1 00:00:00,128 --> 00:00:01,229 - Hi, I'm Rekha, 2 00:00:01,229 --> 00:00:03,368 and I'm feeling extremely confident 3 00:00:03,368 --> 00:00:05,680 that I'm gonna play a dramatic role today. 4 00:00:07,518 --> 00:00:08,758 Today we're giving this comedian 5 00:00:08,758 --> 00:00:10,788 a total transformation. 6 00:00:11,657 --> 00:00:15,068 They have no idea who or what they're about to become. 7 00:00:15,068 --> 00:00:16,746 - I'm a freaking turtle. 8 00:00:16,746 --> 00:00:17,579 I know it. 9 00:00:17,579 --> 00:00:19,446 Everything about this screams turtle. 10 00:00:19,446 --> 00:00:21,376 Once they see themselves in the mirror, 11 00:00:21,376 --> 00:00:23,936 they'll have to make up a character on the spot 12 00:00:23,936 --> 00:00:27,118 and then sit down with me for an improvised interview. 13 00:00:27,118 --> 00:00:30,159 This is "Very Important People." 14 00:00:33,003 --> 00:00:34,963 - Each and everything you're putting on me 15 00:00:34,963 --> 00:00:37,715 makes me believe less that I'm a turtle, 16 00:00:37,715 --> 00:00:40,334 but I have to stick to my original idea. 17 00:00:41,642 --> 00:00:43,304 Now, 18 00:00:43,304 --> 00:00:45,323 this could be a turtle still. 19 00:00:45,323 --> 00:00:46,156 Open. 20 00:00:47,927 --> 00:00:49,162 - Oh, disgusting. 21 00:00:49,162 --> 00:00:51,864 So, I thought I was a turtle. 22 00:00:51,864 --> 00:00:53,384 And it's pretty clear 23 00:00:53,384 --> 00:00:56,035 that you guys went in a different direction with that. 24 00:00:56,035 --> 00:00:58,083 So, everyone has to forget 25 00:00:58,083 --> 00:01:00,163 all the turtle stuff I said earlier. 26 00:01:00,163 --> 00:01:01,803 And this is who I am now. 27 00:01:01,803 --> 00:01:04,214 Interesting about the feet being bread. 28 00:01:04,214 --> 00:01:06,052 That's not something you see every day. 29 00:01:06,052 --> 00:01:06,885 I was right. 30 00:01:06,885 --> 00:01:08,883 This is a dramatic role for me 'cause I'm a vegetarian. 31 00:01:08,883 --> 00:01:11,521 I'm really experiencing POV hotdog. 32 00:01:11,521 --> 00:01:14,642 How scary it would be to be eaten. 33 00:01:14,642 --> 00:01:17,950 People talk about how they don't know what hotdogs are 34 00:01:17,950 --> 00:01:20,024 or like where they come from. 35 00:01:20,024 --> 00:01:21,624 I think they come from me. 36 00:01:22,632 --> 00:01:24,641 I put the hot in hotdog, bitch. 37 00:01:38,632 --> 00:01:39,465 - Roar. 38 00:01:44,857 --> 00:01:46,504 We all have a story to tell. 39 00:01:46,504 --> 00:01:47,915 And sometimes those stories 40 00:01:47,915 --> 00:01:49,795 need to be shared with the world. 41 00:01:49,795 --> 00:01:50,753 Good evening. 42 00:01:50,753 --> 00:01:51,586 I'm Vic Michaelis, 43 00:01:51,586 --> 00:01:53,496 back with another edition of 44 00:01:53,496 --> 00:01:55,496 "Very Important People." 45 00:01:57,035 --> 00:01:58,446 Please introduce yourself. 46 00:01:58,446 --> 00:02:00,475 - I am the Mother Hotdog. 47 00:02:04,996 --> 00:02:05,896 - Thank you for being here. 48 00:02:05,896 --> 00:02:06,936 We know how busy you are. 49 00:02:06,936 --> 00:02:08,294 And you are a hero. 50 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:10,394 - I don't consider it being a hero 51 00:02:10,394 --> 00:02:12,744 to be bred for your dinner. 52 00:02:13,744 --> 00:02:14,806 - Like a pun. 53 00:02:14,806 --> 00:02:16,678 - I'm gonna kill myself. 54 00:02:16,678 --> 00:02:17,511 - I'm sorry. 55 00:02:17,511 --> 00:02:18,344 Hey, how about this? 56 00:02:18,344 --> 00:02:19,177 Why don't we, 57 00:02:19,177 --> 00:02:20,010 I'm sorry I touched your bun. 58 00:02:20,010 --> 00:02:22,147 Mother Hotdog, thank you for being here today. 59 00:02:22,147 --> 00:02:22,980 We so appreciate. 60 00:02:22,980 --> 00:02:24,307 We know you are a very busy 61 00:02:24,307 --> 00:02:26,136 and important pillar of our community. 62 00:02:26,136 --> 00:02:28,296 - I'm here to tell my story. 63 00:02:28,296 --> 00:02:29,846 - If you don't mind me saying, you seem a little depressed. 64 00:02:29,846 --> 00:02:31,958 - I guess anybody would be depressed 65 00:02:31,958 --> 00:02:34,827 if little parts of their body got taken out of them 66 00:02:34,827 --> 00:02:36,486 and given to people for dinner. 67 00:02:36,486 --> 00:02:37,446 - I know a lot of us know the story, 68 00:02:37,446 --> 00:02:39,755 that you're sort of the origin of all hotdogs. 69 00:02:39,755 --> 00:02:41,168 And I didn't realize, 70 00:02:41,168 --> 00:02:42,478 Did you fart? 71 00:02:42,478 --> 00:02:43,595 Did you pass wind? 72 00:02:43,595 --> 00:02:46,368 - We have to be cool. 73 00:02:46,368 --> 00:02:47,201 - I have to be cool. 74 00:02:47,201 --> 00:02:50,918 - So, crazy that I'm, literally, the origin of all hotdogs 75 00:02:50,918 --> 00:02:53,075 and you're gonna talk about me doing that fart. 76 00:02:53,075 --> 00:02:53,908 - It was just for sound. 77 00:02:53,908 --> 00:02:55,318 I was wondering if we wanted to cut that part. 78 00:02:55,318 --> 00:02:56,317 - You wanna cut that part? 79 00:02:56,317 --> 00:02:57,207 - I don't necessarily want, 80 00:02:57,207 --> 00:02:58,040 - You want me 81 00:02:58,040 --> 00:02:58,873 to cut the part? - I think it's very natural. 82 00:02:58,873 --> 00:03:00,355 I think a lot of people pass wind. 83 00:03:00,355 --> 00:03:03,638 - Why are we still talking about it? 84 00:03:03,638 --> 00:03:04,471 - Mother Hotdog. - It's like 85 00:03:04,471 --> 00:03:05,304 you can't get over it. 86 00:03:05,304 --> 00:03:06,208 - Origin of all hotdogs. 87 00:03:06,208 --> 00:03:07,041 - Yes. 88 00:03:07,041 --> 00:03:07,987 - Dinner for so many people. 89 00:03:07,987 --> 00:03:09,616 - I'm working around the clock. 