1 00:00:01,208 --> 00:00:02,588 -[ Radio dialing ] -Hey, ladies... 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 3 00:00:04,383 --> 00:00:06,316 -Dallas is finally starting to cool down, y'all. 4 00:00:06,420 --> 00:00:10,113 -That's why... -♪ We're just a wish away 5 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 6 00:00:10,217 --> 00:00:12,840 -I had a strange premonition. 7 00:00:12,943 --> 00:00:14,980 -...show fueled by lattes. 8 00:00:15,084 --> 00:00:17,327 -Ed Sheeran's back on tour at the Dallas... 9 00:00:17,431 --> 00:00:19,985 -I want to hear about your worst friends. Call us... 10 00:00:20,089 --> 00:00:23,747 ♪♪ 11 00:00:23,851 --> 00:00:27,234 -♪ The queen passed out 12 00:00:27,337 --> 00:00:32,342 ♪ In her balcony when I came out ♪ 13 00:00:32,446 --> 00:00:37,416 ♪♪ 14 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:41,110 ♪ The king ordered his men ♪ 15 00:00:41,213 --> 00:00:46,253 ♪ To close their eyes and say a prayer out loud ♪ 16 00:00:46,356 --> 00:00:51,051 ♪♪ 17 00:00:51,154 --> 00:00:55,848 ♪ Scantily clad woman 18 00:00:57,816 --> 00:01:02,855 ♪ Scantily clad man 19 00:01:04,443 --> 00:01:10,173 ♪ Scantily clad woman 20 00:01:11,726 --> 00:01:17,146 ♪ Scantily clad man 21 00:01:18,423 --> 00:01:22,289 ♪ The pope fled at once 22 00:01:22,392 --> 00:01:27,535 ♪ When I walked upstage and had no shame ♪ 23 00:01:28,847 --> 00:01:31,125 -[ Moans ] 24 00:01:32,540 --> 00:01:35,785 -♪ The knights went to war 25 00:01:35,888 --> 00:01:40,169 ♪ When I kissed her in that pink beret ♪ 26 00:01:40,272 --> 00:01:41,377 -[ Blows ] 27 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:44,034 ♪ Oh, what a big disgrace 28 00:01:44,138 --> 00:01:45,691 -Oh, fuck! My dick! 29 00:01:45,795 --> 00:01:47,314 Ow! 30 00:01:47,417 --> 00:01:53,803 -♪ Scantily clad woman 31 00:01:53,906 --> 00:02:00,741 ♪ Scantily clad man 32 00:02:00,844 --> 00:02:05,263 ♪ Scantily clad woman 33 00:02:05,366 --> 00:02:08,542 ♪ Ooooh ooh ooh 34 00:02:10,509 --> 00:02:12,511 -♪ Skin clear, hair shiny 35 00:02:12,615 --> 00:02:14,064 ♪ Girls and gays like me 36 00:02:14,168 --> 00:02:16,205 ♪ Tap, I'm on your screen 37 00:02:16,308 --> 00:02:17,585 -Lunchtime, freaks. 38 00:02:17,689 --> 00:02:20,278 -Oh, my God, it's the Free Eden girls. 39 00:02:20,381 --> 00:02:22,383 It's impossible to get a job there. 40 00:02:22,487 --> 00:02:24,074 They're like mall royalty. 41 00:02:24,178 --> 00:02:26,318 -Here comes mother. 42 00:02:26,422 --> 00:02:29,218 -The Fruits are so hot. -Isn't there a fourth one? 43 00:02:29,321 --> 00:02:30,909 -I heard she went crazy. 44 00:02:31,012 --> 00:02:32,635 -Cherry... 45 00:02:32,738 --> 00:02:35,500 -Wait, don't they pay? -We don't charge the Fruits. 46 00:02:35,603 --> 00:02:38,158 -Apple's a bitch. -She's so much more than that. 47 00:02:38,261 --> 00:02:41,713 -♪ I serve my Pop Girl Chic 48 00:02:41,816 --> 00:02:44,957 -I needmy shawarma. Gimme, gimme! 49 00:02:45,061 --> 00:02:46,166 Thank you. 50 00:02:46,269 --> 00:02:47,788 -Do you want some? -No. 51 00:02:47,891 --> 00:02:50,308 -I heard she was a wrangler. -She waved at me once. 52 00:02:50,411 --> 00:02:52,793 -Oh, my God, I want to be her. 53 00:02:52,896 --> 00:02:55,416 -My cowgirl. 54 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:57,694 -Her fits are pristine. 55 00:02:57,798 --> 00:02:58,937 -You hungry? -What? 56 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:00,249 -Oh, my God. 57 00:03:00,352 --> 00:03:02,561 -[ Laughs ] 58 00:03:02,665 --> 00:03:04,184 -Want some ranch with that? 59 00:03:05,530 --> 00:03:07,048 -Look. Did you see them? 60 00:03:07,152 --> 00:03:08,464 -Give me the goss, bitch. -Oh, my God. 61 00:03:08,567 --> 00:03:10,086 -See you Wednesday. -Bye! 62 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,330 -I love Fig. She's my favorite. -Go! 63 00:03:12,433 --> 00:03:14,297 -God, I wish I was named after a fruit. 64 00:03:14,401 --> 00:03:15,643 -Colin, get real. 65 00:03:15,747 --> 00:03:17,404 -I want them to spit in my mouth. 66 00:03:17,507 --> 00:03:19,233 -God, they are so hot. 67 00:03:19,337 --> 00:03:21,028 -Bro, she doesn't even know you exist. 68 00:03:21,131 --> 00:03:24,411 -♪ The way that I am walking, it's my accessory ♪ 69 00:03:32,246 --> 00:03:34,559 -Fig, hit 10K today. 70 00:03:34,662 --> 00:03:37,251 Cherry, you get to help me unbox the new shipment. 71 00:03:37,355 --> 00:03:38,597 I'm basically selling for two now, 72 00:03:38,701 --> 00:03:40,012 so if I want to make manager... 73 00:03:40,116 --> 00:03:41,221 -Wait, are you preggy? 74 00:03:41,324 --> 00:03:42,877 -No! No, she's talking about -- 75 00:03:42,981 --> 00:03:46,018 -Don't say her name. She does not work here anymore. 76 00:03:46,122 --> 00:03:47,503 Obvi I'm not pregnant. 77 00:03:47,606 --> 00:03:48,814 What if I had a boy and had to name him, like, 78 00:03:48,918 --> 00:03:49,953 Bob or some shit? 79 00:03:50,057 --> 00:03:51,610 -Yeah. -Yeah. 80 00:03:51,714 --> 00:03:53,785 Apple, you would make such a better manager than Sharon. 81 00:03:53,888 --> 00:03:56,201 -Yeah. Whatever it takes to get rid of [growling] Sharon. 82 00:03:56,305 --> 00:03:58,548 -[ Growling ] Sharon. 83 00:03:58,652 --> 00:04:01,241 -I think gummy bears are making me high. 84 00:04:01,344 --> 00:04:03,104 -Yeah, you need a new addiction 85 00:04:03,208 --> 00:04:04,692 like I need a tiny little bolero jacket. 86 00:04:04,796 --> 00:04:07,385 -Wait, what if we asked Sharon to hire someone new 87 00:04:07,488 --> 00:04:09,525 to replace She Who Shall Not Be Named? 88 00:04:09,628 --> 00:04:12,252 -No, I do not need another cracked-out mini-me. 89 00:04:12,355 --> 00:04:14,875 -Yeah, we don't need anybody, Fig. 90 00:04:14,978 --> 00:04:16,842 We're ride or die. 91 00:04:16,946 --> 00:04:18,430 -Oh! 92 00:04:18,534 --> 00:04:20,432 We do not take the escalator in our skinny heels. 93 00:04:20,536 --> 00:04:22,607 -I'm going pee. -Okay. 94 00:04:22,710 --> 00:04:25,748 -Alone. 'Kay, bye. -Okay. 95 00:04:25,851 --> 00:04:26,990 -Hey, y'all. 96 00:04:27,094 --> 00:04:28,613 -[ Gasps ] Ooh! Free samples. 97 00:04:28,716 --> 00:04:29,717 -No! 98 00:04:29,821 --> 00:04:31,478 Hey. 99 00:04:31,581 --> 00:04:34,653 Um, I don't know what you do at these ren faires, 100 00:04:34,757 --> 00:04:35,861 but, you know, here at the mall 101 00:04:35,965 --> 00:04:39,106 we don't talk to the Sister Sweet's, Fig. 102 00:04:39,209 --> 00:04:41,453 -Um, actually, it's Sister Salt's. 103 00:04:41,557 --> 00:04:43,006 -Okay, okay, okay, okay! Shh, shh, shh, shh. 104 00:04:43,110 --> 00:04:45,285 Put that back. Put that down. Put that down. 105 00:04:45,388 --> 00:04:46,458 Yeah. 106 00:04:46,562 --> 00:04:48,529 Okay, let's go. 107 00:04:50,186 --> 00:04:51,429 -Bye. -No, don't wave at her! 108 00:04:51,532 --> 00:04:54,328 -What? -She'll get the wrong idea. 109 00:04:54,432 --> 00:04:56,296 And Apple says that [speaks indistinctly] 110 00:04:56,399 --> 00:04:59,229 -[ Laughter ] -And Parmesan cheese? 111 00:04:59,333 --> 00:05:01,093 -And then I threw my hot coffee on his dick. 112 00:05:01,197 --> 00:05:02,957 -Wait, your coffee or your latte? 113 00:05:03,061 --> 00:05:04,442 -Latte. Stop. This is serious. 114 00:05:04,545 --> 00:05:05,995 -Oh, my God, I'm sorry. You're right. 115 00:05:06,098 --> 00:05:07,514 -My hot latte on his dick 116 00:05:07,617 --> 00:05:08,860 'cause obviously I was not gonna let this man come. 117 00:05:08,963 --> 00:05:11,311 -Oh, my God, of course. 118 00:05:11,414 --> 00:05:13,865 -But you know what the most beautiful part is? 119 00:05:13,968 --> 00:05:15,763 -I got you an extra latte this morning. 120 00:05:15,867 --> 00:05:17,834 I had the forethought to get you an extra latte. 121 00:05:17,938 --> 00:05:21,148 It's like we're rebelling against the patriarchy together. 122 00:05:21,251 --> 00:05:22,667 -Cherry, you have to work on this compulsion you have 123 00:05:22,770 --> 00:05:24,289 to make yourself the main character 124 00:05:24,393 --> 00:05:26,084 in everyone else's story. 125 00:05:26,187 --> 00:05:28,500 -It's exhausting. -Yeah. 126 00:05:28,604 --> 00:05:31,434 -This better be something I can sell the shit out of. 127 00:05:31,538 --> 00:05:35,024 -Hey, ladies. So, for you, that'll be 800. 128 00:05:36,301 --> 00:05:37,820 Thank you. 129 00:05:37,923 --> 00:05:40,995 And this three-piece is actually on sale for 2,500. 130 00:05:41,099 --> 00:05:42,031 You're so lucky. 131 00:05:42,134 --> 00:05:44,344 -I know. It's great. 132 00:05:44,447 --> 00:05:46,794 -Ah, the receipts will be e-mailed to you. 133 00:05:46,898 --> 00:05:47,899 Thank you. 134 00:05:48,002 --> 00:05:49,003 Oh, my God. Hi! 135 00:05:49,107 --> 00:05:50,626 Oh, these are so good. 136 00:05:50,729 --> 00:05:52,144 Have you ever tried them all together at once? 137 00:05:52,248 --> 00:05:54,146 It's, like, amazing. 138 00:05:55,424 --> 00:05:58,185 -Oh! 139 00:05:58,288 --> 00:06:00,360 Glitter miniskirts. 