]...it's a fucking charade
...fucking racists...these bell-curve Nazis. It's bedtime for democracy
So you're doing
This is happening -- on the ground in a coordinated effort along contingent lines of resistance...
...every day
to take it directly to the capitalist overlords
for extracting value from your life this very second.
Go ahead.
What you think of this Facebook?
I'm just going to have it on your Instagram.
I'm just going to have it on a hashtag somewhere.
I think it all.
And don't forget
that this is a nation that is asylum.
Don't think they're separate.
Don't break them apart.
They're not separate.
What the fuck?
OK.
QST
Billy Goat is in the way.
Repeat
Implement plan snap crackle pop.
Repeat
QST
Billy Goat is in the way.
Repeat
Implement plan snap crackle pop.
Repeat
What's up
You got my guy?
Any SSC in the car?
No.
Come here
Howard Somerville.
How are you?
Good.
The French 75.
The Resistance.
The Gringo Coyote.
Billy Goat.
Done your homework.
Mm-hmm.
Good.
Take a look around.
Take it all in.
Do you need anything?
I'm fine.
Drink?
I'm okay.
You're still alive.
That's a good sign
It seems to be.
Yeah.
Do you know why you're still alive?
You tell me.
I will tell you.
I need you to tell me where baby Charlene is.
What's her name?
Where does she live?
I need to know where the Rocket Man lives.
I need to know his name.
Get him packed.
Okay.
I can cooperate.
Your names are Fred Flintstone and Arthur Fonzarelli
and their address is Alpha Centauri.
I love it.
Lone fucker sitting on plastic in a container.
He's still got jokes.
I just want you to know that I'm not scared.
I appreciate that.
If I was in your shoes
I just don't know if your sister would feel that way.
What's the sister's name?
Pamela.
Oh
What are their names and where do they live?
Their names are Bob and Wilbur Ferguson.
They're up in Back 10 Cross.
Back 10 Cross.
Make me a reason to deploy in that town.
Drugs and tacos.
Got it.
And get all the intel on the gathering spots
the hot spots for teeny-boppers.
On it.
Sir?
Come here
Come here.
Gentlemen
Our A.O. is Back 10 Cross.
This is a sanctuary city full of thousands of wet and stinkies.
We have a T.S.D. operation to capture two H.B.I.s.
Adult male
Female juvenile
We bag and tag the male.
We apprehend the female.
The intel update.
Back 10 High School match today
Breaks 9 through 12.
Break
Deco 1-3.
Dispute the team.
Tell one to the high school cell 2 to the residence of me.
Good evening
This is Special Agent Toejam.
Our main target tonight is Rimhorn's Chicken Lickin' Frozen Food Farm.
Human reporting has led us to believe Chicken Lickin' is a front
for a large-scale heroin distribution operation within the A.O.
B.T.R.
your task for the clearing and securing of Chicken Lickin' Frozen Food Farm
in order to destroy heroin distribution operations within the A.O.
Simultaneously
Malotsky's Tires
Tiburon's Taco Shack at the Bokhtan Mall
This is a sanctuary city for thousands of wet bodies.
We expect the local populace to be sympathetic and supportive
to the criminal organizations we are targeting tonight
Thank you.
You're hungover and you got home at 3 o'clock in the morning.
Where were you?
Or what?
This isn't even warm
Where were you?
No
Ah
Thank you.
You're hungover and you got home at three o'clock in the morning.
Where were you?
This isn't even warm
Where were you?
Where was I? I was...
Well
You asked me that
I was at the Rustican with the old band.
You remember our old band
The old band
You remember Albert?
Yeah.
Turns out
to try to get that sort of vintage
You don't need any of that stuff anymore.
He bought out a computer program room with a press of...
How'd you get home?
What do you mean?
How did you get home?
Well
You drove?
What
I know how to drink and drive
I know what I'm doing.
I didn't have that much.
What?
