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Okay, Will,
whenever you're ready.
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Okay, just walking
into the room and
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sitting down the way you sometimes see
at the top of a documentary.
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Where they use the B-roll,
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but the person... the subject
didn't realize they were gonna use it.
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But it's all natural.
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Hi there. I'm Will Ferrell.
One of the greatest actors in the world.
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A long time ago,
back when I was at Saturday Night Live...
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Will Ferrell.
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I haven't made
a lot of friends here. Really.
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...I met a guy named Andrew Steele.
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He was hired as a writer
the same week I was hired to perform.
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Hello, I'm Robert Goulet.
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He wrote a bunch of sketches for me.
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Hello, you got Saddam.
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And he eventually became
the head writer of SNL.
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Will you put the antlers down?
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Andrew was Iowa-born and raised.
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501 jeans,
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shitty beer,
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hitchhiking type of guy.
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Three days.
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No sleep.
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Basically, a lovable curmudgeon
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with a super weird,
creative sense of humor.
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We worked
at Saturday Night Live for years,
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and he kept bringing up
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that he wanted to do
an after-school special.
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Do you know the dangers
of diabetic ketoacidosis?
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We goofed off a lot.
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We drank a lot.
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If you've ever
scratched your head and said,
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"Why did Will Ferrell make that?"
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there's a good chance
Andrew Steele was involved.
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Why did I make a Lifetime TV movie?
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Sarah can work.
I'll stay at home with the kids.
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Why did I make a movie all in Spanish?
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{\an8} Let's have
a race back to the house!
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{\an8} Why did I make
a bunch of commercials for a shitty beer?
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While this was all happening,
we both got married,
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became dads,
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and, over the years,
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he became one of my closest friends.
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When the pandemic hit,
we didn't see each other for a long time.
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And then one day, I was in the middle
of shooting a movie in Boston,
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and I got this email from Andrew.
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"Hey, Will."
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"Something I need you to know."
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"I'm old now,
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and, as ridiculous and unnecessary
as it may seem to report,
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I'll be transitioning to live as a woman."
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"In the last ten years,
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I've been trying to understand
what's going on."
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"Tried to get rid of it
over and over again throughout my life."
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"Now I'm giving up the fight."
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"When I was young,
I thought all boys felt like me."
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"Then I thought,
'Maybe I'm just a weirdo.'"
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"Then I pushed it away for many years
and ended up in therapy."
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"It's a wonderful thing
when your mind and body
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revolt against the unnatural,
despondent thing you've become."
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"I doubt being a trans woman
will change my personality that much."
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"Instead of an asshole, I'll be a bitch."
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"I think it's made me a lot happier."
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"I'd like to say my happiness
translates to a bright, carefree future
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full of courage and confidence,
but no such luck."
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"I... I carry self-doubt and fear around me,
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like the comedian I've been
my whole life."
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"I'm not gonna be good at this."
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"It's really going to be slow
and awkward and terrifying and joyful."
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"Mainly, I'm hoping
I don't lose anyone I care about."
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"Thanks, name forthcoming."
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That letter was really hard to send.
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I kept rewriting it
over and over again and
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trying to say what I wanted to say.
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It was just... whoa.
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This is... crazy.
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The biggest question when people come out
of the closet is, "Will I still be loved?"
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I've met trans people
who were not loved when they came out.
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I don't doubt that Will is my friend,
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but I'm not Andrew Steele anymore.
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Okay, where do we go from here?
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When I sent
the email out to Will,
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he responded pretty quickly
that he supported me coming out.
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♪ All by myself
Alone at home feeling blue... ♪
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I wrote her a note
saying I loved her and supported her,
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and we'd check in with each other
whenever we could.
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Oh!
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Jackpot!
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But... I still had a lot of questions.
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And I have
a lot of questions I wanna ask Will.
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Like what does being trans mean to him?
Does he think I'm a woman?
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Does he know any trans people besides me?
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Why the name Harper?
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And how long did she feel this way?
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What made her keep this in for so long?
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Is he curious about hormones
and surgeries and hair removal?
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Does he wanna ask me all the questions
you're not supposed to ask trans people?
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Does she still like shitty beer?
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Why does he think
Natty Light is a terrible beer?
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Or is she just totally into wine now?
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It's a fucking delicious beer.
It's the best beer out there.
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How am I supposed to treat her?
Does she want it to change?
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Will I be making a completely new friend?
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Hello?
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So then he called me,
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and his idea at the time was, he knows
that I've been across this country
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almost as much as a truck driver.
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I've driven it. I hitchhiked. I...
I've been everywhere. I love it so much.
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I made it.
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I just don't know
if it loves me back right now.
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After she had come out and transitioned,
she had kind of lamented,
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"Gosh, I don't know if I can go
to these same places as Harper."
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A kind of light bulb went off in my head
and was like,
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"Harper, would you wanna do a road trip
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where we visit these places
as this new version of yourself?"
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"And at the same time,
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we'd figure out
what this all means to us."
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♪ I drive a big freightliner
An' I made my last payment today ♪
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♪ An' I drive to all the points
Outta New York City to LA... ♪
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When I road-tripped as a guy,
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I brought three T-shirts,
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three underwears...
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...and a pair of jeans.
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Yeah, this is gonna be hard.
And the shoes are the hardest part.
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Oh my God.
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Every way
that this suitcase can be expanded,
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I'm going to expand it.
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♪ Giddyup-go... ♪
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Okay.
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♪ Gonna pass Red Simpson
And his runaway truck... ♪
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I just brought a couple pair of shoes
'cause that's all you really need.
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I got this deer hunter jacket,
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which I'll probably hardly wear.
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Sherlock Holmes costume.
I think I should bring it.
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I'm just worried this isn't gonna fit.
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Dang it.
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I have to leave the alto sax.
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You gotta bring chairs
on a road trip.
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Gotta have chairs, a cooler.
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You never know when you're gonna stop
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and need to drink a cold Natty Light
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or whatever Will drinks.
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Some kind of craft beer.
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Probably tastes like an orange.
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Harper.
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Look at you.
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- I'm stuck in Dallas right now.
-
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We got diverted
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'cause there was
a air pressure situation in the cabin.
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I incessantly rang my call button.
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- I said, "Do they need help up there?"
- Right. Of course.
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And they said, "Please, sir."
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- You're--
-"Please relax."
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And I said, " You relax."
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So we actua--
We got thrown off the flight.
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You're picking me up, right?
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- Gonna pick you up in the city.
- All right.
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- Hey, I'll see you in New York, okay?
- Okay. Bye-bye.
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We have
16 days out there on the road.
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I'm sure a lot of things will come up,
but... it... it's weird.
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We are good friends.
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But are we?
Like, it's a weird thing to say.
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I was always Harper Steele.
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So Will was always
friends with Harper Steele.
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But there was this persona
that he was also friends with
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that I don't particularly like
or need right now.
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Harper, I made it onto the flight.
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Um...
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All systems go.
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So many of us don't know
what the rules of engagement are.
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And in terms of our friendship
and our relationship,
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it's... it's... it's uncharted waters.
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I'll see you later. Bye.
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I don't know why
he picked some weird spot.
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Maybe it's just a celebrity thing.
He doesn't like to be out in the open.
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What the fuck? Oh my God.
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Yeah.
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You made it.
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Thanks for picking me up.
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- What is this?
- Yeah. Van Cortlandt.
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- Oh, that's--
- Remember?
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- Oh, hey, old buddy.
- How are ya?
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I do remember.
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- Remember all our--
- Yeah, we golfed up here two times.
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I still have my... my card.
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My New York City golf permit.
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- Wanna get in a round?
- Let's get in a round.
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Okay. Oh Jesus.
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- You look great, by the way.
- Oh, hey, thank you.
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I love your jacket.
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- I'm an expert packer.
- Oh yeah. That's--
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- There we go.
- Yeah, no. That'll stay.
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I can't wait to get in this.
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How does this baby handle?
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Uh, shittily.
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- It handles shittily.
- Shag carpet everywhere.
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- So comfortable.
- Oh, it's so luxurious.
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- So luxurious. Let's go.
- All right, let's go.
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I'd say we're gonna leave the city,
but I wanna have breakfast with my kids,
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and then we'll hit the road after that.
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I'm excited to see your kids again.
I haven't seen them in a long time.
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Hey!
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- Hey!
- Hi, guys.
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- Good morning.
- Good morning.
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- How you doing, buddy?
- Good to see ya.
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Emma, I haven't seen you...
When was the last...
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I saw you at SNL one time, I think,
like, maybe three or four...
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- Before the pandemic.
- I met you even before that.
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- You guys were all super little.
- Yeah.
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And at one point,
you brought out a little tiny saxophone?
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- I did?
- Yeah.
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And you started doing a bit, like...
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♪ Playing in a family band ♪
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- Really?
- And then--
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- I didn't know you could play.
- Then I played a little instrument.
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And you two just stared at us like,
"This is not funny, nor is it good."
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- Now here's the dilemma.
- Okay, uh-oh.
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- There's a Greek omelet.
- Yeah.
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And there's an Athenian omelet.
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The--
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- Hello. Take your order?
- Hello.
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- Yes.
- What shall I get you?
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- Okay.
- Do you have sis-- some tzatziki?
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- Yeah, we do.
- Oh!
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- It's a Greek diner.
- For the table. Tzatziki for the table.
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- No--
- No, not for the table.
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- Thank you so much.
- Thank you. Thank you.
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Um... uh... What... So...
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I wanna be clear.
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Harper, you still... Harper's still Dad.
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Harper's still Dad, still Pop.
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- Pop.
- Pop.
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But pronouns, she.
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- She.
- Yeah.
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Harper's still Dad because she said
she was Dad, you know?
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How... how did you give the news?
Did you guys all get together?
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- No.
- No, email.
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- Just like you.
- Oh.
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I was at Popeyes.
I was picking up my biscuit.
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- Right.
- And I go, "Holy shit."
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- Holy shit.
-"I gotta pull over for this."
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I mean, when the divorce happened,
we kind of knew a little bit.
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We got that note about... from Harper
about how we might find women's clothes.
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She was wearing women's clothes.
I was like, "Okay."
245
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And then after that, we got the full,
you know, "I'm using she/her pronouns."
246
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- Yeah.
- So it felt gradual to me.
247
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It didn't feel like a shock.
248
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For the most part,
249
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you guys just took it in stride.
Or was it--
250
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- It was easy to accept immediately.
- Right.
251
00:13:49,057 --> 00:13:50,684
But, um, for me,
252
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I think I had a moment of, like, um...
253
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My dad was
my only sort of masculine representation,
254
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and so I sort of idolized that
in a weird way.
255
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Still my dad, but I think, for me,
256
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the only thing I lost
was that masculine figure,
257
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but you don't really need it.
258
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- Food is here!
- Gorgeous.
259
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- You're gonna love it.
- You called it.
260
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- And tza-tza-tza-tza...
- Yes. Everyone, get your own.
261
00:14:16,084 --> 00:14:18,879
- Yes! Tza... Yeah, tza-tza-tza...
- Tzatziki!
262
00:14:20,297 --> 00:14:23,258
- Aah.
- You guys know what we're doing?
263
00:14:23,758 --> 00:14:24,634
- Yeah.
- Okay.
264
00:14:24,634 --> 00:14:27,637
Are you guys worried about me
on this trip at all?
265
00:14:28,305 --> 00:14:31,516
I think I'm more worried
about your mental health.
266
00:14:31,516 --> 00:14:33,768
I'm more worried
about your physical safety.
267
00:14:33,768 --> 00:14:34,686
- Yeah.
- Like...
268
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But also, the things you love scare me
sometimes. Being in the middle of nowhere.
269
00:14:39,983 --> 00:14:41,067
- Yeah.
- Especially--
270
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I'm actually learning to be
a little more afraid of that stuff.
271
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After this transition, it's scary.
272
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I'll be honest, I wrestle with, like,
"Why am I doing this?"
273
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And, um, at first, I was like,
"I'm not gonna do it."
274
00:14:50,744 --> 00:14:53,163
And then I just started to think about,
275
00:14:53,163 --> 00:14:57,042
like, well, coming out
was really hard for me,
276
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and, um, it may be... stupid,
277
00:15:00,128 --> 00:15:04,633
but I felt like that might be a good way
for me to come out more, basically.
278
00:15:04,633 --> 00:15:05,675
- Yeah.
- Like...
279
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Does it help to know I take jujitsu?
280
00:15:09,930 --> 00:15:11,056
- Yeah.
- Twice a month.
281
00:15:11,056 --> 00:15:13,850
Could you demonstrate something
or send a video?
282
00:15:13,850 --> 00:15:15,644
'Cause I... I... I don't see it,
283
00:15:15,644 --> 00:15:18,104
but I could... I guess I could see it, but...
284
00:15:18,104 --> 00:15:21,399
I usually don't like to do my practice
on a full stomach.
285
00:15:21,399 --> 00:15:22,442
- Okay.
- Yeah.
286
00:15:22,442 --> 00:15:23,944
All right. Well...
287
00:15:23,944 --> 00:15:25,695
Yeah. Uh...
288
00:15:26,529 --> 00:15:28,406
Yeah, we gotta get going, but I really--
289
00:15:28,406 --> 00:15:30,367
I could talk to you guys
on the phone tomorrow.
290
00:15:30,367 --> 00:15:31,952
- Yeah, sure.
- All right, yeah.
291
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- I love you.
- I love you. Bye.
292
00:15:34,496 --> 00:15:35,664
- I love you too.
- Hey.
293
00:15:36,164 --> 00:15:38,124
- I love you.
- I love you so much.
294
00:15:43,254 --> 00:15:46,633
- By the way, for the record...
- Yeah, for the record.
295
00:15:46,633 --> 00:15:49,010
I'm very excited
to be on this trip with you.
296
00:15:49,511 --> 00:15:50,971
- Oh good. Yeah.
- Yeah.
297
00:15:53,515 --> 00:15:55,058
- Let me ask you this.
- Yeah.
298
00:15:55,058 --> 00:15:57,143
Saturday Night Live.
299
00:15:57,143 --> 00:15:58,353
- Oh yeah.
- Right?
300
00:15:58,353 --> 00:16:00,480
Back to where it all started,
where we first met.
301
00:16:01,231 --> 00:16:03,274
- Have you been back in the buil--
- No.
302
00:16:03,274 --> 00:16:04,317
Wow!
303
00:16:04,317 --> 00:16:08,488
By the way, when we see Lorne,
let's both hug him, like, way too long.
304
00:16:09,531 --> 00:16:10,824
You can do that.
305
00:16:10,824 --> 00:16:13,451
- You can do it too.
- Okay, all right.
306
00:16:13,451 --> 00:16:15,662
Oh!
307
00:16:15,662 --> 00:16:18,999
- Oh, NBC Studios. Here we are.
- Oh, look at this.
308
00:16:18,999 --> 00:16:20,625
Oh my goodness.
309
00:16:23,378 --> 00:16:25,463
Enter if you dare.
310
00:16:25,463 --> 00:16:28,717
♪ Boogum now, baby
You're casting your spell on me... ♪
311
00:16:30,593 --> 00:16:31,720
Bing!
312
00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:34,556
- Look at that fresh face.
- Look at that handsome young--
313
00:16:34,556 --> 00:16:35,765
Yeah, what happened?
314
00:16:35,765 --> 00:16:38,560
- One of the great Harper Steele creations.
- Mm.
315
00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:41,354
- "Oops, I Crapped My Pants."
- Oh shit.
316
00:16:43,773 --> 00:16:46,109
We're gonna do this.
We'll do this.
317
00:16:46,109 --> 00:16:47,110
Yeah.
318
00:16:47,777 --> 00:16:50,405
- Okay, we're gonna do a group hug.
- Okay, sure.
319
00:16:50,405 --> 00:16:53,700
♪ ...that I am crazy 'bout you? ♪
320
00:16:55,785 --> 00:16:58,580
♪ Now go on now with your bad self... ♪
321
00:16:59,622 --> 00:17:02,751
My office was right down there
when I had the windows.
322
00:17:02,751 --> 00:17:05,295
And all the girls, Maya and Amy,
323
00:17:05,295 --> 00:17:06,212
were in here.
324
00:17:08,173 --> 00:17:10,633
♪ Now mercy, mercy on me, all right... ♪
325
00:17:10,633 --> 00:17:12,594
Yeah, this was a terrifying room.
326
00:17:12,594 --> 00:17:16,765
Although I guess if you were in here
between dress and air as a writer,
327
00:17:16,765 --> 00:17:20,226
this was... actually meant
that your sketch got on, so...
328
00:17:21,478 --> 00:17:23,480
- Right.
- So that was a good thing.
329
00:17:24,981 --> 00:17:26,066
{\an8}I'm Will Ferrell,
330
00:17:26,066 --> 00:17:31,071
{\an8}and, uh, this will be, uh, the voice
of the Chicago Cubs, Mr. Harry Caray.
331
00:17:31,613 --> 00:17:34,616
{\an8} That first week,
we went downstairs to lunch.
332
00:17:35,658 --> 00:17:38,495
And there was
just something about the two of us
333
00:17:38,495 --> 00:17:41,164
where we were
kind of on the same wavelength
334
00:17:41,164 --> 00:17:42,707
in a lot of different ways--
335
00:17:42,707 --> 00:17:45,877
I do remember
I was trying to get to know everyone.
336
00:17:45,877 --> 00:17:48,713
And there was a group of people
looking at me or like,
337
00:17:48,713 --> 00:17:51,841
"We don't get what this guy does.
He doesn't seem that funny."
338
00:17:51,841 --> 00:17:54,385
They all thought
Will Ferrell was a dud.
339
00:17:54,886 --> 00:17:56,679
But, you know, I just...
340
00:17:56,679 --> 00:17:58,723
I knew that Will was not the dud.
341
00:17:59,224 --> 00:18:01,684
You were just an ambassador for me
342
00:18:01,684 --> 00:18:05,063
to be like, "No, don't write him off.
He's actually really funny."
343
00:18:06,272 --> 00:18:07,649
Last read-through.
344
00:18:07,649 --> 00:18:09,901
Lots of food, lots of scripts.
345
00:18:09,901 --> 00:18:11,444
We've been around each other
346
00:18:11,444 --> 00:18:13,947
in a lot of circumstances
that are very strange.
347
00:18:13,947 --> 00:18:16,407
My whole writing career,
my whole creative life,
348
00:18:16,908 --> 00:18:21,037
I performed as a character named Andrew.
That's the way I think about it, at least.
349
00:18:22,163 --> 00:18:26,626
And so coming out to my friends
was especially hard.
350
00:18:27,877 --> 00:18:31,673
And I really can't tell
if they think I'm Harper.
351
00:18:31,673 --> 00:18:34,968
I think they might think
that I'm still Andrew,
352
00:18:34,968 --> 00:18:36,344
and now I wear dresses.
353
00:18:38,221 --> 00:18:40,557
- Tina! Oh my goodness. Thank you.
- Yay!
354
00:18:40,557 --> 00:18:42,016
- Nice to see you!
- Oh my God.
355
00:18:42,016 --> 00:18:43,726
- Hey.
- Hey!
356
00:18:48,648 --> 00:18:51,401
Uh, thank you,
everyone, for coming.
357
00:18:51,401 --> 00:18:53,695
This is very heartening for me. I...
358
00:18:53,695 --> 00:18:57,073
When I came out,
all of you responded. Everyone--
359
00:18:57,073 --> 00:18:59,284
Tim was a little negative. But--
360
00:18:59,284 --> 00:19:01,286
I thought she was joking at first.
361
00:19:01,286 --> 00:19:05,081
- I fucking... I love him.
-"She's joking. This is not fucking real."
362
00:19:05,081 --> 00:19:08,960
I'm gonna send
the most racist, sexist jokes back to her
363
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,211
and see what she says.
364
00:19:11,379 --> 00:19:12,714
- Hey, cheers.
- Yes.
365
00:19:12,714 --> 00:19:14,632
- Here's to Harper!
- Thank you!
366
00:19:14,632 --> 00:19:15,800
Thank... thank you.
367
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:19,679
So you... you're driving.
You're driving for how long, where?
368
00:19:19,679 --> 00:19:22,098
Okay, we're gonna drive down to D.C.,
369
00:19:22,098 --> 00:19:24,893
and then
we're gonna cut down to Indianapolis.
370
00:19:24,893 --> 00:19:27,729
- We're gonna go see a Pacers game.
- Wow.
371
00:19:27,729 --> 00:19:30,231
Then we're gonna go to Iowa City,
372
00:19:30,231 --> 00:19:31,816
where I was raised.
373
00:19:31,816 --> 00:19:33,151
Do you have family there?
374
00:19:33,151 --> 00:19:35,486
My sister.
We're gonna walk through the old house.
375
00:19:35,486 --> 00:19:36,738
And then...
376
00:19:36,738 --> 00:19:37,780
Oklahoma, maybe?
377
00:19:37,780 --> 00:19:40,158
We're going to
the stock car race in Oklahoma.
378
00:19:40,158 --> 00:19:43,620
What are you most
looking forward to on this trip?
379
00:19:43,620 --> 00:19:44,787
Here's the thing.
380
00:19:44,787 --> 00:19:47,040
- Will proposed the idea...
- Yeah.
381
00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:50,335
...knowing that my transition might change
382
00:19:50,335 --> 00:19:52,837
the way I navigate the country,
which is true.
383
00:19:52,837 --> 00:19:54,923
- That is true.
- Absolutely true.
384
00:19:54,923 --> 00:19:57,008
- I fear it. I do fear it.
- Sure.
385
00:19:57,008 --> 00:20:00,386
Um, Will knows that I like shitty bars,
I like truck stops.
386
00:20:00,386 --> 00:20:03,056
- I like the lowest, worst places.
- Mm-hmm.
387
00:20:03,056 --> 00:20:04,224
Yes!
388
00:20:04,766 --> 00:20:07,852
I walked down an alley
a couple... a couple weeks ago,
389
00:20:07,852 --> 00:20:10,438
and I was like, "Nope, I don't like this."
390
00:20:10,438 --> 00:20:12,482
- Don't do that...
- Not safe for you anymore.
