- Aussie Shore! - [cheering]
- Thomas. - Hi. I'm Lily.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you as well.
Tom is so hot.
Ah...wow.
I love sex.
I love love.
Tom knows who mummy is.
Mummy is me. Mummy is Lily.
End of frickin' story.
[Lexie] Tom's a really good kisser.
Darling, how are we?
Ring-a-ding-ding. It's the king.
Callum is where it's at.
[Catia] Con's like the type to bring the best out of me.
[Con] Ah, stop. I'm starting to get a boner.
He has risen!
Do you love me?
I said I love you. I'm not in love with you.
Our bond is just getting closer and closer.
'Cause I'm adopted.
So my mum passed away when I was 12,
and then my dad passed away at birth.
I'm just gonna give you a cuddle anyway.
Aw! Thank you!
We are most definitely becoming a family.
Look, I'll admit it.
Maybe I have caught feelings without even knowing.
[all] Vacay! Vacay!
Time to party with Cati!
This is what family is supposed to be.
It's not all about partying and shagging.
You have to go to work.
[retches]
-Ooh! -Ahh!
I don't think any of these guys
have worked a day in their lives, if I'm honest.
# Happy people dance with me... #
[Catia] Got the rig out and I'm ready to launch.
[Tom] I'm a little bit of a sly fox.
[Lily] I'm the queen 'cause I'm the hottest in Cairns.
[Callum] Your boy is the Rizzonator.
# Happy people dance with me.... #
[Con] Step on my toes, I'll stomp on yours.
[Manaaki] I'm a little bit of a shit stirrer.
[Cooper] Turn up that music and watch me dance.
[Jaeda] I do use my tits to an advantage.
[Lexie] I came out me mum's vagina having a party.
[Kyle] Everyone needs a Kyle in their life.
# Happy people dance with me. #
[All] Aussie Shore!
Lexie, I'm so sick.
I'm not good.
Lexie...
Lexie, I'm not good.
Yeah, you've... you're self-inflicted.
Can you hug me?
[Jaeda] 'Cause you can't back it up three nights in a row.
[Callum] The hangover's brutal.
I got the hangover sweats.
I got the hangover headache.
I tell you what, I don't even think
there was goon in that bag.
I think it was just petrol 'cause it's fucking rough us.
Everyone took advantage of me last night
'cause it was my first time on goon.
Like, they reckon it was white wine.
Bruv, that was 98-octane petrol.
It was fucking putile.
[Manaaki] OK, should we start packing our shit up?
Shall we start cleaning our room?
[Con] Obviously, I'm like that family guy
and I want everyone to be a family.
But when that family's
eventually gonna come to an end soon, it's, um...
..it's sad.
Like, we had an amazing time here.
-[groans] -Yeah.
Yeah.
[Manaaki] How are we gonna... What's the plan of attack?
But for now, we still have a few more days.
I want to live in the moment, get drunk, have fun,
and I guess we'll cross that bridge when it comes to it.
[Catia] This morning is definitely bittersweet.
I feel a mix of emotions.
I feel sad to be leaving everyone.
But all good things come to an end.
The clock is ticking.
What the fuck?
[Catia] I am all about wellbeing,
so this is the best way to start the day.
A bit of cold water therapy.
[Manaaki] Do you want a mocha?
-I need a miracle. -OK.
Yeah, I'll have a mocha, please.
What?
How do I always get caught in the crossfire?
You better fucking pray to whoever it is that you pray to
that I don't get my hands on you.
She's on this morning.
Wakey, wakey!
Eggs and bakey!
[Jaeda] You're on clean-up.
Oh.
Where's the eggs?
[Manaaki] Don't even try me, babe.
[Lily] Who did that? Who did that?
[Jaeda] This house is clean!
Makaaki! Makaaki!
Makaaki, I've got her!
I've got her!
Look at her go. Look at her.
-Oh, shit. -Oh!
Oh, Cati!
I do not enjoy pranks.
I like staying and looking pretty
and just being caught in the crossfire.
Don't do that again.
Catia, the prank wars are on now.
Ooh, Makaaku! Makaaku!
[Catia] I love pranks.
You never know what's coming next.
It's a bit of a shock to everyone's system.
I'm about the pranks. I love it.
