1 00:00:10,330 --> 00:00:12,540 [Manaaki] Previously on Aussie Shore... 2 00:00:12,540 --> 00:00:13,500 I need a lettuce 3 00:00:13,500 --> 00:00:14,980 and tomato and cheese. 4 00:00:15,500 --> 00:00:17,019 Lexi is looking hot this summer. 5 00:00:17,179 --> 00:00:18,640 And extra sauce!! 6 00:00:18,788 --> 00:00:21,464 Hopefully she's swinging back to the boys' team. 7 00:00:21,613 --> 00:00:23,694 Why are you giving me the cold shoulder, 8 00:00:23,842 --> 00:00:25,131 - but no-one else? - Fuck off! 9 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:26,480 [Lexie] Me and Callum have this history. 10 00:00:26,580 --> 00:00:27,980 It was very hot and cold. 11 00:00:28,091 --> 00:00:29,388 Ugh. 12 00:00:29,499 --> 00:00:31,537 [all] Surprise! 13 00:00:31,649 --> 00:00:32,789 Birthday sex! 14 00:00:33,308 --> 00:00:35,149 You know, he's going to sack her off once he's done. 15 00:00:35,149 --> 00:00:36,050 He's a fuckboy. 16 00:00:36,050 --> 00:00:38,090 I've never felt so special on my birthday before. 17 00:00:38,750 --> 00:00:41,769 My intention was to come in, have fun, get with girls. 18 00:00:41,888 --> 00:00:43,884 I'm not here to have a relationship. 19 00:00:46,399 --> 00:00:47,859 I'm still in love with Con. 20 00:00:47,965 --> 00:00:49,593 [all shout] 21 00:00:49,700 --> 00:00:52,560 You are 1,000% being cock-blocked. 22 00:00:52,679 --> 00:00:55,960 I always liked this fantasy of Con and Catia. 23 00:00:56,219 --> 00:00:58,920 He's currently in like a situationship with Roxy. 24 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:00,340 You're a bigger person than me. 25 00:01:00,460 --> 00:01:02,859 I would be like, absolutely no way. 26 00:01:02,978 --> 00:01:07,247 [all shout] Aussie Shore! 27 00:01:07,367 --> 00:01:09,043 [Catia] Brr-eee! 28 00:01:09,162 --> 00:01:10,758 [snoring] 29 00:01:10,878 --> 00:01:13,751 - [crowing] - [beeping] 30 00:01:13,870 --> 00:01:15,626 [Callum] Guys can you turn the alarm off. 31 00:01:15,746 --> 00:01:18,020 - [beeping] - Oh, it's Tammy. 32 00:01:18,140 --> 00:01:19,160 Oh, fuck. 33 00:01:19,540 --> 00:01:21,340 [Tammy] I told them if they wanted to play hard, 34 00:01:21,460 --> 00:01:22,980 they needed to be able to work hard. 35 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:24,120 So if they can't handle 36 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:26,280 a 7am text, I'm sorry. 37 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:27,840 [Francesco] Let's go. Let's go. 38 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:28,840 [Amber] Come on. 39 00:01:29,180 --> 00:01:31,120 Yeah, I don't know where my fucking shoes are. 40 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:34,600 Con! Hurry the fuck up, then, you fuckwit. 41 00:01:34,859 --> 00:01:35,859 Would you hurry the fuck...? 42 00:01:35,980 --> 00:01:38,660 Look, I'm ready before you, you fucking idiot! Let's go. 43 00:01:41,049 --> 00:01:43,709 - Fuck you! - Fuck you! Fuck this. 44 00:01:44,830 --> 00:01:46,990 Who in their fucking right mind 45 00:01:46,990 --> 00:01:49,430 wakes someone up at 7am 46 00:01:49,430 --> 00:01:51,090 to go to work? 47 00:01:51,789 --> 00:01:53,870 Fuck my dick! This is horrible. 48 00:01:54,489 --> 00:01:56,430 I'm gonna start crying. I'm not a morning person. 49 00:01:56,789 --> 00:01:59,549 [Tammy] What are these guys complaining about? It's 7am. 50 00:01:59,829 --> 00:02:02,689 By 7am I've got the kids ready for school, 51 00:02:02,830 --> 00:02:03,830 my glam is done, 52 00:02:03,830 --> 00:02:04,810 I've done my workout 53 00:02:04,810 --> 00:02:06,310 and I've had my morning coffee. 54 00:02:06,830 --> 00:02:09,329 We're on the way to work and all those fucks are back home 55 00:02:09,329 --> 00:02:10,750 having the sleep of their life. 56 00:02:11,289 --> 00:02:13,229 I feel nauseous, I've got the sweats 57 00:02:13,229 --> 00:02:14,910 and I still didn't have sex. 58 00:02:15,150 --> 00:02:16,729 I've actually really badly got a fart. 59 00:02:18,110 --> 00:02:19,569 - Oh, please! - I've held in too many. 60 00:02:19,670 --> 00:02:20,670 So, I'm not excited. 61 00:02:23,900 --> 00:02:27,400 This morning, I'm sending them to clean the streets of Surfers. 62 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:30,640 Oh, fuck's sake. 63 00:02:31,740 --> 00:02:34,380 There's no way we're cleaning up that. There is no way. 64 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:36,860 [Tammy] I would not even want to think about 65 00:02:36,860 --> 00:02:39,040 what is out on those streets after a night out. 66 00:02:39,300 --> 00:02:40,520 [Amber] No! Please. 67 00:02:41,020 --> 00:02:42,219 [Francesco] Let's get it over and done with. 68 00:02:42,219 --> 00:02:43,216 Fuck me! 69 00:02:43,216 --> 00:02:44,180 [Francesco] Let's make it quick. 70 00:02:44,180 --> 00:02:46,120 [Amber] Good morning, Gold Coast. 71 00:02:47,099 --> 00:02:49,580 Treat 'em mean, keep the streets clean. 72 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:52,420 Yeah, I'm not touching shit with my nails. 73 00:02:52,565 --> 00:02:54,211 Gloves? 74 00:02:54,356 --> 00:02:56,874 Ugh! 75 00:02:57,020 --> 00:02:58,379 [Con] People are pigs, man. 76 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:00,320 I don't know which dirty fuck 77 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:01,260 has come out of the club 78 00:03:01,260 --> 00:03:02,480 and shat their pants 79 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:04,320 and left it on the floor, but it's not on. 80 00:03:04,661 --> 00:03:06,491 [Amber retches] 81 00:03:06,612 --> 00:03:09,051 Oh, that's what the bro's dick would have been like last night 82 00:03:09,173 --> 00:03:10,637 if you actually... [laughs] 83 00:03:10,759 --> 00:03:11,759 Used condoms. 84 00:03:13,460 --> 00:03:14,460 Ugh! 85 00:03:14,860 --> 00:03:16,540 You just put cum everywhere. 86 00:03:16,658 --> 00:03:18,631 [groans] 87 00:03:18,750 --> 00:03:20,210 I feel a bit sick. 88 00:03:21,090 --> 00:03:22,150 [Con] How do you feel about last night 89 00:03:22,250 --> 00:03:23,430 getting the shag pad stolen off you? 90 00:03:23,670 --> 00:03:25,890 [Amber] I think it's a pretty shitty friend thing to deprive 91 00:03:25,890 --> 00:03:27,490 - your other friend of sex. - [Con] I agree. 92 00:03:27,770 --> 00:03:29,610 [Amber] She was dicked down and I was dick deprived. 93 00:03:29,790 --> 00:03:30,790 There's only one thing worse 94 00:03:30,930 --> 00:03:31,930 than actually doing this job. 95 00:03:32,150 --> 00:03:33,150 Coming to this job 96 00:03:33,250 --> 00:03:34,850 after getting denied dick last night. 97 00:03:34,870 --> 00:03:35,870 Oh! 98 00:03:35,870 --> 00:03:37,370 [Con] And I feel bad for Amber, but I actually do. 99 00:03:37,949 --> 00:03:38,949 I'm done. 100 00:03:39,270 --> 00:03:40,889 I've done some pretty shit jobs, 101 00:03:41,710 --> 00:03:43,370 but this has to be the shittest. 102 00:03:44,329 --> 00:03:45,550 [Amber] I'll have a chat with her 103 00:03:45,550 --> 00:03:47,550 after I wash the cum out of my hands. 104 00:03:48,049 --> 00:03:49,849 It's not from Jay, from the streets. 105 00:03:52,606 --> 00:03:54,665 [snoring] 106 00:04:03,599 --> 00:04:06,239 Me and Marto in the shag pad. Round two. 107 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:07,680 It was a little bit disappointing. 108 00:04:11,500 --> 00:04:13,760 I don't understand boys' fucking mentality, 109 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:14,591 to be honest. 110 00:04:14,591 --> 00:04:15,953 I'm a little bit overwhelmed 111 00:04:16,084 --> 00:04:19,158 with how much Keelie has feelings. 112 00:04:19,290 --> 00:04:22,364 Last night, I knew I had to tell her the truth. 113 00:04:29,260 --> 00:04:30,640 Look, I had to wake up early, 114 00:04:30,980 --> 00:04:32,360 which means when I come back to the house, 115 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:35,060 if anyone's sleeping, they're not going to be for much longer. 116 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:37,300 Fuckers, it's time to wake up. 117 00:04:37,428 --> 00:04:38,494 [Amber] Ready? 118 00:04:38,622 --> 00:04:41,481 [banging] 119 00:04:41,610 --> 00:04:43,750 [Francesco] Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey. 120 00:04:43,849 --> 00:04:46,109 - [Con] Everybody, wake up! - What are you doing?! Stop! 121 00:04:46,262 --> 00:04:48,775 [shouting] 122 00:04:48,929 --> 00:04:49,929 [Callum] What are you doing?! 123 00:04:50,370 --> 00:04:51,770 What the fuck is happening 124 00:04:51,770 --> 00:04:53,450 and why am I getting my sleep interrupted? 125 00:04:53,810 --> 00:04:54,870 I need my beauty sleep. 126 00:04:55,330 --> 00:04:56,510 - [banging] - Fucking stop. 127 00:04:58,229 --> 00:05:02,169 We had to pick up fucking condoms and shoes and rubbish. 128 00:05:02,729 --> 00:05:04,669 Amber's been double-fucked over 129 00:05:04,669 --> 00:05:05,830 and not in a good way. 130 00:05:06,089 --> 00:05:07,649 She couldn't get a fuck last night 131 00:05:07,650 --> 00:05:09,849 and now she's picking up rubbish at 7am. 132 00:05:11,190 --> 00:05:12,190 [Amber] OK. 133 00:05:12,330 --> 00:05:13,670 [Marto] Sorry about last night, Amber. 134 00:05:13,829 --> 00:05:15,529 Don't be sorry. Just do better. 135 00:05:16,310 --> 00:05:18,469 I feel like a fucking shit friend. 136 00:05:18,649 --> 00:05:20,129 I've cock blocked my best friend. 137 00:05:20,238 --> 00:05:21,479 [Catia farts] 138 00:05:21,589 --> 00:05:23,629 We're newbies, we clicked straight away. 139 00:05:23,849 --> 00:05:25,909 She's been there for me every single time I've been sad. 140 00:05:26,009 --> 00:05:28,449 So I'm definitely going to apologise to Amber today. 141 00:05:28,450 --> 00:05:30,309 And if she doesn't forgive me... 142 00:05:30,590 --> 00:05:31,690 ..I understand. 143 00:05:31,819 --> 00:05:35,033 [Manaaki belches] 144 00:05:36,857 --> 00:05:40,548 [Manaaki belches] 145 00:05:42,590 --> 00:05:45,069 [Amber] Keelie, do you want to come for a chat? 146 00:05:45,629 --> 00:05:46,889 I know people are going to get angry, 147 00:05:46,889 --> 00:05:47,889 but I definitely feel like 148 00:05:47,910 --> 00:05:49,830 I should have had the shag pad last night. 