I don't want to be your babysitter.
I don't want to worry if you wrapped your car around a telephone pole.
I didn't ask for this.
That's just how the cards are rolled out for me.
It's dice
What?
It's not cards. You don't roll cards. It's dice.
Fuck off
Wow. Okay?
Well
I like the way you're standing up for yourself.
I'm proud of you
But the way you speak to your father sometimes
I don't know. You're right.
You should tell me what you think always.
Never hold anything back from me.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
You're right. That's something I got to remember.
And I fuck up sometimes.
Whoa. Who's this?
Who's that?
Who is that? They're just my friends.
And they have a red car like that
It's just a car. And you told them they could do that?
Yes. Told them to come to the house?
Yes. Now
What's that one's name?
Bobo. Bobo. Now
Dad
Are they transitioning? I want to know.
They're non-binary. Non-binary. Okay
It's not that hard. They
Who's this little fucking freak at the door?
Probably Bluto.
Just coming to my house like this
All right. Is that your date to the dance?
My friend. Okay.
You're not going anywhere with your goddamn friend until you take it.
Take it.
Yep. Put it in your pocket. I don't want to put it in my pocket.
Put it in your garter or whatever you got.
My fucking garter? What?
What's up
Yeah
Uh
You got a purse?
This is non-negotiable.
Put it in your purse.
Nobody's coming to get you
That's what you think.
What's up
You guys hanging? Yep.
Going to the dance?
Yeah
Listen
That exact same thing to your entire fucking family
about fucking around.
Dad?
We're talking about freedom
We're talking about freedom.
Freedom's a funny thing
When you have it
and when you miss it
It's just gone.
There's a chemo casserole
with frosted flakes in the oven.
Don't leave it on. Got it.
Have fun
Alright
Let go of him.
Yo.
Yeah?
Not you
Get in the fucking car.
Say it.
Say it
Love you
Fucking freaks.
Does anyone have a charger?
My phone's dead. I love your skirt.
Thank you. I love your dress. Thanks.
Your dad's a high girl
Okay.
By the tennis court.
Wait
No.
And she literally threw it on him.
What?
She has a video of that?
Baby
Alright?
Now
Green Acres.
Beverly Hill Bullies
and Alutafil Junction.
Come on
Say it back to me. Green Acres.
Beverly Hill Bullies. Alutafil Junction.
Will no longer be so goddamn relevant.
And women will not care if Dick
finally got down with Jane and search her tomorrow.
Because black people will be in the streets
looking for a brighter day.
Revolution will not be televised.
My dad said if anyone said that shit
to me to trust him with my life.
Alright
Because you're in trouble
Alright
I am here to help.
I'll be right away.
Look
and your dad.
I know you have a lot of questions and I'll answer them later.
But right now
Where? Anywhere over here.
Okay.
You have to stay by my side.
You have to do exactly as I say. Do you understand?
Yes
No. Alright.
Come on
What about my dad?
I don't know what to do. He trained for this.
Come on.
Come on
Go
Hold on.
Go
One
Lights
I need to get all these kids
in the center of the gym
I need to get them sat down and I got to talk to them.
Everybody
I need you guys to stand up and join everybody else on the court.
Do you know Willa Ferguson?
Only then will we take on our reality.
That should open the race now.
Yeah?
Rob?
Who's this?
We have trouble ahead
Wait
Who is this?
I need the greeting code
Oh
Well
And it's been fucking years
You're gonna have to think.
Right.
Um
The sun. The sun.
Think.
The sun
The campus has been raided by the Billy Goat. Have to take it.
Billy Goat is Howard Somermill
Taken. Yesterday. And it worked. The hammer is loose and in route to back him up.
What? Steve Locke?
Steve fucking Locke
What in the motherfucking fuck? How could it get any fucking worse than that? You're saying Steve Locke
It's not your fault. Nothing is secure. Everything is wrong. No one is above suspicion.