[Con] I've got a good question.
Who do you think would be the worst at sex in the house?
-I was just thinking that! -Oh, that's a good one.
Mmm.
Things are getting spicy and it's only the morning.
Usually stuff like this comes out later in the night
when we're all drinking.
[Manaaki] I would say Catia.
Only reason why
is because everyone knows I don't like noise
and I already know she's...
-Wouldn't it be Kyle? -I'm vocal as fuck.
[Manaaki] No, I think Catia's louder than Kyle.
-Catia's louder. -I am. I am.
I'm here to have a good time.
Lil?
I feel like just 'cause of...
-..half chub. -Yeah, I'll take that.
-Half chub. -[Lily] Couldn't get hard.
I couldn't get it... I couldn't get it up.
-That's alright. -[Lily] Yeah.
King Con?
More like failed dong.
Wait, we've got Lexie. Lexie, Lexie.
I think...
I think, um, Con's dick would be way too big for me.
-So... -Stop it.
Does that mean Callum's is smaller?
-Technically... -Oh! [laughs]
Oh!
No!
[Manaaki] Good job, Kyle!
That's not what I fucking said!
[Manaaki] Our time in the house is coming to an end.
And today is definitely our opportunity
to show the community that we're not just, you know,
rampant party animals,
that we do have hearts
and we do like to give back
and to just show that we do care.
It's all about fundraising today.
Over the last few years,
Cairns has been hit with, you know,
a lot of cyclone damage and stuff.
A sausage sizzle, you know,
is a real simple thing.
Pretty much you give them, like, a shit sausage,
they give you a donation towards your cause
and everyone's happy, happy.
Pumped, are you, everyone? Last day at work.
Let's fucking go!
For our final job, it's really special,
so the whole family is going to go.
We're going to put in our best.
Cairns has been so accommodating to us.
It's the least we could do
to give back and say thank you
for everything that they've done for us.
# 'Cause we do what I want... #
[Cooper] Shit!
# 'Cause we do what I want... #
Whoa!
Sausages!
Why is everyone so excited to work? What the fuck?
Today's job is just making sausage sizzles
for the community of Cairns.
How could these lot fuck this one up?
Have any of us done volunteer work before?
Yeah, every Sunday.
A lot of my childhood,
my parents let me volunteer,
so I love it.
I'm ready for it.
So we take everything they didn't sell
and we give it to, like, mums that can't afford food.
We give them all their bread.
There is something new
that is just so wholesome
that I feel like I learn something about you
every single day.
-Oh, well, you know. -So cute.
Wow.
I have actually volunteered once,
and I left halfway through
because I got bored.
-I feel like shit now. -I mean...
Is Vinnies...taking your clothes to Vinnies charity?
Whoo!
Setting up, setting up. Setting up.
Let's go, let's go.
Alright, let's get right into it.
Let's lift up one side, Jaeda.
Let's go. This way. Flip. Perfect.
I'm getting right to it.
At the end of the day, this is our last job.
So we need to make sure
that this job is done to perfection.
Open it up.
OK, guys.
So, costumes.
[Callum] You're having a laugh.
No.
-This is yours. -[Callum] That is crazy, bruv.
And then this is your hat.
-Can I change job? -No.
I mean, have a look at how good I look.
I think I look banging. [laughs]
[Catia] It's actually so cute.
Come get your snags, bitch.
Come get 'em.
[Lily] Oh, that's embarrassing.
[Callum] What's happening, darling?
You would fancy me if I wasn't in this,
I promise you.
I've never heard a sausage fart before.
It was a dream team today.
We had Lily, Cooper and myself as the chefs.
I'm a chef in the bedroom.
I'm a chef in the kitchen,
and then I'm the chef in front of the barbecue as well.
Would you like onions with your sausage?
The servers should definitely be, you know,
the most prettiest faces in the house.
Would you guys like a sausage?
Would you guys like any onions on it?
[Lexie] What are you writing 'sosages' for?
-Sausages in aid... -OK.
Callum. Callum.
-In...
-[Lexie] You've spelt 'sausage' wrong.
That boy needs to go back to third grade
and learn how to spell.
-[Tom] 'Saus-ages'. -I need water.
-Can I have some water? -[Tom] 'Saus-ages'.
