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BOY: (WHISPERING)
I don't think anyone's coming.
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- (LIGHTER CLICKS)
- (BOYS WHISPERING
INDISTINCTLY)
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(BOYS GIGGLING)
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Yo.
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(FOOTSTEPS RUNNING)
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(BOY SHUSHES)
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(BOYS GIGGLING, SHUSHING)
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- Oh, shit!
- (EXCITED SHOUTING, LAUGHTER)
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MRS. MILLER: What the fuck
are you kids doing?!
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Off! Get your hands off!
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- Get back here! Get back here!
- BOY: Yeah, bro.
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- (BOYS LAUGHING WILDLY)
- (AUDIO STOPS ABRUPTLY)
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(I'M A CUCKOO BY BELLE &
SEBASTIAN PLAYING)
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♪ I'm glad to see you ♪
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♪ I had a funny dream ♪
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♪ And you were wearing
funny shoes ♪
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♪ You were going to a dance ♪
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♪ You were dressed
like a punk ♪
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♪ But you are too young
to remember ♪
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♪ I'm happy for you,
you've made it hard for me ♪
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♪ I've counted on
your company ♪
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♪ You are staying with
your friends tonight ♪
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♪ I'm feeling sorry
for myself ♪
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♪ I keep taking everything
to be a sign ♪
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♪ I'd rather be in Tokyo ♪
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♪ I'd rather listen
to Thin Lizzy, oh ♪
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♪ And watch the Sunday gang
in Harajuku ♪
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- ♪ There's something wrong
with me ♪
- (DOOR CLOSES)
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♪ I'm a cuckoo ♪
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(FOOD SIZZLING)
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(PLATES CLINKING)
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VIVIAN:
Okay, Mom.
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(GROWLS)
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- (VIVIAN YELLING)
- (CHRIS SCREAMING)
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Get out of my room, you bitch!
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- (SONG ENDS)
- (VIVIAN SIGHS)
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(MEN SPEAKING MANDARIN
OVER TV)
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I'm not hungry.
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Yep.
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VIVIAN: (SIGHS)
Okay.
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Is Dad gonna be home
to see me before I leave?
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Classic.
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Stanford? As if he's gonna
survive high school.
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Stop wearing my clothes.
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(MOCKINGLY)
"Stop wearing my clothes."
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(MUTTERS)
Dumb horse.
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What'd you just call me?
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He just called me a whore!
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I called you a horse,
like your zodiac sign.
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- You wish
you could be a whore.
- Mom!
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Actually, no,
you're more like a lizard
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with your scaly-ass
eczema skin, you know that?
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- Oh, yeah,
fuck you, pizza face!
- Ah!
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Lizard bitch,
you got stains on my sweater!
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- That's my sweater!
- (SPEAKS MANDARIN)
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- He literally just
called me a bitch!
- Bitch.
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You know, you're only born
because I wanted
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a little brother,
and I wish you died
in the womb.
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Yeah, you were only born
because of a broken condom.
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You don't even know
how condoms work,
and you never will.
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Shut the fuck up, okay?
Conversation over. I win.
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Like, you can't just decide
when a conversation's--
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- Not how talking works...
- I get to decide!
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- ...you absolute moron!
- Blah, blah, blah!
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- Stop yelling!
- You're like a little baby!
(BLABBERING)
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(BLABBERING)
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- (SLAPS TABLE)
- (NAI NAI EXCLAIMS)
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You think you're so cool,
but you're not.
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- Nobody likes you.
- (EXCLAIMS) Hey,
get back here!
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- I can't wait to move out!
- CHRIS: Your fucking face!
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CHRIS:
Get over here! Stop running!
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(MUTTERING)
That's what you get for...
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(URINATES)
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(GRUNTS)
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(MUTTERS, SIGHS)
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(CAMERA CHIMES)
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(SIGHS)
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It's a trick.
Just make this trick.
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(SIGHS)
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Fuck!
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(SIGHS)
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Yes! Oh, yes!
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- Mom, you just ruined my clip.
- (MESSAGES CHIMING)
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(SOBS)
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(DOOR CLOSING SOUND EFFECT
PLAYS)
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(MESSAGE CHIMES)
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(DOOR OPENING SOUND EFFECT
PLAYS)
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(TOUCHDOWN TURNAROUND
BY HELLOGOODBYE PLAYING)
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♪ Every night, I see you
standing on the corner ♪
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♪ Shaking that thing like
you're playing Pop Warner ♪
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♪ Touchdown turnaround,
play by play... ♪
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(MUSIC STOPS)
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(MESSAGE CHIMES)
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(DOOR OPENING SOUND EFFECT
PLAYS)
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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(VIVIAN SIGHS)
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(DOOR CREAKS)
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- Ah...
- ORTHODONTIST:
Yeah, that looks good.
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- That looks good.
- (CAMERA BEEPS, CLICKS)
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(SPITS) Hot pink?
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- Mm-mm.
- All right.
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Baby blue?
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- Mm-mm.
- No? (SPITS)
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That's, like, the best color.
Green?
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- Indigo?
- Yes, sir.
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Dude! Bro,
Madi's gonna want to
rub her tongue all over them.
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Indigo braces.
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I hope you brought
some wax, dawg.
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What the fuck is the wax for?
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SOUP: (IN DISTANCE) Fahad!
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FAHAD: Yo!
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- Fahad!
- FAHAD: What?
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What are you wearing?!
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This is, like,
my normal outfit!
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Dude, camo shorts
are fucking gay!
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Bro, your mom is gay!
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My mom has cancer,
you fucking bitch!
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- Dude, what the fuck?
- I forgot, dude.
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But, bro, you can have cancer
and be gay.
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But I don't think
that's how it works.
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- Man, what's good?
- What's up?
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- How you doing?
- Fuck you for saying that.
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- Yeah, how you doing?
- How's it going, man?
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- What's good, Wang?
- Nice to see you again.
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Lil Wang.
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- Bro. What?
- Wang-Wang.
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- Hey, you crazy.
- Yo, Wang-Wang in the house.
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- You know how it is.
- No, but for real, though.
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Like, Lil Wayne wears
camo shorts all the time.
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SOUP: All right,
then he's gay, then.
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Dude, everyone wears them.
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SOUP:
So then everyone's gay, then.
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FAHAD: No way
y'all lost to Niles, dude.
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SOUP: Yes, bro.
That kid with the goatee
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hit a bomb off of Ryan
in the fourth inning, like...
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FAHAD:
Mexican Kenny?
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I think he's Filipino.
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Nah, dude, that boy talks
hella Mexican.
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Yo, what you mean by that?
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Like, he just calls me,
like, "ese" and shit.
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I swear to God,
he's just all about
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the, like, Mexicano slang.
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- Like, I don't know.
- That's so weird.
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SOUP: Wait, hold on. Hold up.
Did I tell you about Rishi?
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- Who's Rishi?
- FAHAD: It's just,
like, baseball shit.
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- You don't got to worry
about it.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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FAHAD:
What about him, though?
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SOUP: Dude, he shit his pants
during practice.
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And he was all like,
"My mom's pulling
a prank on me.
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"She put poop
in my pants again."
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FAHAD: Dude, what do you mean
by "again," though?
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HARDEEP:
Yo, bro, where have you been?!
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I've been hyping you up
too much, bruh.
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What's good, Hardeep?
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Sup, virgins?
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Dude, you're not a virgin?
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Nah, I fricked your mom!
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- Dude. No, dude.
- What?
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(WHISPERS)
Bro, his mom has cancer.
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Oh, uh, my bad.
Uh, uh, is she, is she okay?
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No, she got cancer.
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I'm sorry for your loss.
Yo, Jade!
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- SOUP: She's still alive.
- (LIVELY CHATTER)
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Jade, this is my boy
I've been telling you about.
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He's the most freshest, flyest
Pakistani in all of Fremont.
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- That's Jade.
She's a real one.
- Hey, what's up?
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- And that's Ellie.
- Uh, hi.
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- She's a dumb bitch.
- (HARDEEP CHUCKLES)
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- ELLIE: Wait, what was
your name again?
- Fahad.
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- Fuckwad.
- Bro, shut up.
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These are
my friends right here.
We got Wang-Wang, Soup.
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- Your name is Soup?
- Well, my real name is Jimmy,
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- but everyone
just calls me Soup.
- Why?
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His house just, like,
always smells like soup.
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SOUP: Yeah, my mom cooks
hella kimchi-jjigae.
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(VOICES FADING) You know,
radish soup, ox bone soup.
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- All the Korean classics.
- ELLIE: Oh, that sounds good.
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JADE: So, I heard you have
some really good stories.
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FAHAD: Yeah, I mean,
like, they a'ight.
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HARDEEP:
Nah, they hecka funny.
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He's gonna be the first brown
EGOT winner.
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I'm calling it.
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ELLIE:
My mom loves David Letterman.
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Hey, can you, like, call me
in, like, a minute?
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- Dude, why?
- Just-just call me.
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A'ight, whatever, man.
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(LIVELY CHATTER CONTINUES)
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(TOUCHDOWN TURNAROUND
RINGTONE PLAYING)
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GEORGIA: Madi, come here.
You have to see this.
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(MOUTH FULL)
Georgia.
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♪ Shaking that thing like
you're playing Pop Warner ♪
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♪ Touchdown turnaround... ♪
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(RINGTONE STOPS)
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Hey.
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SOUP: (OVER PHONE) Yo,
why'd you ask me to call you?
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- CHRIS: Yeah, don't worry
about it.
- Okay, bye, pookie.
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So Hardeep starts pissing
in the river, right?
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And Wang-Wang starts
filming him.
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And then he uploads it
to YouTube
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and titles it "Hardeep
Pissing in the River."
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And he sends it to us,
and we're like,
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"All right, yeah.
That shit go."
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But then a few days later,
I get a call from Hardeep,
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and he's like, "Yo, breh!
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"Can you tell your boy to take
that video of me pissing down?
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"My dad saw it, and he's,
like, fucking heated, cuh."
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I said "frickin'." I haven't
cussed since sixth grade.
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- All right, whatever.
"Frickin'."
- (LAUGHTER)
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So I text Wang-Wang
to take the video down,
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and he's like, "Okay."
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But then the next day,
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this motherfucker
calls me again,
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and bro's like,
"Hey, can you tell your boy
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"to take that video of me down
for real?
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"I just got another
brown butt whupping."
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- (LAUGHTER)
- And I was like, "I did."
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And he was like,
"Well, he didn't do it.
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"He just changed the title to
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-"'Gagandeep Gupta Pissing
in the River.'"
- (LAUGHTER)
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CASHIER: (OVER TV)
Your total is 96.59.
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- (LAUGHTER)
- Holy shit.
- (CASHIER SCREAMING OVER TV)
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(WHISPERS) Yo, um,
I-I got to pee. I'll be back.
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All right, dude,
just, like, hurry up though.
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- My mom's gonna be here soon.
- Okay.
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CASHIER:
I don't believe it!
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(SIGHS)
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MADI:
Come in.
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- What?
- It's unlocked.
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00:13:10,630 --> 00:13:13,101
No, I c-- I could just wait
until you're done.
232
00:13:13,101 --> 00:13:14,943
GEORGIA:
Can you go get that?
233
00:13:20,009 --> 00:13:21,015
Can I help you?
234
00:13:22,484 --> 00:13:24,986
Uh... Uh, yeah.
235
00:13:24,986 --> 00:13:27,151
I-I just, I just thought
that was, like, the restroom,
236
00:13:27,151 --> 00:13:29,056
so I was kind of, like,
yeah, you know,
237
00:13:29,056 --> 00:13:31,392
- knocking on doors and stuff.
- (CHUCKLES) It's okay.
238
00:13:31,392 --> 00:13:32,587
I like your shirt.
239
00:13:34,358 --> 00:13:37,262
- Thanks.
- Hayley Williams, I love her.
240
00:13:38,626 --> 00:13:41,436
Yeah, yeah.
I-I love Hayley Williams, too.
241
00:13:41,436 --> 00:13:42,830
GEORGIA:
Madi, come on.
242
00:13:42,830 --> 00:13:44,640
Okay.
243
00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:46,304
Do you want to come
hang out with us?
244
00:13:47,144 --> 00:13:49,208
Um, sure.
245
00:13:49,808 --> 00:13:51,210
Okay, come here.
246
00:13:59,021 --> 00:14:01,314
(HIGH-PITCHED HELIUM VOICES)
07/29/08, baby.
247
00:14:01,314 --> 00:14:03,188
You're finally 15 like me.
248
00:14:03,188 --> 00:14:05,187
- Happy birthday. We love you.
- Happy birthday.
249
00:14:05,187 --> 00:14:06,695
- We love you.
- Miss you so much.
250
00:14:06,695 --> 00:14:08,625
- Wish you were here. Mwah.
- Mwah. Mwah.
251
00:14:08,625 --> 00:14:11,861
We wish
you could've been here,
but we hope you're having fun.
252
00:14:11,861 --> 00:14:14,200
- Bye!
- Bye!
253
00:14:15,564 --> 00:14:17,668
(NORMAL VOICES)
(SIGHS) I look fugly.
254
00:14:17,668 --> 00:14:18,699
No, you don't.
255
00:14:20,311 --> 00:14:21,570
You want to try?
256
00:14:22,245 --> 00:14:23,242
Sure.
257
00:14:24,472 --> 00:14:26,509
GEORGIA:
So, you know each other?
258
00:14:27,485 --> 00:14:30,111
Um, yeah. You look familiar.
259
00:14:30,111 --> 00:14:32,945
You go to Horner, right?
260
00:14:32,945 --> 00:14:35,050
(HIGH-PITCHED HELIUM VOICE)
Yeah, but, um, not anymore.
261
00:14:35,050 --> 00:14:36,286
(MADI AND GEORGIA LAUGH)
262
00:14:36,286 --> 00:14:39,192
Uh, I just graduated.
So, uh, yeah, thank God.
263
00:14:39,925 --> 00:14:41,720
(NORMAL VOICE) Um, yeah.
264
00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:43,724
Horner kind of, like,
sucks dick, you know?
265
00:14:43,724 --> 00:14:45,895
(HEY NOW NOW BY THE
CLOUD ROOM PLAYING QUIETLY)
266
00:14:45,895 --> 00:14:47,030
I liked Horner.
267
00:14:47,030 --> 00:14:48,961
Yeah,
I thought Horner was fun.
268
00:14:48,961 --> 00:14:52,706
♪ Pay the bus fare
or we find a new reason... ♪
269
00:14:52,706 --> 00:14:55,705
Uh, what was your name again?
270
00:14:55,705 --> 00:14:59,443
I'm Chris, but, um,
all my friends
just call me Wang-Wang.
271
00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:02,512
What should I call you?
272
00:15:03,253 --> 00:15:04,587
Um...
273
00:15:04,587 --> 00:15:06,521
You can just
call me Wang-Wang.
274
00:15:06,521 --> 00:15:07,713
GEORGIA:
Wang-Wang?