149 00:05:49,970 --> 00:05:52,509 I literally have, like, the worst hangxiety this morning 150 00:05:53,569 --> 00:05:55,449 because, like, you're my closest girl in this house, 151 00:05:55,490 --> 00:05:56,490 - you know that? - Yeah. 152 00:05:56,510 --> 00:05:59,070 And you did everything all day yesterday to make sure 153 00:05:59,070 --> 00:06:00,150 I had the best birthday ever 154 00:06:00,769 --> 00:06:02,650 and to repay you, I fucking cock blocked you 155 00:06:02,650 --> 00:06:04,270 and was selfish as fuck. 156 00:06:04,310 --> 00:06:06,130 And I feel so fucking bad. 157 00:06:06,210 --> 00:06:08,450 [Amber] Me, as a friend, I would consider myself to be 158 00:06:08,450 --> 00:06:10,350 a pretty shitty friend if I didn't call out 159 00:06:10,350 --> 00:06:11,830 my friend's wrongdoings, 160 00:06:11,830 --> 00:06:12,830 and I would expect them 161 00:06:12,930 --> 00:06:14,009 to do the same to me. 162 00:06:14,170 --> 00:06:15,569 Everyone's supposed to be wingwomaning me 163 00:06:15,710 --> 00:06:18,269 and then cock-blocked by the bestie. 164 00:06:18,430 --> 00:06:19,430 [Keelie] It was selfish. 165 00:06:19,610 --> 00:06:22,330 Friendship comes before sex any day. 166 00:06:22,470 --> 00:06:24,090 And like, I completely hold my hands up. 167 00:06:24,110 --> 00:06:25,430 [Amber] I love you. Don't be sorry. 168 00:06:25,650 --> 00:06:27,230 Look, we're going to fight over tampons, 169 00:06:27,350 --> 00:06:28,410 boys, and pubes, 170 00:06:28,410 --> 00:06:29,410 but nothing's going to get 171 00:06:29,450 --> 00:06:30,450 in the way of our friendship, 172 00:06:30,550 --> 00:06:31,550 so we're always gonna be scissor... 173 00:06:31,610 --> 00:06:33,189 I mean, we're always gonna be best friends. 174 00:06:33,650 --> 00:06:35,650 - Did you fart? - Yeah, I did. 175 00:06:36,732 --> 00:06:38,164 Open relationship with siblings. 176 00:06:38,269 --> 00:06:40,290 [Francesco] Yeah, but you just don't fuck at the same time. 177 00:06:40,610 --> 00:06:41,629 You have the best of both worlds. 178 00:06:41,629 --> 00:06:42,629 Siblings? That's actually smart. 179 00:06:42,670 --> 00:06:43,670 Preferably twins. 180 00:06:45,390 --> 00:06:46,370 - Keelie? - Yeah. 181 00:06:46,370 --> 00:06:47,370 Do you know any twins? 182 00:06:47,870 --> 00:06:50,710 Preferably a boy and a girl. Preferably open to fucking. 183 00:06:51,030 --> 00:06:53,129 Preferably open to kids in the next four months. 184 00:06:53,889 --> 00:06:54,889 With you? 185 00:06:54,989 --> 00:06:55,989 - For a friend. - For a friend. 186 00:06:56,030 --> 00:06:58,430 Yeah. We're not... Not Lexie. She's not... 187 00:06:58,569 --> 00:06:59,990 - No. - It's just weird. 188 00:07:00,230 --> 00:07:01,230 It's fucked. 189 00:07:04,100 --> 00:07:06,020 [Callum] Did you put a big shift in or what? 190 00:07:07,140 --> 00:07:09,660 I still just can't get this feeling for her, bro. 191 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:13,320 I think I'm just back in the game with you boys, bro, 192 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:14,280 honestly. 193 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:15,380 All the boys are, you know, 194 00:07:15,420 --> 00:07:16,580 having a mad time 195 00:07:16,721 --> 00:07:18,038 and I'm starting to feel like, 196 00:07:18,180 --> 00:07:20,640 "Fuck. I've got to kind of put myself first." 197 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:21,560 [Callum] So, actually just, like, 198 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:23,020 fully rip the Band-Aid off, bro. 199 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:27,600 Um... 200 00:07:27,674 --> 00:07:28,674 Oh. 201 00:07:29,183 --> 00:07:30,183 [Marto] Oh. 202 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:32,470 [Callum] I knew he wasn't fully into her. 203 00:07:32,690 --> 00:07:34,489 But now he's actually chopped it up, 204 00:07:34,610 --> 00:07:36,790 he's going to be in a world of strife 205 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:38,270 because now he's going to explain to her 206 00:07:38,490 --> 00:07:40,330 he doesn't actually want to be with her. 207 00:07:40,330 --> 00:07:41,150 Oh. 208 00:07:41,150 --> 00:07:42,710 Wouldn't want to be in his fucking shoes. 209 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,420 [Amber] You alright? What's wrong? 210 00:07:57,780 --> 00:08:00,080 I just literally can't believe 211 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:01,080 what I'm hearing. 212 00:08:03,860 --> 00:08:05,000 That's fucking crazy. 213 00:08:06,199 --> 00:08:07,220 I feel awful for Keelie. 214 00:08:07,740 --> 00:08:10,620 You didn't come here to be confused by a guy 215 00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:12,180 who doesn't even know 216 00:08:12,180 --> 00:08:13,600 what the fuck he wants. 217 00:08:14,019 --> 00:08:15,019 [Keelie] It's fuck... Like, no... 218 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:18,379 - [Amber] That's crazy. - [Keelie] Yeah. 219 00:08:18,489 --> 00:08:20,929 [Amber exclaims] 220 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:23,139 [Amber] What is going on? 221 00:08:26,899 --> 00:08:29,419 As if you're not feeling hungover after last night. 222 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:30,799 I could not wake up this morning. 223 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:32,120 It's a mindset. 224 00:08:32,159 --> 00:08:34,020 When that alarm went off, bro, I was just like... 225 00:08:34,039 --> 00:08:35,318 [Taine] Bro, I didn't know what was happening. 226 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:37,480 So what's the plans today? What do you want to do, boysies? 227 00:08:37,620 --> 00:08:38,620 I'm keen to get on the piss, 228 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:39,720 have another big night, 229 00:08:39,799 --> 00:08:41,220 not much sleep and hopefully 230 00:08:41,220 --> 00:08:42,620 I don't have to fucking work tomorrow. 231 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:45,279 [Francesco] Oh, fuck. Might be time to switch things up. 232 00:08:45,340 --> 00:08:46,340 Go to somewhere else. 233 00:08:46,340 --> 00:08:47,620 We could probably show everyone around Brissie 234 00:08:48,818 --> 00:08:50,958 Brisbane is actually naughty as fuck. 235 00:08:51,019 --> 00:08:53,078 [Callum] We've done the Gold Coast, time to mix it up. 236 00:08:53,299 --> 00:08:55,578 Bris-Vegas, big city, more lively. 237 00:08:55,578 --> 00:08:56,939 It's just up the road. 238 00:08:57,179 --> 00:08:59,339 - Bro, Brisbane's my hometown. - Hometown. 239 00:08:59,339 --> 00:09:00,339 - Hometown. - Hometown. 240 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:02,000 We could be the best tour guides there, right? 241 00:09:02,180 --> 00:09:03,780 Brisbane isn't the classiest place. 242 00:09:04,319 --> 00:09:06,860 In this house, it's a perfect fit. 243 00:09:07,199 --> 00:09:08,199 It's a perfect fit. 244 00:09:08,819 --> 00:09:09,839 [Roxy] We're going to Brisbane tonight? 245 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:11,240 Fuck it. Why not? 246 00:09:11,500 --> 00:09:13,799 Guys, shall we just go to Brisbane tonight? 247 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:14,960 [all] Yeah. 248 00:09:16,190 --> 00:09:18,190 - [Marto] Fuck, yeah. - I'm fucking keen. 249 00:09:18,210 --> 00:09:20,070 We need to wet the whistle and change it up a bit. 250 00:09:20,342 --> 00:09:22,427 Ah! 251 00:09:22,700 --> 00:09:23,700 [screams] I love Brisbane. 252 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:25,320 Like, last time I was in Brisbane, 253 00:09:25,460 --> 00:09:27,060 I don't remember any of it. 254 00:09:27,620 --> 00:09:30,620 And I feel like Brisbane has a bit more talent. 255 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:33,500 Yeah, the talent is amazing. I mean, look at me. 256 00:09:33,500 --> 00:09:35,340 [Catia] I said it before and I will say it again - 257 00:09:35,580 --> 00:09:37,400 I am born to be in Brisbane. 258 00:09:37,533 --> 00:09:38,866 [screams] 259 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,040 Change of scenery, change of girls 260 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:42,160 and change of clubs. 261 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:43,380 Like, Brisbane is a city. 262 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:45,260 There's more people, there's more eyes, 263 00:09:45,260 --> 00:09:46,259 there's more talent. 264 00:09:46,259 --> 00:09:47,580 We've gotta be looking fucking double hot. 265 00:09:47,740 --> 00:09:49,560 - Overnight bag. - [Callum] Overnight bag. 266 00:09:49,820 --> 00:09:51,400 And then just see where the fucking night takes us. 267 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:52,304 - I like that. - [Lexie] Yeah. 268 00:09:52,304 --> 00:09:55,915 [cheering] 269 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:57,879 [Callum] Let's start packing. I'm fucking keen. 270 00:09:57,980 --> 00:09:58,980 [Francesco] Let's pack the bags. 271 00:09:59,050 --> 00:10:00,050 [Lexie] Con, I'm packing now. 272 00:10:01,850 --> 00:10:03,810 Guys, tonight's gonna be naughty. 273 00:10:04,529 --> 00:10:07,409 Oh, my God. God. [squeals] 274 00:10:07,670 --> 00:10:08,670 Callum's right. 275 00:10:08,670 --> 00:10:12,730 Like the people in Brisbane are, like, so hot. 276 00:10:13,070 --> 00:10:14,630 [Roxy] I do think that the people in Brisbane 277 00:10:14,630 --> 00:10:15,630 are more attractive. 278 00:10:15,670 --> 00:10:18,710 So I do want myself, like a businessman, a bit older. 279 00:10:19,050 --> 00:10:20,850 [Lexie] Gold Coast is giving a lot more boys. 280 00:10:21,210 --> 00:10:22,230 Brisbane gives men. 281 00:10:23,990 --> 00:10:27,690 This is true, like, suck-my-dick-in-the-closet. 282 00:10:27,990 --> 00:10:29,250 It doesn't matter if it's see-through. 