♪ MTV. ♪
There's some temptation with Francesco,
and I'm trying to resist it.
Are we going to the shag pad?
If he was to bring someone home, I'd blow up.
Fuck! I've seen this script before.
- Don't look at me! - Sorry.
Absolutely not. You wanna fuck my man? No.
You've literally made up a lie over nothing.
A lie over what?!
- Over nothing. - A lie over what, Manaaki?!
A lie over fuckin' what?!
I just want Lily to fuck off.
- Over. All the way over. - Oh!
Yeah. My leg's fucked up.
I need to go see the doctor.
Yes.
I might have been in fuckin' hospital, but I'm back.
This is my house. I've been here since day one.
I'm gonna be here till the end of the fuckin' earth.
He's my type.
I made him come. He made me a coffee.
He used the goodnight card on me.
- Doesn't finish you off? - No.
That's crazy talk.
Well, I'm gonna be done with this conversation, then.
Have a great night. Enjoy your stay.
I'm gonna be leaving today.
Sorry?
Your new assistant manager is...
- Hello! - Oh, my God!
Fuck off!
Manaaki's slept with two guys.
He's cheating on me.
That hairstyle's definitely a choice.
I hope we can establish
a "no fraternising with your work colleagues" environment
because, yeah, that's not happening.
Aussie Shore!
Brrr-eee!
♪ 'Cause I do what I want ♪
♪ 'Cause I do what I want. ♪
Let there be light.
Was that a drama-free night last night?
- Lachie kicked off, didn't he? - It was the boy-man thing.
Oh, fuck. Sorry.
I kicked off.
- Again. - Again.
Last night was deadset eventful.
It was the roller-coaster ride
that we, uh, apparently haven't got off yet.
When did you even start to kick off?
He's a very loud fella, Cal,
and I heard everything that was said.
He basically called me immature, a boy,
and Catia was just there laughing.
Huh.
After the whole fuckin' summer, all I've been doing
is trying to protect her and her feelings...
- Yeah. - Which is a real mature move.
- Mm. - You know?
We've been through this whole journey together.
I just expected more from her, to not slag me off
and laugh hysterically in front of my face.
Yeah.
Just sort of felt like I was getting mugged off.
Obviously, there's sexual tension there,
but I'm set on just being friends with Catia.
At the end of the day,
I probably should've made her come,
but I didn't I was selfish, and...
Deal with it.
Like, fuck, lock me up and put me in prison for it, cunt.
Bit rich from Callum
calling me a boy for not finishing off a woman
when he basically turned Lexie lesbian.
Even I said to Callum, "Let's be honest, Cal,
"you and me haven't made every girl come."
He goes, "If any."
We've all been there.
Manaaki's man.
Manaaki! Tell us about Anthony.
Anthony called me a 6.5 in the bedroom
and honestly, it's probably a little bit generous.
Manaaki doesn't like sounds.
He doesn't like, you know, crazy movements.
He's just... he just loves sex.
I just love sitting there, and you do whatever...
- Yeah. - You want to do to me
and then I'll be like, "Yeah, sweet."
I know. I should have given him a few tips.
Yeah.
I think Manaaki's had a little bit of post-nut clarity.
I mean, we all know Manaaki
once he's had a taste of something,
he's no longer interested anymore.
Love was in the air last night!
Love was in my mouth last night.
"Love was in my mouth last night"!
He will not come until I come.
It's all about pleasing me.
Good on ya, slayer.
You deserve to get pounded.
Hee-hee-hee!
Three rounds with Tino is my fuckin' personal record.
Last time, I couldn't even handle him once!
- Go, Lexie. - I know. Lex.
Yeah, go you...
I just got my pussy.
You got your pussy back!
- Yeah, you did. - That was, like...
That was wild.
I literally bolted.
I was like, "That's my fucking girl!"
I'm getting the sweats even talking about it,
but, like, it was fucked, in the best way possible.
It was, like, the best to see her.
I'm so happy your dream came true.
- Like, this was your dream... - It was.
From the moment you got into these doors,
I swear you were, like, hoping and wishing for Kodi.
- Kodi was willing. - I know.
- And she came through! - I know!
Mate, the house is absolutely fucked.
Everyone's feeling great.
I got fucked, Manaaki got fucked, Lexie got fucked.
I mean, today's a good morning.
Have you ever toe-fucked someone before?
Nah.
Do you wanna try?
- I did. - Have you?
You've toe-fucked someone?
It was more funny than anything, but.
It wasn't like I'm getting off to it.
Fuck, it's hot.