275
00:15:07,713 --> 00:15:09,319
Isn't that, like,
the sound a duck makes?
276
00:15:09,319 --> 00:15:11,251
You know, like,
(QUACKING) "Wang-Wang."
277
00:15:11,251 --> 00:15:13,554
(MADI AND GEORGIA LAUGH)
278
00:15:13,554 --> 00:15:14,727
(TOUCHDOWN TURNAROUND
RINGTONE PLAYING)
279
00:15:14,727 --> 00:15:16,829
Oh, uh, oh, okay, um...
280
00:15:16,829 --> 00:15:18,162
- Uh, uh...
- (RINGTONE STOPS)
281
00:15:18,162 --> 00:15:21,166
Sorry, um, I-I probably--
I-I got to go.
282
00:15:21,166 --> 00:15:23,166
But, um, thanks
for letting me just, like,
283
00:15:23,166 --> 00:15:25,068
hang out with you guys
for a bit.
284
00:15:25,068 --> 00:15:27,409
Yeah. Okay, bye. (CHUCKLES)
285
00:15:27,409 --> 00:15:28,769
I love that song.
286
00:15:29,810 --> 00:15:32,208
Oh. Yeah, uh, me, too.
287
00:15:32,208 --> 00:15:33,581
You have
a good taste in music.
288
00:15:33,581 --> 00:15:35,050
Are we Facebook friends?
289
00:15:35,813 --> 00:15:37,118
Um...
290
00:15:37,982 --> 00:15:39,412
I'm not sure.
291
00:15:39,412 --> 00:15:42,081
Okay, well, you should add me.
292
00:15:42,081 --> 00:15:45,051
♪ Is so comforting now,
did the Earth just slam... ♪
293
00:15:45,051 --> 00:15:48,453
Okay. Bye.
294
00:15:48,453 --> 00:15:50,259
♪ And I know it ♪
295
00:15:50,259 --> 00:15:52,430
♪ Won't undo their past ♪
296
00:15:52,430 --> 00:15:55,195
♪ By walking and talking
backwards... ♪
297
00:15:55,195 --> 00:15:56,500
Weren't you leaving?
298
00:15:57,098 --> 00:15:58,300
Um, yeah.
299
00:15:58,300 --> 00:16:01,538
I just... Just give me
a second.
300
00:16:01,538 --> 00:16:03,771
♪ Pay the bus fare
or we find a new reason ♪
301
00:16:03,771 --> 00:16:06,814
♪ A new way of living,
and we shout it out ♪
302
00:16:06,814 --> 00:16:08,914
♪ And try to dream again ♪
303
00:16:08,914 --> 00:16:10,415
♪ Hey, now, now... ♪
304
00:16:19,595 --> 00:16:20,623
(MOUSE CLICKS)
305
00:16:21,863 --> 00:16:22,955
CHUNGSING: (IN DISTANCE)
Didi!
306
00:16:23,498 --> 00:16:24,994
What?
307
00:16:24,994 --> 00:16:26,827
- Didi!
- What?
308
00:16:27,603 --> 00:16:29,130
Dinner's ready!
309
00:16:29,130 --> 00:16:31,040
Okay, I'm coming!
310
00:16:52,028 --> 00:16:53,286
- VIVIAN: (SCREAMING) Chris!
- (DOOR BANGS)
311
00:16:53,286 --> 00:16:54,756
Oh, my-- What? Ow!
312
00:16:54,756 --> 00:16:59,162
I swear to God, if you ever
pee in my lotion again,
313
00:16:59,162 --> 00:17:01,370
I'm gonna period
in your mouth.
314
00:17:01,370 --> 00:17:02,602
What the fuck?
315
00:17:02,602 --> 00:17:04,469
(GROANS) Ow!
316
00:17:05,543 --> 00:17:07,043
- Ew!
- (DOOR SLAMS)
317
00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:09,078
Mom!
318
00:17:14,551 --> 00:17:16,250
(WATER RUNNING)
319
00:17:29,093 --> 00:17:30,495
CHRIS:
Nai Nai.
320
00:17:30,495 --> 00:17:33,168
- Nai Nai, look at the camera.
- (EXCLAIMS, CHUCKLES)
321
00:17:38,075 --> 00:17:39,735
What are you talking about?
You're beautiful.
322
00:17:41,873 --> 00:17:44,042
I ugly.
323
00:17:44,042 --> 00:17:45,812
CHRIS:
No, you're beautiful.
324
00:17:45,812 --> 00:17:47,012
NAI NAI:
You're beautiful.
325
00:17:47,012 --> 00:17:48,346
CHRIS:
No, you're beautiful.
326
00:17:48,346 --> 00:17:50,119
- (NAI NAI SPEAKS MANDARIN)
- No, I love you.
327
00:18:17,108 --> 00:18:18,380
CHUNGSING: Didi?
328
00:18:18,380 --> 00:18:19,742
What?
329
00:18:21,979 --> 00:18:23,216
Hmm?
330
00:18:23,216 --> 00:18:24,584
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING QUIETLY
OVER COMPUTER)
331
00:18:24,584 --> 00:18:26,387
Look.
332
00:18:26,387 --> 00:18:29,950
♪ Did you know that
I like to do the dance... ♪
333
00:18:41,099 --> 00:18:42,270
CHRIS:
Uh...
334
00:18:44,102 --> 00:18:45,504
I look stupid.
335
00:18:48,577 --> 00:18:51,871
♪ Every day, go to school,
do the dance, talk the girls ♪
336
00:18:51,871 --> 00:18:53,281
♪ Exercise,
be the good guy... ♪
337
00:18:56,114 --> 00:18:57,582
CHRIS:
Nothing.
338
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:06,954
Mom, j-just stop nagging me.
339
00:19:11,501 --> 00:19:12,696
(SIGHS)
340
00:19:15,802 --> 00:19:18,071
♪ Get off the dance floor
and start doing your chores ♪
341
00:19:18,071 --> 00:19:20,471
♪ It's Sunday afternoon! ♪
342
00:19:20,471 --> 00:19:23,336
(SUNDAY AFTERNOON
BY JON LAJOIE PLAYING)
343
00:19:23,336 --> 00:19:25,771
(BOYS CLAMORING)
344
00:19:25,771 --> 00:19:27,813
♪ It's Sunday afternoon... ♪
345
00:19:27,813 --> 00:19:30,081
(YELLING WILDLY)
346
00:19:30,081 --> 00:19:32,081
Yeah! Korea, number one!
347
00:19:32,081 --> 00:19:34,113
(YELLING WILDLY)
348
00:19:35,351 --> 00:19:36,616
COLIN:
Who's up?
349
00:19:36,616 --> 00:19:38,656
- (BOYS EXCLAIMS)
- BOY: Damn.
350
00:19:40,064 --> 00:19:42,127
I'm thinking you.
Come on, get in here.
351
00:19:42,127 --> 00:19:43,864
- Ooh.
- Can't handle this.
352
00:19:43,864 --> 00:19:46,565
(MOCKING INDISTINCTLY)
353
00:19:47,871 --> 00:19:49,637
- TYSHAWN: Fight!
- (BELL DINGS)
354
00:19:49,637 --> 00:19:51,537
(LIVELY CHATTER)
355
00:19:53,575 --> 00:19:55,838
- Hit him!
Hit him in the chest!
- Think of Bruce Lee!
356
00:19:55,838 --> 00:19:57,439
- Hit him in the chest!
- COLIN: Hey, no face shots!
357
00:19:57,439 --> 00:19:58,604
- What the hell?
- My bad, my bad.
358
00:19:58,604 --> 00:20:01,074
Go, Wang-Wang! (WHOOPS)
359
00:20:02,315 --> 00:20:03,814
♪ It's Sunday afternoon ♪
360
00:20:03,814 --> 00:20:06,789
♪ And there a few things
that I have to do... ♪
361
00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:09,521
- (BOYS GROANING)
- Get off me!
362
00:20:09,521 --> 00:20:11,321
♪ Then I'll head
down to the mall... ♪
363
00:20:11,321 --> 00:20:12,621
COLIN:
What are you doing?
364
00:20:12,621 --> 00:20:14,060
- (SHOUTS) What the hell?
- (SLAP LANDS)
365
00:20:14,060 --> 00:20:16,527
- (BOYS EXCLAIMING)
- Whoa!
366
00:20:16,527 --> 00:20:18,696
- COLIN: He bit my nipple.
- You fucked him up.
367
00:21:03,272 --> 00:21:04,478
Nai Nai.
368
00:21:16,793 --> 00:21:17,887
NAI NAI: Didi?
369
00:21:21,060 --> 00:21:22,793
Nai Nai, no.
370
00:21:37,739 --> 00:21:39,909
Mom, I just told you I'm fine.
371
00:21:59,330 --> 00:22:01,065
(PHONE CHIMES)
372
00:22:01,065 --> 00:22:02,338
(PHONE CLICKS)
373
00:22:10,374 --> 00:22:11,974
(MESSAGE CHIMES)
374
00:24:07,594 --> 00:24:09,289
- (WHISPERS) Fuck.
- (MESSAGE CHIMES)
375
00:24:20,977 --> 00:24:22,643
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
376
00:24:25,741 --> 00:24:27,780
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
377
00:24:41,922 --> 00:24:43,961
(DOOR CREAKING QUIETLY)
378
00:25:04,152 --> 00:25:05,444
(DOOR CLOSES)
379
00:25:06,385 --> 00:25:08,447
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
380
00:25:21,969 --> 00:25:24,496
- VIVIAN: Mom, can you not?
- Mom, umbrellas are for rain.
381
00:25:27,237 --> 00:25:29,468
- VIVIAN: She's so annoying.
- CHRIS: So embarrassing.
382
00:25:31,139 --> 00:25:33,208
(UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS)
383
00:25:37,487 --> 00:25:40,447
VIVIAN: Can you not comment
on my body?
384
00:25:40,447 --> 00:25:41,557
God.
385
00:25:44,391 --> 00:25:46,419
(MAN SPEAKING MANDARIN)
386
00:25:56,437 --> 00:25:58,869
(SKATEBOARDS ROLLING OUTSIDE)
387
00:25:58,869 --> 00:26:00,241
DONOVAN: (OUTSIDE)
Come on, Cory, keep up.
388
00:26:00,241 --> 00:26:02,309
CORY:
Shut up, bro. I'm coming.
389
00:26:02,309 --> 00:26:03,543
DONOVAN:
You hella slow.
390
00:26:03,543 --> 00:26:05,204
NUGGET:
Hey, push faster. Come on.
391
00:26:05,204 --> 00:26:06,874
CORY: I'm not trying
to drop my soda.
392
00:26:06,874 --> 00:26:09,542
DONOVAN:
Why you always lag?
393
00:26:09,542 --> 00:26:11,785
- Holy shit.
- Oh, that was sketchy,
but I'll take it.
394
00:26:13,213 --> 00:26:15,180
- Okay, okay.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
395
00:26:15,180 --> 00:26:16,754
NUGGET:
All right, kick flip.
396
00:26:16,754 --> 00:26:18,522
(66TH STREET
BY ATMOSPHERE PLAYING)
397
00:26:18,522 --> 00:26:20,590
That's how it's done.
398
00:26:20,590 --> 00:26:21,729
DONOVAN:
Wrap it up.
399
00:26:23,394 --> 00:26:26,063
- NUGGET: Got lucky
on that one.
- DONOVAN: (GROANS) All right.
400
00:26:27,597 --> 00:26:28,765
What's up?
401
00:26:28,765 --> 00:26:30,265
♪ At a convenience store ♪
402
00:26:30,265 --> 00:26:31,730
♪ Working the counter,
making minimum dough ♪
403
00:26:31,730 --> 00:26:33,402
Uh, hi.
404
00:26:33,402 --> 00:26:36,000
♪ Selling discount smokes
to the neighborhood folk... ♪
405
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,239
(MOUTH FULL)
Hi.
406
00:26:39,081 --> 00:26:40,677
These, uh...
407
00:26:40,677 --> 00:26:42,679
These guys are really good.
408
00:26:42,679 --> 00:26:44,248
Yeah. Yeah, you know, yeah.
409
00:26:44,248 --> 00:26:45,450
Thank you.
410
00:26:45,450 --> 00:26:47,049
You guys, like, sponsored?
411
00:26:47,049 --> 00:26:48,680
- DONOVAN: Almost, bro.
- NUGGET: You wish.
412
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:50,720
I've been trying to get these
clips for this Berrics thing
413
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:52,020
that's coming up next month,
414
00:26:52,020 --> 00:26:53,519
but we don't really have,
like, a filmer
415
00:26:53,519 --> 00:26:55,024
- at the moment.
- NUGGET:
Once we got them clips.
416
00:26:55,024 --> 00:26:56,387
DONOVAN: I just need
like two more tricks
417
00:26:56,387 --> 00:26:57,861
for my sponsor me tape,
and I'm good.
418
00:26:57,861 --> 00:26:59,258
NUGGET: Oh, yeah.
After that, we going up.
419
00:26:59,258 --> 00:27:00,900
- CORY: Oh, that's
the dream, bro.
- Yeah.
420
00:27:00,900 --> 00:27:05,073
I mean, um, if you guys,
like, need a filmer, I-I film.
421
00:27:05,073 --> 00:27:06,640
- You film?
- Yeah.
422
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:08,443
- Like skateboarding?
- Yeah, skateboarding.
423
00:27:08,443 --> 00:27:10,809
- You film skateboarding?
- I... Yes, I film.
424
00:27:10,809 --> 00:27:12,472
DONOVAN: It's kind of perfect,
'cause, uh,
425
00:27:12,472 --> 00:27:14,644
we don't really kick it
with our filmer at the moment.
426
00:27:14,644 --> 00:27:17,309
Oh. Yeah, what happened?
427
00:27:17,309 --> 00:27:18,912
- That bro died.
- NUGGET: He's gone.
428
00:27:18,912 --> 00:27:20,183
Yeah, rest in peace, bro.
429
00:27:20,850 --> 00:27:22,284
Oh, yeah, I'm-I'm sorry.
430
00:27:22,284 --> 00:27:25,391
- Bruh,
I'm fucking with you, bro.
- (PATS SHOULDER)
431
00:27:25,391 --> 00:27:26,494
He fucked my girlfriend,
432
00:27:26,494 --> 00:27:27,661
so we just kind of
stopped kicking it.
433
00:27:27,661 --> 00:27:29,289
- He's dead to us.
- You know what I mean?
434
00:27:29,289 --> 00:27:30,925
NUGGET: You let him
fuck your girl, bruh.
435
00:27:30,925 --> 00:27:32,129
Hey, what's your name, man?
436
00:27:34,202 --> 00:27:35,297
I'm, uh...
437
00:27:36,702 --> 00:27:38,569
- I'm-I'm Chris.
- Chris?
438
00:27:38,569 --> 00:27:40,338
Donovan, man. Pleasure.
