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(BIRD SCREECHES)
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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(BEE BUZZING)
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(BIRD SONG IN DISTANCE)
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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(HORNS HONKING)
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(DOOR CREAKS)
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(UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES)
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Hey!
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Are you single?
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I'm a matchmaker at Adore.
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Please give me a call if
you want to meet somebody.
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We have a lot
of great matches for you.
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Talk soon.
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James, hi.
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Thanks for calling me back.
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Um, I just wanted to get some
feedback on your first date
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with my client Sophie.
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I'm actually on my way
to meet her right now...
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but I had a quick chat
with her this morning...
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and the headline is,
she had a great time
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and would love to see you again.
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Hello? James?
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JAMES: Yeah, I'd like to be
taken off the service.
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May I ask why?
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JAMES: I thought you were
going to set me up
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with high-quality women.
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I said: A fit woman in her 30s
with a nice smile.
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She's 40 and fat.
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- She's 39.
- 39 is not 30s, that's 40.
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I would never swipe right
on a woman like that.
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- I'm sorry you feel that way.
- (LINE DISCONNECTS)
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(LINE BEEPS)
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SOPHIE: I'm so happy.
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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
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You did it, Lucy.
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When you said that he's 47
and only makes 150K a year...
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I almost said no, but I'm
really happy I trusted you.
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I know it's only been one date
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and I need to
manage my expectations...
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but this is probably the best
first date I've ever had!
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Uh, Sophie, so I just got off
the phone with him.
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And he loved meeting you,
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he had a great time...
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But he doesn't feel like
the chemistry
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is there for him at this time.
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So.
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Onward and upward.
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He doesn't want a second date?
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No.
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He's balding. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
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How fucking dare he?
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LUCY: Dating is a risk.
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You took a risk. It's brave.
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SOPHIE: Why did you set me up
with someone like that?
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He checked a lot of our boxes...
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and you checked a lot of his.
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So, onwards and upwards.
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Let's talk about
your next match.
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I have an amazing guy for you.
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His name is Mark, he's a doctor,
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he's very handsome...
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he has a full head of hair,
he's 48.
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SOPHIE: That's almost 50.
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He looks great for 48.
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He's very fit.
He looks like he's 40.
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- How tall?
- 5'11".
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Is he actually 5'11" or is he
actually 5'9" and is lying?
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What's a couple of inches?
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SOPHIE: I don't want
to waste my time.
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I am not asking for a miracle.
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I'm just asking
for the bare minimum.
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I'm trying to settle.
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LUCY: Sophie.
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I know how it feels right now.
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But I promise you...
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you're going to marry
the love of your life.
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SOPHIE: I don't believe you.
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That's okay.
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I believe it.
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(HORNS HONKING IN DISTANCE)
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Girl of the hour!
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Tonight, we're all gathered
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to celebrate
the most talented Lucy.
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One hell of a matchmaker
with razor-sharp instincts...
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and an eagle eye for chemistry
because this weekend...
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her client Charlotte B.
Is getting married!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Charlotte B.
Is marrying Peter C.
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The Prince Charming
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Lucy matched her with
20 months ago.
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How many marriages are you
responsible for now, Lucy?
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Nine.
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(CHANTING) Lucy! Lucy! Lucy!
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Lucy, do a speech!
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(CHANTING) Speech! Speech!
Speech! Speech!
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Okay.
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My speech is...
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that if the girl asks for
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a 6-foot-tall drink of water...
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in his 40s with a salary
over 500 grand
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and a... good hairline...
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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You deliver.
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(ALL CHEERING)
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How did it go
with Sophie L. Today?
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It took our membership team
an hour to get her to renew.
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Hopeless.
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I'm afraid there's not
a single man in New York City
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that'll date this girl.
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What seems to be the issue?
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That's the thing. There is
nothing wrong with her.
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She's okay attractive...
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okay money, okay educated,
okay personality.
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There's just not
a standout quality.
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She's not competitive
in the mainstream market...
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and there is
no niche market for her.
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Exactly.
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And if there's
no specialty appeal...
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then there's no place
for her in any market.
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That is tough.
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And she's my
favorite client right now.
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I mean, she's entitled
like everyone,
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but she's sweet...
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and she's realistic,
she's not crazy.
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She's a nice girl.
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There's got to be
a guy out there
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who just wants a nice girl.
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What about Mark P.?
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He's okay.
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LUCY: I pitched him
to her already.
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She's afraid
he's not actually 5'11".
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And I'm like,
can we please not worry
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about a couple inches right now?
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Because you're
about to die alone.
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(CHUCKLES)
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You know
there's a surgery for that.
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For dying alone?
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For getting taller.
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Up to six inches.
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You break your legs, and...
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extend it,
let the bone heal itself.
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That's a game changer.
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It costs like 200K.
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Six inches can double
a man's value in the market.
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If you can afford it,
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it's definitely
worth the investment.
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What's the saying?
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"You're not ugly,
you just don't have money."
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LUCY: Right.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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Do you have a dress
picked out for the wedding?
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Yes.
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Are you going alone?
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Mm-hmm.
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Lucy M.:
The Eternal Bachelorette.
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A voluntary celibate.
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Do you want me to set you up
with someone?
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No, I'm gonna die alone.
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Or get a rich husband.
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Same thing.
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(LUCY CHUCKLES)
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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
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HARRY: Hi, Charles.
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Good to see you. (KISSES)
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You look beautiful.
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Oh, my God,
look how big they are.
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Mom.
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Congratulations.
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Nice to see you.
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You look beautiful.
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Nice to see you again.
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Hi, Henry. Hi.
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PATRICIA: I have been
saying to everyone
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that Peter and Char
are my couple goals...
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and I need to find my own Peter
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and you're responsible?
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Well, I'm how Charlotte
and Peter met, okay?
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But it's up to the client
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to build a strong enough
relationship...
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that leads to marriage.
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But how did you know that
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Peter would be
the perfect guy for Char?
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JAIME: Well, she can't tell,
it's her industry secret.
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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
There are no industry secrets.
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We can always
meet our life partner
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out in the wild
or swiping on apps.
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But the happy ending
to a first date...
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is not the second date.
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It's changing
each other's diapers
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and burying each other.
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You're looking for
a nursing home partner
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and a grave buddy.
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Who our partner is...
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it determines our whole life...
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and how we live.
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Not for one, two,
ten years, but...
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forever.
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Oh, my God. (CHUCKLES)
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I need you so badly.
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Yeah, I'm desperate.
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Can I give you my card?
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Of course.
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I'm going through a divorce,
but once it's over...
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I would really, really like
to give you a call.
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I'm so sorry to hear that.
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Lucy. She needs you.
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Excuse me.
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(FOOTSTEPS THUMPING IN UNISON)
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I just need five minutes
alone with her.
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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- Hi, Charlotte.
- Hey, Lucy.
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LUCY: How're you holding up?
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Not good. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
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What's going on?
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(CHARLOTTE SNIFFLES)
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What's going on...
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is that I am a modern woman.
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Like, I could've been anything.
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Anything.
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But I chose to become...
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a bride.
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I chose this.
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It's not like
I'm getting married
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because I need to forge a...
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relationship
between two kingdoms.
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It's not like my family
needs a cow. (LAUGHS)
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I chose this.
I chose to marry a man.
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LUCY: Charlotte.
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Marriage is a business deal.
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And it always has been
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since the very first time
two people did it.
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You can always walk away
if the deal isn't good.
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And as the person
who introduced you to Peter,
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I will walk
right out of here with you.
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So tell me: Do you not want
to get married today?
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I have to.
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- LUCY: Why?
- Bec... (SCOFFS)
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My parents spent
so much money on this wedding.
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We spent hundreds
of thousands of dollars...
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on this wedding just so that
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I could feel like
a fucking woman.
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LUCY: Why do you really,
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in the darkest,
ugliest part of yourself,
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want to marry Peter?
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(CHARLOTTE SIGHS)
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And I promise you...
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I have heard every reason
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why a person wants
to get married to someone.
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And none of them are shocking
or wrong or crazy to me.
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It will be a secret
between you and me.
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You promise it'll be a secret?
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LUCY: I promise.
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You cannot tell anyone.
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Not a soul. It is so awful.
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LUCY: I will take it
to my grave.
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He makes my sister jealous.
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She's never said that,
but I know it's true.
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She thinks he's better
than her husband.
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She thinks he's...
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got a better job,
that he's better-looking.
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00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:00,243
Taller.
265
00:18:01,739 --> 00:18:03,246
And...
266
00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:08,086
that makes me feel...
267
00:18:08,581 --> 00:18:10,087
(SNIFFLES)
268
00:18:10,088 --> 00:18:12,255
like I've won.
269
00:18:14,257 --> 00:18:15,720
(SOBBING)
270
00:18:18,261 --> 00:18:21,231
So this is about value.
271
00:18:24,465 --> 00:18:27,468
Peter makes you feel valuable.
272
00:18:30,603 --> 00:18:32,176
(CHUCKLES)
273
00:18:32,770 --> 00:18:34,772
Yeah, he does.
274
00:18:35,509 --> 00:18:37,478
He really does.
275
00:18:38,446 --> 00:18:41,449
Does that make you
want to marry him?
276
00:18:42,549 --> 00:18:44,188
(CHUCKLES)
277
00:18:47,191 --> 00:18:49,226
(CHUCKLES, SNIFFLES)
278
00:18:49,820 --> 00:18:50,820
(APPLAUSE)
279
00:18:50,821 --> 00:18:53,692
(ALL CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
280
00:19:01,172 --> 00:19:04,703
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
281
00:19:30,201 --> 00:19:31,499
Hey.
282
00:19:31,862 --> 00:19:33,467
I'm Harry.
283
00:19:33,468 --> 00:19:34,766
Lucy.
284
00:19:35,173 --> 00:19:37,241
You're the matchmaker.
285
00:19:37,769 --> 00:19:39,275
You're the brother.
286
00:19:39,276 --> 00:19:41,937
What are you doing
at the singles table?
287
00:19:41,938 --> 00:19:45,347
My mother wants me to marry.
288
00:19:45,348 --> 00:19:46,744
I can help you with that.
289
00:19:46,745 --> 00:19:48,581
I saw you recruiting earlier.
290
00:19:48,582 --> 00:19:51,353
A wedding like this
must be a gold mine.
291
00:19:51,354 --> 00:19:54,719
There's a lot of opportunity
here for our company.
292
00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:55,786
Your sales pitch is perfect
293
00:19:55,787 --> 00:19:57,953
because you make it feel
like it's their idea.
294
00:19:57,954 --> 00:20:00,296
It's not like you're telling
people they need you,
295
00:20:00,297 --> 00:20:02,496
nobody wants to hear that.
296
00:20:02,497 --> 00:20:03,365
If they need you,
297
00:20:03,366 --> 00:20:05,797
then something
is wrong with them.
298
00:20:06,237 --> 00:20:07,336
Instead...
299
00:20:07,337 --> 00:20:08,865
you're saying: "You could
do this on your own"
300
00:20:08,866 --> 00:20:12,705
"but if you're lucky enough
to be able to afford me,"
301
00:20:13,970 --> 00:20:15,576
"why not?"
302
00:20:16,775 --> 00:20:17,973
You're a luxury good.
303
00:20:17,974 --> 00:20:19,777
Then they really do
feel like they need you...
304
00:20:19,778 --> 00:20:23,253
just like they need every
other luxury in their lives.
305
00:20:23,254 --> 00:20:24,914
Once you get
your first $400 haircut,
306
00:20:24,915 --> 00:20:28,391
you can't go back
to Supercuts, can you?
307
00:20:29,326 --> 00:20:29,919
It's easy.
308
00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:32,692
No. You're just really good.
309
00:20:35,596 --> 00:20:37,268
What's it like?
310
00:20:37,763 --> 00:20:38,730
What's what like?
311
00:20:38,731 --> 00:20:40,799
Being a matchmaker.
312
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:44,538
It's like working at the morgue,
313
00:20:44,539 --> 00:20:46,640
or an insurance company.
314
00:20:47,938 --> 00:20:50,248
(CHUCKLES) In what way?
315
00:20:51,447 --> 00:20:55,714
6'2 ", 5'6". Skinny, fit, fat.
316
00:20:55,715 --> 00:20:56,880
White, Black, Asian.
317
00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:58,915
- Doctor, lawyer, banker.
- (CHUCKLES)
318
00:20:58,916 --> 00:21:02,325
100 grand, 200 grand, 300 grand.
319
00:21:02,326 --> 00:21:04,327
Smoker, non-smoker.
320
00:21:04,328 --> 00:21:06,824
But you must know
a lot about love.
321
00:21:06,825 --> 00:21:08,761
I know about dating.
322
00:21:08,860 --> 00:21:10,895
What's the difference?
323
00:21:12,699 --> 00:21:15,635
Dating takes a lot of effort.
324
00:21:15,636 --> 00:21:17,703
A lot of trial and error.
325
00:21:17,704 --> 00:21:20,938
A ton of risk and pain.
326
00:21:23,545 --> 00:21:25,415
Love is easy.
327
00:21:25,778 --> 00:21:27,009
Is it?
328
00:21:27,010 --> 00:21:31,047
I find it to be the most
difficult thing in the world.
329
00:21:31,454 --> 00:21:34,655
That's because we can't help it.
330
00:21:34,886 --> 00:21:38,725
It just walks
into our lives sometimes.
331
00:21:39,891 --> 00:21:41,661
Are you hitting on me?
332
00:21:41,662 --> 00:21:43,597
- Definitely not.
- (CHUCKLES)
333
00:21:43,598 --> 00:21:45,335
But I do think that you would be
334
00:21:45,336 --> 00:21:47,865
a great match
for a lot of our clients.
335
00:21:47,866 --> 00:21:50,472
We need more straight men
in New York City.
336
00:21:50,473 --> 00:21:53,772
You look about six feet tall.
How much money do you make?
337
00:21:53,773 --> 00:21:55,543
Just straight up like that?
338
00:21:55,544 --> 00:21:59,679
I make 80 grand a year
before taxes.
339
00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:02,352
Do you make
more or less than that?
340
00:22:02,353 --> 00:22:03,651
More.
341
00:22:04,982 --> 00:22:06,620
I know.
342
00:22:06,621 --> 00:22:08,458
Finance, right?
343
00:22:10,559 --> 00:22:12,528
Private equity.
344
00:22:13,661 --> 00:22:14,760
Do you want a drink?
345
00:22:14,761 --> 00:22:16,894
- Sure.
- What do you want?
346
00:22:16,895 --> 00:22:19,733
- Coke and beer.
- (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
347
00:22:21,438 --> 00:22:22,802
(THUDS)
348
00:22:25,673 --> 00:22:27,103
Hey, buddy.
349
00:22:27,576 --> 00:22:29,413
Hi, John.
350
00:22:37,850 --> 00:22:43,118
Working now, obviously,
but talk after dinner service?
351
00:22:43,119 --> 00:22:44,394
Yeah.
352
00:22:44,395 --> 00:22:45,693
Okay.
353
00:22:47,794 --> 00:22:50,664
HARRY'S FATHER:
Love is the last religion...
354
00:22:50,665 --> 00:22:56,703
the last country,
the last surviving ideology.
355
00:22:56,704 --> 00:23:01,445
So what else really
is there to believe in?
356
00:23:02,941 --> 00:23:05,074
When you get lost...
357
00:23:05,075 --> 00:23:08,914
and I know
you'll be lost at times...
358
00:23:09,420 --> 00:23:10,949
it's life.
359
00:23:12,115 --> 00:23:14,458
When you're lost...
360
00:23:14,590 --> 00:23:17,087
the answer is simple.
361
00:23:17,659 --> 00:23:20,662
Just go where love is.
362
00:23:21,828 --> 00:23:24,996
Just go where love is.