No
All is secure. Lady Champagne and her team have extracted Willa. She's safe.
Good. Okay
The rendezvous points are the same as they've ever been. We'll be seeing you.
I'll be seeing you. Okay
Okay.
What's the... Hello? What's the fucking rendezvous point? Hello?
Fuck!
Fuck.
Okay.
Okay
Don't panic.
Don't fucking panic
Keep your shit together.
Don't get fucking paranoid
Don't get fucking paranoid. Do what you gotta do.
Okay
Open the door.
Open the door on the roof.
Okay.
Initial clearance complete. Conducting back clear.
Clear.
Kitchen.
Living room.
Good back.
Open the door.
Goddamn it.
What are you thinking?
He's a bomber.
Gas.
Cover.
No
Shit.
Rise and shine.
Got an eyelash.
Good morning.
There are no hands on the clock.
Why?
Because they're not needed.
What time is it?
Ah
You know what
You just called my house
What time is it?
Look -- Steve Lockjaw just attacked my home...I
This is Bob Ferguson
I don't remember anymore of this code-speak
Let's just get on with it. What is the rendezvous point?
Okay
Motherfucker
You just called me. This is Bob Ferguson. You understand that?
Somebody from the Resistance
What time is it is a key question of the underground movement?
Studying the text is essential.
I don't remember anymore of this code-speak.
I don't remember half of this shit
which is a fucking miracle
and give me the fucking rendezvous point.
Well
No
You called me. I need to find my daughter.
Well
Did you just fucking hang up on me
You...
Fuck!
Reina.
Hello
I'm at work.
The news has arrived.
With what?
The ICE arrived and they took everyone from the gas station.
I think they came with us.
Why do you say that?
It's because Silvia called me
and Marquez told her they took everyone from the gas station and the gas station.
Hang on a second.
Yeah
Bob.
Where is he?
I need your help
You still there?
What time do you get off work?
At one o'clock. When you get home.
I'm coming. Call Maricela and tell her I'm on my way.
Where are you?
I'm basically in the car.
We should be leaving now.
Yes. I'm gonna call Esperanza and I'll call you back
Okay. Bye.
Let's go. Bye.
Bob
I need a weapon
You work
What's going on?
It's MKU. MKU
MKU? MKU what?
They'll bust you open my door.
They're coming after me and Willow right now.
Right now.
That's heavy metal
Yeah.
Hey
I don't know. I gotta charge my phone to find out.
Here
I can't. They'll trace that phone. I gotta use my phone.
Let's do that at my place. We gotta go.
Your place?
Yeah.
You got a gun at your place?
I'll get you a gun.
You have a gun
Yes.
Okay.
Right now
I gotta deal with this shit.
Okay. Yeah.
I just think that's enough.
Let's go to your place.
I'll charge my phone.
You got a gun there?
Bob
What?
Get up to the tummy.
Okay?
Listen.
Breathe.
All right.
Okay?
Cool out.
Push your waves. Push your waves.
Let's go. Let's go. I'll follow you.
Come on.
Que yo te bendiga
No te olvides de dejar la puerta del sótano abierta.
Estoy ahí en 20 minutos.
We got a little Latino Harriet Tubman situation going on at my place.
All legit
Here
No
Trace that
Let's get the shades.
Fuck.
Me and Willa's mom used to run around and do some real bad shit together.
We were part of the French 75.
They got her
Fuck.
You're a bad hombre
So?
I'm Agent Danvers. How are you?
Great.
What's your name?
Bluto.
Nice to meet you
Do you mind if I have your phone?
Go ahead and unlock it for me.
Thank you.
Hey
Is that all right with you?
Sure.
You're shaking. Are you okay?
I'm good.
You nervous?
A little bit.
Do you need anything?
A little bit.
If you tell me the truth
Yes
If you lie to me
Yes
You know Willa Ferguson
How do you know her?