283 00:10:29,370 --> 00:10:30,494 I'll shave my puss. 284 00:10:30,615 --> 00:10:32,542 Ah, absolutely, yes for Brissie, 285 00:10:32,663 --> 00:10:34,028 - [Amber] Really? - Absolutely. 286 00:10:34,149 --> 00:10:35,570 I feel like we need to pack essentials. 287 00:10:36,090 --> 00:10:37,350 Essentials - what, like pants and socks? 288 00:10:37,649 --> 00:10:39,610 - Nope. Condoms. - Yes, bro. 289 00:10:39,731 --> 00:10:40,748 [Manaaki laughs] 290 00:10:41,150 --> 00:10:42,210 [Callum] Is that going to be enough? 291 00:10:42,210 --> 00:10:43,190 [Manaaki] Put it all in. 292 00:10:43,190 --> 00:10:45,870 I need sexy undies. Why do I need sexy undies? 293 00:10:46,050 --> 00:10:47,050 [Amber] We should make this, like, 294 00:10:47,130 --> 00:10:49,550 a fucking awesome, fun girls' night. 295 00:10:49,550 --> 00:10:50,910 [Keelie] I'm just gonna have a good night with you girls. 296 00:10:51,130 --> 00:10:52,470 Marto's barely spoken to me today. 297 00:10:52,670 --> 00:10:54,610 I'm trying not to let that ruin my night. 298 00:10:54,870 --> 00:10:56,670 So let's see what Brisbane has in store. 299 00:11:03,350 --> 00:11:04,350 - [Taine] Let's go. - [whooping] 300 00:11:05,948 --> 00:11:07,892 [Lexie] Brisbane, let's go! 301 00:11:08,021 --> 00:11:10,138 - Road trip. - [Catia] Road trip. 302 00:11:10,268 --> 00:11:12,773 [all chant] Road trip! 303 00:11:15,279 --> 00:11:18,500 - Should we set up a POA? - Plan of attack. 304 00:11:19,039 --> 00:11:20,319 I want to look dishevelled. 305 00:11:20,579 --> 00:11:23,000 I want to look thrashed by Brisbane. 306 00:11:23,359 --> 00:11:24,859 [Catia and Jaeda] Boys, boobs and booze. 307 00:11:24,979 --> 00:11:26,739 - [Jaeda] Fuck, yeah. - That is the mantra. 308 00:11:26,859 --> 00:11:29,779 [Catia] On the road. I'm excited. 309 00:11:30,159 --> 00:11:32,059 I can't wait to get back to the home soil, if I'm honest. 310 00:11:32,219 --> 00:11:34,500 Brisbane's fucking city. Let's go, baby. 311 00:11:34,719 --> 00:11:37,699 How many like fling situationships, exes, 312 00:11:37,699 --> 00:11:39,180 you would have up in Brissie? 313 00:11:40,819 --> 00:11:41,819 [Callum blows lips] 250. 314 00:11:41,954 --> 00:11:44,583 - 250? - You're lying. 315 00:11:44,719 --> 00:11:45,719 250? 316 00:11:46,939 --> 00:11:48,219 Well, that was the old Callum. 317 00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:51,420 [Catia] If Marto brings back a g... 318 00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:53,780 - Wait, is that a thing? - If I bring back a girl. 319 00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:55,479 Marto, you're bringing back girls? 320 00:11:56,459 --> 00:11:58,219 I do not understand what's happening with Marto. 321 00:11:58,359 --> 00:11:59,659 Like, you're a grown man. 322 00:11:59,839 --> 00:12:02,279 These guys need to be careful how they treat us women. 323 00:12:02,899 --> 00:12:04,559 I will not tolerate disrespect. 324 00:12:05,019 --> 00:12:06,859 You're gonna go down my neck all you want 325 00:12:06,859 --> 00:12:09,219 'cause you're close with her, but I've done nothing wrong. 326 00:12:09,219 --> 00:12:12,139 I came here for this experience to fucking have fun. 327 00:12:12,199 --> 00:12:13,719 I feel like you're going to hurt her even more if... 328 00:12:13,819 --> 00:12:15,039 Either way, I'm gonna hurt her, 329 00:12:15,059 --> 00:12:17,699 but I can't be wasting too much energy on this any more. 330 00:12:22,060 --> 00:12:23,420 [Lexie] Oh, my God. 331 00:12:25,407 --> 00:12:26,523 [Jaeda] I love Brisbane. 332 00:12:26,627 --> 00:12:28,615 [Amber] Hello, Brisbane. 333 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:31,120 If there's one thing I know about hostels, 334 00:12:31,140 --> 00:12:32,520 that's where the parties are. 335 00:12:33,300 --> 00:12:35,036 International tail everywhere. 336 00:12:35,036 --> 00:12:35,876 [Amber squeals] 337 00:12:35,876 --> 00:12:38,760 I don't know how this is going to pan out, 338 00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:40,300 but I'm keen for it. 339 00:12:40,422 --> 00:12:43,683 [all chant] 340 00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:45,477 [Catia squeals] 341 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:48,300 I love staying in a hostel. 342 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,840 It's like an international party. 343 00:12:51,700 --> 00:12:53,639 I love hostels, I love 'em. 344 00:12:55,460 --> 00:12:56,460 Backpackers. Ew! 345 00:12:56,460 --> 00:12:58,139 Oh, my God, what an absolute cock block. 346 00:12:58,639 --> 00:12:59,960 I don't even want to say the words 347 00:13:00,259 --> 00:13:01,940 because it actually makes me want to throw up. 348 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:06,379 "Hey, businessman, do you want to come back to my backpackers?" 349 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:08,680 I'm not getting dick tonight again, am I? 350 00:13:09,019 --> 00:13:10,019 I can just see it now. 351 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:12,379 So this is where the fucking party's at, is it? 352 00:13:12,517 --> 00:13:13,901 [Callum laughs] 353 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:15,820 [Catia] Alright. Where are our rooms? 354 00:13:15,953 --> 00:13:18,526 - [Manaaki] We have one room. - [Lexie] Oh, fuck. 355 00:13:18,660 --> 00:13:19,759 I'm a little bit nervous. 356 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:23,399 [Lexie] Are we here? Oh! I'm scared. 357 00:13:24,980 --> 00:13:25,980 - Oh! - [overlapping shouting] 358 00:13:27,660 --> 00:13:28,660 [Amber] You're kidding me. 359 00:13:29,539 --> 00:13:32,300 - [Lexie] Oh, this is the best. - [Catia] I'm bottom bunk. 360 00:13:32,473 --> 00:13:34,557 [Lexie] Go under me! 361 00:13:34,557 --> 00:13:35,910 [Francesco] Fuck sakes, Con. Con. 362 00:13:35,980 --> 00:13:38,180 I'm staying in a room with 11 degenerates. 363 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,080 [Francesco] I'm taking a shit in here. 364 00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:43,720 - They're sick. - [Jaeda] I need to pee. 365 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:45,100 [Manaaki] This is my privacy sheet. 366 00:13:46,180 --> 00:13:47,500 Wait! Stop! Stop, stop, stop! 367 00:13:47,540 --> 00:13:49,180 [Roxy] No, there's cum on this blanket. Feel it. 368 00:13:49,220 --> 00:13:50,360 I don't want to feel it. What the fuck? 369 00:13:51,740 --> 00:13:54,740 Mr hygienic is already starting to stress sweat, 370 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:56,940 so I don't think he's gonna cope here. 371 00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:58,879 How am I gonna fuck in here? 372 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:01,680 [Con] Can I book a private one? 373 00:14:02,259 --> 00:14:05,399 I'm excited to experience the party nightlife at a hostel. 374 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:08,160 But do I want a fucking sleep there? Fuck no. 375 00:14:08,620 --> 00:14:10,300 [Callum] I just feel like if you've already had a room... 376 00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:12,800 He is not fucking under my bed. 377 00:14:12,940 --> 00:14:14,500 - [Amber] Yeah. - That's not happening. 378 00:14:14,940 --> 00:14:15,940 Well, I'll be up there with you then. 379 00:14:16,060 --> 00:14:17,060 No, you won't. 380 00:14:18,950 --> 00:14:20,490 [Callum] I want to be held tonight. 381 00:14:20,910 --> 00:14:21,970 I'm not holding you, babe. 382 00:14:21,970 --> 00:14:25,330 Should we start getting ready to go out? 383 00:14:25,442 --> 00:14:27,130 - The party's already happening. - [all cheer] 384 00:14:27,242 --> 00:14:28,242 [Manaaki] Showers. Showers. 385 00:14:28,330 --> 00:14:32,210 This is fucked. I don't have a towel. 386 00:14:32,630 --> 00:14:34,370 No, I've never stayed at a backpackers. 387 00:14:34,410 --> 00:14:35,590 I've been stripping since I was 18. 388 00:14:35,706 --> 00:14:37,138 [Manaaki] I don't want to... 389 00:14:37,254 --> 00:14:38,957 [Lexie] It really smells like shit. It really smells. 390 00:14:39,073 --> 00:14:40,196 [Callum] We're a smelly group of people. 391 00:14:40,196 --> 00:14:41,196 [Lexie] Someone shat. 392 00:14:41,450 --> 00:14:43,310 I can afford a fucking hotel, thank you. 393 00:14:43,427 --> 00:14:47,192 Bro, this fucking stinks, man. It stinks. Move! 394 00:14:47,310 --> 00:14:49,410 - Why are you pushing me around? - I need to get out! 395 00:14:49,810 --> 00:14:52,150 This place is way too fucking small for all of us. 396 00:14:52,210 --> 00:14:53,210 We need to take it in turns. 397 00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:55,210 It's a fucking zoo in here. 398 00:14:56,130 --> 00:14:59,090 It stinks, it's hot, claustrophobic. 399 00:14:59,090 --> 00:15:00,910 [Amber] I'm shaving my pussy. No-one come in. 400 00:15:00,910 --> 00:15:03,150 - I'll stay there. - Oh, my fucking God! 401 00:15:03,284 --> 00:15:05,874 And Marto and Keelie have not said a word 402 00:15:06,009 --> 00:15:07,629 to each other since we were in Gold Coast. 403 00:15:10,470 --> 00:15:11,470 Awkward. 404 00:15:11,569 --> 00:15:13,609 [Callum] We need to lay down some ground rules 405 00:15:13,609 --> 00:15:14,650 to get things started. 406 00:15:15,230 --> 00:15:16,230 'Cause there's a lot of us in here. 407 00:15:16,390 --> 00:15:17,690 It's already been fucking chaos. 408 00:15:18,130 --> 00:15:19,790 If we're bringing somebody back, 409 00:15:20,030 --> 00:15:22,190 it's one round and one round only. 410 00:15:22,329 --> 00:15:23,409 OK, no moaning. 411 00:15:24,629 --> 00:15:25,849 We have a farting rule. 412 00:15:26,390 --> 00:15:27,630 Fuck your farting rule, 413 00:15:27,650 --> 00:15:28,810 I'll fucking fart wherever I want. 414 00:15:28,810 --> 00:15:31,490 - No, you will not. - Fuck, I forgot undies. 415 00:15:31,829 --> 00:15:32,829 [laughs] I forgot undies. 416 00:15:33,310 --> 00:15:36,229 [Con] Do you want mine? There's another fucking rule. 417 00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:38,589 We flush the fucking toilet. 