140 00:06:00,463 --> 00:06:01,430 The Hilary Duff collab is back. 141 00:06:01,533 --> 00:06:02,465 Thank Goddess. 142 00:06:02,569 --> 00:06:04,467 -I'm such a Gordo. 143 00:06:04,571 --> 00:06:06,814 -No, you're a Miranda. Fig's a Gordo. 144 00:06:07,746 --> 00:06:10,439 -What's your name again? -Pumpkin. 145 00:06:12,544 --> 00:06:13,787 -Dead-ass? 146 00:06:13,890 --> 00:06:15,271 -Dead-ass what? 147 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:16,514 -Wait, is that like, a flavor or something? 148 00:06:16,617 --> 00:06:18,516 -No, it's my name. 149 00:06:19,206 --> 00:06:21,519 -I knew there was something special about you. 150 00:06:21,622 --> 00:06:23,106 -You did? -Yeah. 151 00:06:23,210 --> 00:06:24,901 Sorry, we just have a thing about Sister Salt's. 152 00:06:25,005 --> 00:06:26,731 It's, like, bottom of the food chain. 153 00:06:26,834 --> 00:06:29,078 Next to Keep Calm and Cookie On, you know what I mean? 154 00:06:29,181 --> 00:06:31,425 Kind of invisible to us. Sorry. 155 00:06:31,529 --> 00:06:34,359 -It's okay. My job doesn't define me. 156 00:06:34,463 --> 00:06:36,188 My hotness and my personality do. 157 00:06:36,292 --> 00:06:38,881 And are you guys hiring? 158 00:06:41,470 --> 00:06:43,644 -[ Beep ] Fig, have you hit 10K yet? 159 00:06:43,748 --> 00:06:45,922 'Cause Cherry and I are up here working our fucking tits off. 160 00:06:46,026 --> 00:06:47,441 We need you to pull your weight. 161 00:06:47,545 --> 00:06:49,167 Love you, babe. 162 00:06:49,270 --> 00:06:50,893 -Copy, Apple. 163 00:06:50,996 --> 00:06:52,135 -Who's that? 164 00:06:52,239 --> 00:06:53,861 -Why don't you come back tomorrow, 165 00:06:53,965 --> 00:06:56,105 but don't bring the pretzels, okay? 166 00:06:56,208 --> 00:06:57,969 They're like poison here. 167 00:07:01,904 --> 00:07:03,802 Actually, bring the pretzels, 168 00:07:03,906 --> 00:07:05,321 but only bring the cinnamon ones. 169 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:08,048 Apple loves cinnamon. Naturally. 170 00:07:08,151 --> 00:07:10,188 -Thanks, Fig. 171 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:12,708 -Thanks, Pumpkin. 172 00:07:15,538 --> 00:07:17,126 -[ Beep ] Hey, Fruits. 173 00:07:17,229 --> 00:07:19,300 So I know that we don't want to hire anyone else, 174 00:07:19,404 --> 00:07:21,268 but I just met this supercute girl. 175 00:07:21,371 --> 00:07:22,683 Her essence is so boho babe, 176 00:07:22,787 --> 00:07:24,133 and she has a great personality. 177 00:07:24,236 --> 00:07:26,031 She's a bit of a fixer-upper, 178 00:07:26,135 --> 00:07:27,239 but I told her to come back tomorrow. 179 00:07:27,343 --> 00:07:28,896 Okay, I got to go. 180 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,242 There's a woman down here wearing sweatpants 181 00:07:30,346 --> 00:07:31,520 and going through a breakup. 182 00:07:31,623 --> 00:07:33,418 It's a lot. Okay, bye. 183 00:07:33,522 --> 00:07:36,110 -Ohhhhhh! 184 00:07:36,214 --> 00:07:37,698 Fuck! 185 00:07:37,802 --> 00:07:39,182 -I keep telling you your nails are a safety hazard. 186 00:07:39,286 --> 00:07:41,840 -[ Moans ] But I like them so much. 187 00:07:41,944 --> 00:07:49,330 ♪♪ 188 00:07:49,434 --> 00:07:56,959 ♪♪ 189 00:07:57,062 --> 00:08:07,072 ♪♪ 190 00:08:12,112 --> 00:08:19,084 ♪♪ 191 00:08:19,188 --> 00:08:27,058 ♪♪ 192 00:08:27,161 --> 00:08:34,721 ♪♪ 193 00:08:34,824 --> 00:08:42,280 ♪♪ 194 00:08:57,260 --> 00:08:59,090 -Freshly baked pretzel? 195 00:09:13,483 --> 00:09:15,900 -I love cinnamon. 196 00:09:16,003 --> 00:09:18,109 -I heard. 197 00:09:18,212 --> 00:09:20,594 -Do I know you? 198 00:09:20,698 --> 00:09:25,150 -I don't think so. I just got here last week. 199 00:09:26,669 --> 00:09:28,602 -Are you looking for a job, babe? 200 00:09:28,706 --> 00:09:30,190 Bright and early? 201 00:09:30,293 --> 00:09:31,950 -I have a job. 202 00:09:32,606 --> 00:09:35,057 -Do you like this job? 203 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:37,300 -I get that dough. 204 00:09:38,336 --> 00:09:40,200 -Fig, get me an application. 205 00:09:40,303 --> 00:09:41,926 -Mm-hmm. 206 00:09:46,102 --> 00:09:48,864 -They look like little shits. 207 00:09:50,555 --> 00:09:51,867 So how do you take your coffee? 208 00:09:51,970 --> 00:09:55,905 -I don't. It makes me vom. I drink tea. 209 00:09:56,009 --> 00:09:57,631 -Okay, we can work on that. 210 00:10:01,117 --> 00:10:04,362 Do you ever feel alone sometimes? 211 00:10:04,465 --> 00:10:07,468 -I have a heart tattoo on my pinky. 212 00:10:07,572 --> 00:10:08,746 -Mm. 213 00:10:08,849 --> 00:10:10,748 -I think anybody with a tiny heart 214 00:10:10,851 --> 00:10:12,404 tattooed on their body is deeply alone. 215 00:10:12,508 --> 00:10:14,752 -Mm-hmm. 216 00:10:14,855 --> 00:10:16,581 -I think I got it because my parents 217 00:10:16,685 --> 00:10:18,341 couldn't afford to buy me American Girl dolls 218 00:10:18,445 --> 00:10:19,791 when I was little. 219 00:10:19,895 --> 00:10:22,311 I think I'd like to be a doll myself. 220 00:10:23,312 --> 00:10:26,384 I'd like for someone to braid my hair. 221 00:10:26,487 --> 00:10:28,351 -Oh, my God! 222 00:10:28,455 --> 00:10:30,388 So rude. 223 00:10:32,183 --> 00:10:34,047 What's your name? 224 00:10:34,150 --> 00:10:35,980 -Pumpkin. 225 00:10:37,498 --> 00:10:39,017 -Yeah, I know. It's really Pumpkin. 226 00:10:39,121 --> 00:10:42,227 -We're all fruits here at Free Eden. 227 00:10:42,331 --> 00:10:44,885 -what are you up to tonight? 228 00:10:44,989 --> 00:10:46,818 -Uh, well, I was gonna go home 229 00:10:46,922 --> 00:10:49,959 and make a chocolate cake with my mom. 230 00:10:51,202 --> 00:10:55,378 -But, like, what do you want to be up to tonight? 231 00:10:55,482 --> 00:11:02,316 ♪♪ 232 00:11:02,420 --> 00:11:09,254 ♪♪ 233 00:11:09,358 --> 00:11:10,462 [ Chimes sound ] 234 00:11:10,566 --> 00:11:12,257 -Attention, shoppers. 235 00:11:12,361 --> 00:11:14,984 The Dallas Highland Place Mall is now closed. 236 00:11:15,088 --> 00:11:17,918 Please make your way to the exit. 237 00:11:18,022 --> 00:11:25,098 ♪♪ 238 00:11:25,201 --> 00:11:32,243 ♪♪ 239 00:11:32,346 --> 00:11:34,176 -Burn it. 240 00:11:38,628 --> 00:11:40,285 Come on. 241 00:11:48,155 --> 00:11:50,295 -So are you from Oklahoma? 242 00:11:50,399 --> 00:11:51,745 -Uh, what? No. 243 00:11:51,849 --> 00:11:53,057 -Oh, that's crazy, 244 00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:54,679 because you were totally giving off 245 00:11:54,783 --> 00:11:56,370 a scissor-tailed flycatcher vibe. 246 00:11:56,474 --> 00:11:58,614 Happens all the time. 247 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,236 That's the state bird of Oklahoma. 248 00:12:00,340 --> 00:12:02,860 -Um, are we allowed to be in here? 249 00:12:02,963 --> 00:12:05,000 -Technically, no. 250 00:12:05,103 --> 00:12:07,036 I know a lot about state birds. 251 00:12:07,140 --> 00:12:08,831 No one really liked me in high school, 252 00:12:08,935 --> 00:12:11,558 so I know a lot about state birds. 253 00:12:11,661 --> 00:12:13,353 -What's the state bird of Texas? 254 00:12:15,217 --> 00:12:16,908 -Holy shit. Uh... 255 00:12:17,012 --> 00:12:19,186 Holy shit, I'm blanking on it. Oh, my God. Oh... 256 00:12:19,290 --> 00:12:22,569 -Are you from Texas? I'm just -- I'm from Plano. 257 00:12:22,672 --> 00:12:24,157 -Oh, yeah. I'm from Irving. 258 00:12:24,260 --> 00:12:26,021 It's over by the Cowboys' stadium. 259 00:12:26,124 --> 00:12:28,023 And then Apple is from Grapevine, 260 00:12:28,126 --> 00:12:30,163 which is actually kind of close to you. 261 00:12:30,266 --> 00:12:31,751 And then Cherry is from Highland Park. 262 00:12:31,854 --> 00:12:33,131 -Whoa. 263 00:12:33,235 --> 00:12:35,547 -Oh, don't worry. She's not rich. 264 00:12:35,651 --> 00:12:39,344 After her whole family died, she didn't inherit anything. 265 00:12:39,448 --> 00:12:40,967 Life insurance system is so broken, 266 00:12:41,070 --> 00:12:42,451 you know what I mean? 267 00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:46,041 -After her entire family died? -Well, yeah. 268 00:12:46,144 --> 00:12:49,699 Apple and Cherry are part of an elite dead-dads club. 269 00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:52,426 -Me too. -[ Gasps ] FOMO! 270 00:12:54,359 --> 00:12:56,258 The northern mockingbird. [ Laughs ] 271 00:12:56,361 --> 00:12:59,502 That's the state bird of Texas. The northern mockingbird. 272 00:12:59,606 --> 00:13:02,022 I can't believe I forgot that one. 273 00:13:02,126 --> 00:13:04,231 You ask a lot of questions, Pumpkin. 274 00:13:04,335 --> 00:13:05,232 I like it. 275 00:13:05,336 --> 00:13:15,208 ♪♪ 276 00:13:15,311 --> 00:13:25,149 ♪♪ 277 00:13:25,252 --> 00:13:26,288 -Blow me. 278 00:13:26,391 --> 00:13:32,639 ♪♪ 279 00:13:32,742 --> 00:13:38,645 ♪♪ 280 00:13:38,748 --> 00:13:39,888 Blow me. 281 00:13:39,991 --> 00:13:41,613 -I don't really smoke. 282 00:13:41,717 --> 00:13:44,168 -It's not smoking, it's praying. 283 00:13:44,271 --> 00:13:50,070 ♪♪ 284 00:13:50,174 --> 00:13:55,938 ♪♪ 285 00:13:56,042 --> 00:13:58,389 You're a natural, babe. 286 00:13:58,492 --> 00:13:59,804 Welcome to Paradise. 