391
00:20:12,482 --> 00:20:15,443
- Yeah.
- When is it safe to walk down an alley?
392
00:20:16,903 --> 00:20:21,241
No one's ever asked a you
for the list of your places.
393
00:20:21,241 --> 00:20:23,618
If anyone goes somewhere
where you've been,
394
00:20:23,618 --> 00:20:25,411
no one said, "Ooh, I'd love your list."
395
00:20:25,411 --> 00:20:29,332
"What corners have
the best dumpsters of found furniture?"
396
00:20:29,332 --> 00:20:31,251
And I have that list.
397
00:20:31,251 --> 00:20:32,794
Will will be in the car.
398
00:20:32,794 --> 00:20:35,505
I'm a narcoleptic,
and I'm not a good driver.
399
00:20:38,716 --> 00:20:40,426
♪ Say look-a-here, mister ♪
400
00:20:43,513 --> 00:20:47,392
♪ I need a place to stay tonight... ♪
401
00:20:47,392 --> 00:20:50,812
♪ A hotel room is fine... ♪
402
00:20:51,354 --> 00:20:53,147
- How are you feeling?
- Good.
403
00:20:53,147 --> 00:20:56,401
All right, fine.
Well, there's no turning back now, so...
404
00:20:56,401 --> 00:20:58,945
Oh, okay. Oh jeez.
405
00:20:58,945 --> 00:21:01,030
♪ I'm only passing through, mister ♪
406
00:21:01,030 --> 00:21:03,491
♪ There's a long road ahead ♪
407
00:21:05,118 --> 00:21:07,829
♪ I got a lot to leave behind ♪
408
00:21:09,205 --> 00:21:11,708
♪ That's the gospel truth, mister... ♪
409
00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:15,420
- Okay, so here's a question.
- Okay. Oh, okay.
410
00:21:15,420 --> 00:21:18,298
I'm curious
how you settled on your name.
411
00:21:18,298 --> 00:21:20,341
Yeah. So my dead name's Andrew.
412
00:21:20,341 --> 00:21:21,926
- I was Andrew, you know.
- Yeah.
413
00:21:21,926 --> 00:21:22,844
Um...
414
00:21:24,012 --> 00:21:29,017
And... So my first impulse
was to make it easy on everyone else.
415
00:21:31,144 --> 00:21:32,228
You know? Like, this...
416
00:21:32,228 --> 00:21:36,316
I'm... I'm... I'm like, "Hey, I'm... Hey,
there's nothing weird going on over here."
417
00:21:36,316 --> 00:21:38,359
-"So I'm just changing--"
-"Nothing to see."
418
00:21:38,359 --> 00:21:41,112
"Nothing to see.
I'm just gonna change Andrew to Angie."
419
00:21:41,112 --> 00:21:42,905
-"You guys, that's pretty easy."
- Yeah.
420
00:21:42,905 --> 00:21:47,035
And then I was driving down
to my first electrolysis thing,
421
00:21:47,035 --> 00:21:49,287
and I was saying the name in my head,
422
00:21:49,287 --> 00:21:51,789
and it just sounded like
wet cardboard to me.
423
00:21:51,789 --> 00:21:54,834
- Yeah.
- It sounded like, "Ugh. This is wrong."
424
00:21:54,834 --> 00:21:59,213
So I started trying to,
like, imagine other names.
425
00:21:59,213 --> 00:22:02,884
Like, I mean, I was thinking Chandelier.
426
00:22:04,010 --> 00:22:07,055
And then I go,
"Harper. You love the name Harper."
427
00:22:07,055 --> 00:22:11,976
My mother went to school with Harper Lee,
428
00:22:11,976 --> 00:22:15,355
the person, the woman
who wrote To Kill a Mockingbird.
429
00:22:15,355 --> 00:22:18,941
- Right.
- When I said it, my whole body felt warm.
430
00:22:18,941 --> 00:22:20,526
- Wow.
- And I was like--
431
00:22:20,526 --> 00:22:24,322
- You literally had a visceral reaction.
- I did. I said it out loud.
432
00:22:24,322 --> 00:22:26,616
I was saying them out loud.
I said, "Harper."
433
00:22:26,616 --> 00:22:30,578
And I was like, "Ooh, wow. That...
That's it. That's what it's gonna be."
434
00:22:30,578 --> 00:22:31,829
- Gosh.
- And that was it.
435
00:22:32,789 --> 00:22:35,083
Yeah, if you had to change your name,
what would you do?
436
00:22:35,583 --> 00:22:37,835
I hated my name growing up.
437
00:22:37,835 --> 00:22:39,796
My real name is John William.
438
00:22:41,047 --> 00:22:44,133
- But my folks called me Will.
- Yeah.
439
00:22:44,133 --> 00:22:45,718
And I remember in first grade,
440
00:22:45,718 --> 00:22:50,431
there were six or seven kids
who either had the name Mike or Steve.
441
00:22:50,431 --> 00:22:51,349
Oh, okay.
442
00:22:51,349 --> 00:22:52,934
And I just was like, "Please."
443
00:22:52,934 --> 00:22:55,520
-"Why can't I be a Mike or a Steve?"
-"Or a Steve."
444
00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:59,023
- Those names were cool and tough.
-"Why do I have this weird name?"
445
00:22:59,023 --> 00:23:01,234
- And hard. Yeah. I would--
- Like Steve.
446
00:23:01,234 --> 00:23:02,318
"What's up, Steve?"
447
00:23:02,318 --> 00:23:03,444
- Yeah.
- And Mike.
448
00:23:06,364 --> 00:23:08,741
I'm gonna take this time
to thank you
449
00:23:08,741 --> 00:23:11,828
for letting us visit the nation's capital.
450
00:23:12,453 --> 00:23:14,038
One of my favorite cities.
451
00:23:14,539 --> 00:23:18,042
- I'm not a big D.C. person.
- Oh, you don't love American history?
452
00:23:18,042 --> 00:23:20,586
Oh shit. Come on.
453
00:23:20,586 --> 00:23:24,132
- I just think D.C. is a little boring.
- We're gonna change that.
454
00:23:25,216 --> 00:23:27,677
I wanna show you
something that's very special.
455
00:23:27,677 --> 00:23:28,594
Okay.
456
00:23:29,262 --> 00:23:32,056
- It's right here.
- Uh-huh. Parking lot?
457
00:23:32,056 --> 00:23:33,349
The reflecting pool.
458
00:23:33,349 --> 00:23:36,060
- Oh, there's no water in it.
- There's some water.
459
00:23:37,103 --> 00:23:38,187
Right down here.
460
00:23:39,355 --> 00:23:41,107
Magnificent, right?
461
00:23:43,568 --> 00:23:44,652
Ooh, I'm nervous.
462
00:23:44,652 --> 00:23:45,903
Yeah, me too.
463
00:23:45,903 --> 00:23:49,282
The next 15 minutes, we could be
talking with President Joe Biden.
464
00:23:50,366 --> 00:23:52,910
- How do you think we're getting in there?
- 'Cause of this.
465
00:23:53,453 --> 00:23:54,454
- The moneymaker.
- Yeah.
466
00:23:54,454 --> 00:23:57,832
Is the president in there?
We just wanna say hi to the president.
467
00:23:57,832 --> 00:23:59,375
Hey! Joe!
468
00:24:00,001 --> 00:24:01,252
No, no, he's not there.
469
00:24:05,882 --> 00:24:08,384
You know, for years,
I crossed this country in a dress,
470
00:24:08,384 --> 00:24:09,927
but I never let anyone see me.
471
00:24:11,137 --> 00:24:12,930
So if I had to get out and get gas,
472
00:24:12,930 --> 00:24:16,350
there's this furtive,
and embarrassing, and hurried attempt
473
00:24:16,350 --> 00:24:18,186
to throw on
a pair of overalls or something.
474
00:24:18,186 --> 00:24:20,521
- And look like a guy and--
- Yeah.
475
00:24:20,521 --> 00:24:23,483
I used to bring
an emergency set of clothes with me.
476
00:24:23,483 --> 00:24:26,819
The fear of having a cop pull me over
for a speeding ticket...
477
00:24:27,737 --> 00:24:29,071
...and be dressed as a woman was...
478
00:24:29,071 --> 00:24:30,490
- It was horrible.
- Right.
479
00:24:30,490 --> 00:24:31,782
Now...
480
00:24:31,782 --> 00:24:33,993
...going out into the world just as me,
481
00:24:33,993 --> 00:24:38,289
without any chance
of going stealth as Andrew again,
482
00:24:38,915 --> 00:24:43,336
I will see the country that I love
as myself, which I've never done.
483
00:24:51,802 --> 00:24:55,806
If you don't mind, I'm gonna take a second
here to look through some old journals.
484
00:24:55,806 --> 00:24:56,933
Okay.
485
00:24:59,060 --> 00:25:00,728
Whoa, look at your journals.
486
00:25:01,896 --> 00:25:03,773
When did you start journaling?
487
00:25:03,773 --> 00:25:07,985
It wasn't till I felt
my life was kind of falling apart.
488
00:25:07,985 --> 00:25:12,198
And this one, uh,
it's called "Journal Number One."
489
00:25:12,198 --> 00:25:15,576
It's called
"Unmentionables and Other Private Stuff."
490
00:25:17,078 --> 00:25:19,413
Why did you type it
instead of longhand?
491
00:25:19,413 --> 00:25:23,084
I did it
because I wanted to just put it down.
492
00:25:23,084 --> 00:25:25,378
- Bad writing and all. Mistakes.
- Yeah.
493
00:25:25,378 --> 00:25:27,505
- Run-ons.
- All kinds of mistakes, yeah.
494
00:25:27,505 --> 00:25:32,468
- Stream of consciousness, yeah.
- This one's about my therapist.
495
00:25:33,803 --> 00:25:36,222
"My therapist today
batted down my silly notion
496
00:25:36,222 --> 00:25:38,432
that I might be a girl instead of a boy."
497
00:25:38,432 --> 00:25:40,351
- Wow.
-"She's not buying it."
498
00:25:40,351 --> 00:25:42,853
"At one point,
she said I was living in fantasy."
499
00:25:42,853 --> 00:25:43,771
Wow.
500
00:25:43,771 --> 00:25:46,691
"The weird feelings
of sickness and dread I described to her
501
00:25:46,691 --> 00:25:50,111
while I'm dressed in my male clothes
didn't make any sense to her."
502
00:25:50,611 --> 00:25:53,990
"She needed me to describe the feelings
to her, which I couldn't."
503
00:25:53,990 --> 00:25:56,284
"She seemed to think
dressing up like a woman
504
00:25:56,284 --> 00:25:59,203
has a lot of defiance and anger in it."
505
00:25:59,203 --> 00:26:00,746
"She's got a theory."
506
00:26:00,746 --> 00:26:03,499
"I, on the other hand,
am losing faith in theories."
507
00:26:04,542 --> 00:26:08,212
- Let's see. That's seven years ago.
- Wow.
508
00:26:15,386 --> 00:26:18,222
- I'll get snacks. You get chairs.
- All righty.
509
00:26:33,446 --> 00:26:35,072
You got us a lot of stuff.
510
00:26:35,072 --> 00:26:37,950
Well, we're on the road, buddy.
Pringles. You like Pringles?
511
00:26:37,950 --> 00:26:41,120
- I do. I love Pringles.
- I didn't know which Pringles you liked.
512
00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:43,331
You ready for this one? Fuego.
513
00:26:43,331 --> 00:26:44,457
Okay.
514
00:26:45,541 --> 00:26:49,754
- I am not having Fuego Pringles.
- Yeah, you are. Yeah. Yeah, you are.
515
00:26:49,754 --> 00:26:51,589
Oh, Scorchin' BBQ.
516
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:56,177
- Oh, part of the Scorchin' line.
- That's-- Oh yeah. The whole Sco--
517
00:26:56,177 --> 00:26:58,471
We've gotta ration these.
518
00:26:58,471 --> 00:27:00,640
'Cause we may never
run into another Walmart.
519
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:02,933
'Cause in case
we have a... a flat tire,
520
00:27:02,933 --> 00:27:04,018
we gotta ration.
521
00:27:04,018 --> 00:27:05,353
Yeah, exactly.
522
00:27:07,396 --> 00:27:10,483
Uh, I was gonna ask you
'cause I was thinking about it. Um...
523
00:27:11,233 --> 00:27:16,739
Were you a little worried about
how to talk to me when I came out to you?
524
00:27:20,409 --> 00:27:24,038
Sometimes, I think
that... people who aren't trans,
525
00:27:24,038 --> 00:27:27,500
I think they're sometimes afraid
to say the wrong thing around me.
526
00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:29,502
- That's what I'm getting at.
- Yeah.
527
00:27:29,502 --> 00:27:31,796
And I didn't know when I first saw you,
528
00:27:31,796 --> 00:27:35,341
and I was just curious
if there was anything there that--
529
00:27:35,341 --> 00:27:37,468
I probably was...
530
00:27:40,721 --> 00:27:41,681
um...
531
00:27:42,973 --> 00:27:45,601
- Yeah, probably a little nervous.
- Okay.
532
00:27:45,601 --> 00:27:47,728
- In the sense--
- I mean, I was nervous.
533
00:27:48,813 --> 00:27:50,314
- I'm in a dress.
- Yes.
534
00:27:50,314 --> 00:27:51,982
It's like... That was terrifying.
535
00:27:51,982 --> 00:27:57,863
Yeah, I... I... I guess I was...
I was worried about what... If there...
536
00:27:57,863 --> 00:27:59,699
What the new ground rules were.
537
00:27:59,699 --> 00:28:02,410
- Okay, yeah.
- If there were any.
538
00:28:02,410 --> 00:28:06,080
- Yeah.
- Uh, if it was... um...
539
00:28:08,541 --> 00:28:09,375
You know.
540
00:28:11,085 --> 00:28:15,548
Yeah, just how much
had quote/unquote changed,
541
00:28:15,548 --> 00:28:17,842
or was the same or what, you know.
542
00:28:17,842 --> 00:28:20,803
Yeah, that's a difficult one,
the changing and the sameness and--
543
00:28:20,803 --> 00:28:23,055
There are no ground rules with friends,
I'm telling you.
544
00:28:23,055 --> 00:28:24,390
That's what I need you to know.
545
00:28:24,390 --> 00:28:25,808
- But that's what--
- Yeah.
546
00:28:25,808 --> 00:28:29,520
- You immediately put me at ease.
- Yeah.
547
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:33,524
Yeah, I don't... Well, 'cause I...
'cause I know there's no ill intention.
548
00:28:33,524 --> 00:28:37,027
So whatever you say,
I could not possibly be angry.
549
00:28:37,653 --> 00:28:39,196
- Yeah.
- Um...
550
00:28:40,698 --> 00:28:43,075
What else did I get here, buddy?
I got more Pringles.
551
00:28:43,075 --> 00:28:44,660
Philly Cheesesteak.
552
00:28:45,745 --> 00:28:49,165
- Man! You're the man!
- What about the woman?
553
00:28:49,165 --> 00:28:50,499
What about the woman?
554
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,836
- You're still the woman.
- Yes! Still the woman! Yeah!
555
00:28:53,836 --> 00:28:55,379
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
556
00:28:59,508 --> 00:29:01,469
Oh, there she goes. Gah!
557
00:29:01,469 --> 00:29:04,972
- She's back in business.
- Back in business, oh yeah.
558
00:29:07,433 --> 00:29:08,434
Is there some reason
559
00:29:08,434 --> 00:29:11,020
why we're not stopping
at greasy diners every morning?
560
00:29:11,020 --> 00:29:14,607
- I don't know.
- It's my favorite kind of restaurant.
561
00:29:15,483 --> 00:29:18,444
The mecca. We are in the mecca.
562
00:29:19,862 --> 00:29:20,696
Hey there.
563
00:29:21,197 --> 00:29:24,116
- Hi, how are you? Thank you.
- Sit wherever you like.
564
00:29:24,825 --> 00:29:26,243
Kimberly, you like it all?
565
00:29:26,243 --> 00:29:29,163
- Our best one is, we got the All-Star.
- Yeah.
566
00:29:29,163 --> 00:29:32,124
- Done deal. That's what I'm getting.
- Two eggs, wheat, white, raisin toast.
567
00:29:32,124 --> 00:29:35,628
Bacon, ham, or sausage.
You get a waffle or a biscuit and gravy.
568
00:29:35,628 --> 00:29:36,962
- Two of those.
- Absolutely.
569
00:29:36,962 --> 00:29:38,714
- Wait.
- No, no, no, no, I'm just kidding.
570
00:29:39,548 --> 00:29:40,883
And how about you, sir?
571
00:29:41,884 --> 00:29:42,760
- Ma'am.
- Ma'am.
572
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:45,095
- Ma'am. I am so sorry.
- That's okay.
573
00:29:45,095 --> 00:29:48,974
Ah, but that's quite all right.
I'm gonna get the, um, All-Star Special.
574
00:29:48,974 --> 00:29:51,769
All right. Thank you very much.
And I'll take your menus.
575
00:29:51,769 --> 00:29:52,978
- You're welcome.
- Great.
576
00:29:52,978 --> 00:29:53,896
Yeah.
577
00:29:55,147 --> 00:29:56,273
I have an order.
578
00:29:56,273 --> 00:30:00,319
I don't like being misgendered that much,
but what can I do, pal?
579
00:30:01,445 --> 00:30:04,281
- It's, uh...
- You know what?
580
00:30:04,281 --> 00:30:05,616
It's gonna ha-- I mean--
581
00:30:05,616 --> 00:30:08,077
It is gonna happen.
You know what you should do?
582
00:30:08,077 --> 00:30:11,413
You should go, "What do you want,
little lady who's a woman?"
583
00:30:11,413 --> 00:30:14,625
- Huh. "And for the little lady."
- "Now for the little lady--"
584
00:30:14,625 --> 00:30:16,377
- You don't have to.
- The little lady.
585
00:30:16,377 --> 00:30:19,004
- Who has wheat?
- Uh, I got the white.
586
00:30:19,004 --> 00:30:21,006
- I got the wheat.
- Wheat? There you go.
587
00:30:22,007 --> 00:30:25,261
You excited for the game tonight,
by the way?
588
00:30:25,761 --> 00:30:28,013
I'm excited. But I'll be honest.
589
00:30:28,013 --> 00:30:31,809
Walking through all those bros
in a bro-ey environment
590
00:30:31,809 --> 00:30:34,395
has been my hardest part of my--
591
00:30:34,395 --> 00:30:37,189
- Right.
- My, um, transition.
592
00:30:37,189 --> 00:30:39,567
I was that person.
I went to basketball games.
593
00:30:39,567 --> 00:30:41,485
- I know... I know the culture.
- Right.
594
00:30:41,485 --> 00:30:43,237
And I'm gonna go back in that culture,
595
00:30:43,237 --> 00:30:46,866
and there's a lot of that still in me
that does not like what's happening.
596
00:30:46,866 --> 00:30:50,286
- Yeah.
- And I'm not totally comfortable with it.
597
00:30:51,829 --> 00:30:53,581
- Here we go.
- Here we go.
598
00:30:53,581 --> 00:30:56,625
When I walk
into that basketball stadium...
599
00:30:56,625 --> 00:30:59,003
- You look fantastic.
- Oh, thank you.
600
00:30:59,003 --> 00:31:01,213
- I love the jacket.
- I worked on it.
601
00:31:01,213 --> 00:31:04,758
...I am a woman,
and that's how I need to be seen.
602
00:31:04,758 --> 00:31:08,554
But I'm not sure...
It's just they may not see me that way.
603
00:31:09,054 --> 00:31:10,472
This is an odd thing to say.
604
00:31:10,472 --> 00:31:12,641
- I may not see myself that way.
- Mm-hmm.
605
00:31:12,641 --> 00:31:14,310
But you sort of running point
606
00:31:14,310 --> 00:31:17,438
makes this a fuck of a lot easier
than if I was just alone,
607
00:31:17,438 --> 00:31:20,107
and I gotta keep that in mind
throughout this trip.
608
00:31:20,107 --> 00:31:23,485
'Cause, obviously,
I'm getting a little free pass here,
609
00:31:23,485 --> 00:31:25,905
but I'm not saying
it's not gonna be difficult.
610
00:31:33,996 --> 00:31:38,167
I gotta tell you,
we've been to a lot of Laker games.
611
00:31:38,167 --> 00:31:39,084
Yeah.
612
00:31:39,084 --> 00:31:43,005
I've never seen Jack Nicholson,
I've never seen Leonardo DiCaprio,
613
00:31:43,005 --> 00:31:45,925
I've never seen Vince Vaughn
at a basketball game
614
00:31:45,925 --> 00:31:47,760
sitting next to their trans friend.
615
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:50,804
- Right.
- I've just never seen it myself.
616
00:31:56,685 --> 00:31:57,561
Yo!
617
00:31:58,604 --> 00:32:02,274
It's so complicated
because I used sports all the time
618
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:07,655
to let people know that I was not a woman.
619
00:32:08,656 --> 00:32:13,619
I mean, not that women can't like sports,
but I was trying to... you know...
620
00:32:14,286 --> 00:32:17,164
- Yeah, try-- You were always-- Yeah.
- I was trying to be that guy.
621
00:32:17,164 --> 00:32:19,166
By doing that all the time,
622
00:32:19,166 --> 00:32:21,585
I did learn a lot about sports,
623
00:32:21,585 --> 00:32:24,046
and I do kind of like it.
624
00:32:27,007 --> 00:32:28,717
Oh!
625
00:32:28,717 --> 00:32:30,219
- Yeah!
- Yes!
626
00:32:31,136 --> 00:32:32,304
Wow.
627
00:32:32,304 --> 00:32:35,265
All right, Pacer fans,
I need you to cheer.
628
00:32:35,265 --> 00:32:37,142
I got a special guest.
629
00:32:37,643 --> 00:32:40,145
Let me hear you, Pacer fans!
630
00:32:41,897 --> 00:32:43,691
What do we think of the Sixers?
631
00:32:45,234 --> 00:32:47,194
What do we think of the Pacers?
632
00:32:48,362 --> 00:32:50,531
Sixers!
