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（禁止進入）
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第4集：揍爆高速婆婆吧
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厄卡倫，你先走
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不，這裡是女士優先
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你看，我的眼睛含淚
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是乾的
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我們一起進去吧，這樣比較公平
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等一下，厄卡倫
你怎麼走在我後面！
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綾瀨同學，你太狡猾了吧
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怎麼突然就退到我後面
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-你這個混蛋！
-好痛，住手
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-走吧
-好
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如果高速婆婆出現怎麼辦？
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直接揍她嗎？
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不對，要把她引出正能市
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讓她和地縛靈分開
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藉此削弱力量，我們就能打敗她了
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原來如此
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可是我們都打敗了那個巨大的外星人
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說不定也能在這裡打敗她哦
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是誰剛剛在那邊怕的要命？
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她只是個老太婆
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我們都對付過超大外星人了
區區一個老太婆…
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好大！
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綾瀨同學，現在該怎麼辦？
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冷靜！你剛才不是說要離開正能市
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快跑吧！
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搞什麼鬼？
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不可能！怎麼會這樣！
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她往這邊來了
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棍子給我
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應該沒問題，上吧！
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天啊！她的眼睛是嘴巴
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好噁心！
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綾瀨同學，請釋放詛咒
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我來想辦法
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收到，全看你的了！
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我會加油的
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不知道耶，我好像沒辦法
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我根本派不上用場
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對吼，你會變得超負面
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我會幫你打氣，加油
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加油！
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我會壓力過大而死
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-怎麼會？
-什麼？不會吧！
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等等，綾瀨同學，這是怎麼回事？
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怎麼會這樣？我看不到
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詛咒的力量消失了
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我把你的老二還給你了
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解除了詛咒
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不過我真是嚇了一跳呢
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沒想到你會用詛咒之力變身
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但我不會讓你為所欲為，你這臭小偷
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老身的力量不是你可以操弄的
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我要把你們…
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咬爛吃下肚
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挑釁她
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她對自己的腳程有絕對的自信
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只要隨便挑釁一下就一定會上鉤
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你是怕跑輸我嗎？
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光靠蠻力欺負人太難看了吧
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你不是叫高速婆婆嗎？
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不用雙腳一決高下
太說不過去了吧？
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既然你號稱高速
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就用速度一決勝負吧
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你這混蛋
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你以為你在跟誰說話？
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我的腳程不可能會輸
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好啊，我接受你的挑戰
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反正我隨時可以吃掉你們
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規則是什麼？
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終點在哪？
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沒有終點，我們要玩捉迷藏
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只要抓到我們兩個就贏了
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很簡單吧
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你要計時十分鐘，我們會先開始跑
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這是規則，一定要遵守
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違反規則的話
高速婆婆的傳說就變得一文不值
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好啊
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我最討厭不遵守規則的人
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開始吧，厄卡倫，快跑！
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一
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二
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我還以為我們完蛋了
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綾瀨同學，你真是天才
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-我知道，但應該要求更多時間才對
-一分鐘
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要在十分鐘內跑出城外太勉強了
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五分鐘
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八分鐘
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-等一下！她根本亂數一通
-六分鐘
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十分鐘！
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-厄卡…
-綾瀨同學
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綾瀨同學
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她的十分鐘到了
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現在要開始數你的十分鐘，對吧？
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一分鐘
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-你耍詐！快放了綾瀨同學
-兩分鐘
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-別說了！不是那樣數的