-That's how you... -[Kyle] 'Saus-ages'?
You wrote 'so-sages'.
What?
-'So-sages'. -What?
S-U...
S-A...
S-A-U-S-A...
Wait, I need to spell it with my hands.
S-A-U-S-A-G-E.
Nah, bruv, there's no U in 'sausages'.
There's no U in 'sausages'.
That's not how you spell 'sausages'.
[Callum] "..cyclone relief."
I don't think Callum went to school.
Callum might have, uh, decided at an early age
that school is not for him.
OK, so we've got sausages, we've got onions,
we've got sauces.
[Catia] How are you?
Thanks a lot.
Oh!
[Jaeda] No. If you give us the 50, Cooper can go home with you.
-Yeah. -That's the deal around here.
Alright, Cooper!
-[Cooper] Oh, we're going. -[Manaaki] See you, Cooper!
-[Cooper] We're going. -[Manaaki] Bye, Cooper.
[Cooper] We're outta here.
Whoa!
Thank you guys so much for supporting cyclone relief.
Come on, guys, we've got this.
It's our bosses. It's our ex-bosses.
That's Pauly.
You haven't got all bloody day.
It needs to be done, we need to get out of here,
it needs to be done properly.
[Manaaki] Want a sausage? For today we've got onions.
We've got three sauces. What are you feeling like?
Uh, chilli, mate. No chilli?
Oh!
Pauly's spicy!
[Lexie] Fish man! Aquarium man!
Hi!
How come you didn't wear a uniform?
I can't believe all our old bosses come through.
-Wherever you go. -I will.
To see the people we worked for,
people we've met, to actually come back...
How are we all?
..it's special.
Would you like a sausage today?
[Catia] Hi! Oh!
Stop that!
I am honestly so happy to see the senior citizens.
Oh, you guys look stunning.
The last job that I had with them
was such a wholesome job.
One, two. One, two.
Oh, my God! Oh my God! Catia's boob's out.
Oh, my boob's out!
Walk and...side tap.
-[Callum] As yummy as me? -Yeah!
That's impossible.
Oh, and that's the big boss. Final level.
[Lexie] Oh, it's the boss! The boss!
[cheering]
I am unbelievably proud today.
I couldn't be a happier boss right now.
[Manaaki] Would you like a sausage?
Yes.
Yes. And would you like some onion on that?
Love onion.
I love a sausage.
Doesn't everyone?
Sausages in your mouth.
Sausages in your vagina.
I love any type of sausage.
Even sausage dogs.
Guys, listen, I am so proud of youse.
You've done so well.
You have pulled it out of the bag.
And because of all of your hard work today,
we can donate $705 to Cyclone Relief.
[cheering]
We are so grateful that Cairns has been able to host us here.
Aussie Shore, and the very first one.
[Kyle] You've been the best boss ever!
I don't know if it's the onions making me cry,
I don't know whether it's the feels.
I don't know whether it's Callum in that suit,
but I'm feeling it right now.
So you guys want to help us tidy up as well?
[laughs]
[Manaaki] How do you reckon...?
I reckon we did a pretty good day at work, no?
-Yeah. -We did.
[cheering]
[Manaaki] It's crazy that this is almost over.
A little bit worried that, uh,
I'm gonna get a little bit of separation anxiety.
What are words you'd use to describe
your Aussie Shore experience?
I'll go first, fuck it.
Is 'fuck it' one of your words?
-No. -Oh.
Honestly,
undescribable and memorable.
Oh, you went deep.
[Kyle] Oh, that's deep.
Mine would be loud,
dirty and horny.
Loud, dir... You're not wrong.
Chaotic
and probably smelly after...
Yeah, after...after fucking Snuffleupagus over here.
[Cooper] Yeah.
Mine would be, um, nude.
And Lily.
Oh!
That is the best fucking thing I've heard
in this whole fucking house the whole summer.
I would say verbatim,
miaow,
and I would just say titties.
I feel like all you girls - titty, titty, titties.
[Con] Yeah, I've seen titties every single night.
-See? -[Catia] Yep, perfect.
Wait, but a bit more looser so we don't see the back fat.
It's Charlotte's final night,
so we're going out on a staff night out.
[Kyle] We did such a good job today with the sausage sizzle
that the wet pussies are on Charlotte tonight.