633
00:32:50,531 --> 00:32:54,159
Pacers!
634
00:32:54,159 --> 00:32:57,621
I wanna thank you, Indianapolis.
I'm here with my friend Harper Steele.
635
00:32:57,621 --> 00:32:59,707
- She just transitioned.
- Wait, we're off. We're off.
636
00:32:59,707 --> 00:33:01,792
We're off.
637
00:33:01,792 --> 00:33:04,253
Indy, you've showed us nothing but love.
638
00:33:04,253 --> 00:33:06,505
- We're off.
- Thank you!
639
00:33:06,505 --> 00:33:07,798
Woo-hoo!
640
00:33:08,966 --> 00:33:11,343
Great to see Will Ferrell here.
641
00:33:11,885 --> 00:33:13,220
Uh, there's the governor.
642
00:33:13,220 --> 00:33:16,056
Just over there,
kinda trying to get him off the court
643
00:33:16,056 --> 00:33:17,683
so we can start the game.
644
00:33:18,726 --> 00:33:22,229
So you're working your way across
the country? How do you end up here?
645
00:33:22,229 --> 00:33:24,898
Harper and I
have known each other for 30 years,
646
00:33:24,898 --> 00:33:28,152
and we're, uh,
we're going across the country.
647
00:33:28,819 --> 00:33:32,197
- To basketball field houses or anything?
- No, this was just--
648
00:33:32,781 --> 00:33:35,826
This is our first
professional sporting event
649
00:33:35,826 --> 00:33:37,453
since Harper's transition.
650
00:33:37,453 --> 00:33:41,248
So the Pacers were nice enough
to allow us access.
651
00:33:41,248 --> 00:33:44,293
Pacers have the ball
to start the quarter up one.
652
00:33:47,171 --> 00:33:49,923
Oh man, it's started.
653
00:33:50,424 --> 00:33:52,843
Wait, was that the governor of this state?
654
00:33:52,843 --> 00:33:53,761
Mm-hmm.
655
00:33:57,139 --> 00:33:58,307
What's his name?
656
00:34:01,685 --> 00:34:02,603
Eric Holcomb.
657
00:34:03,562 --> 00:34:04,897
- Holcomb?
- Yep.
658
00:34:04,897 --> 00:34:06,106
Where do you see that?
659
00:34:07,775 --> 00:34:10,444
We start
with breaking news out of Indianapolis
660
00:34:10,444 --> 00:34:13,363
as Indiana Governor Eric Holcomb
signs a bill
661
00:34:13,363 --> 00:34:16,408
banning all gender-affirming care
for minors...
662
00:34:16,408 --> 00:34:19,828
A number of bills relating
to health care, access to bathrooms...
663
00:34:19,828 --> 00:34:23,832
More than 70 LGBTQ bills
have been filed in the Texas legislature.
664
00:34:23,832 --> 00:34:25,793
...makes Kansas the 20th state...
665
00:34:25,793 --> 00:34:28,545
North Dakota's governor
signed a bill into law...
666
00:34:28,545 --> 00:34:31,715
...provide a legal definition
of sex across the Tennessee code.
667
00:34:31,715 --> 00:34:34,551
...law would
"preserve biological sex as a distinct..."
668
00:34:34,551 --> 00:34:39,765
Transgenderism must be
eradicated from public life entirely.
669
00:34:46,772 --> 00:34:49,441
- Here's where I dropped the ball.
- Oh, okay.
670
00:34:49,441 --> 00:34:54,404
I obviously didn't anticipate
meeting the governor of Indiana.
671
00:34:54,404 --> 00:34:55,489
Oh, yeah.
672
00:34:55,489 --> 00:34:58,450
- And I... He asked what we were doing.
- Right.
673
00:34:58,450 --> 00:35:01,411
And we told him,
and he seemed... he seemed to---
674
00:35:01,411 --> 00:35:03,163
- Okay with that.
- Be, "Oh, great."
675
00:35:03,163 --> 00:35:06,542
And I... I wish I had
the wherewithal to go, like,
676
00:35:06,542 --> 00:35:09,253
"What's your stance on trans people?"
677
00:35:09,253 --> 00:35:10,212
Or "What's..."
678
00:35:10,212 --> 00:35:12,464
I actually didn't know
he was the governor,
679
00:35:12,464 --> 00:35:15,551
and then, later in the conversation,
someone said something--
680
00:35:15,551 --> 00:35:18,387
And I did. I heard, like,
"I want you to meet the governor."
681
00:35:18,387 --> 00:35:20,180
- Oh!
- And I'm like, "Oh."
682
00:35:20,180 --> 00:35:22,015
This must happen to you a lot.
683
00:35:22,599 --> 00:35:24,643
The photo you don't wanna be in.
684
00:35:24,643 --> 00:35:25,686
Yeah.
685
00:35:25,686 --> 00:35:27,938
- I don't get that very often.
- Right.
686
00:35:27,938 --> 00:35:32,025
And someone comes in, and there's
someone down there on the floor snapping.
687
00:35:32,025 --> 00:35:33,819
"This person's with Will Ferrell."
688
00:35:33,819 --> 00:35:36,530
But then I'm in this photo
with this governor,
689
00:35:36,530 --> 00:35:38,490
and I don't know his politics.
690
00:35:38,490 --> 00:35:40,367
- Right.
- And, uh, I mean...
691
00:35:40,367 --> 00:35:42,661
- That was the thing. That was...
- No--
692
00:35:42,661 --> 00:35:44,121
That was my negative take--
693
00:35:44,121 --> 00:35:46,582
That was the one place
where I was like, "I should've..."
694
00:35:46,582 --> 00:35:49,585
Just to see what he happened to say.
695
00:35:50,335 --> 00:35:51,170
Yeah.
696
00:35:51,795 --> 00:35:53,964
So walking into that arena...
697
00:35:53,964 --> 00:35:54,882
Yeah.
698
00:35:55,382 --> 00:35:57,176
- 20,000 people, right?
- Yeah.
699
00:35:57,176 --> 00:35:58,594
How did that feel?
700
00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:03,390
I know that all of this
is going to make it easier for me
701
00:36:03,390 --> 00:36:05,559
to walk into these kind of places later.
702
00:36:06,143 --> 00:36:07,477
I did it. It's done.
703
00:36:07,477 --> 00:36:11,356
I'm sort of looking for some of that
a little bit more on this trip.
704
00:36:11,356 --> 00:36:16,236
Like, I'm gonna have to peel off
a few times and just--
705
00:36:16,236 --> 00:36:18,572
- Sure.
- So I can feel what it feels like.
706
00:36:18,572 --> 00:36:19,656
By yourself, right?
707
00:36:19,656 --> 00:36:21,366
- Yeah, of course.
- Yeah.
708
00:36:28,081 --> 00:36:29,416
It's fascinating to me.
709
00:36:29,416 --> 00:36:32,586
There's so many trans people out here
all around the country,
710
00:36:32,586 --> 00:36:34,838
living their lives in these places.
711
00:36:34,838 --> 00:36:35,756
Yeah.
712
00:36:36,423 --> 00:36:37,758
To me,
713
00:36:37,758 --> 00:36:41,720
connecting with more people like that
would be something I would like to do.
714
00:36:43,096 --> 00:36:44,514
Oh, we're heading to Peoria.
715
00:36:44,514 --> 00:36:47,726
There's, uh, a woman there
we're gonna meet named Dana Garber,
716
00:36:47,726 --> 00:36:50,229
who, um, transitioned later in life,
717
00:36:50,729 --> 00:36:56,485
and she has been deeply involved
in the trans community in Peoria,
718
00:36:56,485 --> 00:36:57,903
which is fascinating to me
719
00:36:57,903 --> 00:36:59,529
because I did not know...
720
00:36:59,529 --> 00:37:00,447
Of course.
721
00:37:00,447 --> 00:37:01,990
...any trans people growing up.
722
00:37:01,990 --> 00:37:02,908
Yeah.
723
00:37:08,747 --> 00:37:11,166
Thanks for having us
in your city, in Peoria.
724
00:37:11,166 --> 00:37:12,334
Yeah.
725
00:37:12,334 --> 00:37:13,961
Are you from here originally?
726
00:37:13,961 --> 00:37:16,338
- Yeah, this is Pekin right here.
- Okay.
727
00:37:16,338 --> 00:37:18,131
And I've been here my whole life.
728
00:37:18,131 --> 00:37:19,049
- Oh wow.
- Yep.
729
00:37:19,883 --> 00:37:22,052
Did you transition like me?
730
00:37:22,052 --> 00:37:23,428
Ki-- I'm 61. So...
731
00:37:23,428 --> 00:37:25,389
- And I'm 65.
- Okay.
732
00:37:25,389 --> 00:37:29,226
I started... I came out to my family
when I was 55.
733
00:37:29,226 --> 00:37:30,894
Okay. Wow. Okay, so it's--
734
00:37:30,894 --> 00:37:32,896
- So very similar to Harper.
- Yeah.
735
00:37:32,896 --> 00:37:37,484
I know from my own experience,
but I'm gonna guess that was really tough.
736
00:37:38,110 --> 00:37:39,778
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
737
00:37:40,279 --> 00:37:43,949
Yes. So I knew a long time ago
that, you know,
738
00:37:44,700 --> 00:37:46,868
that I should have been a girl.
739
00:37:46,868 --> 00:37:48,870
On my first day of kindergarten,
740
00:37:50,122 --> 00:37:52,124
I walked in and I sat down with the girls.
741
00:37:52,124 --> 00:37:55,294
So the teacher's talking about
class rules, you know.
742
00:37:55,294 --> 00:37:57,629
- Yeah.
- So she took us to potty.
743
00:37:57,629 --> 00:37:59,089
And I got in the girls' line.
744
00:37:59,089 --> 00:38:01,591
She grabbed me by the hand
and said, "No, baby."
745
00:38:01,591 --> 00:38:04,177
"You gotta go in the boys' line.
You're a boy."
746
00:38:05,095 --> 00:38:07,306
And everybody started making fun of me.
747
00:38:07,306 --> 00:38:09,308
So I got, like, a panic attack,
748
00:38:09,308 --> 00:38:12,269
and I went in the bathroom,
threw up and everything.
749
00:38:12,269 --> 00:38:15,105
And the teacher came in there,
like, "Are you sick?"
750
00:38:15,105 --> 00:38:17,566
And she called my mom,
and my mom came and got me.
751
00:38:17,566 --> 00:38:21,361
And I... I told her what had happened.
And she said, "Honey, you're a boy."
752
00:38:21,361 --> 00:38:25,157
"You can't go in there with the girls.
You got different body parts and stuff."
753
00:38:25,157 --> 00:38:27,367
- And I didn't know that, you know?
- Right.
754
00:38:27,367 --> 00:38:29,119
It wasn't about body parts.
755
00:38:29,786 --> 00:38:32,080
You know,
it was about who I am in here, so...
756
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:35,042
You know, it's like,
what was wrong with me, you know?
757
00:38:35,042 --> 00:38:39,212
I used to pray to Jesus
every night when I was in grade school,
758
00:38:39,212 --> 00:38:42,841
you know, fix me or kill me,
one or the other, you know?
759
00:38:42,841 --> 00:38:44,343
- It was horrible.
- Yeah.
760
00:38:44,343 --> 00:38:47,262
It was like,
"Why am I like this?" You know?
761
00:38:49,723 --> 00:38:54,770
Got in a really bad place mentally,
and I got pretty suicidal for a while.
762
00:38:54,770 --> 00:38:57,022
- Yeah.
- And I thought the only way...
763
00:38:57,522 --> 00:38:59,900
I thought,
"I don't really wanna die," you know,
764
00:38:59,900 --> 00:39:03,445
"but I don't
wanna go on like this either."
765
00:39:03,445 --> 00:39:05,864
So that's when I started counseling,
766
00:39:05,864 --> 00:39:09,159
and my counselor was really awesome.
767
00:39:09,159 --> 00:39:13,497
She's more like, "If you wanna do this,
then try it," you know?
768
00:39:14,164 --> 00:39:18,710
Because I wasn't living
my auth... authenticity, you know? So...
769
00:39:18,710 --> 00:39:19,628
Yeah.
770
00:39:19,628 --> 00:39:24,007
Um... Now, my experience was that I had a...
kind of not a good therapist.
771
00:39:24,007 --> 00:39:26,051
- You know how that works sometimes.
- Yeah.
772
00:39:26,051 --> 00:39:28,178
And, uh, much later,
773
00:39:28,178 --> 00:39:31,014
I got a... a better-- A gender therapist,
774
00:39:31,014 --> 00:39:32,557
and we kept talking.
775
00:39:32,557 --> 00:39:35,310
And it was still a year,
but once I got to...
776
00:39:35,310 --> 00:39:37,813
my est... my first estrogen pill...
777
00:39:37,813 --> 00:39:39,022
This is silly to me.
778
00:39:39,022 --> 00:39:40,565
I'm sure any person...
779
00:39:40,565 --> 00:39:42,859
But that first estrogen pill
is like, "Ta-da!"
780
00:39:42,859 --> 00:39:45,237
"Magic! Ah, this is
the most amazing feeling."
781
00:39:45,237 --> 00:39:47,447
- You're not feeling anything for months.
- Wow.
782
00:39:47,447 --> 00:39:50,450
But I just like...
mentally, I was just like... like,
783
00:39:50,450 --> 00:39:53,286
"Why did I wait so long?
I love this." You know?
784
00:39:53,286 --> 00:39:54,788
- Me too.
- Yeah.
785
00:39:57,374 --> 00:40:02,462
Have you faced hate
in this community at times, or--
786
00:40:02,462 --> 00:40:04,548
I think I've had a few incidents.
787
00:40:04,548 --> 00:40:07,342
My voice gets me misgendered a lot,
and I just--
788
00:40:07,342 --> 00:40:09,928
- I hate-- I hate the voice.
- You hate your voice.
789
00:40:09,928 --> 00:40:12,931
- I really do like passing.
- Yeah.
790
00:40:12,931 --> 00:40:17,102
And I would love to pass.
I just... The voice was killing me.
791
00:40:17,102 --> 00:40:22,190
I don't really want
this low, male voice, you know?
792
00:40:22,190 --> 00:40:24,734
I... I did that, too, for a while, you know.
793
00:40:24,734 --> 00:40:27,529
- I went to this vocal therapy course.
- Yeah.
794
00:40:27,529 --> 00:40:29,948
Sat down one night,
and I'm really thinking,
795
00:40:30,615 --> 00:40:33,660
was I doing this for me
or for society, you know?
796
00:40:33,660 --> 00:40:34,995
Wow, right, right.
797
00:40:34,995 --> 00:40:38,165
And I... No, I'm doing it
for everybody else but me.
798
00:40:38,165 --> 00:40:39,791
This is my voice, you know?
799
00:40:40,625 --> 00:40:45,130
A lot of transitioning
is learning to accept yourself, I think.
800
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:52,429
Hey, I just wanna point out
801
00:40:52,429 --> 00:40:56,141
that this is... basically
the first time I've ever done this.
802
00:40:56,141 --> 00:40:58,894
- I can't sing.
- That doesn't matter!
803
00:41:01,897 --> 00:41:03,982
- I don't think it matters.
- Okay.
804
00:41:03,982 --> 00:41:06,401
- How about Sonny and Cher? How about--
- Whoo!
805
00:41:06,401 --> 00:41:09,154
You... you wanna take this?
806
00:41:09,154 --> 00:41:11,239
- I got this.
- You got the first line.
807
00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:14,534
♪ They say we're young
And we don't know ♪
808
00:41:14,534 --> 00:41:15,535
Whoo!
809
00:41:15,535 --> 00:41:19,080
- ♪ We won't find out until we grow ♪
- ♪ Grow ♪
810
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:21,124
Yeah! Whoo-whoo-whoo!
811
00:41:21,124 --> 00:41:24,794
- ♪ I don't know... all true ♪
- ♪ Well, I don't know if it's all true ♪
812
00:41:24,794 --> 00:41:25,962
♪ 'Cause I got you ♪
813
00:41:25,962 --> 00:41:28,381
- ♪ And, baby, I got you ♪
- ♪ I got you ♪
814
00:41:28,381 --> 00:41:29,633
Whoo!
815
00:41:30,634 --> 00:41:31,510
♪ Babe ♪
816
00:41:33,470 --> 00:41:35,013
♪ I got you, babe ♪
817
00:41:35,013 --> 00:41:36,723
- Yeah!
- Whoo!
818
00:41:36,723 --> 00:41:38,266
♪ I got you, babe ♪
819
00:41:39,809 --> 00:41:43,188
♪ They say our love
Won't pay the rent ♪
820
00:41:43,772 --> 00:41:47,734
♪ Before it's earned
Our money's all been spent... ♪
821
00:41:47,734 --> 00:41:50,654
- That singing last night.
- On the mic, you were good.
822
00:41:50,654 --> 00:41:52,906
Oh, no, I can take hold of a mic.
823
00:41:52,906 --> 00:41:56,743
- But I've never seen you that way before.
- It was amazing for me.
824
00:41:57,869 --> 00:42:00,288
Do you think we need... This could be fun.
825
00:42:00,288 --> 00:42:01,331
Yeah, okay.
826
00:42:03,416 --> 00:42:05,877
...like, a theme song for this road trip?
827
00:42:05,877 --> 00:42:06,836
Oh!
828
00:42:07,337 --> 00:42:10,048
- We could call someone.
- Who are you thinking?
829
00:42:10,966 --> 00:42:12,425
Fred Armisen comes to mind, right?
830
00:42:12,425 --> 00:42:13,468
- Fred.
- Fred.
831
00:42:19,724 --> 00:42:22,602
Let me think who else that we know
that writes good songs.
832
00:42:22,602 --> 00:42:25,355
- Uh, uh, Forte?
- Oh yeah, Will Forte.
833
00:42:25,355 --> 00:42:30,652
♪ Have you ever had a Mexican location
Sitting right on your face? ♪
834
00:42:31,361 --> 00:42:33,613
- Incredibly musical. Very--
- Of course, yeah.
835
00:42:33,613 --> 00:42:35,365
- Molly.
- Molly Shannon.
836
00:42:35,365 --> 00:42:38,243
♪ Isn't it romantic? Well! ♪
837
00:42:38,243 --> 00:42:40,245
- What about Wiig?
- Kristen Wiig.
838
00:42:40,245 --> 00:42:46,251
♪ ...party with the best of them ♪
839
00:42:46,251 --> 00:42:49,462
♪ And I'm gonna go down to the river ♪
840
00:42:49,462 --> 00:42:50,672
Okay, calling Wiig.
841
00:42:51,256 --> 00:42:53,883
Uh-huh.
842
00:42:55,302 --> 00:42:56,136
W--
843
00:42:56,136 --> 00:43:00,140
- Hi, Wiig.
- Hello, Kristen.
844
00:43:00,140 --> 00:43:02,350
- Hi! Oh my gosh!
- Hi.
845
00:43:02,350 --> 00:43:04,102
Look at you, guys. What's up?
846
00:43:04,686 --> 00:43:07,647
We... we're trying to think of a theme song.
847
00:43:07,647 --> 00:43:09,357
- Oh, okay.
- So...
848
00:43:09,357 --> 00:43:12,110
And we thought you're one of our friends,
849
00:43:12,110 --> 00:43:14,946
who's so talented in so many ways,
850
00:43:14,946 --> 00:43:18,617
that you would be able
to come up with a theme song.
851
00:43:18,617 --> 00:43:20,327
I-- Yes. Do you just--
852
00:43:20,327 --> 00:43:22,078
We want it to be sort of...
853
00:43:22,746 --> 00:43:25,498
- Oh, no, we've thought about it.
- Fun friends on the road?
854
00:43:25,498 --> 00:43:28,001
- Friends on the road, for sure.
- Friends on the road.
855
00:43:28,001 --> 00:43:30,003
Harper and Will and stuff like that.
856
00:43:30,003 --> 00:43:31,796
I want it to be kind of jazzy.
857
00:43:31,796 --> 00:43:33,256
- I want it to be jazzy.
- Oh.
858
00:43:33,256 --> 00:43:35,133
- With an up tempo.
- Yeah.
859
00:43:35,133 --> 00:43:37,344
- But not too up.
- No. And it also needs a little--
860
00:43:37,344 --> 00:43:39,054
- Let me write this down.
- Yeah.
861
00:43:39,054 --> 00:43:42,307
But then it's gotta stop you
in your tracks and make you think.
862
00:43:42,307 --> 00:43:44,309
- Very sad.
- Maybe bring a tear to your eye.
863
00:43:44,309 --> 00:43:47,312
Yeah, it should bring a tear
to your eye too. Yeah, do that.
864
00:43:47,312 --> 00:43:50,690
And a little twang like some country
'cause we're in the middle of the country.
865
00:43:50,690 --> 00:43:53,276
- So up-tempo jazz.
- Jazzy.
866
00:43:53,276 --> 00:43:54,402
- Jazz.
- Fun.
867
00:43:54,402 --> 00:43:56,946
- Fun, but it's gotta make you cry.
- You gotta cry.
868
00:43:56,946 --> 00:43:58,573
Yeah, you gotta cry.
869
00:43:58,573 --> 00:44:00,784
- Tear to your eye, fun.
- Jazzy.
870
00:44:00,784 --> 00:44:02,869
- Jazzy. Don't forget jazzy.
- With a little country.
871
00:44:02,869 --> 00:44:04,204
With a little country.
872
00:44:04,204 --> 00:44:06,873
- Yeah, please don't forget jazzy.
- Okay.
873
00:44:07,457 --> 00:44:09,042
- Uh, thank you so much.
- Love you.
874
00:44:09,042 --> 00:44:10,627
It's good to see you. I'm gonna--
875
00:44:10,627 --> 00:44:12,962
- Yeah, I mean, just take your time.
- Yeah.
876
00:44:12,962 --> 00:44:15,507
But anytime in the next couple days
or something, I don't know.
877
00:44:15,507 --> 00:44:17,175
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah.
878
00:44:17,759 --> 00:44:18,760
- Bye, guys.
- Bye, buddy.