90 00:03:09,616 --> 00:03:10,974 4th of July is my hell. 91 00:03:10,974 --> 00:03:12,006 - Santa is to Christmas, 92 00:03:12,006 --> 00:03:13,315 you are to 4th of July. 93 00:03:13,315 --> 00:03:14,314 Yeah, and guess what? 94 00:03:14,314 --> 00:03:16,124 That jerk only works one day a year. 95 00:03:16,124 --> 00:03:18,374 - You have beef with Santa. 96 00:03:19,435 --> 00:03:20,635 - I'm gonna kill myself 97 00:03:20,635 --> 00:03:21,954 in three seconds. 98 00:03:21,954 --> 00:03:22,796 No, I'm sorry. 99 00:03:22,796 --> 00:03:23,629 - Three. - No. 100 00:03:23,629 --> 00:03:24,462 Hey, hey. 101 00:03:24,462 --> 00:03:25,295 You know what? - Two. 102 00:03:25,295 --> 00:03:26,128 - And let's start over. 103 00:03:26,128 --> 00:03:26,961 We're gonna take it back. 104 00:03:26,961 --> 00:03:27,794 And I do apologize. 105 00:03:27,794 --> 00:03:29,152 I thought maybe adding a little bit of levity 106 00:03:29,152 --> 00:03:29,992 to the situation would help. 107 00:03:29,992 --> 00:03:31,723 But I'm seeing that it's not a joke. 108 00:03:31,723 --> 00:03:32,556 - Thank you. 109 00:03:32,556 --> 00:03:33,731 - It's something that I'm personally working on, 110 00:03:33,731 --> 00:03:34,564 making sure that, 111 00:03:34,564 --> 00:03:37,272 you know, we're taking serious things seriously. 112 00:03:37,272 --> 00:03:39,112 And we're seeing and we're hearing and we're listening. 113 00:03:39,112 --> 00:03:39,945 - Okay. 114 00:03:39,945 --> 00:03:41,131 And are you succeeding at all? 115 00:03:41,131 --> 00:03:41,964 - I think so. 116 00:03:41,964 --> 00:03:43,632 As you can see, we have an on-set therapist here. 117 00:03:43,632 --> 00:03:44,632 And so, if you need anything, 118 00:03:44,632 --> 00:03:46,742 you can also ask him any questions about yourself. 119 00:03:46,742 --> 00:03:50,963 - I am Catholic and I don't believe in therapy. 120 00:03:50,963 --> 00:03:52,243 I will not be seeing you. 121 00:03:52,243 --> 00:03:53,076 - You're Catholic? 122 00:03:53,076 --> 00:03:53,909 - Yeah. 123 00:03:53,909 --> 00:03:55,203 - Is that because they don't do meat on Fridays? 124 00:03:55,203 --> 00:03:56,142 - They don't? 125 00:03:56,142 --> 00:03:58,572 - They're also really big on you can't kill yourself. 126 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:01,062 - I have renounced Catholicism. 127 00:04:01,062 --> 00:04:03,170 Any religion that prevents me 128 00:04:03,170 --> 00:04:06,683 from doing what I want with my horrible life 129 00:04:06,683 --> 00:04:08,283 is not the religion for me. 130 00:04:08,283 --> 00:04:09,631 - I'm seeing that we're stressed. 131 00:04:09,631 --> 00:04:11,967 - Yeah. - We got a lot on our plate. 132 00:04:11,967 --> 00:04:12,800 - Three. 133 00:04:13,633 --> 00:04:14,524 - No, and I'm sorry. - Two. 134 00:04:14,524 --> 00:04:15,357 - Woo-woo-woo. 135 00:04:15,357 --> 00:04:16,190 Rewind. 136 00:04:16,190 --> 00:04:17,023 I wanna know about you. 137 00:04:17,023 --> 00:04:18,131 I wanna know about where you come from. 138 00:04:18,131 --> 00:04:20,851 - I am from a slaughterhouse 139 00:04:20,851 --> 00:04:23,742 in Atlanta, Georgia. 140 00:04:23,742 --> 00:04:26,568 - Do you remember being a pig and or cow? 141 00:04:26,568 --> 00:04:29,102 Or is that sort of like an amalgamation? 142 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:30,192 - I am a hotdog. 143 00:04:30,192 --> 00:04:31,025 - A hotdog. 144 00:04:31,025 --> 00:04:31,858 I always hear the joke. 145 00:04:31,858 --> 00:04:33,163 People go, what's a hotdog made of? 146 00:04:33,163 --> 00:04:35,262 Hotdogs made of all the crap that's left over. 147 00:04:35,262 --> 00:04:36,095 - Sure. 148 00:04:36,095 --> 00:04:37,112 - Newsflash. 149 00:04:37,112 --> 00:04:39,062 Put that underneath. 150 00:04:39,062 --> 00:04:40,212 Breaking news. 151 00:04:40,212 --> 00:04:42,592 - Oh, we don't really have a VFX budget this season. 152 00:04:42,592 --> 00:04:44,131 Breaking news. 153 00:04:46,643 --> 00:04:48,963 Hotdogs are their own thing. 154 00:04:48,963 --> 00:04:50,781 It is not made of other things. 155 00:04:50,781 --> 00:04:51,631 - Well, hotdogs are made of you. 156 00:04:51,631 --> 00:04:52,464 - Exactly. 157 00:04:52,464 --> 00:04:53,739 - Can I ask a personal question? 158 00:04:53,739 --> 00:04:55,203 If you kill yourself, what happens? 159 00:04:55,203 --> 00:04:56,036 - Are you in? 160 00:04:56,036 --> 00:04:56,869 - What do you mean am I in? 161 00:04:56,869 --> 00:04:57,702 - You gonna help? 162 00:04:57,702 --> 00:04:58,535 No, I'm not gonna help. 163 00:04:58,535 --> 00:04:59,368 I'm just curious. 164 00:04:59,368 --> 00:05:00,232 You know, Santa, when he dies, 165 00:05:00,232 --> 00:05:01,281 Tim Allen takes over. 166 00:05:01,281 --> 00:05:02,603 And so I'm sort of wondering 167 00:05:02,603 --> 00:05:04,134 what happens in your situation. 168 00:05:04,134 --> 00:05:05,774 - When I die, 169 00:05:05,774 --> 00:05:07,603 nobody picks up the mantle. 170 00:05:07,603 --> 00:05:09,995 4th of July you're starving. 171 00:05:09,995 --> 00:05:10,828 - A hamburger. 172 00:05:10,828 --> 00:05:11,661 - Flat hotdog? 173 00:05:11,661 --> 00:05:12,494 No thanks. 174 00:05:12,494 --> 00:05:13,327 Okay. 175 00:05:13,327 --> 00:05:14,160 - They're disgusting. 176 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:14,993 Don't eat them. 177 00:05:14,993 --> 00:05:15,876 Breaking news. - There's no breaking news 178 00:05:15,876 --> 00:05:17,192 and there's no sound effects there. 179 00:05:17,192 --> 00:05:19,193 Actually. - More at 10. 180 00:05:19,193 --> 00:05:21,033 Hamburgers are their own thing. 181 00:05:21,033 --> 00:05:21,866 - We're on exclusively 182 00:05:21,866 --> 00:05:23,429 at 3:30AM. - And they're disgusting! 183 00:05:23,429 --> 00:05:25,302 After you've watched "Game Changer". 184 00:05:25,302 --> 00:05:26,135 Slaughterhouse. 185 00:05:26,135 --> 00:05:26,968 - Yes. 186 00:05:26,968 --> 00:05:28,692 - You, sort of, game consciousness. 