439
00:27:40,338 --> 00:27:41,605
This is Cory.
440
00:27:41,605 --> 00:27:42,938
- Nugget.
- What's up?
441
00:27:42,938 --> 00:27:44,171
DONOVAN:
All right, right on, man.
442
00:27:44,171 --> 00:27:45,403
- We'll hit you up.
- Nice to meet you.
443
00:27:45,403 --> 00:27:46,811
Just please do not
fuck my girlfriend.
444
00:27:46,811 --> 00:27:48,348
Yeah, yeah.
Don't worry about it.
445
00:27:48,348 --> 00:27:49,683
I got, I got a girlfriend.
446
00:27:49,683 --> 00:27:51,810
- Oh, you...
- CORY: Oh, he got a shorty.
447
00:27:51,810 --> 00:27:53,745
- Where you go get you a girl?
- DONOVAN:
All right, man, well,
448
00:27:53,745 --> 00:27:55,854
uh, you got, like, a YouTube
or something I could look up?
449
00:27:55,854 --> 00:27:57,858
I'll check out your videos
when I get home.
450
00:27:58,621 --> 00:28:00,259
Uh...
451
00:28:00,259 --> 00:28:01,554
(GRUNTING) Fuck.
452
00:28:13,477 --> 00:28:15,704
(BOYS SHOUTING EXCITEDLY
OVER VIDEO)
453
00:28:15,704 --> 00:28:17,537
(PAINED SCREAM)
454
00:28:19,373 --> 00:28:20,447
- It's lit.
- All right. All right.
455
00:28:20,447 --> 00:28:21,881
- Go, go.
- Go, come on.
456
00:28:21,881 --> 00:28:23,308
- Hey, yo, let's go. Inhale.
- I'll try it.
457
00:28:23,308 --> 00:28:24,650
- Wow.
- Wu-Tang that shit.
458
00:28:24,650 --> 00:28:25,782
- Wu-Tang it.
- (INHALES SHARPLY)
459
00:28:25,782 --> 00:28:28,053
- Yeah! Yeah!
- No way!
460
00:28:44,202 --> 00:28:46,005
- (MOUSE CLICKS)
- (DELETE SOUND EFFECT PLAYS)
461
00:28:59,279 --> 00:29:01,718
- (LAUGHING)
- Weighted.
462
00:29:01,718 --> 00:29:04,859
Oh, Max. You are great.
463
00:29:24,982 --> 00:29:26,441
Oh.
464
00:29:34,948 --> 00:29:36,286
Ah.
465
00:29:43,466 --> 00:29:44,756
CHUNGSING: (LAUGHS)
Yeah.
466
00:29:47,895 --> 00:29:48,903
Mm-hmm.
467
00:29:53,408 --> 00:29:55,076
(CHUNGSING LAUGHS)
468
00:29:55,076 --> 00:29:56,108
Chris...
469
00:30:00,282 --> 00:30:02,411
(CHUCKLES)
470
00:30:20,436 --> 00:30:22,164
FISH:
Yo, Wang-Wang.
471
00:30:22,164 --> 00:30:24,734
What's up, fool?
Don't even trip, dude.
472
00:30:24,734 --> 00:30:26,233
Fuck them hoes.
473
00:30:26,233 --> 00:30:28,475
You a handsome
motherfucker, man.
474
00:30:28,475 --> 00:30:30,235
You got strong-ass teeth.
475
00:30:30,235 --> 00:30:31,744
You look good in shorts.
476
00:30:31,744 --> 00:30:34,113
That's why
Madi likes you, baby!
477
00:30:35,212 --> 00:30:37,014
- (PHONE VIBRATES)
- (MESSAGE CHIMES)
478
00:30:37,014 --> 00:30:38,948
FAHAD: Dude, she sent you
a winky face.
479
00:30:38,948 --> 00:30:40,613
Do you know what that means?
480
00:30:40,613 --> 00:30:42,250
She wants your wang.
I swear to God on my life,
481
00:30:42,250 --> 00:30:43,614
- she wants your wang.
- Bro, what? No.
482
00:30:43,614 --> 00:30:44,855
Dude, she's probably
just trying to be,
483
00:30:44,855 --> 00:30:46,119
like, nice or something, bro.
484
00:30:46,119 --> 00:30:47,588
- Wow!
- No, she is not.
485
00:30:47,588 --> 00:30:49,326
- You cannot take a hint.
- Bro, Madi could literally be
486
00:30:49,326 --> 00:30:50,931
touching your shlong
right now, and you'd be like,
487
00:30:50,931 --> 00:30:53,031
"Oh, guys, I don't know
if Madi likes me or not."
488
00:30:53,031 --> 00:30:54,358
- It's so true, bro.
- Like, bro, come on.
489
00:30:54,358 --> 00:30:55,861
You guys never take hints.
490
00:30:55,861 --> 00:30:57,632
Dude, dude, she's definitely
just trying to be nice, bro.
491
00:30:57,632 --> 00:30:59,334
- There's no way.
- Shut the fuck up.
All right, respond.
492
00:30:59,334 --> 00:31:00,975
- What are you gonna say?
- CHRIS: All right, um...
493
00:31:01,540 --> 00:31:03,434
Uh-huh.
494
00:31:03,434 --> 00:31:04,610
FAHAD:
Can you type any faster?
495
00:31:04,610 --> 00:31:06,079
CHRIS:
Bro, hold on.
496
00:31:07,682 --> 00:31:09,117
CHRIS:
All right, is that good?
497
00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:11,142
Dude, no.
498
00:31:11,142 --> 00:31:12,320
Are you serious?
499
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:13,446
- Nah.
- What?
500
00:31:13,446 --> 00:31:15,151
Bro, oh, my...
For the love of God,
501
00:31:15,151 --> 00:31:16,549
please let me
talk to her for you.
502
00:31:16,549 --> 00:31:18,825
- No, bro. This is...
- What the fuck is that?
503
00:31:18,825 --> 00:31:20,493
- This is fine, bro.
- What is that?
504
00:31:20,493 --> 00:31:21,630
No, it's not fine.
505
00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:23,356
- You have no game, bro.
- Nah, bro.
506
00:31:23,356 --> 00:31:24,555
- Come on, bro.
- Dude, come on.
507
00:31:24,555 --> 00:31:25,995
I could get you this girl
right now.
508
00:31:25,995 --> 00:31:27,832
- CHRIS: Bro, I...
- Dude, please.
509
00:31:27,832 --> 00:31:29,331
One sentence. One sentence.
510
00:31:29,331 --> 00:31:30,835
- Fine. One sentence.
- All right. Let's go.
511
00:31:30,835 --> 00:31:32,105
- CHRIS: One.
- All right.
512
00:31:34,103 --> 00:31:36,037
How about "get boba"?
513
00:31:36,037 --> 00:31:38,539
Come on, that's good.
514
00:31:38,539 --> 00:31:40,679
- Okay, cool. Fine. Whatever.
- All right. Cool.
515
00:31:40,679 --> 00:31:42,775
Let's do this real quick.
516
00:31:44,182 --> 00:31:45,586
- Bro! Bro, you can't...
- (LAUGHING)
517
00:31:45,586 --> 00:31:47,212
Dude,
give me my fucking phone!
518
00:31:47,212 --> 00:31:48,313
Hold his ass down!
519
00:31:48,313 --> 00:31:49,683
Soup, hold his ass down!
520
00:31:49,683 --> 00:31:51,056
- Hold him down!
- Give me
my fucking phone back.
521
00:31:51,056 --> 00:31:52,683
- Give me
my fucking phone back.
- Oh, shit.
522
00:31:52,683 --> 00:31:54,820
- Hold him down!
- Give me the phone, dude.
523
00:31:54,820 --> 00:31:56,687
I'm not
fucking playing around.
Give me the phone.
524
00:31:56,687 --> 00:31:58,393
(GROANS)
Yo, what are you saying, bro?
525
00:31:58,393 --> 00:32:00,201
- SOUP: Sound like
a bitch, boy.
- CHRIS: Ow!
526
00:32:00,201 --> 00:32:02,099
- No, what are you...
- I thought
you were stronger than this.
527
00:32:02,099 --> 00:32:03,766
- Come on.
- Little bitch, bro. (GROANS)
528
00:32:03,766 --> 00:32:05,031
Oh, hi, Nai Nai.
529
00:32:05,031 --> 00:32:06,672
Hey. Hello.
530
00:32:06,672 --> 00:32:08,372
(CLAMORING CONTINUES)
531
00:32:10,941 --> 00:32:12,145
Nai Nai, help.
532
00:32:13,941 --> 00:32:16,014
- SOUP: Your boyfriend,
sexy time.
- NAI NAI: Good friend.
533
00:32:16,014 --> 00:32:17,350
SOUP: Come on,
dance for your grandma.
534
00:32:17,350 --> 00:32:18,382
Nai Nai...
535
00:32:22,053 --> 00:32:23,083
- I love you, too.
- Bye-bye.
536
00:32:23,083 --> 00:32:24,424
CHRIS: Get off me.
537
00:32:24,424 --> 00:32:25,892
FAHAD: Done.
538
00:32:25,892 --> 00:32:28,126
CHRIS: What did you say?
What did you say?
539
00:32:28,126 --> 00:32:29,860
- Bro, come on!
- FAHAD: I don't know, dude.
540
00:32:29,860 --> 00:32:31,565
- We'll find out.
- (GROANS)
541
00:32:31,565 --> 00:32:32,930
- (PHONE CHIMES)
- Oh!
542
00:32:32,930 --> 00:32:34,601
What? Wait, what'd she say?
543
00:32:34,601 --> 00:32:36,534
- What'd she say?
- Oh, whoa.
544
00:32:36,534 --> 00:32:37,632
Come on!
545
00:32:39,674 --> 00:32:41,374
Just thank me later, bro.
546
00:32:41,374 --> 00:32:43,440
(PANTING)
547
00:33:05,700 --> 00:33:07,794
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
548
00:33:08,934 --> 00:33:10,135
(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING)
549
00:33:10,135 --> 00:33:12,298
NARRATOR: (ON VIDEO)
How to kiss like a pro.
550
00:33:12,298 --> 00:33:13,831
Are you a good kisser?
551
00:33:13,831 --> 00:33:15,973
Anybody can be
with the right technique.
552
00:33:15,973 --> 00:33:18,803
Step one: clean your mouth.
553
00:33:18,803 --> 00:33:22,081
Brush your teeth, floss
and use mouthwash.
554
00:33:22,081 --> 00:33:24,812
Bad breath is
the ruination of kissing.
555
00:33:24,812 --> 00:33:28,518
Step two:
sit with your partner,
preferably in private.
556
00:33:28,518 --> 00:33:31,652
Public displays of affection
may be fun for you,
557
00:33:31,652 --> 00:33:34,992
but they make everyone else
uncomfortable.
558
00:33:34,992 --> 00:33:36,931
You don't want to do that.
559
00:33:36,931 --> 00:33:40,099
Step three:
relax and clear your mind.
560
00:33:40,099 --> 00:33:42,795
Focus only on the person
in front of you.
561
00:33:42,795 --> 00:33:45,973
Angle your face
to avoid crunching noses.
562
00:33:45,973 --> 00:33:49,275
Lean into the person
until your lips touch.
563
00:33:49,275 --> 00:33:53,107
Keep lip contact soft
and gentle in the beginning.
564
00:33:53,107 --> 00:33:54,542
WOMAN: (MOANS) Oh.
565
00:33:54,542 --> 00:33:56,943
NARRATOR: Step four:
open your mouth enough
566
00:33:56,943 --> 00:34:00,053
to slowly slide your tongue
into your partner's mouth.
567
00:34:00,053 --> 00:34:03,481
Just remember to keep it
slow and soft,
568
00:34:03,481 --> 00:34:05,817
not darting or invasive.
569
00:34:05,817 --> 00:34:08,119
Don't forget to breathe
through your nose.
570
00:34:08,119 --> 00:34:11,693
Nothing ruins a good make-out
like falling unconscious.
571
00:34:13,694 --> 00:34:15,634
MADI: (IMITATING YODA)
Do or do not.
572
00:34:15,634 --> 00:34:16,830
There is no try.
573
00:34:17,739 --> 00:34:18,869
CHRIS:
What was that?
574
00:34:18,869 --> 00:34:20,574
(NORMAL VOICE) Yoda.
575
00:34:20,574 --> 00:34:21,868
Oh, yeah, Yoda.
576
00:34:24,706 --> 00:34:27,043
(CHUCKLES) Have you
never seen Star Wars?
577
00:34:27,043 --> 00:34:28,549
I've seen Star Wars.
578
00:34:28,549 --> 00:34:30,008
What color's Yoda?
579
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:33,121
Uh...
580
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:35,453
I don't know. Like a...
581
00:34:36,726 --> 00:34:38,187
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- Like a...
582
00:34:38,187 --> 00:34:40,422
um, like a metallic chrome?
583
00:34:40,422 --> 00:34:43,429
- (LAUGHS) A metallic chrome?
- Yeah.
584
00:34:43,429 --> 00:34:44,528
No.
585
00:34:46,967 --> 00:34:49,569
Like a-a... a bright yellow?
586
00:34:49,569 --> 00:34:51,172
No, that-- no.
587
00:34:51,172 --> 00:34:53,372
- Okay, I've never seen
Star Wars.
- (LAUGHS) Yeah.
588
00:34:54,703 --> 00:34:57,710
How have you seen
A Walk to Remember
589
00:34:57,710 --> 00:34:59,279
but not Star Wars?
590
00:35:00,710 --> 00:35:02,574
I don't know. I think
my sister probably, like,
591
00:35:02,574 --> 00:35:04,214
made me watch it or something.
592
00:35:04,214 --> 00:35:05,780
I didn't realize
you had a sister.
593
00:35:07,448 --> 00:35:09,256
Yeah, I have a sister.
594
00:35:10,451 --> 00:35:14,462
She... older or younger?
595
00:35:14,462 --> 00:35:15,726
She's older.
596
00:35:15,726 --> 00:35:17,088
Nice.
597
00:35:20,299 --> 00:35:23,397
I have an older brother,
so that's why...
598
00:35:23,397 --> 00:35:25,298
- Yeah.
- ...I was wondering.
599
00:35:25,298 --> 00:35:26,900
Are you two close?
600
00:35:27,806 --> 00:35:29,276
Um, yeah.
601
00:35:29,843 --> 00:35:31,410
Yeah, I'd say so.
602
00:35:31,410 --> 00:35:34,281
I mean, we were close
before he left for college,
603
00:35:34,281 --> 00:35:38,076
so I don't really get
to see him that much anymore.
604
00:35:39,317 --> 00:35:41,189
Are you close
with your sister?
605
00:35:45,252 --> 00:35:46,326
Yeah.
606
00:35:51,099 --> 00:35:53,568
- Hey, I have a gift for you.
- A gift?
607
00:35:53,568 --> 00:35:55,434
- A gift.
- For me?