What do you feel like doing today?
Water park.
What about an obstacle course?
Like, a water obstacle course?
Or maybe go out for drinks?
How about whitewater rafting?
- Ooh! - Oh, yeah.
Con needs to stop suggesting stupid ideas!
Alright, let's get up, get ready.
Girls, youse look fuckin' wonderful.
If youse need to do anything,
which I don't think youse do, do it.
If not, let's fuckin' party.
What better way to start your day than whitewater rafting?
There's gonna be adrenaline, extreme sports,
probably a few tears,
but it's gonna be the best fuckin' day you've ever had.
I'm excited!
Let's rock out with our cocks out.
I am so keen for whitewater rafting.
It's always been something I want to do,
so I am just ready to get amongst it and get involved.
Rapids at the start look pretty fuckin' rapid!
I get there and it's just a whole massive-arse river
with rocks and jaggedness and drops.
If I drown, no-one's even gonna hear me scream.
Welcome.
- Hi. - Hi.
What we're gonna do
is we're gonna get you dressed up into some gear.
It's one size fits all, so just help yourself.
Kyle's looking hot.
I saw him with his top off and I was like, "Yum."
Oh...
I got some serious dramas.
- Catia, fuck. - What?
Like, I'm in so much pain, it's not even funny, eh.
I am done with the hot and cold, hot and cold with Lachie.
I'm done with the flirt during the day, argue at night.
I'm just gonna be in pain for the whole day.
- Why are you in pain? - Oh, I got blue balls.
- It's like just fuckin'... - Well, then fuck her.
It's absolutely, like, just fucking pulling.
I don't know what to say to you.
Look, I don't know if I'm being overdramatic
of not being friends with him just because...
...I'm dissatisfied,
but I feel off him.
Like, I'm really off him.
You wanna sit right on the outside of the raft.
- OK? - No way!
I've seen people busted lips, broken noses.
Stop.
One lady got hit in the eye and her entire eyeball popped out.
- Stop, stop, stop! - OK?
"Oh, only SOME people have broken their arm."
Ha! Only some people get punched in the face, too -
and you're about to!
Come on, let's go! Let's go!
Hold on to your dicks, boys! It's about to get moist!
Manaaki!
We go through the first pass
and I thought that our raft flipped.
And I can tell that these raging rapids are just gonna get worse.
So, that was nothing. Alright?
This is where the big ones come in, just down here.
Let's get something scarier!
Come on, Jaeda!
Are you having a panic attack, Jaeda?
Jaeda is terrified.
I have not seen her like this.
Jaeda's literally on strike.
Why is she on strike? What's going on, Jae?
Alright, Jaeda, pep talk time.
You know what's crazy?
You actually don't have to do whitewater rafting.
You can actually just stay home.
You know what white water I want? A bubble bath.
They keep talking about these big-arse drops,
and I don't want to get hurt.
I don't think that's stupid.
Jaeda, you're with us.
I won't let anything happen to you, I promise.
OK? You get... I'll grab you, and I'll fuckin' pull you in.
Slay that thing like you slay the dick.
I'm freaking out. I hate this. I'm crying.
But we're already halfway through.
- Hold on! - Hold on.
Oh, fuck me!
Whaa-hoo! Whaa-hoo!
Holy fuck!
Fuck!
Not out of the woods yet!
Fuck, yeah!
I'm proud of myself.
I faced my fears.
Hell, yeah.
Aussie Shore! Aussie Shore!
This is what this house is all about.
It's about people coming together as a family,
Aussie Shore!
Just washes away all the fuckin' bullshit we have to deal with.
We're there for each other at the end of the day.
- Mwah. - Jaedy-Jae.
I did it!
That was one of the best activities we've ever done.
But what I'm more keen for is
to go back and have a good dinner.
- Can you cook? - Yeah, can you cook?
I'm really good at cooking healthy food.
And I just... I don't plan it.
- I just wing it. - Same.
And it always ends up fuckin' cracker.
Who do you reckon's gonna be the best cook?
- I reckon Lexie. - Lex?
You know why? Because you're gonna be cooking with love.
I am, and that's the key.
That's what I always say you gotta cook with love.
Family dinner. I am so excited.
Like, cooking is my love language.
I cook for the people I love.
So... I'm cooking for my family tonight.
I did not realise until I got into a relationship
how much I love...
- Cooking? - ...cooking for someone.
Yeah.
- Home! Let's get cooking! - Going home!
- Hey! - Alright.
Ingredients be here.
So start your fuckin' cookin'!
Where do the chopping boards lay in this house?