I cannot wait.
Do you want me to dry it for you?
[Callum] It dries pretty quick, don't it?
It does.
Our boss is Charlotte Crosby.
Staff drinks is not going to be one drink.
Staff drinks is going to be...shots.
Drinks.
More shots, more drinks.
[Jaeda] No, no. No, no, no.
[Kyle] Lexie!
She's actually sexy as fuck, isn't she?
-She is. -Fuck it.
Do you know what, guys?
I've got something to tell you this whole time,
I've got a girlfriend.
-[laughs] -[Con] Oh, imagine!
Imagine.
Oh!
Charlotte has got no idea how us Aussies drink.
Good luck, Charlotte.
[shouting, cheering]
[all] Charlotte! Charlotte! Charlotte! Charlotte!
-[Manaaki] Guys, guys! -Charlotte! Charlotte!
Where's those wet pussies? Where's the tequila?
Let's get the party started.
We can't keep Charlotte waiting!
[cheering]
Staff party with Charlotte!
[cheering]
Wet pussy shots! Wet pussy shots! Wet pussy shots!
[Kyle] Yes!
[Lily] We are partying with Charlotte tonight.
I am so excited.
The fact that I'm going to be able to party
with Charlotte, my boss.
I've partied with bosses.
I've fucked bosses. I've argued with bosses.
I've done everything when it comes to a boss.
Step right up. Step right up with the boss.
With the boss.
I've been waiting for this for a whole goddamn month.
So they're not only late for work,
they're late for nights out.
Being a boss is exhausting,
but I don't want this to end.
I think this boss life is for me.
I've found my calling.
It's being the boss of a group of wild Aussies.
I think every single person in this house
has wanted to go and drink with the boss.
Like, the boss is an icon.
[All] Charlotte! Charlotte!
Charlotte!
[Manaaki] Have you been enjoying the shots?
I've done all of your shots and more!
Three, two, one.
Yeah!
Oh.
[Catia] This is the best staff party
that I've ever had in my life.
I mean, it's going to be very hard
to top a work break-up
with Charlotte Crosby.
Come on!
Like, try top that, I dare you. Go!
We should have tequila!
[Lily] Yes, yes! Can we have tequila?
[Lexie] Charlotte is crazy.
She still knows how to party.
Like, she brings it.
She's just unstoppable.
Do we think that we are crazier than the Geordies?
-Crazy! Crazier, yeah, you are! -You reckon?
I know you are!
[Cooper] Charlotte's just fucking beautiful.
Everything she says. Her accent's just attractive.
That boss bitch energy.
She, um...she holds her own.
She flaunts the room.
[Manaaki] What's your favourite drinking game to play?
Um...
Let's play...
..drink it all!
[Charlotte] I cannot believe that this is almost over.
I have had the very best time
being the Aussie Shore boss.
And 11 Jagerbombs.
I am going to miss these guys so much.
Guys, the most important thing of all
that I've learned throughout the whole experience
is you will make friends in here
who will become like family.
Like me and Holly and Sophie,
we are like sisters.
What you've got to remember is
if you have a little tiff,
just remember that you're going to be in each other's lives
for a long time.
Apart from Callum, because he's heading back on the safari.
[Catia] Charlotte's words are like Bible.
Charlotte's advice
will be handed down to generations and generations.
[Lily] I just want to say,
and I'm going to get vulnerable right now...
Oh, Lily!
..meeting everyone...
..like...
..like...this has, like, been the best experience
I feel like all of us have had.
Every...any person in this house,
I have all different connections with -
stronger, not as stronger.
Like...
Oh, I just can't even explain it, like...
Lily, it's been incredible, hasn't it?
-Yeah. -It's been life changing.
It's an emotional time.
You have had the best summer.
[Lily] I hate saying it, and I fucking hate this word,
but it literally is like a family.
[cheering]
[Catia] Cheers!
[Lily] I feel like I've come quite close to everyone.
[Cooper] Everyone's spirits are pretty high.
Some people are exhausted
because we've been partying a lot,
but that's what we're here for.
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!
[All] Oi! Oi! Oi!
[Charlotte] Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!
[All] Oi! Oi! Oi!
-One more! -Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!
[All] Oi! Oi! Oi!