608
00:35:57,873 --> 00:36:00,900
- What is it?
- It's an eraser.
609
00:36:00,900 --> 00:36:03,144
- MADI: An eraser?
- Yeah, it's got the big side,
610
00:36:03,144 --> 00:36:04,672
- and then it's got...
- (LAUGHS) The little side.
611
00:36:04,672 --> 00:36:06,511
CHRIS: A little--
the roller side. It rolls.
612
00:36:06,511 --> 00:36:09,010
- MADI: Oh, that's...
that's really cool.
- Yeah.
613
00:36:09,010 --> 00:36:10,344
Thank you.
614
00:36:10,344 --> 00:36:11,780
- Yeah.
- I like it.
615
00:36:14,782 --> 00:36:16,950
Can I ask you
a serious question?
616
00:36:22,729 --> 00:36:23,990
Sure.
617
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:27,158
You've seen Jaws, right?
618
00:36:29,835 --> 00:36:31,704
(SIGHS)
619
00:36:31,704 --> 00:36:33,000
- No?
- No.
620
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,508
Wow.
621
00:36:34,508 --> 00:36:36,673
Um, okay.
622
00:36:37,372 --> 00:36:39,071
What about...
623
00:36:39,581 --> 00:36:40,578
E.T.?
624
00:36:41,975 --> 00:36:45,042
- Yeah, I've seen E.T.
- Okay. Okay, good.
625
00:36:45,042 --> 00:36:48,214
Let's see who can do
a better E.T. impression.
626
00:36:48,214 --> 00:36:49,452
Okay.
627
00:36:49,452 --> 00:36:50,991
- You go first.
- You go first. Jinx.
628
00:36:50,991 --> 00:36:52,689
Okay, now you have
to go first.
629
00:36:53,686 --> 00:36:55,859
- (SIGHS)
- (CHUCKLES)
630
00:36:55,859 --> 00:36:57,359
Okay.
631
00:36:57,359 --> 00:36:59,000
Just an E.T. impression, right?
632
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,229
If you've seen the movie,
you'll know.
633
00:37:00,229 --> 00:37:01,864
Yeah, I've seen the movie.
634
00:37:01,864 --> 00:37:03,337
E.T.
635
00:37:04,573 --> 00:37:05,999
Um...
636
00:37:08,668 --> 00:37:11,774
(GUTTURAL GROANING)
637
00:37:16,917 --> 00:37:19,745
(BOTH LAUGHING)
638
00:37:19,745 --> 00:37:21,020
You have not seen E.T. before.
639
00:37:21,020 --> 00:37:22,587
I definitely have seen E.T.
640
00:37:22,587 --> 00:37:24,358
No, you definitely haven't
if that was your impression.
641
00:37:24,358 --> 00:37:27,188
That's the sound he makes at,
like, the end credits.
642
00:37:27,188 --> 00:37:28,857
Yeah, okay.
643
00:37:35,132 --> 00:37:36,469
You know...
644
00:37:38,107 --> 00:37:40,539
...you're pretty cute
for an Asian.
645
00:37:52,947 --> 00:37:55,081
Have you ever played
the nervous game before?
646
00:37:56,757 --> 00:37:57,952
No.
647
00:38:01,588 --> 00:38:03,122
Are you nervous?
648
00:38:07,066 --> 00:38:08,468
Are you nervous?
649
00:38:14,238 --> 00:38:15,904
Are you nervous?
650
00:38:19,947 --> 00:38:21,448
Are you nervous?
651
00:38:26,316 --> 00:38:27,685
Are you nervous?
652
00:38:29,750 --> 00:38:31,425
(WHISPERS)
Are you nervous?
653
00:38:33,356 --> 00:38:35,221
- Yes.
- What?
654
00:38:35,221 --> 00:38:36,387
Yes.
655
00:38:36,387 --> 00:38:37,494
Oh.
656
00:38:37,494 --> 00:38:39,664
Yes, I-I mean, I am nervous.
I just...
657
00:38:40,363 --> 00:38:41,628
Can you, um...
658
00:38:41,628 --> 00:38:42,730
- Sorry.
- Yeah, I-I'm sorry.
659
00:38:42,730 --> 00:38:43,995
- No, it's okay.
- Because I-I freaked out
660
00:38:43,995 --> 00:38:45,235
- a little bit.
- It's okay. It's okay.
661
00:38:45,235 --> 00:38:46,602
I'm just... I-I'm sorry.
662
00:38:46,602 --> 00:38:48,266
You don't have to apologize.
It's okay.
663
00:38:48,941 --> 00:38:49,938
Really.
664
00:39:00,348 --> 00:39:02,313
(SIGHS)
665
00:39:09,865 --> 00:39:11,894
(LOCK CLICKING)
666
00:39:22,977 --> 00:39:24,335
(DOOR CLOSES)
667
00:39:26,310 --> 00:39:27,382
Where were you?
668
00:39:28,717 --> 00:39:29,978
Nowhere.
669
00:39:32,012 --> 00:39:34,213
Hanging out
with Fahad and Soup?
670
00:39:37,259 --> 00:39:40,190
- No.
- Okay, so what were you doing?
671
00:39:40,190 --> 00:39:42,522
It's not like you have
any other friends.
And also, no one likes you.
672
00:39:42,522 --> 00:39:44,091
Shut the fuck up!
673
00:39:46,335 --> 00:39:48,502
Why are you always
so mean to me, huh?
674
00:39:50,167 --> 00:39:52,137
What?
675
00:39:52,137 --> 00:39:54,904
I can't wait for you to leave
so I don't have to see
your ugly face again.
676
00:39:58,913 --> 00:40:00,074
(DOOR SLAMS)
677
00:40:12,290 --> 00:40:14,121
(SIGHS SOFTLY)
678
00:40:45,460 --> 00:40:47,253
FAHAD: Bro, how'd things go
with Madi?
679
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:52,461
- Good.
- What do you mean "good"?
680
00:40:52,461 --> 00:40:54,529
Like, good or... good?
681
00:40:54,529 --> 00:40:55,800
You know what I'm saying?
682
00:40:58,801 --> 00:41:00,966
- She touched my wiener.
- No.
683
00:41:00,966 --> 00:41:02,840
No way she gave you
a hand job.
684
00:41:04,137 --> 00:41:05,778
I'm fucking
proud of you, dude.
685
00:41:05,778 --> 00:41:08,376
For the first time in my life,
I'm actually proud of you.
686
00:41:08,376 --> 00:41:10,080
Good shit, dude.
687
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:11,244
Finally.
688
00:41:12,185 --> 00:41:13,949
(GAME CHIMES)
689
00:41:13,949 --> 00:41:15,814
(IMAGINARY GIRL
BY THE SILVER SEAS PLAYING)
690
00:41:15,814 --> 00:41:17,818
♪ Imaginary girl ♪
691
00:41:17,818 --> 00:41:20,051
♪ This is a song for you ♪
692
00:41:20,051 --> 00:41:21,618
♪ Sorry it took forever... ♪
693
00:41:21,618 --> 00:41:22,992
Oh.
694
00:41:24,690 --> 00:41:26,158
Hurry up.
695
00:41:26,158 --> 00:41:27,927
♪ It was the least
I could do ♪
696
00:41:27,927 --> 00:41:32,099
♪ Better late than never ♪
697
00:41:32,099 --> 00:41:33,639
- ♪ Out of the water ♪
- (CAMERA CLICKS)
698
00:41:33,639 --> 00:41:35,670
♪ You appeared like
a dream to me... ♪
699
00:41:35,670 --> 00:41:37,136
ELLIE:
Oh, that's so cute.
700
00:41:37,136 --> 00:41:38,476
JADE: Can you take a photo
of all of us?
701
00:41:38,476 --> 00:41:40,674
♪ And I wanna thank you ♪
702
00:41:40,674 --> 00:41:43,140
♪ Imaginary girl ♪
703
00:41:43,140 --> 00:41:45,109
♪ You really blow my mind ♪
704
00:41:45,109 --> 00:41:47,187
♪ You got to be joking... ♪
705
00:41:47,187 --> 00:41:48,918
- (CAMERA CLICKS)
- JADE: Wait.
706
00:41:48,918 --> 00:41:50,989
Give us, like, a "one, two,
three" or something.
707
00:41:50,989 --> 00:41:52,420
Come on.
708
00:41:52,420 --> 00:41:53,854
Come on, bro.
709
00:41:53,854 --> 00:41:55,662
Aren't you, like,
the camera guy?
710
00:41:57,657 --> 00:41:59,759
One, two,
711
00:41:59,759 --> 00:42:01,135
- three.
- (CAMERA CLICKS)
712
00:42:01,135 --> 00:42:02,526
- (LAUGHTER)
- (SONG ENDS)
713
00:42:02,526 --> 00:42:04,000
FAHAD: Like, do they just
walk onto the crime scene,
714
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,601
- like, slip, like,
"Oh, shit. Fuck."
- (LAUGHTER)
715
00:42:06,601 --> 00:42:08,336
"What the hell is that?
716
00:42:08,336 --> 00:42:09,941
"Semen!"
717
00:42:09,941 --> 00:42:12,137
It's like, dude,
what are burglars
even doing these days?
718
00:42:12,137 --> 00:42:14,109
How do you even think
of this stuff?
719
00:42:14,109 --> 00:42:17,780
- You write what you know.
- Isn't that Dave Chappelle?
720
00:42:17,780 --> 00:42:19,345
ELLIE:
We should look at those shoes
721
00:42:19,345 --> 00:42:21,479
- that we saw at the mall
the other day.
- JADE: Oh, yeah.
722
00:42:22,486 --> 00:42:24,116
You're quiet.
723
00:42:24,116 --> 00:42:26,625
FAHAD:
Yeah, quit being weird, bro.
724
00:42:26,625 --> 00:42:28,561
- I'm not being weird.
- Just a little bit.
725
00:42:28,561 --> 00:42:30,128
You're just kind of, like,
silent over there.
726
00:42:30,128 --> 00:42:31,794
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.
727
00:42:31,794 --> 00:42:34,426
Um, do you have
any funny stories?
728
00:42:35,904 --> 00:42:37,535
Uh...
729
00:42:37,535 --> 00:42:39,233
FAHAD:
Why are you looking at me?
730
00:42:41,107 --> 00:42:42,541
Uh...
731
00:42:42,541 --> 00:42:43,873
There's-there's
the squirrel story.
732
00:42:43,873 --> 00:42:46,380
Please don't do...
Don't fucking do that.
733
00:42:46,380 --> 00:42:48,012
JADE: Wait,
what's the squirrel story?
734
00:42:48,012 --> 00:42:49,909
FAHAD: It's nothing.
It's just, like,
not a great story.
735
00:42:49,909 --> 00:42:51,242
ELLIE:
No, no, no, tell us.
736
00:42:51,242 --> 00:42:53,049
- You have to tell us.
- JADE: Yeah.
737
00:42:54,557 --> 00:42:56,552
Don't listen to him.
What's the squirrel story?
738
00:42:56,552 --> 00:42:58,821
JADE:
Go on, tell us.
739
00:42:58,821 --> 00:43:01,659
Okay, well, um,
there-there's this,
740
00:43:01,659 --> 00:43:03,156
there's this one time
we were, uh,
741
00:43:03,156 --> 00:43:05,423
we were walking through
the park, you know,
742
00:43:05,423 --> 00:43:07,895
and, uh, I saw this
dead squirrel on the floor,
743
00:43:07,895 --> 00:43:09,368
and, uh,
I thought it'd be funny
744
00:43:09,368 --> 00:43:11,234
if I showed it to my friends.
745
00:43:11,234 --> 00:43:15,434
So, um,
I picked it up, and-and
I-I put it in my backpack,
746
00:43:15,434 --> 00:43:19,576
and then, and then, you know,
we-we got to the park.
747
00:43:19,576 --> 00:43:20,615
I-I pulled out the squirrel.
748
00:43:22,048 --> 00:43:23,850
And it was, like, you know,
super dead and stuff,
749
00:43:23,850 --> 00:43:26,786
- and they were like,
"Holy crap."
- (CAMERA CLICKING)
750
00:43:26,786 --> 00:43:29,789
- I'm pretty sure that's dead.
- Bro, it's been dead.
751
00:43:29,789 --> 00:43:31,590
And then after that, we're
gonna, we're gonna bury it.
752
00:43:31,590 --> 00:43:34,420
You know?
But, uh, my buddy, Soup...
753
00:43:35,563 --> 00:43:37,290
...he pours this, like,
energy drink
754
00:43:37,290 --> 00:43:39,425
into the squirrel's mouth,
and then-then, like,
755
00:43:39,425 --> 00:43:41,534
it starts, like, spazzing out,
it starts freaking out,
756
00:43:41,534 --> 00:43:43,295
- and everyone's like...
- (BOYS SCREAM)
757
00:43:43,295 --> 00:43:44,901
And then my other friend,
he, like,
758
00:43:44,901 --> 00:43:46,231
grabs it by the tail,
and he starts, like,
759
00:43:46,231 --> 00:43:48,070
swinging it around
like Indiana Jones.
760
00:43:48,070 --> 00:43:50,602
Looks like an absolute,
like, psycho, you know?
761
00:43:50,602 --> 00:43:52,276
He's, like, chasing us.
We're running away from him.
762
00:43:52,276 --> 00:43:53,709
(BOYS SCREAMING)
763
00:43:53,709 --> 00:43:56,142
- What the fuck? Oh, shit!
- Yo.
764
00:43:56,142 --> 00:43:57,784
CHRIS:
And then the-- and then, like,
765
00:43:57,784 --> 00:43:59,577
the-the tail, like, pops off,
and then, like,
766
00:43:59,577 --> 00:44:01,586
- the squirrel, like,
goes flying.
- (SQUEALING)
767
00:44:01,586 --> 00:44:03,053
But he's still holding
the tail.
768
00:44:03,053 --> 00:44:04,725
- Just the squirrel,
you know...
- (SQUEALING)
769
00:44:04,725 --> 00:44:06,991
- Like, you know? And...
- (BOYS SCREAMING, SHOUTING)
770
00:44:06,991 --> 00:44:09,391
It was, like, really, really,
it was really crazy.
771
00:44:09,391 --> 00:44:10,423
Um...
772
00:44:10,924 --> 00:44:12,730
What the fuck?
773
00:44:12,730 --> 00:44:15,099
JADE: Wait,
so did you bury it or no?
774
00:44:15,099 --> 00:44:17,898
CHRIS: No, we, um, we put
it in someone's mailbox and...
775
00:44:17,898 --> 00:44:19,606
- No, I would stop there.
- Okay.
776
00:44:19,606 --> 00:44:22,003
Um, I'm pretty sure
that's animal cruelty.
777
00:44:22,003 --> 00:44:23,973
You know her mom works
for PETA, right?
778
00:44:23,973 --> 00:44:25,472
- She could send you to juvie.
- JADE: Mm-hmm.
779
00:44:25,472 --> 00:44:26,604
Oh.