Found this one, son.
Manaaki!
All the boys are in the same bags.
We gotta prep the fuckin' food, make sure all the kids eat, eh?
Nah, it's gonna be a good night.
I cannot cook.
The best way to get out of contributing to a dinner party
is all about positive reinforcement.
Do you know what? It's not about aesthetics,
it's about the love that you put into it.
Guys, I'm here to help.
You wanna cook the chicken for this, and get it ready?
Yes! I'm gonna.
Cook the chicken, stir it for me
so I can have a quick shower and get ready. Please.
- Please, please, please. - Yep. Yep. I'm on it.
I'm into it.
- Yes? - This one here.
One of them? Yeah, because it's got cob loaf...
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. No, no, no. You're lying.
Con!
We can fix it. Five-second rule.
- Get the pot off the ground! - Five-second rule!
She got my chicken off the floor that she dropped
and was gonna put it back in the fuckin' pan.
Five seconds.
I'm not eating fuckin' dirty chicken floor.
Especially with what the fuck's on this floor?
I'm good.
Hello?
Hey!
- No crutches! - I'm walking! I'm walking!
I'm walking!
How are ya?
The first person to come and say hello? San Fran.
Hi, San Fran. I'm back.
- Are you coming to Gilli's? - When I get out of here?
- Fuckin' oath I am. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice.
Yeah, look, I hadn't seen Lily for a few days
and I kind of do miss her, so it's, uh...
...it's a piece in the puzzle in the house that we're missing.
We've created a close bond with each other.
It's honestly the best time I've ever had in my life.
There's the ups and downs. There's roller-coasters.
Activities, jobs, meeting new people.
I love it.
- OK, now I'm fuckin' hungry. - Let's dig in!
- Where are we going? - OK.
Having a family dinner, it's very nostalgic.
The whole family is a very supportive family.
Even the newbies have become like a proper, proper family.
The boys and the girls round by then?
Even though we've been with each other
24-fuckin'-7 this whole summer,
done each other's fuckin' heads in...
But ultimately,
we're there for each other at the end of the day.
There's been a lot of fighting this summer. A lot of fighting.
And from my experience last summer,
if you keep fighting with that person, it's never gonna work.
And I learnt the hard way, so...
I definitely will want to say something.
Obviously, it's the last night.
We're obviously leaving the house tomorrow.
For myself, I've had so much fun.
Besides the throwing chairs and other arguing,
I've had so much fun.
If there is any issues that anyone has
or is there anything going on,
lay it out on the table tonight and sort it out tonight.
'Cause I'm not dealing with this shit no more.
Mummy said do it now, so do it now. Love you guys!
- Yes, Mummy! - Love you.
Lily, I'm gonna take you up on that offer of speaking up.
♪ Let's go all in ♪ ♪ This could fall into place... ♪
Ah, shit.
Catia, you never know what she's gonna say.
Who knows where the fuck this is gonna go?
Catia classic behaviour.
I've been extremely explosive this summer,
and I didn't want to come.
There was a lot of thoughts about not coming,
because I'm still healing and grieving
and going through the whole process of that.
♪ I know you don't ♪ ♪ trust yourself... ♪
This has been the hardest summer for me.
And the people in this room mean the world.
I...
I'm not really feeling 100% myself.
I'm not feeling at my strength.
I've been very fragile this summer.
But I just want to say thank you all for supporting me.
I did not think that I could get through this summer.
I actually didn't.
But looking around at these beautiful faces makes me feel
like I can get through anything with these people.
Honey...
...grief takes as long as it takes.
You will recover, and you'll always love her,
and you'll have these great memories, you know...
I know. -..that you can tell everybody.
- I know. - Yeah.
Oh!
I'm so happy for you.
Like, it's all you needed.
It's all you needed.
- It's exactly what I needed. - It's exactly what you needed.
Thank you for hearing me, for supporting me.
Because if I can get through the hardest loss of my life
with you guys by my side,
then I can absolutely get through anything with you guys.
You know, there were some really heavy moments for me
while being here,
but I'm still here.
So, thank you.
Love you guys.
I haven't met anyone
with the characteristics Catia has.
She is so unique
because Catia knows who she is
and she owns it.
I've started, maybe, a lot of shit here
but, um, you know, I just word it the wrong way
and, uh, yeah.
I'm sorry.
It's been a pretty chaotic journey being in this house.
Although it's been hard, it's been extremely fun.
I don't think I could have as much fun here without Catia.
If you got offended by something that I've said,
it's your problem, cunt.
To a great summer!