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你不是說好會遵守規則
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你們又沒有說要怎麼計時
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四分鐘、五分鐘
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別鬧了
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不要再數了
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十分鐘！
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好
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抓到你了
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厄卡倫笨手笨腳的
下次大概又是我救你吧
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讓我吸胸部！
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好痛
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不准隨便吸我的奶子，臭傢伙
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快放開，臭小子！
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是你自己說的
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除非你放了綾瀨同學
不然我是不會放開的
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好痛！
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這是怎麼回事？
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完全使不上力
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難道是這套衣服的關係？
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可惡！沒辦法了
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我要附你的身！
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害我浪費那麼多力氣
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混蛋！
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他們難不成跟術師有勾結？
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算了
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吃掉那個女孩，結束這一切
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這是怎樣？
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好像被人緊緊勒住的感覺
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我明白了
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雖然看不到，但我卻清楚感應到
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高速婆婆的本尊就在他體內
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我可以清楚地感應到
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用觸覺感應！
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你這個…
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混蛋！
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放開我！
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謝謝幫忙，綾瀨同學
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我才要謝你，幹得好，厄卡倫
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你們這些混蛋！
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讓我離開這小鬼的身體！
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抓到你了，混蛋
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要怎麼折磨你呢？
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還給我！
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把婆婆還給我！
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地縛靈，快殺了這兩個混蛋！
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有螃蟹！
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地縛靈怎麼會是螃蟹？
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奶奶說死人為了渡過三途川
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會化為河蟹的形體
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（小心有熊）
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這邊！
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你這小子在看哪裡？
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厄卡倫，該變身了
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老太婆別亂動，笨蛋！
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你那是什麼態度！
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綾瀨同學，快點！
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很難控制，現在跟之前不同
是高速婆婆本尊在你的體內
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要來了…
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好危險！超級驚險
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混蛋！
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不准擅自使用我的力量
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放開我，你這個混蛋！
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這樣很好
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直接抓住你比較簡單
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小桃，我們有麻煩了
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不要隨便叫我小桃
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小桃太重了，我沒辦法快速過彎
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騙人的吧！
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可惡！
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我要使出全力了！
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天啊！跟直升機一樣
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我不行了
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什麼？
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好痛！
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厄卡倫，你沒事吧？
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我沒力了
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抱歉，你救了我一命
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不過我已經使出一次全力了
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對了，你只能使出兩次全力對吧？
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不過我們應該拉開距離了
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來了！
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螃蟹背上有好多人臉！
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不妙，這裡人好多！
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那是什麼？是男生揹女生跑耶
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他們跑得好賣力，超搞笑
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超丟臉的
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不會吧！他們都看不到螃蟹嗎？
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等一下
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所以大家會以為
我們很認真在玩騎馬打仗嗎？
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拜託不要遇到我的朋友
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小桃，我快耗盡體力了
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再加把勁啦！要不要使出全力？
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使出全力也沒辦法
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還有很長一段路，來不及離開正能市
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這樣下去，我們會被螃蟹追上的
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饒了我吧
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我不想被螃蟹吃掉
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我寧願吃螃蟹
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就試試看吧
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厄卡倫，前面右轉！