780
00:44:27,346 --> 00:44:28,815
Okay. Sorry.
781
00:44:30,352 --> 00:44:32,411
- Dumb bitch.
- Whoa. (CHUCKLES)
782
00:44:32,411 --> 00:44:34,478
JADE: Okay, I can't believe
you just said that.
783
00:44:34,478 --> 00:44:36,689
CHRIS: What? I don't know.
I'm just kidding.
784
00:44:36,689 --> 00:44:37,952
- Kidding?
- She called her
that before.
785
00:44:37,952 --> 00:44:39,152
- FAHAD: Bro.
- Like, I thought it was,
786
00:44:39,152 --> 00:44:40,357
- her nickname or something.
- JADE: No.
787
00:44:40,357 --> 00:44:41,495
Are you serious?
788
00:44:41,495 --> 00:44:43,924
You think my nickname
is "dumb bitch"?
789
00:44:43,924 --> 00:44:46,797
- Yeah. No. Sorry.
- FAHAD: No.
790
00:44:46,797 --> 00:44:48,736
ELLIE:
I can't believe he said that.
791
00:44:50,295 --> 00:44:52,839
- (HORN HONKS)
- There's my mom.
792
00:44:54,071 --> 00:44:56,004
Um, some friends
are coming over right now
793
00:44:56,004 --> 00:44:58,306
to watch a movie,
if you want to come.
794
00:44:58,306 --> 00:45:01,206
- FAHAD: Yeah, for sure.
- Uh, I think there's only room
795
00:45:01,206 --> 00:45:02,979
for one more
in the car, though.
796
00:45:02,979 --> 00:45:05,179
- FAHAD: Oh, okay. Um...
- But if you want,
797
00:45:05,179 --> 00:45:06,844
you could take the bus
and meet us there.
798
00:45:06,844 --> 00:45:09,383
FAHAD: Dude,
you're-you're cool
with taking the bus, right?
799
00:45:11,392 --> 00:45:13,156
All right. Later, dude.
800
00:45:13,986 --> 00:45:15,893
ELLIE: Bye.
801
00:45:15,893 --> 00:45:18,125
- (VEHICLE DOOR OPENS)
- FAHAD: Yeah, go for it.
802
00:45:18,125 --> 00:45:20,125
ELLIE: Wait, can we tell
Soup to come?
803
00:45:20,125 --> 00:45:22,693
(VEHICLE DOOR ALARM BEEPING)
804
00:45:23,535 --> 00:45:24,739
I'm so sorry.
805
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:32,879
(VEHICLE DRIVING OFF)
806
00:46:00,404 --> 00:46:02,233
AUTOMATED VOICE: Please enjoy
this Verizon ringback tone
807
00:46:02,233 --> 00:46:03,536
while your party is reached.
808
00:46:07,381 --> 00:46:08,607
CHUNGSING: Didi.
809
00:46:11,317 --> 00:46:12,578
Didi.
810
00:46:18,918 --> 00:46:20,223
Fine.
811
00:46:27,565 --> 00:46:28,629
Are you sad?
812
00:46:28,629 --> 00:46:29,727
I'm fine.
813
00:46:30,305 --> 00:46:31,806
(CHUNGSING SIGHS)
814
00:46:39,074 --> 00:46:40,744
♪ Can we fake it ♪
815
00:46:40,744 --> 00:46:43,147
♪ Can we make believe? ♪
816
00:46:43,147 --> 00:46:44,979
- ♪ I'm so full of love ♪
- (TURNS DOWN VOLUME)
817
00:46:44,979 --> 00:46:47,216
♪ It deeply sickens me ♪
818
00:46:47,216 --> 00:46:49,713
♪ But all I can do
is close my eyes ♪
819
00:46:49,713 --> 00:46:51,557
- ♪ And cross my heart ♪
- (TURNS UP VOLUME)
820
00:46:51,557 --> 00:46:52,991
♪ And hope to die ♪
821
00:46:52,991 --> 00:46:54,626
♪ 'Cause you don't
fucking listen... ♪
822
00:46:54,626 --> 00:46:56,457
- (TURNS DOWN VOLUME)
- Mom!
823
00:46:59,532 --> 00:47:00,829
(CHRIS SIGHS)
824
00:47:00,829 --> 00:47:02,529
(MUSIC CONTINUES QUIETLY)
825
00:47:13,975 --> 00:47:15,608
- Mom?
- Yeah?
826
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:19,183
Did you fart?
827
00:47:20,287 --> 00:47:21,449
No.
828
00:47:22,281 --> 00:47:24,386
Oh, my God, you farted.
829
00:47:27,621 --> 00:47:29,325
- CHRIS: Unlock the window.
- (BUTTON CLICKING)
830
00:47:30,399 --> 00:47:32,158
Well, uh, it's broken.
831
00:47:32,158 --> 00:47:35,202
CHRIS:
It's broken? Oh, my God.
832
00:47:35,202 --> 00:47:37,034
(LAUGHS)
Sorry.
833
00:47:37,034 --> 00:47:39,071
- It smells like shit.
- (CHUNGSING LAUGHS)
834
00:47:40,069 --> 00:47:41,472
(CHUNGSING BREATHING DEEPLY)
835
00:47:41,472 --> 00:47:43,207
(CHRIS GROANS)
836
00:47:45,013 --> 00:47:48,014
- (CHUNGSING BREATHING DEEPLY)
- Are you smelling it?
837
00:47:52,519 --> 00:47:53,921
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
838
00:48:03,528 --> 00:48:05,262
(SIGHS)
839
00:48:15,074 --> 00:48:16,570
MAN: (OVER SPEAKERS)
Order number 42.
840
00:48:22,943 --> 00:48:24,017
Ah...
841
00:48:27,951 --> 00:48:30,881
- Ah.
- Hey. (LAUGHING)
842
00:48:43,604 --> 00:48:45,038
What are you doing?
843
00:48:51,377 --> 00:48:52,939
MAN: (OVER SPEAKERS)
Number 43,
your order is ready.
844
00:48:52,939 --> 00:48:54,146
You're so Asian.
845
00:48:55,212 --> 00:48:56,808
MAN: (OVER SPEAKERS)
Number 43.
846
00:49:07,086 --> 00:49:08,226
Mom.
847
00:49:09,121 --> 00:49:10,129
Stop.
848
00:49:11,299 --> 00:49:12,766
Mom.
849
00:49:12,766 --> 00:49:15,431
I told you this before.
I am not go--
850
00:49:21,235 --> 00:49:22,900
TUTOR:
You're late.
851
00:49:23,940 --> 00:49:25,243
Come sit down.
852
00:49:32,147 --> 00:49:34,247
Josh, go back to work.
853
00:49:34,247 --> 00:49:36,490
MAX: (WHISPERING)
Dude, stop.
854
00:49:36,490 --> 00:49:38,322
Our moms are friends.
855
00:49:57,446 --> 00:49:59,178
(MOUSE CLICKING)
856
00:50:07,852 --> 00:50:09,056
(MESSAGES CHIMING)
857
00:50:31,544 --> 00:50:32,871
(SIGHS)
858
00:50:40,086 --> 00:50:42,188
(DOOR CLOSING
SOUND EFFECT PLAYS)
859
00:51:12,686 --> 00:51:13,945
(MESSAGE CHIMES)
860
00:51:18,558 --> 00:51:20,088
Mom.
861
00:51:20,088 --> 00:51:22,558
Mom, can you give me ride?
862
00:51:24,729 --> 00:51:25,726
Mom?
863
00:51:29,303 --> 00:51:31,534
- (CHUNGSING SHOUTS
IN MANDARIN)
- (PLATE SHATTERS)
864
00:52:16,512 --> 00:52:18,251
(WHISPERING)
I'll take you. Come on.
865
00:52:21,957 --> 00:52:23,586
(BROKEN PLATE CRASHES
IN TRASH CAN)
866
00:52:32,929 --> 00:52:34,025
You okay?
867
00:52:43,135 --> 00:52:45,503
Wait, this is where
you and your friends hang out?
868
00:52:45,503 --> 00:52:47,005
Business parking lots?
869
00:52:47,005 --> 00:52:50,382
- Yeah. You could just park
right over here.
- Okay.
870
00:52:52,344 --> 00:52:53,649
Okay.
871
00:52:54,852 --> 00:52:56,322
Um...
872
00:52:58,288 --> 00:53:00,986
Thanks for, uh, driving me.
873
00:53:02,795 --> 00:53:04,121
No problem.
874
00:53:06,059 --> 00:53:11,435
Um, I think I'm gonna stay out
for a while, too.
875
00:53:11,435 --> 00:53:15,209
So just give me a call later
if you need a ride.
876
00:53:16,073 --> 00:53:17,541
Or anything, okay?
877
00:53:18,238 --> 00:53:19,378
Okay.
878
00:53:21,341 --> 00:53:22,843
(DOOR OPENS)
879
00:53:24,543 --> 00:53:25,983
(DOOR CLOSES)
880
00:53:25,983 --> 00:53:28,681
(BOYS CHATTERING QUIETLY)
881
00:53:28,681 --> 00:53:30,714
- There he is. Sup, bro?
- Yo, bruh.
882
00:53:30,714 --> 00:53:31,956
- What's good?
- How's it going?
883
00:53:31,956 --> 00:53:33,192
- How's it going?
- Chillin'.
884
00:53:33,192 --> 00:53:34,823
NUGGET: Yo, what's up,
what's up, what's up?
885
00:53:34,823 --> 00:53:36,623
- How's it going?
How's it going?
- Let's get these clips.
886
00:53:36,623 --> 00:53:39,728
(SACRED HEART
BY CASS MCCOMBS PLAYING)
887
00:53:43,496 --> 00:53:44,662
(CAMCORDER BEEPS)
888
00:53:44,662 --> 00:53:46,999
NUGGET:
Get that shit. Yep.
889
00:53:49,371 --> 00:53:51,535
(WHOOPS) Good shit, bruh.
890
00:53:51,535 --> 00:53:52,576
CORY: Right here.
891
00:53:54,016 --> 00:53:55,378
NUGGET:
I mean, my shirt clean.
892
00:53:55,378 --> 00:53:57,311
- Smell this shit. Fuck yeah.
- Hey.
893
00:53:57,311 --> 00:53:58,876
NUGGET:
Like it, yeah.
894
00:53:58,876 --> 00:54:01,481
Hey, Nugget,
look at this dick I drew.
895
00:54:01,481 --> 00:54:03,183
♪ Sacred heart... ♪
896
00:54:03,183 --> 00:54:05,149
(SHOUTS, GROANS)
897
00:54:05,149 --> 00:54:07,222
- The veins and shit in there.
- (LAUGHS) Bro, what?
898
00:54:07,222 --> 00:54:08,556
I got some ball sack.
899
00:54:08,556 --> 00:54:10,094
NUGGET:
Hey, right here, right here.
900
00:54:10,094 --> 00:54:12,030
- It's coming.
- (CORY LAUGHS)
901
00:54:12,030 --> 00:54:13,899
- Weak!
- Hey, run it back.
902
00:54:13,899 --> 00:54:15,366
Hey, both of you guys.
903
00:54:15,366 --> 00:54:18,901
- You, you and you. Out!
- Oh, my-- Come on.
904
00:54:18,901 --> 00:54:21,334
- RENT-A-COP:
I've seen you here before.
- How you doing, man?
905
00:54:21,334 --> 00:54:22,503
Fun time is over.
906
00:54:22,503 --> 00:54:24,001
- No, no, no.
- NUGGET: Hey, yo, Chris.
907
00:54:24,001 --> 00:54:25,937
Film that shit.
Film that shit right there.
908
00:54:25,937 --> 00:54:28,174
- You are done.
-"You're done, sonny son."
909
00:54:28,174 --> 00:54:29,578
Yes, you.
910
00:54:29,578 --> 00:54:31,950
Ah, right here, right here,
right here.
911
00:54:31,950 --> 00:54:33,210
Yeah, land that shit.
912
00:54:33,921 --> 00:54:35,746
- Yeah!
- Let's go!
913
00:54:35,746 --> 00:54:38,189
- Go, go!
- (EXCITED SHOUTING)
914
00:54:38,189 --> 00:54:40,250
Let's get
the fuck out of here!
915
00:54:50,996 --> 00:54:54,071
♪ No, love doesn't always ♪
916
00:54:54,071 --> 00:54:59,170
♪ Boomerang ♪
917
00:55:01,309 --> 00:55:02,875
(SONG FADES)
918
00:55:02,875 --> 00:55:04,942
Bruh, that security guard
could not keep up.
919
00:55:04,942 --> 00:55:06,482
You just juked
the fuck out of him, bro.
920
00:55:06,482 --> 00:55:07,913
- We got to see that shit.
- (CLICKING)
921
00:55:07,913 --> 00:55:09,418
You clipping your nails
back there, bro?
922
00:55:09,418 --> 00:55:11,049
It's good, bro.
I'm catching 'em.
923
00:55:11,049 --> 00:55:13,150
Way to kill the vibe, bro.
That's hella trifling.
924
00:55:13,150 --> 00:55:15,056
You can't be doing shit
like that in people whip.
925
00:55:15,056 --> 00:55:17,263
Bro, I got to cut my toenails,
I'm gonna cut
my toenails, bro.
926
00:55:17,263 --> 00:55:19,427
Hey, Chris, you got
that clip of me, though?
927
00:55:19,427 --> 00:55:20,991
Oh, yeah, I-I got that clip.
928
00:55:20,991 --> 00:55:22,629
- Yeah.
- That clip was killer as fuck.
929
00:55:22,629 --> 00:55:24,568
- (EXCITED CHATTER)
- Yeah, baby.
930
00:55:24,568 --> 00:55:27,106
That shit was wet, bro.
That shit... Oh, man.
931
00:55:27,106 --> 00:55:28,637
I got the throw-down,
the jukes.
932
00:55:28,637 --> 00:55:30,739
Stomped that shit, bolts.
That's my opener, man.
933
00:55:30,739 --> 00:55:32,345
You were, you were, like,
all up in his face, too.
934
00:55:32,345 --> 00:55:33,947
You know, you could've,
like, could've, like,
935
00:55:33,947 --> 00:55:35,114
fucked him up or something.
936
00:55:35,114 --> 00:55:36,479
(SUNSHINE
BY ATMOSPHERE PLAYING)
937
00:55:36,479 --> 00:55:37,808
Yeah, I'm-I'm more about
peaceful shit.
938
00:55:37,808 --> 00:55:39,281
- You know what I mean?
- Yeah.
939
00:55:39,281 --> 00:55:40,578
Like, I'm on the Zen path.
940
00:55:40,578 --> 00:55:41,980
(NUGGET LAUGHS)
941
00:55:41,980 --> 00:55:44,024
Hey, you good to send me
that clip later, though?
942
00:55:44,024 --> 00:55:45,824
Yeah, I'll-I'll send you
that clip.