879
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:19,761
- Bye.
- Bye.
880
00:44:20,970 --> 00:44:22,305
I think she got it.
881
00:44:22,305 --> 00:44:24,933
- Yeah, that's good. Yeah.
- Yeah. Yup.
882
00:44:25,809 --> 00:44:27,852
♪ I'm going up the country ♪
883
00:44:27,852 --> 00:44:30,480
♪ Baby, don't you wanna go? ♪
884
00:44:31,815 --> 00:44:33,608
{\an8}♪ I'm going up the country ♪
885
00:44:33,608 --> 00:44:36,319
♪ Baby, don't you wanna go? ♪
886
00:44:37,612 --> 00:44:42,367
♪ I'm going to some place
Where I've never been before ♪
887
00:44:43,326 --> 00:44:46,329
♪ I'm going, I'm going
Where the water tastes... ♪
888
00:44:46,329 --> 00:44:47,831
Here's a question.
889
00:44:47,831 --> 00:44:50,875
Do you think
you're a worse driver as a female driver?
890
00:44:53,712 --> 00:44:55,630
- That's the dumbest-- that's so--
- Whoo!
891
00:44:55,630 --> 00:44:58,633
- No. No, no. That is so-- Oh, fuck you.
- Whoo!
892
00:44:58,633 --> 00:45:00,135
- Zing! Whoo!
- But I am.
893
00:45:00,135 --> 00:45:01,094
- Yeah.
- Oh.
894
00:45:03,596 --> 00:45:04,973
- Hey.
- How's it going today?
895
00:45:04,973 --> 00:45:08,643
Do you recognize this guy?
He's a-- This is a Hollywood movie star.
896
00:45:08,643 --> 00:45:09,936
Huh? No.
897
00:45:09,936 --> 00:45:13,398
- Don't you recognize him? He's in movies.
- That's okay. Roll up the window.
898
00:45:20,363 --> 00:45:22,699
Oh shit. This is my sister.
I better get this one.
899
00:45:22,699 --> 00:45:23,616
Okay.
900
00:45:24,617 --> 00:45:25,952
Uh, hi, Eleanor.
901
00:45:27,495 --> 00:45:30,874
I'm gonna put you on speaker
so Will can ask you some questions.
902
00:45:30,874 --> 00:45:33,376
- Okay.
- Eleanor, I don't wanna impose.
903
00:45:33,376 --> 00:45:36,880
- Are you sure it's okay if I stay?
- Oh my God, of course it's okay.
904
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:40,592
Do you have... do you have
a humidifier set up in my room?
905
00:45:40,592 --> 00:45:44,095
- I would-- Don't listen to your sister.
- No, don't indulge--
906
00:45:44,095 --> 00:45:45,889
- Don't indulge him.
- Oh!
907
00:45:45,889 --> 00:45:47,766
Will's sleeping
on the couch for that.
908
00:45:47,766 --> 00:45:50,018
What products do you have
in your guest bathroom?
909
00:45:50,018 --> 00:45:50,935
Stop!
910
00:45:51,436 --> 00:45:54,647
Tell Will I'll put
my Chanel face cream down there.
911
00:45:54,647 --> 00:45:56,191
- Oh.
- Thank you. Yes.
912
00:45:58,777 --> 00:46:01,112
- I'm feeling it.
- I can tell.
913
00:46:01,112 --> 00:46:04,949
I'm getting closer to Iowa City,
and I am feeling it.
914
00:46:05,575 --> 00:46:07,827
This is the home turf.
You're excited.
915
00:46:13,041 --> 00:46:14,417
Oh my goodness.
916
00:46:14,417 --> 00:46:16,211
Fantastic. I love it.
917
00:46:23,092 --> 00:46:24,761
- Hi.
- Hello.
918
00:46:25,970 --> 00:46:27,847
Huh?
919
00:46:28,598 --> 00:46:31,392
- Good to see you.
- This is my friend Will Ferrell.
920
00:46:31,392 --> 00:46:33,019
- Hi, Will.
- How are you?
921
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:35,522
Oh, should this be a housewarming gift?
922
00:46:36,022 --> 00:46:37,899
Oh, thank you.
923
00:46:39,067 --> 00:46:41,402
- Do you like Pringles?
- I love Pringles.
924
00:46:42,821 --> 00:46:44,656
All right, just around the corner.
925
00:46:44,656 --> 00:46:47,116
Okay.
Bathroom in there, by the way.
926
00:46:47,992 --> 00:46:49,953
- Thank you. This is great.
- Yeah.
927
00:46:50,453 --> 00:46:53,790
Eleanor, what was your reaction
when you got the news?
928
00:46:53,790 --> 00:46:55,208
I was totally surprised.
929
00:46:55,708 --> 00:46:56,543
Um...
930
00:46:57,293 --> 00:47:02,215
And I think my reaction was... sorrow.
931
00:47:02,715 --> 00:47:03,800
Uh-huh.
932
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:05,885
And the reason I felt sorrow
933
00:47:05,885 --> 00:47:11,891
was I thought about how much pain
Harper must have suffered over the years.
934
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:15,144
And also knowing, like, immediately
935
00:47:15,144 --> 00:47:18,147
how stressful that moment was
of coming out.
936
00:47:18,898 --> 00:47:23,486
And so the most important thing to me
was not to be so careful in my response
937
00:47:23,486 --> 00:47:24,988
but to respond quickly.
938
00:47:24,988 --> 00:47:25,905
You did.
939
00:47:25,905 --> 00:47:29,409
So she knew
it's not something I need to think about.
940
00:47:29,409 --> 00:47:31,619
- I'll talk to you more later.
- Yeah.
941
00:47:31,619 --> 00:47:35,999
I think what you said,
which was so... heartening...
942
00:47:35,999 --> 00:47:39,085
...was, "Oh good.
I've always wanted a sister."
943
00:47:39,586 --> 00:47:41,796
- I did say that, yeah.
- That's what you said.
944
00:47:41,796 --> 00:47:43,214
Pow. Just like that.
945
00:47:43,798 --> 00:47:47,760
I was gonna tell a funny story,
though, because I always think of this.
946
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:50,013
I think it was around eighth grade.
947
00:47:50,513 --> 00:47:55,476
Eleanor gave me a pair of her bell-bottoms
that she didn't want anymore,
948
00:47:55,476 --> 00:47:58,313
and they were white, frilly bell-bottoms.
949
00:47:58,813 --> 00:48:02,483
And once I got 'em,
they were my favorite article of clothing.
950
00:48:02,483 --> 00:48:04,360
I wore them all around. I loved them.
951
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:07,906
And I went to the skate park
with my skate friends.
952
00:48:07,906 --> 00:48:08,907
- Yeah.
- Uh...
953
00:48:08,907 --> 00:48:12,493
And we skated around that night,
and I was feeling good in my white--
954
00:48:12,493 --> 00:48:14,704
- In your white bell-bottoms.
- My bell-bottoms.
955
00:48:14,704 --> 00:48:18,791
And, uh, I come out of that skate park,
and it's like, uh...
956
00:48:19,876 --> 00:48:23,087
"Hey, we gotta come back next week.
They're doing it again next week."
957
00:48:23,087 --> 00:48:26,633
And someone goes,
"Yeah, but don't bring those faggy pants."
958
00:48:26,633 --> 00:48:27,550
Oh.
959
00:48:27,550 --> 00:48:31,429
And, uh, the pants disappeared
right at that moment.
960
00:48:31,429 --> 00:48:34,307
There's no part of you that was like,
"Shut up. These pants are cool."
961
00:48:34,307 --> 00:48:38,311
So many times in my life, some,
probably, effort for Harper to get out
962
00:48:38,311 --> 00:48:39,729
was just squashed.
963
00:48:39,729 --> 00:48:41,481
- Yeah.
- Over and over again.
964
00:48:41,481 --> 00:48:45,109
And I just remember that one
kind of clearly. So...
965
00:48:45,652 --> 00:48:48,321
Uh, Eleanor,
you haven't touched your Pringles.
966
00:48:48,321 --> 00:48:51,240
- Sour cream and onion.
- Oh, I totally forgot.
967
00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:54,410
Are you familiar with their Scorched line?
968
00:48:54,410 --> 00:48:55,787
- I'm not.
- Yeah.
969
00:48:55,787 --> 00:48:58,122
- That might be too much for me, yeah.
- I think so.
970
00:48:58,122 --> 00:48:59,874
- Oh, why thank you.
- Mm.
971
00:48:59,874 --> 00:49:01,376
- Oh, a little taste of--
- Oh.
972
00:49:01,376 --> 00:49:02,794
Oh. Don't-- Oh!
973
00:49:02,794 --> 00:49:03,711
Mm.
974
00:49:04,212 --> 00:49:06,714
And where did these come from?
975
00:49:08,132 --> 00:49:10,635
We got them at a Walmart.
It was in Indianapolis.
976
00:49:10,635 --> 00:49:13,471
They taste different.
You can tell they're from Indiana.
977
00:49:13,471 --> 00:49:17,433
Oh yeah, definitely.
978
00:49:17,433 --> 00:49:20,603
♪ I wanna hold the hand inside... ♪
979
00:49:20,603 --> 00:49:22,855
See what we got here. That's...
980
00:49:22,855 --> 00:49:25,066
Think my mother collected all those.
981
00:49:25,650 --> 00:49:26,609
Wow.
982
00:49:26,609 --> 00:49:29,612
♪ I wanna take a breath and... ♪
983
00:49:29,612 --> 00:49:31,864
These are little school photos of
984
00:49:32,365 --> 00:49:35,243
cute Harper Steele when she was confused.
985
00:49:35,243 --> 00:49:37,787
And this is probably around the age
986
00:49:37,787 --> 00:49:39,998
where I started to feel
just kind of weird.
987
00:49:39,998 --> 00:49:40,915
Yeah.
988
00:49:40,915 --> 00:49:44,544
And, uh...
you just start to think to yourself
989
00:49:44,544 --> 00:49:47,213
that, uh, everyone feels the same way.
990
00:49:47,213 --> 00:49:48,840
So you're just kind of quiet...
991
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:52,760
...about the whole deal.
It's like, "We all feel that way, right?"
992
00:49:54,595 --> 00:49:57,682
Every time I see
a picture like this of me...
993
00:49:58,850 --> 00:50:02,103
I mean, here I am in the newspaper.
I used to ride a unicycle.
994
00:50:02,603 --> 00:50:06,190
I... I rode all over town,
Iowa City, on... on the unicycle.
995
00:50:07,191 --> 00:50:09,402
I love this photo. This is, uh...
996
00:50:10,278 --> 00:50:12,905
Whenever I see myself
as a little girl.
997
00:50:13,948 --> 00:50:15,992
I swear to God, I love this photo.
998
00:50:17,952 --> 00:50:18,786
Yeah.
999
00:50:20,079 --> 00:50:21,414
Darn it.
1000
00:50:21,414 --> 00:50:26,210
♪ Fade into you ♪
1001
00:50:30,590 --> 00:50:35,386
♪ Strange you never knew... ♪
1002
00:50:36,095 --> 00:50:37,430
Yeah, this is it.
1003
00:50:38,514 --> 00:50:40,391
This is the house that I grew up in.
1004
00:50:43,352 --> 00:50:46,522
I used to skateboard. Did all
my early skateboarding tricks out here.
1005
00:50:46,522 --> 00:50:49,609
- I used to do my pole-vaulting this side.
- Down this, like...
1006
00:50:49,609 --> 00:50:52,612
Yeah, we had this--
I had-- My mother built a little--
1007
00:50:53,112 --> 00:50:55,698
Uh, she helped me build
a pole-vaulting mat
1008
00:50:55,698 --> 00:50:58,076
out of a bunch of potato sacks and--
1009
00:50:58,076 --> 00:50:59,869
- So you'd run down that way.
- Yeah. Choo.
1010
00:50:59,869 --> 00:51:02,538
And then--
But in the backyard was where...
1011
00:51:02,538 --> 00:51:04,290
- The puck was. Yeah.
- Okay.
1012
00:51:04,290 --> 00:51:08,294
And I'd smack it, and I'd--
You know, seven feet.
1013
00:51:08,294 --> 00:51:10,505
What was I gonna do all summer,
play with other people?
1014
00:51:10,505 --> 00:51:12,173
No, I pole-vaulted.
1015
00:51:16,552 --> 00:51:19,806
I came home from City High one day,
and I was just kinda bored.
1016
00:51:19,806 --> 00:51:22,517
So I started acting like I was drunk
on the way home.
1017
00:51:22,517 --> 00:51:24,268
And-- Oh, I could ride that.
1018
00:51:25,061 --> 00:51:25,895
Hey, can I ride that?
1019
00:51:26,562 --> 00:51:28,898
Do you mind if she borrows your unicycle
just for a second?
1020
00:51:28,898 --> 00:51:29,816
What?
1021
00:51:29,816 --> 00:51:32,068
Could she just ride your unicycle
for a second?
1022
00:51:32,068 --> 00:51:32,985
Why?
1023
00:51:32,985 --> 00:51:35,071
- She knows how to ride one.
- Sure.
1024
00:51:35,071 --> 00:51:36,489
- Yeah, thanks.
- Oh, that's awesome.
1025
00:51:36,489 --> 00:51:38,282
I'm in heels,
so it might be a little hard.
1026
00:51:38,866 --> 00:51:40,785
- What's your name?
- My name's Quinn. Yours?
1027
00:51:40,785 --> 00:51:42,286
- That's Will Ferrell.
- Cool.
1028
00:51:42,286 --> 00:51:45,164
I like to have this up here,
so when I fall, it's gonna be good.
1029
00:51:45,164 --> 00:51:47,834
She was bragging
about being able to ride a unicycle.
1030
00:51:48,459 --> 00:51:50,336
Is that your mode of transportation,
pretty much?
1031
00:51:50,336 --> 00:51:52,672
This was my mode of transportation
in junior high.
1032
00:51:52,672 --> 00:51:54,340
- Give me a second.
- Yeah.
1033
00:51:54,340 --> 00:51:56,509
- I'll stand--
- It's been many years, okay?
1034
00:51:56,509 --> 00:51:58,302
- All right.
- Once you're on though...
1035
00:51:58,302 --> 00:52:00,138
- Whoa!
- Once you're on.
1036
00:52:00,138 --> 00:52:01,722
There we go.
1037
00:52:01,722 --> 00:52:03,516
Here we go. Oh boy.
1038
00:52:04,142 --> 00:52:05,017
Oh my God.
1039
00:52:05,643 --> 00:52:07,186
No, no, no.
1040
00:52:07,186 --> 00:52:10,231
It's so... it's so unstable.
1041
00:52:13,484 --> 00:52:15,570
I spent so many long--
I lived on this thing for years.
1042
00:52:15,570 --> 00:52:19,365
- ♪ La-di-da, on Sunday afternoon ♪
- Okay, good. Here we go. Goddamn.
1043
00:52:19,365 --> 00:52:21,159
- ♪ In Iowa City ♪
- Okay, there we go.
1044
00:52:21,159 --> 00:52:23,870
- Hey, Harper. Good to see you.
- Hey, Will. How you doing?
1045
00:52:23,870 --> 00:52:25,163
Bye.
1046
00:52:25,788 --> 00:52:27,415
Whoa.
1047
00:52:28,791 --> 00:52:31,002
- Oh!
- Thanks for letting us borrow.
1048
00:52:31,669 --> 00:52:34,255
Yeah. Well, have a good day.
1049
00:52:34,255 --> 00:52:36,549
- Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.
1050
00:52:36,549 --> 00:52:38,217
- Anyway--
- I'm blown away.
1051
00:52:38,217 --> 00:52:39,927
- That's what I did.
- Wow.
1052
00:52:39,927 --> 00:52:42,513
I'd go to junior high
like that every day for two years.
1053
00:52:43,931 --> 00:52:45,433
- Man, that's weird.
- I know.
1054
00:52:45,433 --> 00:52:48,019
Very weird.
1055
00:52:48,019 --> 00:52:50,730
- Well, thanks, Eleanor.
- All right.
1056
00:52:50,730 --> 00:52:53,191
- You're good on Pringles, right?
- I still have some.
1057
00:52:53,191 --> 00:52:54,901
- Okay.
- Yeah. Thank you though.
1058
00:52:54,901 --> 00:52:56,402
- All right.
- I enjoyed 'em.
1059
00:52:57,153 --> 00:52:59,155
♪ "Come in," she said, "I'll give ya" ♪
1060
00:52:59,655 --> 00:53:01,657
♪ "Shelter from the storm..." ♪
1061
00:53:02,158 --> 00:53:02,992
Look at it.
1062
00:53:02,992 --> 00:53:04,619
- Look at the snow!
- I know.
1063
00:53:04,619 --> 00:53:06,787
Does this technically count as a blizzard?
1064
00:53:06,787 --> 00:53:08,873
- No, this is nothing like a blizzard.
- Okay.
1065
00:53:08,873 --> 00:53:10,583
No, no, this is light snow.
1066
00:53:10,583 --> 00:53:13,961
- These flakes seem big.
- No, this is a light flurry.
1067
00:53:13,961 --> 00:53:15,671
♪ If I pass this way again ♪
1068
00:53:16,172 --> 00:53:18,007
♪ You can rest assured ♪
1069
00:53:18,007 --> 00:53:19,217
♪ I'll always do... ♪
1070
00:53:19,217 --> 00:53:20,927
- Oh.
- It is a blizzard.
1071
00:53:20,927 --> 00:53:23,387
It's beginning to look
a little less like a flurry.
1072
00:53:23,387 --> 00:53:25,890
- Maybe I'll give you that.
- See, I called it.
1073
00:53:26,933 --> 00:53:28,851
♪ "Come in," she said, "I'll give ya" ♪
1074
00:53:29,352 --> 00:53:31,229
♪ "Shelter from the storm" ♪
1075
00:53:38,527 --> 00:53:40,780
So I was so curious.
1076
00:53:41,781 --> 00:53:45,868
Just... I don't know, I just thought--
I... I... I never asked you, like...
1077
00:53:47,411 --> 00:53:48,371
Okay, go.
1078
00:53:48,871 --> 00:53:50,331
- Go.
- How... how are your boobs?
1079
00:53:50,831 --> 00:53:52,208
- As if--
- Now you got boobs.
1080
00:53:52,708 --> 00:53:53,834
I love my boobs.
1081
00:53:54,418 --> 00:53:58,297
When you woke up from that s-- Was it--
1082
00:53:59,131 --> 00:54:00,800
I like to think it was like...
1083
00:54:03,219 --> 00:54:05,972
Was it just like the heavens
were sing... in a way?
1084
00:54:05,972 --> 00:54:09,350
I joke that I did puberty
in about four hours.
1085
00:54:10,351 --> 00:54:13,312
But... as soon as I woke up,
1086
00:54:14,772 --> 00:54:15,690
I was like,
1087
00:54:17,525 --> 00:54:18,484
"This is amazing."
1088
00:54:18,484 --> 00:54:19,402
Yeah.
1089
00:54:19,402 --> 00:54:23,739
Every time I've done something that's
made me feel better in my own body--
1090
00:54:23,739 --> 00:54:25,116
- Yeah.
- For myself--
1091
00:54:25,116 --> 00:54:27,994
- It's amazing.
- There's-- It... it... it... it's been...
1092
00:54:28,869 --> 00:54:31,580
- Exhilarating. Yeah.
- Yeah. Guns a-blazing.
1093
00:54:31,580 --> 00:54:34,041
- Yup. That's great.
- So...
1094
00:54:34,041 --> 00:54:37,378
- So that was my experience with the boobs.
- Okay. What-- Okay.
1095
00:54:37,378 --> 00:54:38,879
So this... this is a big one,
1096
00:54:38,879 --> 00:54:41,841
but... but maybe, you know,
maybe we save this for later.
1097
00:54:41,841 --> 00:54:43,384
You are a friend of mine.
1098
00:54:43,384 --> 00:54:46,345
I invite any friend of mine
to ask me these questions.
1099
00:54:46,345 --> 00:54:48,347
I am not afraid to talk about it.
1100
00:54:48,347 --> 00:54:53,311
Do you foresee wanting to have
other physical augmentation?
1101
00:54:55,938 --> 00:54:57,648
- Possibly.
- In the future.
1102
00:54:57,648 --> 00:55:00,901
When I first started
thinking about transitioning,
1103
00:55:00,901 --> 00:55:02,695
in terms of bottom surgery,
1104
00:55:02,695 --> 00:55:04,822
I was like, "Well, I'm 61."
1105
00:55:06,157 --> 00:55:07,742
"I'm not gonna be a--"
1106
00:55:07,742 --> 00:55:12,371
"I'm not out there
with a super active sexual life, really."
1107
00:55:12,371 --> 00:55:13,331
Yeah.
1108
00:55:13,331 --> 00:55:16,125
- But there's also the dysphoric side.
- Yeah.
1109
00:55:16,125 --> 00:55:21,505
Looking in a mirror and seeing something
that doesn't fit with how I feel.
1110
00:55:21,505 --> 00:55:22,506
- So...
- Yeah.
1111
00:55:22,506 --> 00:55:23,924
- I don't know.
- Yeah.
1112
00:55:23,924 --> 00:55:25,926
- That's a tough one to answer.
- Right.
1113
00:55:25,926 --> 00:55:29,513
But, uh... Was there
any more boob questions you needed?
1114
00:55:29,513 --> 00:55:32,308
- No, but I did wanna ask, however--
- Okay.
1115
00:55:32,308 --> 00:55:34,185
Have you been to the--
1116
00:55:34,185 --> 00:55:37,897
have you been in Nordstrom's Rack
since you've gotten your own rack?
1117
00:55:37,897 --> 00:55:40,274
- Very good. Very-- Very good.
- Ha-ha!
1118
00:55:40,274 --> 00:55:42,735
And Will Ferrell wins
the Best Joke of the Year award.
1119
00:55:42,735 --> 00:55:46,739
Thank you. I knew as soon as I said it,
I got Best Joke of the Year.
1120
00:55:46,739 --> 00:55:49,283
I hate analyzing comedy
because it kinda ruins it.