To the bottom, pussies!
To the bottom!
♪ Green light, green light ♪
♪ G-g-g-green light, ♪ ♪ green light... ♪
I'm definitely gonna miss these family dinners,
but we are ready for a big night tonight.
♪ Green light ♪
♪ G-green light ♪
♪ Give yourself ♪ ♪ the green light... ♪
Alright, Gilli's game plan. Let's go.
Have fun?
- Jaeda? - Have fun?
Con? Have fun.
Boring!
Let's get fucked up!
I'm gonna party as hard as I can
and hopefully not wake up tomorrow too sore.
♪ You've got the green light. ♪
Your lips are funny.
It's 'cause it's full of filler.
- That's why. - You do look good, though.
- Thanks. - It's plump and thick.
Yeah.
I don't know what is in the air tonight.
But why is Kyle kind of looking hot?
Oh, my God!
- Holy... - Oh, for fuck's...
Ow! Ow!
Since when were Kyle and Manaaki into each other again?
Look at the passion in those lips!
That's a passion pop!
It starts off as a playful, fun kiss.
But why am I kind of into it?
♪ Ha! How many numbers ♪ ♪ we runnin' up? ♪
♪ Ten outta ten ♪
♪ How many times ♪ ♪ are we showin' up? ♪
♪ Again and again ♪
♪ Yeah, we did it once... ♪ ♪Gilligan's! ♪
♪ Run it back... ♪
I am so excited to be at Gilligan's tonight.
We need to show up and we need to show out.
♪ Let's own this night... ♪
Kyle is looking...
- Don't even... - ...hotter tonight.
Aaaagh!
It's a bit weird for me to say,
but am I gonna fuck Kyle tonight?
He hasn't really had his top off this summer,
and I saw him without it and I was like,
"Why would I kinda fuck?"
Oh, my God!
Is there about to be a repeat of Manaaki and Kyle this summer?
Manaaki rooting Kyle is on the bingo card tonight.
Do I see Manaaki and Kyle hitting it off?
OK!
So, you just have to go like this.
I'll do all the moves. Ready?
Alright, shots!
The vibes between Manaaki and I tonight,
they're picking back up.
I am feeling some sort of way towards him.
Shall we cheers?
I'm gonna fuck you later.
I'm finally gonna use the shag pad.
I'm so excited.
Get me home now!
Are you glad I'm back?
Yeah, of course. Yeah, 100%.
He's been holding himself just for you.
You have to say, "I wanna fuck you," not, "I'm horny."
San Fran! You're flirting with me.
This is different.
I don't know. San Fran... San Fran's different right now.
But I'm rolling with it.
- You live, literally, like... - Yeah, we're in the same sub...
- Well, not really. Same... - Area.
Same area, same city, so...
Yeah.
Which is nice.
Lily and I live close to each other,
so we'll definitely be catching up for some sexy time, 100%.
We'll fit each other in.
Maybe. If you're lucky.
♪ Rock out ♪
♪ Got this bad bitches lined up ♪ ♪ wherever I go ♪
♪ 24 sittin' on my truck ♪ ♪ Wherever I go... ♪
With Kyle tonight, he's giving it a bit too easy.
I like to hunt my food.
Like, I'm a primitive boy!
You really don't like shit the easy way, do ya?
Manaaki really likes to play with his food, doesn't he?
OK.
- Don't cheat on me. - You what?
I said, if you cheat on me, I'm killing you.
Kyle needs to slow it down a bit with the desperation.
Because Manaaki has a tendency to get bored
when things get given to him.
- Come on, get... - You're too sweaty!
Oh, my God! See? There's always a fucking excuse.
Oh, you're playing too hard to get, both of youse cunts.
These cunts are playing too many games.
I'm tapping out.
If I wanna watch games, I'll fuckin' watch Lachie and Catia.
Manaaki, come here.
Manaaki's up to his little tricks again,
playing hard to get.
Push! Pull! Push! Pull!
- Love you. - I love youse all.
No, you don't. Do you know why?
'Cause if you're gonna pull this shit from last year,
I'm not gonna be interested.
You're more concerned around who's looking
and who else you're gonna get with.
I'll do both.
- You're a cunt. - You know my game.
I was 100% certain that Manaaki and I
were going to fuck.
And now I'm getting this?
Like, where is this coming from?
What, does a... does a switch in your brain
just all of a sudden go, "Hm. No. Not horny anymore"?
You don't cut my grass in here.
There is no grass.
I've got... I've got people to hook up with.
I AM your grass.
Whoa!