187 00:05:28,692 --> 00:05:31,479 I woke up, I said, 188 00:05:31,479 --> 00:05:33,041 And there was no doctor to slap me. 189 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:34,041 You probably got slapped. 190 00:05:34,041 --> 00:05:35,441 - You think I got slapped as a baby? 191 00:05:35,441 --> 00:05:36,274 - Yeah. 192 00:05:36,274 --> 00:05:37,222 - I don't remember sort of gaining consciousness. 193 00:05:37,222 --> 00:05:39,102 My first memory is when I was four years old 194 00:05:39,102 --> 00:05:41,150 and my twin sister and I went to Delia's. 195 00:05:41,150 --> 00:05:42,201 Do you know Delia's? 196 00:05:42,201 --> 00:05:45,910 - I mean, maybe if the clerk has a blood sugar problem 197 00:05:45,910 --> 00:05:47,982 and they're eating one of my kids during their lunch. 198 00:05:47,982 --> 00:05:49,342 - Okay, so hotdogs that come off of you, 199 00:05:49,342 --> 00:05:51,092 you refer to as children. 200 00:05:51,092 --> 00:05:52,841 - I'm the Mother Hotdog, 201 00:05:52,841 --> 00:05:54,900 so they're my children. 202 00:05:54,900 --> 00:05:56,849 - You're sort of a hotdog Christ-like figure. 203 00:05:56,849 --> 00:05:58,929 Giving your only children to be eaten. 204 00:05:58,929 --> 00:06:00,870 - I am back on Catholicism. 205 00:06:00,870 --> 00:06:01,703 - Right. 206 00:06:01,703 --> 00:06:04,953 - I have converted back to Catholicism. 207 00:06:07,041 --> 00:06:08,260 - At what point do you sort of gain consciousness 208 00:06:08,260 --> 00:06:09,858 and realize, oh my gosh, my, 209 00:06:09,858 --> 00:06:12,137 my children are leaving my body. 210 00:06:12,137 --> 00:06:14,537 I have some sort of affinity towards them. 211 00:06:14,537 --> 00:06:17,217 - You know, sometimes when you go to the bathroom? 212 00:06:17,217 --> 00:06:18,050 - Sure. 213 00:06:18,050 --> 00:06:19,348 - You kind of feel like a weight has lifted, 214 00:06:19,348 --> 00:06:23,057 but it's not like you've actually lost something. 215 00:06:23,057 --> 00:06:23,890 You know? 216 00:06:23,890 --> 00:06:24,723 - You just spend a lot of time being like, 217 00:06:24,723 --> 00:06:25,556 those are my children. 218 00:06:25,556 --> 00:06:29,356 And now you're describing your children's as... 219 00:06:29,356 --> 00:06:30,189 pieces of... 220 00:06:31,513 --> 00:06:32,346 shit? 221 00:06:32,346 --> 00:06:34,987 - Is that not what human children are? 222 00:06:36,295 --> 00:06:37,515 - I, you know, 223 00:06:37,515 --> 00:06:39,053 I think there's a lot of, 224 00:06:39,053 --> 00:06:40,649 So, I'm hearing a lot about what you are. 225 00:06:40,649 --> 00:06:42,787 And I wanna know more about who you are. 226 00:06:42,787 --> 00:06:43,697 Who is Mother Hotdog? 227 00:06:43,697 --> 00:06:45,438 What does Mother Hotdog want? 228 00:06:45,438 --> 00:06:47,617 - You're gonna think it's stupid. 229 00:06:47,617 --> 00:06:48,450 - I'm not. 230 00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:49,283 - Yeah, you are. 231 00:06:49,283 --> 00:06:50,116 - No, I'm not. 232 00:06:50,116 --> 00:06:50,949 You don't know me. 233 00:06:50,949 --> 00:06:51,782 - Um, 234 00:06:51,782 --> 00:06:53,777 I wanna walk New York Fashion Week. 235 00:06:53,777 --> 00:06:54,610 - New York Fashion Week. 236 00:06:54,610 --> 00:06:55,443 Okay. 237 00:06:55,443 --> 00:06:56,276 Hey. 238 00:06:56,276 --> 00:06:57,109 You know what? 239 00:06:57,109 --> 00:06:57,942 We are gonna get you out there. 240 00:06:57,942 --> 00:06:58,775 We are gonna get you all ready 241 00:06:58,775 --> 00:06:59,958 and we're gonna get you in front of the right people. 242 00:06:59,958 --> 00:07:00,791 - No. 243 00:07:00,791 --> 00:07:01,624 What? 244 00:07:01,624 --> 00:07:02,457 - Mother Hotdog? - Heidi? 245 00:07:02,457 --> 00:07:03,290 - No, she's not here right now. 246 00:07:03,290 --> 00:07:04,123 I'm just saying let's, - Heidi? 247 00:07:04,123 --> 00:07:04,956 How about this? 248 00:07:04,956 --> 00:07:07,268 How about we get a PA to fly in some wine. 249 00:07:07,268 --> 00:07:08,101 - Oh! 250 00:07:08,101 --> 00:07:08,934 We're gonna, 251 00:07:08,934 --> 00:07:09,767 we're gonna loosen up here. 252 00:07:09,767 --> 00:07:10,600 We're gonna have a little bit of 253 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:11,766 fun on set. - Hello. 254 00:07:11,766 --> 00:07:12,838 - And thank you. 255 00:07:12,838 --> 00:07:14,486 - Thank you. - And thank you so much. 256 00:07:15,319 --> 00:07:16,152 Wow. 257 00:07:16,152 --> 00:07:16,985 Okay. 258 00:07:16,985 --> 00:07:17,818 Ooh. - Wow. 259 00:07:17,818 --> 00:07:18,651 Okay. 260 00:07:18,651 --> 00:07:19,484 - So, hey, oh. 261 00:07:19,484 --> 00:07:20,336 You 262 00:07:20,336 --> 00:07:21,169 get a taste. 263 00:07:21,169 --> 00:07:22,002 Okay. 264 00:07:24,266 --> 00:07:25,698 Is it gonna hurt you if I bite this? 265 00:07:25,698 --> 00:07:26,677 Do you feel? - Don't worry about it. 266 00:07:26,677 --> 00:07:27,510 Don't worry about it. 267 00:07:27,510 --> 00:07:28,568 Don't worry about it. 268 00:07:29,848 --> 00:07:30,681 Fuck. 269 00:07:31,629 --> 00:07:32,675 - Are you okay? 270 00:07:32,675 --> 00:07:33,508 I spit it out. 271 00:07:33,508 --> 00:07:34,341 - Fuck. 272 00:07:34,341 --> 00:07:35,174 Okay. 273 00:07:35,174 --> 00:07:36,007 And so, this is, 274 00:07:36,007 --> 00:07:37,568 And we're, sort of, tossing that. 275 00:07:37,568 --> 00:07:38,401 Hey, it's okay. 276 00:07:38,401 --> 00:07:39,234 - What? 277 00:07:39,234 --> 00:07:40,067 Was it good? 278 00:07:40,067 --> 00:07:40,900 - Honestly, it was really delicious. 279 00:07:40,900 --> 00:07:41,733 - You want another one? 280 00:07:41,733 --> 00:07:42,677 - Let's do a little bit of drinking and then we'll see, 281 00:07:42,677 --> 00:07:44,359 we'll see where the afternoon takes us. 282 00:07:44,359 --> 00:07:45,192 - You have a pal now, 283 00:07:45,192 --> 00:07:46,317 so you can get 'em whenever you want. 284 00:07:46,317 --> 00:07:47,437 - I don't take that lightly. 