287 00:13:59,908 --> 00:14:03,635 -♪ Put on your hat, psychic cat ♪ 288 00:14:03,739 --> 00:14:05,775 ♪ Tell us the news 289 00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:08,054 ♪ As we cruise 290 00:14:08,157 --> 00:14:16,959 -♪ Cru-u-u-u-u-ise 291 00:14:17,063 --> 00:14:21,930 -♪ Where do you go when we blow? ♪ 292 00:14:22,033 --> 00:14:23,448 ♪ You look so fine 293 00:14:23,552 --> 00:14:25,657 -Of the tree. Winter. 294 00:14:25,761 --> 00:14:31,008 ♪♪ 295 00:14:31,111 --> 00:14:33,217 -Of the root. Summer. 296 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:40,258 ♪♪ 297 00:14:40,362 --> 00:14:42,019 -Cherry's sober. 298 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:43,883 -Okay. 299 00:14:43,986 --> 00:14:45,505 Cool. 300 00:14:45,608 --> 00:14:50,061 -Okay, now you say where your fruit comes from 301 00:14:50,165 --> 00:14:52,029 and the peak season. 302 00:14:52,132 --> 00:14:54,790 -So you would say, "Of the..." 303 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,240 "Bush. Spring." 304 00:14:58,345 --> 00:15:02,418 -Uh, okay. Of the...dirt. 305 00:15:02,522 --> 00:15:04,041 And, uh, Halloween. 306 00:15:04,144 --> 00:15:07,044 -It's a vine. Pumpkins grow on vines. 307 00:15:07,147 --> 00:15:08,769 I looked it up. I Googled it. 308 00:15:08,873 --> 00:15:11,324 Just to make sure that it was actually also a fruit -- 309 00:15:11,427 --> 00:15:14,258 -Cherry. You need to be more trusting. 310 00:15:14,361 --> 00:15:16,294 That's another unattractive quality we have to work on. 311 00:15:16,398 --> 00:15:18,055 -Sorry. 312 00:15:18,158 --> 00:15:20,022 I just couldn't pass up the opportunity 313 00:15:20,126 --> 00:15:21,403 for a good background check. 314 00:15:21,506 --> 00:15:24,578 -Y'all, Halloween is in the fall. 315 00:15:24,682 --> 00:15:26,511 -I know. -That's bananas. 316 00:15:26,615 --> 00:15:28,962 -We've finally completed the retail season. 317 00:15:29,066 --> 00:15:32,276 -Well, if we agree that a pumpkin is a fruit, 318 00:15:32,379 --> 00:15:34,347 because some scientists believe that it's actually a vegetable. 319 00:15:34,450 --> 00:15:37,005 -I'm sorry, Cherry, do you actually fucking hate women? 320 00:15:37,108 --> 00:15:39,352 -What? -I thought you were ride or die, babe. 321 00:15:39,455 --> 00:15:42,527 -I am. I am both ride and die. 322 00:15:42,631 --> 00:15:45,737 -Oh, so are you staying, or are you going? 323 00:15:49,465 --> 00:15:51,191 -Um... 324 00:15:51,295 --> 00:15:53,090 [ Inhales sharply ] 325 00:15:53,193 --> 00:15:57,473 Oh, my God. The retail cycle is complete. 326 00:15:57,577 --> 00:16:00,200 This is cosmic. 327 00:16:00,304 --> 00:16:01,926 -Let's begin the induction. 328 00:16:02,030 --> 00:16:03,514 [ Clears throat ] 329 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,727 [ Intoning ] 330 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,523 [ Intoning stops ] 331 00:16:12,626 --> 00:16:14,904 -Okay, I'm sorry, but what is freaking going on? 332 00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:16,803 -What do you mean, babes? 333 00:16:16,906 --> 00:16:18,494 -Is it -- Is it -- Is that blood? 334 00:16:18,598 --> 00:16:20,393 Um, I just, um... 335 00:16:20,496 --> 00:16:23,465 Is it weird that I'm confused right now? 336 00:16:23,568 --> 00:16:25,225 -Yeah. -Mm-hmm. 337 00:16:25,329 --> 00:16:27,331 -Are you guys witches? 338 00:16:27,434 --> 00:16:30,092 -What is your definition of a witch? 339 00:16:31,335 --> 00:16:37,099 -Um...broomsticks and spells, I guess. 340 00:16:37,203 --> 00:16:39,377 -And Nicole Kidman. -[ Gasps ] Yes. 341 00:16:39,481 --> 00:16:41,517 -I studied the occult, alchemy, astrology, 342 00:16:41,621 --> 00:16:43,174 astral projection. 343 00:16:43,278 --> 00:16:45,832 -Where our consciousness can exist without our bodies. 344 00:16:45,935 --> 00:16:47,385 -Fig, has a degree in astrophysics. 345 00:16:47,489 --> 00:16:49,905 -I'm saving up for grad school. 346 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:54,220 -Our magic isn't some witch-talk rip-off 347 00:16:54,323 --> 00:16:56,843 fluffy-bunny bullshit. 348 00:16:56,946 --> 00:16:59,397 To put it simply, 349 00:16:59,501 --> 00:17:02,573 our magic is the mundane shit 350 00:17:02,676 --> 00:17:05,334 you would have been executed for in Salem. 351 00:17:05,438 --> 00:17:09,166 Being a witch is being a sister. 352 00:17:09,269 --> 00:17:11,271 And we all need sisterhood to survive. 353 00:17:11,375 --> 00:17:15,103 That's why I created Paradise. 354 00:17:15,206 --> 00:17:17,760 You must follow three rules. 355 00:17:20,177 --> 00:17:23,801 -Rule one -- We follow the shine theory. 356 00:17:23,904 --> 00:17:26,838 Shine theory states women illuminate 357 00:17:26,942 --> 00:17:30,083 when they surround themselves with other women who shine, 358 00:17:30,187 --> 00:17:33,121 and they don't do anything to dim their light. 359 00:17:34,156 --> 00:17:38,022 -Rule two -- the vindicar. 360 00:17:38,126 --> 00:17:40,162 The demon that derives pleasure 361 00:17:40,266 --> 00:17:44,304 from other people's pain and misery. 362 00:17:44,408 --> 00:17:47,169 You must banish vindicars. 363 00:17:47,273 --> 00:17:49,792 -And most importantly, rule three -- 364 00:17:49,896 --> 00:17:53,555 We only text boys using emojis. 365 00:17:53,658 --> 00:17:54,970 Right, Fig? 366 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,662 -Well, Norman's not my boyfriend, so... 367 00:17:57,766 --> 00:17:59,112 -He better not be. 368 00:18:04,393 --> 00:18:06,050 [ Chanting ] Goats milk, thigh gaps, 369 00:18:06,154 --> 00:18:08,017 rose petals, bone caps, 370 00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:09,916 truffle oil, bitch slap, 371 00:18:10,019 --> 00:18:12,574 blood clots, juice press. 372 00:18:17,855 --> 00:18:19,477 -Hold my finger. 373 00:18:23,826 --> 00:18:25,552 -Slap me. 374 00:18:26,415 --> 00:18:29,694 -[ Exhales sharply ] What? 375 00:18:29,798 --> 00:18:32,111 -Do it. 376 00:18:32,835 --> 00:18:34,182 -No. 377 00:18:38,013 --> 00:18:39,808 -Boo. 378 00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:41,672 I really thought you -- 379 00:18:42,983 --> 00:18:44,192 [ Exhales sharply ] 380 00:18:46,746 --> 00:18:49,887 Oh, my gosh, I'm -- I'm so sorry. I... 381 00:18:53,304 --> 00:18:56,307 -No worries, babe. That was the last ingredient. 382 00:19:00,208 --> 00:19:02,313 Drink up. 383 00:19:20,262 --> 00:19:21,608 Good girl. 384 00:19:22,575 --> 00:19:24,232 Come with. 385 00:19:29,789 --> 00:19:31,170 Welcome to confessional. 386 00:19:31,273 --> 00:19:34,138 This is a safe space where we confess our sins 387 00:19:34,242 --> 00:19:36,036 to the ultimate femme martyr. 388 00:19:36,140 --> 00:19:39,212 You must address her by her stage name. 389 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,042 -Which is? 390 00:19:42,146 --> 00:19:45,114 -Marilyn. 391 00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:47,082 Monroe. 392 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,670 Duh. 393 00:19:48,773 --> 00:19:52,087 No man could control her. Not even the president. 394 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,952 And we honor that sacrifice. 395 00:19:57,679 --> 00:19:59,957 -Am I supposed to look in the mirror? 396 00:20:00,060 --> 00:20:01,993 -Yeah, babe. 397 00:20:02,097 --> 00:20:03,478 -Uh, wait, but I just, I don't -- 398 00:20:03,581 --> 00:20:05,963 I don't have anything to confess, so... 399 00:20:07,275 --> 00:20:09,346 -I wouldn't be so sure about that. 400 00:20:18,803 --> 00:20:21,703 -Uh... 401 00:20:21,806 --> 00:20:22,738 Marilyn. 402 00:20:22,842 --> 00:20:25,914 Hello, Marilyn. 403 00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:28,986 Well, I guess it's kind of cool to finally have 404 00:20:29,089 --> 00:20:30,746 some female friends. 405 00:20:30,850 --> 00:20:32,990 I just... 406 00:20:33,093 --> 00:20:35,337 I don't know if I buy all of this. 407 00:20:36,925 --> 00:20:41,861 The whole "girls supporting girls" thing. 408 00:20:41,964 --> 00:20:44,035 Paradise. 409 00:20:44,139 --> 00:20:47,107 The shine theory. [ Laughs ] 410 00:20:47,211 --> 00:20:48,488 I mean, don't -- don't get me wrong. 411 00:20:48,592 --> 00:20:51,871 I -- I wish it was real, but... 412 00:20:51,974 --> 00:20:58,153 ♪♪ 413 00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:01,501 I guess sisterhood just doesn't come naturally to me. 414 00:21:03,676 --> 00:21:08,474 And look, I-I tried to be the girl with the... 415 00:21:08,577 --> 00:21:12,857 matching friendship tattoos and -- and the burning sage, 416 00:21:12,961 --> 00:21:16,689 but, uh, it didn't really -- didn't really work. 417 00:21:16,792 --> 00:21:19,485 All I was left with was, you know, 418 00:21:19,588 --> 00:21:23,592 a weird heart on my knuckle 419 00:21:23,696 --> 00:21:25,629 and a hamster with asthma. 