1121
00:55:49,283 --> 00:55:51,327
- In this case, it won't.
- You gotta break it down.
1122
00:55:51,327 --> 00:55:53,162
- You do--
- You gotta.
1123
00:55:53,162 --> 00:55:56,916
-"Harper, What exactly did he do there?"
- But let me explain how he got there.
1124
00:55:56,916 --> 00:55:58,626
Will started with,
1125
00:55:58,626 --> 00:56:01,337
"When you got your new rack."
1126
00:56:01,337 --> 00:56:03,381
The connection is, "Did you go..."
1127
00:56:03,381 --> 00:56:04,882
"...to Nordstrom?"
1128
00:56:04,882 --> 00:56:06,550
Ah!
1129
00:56:06,550 --> 00:56:08,803
- God. Wow.
- And the two racks, different racks.
1130
00:56:08,803 --> 00:56:11,180
One of them's different,
but they're the same rack.
1131
00:56:11,180 --> 00:56:12,556
- Wow.
- Yeah.
1132
00:56:20,147 --> 00:56:22,817
- Thank you.
- Seen any famous people today?
1133
00:56:22,817 --> 00:56:23,901
- No.
- Okay.
1134
00:56:23,901 --> 00:56:25,694
Just you.
1135
00:56:25,694 --> 00:56:27,988
- Yeah! Whoo!
- Yeah!
1136
00:56:30,199 --> 00:56:32,493
- Fireworks...
- Fireworks world!
1137
00:56:32,493 --> 00:56:34,829
- This is gigantic.
- Oh my God.
1138
00:56:37,706 --> 00:56:41,836
- Holy Nishiki!
- I want something dangerous.
1139
00:56:41,836 --> 00:56:43,254
Ooh, Gator Gun.
1140
00:56:43,254 --> 00:56:45,965
Yeah, that's it.
Honey Badger. It's the Honey Badger.
1141
00:56:45,965 --> 00:56:46,966
- Set it down.
- Yep.
1142
00:56:46,966 --> 00:56:49,176
Pull the fuse,
or pull the sticker off the fuse.
1143
00:56:49,176 --> 00:56:51,470
- You're gonna light that, then run away.
- Light, and book.
1144
00:56:54,348 --> 00:56:56,308
How many clean undies do you have left?
1145
00:56:56,809 --> 00:56:58,853
I'm getting down to the...
1146
00:56:58,853 --> 00:57:00,354
- Nitty-gritty?
- Yup, yup.
1147
00:57:22,001 --> 00:57:25,796
So...
we're heading to Meeker, Oklahoma.
1148
00:57:25,796 --> 00:57:26,755
Uh-huh.
1149
00:57:27,506 --> 00:57:30,885
And this is in the category
of places you would have visited
1150
00:57:30,885 --> 00:57:32,428
and not thought twice about.
1151
00:57:32,428 --> 00:57:34,847
And so what are you feeling?
What are you thinking?
1152
00:57:35,347 --> 00:57:37,975
I'm nervous and anxious, like...
1153
00:57:40,186 --> 00:57:41,687
You know I love these kind of places.
1154
00:57:41,687 --> 00:57:46,484
You know that I spent my life
driving back and forth across the country,
1155
00:57:46,484 --> 00:57:48,277
going to little towns like this,
1156
00:57:48,277 --> 00:57:50,988
stopping in bars,
drinking, meeting people.
1157
00:57:50,988 --> 00:57:53,782
But I just don't know if I can anymore.
1158
00:58:01,373 --> 00:58:02,208
Okay.
1159
00:58:03,292 --> 00:58:07,296
So you-- You're gonna call me
if... if it's feeling dicey.
1160
00:58:07,296 --> 00:58:08,464
I'm gonna-- You know what?
1161
00:58:08,464 --> 00:58:11,175
- I'm gonna put it on speed dial.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1162
00:58:11,175 --> 00:58:13,219
- And you come running in.
- Yep.
1163
00:58:13,219 --> 00:58:15,012
With that mug of yours.
1164
00:58:15,804 --> 00:58:18,349
- I could go in with you right now.
- No.
1165
00:58:18,349 --> 00:58:22,102
I would feel better if that were the case,
but I just wanna try this thing.
1166
00:58:22,102 --> 00:58:25,564
I'm not gonna have an exper--
I won't be able to try this on my own.
1167
00:58:25,564 --> 00:58:27,441
- I might as well try it now.
- Yeah.
1168
00:58:29,985 --> 00:58:30,819
Oh...
1169
00:59:12,361 --> 00:59:14,154
- How you doing?
- Doin' well.
1170
00:59:14,154 --> 00:59:15,948
- How you doing?
- I'm doing good.
1171
00:59:16,615 --> 00:59:17,741
What's your name?
1172
00:59:17,741 --> 00:59:18,659
Dominique.
1173
00:59:18,659 --> 00:59:21,912
- Dominique. Harper Steele.
- Harper Steele.
1174
00:59:21,912 --> 00:59:23,205
What's going on?
1175
00:59:23,205 --> 00:59:24,456
Who are you?
1176
00:59:24,456 --> 00:59:26,584
My name's Harper. Who are you?
1177
00:59:26,584 --> 00:59:27,710
I'm Mama T.
1178
00:59:28,586 --> 00:59:29,461
You're Mama T?
1179
00:59:29,461 --> 00:59:32,006
- Oh yeah.
- All right. I heard about you.
1180
00:59:32,006 --> 00:59:33,132
Yeah.
1181
00:59:33,132 --> 00:59:36,010
I haven't heard about her.
Sorry about that.
1182
00:59:36,010 --> 00:59:38,220
- We's just messin' with you.
- Okay.
1183
00:59:39,013 --> 00:59:40,264
Y'all from Oklahoma?
1184
00:59:41,140 --> 00:59:43,100
No, no, no it's all right. I've been--
1185
00:59:43,100 --> 00:59:47,313
That's why I came in here.
I've been in a lot of bars in my life, so...
1186
00:59:47,896 --> 00:59:50,899
Trying to feel like if I can go back
to bars since I transitioned.
1187
00:59:50,899 --> 00:59:52,318
- That's the problem.
- Yeah.
1188
00:59:55,446 --> 00:59:57,156
Whoa.
1189
00:59:59,283 --> 01:00:03,746
- Oklahoma, thank you. Oh, thank you.
- Harper, where you from?
1190
01:00:03,746 --> 01:00:06,790
- I'm from, uh, Iowa.
- Iowa!
1191
01:00:06,790 --> 01:00:10,085
Yeah, Iowa, but I live in New York now.
1192
01:00:10,085 --> 01:00:13,255
- You're on the East Coast.
- I'm on the East Coast. Yeah.
1193
01:00:13,255 --> 01:00:15,466
How's that going for you guys?
1194
01:00:16,258 --> 01:00:17,426
Or gals.
1195
01:00:17,426 --> 01:00:18,886
I... I-- Thank you.
1196
01:00:18,886 --> 01:00:23,599
I like... I like, uh, Iowa more,
but I can't make any money there.
1197
01:00:23,599 --> 01:00:25,309
- So...
- Oh really?
1198
01:00:25,309 --> 01:00:27,144
Yeah, I write for TV.
1199
01:00:28,354 --> 01:00:31,815
I'm gonna text my friend.
He's parking the car out there.
1200
01:00:32,983 --> 01:00:34,318
- Hello?
- Hey.
1201
01:00:34,318 --> 01:00:35,235
Hey.
1202
01:00:35,819 --> 01:00:37,029
- Come on in.
- Okay.
1203
01:00:39,406 --> 01:00:41,158
Hey. Hi.
1204
01:00:41,158 --> 01:00:43,577
I want you to meet these guys.
These are my friends.
1205
01:00:43,577 --> 01:00:46,455
- Is this Will Ferrell?
- Yes, it is.
1206
01:00:46,455 --> 01:00:48,374
- For real?
- Yeah!
1207
01:00:48,874 --> 01:00:50,959
- This is my friend Harper.
- How you doin'?
1208
01:00:50,959 --> 01:00:52,544
- Nice to meet you, bro.
- Hey.
1209
01:00:52,544 --> 01:00:53,545
- Not a bro though.
- She.
1210
01:00:53,545 --> 01:00:55,631
- It's a she, but that's okay.
- Oh. Sorry.
1211
01:00:55,631 --> 01:00:58,092
That's all right.
You can try again.
1212
01:00:58,092 --> 01:00:59,343
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1213
01:00:59,343 --> 01:01:02,012
About a year and a half ago,
I transitioned.
1214
01:01:02,596 --> 01:01:06,475
And now Will wants to kind of go out
in the middle of the country with me.
1215
01:01:06,475 --> 01:01:09,311
- Oh my goodness. That's great.
- That's cool. Hey, it's...
1216
01:01:09,895 --> 01:01:12,064
I like your support for your friend.
1217
01:01:12,648 --> 01:01:15,776
No, that's amazing.
There's not a lot of that nowadays.
1218
01:01:15,776 --> 01:01:17,945
- You know?
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1219
01:01:17,945 --> 01:01:19,697
I got a lot of... friends...
1220
01:01:21,198 --> 01:01:23,242
Do you have a lot of trans friends?
1221
01:01:23,784 --> 01:01:25,452
- Not trans, but they are bi.
- I do.
1222
01:01:25,452 --> 01:01:28,414
- Yeah? You do?
- Oh yeah. Sure.
1223
01:01:28,414 --> 01:01:29,998
Sure.
1224
01:01:29,998 --> 01:01:32,835
Wait, Harper,
these are Native American--
1225
01:01:32,835 --> 01:01:36,088
- They want to sing us a... Yeah.
- Native America, here we go.
1226
01:01:36,088 --> 01:01:39,341
So here we go. Here's a little bit
of Oklahoma and Native America.
1227
01:02:11,457 --> 01:02:12,458
Yeah!
1228
01:02:12,458 --> 01:02:13,417
Whoo!
1229
01:02:13,417 --> 01:02:15,210
- Wow.
- Nice to meet you.
1230
01:02:15,210 --> 01:02:17,254
- Wow.
- Welcome to Oklahoma.
1231
01:02:17,254 --> 01:02:19,965
- That's beautiful.
- Welcome to Native America.
1232
01:02:19,965 --> 01:02:22,176
- Yeah, exactly.
- Thank you.
1233
01:02:22,176 --> 01:02:23,135
Thank you.
1234
01:02:30,976 --> 01:02:31,935
Wow.
1235
01:02:32,519 --> 01:02:35,314
- Be safe. So nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
1236
01:02:35,314 --> 01:02:38,609
- That was very--
- I tried to give you a bit of Oklahoma.
1237
01:02:38,609 --> 01:02:40,527
- That was very touching, buddy.
- Thank you.
1238
01:02:41,028 --> 01:02:44,031
- Enjoy your time here. Be safe.
- Thanks for comin'.
1239
01:02:44,031 --> 01:02:46,116
- Hey. Thanks for having us.
- Yup.
1240
01:02:46,658 --> 01:02:47,785
Have a good night.
1241
01:02:53,874 --> 01:02:59,254
♪ Let us be lovers
We'll marry our fortunes together ♪
1242
01:03:02,382 --> 01:03:07,596
♪ I've got some real estate
Here in my bag ♪
1243
01:03:07,596 --> 01:03:09,681
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
1244
01:03:09,681 --> 01:03:12,226
♪ So we bought a pack of cigarettes ♪
1245
01:03:12,226 --> 01:03:16,939
♪ And Mrs. Wagner pies ♪
1246
01:03:16,939 --> 01:03:23,737
♪ And we walked off to look for America... ♪
1247
01:03:25,864 --> 01:03:27,282
- Hey.
- I'm Travis Cobb.
1248
01:03:27,282 --> 01:03:30,118
- Hi, Travis. This is my friend Harper.
- How you doing?
1249
01:03:30,118 --> 01:03:31,537
- Harper, Travis.
- Nice to meet you.
1250
01:03:35,666 --> 01:03:38,085
I used to come out
to these kind of places before
1251
01:03:38,085 --> 01:03:41,046
when I was... still a guy.
1252
01:03:41,588 --> 01:03:44,716
And then I transitioned,
and I got a little afraid because...
1253
01:03:44,716 --> 01:03:47,719
- You know what I'm saying. So...
- Yeah. No, don't be afraid.
1254
01:03:47,719 --> 01:03:48,804
Yeah, okay.
1255
01:03:48,804 --> 01:03:51,849
- If you enjoy it, come out.
- All right, thank you.
1256
01:03:51,849 --> 01:03:53,350
- You know?
- Yeah.
1257
01:03:58,730 --> 01:04:02,693
- Don't worry about it. You know?
- No, I think that's... that's good to hear.
1258
01:04:03,193 --> 01:04:06,363
That's not how I felt. I keep hearing
on the news all this terrible stuff.
1259
01:04:06,363 --> 01:04:07,447
Are you happy?
1260
01:04:07,447 --> 01:04:10,117
Oh, I'm 100% happier. You bet I am.
1261
01:04:12,911 --> 01:04:14,037
Thank you.
1262
01:04:14,037 --> 01:04:15,706
Thanks, guys. Pleasure.
1263
01:04:20,586 --> 01:04:25,424
I'm a little bit in shock.
And that's not on them. That's on me.
1264
01:04:28,010 --> 01:04:30,846
I'm not really afraid of these people.
1265
01:04:30,846 --> 01:04:32,014
Yeah, right.
1266
01:04:32,014 --> 01:04:34,850
I'm afraid of hating myself.
1267
01:04:36,268 --> 01:04:37,102
Whoa.
1268
01:04:38,437 --> 01:04:42,858
And I'm like, "You are a freak.
What are you doing here?"
1269
01:04:42,858 --> 01:04:45,193
There's just-- That is sitting underneath.
1270
01:04:45,903 --> 01:04:47,487
And then...
1271
01:04:50,198 --> 01:04:51,199
Agh!
1272
01:04:51,825 --> 01:04:52,910
Yeah.
1273
01:05:05,172 --> 01:05:06,089
Oh boy.
1274
01:05:11,303 --> 01:05:12,220
God...
1275
01:05:13,347 --> 01:05:14,598
Yeah, it's okay. I just--
1276
01:05:14,598 --> 01:05:16,892
- It's okay.
- I don't even-- Oh my God.
1277
01:05:16,892 --> 01:05:18,685
Yeah.
1278
01:05:27,277 --> 01:05:28,195
Agh.
1279
01:05:29,446 --> 01:05:31,281
Thanks, buddy. Ooh.
1280
01:05:49,424 --> 01:05:52,219
December 2016.
1281
01:05:54,638 --> 01:05:56,598
"I know some mornings, like this one."
1282
01:05:57,099 --> 01:05:59,601
"I wake up without any connection
to the world,
1283
01:06:00,102 --> 01:06:03,271
positive that to connect with
a woman or a man,
1284
01:06:03,271 --> 01:06:05,565
I would have to lie and hide myself."
1285
01:06:06,316 --> 01:06:07,901
"That is very depressing."
1286
01:06:09,194 --> 01:06:12,781
"I dream of a world where I can lay
my vulnerabilities out there -
1287
01:06:12,781 --> 01:06:15,659
open for everyone
until they are my strengths."
1288
01:06:16,159 --> 01:06:17,577
"I am longing for this."
1289
01:06:19,830 --> 01:06:22,082
That's one of the things
I was gonna ask about
1290
01:06:22,082 --> 01:06:24,668
which we kind of haven't touched upon.
1291
01:06:25,377 --> 01:06:28,922
- I'm assuming you wanna start dating?
- Yeah.
1292
01:06:29,423 --> 01:06:31,091
- Yes.
- Right? And you wanna...
1293
01:06:31,883 --> 01:06:37,139
And you wanna go out
and go to the bar and pick up someone
1294
01:06:37,139 --> 01:06:39,850
or be picked up, that kind of encounter.
1295
01:06:39,850 --> 01:06:42,853
- I am a monogamous person.
- Yeah.
1296
01:06:42,853 --> 01:06:46,064
And I... I'm optimistic.
1297
01:06:46,064 --> 01:06:47,274
- Yeah.
- I'm 61.
1298
01:06:47,274 --> 01:06:51,278
But I would love to be
in a relationship again.
1299
01:06:51,278 --> 01:06:55,240
And are-- In your mind's eye,
are you interested in a trans woman?
1300
01:06:55,949 --> 01:06:56,867
- Uh...
- Sure.
1301
01:06:56,867 --> 01:06:58,660
- A man? Or... Yeah.
- Sure.
1302
01:06:58,660 --> 01:07:01,246
- Sure. Yeah, sure.
- Okay, yeah. Gotcha. Okay.
1303
01:07:01,246 --> 01:07:05,250
I mean, for me, it sounds corny,
but the type is the one that--
1304
01:07:05,250 --> 01:07:07,419
- It's a blank canvas at this point.
- Yeah.
1305
01:07:07,419 --> 01:07:11,423
And the one that I can wake up
in the morning, drink coffee in bed,
1306
01:07:11,423 --> 01:07:14,342
and talk about the stupid movie
we watched the night before.
1307
01:07:14,342 --> 01:07:16,428
- That's the main thing. Yeah.
- That's--
1308
01:07:16,428 --> 01:07:18,638
I really have to say,
I know that sounds corny.
1309
01:07:18,638 --> 01:07:21,349
But I am waiting
for that experience to happen.
1310
01:07:21,349 --> 01:07:24,436
And I'm 61,
so the clock's ticking.
1311
01:07:27,814 --> 01:07:29,816
State line. "Welcome to Texas."
1312
01:07:30,776 --> 01:07:32,944
Yeah. "Welcome to Texas."
1313
01:07:32,944 --> 01:07:35,155
♪ ...from Boston to St. Louis... ♪
1314
01:07:35,155 --> 01:07:36,948
Take one of me kind of sexy.
1315
01:07:36,948 --> 01:07:38,617
♪ I don't even know... ♪
1316
01:07:38,617 --> 01:07:40,911
Oh yeah!
1317
01:07:40,911 --> 01:07:42,245
♪ 'Cause I like my women... ♪
1318
01:07:42,245 --> 01:07:43,830
- On the count of three.
- Yeah.
1319
01:07:43,830 --> 01:07:45,373
Texas!
1320
01:07:47,501 --> 01:07:48,919
♪ So roll on, big wheels ♪
1321
01:07:48,919 --> 01:07:51,046
♪ Don't you roll so slow... ♪
1322
01:07:53,256 --> 01:07:54,132
Whoa!
1323
01:07:54,132 --> 01:07:56,134
- What?
-"Free 72-ounce steak."
1324
01:07:56,134 --> 01:07:59,471
That's the Big Texan.
Okay. We're gonna go there tonight.
1325
01:07:59,471 --> 01:08:01,973
Oh, you gotta eat it in one hour though.
1326
01:08:01,973 --> 01:08:04,392
- One hour?
- I think that's what it said.
1327
01:08:04,893 --> 01:08:05,852
You could do it.
1328
01:08:05,852 --> 01:08:07,813
I mean,
I don't know if I could do it,
1329
01:08:07,813 --> 01:08:11,233
but I know of
a certain Victorian-era detective
1330
01:08:11,233 --> 01:08:13,318
who would find it delicious.
1331
01:08:13,318 --> 01:08:14,277
No, no.
1332
01:08:14,277 --> 01:08:16,321
- Oh yeah.
- Oh boy.
1333
01:08:27,415 --> 01:08:28,542
Yeah!
1334
01:08:31,670 --> 01:08:33,171
Ladies and gentlemen,
1335
01:08:33,839 --> 01:08:37,342
the world's greatest private investigator,
Sherlock Holmes.
1336
01:08:41,263 --> 01:08:43,014
Ricky Bobby!
1337
01:08:44,099 --> 01:08:46,935
Not Ricky Bobby, Sherlock Holmes.
1338
01:08:48,145 --> 01:08:51,481
- I packed this hoping--
- Yes.
1339
01:08:51,481 --> 01:08:53,817
- To get you at some point.
- And here it is.
1340
01:08:55,735 --> 01:08:57,988
- Oh boy!
- Hey! Hi, how are you?
1341
01:08:57,988 --> 01:08:59,990
- Blessed, brother.
- Nice to meet you.
1342
01:08:59,990 --> 01:09:01,741
How do you want me
to announce you?
1343
01:09:01,741 --> 01:09:03,952
- Sherlock Holmes from London, England.
- Yep.
1344
01:09:04,452 --> 01:09:07,247
- With his guest, Harper Steele.
- Harper Steele.
1345
01:09:07,247 --> 01:09:09,332
- Ms. Harper Steele.
- Miss Harper Steele?
1346
01:09:09,332 --> 01:09:11,084
- Ms.
- Yeah, Ms. Harper Steele.
1347
01:09:11,084 --> 01:09:13,044
Ms. Harper Steele. Done.
1348
01:09:13,545 --> 01:09:16,715
We have Sherlock Holmes
all the way from London, England,
1349
01:09:16,715 --> 01:09:19,593
with his guest, uh... Harper Steele,
1350
01:09:19,593 --> 01:09:22,971
Ms. Harper Steele. And he has
one hour to eat a 72-ounce steak.
1351
01:09:28,393 --> 01:09:29,561
Oh, can I get a beer?
1352
01:09:43,575 --> 01:09:45,452
I'm eating out of nervousness.
1353
01:09:46,036 --> 01:09:49,247
As much as I've been in a fishbowl
in various times in my life...
1354
01:09:49,247 --> 01:09:50,248
Yeah.
1355
01:09:50,248 --> 01:09:52,000
...this trumps all of it.
1356
01:10:41,758 --> 01:10:42,884
Last night was...
1357
01:10:45,095 --> 01:10:49,683
The room started to feel
very... wrong to me,
1358
01:10:49,683 --> 01:10:54,437
and, I mean, the crowds
that come around you so quickly.
1359
01:10:54,437 --> 01:10:56,189
I was feeling a little like
1360
01:10:57,190 --> 01:11:00,485
my transness was on display, I guess.
1361
01:11:01,152 --> 01:11:06,116
And suddenly,
that sort of made me feel... not great.
1362
01:11:09,536 --> 01:11:10,578
You know? Um...