363
00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:28,406
(APPLAUSE)
364
00:23:32,168 --> 00:23:34,808
ALL: ♪ Touching hands ♪
365
00:23:36,073 --> 00:23:38,911
♪ Reaching out ♪
366
00:23:39,109 --> 00:23:46,424
♪ Touching me, touching you ♪
367
00:23:46,853 --> 00:23:49,723
♪ Sweet Caroline ♪
368
00:23:49,724 --> 00:23:50,922
♪ Bah, bah, bah ♪
369
00:23:50,923 --> 00:23:54,596
♪ Good times
never seemed so good ♪
370
00:23:54,597 --> 00:23:58,634
♪ So good! So good! So good! ♪
371
00:23:59,030 --> 00:24:01,439
(HORNS, SIRENS IN DISTANCE)
372
00:24:12,714 --> 00:24:13,747
Hi.
373
00:24:13,748 --> 00:24:15,046
Hey.
374
00:24:38,168 --> 00:24:41,743
So, what made them perfect
for each other?
375
00:24:42,843 --> 00:24:46,242
LUCY: Similar
economic background.
376
00:24:46,781 --> 00:24:48,518
Politically aligned.
377
00:24:48,519 --> 00:24:52,116
Well-matched
in their attractiveness.
378
00:24:53,117 --> 00:24:54,986
Similar upbringing.
379
00:24:54,987 --> 00:24:56,218
Similar upbringing?
380
00:24:56,219 --> 00:24:59,254
They both come
from big happy families.
381
00:24:59,255 --> 00:25:00,189
(SCOFFS)
382
00:25:00,190 --> 00:25:02,830
"Big happy families."
383
00:25:02,995 --> 00:25:04,260
Yes.
384
00:25:04,601 --> 00:25:06,933
I'll believe it when I see it.
385
00:25:07,065 --> 00:25:09,869
The perception of
a "big happy family"...
386
00:25:09,870 --> 00:25:14,105
is all you need to have
a "big happy family."
387
00:25:14,842 --> 00:25:17,911
That's all it takes
to be soulmates?
388
00:25:18,945 --> 00:25:20,650
Basically.
389
00:25:23,917 --> 00:25:25,214
Poor...
390
00:25:25,215 --> 00:25:27,525
voted for Bernie...
391
00:25:27,657 --> 00:25:29,560
shitty family.
392
00:25:29,923 --> 00:25:31,892
Are we soulmates?
393
00:25:32,959 --> 00:25:34,290
Probably.
394
00:25:44,234 --> 00:25:46,004
How's acting going?
395
00:25:46,005 --> 00:25:49,041
How does it look like
it's going?
396
00:25:50,042 --> 00:25:50,910
Sorry.
397
00:25:50,911 --> 00:25:53,847
No, don't be,
I'm just being a dick.
398
00:25:53,848 --> 00:25:57,653
I'm giving you a hard time
because I'm embarrassed.
399
00:25:57,654 --> 00:25:59,589
LUCY: What are you
embarrassed about?
400
00:25:59,590 --> 00:26:01,592
Having a job?
401
00:26:03,121 --> 00:26:04,991
I'm in a play.
402
00:26:05,288 --> 00:26:07,630
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
403
00:26:07,631 --> 00:26:08,829
It's not for a while.
404
00:26:08,830 --> 00:26:11,964
I'm just doing jobs like this
to try and save some cash...
405
00:26:11,965 --> 00:26:14,231
before rehearsal starts.
406
00:26:25,715 --> 00:26:29,180
Definitely didn't expect
to run into you tonight.
407
00:26:33,756 --> 00:26:35,725
I missed you.
408
00:26:36,627 --> 00:26:37,990
JOHN: Yeah.
409
00:26:37,991 --> 00:26:41,159
You don't even remember my face.
410
00:26:56,042 --> 00:26:57,779
LUCY: Got it.
411
00:26:57,780 --> 00:27:00,112
(CHUCKLES) Your turn.
412
00:27:11,728 --> 00:27:13,664
You seeing anyone?
413
00:27:17,063 --> 00:27:20,132
You saw me at the singles table.
414
00:27:42,825 --> 00:27:45,189
(VEHICLE PASSING BY)
415
00:27:45,190 --> 00:27:47,126
I missed you too.
416
00:27:51,900 --> 00:27:53,264
(SIGHS)
417
00:27:58,005 --> 00:28:02,944
Can I give you a ride home
after I'm done finishing up?
418
00:28:03,109 --> 00:28:05,045
I have my car here.
419
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:08,443
Yeah.
420
00:28:08,444 --> 00:28:10,787
We should catch up.
421
00:28:15,924 --> 00:28:19,389
(SLOW DOO-WOP MUSIC PLAYING)
422
00:28:41,818 --> 00:28:43,446
Mommy, mommy.
423
00:28:47,054 --> 00:28:49,022
Giving me your number?
424
00:28:49,023 --> 00:28:50,287
Recruitment.
425
00:28:50,288 --> 00:28:51,288
Worked for your brother,
426
00:28:51,289 --> 00:28:53,962
so I think it will work for you.
427
00:28:54,897 --> 00:28:57,900
I'll call you
if you dance with me.
428
00:29:09,175 --> 00:29:11,144
I'm going to call you.
429
00:29:11,309 --> 00:29:13,377
But not to hire you.
430
00:29:14,477 --> 00:29:18,051
I'm probably not someone
you want to date.
431
00:29:18,052 --> 00:29:18,513
Why not?
432
00:29:18,514 --> 00:29:23,057
Because the next person
I date, I'm gonna marry.
433
00:29:24,223 --> 00:29:25,190
So what kind of a person
434
00:29:25,191 --> 00:29:27,896
does a matchmaker want to marry?
435
00:29:27,897 --> 00:29:32,428
Well, my non-negotiables
are that they're rich.
436
00:29:32,429 --> 00:29:38,071
My nice-to-have is that
they're mind-numbingly...
437
00:29:38,072 --> 00:29:40,272
absurdly...
438
00:29:40,811 --> 00:29:42,538
achingly...
439
00:29:42,912 --> 00:29:44,243
rich.
440
00:29:45,442 --> 00:29:48,411
- Are you hitting on me?
- (LUCY LAUGHS)
441
00:29:48,412 --> 00:29:50,546
(HARRY CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
442
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:53,956
(SLOW DOO-WOP MUSIC CONTINUING)
443
00:30:05,297 --> 00:30:07,266
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
444
00:30:08,938 --> 00:30:10,367
We have the penthouse
at the Ritz
445
00:30:10,368 --> 00:30:13,305
for the afterparty,
if you want to come.
446
00:30:13,503 --> 00:30:15,504
Maybe next time.
447
00:30:15,505 --> 00:30:18,849
Can my driver
drop you somewhere?
448
00:30:19,047 --> 00:30:20,917
I have a ride.
449
00:30:29,453 --> 00:30:32,423
(PUNK ROCK MUSIC PLAYING
ON RADIO)
450
00:30:33,226 --> 00:30:34,931
Remember this one?
451
00:30:36,933 --> 00:30:38,198
Yep.
452
00:30:45,073 --> 00:30:47,536
You still live
in the same place?
453
00:30:47,537 --> 00:30:48,471
JOHN: Yep.
454
00:30:48,472 --> 00:30:50,275
Rent's still $850.
455
00:30:50,276 --> 00:30:52,178
No fucking way.
456
00:30:52,179 --> 00:30:54,181
It's falling apart.
457
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:56,447
I never get hot water.
458
00:30:57,283 --> 00:30:59,956
LUCY: How are your roommates?
459
00:31:00,352 --> 00:31:02,518
David moved in
with his fiancee...
460
00:31:02,519 --> 00:31:05,224
and I think Logan is developing
461
00:31:05,225 --> 00:31:06,522
a drinking problem.
462
00:31:06,523 --> 00:31:08,425
LUCY: David is engaged?
463
00:31:08,426 --> 00:31:09,426
Yeah.
464
00:31:09,427 --> 00:31:11,428
LUCY: To the TikTok girl?
465
00:31:11,429 --> 00:31:12,297
Yep.
466
00:31:12,298 --> 00:31:15,268
She does OnlyFans now too.
467
00:31:15,906 --> 00:31:17,434
Good for him.
468
00:31:17,435 --> 00:31:18,204
JOHN: Is it?
469
00:31:18,205 --> 00:31:22,571
"He's a 5'7" depressed novelist
who's never been published.
470
00:31:22,572 --> 00:31:24,640
He couldn't do better.
471
00:31:30,184 --> 00:31:32,285
It's that simple, huh?
472
00:31:33,418 --> 00:31:35,354
It's just math.
473
00:31:39,325 --> 00:31:41,459
What are you thinking about?
474
00:31:42,592 --> 00:31:45,298
It smells the same.
475
00:31:45,595 --> 00:31:47,531
JOHN: What, my car?
476
00:31:49,170 --> 00:31:50,501
Mm-hmm.
477
00:31:53,339 --> 00:31:55,637
- Look, there!
- I'm not going to pay $25
478
00:31:55,638 --> 00:31:57,672
to park this piece of shit
for an hour.
479
00:31:57,673 --> 00:31:59,179
That's the cheapest
we'll ever get.
480
00:31:59,180 --> 00:32:00,675
We'll find street parking
on the next block.
481
00:32:00,676 --> 00:32:03,381
John, it's been 20 minutes.
I'll just pay for it.
482
00:32:03,382 --> 00:32:04,250
You're not paying.
483
00:32:04,251 --> 00:32:06,219
- We're going to have to...
- These fucking people...
484
00:32:06,220 --> 00:32:07,253
forfeit the reservation
485
00:32:07,254 --> 00:32:08,518
if we're more than
15 minutes late
486
00:32:08,519 --> 00:32:10,388
and then they charge us
a cancellation fee of
487
00:32:10,389 --> 00:32:11,290
$25 per person.
488
00:32:11,291 --> 00:32:12,654
Wait, are you fucking serious?
489
00:32:12,655 --> 00:32:13,930
I told you this like 10 times.
490
00:32:13,931 --> 00:32:15,195
That's extortion.
Why would you make
491
00:32:15,196 --> 00:32:16,493
a reservation
at such a criminal place?
492
00:32:16,494 --> 00:32:17,967
We agreed to go
to nice restaurants
493
00:32:17,968 --> 00:32:18,935
on our anniversary.
494
00:32:18,936 --> 00:32:20,596
Oh, there's no "nice" places
in New York City that won't...
495
00:32:20,597 --> 00:32:22,664
charge you 50 bucks if you're
a couple minutes late?
496
00:32:22,665 --> 00:32:24,006
Why did we even bring the car?
497
00:32:24,007 --> 00:32:26,107
Yes, it's my fault,
my rehearsal ran long.
498
00:32:26,108 --> 00:32:27,570
- You made your point.
- We could've called a car.
499
00:32:27,571 --> 00:32:29,946
So we could spend $50
to get into the city...
500
00:32:29,947 --> 00:32:31,310
and then another $200
at the restaurant?
501
00:32:31,311 --> 00:32:34,610
Why do you have a car
if you can't pay for it, John?
502
00:32:34,611 --> 00:32:35,545
Look, right there.
503
00:32:35,546 --> 00:32:38,482
$20 for 40 minutes?
What the fuck is this math?
504
00:32:38,483 --> 00:32:40,121
I don't want
to fight about money
505
00:32:40,122 --> 00:32:42,156
with my boyfriend
on our anniversary.
506
00:32:42,157 --> 00:32:43,553
It makes me feel
like my parents.
507
00:32:43,554 --> 00:32:44,653
JOHN: I'm sorry, okay?
508
00:32:44,654 --> 00:32:47,194
We'll park at the next garage
we see.
509
00:32:47,195 --> 00:32:48,525
What are you doing?
510
00:32:48,526 --> 00:32:49,526
Lucy.
511
00:32:49,527 --> 00:32:51,430
Where the fuck are you going?
512
00:32:51,661 --> 00:32:54,036
Hey, I'm sorry, all right?
I'm sorry.
513
00:32:54,037 --> 00:32:58,139
I don't have any money,
and I forgot.
514
00:32:58,140 --> 00:33:01,076
What? What did you forget?
That you love me?
515
00:33:01,077 --> 00:33:03,243
Will you please get back
in the car? Please?
516
00:33:03,244 --> 00:33:05,674
I don't want to hate you
because you're poor...
517
00:33:05,675 --> 00:33:08,743
but right now I do,
and it makes me hate myself.
518
00:33:08,744 --> 00:33:12,285
Do you know how hard it is
to make you happy?
519
00:33:12,286 --> 00:33:15,684
And I want you to be happy.
I'm trying. I really am.
520
00:33:15,685 --> 00:33:19,721
I know. And it's almost enough
to make me happy.
521
00:33:19,722 --> 00:33:20,557
(HORNS BLARING)
522
00:33:20,558 --> 00:33:25,001
I wish that I didn't care
if we ate from a halal cart...
523
00:33:25,002 --> 00:33:27,498
on our five-year anniversary,
but I do.
524
00:33:27,499 --> 00:33:33,042
And however much you hate me,
I promise, I hate myself more.
525
00:33:33,043 --> 00:33:34,241
I don't hate you.
526
00:33:34,242 --> 00:33:35,573
You do.
527
00:33:35,738 --> 00:33:39,082
And it's not because
we're not in love.
528
00:33:39,709 --> 00:33:42,019
It's because we're broke.
529
00:33:43,152 --> 00:33:45,715
(ENGINE IDLING LOUDLY)
530
00:33:48,718 --> 00:33:51,457
(ENGINE SCREECHES)
531
00:34:06,208 --> 00:34:07,572
(DOOR OPENS)
532
00:34:11,279 --> 00:34:12,709
(DOOR CLOSES)
533
00:34:16,746 --> 00:34:18,583
You want to come up?
534
00:34:24,292 --> 00:34:25,557
Yes.
535
00:34:27,592 --> 00:34:29,231
But I shouldn't.
536
00:34:33,829 --> 00:34:35,765
Thanks for the ride.
537
00:34:38,108 --> 00:34:39,538
JOHN: Anytime.
538
00:34:44,114 --> 00:34:46,611
Invite me to your play.
539
00:34:47,117 --> 00:34:48,448
I will.
540
00:34:51,583 --> 00:34:53,222
(DOOR CREAKS)
541
00:34:53,453 --> 00:34:56,324
(ENGINE STARTS, SCREECHING)
542
00:35:05,300 --> 00:35:06,399
I'm just giving you feedback
543
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:07,763
so you can
improve your performance...
544
00:35:07,764 --> 00:35:09,336
and I can start
getting better matches.
545
00:35:09,337 --> 00:35:11,371
I want to meet someone
who is a combination of all
546
00:35:11,372 --> 00:35:14,506
the different awesome parts
of the last four matches.
547
00:35:14,507 --> 00:35:17,344
Sophie's job
and education level,
548
00:35:17,345 --> 00:35:19,775
Emily's body and lifestyle,
549
00:35:19,776 --> 00:35:22,811
Piper's face
and sense of style...
550
00:35:22,812 --> 00:35:27,222
and Jane's hobbies
and taste in TV shows.
551
00:35:27,223 --> 00:35:30,885
Easy,
since I'm Dr. Frankenstein.
552
00:35:30,886 --> 00:35:32,591
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
553
00:35:33,724 --> 00:35:34,856
I'm turning 48 in a few months
554
00:35:34,857 --> 00:35:38,530
and I think I need
to meet someone more grown.
555
00:35:38,531 --> 00:35:39,465
Someone I can talk to,
556
00:35:39,466 --> 00:35:42,699
just a proper woman
who knows good music...
557
00:35:42,700 --> 00:35:46,340
has seen old movies,
things like that.
558
00:35:46,341 --> 00:35:49,310
My last couple girlfriends
were 21 and 24...
559
00:35:49,311 --> 00:35:52,412
and they were honestly
kind of immature.
560
00:35:52,413 --> 00:35:54,348
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
I can imagine it might be
561
00:35:54,349 --> 00:35:58,748
a little hard to relate
to girls born in the 2000s.
562
00:35:58,749 --> 00:36:01,223
I have a really special client,
563
00:36:01,224 --> 00:36:02,257
her name is Sophie...