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（健康水療中心）
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歡迎光臨，請問幾位？
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兩位！
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上樓！
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樓梯很窄，牠應該上不來
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根本沒差嘛
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爆炸了
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快跑！
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好熱！這是什麼地方？
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不好了，綾瀨同學
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水邊是螃蟹最愛的地方
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雖然是水
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但這裡可是溫泉
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把螃蟹放進熱水煮
肉會變得緊實，對吧？
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這就代表肌肉纖維會變硬
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動作就會變慢
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停下來了！牠停下來了！
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螃蟹煮熟了
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看起來好好吃，變得紅通通的
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好可怕！你竟然想要吃牠？
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螃蟹看夠了，我們趕快離開！
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只要沿著這條路直走
就能離開正能市
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你不覺得人變少了嗎？
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-的確是
-什麼？
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那是什麼？
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什麼？
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咦？
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大事不妙…
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那些人是怎樣？
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笨蛋！
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我怎麼可能讓你們輕易地逃出去？
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正能市的邊界有一座大型墓地
233
00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:03,890
我向那裡沉睡的靈體借用了一點力量
234
00:12:03,970 --> 00:12:06,890
畢竟正能市是我們的地盤
235
00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:15,650
綾瀨同學
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00:12:17,950 --> 00:12:20,950
你們別想離開正能市
237
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,420
厄卡倫，使出全力吧
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00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:32,960
什麼？這樣好嗎？
239
00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:36,210
就算在此使出全力，也到不了鄰鎮
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不使出全力的話，就要死在這了
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相信我
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真是的，好鬱卒
243
00:12:48,770 --> 00:12:50,020
你們完了
244
00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:54,320
那小子再使出一次全力後
就沒辦法行動了
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00:12:57,570 --> 00:12:58,400
上吧！
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00:13:26,100 --> 00:13:27,680
小桃，我沒辦法轉彎
247
00:13:45,660 --> 00:13:46,580
不要停下來
248
00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:00,630
小桃
249
00:14:00,710 --> 00:14:02,630
帶我們回到剛才那條路上
250
00:14:22,900 --> 00:14:24,410
你怎麼變回來了！
251
00:14:27,530 --> 00:14:30,410
不要突然放開啊！
252
00:14:41,420 --> 00:14:43,420
厄卡倫，準備著地！
253
00:14:59,020 --> 00:15:01,440
我不行了，已經到極限了
254
00:15:01,530 --> 00:15:03,240
身體好像要四分五裂了
255
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:06,070
太難受了，我還以為內臟都會跑出來
256
00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:08,490
厄卡倫，起來
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00:15:08,990 --> 00:15:10,910
就快到了
258
00:15:13,410 --> 00:15:14,500
高速婆婆！
259
00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:16,920
糟糕，我放手了
260
00:15:17,420 --> 00:15:18,250
什麼？
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00:15:23,420 --> 00:15:25,010
無法原諒
262
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:26,840
老是騙人
263
00:15:26,930 --> 00:15:28,890
我最討厭的是
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00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:32,140
你們一點都不尊重長輩
265
00:15:32,220 --> 00:15:34,930
沒錯，前輩最了不起了
266
00:15:35,020 --> 00:15:38,150
這麼愛欺負年輕人的老人
還真是前所未見
267
00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:39,980
真是respect！
268
00:15:40,060 --> 00:15:42,400
給我說日語，你這個混蛋！
269
00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:45,070
想用英語唬弄老人家
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00:15:45,150 --> 00:15:46,820
你以為我不知道嗎？
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00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:49,240
我最討厭英語
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討厭睜眼說瞎話的小鬼
273
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你真是…
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王八bitch！
275
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我要吃掉你們，快跑啊！
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00:16:05,380 --> 00:16:09,300
差一點就能離開正能市
277
00:16:09,390 --> 00:16:11,850
我先給你們一點時間逃跑
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要10分鐘，還是20分鐘？
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00:16:16,770 --> 00:16:18,520
我只要一秒鐘
280
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:19,440
什麼？
281
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:22,440
我的超能力是可以抓住…
282
00:16:25,570 --> 00:16:26,650
所有東西
283
00:16:33,780 --> 00:16:36,290
給我等一下！
284
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:39,120
高速婆婆以前被稱為“百公里婆婆”
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00:16:39,210 --> 00:16:41,830
高崎線電車的最高速度是
時速120公里
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代表那老太婆追不上我們！
287
00:16:45,210 --> 00:16:47,090
跑快點啊，你太慢了！
288
00:16:47,170 --> 00:16:49,720
你這傢伙想贏我還差得遠了！
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00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:52,260
我要殺了你！
290
00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:58,310
你這個白痴！
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00:16:58,390 --> 00:17:01,810
電車無法全程以最高時速行駛
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00:17:01,900 --> 00:17:04,270
只要過彎就得減速
293
00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:07,230