418 00:15:38,706 --> 00:15:41,632 [Manaaki] Is it a bit of an ick if a guy's wearing no undies, 419 00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:42,809 or is that hot? 420 00:15:43,329 --> 00:15:44,449 Can you get my tan? 421 00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:46,609 Oh, my God, I'm gonna go around the world tonight. 422 00:15:47,170 --> 00:15:50,150 I want... I want Germany. I want Spain. 423 00:15:50,410 --> 00:15:51,430 I want Italy. 424 00:15:51,557 --> 00:15:55,380 [Taine] Guys, shots! 425 00:15:55,509 --> 00:15:59,009 [Manaaki] OK, guys, hurry up. Manaaki wants a drink. 426 00:15:59,229 --> 00:16:01,469 No farting. No fucking over five minutes. 427 00:16:02,109 --> 00:16:03,529 I'll do whatever the fuck I want. 428 00:16:04,069 --> 00:16:05,069 Let's go party! 429 00:16:08,457 --> 00:16:10,331 [all cheer] 430 00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:15,220 No drama and a good fucking night. 431 00:16:15,338 --> 00:16:16,481 [all whoop] 432 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,079 [Amber] There's so much foreign cock. 433 00:16:19,459 --> 00:16:20,459 [Con] Ah, fuck! 434 00:16:20,459 --> 00:16:24,079 The vibes in Brisbane are next level. 435 00:16:24,252 --> 00:16:27,326 - [Man speaks Italian] - [Catia copies him] 436 00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:29,019 I love European men. 437 00:16:29,819 --> 00:16:32,299 I feel like I'm living my European dream. 438 00:16:32,412 --> 00:16:33,846 [squeals] 439 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,139 Yes, go, the Europeans. 440 00:16:39,834 --> 00:16:41,378 What do you need? 441 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,759 Bro, come here. Give me a kiss. 442 00:16:45,419 --> 00:16:46,519 Vive la France! 443 00:16:51,929 --> 00:16:53,990 Oh, what's your vibe tonight? What's our vibe tonight? 444 00:16:54,123 --> 00:16:55,815 I gotta talk to Keelie, 445 00:16:55,949 --> 00:16:57,775 say, like, I'm gonna get with girls. 446 00:16:57,909 --> 00:16:59,049 From then, game on. 447 00:16:59,189 --> 00:17:00,409 Tonight's your first fucking night of work. 448 00:17:00,609 --> 00:17:01,929 - First night of work. - First night of work. 449 00:17:02,032 --> 00:17:03,405 I ain't wasting another week. 450 00:17:03,509 --> 00:17:04,710 - [Con] Yeah. - Not even another night. 451 00:17:04,829 --> 00:17:05,829 Tonight's when it starts. 452 00:17:06,051 --> 00:17:09,086 Quick twirl. 453 00:17:09,309 --> 00:17:10,309 Yeah, the fit's fitting. 454 00:17:11,348 --> 00:17:12,348 It'd look better on my bedroom floor, 455 00:17:12,482 --> 00:17:14,755 - but it looks good. - Oh, dirty. 456 00:17:14,888 --> 00:17:16,789 For him to convince another girl to come back, 457 00:17:16,789 --> 00:17:17,710 it's gonna be hard for him. 458 00:17:17,710 --> 00:17:18,930 If he can pull it off, I'll be impressed. 459 00:17:19,065 --> 00:17:20,733 I've been a cunt too, 460 00:17:20,868 --> 00:17:23,029 and I've just been trying to get a hold of my emotions 461 00:17:23,150 --> 00:17:24,690 and I feel like I'm finally at a place where, 462 00:17:24,690 --> 00:17:26,169 like, I want to be friends with you. 463 00:17:26,329 --> 00:17:28,388 All I know is that Con owes me a few orgasms, 464 00:17:28,450 --> 00:17:29,529 and I haven't forgotten about that. 465 00:17:29,648 --> 00:17:30,648 I must collect. 466 00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:32,750 I was kind of thinking... 467 00:17:35,289 --> 00:17:37,710 ..if we go out, we have fun and we try pick up, 468 00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:38,790 but it's not successful, 469 00:17:39,550 --> 00:17:41,510 and we're both, you know, free at the end of the night, 470 00:17:41,589 --> 00:17:44,190 we can, like, help each other out as friends. 471 00:17:44,690 --> 00:17:47,128 [Con] I'm not surprised. I knew it was coming. 472 00:17:47,128 --> 00:17:49,769 She wants to collect on all that debt and more. 473 00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:52,628 I'm gonna try and not be jealous, I swear. I promise. 474 00:17:53,108 --> 00:17:54,349 - I promise, I promise. - OK. 475 00:17:54,468 --> 00:17:55,468 OK. 476 00:17:55,579 --> 00:17:57,763 [cheering] 477 00:18:00,463 --> 00:18:02,329 - The French! - The French! 478 00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:03,480 [screaming] 479 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:06,200 - Oh, I'm feeling like a cunt. - You are. 480 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,259 I feel like I cunt. 481 00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:08,980 I don't like you when you're cunty. 482 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:10,900 - I like it. - So, maybe you should not 483 00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:11,683 kiss people in front of me. 484 00:18:11,683 --> 00:18:13,855 Am I meant to feel bad? 485 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,414 I won't fuck somebody under where you sleep 486 00:18:16,439 --> 00:18:18,260 if you don't kiss people in front of me in the club 487 00:18:18,260 --> 00:18:19,080 - or hostel. - OK. 488 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:20,080 I'll just tell you to turn around. 489 00:18:21,380 --> 00:18:23,100 Well, I'll just tell you to put your fucking earplugs in, then. 490 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:24,640 - [Lexie laughs] - How does that sound? 491 00:18:25,580 --> 00:18:26,580 You're a cunt. 492 00:18:26,707 --> 00:18:28,151 Exactly. 493 00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:29,240 Lexie and I have obviously got 494 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:30,480 a history together, but I feel 495 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:32,180 like the more we fight each other 496 00:18:32,180 --> 00:18:33,440 and fight the feelings, 497 00:18:33,759 --> 00:18:35,680 the closer it brings us. 498 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:36,800 So, I feel like we just need 499 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:38,320 to stop fighting it and just 500 00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:39,680 accept the fact that we fucking 501 00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:40,680 still fancy each other. 502 00:18:40,785 --> 00:18:42,234 Cheers to banter. 503 00:18:42,340 --> 00:18:43,580 Don't kiss anyone in front of me again. 504 00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:45,060 I'll do what I want. Thank you. 505 00:18:47,559 --> 00:18:48,759 How are you feeling, darling? 506 00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:51,759 Like, I'm just so sad because I should have moved slow. 507 00:18:51,866 --> 00:18:53,329 - No. Definitely not. - I should not... I should have. 508 00:18:53,329 --> 00:18:54,329 No. Don't regret it. 509 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:55,400 [Keelie] He's being weird with me. 510 00:18:55,980 --> 00:18:58,420 [Lexie] It's like you don't even know each other in the day. 511 00:18:58,420 --> 00:19:00,539 And, like, I'm just like, "What the...?" 512 00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:01,840 Literally crickets, all day. 513 00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,260 Like, after sleeping with someone, 514 00:19:03,380 --> 00:19:04,380 that's not a nice feeling. 515 00:19:04,579 --> 00:19:05,579 We're going to new clubs. 516 00:19:05,820 --> 00:19:07,039 There's gonna be fucking fresh meat. 517 00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:08,160 I just want to have a night with the girls. 518 00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:09,240 I don't want any drama. 519 00:19:09,279 --> 00:19:10,480 I'm not gonna pull Marto for a chat. 520 00:19:10,579 --> 00:19:11,940 He can be weird with me all he wants. 521 00:19:12,180 --> 00:19:13,620 I'm not letting it affect my night. 522 00:19:13,799 --> 00:19:16,559 [Catia] Come on. You look so fucking hot tonight. 523 00:19:16,660 --> 00:19:18,220 Let me just remind you, really quickly, 524 00:19:18,620 --> 00:19:20,519 you are fucking hot. 525 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,160 - [Roxy] Come on, girlies. - [Catia] Let's go! 526 00:19:23,261 --> 00:19:24,926 [screaming and whooping] 527 00:19:27,850 --> 00:19:28,969 [Callum] Chips and gravy, 528 00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:31,370 Bris Vegas, baby! 529 00:19:33,819 --> 00:19:36,920 Cannot fucking wait to show the squad what it's all about. 530 00:19:37,820 --> 00:19:38,820 [Taine] It's Brisbane City. 531 00:19:39,180 --> 00:19:40,540 That's where the freaks come out at night. 532 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:41,720 And this freak 533 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:43,640 is about to get fucking freaky. 534 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,320 [Con] The vibes are crazy. 535 00:19:48,460 --> 00:19:49,640 The music's amazing. 536 00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:52,944 [dance music plays] 537 00:19:57,500 --> 00:20:00,020 Let's go, Tax Office. Let's go! 538 00:20:00,860 --> 00:20:02,040 Let's go now! 539 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:03,640 Let's go now! 540 00:20:09,650 --> 00:20:11,190 I don't know what it is, 541 00:20:12,130 --> 00:20:14,790 but she's looking fucking naughty tonight. 542 00:20:15,310 --> 00:20:16,750 And that's what I want this summer. 543 00:20:18,010 --> 00:20:20,130 Me and Callum just can't 544 00:20:20,610 --> 00:20:21,610 stay away. 545 00:20:21,710 --> 00:20:23,450 We can't keep our hands off each other. 546 00:20:23,530 --> 00:20:25,670 We can't be just friends. 547 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,400 Look, me and Jaeda 548 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,820 are in an open relationship right now. 549 00:20:36,180 --> 00:20:38,840 I feel like you should come back with me. 550 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:41,800 That's every man's dream, right? 