564
00:36:02,258 --> 00:36:05,921
she's a highly
accomplished lawyer, she's 39.
565
00:36:06,625 --> 00:36:08,495
Um...
566
00:36:08,726 --> 00:36:12,399
I wasn't really thinking 30s.
567
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:13,796
LUCY: So when you said older...
568
00:36:13,797 --> 00:36:16,536
I meant more like 27, 28.
569
00:36:16,668 --> 00:36:17,437
LUCY: Ah.
570
00:36:17,438 --> 00:36:19,604
It gets really intense
and complicated
571
00:36:19,605 --> 00:36:20,473
with women in their 30s.
572
00:36:20,474 --> 00:36:22,277
They have
really high expectations
573
00:36:22,278 --> 00:36:24,477
and they tend to rush things
because I guess,
574
00:36:24,478 --> 00:36:27,481
their biological clock's
ticking.
575
00:36:27,745 --> 00:36:31,682
I have another really
beautiful client, she's 31...
576
00:36:31,683 --> 00:36:32,915
Uh.
577
00:36:33,949 --> 00:36:35,356
No.
578
00:36:35,357 --> 00:36:38,525
Someone... 27.
579
00:36:38,888 --> 00:36:40,427
Even 29 is pushing it.
580
00:36:40,428 --> 00:36:42,297
Trust me... it's the best thing
for everyone.
581
00:36:42,298 --> 00:36:44,200
I genuinely get along
much better
582
00:36:44,201 --> 00:36:45,862
with girls in their 20s.
583
00:36:46,599 --> 00:36:49,634
I don't care what she's like
or how she lives...
584
00:36:49,635 --> 00:36:52,340
I just care that
she's my type physically.
585
00:36:52,341 --> 00:36:54,969
LUCY: What's
your type physically?
586
00:36:54,970 --> 00:36:56,411
Fit.
587
00:36:56,576 --> 00:36:58,248
LUCY: Just fit?
588
00:36:58,347 --> 00:37:01,317
Fit. Nothing over 20 BMI.
589
00:37:01,614 --> 00:37:03,286
Okay.
590
00:37:05,387 --> 00:37:08,884
Thank you for agreeing
to come on a date with me.
591
00:37:08,885 --> 00:37:10,325
LUCY: Well, I only
said yes to this
592
00:37:10,326 --> 00:37:11,491
so you'd realize you're wrong...
593
00:37:11,492 --> 00:37:12,954
and you're not actually
interested in me.
594
00:37:12,955 --> 00:37:15,396
HARRY: My instincts
are usually right.
595
00:37:15,397 --> 00:37:16,661
You think that you're more right
596
00:37:16,662 --> 00:37:17,893
about this than a professional?
597
00:37:17,894 --> 00:37:21,567
Oh, sure, you're the expert,
but I trust my gut.
598
00:37:21,568 --> 00:37:24,636
LUCY: Okay. We'll see.
599
00:37:24,637 --> 00:37:27,244
You look really good today.
600
00:37:31,611 --> 00:37:32,413
Thanks.
601
00:37:32,414 --> 00:37:34,283
LUCY: How many drinks per week?
602
00:37:34,284 --> 00:37:39,783
Depends, but like, 8? 10?
Work makes it hard not to.
603
00:37:39,784 --> 00:37:42,721
- Do you do drugs?
- Never.
604
00:37:43,689 --> 00:37:45,789
I do pot at parties.
605
00:37:45,790 --> 00:37:46,922
Me too.
606
00:37:46,923 --> 00:37:49,299
So not never.
607
00:37:49,893 --> 00:37:50,959
Hmm.
608
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:54,502
What do you think is your
best physical feature?
609
00:37:55,569 --> 00:37:57,472
My eyes aren't bad.
610
00:38:04,743 --> 00:38:07,778
How did you end up doing
what you do?
611
00:38:07,779 --> 00:38:10,044
Both my parents
work in finance...
612
00:38:10,045 --> 00:38:11,012
and so does my brother,
613
00:38:11,013 --> 00:38:12,486
so I just kind of
ended up doing it.
614
00:38:12,487 --> 00:38:15,391
And we all work for
the firm my mother started.
615
00:38:15,985 --> 00:38:19,724
- It's a family business.
- Yeah, it's boring.
616
00:38:19,725 --> 00:38:20,362
Mm.
617
00:38:20,363 --> 00:38:22,992
How did you get into
doing what you do?
618
00:38:24,466 --> 00:38:28,898
It was the... first
and (CHUCKLES) only thing
619
00:38:28,899 --> 00:38:30,769
I was really good at.
620
00:38:31,407 --> 00:38:33,474
HARRY: What else do you want
to know about me?
621
00:38:33,475 --> 00:38:34,970
I bet your parents never raised
622
00:38:34,971 --> 00:38:37,413
their voices at each other.
623
00:38:37,743 --> 00:38:38,776
I think almost never.
624
00:38:38,777 --> 00:38:41,516
Maybe they were
secretly fighting.
625
00:38:42,385 --> 00:38:44,948
Did they ever fight about money?
626
00:38:45,586 --> 00:38:46,851
No.
627
00:38:47,489 --> 00:38:48,886
Makes sense.
628
00:38:49,084 --> 00:38:52,758
I think we emulate the way
our parents fight.
629
00:38:52,890 --> 00:38:53,626
Hmm.
630
00:38:53,627 --> 00:38:55,364
I see couples fighting
in the middle of the street
631
00:38:55,365 --> 00:38:56,662
in New York and I don't get it.
632
00:38:56,663 --> 00:39:00,436
Aren't they embarrassed to do
that in front of people?
633
00:39:01,371 --> 00:39:04,935
I'm the type to fight
in the middle of the street.
634
00:39:05,408 --> 00:39:07,739
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
635
00:39:07,740 --> 00:39:09,610
Have you ever done that?
636
00:39:10,974 --> 00:39:13,041
- Never.
- (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
637
00:39:13,042 --> 00:39:14,779
SOPHIE: Do you think
he will like me?
638
00:39:14,780 --> 00:39:16,044
I think you will
really like him.
639
00:39:16,045 --> 00:39:19,080
- Are you sure?
- Stay open-minded. (LAUGHS)
640
00:39:19,081 --> 00:39:21,555
- I'm so nervous.
- All right.
641
00:39:21,556 --> 00:39:22,457
Okay, text me after
642
00:39:22,458 --> 00:39:23,788
- and I'll call you tomorrow.
- Okay.
643
00:39:23,789 --> 00:39:25,922
- Okay, talk soon, Sophie. Bye.
- Bye.
644
00:39:25,923 --> 00:39:26,857
- Hi.
- Hi.
645
00:39:26,858 --> 00:39:29,630
- Wow. Thank you.
- (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
646
00:39:29,795 --> 00:39:31,467
You're welcome.
647
00:39:32,732 --> 00:39:33,468
You okay?
648
00:39:33,469 --> 00:39:36,537
Yes. My client is going
on a date right now too.
649
00:39:36,538 --> 00:39:37,406
You seem nervous.
650
00:39:37,407 --> 00:39:38,803
I really want her
to like this guy.
651
00:39:38,804 --> 00:39:40,805
She's had, like,
10 bad dates in a row
652
00:39:40,806 --> 00:39:42,477
and I just need to deliver.
653
00:39:42,478 --> 00:39:43,643
Are you feeling guilty that
654
00:39:43,644 --> 00:39:46,383
you're about to go
on a good date?
655
00:39:46,713 --> 00:39:48,483
(LUCY CHUCKLES)
656
00:39:48,484 --> 00:39:50,617
(FAINT INDISTINCT CHATTER)
657
00:39:50,618 --> 00:39:51,816
LUCY: I don't know if I like you
658
00:39:51,817 --> 00:39:55,050
or if I just like the places
you take me to.
659
00:39:55,051 --> 00:39:56,084
You like me?
660
00:39:56,085 --> 00:39:57,789
When did that happen?
661
00:39:57,790 --> 00:40:00,858
I think when I saw the way
you pick up the bill.
662
00:40:00,859 --> 00:40:01,760
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
663
00:40:01,761 --> 00:40:03,993
HARRY: I do it
really well, don't I?
664
00:40:03,994 --> 00:40:05,401
You do.
665
00:40:05,402 --> 00:40:08,130
Just one swift motion.
666
00:40:08,834 --> 00:40:11,066
No hesitation. No fear.
667
00:40:11,067 --> 00:40:15,071
HARRY: Well, I can afford it,
so why would I be scared?
668
00:40:15,577 --> 00:40:17,446
You're investing
a lot in me, huh?
669
00:40:17,447 --> 00:40:20,746
I just want our dates
to be romantic.
670
00:40:20,747 --> 00:40:25,521
How expensive a meal is
makes the date romantic?
671
00:40:25,752 --> 00:40:27,182
Doesn't it?
672
00:40:31,054 --> 00:40:33,462
When we first met...
673
00:40:33,463 --> 00:40:36,663
you said your job makes you
think like a mortician
674
00:40:36,664 --> 00:40:39,700
or an insurance claims adjuster.
675
00:40:39,865 --> 00:40:42,098
How am I as a corpse?
676
00:40:42,868 --> 00:40:44,837
A good corpse.
677
00:40:45,167 --> 00:40:46,904
How about as a payout?
678
00:40:46,905 --> 00:40:48,576
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
679
00:40:48,577 --> 00:40:49,709
Couldn't ask for better.
680
00:40:49,710 --> 00:40:51,943
As a nursing home partner?
681
00:40:53,714 --> 00:40:55,551
A grave buddy?
682
00:41:01,623 --> 00:41:04,087
You can do better than me.
683
00:41:04,626 --> 00:41:05,725
Can I?
684
00:41:05,726 --> 00:41:08,927
You know how to do
the math, don't you?
685
00:41:11,061 --> 00:41:13,194
In my line of work...
686
00:41:13,195 --> 00:41:15,966
I meet hundreds of
highly desirable,
687
00:41:15,967 --> 00:41:16,901
high quality men...
688
00:41:16,902 --> 00:41:22,170
but you are what we call
in my industry "a unicorn."
689
00:41:22,171 --> 00:41:24,645
An impossible fantasy.
690
00:41:24,646 --> 00:41:25,844
Your brother was a unicorn, too.
691
00:41:25,845 --> 00:41:29,584
The reason my clients cannot
lower their expectations...
692
00:41:29,585 --> 00:41:31,784
is because, against all odds,
693
00:41:31,785 --> 00:41:34,050
men like you do actually exist.
694
00:41:34,051 --> 00:41:37,021
Well, I'm sure something
is wrong with me.
695
00:41:38,858 --> 00:41:40,893
You're perfect.
696
00:41:41,663 --> 00:41:43,191
You're smart.
697
00:41:43,192 --> 00:41:46,997
You have ideal income,
ideal education...
698
00:41:46,998 --> 00:41:49,868
ideal lifestyle, ideal height...
699
00:41:49,869 --> 00:41:52,871
you're good-looking,
you have a great body,
700
00:41:52,872 --> 00:41:54,742
you're charming.
701
00:41:55,743 --> 00:41:59,207
You were born rich, raised rich,
702
00:41:59,208 --> 00:42:00,582
you're still rich.
703
00:42:00,583 --> 00:42:03,112
You own a penthouse in Tribeca.
704
00:42:03,113 --> 00:42:05,081
You can take a girl
to a restaurant like this
705
00:42:05,082 --> 00:42:09,888
and it's not even (LAUGHS)
like a special occasion.
706
00:42:09,889 --> 00:42:14,860
You don't have a drug habit
or a call girls habit.
707
00:42:14,861 --> 00:42:17,533
You even know
how to cut your hair,
708
00:42:17,534 --> 00:42:19,293
and how to dress.
709
00:42:19,294 --> 00:42:21,131
You have taste.
710
00:42:21,802 --> 00:42:27,103
You are a 10 out of 10
in every category.
711
00:42:27,104 --> 00:42:28,808
A complete package.
712
00:42:28,809 --> 00:42:33,241
So I don't know why you're
trying to throw it all away
713
00:42:33,242 --> 00:42:34,275
on someone like me.
714
00:42:34,276 --> 00:42:36,685
What's someone like you?
715
00:42:37,015 --> 00:42:39,919
Just a girl who works.
716
00:42:41,118 --> 00:42:43,988
I'm older than the women
you could be dating.
717
00:42:43,989 --> 00:42:47,695
Which means my looks
won't last as long.
718
00:42:47,696 --> 00:42:50,324
And I have fewer years
left to get pregnant.
719
00:42:50,325 --> 00:42:52,634
If you marry a 25-year-old,
720
00:42:52,635 --> 00:42:55,571
then in 10 years
she'll look like me.
721
00:42:55,572 --> 00:42:59,069
If you marry me, in 10 years
I'll look like my mother.
722
00:42:59,070 --> 00:43:01,071
What does your mother look like?
723
00:43:01,072 --> 00:43:03,876
I was born poor, raised poor,
724
00:43:03,877 --> 00:43:06,780
and even though I work,
I have debt.
725
00:43:06,781 --> 00:43:11,181
I'm a college dropout
and a failed actress.
726
00:43:12,215 --> 00:43:14,216
I have no dowry.
727
00:43:14,217 --> 00:43:16,889
If anything,
I have a negative dowry.
728
00:43:16,890 --> 00:43:19,728
Do I look like I need a dowry?
729
00:43:19,926 --> 00:43:23,291
At the end of the day,
the math doesn't add up.
730
00:43:23,292 --> 00:43:28,363
Given your position in the
marketplace and given mine,
731
00:43:28,704 --> 00:43:31,135
I'm not a girl you marry.
732
00:43:31,806 --> 00:43:34,874
I'm a girl that
you go home with once,
733
00:43:34,875 --> 00:43:37,372
and then never call again.
734
00:43:40,650 --> 00:43:41,948
So...
735
00:43:42,146 --> 00:43:45,050
what are you doing with me?
736
00:43:48,350 --> 00:43:49,658
You say you think I'm smart,
737
00:43:49,659 --> 00:43:52,761
but you're talking to me
like I'm a caveman.
738
00:43:54,829 --> 00:43:56,830
I wouldn't date you
if I didn't see value.
739
00:43:56,831 --> 00:43:57,864
I'm not like my brother.
740
00:43:57,865 --> 00:43:59,063
I'm not looking for the nicest,
741
00:43:59,064 --> 00:44:02,331
prettiest rich girl
who likes me back.
742
00:44:05,103 --> 00:44:07,709
I'm looking for someone
who understands the game,
743
00:44:07,710 --> 00:44:09,712
how the world works.
744
00:44:10,372 --> 00:44:13,342
I'm looking for someone
I respect.
745
00:44:13,947 --> 00:44:15,410
And trust.
746
00:44:16,345 --> 00:44:19,150
Someone who knows more than me.
747
00:44:20,690 --> 00:44:22,955
I don't want to date you
for your material assets...
748
00:44:22,956 --> 00:44:24,693
though I think
you're underselling them
749
00:44:24,694 --> 00:44:27,026
by a significant margin.
750
00:44:27,928 --> 00:44:30,128
Material assets are cheap,
751
00:44:30,964 --> 00:44:32,801
they don't last.
752
00:44:33,230 --> 00:44:37,971
I want to be with you
for your intangible assets.
753
00:44:38,268 --> 00:44:39,367
Those are good investments.
754
00:44:39,368 --> 00:44:42,338
They don't degrade.
They only get sharper.
755
00:44:44,010 --> 00:44:46,440
And, besides,
I have enough material assets
756
00:44:46,441 --> 00:44:48,410
for the both of us.
757
00:44:51,721 --> 00:44:52,820
I see a lot of potential here.
758
00:44:52,821 --> 00:44:54,855
I think you and I could make
great partners.
759
00:44:54,856 --> 00:44:56,891
I hope you agree.
760
00:45:02,831 --> 00:45:03,996
As for what I can do for you...
761
00:45:03,997 --> 00:45:05,228
I think I'm the only guy
this rich
762
00:45:05,229 --> 00:45:07,396
you can actually stand.