We're good friends.
Okay. Do you know where she is right now?
I'm not sure.
When was the last time you saw her?
I saw her at the dance.
Before you guys came into the dance?
What's her number?
She doesn't have a phone.
Her dad doesn't let her
The only high school girl in America.
Willa Ferguson doesn't have a phone.
I guess so.
I'll go to her residential address for Sergio St. Carlos.
Who is he?
It's an old tracking device.
It goes off when it's within 100 yards of hers
And it never works.
Sometimes it does
What about her phone?
She doesn't have a phone.
What
Yes.
You have her phone number
No
Everybody knows she has a phone?
Why didn't you tell me she has a phone?
No
Well
I don't get mad.
I don't get mad about anything anymore.
Are you scared?
No.
No?
Well
Dad ever mention Steve Lockjaw?
Yeah.
Yeah?
What did he tell you?
He's the one who killed my mom.
[Protest Chants]
Let's fight fire with fire.
Roger that. Send in Eddie Van Halen.
[Chants continue]
[Explosion]
[Chants continue]
Less than a minute!
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BeeGee! [inaudible Spanish]
Meet me at Genesis right now
They're with me okay
We got 20 minutes to get everybody to the church
I need your help. Okay? I need you to go upstairs and do me a favor.
I know you don't like the tunnel you're gonna have to come with me.
Okay.
Go upstairs and give 'em a hand. Yeah.
Esteban! Esteban get off your phone andele! Come to the front of the store and keep an eye on the store!
Hey! Get off the phone! Get off the phone!
I'm not on the phone man! Fuck. I'm trying to charge the phone!
God damn
Family
No
Listen to me for a moment
We will be with you all the time and God is with us
Bob. Not safe for you there. Follow me.
Line them up with the hallway. I'll be in 24.
You win so when you lose some.
Bop bop bop you're back on defense on defense.
Where do my rules one price Aubrey get off the phones go to the second floor.
We're moving them out. Thank you. Okay.
This is everybody. Yeah
Was about to say everybody say hello. Okay. I don't know Jacob.
I need you to go to the second floor. My he said I would move in the mouth now.
This is Rachel. Hi Rachel. This is Bob and this is Landon.
Nice to meet you right here. I'll be on the couch. Thank you
Come on.
Sorry
I got power. I got power. What are you us?
Hi
What's up?
What's up homie? It's uh
I don't remember what we spoke earlier on the phone
I think we had a little misunderstanding. I think we got off on the wrong foot
I was trying to get the rendezvous point for my daughter
Well
We'll just share a little information. My name is Bob Ferguson. I don't know if you ever heard me
All right. I was part of French 75 for years years and years. All right
only problem is I
Fried my brain since then man. I I have abused drugs and alcohol
For the past 30 years man
I'm a drug and alcohol lover and I cannot remember for the life of me or the life of my only child
The answer to your question. What time is it a 15 now? I I need this rendezvous point
You understand what I'm saying? I need it. I understand
If you don't give me the rendezvous point
I will hunt you down and stick a loaded fucking hot piece of dynamite right up your fucking asshole
Okay
Violating your space man. Come on. What kind of revolutionary are you brother? We're not even in the same room here
We're talking on the phone
Noise trigger listen
I need to know your name
Yeah
Get a better name comrade Josh
I want to know your coordinates. I want to know your location right now. What is it?
You're really intolerable man
How hard you are to talk to you know the information that I'm trying to give you you're a little nitpicking prick
That's what you are a little nitpicking prick and you know what I'm gonna do to nitpicking pricks
I'm gonna call in a Greyhawk 10
I'm calling a Greyhawk 10. All right
I want you to get your supervisor on the phone right now cuz I know you got one
I know you got one comrade Josh. All right
All right
Calling in a Greyhawk 10
That's some fucked up nitpicking shit
Got your one passport
Assholes
Thank you
We've been late siege for hundreds of years. You did nothing wrong
Don't get selfish
Life
Life just always some little little tiny detail
Okay
I mean
When I'm not just yeah
Why is this taking so long for God's sakes you guys are so incompetent
Hurry up
I
Want to do we're gonna squirter internal to the target building follow on for Sergio San Carlos
I need to go kinetic
Setting up breach time now. I need to follow on vehicles
Yeah
Oh
Who's this?
