1 00:00:00,563 --> 00:00:03,803 The following programme contains strong language, adult themes 2 00:00:03,843 --> 00:00:05,043 and adult humour. 3 00:00:10,083 --> 00:00:13,163 Do you ever feel like you're the worst person in the world? 4 00:00:13,203 --> 00:00:15,563 I tell you Ron, we're gonna have to find this brother of his. 5 00:00:16,603 --> 00:00:18,483 Jesus! Christ! I'm Sue. 6 00:00:18,523 --> 00:00:21,443 So, Glen was telling me that you run the family business. 7 00:00:21,483 --> 00:00:23,803 You're my brother. So, whatever it is I'll, I'll help you. 8 00:00:23,843 --> 00:00:25,523 Just as long as it's not money, obviously. 9 00:00:25,563 --> 00:00:27,403 Every penny we've got goes to the wedding fund. 10 00:00:27,443 --> 00:00:30,243 You just gotta keep your eyes open alright, for geezers driving about 11 00:00:30,283 --> 00:00:32,403 in blacked out motors with tattoos on their faces. 12 00:00:32,443 --> 00:00:34,963 Glen, we are celebrating! Check the Savings Account. 13 00:00:35,003 --> 00:00:36,003 What?! 14 00:00:39,923 --> 00:00:41,643 (UP TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS) 15 00:00:41,683 --> 00:00:43,803 Thanks Trish. Best chips in town these! 16 00:00:43,843 --> 00:00:45,363 I know. 17 00:00:45,403 --> 00:00:47,083 I'll shout when your donuts is ready. 18 00:00:47,123 --> 00:00:48,163 Great! Enjoy. 19 00:00:48,203 --> 00:00:50,283 Yeah, will do Trish. Thank you. 20 00:00:50,323 --> 00:00:52,443 It's not Trish. Sorry? 21 00:00:52,483 --> 00:00:53,803 It's not Trish. 22 00:00:55,363 --> 00:00:56,363 It's Julie. 23 00:00:58,803 --> 00:01:01,283 That's just for marketing purposes. 24 00:01:01,323 --> 00:01:02,323 Oh. 25 00:01:02,363 --> 00:01:04,483 Right, OK. 26 00:01:04,523 --> 00:01:06,043 Great, well thank you. 27 00:01:07,483 --> 00:01:08,843 (CAR DOOR OPENS) 28 00:01:08,883 --> 00:01:10,803 You won't believe what Trish has just told me... 29 00:01:10,843 --> 00:01:13,163 Kirsty, I, I'm sorry but I do think we need to call the bank. 30 00:01:13,203 --> 00:01:15,963 Oh, for goodness sake, I've told you, look it's an app, 31 00:01:16,003 --> 00:01:17,003 it'll be a glitch! 32 00:01:17,043 --> 00:01:19,843 Yeah but what if it's not, Kirst? We're meant to be celebrating, Glen! 33 00:01:19,883 --> 00:01:22,043 Kirst but what if it's, what if it's, you know, 'fraud' 34 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:24,443 like 'bank fraud'? or... Well, it's not gonna be that is it? 35 00:01:24,483 --> 00:01:26,003 You know... Just shush and eat a chip. 36 00:01:26,043 --> 00:01:28,643 ..or a scam? Like e-mail scams, you know, or something like that, 37 00:01:28,683 --> 00:01:30,123 I mean I don't, I don't... 38 00:01:30,163 --> 00:01:31,163 What? 39 00:01:33,283 --> 00:01:35,003 Call the bank, Glen. But why? 40 00:01:35,043 --> 00:01:37,283 Call the bank!But why? Call the fucking bank. 41 00:01:37,323 --> 00:01:38,323 I am doing! But why?! 42 00:01:38,363 --> 00:01:39,883 OK, there was an e-mail from the bank. 43 00:01:39,923 --> 00:01:42,522 But then when I looked again, it wasn't from the bank, it was like, 44 00:01:42,563 --> 00:01:44,123 all spelt wrong. Kirsty. 45 00:01:44,163 --> 00:01:45,802 Did you click a link? No! I don't think so. 46 00:01:45,843 --> 00:01:47,603 Did you click a link Kirsty? No, I don't know. 47 00:01:47,643 --> 00:01:49,443 Did you click a link Kirsty? Did I click a link? 48 00:01:49,483 --> 00:01:52,003 Think Kirsty. Did you click a link? I don't know. I don't know... 49 00:01:52,043 --> 00:01:54,443 Did you click it?I don't... BANKING VOICE: In your own words, 50 00:01:54,483 --> 00:01:56,522 what is the nature of your call? I've clicked a link! 51 00:01:56,563 --> 00:01:58,522 BANKING: I'm sorry. I didn't quite catch that... 52 00:01:58,563 --> 00:02:00,163 Hold the star key! I saw it on the One show! 53 00:02:00,203 --> 00:02:03,003 Yep, yep, alright.Fuck! Oh my god, won't it be alright? 54 00:02:03,043 --> 00:02:05,443 They'll sort it, won't they? They'll sort it out, will they, 55 00:02:05,483 --> 00:02:07,243 will they sort it?! Kirst breathe, Kirsty, 56 00:02:07,283 --> 00:02:09,363 Kirsty, breathe. OK, yeah! Oh shit! No! 57 00:02:09,403 --> 00:02:11,603 The passwords, Glen?! For the bank! We don't know them! 58 00:02:11,643 --> 00:02:13,043 I don't know them! Do you know them? 59 00:02:13,083 --> 00:02:15,243 I don't know.I don't know, I mean...It's alright, 60 00:02:15,283 --> 00:02:16,843 we'll talk to them.OK. And I'm sure, 61 00:02:16,883 --> 00:02:18,243 I'm sure that they will... Yeah. 62 00:02:18,283 --> 00:02:19,563 ..be able to erm... 63 00:02:20,883 --> 00:02:22,683 ..Actually y'know what Kirsty, just drive. 