285 00:07:47,437 --> 00:07:48,270 I want you to know that. 286 00:07:48,270 --> 00:07:49,103 - Tit for tat. 287 00:07:49,103 --> 00:07:49,936 Friendship. 288 00:07:49,936 --> 00:07:51,056 - Okay, maybe we can get tattoos later. 289 00:07:51,056 --> 00:07:51,889 - Yeah. 290 00:07:51,889 --> 00:07:53,227 - I thought maybe we could play a little drinking game. 291 00:07:53,227 --> 00:07:54,346 - I've never played one. 292 00:07:54,346 --> 00:07:55,407 - Oh, what about "Never Have I Ever"? 293 00:07:55,407 --> 00:07:57,140 Have you played that? 294 00:07:57,140 --> 00:07:57,973 - Never. 295 00:07:59,759 --> 00:08:01,338 - I have played, so I take a drink. 296 00:08:01,338 --> 00:08:02,171 - Okay. 297 00:08:02,171 --> 00:08:03,004 And then I do one. 298 00:08:03,004 --> 00:08:05,090 So, I'll go like, never have I ever been to a sleepover. 299 00:08:05,090 --> 00:08:05,923 - Um, 300 00:08:05,923 --> 00:08:07,501 some of my kids, 301 00:08:07,501 --> 00:08:08,701 I squeezed them out 302 00:08:08,701 --> 00:08:09,781 and they went to a sleepover 303 00:08:09,781 --> 00:08:12,290 at this 10 year old's birthday party. 304 00:08:12,290 --> 00:08:13,607 - Oh. - It was car themed. 305 00:08:13,607 --> 00:08:14,450 - Oh, that's fun. 306 00:08:14,450 --> 00:08:15,283 - Does that count? 307 00:08:15,283 --> 00:08:16,210 - Did they sleepover? 308 00:08:16,210 --> 00:08:17,043 - They got eaten. 309 00:08:17,043 --> 00:08:17,876 - Right. 310 00:08:17,876 --> 00:08:19,461 But they lasted till 10:00PM. 311 00:08:19,461 --> 00:08:20,749 - Yeah, okay, we'll say that counts. 312 00:08:20,749 --> 00:08:23,772 You can take a drink. - Oh. 313 00:08:25,221 --> 00:08:26,414 Okay. 314 00:08:27,247 --> 00:08:28,223 Okay, now it's your turn. 315 00:08:28,223 --> 00:08:29,056 Now you do one. 316 00:08:29,056 --> 00:08:33,389 - Never have I ever been a stupid, bitchy hamburger. 317 00:08:35,874 --> 00:08:36,743 - I've never done that either. 318 00:08:36,743 --> 00:08:37,952 So, cheers to that. 319 00:08:37,952 --> 00:08:38,785 Okay. 320 00:08:38,785 --> 00:08:40,455 - So, you drink when you do it and you don't do it. 321 00:08:40,455 --> 00:08:41,288 - Yeah. 322 00:08:41,288 --> 00:08:42,244 So, we, sort of, drink on both of 'em. 323 00:08:43,343 --> 00:08:44,714 Ah. 324 00:08:48,222 --> 00:08:49,096 You got it? Okay. 325 00:08:50,721 --> 00:08:51,554 Okay. 326 00:08:51,554 --> 00:08:54,244 Never have I ever played a drinking game with my friend. 327 00:08:54,244 --> 00:08:55,077 - Guess what? 328 00:08:55,077 --> 00:08:55,910 - What? 329 00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:56,743 - Finger down. 330 00:08:56,743 --> 00:08:57,576 - Finger down. 331 00:08:57,576 --> 00:08:58,409 And cheers to that. 332 00:08:58,409 --> 00:08:59,242 Cheers to that. 333 00:08:59,242 --> 00:09:00,075 - We're doing it now. 334 00:09:01,653 --> 00:09:02,953 - Yeah. 335 00:09:02,953 --> 00:09:04,296 - We're gonna go ahead and fly in your bag 336 00:09:04,296 --> 00:09:05,129 for a segment we like to call, 337 00:09:05,129 --> 00:09:05,962 What's in my bag? 338 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:09,735 - Oh, you weren't supposed to find that. 339 00:09:09,735 --> 00:09:10,934 It looks like shit. 340 00:09:10,934 --> 00:09:12,084 - Well, let's just sort of go through this. 341 00:09:12,084 --> 00:09:12,917 Look. 342 00:09:12,917 --> 00:09:13,750 This isn't bad. 343 00:09:13,750 --> 00:09:14,583 What is this? 344 00:09:14,583 --> 00:09:15,416 - That's my wallet. 345 00:09:15,416 --> 00:09:16,249 It's empty. 346 00:09:16,249 --> 00:09:17,082 - What do you mean? 347 00:09:17,082 --> 00:09:17,924 There's so many credit cards in here. 348 00:09:17,924 --> 00:09:19,392 - They're all maxed out. 349 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:20,423 - Mother Hotdog. 350 00:09:20,423 --> 00:09:21,404 All of these are maxed out? 351 00:09:21,404 --> 00:09:23,884 Is nobody paying you for your children that they're eating? 352 00:09:23,884 --> 00:09:24,754 - I don't get any money. 353 00:09:24,754 --> 00:09:25,942 There's no union. 354 00:09:25,942 --> 00:09:26,775 - Are you in a relationship? 355 00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:27,608 Can I ask? 356 00:09:27,608 --> 00:09:28,441 - Never. 357 00:09:28,441 --> 00:09:30,107 - That's okay. I'm divorced. 358 00:09:30,107 --> 00:09:31,004 - Nobody loves me. 359 00:09:31,004 --> 00:09:32,421 They only use me. 360 00:09:33,341 --> 00:09:34,404 Honestly, 361 00:09:34,404 --> 00:09:35,703 I should just die. 362 00:09:35,703 --> 00:09:36,536 - Don't say that. 363 00:09:36,536 --> 00:09:37,369 - Don't say that. - Yeah. 364 00:09:37,369 --> 00:09:38,713 - Look, you have so much fun stuff in here. 365 00:09:38,713 --> 00:09:39,546 What are these? 366 00:09:39,546 --> 00:09:40,379 - Three. 367 00:09:40,379 --> 00:09:41,212 - Diapers? 368 00:09:41,212 --> 00:09:42,045 - Two. 369 00:09:42,045 --> 00:09:42,878 You have diapers? 370 00:09:42,878 --> 00:09:43,711 Oh, adult. - Are you judging me? 371 00:09:43,711 --> 00:09:44,759 - I'm not judging you. 372 00:09:44,759 --> 00:09:46,239 Why do you have adult sized diapers? 