763
00:45:09,739 --> 00:45:12,235
I don't like you
because you're rich.
764
00:45:12,236 --> 00:45:14,370
Then why do you like me?
765
00:45:17,978 --> 00:45:21,311
Because you make me
feel valuable.
766
00:45:28,318 --> 00:45:30,452
You are valuable.
767
00:45:31,761 --> 00:45:34,489
That's what I'm trying
to tell you.
768
00:45:38,130 --> 00:45:41,496
Do you want to see
each other more seriously?
769
00:45:50,912 --> 00:45:53,882
- (SENSUAL INDIE MUSIC PLAYING)
- (ELEVATOR DINGS)
770
00:46:44,526 --> 00:46:46,264
(HARRY MOANS SOFTLY)
771
00:47:22,872 --> 00:47:24,467
(LUCY LAUGHING)
772
00:47:25,171 --> 00:47:28,108
(PHONE VIBRATING)
773
00:47:34,180 --> 00:47:36,886
- (LINE RINGING)
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
774
00:47:40,087 --> 00:47:41,087
(LINE RINGING)
775
00:47:41,088 --> 00:47:44,024
VOICEMAIL: Hi, you've reached
Lucy from Adore Matchmaking.
776
00:47:44,025 --> 00:47:45,058
Please leave a message
777
00:47:45,059 --> 00:47:46,290
and I'll call you back. Thanks.
778
00:47:46,291 --> 00:47:49,294
- (BEEPS)
- Hey, it's John.
779
00:47:50,064 --> 00:47:52,428
Okay. Just give me a call
when you get this.
780
00:47:52,429 --> 00:47:55,365
Just wanted
to invite you to the play.
781
00:47:55,366 --> 00:47:58,941
We start previews
next week, so...
782
00:48:00,569 --> 00:48:02,571
Okay. Bye.
783
00:48:14,649 --> 00:48:17,454
HARRY: What's your
dream vacation?
784
00:48:21,095 --> 00:48:22,899
Iceland.
785
00:48:24,329 --> 00:48:25,627
Hmm.
786
00:48:27,167 --> 00:48:28,662
(SIGHS SOFTLY)
787
00:48:28,663 --> 00:48:32,007
Would you let me
take you to Iceland?
788
00:48:33,107 --> 00:48:36,538
- I don't even have a passport.
- Well, let's get you one.
789
00:48:36,539 --> 00:48:38,442
(CHUCKLES)
790
00:48:39,344 --> 00:48:41,610
(SIGHING)
791
00:48:47,682 --> 00:48:50,927
(WHISPERING)
How much is this apartment?
792
00:48:51,290 --> 00:48:53,193
Twelve million.
793
00:48:58,594 --> 00:49:00,695
(WHISPERING) Do you like it?
794
00:49:02,532 --> 00:49:04,699
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
795
00:49:07,504 --> 00:49:11,706
- (ALARM RINGING)
- (SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE)
796
00:49:19,021 --> 00:49:21,584
(JOHN GROANS, SIGHS)
797
00:49:40,977 --> 00:49:42,638
- (RUBBER SQUELCHES)
- Oh.
798
00:49:43,606 --> 00:49:46,510
What the fuck?
799
00:49:47,115 --> 00:49:49,249
(SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)
800
00:49:54,518 --> 00:49:55,452
Fuck!
801
00:49:55,453 --> 00:49:57,422
(SQUELCHING)
802
00:50:00,161 --> 00:50:01,326
- (THUDS)
- Hey, motherfucker!
803
00:50:01,327 --> 00:50:04,527
You can't leave your used
condoms on the kitchen floor!
804
00:50:04,528 --> 00:50:05,462
It's unacceptable!
805
00:50:05,463 --> 00:50:06,661
I got kind of drunk last night.
806
00:50:06,662 --> 00:50:08,036
I must've missed the trash can.
807
00:50:08,037 --> 00:50:09,631
Why don't you throw it out
in your own fucking trash can?
808
00:50:09,632 --> 00:50:11,402
I don't want it just
sitting there in the room.
809
00:50:11,403 --> 00:50:14,570
Why don't you want
your own cum in the room?
810
00:50:14,571 --> 00:50:15,505
It's fucking gross.
811
00:50:15,506 --> 00:50:17,210
So we have to deal with it
in the fucking kitchen?
812
00:50:17,211 --> 00:50:19,608
I know it doesn't
make sense, man, I was drunk.
813
00:50:19,609 --> 00:50:21,445
RON: Hey, can you two
stop yelling?
814
00:50:21,446 --> 00:50:22,743
I'm teaching an acting class
on Zoom...
815
00:50:22,744 --> 00:50:26,022
and you're making me
look really unprofessional.
816
00:50:26,187 --> 00:50:27,584
(DOOR SLAMS)
817
00:50:29,388 --> 00:50:30,719
(THUDS)
818
00:50:32,391 --> 00:50:33,755
(SIGHS)
819
00:50:35,592 --> 00:50:38,364
Oh, fuck!
820
00:50:41,532 --> 00:50:43,666
(THUDS LIGHTLY, CREAKS)
821
00:50:46,306 --> 00:50:48,374
(THUDS, CREAKS)
822
00:50:50,442 --> 00:50:52,114
(SIGHS)
823
00:51:03,620 --> 00:51:05,523
(SIGHS)
824
00:51:37,258 --> 00:51:38,159
HARRY: Right.
825
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:41,592
So he's asking for
a valuation in his dreams.
826
00:51:44,199 --> 00:51:46,101
It's inflated.
827
00:51:46,102 --> 00:51:49,533
He's giving us a DCF
based on pure fiction...
828
00:51:49,534 --> 00:51:55,342
on future revenue streams with
blinders for expense growth.
829
00:51:58,114 --> 00:51:59,609
Yeah, he's a bad analyst...
830
00:51:59,610 --> 00:52:03,185
and he's just making
shit up at this point.
831
00:52:08,718 --> 00:52:11,489
He's just saying numbers that
come to his head. Listen...
832
00:52:11,490 --> 00:52:13,887
it's still a good growth
story for our company...
833
00:52:13,888 --> 00:52:15,460
so we're going
to have to continue
834
00:52:15,461 --> 00:52:17,496
playing ball with this guy.
835
00:52:20,532 --> 00:52:22,501
(LINE RINGING)
836
00:52:23,898 --> 00:52:25,867
(LINE RINGING)
837
00:52:26,373 --> 00:52:29,475
VOICEMAIL:
Hi, you've reached Sophie...
838
00:52:29,739 --> 00:52:31,543
(SIGHS)
839
00:52:36,317 --> 00:52:38,319
(LINE RINGING)
840
00:52:39,815 --> 00:52:41,784
(LINE RINGING)
841
00:52:43,423 --> 00:52:45,392
(LINE RINGING)
842
00:52:46,789 --> 00:52:48,725
(LINE RINGING)
843
00:52:49,165 --> 00:52:49,791
MARK: Hello?
844
00:52:49,792 --> 00:52:52,398
Hi, Mark, it's Lucy from Adore.
845
00:52:52,399 --> 00:52:53,300
MARK: Oh, hi.
846
00:52:53,301 --> 00:52:55,335
Hi. So, I just wanted
to get some feedback
847
00:52:55,336 --> 00:52:57,535
on your first date
with my client Sophie.
848
00:52:57,536 --> 00:52:59,537
Actually I haven't gotten
ahold of her yet...
849
00:52:59,538 --> 00:53:00,868
so I don't know
how it went on her end...
850
00:53:00,869 --> 00:53:03,739
but I'm excited to hear
how it went for you.
851
00:53:03,740 --> 00:53:06,940
MARK: It went so well.
She's wonderful.
852
00:53:06,941 --> 00:53:10,284
Like really nice face,
good body,
853
00:53:10,285 --> 00:53:11,582
good job, great energy.
854
00:53:11,583 --> 00:53:16,257
Just all the things I said
I wanted from a match.
855
00:53:16,258 --> 00:53:17,324
Okay.
856
00:53:17,325 --> 00:53:18,754
Okay, I love hearing this.
857
00:53:18,755 --> 00:53:21,295
Um, I'm so glad
you had a good time.
858
00:53:21,296 --> 00:53:23,660
Sophie is really wonderful.
859
00:53:23,661 --> 00:53:24,661
MARK: Yeah, no.
860
00:53:24,662 --> 00:53:26,300
Like the conversation
just flowed.
861
00:53:26,301 --> 00:53:29,468
Uh, we ended up
staying out pretty late.
862
00:53:29,469 --> 00:53:32,769
Cool. So, do you want
to see her again?
863
00:53:33,506 --> 00:53:34,638
MARK: Sure.
864
00:53:34,639 --> 00:53:36,508
Sure. I'm not sure how serious
it's going to be...
865
00:53:36,509 --> 00:53:39,577
but I wouldn't mind seeing
her again, if she's game.
866
00:53:39,578 --> 00:53:42,811
Great. Yeah, of course,
one step at a time.
867
00:53:42,812 --> 00:53:45,616
MARK: All right. Thanks, Lucy.
868
00:53:45,617 --> 00:53:46,617
Great. You have a good day
869
00:53:46,618 --> 00:53:47,915
and I'll reach out
this afternoon...
870
00:53:47,916 --> 00:53:50,721
after I speak with her.
Thanks, Mark.
871
00:53:52,624 --> 00:53:54,263
Thanks, Mark!
872
00:53:54,659 --> 00:53:55,990
(SIGHS)
873
00:53:59,895 --> 00:54:02,535
VOICEMAIL: Hey, it's John.
874
00:54:03,272 --> 00:54:05,603
Okay. Just give me a call
when you get this.
875
00:54:05,604 --> 00:54:07,671
Just wanted to invite you
to the play.
876
00:54:07,672 --> 00:54:10,840
VOICEMAIL: Hi,
you've reached Sophie...
877
00:54:14,514 --> 00:54:15,481
- Hey.
- Hey.
878
00:54:15,482 --> 00:54:18,814
So, uh, Rose was asking
for her client Mia W.
879
00:54:18,815 --> 00:54:21,949
How it's going with
Peter C.'s brother, Harry?
880
00:54:21,950 --> 00:54:23,291
Were you able to recruit him?
881
00:54:23,292 --> 00:54:25,690
Yeah. Uh, actually, um...
882
00:54:26,295 --> 00:54:28,296
I'm dating him.
883
00:54:28,297 --> 00:54:30,793
- You're dating him?
- Yep.
884
00:54:30,794 --> 00:54:33,829
- You know he's a unicorn.
- Mm-hmm.
885
00:54:33,830 --> 00:54:34,632
(CHUCKLES)
886
00:54:34,633 --> 00:54:36,667
You couldn't let him
go on a couple dates
887
00:54:36,668 --> 00:54:38,801
with some of our clients first?
888
00:54:38,802 --> 00:54:39,835
He insisted.
889
00:54:39,836 --> 00:54:42,641
DAISY: (SCOFFS) I'm sure he did.
890
00:54:43,576 --> 00:54:47,811
Hey, Lucy. Can I speak to you
in my office?
891
00:54:53,014 --> 00:54:56,324
Have you spoken with Sophie L.?
892
00:54:56,325 --> 00:54:58,293
Uh, not yet. Just Mark P.
893
00:54:58,294 --> 00:55:02,957
VIOLET: I just hung up
with Sophie's lawyer.
894
00:55:02,958 --> 00:55:04,564
Her lawyer?
895
00:55:04,927 --> 00:55:10,372
Apparently,
she was assaulted on the date.
896
00:55:14,442 --> 00:55:15,773
What?
897
00:55:19,909 --> 00:55:21,481
By Mark P.?
898
00:55:21,482 --> 00:55:22,912
VIOLET: Yes.
899
00:55:24,584 --> 00:55:26,047
Last night?
900
00:55:26,421 --> 00:55:27,751
Are you serious?
901
00:55:27,752 --> 00:55:30,325
She's bringing charges
to the company, not you.
902
00:55:30,326 --> 00:55:32,690
I have a call with the
legal team in two minutes...
903
00:55:32,691 --> 00:55:34,693
and we're going
to figure it out.
904
00:55:34,891 --> 00:55:36,595
I need to speak with her.
905
00:55:36,596 --> 00:55:37,332
Lucy, no.
906
00:55:37,333 --> 00:55:40,368
- Violet, she's my client.
- VIOLET: She's not anymore.
907
00:55:40,369 --> 00:55:42,634
So if Sophie calls,
you must not pick up.
908
00:55:42,635 --> 00:55:46,033
- I can't do nothing.
- VIOLET: Do nothing.
909
00:55:46,034 --> 00:55:47,738
You made the best match
you could
910
00:55:47,739 --> 00:55:49,641
given the information you have.
911
00:55:49,642 --> 00:55:50,972
This particular match
did not work out
912
00:55:50,973 --> 00:55:55,680
but you've been doing amazing
work for Sophie for months.
913
00:55:55,681 --> 00:55:58,848
The match didn't
"not work out," Vi,
914
00:55:58,849 --> 00:56:00,553
she was assaulted.
915
00:56:00,554 --> 00:56:03,556
A matchmaker can't vouch
for how a person is
916
00:56:03,557 --> 00:56:04,524
in an intimate setting
917
00:56:04,525 --> 00:56:07,121
since she's never been
in one with them.
918
00:56:09,827 --> 00:56:13,666
Has something like this
happened before?
919
00:56:14,931 --> 00:56:16,570
Of course.
920
00:56:17,065 --> 00:56:19,441
This is dating.
921
00:56:19,639 --> 00:56:21,101
This happened
to one of my clients
922
00:56:21,102 --> 00:56:23,510
the third year I worked here.
923
00:56:23,511 --> 00:56:27,680
If you do this long enough,
it happens to all of us.
924
00:56:28,879 --> 00:56:30,682
It's a known risk.
925
00:56:30,683 --> 00:56:33,048
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
926
00:56:40,561 --> 00:56:43,157
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
927
00:57:02,451 --> 00:57:04,519
(DOOR CREAKS OPEN)
928
00:57:05,850 --> 00:57:09,183
(CREAKS, CLOSES, LATCHES)
929
00:57:19,127 --> 00:57:21,668
(GASPING)
930
00:57:33,009 --> 00:57:35,814
(BREATH TREMBLING)
931
00:57:44,493 --> 00:57:45,592
Hi, you.
932
00:57:45,593 --> 00:57:46,858
Hi.
933
00:57:47,991 --> 00:57:49,762
Sorry I'm late.
934
00:57:50,895 --> 00:57:52,534
No worries.
935
00:57:52,864 --> 00:57:54,029
Am I dressed nice enough?
936
00:57:54,030 --> 00:57:57,000
You might be dressed too nice.
937
00:57:59,772 --> 00:58:01,872
My mother and father made love.
938
00:58:01,873 --> 00:58:03,742
I was born. I grew up.
939
00:58:03,743 --> 00:58:06,877
I entered this restaurant.
I'm on a date.
940
00:58:06,878 --> 00:58:08,813
A waiter walks up to me
and asks,
941
00:58:08,814 --> 00:58:09,781
"What can I do for you?"
942
00:58:09,782 --> 00:58:11,651
"I don't know.
What can you do for me?"
943
00:58:11,652 --> 00:58:13,114
I order a glass of water.
944
00:58:13,115 --> 00:58:15,050
My mother and father made love.
945
00:58:15,051 --> 00:58:16,755
I was born. I grew up.
946
00:58:16,756 --> 00:58:19,593
I entered this restaurant.
I'm on a date.
947
00:58:19,594 --> 00:58:21,826
The waiter is touching my back.
948
00:58:21,827 --> 00:58:22,662
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
949
00:58:22,663 --> 00:58:25,093
I went to school. I read books.
950
00:58:25,094 --> 00:58:26,226
I wrote book reports.
951
00:58:26,227 --> 00:58:29,097
I went to more school.
I wrote essays.
952
00:58:29,098 --> 00:58:31,066
JOHN: Well,
it's certainly different.
