[slurping]
- Hey. - Hmm?
- [grunts]
- We need to sort us out,
so I'm gonna start, 'kay?
I know you're still pissed about the wash tub.
Now, I'm not looking to be besties,
but I don't wanna be enemies.
What I did was out of line.
Sorry.
- [slurps]
- Now it's your turn.
Tell Okarun you're sorry you made fun of him.
Do that and we're even.
- [slurps]
- You're totally clueless, Momo Ayase.
[slurping]
I wouldn't have a grudge for dropping a wash tub on me.
I came after you and will continue to
'cause I know you're a demon.
- [grunts]
[snarls]
[slurping]
How many times I gotta tell ya?
You got it all wrong!
Hey, now dammit, quit bein' stubborn about it!
- If you're not, then what the hell is he?
- [grunts]
- When Takakura was fighting the Acrobatic Silky,
he looked just like a demon.
You can't deny that.
And her! - What?
- Something's up with her 'cause she can't be your grandmother.
She's too young and way too hot.
- What was that now?
You're awfully sweet.
And Momo is a demon.
- Shut it, ya old bag!
Why ya gotta complicate things?
- Go on. Admit it.
Takakura and your hot granny are demons.
And you're the big boss demon in charge of them.
And you're gonna use your demon powers
to destroy the world!
- [slurps]
[indistinct muttering]
- Huh? [grunts]
[slurps]
[indistinct muttering]
[bowling pins falling]
- I've been specifically chosen by Heaven to protect this world.
'Cause my cute is angelic.
Thanks for having me over.
The somen was super yummy, ma'am!
- Oh, no, you don't!
Get back here! I ain't done talkin' to ya!
- You go, Aira! Get it!
You'll kick Momo's ass someday.
Auntie Seiko's here rootin' for ya.
- Ah, would you shut up already?
I had it with you takin' her side!
- Chill out.
- Takakura?
- [gasps]
- Even though you're a demon from hell,
you risked your life to save me a bunch of times.
Why?
- Huh?
- It's 'cause he's not a demon!
- [gasps]
I did what anyone would.
If someone's in trouble, you try to help, right?
- Huh?
Yeah, well, that's a good sign.
There's still a bit of human left in you.
Whatever hold she's got on you, I swear I'll free you from it!
- [grunts]
- Huh?
Uh...
- Okay, what was that?
- There's been a huge misunderstanding.
- Or dyin' messed up her stupid brain!
- No, you can't feel this way.
Not when you're a human.
And he's a demon.
It'll never work.
♪ DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan ♪
♪ DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan ♪
[Creepy Nuts singing in Japanese]
[Creepy Nuts' "Otonoke"]
♪ ♪
♪ DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan ♪
♪ DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan ♪
- Oh, what?
Can't this be done more normally?
- Oh, quit your whinin'.
This is how we get your ball back in ya.
- [whimpers]
- Game on, suckas!
- Why are you trying to hit my ball?
- Pitcher's got the jitters! Hey, hey, hey!
- Hilarious.
Ya cocky little punk!
I'm gonna put some extra stank on my Turbo Granny ball,
and I'll be serving it up extra hot!
- [gasps]
Seen more heat from a toaster!
- [screaming]
- [grunts]
[clanging]
- [screaming in slow motion]
[both grunting]
- Strike, you're outta there!
- When you get a fast ball to the groin,
you gotta jump!
- [wailing]
- Well? Is it back? - [breathing erratically]
We did it!
I got one of my balls back!
- Whoo-hoo! - Nice.
That pitch was high and inside, hon.
I'll hit the next one.
- Next one'll be smokin' hot.
- Congratulations, Okarun.
Our one-ball wonder. - Don't say that!
- You got one back.
But we have no idea where to start lookin'
for the other one.
- No idea.
- Have you tried hittin' up
some occult forums yet?
You got a PC or a laptop, don't ya?
- No, I don't. Can't afford those.
- I need a job so I can get a new phone.
No way am I gettin' hosed on one of those four-year loans.
Well, see you at lunch on the roof.
Huh?
- Uh, I, um-- I'm sorry, but I can't.
- Hmm?
- I sort of have to work on a report.
- Oh. Then, like, after school?
We could hit a net cafe.
- Sorry. I'm kinda busy.
- Hmm?
Mm, it's cool.
[grunts] I'm starving!
Let's eat already!
- What's up? Where's Okarun?
- Workin' on a report.