This is Bob Ferguson. Who's this my brother?
It's your man. Tell me man
My brother you listen menu
I mean
What's my favorite kind of pussy
I
Mexican hairless
Okay
Hey rendezvous is sisters of the brave beaver
Sisters of the brave beaver. I don't know. Is that that compound out in the hills?
I need the coordinates exact coordinates. Okay
Hello
Okay
Bring up the hooligan
Oh
You want to formally say you're sorry
Time doesn't exist yet. It controls us anyway
Fuck you. You fucking moron. Fuck you. You obviously don't have kids you fucking idiot
Hey...I got the coordinates...it's it's old Mission Road to Crock Creek and then the Chupacabra Hills.
All right
They're here.
Goddamn it.
Okay
I don't make too many calls man. I'm a joke. I think a tracer coffee is tracer coffee. So what's the plan?
BeeGee - what's the plan?
That's my weapon
Gotta go man. I'm gonna take him up on the roof
Across to my car laughs his alley here my key. She dropped him off. You call me Latino. He'd come with me
No
Oh
Thank you
Shit
Give a shit what you do. I'm gonna need that number in the next 10 seconds. I don't think sir
Do I look like your parent?
Give me the fucking number stand up. Put your hands behind your back. I don't have her phone number up put your hands behind your back
Come get him out of here. I
Have it you have it now
What is it I
Thought you took AP common-sense sit the fuck down
What's the number it's under located
Give it to me. I
Asked you if you had a phone you looked me in my face and you lied
I am here to save your fucking life. Do you understand?
Don't lie to me again
After twos on the horn females headsets heading South on 135
Freeze
So one exfil
Fuck
Oh
BeeGee
What the fuck happened?
And my rifle okay
Oh
Rochelle
Well
This is profiteer Beverly Hills daughter. I'm coming to you in an hour of need and desperation for safekeeping
Unbelievable
Do I look just like her?
No
Not really
What you do on the inside
Which makes you quite a risk around here
the
Daughter of a rat is a baby rat and we must be careful
Can you cook
Yes
We will not allow residents to anyone who cannot take responsibility for both her input and output
Output
Can I know what I eat and secure what I should if that's what you mean
That's what I mean
Sister Bob's show baby profiteer to the poncho via
All right
Let me run shit down to you. So you'll have the towels over here
The bathroom is straight through there. The pillows is right there as you can see and don't ask her fucking Wi-Fi because we ain't got nothing
Make yourself at home Goldilocks
What does she know
She thinks her mom was a hero
And I
Didn't have the guts to tell the truth I
Couldn't
Put video Beverly Hills is a problem that keeps on giving
This revolution doesn't need another one of her running around
It's hard enough
You got more fighting you than the rest of us Deandra I
Got sick of this shit a long time ago
oh
Alice
Carrie
You look great.
You hungry?
Yeah
But I'm actually
Well
You can have them on your way out.
Are these the banana pancakes
Those are the ones.
I know they're waiting for you.
I better get down there.
It's great to see you again
You too.
["Hark the Herald Angels Sing" playing] To give them second birth
Hark the herald angels sing
Glory to the newborn King.
Come in.
Jim.
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas.
How you doing?
Good
It's been too long.
It has
You know Virgil Throckmorten - Virgil's down from cleansing and distortion.
And you know Bill Desmond from Whitehall.
Very good to see you again. Merry Christmas.
And of course you know Roy Moore -- 5th Fleet Field General from the Southwest.
Good Morning.