551 00:20:48,900 --> 00:20:50,380 [Marto] I'm going to find a girl. 552 00:20:50,380 --> 00:20:51,180 [Callum] Yeah, this one here. 553 00:20:51,180 --> 00:20:52,180 [Marto] Plan tonight? 554 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:55,000 I am 1 million fucking percent on the prowl. 555 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:57,460 [Callum] Oh, my God! 556 00:20:58,300 --> 00:20:59,300 [Marto] Sorry. 557 00:20:59,469 --> 00:21:00,770 But I need to speak to Keelie. 558 00:21:00,940 --> 00:21:02,060 Get it done, ASAP. 559 00:21:13,834 --> 00:21:14,951 ♪ How I like it... 560 00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:30,440 We're either fighting 561 00:21:30,659 --> 00:21:31,980 or were flirting. 562 00:21:32,460 --> 00:21:33,520 I mean, it's kind of hot. 563 00:21:33,620 --> 00:21:34,719 Turns me on. I'm like, "Mmm." 564 00:21:34,980 --> 00:21:35,980 Like, "Mmm." 565 00:21:47,099 --> 00:21:48,759 [woman] Does he remember my name? 566 00:21:49,639 --> 00:21:50,639 [Con] Daniella. 567 00:21:50,639 --> 00:21:51,639 [woman] Whoa! 568 00:21:57,819 --> 00:21:59,699 The more she argues, the hotter she is. 569 00:22:18,302 --> 00:22:20,289 [Lexie screams] 570 00:22:20,409 --> 00:22:22,850 Why am I doing this? 571 00:22:23,850 --> 00:22:25,210 [Callum] It's been a long time coming. 572 00:22:26,990 --> 00:22:28,649 Feels like it's meant to be. 573 00:22:31,419 --> 00:22:34,360 I'm sipping on my margarita, 574 00:22:34,700 --> 00:22:36,100 having the time of my life, 575 00:22:36,100 --> 00:22:39,440 and Lexie is in Callum's arms, 576 00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:40,599 lipsing him up. 577 00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:42,380 I think it's about fucking time. 578 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,020 That is hot. 579 00:22:46,100 --> 00:22:48,160 That's exactly how it's done. 580 00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:50,480 [Con] I don't know what the fuck's going on. 581 00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:51,780 One kiss from Lexie, 582 00:22:51,980 --> 00:22:53,420 and I think I may have lost my wingman. 583 00:22:59,150 --> 00:23:01,910 - Do your thing, Cal. - This is an argument. 584 00:23:01,910 --> 00:23:03,110 - I'm not doing this again. - Is this an argument? 585 00:23:03,290 --> 00:23:05,290 I'm not doing this again. I'm not doing this again. 586 00:23:05,290 --> 00:23:06,290 Is this an argument? 587 00:23:07,530 --> 00:23:08,530 It's an argument. 588 00:23:08,702 --> 00:23:11,517 [woman screams] 589 00:23:11,690 --> 00:23:14,190 - Answer me! - Yeah, it's a fucking ar... 590 00:23:16,290 --> 00:23:17,370 Every time we argue, 591 00:23:17,570 --> 00:23:18,870 we just kiss - it fixes everything. 592 00:23:19,650 --> 00:23:20,650 Perfect. 593 00:23:26,380 --> 00:23:27,639 I'm having the best night. 594 00:23:27,639 --> 00:23:28,960 The vibe's so high. 595 00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:31,839 I don't want to think about Marto. 596 00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:38,880 I have to have this conversation. 597 00:23:38,940 --> 00:23:40,399 It's not healthy for both of us. 598 00:23:40,399 --> 00:23:41,180 We're literally just 599 00:23:41,180 --> 00:23:42,639 looking at each other. 600 00:24:18,524 --> 00:24:20,250 Marto is pissing me the fuck off! 601 00:24:20,371 --> 00:24:22,458 He's showing no effort. He's fucking delusional. 602 00:24:22,579 --> 00:24:24,019 He has no idea what he's got in front of him. 603 00:24:24,097 --> 00:24:25,097 [Amber] What's wrong? 604 00:24:26,159 --> 00:24:28,200 [Keelie] Oh, my God, I'm gonna cry again. Sorry. 605 00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:34,659 [Keelie] I just don't know how it can go 606 00:24:34,659 --> 00:24:37,380 from so good to so shit in such a short amount of time. 607 00:24:37,459 --> 00:24:38,899 Like, I'm just fucking confused. 608 00:24:39,051 --> 00:24:41,027 [Amber] Keelie, Keelie, Keelie, hey. 609 00:24:41,179 --> 00:24:42,719 [Keelie] And now, I just feel like shit. 610 00:24:42,860 --> 00:24:43,899 I'm crying in the club. 611 00:24:44,059 --> 00:24:45,059 It's not pretty. 612 00:24:45,059 --> 00:24:47,099 I feel like such a fucking idiot. 613 00:24:47,919 --> 00:24:50,040 - Why? - Because why am I letting 614 00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:52,459 this man make me feel special when he didn't even mean it? 615 00:24:52,580 --> 00:24:54,419 Like, he didn't mean any of that? 616 00:24:54,719 --> 00:24:58,040 He's one tiny part of your whole summer experience. 617 00:24:58,139 --> 00:24:59,259 I just feel like an idiot. 618 00:24:59,879 --> 00:25:02,379 We all feel like idiots sometimes, though. 619 00:25:02,679 --> 00:25:04,039 We all sleep with the wrong guy. 620 00:25:04,279 --> 00:25:05,699 We all get fucked around sometimes. 621 00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:08,139 It happens, babe. It's life. 622 00:25:08,399 --> 00:25:09,500 We're in our 20s. 623 00:25:09,539 --> 00:25:10,959 This is what our 20s are for. 624 00:25:11,100 --> 00:25:12,659 It feels dirty. It feels rank. 625 00:25:12,679 --> 00:25:15,600 It's not. I've had dirty sex with ugly men. 626 00:25:18,450 --> 00:25:20,170 [Amber] I feel really bad for Keelie. 627 00:25:20,390 --> 00:25:21,970 We're supposed to be in this beautiful city, 628 00:25:22,329 --> 00:25:25,390 and she's bawling her eyes out. 629 00:25:25,750 --> 00:25:27,670 Also, I'm not quite sure if Marto 630 00:25:27,670 --> 00:25:29,290 has actually completely 631 00:25:29,290 --> 00:25:31,190 broken it off with Keelie. 632 00:25:31,230 --> 00:25:32,230 She's confused. 633 00:25:32,350 --> 00:25:33,630 I'm fucking confused. 634 00:25:33,809 --> 00:25:36,150 [Amber] Let's go! Hurry up! 635 00:25:36,950 --> 00:25:38,650 The girls need to look after each other, 636 00:25:38,750 --> 00:25:40,150 so it's time to go home. 637 00:25:40,470 --> 00:25:42,770 [Manaaki] Guys! Let's go! Let's go! 638 00:25:43,309 --> 00:25:45,610 All hands on deck! Let's go! 639 00:25:45,736 --> 00:25:47,303 [Con] You and me will finish this. 640 00:25:47,430 --> 00:25:48,549 [woman] We'll find each other. 641 00:25:52,889 --> 00:25:56,910 [Con] Listen, I don't care what anyone fucking says. 642 00:25:57,250 --> 00:25:59,130 That wasn't even a fucking movie. 643 00:25:59,490 --> 00:26:01,029 It was a fucking documentary. 644 00:26:01,529 --> 00:26:03,590 Con is just too sexy to stay angry at. 645 00:26:03,830 --> 00:26:06,150 He looks good. He smells good. He talks good. 646 00:26:06,210 --> 00:26:08,730 So, we are trying out the friends with benefits. 647 00:26:09,350 --> 00:26:10,410 I'm surprised you're not bringing 648 00:26:10,410 --> 00:26:11,470 that blonde hottie home. 649 00:26:11,910 --> 00:26:13,029 - Do you want me to be honest? - Yeah. 650 00:26:13,750 --> 00:26:15,090 I can't fuck in a bunk bed. 651 00:26:15,090 --> 00:26:16,090 That's why I told blondie, 652 00:26:16,110 --> 00:26:17,110 "You're not coming back tonight." 653 00:26:17,250 --> 00:26:18,269 But you'll fuck me in the bunk bed? 654 00:26:18,750 --> 00:26:20,009 I don't think I can fuck in a bunk bed. 655 00:26:21,210 --> 00:26:23,090 [Amber] You two had fucking fun. 656 00:26:23,549 --> 00:26:25,470 Hello?! Did you guys have fun? 657 00:26:25,610 --> 00:26:26,970 He sucked my toes. 658 00:26:27,569 --> 00:26:29,529 Me and Callum have really just reconnected. 659 00:26:29,970 --> 00:26:32,850 And Callum's a nice size. 660 00:26:33,050 --> 00:26:34,050 He's big, 661 00:26:34,210 --> 00:26:35,529 so he's nice to cuddle. 662 00:26:36,130 --> 00:26:37,250 Anything could happen, right? 663 00:26:37,930 --> 00:26:41,029 [Keelie] Um, I need to lose attraction to Marto. 664 00:26:41,830 --> 00:26:43,990 Can you shave off his moustache in his sleep? 665 00:26:44,084 --> 00:26:45,084 [all laugh] 666 00:26:47,150 --> 00:26:49,710 Surely, you would have known to talk to me. 667 00:26:50,610 --> 00:26:52,510 - Nah, to be honest. - Really? 668 00:26:52,670 --> 00:26:54,530 You would have just brought someone home? 669 00:26:55,230 --> 00:26:56,370 Jaeda expected me 670 00:26:56,370 --> 00:26:57,730 to ask her for her permission 671 00:26:57,730 --> 00:26:58,730 to bring someone home. 672 00:26:59,910 --> 00:27:00,910 I don't do permission. 673 00:27:01,350 --> 00:27:02,390 To me, that's a relationship. 674 00:27:02,770 --> 00:27:04,290 Like, we both made that agreement. 675 00:27:04,710 --> 00:27:06,930 But we're still, like, doing shit. 676 00:27:06,930 --> 00:27:07,690 You know, 677 00:27:07,690 --> 00:27:08,830 this is an open relationship. 678 00:27:09,170 --> 00:27:10,810 It's literally in the name. 679 00:27:10,936 --> 00:27:13,122 I don't know that all I've seen. 680 00:27:15,660 --> 00:27:16,660 It's like, I've been telling everyone 681 00:27:16,740 --> 00:27:17,740 that you wouldn't do that. 682 00:27:17,759 --> 00:27:19,200 That you were... You had more respect. 683 00:27:20,060 --> 00:27:21,000 I've learned my lesson 684 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:22,180 about relationships in this house. 685 00:27:22,519 --> 00:27:24,380 Marto and Keelie? Drama. 686 00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:25,740 And I do not want that. 687 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:28,200 Hostel party. 688 00:27:28,312 --> 00:27:29,587 I want friendship! 689 00:27:29,700 --> 00:27:30,900 Are you OK, baby? Yeah. 690 00:27:31,159 --> 00:27:32,159 Argh! My arm. 691 00:27:32,279 --> 00:27:33,339 My arm is stuck. 692 00:27:34,819 --> 00:27:37,480 - Oh, so happy to be here. - [Amber] Oh, home sweet home. 693 00:27:37,779 --> 00:27:38,920 [Con] Why is it so hot in here? 694 00:27:39,044 --> 00:27:40,450 Is someone in the bathroom? 695 00:27:41,980 --> 00:27:42,980 Are you OK? 696 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:44,400 [Marto] Can I piss, please? 697 00:27:47,634 --> 00:27:49,494 [Callum] Con's a fucking swinger. 