420 00:21:25,732 --> 00:21:27,527 That's...well. 421 00:21:31,531 --> 00:21:34,327 I mean, maybe she's not a... 422 00:21:36,398 --> 00:21:38,193 Maybe she could finally teach me how to... 423 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,884 [ Door closes in distance ] 424 00:21:45,131 --> 00:21:47,823 Apple? Hello? 425 00:21:48,928 --> 00:21:50,792 Are you all down here? 426 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:55,831 Oh. 427 00:21:57,730 --> 00:21:59,801 What? No! 428 00:22:02,182 --> 00:22:03,149 Bitches! 429 00:22:03,252 --> 00:22:04,323 Fuck! 430 00:22:04,426 --> 00:22:08,223 Hey, mom. Um, yeah. Sorry, I -- 431 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,914 Yeah. I'm okay. 432 00:22:10,018 --> 00:22:12,814 I'm having -- I'm having a slumber party tonight. 433 00:22:16,887 --> 00:22:18,129 Yeah. It's her. 434 00:22:19,441 --> 00:22:23,618 I don't know, but...I'm gonna find out. 435 00:22:26,414 --> 00:22:28,174 [ P.A. chimes ] 436 00:22:28,277 --> 00:22:29,762 -Good morning, shoppers. 437 00:22:29,865 --> 00:22:33,662 The mall stores will open in 30 minutes. 438 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,770 -Power walking is hard. 439 00:22:45,329 --> 00:22:47,504 -Is she deceased? 440 00:22:50,817 --> 00:22:54,269 Her latte is gonna get cold. 441 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:55,788 -You smell that? 442 00:22:55,891 --> 00:22:57,134 -Yeah. 443 00:22:57,237 --> 00:23:00,448 Smells like puppy's breath and cinnamon sticks. 444 00:23:00,551 --> 00:23:02,242 -Is someone wearing -- 445 00:23:02,346 --> 00:23:06,902 ♪♪ 446 00:23:07,006 --> 00:23:08,904 -The Mojave body mist? 447 00:23:09,008 --> 00:23:11,666 Yeah, I'm wearing it. 448 00:23:12,701 --> 00:23:15,221 -♪ Hair down, hoops on 449 00:23:15,324 --> 00:23:17,223 ♪ Bottoms up, pop the trunk 450 00:23:17,326 --> 00:23:19,225 ♪ Dirty shoes, cowhide rug 451 00:23:19,328 --> 00:23:21,261 ♪ You know we don't give a fuck ♪ 452 00:23:21,365 --> 00:23:23,436 ♪ Said I wouldn't dare cross over ♪ 453 00:23:23,540 --> 00:23:26,335 ♪ Watch me take this whole shit over ♪ 454 00:23:26,439 --> 00:23:29,442 ♪♪ 455 00:23:29,546 --> 00:23:32,203 -You are so Andy Sachs right now. 456 00:23:32,307 --> 00:23:34,240 -I got you a pumpkin spice latte. 457 00:23:34,343 --> 00:23:36,449 -Coffee makes me vom. 458 00:23:36,553 --> 00:23:39,141 -Miranda Priestly would totally take you to Paris. 459 00:23:42,559 --> 00:23:45,251 -You might be ready for your trial shift. 460 00:23:45,354 --> 00:23:46,735 -I'm not already hired? 461 00:23:46,839 --> 00:23:48,530 -Oh, no, Sharon has to approve of you first. 462 00:23:48,634 --> 00:23:51,119 -Who is Sharon? -The manager. 463 00:23:51,222 --> 00:23:52,603 -For now. 464 00:23:54,018 --> 00:23:57,332 -♪ Ride the boat, you might get booked ♪ 465 00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:59,334 ♪ Pull you up by your bootstraps ♪ 466 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:01,440 ♪ Pull you up by your bootstraps ♪ 467 00:24:01,543 --> 00:24:03,683 ♪ Pull you up by your bootstraps ♪ 468 00:24:03,787 --> 00:24:06,065 ♪ Pull you up by your bootstraps ♪ 469 00:24:09,309 --> 00:24:11,519 -What did he look like? -He looked like a critter. 470 00:24:11,622 --> 00:24:13,935 -Oh, okay. 471 00:24:15,523 --> 00:24:16,731 -Perf. 472 00:24:16,834 --> 00:24:18,595 -You could take this one, Pumpkin. 473 00:24:22,391 --> 00:24:23,738 -Hi! 474 00:24:23,841 --> 00:24:25,981 Um, anything I can help you with today? 475 00:24:26,085 --> 00:24:27,845 -Uh, what do girls like? 476 00:24:27,949 --> 00:24:29,744 -Uh... 477 00:24:29,847 --> 00:24:33,333 -Hey, Belinda, stop chasing Mackenzie. 478 00:24:33,437 --> 00:24:35,128 Sorry, I'm a bit of a mess. 479 00:24:35,232 --> 00:24:36,785 -Oh, don't I know it? 480 00:24:36,889 --> 00:24:39,339 I used to put my dad through all sorts of shenanigans, 481 00:24:39,443 --> 00:24:41,031 but, you know, don't worry. 482 00:24:41,134 --> 00:24:44,448 They'll always be daddy's little girls at heart. 483 00:24:44,552 --> 00:24:46,346 I know I still am. 484 00:24:46,450 --> 00:24:48,141 Um, so what -- what can I help you with? 485 00:24:48,245 --> 00:24:49,729 -Uh -- -Hey, babe. 486 00:24:49,833 --> 00:24:51,559 -Oh. Hi. 487 00:24:51,662 --> 00:24:53,422 -Momfluencer. 488 00:24:53,526 --> 00:24:56,598 -Yeah. -Oh, my God. 489 00:24:56,702 --> 00:24:58,497 Do you have sand in your ass crack? 490 00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:01,327 Because you are giving beach babe. 491 00:25:01,430 --> 00:25:03,329 Where is your tan from? 492 00:25:03,432 --> 00:25:05,262 -Oh, we were just in Galveston. 493 00:25:05,365 --> 00:25:07,367 -But I'm not sure if it's big enough 494 00:25:07,471 --> 00:25:10,785 because they want it to block both my face and my baby. 495 00:25:10,888 --> 00:25:12,718 -That is so thoughtful of you. 496 00:25:12,821 --> 00:25:15,617 I honestly think if I had a kid, I would never think of them. 497 00:25:15,721 --> 00:25:18,896 -[ Chuckles ] Oh, my God, what is her name? 498 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,829 -Oh, it's a boy. 499 00:25:23,004 --> 00:25:24,384 -Sorry. 500 00:25:24,488 --> 00:25:26,455 -You just need a little fabric, sweetie. 501 00:25:26,559 --> 00:25:28,216 Just a little. 502 00:25:29,182 --> 00:25:30,667 -Ooh! 503 00:25:31,460 --> 00:25:33,601 -Houdini over here. 504 00:25:36,155 --> 00:25:38,882 -[ Chuckles ] Ah...ah? 505 00:25:38,985 --> 00:25:45,854 ♪♪ 506 00:25:45,958 --> 00:25:52,654 ♪♪ 507 00:25:52,758 --> 00:25:55,070 -Oh. -Galveston. 508 00:25:55,174 --> 00:25:58,039 Virgin Mary, holy being. 509 00:25:58,142 --> 00:26:00,006 -Are you a poet? 510 00:26:00,110 --> 00:26:01,870 -No, I'm a witch. 511 00:26:01,974 --> 00:26:03,596 You conjure confidence here at Free Eden. 512 00:26:03,700 --> 00:26:07,082 And, babe, this is just -- -You look amazing. 513 00:26:07,186 --> 00:26:08,359 -Gorge. 514 00:26:09,326 --> 00:26:10,569 -Wow. 515 00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:12,847 -Baby! 516 00:26:12,950 --> 00:26:16,540 -♪ Good luck, take it all 517 00:26:16,644 --> 00:26:18,887 ♪ I don't need it 518 00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:23,340 -Thank you! 519 00:26:24,306 --> 00:26:26,377 -Bye, girls! 520 00:26:26,481 --> 00:26:28,241 -Thank you so much. 521 00:26:30,623 --> 00:26:32,729 -He was so sweet. 522 00:26:32,832 --> 00:26:35,214 Makes me really miss my dad. 523 00:26:36,491 --> 00:26:38,976 -What, because he bought them stuff, he's a good guy? 524 00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:40,840 They probably caught him with his mistress or something. 525 00:26:40,944 --> 00:26:43,981 It's called a payoff present. -You don't know that. 526 00:26:45,707 --> 00:26:47,433 -Men are two faced, Pumpkin. 527 00:26:47,536 --> 00:26:48,917 Come on. 528 00:26:52,127 --> 00:26:53,853 [ Thump ] 529 00:26:53,957 --> 00:26:54,820 [ Thump ] 530 00:26:54,923 --> 00:26:57,063 -What was that? -Nothing. 531 00:26:58,064 --> 00:27:00,653 Code dill. I repeat, code dill. 532 00:27:00,757 --> 00:27:03,518 Go upstairs. Don't engage. 533 00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:05,969 -Do y'all know her? -Copy, code dill. 534 00:27:06,072 --> 00:27:07,453 Vindicar. 535 00:27:07,556 --> 00:27:10,249 -Apple, in my office. 536 00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:17,152 -Yes. Reporting another incident. 537 00:27:18,498 --> 00:27:21,640 Apple, this cannot happen again with the new girl. 538 00:27:21,743 --> 00:27:23,642 -It won't. 539 00:27:26,955 --> 00:27:28,474 Let's go on a field trip. 540 00:27:28,577 --> 00:27:34,687 ♪♪ 541 00:27:34,791 --> 00:27:36,758 You have so much potential, Pumpkin. 542 00:27:36,862 --> 00:27:39,899 I see so much of myself in you. 543 00:27:40,003 --> 00:27:44,663 You know, when I was a sales girl, not yet a saleswoman, 544 00:27:44,766 --> 00:27:48,287 I had a knack for making something out of nothing. 545 00:27:50,254 --> 00:27:53,775 Even when I was a tiny little Apple, I had a green thumb. 546 00:27:55,052 --> 00:27:58,884 I made my own Paradise out of... 547 00:27:58,987 --> 00:28:03,198 playgrounds, doll houses, 548 00:28:03,302 --> 00:28:05,338 oversized Costco boxes. 549 00:28:06,788 --> 00:28:09,480 Because I had to. -Had to what? 550 00:28:09,584 --> 00:28:11,310 -Survive. 551 00:28:13,105 --> 00:28:16,798 Women who don't have a garden won't grow. 552 00:28:16,902 --> 00:28:18,904 What did that one bitch say, 553 00:28:19,007 --> 00:28:21,492 "a room of one's own"? 554 00:28:21,596 --> 00:28:23,391 -Virginia Woolf. 555 00:28:23,494 --> 00:28:25,324 -No, that doesn't sound right. 556 00:28:26,532 --> 00:28:32,020 Anyways, we have to create spaces for ourselves. 557 00:28:33,608 --> 00:28:35,783 Rip out the weeds. 558 00:28:35,886 --> 00:28:38,061 Throw out the snakes. 559 00:28:39,959 --> 00:28:42,893 There's always work to be done to protect your garden. 560 00:28:44,895 --> 00:28:46,310 We can do it together. 