To the best night ever.
All I want to do is sleep.
[Raps] # Hey, my name is Cati
# I like to party and get naughty... #
Yeah!
Who's ready for bed?
Oh.
I'm going to bed.
I'm so exhausted
and I want to hold myself ready for tomorrow.
I'm fucking so tired.
[Lexie laughs] Yeah!
[Tom] These mornings are getting so hard.
I found it very hard to fall asleep last night.
It's the first time in the house ever.
Maybe it's the vodka Red Bulls.
Maybe it's the fact that I know this is actually done.
Guy's, last day here.
Last day. Fuck.
Last night was a fucking good night.
Last night was so much fun.
[Con] I'm exhausted, but nothing today is going to stop me.
It's family, family, family today.
And if anyone's got a problem,
they can suck my left toe.
Why aren't you guys in the shag pad?
Nah, we were literally just...
We literally went straight to bed.
We were just pissed, so we were just like, ah, fuck it.
Let's just sleep in the double bed here.
[Manaaki] Anyone else in the shag pad?
-Callum and Lexie. -[Tom] Is Cooper here?
Wait, Callum and Lexie went to the shag pad last night?
-Yep. -Oh, boy.
Hey!
That's gross.
"That's gross." [laughs]
Let's make one thing clear.
That shag pad was on loan.
Callum, you owe me 20 bucks.
You're so cute.
[laughs]
I slept in the shag pad last night.
First time in there.
So comfy.
Hey, can we... Can I just say, how much better is the shag pad?
No-one's fucking yelling.
No-one's screaming in the morning.
-It's peaceful. -Yeah.
I feel like I'm on a retreat.
There was no shagging last night.
It's actually nice to just play around.
No pressure, you know.
One day, is it? Is it one day left now?
Yeah. Oh, today...
This is our last night.
Today is going to be an emotional one, for sure.
Weird. Like, it hasn't hit me.
It's just like this is it.
Like, this is the last day, the last night.
Like, family can feel it this morning.
Like, we all know that we're at the end.
So I think everyone's emotions
are a bit high.
Happy last day, everyone.
[All] Aww!
[Lexie] I think everyone's going to be very emotional today.
[Jaeda] I'm very vulnerable today.
[Catia] Oh!
[Jaeda] I'm cupping your tit.
I think we need to do something special today.
Like, something memorable.
Have a bit of fun with it.
-Tattoos. -Go-karting.
How about paint and sip?
I love sip and paint.
I love sipping alcohol. I like painting as well.
Why not put two together?
And I feel like it's a bonding experience.
-Yeah! -Yeah.
I think that's the vibe.
Paint each other and get drunk.
100%. Let's go. Let's do it.
Hey!
I've got a car full of hot 10s.
-[Lily] I know. -[Catia] Right?
So basically, we're painting,
but it's just an excuse to get drunk.
-Yeah. -Yeah.
-I'll make the most of that. -[laughs]
Leonardo DiCaprio? Da Vin...
No, it's Leonardo da Vinci isn't it?
DiCaprio's the actor.
Um...
I don't know that many paintings...
..painters, to be honest.
-Ooh! -Oh!
[all exclaim]
-[Catia] Nice. -[Manaaki] Who's going with who?
Cal, you're with me.
What better way to end Aussie Shore than with paint and sip?
It's wholesome, there's drinking,
there's painting, there's embarrassment.
Cheers to our last activity.
To being hot and to having a good night tonight.
Let's get it!
[Tom] But it is a way to bring everyone together,
because laughing is the best medicine
and that's what this is going to bring.
Alright. Shall we get straight into it?
Alright.
I'm gonna...
My vision for Cooper right now is nudity,
sex, tattoos,
hip thrusting, hunky men,
gym.
What the fuck is that?
Lily, you're fucked.
No, what is that?
Lily, you're... What is that?
[Callum] What the fuck is going on?
[Con] I couldn't find another colour!
No-one take offence
to what anyone looks like on this board, please.
I feel like this was a really, really cute
last activity to do together.
I've loved it. Honestly, I have.
A bit of fun, a bit of banter.
We'll just see how it unfolds
once we do the big reveal tonight.
We need to go out with a bang.
And I think it's gonna get messy.
Let's go. Let's do it, guys.