1363
01:11:10,578 --> 01:11:13,081
Oh, the saddest part for me is, uh...
1364
01:11:18,503 --> 01:11:19,587
I just feel...
1365
01:11:23,258 --> 01:11:24,259
Oh boy.
1366
01:11:24,884 --> 01:11:26,845
Oh! Okay.
1367
01:11:26,845 --> 01:11:29,222
I feel like I let you down in that moment.
1368
01:11:29,222 --> 01:11:31,099
- Oh, no, no, no.
- You know?
1369
01:11:31,099 --> 01:11:32,100
And...
1370
01:11:33,184 --> 01:11:35,061
I was like, "Oh shit. I got--"
1371
01:11:35,770 --> 01:11:38,231
"We gotta worry
about Harper's safety."
1372
01:11:38,231 --> 01:11:39,774
You know? Like, what...
1373
01:11:40,650 --> 01:11:43,903
That's where I just--
I feel like I-- Yeah.
1374
01:11:55,999 --> 01:11:59,461
I was gonna read
some of the tweets we've been receiving
1375
01:11:59,461 --> 01:12:02,589
since we started this trip.
You wanna hear this one?
1376
01:12:03,214 --> 01:12:04,382
"Ah, very important
1377
01:12:04,382 --> 01:12:07,427
you have another gender bender
for the kids to see."
1378
01:12:07,427 --> 01:12:11,264
"It's so trendy and cool,
even Will Ferrell's doing it."
1379
01:12:12,182 --> 01:12:15,310
"It really sucks that Will Ferrell
shows up to his first Pacers game
1380
01:12:15,310 --> 01:12:16,561
with a trans woman."
1381
01:12:16,561 --> 01:12:17,812
"Who's that dude?"
1382
01:12:18,563 --> 01:12:20,398
Oh yeah, yeah. Here's a good one though.
1383
01:12:20,398 --> 01:12:22,650
"Will Ferrell stopped in Iowa City today."
1384
01:12:22,650 --> 01:12:25,403
"He and Ryan Reynolds are making
a road trip documentary
1385
01:12:25,403 --> 01:12:27,197
supporting trans kids and rights."
1386
01:12:27,197 --> 01:12:28,865
Ryan's--
1387
01:12:29,657 --> 01:12:32,577
I didn't realize
Ry... Ryan's a part of everything.
1388
01:12:32,577 --> 01:12:34,579
- Oh, here's one just about you.
- Okay.
1389
01:12:34,579 --> 01:12:36,122
- Wanna hear this one?
- Yes, please.
1390
01:12:36,122 --> 01:12:39,751
"Great,
a satanic Illuminati pedophile in Iowa."
1391
01:12:40,585 --> 01:12:42,504
And that's me?
1392
01:12:42,504 --> 01:12:44,589
Yeah. How do you feel about that?
1393
01:12:47,092 --> 01:12:50,887
It just feels ridiculous. I don't--
I have no emotional-- I mean...
1394
01:12:51,388 --> 01:12:55,809
That stuff, you can't underestimate
the damage that all that does.
1395
01:12:57,102 --> 01:12:59,813
When you're trans,
you ingest a lot of that shit,
1396
01:12:59,813 --> 01:13:01,398
and it sits in your head.
1397
01:13:02,065 --> 01:13:03,942
- Those tweets are in my head.
- Yeah.
1398
01:13:17,288 --> 01:13:20,875
When... when hatred is pointed
at me and trans people,
1399
01:13:21,626 --> 01:13:23,920
they're like, "You're not a woman."
1400
01:13:23,920 --> 01:13:25,547
"You'll never be a woman."
1401
01:13:26,089 --> 01:13:30,301
Okay, I... you know,
I am a trans woman. I'm fine with that.
1402
01:13:30,301 --> 01:13:33,263
- But I am feeling something, you know?
- Yeah.
1403
01:13:33,263 --> 01:13:35,890
And it's not unhealthy.
1404
01:13:35,890 --> 01:13:39,477
It's made me actually healthier
in many respects.
1405
01:13:39,477 --> 01:13:41,312
- Yeah, yeah.
- It saved my life, I think.
1406
01:13:41,312 --> 01:13:43,231
And I'm not joking about that.
1407
01:13:44,816 --> 01:13:48,736
Did you come really close
at any point to... to...
1408
01:13:50,113 --> 01:13:53,658
I know you had dark thoughts,
but suicidal though-- I mean, did you...
1409
01:13:55,118 --> 01:13:57,620
Was it that intense at times?
1410
01:13:58,872 --> 01:14:00,665
- Yes.
- Yeah.
1411
01:14:01,166 --> 01:14:02,750
- Yes, I, uh...
- Yeah.
1412
01:14:02,750 --> 01:14:06,546
I'm gonna say...
six years ago, maybe,
1413
01:14:07,130 --> 01:14:08,673
I went to the gun place,
1414
01:14:09,507 --> 01:14:11,509
and... [chuckles] ...the guy,
1415
01:14:12,594 --> 01:14:13,636
he asked me, uh,
1416
01:14:13,636 --> 01:14:17,849
"Is it for, uh, targets,
or is it for, uh, security?"
1417
01:14:18,600 --> 01:14:21,519
And I was like, "Oh," uh,
'cause I know nothing about guns.
1418
01:14:21,519 --> 01:14:24,355
- Me neither.
- Right, and I'm like, "Um..."
1419
01:14:25,064 --> 01:14:26,941
"Uh... well, yeah, maybe both."
1420
01:14:26,941 --> 01:14:29,402
"I'm in a kinda isolated house."
I'm trying to lie.
1421
01:14:30,403 --> 01:14:32,238
So I picked it up,
and I was looking at it,
1422
01:14:32,238 --> 01:14:33,823
and I was super scared.
1423
01:14:34,407 --> 01:14:36,117
- Golly.
- I walked out of there.
1424
01:14:36,117 --> 01:14:38,661
I was just like,
"Okay. I'm gonna come back."
1425
01:14:38,661 --> 01:14:40,038
"I'm gonna think about it."
1426
01:14:40,038 --> 01:14:42,665
Up until the moment,
really, I transitioned,
1427
01:14:42,665 --> 01:14:44,876
I didn't wanna have a gun around me.
1428
01:14:45,418 --> 01:14:48,254
- Because it could be an impulsive thing.
- Yeah.
1429
01:14:48,254 --> 01:14:52,300
Because there was definitely moments
where I thought, "I wish I had that gun."
1430
01:14:52,884 --> 01:14:56,054
But the moment I transitioned,
1431
01:14:56,054 --> 01:14:57,639
all I wanted to do was live.
1432
01:14:57,639 --> 01:14:58,640
- Oh.
- Just live.
1433
01:14:58,640 --> 01:15:00,558
Live and... and continue on the path...
1434
01:15:00,558 --> 01:15:02,560
Oh my God. I got this free gift.
1435
01:15:02,560 --> 01:15:03,686
...being really who you are.
1436
01:15:03,686 --> 01:15:04,604
- Yes.
- Wow.
1437
01:15:38,304 --> 01:15:41,015
This is already awesome.
1438
01:15:43,560 --> 01:15:49,482
I feel such a strong
Albuquerque connection with Harper
1439
01:15:49,482 --> 01:15:52,860
because I was here working on MacGruber
1440
01:15:52,860 --> 01:15:56,364
when we all first found out
that you were transitioning.
1441
01:15:57,115 --> 01:16:00,952
And it was here
exactly one year ago today.
1442
01:16:03,496 --> 01:16:04,706
I will say
1443
01:16:04,706 --> 01:16:08,376
part of me feels like I should have
made that decision 40 years ago,
1444
01:16:08,960 --> 01:16:11,379
but I wouldn't have met you guys.
1445
01:16:11,379 --> 01:16:15,550
I would not have gotten hired at--
started a comedy world, probably.
1446
01:16:15,550 --> 01:16:17,927
- I would have had a different life, so...
- Yeah.
1447
01:16:17,927 --> 01:16:19,929
Too many good things happened.
1448
01:16:23,308 --> 01:16:26,603
Ooh! Are you guys feeling
the same thing I'm feeling? A little--
1449
01:16:26,603 --> 01:16:29,647
- Yeah, it's pretty high.
- Wait. Hold on. Hold on.
1450
01:16:29,647 --> 01:16:31,482
What is it?
1451
01:16:31,482 --> 01:16:34,527
- You guys hear those dogs down there?
- Yeah, yeah, I do.
1452
01:16:36,779 --> 01:16:37,739
Yeah, do--
1453
01:16:38,489 --> 01:16:39,991
Quiet!
1454
01:16:40,491 --> 01:16:41,868
Shut your dog up!
1455
01:16:43,703 --> 01:16:45,872
Shut your damn dog up!
1456
01:16:47,582 --> 01:16:50,376
The neighborhood
is sick and tired of your dog!
1457
01:16:53,296 --> 01:16:55,131
Now more dogs are barking!
1458
01:17:02,013 --> 01:17:03,890
- Oh my goodness.
- Wow.
1459
01:17:03,890 --> 01:17:07,226
- Make a toast.
- It is an honor to be here.
1460
01:17:07,226 --> 01:17:11,439
I have so much respect for you
and the journey that you've gone on,
1461
01:17:11,439 --> 01:17:14,484
and I'm... I could not be more proud of you
1462
01:17:14,484 --> 01:17:18,071
and... and love, uh, love you very much.
1463
01:17:18,071 --> 01:17:19,822
- Thank you so much.
- To you. To both of you.
1464
01:17:19,822 --> 01:17:22,533
And here's to, uh,
a good rest of the journey.
1465
01:17:23,910 --> 01:17:25,453
I'm gonna really pop it.
1466
01:17:25,453 --> 01:17:26,746
Okay. All right.
1467
01:17:46,349 --> 01:17:48,726
♪ I'm a-drivin' this truck
On a mountain road ♪
1468
01:17:48,726 --> 01:17:50,687
♪ I got a hot rod rig
And I'm a-flyin' low ♪
1469
01:17:50,687 --> 01:17:52,980
♪ My eyes are filled with diesel smoke ♪
1470
01:17:52,980 --> 01:17:55,441
♪ Hairpin curves ain't no joke ♪
1471
01:17:55,441 --> 01:17:57,318
♪ Diesel smoke... ♪
1472
01:17:59,737 --> 01:18:00,905
Whoa.
1473
01:18:00,905 --> 01:18:03,783
Whoa, Nelly.
1474
01:18:05,034 --> 01:18:07,412
♪ I was out last night
Drinking beer with the guys ♪
1475
01:18:07,412 --> 01:18:09,539
♪ Got an achin' head and bloodshot eyes ♪
1476
01:18:09,539 --> 01:18:11,666
♪ I ended up with a pretty little dame ♪
1477
01:18:11,666 --> 01:18:13,918
♪ I didn't even know her name ♪
1478
01:18:13,918 --> 01:18:15,837
♪ Diesel smoke... ♪
1479
01:18:16,421 --> 01:18:17,797
We should call Kristen.
1480
01:18:17,797 --> 01:18:19,382
- We haven't heard...
- Anything.
1481
01:18:19,382 --> 01:18:21,300
...hide nor hair from that lady.
1482
01:18:22,343 --> 01:18:24,846
At the tone,
please record your message.
1483
01:18:24,846 --> 01:18:27,181
Hey, Kristen,
it's Harper and Will.
1484
01:18:27,181 --> 01:18:30,101
Just checking in to see
how the song's coming,
1485
01:18:30,101 --> 01:18:32,520
if it's coming along.
And if it's not, that's okay.
1486
01:18:32,520 --> 01:18:36,524
And, uh, once again,
to echo what Harper's saying, no pressure.
1487
01:18:36,524 --> 01:18:38,151
- No pressure.
- But I just--
1488
01:18:38,151 --> 01:18:40,653
We would like to know how are you fee--
1489
01:18:40,653 --> 01:18:43,156
Are you happy
with the direction you have so far?
1490
01:18:43,156 --> 01:18:45,324
- Right. Okay. Yeah, thanks.
- Thank you.
1491
01:18:51,038 --> 01:18:53,166
Ooh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, Dunkin' Donuts.
1492
01:18:53,166 --> 01:18:54,709
- No.
- Why can't we?
1493
01:18:54,709 --> 01:18:56,461
- No.
- Oh, just this once?
1494
01:18:56,461 --> 01:18:59,589
We never have
to stop again. Just wanted to stop once.
1495
01:18:59,589 --> 01:19:02,967
This trip has been horrible.
1496
01:19:02,967 --> 01:19:04,594
We haven't stopped once.
1497
01:19:05,094 --> 01:19:06,596
Wanted Dunkin' Donuts.
1498
01:19:06,596 --> 01:19:09,265
This stupid trip.
1499
01:19:09,265 --> 01:19:11,559
All we've done is talk to trans people.
1500
01:19:12,810 --> 01:19:15,396
We've not done one fun thing.
1501
01:19:15,396 --> 01:19:17,440
Name one fun thing we've done.
1502
01:19:17,440 --> 01:19:19,942
- What are you talking about?
- Name one fun thing.
1503
01:19:19,942 --> 01:19:24,113
Okay. But... Really?
Maybe you're just hungry.
1504
01:19:24,113 --> 01:19:26,532
I wanted to go to Dunkin' Donuts.
1505
01:19:26,532 --> 01:19:28,701
That's all I wanted to do.
1506
01:19:28,701 --> 01:19:31,370
I never get to do anything I want.
1507
01:19:49,514 --> 01:19:51,599
Could someone
take a picture of us?
1508
01:19:51,599 --> 01:19:53,226
- Sure.
- Thank you.
1509
01:19:54,310 --> 01:19:57,522
- Is... The Grand Canyon was in the picture?
- Of course it was!
1510
01:19:57,522 --> 01:19:59,774
- You got some canyon.
- Oh, okay.
1511
01:19:59,774 --> 01:20:01,901
- Where you guys from?
- Syracuse, New York.
1512
01:20:01,901 --> 01:20:03,110
- Oh, so--
- Oh!
1513
01:20:03,110 --> 01:20:04,278
I'm a New Yorker.
1514
01:20:04,278 --> 01:20:07,740
- New Yorker. We're on a road trip as well.
- Yeah.
1515
01:20:08,324 --> 01:20:11,160
- Harper transitioned...
- I transitioned, and we're just sort of...
1516
01:20:11,160 --> 01:20:14,205
We're kinda discussing
what that means for our friendship.
1517
01:20:14,789 --> 01:20:17,959
- Do you mind if I ask you a question?
- Yeah, good. I would love it.
1518
01:20:17,959 --> 01:20:22,839
I'm just wondering how early you knew,
how early you wanted to.
1519
01:20:24,048 --> 01:20:25,800
I think growing up in Iowa,
1520
01:20:26,843 --> 01:20:29,929
it was so impossible
to think something like that.
1521
01:20:29,929 --> 01:20:32,723
- Uh-huh.
- So I just think I couldn't--
1522
01:20:32,723 --> 01:20:35,393
I thought I was weird.
I knew something was weird about me.
1523
01:20:35,393 --> 01:20:37,061
I definitely knew that and...
1524
01:20:37,061 --> 01:20:41,816
But I also came around to thinking
that... the kind of weird I was was normal.
1525
01:20:42,316 --> 01:20:46,404
So about ten years ago, it just started
to explode in me a little more.
1526
01:20:47,113 --> 01:20:47,989
- And I just--
- Wow.
1527
01:20:47,989 --> 01:20:51,409
I kept fighting it and fighting it
and talking to therapists and...
1528
01:20:51,993 --> 01:20:53,452
- Yeah.
- You know what?
1529
01:20:53,452 --> 01:20:55,955
- I'm a retired therapist.
- Oh. Oh, okay.
1530
01:20:55,955 --> 01:20:59,166
I had a patient very early in my career,
1531
01:20:59,166 --> 01:21:02,545
so now we're talking... 30 years ago,
1532
01:21:02,545 --> 01:21:04,130
and he came in and said,
1533
01:21:05,464 --> 01:21:07,592
"I'm happily married. I love my wife."
1534
01:21:07,592 --> 01:21:08,509
Yeah, yeah.
1535
01:21:08,509 --> 01:21:10,845
"But I dress in her clothes
whenever I can."
1536
01:21:10,845 --> 01:21:13,556
- Yeah.
-"And I don't think I'm--"
1537
01:21:14,599 --> 01:21:17,184
"I don't... I don't...
I don't know what I am."
1538
01:21:17,184 --> 01:21:19,896
- Yeah, yeah. How did you work through it?
- Yeah.
1539
01:21:19,896 --> 01:21:23,399
- I was very closed-minded about it.
- Yeah, yeah.
1540
01:21:23,399 --> 01:21:27,194
Sort of afraid
to go into really unknown territory.
1541
01:21:27,194 --> 01:21:29,030
- It was unknown to me.
- Yeah.
1542
01:21:29,030 --> 01:21:32,617
Can I tell you, I had a therapist
like that that sort of stopped me.
1543
01:21:32,617 --> 01:21:33,701
Ah, I...
1544
01:21:33,701 --> 01:21:35,870
And... and... and again, I'm not--
1545
01:21:35,870 --> 01:21:39,123
I stopped myself enough
that I don't blame anyone.
1546
01:21:39,707 --> 01:21:42,126
- Yeah, that's...
- I tried to be open and supportive.
1547
01:21:42,126 --> 01:21:45,254
But I know
that a lot of my subtle messages were...
1548
01:21:45,254 --> 01:21:46,464
Of course.
1549
01:21:46,464 --> 01:21:49,634
- But I've got this my whole life.
-"But you love your wife and..."
1550
01:21:49,634 --> 01:21:51,135
Yeah, I know. So...
1551
01:21:51,135 --> 01:21:53,554
-"You love your wife, your life."
- Yeah.
1552
01:21:53,554 --> 01:21:55,681
-"Why would you do this?"
- You know?
1553
01:21:55,681 --> 01:21:58,267
- Surgery is a huge...
- "Can you manage it?"
1554
01:21:58,267 --> 01:22:03,147
Yeah. I know that I was a blockade
in that man's-- in that person's life.
1555
01:22:11,489 --> 01:22:13,491
- Here's your blue chair.
- Okay.
1556
01:22:16,869 --> 01:22:19,956
If you named that beer,
what would the name of the beer be?
1557
01:22:20,873 --> 01:22:22,333
- There's no question.
- Yeah.
1558
01:22:23,292 --> 01:22:24,710
Cornelius Danderhoff.
1559
01:22:25,336 --> 01:22:27,880
- Your beer's called Cornelius Danderhoff?
- Mm-hmm.
1560
01:22:28,798 --> 01:22:30,216
- Keep that name.
- Okay.
1561
01:22:32,385 --> 01:22:35,262
This is Dolores O'Brien.
I'm gonna drink her all up.
1562
01:22:36,806 --> 01:22:38,391
But I wanna show you something.
1563
01:22:38,891 --> 01:22:43,145
I have something very special
for my good friend Cornelius Danderhoff.
1564
01:22:45,189 --> 01:22:47,024
- Oh!
- It's a coat.
1565
01:22:48,442 --> 01:22:49,777
It's a beverage jacket.
1566
01:22:50,277 --> 01:22:52,029
It's a... a beverage--
1567
01:22:52,029 --> 01:22:55,741
Well, I don't think of-- I actually don't
think of Dolores as a beverage.
1568
01:22:55,741 --> 01:22:58,619
But I don't know
how you wanna think of it.
1569
01:22:58,619 --> 01:23:00,871
No, Cornelius is gonna love this.
1570
01:23:00,871 --> 01:23:02,456
Oh, just... huh...
1571
01:23:03,457 --> 01:23:04,500
Check this out.
1572
01:23:05,918 --> 01:23:07,461
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho.
1573
01:23:07,461 --> 01:23:10,047
You look adorable, Dolores.
1574
01:23:10,589 --> 01:23:14,343
This new jacket of yours
reminds me of my own.
1575
01:23:14,343 --> 01:23:15,678
You look adorable.
1576
01:23:16,262 --> 01:23:18,848
- Oh, Cornelius. That's so sophisticated.
- Cornelius.
1577
01:23:19,348 --> 01:23:20,433
Guess what?
1578
01:23:20,433 --> 01:23:22,184
I have a surprise for you.
1579
01:23:23,310 --> 01:23:27,273
- Look how sharp you look, Cornelius.
- Oh, Cornelius. Really.
1580
01:23:27,273 --> 01:23:29,608
Cornelius, you need to lose a few.
1581
01:23:29,608 --> 01:23:32,820
- Well, help Cornelius lose a few pounds.
- I...
1582
01:23:32,820 --> 01:23:35,031
- Look how sharp Cornelius looks.
- Look at--
1583
01:23:35,031 --> 01:23:37,616
"Hey, hi. Would you like
to go on a date sometime?"
1584
01:23:37,616 --> 01:23:40,578
-"No." Well, that was a little forward.
-"My word!"
1585
01:24:05,102 --> 01:24:07,063
- Your first time?
- Yeah.
1586
01:24:07,063 --> 01:24:09,940
- Swimming in a... public place.
- In a public place.
1587
01:24:09,940 --> 01:24:11,525
You're taking a chance.
1588
01:24:11,525 --> 01:24:12,526
Yeah.
1589
01:24:12,526 --> 01:24:14,945
- I wanna make you feel at home.
- Oh.
1590
01:24:15,446 --> 01:24:16,697
So...
1591
01:24:23,037 --> 01:24:24,121
Mark Spitz!
1592
01:24:27,249 --> 01:24:28,459
Double cannonball!
1593
01:24:32,171 --> 01:24:33,089
Is it set?
1594
01:24:34,465 --> 01:24:37,176
God, that's freakin' sexy.
1595
01:24:37,176 --> 01:24:39,637
Relaxing with Mark Spitz.
1596
01:24:40,471 --> 01:24:41,972
Okay.
1597
01:24:43,724 --> 01:24:47,394
It's good. It's sexy.
I hope that comes out.
1598
01:24:47,394 --> 01:24:51,023
So swimming in a... a public pool.
1599
01:24:53,484 --> 01:24:55,361
I mean, I love it. I really do love it.
1600
01:24:55,361 --> 01:24:56,612
- Okay.