373 00:09:46,239 --> 00:09:48,489 - Sometimes they can't control when my kids come out. 374 00:09:48,489 --> 00:09:49,322 Oh. 375 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:51,039 - And I don't want them to fall on the floor, 376 00:09:51,039 --> 00:09:52,228 'cause they'll start crying 377 00:09:52,228 --> 00:09:54,620 and then everybody in CVS looks at me. 378 00:09:54,620 --> 00:09:55,453 - Yeah. 379 00:09:55,453 --> 00:09:57,599 - And so, I had to scoop 'em all in the diapers 380 00:09:57,599 --> 00:09:59,540 and I keep 'em near my butt 381 00:09:59,540 --> 00:10:01,919 until I can leave and go to my car and take 'em out. 382 00:10:01,919 --> 00:10:02,980 - Your kids come outta your butt. 383 00:10:02,980 --> 00:10:03,813 - Uh-huh. 384 00:10:03,813 --> 00:10:04,646 - Okay. 385 00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:06,028 Let's go ahead and let's maybe take a look at these. 386 00:10:06,028 --> 00:10:06,861 Oh, okay. 387 00:10:06,861 --> 00:10:07,694 Hey. 388 00:10:08,527 --> 00:10:09,360 Fun. 389 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:10,193 What are these? 390 00:10:10,193 --> 00:10:12,239 - I have postpartum depression every single day. 391 00:10:12,239 --> 00:10:13,746 400 times a day. 392 00:10:13,746 --> 00:10:15,238 This is a PSA. 393 00:10:15,238 --> 00:10:16,506 Breaking news. 394 00:10:16,506 --> 00:10:17,339 - We can't do that. 395 00:10:17,339 --> 00:10:19,661 - Postpartum depression 396 00:10:19,661 --> 00:10:20,776 is real. 397 00:10:20,776 --> 00:10:22,248 - Yeah. - And I, 398 00:10:22,248 --> 00:10:23,368 Double breaking news. 399 00:10:23,368 --> 00:10:24,201 - We can't do that. - At 11, 400 00:10:24,201 --> 00:10:25,034 - so there's no, 401 00:10:25,034 --> 00:10:25,867 it's not - I have 402 00:10:25,867 --> 00:10:26,917 - There's no scroll. - postpartum depression. 403 00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:27,975 We're gonna move on. 404 00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:28,849 Hey, look at this. 405 00:10:28,849 --> 00:10:31,208 We got a passport and some lip gloss. 406 00:10:31,208 --> 00:10:33,677 - It's a shade I would never normally do, 407 00:10:33,677 --> 00:10:35,848 but I bought it to be experimental. 408 00:10:35,848 --> 00:10:36,681 - I love that. 409 00:10:36,681 --> 00:10:39,299 - I practiced my model walk in the mirror. 410 00:10:39,299 --> 00:10:40,132 - Can I see it? 411 00:10:40,132 --> 00:10:41,277 - You wanna see my model walk? 412 00:10:41,277 --> 00:10:42,589 - I'll show you mine if you show me yours. 413 00:10:42,589 --> 00:10:43,422 - Okay. 414 00:10:43,422 --> 00:10:44,496 - Show me yours. - Okay. 415 00:10:44,496 --> 00:10:45,571 - Okay, ready? - Yeah. 416 00:10:45,571 --> 00:10:47,614 Uh-Oh. 417 00:10:47,614 --> 00:10:48,447 - Okay, here we go. 418 00:10:48,447 --> 00:10:49,421 Ready? Here we go. 419 00:10:49,421 --> 00:10:50,479 Here's my model walk. 420 00:10:58,993 --> 00:11:00,183 - That was really ghoulish. 421 00:11:00,183 --> 00:11:01,016 - Do you mean that? - That was good. 422 00:11:01,016 --> 00:11:02,562 - Maybe two of us will be walking at Fashion Week. 423 00:11:03,987 --> 00:11:04,870 - Okay, you wanna see mine? 424 00:11:04,870 --> 00:11:05,777 - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 425 00:11:05,777 --> 00:11:06,694 Here we go. 426 00:11:08,863 --> 00:11:10,075 - You okay, Mother Hotdog? 427 00:11:10,075 --> 00:11:11,436 Can you gimme some um, 428 00:11:11,436 --> 00:11:14,411 music that I feel good... 429 00:11:14,411 --> 00:11:16,206 What about- Oh, god. 430 00:11:16,206 --> 00:11:17,039 Okay. 431 00:11:17,039 --> 00:11:19,256 Oh, I'm noticing you got a couple of kids here. 432 00:11:19,256 --> 00:11:20,089 Okay. 433 00:11:20,089 --> 00:11:20,922 Here. 434 00:11:20,922 --> 00:11:21,755 What do you want me to do with them? 435 00:11:21,755 --> 00:11:23,017 I'm not really like a parent type. 436 00:11:23,017 --> 00:11:25,657 - It's important that they see me first. 437 00:11:25,657 --> 00:11:26,975 - Like a duckling. 438 00:11:31,675 --> 00:11:32,569 - Sarah Beth. 439 00:11:32,569 --> 00:11:33,402 - Oh. 440 00:11:33,402 --> 00:11:34,235 - Michael. 441 00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:35,068 - Okay. 442 00:11:35,068 --> 00:11:35,901 - And Luca. 443 00:11:35,901 --> 00:11:36,734 - You named them all? 444 00:11:36,734 --> 00:11:37,759 - They're Catholic. 445 00:11:37,759 --> 00:11:38,592 Okay. 446 00:11:38,592 --> 00:11:40,030 - And I want you to have them. 447 00:11:40,030 --> 00:11:40,863 - Really? 448 00:11:40,863 --> 00:11:41,696 - All right, gimme music. 449 00:11:41,696 --> 00:11:43,171 - Okay. 450 00:11:46,572 --> 00:11:47,405 - Pick it up. 451 00:11:50,233 --> 00:11:51,358 Faster. 452 00:11:53,334 --> 00:11:54,167 Faster 453 00:11:56,594 --> 00:11:57,705 John. 454 00:12:29,945 --> 00:12:30,778 Gabriel. 455 00:12:31,726 --> 00:12:33,265 Eli. 456 00:12:33,265 --> 00:12:34,545 Jesus. 457 00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:36,053 - Jesus? 458 00:13:04,202 --> 00:13:05,393 Okay, I think we, 459 00:13:05,393 --> 00:13:06,251 I think we got that. 460 00:13:06,251 --> 00:13:07,084 You nailed that. 461 00:13:07,084 --> 00:13:07,917 You do? 462 00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:08,750 - That was incredible. 463 00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:09,583 And I don't just say that. 464 00:13:09,583 --> 00:13:10,416 I see a lot of people on the show 465 00:13:10,416 --> 00:13:11,463 and a lot of them, they're like, how's my walk? 466 00:13:11,463 --> 00:13:12,296 And I'm like, oh good. 467 00:13:12,296 --> 00:13:13,129 And I don't mean it. 468 00:13:13,129 --> 00:13:13,962 I'm kind of lying to them. 469 00:13:13,962 --> 00:13:14,872 But that, honestly, 470 00:13:14,872 --> 00:13:17,434 and I mean it, was amazing. 471 00:13:17,434 --> 00:13:18,540 - That's so nice. 472 00:13:18,540 --> 00:13:19,373 Yeah. 473 00:13:19,373 --> 00:13:20,206 Oh, my God. 474 00:13:20,206 --> 00:13:21,864 Okay. 475 00:13:22,697 --> 00:13:23,530 - God. - Oh, God. 476 00:13:23,530 --> 00:13:24,744 And so, you go ahead and sit down. 477 00:13:24,744 --> 00:13:26,095 - I'm a model. 478 00:13:26,095 --> 00:13:27,066 You are a model. 