943
00:55:45,824 --> 00:55:48,461
I'm probably gonna, like, film
some other clips
before that, though,
944
00:55:48,461 --> 00:55:50,186
and, like, edit it together,
you know, like, mix it up.
945
00:55:50,186 --> 00:55:51,592
- Okay.
- CORY: We got,
we got motherfucking
946
00:55:51,592 --> 00:55:53,961
Spike Jonze or some shit
over here.
947
00:55:53,961 --> 00:55:55,760
- About to edit that shit up.
- You a fucking hater, bro.
948
00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:56,995
Hey, respect his craft, bro.
949
00:55:56,995 --> 00:55:58,964
Chris, thank you
for pulling up on us today.
950
00:55:58,964 --> 00:56:01,032
We-we really need you,
you know what I'm saying?
951
00:56:01,032 --> 00:56:02,371
NUGGET: Yeah,
you been doing your thing.
952
00:56:02,371 --> 00:56:03,802
I appreciate you
for coming out.
953
00:56:03,802 --> 00:56:05,335
CORY:
Yeah, that's what's up.
954
00:56:06,044 --> 00:56:07,414
(SONG FADES)
955
00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:10,483
(DOOR OPENS)
956
00:56:16,022 --> 00:56:17,083
(DOOR CLOSES)
957
00:56:17,759 --> 00:56:18,887
CHRIS: Mom?
958
00:56:19,585 --> 00:56:20,988
(KEYS CLINK)
959
00:56:23,390 --> 00:56:24,563
Mama?
960
00:56:29,198 --> 00:56:30,529
Nai Nai?
961
00:56:30,529 --> 00:56:32,604
(CLOCK TICKING)
962
00:56:36,337 --> 00:56:37,510
Mom?
963
00:56:40,180 --> 00:56:42,312
(NAI NAI SPEAKING MANDARIN)
964
00:56:42,312 --> 00:56:44,181
- CHRIS: Nai Nai!
- (DOOR OPENS)
965
00:56:44,181 --> 00:56:46,151
Nai Nai. What happened?
966
00:56:46,151 --> 00:56:48,311
(NAI NAI SPEAKING MANDARIN)
967
00:56:48,311 --> 00:56:50,424
- (CHRIS SPEAKING MANDARIN)
- (NAI NAI GROANING)
968
00:57:46,011 --> 00:57:47,239
Okay.
969
00:57:49,177 --> 00:57:51,947
Hey, um,
can you give me a hand
with something?
970
00:58:02,757 --> 00:58:04,190
VIVIAN:
So... (SIGHS)
971
00:58:05,699 --> 00:58:08,458
Who are those people
you've been hanging out with?
972
00:58:12,873 --> 00:58:15,000
Friends.
973
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:17,269
What do you guys do
when you hang out?
974
00:58:20,541 --> 00:58:22,373
Just skate.
975
00:58:23,346 --> 00:58:24,551
Just skate?
976
00:58:26,884 --> 00:58:31,019
Well, promise me
you won't do anything stupid.
977
00:58:32,288 --> 00:58:33,450
Okay.
978
00:58:47,342 --> 00:58:50,173
(AMARILLION
BY DATAROCK PLAYING)
979
00:58:50,173 --> 00:58:52,377
NARRATOR:
Make sure to keep your subject
in the center of the frame.
980
00:58:52,377 --> 00:58:54,207
DONOVAN:
Yeah, buddy. Let's go!
981
00:58:55,415 --> 00:58:56,945
- Ah, that was it!
- Oh, come on.
982
00:58:56,945 --> 00:59:00,184
♪ I wanna hold
your hands tonight ♪
983
00:59:00,184 --> 00:59:01,619
(EXCITED SHOUTING)
984
00:59:01,619 --> 00:59:03,346
- CORY: Back 'em up.
- DONOVAN: Let's go.
985
00:59:03,346 --> 00:59:05,891
♪ I wanna walk you home
from school ♪
986
00:59:05,891 --> 00:59:07,154
CHRIS: Yo!
987
00:59:08,029 --> 00:59:09,229
(LAUGHS) Yeah.
988
00:59:09,229 --> 00:59:12,192
♪ I wanna take you on a date ♪
989
00:59:12,891 --> 00:59:14,062
DONOVAN: Nice.
990
00:59:15,199 --> 00:59:16,359
Oh.
991
00:59:16,359 --> 00:59:17,898
♪ I wanna treat you
like a fool ♪
992
00:59:17,898 --> 00:59:19,364
DONOVAN:
You got it, bro. You got it.
993
00:59:20,072 --> 00:59:21,069
Oh!
994
00:59:22,577 --> 00:59:24,035
♪ My good intention,
you'll see... ♪
995
00:59:24,035 --> 00:59:26,040
CHRIS:
Dude, that was buttery.
996
00:59:26,040 --> 00:59:28,041
- (LAUGHS)
- Don't touch.
Don't touch. Don't touch.
997
00:59:28,041 --> 00:59:31,209
♪ 'Cause I know
loving ain't easy ♪
998
00:59:31,209 --> 00:59:32,978
♪ Although it's easy
on the eyes ♪
999
00:59:32,978 --> 00:59:34,750
♪ Both when appalling... ♪
1000
00:59:34,750 --> 00:59:36,078
CORY: Why are you filming
the plants?
1001
00:59:36,078 --> 00:59:38,686
CHRIS:
Uh, foreground.
1002
00:59:38,686 --> 00:59:41,586
- You look like a pervert.
- Oh.
1003
00:59:41,586 --> 00:59:42,854
Oh, dude!
1004
00:59:42,854 --> 00:59:44,862
- (LAUGHS)
- (SCREAMS)
1005
00:59:47,963 --> 00:59:50,760
I want to see that thing.
What you got?
1006
00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:52,402
Uh...
1007
00:59:52,402 --> 00:59:54,205
(LAUGHS) What the fuck?
1008
00:59:54,205 --> 00:59:56,107
(BOTH BLABBERING)
1009
00:59:56,107 --> 00:59:58,205
(SONG ENDS)
1010
00:59:59,742 --> 01:00:01,841
FAHAD:
Hey, yo, Wang-Wang!
1011
01:00:01,841 --> 01:00:03,276
Yo, bro, what you doing here?
1012
01:00:04,779 --> 01:00:06,216
CHRIS:
Just hanging out.
1013
01:00:06,216 --> 01:00:07,786
With who, bro?
1014
01:00:07,786 --> 01:00:10,115
- NUGGET:
Where the fuck is he at?
- (VEHICLE DOORS CLOSING)
1015
01:00:10,115 --> 01:00:11,922
- Friends.
- (VEHICLE ENGINE STARTING)
1016
01:00:12,988 --> 01:00:14,193
All right.
Where you guys headed?
1017
01:00:14,193 --> 01:00:15,251
CORY:
Come on, bro.
1018
01:00:15,251 --> 01:00:16,360
- (HORN HONKING)
- Yo, let's go!
1019
01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:17,389
What are you waiting for?
1020
01:00:18,758 --> 01:00:20,196
To a party.
1021
01:00:20,196 --> 01:00:21,426
FAHAD: Oh.
1022
01:00:22,004 --> 01:00:23,065
Yo, can we come?
1023
01:00:24,669 --> 01:00:26,266
CORY:
Hurry up! Let's hit it!
1024
01:00:27,242 --> 01:00:28,642
There's no room in the car.
1025
01:00:29,341 --> 01:00:30,469
CORY:
Come on.
1026
01:00:30,469 --> 01:00:31,601
Ah.
1027
01:00:32,312 --> 01:00:34,441
Um, it's-it's all right.
1028
01:00:34,441 --> 01:00:35,649
It's okay.
1029
01:00:36,580 --> 01:00:39,211
A-All right, see ya, bro.
1030
01:00:39,211 --> 01:00:41,086
(ALL AROUND THE WORLD
BY ZION I PLAYING)
1031
01:00:41,086 --> 01:00:42,655
(LIVELY CHATTER)
1032
01:00:42,655 --> 01:00:44,457
- Hey, Mack! Mack!
- Man, this place is cranking.
1033
01:00:44,457 --> 01:00:45,987
MACK:
Hey, yo, nigga, what's good?!
1034
01:00:45,987 --> 01:00:47,889
- (LAUGHTER)
- Man, what took
your ass so long?
1035
01:00:47,889 --> 01:00:49,419
I'm eating lemon bars
in this bitch
1036
01:00:49,419 --> 01:00:51,555
for about three hours
with your granny.
1037
01:00:51,555 --> 01:00:53,665
- Shit's good as fuck,
though, really.
- Sup, G?
1038
01:00:53,665 --> 01:00:56,162
Hey, what's good, bruh?
What's good, buddy?
1039
01:00:56,162 --> 01:00:58,802
- Yo, who the fuck is this?
- Th-This is Chris.
1040
01:00:58,802 --> 01:01:00,564
This is my filmer, bro.
He's cool. He's with me.
1041
01:01:00,564 --> 01:01:02,306
NUGGET: Little bro been
filming us, getting clips.
1042
01:01:02,306 --> 01:01:03,499
MACK:
Oh, shit!
1043
01:01:03,499 --> 01:01:06,078
Ain't you the nigga
that be filming for Bofa?
1044
01:01:06,078 --> 01:01:07,343
What's "Bofa"?
1045
01:01:07,343 --> 01:01:08,944
(BOYS CHUCKLING)
1046
01:01:08,944 --> 01:01:10,810
Both of these nuts
in your fucking mouth!
1047
01:01:10,810 --> 01:01:12,011
(LAUGHS) It's good, man!
1048
01:01:12,011 --> 01:01:13,449
DONOVAN:
Why you do him like that?
1049
01:01:13,449 --> 01:01:14,816
Move, move, move.
1050
01:01:14,816 --> 01:01:16,687
- Hella people here.
- Hey, bro.
1051
01:01:16,687 --> 01:01:18,247
CORY: Let me get
one of those lemon bars.
1052
01:01:18,247 --> 01:01:19,687
Sorry, coming through. Sorry.
1053
01:01:19,687 --> 01:01:21,354
Excuse me. Can I just...
1054
01:01:24,325 --> 01:01:26,791
(DIRTY AND GRIMY
BY LA COSA NOSTRA PLAYING)
1055
01:01:26,791 --> 01:01:28,999
(LIVELY CHATTER)
1056
01:01:54,887 --> 01:01:56,763
(COUGHING)
1057
01:02:01,026 --> 01:02:03,264
(COUGHS, GROANS)
1058
01:02:26,359 --> 01:02:28,927
(SONG CONTINUES)
1059
01:02:28,927 --> 01:02:30,488
MACK: (RAPPING)
♪ I'm at your granny crib ♪
1060
01:02:30,488 --> 01:02:34,494
♪ And she fed me
all her lemon bars ♪
1061
01:02:34,494 --> 01:02:36,394
- ♪ When you left the crib ♪
- Where you been at?
1062
01:02:36,394 --> 01:02:38,197
♪ You must've
Walked hella far ♪
1063
01:02:38,197 --> 01:02:39,703
♪ 'Cause when you came back ♪
1064
01:02:39,703 --> 01:02:41,740
♪ I fucked granny hella hard ♪
1065
01:02:41,740 --> 01:02:44,009
- Hell yeah!
- (BOYS EXCLAIMING, LAUGHING)
1066
01:02:44,009 --> 01:02:46,269
- Hey,
keep my grandma out of it.
- What you talking about?
1067
01:02:46,269 --> 01:02:48,340
- Come on, man.
- Ay, but, uh,
1068
01:02:48,340 --> 01:02:50,448
- I-I did that shit, though.
- You did not.
1069
01:02:50,448 --> 01:02:53,611
- Come on.
- (COUGHING)
1070
01:02:53,611 --> 01:02:55,714
Hey, you good? How the fuck
that shit taste, boy?
1071
01:02:55,714 --> 01:02:57,752
(COUGHING)
1072
01:02:57,752 --> 01:02:59,457
The hashish. Nigga, what?
1073
01:02:59,457 --> 01:03:01,058
I don't smoke no more.
1074
01:03:01,058 --> 01:03:03,588
MACK: Yeah, you a bitch.
I'll hit that, though.
Come on.
1075
01:03:07,292 --> 01:03:09,626
This shit old, man, expired.
1076
01:03:09,626 --> 01:03:12,063
- Bro,
you let that shit go out?
- You should, uh...
1077
01:03:12,063 --> 01:03:14,230
You should Wu-Tang it.
1078
01:03:14,230 --> 01:03:16,368
Wu-Tang it? Like the Clan?
1079
01:03:16,368 --> 01:03:18,576
Yeah, it's...
No, here, let me show you.
1080
01:03:18,576 --> 01:03:20,039
- Yeah, you rock that.
- Yeah.
1081
01:03:20,039 --> 01:03:21,507
I don't want to
fuck it up, bro.
1082
01:03:24,483 --> 01:03:25,749
(INHALES SHARPLY)
1083
01:03:25,749 --> 01:03:28,184
- (COUGHING, HACKING)
- (LAUGHTER)
1084
01:03:30,121 --> 01:03:33,560
This Asian motherfucker
just ate the roach!
1085
01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:35,889
- Nigga, what the fuck?
- Shit, man.
1086
01:03:35,889 --> 01:03:37,220
Yo, what's your name, man?
1087
01:03:37,220 --> 01:03:38,991
- Chris.
- Chris? Hey.
1088
01:03:38,991 --> 01:03:40,325
(CHANTING)
Asian Chris!
1089
01:03:40,325 --> 01:03:42,961
(BOYS CHANTING)
Asian Chris! Asian Chris!
1090
01:03:42,961 --> 01:03:44,128
Half Asian. (COUGHS)
1091
01:03:44,128 --> 01:03:46,505
- What?
- Half Asian.
1092
01:03:46,505 --> 01:03:47,770
- Okay, nigga.
- All right.
1093
01:03:47,770 --> 01:03:49,172
(CHANTING)
Half Asian Chris!
1094
01:03:49,172 --> 01:03:51,434
(BOYS CHANTING)
Half Asian Chris!
Half Asian Chris!
1095
01:03:51,434 --> 01:03:53,670
- (COUGHING)
- Half Asian Chris!
1096
01:03:53,670 --> 01:03:55,809
(VOICES DISTORTING, SLOWING)
Half Asian Chris!
1097
01:03:55,809 --> 01:03:57,950
Half Asian Chris!
1098
01:03:58,783 --> 01:04:00,645
(HEAVILY DISTORTED CHATTER)
1099
01:04:18,497 --> 01:04:22,299
(DISTORTED, SLOWED)
Bro, you good?
1100
01:04:22,299 --> 01:04:24,440
(DISTORTED LAUGHTER, CHATTER)
1101
01:04:24,440 --> 01:04:26,609
Shit, man.
1102
01:04:26,609 --> 01:04:28,614
(DISTORTED CHATTER)
1103
01:04:28,614 --> 01:04:30,383
(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
Wang-Wang.