561 00:28:46,414 --> 00:28:48,830 -Are you looking to buy? -Yeah, if I can find it. 562 00:28:51,039 --> 00:28:53,386 -Look at what we already accomplished today. 563 00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:59,392 When we met, 564 00:28:59,496 --> 00:29:01,809 I felt this connection. 565 00:29:03,155 --> 00:29:04,984 Like blood. 566 00:29:06,675 --> 00:29:08,539 -You did? -Did you? 567 00:29:13,924 --> 00:29:16,513 Which is why I'm happy to say... 568 00:29:17,790 --> 00:29:20,137 ...you're hired, babe. 569 00:29:20,241 --> 00:29:21,587 -Yeah? -Yeah. 570 00:29:21,690 --> 00:29:24,072 Where the fuck is the pumpkin charm? 571 00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:27,731 Thank you so much. 572 00:29:27,835 --> 00:29:30,354 I could have used that about ten minutes ago. 573 00:29:33,116 --> 00:29:35,325 Jane is the ultimate girl boss. 574 00:29:35,428 --> 00:29:37,327 She really does it all. 575 00:29:37,430 --> 00:29:40,088 I wish I could hold down that many jobs. 576 00:29:47,647 --> 00:29:49,097 OMG, Pumpkin. 577 00:29:49,201 --> 00:29:51,513 Jane Does Detective is my favorite. 578 00:29:51,617 --> 00:29:54,551 Look at her little khaki trench! 579 00:29:54,654 --> 00:29:55,897 You shouldn't have. 580 00:29:56,001 --> 00:29:57,830 -I mean, well, you needed a talisman 581 00:29:57,934 --> 00:30:00,557 and she is the ultimate girlboss. 582 00:30:00,660 --> 00:30:02,283 -So true. 583 00:30:02,386 --> 00:30:03,940 -My talisman is Shirley Temple. 584 00:30:04,043 --> 00:30:05,631 -The, uh, dead child actress? 585 00:30:05,734 --> 00:30:07,978 -No, no. My 9-year-old Scottish fold. 586 00:30:08,082 --> 00:30:09,531 It's the same kind of cat that Taylor Swift has. 587 00:30:09,635 --> 00:30:11,602 -A lot of people thought that she discovered Ed Sheeran, 588 00:30:11,706 --> 00:30:12,707 but she didn't. 589 00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:13,742 -We should name her Marilyn. 590 00:30:13,846 --> 00:30:15,123 -Oh, no, no, no. 591 00:30:15,227 --> 00:30:17,332 I think she should be part of the group. 592 00:30:21,164 --> 00:30:23,718 -You should do the honors of unpacking those. 593 00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:26,583 -Oh, Apple. I had dibs on the stilettos. 594 00:30:26,686 --> 00:30:29,241 -Oh, are you literally an infant? 595 00:30:32,485 --> 00:30:36,041 -Well, no. -You can unbox these, babe. 596 00:30:39,768 --> 00:30:43,289 -Do you think Pumpkin is Apple's Mini-Me? 597 00:30:45,602 --> 00:30:47,500 Why does she like her so much? 598 00:30:51,021 --> 00:30:53,092 Keep your enemies close. 599 00:30:55,025 --> 00:30:56,475 -Hi. -Hey. 600 00:30:56,578 --> 00:30:58,857 -What are you guys doing? -Yeah, no, we're just -- 601 00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:00,168 -I love your hair. 602 00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:11,593 ♪♪ 603 00:31:11,697 --> 00:31:18,393 ♪♪ 604 00:31:18,497 --> 00:31:20,637 -Happy winter solstice. 605 00:31:20,740 --> 00:31:22,742 Fall is over. 606 00:31:22,846 --> 00:31:25,884 Pumpkin has completed her retail cycle. 607 00:31:25,987 --> 00:31:28,679 So, we celebrate her first month with us 608 00:31:28,783 --> 00:31:30,992 and welcome... 609 00:31:31,096 --> 00:31:34,064 the birth of the sun. -The birth of the sun. 610 00:31:34,168 --> 00:31:37,378 -♪ When you're lying here in my arms ♪ 611 00:31:37,481 --> 00:31:39,932 ♪ I'm finding it hard to believe ♪ 612 00:31:40,036 --> 00:31:41,451 -Open up. 613 00:31:41,554 --> 00:31:43,384 -♪ We're in heaven 614 00:31:43,487 --> 00:31:45,524 ♪♪ 615 00:31:45,627 --> 00:31:50,046 ♪ Now nothing can change what you mean to me ♪ 616 00:31:51,461 --> 00:31:54,740 ♪ There's a lot that I could say ♪ 617 00:31:54,843 --> 00:31:58,295 ♪ But just hold me now 618 00:31:58,399 --> 00:32:02,161 ♪ Because our love will light the way ♪ 619 00:32:02,265 --> 00:32:05,199 ♪ Baby, you're all that I want 620 00:32:05,302 --> 00:32:08,927 ♪ When you're lying here in my arms ♪ 621 00:32:09,030 --> 00:32:11,999 ♪ I'm finding it hard to believe ♪ 622 00:32:12,102 --> 00:32:13,207 ♪ We're in heaven 623 00:32:13,310 --> 00:32:16,003 -What did we take? -Sequins. 624 00:32:16,106 --> 00:32:18,108 It's a placebo, babe. 625 00:32:18,212 --> 00:32:21,077 This is just what Paradise feels like. 626 00:32:21,180 --> 00:32:22,941 -♪ ...there in your heart 627 00:32:23,044 --> 00:32:26,013 ♪ It isn't too hard to see 628 00:32:26,116 --> 00:32:28,877 ♪ We're in heaven 629 00:32:28,981 --> 00:32:30,638 ♪ We're in heaven 630 00:32:30,741 --> 00:32:37,852 ♪♪ 631 00:32:37,956 --> 00:32:39,958 -Hi. -[ Gasps ] 632 00:32:40,061 --> 00:32:42,443 -What is that? -It's my planner. 633 00:32:42,546 --> 00:32:43,823 -Oh. 634 00:32:43,927 --> 00:32:45,446 -Apple has me on a strict schedule. 635 00:32:45,549 --> 00:32:48,173 -Mm. -You know, for, like, my mental health. 636 00:32:50,658 --> 00:32:52,211 You know what? 637 00:32:52,315 --> 00:32:54,420 On Wednesdays, I have therapy. 638 00:32:55,732 --> 00:32:57,423 I need somebody to cover for me. 639 00:32:57,527 --> 00:33:00,357 If you're lucky, that could be you. 640 00:33:00,461 --> 00:33:02,049 [ Both chuckle ] 641 00:33:03,464 --> 00:33:04,603 -So, um... 642 00:33:05,431 --> 00:33:07,606 ...Apple has a calendar for you? 643 00:33:09,159 --> 00:33:12,369 That is kind of controlling. 644 00:33:12,473 --> 00:33:14,578 -Apple helped me get sober. 645 00:33:16,063 --> 00:33:19,480 And not, like, sad sober. 646 00:33:19,583 --> 00:33:23,208 Like fun, hot sober. 647 00:33:24,381 --> 00:33:28,213 And she's helping me with a lot of -- 648 00:33:29,593 --> 00:33:31,319 You know what? 649 00:33:32,286 --> 00:33:35,737 I shouldn't dump truck my issues on you. 650 00:33:35,841 --> 00:33:37,877 We're working on that, too. 651 00:33:38,464 --> 00:33:41,847 I have a really bad case of main character syndrome. 652 00:33:41,950 --> 00:33:43,504 -Guys, come dance with me. 653 00:33:43,607 --> 00:33:44,884 -Okay. 654 00:33:44,988 --> 00:33:54,377 ♪♪ 655 00:33:54,480 --> 00:34:03,524 ♪♪ 656 00:34:03,627 --> 00:34:05,733 -Confessional for you tonight, Fig. 657 00:34:05,836 --> 00:34:07,217 -[ Clears throat ] What? 658 00:34:07,321 --> 00:34:09,702 -Cherry said you ditched her to meet Norman. 659 00:34:09,806 --> 00:34:11,670 -No, I didn't. -Stop. 660 00:34:11,773 --> 00:34:13,672 We have proof. 661 00:34:15,432 --> 00:34:17,503 -We had plans to walk wistfully 662 00:34:17,607 --> 00:34:20,368 through the parking lot at sunset. 663 00:34:21,369 --> 00:34:23,889 I had to walk wistfully by myself. 664 00:34:23,992 --> 00:34:31,552 ♪♪ 665 00:34:31,655 --> 00:34:33,071 -Okay. 666 00:34:33,174 --> 00:34:38,662 ♪♪ 667 00:34:50,467 --> 00:34:56,646 -♪ Isn't it time to drink your... ♪ 668 00:34:56,749 --> 00:34:59,200 -Forgive me, Marilyn... 669 00:35:02,238 --> 00:35:03,756 ...for... 670 00:35:05,896 --> 00:35:09,383 I want to build an Ikea couch with Norman. 671 00:35:10,246 --> 00:35:11,730 [ Chuckles ] 672 00:35:11,833 --> 00:35:16,735 I want to talk to him in words, not emojis. 673 00:35:19,047 --> 00:35:22,154 It's my mother's dream come true. 674 00:35:22,982 --> 00:35:28,195 She always wanted me to be a part of someone else's toolbox. 675 00:35:29,334 --> 00:35:31,853 To be used and put away. 676 00:35:35,754 --> 00:35:39,102 I watched my mother love someone entirely 677 00:35:39,206 --> 00:35:41,622 and give up on herself. 678 00:35:44,866 --> 00:35:49,077 I got piercings so I wouldn't give up on myself. 679 00:35:49,595 --> 00:35:53,323 Got a physics degree so I wouldn't give up on myself. 680 00:35:53,979 --> 00:35:58,432 I allowed myself to find peace and freedom in Paradise 681 00:35:58,535 --> 00:36:01,400 so I wouldn't give up on myself. 682 00:36:04,576 --> 00:36:06,957 And I still feel alone. 683 00:36:11,307 --> 00:36:13,688 And then I met him. 684 00:36:14,379 --> 00:36:20,039 And he complimented me on my music taste and my piercings. 685 00:36:20,143 --> 00:36:21,696 And he told me that his name was Norman, 686 00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:23,042 and, Marilyn, you know 687 00:36:23,146 --> 00:36:25,321 that "Psycho" is my favorite movie. 688 00:36:27,357 --> 00:36:29,394 He just wants me around. 689 00:36:31,327 --> 00:36:33,501 But now I feel split in two. 690 00:36:37,333 --> 00:36:39,369 And I am terrified 691 00:36:39,473 --> 00:36:43,062 that I am going to get the same haircut as my mother. 692 00:36:43,166 --> 00:36:50,277 ♪♪ 693 00:36:50,380 --> 00:36:51,830 Is she happy? 694 00:36:51,933 --> 00:36:58,388 ♪♪ 695 00:36:58,492 --> 00:37:00,977 -Whoa, I don't want to text that. 696 00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:02,392 -Well, I'm glad you changed. 697 00:37:02,496 --> 00:37:03,980 -Did you lock your car this time? 698 00:37:04,083 --> 00:37:05,602 -Um, where did I... 699 00:37:05,706 --> 00:37:06,914 Yeah, I think so. 700 00:37:07,017 --> 00:37:08,916 -You parked right there. 701 00:37:09,019 --> 00:37:12,057 -Bye. Good night. -Bye, Pumpkin. 