64 00:02:22,723 --> 00:02:23,723 What? Yeah, just go. 65 00:02:23,763 --> 00:02:26,203 The passwords are at home. Let's go.But we haven't got our... 66 00:02:26,243 --> 00:02:29,163 Nah, just drive Kirsty.OK. Drive. Just drive Kirsty!OK I'm... 67 00:02:29,203 --> 00:02:30,643 Oi! Come and get your donuts?! 68 00:02:30,683 --> 00:02:33,963 Sorry Trish! Fuck! Julie, sorry Julie! 69 00:02:34,003 --> 00:02:35,523 (UP TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS) 70 00:02:37,603 --> 00:02:40,523 Go...go faster, go faster Kirsty! What? What's going on? 71 00:02:40,563 --> 00:02:41,643 Faster, er, erm... 72 00:02:41,683 --> 00:02:43,683 BANK: Hello there! You're speaking to Jonathan. 73 00:02:43,723 --> 00:02:45,723 Whom I speaking to? Hi, it's Glen, Glen Campbell. 74 00:02:45,763 --> 00:02:48,203 Do you mind if I call you Glen? No, that's completely fine. 75 00:02:48,243 --> 00:02:50,363 FUCK!Can I start by taking your account number? 76 00:02:50,403 --> 00:02:51,963 Glen, what's going on?! Yeah, Kirsty. 77 00:02:52,003 --> 00:02:53,963 I didn't want to tell you this. But it's about Lee. 78 00:02:54,003 --> 00:02:55,523 There're men looking for him. Bad men. 79 00:02:55,563 --> 00:02:57,643 What? And that's who's behind us? It might be, yeah. 80 00:02:57,683 --> 00:03:00,083 Are we ready with the number? Well, what do they want Lee for? 81 00:03:00,123 --> 00:03:02,643 Well I don't know Kirsty, they're, they're bad men aren't they 82 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:04,123 so I mean like... What, kill him?! 83 00:03:04,163 --> 00:03:05,443 Well, I don't know the details! 84 00:03:05,483 --> 00:03:07,003 If you don't have your details to hand, 85 00:03:07,043 --> 00:03:09,403 your personal banking PIN will do. Go left Kirsty, go left! 86 00:03:09,443 --> 00:03:10,443 Where? Here! 87 00:03:10,483 --> 00:03:11,923 (TYRES SCREECH) 88 00:03:14,403 --> 00:03:16,043 (TYRES SCREECH) What the fuck Glen?! 89 00:03:16,083 --> 00:03:18,363 Why didn't you tell me?! I didn't want to panic you, did I! 90 00:03:18,403 --> 00:03:20,683 Oh brilliant, well that's panned out really well, yeah! 91 00:03:20,723 --> 00:03:22,122 I'll just pop you on hold. 92 00:03:27,083 --> 00:03:31,083 Glen. Brace.# BEETHOVEN: Symphony No. 9 in D minor # 93 00:03:31,122 --> 00:03:33,203 (GLEN GROANS) (TYRES SCREECH) 94 00:03:34,043 --> 00:03:35,043 Hello? 95 00:03:36,122 --> 00:03:37,443 Oh shit! 96 00:03:37,483 --> 00:03:38,603 (BOTH GROANING) 97 00:03:44,963 --> 00:03:47,043 Oh shush, Glen. We've all seen Top Gear. 98 00:03:48,563 --> 00:03:50,243 BANK: Hello? 99 00:03:50,283 --> 00:03:52,523 Lee! Lee! LEE! 100 00:03:52,563 --> 00:03:55,483 Fraud squad! Fraud team! We need the Fraud Squad. Whatever you call them! 101 00:03:55,523 --> 00:03:57,083 Yes, yes, no I, I do understand... 102 00:03:57,122 --> 00:03:58,883 but you'll still need to give me the pass... 103 00:03:58,923 --> 00:04:01,883 Yes Jonathan! The passwords, yes. I'm just looking for them! 104 00:04:01,923 --> 00:04:03,723 He's not here. He's not answering his phone. 105 00:04:03,763 --> 00:04:05,883 Pick up, Lee...but I'll still need to get the pass... 106 00:04:05,923 --> 00:04:07,683 Glen, where's the thing? Kirst your shoes! 107 00:04:07,723 --> 00:04:10,243 What thing?The thing! The can! The fake bean can, the bean can, 108 00:04:10,283 --> 00:04:12,123 the can!Under the sink! Where it always is... 109 00:04:12,163 --> 00:04:14,003 NO! It's not there! It's not... 110 00:04:14,043 --> 00:04:17,322 # BEETHOVEN: Symphony No. 9 in D minor # CONCLUDES 111 00:04:21,963 --> 00:04:24,523 Hello?! I really do need the er... 112 00:04:24,563 --> 00:04:25,563 (CARS PULL UP) 113 00:04:29,403 --> 00:04:31,043 (BOTH GASP) 114 00:04:31,083 --> 00:04:34,563 Call the police! I've called 911 because of movies! 115 00:04:34,603 --> 00:04:35,603 (GLEN GRUNTS) 116 00:04:35,643 --> 00:04:36,883 Ah! KIRSTY: Oh! 117 00:04:36,923 --> 00:04:38,923 Oh!(KEYS JANGLE) (GLEN EXLAIMS) 118 00:04:38,963 --> 00:04:40,443 Um...Oh!Lee's not here! 119 00:04:40,483 --> 00:04:42,403 Whatever it is you want, he's not... 120 00:04:42,443 --> 00:04:43,643 MALE VOICE: Is that you, Glen? 121 00:04:43,683 --> 00:04:44,683 (GLEN PANTING) 122 00:04:45,963 --> 00:04:49,163 (KEYS JANGLE) Oh Glen, no. 123 00:04:56,683 --> 00:04:57,683 Hello Uncle Ron. 124 00:04:59,243 --> 00:05:00,803 # All my bags are packed, 125 00:05:01,683 --> 00:05:02,683 # I'm ready to go 126 00:05:03,483 --> 00:05:07,443 # Standing here outside your door 127 00:05:07,483 --> 00:05:12,883 # I hate to wake you up to say goodbye # 128 00:05:12,923 --> 00:05:14,363 RON: He's fucked us. Your brother. 