953
00:58:31,067 --> 00:58:32,067
I mean, it's, it's, uh...
954
00:58:32,068 --> 00:58:35,841
It's been a good experience.
I feel really lucky.
955
00:58:36,875 --> 00:58:38,205
Listen, it was great
to meet you guys.
956
00:58:38,206 --> 00:58:40,615
- Thanks for coming.
- MAN: Of course.
957
00:58:45,851 --> 00:58:47,555
- Hey, buddy.
- Hey.
958
00:58:47,556 --> 00:58:49,920
- That was great.
- Was it?
959
00:58:49,921 --> 00:58:51,284
Yes, I loved it.
960
00:58:51,285 --> 00:58:52,659
This is my boyfriend, Harry.
961
00:58:52,660 --> 00:58:54,694
Hey, nice to meet you.
Thanks for coming.
962
00:58:54,695 --> 00:58:58,027
Congratulations.
That was really interesting.
963
00:58:58,028 --> 00:58:58,764
Thanks.
964
00:58:58,765 --> 00:59:02,131
I can't believe you remembered
all those lines.
965
00:59:02,736 --> 00:59:05,640
Yeah. Yeah, it's nuts.
966
00:59:07,807 --> 00:59:09,071
Well, listen, we're going around
967
00:59:09,072 --> 00:59:10,237
the corner to get a drink.
968
00:59:10,238 --> 00:59:12,108
You guys want to come?
969
00:59:12,911 --> 00:59:14,912
- Yes.
- Great.
970
00:59:14,913 --> 00:59:16,111
- Okay.
- Yeah.
971
00:59:16,112 --> 00:59:18,245
JOHN:
So, what did you really think?
972
00:59:18,246 --> 00:59:20,049
I liked it.
973
00:59:20,050 --> 00:59:21,952
Some of it didn't make sense...
974
00:59:21,953 --> 00:59:26,221
but I loved watching you act,
you know that.
975
00:59:26,727 --> 00:59:28,596
Do you ever miss it?
976
00:59:28,597 --> 00:59:29,861
LUCY: Acting? No.
977
00:59:29,862 --> 00:59:31,831
Not even a little bit?
978
00:59:32,667 --> 00:59:34,734
LUCY: I'm not like you.
979
00:59:34,735 --> 00:59:36,868
I was never going
to be an actor.
980
00:59:36,869 --> 00:59:41,940
I didn't know how to stand
or... speak.
981
00:59:44,140 --> 00:59:46,846
You were always good though.
982
00:59:47,341 --> 00:59:49,717
You're even better now.
983
00:59:50,619 --> 00:59:52,147
I'm really proud of you, John.
984
00:59:52,148 --> 00:59:55,624
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- (PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING)
985
01:00:00,893 --> 01:00:03,060
You met him at the wedding?
986
01:00:03,324 --> 01:00:04,698
LUCY: Yeah.
987
01:00:04,699 --> 01:00:07,097
He's the groom's brother.
988
01:00:08,670 --> 01:00:11,266
You're not gonna marry him,
are you?
989
01:00:11,365 --> 01:00:12,805
Why not?
990
01:00:12,806 --> 01:00:15,005
Because he's good-looking.
991
01:00:15,006 --> 01:00:16,612
And rich.
992
01:00:16,942 --> 01:00:18,305
Has a real job.
993
01:00:18,306 --> 01:00:21,177
Probably doesn't have roommates.
994
01:00:22,145 --> 01:00:23,211
Probably doesn't get angry
995
01:00:23,212 --> 01:00:26,952
at stupid shit all the time
that doesn't matter.
996
01:00:27,381 --> 01:00:30,659
Can we talk
about something else?
997
01:00:34,663 --> 01:00:36,126
You okay?
998
01:00:40,966 --> 01:00:42,362
Why do you ask?
999
01:00:42,363 --> 01:00:46,807
Just... you don't seem
like you're okay.
1000
01:00:48,105 --> 01:00:49,744
Is it him?
1001
01:00:53,682 --> 01:00:55,211
Is it work?
1002
01:00:56,883 --> 01:01:01,085
I just don't think I'm very
good at my job anymore.
1003
01:01:03,384 --> 01:01:04,186
(SIGHS)
1004
01:01:04,187 --> 01:01:06,859
I'm sure it's gonna be fine.
1005
01:01:06,860 --> 01:01:09,763
You're so hard on yourself.
1006
01:01:09,764 --> 01:01:13,833
You're not a drone pilot
or a gun lobbyist.
1007
01:01:13,834 --> 01:01:16,836
You don't work
at Shell or McKinsey.
1008
01:01:16,837 --> 01:01:20,709
It's just dating.
It's not that serious.
1009
01:01:23,173 --> 01:01:24,680
Right.
1010
01:01:25,978 --> 01:01:28,375
Dating is not serious.
1011
01:01:28,376 --> 01:01:31,346
It's just girl shit, right?
1012
01:01:31,852 --> 01:01:33,446
That's not what I meant.
1013
01:01:33,447 --> 01:01:37,055
You always know exactly
what to say to me.
1014
01:01:39,420 --> 01:01:40,387
HARRY: Ready to go?
1015
01:01:40,388 --> 01:01:43,060
Yep. I'm gonna
wait for you outside.
1016
01:01:43,061 --> 01:01:44,996
HARRY: Uh, I'll get the drinks.
1017
01:01:44,997 --> 01:01:47,901
BETH: (GASPS) Thank you, Harry.
1018
01:01:50,431 --> 01:01:52,004
Thank you.
1019
01:01:53,104 --> 01:01:56,206
- (RATTLING IN DISTANCE)
- (SIREN WAILS)
1020
01:02:09,384 --> 01:02:11,727
(SIGHS)
1021
01:02:22,034 --> 01:02:23,133
I don't want to date a liberal
1022
01:02:23,134 --> 01:02:26,037
and they have to go to church
every Sunday.
1023
01:02:26,038 --> 01:02:28,743
I don't want someone
who likes cats.
1024
01:02:28,744 --> 01:02:30,338
I'm a dog person.
1025
01:02:30,339 --> 01:02:33,748
LUCY: Is a moderate
democrat okay?
1026
01:02:33,749 --> 01:02:34,342
Only republican.
1027
01:02:34,343 --> 01:02:36,982
I want someone who identifies
as a conservative.
1028
01:02:36,983 --> 01:02:39,149
LUCY: Audrey,
(SIGHS) I don't know
1029
01:02:39,150 --> 01:02:42,757
if there's a cat-hating,
Christian conservative lesbian
1030
01:02:42,758 --> 01:02:44,121
in most parts of New York...
1031
01:02:44,122 --> 01:02:45,892
who wants to date a closeted
1032
01:02:45,893 --> 01:02:48,796
49-year-old with three children.
1033
01:02:48,797 --> 01:02:50,798
Would you be willing
to date someone
1034
01:02:50,799 --> 01:02:54,098
from Long Island or New Jersey?
1035
01:02:54,099 --> 01:02:56,232
I want to prioritize
dating a man
1036
01:02:56,233 --> 01:02:57,365
who's white at first
1037
01:02:57,366 --> 01:03:01,908
but then if we have no luck,
we can move on to other races.
1038
01:03:01,909 --> 01:03:04,108
LUCY: So "whites only,"
at first?
1039
01:03:04,109 --> 01:03:08,442
I mean, technically,
I'm open to all ethnicities.
1040
01:03:08,443 --> 01:03:09,949
Eleanor, "technically,"
1041
01:03:09,950 --> 01:03:13,447
you're asking me to set you up
with only white men.
1042
01:03:13,448 --> 01:03:16,483
I know the list looks long
but I deserve someone
1043
01:03:16,484 --> 01:03:18,826
who fulfills all of my criteria.
1044
01:03:18,827 --> 01:03:19,420
I really do.
1045
01:03:19,421 --> 01:03:23,029
I mean look at me.
I'm a catch. (CHUCKLES)
1046
01:03:25,196 --> 01:03:28,231
Patricia, I know that every year
1047
01:03:28,232 --> 01:03:29,804
you go without having
a husband...
1048
01:03:29,805 --> 01:03:33,808
raises your expectations
for him exponentially.
1049
01:03:33,809 --> 01:03:37,042
But that doesn't mean
that you're due to get one.
1050
01:03:37,043 --> 01:03:39,913
And it doesn't mean
that you can customize...
1051
01:03:39,914 --> 01:03:42,509
because this is
not a simulation.
1052
01:03:42,510 --> 01:03:44,247
If the service
I was providing you
1053
01:03:44,248 --> 01:03:45,853
was building you a man
then, of course,
1054
01:03:45,854 --> 01:03:50,419
I could build you a man with
everything on this list...
1055
01:03:51,123 --> 01:03:52,222
But I can't.
1056
01:03:52,223 --> 01:03:55,830
Because this is
not a car or a house.
1057
01:03:55,831 --> 01:03:57,293
We're talking about people.
1058
01:03:57,294 --> 01:04:00,967
People are people
are people are people.
1059
01:04:00,968 --> 01:04:02,529
They come as they are.
1060
01:04:02,530 --> 01:04:05,939
And all I can hope
to find for you
1061
01:04:05,940 --> 01:04:07,039
is a man that you can tolerate
1062
01:04:07,040 --> 01:04:11,143
for the next 50 years
who likes you at all.
1063
01:04:12,375 --> 01:04:14,575
And you are not a catch...
1064
01:04:14,916 --> 01:04:17,314
because you are not a fish.
1065
01:04:29,293 --> 01:04:33,000
I was managing her expectations.
1066
01:04:34,166 --> 01:04:36,266
VIOLET: Patricia canceled
her membership
1067
01:04:36,267 --> 01:04:41,041
and reviewed us online,
calling us a scam.
1068
01:04:41,910 --> 01:04:43,240
We are a scam.
1069
01:04:43,241 --> 01:04:46,947
We don't give them
what they pay for, do we?
1070
01:04:46,948 --> 01:04:50,247
We promise them love and then...
1071
01:04:50,248 --> 01:04:56,617
we just give them bad dates
with morons and criminals.
1072
01:05:00,621 --> 01:05:05,329
I know the Sophie L. Situation
is still weighing on you.
1073
01:05:08,937 --> 01:05:12,204
Burnout is common
for matchmakers.
1074
01:05:12,402 --> 01:05:13,435
You need a break.
1075
01:05:13,436 --> 01:05:16,240
You should go on a trip
with your boyfriend.
1076
01:05:16,241 --> 01:05:17,913
(SCOFFS)
1077
01:05:19,343 --> 01:05:22,313
If I take a break right now...
1078
01:05:22,577 --> 01:05:24,215
I may never come back.
1079
01:05:24,216 --> 01:05:27,020
VIOLET: You will,
because you love your clients.
1080
01:05:27,021 --> 01:05:30,617
I hate them. They are children.
1081
01:05:30,618 --> 01:05:32,454
I hate them.
1082
01:05:32,455 --> 01:05:34,357
VIOLET: They give us
thousands of dollars.
1083
01:05:34,358 --> 01:05:37,427
They're entitled
to some regression.
1084
01:05:38,494 --> 01:05:42,200
Do you think
that any one of them
1085
01:05:42,201 --> 01:05:44,500
says to their therapist...
1086
01:05:45,072 --> 01:05:48,569
"No Blacks, no fatties"?
1087
01:05:48,570 --> 01:05:50,670
And if I'm
their actual therapist,
1088
01:05:50,671 --> 01:05:53,112
which it feels like I am...
1089
01:05:53,113 --> 01:05:56,544
I don't have the schooling
to support that.
1090
01:05:56,545 --> 01:06:00,087
And I certainly
don't get paid enough.
1091
01:06:01,055 --> 01:06:04,552
VIOLET: Lucy, we're better
than therapists.
1092
01:06:04,553 --> 01:06:07,390
We work
with the most intimate...
1093
01:06:07,391 --> 01:06:08,556
extremely personal,
1094
01:06:08,557 --> 01:06:09,997
unofficial part
of their lives...
1095
01:06:09,998 --> 01:06:13,726
that they'd like to see
struck from the record.
1096
01:06:13,727 --> 01:06:16,729
We work with their
loneliness and rejection...
1097
01:06:16,730 --> 01:06:21,140
the kind that makes someone
get naked for a stranger.
1098
01:06:21,141 --> 01:06:23,011
We're the real deal.
1099
01:06:23,143 --> 01:06:24,110
That's why they tell you
1100
01:06:24,111 --> 01:06:26,343
more than they would
tell their therapists
1101
01:06:26,344 --> 01:06:29,281
and why they take
risks with you.
1102
01:06:30,711 --> 01:06:31,414
"Risks."
1103
01:06:31,415 --> 01:06:34,450
VIOLET: Yes. Risks that can
lead to a situation
1104
01:06:34,451 --> 01:06:36,683
like what happened
with Sophie L.
1105
01:06:36,684 --> 01:06:41,359
And risks that lead
to lifelong marriages.
1106
01:06:42,558 --> 01:06:45,296
You know
this is life-changing work.
1107
01:06:45,297 --> 01:06:47,365
And you're born for it.
1108
01:06:48,069 --> 01:06:49,432
Take a break starting now.
1109
01:06:49,433 --> 01:06:53,734
And I expect you back
in four weeks, renewed.
1110
01:06:54,075 --> 01:06:54,767
I insist.
1111
01:06:54,768 --> 01:06:57,573
- (CHEERING)
- (KNOCK ON DOOR)
1112
01:07:00,642 --> 01:07:02,544
ROSE: Violet! Amazing news!
1113
01:07:02,545 --> 01:07:07,054
My client Zoe H.
And Fred A. Just got engaged!
1114
01:07:07,055 --> 01:07:09,254
(WOMEN CHEERING)
1115
01:07:09,255 --> 01:07:12,158
VIOLET: Unbelievable! Oh!
1116
01:07:12,159 --> 01:07:15,227
That is so impressive!
1117
01:07:15,228 --> 01:07:16,723
What an amazing match!
1118
01:07:16,724 --> 01:07:17,757
- Number four?
- (SIGHS)
1119
01:07:17,758 --> 01:07:20,430
- ROSE: Yes!
- We have to throw you a party!
1120
01:07:20,431 --> 01:07:22,201
(WOMEN SCREAMING)
1121
01:07:22,202 --> 01:07:24,732
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
1122
01:07:58,535 --> 01:08:01,340
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
1123
01:08:02,506 --> 01:08:06,114
(MAN CHATTERING)
1124
01:08:38,245 --> 01:08:39,675
LUCY: Sophie.
1125
01:08:53,755 --> 01:08:56,494
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1126
01:09:12,543 --> 01:09:14,479
(PANTING) Sophie.
1127
01:09:16,580 --> 01:09:18,878
- Sophie.
- You don't want to talk to me.
1128
01:09:18,879 --> 01:09:20,451
Please.
1129
01:09:20,452 --> 01:09:22,487
I am so embarrassed.
1130
01:09:22,718 --> 01:09:24,323
I thought I could pay some girl
1131
01:09:24,324 --> 01:09:26,557
to find me a boyfriend.
1132
01:09:26,788 --> 01:09:27,590
I'm sorry.
1133
01:09:27,591 --> 01:09:29,262
"An expert"?
What a fucking joke.
1134
01:09:29,263 --> 01:09:32,199
- Sophie-
- You know what's even funnier?
1135
01:09:32,200 --> 01:09:34,531
I almost felt like
we were friends.
1136
01:09:34,532 --> 01:09:36,500
I, I, I, I really... I...
1137
01:09:36,501 --> 01:09:37,864
(BREATH TREMBLING)
1138
01:09:37,865 --> 01:09:40,373
Can we please just talk?
1139
01:09:40,868 --> 01:09:42,573
Talk about what?
1140
01:09:43,475 --> 01:09:45,642
What do you have to say?
1141
01:09:48,744 --> 01:09:51,318
(SIGHS, WHISPERING) I'm sorry.
1142
01:09:52,220 --> 01:09:55,190
(IN NORMAL VOICE) I'm so sorry.