- At lunch? I should get him to do mine.
- He's hardcore schoolin'.
- [groans]
Yeah, he might be.
But it still feels sketchy.
- Sketchy? Like how?
- Like how it feels when you know someone's hiding somethin'.
- Oh, I get it.
He's got another chick.
- Nah, there's no way.
He's the last guy I'd suspect of that,
and he's got no reason to, you know?
Or does he?
I'm gonna go get a drink. You want one?
- Oh, I'll take a Pampy.
Thanks, lady.
[both groaning]
- [groans]
What's the deal?
Why do I feel so on edge?
Maybe I should peek into class C.
Nah, I shouldn't bother him.
He's busy workin' on that report.
[grunts]
[gasps]
[stammers]
[whimpers]
- 14, 15, 16, 17, 18,
19, 20. [grunts]
[breathing heavily]
I have to get stronger! [groans]
We still have to find my other ball.
Chances are another monster'll show up.
And I have to be ready to fight it.
[grunting]
- Push-ups, sit-ups, back work. Squats, too, kid.
Five sets, hundred reps.
- I have to get stronger.
Way stronger.
If I don't, if I can't,
I'll put Miss Ayase in danger.
- Takakura. - [gasps]
Huh?
Miss Shiratori.
[gasps]
Is there something I can help you with?
- You're a demon.
And I'm a human.
And I know this is totally wrong, but--
- [exhales] I'm not a demon.
- This feeling is too strong! - [gasps]
- Stay still. This'll just take a second!
- Hey, now! Easy! - Don't move.
Just close your eyes. - What?
Why, uh--
- [groans] - [screaming]
- What was that?
Why were you dodging me?
Why are you acting so weird?
- Me? I'm not acting weird! You are!
Why are you trying to kiss me?
- Because--because that's what you do after you confess
your love. You have to kiss! - Huh?
- I read it in a magazine!
It said a kiss is expected aftr a confession!
It also said it's the guy's responsibility
to seal the deal. - Seal the deal?
[gasps] What kind of magazine
were you reading?
- Oh, um, the one I found in my dad's den.
- You should not be reading that magazine!
I'm confused!
I thought you were popular with all the guys!
How'd someone like you get so romantically awkward?
- Roman tongue sword? - I didn't say that!
[both grunting]
Get a hold of yourself!
This isn't how a popular girl's supposed to behave!
- Don't lump popular and romance together!
Being popular's a lot of work!
Also, don't call me romantically awkward!
I just don't have much experience!
- That's exactly what I was implying!
Everything you know about relationships is wrong!
- [grunts] I know I've never felt
this way before. I need to confess my love--
- Are you out of your mind?
You're acting like you're possessed or something!
Please control yourself! [both grunting]
[both shouting] [thuds]
[gasps]
- [whimpers]
[moans]
[whimpering]
- [stammering]
[drinks dropping on ground] [gasps]
Uh, I, uh...
- Takakura. - Hmm?
- Hurry up.
- [gasps]
It's not that! I swear!
- You little turd.
- [grunts]
Miss Ayase, please listen!
What you saw wasn't what you think!
- Said you had to work on a report, but nope.
You were makin' out with that skank.
Your jacket's off. You're sweating.
And what are those cuffs? Some S&M thing?
- I can explain everything! Just listen!
- I don't wanna hear any o' your excuses.
Were you lyin' about that report?
- Th--That was a lie. But look!
- I heard enough, then. - Wait!
Listen, there's a reason I did--
- I said I heard enough! - [gasps]
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- [groans]
- Where's my Pampy? - I gave it to the ground.
- Huh? What's that mean?
- Were they sold out?
- Hang on a sec.
I need to think. both: Why?
- The mantis shrimp punches 80 kilometers per hour
with about 150 kilograms of force.
If it were human-size, that'd be 700 tons.
It could knock out an elephant with one punch,
and that's taking water resistance into account.
Can you imagine the force if the shrimp was out of the water?
[blow lands] - [shouts]
- Right there with ya.
Sometimes I feel like I gotta haul off
and punch somethin', too.
- Mm, girlfriend's talkin' to the shrimp.
She's got it pretty bad.
- [groans]
[both groaning]
- [grunts]
[grunting]
[shouting]
- You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
- Oh, definitely.
both: She's been possessed by the spirit of the shrimp.
- Miss Ayase's right.
There's no excuse for what I did.