129 00:05:16,883 --> 00:05:18,163 Taken everything we've got. 130 00:05:19,083 --> 00:05:23,043 TEL: The haulage business was losing money unbeknownst to us. 131 00:05:23,083 --> 00:05:25,043 Lee's kept it secret and tried to fix it. 132 00:05:25,083 --> 00:05:28,323 Got deeper and deeper in debt until... 133 00:05:28,363 --> 00:05:29,363 bang. 134 00:05:30,683 --> 00:05:31,803 All gone tits up. 135 00:05:33,843 --> 00:05:34,843 (CRUNCHING) 136 00:05:38,723 --> 00:05:42,483 The firm was everything Glen. That's our savings, pensions, our futures. 137 00:05:42,523 --> 00:05:46,003 Our business! That me and your dad started. 138 00:05:46,043 --> 00:05:47,963 That your dad passed down to Lee. 139 00:05:48,003 --> 00:05:51,083 (CRUNCHING) And now, that's all... 140 00:05:51,123 --> 00:05:53,603 If he'd just told us. If he'd asked us, we could've... 141 00:05:53,643 --> 00:05:54,643 But he didn't 142 00:05:55,563 --> 00:05:57,403 because it's all front with your brother! 143 00:05:57,443 --> 00:06:00,963 Plays the big man but when times get hard, he runs off. 144 00:06:01,843 --> 00:06:03,363 (CRUNCHING) 145 00:06:03,403 --> 00:06:04,403 Yeah! 146 00:06:08,643 --> 00:06:12,203 Could I trouble you for another one of those wafer biscuits? 147 00:06:12,243 --> 00:06:13,523 Absolutely, yeah. 148 00:06:14,603 --> 00:06:15,603 How did you find me? 149 00:06:15,643 --> 00:06:20,043 Er, you're on LinkedIn Glen. It doesn't take a fucking genius. 150 00:06:20,083 --> 00:06:21,243 (CRUNCHING) 151 00:06:21,283 --> 00:06:25,443 You can't treat people like that. People who love you. 152 00:06:25,483 --> 00:06:27,803 I know the money's not coming back, I know that! 153 00:06:28,923 --> 00:06:32,243 SHOUTS: He needs to look me in the eye (SNIFFLES) 154 00:06:32,283 --> 00:06:37,163 and understand all the fucking pain. 155 00:06:37,202 --> 00:06:40,083 It's alright mate. (RON BREATHES HEAVILY) 156 00:06:41,923 --> 00:06:45,683 He owes me that much. (EXHALES) 157 00:06:49,123 --> 00:06:50,723 (CRUNCHING) 158 00:06:50,763 --> 00:06:52,843 So erm, when's he getting back? 159 00:06:56,283 --> 00:07:00,483 # Kiss me and smile for me 160 00:07:00,523 --> 00:07:04,323 # Tell me that you'll wait for me 161 00:07:04,363 --> 00:07:09,523 # Hold me like you'll never let me go 162 00:07:10,963 --> 00:07:15,683 # 'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane 163 00:07:15,723 --> 00:07:17,243 # Don't know when... # 164 00:07:17,283 --> 00:07:19,723 RON: He's taken everything. Yeah. 165 00:07:19,763 --> 00:07:21,203 (DOOR OPENS, CLOSES) 166 00:07:23,963 --> 00:07:25,043 Oh. It's just Mum. 167 00:07:25,083 --> 00:07:27,243 That's a lovely warm welcome, innit. 168 00:07:27,283 --> 00:07:28,923 Now listen... Sue. 169 00:07:28,963 --> 00:07:30,843 We're in the middle of something. Ex-cuse me?! 170 00:07:30,883 --> 00:07:32,323 Mother! Have you called the police? 171 00:07:32,363 --> 00:07:33,363 No. What's the point? 172 00:07:33,403 --> 00:07:35,763 By the time it takes the old Bill to get their heads round it, 173 00:07:35,803 --> 00:07:37,202 he'll be halfway to Torremolinos. 174 00:07:37,243 --> 00:07:39,763 KIRSTY: With our wedding fund. (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 175 00:07:39,803 --> 00:07:43,443 Sorry. It was just erm. (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) FUCK! 176 00:07:43,483 --> 00:07:44,883 (CLEARS HIS THROAT). 177 00:07:45,803 --> 00:07:46,803 Hello?! 178 00:07:46,843 --> 00:07:49,483 Who am I, the ghost of fucking Christmas past?! 179 00:07:49,523 --> 00:07:52,163 Yes, we can hear you mother! Sue! Something's happened, alright. 180 00:07:52,202 --> 00:07:54,883 It's erm, my brother Lee. He, he was staying here with us. 181 00:07:54,923 --> 00:07:56,123 You don't say. 182 00:07:56,163 --> 00:07:58,163 Now, I know he's your flesh and blood, 183 00:07:58,202 --> 00:08:00,523 but I can't lie Glen, the bloke's a fucking melt. 184 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:01,723 What? Wait, you've seen him? 185 00:08:01,763 --> 00:08:04,003 Seen him? Oh yeah, I've taken two buses 186 00:08:04,043 --> 00:08:06,043 and a 40-minute trek down the dual carriageway 187 00:08:06,083 --> 00:08:08,843 just because of that fucking prick! What, where, where, where is he? 188 00:08:08,883 --> 00:08:10,803 Sue, Sue it's important. Fucked if I know?! 189 00:08:10,843 --> 00:08:13,643 Right.He dumped me and that gay fella on the A12 190 00:08:13,683 --> 00:08:15,803 after he naffed off with my Samsung Galaxy. But... 191 00:08:15,843 --> 00:08:17,443 