- Please!
Let her stay at your house! We beg you!
- No. Take her to your place.
- I can't! She's supernatural!
Your house is the best place for her!
- What's the problem?
We already got a cat.
- How dare you lump me in with that nobody?
Thing's plastic! It don't even eat!
- Why are you only stressin' about her?
Where's her guy at?
- He went back to the chemistry lab.
- Why?
- He said, "As long as my Hana's safe,
I'll go back to my old job."
He's gonna stay there in the day and sneak out at night
to see her.
As long as you're cool with him comin' over.
- No one else can help 'cause no one else has a big,
big heart like you!
both: Please help them!
- Ah, I ain't runnin' a hotel for horny anatomical models.
But as long as you don't bug the neighbors,
you can stay.
Oh, and the ball?
Was it the kid's?
- Yeah, no, it wasn't.
Turned out it was just a Christmas ornament.
- That's crazy.
- Maybe it's their mating ritual,
like how animals make their butts glow or something.
- Well, you do what you gotta do.
- I highly doubt it was that.
- Time for dinner. Get the table ready.
- Are you gonna stay and eat with us?
- Oh, thank you. I'd love to.
[both shouting]
- What a drag.
- Momo, you got some crazy awesome powers!
I totally get why your grandma trusts you with helpin' me out.
And dude, Okarun, man, that transformation was so sick!
It was so bad ass!
Oh, I wish I had some kind of super power, too!
- I wouldn't recommend it.
- Watch your backs. I'm settin' up the table.
- Let me give you a hand with that.
- [gasps]
- Oh, thanks. You get that end.
- Roger that!
[grunting]
- What are you doing? You're such a goofball.
- [gasps] - Oh, Momo.
Don't move. - What?
[stammers]
- You had lint in your hair.
- Oh, um, thanks a lot.
- Oh, just one? That's all I get?
- If you ain't helpin', move.
- Thank me again and I will.
- You're lucky I thanked you at all.
- [gasps]
- I'm in love with you!
I'll stay with you no matter what.
If I let you go now,
I'll regret it the rest of my life!
- Miss Ayase!
You had lint!
Got it.
That's all.
- Thanks. You okay?
- I decided I won't hold back anymore.
I'm going to take a stand and fight.
- For what?
- [grunts]
- [singing "Anata Dake Mitsumeteru"]
[singing in Japanese]
♪ ♪
- [singing "Kimi ga Suki da to Sakebitai"]
♪ ♪
[both singing]
- Hey, morons. You're in the way.
- Would ya chill out? You're kickin' the dust up.
both: Sorry, ma'am!
- Hey, Momo.
Since you're stayin' at Jiji's this weekend,
make sure you pack enough undies.
- Grandma! These dudes don't need to hear that!
- You're staying at his house? What for?
- Oh, I thought I told you.
Exorcising his house will take a bit and he lives a ways out.
- True dat.
- I might have to stay the night.
- It'll just be the two of you together all
by yourselves at his house?
- No! I was gonna see if you wanted to come along, too.
- [gasps]
- I don't think I could do it without you.
- Then let's hurry up and get it done!
The sooner we do,
the sooner Jiji can go back
to living in his own house!
- Oh, yeah!
- What the hell?
- [whimpers]
The school's so creepy at night!
- Is it cool to be here after hours?
- Ah, we're not tearin' up the place
Just messin' with the Ouija board.
- Whatever you say. [phone beeps]
- Wait, that was weird.
You guys hear that?
- It's freaky here enough without you goin' all-
[gasps]
[distant footsteps approaching]
- Something's coming! - What is that?
- Get out of the way!
[all screaming]
[shouting]
[grunts] [train horn blows]
[shouting]
Wait for me, Hana!
Don't you worry! I'm comin'!
Hana!
[horn blaring] Ah!
[clattering]
[tires squealing]
- Where is he?
[yawns]
Come on. It's already 4:00 a.m.
Don't worry.
I'll hang right here till your boy shows up.
Probably just down the road.
He's comin'.
[bell jingling]
- [gasps]
- Sorry, darling.
I'm here now.
- Oh, Taro.
I love you.
[romantic music]
♪ ♪
- [snoring]
[birds chirping]
[groans]
Aww, crap. I crashed out--
What the--yo, next time wake me up when you get here!
- You are a saint! Thank you!
I appreciate you keeping Hana company.
I ran into a bit of trouble tonight,
but from now on, I'll be here by 2:00 a.m.
Promise!
- Whoa, you're comin' every night?
- [labored breathing]
What the hell? I can't get to sleep.
'Cause of him.
♪ DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan ♪
♪ DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan ♪
[Creepy Nuts singing in Japanese]
[Creepy Nuts' "Otonoke"]
♪ ♪
♪ DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan ♪
♪ DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan ♪
- [gasps]
- Huh. Think I'll take this one!
- Psych! - [shouting]
- Dude, you suck at playing Old Maid.
- You guys are gangin' up on me! Stupid game!
- Now he's sulking like a toddler.
- Toddler Okarun. Priceless.
- I'm done playing! [grunts]
- Aww, don't be like that. We were just jokin' with ya.