This was such an arsehole move by Manaaki.
Like, why lead me on this whole night
and then all of a sudden the switch-up
and it's like, no, he doesn't want to anymore?
What the fuck?
I'm a shark. I need a hunt for my meat.
Kyle gave it to me too easy.
And Manaaki doesn't like easy.
- You're going? - Yeah.
Why?
Doctor's order.
I would love to stay out, but I've got a fucked-up foot.
I've got a personal cockblock for nine weeks. That's fucked.
- Where are you going? - I gotta go home.
- No! - Don't worry.
I'll see you in the morning. I'll see you in the morning.
- Actually calm down. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's go! Let's go. Come on.
Whoo!
What a night!
The fuckin' king of fuckin' leading people on, hey?
Literally, I actually would've fucked you
if I got more drunk tonight, but I can't be fucked.
Oh, you needed to be drunk to fuck him? That's rude.
This is such a shit feeling.
I hate being rejected.
Yeah, because I'd want more than a 6.5.
- Exactly. - Oh! That was a slay.
No, it was just facts.
I always seem to fall for Manaaki every single time
he starts to give me this bit of emotional attention,
and he knows how to play with my heart.
Nice night, wasn't it?
- Is that a HSP? - Yep!
No doubt Kyle's disappointed
that I don't wanna get with him,
but fuck it, you might just have to wait
a whole 'nother year, Kyle.
I need to get out of this fuckin' kitchen.
Goodnight, guys!
Love you babies.
♪ Bring your body to the floor ♪
♪ Where we'll stop, nobody ♪ knows ♪
♪ We gon' party ♪ till the sun come up ♪
♪ And then party some more ♪
♪ Listen, we won't take calls ♪ till the next afternoon. ♪
Fuck.
Good night. Wholesome.
Yeah.
I'm so pissed off at myself
that I've fallen for Manaaki's games yet again.
Manaaki, how was your night last night?
It was good. Um...
I'm glad that nothing ended up happening,
because I feel like when there's pressure
and when it doesn't happen naturally and organically,
then it just makes things awkward.
Yeah.
Huh?
I'm not repeating myself.
Ooh.
Horny Manaaki was playing his typical games.
And, like, I needed attention,
and Kyle could give me that attention, so,
yeah, I think I'm horny for attention.
Why are you so grumpy today, cunt?
I'm not grumpy.
I said I'm just not repeating myself.
Now we got a fucking Mexican stand-off.
- Ooh. - I actually didn't hear.
I'm gonna be strong.
I'm gonna stay true to myself,
and I'm not gonna give Manaaki another chance.
But if he does have a change of heart,
you know where to find me.
Last night, finally.
Mission accomplished.
No fighting.
Girls were fucked.
I'm feeling great this morning, had no drama last night.
Well, I mean, almost.
How do you think Manaaki was feeling last night?
I couldn't really read Manaaki too well.
He told me at one point he was like, "Maybe I wanna fuck Kyle."
Oh, my God. Really?
Yeah, "Kyle's looking hot," and then I actually was like,
"Manaaki, are you OK?"
He was very headstrong in the idea
of not ever going back there with Kyle.
But, you know...
...they've done it before,
there's a chance of them doing it again.
I'm calling bullshit on Kyle and Manaaki saying
that they're not into each other.
Fuck off! Load of fucking shit.
Like, they want each other. Come on.
Let's just do a family workout.
Maybe, like, just a yoga.
Lachie's hosting a yoga class.
Oh, yes!
This last week, I feel like I've just been crying a lot more,
I've been very emotional.
This is exactly what I need right now.
Welcome to morning stretches.
I am Lachlan.
Hi, Lachlan!
I normally hate yoga,
but when Lachie's dick's involved, you know what?
I can get around this.
Shake it out.
We're in the fucking Aussie Shore house,
If you can't get your dick out, then fuck off.
We wanna see everyone up
and bicycle.
Upside down.
His whole fucking bare arse is shining
and glistening in the sun.
I see dick and balls getting squished,
and I'm... I'm trying to watch the instructor
to know what to do, but I'm struggling.
One, two, three, four.
Yeah!
Really feel that, guys.
Kyle, you've done that before, you dirty...
Go as hard as you were fucking Lily.
Jaeda! Jaeda, you are moving!
The main benefit of doing the old morning routine in the nude
is so you get the vitamin D on your D.
Guys!
Does anyone wanna do some, like, anal
what do you call it?
- What's that? - What do you call this?
Anal gazing!
Does anyone wanna do some anal gazing?
What is that?
Where you put your arse to the fucking...