Wait! Mum, you left your phone with him? 192 00:08:17,483 --> 00:08:19,843 I didn't leave it with him, he nicked off with it, didn't he! 193 00:08:19,883 --> 00:08:21,483 OK. I put Find my Friends on Mum's phone, 194 00:08:21,523 --> 00:08:23,123 when we thought she was stealing our ham! 195 00:08:23,163 --> 00:08:24,563 Yeah, yeah. SUE: You fucking what? 196 00:08:24,603 --> 00:08:27,803 YELLS: Do you mind, mum?? This actually is not about you! 197 00:08:27,843 --> 00:08:30,123 Oh right, OK. 198 00:08:30,163 --> 00:08:33,163 I'll sort meself out for a drink then shall I? Excuse me. 199 00:08:33,202 --> 00:08:34,202 Where is he? 200 00:08:34,243 --> 00:08:36,643 KIRSTY: Oh sorry.I'd say he's in Stanstead by now. 201 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:39,123 Costa Del Sol's Luton. Well, I seem to remember using 202 00:08:39,163 --> 00:08:41,483 Stansted in the past. No! He's not at the airport! 203 00:08:41,523 --> 00:08:46,683 Where, where, where is he Kirst? He's in Dagenham?Dag? Dagenham? 204 00:08:46,723 --> 00:08:48,763 What the fuck's he doing with 15 grand in Dagenham? 205 00:08:48,803 --> 00:08:50,243 He ain't got 15 grand. 206 00:08:52,363 --> 00:08:55,923 He left this behind. Fucked off. Big freaky look on his face! 207 00:08:55,963 --> 00:08:58,883 Fancy talking to me now, do you? 208 00:08:58,923 --> 00:09:00,123 Is that all of it?? 209 00:09:01,123 --> 00:09:03,963 Minus 50 quid... for my trouble. 210 00:09:04,003 --> 00:09:06,723 Hang on, hang on, no... BUNNY: Wait a second. 211 00:09:06,763 --> 00:09:09,723 Isn't Dagenham where their Dad erm... 212 00:09:09,763 --> 00:09:10,963 In... Oh fuck! Oh! 213 00:09:13,203 --> 00:09:14,683 Glen? (DOOR OPENS, CLOSES) 214 00:09:14,723 --> 00:09:17,203 # GLEN CAMPBELL: Rhinestone Cowboy # 215 00:09:22,443 --> 00:09:25,123 # I've been walkin' these streets so long 216 00:09:27,083 --> 00:09:29,843 # Singin' the same old song 217 00:09:31,003 --> 00:09:34,083 # I know every crack in these dirty 218 00:09:34,123 --> 00:09:37,563 # Sidewalks of Broadway 219 00:09:39,523 --> 00:09:41,963 # Where hustle's the name of the game 220 00:09:43,763 --> 00:09:48,643 # And nice guys get washed away like the snow in the rain 221 00:09:51,643 --> 00:09:55,763 # There's been a load of compromising 222 00:09:55,803 --> 00:09:59,283 # On the road to my horizon 223 00:10:00,563 --> 00:10:07,443 # But I'm gonna be where the lights are shinin' on me 224 00:10:07,483 --> 00:10:10,888 # Like a rhinestone cowboy # 225 00:10:12,888 --> 00:10:13,323 # Like a rhinestone cowboy # 226 00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:15,843 # CALIBRO 35: Per un pugno di dollari # 227 00:10:21,123 --> 00:10:23,683 GLEN: It's alright Kirst. You stay there, I know where he'll be. 228 00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:25,883 KIRSTY: Wait, wait. Glen, Glen. 229 00:10:34,123 --> 00:10:35,643 (DISTANT MUSIC PLAYS) 230 00:10:40,243 --> 00:10:43,643 # Like a Rhinestone Cowboy 231 00:10:44,923 --> 00:10:47,923 # Getting cards and letters 232 00:10:47,963 --> 00:10:51,123 # From people I don't even know 233 00:10:52,483 --> 00:10:57,563 # And offers comin' over the phone... (CAR DOOR OPENS) 234 00:11:01,363 --> 00:11:02,363 # Like a... # 235 00:11:04,843 --> 00:11:05,843 How could you? 236 00:11:07,003 --> 00:11:08,763 After I welcomed you back. 237 00:11:08,803 --> 00:11:11,323 That's... Oh. 238 00:11:11,363 --> 00:11:12,363 (SNIFFS) 239 00:11:13,643 --> 00:11:15,403 So what, you just gonna fuck off, yeah? 240 00:11:15,443 --> 00:11:18,363 Stay here for the night and then er, what just drive away, fuck off? 241 00:11:18,403 --> 00:11:20,923 Run away like you always do? 242 00:11:20,963 --> 00:11:22,403 Somethin' like that. 243 00:11:24,803 --> 00:11:25,963 (SCOFFS, LAUGHS) 244 00:11:28,323 --> 00:11:30,243 I should've known. (SNIFFS) 245 00:11:31,763 --> 00:11:32,883 You... 246 00:11:33,963 --> 00:11:36,723 you are a selfish piece of shit. 247 00:11:38,203 --> 00:11:39,203 No, no. 248 00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:45,443 Honestly, I don't know how you can fucking live with yourself! 249 00:12:09,123 --> 00:12:11,723 What are you-you are fucking kidding me. 250 00:12:11,763 --> 00:12:16,363 No, no, no leave it! No. Fucking... 251 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:18,563 GLEN SHOUTS: No! Don't! You don't get to... 252 00:12:18,603 --> 00:12:21,363 No! You do not get to do this you selfish twat! 253 00:12:21,403 --> 00:12:25,603 SHOUTS: Who the fuck are you to tell me what I get to do?! 254 00:12:25,643 --> 00:12:29,563 Questioning me? You haven't got a clue! The FUCKING pressure! 