Take a seat.
So
Well
And we brought you in to see if you could help clear it up.
I'm going to hand you over to Bill.
I'll give you the details.
Over to you
Tim
There's an unconfirmed report that Colonel Stephen J. Lockjaw is the father of a mixed
race child.
Which mix?
There's no real easy way to say this
It's black.
Well
Bill
Sure.
As part of a WNT white background check
file on the black militant named Jungle Pussy.
She told an officer this very story 15 years ago.
15 years ago.
It's been there the whole time in ancient file.
Pure luck we caught it.
So where's the pussy?
Oh
No more pussy.
A few days ago
It was led by an Avanti Q.
You know him?
Yeah
He's a good soldier.
Not great?
I mean
It's a dirty little secret.
He passes for half Mexican
He's a fantastic tracker.
I'm going to tell you how much money someone had in their pocket based on a footprint
but he is not homegrown
Yeah.
Well
Yeah.
He found Howard Somerville.
Ex-Friend 75
to back down cross and North where he set up a so-called sanctuary city
giving jobs and housing to drug dealers and psychopaths.
He's also a reefer addict.
Really?
Well
Next thing we know
and conducted a Class A raid on the Chicken Lickin' Frozen farm.
Oh
I love their nuggets.
Well
Not to mention the Chicken Lickin's own by our fellow Christmas adventurer
Brother Bert Rimhorn
Next.
He hit the high school
Yeah.
The high school.
And now all hell's broken loose on the streets of back down cross.
And he's turned off his ATACs.
I'm sorry to interrupt
This is a curious chain of events.
So Lockjaw's looking for his half-breed
Funny you should ask that.
Perfidia Beverly Hills.
Currently MIA.
Former French 75.
She went into witness protection about 15 years ago
The arresting agent?
Colonel Stephen J. Lockjaw.
Agency sightings ever in Cuba or Algiers
So not the mothering type
And they call us the savages.
Lockjaw got his dick dirty.
He needs to clean it.
He can find this kid.
He can dispose of the evidence.
And continue to make fools out of all of us.
What would you like me to do
Tim
Make it clean.
Clean?
We should all be able to eat off the floor.
Is that clean?
Yes
Well
I think I'm headed West.
And may Saint Nick be with you.
All hail Saint Nick.
I have something to ask you
Okay.
Was she a rat?
Yeah
My dad told me she was a hero.
Hey
Stop banging your head on that.
Okay.
Sir
No.
What's your last name?
Batman.
Okay
Okay.
What's your last name?
Batman.
Okay
Parker
Peter Parker?
Yeah.
All right
If you don't give me your real last name
it's gonna be another try.
Okay
Parker
Your name's Jim Parker?
Yeah.
Okay
I'm somewhere in the 80s
In the 80s.
Yeah.
Okay
Let's go.
Get up.
Sit down there.
Mr. Jim Parker
42 years old?
Sir
Mr. Parker.
Mr. Parker
Do you have any medical problems?
Mr. Parker
Bob
Are you diabetic?
Yeah.
Did you take your insulin yesterday?
You know
you make sure you take your insulin on a daily basis
Officer
It needs to go out to the ER.
Thank you
Hey
Good
Mr. Parker
Let's check your sugar.
You are gonna go through the bathroom
straight down the hall to the right
to the fire escape right now.
Right now?
Right now.
Hey
Sam
Oh
Thank you.
Yeah
Thank you.
Let's do a selfie.
Okay.
We did it. We did it.
Let's get out of here
Sisters of the Great Beaver
Chupacabra Hills
Let's play off.
Siri
Chupacabra Hills.
Okay.
Not every day you get to rescue a 75'er
twice in the same day.
Let's rock and fucking roll.
Yeah.
Let's go.
Hey
Right.
Oh
Sir
I'm not being fucked with.
You got information from me.
Spit it out.
Saw a car
heading North of Craw Creek Road.