- I love it.
1601
01:24:56,612 --> 01:24:58,906
I would've liked my suit
to fit better, honestly,
1602
01:24:58,906 --> 01:25:02,159
but I don't think I'm any different
than any woman on the planet
1603
01:25:02,159 --> 01:25:03,869
when it comes to bathing suits.
1604
01:25:03,869 --> 01:25:07,873
I'd be a little more comfortable
in a perfectly fitting suit, I think.
1605
01:25:07,873 --> 01:25:09,166
I think you look great.
1606
01:25:09,667 --> 01:25:13,462
Thank you. I really--
I... I do believe that you mean that. Right?
1607
01:25:14,046 --> 01:25:18,592
The irony that I have done
so many shirtless things
1608
01:25:18,592 --> 01:25:20,761
and things in my underwear or in a Speedo
1609
01:25:20,761 --> 01:25:22,763
is that I'm a fairly modest person.
1610
01:25:22,763 --> 01:25:24,515
No, I know that. I know that.
1611
01:25:24,515 --> 01:25:27,852
When it comes to comedy,
though, which you love...
1612
01:25:27,852 --> 01:25:30,437
- Whatever it takes.
- You will sacrifice yourself.
1613
01:25:30,437 --> 01:25:32,606
That's why I was excited no one was here.
1614
01:25:32,606 --> 01:25:37,862
'Cause I put the Speedo on, I used to be
kind of like comedically out of shape.
1615
01:25:37,862 --> 01:25:39,905
Now I'm like, "Oh boy." Not good.
1616
01:25:40,739 --> 01:25:42,783
I mean,
I know you're being honest.
1617
01:25:42,783 --> 01:25:43,993
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1618
01:25:43,993 --> 01:25:46,495
I know you're a little overweight, uh,
1619
01:25:46,495 --> 01:25:48,497
in places
that you don't wanna be right now.
1620
01:25:48,497 --> 01:25:49,415
Right.
1621
01:25:49,415 --> 01:25:52,960
But when you put on that suit in D.C.,
you are a handsome man.
1622
01:25:53,460 --> 01:25:56,088
To our great looks.
1623
01:26:04,096 --> 01:26:09,185
♪ Ooh, Las Vegas ♪
1624
01:26:09,185 --> 01:26:11,896
♪ Ain't no place for a poor boy like me... ♪
1625
01:26:11,896 --> 01:26:14,023
- What do you wanna do in Vegas?
- Not my favorite city.
1626
01:26:14,023 --> 01:26:15,983
- You're not much of a gambler.
- No.
1627
01:26:15,983 --> 01:26:19,445
Why don't you take me
to a very fancy dinner?
1628
01:26:19,445 --> 01:26:22,448
'Cause they've got
some five-star restaurants now in Vegas.
1629
01:26:22,448 --> 01:26:25,242
Oh, okay, even though
you have yet to pay for anything.
1630
01:26:25,242 --> 01:26:26,911
- Yeah.
- I'm not opposed to that.
1631
01:26:26,911 --> 01:26:28,662
- Okay.
- Let's dress up.
1632
01:26:28,662 --> 01:26:31,081
Like, I'm not gonna
pull a Sherlock on you.
1633
01:26:31,081 --> 01:26:32,166
Okay.
1634
01:26:32,166 --> 01:26:35,753
Maybe this is an opportunity
to have more of a normal experience.
1635
01:26:35,753 --> 01:26:38,964
It would make me feel good
because I feel like I would be
1636
01:26:38,964 --> 01:26:42,343
in another environment
that I haven't really been in.
1637
01:26:42,343 --> 01:26:44,136
Let's have a night on the town.
1638
01:26:44,803 --> 01:26:47,431
♪ Ain't no place for a poor boy like me ♪
1639
01:26:48,557 --> 01:26:50,809
♪ Every time I hit your crystal city ♪
1640
01:26:50,809 --> 01:26:53,729
♪ You know you're gonna make
A wreck outta me ♪
1641
01:26:56,023 --> 01:26:58,567
♪ Well, the queen of spades
Is a friend of mine ♪
1642
01:26:58,567 --> 01:27:00,444
♪ The queen of hearts is a bitch ♪
1643
01:27:00,444 --> 01:27:03,364
♪ Someday when I clean up my mind
I'll find out which is which... ♪
1644
01:27:03,364 --> 01:27:04,865
Why, thanks, buddy.
1645
01:27:05,658 --> 01:27:08,953
- You gonna be okay in there?
- Yes. I'm gonna be in there.
1646
01:27:08,953 --> 01:27:12,206
I'm gonna look around,
and I am crossing my fingers,
1647
01:27:12,206 --> 01:27:14,708
hoping I can find
something fun for tonight.
1648
01:27:14,708 --> 01:27:17,044
I'll see you later.
1649
01:27:17,544 --> 01:27:19,505
- Bye. Goodbye.
- Bye-bye.
1650
01:27:28,138 --> 01:27:29,723
Hi, how are you?
1651
01:27:29,723 --> 01:27:32,309
- I'm going to dinner with a friend.
- Okay.
1652
01:27:32,309 --> 01:27:33,227
Um...
1653
01:27:33,978 --> 01:27:36,397
But I... I just need a disguise.
1654
01:27:36,397 --> 01:27:38,190
I need... I need a realistic-loo--
1655
01:27:38,190 --> 01:27:42,653
- I don't want people to know it's me.
- So are you trying to change--
1656
01:27:42,653 --> 01:27:43,862
- I'm Will Ferrell.
- Oh.
1657
01:27:43,862 --> 01:27:46,156
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
- Very nice to meet you. Yeah.
1658
01:27:46,156 --> 01:27:47,741
So, yeah, I just--
1659
01:27:47,741 --> 01:27:50,828
Tonight, we wanna go to dinner
without a famous person.
1660
01:27:50,828 --> 01:27:52,079
- I see, okay.
- Yeah.
1661
01:27:52,079 --> 01:27:55,040
Probably stick away
from some of the brighter colors
1662
01:27:55,040 --> 01:27:56,959
so it doesn't draw attention to you.
1663
01:27:56,959 --> 01:28:00,212
- Right.
- So do something more natural.
1664
01:28:00,796 --> 01:28:04,717
♪ They call you Lady Luck ♪
1665
01:28:06,302 --> 01:28:10,097
♪ You're on this date with me ♪
1666
01:28:11,307 --> 01:28:12,141
♪ And yet... ♪
1667
01:28:12,141 --> 01:28:16,228
This looks like... not someone who lives
in Vegas, but someone who visits, right?
1668
01:28:18,147 --> 01:28:19,315
That's interesting.
1669
01:28:19,315 --> 01:28:21,608
- Dress sizes are crazy, don't you think?
- Yes.
1670
01:28:22,735 --> 01:28:24,403
- I'll try that one.
- That is cute.
1671
01:28:24,403 --> 01:28:26,238
- Right? Thank you.
- Yeah, it is.
1672
01:28:26,238 --> 01:28:29,158
♪ ...the best that I can do... ♪
1673
01:28:29,158 --> 01:28:31,744
I like that.
That one looks better that way.
1674
01:28:31,744 --> 01:28:33,954
♪ ...is pray ♪
1675
01:28:44,465 --> 01:28:47,926
♪ Luck be a lady tonight ♪
1676
01:28:51,013 --> 01:28:56,143
♪ Luck if you've ever been
A lady to begin with ♪
1677
01:28:56,977 --> 01:29:00,397
♪ Luck be a lady tonight... ♪
1678
01:29:03,150 --> 01:29:04,234
Oh, Will?
1679
01:29:05,527 --> 01:29:06,779
William.
1680
01:29:06,779 --> 01:29:10,240
♪ Luck let a gentleman see... ♪
1681
01:29:10,240 --> 01:29:12,368
Oh my God.
1682
01:29:14,244 --> 01:29:15,788
What is going on?
1683
01:29:16,955 --> 01:29:18,415
Oh my God.
1684
01:29:18,999 --> 01:29:22,294
I'm not Will. I'm David Abernathy.
1685
01:29:22,294 --> 01:29:25,255
Oh, David Abernathy.
Do we have a reservation tonight?
1686
01:29:25,255 --> 01:29:26,465
We do.
1687
01:29:26,465 --> 01:29:28,092
Oh my God.
1688
01:29:34,640 --> 01:29:36,975
Oh, thank you, David.
1689
01:29:37,810 --> 01:29:39,436
- You sit here.
- Okay.
1690
01:29:40,062 --> 01:29:40,938
And there.
1691
01:29:42,731 --> 01:29:43,565
Thank you.
1692
01:29:45,776 --> 01:29:46,944
Oh.
1693
01:29:46,944 --> 01:29:48,570
Good evening, ma'am. Good evening, sir.
1694
01:29:48,570 --> 01:29:50,739
- Hello.
- Welcome to the SW Steakhouse.
1695
01:29:50,739 --> 01:29:52,658
- Thank you.
- What a pleasure to have you.
1696
01:29:52,658 --> 01:29:55,119
- Thank you.
- Thank you. I'm David. This is Harper.
1697
01:29:55,119 --> 01:29:56,829
Hi, David. Hi, Harper. I'm John.
1698
01:29:56,829 --> 01:29:58,455
- Hi.
- Pleasure to meet you both.
1699
01:29:58,455 --> 01:30:00,541
- I'm David Abernathy.
- You're Dav-- Sorry?
1700
01:30:00,541 --> 01:30:03,419
- David Abernathy.
- David Abernathy. I'm John Bortles.
1701
01:30:03,419 --> 01:30:06,004
I... I managed Bette Midler
for a little while.
1702
01:30:06,004 --> 01:30:08,048
- Oh wow.
- And Air Supply.
1703
01:30:08,048 --> 01:30:10,050
- Glad to have you.
- Wait.
1704
01:30:10,050 --> 01:30:13,887
- I believe we'd love... two Montagues.
- A Montague.
1705
01:30:13,887 --> 01:30:17,391
Excellent choice. I'll get that started.
One of our signature drinks.
1706
01:30:18,392 --> 01:30:19,268
Cheers to, uh...
1707
01:30:19,268 --> 01:30:21,812
- Cheers to our little experiment.
- Yeah.
1708
01:30:22,521 --> 01:30:24,648
I don't know if it's working or not.
I can't tell.
1709
01:30:24,648 --> 01:30:26,108
I can't either, but...
1710
01:30:27,943 --> 01:30:31,572
This whole trip, obviously,
you're taking the heat off me.
1711
01:30:31,572 --> 01:30:32,698
- Yeah.
- Um...
1712
01:30:33,866 --> 01:30:37,578
And that's just not the life
of a real trans person.
1713
01:30:37,578 --> 01:30:39,913
But when I was in the Goodwill today,
1714
01:30:39,913 --> 01:30:45,002
I just felt way more comfortable,
and that's a bit of a result of this trip.
1715
01:30:45,002 --> 01:30:46,545
- Yeah.
- For sure.
1716
01:30:46,545 --> 01:30:48,338
- Like...
- Another cocktail?
1717
01:30:48,338 --> 01:30:52,342
Yeah, I would love a,
uh... just a glass of... of Cab.
1718
01:30:53,510 --> 01:30:54,386
Thanks, John.
1719
01:30:56,138 --> 01:30:59,016
Okay,
it's a complicated subject for me.
1720
01:30:59,016 --> 01:31:01,435
Sometimes, the better my makeup looks,
1721
01:31:02,019 --> 01:31:03,854
the worse I feel about my face.
1722
01:31:03,854 --> 01:31:06,273
Well... But you look...
1723
01:31:08,317 --> 01:31:09,276
You look great.
1724
01:31:09,276 --> 01:31:14,406
But there's something about...
the slow process of getting
1725
01:31:15,574 --> 01:31:16,992
used to who I am...
1726
01:31:16,992 --> 01:31:17,910
Yeah.
1727
01:31:18,577 --> 01:31:22,164
...that the... "prettier" I get,
1728
01:31:22,873 --> 01:31:24,791
the more I see the flaws.
1729
01:31:24,791 --> 01:31:28,670
I know what you mean. It's like, "Okay,
I'm putting 'my best foot forward...'"
1730
01:31:28,670 --> 01:31:31,757
Right.
And I don't feel like I... I can-- Yeah.
1731
01:31:31,757 --> 01:31:33,842
It's making me very self-aware of my...
1732
01:31:33,842 --> 01:31:35,052
Right.
1733
01:31:35,052 --> 01:31:37,554
...unfortunately, very masculine face.
1734
01:31:37,554 --> 01:31:39,765
So I look in the mirror, and I--
1735
01:31:39,765 --> 01:31:42,976
- It's like this is getting closer.
- Yeah.
1736
01:31:42,976 --> 01:31:47,105
But now I'm like,
"Wow, I got a... I got more to do."
1737
01:31:47,648 --> 01:31:51,360
But having spent almost two weeks
with you now, I'm just like...
1738
01:31:53,195 --> 01:31:54,196
I'm just sorta like...
1739
01:31:55,697 --> 01:31:56,990
"I'm just with Harper."
1740
01:31:58,200 --> 01:31:59,660
I'm forgetting...
1741
01:32:00,577 --> 01:32:02,079
- The dead name?
- The dead name.
1742
01:32:02,663 --> 01:32:04,456
It's just getting fully...
1743
01:32:06,166 --> 01:32:09,461
replaced, and I don't... I don't know.
1744
01:32:09,461 --> 01:32:10,420
I mean,
1745
01:32:12,047 --> 01:32:12,965
thanks.
1746
01:32:12,965 --> 01:32:17,844
Do you feel lucky sitting across the table
from someone who looks like this?
1747
01:32:19,096 --> 01:32:22,516
I feel very fortunate
to be sitting across the table
1748
01:32:22,516 --> 01:32:24,685
from Bette Midler's old manager.
1749
01:32:24,685 --> 01:32:26,144
- Old manager.
- Yeah.
1750
01:32:26,144 --> 01:32:29,106
- Do you think John-- Oh, here comes John.
- Okay, good.
1751
01:32:30,691 --> 01:32:32,442
You think John knows it's me?
1752
01:32:35,821 --> 01:32:38,323
- Nickel & Nickel Cabernet. Enjoy.
- Thanks, John.
1753
01:32:38,824 --> 01:32:39,825
My pleasure.
1754
01:32:40,659 --> 01:32:41,577
Mm.
1755
01:32:42,619 --> 01:32:45,497
John is suspicious. So just be honest.
1756
01:32:45,497 --> 01:32:48,000
- John's onto me.
- Yeah, John--
1757
01:33:06,977 --> 01:33:10,981
Imagine someone
who goes on a trip with a friend
1758
01:33:10,981 --> 01:33:12,816
and is up for anything and everything.
1759
01:33:12,816 --> 01:33:13,775
Stop.
1760
01:33:13,775 --> 01:33:16,820
And there's literally one thing
they wanna do.
1761
01:33:17,613 --> 01:33:20,616
- One fun thing. That's it.
- We've done so many good things.
1762
01:33:21,116 --> 01:33:23,785
One fun thing that they dreamed about,
1763
01:33:23,785 --> 01:33:25,579
that they journaled about.
1764
01:33:26,538 --> 01:33:29,207
You never said
you journaled about Dunkin' Donuts.
1765
01:33:29,207 --> 01:33:31,043
I did journal about Dunkin' Donuts.
1766
01:33:31,043 --> 01:33:32,252
"Dear journal..."
1767
01:33:32,252 --> 01:33:34,087
If I could go, today's the day.
1768
01:33:34,087 --> 01:33:36,298
"...I have discovered something called..."
1769
01:33:36,298 --> 01:33:39,676
"Something that's changed my life.
It's a place called Dunkin' Donuts."
1770
01:33:39,676 --> 01:33:42,137
"Each donut is my friend."
1771
01:33:42,137 --> 01:33:45,015
- No.
-"I finally found my... my place."
1772
01:33:53,065 --> 01:33:55,734
- Whew.
- This feels like a long way to go.
1773
01:33:57,986 --> 01:34:01,531
Are you okay? Want me to take the other--
1774
01:34:01,531 --> 01:34:04,076
Yeah, could you carry all this?
1775
01:34:04,076 --> 01:34:06,453
Oof!
1776
01:34:19,132 --> 01:34:23,220
So... there's a few passages in my journal
1777
01:34:23,220 --> 01:34:26,264
that I just felt like
just talk to this very place.
1778
01:34:28,892 --> 01:34:30,769
11/27/15.
1779
01:34:32,187 --> 01:34:35,232
"Here we go into another holiday season
of uncertainty."
1780
01:34:36,441 --> 01:34:38,694
"Suicidal thoughts, regrets,
1781
01:34:39,194 --> 01:34:43,657
manic daydreams of a safe life
in small hidden houses away from the world
1782
01:34:43,657 --> 01:34:45,992
where I can create and live in peace."
1783
01:34:47,661 --> 01:34:51,081
"I fantasize about owning
an apartment in Mojave, California."
1784
01:34:51,957 --> 01:34:54,459
"I'm fixated on moving to Mojave."
1785
01:34:55,502 --> 01:34:57,421
"I can't get it out of my mind."
1786
01:35:06,722 --> 01:35:09,725
"In December,
I found a house in Trona, California."
1787
01:35:10,475 --> 01:35:14,104
"It cost ten thousand dollars,
and I couldn't stop obsessing over it."
1788
01:35:15,397 --> 01:35:16,648
"I offered to buy it,
1789
01:35:16,648 --> 01:35:19,609
and now it looks like I will own it."
1790
01:35:21,278 --> 01:35:24,990
"My own space to dress like a woman,
walk around like a woman."
1791
01:35:25,991 --> 01:35:27,325
"Miles from anyone."
1792
01:36:00,817 --> 01:36:03,028
How... how long have you had it?
1793
01:36:04,654 --> 01:36:09,451
I bought it about six or seven years ago.
1794
01:36:20,962 --> 01:36:22,339
Oh my God.
1795
01:36:22,881 --> 01:36:24,174
Yeah. Um...
1796
01:36:26,885 --> 01:36:29,221
And I just was looking for, uh...
1797
01:36:31,556 --> 01:36:33,350
some place to go where I could
1798
01:36:34,351 --> 01:36:36,019
get away from people and...
1799
01:36:37,521 --> 01:36:39,523
There's something I liked about this.
1800
01:36:41,024 --> 01:36:44,402
That it was just so...
so far away from everything else?
1801
01:36:44,402 --> 01:36:47,405
Yeah, it was just hidden
in a downtrodden community, and...
1802
01:36:47,405 --> 01:36:48,323
Yeah.
1803
01:36:49,574 --> 01:36:50,575
I felt I...
1804
01:36:52,869 --> 01:36:54,037
kinda fit in out here.
1805
01:36:54,037 --> 01:36:54,955
Mm-hmm.
1806
01:36:56,289 --> 01:36:57,415
Because...
1807
01:37:03,755 --> 01:37:05,131
Yeah.
1808
01:37:05,966 --> 01:37:06,800
I just...
1809
01:37:08,510 --> 01:37:10,428
I just hated myself so much.
1810
01:37:21,940 --> 01:37:22,899
Fuck.
1811
01:37:23,483 --> 01:37:25,068
I just felt like a monster.
1812
01:37:27,362 --> 01:37:29,281
- I fucking hated it.
- It's okay.
1813
01:37:29,781 --> 01:37:32,242
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it is okay.
1814
01:37:32,242 --> 01:37:33,785
- Everything's okay.
- Yeah.
1815
01:37:34,494 --> 01:37:35,996
Yeah, so...
1816
01:37:36,746 --> 01:37:38,164
...I-- I kind of fancied,
1817
01:37:38,164 --> 01:37:42,002
um, a mid-century modern house out here,
and I would go to town on it.
1818
01:37:43,378 --> 01:37:47,716
And I'll show you inside, and you'll see
how it got vandalized.
1819
01:38:26,129 --> 01:38:27,839
I don't want...
1820
01:38:27,839 --> 01:38:30,050
I just don't want anything to do with it.
1821
01:38:31,217 --> 01:38:34,179
I was just gonna say,
what's... what's the plan now?
1822
01:38:34,721 --> 01:38:36,598
- Give it to somebody?
- Uh-huh.
1823
01:38:38,642 --> 01:38:40,310
I know it's, um...
1824
01:38:42,145 --> 01:38:43,605
I mean, I was gonna be a woman here.
1825
01:38:43,605 --> 01:38:45,857
That was it. I was gonna--
That was my plan.
1826
01:38:45,857 --> 01:38:48,610
I had no... There wasn't any way
to make it work either,
1827
01:38:48,610 --> 01:38:51,071
because I would've been afraid
of these people, too,
1828
01:38:51,071 --> 01:38:54,824
so I just was gonna close the curtains
and walk around this house,
1829
01:38:54,824 --> 01:38:56,826
and it was a safe space.
1830
01:38:56,826 --> 01:38:59,996
- Were you able to ever, like, dress here...?
- Yeah. I mean, this was--
1831
01:38:59,996 --> 01:39:03,166
- I worked in there in women's clothes.
- Yeah.
1832
01:39:03,166 --> 01:39:05,168
And I brought women's clothes with me,
1833
01:39:05,168 --> 01:39:09,089
and I... sat out here at night
in women's clothes.
1834
01:39:09,589 --> 01:39:11,383
I... I... I loved it.
1835
01:39:12,425 --> 01:39:16,388
But it just is not the path.
It's just not the way to do it.
1836
01:39:16,388 --> 01:39:18,682
It's not the-- You can't hide. It's not--
1837
01:39:18,682 --> 01:39:21,017
It catches up with you,
and it's just stupid.
1838
01:39:21,017 --> 01:39:23,687
And I don't wanna be
afraid of people anymore.
1839
01:39:23,687 --> 01:39:26,356
That's just sad and terrible.
1840
01:39:28,108 --> 01:39:30,276
- Yeah, I get to be in the world.
- Yeah.
1841
01:39:30,276 --> 01:39:31,945
- You know what I mean?
- Yeah, right.
1842
01:39:31,945 --> 01:39:33,071
And, also, like...
1843
01:39:36,157 --> 01:39:38,952
I don't have to lie to you anymore.
You know what I mean?