255 00:12:29,603 --> 00:12:31,163 SHOUTS: The fucking... 256 00:12:32,163 --> 00:12:34,363 Do you want to talk about it, or... 257 00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:38,803 You've been a baby your whole life! 258 00:12:38,843 --> 00:12:40,363 No responsibilities. 259 00:12:41,163 --> 00:12:42,723 Protected from everything. 260 00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:43,763 No responsibility? 261 00:12:43,803 --> 00:12:45,403 Mum shielded you from it all! 262 00:12:45,443 --> 00:12:47,443 Except the responsibility of looking after her. 263 00:12:47,483 --> 00:12:48,843 Oh, here we go. Trump card. 264 00:12:48,883 --> 00:12:50,963 Yeah. You left Lee! 265 00:12:52,403 --> 00:12:53,923 You left her all-all alone. 266 00:12:53,963 --> 00:12:56,843 Through her illness, through everything. 267 00:12:56,883 --> 00:12:58,763 Where were you through that bit, eh? 268 00:12:58,803 --> 00:13:02,243 When she got sick and I had to... I had to look after her! 269 00:13:02,283 --> 00:13:03,723 Where, where were you through that? 270 00:13:03,763 --> 00:13:09,003 Oh yeah, that's it, I remember, out, off your head on fucking... 271 00:13:09,043 --> 00:13:10,563 pingers! 272 00:13:10,603 --> 00:13:13,203 I don't know the terminology do I. I was grieving my Dad! 273 00:13:13,243 --> 00:13:18,443 Oh sure.You have no fucking idea what it was like for me when he died! 274 00:13:18,483 --> 00:13:21,323 I've been trying to live up to him my whole life! 275 00:13:21,363 --> 00:13:22,763 Trying to be the big man! 276 00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:25,203 SHOUTS: D'you think i wanted that?! 277 00:13:27,803 --> 00:13:29,323 I just wanted one chance... 278 00:13:31,203 --> 00:13:32,483 just to make him... 279 00:13:34,243 --> 00:13:36,523 all I ever wanted was to make him... 280 00:13:42,083 --> 00:13:43,083 ..Proud? 281 00:13:47,363 --> 00:13:48,363 Yeah. 282 00:13:52,323 --> 00:13:54,603 I reckon it's a bit late for that, ain't it? 283 00:13:54,643 --> 00:13:55,763 (CARS APPROACH) 284 00:14:01,403 --> 00:14:03,883 Ron and the boys, told us everything. 285 00:14:07,363 --> 00:14:09,123 No more secrets. Alright? 286 00:14:11,123 --> 00:14:12,123 Yeah. 287 00:14:12,163 --> 00:14:15,243 It's all out in the open. It's just... 288 00:14:15,283 --> 00:14:19,203 we'll try and sort this mess out, whatever that looks like. 289 00:14:20,323 --> 00:14:21,323 It's over. 290 00:14:22,243 --> 00:14:23,243 Yeah? 291 00:14:24,323 --> 00:14:25,963 Yeah. 292 00:14:26,003 --> 00:14:27,003 It's over. 293 00:14:28,163 --> 00:14:29,283 (CAR DOORS OPEN) 294 00:14:33,083 --> 00:14:34,963 It's fine Kirst! (SIGHS)He's gonna... 295 00:14:35,003 --> 00:14:39,643 ..everything's gonna be alright. He's just...(CAR DOORS LOCK) 296 00:14:39,683 --> 00:14:40,683 Lee? 297 00:14:42,483 --> 00:14:44,243 Lee? (CAR STARTS) 298 00:14:44,283 --> 00:14:45,523 Lee? Lee! 299 00:14:45,563 --> 00:14:46,683 (ENGINE REVS) Lee! 300 00:14:46,723 --> 00:14:47,803 (TYRES SQUEAL) 301 00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:49,683 RON: It's a bloody gas tank! 302 00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:50,763 (GLEN SCREAMS) 303 00:14:51,603 --> 00:14:55,563 # CATERINA CASELLI: Il Silenzio Vale Piu Delle Parole # 304 00:14:55,603 --> 00:15:03,323 # Il silenzio vale piu delle parole 305 00:15:06,243 --> 00:15:09,203 # Ma negli occhi tuoi... (GLEN SCREAMS) 306 00:15:09,243 --> 00:15:10,603 # Sta morendo... # (KIRSTY GASPS) 307 00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:12,083 (COLLISION BANG) 308 00:15:15,363 --> 00:15:16,363 (METAL CLANGS) 309 00:15:16,403 --> 00:15:18,363 BUNNY: Ha, it's fucking empty! 310 00:15:18,403 --> 00:15:19,803 Oh my god! 311 00:15:19,843 --> 00:15:21,243 (RUNNING FOOTSTEPS) 312 00:15:24,083 --> 00:15:25,083 (GASPS) 313 00:15:26,483 --> 00:15:27,723 (CAR DOOR SQUEAKS) 314 00:15:29,683 --> 00:15:30,683 (LEE GROANS) 315 00:15:36,843 --> 00:15:38,923 BUNNY: Tonight Matthew, I am going to be... 316 00:15:38,963 --> 00:15:39,963 TEL: Bunny! 317 00:15:43,483 --> 00:15:45,083 LEE: Can't even fucking get that right! 318 00:15:45,123 --> 00:15:48,283 Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, come out and we can, we can go home and we, 319 00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:53,083 we can erm, well I don't know what but I'm sure that we'll all... 320 00:15:53,123 --> 00:15:54,403 (GLASS SHATTERS) 321 00:15:54,443 --> 00:15:56,323 (LIGHTER IGNITES) BUNNY: Oh, for fuck's sake, 322 00:15:56,363 --> 00:15:59,323 he's gonna flambe himself! No, no, no, don't do that! 323 00:15:59,363 --> 00:16:02,123 Right, to be honest Lee, I think it'd just burn your hair off but... 324 00:16:02,163 --> 00:16:03,243 LEE SHOUTS: Fuck off! 325 00:16:03,283 --> 00:16:04,763 Glen... What? 326 00:16:04,803 --> 00:16:06,083 (DRIPPING PETROL) 327 00:16:14,163 --> 00:16:15,323 No. Stay back! 328 00:16:16,523 --> 00:16:20,003 Just. Just-just put it down, Lee. LEE: Fuck off! Leave me alone! 