但我隨時都能以100公里的時速奔跑
294
00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:09,240
你們逃不掉了
295
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:12,490
逃不掉的人是你，笨蛋
296
00:17:12,570 --> 00:17:14,580
奶奶說得對
297
00:17:14,660 --> 00:17:16,450
只要激怒你，你就會上當
298
00:17:16,540 --> 00:17:18,290
你搭上的其實是…
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00:17:18,910 --> 00:17:20,290
失敗列車
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00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:25,130
嗨
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00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:28,670
歡迎來到神越市
302
00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:31,630
你這個臭豬頭，該死的王八蛋！
303
00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:32,760
放開我！
304
00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:35,010
前輩，你跑得真快
305
00:17:35,100 --> 00:17:36,890
果然沒白活那麼多年
306
00:17:36,970 --> 00:17:39,060
沒人能打敗前輩
307
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,480
但在這場對決中
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00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:44,650
我才是贏家！
309
00:18:12,510 --> 00:18:13,970
好痛…
310
00:18:25,850 --> 00:18:27,770
綾瀨同學，這裡是哪裡？
311
00:18:27,860 --> 00:18:29,940
螃蟹呢？高速婆婆呢？
312
00:18:30,030 --> 00:18:31,820
-好像被我們打敗了
-什麼？
313
00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:40,240
老實說我不想用那麼粗暴的方式
314
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,250
有好幾個跟你差不多年紀的女孩
315
00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:47,000
被粗暴對待、肢解後被丟棄在這
316
00:18:47,670 --> 00:18:52,010
她們不是自願變成惡靈
317
00:18:55,590 --> 00:18:57,470
我們靈媒師
318
00:18:57,550 --> 00:19:00,470
從以前就在追查高速婆婆的動向
319
00:19:01,180 --> 00:19:03,600
她出現的地方
320
00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:07,190
都會有枉死女孩的亡靈
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00:19:07,690 --> 00:19:12,070
她可能是想安慰那些無法成佛的女孩
322
00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:17,280
但死者不能攻擊活人
323
00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:20,030
不然就得強行送他們到遙遠的彼方
324
00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:22,700
活人也一樣
325
00:19:22,790 --> 00:19:25,750
絕對不能對死者不敬
326
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:29,130
如果擅闖他們的地盤
327
00:19:29,630 --> 00:19:31,750
被殺死也是無可奈何
328
00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:36,800
這是生者與死者和平共處的規矩
329
00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:43,930
還好你們沒事
330
00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:50,610
你這個老太婆，不可以老是夾大塊的
331
00:19:51,110 --> 00:19:54,360
把螃蟹給我
不然我就砸爛你的《笨蛋殿下》光碟
332
00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:55,740
你有種試試看啊
333
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,950
小心我把高倉健的周邊商品全部燒光
334
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,700
竟敢拿健哥來威脅我？真沒人性
335
00:20:00,780 --> 00:20:03,290
是你先用笨蛋殿下威脅我的
336
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:04,410
-那個…
-你說什麼？
337
00:20:04,490 --> 00:20:07,290
-有問題嗎？
-我不餓，不嫌棄的話…
338
00:20:07,370 --> 00:20:10,250
看到螃蟹還沒胃口
你也太不像話了吧
339
00:20:10,330 --> 00:20:11,290
你還是人嗎？
340
00:20:11,380 --> 00:20:13,050
平常我會大吃啦
341
00:20:13,130 --> 00:20:15,550
發生那些事情後
你們怎麼還吃得下螃蟹？
342
00:20:15,630 --> 00:20:20,390
那你想在何時吃什麼食物
被寵壞的少爺？白癡！
343
00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:21,930
我不想說了
344
00:20:22,010 --> 00:20:23,970
男生還那麼囉唆
345
00:20:24,060 --> 00:20:25,970
你真的有老二嗎？
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00:20:26,060 --> 00:20:29,060
當然有！謝謝你幫我拿回來
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00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:31,060
-給我看
-什麼？
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00:20:31,150 --> 00:20:33,360
真的有的話就讓我看看
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00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:34,690
這個嘛
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00:20:34,780 --> 00:20:36,820
這個人是笨蛋嗎？
351
00:20:42,410 --> 00:20:44,240
你瘋了嗎？
352
00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:45,790
綾瀨同學，請你想想辦法
353
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:50,370
這家人瘋了
354
00:20:51,170 --> 00:20:52,460
給我站住
355
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,760
非常感謝你
356
00:20:58,630 --> 00:21:00,550
時間不早了，騎車小心
357
00:21:00,630 --> 00:21:03,430
至少比待在這間屋子裡安全
358
00:21:03,510 --> 00:21:05,100
你下次逃不掉的
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00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:06,350
絕對不會給你看！
360
00:21:07,270 --> 00:21:09,060
好冷
361
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,360
不用理她
362
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,070
反正她不是認真的
363
00:21:15,570 --> 00:21:19,530
你不吃螃蟹，情緒又低落
她只是想鬧鬧你而已
364
00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:21,610
原來是這樣
365
00:21:21,700 --> 00:21:24,120
讓她操心真是不好意思
366
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,330
誰會相信啊
367
00:21:26,490 --> 00:21:28,370
那就有緣再見了
368
00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:29,710
掰掰
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00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:34,710
有緣再見？
370
00:21:35,790 --> 00:21:37,300
有緣再見
371
00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:39,670
有緣再見？
372
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:41,260
有緣再見
373
00:21:41,340 --> 00:21:43,010
有緣再見
374
00:21:43,590 --> 00:21:45,470
有緣再見？
375
00:21:46,220 --> 00:21:52,390
有緣再見…
376
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:57,360
厄卡倫！
377
00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:03,740
明天見！
378
00:22:10,540 --> 00:22:11,370
好！
379
00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:42,920
（本作純屬虛構，與現實無關
包括高倉健）
380
00:23:43,510 --> 00:23:45,420
奶奶，為什麼是螃蟹呢？
381
00:23:45,510 --> 00:23:49,300
據說亡靈為了穿越三渡河
會化身成河蟹
382
00:23:49,390 --> 00:23:51,640
所以地縛靈才會躲在隧道裡？
383
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:53,560
那你們怎麼還吃得下？
384
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:55,560
下一集：“蛋蛋在哪裡？”
385
00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:57,480
不是叫你給我看了嗎？
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00:23:58,020 --> 00:23:58,980
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