702 00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:14,508 -Bye! I love you. -I love you so much. 703 00:37:15,819 --> 00:37:17,890 -Oh! It is cold. 704 00:37:17,994 --> 00:37:19,513 -[ Chuckling ] Bye. 705 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,623 [ Line ringing ] 706 00:37:26,727 --> 00:37:28,004 Hi, Mom. 707 00:37:28,107 --> 00:37:29,971 Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I missed your calls. 708 00:37:30,075 --> 00:37:32,974 Yeah, I'll pick up Betty Crocker on the way home. 709 00:37:33,975 --> 00:37:36,392 Yes. I'm being safe. 710 00:37:39,326 --> 00:37:43,122 ♪♪ 711 00:37:43,226 --> 00:37:44,986 I don't know yet, 712 00:37:45,090 --> 00:37:48,818 but I think I can crack the other two to find out. 713 00:37:56,929 --> 00:37:58,621 -Wow. -She can ring you up right now. 714 00:37:58,724 --> 00:38:00,554 -Yeah. -Okay. Yeah, sure. 715 00:38:01,382 --> 00:38:02,556 Are you -- 716 00:38:02,659 --> 00:38:04,972 -Don't you want to make the sale? 717 00:38:05,075 --> 00:38:07,664 -Oh, no. It's time for me to go. 718 00:38:07,768 --> 00:38:10,702 -Oh, right. Yes. Yeah. Therapy. 719 00:38:11,634 --> 00:38:13,705 It's Wednesday. Have fun. -Yeah. 720 00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:26,407 ♪♪ 721 00:38:26,511 --> 00:38:27,650 -[ Whispering ] ♪ Hey, how you doing, li'l mama? ♪ 722 00:38:27,753 --> 00:38:29,514 ♪ Let me whisper in ya ear 723 00:38:29,617 --> 00:38:31,067 ♪ Tell ya something that ya might like to hear ♪ 724 00:38:31,170 --> 00:38:34,208 ♪ Got a sexy ass body and your ass look soft ♪ 725 00:38:34,312 --> 00:38:35,727 -Bye. 726 00:38:35,830 --> 00:38:36,935 Oh! Wait. 727 00:38:38,212 --> 00:38:40,352 I forgot something. 728 00:38:40,904 --> 00:38:42,872 -♪ And they say a closed mouth don't get fed ♪ 729 00:38:42,975 --> 00:38:45,012 ♪ So, I don't mind askin' for head ♪ 730 00:38:45,115 --> 00:38:46,496 ♪ You heard what I said 731 00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:48,705 ♪ We need to make our way to the bed ♪ 732 00:38:48,809 --> 00:38:51,052 -Around my neck. 733 00:38:51,156 --> 00:38:52,778 Therapy! -Okay. 734 00:38:52,882 --> 00:38:54,815 -♪ Toot it up, slapping ass, gurl the sex get rough ♪ 735 00:38:54,918 --> 00:38:57,300 ♪ Switch position and let the dick get down to business ♪ 736 00:38:57,404 --> 00:38:59,440 ♪ Just wait till you see my dick ♪ 737 00:38:59,544 --> 00:39:01,925 ♪ Just wait till you see my dick ♪ 738 00:39:02,029 --> 00:39:04,445 ♪ Wait till you see my dick, hey, bitch ♪ 739 00:39:04,549 --> 00:39:08,104 ♪ Wait till you see my dick 740 00:39:08,207 --> 00:39:11,487 -[ Moaning ] 741 00:39:11,590 --> 00:39:13,730 -♪ Wait till you see my dick, hey, bitch ♪ 742 00:39:13,834 --> 00:39:15,732 ♪ Wait till you see my dick 743 00:39:15,836 --> 00:39:18,114 ♪ I'm gonna beat that pussy up 744 00:39:18,217 --> 00:39:28,020 ♪ Like bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam ♪ 745 00:39:28,124 --> 00:39:30,437 ♪ Beat the pussy up, beat the pussy up ♪ 746 00:39:30,540 --> 00:39:32,680 ♪ Beat the pussy up, beat the pussy up♪ 747 00:39:32,784 --> 00:39:34,958 ♪ Beat the pussy up, beat the pussy up♪ 748 00:39:35,062 --> 00:39:37,029 ♪ Beat the pussy up, beat the pussy up♪ 749 00:39:37,133 --> 00:39:39,791 ♪ You fine, but I ain't gon' sweat you ♪ 750 00:39:39,894 --> 00:39:42,103 ♪ See, I wanna fuck, tell me what's up ♪ 751 00:39:42,207 --> 00:39:44,520 ♪ Walk around the club with your thumb in your mouth ♪ 752 00:39:44,623 --> 00:39:46,798 ♪ Put my dick in, take your thumb out ♪ 753 00:39:46,901 --> 00:39:49,628 ♪ That might be a li'l kosher to deal wit ♪ 754 00:39:49,732 --> 00:39:51,319 -My little gumdrop! 755 00:39:51,423 --> 00:39:57,360 ♪♪ 756 00:39:57,464 --> 00:39:59,051 -♪ Yeah, it's on like that 757 00:39:59,155 --> 00:40:01,019 ♪ But it depend on the swing of the baseball bat ♪ 758 00:40:01,122 --> 00:40:03,331 ♪ Fuck the bitch on the counter and make the plates fall back ♪ 759 00:40:03,435 --> 00:40:05,886 -I'm so excited. 760 00:40:05,989 --> 00:40:07,681 [ Moaning ] 761 00:40:07,784 --> 00:40:14,964 ♪♪ 762 00:40:15,067 --> 00:40:17,518 Oh, leave us alone. Leave us alone. Bye! Bye! 763 00:40:17,622 --> 00:40:19,382 -♪ Wait till you see my dick 764 00:40:19,486 --> 00:40:20,935 -Keep going! Keep going! 765 00:40:21,039 --> 00:40:22,627 Oh, Pumpkin! Pumpkin! 766 00:40:22,730 --> 00:40:25,146 Cookie man, put me down! 767 00:40:25,250 --> 00:40:26,527 -What? Oh, fuck! 768 00:40:26,631 --> 00:40:28,426 -Hey. Hey, babe. Um, I just -- 769 00:40:28,529 --> 00:40:31,394 I wanted to make sure that you... 770 00:40:31,498 --> 00:40:33,465 ate. -That's so sweet. 771 00:40:33,569 --> 00:40:36,330 Um...I ate. 772 00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:39,298 -Shit. I, uh, I gotta go. 773 00:40:39,402 --> 00:40:40,610 -He's gotta go. 774 00:40:40,714 --> 00:40:43,130 -I bet I burnt the, uh, snickerdoodles. 775 00:40:43,233 --> 00:40:44,787 -Yeah. -Yeah. 776 00:40:44,890 --> 00:40:47,997 Um, [clears throat] give me a sec. 777 00:40:52,070 --> 00:40:54,417 [ Sighs ] 778 00:40:55,004 --> 00:40:57,040 Can you help me? My nails -- -Yes. Oh, my gosh. 779 00:40:57,144 --> 00:40:59,491 -Nails. -Yeah. 780 00:41:00,527 --> 00:41:02,598 I got you. -Oh. 781 00:41:02,701 --> 00:41:05,221 Where's the craziest place you've ever had sex? 782 00:41:05,324 --> 00:41:07,223 -Um, I'm a virgin. 783 00:41:07,326 --> 00:41:09,363 -[ Laughs ] 784 00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:11,814 Really? -Yeah. 785 00:41:12,608 --> 00:41:14,679 -That's so adorable. 786 00:41:14,782 --> 00:41:17,095 You know what? I've been thinking. 787 00:41:17,198 --> 00:41:20,788 You should be my new Mini-Me. -Um, Mini-Me? 788 00:41:20,892 --> 00:41:23,826 -Yeah. We should get matching tattoos. 789 00:41:28,175 --> 00:41:31,143 Look, please don't tell Apple about this. 790 00:41:31,247 --> 00:41:33,214 -Um, why? 791 00:41:33,318 --> 00:41:36,839 -Well, I just have enough unattractive qualities. 792 00:41:36,942 --> 00:41:38,703 -What, so, Apple doesn't like sex? 793 00:41:38,806 --> 00:41:41,775 -No, Apple doesn't like when I have sex on Wednesdays. 794 00:41:41,878 --> 00:41:44,156 -But you always have sex on Wednesdays. 795 00:41:44,260 --> 00:41:45,710 -What? 796 00:41:46,538 --> 00:41:48,747 -Well, isn't today Wednesday? 797 00:41:50,956 --> 00:41:52,095 You know what? 798 00:41:52,199 --> 00:41:54,166 Free pass if you're wearing Tuesday, right? 799 00:41:55,927 --> 00:41:58,274 -You know, the schedule is actually kind of nice 800 00:41:58,377 --> 00:42:01,864 because, um, she's just trying to make sure I stay sober, 801 00:42:01,967 --> 00:42:04,522 and I don't get dick-whipped. 802 00:42:04,625 --> 00:42:07,870 -Right, but what's wrong with dick? 803 00:42:07,973 --> 00:42:11,390 I mean, she's like this with Fig, too, right? 804 00:42:11,494 --> 00:42:14,946 -Apple means well. She just... 805 00:42:15,049 --> 00:42:19,916 She had bad experiences growing up with her dad. 806 00:42:20,986 --> 00:42:23,368 You know, the way he treated her mom and her, 807 00:42:23,471 --> 00:42:25,819 basically abandoned them. 808 00:42:25,922 --> 00:42:29,063 It's not my story to tell... 809 00:42:29,167 --> 00:42:31,169 but he sucks. 810 00:42:31,272 --> 00:42:32,791 R.I.P... 811 00:42:34,206 --> 00:42:38,383 R.I...something, not "P." 812 00:42:38,486 --> 00:42:39,487 -Are y'all stealing? 813 00:42:39,591 --> 00:42:40,799 Because if you're stealing, 814 00:42:40,903 --> 00:42:41,766 there's cameras around here, y'all. 815 00:42:41,869 --> 00:42:44,216 -No, we're not stealing. 816 00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:46,115 [ Both chuckle ] 817 00:42:47,012 --> 00:42:48,635 Hey, listen. 818 00:42:48,738 --> 00:42:51,983 I will not tell Apple, Cherry. 819 00:42:52,086 --> 00:42:55,573 I mean, a Mini-Me wouldn't do that, right? 820 00:42:56,366 --> 00:42:57,885 -Pumpkin! 821 00:42:57,989 --> 00:43:00,267 Okay, and I won't tell her that you're a virgin 822 00:43:00,370 --> 00:43:02,925 because she also hates virgins. 823 00:43:03,028 --> 00:43:04,064 -Oh. 824 00:43:05,030 --> 00:43:06,342 -Okay. 825 00:43:06,445 --> 00:43:08,586 [ Both giggle ] 826 00:43:10,139 --> 00:43:12,072 -Hey. -Hello. 827 00:43:12,175 --> 00:43:13,452 -Hi. -Hi. 828 00:43:13,556 --> 00:43:14,971 -Hey. 829 00:43:15,075 --> 00:43:16,904 -Oh, I, um... 830 00:43:17,940 --> 00:43:20,425 -Oh, my God, that's so nice. 831 00:43:20,528 --> 00:43:21,771 -Yeah, I... -You're so sweet. 832 00:43:21,875 --> 00:43:23,255 -I don't know. I mean, okay, yeah. 833 00:43:23,359 --> 00:43:25,603 -Oh, my God, I have the best Mini-Me ever. 834 00:43:25,706 --> 00:43:27,052 -Really? -Yes. 835 00:43:27,156 --> 00:43:28,813 [ Both giggle ] 836 00:43:28,916 --> 00:43:30,159 -What are you reading? 837 00:43:30,262 --> 00:43:32,955 -Um, state birds, you know, just... 838 00:43:33,058 --> 00:43:35,129 -Okay. [ Chuckles ] -It's my... 839 00:43:35,233 --> 00:43:36,683 -Isn't that Fig's thing? 