1844
01:39:38,952 --> 01:39:41,579
- Right.
- You're like, "Oh, you got a crazy house."
1845
01:39:41,579 --> 01:39:43,540
Yeah, it's my little thing I'm doing.
1846
01:39:43,540 --> 01:39:45,750
There's always a lie under there,
and I don't like that.
1847
01:39:45,750 --> 01:39:47,919
Yeah, I don't like
lying to my friends at all.
1848
01:39:47,919 --> 01:39:50,630
- And here you are.
- I know.
1849
01:39:50,630 --> 01:39:54,217
One of my really good friends,
and I just was lying to...
1850
01:39:54,217 --> 01:39:55,343
And I don't-- I don't--
1851
01:39:55,343 --> 01:39:57,762
Again, it's not the worst thing
that I was trying to be safe
1852
01:39:57,762 --> 01:40:00,974
'cause I didn't know how people
were gonna react. I was scared.
1853
01:40:01,599 --> 01:40:04,352
But no, I don't...
I don't want to do that anymore. I can...
1854
01:40:05,687 --> 01:40:09,315
I can-- I have a few secrets
that I'm not gonna let you have.
1855
01:40:09,315 --> 01:40:10,692
Okay?
1856
01:40:10,692 --> 01:40:13,820
Like, I-- There's some record places
that I'll never tell you about.
1857
01:40:14,738 --> 01:40:17,574
- I'll get it outta you.
- No, you won't. That's secret.
1858
01:40:17,574 --> 01:40:18,658
And, uh...
1859
01:40:21,578 --> 01:40:23,788
I stole something
from your house one time.
1860
01:40:24,789 --> 01:40:26,082
I already know what it is.
1861
01:40:26,082 --> 01:40:27,917
Oh.
1862
01:40:27,917 --> 01:40:30,170
You are a good friend.
1863
01:40:34,716 --> 01:40:36,926
Uh,
should we go do some fireworks?
1864
01:40:40,805 --> 01:40:45,018
♪ Someway, baby, it's part of me
Apart from me... ♪
1865
01:40:45,852 --> 01:40:48,813
- Oh boy! Gimme your lighter.
- This is exciting.
1866
01:40:48,813 --> 01:40:51,399
- I'm gonna just gonna place this here.
- Okay.
1867
01:40:51,399 --> 01:40:54,277
- ♪ You're laying waste to Halloween... ♪
- Okay.
1868
01:40:56,946 --> 01:40:58,239
Oh!
1869
01:40:58,239 --> 01:40:59,491
Not toward me!
1870
01:40:59,491 --> 01:41:02,869
- Whoa! Oh!
- Ah!
1871
01:41:06,498 --> 01:41:08,416
Whoa-oh-oh-oh!
1872
01:41:11,044 --> 01:41:12,712
Gator Gun! Gator Gun!
1873
01:41:12,712 --> 01:41:14,339
- Gator Gun!
- Gator Gun!
1874
01:41:15,215 --> 01:41:18,468
- Gator Gun! Gator Gun!
- Gator Gun! Yeah!
1875
01:41:18,468 --> 01:41:20,762
Take that! Gator Gun!
1876
01:41:21,471 --> 01:41:23,306
Gator Gun!
1877
01:41:24,933 --> 01:41:28,061
♪ Saying nothing, that's enough for me ♪
1878
01:41:33,066 --> 01:41:35,527
♪ And at once, I knew ♪
1879
01:41:36,361 --> 01:41:39,989
♪ I was not magnificent... ♪
1880
01:41:47,247 --> 01:41:50,750
♪ But I could see
For miles, miles, miles ♪
1881
01:42:10,854 --> 01:42:12,772
Oh-oh. Ah!
1882
01:42:13,481 --> 01:42:15,191
- Uh!
- What? What?
1883
01:42:16,276 --> 01:42:18,736
- You-- It's our last day.
- Yeah.
1884
01:42:19,696 --> 01:42:22,198
- I'm not seeing what you're seeing.
- What does that say?
1885
01:42:22,198 --> 01:42:23,783
Over there? "Dunkin' Donuts."
1886
01:42:23,783 --> 01:42:27,996
I think this trip was stupid if we didn't...
if we don't get to go to Dunkin' Donuts.
1887
01:42:27,996 --> 01:42:31,457
- You gotta be kidding. Jesus.
- I think this whole trip was stupid.
1888
01:42:31,457 --> 01:42:33,334
There, I said it.
You wanted me to be honest.
1889
01:42:34,377 --> 01:42:35,211
Okay.
1890
01:42:36,337 --> 01:42:37,922
Okay, here we go.
1891
01:42:39,215 --> 01:42:40,675
- Guess what?
- Wait.
1892
01:42:40,675 --> 01:42:42,385
- Yes.
- Are you really?
1893
01:42:42,385 --> 01:42:43,303
Yes.
1894
01:42:45,513 --> 01:42:47,932
What can I get started for you?
1895
01:42:47,932 --> 01:42:52,395
What do you like more?
Your classic donut or Munchkins?
1896
01:42:52,395 --> 01:42:54,689
- Do you have apple fritters?
- I do!
1897
01:42:56,482 --> 01:42:57,650
Order something!
1898
01:42:57,650 --> 01:42:58,943
I need more time.
1899
01:42:58,943 --> 01:43:00,195
- No!
- No!
1900
01:43:00,820 --> 01:43:02,906
Just a... a classic glazed.
1901
01:43:02,906 --> 01:43:05,491
- Well, are you fucking happy? Come on.
- Yeah.
1902
01:43:05,992 --> 01:43:09,329
- I'm gonna pull over so you can just eat.
- Oh my God.
1903
01:43:09,329 --> 01:43:10,246
Mmm!
1904
01:43:10,872 --> 01:43:12,415
- And you know what?
- Yeah.
1905
01:43:12,415 --> 01:43:14,292
They're nice and cold.
1906
01:43:15,293 --> 01:43:17,253
- It's great.
- 3,000 miles.
1907
01:43:17,253 --> 01:43:18,213
Really great.
1908
01:43:20,340 --> 01:43:21,799
Is-- How's the trip now?
1909
01:43:22,634 --> 01:43:25,386
It's... honestly, it's, like,
the best trip I've ever had.
1910
01:43:28,890 --> 01:43:30,600
It's been a really good trip.
1911
01:43:34,604 --> 01:43:37,315
♪ I pulled into Nazareth ♪
1912
01:43:37,315 --> 01:43:40,276
♪ Was feeling 'bout half past dead ♪
1913
01:43:41,277 --> 01:43:43,488
♪ I just need some place ♪
1914
01:43:44,072 --> 01:43:45,740
♪ Where I can lay my... ♪
1915
01:43:45,740 --> 01:43:46,658
Harper!
1916
01:43:47,951 --> 01:43:49,786
- Oh my goodness!
- So good to see you.
1917
01:43:49,786 --> 01:43:51,246
Good to see you!
1918
01:43:52,914 --> 01:43:58,044
Harper and Will, what... what has been
the best part of the trip, would you say?
1919
01:43:59,921 --> 01:44:02,298
Boy, we've had some great--
We've had a lot.
1920
01:44:02,799 --> 01:44:06,135
Was there anything you learned about Will
that you didn't know,
1921
01:44:06,135 --> 01:44:09,055
or, Will, that you learned about Harper
that you didn't know?
1922
01:44:09,806 --> 01:44:11,766
For me, I had no idea
1923
01:44:11,766 --> 01:44:16,479
the kind of... the despair that Harper felt
for so long, you know? It's like...
1924
01:44:16,479 --> 01:44:19,524
- Mm-hmm.
- And she hid it really well. She hid it.
1925
01:44:20,358 --> 01:44:21,192
Um...
1926
01:44:23,152 --> 01:44:25,113
What I really learned about Will...
1927
01:44:25,738 --> 01:44:28,741
Like, we've been friends for 27 years,
you know?
1928
01:44:29,617 --> 01:44:30,451
But...
1929
01:44:33,705 --> 01:44:35,206
Yeah. I mean...
1930
01:44:38,835 --> 01:44:41,921
I mean, he loves me.
You know what I mean?
1931
01:44:41,921 --> 01:44:44,048
He's watched me now break down.
1932
01:44:44,048 --> 01:44:48,219
I've watched that, what'd you call,
bag of cement break down too.
1933
01:44:50,847 --> 01:44:52,724
And... I don't know, it just...
1934
01:44:54,434 --> 01:44:56,686
He cared so much about this.
1935
01:44:57,895 --> 01:44:59,856
And cared about
1936
01:45:01,190 --> 01:45:03,651
making sure that I wasn't in pain and...
1937
01:45:04,777 --> 01:45:06,279
It just... Yeah.
1938
01:45:06,279 --> 01:45:08,614
I just... It was very sweet for me.
1939
01:45:10,241 --> 01:45:11,326
Yeah.
1940
01:45:11,326 --> 01:45:13,453
- That's amazing.
- Yeah.
1941
01:45:15,330 --> 01:45:17,040
Will, what color are you gonna go with?
1942
01:45:17,040 --> 01:45:17,957
Green.
1943
01:45:17,957 --> 01:45:22,086
Going with the color
of the homeland, the Emerald Isle.
1944
01:45:22,086 --> 01:45:25,340
- So beautiful.
- I love that, for St. Paddy's Day.
1945
01:45:42,565 --> 01:45:46,652
God, what do we say? You don't wanna,
like, upset the artistic process.
1946
01:45:46,652 --> 01:45:49,447
- Call has been forwarded to...
- God!
1947
01:45:50,490 --> 01:45:52,784
At the tone, please record your message.
1948
01:45:53,493 --> 01:45:55,661
Hi, Kristen.
1949
01:45:55,661 --> 01:45:59,123
It's Will and Harper, and we're, uh...
1950
01:45:59,707 --> 01:46:02,502
Gosh, we've almost
officially made it across country.
1951
01:46:02,502 --> 01:46:05,671
We're gonna go down
to the beach here, and, uh...
1952
01:46:06,339 --> 01:46:08,049
- Well, we're just checking in.
- Yeah.
1953
01:46:08,049 --> 01:46:09,801
Hey, anything you wanna send us
1954
01:46:09,801 --> 01:46:13,096
in the next anywhere from two
to eight minutes would be great.
1955
01:46:14,514 --> 01:46:16,682
- Look at that. There it is.
- Yeah! Yeah!
1956
01:46:16,682 --> 01:46:18,351
- The ocean.
- Beautiful.
1957
01:46:21,354 --> 01:46:23,481
- It does feel good, right?
- Yeah.
1958
01:46:23,481 --> 01:46:26,651
- I mean, it's a long drive.
- Yeah. I know.
1959
01:46:26,651 --> 01:46:27,819
You know?
1960
01:46:30,822 --> 01:46:31,656
Oh!
1961
01:46:32,740 --> 01:46:33,991
- Wow.
- That's great.
1962
01:46:38,788 --> 01:46:41,624
We've dropped these chairs
in some very nice places, haven't we?
1963
01:46:41,624 --> 01:46:43,292
- Yeah.
- The Grand Canyon.
1964
01:46:43,292 --> 01:46:45,169
- Yep.
- The Mississippi River.
1965
01:46:45,169 --> 01:46:46,379
Mighty Mississippi.
1966
01:46:46,879 --> 01:46:49,090
On a-- In a Walmart parking lot.
1967
01:46:53,469 --> 01:46:55,680
- I will never forget this.
- Yeah.
1968
01:46:55,680 --> 01:46:57,682
We'll never forget this trip.
1969
01:46:59,142 --> 01:47:03,688
Because if it's in a week
or six months from now...
1970
01:47:03,688 --> 01:47:04,605
Yeah.
1971
01:47:06,607 --> 01:47:07,859
...the joy...
1972
01:47:07,859 --> 01:47:08,818
Yeah.
1973
01:47:09,485 --> 01:47:12,363
...the joy I'm gonna feel just seeing you.
1974
01:47:12,363 --> 01:47:17,910
Which I always felt, but it's like,
man, I really got close to my friend Will.
1975
01:47:18,578 --> 01:47:20,079
- I still...
- Yeah.
1976
01:47:20,079 --> 01:47:23,708
I'm gonna think of something tomorrow
that I forgot to ask you.
1977
01:47:23,708 --> 01:47:26,210
I'm gonna think
of a bunch of stuff I should've said
1978
01:47:26,210 --> 01:47:27,712
that I wanted to tell you.
1979
01:47:28,296 --> 01:47:29,672
- But...
- We have time.
1980
01:47:29,672 --> 01:47:32,049
- We have time and...
- I mean, yeah.
1981
01:47:37,889 --> 01:47:39,515
I got you a little present.
1982
01:47:41,267 --> 01:47:42,602
- You did?
- Yeah.
1983
01:47:43,728 --> 01:47:44,729
Because one of...
1984
01:47:45,521 --> 01:47:48,983
We've obviously had
this back-and-forth on beauty.
1985
01:47:48,983 --> 01:47:49,901
Yeah.
1986
01:47:50,485 --> 01:47:53,529
- And... being okay with--
- Yeah.
1987
01:47:54,572 --> 01:47:55,948
With kind of, you know...
1988
01:47:57,825 --> 01:48:01,204
Whether it's makeup
or finding the right dress, it... it--
1989
01:48:01,204 --> 01:48:05,791
making yourself feel good
as a woman, beautiful.
1990
01:48:06,667 --> 01:48:09,462
So... I thought to myself,
1991
01:48:09,462 --> 01:48:12,298
"I know what I wanna get Harper
at the end of the thing."
1992
01:48:14,008 --> 01:48:15,760
Her own pair of diamond earrings.
1993
01:48:15,760 --> 01:48:18,346
- Not diamond earrings. Really?
- Yeah.
1994
01:48:21,933 --> 01:48:23,392
Oh my God.
1995
01:48:25,353 --> 01:48:26,187
So...
1996
01:48:29,398 --> 01:48:30,233
Just to...
1997
01:48:32,693 --> 01:48:35,404
Just as kind of obviously
a memory of the trip,
1998
01:48:35,404 --> 01:48:37,281
but just, like, it's okay to...
1999
01:48:39,116 --> 01:48:42,787
It's okay to feel pretty
and do nice, pretty things for yourself.
2000
01:48:44,121 --> 01:48:45,831
Oh jeez.
2001
01:48:53,214 --> 01:48:55,216
I don't-- Jeez.
2002
01:48:55,800 --> 01:48:58,094
It's just so cool.
2003
01:48:58,094 --> 01:49:00,304
It's just so sweet.
2004
01:49:00,304 --> 01:49:02,723
You know?
2005
01:49:02,723 --> 01:49:04,058
This is very special.
2006
01:49:05,059 --> 01:49:07,228
- I'm going in. I'm going in!
- Whoa!
2007
01:49:11,607 --> 01:49:13,109
Hey, it's pretty good!
2008
01:49:15,611 --> 01:49:16,445
Dolores.
2009
01:49:17,947 --> 01:49:18,864
Cornelius.
2010
01:49:20,074 --> 01:49:21,117
So what's next?
2011
01:49:22,827 --> 01:49:23,828
For me,
2012
01:49:25,204 --> 01:49:27,331
tomorrow, I'm running it back.
2013
01:49:27,331 --> 01:49:30,585
I gotta get back to New York,
so I'm gonna drive back across.
2014
01:49:31,502 --> 01:49:33,212
What are you doing, by the way?
2015
01:49:33,796 --> 01:49:36,382
I've literally got nothing.
I'm wide open.
2016
01:49:37,091 --> 01:49:40,052
- You wanna go back with me?
- Yeah, let's just run it back.
2017
01:49:40,052 --> 01:49:42,221
- Take a new route.
- New route. Great.
2018
01:49:42,805 --> 01:49:44,265
- I got a lot of ideas.
- Yeah.
2019
01:49:44,265 --> 01:49:47,059
- I got some fun places to stop.
- I can't wait.
2020
01:49:47,643 --> 01:49:48,978
♪ Take a ride ♪
2021
01:49:50,104 --> 01:49:52,940
♪ Let us see now what goes on inside ♪
2022
01:49:53,983 --> 01:49:56,611
♪ Let's reveal what others try to hide ♪
2023
01:49:57,903 --> 01:50:00,489
♪ Baby, go with me ♪
2024
01:50:01,365 --> 01:50:03,659
♪ I love you, baby ♪
2025
01:50:03,659 --> 01:50:05,411
♪ Take my hand ♪
2026
01:50:06,203 --> 01:50:09,206
♪ I'm afraid to travel through this land ♪
2027
01:50:10,166 --> 01:50:12,918
♪ I'm afraid that I won't understand ♪
2028
01:50:13,961 --> 01:50:16,631
♪ Baby, take my hand ♪
2029
01:50:17,548 --> 01:50:19,383
♪ I love you, baby ♪
2030
01:50:19,383 --> 01:50:23,429
- ♪ Stay... ♪
- Hey, it's Kristen. Um, I...
2031
01:50:24,305 --> 01:50:27,099
I think
I finished the song? Um...
2032
01:50:27,725 --> 01:50:30,978
And, oh my gosh, I... I hope you like it.
2033
01:50:32,396 --> 01:50:33,439
Okay, here it is.
2034
01:50:39,570 --> 01:50:42,657
{\an8}♪ Harper and Will go west ♪
2035
01:50:43,949 --> 01:50:46,118
{\an8}♪ Just a couple old friends ♪
2036
01:50:46,118 --> 01:50:48,913
{\an8}♪ And a couple brand-new breasts ♪
2037
01:50:48,913 --> 01:50:51,791
{\an8}♪ They're off to see America ♪
2038
01:50:51,791 --> 01:50:54,335
{\an8}♪ Not sure what they'll find ♪
2039
01:50:54,335 --> 01:50:56,962
{\an8}♪ Open to the open road ♪
2040
01:50:56,962 --> 01:50:58,881
{\an8}♪ Only to be reminded ♪
2041
01:50:58,881 --> 01:51:03,135
{\an8}♪ That a friend is a friend is a friend ♪
2042
01:51:03,969 --> 01:51:05,304
{\an8}♪ Till the end ♪
2043
01:51:08,641 --> 01:51:10,601
{\an8}♪ Coast-to-coast ♪
2044
01:51:11,644 --> 01:51:15,898
{\an8}♪ Takes 3,000 miles to get this close ♪
2045
01:51:17,108 --> 01:51:18,984
{\an8}♪ Did Lewis and Clark ♪
2046
01:51:18,984 --> 01:51:23,572
{\an8}♪ Dare to go to these emotional places? ♪
2047
01:51:23,572 --> 01:51:26,158
{\an8}♪ This is a greater unknown ♪
2048
01:51:26,158 --> 01:51:29,620
{\an8}♪ So I think my two are the bravest ♪
2049
01:51:29,620 --> 01:51:32,707
{\an8}♪ Harper and Will go west ♪
2050
01:51:34,041 --> 01:51:36,168
{\an8}♪ Like Thelma and Louise ♪
2051
01:51:36,168 --> 01:51:38,963
{\an8}♪ But with a lot less death ♪
2052
01:51:38,963 --> 01:51:41,757
{\an8}♪ They're off to see America ♪
2053
01:51:41,757 --> 01:51:43,926
{\an8}♪ Just one girl and a guy ♪
2054
01:51:44,552 --> 01:51:46,762
{\an8}♪ Open to the open road ♪
2055
01:51:46,762 --> 01:51:48,889
{\an8}♪ Only to be reminded ♪
2056
01:51:48,889 --> 01:51:53,686
{\an8}♪ That a friend is a friend is a friend ♪
2057
01:51:54,270 --> 01:51:55,438
{\an8}♪ Till the end ♪
2058
01:51:58,399 --> 01:52:00,609
{\an8}♪ They'll find their way ♪
2059
01:52:01,944 --> 01:52:05,656
{\an8}♪ Even when they don't know what to say ♪
2060
01:52:06,407 --> 01:52:10,244
{\an8}♪ Known each other for forever and a day ♪
2061
01:52:10,244 --> 01:52:13,289
{\an8}♪ On a path to find themselves ♪
2062
01:52:14,081 --> 01:52:16,083
{\an8}♪ A magical woman ♪
2063
01:52:16,083 --> 01:52:18,919
{\an8}♪ Riding with her grown-up elf ♪
2064
01:52:18,919 --> 01:52:23,632
{\an8}♪ And, ooh, this is the jazzy part ♪
2065
01:52:23,632 --> 01:52:28,929
{\an8}♪ I assume there's no room in the car ♪
2066
01:52:28,929 --> 01:52:34,268
{\an8}♪ For me, or I'd have been invited ♪
2067
01:52:34,268 --> 01:52:36,854
{\an8}♪ But I'll play my part ♪
2068
01:52:36,854 --> 01:52:39,982
{\an8}♪ This one's from the heart ♪
2069
01:52:39,982 --> 01:52:42,818
{\an8}♪ Harper and Will go west ♪
2070
01:52:44,612 --> 01:52:46,614
{\an8}♪ Not prospecting for gold ♪
2071
01:52:46,614 --> 01:52:49,325
{\an8}♪ This is a richer quest ♪
2072
01:52:49,325 --> 01:52:52,328
{\an8}♪ They're off to see America ♪
2073
01:52:52,328 --> 01:52:54,914
{\an8}♪ Follow their own signs ♪
2074
01:52:54,914 --> 01:52:57,249
{\an8}♪ Open to the open road ♪
2075
01:52:57,249 --> 01:52:59,293
{\an8}♪ Only to be reminded ♪
2076
01:52:59,293 --> 01:53:04,673
{\an8}♪ That a friend is a friend
Is a friend is a friend ♪
2077
01:53:04,673 --> 01:53:09,136
{\an8}♪ A friend is a friend is a friend ♪
2078
01:53:09,136 --> 01:53:10,971
{\an8}♪ Till the end ♪
2079
01:53:14,350 --> 01:53:15,935
{\an8}♪ Till the end ♪
2080
01:53:22,650 --> 01:53:25,611
- You may wanna get into the lane.
- What lane am I in?
2081
01:53:25,611 --> 01:53:28,447
{\an8}- Yeah, you're in-- Yes.
- Thank you. Thank you very much.