Before I came into the house,
I wanted to buy something for everyone.
It is the final night together.
What?!
I was like, you know what?
I'm gonna get a face mask for everyone.
I don't know these people.
I don't know what's going on.
But, like, the way that I show love is by giving.
I want to make sure that everyone is feeling refreshed.
I'm now going to walk you guys through a guided meditation.
Oh, yes, Cati!
[Catia] Everyone needs to be positive vibes, good spirits.
So everyone get your meditation caps on.
We're doing some meditation
guided by me.
Alright.
[Kyle] Alright, do we have to do any movements,
or can we just listen to your voice?
You can just listen to my voice.
We're going to start
with focusing on our breath.
[Kyle] Breathe in.
[Catia] And breathe out.
Let...
..your breath...
..guide you.
I am not good at this.
I have no idea what I'm doing.
Everyone, shh!
Focus on the moment.
Shh.
If I can be a meditation instructor while eating,
sign me up.
I think that was great.
Let's start getting ready, boys.
Alright.
This does not feel like it's our last night.
I can't get it in my brain.
It is the final night
and we are going out with a bang.
Maybe even literally.
-Oh, my fucking God! -[cheering]
-Oh, my God! -[Lexie] Yeah!
[Con] Alright, let's hand these out.
Cooper, that's you. Callum.
I'm excited to present my painting.
I think I've just created a masterpiece.
All yours. Babe, that's you.
Oh!
He better have a big cock!
Have a look, Cati.
- I love it! - [laughs]
It's me!
Oh!
[Manaaki] Fuck, that looks like you, bro.
Oh, wow.
What is going on?
That was meant to be his abs.
I accidentally put nine abs.
Is that Callum or Lexie?
I'm not looking.
Holy fucking shit.
Focus on that.
What the fuck is that?
Why is my head shaped like that?
Guys, come on.
[laughter]
Whoa!
It looks like fucking Planet Ape.
I look like an ape.
Man!
I just kind of, like,
that thing looks like it's gonna kill me.
Like, I actually can't look at it.
[Callum] I told you it was lame.
That's a man!
Like, that literally is a man.
It's fucking scary as fuck.
-So obviously... -Yes!
[laughs]
[Callum] Jaeda, well done.
[Lexie] Well done, Jaeda!
[laughs]
I swear to God, it's going in my room.
[Tom] That's got to go up in your room.
Family is definitely not blood.
It is not even have anything to do with blood.
Family is 100% what you make it
and who you call close to home.
I don't want to leave this one. I just made this one.
I spent a month creating this one.
I spent a month cleaning for this one.
You know? I don't want to leave them yet.
Oh, wow.
Oh, my God. No fucking way.
She looks like something out of South Park.
I know.
Wait. Come here, come here.
First off, I will say one thing.
I know there's stuff that's happened in your past
and I hope you know, no matter what happens,
every single fuck in here
has fucking got you, no matter what.
To not be with... Not everyone knows my backstory.
I've obviously lost both my parents in really hard ways.
My father, unfortunately, was murdered.
And my mum died of an overdose.
I want to tell the family my story,
and I want to let them in to that vulnerable part of me
that I don't always let people see.
Adoption is a big thing for me,
and family is a big thing for me.
And family is not blood.
Family is what you make it
and each and every one of you.
And I know we're having fun here.
I know we drink. I know we get drunk.
But every single one of you have shown me
what beautiful hearts you have.
[sobs]
No, we love you.
[Jaeda] I don't want to leave any one of you.
[Tom] Oh, gosh.
[Manaaki] Oh, fuck me!
Pass me that towel. Pass me that towel.
[Jaeda] Come here. Come here.
[Kyle] Oh, I've never cried so much in my life, Jaeda!
I think Jaeda has got the biggest heart in the world.
She's such a beautiful girl.
We are your family now.
I mean, we're always going to be your family.
We love you, Jaeda, babe.
Fuck, yeah.
[Cooper] No, we are fucking proud of you.
[Jaeda] Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
It feels good to share my story with everyone here.
It lets people in.
So then I am... I am unburdening myself
as to why I value them.
Fucking Jaeda!
Jaeda!
Here is to Jaeda.
You know, they know everything about me now.
There's nothing... They've seen my butthole, OK?