840 00:43:36,786 --> 00:43:38,443 -Well, you know, I want to get to know all of you, 841 00:43:38,546 --> 00:43:39,962 but, I mean, I mean, okay, hold on. 842 00:43:40,065 --> 00:43:42,136 Wait a second. There's some good stuff in here. 843 00:43:45,036 --> 00:43:47,348 -Thank you for covering me, Pum. 844 00:43:47,452 --> 00:43:56,944 ♪♪ 845 00:43:57,048 --> 00:44:06,160 ♪♪ 846 00:44:06,264 --> 00:44:08,231 -Hey, Sharon, can you cover me at the register for a sec? 847 00:44:08,335 --> 00:44:10,337 I gotta go drop the kids off at the pool. 848 00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:12,235 Okay. Thank you. Bye. 849 00:44:12,339 --> 00:44:18,621 ♪♪ 850 00:44:18,725 --> 00:44:24,972 ♪♪ 851 00:44:25,076 --> 00:44:27,388 -[ Clears throat ] -Hi. 852 00:44:27,492 --> 00:44:29,390 Babe, you know, I love to dip. 853 00:44:29,494 --> 00:44:31,185 -Thumbs up emoji. 854 00:44:33,947 --> 00:44:36,432 -Oh, um, uh, bee emoji. 855 00:44:36,535 --> 00:44:38,261 Boy and girl kissing emoji, 856 00:44:38,365 --> 00:44:41,989 red heart emoji, and red question emoji? 857 00:44:42,093 --> 00:44:44,371 -Norman, no one's watching me here. 858 00:44:44,474 --> 00:44:47,270 You can just verbally ask me what you want to ask me. 859 00:44:47,374 --> 00:44:48,686 -Would you be my girlfriend? 860 00:44:48,789 --> 00:44:50,204 -[ Gasps ] 861 00:44:51,309 --> 00:44:53,207 -Huh? What do you think? 862 00:44:55,382 --> 00:44:56,348 -Yes. 863 00:44:56,452 --> 00:44:58,834 -What? -I said yes. 864 00:45:00,732 --> 00:45:02,700 -She said yes, everyone! 865 00:45:06,013 --> 00:45:07,705 And that's not even the best part. 866 00:45:07,808 --> 00:45:09,223 -How could it get any better? 867 00:45:09,327 --> 00:45:11,294 -I got us tickets to see Ed Sheeran. 868 00:45:11,398 --> 00:45:13,296 -No! -Yes! 869 00:45:16,334 --> 00:45:18,129 I just sent them to you. 870 00:45:19,751 --> 00:45:21,063 What's up? 871 00:45:23,410 --> 00:45:24,860 -Wait. 872 00:45:26,516 --> 00:45:28,242 I thought I left it at -- 873 00:45:29,450 --> 00:45:31,487 -Spooky ringtone, babe. 874 00:45:34,455 --> 00:45:36,112 -What do you want? 875 00:45:36,216 --> 00:45:37,976 -I just came to bring you your phone. 876 00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:39,598 -I really can't lose -- 877 00:45:39,702 --> 00:45:41,773 It is very hard for me to make friends. 878 00:45:41,877 --> 00:45:44,051 Just like the Great Horned Owl. -Really? 879 00:45:44,155 --> 00:45:47,814 I feel like you're more of a rosy-faced lovebird. 880 00:45:47,917 --> 00:45:50,851 Super social and kind. 881 00:45:50,955 --> 00:45:54,165 -You've learned about birds for me? 882 00:45:54,268 --> 00:45:55,925 -The northern mockingbird can sing 883 00:45:56,029 --> 00:45:58,341 up to 200 different songs and sounds from other -- 884 00:45:58,445 --> 00:46:01,103 -[ Together ] Insects and amphibians. 885 00:46:02,069 --> 00:46:03,312 -Okay. 886 00:46:04,106 --> 00:46:05,901 Have you ever seen "Psycho"? 887 00:46:06,004 --> 00:46:08,938 -No. Ew. Hate horror movies. Bleh. [ Chuckles ] 888 00:46:09,042 --> 00:46:11,630 -Okay, well, Norman was named after Norman Bates 889 00:46:11,734 --> 00:46:12,977 because he's such a mama's boy. 890 00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:15,289 -Oh, that's so cute. 891 00:46:15,393 --> 00:46:16,704 -He's so loving. 892 00:46:16,808 --> 00:46:18,396 He's my favorite boy in the whole wide world. 893 00:46:18,499 --> 00:46:20,432 Pumpkin, please do not tell them and take that away from me. 894 00:46:20,536 --> 00:46:22,158 -Oh, no, that's not what I'm trying to do. 895 00:46:22,262 --> 00:46:24,471 -Cherry and Apple will not understand. 896 00:46:24,574 --> 00:46:26,197 -I think Cherry will understand. 897 00:46:26,300 --> 00:46:27,474 She's fucking all of the food court 898 00:46:27,577 --> 00:46:29,027 on Wednesdays. -What? 899 00:46:29,131 --> 00:46:30,649 She's not allowed to have sex on Wednesdays. 900 00:46:30,753 --> 00:46:32,686 -Yeah, I just I don't understand all of these secrets. 901 00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:34,653 And why are you so afraid of Apple? 902 00:46:34,757 --> 00:46:36,207 -We can't let history repeat itself. 903 00:46:36,310 --> 00:46:38,450 -Fig, you're not making any sense right now. 904 00:46:38,554 --> 00:46:40,142 And we're in a little bit of a pickle here. 905 00:46:40,245 --> 00:46:41,695 -Oh, my God! So, you know her name? 906 00:46:41,799 --> 00:46:43,110 -What? Who? 907 00:46:43,214 --> 00:46:44,836 -Pickle isn't a fruit. Pickle isn't a fruit. 908 00:46:44,940 --> 00:46:46,389 Pickle isn't a fruit. Pickle isn't a fruit. 909 00:46:46,493 --> 00:46:48,046 Pickle isn't a fruit. Pickle isn't a fruit. 910 00:46:48,150 --> 00:46:51,118 -Pull yourself together, Fig. 911 00:46:52,119 --> 00:46:53,776 What -- What happened? 912 00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:59,747 ♪♪ 913 00:46:59,851 --> 00:47:02,371 -Pickle was the perfect boho babe. 914 00:47:02,474 --> 00:47:03,751 Sun-kissed blonde hair, 915 00:47:03,855 --> 00:47:05,236 zero daddy issues 916 00:47:05,339 --> 00:47:08,549 and effortlessly Gorgina George. 917 00:47:09,136 --> 00:47:11,552 Apple immediately knew she'd found her Mini-Me. 918 00:47:12,691 --> 00:47:13,969 It's a guttural feeling. 919 00:47:14,072 --> 00:47:15,798 Kind of like finding a soulmate, you know? 920 00:47:15,902 --> 00:47:17,489 -It's perfect. -Okay.Calm down. 921 00:47:17,593 --> 00:47:20,907 -They were as glued together as Pickle's glitter fake lashes. 922 00:47:21,700 --> 00:47:23,323 We all loved her. 923 00:47:23,426 --> 00:47:27,223 We were like the four elements, living in complete harmony. 924 00:47:28,328 --> 00:47:29,674 But then... 925 00:47:29,777 --> 00:47:32,539 then, Pickle met Ashton. 926 00:47:32,642 --> 00:47:34,679 Ashton was Avril "Sk8r Boi" hot, 927 00:47:34,782 --> 00:47:37,199 a wannabe bad boy. -Are you hungry? 928 00:47:37,302 --> 00:47:38,614 -And it rubbed off on Pickle. 929 00:47:38,717 --> 00:47:40,650 She even started wearing mini UGG boots to rebel 930 00:47:40,754 --> 00:47:43,550 against the Free Eden dress code. 931 00:47:43,653 --> 00:47:45,897 It got nasty fast. 932 00:47:46,001 --> 00:47:48,141 Apple was furious. 933 00:47:49,245 --> 00:47:50,937 After Pickle skipped her third Paradise, 934 00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:54,043 because obviously Ashton was more important, 935 00:47:54,147 --> 00:47:57,805 Apple told us we were gonna try something fucking lit. 936 00:47:57,909 --> 00:47:59,635 A hex. -Stop. 937 00:47:59,738 --> 00:48:03,363 -She didn't tell us against who, just that they deserved it. 938 00:48:05,330 --> 00:48:07,091 -What you have done to me, 939 00:48:07,194 --> 00:48:10,749 let it rebound on you tenfold. 940 00:48:10,853 --> 00:48:14,684 I curse your ugliness and cruelty. 941 00:48:16,238 --> 00:48:18,930 I condemn you, snake. 942 00:48:19,689 --> 00:48:22,451 -I condemn you, snake. 943 00:48:22,554 --> 00:48:24,418 -I condemn you, snake. 944 00:48:24,522 --> 00:48:26,662 -I condemn you, snake. 945 00:48:30,252 --> 00:48:33,220 -Next thing we knew, Ashton was in a coma. 946 00:48:33,324 --> 00:48:36,396 Like some "Grey's Anatomy" type shit. 947 00:48:36,499 --> 00:48:38,087 They think someone at Free Eden poisoned him, 948 00:48:38,191 --> 00:48:40,434 but no one knew who. 949 00:48:40,538 --> 00:48:43,196 And Pickle, she lost it. 950 00:48:43,299 --> 00:48:47,683 ♪♪ 951 00:48:47,786 --> 00:48:49,271 -Okay, wait. 952 00:48:49,374 --> 00:48:51,376 Poisoned? 953 00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:52,826 With what? 954 00:48:52,930 --> 00:48:54,069 -Tyler! Oh, my God. 955 00:48:54,172 --> 00:48:56,381 This is a private conversation. Get out! 956 00:48:56,485 --> 00:48:58,694 Girl, I don't know. I'm not his next of kin. 957 00:48:58,797 --> 00:49:00,834 All I can tell you is that the police got involved, 958 00:49:00,938 --> 00:49:03,078 and Pickle was committed to a hospital. 959 00:49:03,181 --> 00:49:05,149 -For how long? -A while. 960 00:49:05,252 --> 00:49:07,220 And that's when corporate brought in Sharon. 961 00:49:07,323 --> 00:49:08,531 -Why? 962 00:49:08,635 --> 00:49:10,257 -I don't know, they thought that Free Eden 963 00:49:10,361 --> 00:49:11,845 could become a toxic workplace or something 964 00:49:11,949 --> 00:49:13,709 and they wanted someone to oversee us, 965 00:49:13,812 --> 00:49:15,331 which we don't need 966 00:49:15,435 --> 00:49:17,195 because we're obviously women supporting other women. 967 00:49:17,299 --> 00:49:19,853 That's why Apple hates her, because she's not supporting us. 968 00:49:19,957 --> 00:49:21,234 Not really, anyway. 969 00:49:21,337 --> 00:49:23,753 I can't let anything happen to Norman. 970 00:49:23,857 --> 00:49:26,239 -What do you mean? 971 00:49:26,964 --> 00:49:31,485 -Whatever that hex was, what we did was dangerous, babe. 972 00:49:33,039 --> 00:49:35,248 [ Indistinct conversations ] 973 00:49:54,715 --> 00:50:04,380 ♪♪ 974 00:50:04,484 --> 00:50:13,286 ♪♪ 975 00:50:13,389 --> 00:50:21,984 ♪♪ 976 00:50:22,088 --> 00:50:30,889 ♪♪ 977 00:50:30,993 --> 00:50:33,133 -[ Muffled ] Mall's closed today! 