479 00:13:27,066 --> 00:13:29,935 And I think a model walk needs a model purse. 480 00:13:29,935 --> 00:13:32,034 Let's have a PA fly in our new purse. 481 00:13:32,034 --> 00:13:32,867 - Whoa! 482 00:13:32,867 --> 00:13:35,615 The free stuff is already rolling in. 483 00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:36,626 - Can you picture this, sort of, 484 00:13:36,626 --> 00:13:38,591 walking down the runway at New York Fashion Week? 485 00:13:38,591 --> 00:13:40,396 - It looks like a carabiner. 486 00:13:40,396 --> 00:13:41,229 Thank you. 487 00:13:41,229 --> 00:13:42,062 - So, we can go ahead 488 00:13:42,062 --> 00:13:44,803 and we can put all of your things in your new purse. 489 00:13:44,803 --> 00:13:45,636 - Wow. 490 00:13:45,636 --> 00:13:46,975 - And this, we can just sorta, 491 00:13:46,975 --> 00:13:48,404 This is the model life, 492 00:13:48,404 --> 00:13:49,237 right? 493 00:13:49,237 --> 00:13:50,316 - Free stuff. - Don't look at that. 494 00:13:50,316 --> 00:13:51,895 - Wine flowing freely. 495 00:13:51,895 --> 00:13:52,728 - If you don't mind, 496 00:13:52,728 --> 00:13:54,054 I'd like to ask you some rapid fire questions. 497 00:13:54,054 --> 00:13:55,044 - You've earned my trust. 498 00:13:57,366 --> 00:14:00,276 - Do you floss after or before you brush your teeth? 499 00:14:00,276 --> 00:14:01,946 - I floss on the dance floor. 500 00:14:01,946 --> 00:14:02,967 Okay. 501 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:04,295 Have you ever had surgery? 502 00:14:04,295 --> 00:14:07,276 - I mean, I guess I've had like 503 00:14:07,276 --> 00:14:08,109 four 504 00:14:08,967 --> 00:14:10,597 million C-sections. 505 00:14:10,597 --> 00:14:11,530 - Is a doctor involved at all? 506 00:14:11,530 --> 00:14:12,363 - No. 507 00:14:12,363 --> 00:14:13,196 A medical professional? 508 00:14:13,196 --> 00:14:14,338 - Home birth. - And by yourself? 509 00:14:14,338 --> 00:14:15,171 - By myself. 510 00:14:15,171 --> 00:14:16,177 - A single mom. - Single mom. 511 00:14:16,177 --> 00:14:18,108 And single hotdogs don't get any respect. 512 00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:19,565 - I know that's true. 513 00:14:19,565 --> 00:14:20,407 Ex, 514 00:14:20,407 --> 00:14:21,857 single ex stepparents also get, 515 00:14:21,857 --> 00:14:24,095 absolutely, no respect, anywhere. 516 00:14:24,095 --> 00:14:25,508 Is the bun a part of it? 517 00:14:25,508 --> 00:14:26,341 Sorry. - Huh? 518 00:14:26,341 --> 00:14:28,153 - Well, I was wondering if the bun is a part of your body. 519 00:14:28,153 --> 00:14:28,986 - This is clothes. 520 00:14:28,986 --> 00:14:30,472 This is facial moisturizer. 521 00:14:30,472 --> 00:14:32,233 - This is facial moisturizer. 522 00:14:32,233 --> 00:14:33,404 - Did you just touch this? 523 00:14:33,404 --> 00:14:34,252 No. 524 00:14:34,252 --> 00:14:36,103 I sort of pointed close. 525 00:14:36,103 --> 00:14:36,936 Sorry. 526 00:14:38,330 --> 00:14:39,382 What do you- 527 00:14:39,382 --> 00:14:40,393 That's fine by me. 528 00:14:40,393 --> 00:14:42,164 Is this not okay for you? 529 00:14:42,164 --> 00:14:42,997 Oh, sorry. 530 00:14:42,997 --> 00:14:43,830 - Are you touching it? 531 00:14:43,830 --> 00:14:44,663 No, I'm not. 532 00:14:44,663 --> 00:14:45,496 You know what, we're gonna go ahead and move on from that. 533 00:14:45,496 --> 00:14:46,980 Okay, last, but certainly not at least, 534 00:14:46,980 --> 00:14:48,780 something that I ask each and every one of my guests, 535 00:14:48,780 --> 00:14:50,988 what is the meaning of life? 536 00:14:50,988 --> 00:14:53,750 - Well, if you had asked me this before this interview, 537 00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:55,598 I would've said, there is none. 538 00:14:55,598 --> 00:14:57,809 Three, two, one. 539 00:14:57,809 --> 00:14:58,642 Goodbye. 540 00:14:58,642 --> 00:14:59,475 - Goodbye. 541 00:14:59,475 --> 00:15:01,700 - Then if you had asked me slightly at the beginning, 542 00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:03,058 I would've said, 543 00:15:03,058 --> 00:15:04,340 it's Catholicism. 544 00:15:04,340 --> 00:15:05,448 Jesus is the way. 545 00:15:05,448 --> 00:15:07,318 We have to follow God's orders. 546 00:15:07,318 --> 00:15:08,710 If you'd asked me slightly after that, 547 00:15:08,710 --> 00:15:11,649 I would've said, atheism rocks. 548 00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:12,860 Forget God. 549 00:15:12,860 --> 00:15:14,740 Eschew religion. 550 00:15:14,740 --> 00:15:15,573 It's faith. 551 00:15:15,573 --> 00:15:17,367 If you would've asked me slightly after that, 552 00:15:17,367 --> 00:15:19,929 I would've said, Jesus is our savior. 553 00:15:19,929 --> 00:15:23,190 We have to protect him and listen to all of his ways. 554 00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:24,023 - Mother Hotdog. 555 00:15:24,023 --> 00:15:25,669 I asked you right now, 556 00:15:25,669 --> 00:15:26,717 in this moment, 557 00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:28,178 what is the meaning of life? 558 00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:30,709 - The meaning of life is 559 00:15:30,709 --> 00:15:32,042 to reach a place 560 00:15:32,887 --> 00:15:34,418 where you can understand 561 00:15:34,418 --> 00:15:37,597 how your past has affected your present. 562 00:15:37,597 --> 00:15:39,709 But you do not let it stop you. 563 00:15:39,709 --> 00:15:43,349 Instead you find a new path forward 564 00:15:43,349 --> 00:15:47,309 and you create the life you always envision for yourself. 565 00:15:47,309 --> 00:15:49,476 - That's really beautiful. 566 00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:52,058 Are you sleeping? 567 00:15:52,058 --> 00:15:53,225 Mother Hotdog? 