329 00:16:20,043 --> 00:16:22,203 No, no I won't do that, actually. 330 00:16:22,243 --> 00:16:24,163 Go! I'm shit! 331 00:16:24,203 --> 00:16:25,683 No, you're not shit. 332 00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:28,443 You're... well yeah alright, actually you are a bit shit 333 00:16:28,483 --> 00:16:31,883 but, but, but y'know, we're all shit. Aren't we? Ey? 334 00:16:36,003 --> 00:16:37,243 Glen? 335 00:16:37,283 --> 00:16:38,283 Here. 336 00:16:46,683 --> 00:16:47,683 Lee? 337 00:16:48,923 --> 00:16:50,443 Look at me then, you prawn. 338 00:16:50,483 --> 00:16:52,003 # M PEOPLE: Movin On Up # 339 00:16:55,083 --> 00:16:56,083 Ey? 340 00:16:58,403 --> 00:16:59,683 (SPOONS CLANGING) 341 00:17:01,763 --> 00:17:03,923 Come on... (SPOONS CLANGING CONTINUES) 342 00:17:07,642 --> 00:17:09,642 It's your bit, remember? 343 00:17:09,683 --> 00:17:11,683 (SPOONS CLANGING CONTINUES) 344 00:17:12,843 --> 00:17:14,523 Come on, come on. 345 00:17:14,563 --> 00:17:16,162 You gonna dance or what? 346 00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:19,523 I can't do it without you Lee. 347 00:17:20,323 --> 00:17:22,083 # ..you broke my heart 348 00:17:22,122 --> 00:17:24,683 # There's no way back... (SPOONS CLANGING CONTINUES) 349 00:17:24,723 --> 00:17:26,683 # ..Move right outta here baby 350 00:17:26,723 --> 00:17:28,083 # Go on pack your bags 351 00:17:29,323 --> 00:17:31,323 # Just who do you think you are? 352 00:17:32,763 --> 00:17:35,643 # Stop acting like some kinda star.. #That's it. 353 00:17:35,683 --> 00:17:38,203 BUNNY: I won't lie. I did not expect this. 354 00:17:38,243 --> 00:17:40,203 Alright, yeah, that's it. 355 00:17:40,243 --> 00:17:43,083 # ..Take it like a man baby if that's what you are 356 00:17:43,123 --> 00:17:45,243 # 'Cause I'm moving on up (CLANGING SPOONS CONTINUE) 357 00:17:45,283 --> 00:17:47,643 # You're moving on out 358 00:17:47,683 --> 00:17:49,363 # Moving on up 359 00:17:49,403 --> 00:17:51,243 # Nothing can stop me 360 00:17:51,283 --> 00:17:53,003 # I'm moving on up 361 00:17:53,043 --> 00:17:55,083 # You're moving on out... # (GLEN SOBS) 362 00:17:55,123 --> 00:17:56,483 Why didn't you just leave me? 363 00:17:56,523 --> 00:17:58,763 Cause I love you, don't I you twat. 364 00:17:59,683 --> 00:18:01,803 You stupid bloody massive twat. 365 00:18:02,923 --> 00:18:03,923 Come on. No. 366 00:18:05,243 --> 00:18:06,483 What? Dad. 367 00:18:06,523 --> 00:18:08,963 TEL: Leave it mate!LEE: He's all over the fucking dashboard! 368 00:18:09,003 --> 00:18:10,843 BUNNY: We can come back with a fucking hoover. 369 00:18:10,883 --> 00:18:12,243 LEE: Will we fuck! 370 00:18:12,283 --> 00:18:13,763 Lee, please, come on. No! 371 00:18:13,803 --> 00:18:16,603 Come on!What kind of a son would I be if I left him!? 372 00:18:16,643 --> 00:18:18,803 In the middle of a fucking factory! 373 00:18:18,843 --> 00:18:19,843 RON: Lee! 374 00:18:21,563 --> 00:18:22,843 That's not yer Dad! 375 00:18:25,283 --> 00:18:26,283 You what? 376 00:18:27,643 --> 00:18:29,003 Your Dad's not dead! 377 00:18:32,563 --> 00:18:34,283 Your Dad, your... (SIGHS) 378 00:18:38,843 --> 00:18:41,643 Your Dad's in fucking Tenerife. 379 00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:45,723 (MUSICAL STING) BUNNY: For fucks sake! 380 00:18:45,763 --> 00:18:47,923 # XAVIER CUGAT: El Cumbanchero # 381 00:18:58,443 --> 00:19:00,403 I'm sorry, Tenerife? 382 00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:03,243 WHISPERS: He's running a jerk chicken place 383 00:19:03,283 --> 00:19:05,683 in Playa de Las Americas. 384 00:19:05,723 --> 00:19:08,403 Your Mum made me swear I'd never tell you. 385 00:19:09,883 --> 00:19:10,883 Ah well. 386 00:19:12,403 --> 00:19:13,683 Sorry Jaqui. 387 00:19:13,723 --> 00:19:14,723 Jerk chicken? 388 00:19:14,763 --> 00:19:16,963 BUNNY WHISPERS: Yeah it's, it's similar to Piri-Piri, 389 00:19:17,003 --> 00:19:18,523 just not quite as spicy. 390 00:19:18,563 --> 00:19:22,123 Honestly, just talk normal. She's not gonna wake up. 391 00:19:22,163 --> 00:19:23,523 SHOUTS: Are you mum? 392 00:19:25,203 --> 00:19:26,203 See. 393 00:19:27,603 --> 00:19:30,643 But what about the... RON: Ashes? Well sure. 394 00:19:30,683 --> 00:19:34,523 Only your Mum was best mates with Jeff Gardner who had a... 395 00:19:35,403 --> 00:19:36,763 what-d'you-call-it? 396 00:19:36,803 --> 00:19:38,483 Pet crematorium. 