1143
01:09:56,323 --> 01:09:58,787
I trusted you.
1144
01:09:59,755 --> 01:10:03,231
I didn't know
what he was capable of.
1145
01:10:04,331 --> 01:10:05,727
I see, so...
1146
01:10:05,728 --> 01:10:10,336
you knew his height,
which was a lie by the way.
1147
01:10:10,337 --> 01:10:11,898
And his job and his salary,
1148
01:10:11,899 --> 01:10:13,966
which was also a lie
just for the record.
1149
01:10:13,967 --> 01:10:16,408
And his looks, which is
really nothing much...
1150
01:10:16,409 --> 01:10:19,313
but you didn't know who he was.
1151
01:10:19,643 --> 01:10:22,909
As a person. As a man.
1152
01:10:22,910 --> 01:10:26,650
Well, I went on a date
with him and found out.
1153
01:10:26,914 --> 01:10:28,981
He's the kind of guy
who gets drunk
1154
01:10:28,982 --> 01:10:32,326
and follows you
into the bathroom.
1155
01:10:33,294 --> 01:10:34,691
(SIGHS)
1156
01:10:35,263 --> 01:10:38,695
Why would you set me up
with someone like that?
1157
01:10:41,665 --> 01:10:47,572
He was a strong match
with a lot of potential.
1158
01:10:51,840 --> 01:10:54,909
He checked a lot of our boxes.
1159
01:10:59,584 --> 01:11:01,014
"Boxes"?
1160
01:11:05,557 --> 01:11:07,426
The truth is,
you set me up with that man
1161
01:11:07,427 --> 01:11:09,329
because you think I'm worthless.
1162
01:11:09,330 --> 01:11:10,297
LUCY: No, I don't...
1163
01:11:10,298 --> 01:11:11,958
You didn't know
what to do with me.
1164
01:11:11,959 --> 01:11:14,929
That's how I ended up
on that date.
1165
01:11:16,029 --> 01:11:19,405
Here I was thinking that
you worked for me...
1166
01:11:19,406 --> 01:11:22,574
but the whole time
I was working for you.
1167
01:11:23,608 --> 01:11:26,610
Worthless merchandise...
1168
01:11:26,611 --> 01:11:30,318
to pawn off to anyone
who'd take it.
1169
01:11:34,322 --> 01:11:36,786
But I am not merchandise.
1170
01:11:37,853 --> 01:11:39,624
I'm a person.
1171
01:11:40,856 --> 01:11:45,057
And I know I deserve love.
(SHUDDERS)
1172
01:11:45,058 --> 01:11:48,600
I know you do. I believe it.
1173
01:11:50,536 --> 01:11:52,307
Fuck you.
1174
01:11:52,835 --> 01:11:54,375
Pimp.
1175
01:11:54,804 --> 01:11:57,312
(SOBBING)
1176
01:12:34,514 --> 01:12:35,845
(THUDS)
1177
01:12:48,396 --> 01:12:49,892
(SNIFFLES)
1178
01:12:51,091 --> 01:12:52,861
- (PHONE VIBRATING)
- Thanks.
1179
01:12:52,862 --> 01:12:53,928
Can I get a receipt?
1180
01:12:53,929 --> 01:12:57,999
- (PHONE VIBRATING)
- (SPANISH CHATTER ON RADIO)
1181
01:13:00,408 --> 01:13:03,070
(PHONE CONTINUES VIBRATING)
1182
01:13:05,578 --> 01:13:06,975
Thanks, man.
1183
01:13:08,383 --> 01:13:09,681
Lucy?
1184
01:13:09,978 --> 01:13:11,814
What's going on? You okay?
1185
01:13:11,815 --> 01:13:14,817
LUCY: (SHUDDERING) No.
1186
01:13:14,818 --> 01:13:16,985
Do you want me to come get you?
1187
01:13:17,887 --> 01:13:19,426
LUCY: No, I'm at home.
1188
01:13:19,427 --> 01:13:21,758
I shouldn't even be calling you.
1189
01:13:21,759 --> 01:13:26,027
You can always call me.
What's up?
1190
01:13:26,830 --> 01:13:28,964
LUCY: I fucked up. (SOBS)
1191
01:13:32,066 --> 01:13:33,606
Okay.
1192
01:13:36,708 --> 01:13:40,877
I'm not supposed
to tell anybody but...
1193
01:13:43,583 --> 01:13:45,519
can I tell you?
1194
01:13:46,586 --> 01:13:48,082
JOHN: Of course.
1195
01:13:48,984 --> 01:13:50,590
Anything.
1196
01:13:55,661 --> 01:14:00,028
I set my client up
with a bad person.
1197
01:14:01,469 --> 01:14:04,999
I didn't know he was bad,
but I introduced them.
1198
01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:06,540
And now.
1199
01:14:07,640 --> 01:14:09,608
I can't fix it.
1200
01:14:09,609 --> 01:14:13,712
I'm the last person
who can fix it.
1201
01:14:17,617 --> 01:14:19,816
Do you want me to come over?
1202
01:14:19,817 --> 01:14:21,521
LUCY: No.
1203
01:14:21,522 --> 01:14:25,922
No. I'm about to go to Harry's.
1204
01:14:27,121 --> 01:14:28,661
Right.
1205
01:14:29,497 --> 01:14:30,156
LUCY: Sorry.
1206
01:14:30,157 --> 01:14:34,534
No, no. It's... Hey,
nothing to be sorry about.
1207
01:14:34,535 --> 01:14:36,933
Keep telling me what happened.
1208
01:14:37,967 --> 01:14:39,606
I'm here.
1209
01:14:40,937 --> 01:14:43,610
(WATER RUNNING)
1210
01:17:12,187 --> 01:17:14,321
(HARRY SIGHS)
1211
01:17:16,697 --> 01:17:18,732
Do you know what they are?
1212
01:17:19,161 --> 01:17:20,866
I think so.
1213
01:17:21,834 --> 01:17:24,837
- It's not a big deal.
- I know.
1214
01:17:27,807 --> 01:17:29,908
I made an investment.
1215
01:17:31,074 --> 01:17:32,206
A body is like an apartment.
1216
01:17:32,207 --> 01:17:35,177
You have to invest
to get the value back.
1217
01:17:36,750 --> 01:17:38,719
I understand you.
1218
01:17:39,885 --> 01:17:41,953
I invested too.
1219
01:17:47,222 --> 01:17:49,389
HARRY: Right. I figured.
1220
01:17:53,360 --> 01:17:55,229
Did your brother too?
1221
01:17:55,230 --> 01:17:59,905
HARRY: Yeah, we did it
together eight years ago.
1222
01:18:01,841 --> 01:18:05,437
Six feet or taller was one of
Charlotte's non-negotiables...
1223
01:18:05,438 --> 01:18:08,243
so I'm glad he did.
1224
01:18:10,278 --> 01:18:12,214
Was it painful?
1225
01:18:15,382 --> 01:18:16,316
I know it sounds stupid,
1226
01:18:16,317 --> 01:18:18,384
breaking your legs to gain
a few extra inches.
1227
01:18:18,385 --> 01:18:21,993
But we keep saying,
definitely worth it.
1228
01:18:23,126 --> 01:18:25,260
It changed our lives.
1229
01:18:26,459 --> 01:18:30,000
With women,
completely, of course.
1230
01:18:30,001 --> 01:18:32,167
Women just approach us
and talk to us now,
1231
01:18:32,168 --> 01:18:34,434
which never happened before.
1232
01:18:35,809 --> 01:18:38,074
I haven't struck out since.
1233
01:18:38,075 --> 01:18:40,472
But you can also tell
the difference at work
1234
01:18:40,473 --> 01:18:44,048
and at restaurants
and airports. You're...
1235
01:18:45,852 --> 01:18:48,085
You're just worth more.
1236
01:18:52,386 --> 01:18:54,861
Does this change anything?
1237
01:18:56,731 --> 01:18:57,996
No.
1238
01:18:59,360 --> 01:19:00,999
(SIGHS)
1239
01:19:08,237 --> 01:19:10,778
(SIGHS)
1240
01:19:12,175 --> 01:19:14,342
What are you thinking about?
1241
01:19:16,047 --> 01:19:18,114
I'm thinking that...
1242
01:19:18,115 --> 01:19:22,350
that you should go
to Iceland without me.
1243
01:19:23,252 --> 01:19:25,859
- Why?
- (SIGHS)
1244
01:19:28,092 --> 01:19:31,457
I don't think that you and I
are a good match.
1245
01:19:31,458 --> 01:19:33,031
(SIGHS)
1246
01:19:33,526 --> 01:19:35,197
Is it because I got the surgery?
1247
01:19:35,198 --> 01:19:39,333
No. Knowing that just makes me
feel like I actually know you.
1248
01:19:39,334 --> 01:19:40,874
Then what?
1249
01:19:42,535 --> 01:19:44,107
It's really hard
for me to feel like
1250
01:19:44,108 --> 01:19:46,373
this is not about the legs.
1251
01:19:46,374 --> 01:19:47,473
It's not.
1252
01:19:47,474 --> 01:19:49,046
When I realized
what you had done,
1253
01:19:49,047 --> 01:19:53,952
it made me feel exactly
how I felt about you before.
1254
01:19:53,953 --> 01:19:55,548
Which is what?
1255
01:19:56,956 --> 01:19:59,288
I'm not in love with you.
1256
01:20:01,323 --> 01:20:04,161
And you're not in love with me.
1257
01:20:04,931 --> 01:20:09,903
And there's no amount of money
that can fix that.
1258
01:20:10,563 --> 01:20:13,170
But we're such a good match.
1259
01:20:13,940 --> 01:20:15,567
You're exactly
what I'm looking for...
1260
01:20:15,568 --> 01:20:17,470
and I know I can
make your life better.
1261
01:20:17,471 --> 01:20:21,111
Harry, you don't want
to marry me.
1262
01:20:21,112 --> 01:20:22,310
You want to do business with me,
1263
01:20:22,311 --> 01:20:24,246
just like I want to do
business with you.
1264
01:20:24,247 --> 01:20:26,083
But isn't marriage
a business deal?
1265
01:20:26,084 --> 01:20:27,921
Yes, it is.
1266
01:20:28,581 --> 01:20:31,958
But love has to be on the table.
1267
01:20:47,600 --> 01:20:50,240
What if I'm not capable of it?
1268
01:20:51,274 --> 01:20:52,913
Of love?
1269
01:20:54,145 --> 01:20:56,950
It makes me feel like an idiot.
1270
01:20:58,248 --> 01:20:59,854
Like I'm...
1271
01:21:00,415 --> 01:21:02,889
I'm just a clueless... child.
1272
01:21:02,890 --> 01:21:07,521
I feel so... dumb
thinking about it...
1273
01:21:08,489 --> 01:21:10,292
or wanting it.
1274
01:21:10,293 --> 01:21:11,998
I find it...
1275
01:21:12,559 --> 01:21:14,462
so difficult.
1276
01:21:23,042 --> 01:21:26,077
You won't,
when you love someone.
1277
01:21:26,078 --> 01:21:27,475
(SIGHS)
1278
01:21:28,410 --> 01:21:30,412
It'll be easy.
1279
01:21:31,149 --> 01:21:32,447
No math.
1280
01:21:43,392 --> 01:21:46,901
Should I hire you
for your services?
1281
01:21:47,396 --> 01:21:48,396
If you call the office,
1282
01:21:48,397 --> 01:21:51,466
they'll assign
someone great for you.
1283
01:21:55,206 --> 01:21:58,307
(INHALES, SIGHS)
1284
01:21:58,308 --> 01:22:00,178
So this is it?
1285
01:22:14,588 --> 01:22:17,228
You want to know
how many inches?
1286
01:22:18,064 --> 01:22:19,362
Yeah.
1287
01:22:20,066 --> 01:22:21,331
Six.
1288
01:22:22,464 --> 01:22:25,137
"You were 5'6" before?
1289
01:22:40,614 --> 01:22:42,384
I wouldn't have had
the confidence
1290
01:22:42,385 --> 01:22:45,091
to hit on you at 5'6".
1291
01:22:48,622 --> 01:22:51,064
I'm sure you would have.
1292
01:22:53,000 --> 01:22:55,398
Am I still a unicorn?
1293
01:23:01,074 --> 01:23:02,977
You're perfect.
1294
01:23:05,507 --> 01:23:08,477
(DRIVER SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
1295
01:23:17,123 --> 01:23:19,223
- (WHIRRING)
- (DOORBELL RINGING)
1296
01:23:19,224 --> 01:23:20,686
JOHN: Where's my charger?
1297
01:23:20,687 --> 01:23:22,556
(CELL PHONE PLAYING)
1298
01:23:22,557 --> 01:23:24,294
Hey, is that my charger?
1299
01:23:24,295 --> 01:23:25,295
LOGAN: My charger broke.
1300
01:23:25,296 --> 01:23:28,067
So you just took mine?
I had an alarm set.
1301
01:23:28,068 --> 01:23:31,697
And answer the fucking door
for once in your fucking life!
1302
01:23:31,698 --> 01:23:34,668
- (DOORBELL RINGING)
- What?
1303
01:23:35,141 --> 01:23:37,341
Hi. It's Lucy.
1304
01:23:39,574 --> 01:23:40,475
I'm sorry.
1305
01:23:40,476 --> 01:23:42,312
No, no, that's okay.
I was just...
1306
01:23:42,313 --> 01:23:43,214
I'll come down there.
1307
01:23:43,215 --> 01:23:45,711
Just give me... Just don't move.
1308
01:23:45,712 --> 01:23:48,418
(CELL PHONE PLAYING)
1309
01:23:50,519 --> 01:23:53,324
Hey, what the fuck?
1310
01:23:56,591 --> 01:23:58,098
Oh...
1311
01:23:59,330 --> 01:24:01,331
- (OBJECTS CLATTERING)
- Sh...
1312
01:24:01,332 --> 01:24:03,070
Goddamn it.
1313
01:24:03,235 --> 01:24:05,237
(WATER RUNNING)
1314
01:24:10,440 --> 01:24:11,738
Fuck.
1315
01:24:22,716 --> 01:24:24,190
Hi.
1316
01:24:25,059 --> 01:24:26,059
LUCY: Hi.
1317
01:24:26,060 --> 01:24:27,523
(JOHN SIGHS)
1318
01:24:28,722 --> 01:24:30,492
You have a girl up there?
1319
01:24:30,493 --> 01:24:33,264
What? No.
Why would you say that?
1320
01:24:33,265 --> 01:24:35,794
I don't know. You didn't want
me to come up. (LAUGHS)
1321
01:24:35,795 --> 01:24:41,207
Oh. Yeah, no,
there's no girl up there.
1322
01:24:42,571 --> 01:24:47,113
Sorry for showing up
without warning.
1323
01:24:47,114 --> 01:24:47,773
I tried calling.
1324
01:24:47,774 --> 01:24:52,251
Sorry. My phone wasn't charged.
1325
01:24:53,516 --> 01:24:56,816
I'm meant to be
on a plane to Iceland.
1326
01:24:57,652 --> 01:24:59,159
Okay.
1327
01:25:00,655 --> 01:25:02,656
I sublet my apartment
for the week
1328
01:25:02,657 --> 01:25:05,527
that I'm supposed
to be in Iceland...
1329
01:25:05,528 --> 01:25:10,170
so I, uh, don't have
a place to stay.
1330
01:25:12,139 --> 01:25:13,568
Sorry, I don't know
what I'm doing here.
1331
01:25:13,569 --> 01:25:14,800
- It doesn't make any sense.
- No, no.
1332
01:25:14,801 --> 01:25:18,640
- I thought it made sense.
- Wait, wait. Don't go. Stay.
1333
01:25:20,675 --> 01:25:22,214
This was a bad idea.
1334
01:25:22,215 --> 01:25:24,646
No, it's not. It's just...
1335
01:25:24,844 --> 01:25:27,220
My apartment is not...
1336
01:25:28,815 --> 01:25:30,619
suitable for you.