1104
01:04:30,383 --> 01:04:31,876
(FOOTSTEPS SCURRYING)
1105
01:04:31,876 --> 01:04:33,051
Over here.
1106
01:04:34,356 --> 01:04:36,356
Why did you kill me?
1107
01:04:36,356 --> 01:04:38,056
I didn't want to die.
1108
01:04:39,186 --> 01:04:41,656
This is why nobody loves you.
1109
01:04:41,656 --> 01:04:43,295
Ha, fucker.
1110
01:04:43,295 --> 01:04:44,494
(SQUIRREL YELLS)
1111
01:04:44,494 --> 01:04:46,530
(COUGHS, GROANS)
1112
01:04:46,530 --> 01:04:47,725
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
1113
01:04:52,100 --> 01:04:55,340
VIVIAN:
Uh, I'm fine.
1114
01:04:55,340 --> 01:04:56,833
(CHRIS COUGHS)
1115
01:05:07,353 --> 01:05:08,816
(SIGHS)
1116
01:05:08,816 --> 01:05:10,583
(CHRIS GAGS, COUGHS)
1117
01:05:12,084 --> 01:05:13,520
Get it out.
1118
01:05:15,625 --> 01:05:16,855
(SIGHS)
1119
01:05:16,855 --> 01:05:18,030
Here.
1120
01:05:18,628 --> 01:05:19,724
Drink.
1121
01:05:21,202 --> 01:05:23,299
(PANTING)
1122
01:05:25,698 --> 01:05:28,271
Didn't I tell you
not to do anything stupid?
1123
01:05:31,808 --> 01:05:33,144
(CHRIS GROANS)
1124
01:05:33,910 --> 01:05:35,575
Please don't tell Mom.
1125
01:05:42,555 --> 01:05:43,550
VIVIAN: Okay.
1126
01:05:46,625 --> 01:05:47,994
Bye-bye, Nai Nai.
1127
01:05:51,793 --> 01:05:53,131
Okay.
1128
01:06:00,268 --> 01:06:02,305
(BOTH SPEAK SOFTLY
IN MANDARIN)
1129
01:06:08,813 --> 01:06:10,346
- Bye-bye.
- Bye-bye.
1130
01:06:15,652 --> 01:06:16,781
Um...
1131
01:06:18,657 --> 01:06:19,817
Bye, I guess.
1132
01:06:22,494 --> 01:06:23,623
Bye.
1133
01:06:52,020 --> 01:06:53,554
NAI NAI:
Bye-bye.
1134
01:06:54,792 --> 01:06:56,359
(ENGINE STARTS)
1135
01:07:36,196 --> 01:07:38,170
(KEYS CLICKING)
1136
01:08:01,756 --> 01:08:03,593
- (PHONE VIBRATING)
- (SUNSHINE RINGTONE PLAYING)
1137
01:08:03,593 --> 01:08:05,592
♪ My baby made me some coffee,
afraid that if I drink some ♪
1138
01:08:05,592 --> 01:08:07,762
♪ It's probably coming
right back out me ♪
1139
01:08:07,762 --> 01:08:10,933
♪ Couple of Advil,
relax and chill,
at a stand... ♪
1140
01:08:10,933 --> 01:08:12,601
(VIBRATING AND MUSIC STOP)
1141
01:08:12,601 --> 01:08:14,834
- Hello?
- DONOVAN: Yo,
I think I'm near your crib.
1142
01:08:14,834 --> 01:08:17,270
Can we come over and look
at those clips real quick?
1143
01:08:17,270 --> 01:08:19,409
Uh, like, like,
like, right now?
1144
01:08:23,583 --> 01:08:25,347
(KNOCKING)
1145
01:08:25,347 --> 01:08:27,118
What's good, bro?
Where the bathroom at?
1146
01:08:27,118 --> 01:08:28,617
CHRIS: Uh,
just down there to the right.
1147
01:08:28,617 --> 01:08:30,120
- NUGGET: All right.
- DONOVAN:
What's up, little bro?
1148
01:08:30,120 --> 01:08:32,347
- Let's peep these clips, G.
- Okay.
1149
01:08:32,347 --> 01:08:33,918
Nice spot.
1150
01:08:33,918 --> 01:08:35,958
CORY: Hey, who did all
the paintings in your house?
1151
01:08:35,958 --> 01:08:38,359
CHRIS:
Um, my mom.
1152
01:08:38,359 --> 01:08:40,262
- CORY: Really?
- DONOVAN: "Wang Wang"?
1153
01:08:40,262 --> 01:08:42,363
- What's a Wang Wang?
- CHRIS: Uh...
1154
01:08:42,363 --> 01:08:43,631
CORY: Can I have
some of these apples?
1155
01:08:44,438 --> 01:08:46,035
Um...
1156
01:08:46,035 --> 01:08:48,405
- Yeah. Go for it.
- Okay. Thanks.
1157
01:08:48,405 --> 01:08:50,942
- Why are they in a dog bowl?
- All right, what I miss?
1158
01:08:50,942 --> 01:08:52,704
- Hey, you wash your hands?
- Nah.
1159
01:08:52,704 --> 01:08:54,540
- Mm, mm-mm. Get the fuck off.
- (LAUGHS)
1160
01:08:54,540 --> 01:08:55,979
Bruh, I'm trying
to watch these clips.
1161
01:08:55,979 --> 01:08:57,312
That is nasty. You're nasty.
1162
01:08:57,312 --> 01:08:58,778
NUGGET:
Oh, my God, y'all some haters.
1163
01:08:58,778 --> 01:09:00,550
- All right. What we got?
- We're about to see the clips.
1164
01:09:00,550 --> 01:09:02,922
- NUGGET: (OVER VIDEO)
Yeah, right here!
- Come on.
1165
01:09:02,922 --> 01:09:06,418
- NUGGET: Yep.
- CORY: Oh. (LAUGHS)
1166
01:09:06,418 --> 01:09:08,287
That spot was insanely crusty.
1167
01:09:08,287 --> 01:09:09,788
Yeah, we got that double.
1168
01:09:09,788 --> 01:09:11,755
NUGGET: I had to get that shit
out of the way.
1169
01:09:11,755 --> 01:09:14,165
- Go backwards.
- That shit was sick, huh?
1170
01:09:14,165 --> 01:09:16,092
- That shit was. You'll see.
- We get it done.
1171
01:09:17,135 --> 01:09:18,600
NUGGET:
I remember this day.
1172
01:09:20,440 --> 01:09:22,402
DONOVAN: It's a little shaky,
but it's-it's all right.
1173
01:09:22,402 --> 01:09:24,406
Every filmer
has their bad days.
1174
01:09:24,406 --> 01:09:25,776
- Has a little bit of speed.
- On the frame.
1175
01:09:25,776 --> 01:09:27,409
Oh! Play that clip
1176
01:09:27,409 --> 01:09:29,176
where I fucking juked
that security guard.
1177
01:09:29,176 --> 01:09:30,444
We got to see that, bro.
1178
01:09:30,444 --> 01:09:32,182
I've been waiting
for so long to see that.
1179
01:09:32,182 --> 01:09:33,745
- The security guard, remember?
- Yeah.
1180
01:09:33,745 --> 01:09:35,151
- Put it on. Let's go.
- Oh, my fucking God.
1181
01:09:35,151 --> 01:09:36,352
- Pull that shit up.
- Let's go.
1182
01:09:36,352 --> 01:09:37,784
Pull it up.
What you waiting for? Come on.
1183
01:09:37,784 --> 01:09:39,420
- This is the one, man.
- Put that shit on right now.
1184
01:09:39,420 --> 01:09:40,782
DONOVAN:
Yeah, that one right there.
1185
01:09:40,782 --> 01:09:42,259
- Okay.
- NUGGET: Yep, here we go.
1186
01:09:42,259 --> 01:09:43,688
- DONOVAN: There it is. Shit.
- There she is.
1187
01:09:43,688 --> 01:09:45,688
You about to be famous
from this shit.
1188
01:09:45,688 --> 01:09:47,529
- Swear to God.
- DONOVAN: Swear.
1189
01:09:47,529 --> 01:09:50,334
NUGGET: Bruh, he was
all in the way, like, damn.
1190
01:09:50,334 --> 01:09:53,038
Watch this juke.
It's a NBA juke
right here. Oh.
1191
01:09:53,038 --> 01:09:55,007
- NUGGET: Oh!
- Oh, shit, right here.
1192
01:09:55,007 --> 01:09:56,605
NUGGET: Land it, land it.
There you go.
1193
01:09:56,605 --> 01:09:58,275
- Here we go, here we go,
here we go.
- (LAUGHS) Great.
1194
01:09:58,275 --> 01:10:00,606
NUGGET: (ON VIDEO)
Man, fuck you! We're out!
1195
01:10:00,606 --> 01:10:02,314
RENT-A-COP:
Yeah, don't come back.
1196
01:10:02,314 --> 01:10:04,881
- Couldn't even see the board.
- Bro, what the fuck?
1197
01:10:04,881 --> 01:10:06,844
(QUIET MUTTERING)
1198
01:10:06,844 --> 01:10:09,451
All right, bruh.
All right, so check it out.
1199
01:10:09,451 --> 01:10:12,123
I'm no, like, filmer
or expert or anything,
1200
01:10:12,123 --> 01:10:13,490
but that's definitely
not usable.
1201
01:10:13,490 --> 01:10:15,058
DONOVAN: I thought you were,
like, a filmer, right?
1202
01:10:15,058 --> 01:10:16,222
CORY:
None of those are usable.
1203
01:10:16,222 --> 01:10:18,063
Yeah. I just...
1204
01:10:18,063 --> 01:10:20,493
I-I couldn't focus-up,
um, I'm sorry.
1205
01:10:20,493 --> 01:10:22,235
- DONOVAN: Damn.
- CHUNGSING: Didi?
1206
01:10:26,837 --> 01:10:27,901
Oh.
1207
01:10:27,901 --> 01:10:29,068
Hi.
1208
01:10:29,068 --> 01:10:30,199
Ni hao.
1209
01:10:31,237 --> 01:10:32,838
Hello.
1210
01:10:32,838 --> 01:10:34,737
- Um, nice meet you.
- DONOVAN: Nice to meet you.
1211
01:10:34,737 --> 01:10:37,148
CHUNGSING:
I'm Chris' mother.
1212
01:10:37,148 --> 01:10:38,976
Hey, I really like
your paintings.
1213
01:10:38,976 --> 01:10:41,820
- Really beautiful, by the way.
- (CHUCKLES) Oh.
1214
01:10:41,820 --> 01:10:43,388
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
1215
01:10:44,020 --> 01:10:45,189
You notice.
1216
01:10:45,189 --> 01:10:48,189
Yeah, I love the colors
and stuff.
1217
01:10:48,189 --> 01:10:49,857
I-I paint all myself.
1218
01:10:49,857 --> 01:10:51,723
- CORY: That's cool.
- DONOVAN: Yeah,
that's really nice.
1219
01:10:51,723 --> 01:10:54,594
CORY:
Wait, so, um, if you're Asian,
1220
01:10:54,594 --> 01:10:57,699
does that mean
your husband is white?
1221
01:10:58,462 --> 01:10:59,800
What?
1222
01:11:00,741 --> 01:11:02,502
My husband Asian.
1223
01:11:02,502 --> 01:11:03,903
DONOVAN:
How are you half Asian?
1224
01:11:03,903 --> 01:11:06,006
- CORY: Yeah, 'cause
you said that...
- (STAMMERS)
1225
01:11:06,006 --> 01:11:07,878
She's probably
just forgetting.
Mom, just get out right now.
1226
01:11:07,878 --> 01:11:09,409
Mom, just get out--
1227
01:11:09,409 --> 01:11:11,548
Mom, get out! Mom, get out!
1228
01:11:14,782 --> 01:11:17,286
Uh, s-sorry.
I'm sorry you had to see that.
1229
01:11:17,286 --> 01:11:19,124
It's just...
She could just be, like,
1230
01:11:19,124 --> 01:11:22,292
super annoying sometimes
and... and, uh...
1231
01:11:22,292 --> 01:11:25,197
Dude, don't talk to your mom
like that.
1232
01:11:25,197 --> 01:11:26,460
NUGGET: She wasn't even
being annoying.
1233
01:11:26,460 --> 01:11:27,627
Like, what were you
even doing?
1234
01:11:27,627 --> 01:11:29,563
CORY:
Man, this kid's kind of wack.
1235
01:11:29,563 --> 01:11:30,927
NUGGET:
Yeah, you're kind of right.
1236
01:11:30,927 --> 01:11:32,569
CORY: Let's get
the fuck out of here.
1237
01:11:47,187 --> 01:11:48,981
- (SKATEBOARD ROLLING)
- DONOVAN: Yo!
1238
01:11:52,158 --> 01:11:53,755
NUGGET:
Man, fuck you. We're out.
1239
01:11:58,822 --> 01:12:00,333
(DONOVAN WHOOPS ON VIDEO)
1240
01:12:13,715 --> 01:12:15,271
(SIGHS SOFTLY)
1241
01:13:19,770 --> 01:13:21,271
(MESSAGES CHIMING)
1242
01:14:10,962 --> 01:14:12,597
(SIGHS)
1243
01:14:19,405 --> 01:14:21,797
TUTOR: Okay,
let's take a quick break.
1244
01:14:21,797 --> 01:14:23,773
(QUIET CHATTER)
1245
01:14:28,312 --> 01:14:30,241
(SKATEBOARD CLATTERING)
1246
01:14:33,615 --> 01:14:35,714
MAX: (QUIETLY)
Josh, don't.
1247
01:14:35,714 --> 01:14:37,646
(JOSH LAUGHS, CLEARS THROAT)
1248
01:14:37,646 --> 01:14:39,283
Yo, Chris!
1249
01:14:39,927 --> 01:14:41,224
What up, bro?
1250
01:14:41,224 --> 01:14:42,487
Doing some skate tricks?
1251
01:14:42,487 --> 01:14:44,723
Huh? (LAUGHS)
1252
01:14:44,723 --> 01:14:46,499
Hey, can I ask you something?
1253
01:14:47,099 --> 01:14:49,029
Huh? (CHUCKLES)
1254
01:14:53,765 --> 01:14:54,804
Are you nervous?
1255
01:14:56,504 --> 01:14:58,301
(SCOFFS, LAUGHS)
1256
01:14:58,301 --> 01:15:01,807
Man, I didn't realize
you was such a G, bruh.
1257
01:15:01,807 --> 01:15:04,143
Hey, are you
a Fremont Asian Gangsta?
1258
01:15:05,446 --> 01:15:06,511
Yes or no?
1259
01:15:06,511 --> 01:15:07,850
Come on, man.
1260
01:15:10,023 --> 01:15:12,253
- Sure.
- Yeah?
1261
01:15:12,253 --> 01:15:14,325
Wait, hold on.
1262
01:15:14,325 --> 01:15:16,862
"Fremont Asian Gangsta."
Oh, wait.