...your arsehole to the fucking sun.
It's a new one for me, that one.
But good on you, girl.
I think you're just welcoming the light into your body
in a way that's just
really gonna get the light through you.
You're just getting it right in there.
Oh, my God! Yay!
Thank you!
Get it off!
I can't let you do this alone, babe.
Oh, thank you so much.
I feel like this summer, I finally showed who I really was.
I didn't hide myself, I didn't shy away.
I included myself.
I got loud, I got crazy. I just opened up.
And expand.
So, yeah, it's been a good summer.
Ah, it feels good to be back.
- Yeah. - Yay.
Lily, how does it feel being back, big dog?
- Oh, it's so good, cunt. - Eh?
- So good. - How's it feel being back?
So good.
I can sit there. I can sit anywhere.
Oh, sit on my lap.
- Sit on it? - In it.
What? In it?
In it. Sit in my lap.
- Oh. OK. - Are you silly?
I think you're the silly one now.
Over the last 24 hours of me being in the house,
San Fran, you've been opening up to me, and I can see it.
The vibe's different with San Fran right now,
and I'm loving it.
I thought you've come out of your shell
literally the last two days.
- Have I? - Yeah, I would say so.
That's a good thing. Probably should have came out earlier.
I think so.
Do you like me more now?
- Yep. - You do?
It is really nice to see Lily looking happy.
- We can go out in Brissie. - I know.
Yes. We need to take you out.
- You're gonna take me out? - Yes.
- Take me to... - To my bedroom.
Oh! Done.
San Fran and Lily do make a cute couple.
Who's ready?
What is it?
Everyone feels like absolute shit.
People are sad. People don't want to leave.
To cheer everyone the fuck up, what does King Con do?
We got a fucking ice bath.
Oh, no.
We're all gonna have a go in the ice bath.
Doesn't matter if you do a minute, doesn't matter if you do ten.
Con brings back two bags of ice.
Fuck, yeah. Chuck it in the esky.
And it's an ice bath. You fucking kidding me?
This ice bath right now is the best thing
that anyone could ask for.
Everyone's gonna feel better, look better,
and we are back to being that family that laughs, that smiles.
All the way down! All the way down! All the way down!
And, of course, Manaaki is the first person in.
No, don't...
The king of being the centre of attention.
- Come on, Lex! - Babe, down.
Oh, I can't breathe.
Yes, you can. Focus on your breath.
On the last day,
all we want to do is have a leisure activity.
- Ah, my feet, cunt! - Yes.
What the fuck is this?
Go, Rhi.
All the way down! All the way down!
Whoo!
You got this, easy. All day. All day. All day.
Looks like Cati's giving birth.
It's standard.
Yeah, Cesco.
All the way down! All the way down! All the way down!
Francesco looks so cute.
That's fucked.
You got this. Come on, bro.
He is really struggling.
It's the first 30 seconds.
- After that, you're good. - You have to focus.
No, I couldn't look. I was gonna get the ick.
In, in, in.
Oh, my God.
Why the fuck would you wanna put yourself in ice?
Ice are for drinks.
No-one in the house has been saying, "I need a ice bath.
"I need a ice bath. I need a ice bath."
Con, you went out for a present for your fucking self, not us.
- Guys. - Yes, sir?
I've got an idea.
I think as our final day, it would be pretty interesting
if we hosted the first ever Aussie Shore Awards night.
Yeah. Fuck, yeah.
I love that.
Aussie Shore Awards is needed.
This is an essential to find out who's the best in what.
We're dressing up.
- Classy, party. - Definitely.
As the assistant manager, I am so excited to be hosting
the first ever Aussie Shore Awards night.
Aussie Shore Logies.
Instead of, like, Best Actor,
it'll probably be, like, Best Blow Job.
Everyone needs to vote at the voting booth.
It's compulsory.
I am going to nominate myself for the worst tan
because it's incredibly patchy.
But other than that, I'm scared to see what we get voted as.
Alright, shall we vote now?
Good luck, everyone! Get voting!
These are fucked.
"Most Two-Faced."
"Top Shagger."
Oh, we know who that is.
"King of Summer."
I know exactly who that is.
"Most Dramatic." Fuck. Who's most dramatic?
Is it me?
That's a good one.
Ooh... me.
Funniest, me. Best Shagger, me.
Best Head, me. Biggest Ego, me.
Ooh, that's a brutal one.
Me, me, me, me, me.
"Queen of Summer."
We all know who that one is.
You know what? Yeah.
Oh, I'm gonna vote that person in twice.