1337
01:25:30,751 --> 01:25:32,191
It was suitable before.
1338
01:25:32,192 --> 01:25:35,722
Yeah, well, we're not
in our 20s anymore.
1339
01:25:35,723 --> 01:25:38,693
I know what
your apartment is like.
1340
01:25:38,858 --> 01:25:42,202
Trust me, it's worse
than you remember.
1341
01:25:49,308 --> 01:25:51,508
Want to drive upstate?
1342
01:25:52,707 --> 01:25:53,707
And go where?
1343
01:25:53,708 --> 01:25:55,907
I don't know. Just drive around.
1344
01:25:55,908 --> 01:25:57,547
Stay at a hotel.
1345
01:25:58,449 --> 01:26:00,582
I just got the stipend
from my play,
1346
01:26:00,583 --> 01:26:03,850
so... I'm feeling rich.
1347
01:26:05,357 --> 01:26:08,360
(SOFT EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1348
01:26:34,221 --> 01:26:36,454
JOHN:
What are you thinking about?
1349
01:26:38,225 --> 01:26:40,854
You're the same as always.
1350
01:26:43,626 --> 01:26:44,758
Really?
1351
01:26:44,759 --> 01:26:46,398
LUCY: Mm-hmm.
1352
01:26:48,499 --> 01:26:51,303
I was hoping you'd say
I was different.
1353
01:26:51,304 --> 01:26:52,668
LUCY: Why?
1354
01:26:53,471 --> 01:26:54,471
Because if I'm different,
1355
01:26:54,472 --> 01:26:57,343
then I wouldn't be
the guy that lost you.
1356
01:27:02,645 --> 01:27:03,909
(CHUCKLES)
1357
01:27:03,910 --> 01:27:05,549
LUCY: What?
1358
01:27:06,517 --> 01:27:08,915
That's my catering company.
1359
01:27:13,590 --> 01:27:16,362
Do you think they'd get us in?
1360
01:27:37,284 --> 01:27:38,680
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
1361
01:27:38,681 --> 01:27:40,650
(ALL APPLAUDING)
1362
01:27:41,915 --> 01:27:43,554
(ALL CHEERING)
1363
01:27:43,884 --> 01:27:46,689
Oh, he loves her so much.
1364
01:27:48,020 --> 01:27:49,527
Yeah.
1365
01:27:51,023 --> 01:27:55,466
JOHN: And special delivery,
just for you.
1366
01:27:55,467 --> 01:27:55,994
A gift.
1367
01:27:55,995 --> 01:27:58,667
LUCY: A white glove service,
handled with care.
1368
01:27:58,668 --> 01:28:00,768
JOHN: If you could
just sign here.
1369
01:28:00,769 --> 01:28:01,703
LUCY: Initial here.
1370
01:28:01,704 --> 01:28:05,278
JOHN: Thank you very much
and have a good day.
1371
01:28:05,279 --> 01:28:06,708
(LUCY CHUCKLES)
1372
01:28:06,709 --> 01:28:09,942
One day,
for no reason in particular...
1373
01:28:09,943 --> 01:28:14,353
you two will start
to hate each other.
1374
01:28:14,354 --> 01:28:15,882
You'll resent each other...
1375
01:28:15,883 --> 01:28:18,786
you'll take each other
for granted...
1376
01:28:18,787 --> 01:28:20,887
You'll stop having sex...
1377
01:28:20,888 --> 01:28:25,958
somehow... manage
to make a couple of kids...
1378
01:28:25,959 --> 01:28:28,862
and then you'll get
sick of each other...
1379
01:28:28,863 --> 01:28:31,965
And one of you
will cheat on the other...
1380
01:28:32,834 --> 01:28:33,999
and then you'll fight.
1381
01:28:34,000 --> 01:28:38,345
At first, not in front
of the kids, but then...
1382
01:28:38,477 --> 01:28:39,873
in front of the kids...
1383
01:28:39,874 --> 01:28:44,516
and then you resent the kids
for seeing you fight...
1384
01:28:45,682 --> 01:28:48,014
and then you file for divorce...
1385
01:28:48,454 --> 01:28:51,358
and you fight about...
1386
01:28:51,754 --> 01:28:53,524
who owns what and...
1387
01:28:53,525 --> 01:28:56,891
who gets the kids
when until it's...
1388
01:28:57,694 --> 01:28:58,529
all over.
1389
01:28:58,530 --> 01:29:00,928
(CROWD CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
1390
01:29:01,995 --> 01:29:05,372
JOHN: Why does anybody
even get married?
1391
01:29:06,835 --> 01:29:09,871
LUCY: Because people tell them
they should.
1392
01:29:10,410 --> 01:29:12,808
And because they're lonely.
1393
01:29:15,910 --> 01:29:18,616
And because they're hopeful.
1394
01:29:19,749 --> 01:29:22,685
They want to do it differently
than their parents.
1395
01:29:22,686 --> 01:29:26,052
(SOFT EMOTIONAL MUSIC
CONTINUING)
1396
01:29:42,409 --> 01:29:46,138
- (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
- (LIVELY CHATTER)
1397
01:30:32,052 --> 01:30:34,890
(BAND PLAYING THAT'S ALL)
1398
01:30:45,131 --> 01:30:48,771
WOMAN:
♪ I can only give you love ♪
1399
01:30:48,772 --> 01:30:51,445
♪ That lasts forever ♪
1400
01:30:52,171 --> 01:30:58,749
♪ And a promise to be near
Each time you call ♪
1401
01:30:59,882 --> 01:31:04,017
♪ And the only heart I own ♪
1402
01:31:04,018 --> 01:31:07,460
♪ For you and you alone ♪
1403
01:31:07,461 --> 01:31:10,024
♪ That's all ♪
1404
01:31:10,827 --> 01:31:13,192
♪ That's all ♪
1405
01:31:13,632 --> 01:31:18,537
♪ I can only give you
Country walks ♪
1406
01:31:18,538 --> 01:31:20,572
♪ In springtime ♪
1407
01:31:20,573 --> 01:31:26,942
♪ And a hand to hold
When leaves begin to fall ♪
1408
01:31:27,745 --> 01:31:31,913
♪ And a love
Whose burning light ♪
1409
01:31:31,914 --> 01:31:35,752
♪ Will warm the winter night ♪
1410
01:31:35,753 --> 01:31:38,723
♪ That's all ♪
1411
01:31:39,053 --> 01:31:42,023
♪ That's all ♪
1412
01:31:42,188 --> 01:31:46,026
♪ There are those, I am sure ♪
1413
01:31:46,027 --> 01:31:48,831
♪ That have told you ♪
1414
01:31:48,832 --> 01:31:55,674
♪ They would give you
The world for a toy ♪
1415
01:31:55,971 --> 01:32:03,142
♪ All I have are these arms
To enfold you ♪
1416
01:32:03,143 --> 01:32:09,281
♪ And a love time can
Never destroy ♪
1417
01:32:09,820 --> 01:32:17,024
♪ If you're wondering what
I'm asking in return, dear ♪
1418
01:32:17,025 --> 01:32:24,702
♪ You'll be glad to know
that my demands are small ♪
1419
01:32:24,703 --> 01:32:28,706
♪ Say it's me
That you'll adore ♪
1420
01:32:28,707 --> 01:32:32,545
♪ For now and ever more ♪
1421
01:32:32,546 --> 01:32:34,812
♪ That's all ♪
1422
01:32:35,945 --> 01:32:38,948
♪ That's all ♪
1423
01:32:39,179 --> 01:32:42,017
(THAT'S ALL CONTINUING)
1424
01:32:54,326 --> 01:32:55,899
(SIGHS)
1425
01:33:09,011 --> 01:33:10,947
(INSECTS CHIRPING)
1426
01:33:11,882 --> 01:33:13,213
John.
1427
01:33:14,049 --> 01:33:15,347
John!
1428
01:33:19,791 --> 01:33:21,661
(SIGHS)
1429
01:33:22,321 --> 01:33:25,291
- What is this?
- What is what?
1430
01:33:26,160 --> 01:33:28,602
Are we getting back together?
1431
01:33:31,803 --> 01:33:34,101
Lucy, are we
getting back together?
1432
01:33:34,102 --> 01:33:35,741
I don't know.
1433
01:33:39,811 --> 01:33:41,747
I really don't.
1434
01:33:42,176 --> 01:33:43,914
(SIGHS)
1435
01:33:44,112 --> 01:33:47,180
So you thought you'd just
show up at my door...
1436
01:33:47,181 --> 01:33:48,720
not have a boyfriend,
1437
01:33:48,721 --> 01:33:51,019
agree to get in my car,
kiss me...
1438
01:33:51,020 --> 01:33:53,659
fuck me while you try
to get over someone else...
1439
01:33:53,660 --> 01:33:56,893
and then leave me again?
Is that it?
1440
01:33:56,894 --> 01:33:59,830
- Do you think I'm worthless?
- No, I don't think that.
1441
01:33:59,831 --> 01:34:02,734
- Am I disposable?
- Of course not.
1442
01:34:02,735 --> 01:34:04,395
Do you feel bad for me?
1443
01:34:04,396 --> 01:34:08,103
Poor old John
can't figure his life out?
1444
01:34:08,268 --> 01:34:11,072
- Never.
- Then why are you using me?
1445
01:34:11,073 --> 01:34:12,371
I'm not.
1446
01:34:14,043 --> 01:34:17,211
I'm usually
desperate enough to let you.
1447
01:34:19,213 --> 01:34:21,248
I'm a beggar for you.
1448
01:34:27,320 --> 01:34:29,927
When I see your face...
1449
01:34:30,961 --> 01:34:33,897
I see wrinkles and grey hair...
1450
01:34:33,898 --> 01:34:36,769
and children that look like you.
1451
01:34:37,968 --> 01:34:39,673
I can't help it.
1452
01:34:42,104 --> 01:34:43,677
(SIGHS)
1453
01:34:48,110 --> 01:34:50,111
But as your friend...
1454
01:34:50,112 --> 01:34:51,816
I would tell you it's a bad idea
1455
01:34:51,817 --> 01:34:54,687
to be with a 37-year-old
cater waiter
1456
01:34:54,688 --> 01:34:56,789
who still has roommates.
1457
01:34:58,186 --> 01:35:00,056
I would say...
1458
01:35:00,958 --> 01:35:02,288
you definitely shouldn't
marry a guy
1459
01:35:02,289 --> 01:35:05,324
that has $2,000
in his bank account...
1460
01:35:05,325 --> 01:35:08,129
in a city he can't afford...
1461
01:35:08,130 --> 01:35:10,131
who's only still there...
1462
01:35:10,132 --> 01:35:12,133
to keep trying to be
a theatre actor
1463
01:35:12,134 --> 01:35:16,776
because someone told him
he was good at it once.
1464
01:35:18,008 --> 01:35:20,406
So, where does that leave us?
1465
01:35:22,342 --> 01:35:23,914
Here.
1466
01:35:23,915 --> 01:35:26,346
At someone else's wedding.
1467
01:35:30,152 --> 01:35:31,450
(SCOFFS)
1468
01:35:32,990 --> 01:35:36,894
I can't give you the wedding
or the marriage you want.
1469
01:35:36,895 --> 01:35:40,800
I couldn't even give you
the relationship you wanted.
1470
01:35:43,000 --> 01:35:43,802
It's been years,
1471
01:35:43,803 --> 01:35:46,773
and I still can't afford
to be with you.
1472
01:35:50,909 --> 01:35:52,372
You're right...
1473
01:35:52,812 --> 01:35:54,176
You can't.
1474
01:35:55,947 --> 01:35:57,277
But just because
you can't afford it,
1475
01:35:57,278 --> 01:36:00,446
doesn't mean it's worth having.
1476
01:36:00,985 --> 01:36:02,788
You don't want me.
1477
01:36:02,789 --> 01:36:05,120
Of course I want you.
1478
01:36:05,121 --> 01:36:06,924
Are you even listening to me?
1479
01:36:06,925 --> 01:36:11,423
John, you and I haven't been
together properly...
1480
01:36:11,424 --> 01:36:15,196
in so long
that you've forgotten.
1481
01:36:15,197 --> 01:36:19,839
You don't want to be with me
because I'm not a good person.
1482
01:36:21,335 --> 01:36:23,535
I'm judgmental...
1483
01:36:23,876 --> 01:36:27,407
and materialistic, and cold.
1484
01:36:28,276 --> 01:36:31,851
I broke up with you
because you're broke.
1485
01:36:32,214 --> 01:36:35,283
I've hurt you over and over.
1486
01:36:36,790 --> 01:36:38,285
You hate me.
1487
01:36:38,286 --> 01:36:40,089
I don't hate you.
1488
01:36:40,090 --> 01:36:41,024
LUCY: You do.
1489
01:36:41,025 --> 01:36:44,930
And you're right to hate me,
because I'm awful.
1490
01:36:45,931 --> 01:36:47,261
Even now...
1491
01:36:47,262 --> 01:36:51,232
I'm thinking:
If I choose to marry you...
1492
01:36:51,233 --> 01:36:52,497
I'm gonna be
sitting across from you
1493
01:36:52,498 --> 01:36:57,041
in cheap shitty restaurants
for the rest of my life.
1494
01:36:57,338 --> 01:36:59,339
I'll be riding
in your shitty car,
1495
01:36:59,340 --> 01:37:02,244
and living in your
shitty bedroom...
1496
01:37:03,146 --> 01:37:08,117
and fighting with you about $25.
1497
01:37:08,118 --> 01:37:10,383
I'm weighing being with you...
1498
01:37:10,384 --> 01:37:13,926
against these shit tradeoffs.
1499
01:37:14,421 --> 01:37:16,390
I'm doing math.
1500
01:37:17,523 --> 01:37:19,425
This is what I'm like.
1501
01:37:19,426 --> 01:37:20,525
I know what you're like.
1502
01:37:20,526 --> 01:37:23,595
LUCY: Then how could you
still love me?
1503
01:37:27,236 --> 01:37:28,842
(SIGHS)
1504
01:37:35,211 --> 01:37:38,477
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING
IN DISTANCE)
1505
01:37:38,478 --> 01:37:42,119
(PHONE VIBRATING FAINTLY)
1506
01:37:43,021 --> 01:37:45,859
(PHONE VIBRATING FAINTLY)
1507
01:37:47,091 --> 01:37:48,620
(SIGHS)
1508
01:37:50,490 --> 01:37:53,163
(PHONE VIBRATING)
1509
01:37:54,164 --> 01:37:55,362
- Sophie?
- Lucy.
1510
01:37:55,363 --> 01:37:56,902
I didn't know who else to call.
1511
01:37:56,903 --> 01:37:57,936
I haven't told anyone.
1512
01:37:57,937 --> 01:37:59,300
I don't have
any friends in the city
1513
01:37:59,301 --> 01:38:00,939
and my lawyers
aren't picking up and...
1514
01:38:00,940 --> 01:38:03,238
- What's going on?
- (DOORBELL BUZZING ON PHONE)
1515
01:38:03,239 --> 01:38:06,472
SOPHIE: Mark is
outside my building.
1516
01:38:06,473 --> 01:38:07,605
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
1517
01:38:07,606 --> 01:38:10,311
I called the cops
but they said they won't come
1518
01:38:10,312 --> 01:38:11,609
unless he's trying to break in.
1519
01:38:11,610 --> 01:38:13,512
- And...
- (DOORBELL BUZZING ON PHONE)
1520
01:38:13,513 --> 01:38:15,052
He's not trying to break in,
1521
01:38:15,053 --> 01:38:16,614
he's just buzzing the doorbell.
1522
01:38:16,615 --> 01:38:18,451
That's still harassment,
they should...
1523
01:38:18,452 --> 01:38:21,487
He walked me home
after the date.
1524
01:38:21,488 --> 01:38:25,293
Which I shouldn't have
let him do, but...
1525
01:38:25,294 --> 01:38:28,297
I was scared and... (EXHALES)
1526
01:38:28,594 --> 01:38:30,463
- It's my fault.