698 00:27:49,615 --> 00:27:51,677 Oh, here we go. 699 00:27:51,799 --> 00:27:53,859 [Roxy] Is there any private rooms around here? 700 00:27:54,460 --> 00:27:55,919 This is the private room, babe. 701 00:27:56,659 --> 00:28:00,839 Whatever happens in this fucking bunker stays in the bunker. 702 00:28:01,260 --> 00:28:02,520 I really need a shower 703 00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:03,880 'cause I've sweated so much in the club. 704 00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:04,960 Would you like to join me? 705 00:28:05,099 --> 00:28:06,099 You're the best. 706 00:28:06,221 --> 00:28:07,974 [laughs] 707 00:28:10,299 --> 00:28:13,139 You guys are actually so fucking weird. 708 00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:16,040 I'm biting my tongue. 709 00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:17,800 Like, let them be happy. Let them... 710 00:28:17,919 --> 00:28:18,960 Peace, joy, happiness. 711 00:28:19,700 --> 00:28:23,500 But now Roxy and Con want to be getting it on 712 00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:24,860 in bunk bed number two 713 00:28:25,360 --> 00:28:26,500 right across from me. 714 00:28:26,919 --> 00:28:27,919 No. Thank you. 715 00:28:28,046 --> 00:28:29,488 [fart] 716 00:28:29,615 --> 00:28:30,802 Oh! Don't start. 717 00:28:32,287 --> 00:28:33,771 - Don't fucking start. - [farts] 718 00:28:33,899 --> 00:28:34,899 Who was that? 719 00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:37,099 After lights out... 720 00:28:37,100 --> 00:28:38,639 I ate a lot of carrots 721 00:28:38,639 --> 00:28:40,279 in my childhood, 722 00:28:40,279 --> 00:28:41,940 so I'm able to see in the dark. 723 00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:43,860 What did I happen to see 724 00:28:43,860 --> 00:28:44,440 in the dark? 725 00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:46,779 I saw Mr Callum and Miss Lexie 726 00:28:47,299 --> 00:28:48,879 having a little canoodle in bed. 727 00:28:52,769 --> 00:28:54,325 Mm-mm. 728 00:28:54,442 --> 00:28:57,282 - [Callum] Sexy Lexie 2.0. - [Lexie] Stop. 729 00:28:59,500 --> 00:29:02,740 The sexual tension is crazy. 730 00:29:04,599 --> 00:29:06,019 It just feels so familiar, 731 00:29:06,359 --> 00:29:07,359 it's weird. 732 00:29:10,599 --> 00:29:12,699 I'm really wanting to fuck him tonight. 733 00:29:12,859 --> 00:29:15,839 But tonight's not the right time. 734 00:29:16,199 --> 00:29:17,199 Not with the whole 735 00:29:17,340 --> 00:29:18,679 fucking house watching, anyways. 736 00:29:23,166 --> 00:29:26,116 ♪ Hey, eh, Your Majesty 737 00:29:26,241 --> 00:29:29,939 ♪ Ah-ah, the king, the queen You're the queen to my castle 738 00:29:30,064 --> 00:29:33,388 ♪ I just want my knee rollin' Girl, I got you... ♪ 739 00:29:35,549 --> 00:29:36,630 Holy fuck! 740 00:29:42,879 --> 00:29:45,960 [Con] Oh, bro, the beds are so uncomfy. 741 00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:48,260 Waking up in a fucking place 742 00:29:48,739 --> 00:29:50,877 where it's like a teenage kid's been fucking banging off 743 00:29:50,877 --> 00:29:53,422 in his fucking sheets isn't amazing. 744 00:29:53,619 --> 00:29:55,819 [Jaeda] Bro, my mouth tastes like arse right now. 745 00:29:55,943 --> 00:29:59,961 Oh, my God, last night was shots, dance floor, 746 00:30:00,086 --> 00:30:01,086 more shots. 747 00:30:01,121 --> 00:30:04,063 My head is thumping! 748 00:30:06,259 --> 00:30:07,900 Callum, there's a fucking roach at your head. 749 00:30:08,620 --> 00:30:09,620 What?! 750 00:30:11,630 --> 00:30:13,033 Hostel and Manaaki should never 751 00:30:13,147 --> 00:30:14,209 be used in the same sentence. 752 00:30:14,323 --> 00:30:16,257 There was farting, 753 00:30:16,257 --> 00:30:17,257 snoring, cockroaches. 754 00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:18,320 Oh! 755 00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:19,980 It was not it. 756 00:30:20,133 --> 00:30:22,386 [Con] How was everyone's night? 757 00:30:22,540 --> 00:30:24,200 I love the Tax Office. 758 00:30:24,380 --> 00:30:26,640 [Con] That club. Fuck me dead. 759 00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:29,100 [Callum] Lexie kissing me last night 760 00:30:29,100 --> 00:30:30,200 genuinely felt special. 761 00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:31,800 Or she was just toey last night 762 00:30:31,940 --> 00:30:33,380 and wanted me to suck her toes in the club. 763 00:30:33,380 --> 00:30:34,360 Or did it mean more? 764 00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:35,840 Was there any dramas at the club? 765 00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:37,280 Not for me. 766 00:30:40,111 --> 00:30:41,656 [Keelie] Waking up in this hostel, 767 00:30:41,766 --> 00:30:42,869 there's definitely a few 768 00:30:43,380 --> 00:30:44,880 cockroaches floating around. 769 00:30:45,380 --> 00:30:46,680 And when I say cockroaches, 770 00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:48,280 I mean the boys of the fucking house. 771 00:30:48,780 --> 00:30:50,020 I was having the best night 772 00:30:50,519 --> 00:30:52,260 and then Marto ruined the whole thing. 773 00:30:52,260 --> 00:30:54,780 It's just awkward. It's just weird. 774 00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:56,220 And I really wish me 775 00:30:56,220 --> 00:30:57,740 and Marto just started as friends. 776 00:30:57,740 --> 00:30:58,620 I've done exactly 777 00:30:58,620 --> 00:30:59,530 what I do on the outside, 778 00:30:59,530 --> 00:31:00,880 and that's jumping into things 779 00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:02,040 way too fucking quickly. 780 00:31:02,539 --> 00:31:05,200 I'm starting to get sick-distance. 781 00:31:05,282 --> 00:31:06,282 Homesickness. 782 00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:07,480 No dis... 783 00:31:07,939 --> 00:31:09,980 I feel too far from the ground. 784 00:31:10,059 --> 00:31:11,200 [Con] Let's go man, come on. 785 00:31:11,323 --> 00:31:12,684 Oh, my God. 786 00:31:12,807 --> 00:31:14,786 I feel like I'm gonna vomit. 787 00:31:16,847 --> 00:31:18,826 [Marto] Hey, man. Let's go. 788 00:31:18,950 --> 00:31:20,434 [Manaaki] Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 789 00:31:23,897 --> 00:31:25,175 [Lexie] Oh! 790 00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:27,000 I don't know what it is, 791 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:27,940 but I'm just like, 792 00:31:27,940 --> 00:31:28,960 get me the fuck 793 00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:29,960 out of this joint. 794 00:31:31,458 --> 00:31:33,319 Look how good my pussy looks. 795 00:31:33,441 --> 00:31:34,817 - Oh, my God. - She's smooth! 796 00:31:34,938 --> 00:31:36,516 Nappy rash cream is where it's at. 797 00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:40,399 Taine said he needed to tell me something. 798 00:31:40,399 --> 00:31:43,020 What should just be something like, I want to fuck tonight. 799 00:31:44,207 --> 00:31:45,207 Like, ha-ha-ha. 800 00:31:45,599 --> 00:31:48,139 I want a chill Jacuzzi sesh tonight. 801 00:31:48,259 --> 00:31:51,939 I'm keen to fucking relax a bit, I reckon. 802 00:31:52,059 --> 00:31:54,178 Yeah. It didn't seem to end too well. 803 00:31:54,299 --> 00:31:56,059 I feel like Keelie has got the message. 804 00:31:56,178 --> 00:31:58,459 I'm done with girls at this house, bro. 805 00:31:58,459 --> 00:31:58,980 But... 806 00:31:58,980 --> 00:32:00,880 No fucking spiders anymore. 807 00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:02,440 ..she still keeps coming. 808 00:32:05,399 --> 00:32:06,819 [Keelie] Home, sweet home! 809 00:32:07,220 --> 00:32:08,800 [Taine] Shoddy shower. Shoddy shit. 810 00:32:09,500 --> 00:32:10,500 [Con] Shoddy piss. 811 00:32:11,900 --> 00:32:13,460 [Catia] Oh, my God. 812 00:32:14,019 --> 00:32:15,839 It smells like shit! 813 00:32:16,220 --> 00:32:17,559 [Manaaki] Fuck! Take me back to the hostel. 814 00:32:19,019 --> 00:32:20,880 Why don't you go into the shower and wash yourself 815 00:32:21,039 --> 00:32:22,039 'cause you stink. 816 00:32:22,799 --> 00:32:24,180 You fucking stink! 817 00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:25,240 No. You actually stink. 818 00:32:25,279 --> 00:32:27,279 - That's you, bro. - You stink of cheese. 819 00:32:27,579 --> 00:32:28,640 Lexie, go clean the kitchen. 820 00:32:29,980 --> 00:32:30,980 I love Callum, 821 00:32:30,980 --> 00:32:31,720 but I don't think 822 00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:32,720 he's a good match for Lexie. 823 00:32:33,340 --> 00:32:34,780 I actually don't think Callum's 824 00:32:34,780 --> 00:32:35,780 a good match for any woman 825 00:32:35,780 --> 00:32:36,780 in this world. 826 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,020 And I don't want that 827 00:32:38,020 --> 00:32:39,020 for my best friend. 828 00:32:39,859 --> 00:32:41,480 How are you feeling with Jaeda now, Taine? 829 00:32:42,119 --> 00:32:43,299 I'm not massive on PDA. 830 00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:44,680 You know what I mean? 831 00:32:45,519 --> 00:32:47,680 - That's a lie. - That is a lie. 832 00:32:48,599 --> 00:32:50,319 I've seen you sucking tits in the club. 833 00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:51,400 That's way different. 834 00:32:51,619 --> 00:32:53,740 Taine, you're actually so funny. 835 00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:56,720 I don't want to do PDA, 836 00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:59,280 but I'll suck your tits in the club. 837 00:32:59,402 --> 00:33:00,761 But step into my shoes! 838 00:33:00,884 --> 00:33:02,037 They suck...come at you with their tit. 839 00:33:02,037 --> 00:33:03,037 Exactly. 840 00:33:03,148 --> 00:33:04,795 And you're just there, glug-glug. 841 00:33:04,919 --> 00:33:06,195 Oh, my God, healthy! 842 00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:07,320 At some point tonight, 843 00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:08,520 I'm gonna have a chat to Jaeda. 