"Most Argumentative."
Yeah, that's going in.
"Most Toxic."
It couldn't be me.
I already know there will be a few awards coming my way.
And they're probably gonna be the shit awards.
I'm tempted to say me for everything.
I wouldn't do well in politics.
Fuck, this is actually a wild, wild awards night.
Alrighty.
The votes are fucking in. Let's go!
So, guys, what's everyone gonna miss about me?
Do you know what I'm gonna miss about you?
Just thinking to myself, "Where's Rhi,"
then seeing you in the corner of the club,
like, with the hair flip.
I know!
Oh, you're always a hair flicker.
The minute I get tequila in me, I'm...
Whoa!
I can't believe it's actually over.
Does it feel like it went quick for you guys?
Yeah.
It's like a ship. I don't want to leave.
Yeah.
Should I go to the awards like this?
If I don't get the fucking Iconic award,
I'm gonna be throwing fists.
It's been 72 hours
since I've been in the Aussie Shore house,
so I wonder how many fights and fucks I've missed out on.
Hello?
Oh, my tit's out. My tit's already out, speaking to you.
- Charlotte's on the phone! - Hi, Charlotte!
- Everyone, Charlotte! - Hi, Charlotte!
Everyone's saying, "Hi, Charlotte."
I miss you all.
Hearing Charlotte call, it's usually not a good sign.
Like, she's usually giving us all a rinse.
So, I mean, it's the last day,
like, she's got to be nice, right?
Catia, how are you?
Oh, my gosh, I'm so good.
Tonight's the last night, so, like, sad,
but, like, still feeling happy at the same time.
It's been a journey.
This one's been a roller-coaster,
to say the least.
I miss my Aussie kids, but I miss the gossip more.
I need to find out what's going on.
What's going on with you and Lachie?
Um, so, basically,
we've just had a conversation before,
and it's just really confusing.
Like, it's, like, a really up and down, up and down thing.
But we established that we're friends.
Just friends. I've heard it all before.
Is it fuck buddies? Friends with benefits?
Any hole's a go?
Come on, it's gotta be something.
Anyways, enough of the gossiping.
Yeah.
- I miss you all, right? - Miss you.
And I'm very, very proud of you all.
I must say, honestly, this time around,
you guys have been the best workers.
She said that we were the best workers
that have ever worked for her before.
Love you, Charlotte!
Us? Good workers?
I never would expect those words
to come out of Charlotte's mouth.
Thanks, Char. We love you.
Oh, good work, guys.
Guess what.
As the assistant manager, I'm taking all of the credit.
OK, I've written it all down to pass a word.
Absolutely, Char.
Thank you so much for being the best boss ever.
We love you, and we are sending you and the family
so many kisses and cuddles.
Bye, Char.
Love you, Char.
- Bye. - Bye.
Glad to hear from Charlotte. Glad she's happy with us.
And hopefully I see her next summer.
That was obviously such a nice phone call to have.
And what was the message?
And the message for tonight was to go wild.
Yes.
And to do everything that she would do.
And that she loves us all.
Alright, let's have a fucking good night, my people.
Charlotte's final words to us was to go out,
get smashed, because we've worked hard all summer.
And in her honour, we're gonna do it.
Let's go!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Guys, say goodbye to the house!
Hey, so, we're not going back to the house, are we, now?
- No. - We're not.
That's a bit sad.
Fuck.
This summer we made this house into a home.
So, we're not just leaving a family,
we're leaving the house.
Like, this is our house.
It's weird.
Awards ceremony. Who's keen?
I'm so keen. I'm ready. Like, this summer was a blast.
Mexicairns! Mexicairns! Mexicairns!
Oh, my tit's out!
I am shocked that Mexicairns are having us back
because last time, we almost burnt the place down.
Oh, keep talking shit!
Keep talking shit, you fuckwit!
- I'm fucking done. - Bro, walk away!
That's it, walk away, you fuckwit!
Come on, walk away! Yeah, what are you gonna do?!
We were fucking hot, fiery and a bit spicy.
Cheers. Cheers. Cheers.
Last dinner!
The energy is pumping tonight.
It's a little bit emotional,
but we're also really excited.
Here's to growth in and out of the bedroom.
Cheers.
Tonight's actually a very wholesome night.
Everyone's having fun, having laughs,
having drinks, and just having a good time.
Lily.
San Fran or Tom?
Ooh!
Look, San Fran and Tom are completely different people,
so they're obviously different situations, but San Fran.
I have a soft spot for San Fran,
but I'm a little bit nervous, I won't lie.