- Totally! Look, I brought a ton o' candy. Help yourself!
- Whoa, flashback!
Oh, these are my fav! - Yeah, go to town!
Go, Momo! Get candy!
[laughs]
I got it from the old candy store.
So cool it's still around.
- Oh, same old lady's runnin' it.
Can you believe that?
- "Here's 500,000 yen in change."
I mean, I was tearin' up like Creamy Mami! Ooh!
- I'm jealous. And I hate it.
I'm being immature,
and it makes me sick.
But I don't know what to do about it.
I need to focus on something else.
Like...
Like getting my nut back!
Nut. Nut. Nut. Nut.
Nut, nut, nut, nut, nut, nut, nut, nut, nut, nut.
- Hey, what's up with you? - My nut!
- [snorts] - Huh?
- You're thinkin' about that thing way too much.
- No, I wasn't! I--I--
- Hang on. This has been buggin' me for a minute.
Are nut jokes trending again or what?
- It's nothin' like that.
It's kind of a long story.
- Oh, 'cause I totally thought it was like that one meme.
Deez nuts!
- Nut jokes are so out. I swear.
- Vamo lá! - The Kazu commercial!
[laughs] - What's with you, Ken?
You're so pathetic!
Ah, at this rate, my heart's going to explode!
I'll pique her interest and grab her attention.
[both laughing]
I will talk about the tsuchinoko now!
- Oh? - Dude! Hold up!
- Tsuchinoko? What about 'em?
- Cryptids are real and not imaginary.
In fact, gorillas were considered UMAs until
a century ago! And like the gorilla,
I believe the tsuchinoko'll be the next cryptid
to be proven real!
- Yo, the village I live in's got a legend of a giant snake.
It's even got a shrine that's, like,
200 years old dedicated to it.
It's called Tsuchinoko Shrine.
- No way! [gasps]
A tsuchinoko shrine? I wanna see it!
- Well, shucks, lady!
If ya wanna go so bad, I'll take ya!
- Crap, I lost her!
A kappa mummy!
There's a shrine with one of them in it.
Cryptid shrines aren't that uncommon,
for what it's worth.
Heh, let's see him top that. [gasps]
- Wh--Whoa! Look at that freaky thing!
Like, I didn't know they were real!
Does this mean Nessie's real, too?
I mean, I saw a photo, but if it was real,
I'd for sure wanna see that.
- The image you saw is called the Surgeon's Photograph.
Experts determined it was fake
but I saw a real one just the other day!
- No way! Take me to him!
This is the first time I've talked to someone other
than Miss Ayase about this stuff.
This is fun. - This is fun!
You're so cool, Okarun. You know everything.
I got mad respect for friends like you.
[both stammering]
- W--We're friends??
- We're not? Do I suck that bad? Breathe.
You're friends with Momo, right?
Don't that make me a friend, too?
Don't it? - [gasps]
- S--Sorry. I, uh-- I'm an awkward guy.
- [shouts]
You're not supposed to say that!
- Huh? Say what? Tell me!
- Drop it! It's none of your business!
- Now you're shutting me out? Why? What did I do?
- I wish he were more unlikabl.
- Please, tell me! - But he's so nice.
Dammit.
[mystical music]
♪ ♪
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
This whole town's full o' hot springs!
- It's kinda related to my dad's job.
- Wait, I thought your dad was a teacher.
- He studies volcanoes and the local college hired him.
That's why he packed us up and moved us out here.
- This volcano ain't gonna blow soon, is it?
- I think my dad said the last time it popped
was about 200 years ago.
Hasn't made a peep ever since. - [gasps]
That's good.
- Chupa, chupa!
- You're kidding. - We are in hell.
- Yeah! [laughing]
[both breathing heavily]
Whoo, whoo!
- [whimpering]
- Chupa, chupa!
[both groaning]
- Yeah!
[both breathing heavily]
Whoo, here it is!
[birds chirping]
Well, what do you think?
You see any weird auras or anything?
- You got way too much energy.
[both breathing heavily]
I don't see anything weird.
Just a plain old house.
- Are you sure?
All the other mediums said
it was the evilest thing they ever felt.
- Well, I feel tired. Thirsty.
- Are you sure you don't see anything weird?
Like, anything?
- Super sure.
- W--wait for me, Miss Ayase.
[distant rustling] Ah--
- Okarun, you comin' or what?
- Y--Yes.
- Hmm.
- What do you think, Miss Ayase?
Do you see any weird auras?
- Hmm.
Hmm.
- [screams] The TV turned itself on!
- Nope, that was me.
- I thought it was a ghost.
Why did you turn it on all of a sudden?
- I'm bored and it's a TV.
Nothin' else to do.
- Slurpalicious! - And that's today's recipe.
Now, back to the studio.
- Wait, you don't think I made this up, do ya?
- Nah, of course not.
Whatever's here was too gnarly for the other mediums to handl,
and if I can't notice it now, that means it's probably hidin.
- Huh? - It's the same as it was
with Turbo Granny.
If a spirit's power is weak,
it's hard for me to see its aura.
This one's hiding just like she was.
It can hide all it wants to.