Carrying?
Couldn't tell.
White man driving
North.
What's in these hills?
Sisters of the Brave Beaver.
Who are they?
They grow wheat.
They're nuns.
Is that some kind of sick joke on God?
I'm not joking.
How many women?
I don't know.
A bunch.
Ten or 20.
Weapons?
I think they're vegetarian.
Men
Delta 2
We need to pull the imagery.
Mountain chain
I copy.
Go
Hey
Come closer.
Come on
If this doesn't line up
But if it does line up
What is it?
Do you see it
I will do you now.
You're 16 or 17.
It's either one of those.
Do you have a boyfriend?
I don't have anything to say to you.
You're too young to have a boyfriend
Don't answer for me.
That all makes sense.
You snag her out of the high school.
Find her phone.
Curb stop that.
But then you fumble her on the 90-yard line at some stank-ass nunnery.
That's gonna hurt.
You help me
You can be Pat Calhoun.
Rocket Man.
Ghetto Pat.
And I'll let you go home
You know
By whom?
I do mean federal prison for you.
Did you rape her?
Do you think you're my daughter?
Did you love her?
Answer me.
Do you think you're my daughter?
It doesn't matter what that test says.
I have a father
Is that what you call a father?
It wasn't enough for your mother.
How's he gonna be enough for you?
Where is he?
I swear
I don't know.
Deandre
I swear to God
The girl didn't do anything
I don't know where he is.
If I knew where he was
What's wrong with you?
Where is he?
Save yourself.
Go to prison.
I'll take it to the colonel.
You save the girl.
Those are your options.
You're gonna lose
You should put on more makeup to make yourself look better.
You go to a dance
You put on more makeup.
Why is your shirt so tight?
I'm not gay
I didn't say that.
I'm not homosexual.
I did not say that
Oh
You know
You're just
Smart-mouthed.
Think your mother
Are you having trouble remembering what you just read?
It's a straight line.
I have a problem.
If it's not
God
because I can actually fucking read.
Shut up.
Just shut up
Uh-oh.
Get my vehicle
Just never thought this fucker would come back for us.
I got lazy
I wasn't paying attention.
I thought the person coming through that door one day
was going to be your mom
See your daughter
she can do her hair
I can't do her hair
You know that?
I don't know how to do her hair right.
Wow.
I'll go dark on my body.
I won't.
I'm here.
Bring it down
Motherfucker.
Here it comes.
Put this in your backpack.
Guess this is the end of the line
Not for you.
Ocean waves
I've got to get you
Well
On foot?
Here we go.
I'm going to turn on this gas station
we're going to slow down and we tuck and roll.
I'll take it from there.
Unbuckle and get ready.
Tuck and roll.
Yeah.
Okay.
Roll it through your ass.
What?
No fear.
Just like Tom fucking Cruise.
Okay
One.
Two.
Give me a gun.
Three.
Go.
Four.
Slow down.
Slow.
Four Bob!
What?
Go.
Four.
Go.
Jeff
Making up for lost time?
Daddy-daughter games?
I am a Christmas adventurer.
You know what that is?
No!
I have a higher calling.
It is a higher honor than having you.
I loved her in case you were wondering.
Best God-damned looking witch I ever saw.
Yeah
She was a fucking rat.
She was a warrior
She was a fucking rat!
Huh? Huh?
You should respect your mother
Punch your fuckin' eyes out!
Monty
How's the bounty business?
It's all right. How's it with you?
Things can be better. It's not one thing. It's fucking another thing. You find that to be true?
Anyway
Need to dispose of this one
Who is it murder suspect wet-bag half-breed involved narco cartels nobody that will be missed
That's a kid. I don't do kids kids do bad shit
What are you doing? I can't do it. I'm busy so you can do it. Well then get a girl to do
I don't want Eric Garrett to do it. I'll pay you don't do your daily rate get this done. I don't give a shit
I'm not doing it. All right
You know 1776 now five miles outside Del Rio by Walters landing. Yeah
Oh
You got no matters god damn it your race
You see that you see that that's a good mother brought up
I
Said is someone gonna come by looking for you
Yeah
I
Fuck
Oh
No
Uh
little lady
Go that way.