Like, once we come out of this house,
like, it gets real and we're in real life,
so I'm really nervous to see what happens.
But I'm also excited.
Who's keen to present these awards?
- Yeah! - Alright, alright, alright,
- Let's go! - Alright, alright, alright.
Everyone's pumped, drinks are flowing. We're all excited.
These are the trophies, everyone.
These are amazing. Holy fuck.
This is a very prestigious event.
The Aussie Shore Awards is top-tier, class-A fancy.
So, the first award - Most Two-Faced.
Looking straight at Manaaki.
That's a bad one.
I know this one.
- Rhiana. - Yes!
I don't know why Rhiana seems to be celebrating
Most Two-Faced, because I'd fucking hate to be
getting that award.
It's an honour!
Look, I could have had a better award than this,
but I also voted myself for this,
so I knew I was gonna get this award.
We've got Most Iconic.
Ooh.
I'd say Jaeda. Jaeda.
We've got...
...Cati!
Cati wore her wings out tonight and said,
"If I don't get Iconic..."
"If I don't get fucking Iconic, then I've done my job wrong!"
There you go. Good work, good work, good work.
Thank you so much!
I was made for that award.
If anyone else got that award,
I'd be taking that award off them.
That would be a simple, "No, no, no, no."
Best Boobs.
Ooh!
Who is it?
Lily!
Show us your tits!
It's a great way to send out the summer -
a fun awards night.
Best Arse...
...Con!
Hey! That's bullshit!
It's fun, it's a bit of banter.
Queen of the Summer.
Ooh!
Sexy Lexie!
The vibe of the awards night is happy.
We're reflecting on the best times.
I'm here for it.
King of the Summer.
Lachie!
Some of the awards are nicer than others.
Oh, see, this one could go either way.
Most Toxic.
Ooh!
I mean, who are we thinking?
Lachie or Manaaki!
I reckon you got me, Catia or Manaaki.
- Alright, are we ready? - Let's go.
Manaaki!
Yeah, you are! Yeah, you are!
You know it!
This is easily my most favourable award
to give out - Most Toxic, Manaaki.
Here's to all the boys I've fucked over.
I'll come for you again, cunt.
I thought I was gonna get Toxic,
but, Manaaki, you're a toxic piece of shit.
That's what you are.
Our last one is...
...Top Shagger.
Yeah.
Jaeda!
Oh, shit!
Fuck yeah!
It's really hard having a bomb-arse pussy,
but... with great power comes great responsibility.
Cheers, everyone! Whoo!
I know youse all gave me a bit of shit
the first time of saying families and that,
but, like, as we know,
as time goes on, it really is like a family,
and, like, I just hope we keep that bond.
And no matter what happens,
we'll always be there for each other,
because we do have a bond like no-one else would understand.
This summer, there was a lot of ups, there was a lot of downs.
Good times, bad times, whatever you want to say.
But we became more of a family.
You right, Jaeda?
What's wrong?
You guys just make me happy.
- Love you, pookie. - Love you.
I'm just happy that
these beautiful people are my family.
And I'd not want to do it
with anyone else but them.
I love them all.
As much as I love youse all,
unfortunately, it's time to call it a fucking day.
Oh!
- Call it a summer. - No!
I truly do fucking love every single one of youse.
And youse have all taught me something this summer.
Summer might be over, but it's not goodbye.
It's "I'll see you soon."
Love you.
Family's not always blood.
I'm always here, you know, don't you?
I know. Me too.
I love you guys so much.
Bye, cunt.
We've grown with each other, and we know how each other works.
I'll see you guys soon.
This summer just made us get even bigger,
even better and even closer.
And that's all I could ask for.
I got a soft spot.
Honestly, I'm not sad at all,
because this summer, I fucking owned this shit.
I owned it, and I fucking rocked with it.
Even with a broken foot, I fucked up this shit hard.
Bye, bitches.
See ya, buddy!
All goodbyes are sad...
- I'll see you soon! - I love you. I know.
...but I think because I've just recently done
a really hard goodbye...
- Thanks, bro. - I love you.
...this one's a bit easier.
- I love you. - Mwah!
So good to see you.
I know that I'll get to see them later,
so... ...love you.
Cati out.
It's been a good summer, bro. Let's hit it.
I love you.
This summer has been horny,
it's been heated and it's been fucking hectic.
I love everyone in the house,
and I can see the amount of growth
that's happened from everyone.
Bye, bitches!
See you next summer.
It's been a fucking great summer,
but I'm ready to go home.
Love you, cunt.