1263
01:15:16,862 --> 01:15:18,590
So you're a fag?
1264
01:15:18,590 --> 01:15:20,592
(LAUGHING) Oh, G--
1265
01:15:20,592 --> 01:15:21,864
Hey, that was good.
1266
01:15:22,363 --> 01:15:24,336
Oh, man.
1267
01:15:24,336 --> 01:15:26,330
No wonder
you wouldn't kiss Madi.
1268
01:15:27,473 --> 01:15:29,308
MAX: You're gonna
get me in trouble.
1269
01:15:29,308 --> 01:15:30,876
JOSH:
I got his ass hella good, bro.
1270
01:15:30,876 --> 01:15:32,036
MAX: Yeah. Yeah.
1271
01:15:32,036 --> 01:15:33,641
- (JOSH LAUGHS)
- (FOOTSTEPS RUNNING)
1272
01:15:33,641 --> 01:15:36,047
- (SHOUTS)
- Bro, what the fuck?
1273
01:15:36,047 --> 01:15:37,880
(JOSH GROANING)
1274
01:15:46,422 --> 01:15:48,484
(DISTANT CHATTER)
1275
01:16:07,378 --> 01:16:08,911
(CHUNGSING PANTING)
1276
01:16:10,917 --> 01:16:12,112
Huh?
1277
01:16:13,383 --> 01:16:14,444
He started it.
1278
01:16:17,281 --> 01:16:18,514
Why the fuck
are you taking his side?
1279
01:16:20,891 --> 01:16:23,255
Why do you never listen to me?
I'm your son.
1280
01:16:28,233 --> 01:16:30,669
Yeah, well,
maybe if Dad raised me,
I would've been a better son.
1281
01:16:30,669 --> 01:16:33,100
But no, I'm stuck with you,
and you can't do shit!
1282
01:16:41,378 --> 01:16:42,580
Yeah, bullshit!
1283
01:16:42,580 --> 01:16:44,416
Dad's the one in Taiwan
making the fucking money
1284
01:16:44,416 --> 01:16:45,942
while all you do
is just sit at home
1285
01:16:45,942 --> 01:16:47,653
and draw fucking clouds!
1286
01:16:55,730 --> 01:16:57,958
No, no, I couldn't care less
whether you fucking leave,
1287
01:16:57,958 --> 01:16:59,387
'cause you're just
a fucking failed artist
1288
01:16:59,387 --> 01:17:01,199
and your stupid-ass
fucking drawings.
1289
01:17:01,199 --> 01:17:03,130
Not that I fucking care.
1290
01:17:03,130 --> 01:17:05,800
Ah, shut up! Shut up!
I'm sorry I'm not fucking Max!
1291
01:17:05,800 --> 01:17:07,437
I'm sorry I'm not
a fucking bragging right
1292
01:17:07,437 --> 01:17:09,365
- to your fucking friends!
- Didi!
1293
01:17:09,365 --> 01:17:10,870
I'm not the fucking
embarrassment here!
1294
01:17:10,870 --> 01:17:12,234
You're the
fucking embarrassment!
1295
01:17:12,234 --> 01:17:14,541
I'm ashamed to be
your fucking son!
1296
01:17:14,541 --> 01:17:16,176
(CHUNGSING PANTING)
1297
01:17:23,454 --> 01:17:25,515
(FOOTSTEPS RUNNING)
1298
01:17:27,488 --> 01:17:29,519
(PANTING)
1299
01:17:33,264 --> 01:17:34,832
(WHOOSHING)
1300
01:17:39,632 --> 01:17:41,630
(PANTING)
1301
01:18:13,734 --> 01:18:15,807
(DOOR RATTLING)
1302
01:19:08,756 --> 01:19:10,224
(SIGHS SOFTLY)
1303
01:19:13,695 --> 01:19:15,724
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
1304
01:19:31,416 --> 01:19:32,708
(SIGHS SOFTLY)
1305
01:19:34,649 --> 01:19:36,250
(DOOR OPENS)
1306
01:19:38,423 --> 01:19:40,320
(DOOR CREAKING)
1307
01:19:43,923 --> 01:19:45,391
(DOOR CLOSES)
1308
01:20:17,826 --> 01:20:19,832
(DOOR CREAKING QUIETLY)
1309
01:20:26,172 --> 01:20:27,334
(SIGHS)
1310
01:20:31,169 --> 01:20:32,702
Are you ashamed of me?
1311
01:20:38,314 --> 01:20:41,216
I ran away,
but you didn't even
look for me.
1312
01:21:30,594 --> 01:21:34,163
"Mama, I just want
to let you know
1313
01:21:34,163 --> 01:21:35,941
"that I hate you."
1314
01:23:15,037 --> 01:23:17,966
(CHUCKLES) Sometimes I dream.
1315
01:23:48,002 --> 01:23:50,636
I am so proud.
1316
01:23:56,014 --> 01:23:59,711
But sometime,
it's a little hard.
1317
01:24:02,687 --> 01:24:04,012
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
1318
01:24:33,081 --> 01:24:34,717
ORTHODONTIST: That's it.
1319
01:24:34,717 --> 01:24:36,418
(TOOTH SQUEAKING)
1320
01:24:38,285 --> 01:24:40,987
PHOTOGRAPHER: Ready? Smile.
1321
01:24:40,987 --> 01:24:42,292
(CAMERA CLICKING)
1322
01:24:48,198 --> 01:24:50,198
And tilt your head
a little bit.
1323
01:24:50,198 --> 01:24:52,434
- And three, two, one.
- (CAMERA CLICKS)
1324
01:25:33,677 --> 01:25:34,806
Madi?
1325
01:25:36,779 --> 01:25:38,778
Oh, hi.
1326
01:25:38,778 --> 01:25:39,945
Hey.
1327
01:25:39,945 --> 01:25:41,516
Good luck.
1328
01:25:42,181 --> 01:25:43,818
What's up?
1329
01:25:43,818 --> 01:25:45,190
Nothing much.
1330
01:25:45,986 --> 01:25:47,291
Uh...
1331
01:25:48,324 --> 01:25:51,295
Did you, uh...
did you get a haircut?
1332
01:25:52,993 --> 01:25:54,298
No.
1333
01:25:55,325 --> 01:25:57,026
Right.
1334
01:25:58,471 --> 01:26:00,070
Uh...
1335
01:26:00,070 --> 01:26:02,164
I just...
just came over here to say
1336
01:26:02,164 --> 01:26:07,606
that I'm, uh, you know, sorry
for not texting you back.
1337
01:26:07,606 --> 01:26:11,183
Uh, I was kind of,
like, busy with, like,
1338
01:26:12,115 --> 01:26:14,142
you know, family stuff and...
1339
01:26:15,889 --> 01:26:17,453
...back-to-school
shopping and...
1340
01:26:18,953 --> 01:26:20,192
Uh...
1341
01:26:20,989 --> 01:26:22,920
Yeah, I...
1342
01:26:22,920 --> 01:26:25,186
You're a pretty cool person,
so I was just, you know,
1343
01:26:25,186 --> 01:26:29,025
wondering if you want to,
like, hang out again ever.
1344
01:26:34,134 --> 01:26:36,337
You, uh...
1345
01:26:36,337 --> 01:26:39,376
You punched my friend Josh
in the face.
1346
01:26:42,011 --> 01:26:43,908
Yeah. Yeah, I...
1347
01:26:46,083 --> 01:26:48,979
- Yeah.
- Okay, well, later.
1348
01:26:52,217 --> 01:26:53,651
(SIGHS)
1349
01:26:53,651 --> 01:26:56,723
(GOLDEN HAZE
BY SASHA LJUNG PLAYING)
1350
01:27:02,097 --> 01:27:03,530
♪ Stay ♪
1351
01:27:03,530 --> 01:27:07,302
♪ Playing in
A golden haze... ♪
1352
01:27:07,302 --> 01:27:09,467
- BOY: So, free food.
- (LIVELY CHATTER)
1353
01:27:09,467 --> 01:27:12,567
Ah, I like that. I like that.
1354
01:27:12,567 --> 01:27:14,708
(CHATTER CONTINUES)
1355
01:27:17,181 --> 01:27:21,148
♪ Oh, I'll let you know ♪
1356
01:27:21,148 --> 01:27:22,417
♪ Oh, no... ♪
1357
01:27:22,417 --> 01:27:25,050
WOMAN: Hi, guys.
Welcome to Visual Arts Club.
1358
01:27:25,050 --> 01:27:28,517
This year,
we're doing a mural,
some more analog photography,
1359
01:27:28,517 --> 01:27:31,162
- and we just got a big
donation of video equipment.
- SOUP: Yo, Wang-Wang!
1360
01:27:31,162 --> 01:27:33,298
So we're hoping to make
more video art...
1361
01:27:35,794 --> 01:27:40,235
♪ Fantasies always tasted ♪
1362
01:27:40,235 --> 01:27:44,038
♪ Sweeter than a Faberge ♪
1363
01:27:44,038 --> 01:27:46,738
♪ Okay ♪
1364
01:27:46,738 --> 01:27:53,545
♪ Some things
you could never save ♪
1365
01:27:53,545 --> 01:27:56,547
♪ Horizon looking strange ♪
1366
01:27:56,547 --> 01:28:00,655
♪ I can't stay here ♪
1367
01:28:02,421 --> 01:28:04,296
♪ Today ♪
1368
01:28:06,765 --> 01:28:08,223
(SONG ENDS)
1369
01:28:09,902 --> 01:28:11,094
CHUNGSING: Hi, Didi.
1370
01:28:11,803 --> 01:28:13,404
Hai hai.
1371
01:28:15,938 --> 01:28:18,800
Uh, yeah.
1372
01:28:18,800 --> 01:28:21,244
Yeah, it-it was pretty good.
1373
01:28:21,244 --> 01:28:24,580
I, um, signed up for
Visual Arts Club.
1374
01:28:25,444 --> 01:28:27,451
- Oh.
- Yeah.
1375
01:28:35,355 --> 01:28:36,856
(DOOR CLOSES)
1376
01:28:38,358 --> 01:28:40,464
(SNORING SOFTLY)
1377
01:29:54,170 --> 01:29:56,905
♪ I've hated everyone
I've ever thought
I'd ever been ♪
1378
01:29:56,905 --> 01:30:00,677
♪ Got lost in self-reflection,
sure, I often got it wrong ♪
1379
01:30:00,677 --> 01:30:03,314
♪ But lately I'm afraid
the damage done is all ♪
1380
01:30:03,314 --> 01:30:05,074
♪ It made me self-aware
and fucked up ♪
1381
01:30:05,074 --> 01:30:07,183
♪ From this trip
I've been on ♪
1382
01:30:07,183 --> 01:30:09,344
♪ Every time I talk ♪
1383
01:30:09,344 --> 01:30:14,025
♪ It's the talking
that drives you mad ♪
1384
01:30:14,025 --> 01:30:16,086
♪ Every time I stop ♪
1385
01:30:16,086 --> 01:30:20,795
♪ It's the silence
I can't withstand ♪
1386
01:30:22,293 --> 01:30:25,534
♪ My hands have been
in a ghost land ♪
1387
01:30:25,534 --> 01:30:28,936
♪ I just don't wanna be
wrong again ♪
1388
01:30:28,936 --> 01:30:33,770
♪ I tend to circle
and nose-dive all the time ♪
1389
01:30:33,770 --> 01:30:35,370
♪ I used to sit around ♪
1390
01:30:35,370 --> 01:30:37,275
♪ Dissect my thoughts
until I drowned out ♪
1391
01:30:37,275 --> 01:30:40,378
♪ Every single sentence
I could never say out loud ♪
1392
01:30:40,378 --> 01:30:43,586
♪ One day
I hope to make it up
To everyone I punished ♪
1393
01:30:43,586 --> 01:30:46,915
♪ Droning on and on
about whatever again ♪
1394
01:30:46,915 --> 01:30:49,087
♪ Every time I talk ♪
1395
01:30:49,087 --> 01:30:53,559
♪ It's the talking
that drives you mad ♪
1396
01:30:53,559 --> 01:30:55,862
♪ Every time I stop ♪
1397
01:30:55,862 --> 01:31:00,600
♪ It's the silence
I can't withstand ♪
1398
01:31:00,600 --> 01:31:03,705
♪ I wanna get next to you ♪
1399
01:31:03,705 --> 01:31:06,973
♪ But I never know
what to say or do ♪
1400
01:31:06,973 --> 01:31:10,271
♪ With my eyes
and my hands and my body ♪
1401
01:31:10,271 --> 01:31:13,642
♪ I just wanna
Get next to you ♪
1402
01:31:13,642 --> 01:31:20,448
♪ I've hated everyone
I've ever thought
I'd ever been ♪
1403
01:31:20,448 --> 01:31:26,592
♪ One day, I hope
to make it up to myself ♪
1404
01:31:26,592 --> 01:31:28,896
♪ Every time I talk ♪
1405
01:31:28,896 --> 01:31:33,269
♪ It's the talking
that drives you mad ♪
1406
01:31:33,269 --> 01:31:35,473
♪ Every time I stop ♪
1407
01:31:35,473 --> 01:31:40,303
♪ It's the silence
I can't withstand ♪
1408
01:31:41,680 --> 01:31:45,009
♪ My hands have been
in a ghost land ♪
1409
01:31:45,009 --> 01:31:48,345
♪ I just don't wanna be
wrong again ♪
1410
01:31:48,345 --> 01:31:53,521
♪ I tend to circle
and nose-dive all the time ♪
1411
01:31:53,521 --> 01:31:56,527
♪ I wanna get next to you ♪
1412
01:31:56,527 --> 01:31:59,861
♪ But I never know
what to say or do ♪
1413
01:31:59,861 --> 01:32:03,126
♪ With my eyes
and my hands and my body ♪
1414
01:32:03,126 --> 01:32:05,929
♪ I just wanna
Get next to you ♪
1415
01:32:05,929 --> 01:32:08,969
♪ But every time I talk ♪
1416
01:32:08,969 --> 01:32:13,034
♪ It's the talking
that drives you mad ♪
1417
01:32:13,034 --> 01:32:15,612
♪ Every time I stop ♪
1418
01:32:15,612 --> 01:32:20,343
♪ It's the silence
I can't withstand ♪
1419
01:32:39,771 --> 01:32:43,232
♪ My hands have been
in a ghost land ♪
1420
01:32:43,232 --> 01:32:46,634
♪ I just don't wanna be
wrong again ♪
1421
01:32:46,634 --> 01:32:52,146
♪ I tend to circle
and nose-dive all the time ♪
1422
01:32:52,146 --> 01:32:58,918
♪ I've hated everyone I ever
thought I'd ever been ♪
1423
01:32:58,918 --> 01:33:02,885
♪ One day,
I hope to make it up ♪
1424
01:33:02,885 --> 01:33:06,260
♪ To myself ♪
1425
01:33:06,260 --> 01:33:08,226
(SONG ENDS)