568 00:15:55,237 --> 00:15:56,070 - Are you touching this? 569 00:15:56,070 --> 00:15:56,903 No, I'm not. 570 00:15:56,903 --> 00:15:59,108 I just sort of went there and I went, there, there. 571 00:15:59,108 --> 00:15:59,941 Okay. 572 00:15:59,941 --> 00:16:00,774 And that's totally fine. 573 00:16:00,774 --> 00:16:02,332 We have the new bag. 574 00:16:02,332 --> 00:16:03,929 We have the new walk. 575 00:16:03,929 --> 00:16:05,287 - Eh. - Now it's time 576 00:16:05,287 --> 00:16:06,377 for the new look. 577 00:16:06,377 --> 00:16:08,025 We're gonna do a whole skincare treatment. 578 00:16:08,858 --> 00:16:10,217 Let's fly in the supplies. 579 00:16:13,257 --> 00:16:15,385 Here, you can hold, sort of, this mirror. 580 00:16:15,385 --> 00:16:16,953 I think we're gonna start off with some mist. 581 00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:19,279 So, that's lotion. 582 00:16:20,204 --> 00:16:21,037 Sort of. 583 00:16:21,037 --> 00:16:21,870 Oh, right down the belly, 584 00:16:21,870 --> 00:16:22,703 sort of on the bib. 585 00:16:22,703 --> 00:16:25,575 But here is a, sort, of like a broad spectrum sunscreen. 586 00:16:27,004 --> 00:16:28,705 And so, that didn't come out correctly. 587 00:16:28,705 --> 00:16:29,684 And, normally, I'd be so mad, 588 00:16:29,684 --> 00:16:31,135 but we're chill and I took some deep breaths. 589 00:16:31,135 --> 00:16:32,184 So, we're gonna do that. 590 00:16:32,184 --> 00:16:33,017 Okay. 591 00:16:33,017 --> 00:16:33,850 We're just gonna do a little bit of this 592 00:16:33,850 --> 00:16:34,858 and we're gonna do it in circles. 593 00:16:34,858 --> 00:16:35,691 Oh, my God. 594 00:16:35,691 --> 00:16:36,524 Look at that. 595 00:16:36,524 --> 00:16:37,357 - Is it blending? 596 00:16:37,357 --> 00:16:38,190 - Look in the mirror. 597 00:16:38,190 --> 00:16:39,023 Look in the mirror. 598 00:16:39,023 --> 00:16:39,856 I swear, look. 599 00:16:40,689 --> 00:16:41,522 Do you see that shine? 600 00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:42,355 - I look dewy. 601 00:16:42,355 --> 00:16:43,188 - You do. 602 00:16:43,188 --> 00:16:44,381 Let's just do a little bit of, 603 00:16:44,381 --> 00:16:46,523 we, sort of, mixed in some moisturizer 604 00:16:46,523 --> 00:16:49,204 with the mustard to, sort of, get the color code going on. 605 00:16:49,204 --> 00:16:50,191 And then I, - See. 606 00:16:50,191 --> 00:16:52,123 Here's a public service announce, by the way. 607 00:16:52,123 --> 00:16:52,956 - Okay. 608 00:16:52,956 --> 00:16:53,789 - Amber alert. 609 00:16:53,789 --> 00:16:54,622 We can't do, 610 00:16:54,622 --> 00:16:56,531 - Hotdogs like mustard. 611 00:16:56,531 --> 00:16:58,532 This is the one thing that's actually nice for us. 612 00:16:58,532 --> 00:16:59,492 Amber alert? 613 00:16:59,492 --> 00:17:00,643 - Silver alert. 614 00:17:00,643 --> 00:17:02,301 No, don't, 615 00:17:02,301 --> 00:17:03,734 - Give hotdogs mustard. 616 00:17:03,734 --> 00:17:04,567 - Let's go ahead 617 00:17:04,567 --> 00:17:05,666 and let's blend this in with some more of your mustard. 618 00:17:05,666 --> 00:17:06,850 Yeah, please. 619 00:17:06,850 --> 00:17:07,683 - Here we go. 620 00:17:07,683 --> 00:17:08,833 Oh, look at that color. 621 00:17:08,833 --> 00:17:09,666 - Is it good? 622 00:17:09,666 --> 00:17:10,972 - It's beautiful. 623 00:17:10,972 --> 00:17:12,051 You wanna do something for me? 624 00:17:12,051 --> 00:17:13,073 - I would love to. 625 00:17:23,972 --> 00:17:24,805 - How does it look? 626 00:17:24,805 --> 00:17:25,692 - Oh, my God. 627 00:17:25,692 --> 00:17:27,313 You are looking like a hotdog. 628 00:17:27,313 --> 00:17:28,423 - Is it blended? 629 00:17:28,423 --> 00:17:29,256 - Hold on. 630 00:17:30,473 --> 00:17:31,364 Okay. - Okay. 631 00:17:31,364 --> 00:17:32,425 - We have a base layer. 632 00:17:32,425 --> 00:17:33,258 Okay. 633 00:17:33,258 --> 00:17:35,366 - And now some of the, - Oh, my gosh. 634 00:17:35,366 --> 00:17:36,380 - some of the sunscreen. 635 00:17:36,380 --> 00:17:37,213 - Oh, man. 636 00:17:38,180 --> 00:17:40,310 It's almost like there's something that's burning my eyes. 637 00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:41,169 Is that a good feeling? 638 00:17:41,169 --> 00:17:42,002 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 639 00:17:42,002 --> 00:17:42,835 - Okay. 640 00:17:42,835 --> 00:17:43,668 - Exfoliating. 641 00:17:43,668 --> 00:17:44,501 - Okay. 642 00:17:45,449 --> 00:17:46,282 - Okay. 643 00:17:46,282 --> 00:17:47,115 And then hold on. 644 00:17:48,420 --> 00:17:49,519 - Is there a horseradish? 645 00:17:50,352 --> 00:17:52,209 - Do you mind painting my nails? 646 00:17:52,209 --> 00:17:53,249 - I would love to paint your nails. 647 00:17:53,249 --> 00:17:54,199 And will you paint my nails? 648 00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:55,139 - Yeah. 649 00:17:55,139 --> 00:17:56,580 That's so good. 650 00:17:56,580 --> 00:17:57,578 - I think that one's perfect. 651 00:17:57,578 --> 00:17:58,411 And now my turn. 652 00:17:59,509 --> 00:18:00,342 Oh, my God. 653 00:18:00,342 --> 00:18:01,649 This color is stunning on you. 654 00:18:01,649 --> 00:18:02,898 - Stop it. Are you sure? 655 00:18:02,898 --> 00:18:03,915 - I swear to God. 656 00:18:03,915 --> 00:18:05,081 - It doesn't look like ketchup? 657 00:18:05,081 --> 00:18:05,914 - No, it doesn't. 658 00:18:05,914 --> 00:18:06,747 Go show the camera. 659 00:18:10,749 --> 00:18:12,489 - I feel beautiful. 660 00:18:12,489 --> 00:18:14,009 And you sure it doesn't look like ketchup? 661 00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:16,071 - I'm 1000% positive it doesn't look like ketchup. 662 00:18:16,071 --> 00:18:17,429 It looks like a beautiful model 663 00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:18,950 that's about to walk in New York Fashion Week. 664 00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:21,850 - Thank you. 665 00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:22,683 - You're welcome. 