They know all my deep, dark secrets.
So, you know, they know me
in all of my forms.
I know, I know, I know.
It's fucked.
I think it's like...
For me, it's like, um...
We're so close with our parents and to hear that...
Don't. I know. I know, I know.
It's alright.
[Lexie] Hearing Jaeda's story tonight,
it's brought us 100% closer
and really highlighted
the importance of family.
She's probably, hands down,
one of the strongest people I've ever come across.
I feel really hurt for her.
The fact that Jaeda feels so connected with everyone
and so invited into a family again...
Yeah, it's honestly
really eye-opening
from what she's gone through,
and I just... I'm feeling for her right now.
I just want to cheers everyone to the summer of my life.
Summer of our life.
This is the best fucking summer I've ever had.
I'm sorry I keep getting sentimental
but I fuckin' will!
So let's cry, cunt. Let's do it!
[cheering]
[Callum] That's the one, baby.
I'm so excited for Woolshed!
Final night, let's go!
[Con] It's our last night.
Woolshed's gonna have no clue what hit it.
[Manaaki] Here's to family!
-Oi! -[Cooper] Ready?
Three, two, one!
-Let's go! -Whoo!
[Manaaki] I think it being our last night,
all of our problems and arguments in this house
tonight's finally our time to connect as a family
and, you know, just spend time with each other.
# Energy!
# Energy! #
This is our final night to tear the dance floor up.
Like, you've got to go to the dancefloor
and just absolutely lose it.
Here's to me!
The music's pumping, the girls are flowing
and the drinks just keep coming.
Jaeda, baby, chips and gravy.
[Cooper] You can't leave the Shore house
without hooking up with a bird on the last night.
And that's exactly what we did.
[Catia] Emotions are running tonight again
between Con and I.
I feel like I'm way too much for Con.
I think that I'm so wild
and Con definitely can see that as well.
So it's best that we just keep it as
a bro-sis type of energy,
because we don't want to be butting heads.
It's just not worth it at the end of the day.
Me and Catia, we had a lot of on and off moments.
Sometimes we love each other,
sometimes we hate each other.
Sometimes we wanted to kill each other.
I think for now,
friends is definitely where it's going to stay.
What happens in the future?
Who knows?
Exactly, I love you, bro.
Oh, I love the three of us.
I feel great.
Honestly, what an experience.
I just feel very grateful
for everything we've had and done.
I'm starving.
So am I.
What a night.
We absolutely teared Woolshed up.
-I love you, man. -I love you too, brother.
I think we went out with that bang.
I'm taking a piss.
Oh, I'm sorry, giraffe.
This is actually the end.
And it's just really nice to be able to
be with everyone at the moment
and just, like, really take it in.
Was there fruit flies all over our food?
[Con] I don't give a fuck right now.
Yeah, I don't care.
-[Tom] One more. -[Con] Tom?
[Tom] What is it?
[Con] Oh, my God!
[Jaeda] Cooper! Cooper, I think you've had enough to drink.
-[Tom] Oh, my God! -I just nearly broke my rib.
Vibes are good.
Everyone's happy.
There's no drama tonight.
I had a great night.
Ah!
[laughs]
Don't, you'll break the bed!
Fuck the bed.
Hey? I want to fuck!
Stop! Get in there now!
Ahh!
[Manaaki] It's our last morning.
Uh, how are we all feeling today?
I've never cried so much in one fucking night.
Mate, I don't think any of us have cried that much.
-[Kyle] No. -[Con] Sure?
-I have. -[Kyle] I definitely haven't.
You'd think it's stopped...
-..and then it wasn't. -[Kyle] And then it'd just...
And then it came again.
It was going off like a broken sprinkler.
I'm definitely gonna miss
waking up with everyone there.
It's kind of like that school camp vibe again.
And you just really wake up with a day
knowing that you're going to have a good day,
because everyone else is in the room with you.
[Lexie] Morning, guys.
Hey. Oh.
Why do I feel emotional? Ew.
[Jaeda] 'Cause it's our last day.
[Con] You sit down and you realise
how blessed you are to be in this moment
with the people you're with.
Actually enjoying every second, every moment.
Then towards the end of it,
I blinked and we're packing our suitcases.
It just smells like sweat.
It smells like slut.