That way
Thank you!
Stop.
Lift your shirt and turn around.
Put your hands on top of your head.
Alright
Do you have any weapons on you
No
Why are you running from us?
I had a long day
You didn't see the lights back there?
Yes
What did you talk about in the vehicle?
Excuse me?
What did you talk about in the vehicle back there?
Trash.
You sure about that?
Yes
You've been drinking today?
I've had a few.
A few what?
A few small beers.
There you are.
I see you.
I got you
I got you.
Faster
Go!
What is that
What do you want?
Sound from Lockjaw?
Thanks.
We got a body.
Copy
Thanks
Fuck.
Oh
No
God damn it.
Fuck.
Hey
That firewire's got you fucking retarded.
Fuck.
Green anchors!
Bare my old bellies!
And order the old junction!
Green anchors!
Bare my old bellies!
And order the old junction!
Willow!
Willow.
Please
Green Acres
What?
Green Acres
I don't know!
Willa?
Green Acres
No
Willa
Green Acres
Okay!
It's your dad!
Willa!
Willa
Look at me!
Who are you?
It's your dad.
Look at me.
It's okay.
Are you okay?
Come on. Go to the car. Go.
Let's go. Let's go.
Oh
You're okay now. You're okay.
Do you know Black Militant by the name of Perfidia Beverly Hills?
Yes
Was she a member of the rebel group known as the French 75?
She was.
Yeah.
Colonel Arjoa
Gentlemen
I was once raped in reverse.
Raped in reverse?
Could you explain how that might work for us
The enemy employed deception. I was drugged.
And while unconscious
What kind of proof do you have? If you're unconscious
I don't know it to be true
Interaction?
I believe she was a spermatica.
A semen demon
Colonel Arjoa
They saw the power of my mind and body. They desired it.
Congratulations
You're a Christmas adventurer.
Oh
Let me show you around the SouthWest headquarters.
Shall we go for a walk?
Yes
First stop on the tour
Oh
You know
Oh
Now
We'd like our members to feel like they have a home away from home
That's a fine idea.
Now
A man's taste defines him
It does indeed
And here we are
Look at that view.
Would you look at that?
There
Damn it.
I forgot your keys.
Wait here.
I'll just grab them from my office.
Yes
Thank you.
I've been holding on to something for a while now
Okay.
I didn't give it to you before because I just didn't want to expose you to certain stuff.
I didn't want you to feel sad or confused about it.
I don't know what I wanted.
I wanted to protect you from all your mom's shit
I just
The one
But I don't want to lie to you about anything anymore.
And I've been holding on to something for a couple years now
Okay.
I want to share this with you.
And if you want to see it
Do you want to see it?
I don't know what it is
You don't know what it is?
No.
It's a
It's a letter from your mom.
Is it from me or from you?
It's for you.
Do you want to go read it alone?
Go ahead.
Dear Charlene
I don't mean to shock you
I often wake up and I find it completely crazy how and why I am where I am today and disconnected from my family.
I pretended my whole life
Is it too late for us after all my lies?
Are you happy?
Do you have love?
What will you do when you get older?
Will you try to change the world like I did?
We failed.
Maybe you will not.
Maybe you will be the one who puts the world right.
I think of you every single day
And I wish I had been strong for the both of us.
I know someday when it's right and it's safe
Please send a kiss to your dad when I get home back.
Love your mom...
Perfidia.
How do I get this flash to work?
It's not getting my face.
Huh?
I don't know how to get my face.
Swipe up and then there's a lightning bolt.
And then on there it says flash auto on and off.
No.
Well
Okay 1835