- JOHN: Lucy.
1527
01:38:30,464 --> 01:38:31,464
That's not your fault.
1528
01:38:31,465 --> 01:38:33,004
JOHN: Can we
finish talking, please?
1529
01:38:33,005 --> 01:38:34,566
SOPHIE: He says he just
wants to talk about it,
1530
01:38:34,567 --> 01:38:35,666
but I'm not gonna let him in.
1531
01:38:35,667 --> 01:38:37,371
- No.
- (DOORBELL CONTINUES BUZZING)
1532
01:38:37,372 --> 01:38:38,603
Bolt your door.
1533
01:38:38,604 --> 01:38:41,012
I'm about an hour
outside of Manhattan,
1534
01:38:41,013 --> 01:38:43,312
but I'll try
to get there sooner.
1535
01:38:44,082 --> 01:38:45,511
SOPHIE: I'm worried
someone's going to open
1536
01:38:45,512 --> 01:38:47,051
the building door for him.
1537
01:38:47,052 --> 01:38:48,448
LUCY: I'm almost there.
1538
01:38:48,449 --> 01:38:52,254
He has to leave. He can't stay
outside all night, can he?
1539
01:38:52,255 --> 01:38:56,028
I want you to tell him
someone is on their way.
1540
01:39:01,693 --> 01:39:03,497
(DOORBELL BUZZES)
1541
01:39:04,498 --> 01:39:08,007
(DOOR BUZZES)
1542
01:39:14,541 --> 01:39:16,675
Sophie, it's Lucy.
1543
01:39:17,511 --> 01:39:18,544
SOPHIE: Is he gone?
1544
01:39:18,545 --> 01:39:22,317
Yes. No one was here
when we got here.
1545
01:39:22,318 --> 01:39:24,286
SOPHIE: Oh. He must've run away
1546
01:39:24,287 --> 01:39:26,487
when I said that you're coming.
1547
01:39:28,126 --> 01:39:29,963
Can I come in?
1548
01:39:31,624 --> 01:39:35,528
(DOOR LATCH CLICKS, CREAKS OPEN)
1549
01:39:35,529 --> 01:39:38,004
- Hi.
- Hi.
1550
01:39:47,409 --> 01:39:49,146
How are you holding up?
1551
01:39:49,147 --> 01:39:53,117
Uh, not good.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY, SIGHS)
1552
01:39:53,118 --> 01:39:56,120
(EXHALES)
Mark sounded really angry.
1553
01:39:56,121 --> 01:39:57,991
(SHUDDERING)
1554
01:39:59,091 --> 01:40:01,092
Well, he's angry because...
1555
01:40:01,093 --> 01:40:05,493
he thought he was going
to get away with something...
1556
01:40:06,065 --> 01:40:07,528
but he won't...
1557
01:40:08,166 --> 01:40:11,169
because you're not
going to let him.
1558
01:40:11,697 --> 01:40:14,106
You are brave.
1559
01:40:18,011 --> 01:40:19,407
Can I hug you?
1560
01:40:19,408 --> 01:40:21,245
(SOBS)
1561
01:40:25,018 --> 01:40:26,580
(CRYING)
1562
01:40:30,683 --> 01:40:34,489
(CRYING)
1563
01:40:46,171 --> 01:40:49,338
You know what I've been
thinking about? (SNIFFLES)
1564
01:40:49,339 --> 01:40:51,044
(WHISPERING) What?
1565
01:40:51,308 --> 01:40:53,540
I really need to get a boyfriend
1566
01:40:53,541 --> 01:40:54,772
so that I have someone to call
1567
01:40:54,773 --> 01:40:57,478
that's not
my fucking matchmaker.
1568
01:40:57,479 --> 01:41:00,383
(BOTH LAUGH)
1569
01:41:02,286 --> 01:41:04,320
I'm going to die alone.
1570
01:41:04,321 --> 01:41:06,058
(LAUGHS)
1571
01:41:06,059 --> 01:41:07,390
Sophie.
1572
01:41:09,524 --> 01:41:10,392
(SIGHS WEARILY)
1573
01:41:10,393 --> 01:41:15,332
I promise you, you're going to
marry the love of your life.
1574
01:41:16,465 --> 01:41:19,501
You don't expect me
to believe that.
1575
01:41:19,765 --> 01:41:22,339
You don't have to believe it.
1576
01:41:23,241 --> 01:41:25,144
I believe it.
1577
01:41:25,606 --> 01:41:26,573
SOPHIE: Let me guess.
1578
01:41:26,574 --> 01:41:30,413
Someone who checks a lot of
my boxes? (CHUCKLES DRYLY)
1579
01:41:30,578 --> 01:41:33,349
I'm not asking for a miracle.
1580
01:41:33,350 --> 01:41:36,155
I just want to love someone.
1581
01:41:36,518 --> 01:41:40,687
Someone who can't help
but love me back.
1582
01:41:51,533 --> 01:41:52,731
She's asleep.
1583
01:41:52,732 --> 01:41:54,833
Good.
1584
01:41:55,768 --> 01:41:57,308
You okay?
1585
01:41:57,407 --> 01:41:58,738
Yeah.
1586
01:42:00,674 --> 01:42:02,642
You should go home.
1587
01:42:02,643 --> 01:42:03,676
I'll take you home first.
1588
01:42:03,677 --> 01:42:05,150
I'm gonna sleep on her couch...
1589
01:42:05,151 --> 01:42:09,221
and help her get a restraining
order when she wakes up.
1590
01:42:09,320 --> 01:42:10,849
Okay.
1591
01:42:13,291 --> 01:42:15,161
Thanks for the ride.
1592
01:42:15,656 --> 01:42:17,625
Yeah, of course.
1593
01:42:26,667 --> 01:42:29,439
You asked how I could love you.
1594
01:42:33,839 --> 01:42:35,610
I just do.
1595
01:42:36,776 --> 01:42:38,877
It's the easiest thing.
1596
01:42:43,222 --> 01:42:45,290
I love you too.
1597
01:42:47,721 --> 01:42:50,163
(CHUCKLES) More than you know.
1598
01:42:52,693 --> 01:42:57,302
You're the only reason I know
I'm capable of love.
1599
01:43:01,768 --> 01:43:04,441
I've been doing some math.
1600
01:43:05,475 --> 01:43:07,609
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1601
01:43:08,214 --> 01:43:11,448
And I'm ready
to make you an offer.
1602
01:43:12,251 --> 01:43:13,549
Okay.
1603
01:43:14,451 --> 01:43:16,420
Here's the offer.
1604
01:43:19,291 --> 01:43:23,592
I love you now,
like I loved you before...
1605
01:43:24,593 --> 01:43:27,497
I'll love you
'til the day I die.
1606
01:43:29,301 --> 01:43:31,732
It's a lifetime guarantee.
1607
01:43:32,733 --> 01:43:35,570
And I won't forget it
the way I used to...
1608
01:43:35,571 --> 01:43:37,870
even when things are shit.
1609
01:43:39,575 --> 01:43:41,642
I'll make a calendar item
1610
01:43:41,643 --> 01:43:45,680
every day reminding myself
that I love you.
1611
01:43:46,351 --> 01:43:48,518
I'll be your certainty.
1612
01:43:52,918 --> 01:43:55,261
It's my final offer.
1613
01:43:55,954 --> 01:43:58,362
You can't negotiate because
1614
01:43:58,363 --> 01:44:01,366
I don't have anything else
to offer you.
1615
01:44:10,309 --> 01:44:11,607
Deal.
1616
01:44:12,344 --> 01:44:15,281
(SOFT ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1617
01:44:20,880 --> 01:44:22,386
Now I admit, I'm not confident
1618
01:44:22,387 --> 01:44:25,554
that I can make myself
less broke.
1619
01:44:25,555 --> 01:44:27,589
You don't need
to worry about that.
1620
01:44:27,590 --> 01:44:30,725
You know
I can take care of myself.
1621
01:44:31,561 --> 01:44:32,825
Yeah, I know.
1622
01:44:32,826 --> 01:44:34,498
It's not for you.
1623
01:44:34,828 --> 01:44:36,434
It's for me.
1624
01:44:36,797 --> 01:44:38,337
For us.
1625
01:44:38,997 --> 01:44:39,964
You make me brave enough
1626
01:44:39,965 --> 01:44:43,001
to admit that
I want to be happy.
1627
01:44:43,573 --> 01:44:46,378
And I want to be happy with you.
1628
01:44:50,580 --> 01:44:54,484
And I'm gonna pick up
more catering shifts...
1629
01:44:54,485 --> 01:44:55,980
And ask for a raise...
1630
01:44:55,981 --> 01:45:00,457
I'll find a serving job
at an actual restaurant...
1631
01:45:00,458 --> 01:45:02,426
And I won't say no
to commercial auditions,
1632
01:45:02,427 --> 01:45:03,856
even though they're annoying...
1633
01:45:03,857 --> 01:45:07,057
I'll make an actual effort
to find a manager.
1634
01:45:07,058 --> 01:45:09,599
(MUSIC SWELLS)
1635
01:45:24,647 --> 01:45:27,980
And I'm going to move out
of my apartment.
1636
01:45:28,354 --> 01:45:29,750
And sell my car.
1637
01:45:29,751 --> 01:45:31,687
Don't sell your car.
1638
01:45:32,325 --> 01:45:33,017
No?
1639
01:45:33,018 --> 01:45:35,328
No, let's just...
1640
01:45:35,691 --> 01:45:37,923
Let's just drive around in it...
1641
01:45:37,924 --> 01:45:42,632
until it breaks down
and it won't move anymore.
1642
01:45:43,831 --> 01:45:45,833
(MUSIC SWELLS)
1643
01:46:01,519 --> 01:46:03,983
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
1644
01:46:15,896 --> 01:46:17,127
LUCY: I've been dreaming about
1645
01:46:17,128 --> 01:46:20,472
the first people
who got married.
1646
01:46:21,704 --> 01:46:25,410
Two cavepeople...
fell in love...
1647
01:46:25,411 --> 01:46:28,942
in between the hunting
and the gathering.
1648
01:46:30,614 --> 01:46:32,649
And in my dream...
1649
01:46:33,518 --> 01:46:35,982
I keep asking myself...
1650
01:46:36,950 --> 01:46:40,624
what made them perfect
for each other?
1651
01:46:42,956 --> 01:46:46,091
Similar economic background?
1652
01:46:47,059 --> 01:46:49,468
Politically aligned?
1653
01:46:49,831 --> 01:46:53,703
Well-matched
in their attractiveness?
1654
01:46:55,067 --> 01:46:57,542
Similar upbringing?
1655
01:47:01,612 --> 01:47:02,943
Or...
1656
01:47:03,449 --> 01:47:05,715
was it something else?
1657
01:47:09,048 --> 01:47:10,818
Something like you and me?
1658
01:47:10,819 --> 01:47:13,019
(ROMANTIC MUSIC CONTINUING)
1659
01:47:22,534 --> 01:47:23,061
Hey, man.
1660
01:47:23,062 --> 01:47:25,470
Can I get two chicken over rice?
1661
01:47:25,471 --> 01:47:26,967
MAN: Yeah.
1662
01:47:37,648 --> 01:47:40,211
Thanks a lot. Keep that.
1663
01:47:53,895 --> 01:47:55,027
I'm sad you're leaving, Vi.
1664
01:47:55,028 --> 01:47:58,030
VIOLET: Me too. They really
need me at the London office.
1665
01:47:58,031 --> 01:48:01,638
And I'm calling you first
of all the Adore girls...
1666
01:48:01,639 --> 01:48:05,642
because the CEOs asked me
who should be asked to step up
1667
01:48:05,643 --> 01:48:08,040
and be promoted...
to New York head
1668
01:48:08,041 --> 01:48:11,615
and I said it absolutely
has to be you.
1669
01:48:11,616 --> 01:48:12,517
- Me?
- Yes.
1670
01:48:12,518 --> 01:48:15,917
- You're getting a promotion.
- (LUCY CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
1671
01:48:16,082 --> 01:48:16,851
(LAUGHS)
1672
01:48:16,852 --> 01:48:18,820
VIOLET: What's so funny?
1673
01:48:18,821 --> 01:48:21,185
Well, I was going to hand in
1674
01:48:21,186 --> 01:48:23,924
my resignation letter tomorrow.
1675
01:48:23,925 --> 01:48:25,024
VIOLET: No, you weren't.
1676
01:48:25,025 --> 01:48:28,258
Yep. I have it printed out
and everything.
1677
01:48:28,259 --> 01:48:30,161
VIOLET: You can't quit.
1678
01:48:30,162 --> 01:48:32,703
What would you do instead?
1679
01:48:32,802 --> 01:48:34,935
I honestly don't know.
1680
01:48:34,936 --> 01:48:37,168
Maybe marry someone poor.
1681
01:48:37,169 --> 01:48:38,840
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
1682
01:48:38,841 --> 01:48:39,841
VIOLET: I don't know
1683
01:48:39,842 --> 01:48:42,074
what you're talking about.
1684
01:48:42,075 --> 01:48:43,812
Just think about it.
1685
01:48:43,813 --> 01:48:44,813
You can negotiate
1686
01:48:44,814 --> 01:48:45,847
a crazy salary, too.
1687
01:48:45,848 --> 01:48:47,816
Ask for any amount you want,
1688
01:48:47,817 --> 01:48:49,818
and I'll support you. Okay?
1689
01:48:49,819 --> 01:48:51,589
Okay, I'll think about it.
1690
01:48:51,590 --> 01:48:53,756
Vi, I have to go.
My boyfriend's here.
1691
01:48:53,757 --> 01:48:55,087
VIOLET: Yeah,
before you go, tell me:
1692
01:48:55,088 --> 01:48:58,663
How did Sophie L.'s date
go last night?
1693
01:48:58,795 --> 01:49:00,566
She liked him.
1694
01:49:00,962 --> 01:49:02,964
VIOLET: Brian A., right?
1695
01:49:03,129 --> 01:49:04,636
Yeah.
1696
01:49:05,065 --> 01:49:08,573
5'8". 36. Dentist.
1697
01:49:08,574 --> 01:49:09,970
200 grand before taxes.
1698
01:49:09,971 --> 01:49:13,105
Just... looking for a nice girl.
1699
01:49:13,106 --> 01:49:15,910
VIOLET: Sounds like
a strong match.
1700
01:49:15,911 --> 01:49:17,076
(CHUCKLES)
1701
01:49:17,077 --> 01:49:18,649
He liked her too.
1702
01:49:18,650 --> 01:49:21,685
We are cautiously optimistic.
1703
01:49:21,686 --> 01:49:22,653
VIOLET: Good.
1704
01:49:22,654 --> 01:49:26,118
You should know Harry C.
Is going on his first date.
1705
01:49:26,119 --> 01:49:28,054
Rose made a very strong match.
1706
01:49:28,055 --> 01:49:32,058
Gemma N., 30, an art dealer.
1707
01:49:32,059 --> 01:49:32,960
Vi, I have to go.
1708
01:49:32,961 --> 01:49:36,634
VIOLET: Fine,
but hear the offer first.
1709
01:49:36,635 --> 01:49:37,569
I will.
1710
01:49:37,570 --> 01:49:39,033
VIOLET: Call me.
1711
01:49:42,740 --> 01:49:45,578
Hi.
1712
01:49:53,080 --> 01:49:57,348
How would you like to make
a very bad financial decision?
1713
01:50:00,626 --> 01:50:03,354
(ROMANTIC INDIE MUSIC PLAYING)
1714
01:50:23,308 --> 01:50:25,981
(LIVELY CHATTER)
1715
01:53:57,258 --> 01:53:58,093
(MUSIC FADES)
1716
01:53:58,094 --> 01:54:00,998
(INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT ON PA)
1717
01:54:02,032 --> 01:54:04,936
(ROMANTIC FOLK MUSIC PLAYING)
1718
01:56:08,488 --> 01:56:10,127
(MUSIC FADES)