397 00:19:38,523 --> 00:19:41,803 What so it's a fucking labrador Well... 398 00:19:41,843 --> 00:19:43,003 Not necessarily. 399 00:19:43,043 --> 00:19:47,483 Could've been a large cat or maybe a baby donkey. 400 00:19:47,523 --> 00:19:48,723 (BANGING AT DOOR) 401 00:19:50,363 --> 00:19:51,563 Oh, it's Roger next door. 402 00:19:51,603 --> 00:19:52,603 Just ignore him. 403 00:19:52,643 --> 00:19:56,043 WHISPERS: Listen, I know you've had a hard day of it. 404 00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:59,523 What with all this and the bit when you tried to top yourself, 405 00:19:59,563 --> 00:20:00,563 twice. 406 00:20:00,603 --> 00:20:03,563 I understand there are mental issues in here and all that, 407 00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:08,083 but at the end of the day we're all out of a job unless things get fixed. 408 00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:10,803 This is a big mess to clean up, Lee. 409 00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:14,003 And you, you are the man who wields the mop. 410 00:20:14,043 --> 00:20:15,043 Alright Bun. 411 00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:17,843 No, no, Tel, he's right. 412 00:20:19,283 --> 00:20:20,923 What I've done it's er... 413 00:20:22,403 --> 00:20:26,603 all them fucking years, trying to live up to dad 414 00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:28,403 and it turns out... 415 00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:33,523 He left Mum with two kids and opened a jerk chicken shop? 416 00:20:33,563 --> 00:20:34,563 Yeah... 417 00:20:37,243 --> 00:20:38,243 (SIGHS) 418 00:20:38,283 --> 00:20:41,083 BUNNY: All the same we'll expect you first thing Monday morning yeah. 419 00:20:41,123 --> 00:20:43,803 (BANGING ON DOOR) ROGER: I know you're in there! 420 00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:46,163 Move these ruddy cars off my drive! 421 00:20:46,963 --> 00:20:49,083 What if I had visitors?! 422 00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:50,123 (LEE SIGHS) 423 00:20:51,163 --> 00:20:54,443 I'm just gonna go and have one of these. (EXHALES) 424 00:20:55,563 --> 00:20:56,563 (DOOR OPENS) 425 00:20:58,403 --> 00:21:01,283 BUNNY: Alright, well, thanks be the fuck that's all sorted. 426 00:21:01,323 --> 00:21:02,323 BOTH: Hang on. 427 00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:04,763 No but, look at him... 428 00:21:05,923 --> 00:21:08,563 surely we can't... Glen, if he doesn't come back, 429 00:21:08,603 --> 00:21:10,803 we don't have a chance of getting this sorted, like. 430 00:21:10,843 --> 00:21:11,923 There's no alternative. 431 00:21:14,683 --> 00:21:16,283 Well... 432 00:21:16,323 --> 00:21:22,003 what if the company were to accept a Bridging Loan of say... 433 00:21:22,043 --> 00:21:26,043 ..I dunno like, of just over 15,000 or... 434 00:21:26,083 --> 00:21:28,563 Kirsty! No! She means the wedding money. 435 00:21:28,603 --> 00:21:30,283 It's the right thing to do love. 436 00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:32,843 Kirst, we can't just give away all...We're not giving it away. 437 00:21:32,883 --> 00:21:35,563 They'll make it back in like... 438 00:21:35,603 --> 00:21:38,323 yeah, I mean it will take, years. But... 439 00:21:38,363 --> 00:21:40,283 You don't want to get married? That's what it is! 440 00:21:40,323 --> 00:21:42,963 No, that's not what it is. Of course not. 441 00:21:46,043 --> 00:21:49,883 I think, maybe just the idea like, took over a little bit. 442 00:21:49,923 --> 00:21:54,243 And, well maybe a bit more like focussed on that than we were on us? 443 00:21:56,643 --> 00:21:59,843 And we're so much better now, aren't we? 444 00:21:59,883 --> 00:22:00,923 And I'm so glad. 445 00:22:01,843 --> 00:22:06,323 But yeah, if it means just delaying the wedding a little bit then... 446 00:22:08,963 --> 00:22:11,283 ..that is what I think we should do. 447 00:22:12,883 --> 00:22:13,883 If you agree? 448 00:22:17,523 --> 00:22:19,523 If that's what you want, yeah. 449 00:22:21,523 --> 00:22:23,523 (BANGING ON DOOR) Open up immediately! 450 00:22:23,563 --> 00:22:25,363 I shan't ask again! Roger, we're having a bit 451 00:22:25,403 --> 00:22:28,363 of a, we've had a family...I don't give a tuppenny toss, son! 452 00:22:28,403 --> 00:22:29,403 KIRSTY: Glen. 453 00:22:30,843 --> 00:22:32,363 Alright, Roger! 