I thought I'd look cool if I got strong without her knowing.
But I lied to her.
It's my fault she's mad at me.
If I care about her,
I have to stop making excuses and get stronger.
[gasps]
[gasping]
[gasps]
- [distant scream] - [gasps]
[gasping]
- Hello?
Where is everyone?
- [gasps]
[grunting]
I'm here!
- Oh, thank goodness!
- What's going on?
Where is everyone?
- I don't know!
Everyone just disappeared.
And where'd the sun go?
Hang on. Did Momo Ayase do this?
- [gasps] Come on!
Let's go find her!
[gasps] Are you here, Miss Ayase?
Oh, no.
I've experienced something just like this before.
- [grunting]
[gasps] No good.
All the windows here are stuck shut.
[grunts] And if it didn't suck enough,
now the water level's gettin' higher!
I wonder if Okarun's dealing with this, too.
Or maybe I'm the only one.
Oh, great!
I'm thinkin' about him now and I'm pissed off again!
Stupid freakin' water!
[gasps]
[distant splashing]
Now what?
[grunts]
Sounds like something's getting closer.
[gasps]
[snarling]
A dinosaur?
What the hell?
[snarling]
[gasps]
[shudders]
[gasps]
[breath shuddering]
[roaring]
[laser screeching]
[screeching]
[snarling]
[gasps]
Dammit. Where the hell's Okarun?
- Wh--What was that sound just now?
- I don't know.
Sounded like an explosion. - Okay.
You need to tell me what's going on.
Is this some kind of trap you and Ayase set for me?
- No, of course not!
I don't know why this is happening!
But I experienced this once before.
The sky was pitch black, a huge wall appeared,
and Momo and I were trapped.
- What did you guys do to get out?
- Oh, well, everything went back
to normal after we beat the alien.
- Hang on. Alien?
You're saying they're real?
You're not messing with me, are you?
- No, they're real.
In fact, they're even worse than yokai.
- But why are the aliens trapping us here now?
- Now? I don't know.
But, like, both times Momo and I had contact with them,
they were after our genitals. [gasps]
- ♪ Chiquitita you have a dream ♪
♪ Chi, Chiquitita, Chi, Chiquitita ♪
[both gasping]
♪ You have a dream ♪
♪ Chiquitita, Chi, Chi, Chiquitita... ♪
- So bummed. - [gasps]
Man, this ain't gonna work.
Rescuing girls is, like, so not my thing.
- ♪ Chiquitita ♪ [scatting]
- Aira, babe, take a hike. You're in the way.
- Y--You called me babe?
We haven't even kissed!
Don't call me that!
- Still bummed.
- [dissonant singing]
- [groans]
[shouting]
- What's wrong? Get up!
[gasps]
- [grunting]
- Nice to meet you in your true form, male human.
- Not you guys again!
- Hold it right there!
Don't any of you touch him!
Face me if you dare!
- Run for it! Hurry!
They want women to experiment on!
- Ooh! - [gasps]
[shouts]
- Miss Shiratori!
- This void is calibrated so only humans
with high spiritual energy may enter.
- Is the apparatus malfunctioning?
- We have returned for your banana organ, human.
We want it. - We want it.
- [groans]
Dammit!
Why is every paranormal thing trying
to take my junk away?
- Because yours is exceptional.
- You are in possession of a power
that surpasses our scientific technology.
- We wish to secure your abilities.
- We will experiment on you.
- And transplant your abilities into ourselves.
- It's not even my power!
It's from a curse! I'm weak without it!
Weaker than the average human, in fact!
I swear!
- A curse? How does that affect your banana organ?
- I don't know!
[groans]
I need to transform but I can't.
I feel like when Miss Ayase is using her power
to contain the curse!
[all wailing]
[gasping]
- Let us proceed.
- And perform the operation.
- We will gently sever your banana.
- Huh?
[screams] No!
I still only have one testicle!
- [groaning]
[all groaning]
- [gasps]
- [whimpering]
- It seems I was correct.
I really am the chosen one.
Release Lord Takakura now.
[Zutomayo's "Taidada"]
♪ ♪
[Zutomayo singing in Japanese]
♪ ♪
- I'm human and he's a demon.
My feelings for him are wrong but I can't hold them back.
So I'll just beat the queen demon Momo Ayase
and rescue him! - That ain't how it is, skank.
Next time, "Merge! Serpo Dover Demon Nessie."
- Did you hear me?