I got its number.
- You're so cool!
Massage, ma'am? On the house.
- [gasps]
- Hmm.
Yeah, that hits the spot.
I could really go for a drink right now, too.
Somethin' sweet, please.
- A glass of ice cold juice comin' up!
- Touched shoulder!
- We should rest up while we can.
- [stammers] - Come on. Have a seat.
- [stammers]
- All we can do for now is chill out and wait
for nighttime to come. Spirits are more active then.
- Okay.
- Well, I'm gonna go hit one
of them hot springs.
- Huh?
Did you say you couldn't see anything just so you could go
to the hot springs?
- Not even! There's nothing here now!
Hope you and Jiji have fun while I'm soakin'!
- Wait! You're really leaving us?
If something evil shows up, we're dead!
- Not gonna happen.
I'll be back here before it gets dark.
Hot springs, bitches!
Yeah! - But, wait!
- Whoo!
- I brought you a glass of the sweetest juice
in our fridge! M--Momo?
- She just left to find a hot spring to soak in.
- Dang it! I wanted to go soak with her, too.
- [groaning]
- You play soccer?
Trap it. Yeah, like that!
Nice, nice!
Now try passin' it to me.
All you gotta do is use the inner part of your foot here
to kick the ball.
- [groaning] Ah, sorry!
- [laughing] No worries!
Here!
- Ah, I'm sorry!
I'm so pathetic!
I'm glad Miss Ayase isn't here.
At least I have time to figure it out.
Then when she gets back, I'll impress her.
- You can kick that ball like a champ!
You're so cool.
- [snickers] - Come on, man!
Pass it! - Oh! Right.
- So you in love with Momo?
- [stammers]
Huh?
- Ah, I hope those two are getting along.
Okarun doesn't have any guy friends.
If I were there I'd just be in the way.
Good luck, Okarun. Ah.
- I mean, Momo is cute.
- M--Miss Ayase's the first friend I ever had.
I respect her.
She's special to me!
- Nice pass!
I feel that, bro.
You respect her, she's special to ya.
As for me, I totally love her personality.
And her face. - [gasping]
- I do, too!
- Wait.
You said you respected her!
- Right! Plus everything you said!
- Dude, that's no fair!
Oh, okay then, well, everything plus I love her eyes!
There, I win. - [gasps]
Everything including that! Plus I love her mouth!
There, I win! - Nope, that don't count!
- Does, too! [both grunting]
- I said I loved her face first and her mouth's on her face,
so yours don't count! - Then you saying you love
her eyes doesn't count, either! - All mine count 'cause
she's my childhood friend.
I win. - [whimpering]
[gasping]
I won. - What? How come?
What'cha got that tops childhood friend, huh?
- We--um, never mind. - What?
- Oh.
I should get out before I'm too dizzy to.
These walls are kinda high for an open-air hot spring.
Would have been nice to have a view.
[gasps]
- Well, lookie here.
We got company.
- [snickers] - And I'll be damned
if she ain't the cutest thing ever.
- [snickering] - [grunts]
- [gasps] Oh, crap!
[both breathing heavily] - Man, you're stubborn.
But you got guts. I'll give you that.
- I'm not done. I'm not giving up.
[breathing heavily]
- Hey, let's be pals and shake on it.
- Sure, that sounds good. [grunts]
- I win, sucka!
- Damn you, you bastard!
If Miss Ayase saw this, she'd call you a cheater!
- Say I won! Say it! Say it!
- Never! I won't give up till you say I won!
Let go of me, Jiji!
I just noticed something!
- Ah-- - [gasping]
- Uh...
What is it? - Look closer!
You see? - [groans]
- Your house is bigger on the outside.
[both stammering]
[both gasping]
I don't remember there being any rooms on that side of it.
- Kinda young to be here alone.
It's co-ed. - [gasping]
- Like anyone can read that!
[all speaking at once]
- I could go for a beer right now.
- Can't believe I didn't notice it before.
You're right.
This place is bigger outside than in.
Wonder if there's another room behind it.
[hollow knocking]
- Well, it's hollow.
- What am I gonna do?
I wanna get out but those chods are totally blocking the way.
Oh, great. Now I'm really dizzy.
I gotta get out.
- Let's bust a hole in it. - Is that okay?
- It's a rental so it ain't-- whatever, I'm doin' it.
I still don't know why my folks got sick.
But maybe I'll find the answer behind the wall.
- Hey, sweetie, you know about gators?
- Huh? What do you mean? Like, alligators? Sure.
[all laughing]
- Nah, not those.
I'm talkin' about guys in co-ed baths.
Guys that stalk cute young things like you.
Those gators.
[all snickering]
- [gasps] Are my powers strong enough
to fight off all these goons?
- [gasps]
[stammers]
- [gasps]
[howling]
- Maybe they're like a wolf pack.
If I take out the leader, the rest'll scatter.
[grunts]
- [grunts]
- [shouts]
[groaning] [head bangs]
Crap!
[snickering]
[howling]
[both gasping]
[Zutomayo's "Taidada"]
♪ ♪
[Zutomayo singing in Japanese]
♪ ♪