454 00:22:32,403 --> 00:22:34,923 RON: Love, that's your wedding? 455 00:22:34,963 --> 00:22:37,363 ROGER: You want to watch your tone chum! 456 00:22:37,403 --> 00:22:40,203 Didn't your mother teach you any manners! 457 00:22:41,243 --> 00:22:44,003 Actually, sorry, can I just get my cagoule please, I'm just gonna... 458 00:22:44,043 --> 00:22:45,083 KIRSTY: Yeah. 459 00:22:45,123 --> 00:22:46,643 W-w-why? 460 00:22:46,683 --> 00:22:49,443 No, nothing, just er, won't be a minute, I'll er... 461 00:22:49,483 --> 00:22:50,483 yeah. Glen... 462 00:22:51,403 --> 00:22:54,043 SHOUTS: Bring it, cunt! (UP TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS) 463 00:22:54,083 --> 00:22:55,563 (GRUNTING, GROANING) 464 00:22:57,603 --> 00:22:58,963 (GASPS) (THUMPING) 465 00:23:01,083 --> 00:23:02,083 Morning! 466 00:23:03,403 --> 00:23:04,403 Oh! (ALARM WAILS) 467 00:23:04,443 --> 00:23:06,243 (THUMPING, GROANING CONTINUES) 468 00:23:06,283 --> 00:23:07,723 Stinky old man! 469 00:23:07,763 --> 00:23:08,963 Where will you go? 470 00:23:09,883 --> 00:23:12,523 Don't worry about me mate, I'll be fine. 471 00:23:16,363 --> 00:23:17,363 Well... 472 00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:20,523 It's been... Yeah. 473 00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:25,243 I just wanna say something. 474 00:23:26,243 --> 00:23:28,603 It's important that you don't respond OK, don't respond, 475 00:23:28,643 --> 00:23:31,203 just erm acknowledge it, give me a nod. 476 00:23:34,483 --> 00:23:35,483 I er... 477 00:23:41,123 --> 00:23:42,123 I love ya. 478 00:23:49,443 --> 00:23:50,443 (CAR STARTS) 479 00:23:52,923 --> 00:23:54,043 (CAR REVS) 480 00:23:54,083 --> 00:23:55,083 You big nonce! 481 00:24:02,483 --> 00:24:03,483 You alright? 482 00:24:03,523 --> 00:24:04,603 Yeah, yeah yeah. 483 00:24:05,723 --> 00:24:07,683 It's for the best though, eh love? 484 00:24:07,723 --> 00:24:10,003 Hmm, hm, you're right, yeah, yeah. 485 00:24:11,443 --> 00:24:14,043 Well. Shall we go inside, put the kettle on. 486 00:24:14,083 --> 00:24:16,723 Ooh we can catch the last bit of... FUCK! 487 00:24:18,283 --> 00:24:20,203 Lee! # Ba ba ba ba ba 488 00:24:20,243 --> 00:24:21,923 Wait! # Ba ba ba ba 489 00:24:21,963 --> 00:24:25,843 # Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba 490 00:24:25,883 --> 00:24:27,643 # Ba ba ba ba ba ba... (PHONE PINGS) 491 00:24:27,683 --> 00:24:31,283 # ..Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba 492 00:24:31,323 --> 00:24:32,683 # Ba ba ba ba baaaa... 493 00:24:32,723 --> 00:24:34,083 Actually... 494 00:24:34,123 --> 00:24:36,803 I still... Oh Christ I'm unfit... hmmm. 495 00:24:36,843 --> 00:24:37,843 (PHONE PINGS) 496 00:24:39,403 --> 00:24:41,723 You can't go just yet. We've got business. 497 00:24:41,763 --> 00:24:43,723 Hey? Got family business. 498 00:24:43,763 --> 00:24:46,163 Glen. I need you to stay, alright, 499 00:24:46,203 --> 00:24:47,203 because... 500 00:24:49,003 --> 00:24:50,203 I want to find Dad. 501 00:24:52,003 --> 00:24:56,243 I want to find dad and I want to punch him in the fucking face! 502 00:24:56,283 --> 00:24:59,643 # Sleep like a baby... Shut up and reverse you shit! 503 00:25:01,203 --> 00:25:02,203 Kirst! 504 00:25:03,523 --> 00:25:06,523 (PHONE PINGS) # My little lady... 505 00:25:06,563 --> 00:25:07,763 Kirsty! 506 00:25:07,803 --> 00:25:09,643 He's gonna stay Kirst! He said... Oh? 507 00:25:09,683 --> 00:25:11,363 Oh, fuck me! (CLEARS THROAT) 508 00:25:11,403 --> 00:25:12,603 We're gonna find Dad! 509 00:25:12,643 --> 00:25:15,243 We're gonna find... Oh, that's great! 510 00:25:15,283 --> 00:25:17,003 Yeah, yeah. Innit? I know! 511 00:25:18,083 --> 00:25:20,043 Oh... yeah... yeah. 512 00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:22,443 You sure? Yeah of course! 513 00:25:22,483 --> 00:25:23,483 Right! 514 00:25:24,603 --> 00:25:28,643 # ..Turns on the day 515 00:25:28,683 --> 00:25:31,883 # In the Avenues and Alleyways 516 00:25:33,043 --> 00:25:36,763 # While you sleep there's a whole world coming alive 517 00:25:36,803 --> 00:25:38,403 # Abel and his brother, 518 00:25:38,443 --> 00:25:40,163 # Fighting one another 519 00:25:40,203 --> 00:25:42,923 # In and out of every dive 520 00:25:42,963 --> 00:25:45,963 # The Avenues and Alleyways 521 00:25:47,043 --> 00:25:50,563 # Where the strong and the quick alone can survive 522 00:25:50,603 --> 00:25:53,923 # Look around the jungle see the rough and tumble 523 00:25:53,963 --> 00:25:56,523 # Listen to a squealer cry # 524 00:26:08,603 --> 00:26:12,603 Subtitles by Sky Access Services www.skyaccessibility.sky