844 00:33:08,900 --> 00:33:10,680 I don't think I want to continue doing this. 845 00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:11,700 The only person 846 00:33:11,700 --> 00:33:13,900 that I'm thinking about starts 847 00:33:13,900 --> 00:33:14,980 with a T and ends with a E. 848 00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:16,480 You know what I'm saying? 849 00:33:18,700 --> 00:33:19,700 [Keelie] Spin. 850 00:33:19,740 --> 00:33:20,740 [Amber] Spin, please. 851 00:33:20,980 --> 00:33:22,500 Perfect. And stop. 852 00:33:22,860 --> 00:33:26,200 But I feel like your situationship is kind of like... 853 00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:28,600 I feel like being a bit stagnant now anyway, right? 854 00:33:29,340 --> 00:33:31,420 - You reckon? - Well, has it? I don't know. 855 00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:33,460 What's going on over there? 856 00:33:33,540 --> 00:33:34,540 [Amber] Spin. 857 00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:35,860 Ready? Three, two, one. 858 00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:37,120 Heave! 859 00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:38,120 Spin. 860 00:33:38,620 --> 00:33:40,100 Look at him. He's doing the dad strut. 861 00:33:40,539 --> 00:33:41,920 Yeah. What did I say? 862 00:33:42,259 --> 00:33:43,539 Aw. Bless him. 863 00:33:43,740 --> 00:33:46,160 I don't know how you like him, dude. 864 00:33:46,319 --> 00:33:47,860 [Roxy] It's just 'cause he's got a huge cock. 865 00:33:49,340 --> 00:33:50,340 You know what? 866 00:33:50,460 --> 00:33:52,000 I really don't want to fucking hear 867 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,100 how big, how good his dick is. 868 00:33:54,519 --> 00:33:55,740 I don't want to hear it. 869 00:33:56,340 --> 00:33:58,360 Should we turn around and see how this conversation's going? 870 00:33:59,380 --> 00:34:02,019 He owes me a fuck. No. 871 00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:05,840 I was hoping to get bent over like a Christmas tree. 872 00:34:06,059 --> 00:34:07,059 [Lexie] Christmas tree? 873 00:34:08,699 --> 00:34:10,340 I'll do... I'll do it for him instead. 874 00:34:10,659 --> 00:34:12,420 Yeah. My man! 875 00:34:15,107 --> 00:34:16,728 ♪ Live in here Everything, everything 876 00:34:16,728 --> 00:34:18,269 ♪ Live in here 877 00:34:18,388 --> 00:34:20,206 ♪ We're levelling one up 878 00:34:20,325 --> 00:34:21,708 ♪ You can match with skill... 879 00:34:23,131 --> 00:34:24,594 [screaming] 880 00:34:24,712 --> 00:34:25,779 Guys! 881 00:34:25,898 --> 00:34:27,044 [screaming] 882 00:34:27,163 --> 00:34:28,230 - [Lexie] Oh, my God! - [Jaeda] Hurry! Hurry! 883 00:34:28,349 --> 00:34:29,349 [Con] Spa day. 884 00:34:29,670 --> 00:34:32,110 Tammy's giving us a spa day at home. 885 00:34:32,210 --> 00:34:33,670 - Put the robes on! - Put the robes on, then. 886 00:34:33,889 --> 00:34:36,869 This recovery is well needed after Bris-Vegas. 887 00:34:37,449 --> 00:34:38,449 Oh, champagne. 888 00:34:38,449 --> 00:34:39,650 I'm so excited. 889 00:34:39,779 --> 00:34:43,620 [yelling] 890 00:34:43,750 --> 00:34:45,430 When I think spa. I think, 891 00:34:45,430 --> 00:34:46,990 you know, a nice massage 892 00:34:47,489 --> 00:34:49,050 and maybe relieving the tension 893 00:34:49,050 --> 00:34:51,010 at the end. 894 00:34:52,150 --> 00:34:54,110 Guys, I'll be providing happy endings. 895 00:34:54,110 --> 00:34:57,310 [Roxy] I'm getting a little tipsy. 896 00:34:58,342 --> 00:35:00,199 [Francesco] Manaaki, you'd better not get hard. 897 00:35:00,199 --> 00:35:01,199 [Manaaki] This feel nice? 898 00:35:01,266 --> 00:35:02,676 [Francesco] Oh, it actually feels good. 899 00:35:02,779 --> 00:35:04,121 Ooh. Ooh. 900 00:35:04,224 --> 00:35:05,910 - Ooh. - Ah-um! 901 00:35:07,699 --> 00:35:09,139 Now focus. 902 00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:10,379 I love a spa. 903 00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:12,560 I love rejuvenation. 904 00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:14,319 Got me... Callum! 905 00:35:14,500 --> 00:35:15,919 I'm stuck. 906 00:35:16,020 --> 00:35:17,879 I love the meditation. 907 00:35:21,699 --> 00:35:22,699 Fuck, bro. 908 00:35:22,900 --> 00:35:23,900 Tammy... 909 00:35:24,823 --> 00:35:25,823 Well done. 910 00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:29,860 I needed this spa night. 911 00:35:30,300 --> 00:35:32,120 Last night, I just wanted to run. 912 00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:34,140 So today I'm feeling fucking down. 913 00:35:34,253 --> 00:35:35,689 Fuck! 914 00:35:35,802 --> 00:35:37,238 Who's doing my legs? 915 00:35:41,849 --> 00:35:43,750 You burnt bridges, babes. 916 00:35:43,854 --> 00:35:45,420 I burnt bridges? 917 00:35:45,524 --> 00:35:46,524 I burnt bridges! 918 00:35:46,569 --> 00:35:48,250 I was gonna say I'm busy. 919 00:35:48,369 --> 00:35:49,910 The only person free to massage you, 920 00:35:49,970 --> 00:35:51,269 you've burned a bridge with so... 921 00:35:51,269 --> 00:35:52,269 Are you sure? 922 00:35:52,450 --> 00:35:54,170 I absolutely will confront people 923 00:35:54,170 --> 00:35:55,170 that fuck with my friends. 924 00:35:55,710 --> 00:35:58,369 Keelie deserves a man that fucking sweeps her off her feet. 925 00:35:58,789 --> 00:36:01,329 It feels like I can't even move. 926 00:36:01,410 --> 00:36:02,910 I can't do anything 927 00:36:02,910 --> 00:36:04,750 without looking over my shoulder 928 00:36:04,750 --> 00:36:05,990 or getting stared at. 929 00:36:12,329 --> 00:36:13,610 [Taine] Yo, Keelie and Fran, 930 00:36:14,090 --> 00:36:15,090 can you leave for a second, please? 931 00:36:15,090 --> 00:36:16,090 I just need to talk to Jaeda. 932 00:36:16,098 --> 00:36:17,799 Oh, God. 933 00:36:17,989 --> 00:36:19,650 [Taine] So, with the open relationship, like, 934 00:36:20,589 --> 00:36:22,269 it isn't everything that I thought it was going to be. 935 00:36:22,357 --> 00:36:23,360 OK. 936 00:36:23,450 --> 00:36:25,589 Yesterday, when I brought that girl over, you said to me, 937 00:36:25,770 --> 00:36:26,770 "If you're gonna bring someone home, like, 938 00:36:26,790 --> 00:36:27,790 "tell me first." 939 00:36:27,809 --> 00:36:29,650 For me, it's just starting to feel a little bit too real. 940 00:36:29,849 --> 00:36:30,849 Yeah. 941 00:36:30,849 --> 00:36:33,029 So, I've got a break-up text that I send out to my girls 942 00:36:33,029 --> 00:36:34,170 when they start to catch feelings. 943 00:36:34,569 --> 00:36:36,549 And it's like, look... "You're a very good woman..." 944 00:36:36,770 --> 00:36:37,770 Like, I think you're an amazing girl. 945 00:36:37,770 --> 00:36:38,569 I think you're funny. 946 00:36:38,569 --> 00:36:39,330 And it says like, 947 00:36:39,330 --> 00:36:41,110 "I like the time we spent together..." 948 00:36:41,110 --> 00:36:42,909 I've been enjoying it. It's been fun. 949 00:36:43,110 --> 00:36:44,110 And then it says like... 950 00:36:44,230 --> 00:36:45,310 As I start to get a little bit older, 951 00:36:45,569 --> 00:36:49,989 what I actually want is 100% all-in or nothing at all. 952 00:36:50,230 --> 00:36:51,390 And I'm at the stage of my life 953 00:36:51,390 --> 00:36:52,430 where I just want nothing at all. 954 00:36:52,558 --> 00:36:54,279 Uh-huh. [laughs] 955 00:36:54,409 --> 00:36:55,469 What? 956 00:36:55,529 --> 00:36:57,230 I'm not gonna lie, I got that shit off ChatGPT. 957 00:36:57,349 --> 00:36:58,730 Copy and paste. Piece of piss. 958 00:36:59,690 --> 00:37:01,969 Such a shame. We didn't even fuck yet. 959 00:37:03,829 --> 00:37:05,630 Taine may think he's the only player, 960 00:37:05,889 --> 00:37:07,690 but he's talking to the other player. 961 00:37:08,170 --> 00:37:10,009 And you can't take the players out of the game. 962 00:37:10,009 --> 00:37:12,230 We make the game. We are the game. 963 00:37:12,730 --> 00:37:13,730 But, look, 964 00:37:13,970 --> 00:37:15,589 at the end of the day, it's how you feel. 965 00:37:16,069 --> 00:37:18,390 And I'm not going to let this affect my time 966 00:37:18,390 --> 00:37:19,390 in the Aussie Shore house. 967 00:37:19,429 --> 00:37:20,769 At the end of the day, I'm not here for you. 968 00:37:20,896 --> 00:37:22,042 - Mm-hm. - I'm here for me. 969 00:37:22,170 --> 00:37:23,170 [Taine] That's good. 970 00:37:23,170 --> 00:37:24,549 So, you were fun while it lasted. 971 00:37:24,790 --> 00:37:26,010 - [Taine] Yeah. - Adios. 972 00:37:26,350 --> 00:37:29,010 Yeah, no, I've never really had a struggle to find a cuddle. 973 00:37:29,089 --> 00:37:31,429 There's always a big pair of biceps hanging around somewhere. 974 00:37:31,567 --> 00:37:33,877 - [Callum] Don't! - [Lexie] Just one second. 975 00:37:34,016 --> 00:37:35,310 Ah! 976 00:37:35,449 --> 00:37:36,690 Was that a fart or a queef? 977 00:37:38,429 --> 00:37:39,429 Oh, babe! 978 00:37:40,449 --> 00:37:43,069 Cal and I are like a bad habit. 979 00:37:43,389 --> 00:37:44,849 I know I shouldn't go there, 980 00:37:44,989 --> 00:37:47,829 but sometimes I find myself always there. 981 00:37:48,750 --> 00:37:50,949 We both kind of are drawn to each other, 982 00:37:51,210 --> 00:37:53,230 but I'm still fucking navigating it. 983 00:37:53,389 --> 00:37:55,329 So, I'm confused but I'm excited. 984 00:37:55,829 --> 00:37:56,829 [Lexie] How do you feel? 985 00:37:57,309 --> 00:37:58,409 I've been thinking about it all day. 986 00:37:59,529 --> 00:38:01,230 - [Lexie] You're crazy. - [Callum] Yeah. 987 00:38:01,290 --> 00:38:02,790 I feel like it takes two to tango, for sure. 988 00:38:03,110 --> 00:38:04,909 And this morning I'm like, "What was last night, like? 989 00:38:04,909 --> 00:38:07,349 "Am I just dreaming like two years ago? 990 00:38:07,449 --> 00:38:08,730 "Or is it, like, actually a thing?" 