666 00:18:22,683 --> 00:18:23,521 - Because terror alert, 667 00:18:24,618 --> 00:18:25,451 - Hotdogs - No, you can't say 668 00:18:25,451 --> 00:18:26,645 - don't like ketchup. - terror alert. 669 00:18:26,645 --> 00:18:28,367 I think the mustard got my eyes. 670 00:18:28,367 --> 00:18:29,200 - Is that true? 671 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,033 - Yeah. 672 00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:32,506 But it was worth it. 673 00:18:35,188 --> 00:18:36,021 - Vic. 674 00:18:36,021 --> 00:18:37,127 - Yes. 675 00:18:37,127 --> 00:18:39,207 - You taught me I'm more than a mother. 676 00:18:39,207 --> 00:18:40,040 Okay. 677 00:18:41,596 --> 00:18:42,856 - I'm a woman. 678 00:18:42,856 --> 00:18:44,936 - I'm so glad that I could do that for you. 679 00:18:44,936 --> 00:18:46,078 - I'm a hotdog. 680 00:18:46,078 --> 00:18:47,096 I'm a woman. 681 00:18:47,096 --> 00:18:48,678 I'm a hot, hotdog. 682 00:18:48,678 --> 00:18:52,578 You are a hot, hotdog. 683 00:18:52,578 --> 00:18:53,638 - Yeah. 684 00:18:53,638 --> 00:18:54,568 Um, 685 00:18:56,307 --> 00:18:58,146 - Oh. - And it's been so nice 686 00:18:58,146 --> 00:18:59,358 to feel that again. 687 00:18:59,358 --> 00:19:00,191 Right. 688 00:19:00,191 --> 00:19:01,024 Oh. 689 00:19:01,024 --> 00:19:03,028 Oh, I see. 690 00:19:03,028 --> 00:19:03,947 No. 691 00:19:03,947 --> 00:19:04,867 - What? 692 00:19:04,867 --> 00:19:05,700 - No. 693 00:19:07,742 --> 00:19:08,583 No. 694 00:19:08,583 --> 00:19:09,416 But I thought, 695 00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:10,859 - Well, like in a friend way. 696 00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:12,807 - You kept touching my belly. 697 00:19:12,807 --> 00:19:13,640 - Yeah, no. 698 00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:15,230 So, because I was like, oh, we gotta rub that. 699 00:19:15,230 --> 00:19:16,520 I was like, we gotta rub that in. 700 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:19,348 - You, literally, just touched, but my clitoris. 701 00:19:19,348 --> 00:19:20,818 - That's your clitoris? 702 00:19:20,818 --> 00:19:21,651 You know what? 703 00:19:21,651 --> 00:19:22,484 I'm so sorry. 704 00:19:22,484 --> 00:19:23,568 I thought it was like, oh, we're friends. 705 00:19:23,568 --> 00:19:24,401 You know what I mean? 706 00:19:24,401 --> 00:19:25,234 I thought it was like a friends thing. 707 00:19:25,234 --> 00:19:26,320 Sort of, like I was helping you 708 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:27,153 and I like, 709 00:19:27,153 --> 00:19:29,248 and I fixed you as I fixed many people on this show. 710 00:19:29,248 --> 00:19:30,920 And so, I thought that was, sort of, 711 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,000 what was happening here. 712 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,030 - Oh. 713 00:19:33,030 --> 00:19:34,568 - It happens, truly, all the time. 714 00:19:34,568 --> 00:19:35,401 - No, it doesn't. 715 00:19:35,401 --> 00:19:36,590 - Don't worry about that. 716 00:19:36,590 --> 00:19:37,573 - Yeah. - Okay. 717 00:19:37,573 --> 00:19:38,706 - No, I'm not worried. 718 00:19:38,706 --> 00:19:39,539 - Okay. 719 00:19:39,539 --> 00:19:40,372 So, we'll, sort of, 720 00:19:40,372 --> 00:19:41,205 And we'll, 721 00:19:41,205 --> 00:19:42,038 And that's our show. 722 00:19:42,871 --> 00:19:45,122 I'm Vic Michaelis, reminding you to be true to yourself 723 00:19:45,122 --> 00:19:47,482 unless you'd rather be somebody else. 724 00:19:47,482 --> 00:19:48,315 Good night. 725 00:19:55,450 --> 00:19:57,039 Not again. 726 00:20:40,788 --> 00:20:42,138 - Great first day. 727 00:20:42,138 --> 00:20:44,208 Amazing first day. 728 00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:45,041 So, crew, 729 00:20:45,041 --> 00:20:46,009 So, quick announcement. 730 00:20:46,009 --> 00:20:46,842 Yes. 731 00:20:46,842 --> 00:20:47,675 Yes, 732 00:20:47,675 --> 00:20:48,999 I was spending the last six months 733 00:20:48,999 --> 00:20:50,799 hosting the "Unipod Pomaz, 734 00:20:50,799 --> 00:20:52,498 Hungarian English Language Weather Minute", 735 00:20:52,498 --> 00:20:53,551 just outside of Budapest. 736 00:20:53,551 --> 00:20:55,991 And it was lovely and it was a life changing experience. 737 00:20:55,991 --> 00:20:57,847 I did decide to leave that job, 738 00:20:57,847 --> 00:20:59,868 even though they were like begging me to stay, 739 00:20:59,868 --> 00:21:00,740 they really wanted me there, 740 00:21:00,740 --> 00:21:01,865 to come back here. 741 00:21:01,865 --> 00:21:02,698 And why? 742 00:21:03,970 --> 00:21:06,151 Because there was an extra year left on my contract 743 00:21:06,151 --> 00:21:07,529 and they, sort of, said, "stay. 744 00:21:07,529 --> 00:21:08,362 If you wanna stay, stay." 745 00:21:08,362 --> 00:21:09,210 And I said, "no. 746 00:21:09,210 --> 00:21:10,110 You need me here. 747 00:21:10,110 --> 00:21:10,943 You need me here." 748 00:21:10,943 --> 00:21:11,789 And they said, "we don't." 749 00:21:11,789 --> 00:21:14,031 And I said, "that is your anger talking. 750 00:21:14,031 --> 00:21:16,490 That is your fear of what could be talking." 751 00:21:16,490 --> 00:21:17,962 And so, here we are. 752 00:21:17,962 --> 00:21:18,802 And we're making it work. 753 00:21:18,802 --> 00:21:19,690 And we're doing it. 754 00:21:19,690 --> 00:21:20,692 And we love it. 755 00:21:20,692 --> 00:21:21,922 And we're all happy and we're all smiling. 756 00:21:21,922 --> 00:21:23,842 So, if we could all be smiling a little bit more, 757 00:21:23,842 --> 00:21:26,002 I think that's gonna make us feel better.