It's hard not to get choked up.
# Last night we said we knew this was the end
# Woke up, came right back to do it again
# Blew in from nowhere like dust in the wind
# Waiting for the sun to fade out
# Like I'm halfway home. #
Oh!
Leaving is the weirdest feeling.
I can't even explain it.
I feel something towards you
but I don't know what that means or how much or...
I don't know, but clearly I do.
Yeah, OK. Well, I feel the same.
I don't know, like...
# I feel that rhythm in my body
# Like some sweet melody through my veins... #
For me, like, there is 100% unfinished business.
Well, that's bulldust!
All in all, I'd have to summarise this experience
as nothing but fucking chaos.
So me and Cooper are going. You guys keep packing.
But me and Cooper have got to go.
-Oh, my God. -Yeah.
-[Tom] What? -No, like actually.
[Tom] Shit.
[Manaaki] My time in the Aussie Shore house
would probably be
fornicating,
fighting
and family.
See you, Tommy.
I'm not crying, you are.
Miss you already.
I could actually cry saying see ya to you two boys.
See you later.
[Kyle] Cooper!
Take your painting, big dog.
I've already got it in my hand.
-[Kyle] Bye. -The car's ready to go.
I have no regrets. I've been true to who I am.
You know, a pot stirrer.
No regrets at all.
Take care, boys.
We'll see you very soon.
See you later.
I'll talk to you soon. Miss youse.
-Miss you already. -I miss you already.
Hold the door for us. Come on.
I've had the best time.
I've had the best experience.
And, um, I love everyone here.
See ya!
Whenever there's drama, just ignore that bullshit
and shake your hips.
Bye, guys!
[All] Bye!
Love you all!
[Jaeda] Love you!
I'll miss you.
# ..moment and we build a life
# So don't tear it down in the blink of an eye... #
Con's really feeling it.
-Look. -I know, I can tell.
[Con] I'm gonna miss all of them. All of them.
The hero's gonna keep the family together.
Oh, the first ones in.
-Alright. -Go, go, go!
Leave, leave, leave!
I hate slow goodbyes.
This summer would have to be
the best experience of my life.
# Whoa, whoa, whoa
# Don't give in... #
[Lily] You're always pulling on the heart strings. I can't.
Always. Always.
Enjoy your dirty kitchen without me.
I'm leaving the house more open,
more ready for the world,
and with a frickin' good experience under my belt that
it's going to take me through the rest of my life.
[Kyle] This was the time of my life.
We all need to count our blessings,
especially us who have been fortunate enough
to have this experience together.
But I'll be honest,
I'm not gonna look back
because, my God,
I need a week off drinking.
[Catia] Oh, gosh.
Oh, God!
It feels like yesterday
that I just walked into this house.
Oh, no! I've broken my suitcase.
Now we're here and I'm leaving!
I've got too much.
I don't like that!
Nuh. I want to stay here forever.
Bye, people!
Bye, house.
Hey!
Party with Cati!
Let's get it.
I need to come back.
Nah, my work here isn't done.
I didn't even use the shag pad.
[Tom] It has been the best.
We've got to go.
[Lily] Yeah.
# Stay with me
# I'm falling for you... #
I don't really know what I want with Lily.
It's feeling like this whole friends thing we've been doing.
Uh, yeah.
It seems to have worked until now.
But now that we're saying bye, it's like,
I don't really want to say bye.
# I guess, I guess I needed you... #
[Lily chuckles]
[Lily] Tom,
it's bittersweet.
But it was fun.
We had the best time ever.
Oh, what the fuck?
# This is where we say goodbye
# This is where we draw the line... #
Got to say bye to the shag pad.
Oh, and these birds have watched me have sex every night.
Definitely a bittersweet feeling,
knowing that, you know,
we've had the best time ever
living together every second of the day,
having sleepovers every night.
Literally just living in the moment.
Toxic, bad, ugly, good, exciting.
Like, all the good memories, all the bad memories.
Like, I wouldn't change it for the world.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Yeah, I'm excited to see what happens on the outside.
I'm sad, but I'm not sad at the same time
'cause it's definitely not the end.
# This is where we say goodbye. #
Until next time!
I'll see you again, house!
# Happy people dance with me
# Happy people dance with me. #