991 00:38:08,730 --> 00:38:09,970 'Cause in the back of my head, 992 00:38:10,310 --> 00:38:11,410 I've been, like, waiting for it. 993 00:38:13,049 --> 00:38:15,190 When I kiss Lexie, it's different to kissing 994 00:38:15,190 --> 00:38:17,029 anyone else that I kiss 995 00:38:17,409 --> 00:38:19,289 because there's more to it. 996 00:38:19,730 --> 00:38:21,109 Right after, like, I kissed you last night, 997 00:38:21,190 --> 00:38:24,269 like, I want you to be more involved in my summer. 998 00:38:26,650 --> 00:38:29,210 I'm just putting myself in a vulnerable position. 999 00:38:29,329 --> 00:38:31,410 I'm never vulnerable, you know that. 1000 00:38:31,550 --> 00:38:33,190 - Yeah, this isn't you. - [Callum] Yeah, I know, 1001 00:38:33,430 --> 00:38:36,390 but I'm being fucking 100% honest with you right now. 1002 00:38:36,750 --> 00:38:37,750 This is kind of what I want. 1003 00:38:37,780 --> 00:38:39,420 But then I also get my back up with you 1004 00:38:39,420 --> 00:38:42,210 at times, because I'm, like, everyone says, 1005 00:38:42,210 --> 00:38:43,630 like, how you are. 1006 00:38:43,769 --> 00:38:45,470 Like, everyone knows I'm a fuckboy, but like... 1007 00:38:46,170 --> 00:38:47,809 But I'm not, like, only like that. 1008 00:38:48,190 --> 00:38:49,930 I think I just get scared. 1009 00:38:50,030 --> 00:38:51,690 You know, whispering sweet nothings 1010 00:38:51,690 --> 00:38:54,490 to get in the panties, will it work? 1011 00:38:54,710 --> 00:38:55,710 Probably. 1012 00:38:55,870 --> 00:38:58,210 The last thing that I want to do is, like, 1013 00:38:58,210 --> 00:39:00,710 hurt you in any way, shape or form. 1014 00:39:01,390 --> 00:39:02,390 But maybe we'll just see how 1015 00:39:02,410 --> 00:39:03,970 the next couple of days plan out or whatever, 1016 00:39:05,830 --> 00:39:07,070 and just see how you feel. 1017 00:39:07,170 --> 00:39:08,170 I don't know. 1018 00:39:08,570 --> 00:39:09,570 The proof is in the pudding. 1019 00:39:09,692 --> 00:39:12,476 I'm not gonna waste my time entertaining girls 1020 00:39:12,598 --> 00:39:14,686 that really don't tickle my pickle. 1021 00:39:14,809 --> 00:39:17,389 She does. So I'm gonna try and focus on that. 1022 00:39:18,910 --> 00:39:19,910 [Marto] Oh! 1023 00:39:20,032 --> 00:39:21,912 Argh! 1024 00:39:23,670 --> 00:39:25,389 Right, let's do a one-week reflection. 1025 00:39:25,610 --> 00:39:26,610 [Keelie] Your pit and your peak. 1026 00:39:26,737 --> 00:39:28,560 [Marto] My pit is probably, 1027 00:39:28,687 --> 00:39:31,443 um, you know, fucking us breaking up. 1028 00:39:32,842 --> 00:39:33,902 When...? What? 1029 00:39:34,030 --> 00:39:35,110 I'm confused by that. 1030 00:39:35,254 --> 00:39:36,985 [Callum] Oi, oi. Shh, shh, shh. 1031 00:39:37,130 --> 00:39:38,430 [Marto] What do you mean, you're confused by that? 1032 00:39:38,510 --> 00:39:41,160 I said I'm not feeling the same way multiple times. 1033 00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:41,710 The same way? 1034 00:39:41,710 --> 00:39:43,250 How do you think I'm feeling, bro? 1035 00:39:43,389 --> 00:39:44,590 I'm so done with his convo. 1036 00:39:44,690 --> 00:39:46,910 You're done with the convo! I'm not done with the convo! 1037 00:39:46,910 --> 00:39:47,772 [Marto] OK, go. 1038 00:39:47,772 --> 00:39:48,772 How is it always on your terms? 1039 00:39:48,851 --> 00:39:50,176 I'm gonna listen to you and then we're done. OK? 1040 00:39:50,176 --> 00:39:51,176 So say what you need to say. 1041 00:39:51,229 --> 00:39:52,810 I was open to having, like, a good thing 1042 00:39:52,810 --> 00:39:54,230 where we could have this thing at the house 1043 00:39:54,230 --> 00:39:56,790 and have sex and be on good vibes 1044 00:39:56,790 --> 00:39:57,790 and, like, cuddle, whatever... 1045 00:39:57,970 --> 00:39:59,410 Like, basically, what Roxie and Con have, 1046 00:39:59,910 --> 00:40:01,370 and then we can go out 1047 00:40:01,370 --> 00:40:02,810 and still be open to getting other people. 1048 00:40:02,926 --> 00:40:04,331 - And that's what... - What!? 1049 00:40:04,448 --> 00:40:08,352 That is bullshit. Sorry, that is bullshit. 1050 00:40:08,470 --> 00:40:11,329 The sexual stuff and, like, all that is done for me. 1051 00:40:11,730 --> 00:40:12,610 That's it. 1052 00:40:12,610 --> 00:40:13,850 That was the final straw. 1053 00:40:13,850 --> 00:40:14,850 I've had enough. 1054 00:40:14,870 --> 00:40:15,870 I don't want this anymore. 1055 00:40:17,590 --> 00:40:18,610 It is what it is. 1056 00:40:21,550 --> 00:40:24,130 This whole time I've been, like, thinking about him 1057 00:40:24,370 --> 00:40:27,690 and like, I just think I need to start thinking about myself. 1058 00:40:29,630 --> 00:40:31,650 Oh, my God. Sorry. 1059 00:40:31,773 --> 00:40:33,549 [Taine] Come here. Come here. 1060 00:40:49,739 --> 00:40:52,019 Was it off the cuff? Yes. 1061 00:40:52,138 --> 00:40:54,360 Was it the heat of the moment? Yes. 1062 00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:55,820 Con and Roxy were getting it on, 1063 00:40:55,820 --> 00:40:57,440 and I just didn't want to see it or hear it. 1064 00:40:57,519 --> 00:41:01,340 She felt like your comment... Oh. They're staring. 1065 00:41:06,751 --> 00:41:08,542 I'm not gonna fuel it. 1066 00:41:08,656 --> 00:41:09,656 If she doesn't bring it up, 1067 00:41:09,762 --> 00:41:11,705 that's not a me issue. 1068 00:41:11,820 --> 00:41:13,745 But if you have a fucking problem with me, 1069 00:41:13,745 --> 00:41:15,570 next time, you tell fucking me. 1070 00:41:17,821 --> 00:41:20,063 - I know. - [Lexie] Mm. 1071 00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:21,620 [Catia] At the end of the day, 1072 00:41:21,620 --> 00:41:23,720 when it comes to this Roxy and Con situation... 1073 00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:26,340 ..it almost feels like 1074 00:41:26,340 --> 00:41:27,500 a mosquito bite. 1075 00:41:27,980 --> 00:41:29,820 It's not life-threatening, 1076 00:41:30,020 --> 00:41:31,580 but it's fucking irritating. 1077 00:41:37,410 --> 00:41:38,410 - Hey. - [laughs] 1078 00:41:38,990 --> 00:41:39,990 Hey! 1079 00:41:40,390 --> 00:41:41,650 Is your dick till here? 1080 00:41:42,230 --> 00:41:43,330 It's only soft now, but, yeah. 1081 00:41:43,670 --> 00:41:46,210 - Are you hungry? - Oh, oh stop. 1082 00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:51,680 It's embarrassing to sit here 1083 00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:54,100 a few days ago and be like, "I fucking hate Con!" 1084 00:41:54,180 --> 00:41:56,100 And now I'm, like, ready to suck his dick. 1085 00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:58,360 But I'm sexually frustrated. 1086 00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:00,420 You forgive and you forget. 1087 00:42:00,720 --> 00:42:04,040 I'm thinking we could go have a shower 1088 00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:05,040 and go to bed. 1089 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,160 I wanna do it. 1090 00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:09,700 Yeah, well, so do I. 1091 00:42:10,340 --> 00:42:12,340 At the end of the day, I came here to have fun. 1092 00:42:12,340 --> 00:42:13,940 I'm not leaving here with a boyfriend, 1093 00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:16,159 but I do want to leave here with a lot of orgasm memories. 1094 00:42:16,159 --> 00:42:17,780 And I'm hoping that Con can help me out. 1095 00:42:18,780 --> 00:42:20,860 I'm gonna go have a shower, brush my teeth, 1096 00:42:20,860 --> 00:42:22,020 get ready for bed, 1097 00:42:22,020 --> 00:42:23,700 and then we'll see where the night goes. 1098 00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:24,840 It's not that deep. 1099 00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:29,920 [Catia] Con, are you going in the shag pad? 1100 00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:32,920 Honestly, I can't keep up with me and Roxy. 1101 00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:34,120 It's fucked. 1102 00:42:34,128 --> 00:42:36,318 First she hates me. 1103 00:42:38,340 --> 00:42:39,840 I owe Roxy an orgasm, 100%. 1104 00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:42,440 And don't worry, I always pick up the bill 1105 00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:43,197 and pay in full. 1106 00:42:43,197 --> 00:42:44,982 [Roxy moans] 1107 00:42:46,647 --> 00:42:48,431 [moaning continues] 1108 00:42:49,779 --> 00:42:50,889 Actually, I think I've cum already. 1109 00:42:52,078 --> 00:42:53,862 [moans] 1110 00:42:57,550 --> 00:43:02,070 The thing is, I push Roxy and Con to happen. 1111 00:43:02,430 --> 00:43:04,090 And then when it actually happens, 1112 00:43:04,530 --> 00:43:06,490 it's a little kick in the guts for me. 1113 00:43:07,586 --> 00:43:08,586 [Roxy sighs] 1114 00:43:08,650 --> 00:43:09,650 - Feel better? - Feel so good. 1115 00:43:09,808 --> 00:43:12,291 [both laugh] 1116 00:43:12,450 --> 00:43:15,450 [Catia] I liked Con minus Roxy. 1117 00:43:15,810 --> 00:43:18,530 I don't like Roxy plus Con. 1118 00:43:19,450 --> 00:43:20,470 [Francesco] Next time... 1119 00:43:20,470 --> 00:43:22,090 I'm sending them to etiquette school 1120 00:43:22,090 --> 00:43:23,269 - to learn some manners. - [Amber belches] 1121 00:43:23,850 --> 00:43:26,110 That is so gross. Disgusting. 1122 00:43:26,110 --> 00:43:28,450 Not acceptable. Get up and leave. 1123 00:43:28,490 --> 00:43:29,490 I'm scared. 1124 00:43:30,090 --> 00:43:31,090 [Callum] Kiss me! 1125 00:43:31,290 --> 00:43:34,510 I just want Callum to show me I'm not replaceable. 1126 00:43:34,510 --> 00:43:34,990 How would you feel 1127 00:43:34,990 --> 00:43:36,490 about spending some time with me tonight? 1128 00:43:36,490 --> 00:43:37,309 Just the two of us. 1129 00:43:37,309 --> 00:43:39,450 What if he takes me for a fucking ice-cream, 1130 00:43:39,450 --> 00:43:41,170 for a sit-down fucking wine? 1131 00:43:41,293 --> 00:43:43,099 - Oh, my God! Argh! - [screams] 1132 00:43:47,820 --> 00:43:48,860 Oh, my God. 1133 00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:49,880 You know what, actually? 1134 00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:52,740 [Con] Shit's about to hit the fan tonight.