978 00:50:33,892 --> 00:50:36,136 [ Whirring ] 979 00:50:41,728 --> 00:50:48,838 ♪♪ 980 00:50:48,942 --> 00:50:56,053 ♪♪ 981 00:50:56,156 --> 00:51:03,370 ♪♪ 982 00:51:03,474 --> 00:51:04,854 [ Gasps ] 983 00:51:04,958 --> 00:51:06,442 Wait! 984 00:51:06,546 --> 00:51:07,719 Wait, wait, wait. 985 00:51:07,823 --> 00:51:17,695 ♪♪ 986 00:51:17,798 --> 00:51:27,670 ♪♪ 987 00:51:27,774 --> 00:51:37,680 ♪♪ 988 00:51:37,784 --> 00:51:47,621 ♪♪ 989 00:51:47,725 --> 00:51:48,967 Pickle? 990 00:51:49,071 --> 00:51:58,529 ♪♪ 991 00:51:58,632 --> 00:52:07,883 ♪♪ 992 00:52:07,986 --> 00:52:09,264 -Run. 993 00:52:09,367 --> 00:52:12,163 -What happened to you? -She's dangerous. 994 00:52:12,922 --> 00:52:14,924 She hurts the ones she loves. 995 00:52:15,304 --> 00:52:17,030 She hurts the ones she loves. 996 00:52:17,513 --> 00:52:19,101 She hurts the ones she loves. 997 00:52:19,481 --> 00:52:22,208 She hurts the ones she loves. 998 00:52:23,554 --> 00:52:24,934 No. 999 00:52:27,109 --> 00:52:34,427 ♪♪ 1000 00:52:34,530 --> 00:52:41,572 ♪♪ 1001 00:52:41,675 --> 00:52:42,952 -Sharon? 1002 00:52:43,056 --> 00:52:44,782 -In the break room. 1003 00:52:44,885 --> 00:52:51,892 ♪♪ 1004 00:52:51,996 --> 00:52:55,586 -Hey, Sharon. Um, can I talk to you for a sec? 1005 00:52:55,689 --> 00:52:57,381 -Yeah. Come on in. 1006 00:52:58,485 --> 00:52:59,969 -I need to show you something. 1007 00:53:00,901 --> 00:53:02,489 -What is it? 1008 00:53:02,593 --> 00:53:10,083 ♪♪ 1009 00:53:10,187 --> 00:53:17,608 ♪♪ 1010 00:53:17,711 --> 00:53:19,403 -♪ I had a strange premonition 1011 00:53:19,506 --> 00:53:21,301 ♪ You visit me in a vision 1012 00:53:21,405 --> 00:53:23,096 ♪ Hands on my thighs and your eyes on my prize, Lord ♪ 1013 00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:25,063 ♪ Naught could deflect this collision ♪ 1014 00:53:25,167 --> 00:53:26,513 -Pumpkin, come to my office 1015 00:53:26,617 --> 00:53:28,205 15 before your shift ends today. 1016 00:53:28,308 --> 00:53:31,449 We need to talk about chino pants. 1017 00:53:31,553 --> 00:53:33,348 Don't tell the girls. 1018 00:53:33,451 --> 00:53:36,627 -Sorry, Sharon. I, uh, folded them wrong. 1019 00:53:37,628 --> 00:53:39,699 -Who taught you how to fold those? 1020 00:53:43,737 --> 00:53:45,601 Don't worry. I'll come with you on this one. 1021 00:53:45,705 --> 00:53:47,983 -It's like the fourth time that she's called you in this week. 1022 00:53:48,086 --> 00:53:49,433 -Yeah, she only ever calls in Apple 1023 00:53:49,536 --> 00:53:51,573 because Apple's always getting in trouble. 1024 00:53:51,676 --> 00:53:53,851 -Yeah, I can talk to her alone. It's fine. 1025 00:53:53,954 --> 00:53:56,474 -I will teach her how to fold the chino pants. 1026 00:53:56,578 --> 00:53:58,476 From now on, don't worry about Sharon, babe. 1027 00:53:58,580 --> 00:53:59,788 Come. 1028 00:54:02,929 --> 00:54:05,759 -Chino pants are a very awkward length. 1029 00:54:05,863 --> 00:54:12,801 ♪♪ 1030 00:54:12,904 --> 00:54:19,325 ♪♪ 1031 00:54:19,428 --> 00:54:20,705 -Hey, guys. 1032 00:54:20,809 --> 00:54:22,776 I talked to Sharon and everything's -- 1033 00:54:25,469 --> 00:54:27,264 -Change into this, babe. 1034 00:54:27,367 --> 00:54:28,334 You look like you've seen someone wearing white 1035 00:54:28,437 --> 00:54:30,577 after Labor Day. 1036 00:54:30,681 --> 00:54:37,619 ♪♪ 1037 00:54:37,722 --> 00:54:41,416 A snake is attempting to enter our garden, ladies. 1038 00:54:41,519 --> 00:54:44,591 Sharon may be plotting to fire Pumpkin. 1039 00:54:44,695 --> 00:54:48,250 We must protect our crops by any means necessary. 1040 00:54:48,354 --> 00:54:50,390 -Dude, come on. 1041 00:54:50,942 --> 00:54:53,669 -Yeah, maybe we could just do some cute dark magic, 1042 00:54:53,773 --> 00:54:56,879 like...the spell for eternal dandruff. 1043 00:54:56,983 --> 00:55:00,366 -No. Stop fucking around. -I don't hate Sharon. 1044 00:55:00,469 --> 00:55:02,885 -What are you even talking about, Pumpkin? 1045 00:55:02,989 --> 00:55:04,818 We don't know what Sharon is capable of. 1046 00:55:04,922 --> 00:55:06,337 She could destroy us. 1047 00:55:06,441 --> 00:55:08,753 And that is why we need to do this hex. 1048 00:55:08,857 --> 00:55:11,480 Sharon is a snake. She's always been a snake. 1049 00:55:11,584 --> 00:55:14,621 And you know how we handle snakes in our garden. 1050 00:55:15,967 --> 00:55:19,350 -Like how you handled Ashton and Pickle? 1051 00:55:20,144 --> 00:55:22,353 What did you say? 1052 00:55:23,872 --> 00:55:25,736 Who told her? 1053 00:55:27,462 --> 00:55:30,050 Do we have another snake amongst us? 1054 00:55:31,466 --> 00:55:34,469 We all did that hex, including Pickle. 1055 00:55:34,572 --> 00:55:36,540 And we went into it agreeing 1056 00:55:36,643 --> 00:55:39,128 that whoever deserved the punishment would receive it. 1057 00:55:39,232 --> 00:55:41,165 -Well, we can't do this. 1058 00:55:41,268 --> 00:55:43,788 -Just be grateful it isn't Norman. 1059 00:55:43,892 --> 00:55:49,967 ♪♪ 1060 00:55:50,070 --> 00:55:51,209 -[ Whispering ] Fig. 1061 00:55:51,313 --> 00:55:58,251 ♪♪ 1062 00:55:58,355 --> 00:55:59,873 -You don't trust me, babe? 1063 00:56:01,116 --> 00:56:03,049 I thought I was your BFF. 1064 00:56:03,152 --> 00:56:04,844 -You are. 1065 00:56:04,947 --> 00:56:13,991 ♪♪ 1066 00:56:14,094 --> 00:56:23,172 ♪♪ 1067 00:56:23,276 --> 00:56:25,796 -What you have done to me, 1068 00:56:25,899 --> 00:56:29,558 let it rebound on you tenfold. 1069 00:56:29,662 --> 00:56:34,080 I curse your ugliness and cruelty. 1070 00:56:34,183 --> 00:56:38,464 ♪♪ 1071 00:56:38,567 --> 00:56:39,982 Uh, hello? 1072 00:56:42,571 --> 00:56:44,021 -I condemn you, snake. 1073 00:56:44,124 --> 00:56:46,610 -I condemn you, snake. -I condemn you, snake. 1074 00:56:46,713 --> 00:56:50,924 ♪♪ 1075 00:56:51,028 --> 00:56:53,133 Babe, you have to join in order for it to work. 1076 00:56:53,237 --> 00:56:55,377 We're literally doing this for you. 1077 00:56:55,481 --> 00:57:01,625 ♪♪ 1078 00:57:01,728 --> 00:57:04,697 -I condemn you, snake. 1079 00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:12,152 ♪♪ 1080 00:57:17,330 --> 00:57:19,539 [ Indistinct conversations ] 1081 00:57:21,748 --> 00:57:23,094 -Aah! 1082 00:57:25,856 --> 00:57:28,790 -Hey, Pum. I got you some liquid courage. 1083 00:57:29,342 --> 00:57:31,517 -How many times do I have to tell you I don't drink coffee? 1084 00:57:31,620 --> 00:57:33,933 -Oh, girl, it's just a matcha latte. 1085 00:57:34,036 --> 00:57:35,624 I got you. -Oh. 1086 00:57:35,728 --> 00:57:38,455 Um, what are you still doing here? 1087 00:57:38,558 --> 00:57:40,318 -Apple made us swear to stick around 1088 00:57:40,422 --> 00:57:42,182 for your talk with Sharon. 1089 00:57:42,286 --> 00:57:44,322 -Why can't I do anything by myself? 1090 00:57:44,426 --> 00:57:46,601 -Babe, we all just want to support you. 1091 00:57:46,704 --> 00:57:49,224 We're worried about you, you know? 1092 00:57:50,190 --> 00:57:52,399 -Nooo! 1093 00:57:52,503 --> 00:57:54,505 -Aaaaah! 1094 00:57:55,333 --> 00:57:56,818 Oh, my God. 1095 00:57:58,302 --> 00:57:59,786 Come on. 1096 00:57:59,890 --> 00:58:04,688 ♪♪ 1097 00:58:04,791 --> 00:58:06,759 -Aaah! 1098 00:58:08,588 --> 00:58:10,452 -Um... 1099 00:58:10,556 --> 00:58:13,593 I think -- I think the hex backfired. 1100 00:58:15,043 --> 00:58:17,183 -We never said Sharon's name in the spell, Apple. 1101 00:58:17,286 --> 00:58:18,529 What if it hit Pickle instead? 1102 00:58:18,633 --> 00:58:20,462 -What if this is our fault? 1103 00:58:20,566 --> 00:58:26,744 ♪♪ 1104 00:58:26,848 --> 00:58:28,435 -Let's get out of here. 1105 00:58:28,539 --> 00:58:34,131 ♪♪ 1106 00:58:34,234 --> 00:58:39,861 ♪♪ 1107 00:58:39,964 --> 00:58:41,414 -Apple. 1108 00:58:41,518 --> 00:58:44,313 -Please don't fire Pumpkin. 1109 00:58:44,417 --> 00:58:45,901 -What are you talking about? 1110 00:58:46,005 --> 00:58:47,351 -What did you do to Pickle? 1111 00:58:47,454 --> 00:58:48,939 -Why are you accusing me? 1112 00:58:49,042 --> 00:58:52,080 All I ever do around here is try to help people. 1113 00:58:53,184 --> 00:58:55,014 I am an empath, Sharon. 1114 00:58:55,117 --> 00:58:57,603 I am trying to make the world a better place. 1115 00:58:57,706 --> 00:59:00,778 -Do you think you can make the world a better place 1116 00:59:00,882 --> 00:59:03,298 by getting rid of someone? 1117 00:59:03,401 --> 00:59:05,196 -What are you talking about? 1118 00:59:07,302 --> 00:59:09,097 Are you going to tell corporate? 1119 00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:11,099 -Tell corporate what? 1120 00:59:15,275 --> 00:59:17,519 -Do you feel bad? -What? 1121 00:59:17,623 --> 00:59:19,141 -About Pickle. Do you feel bad? 1122 00:59:19,245 --> 00:59:22,041 -Why would I feel bad? I didn't push her. 1123 00:59:22,144 --> 00:59:23,836 -You didn't? 1124 00:59:25,976 --> 00:59:27,633 -Did you? 1125 00:59:28,737 --> 00:59:30,567 -It's all falling apart. 1126 00:59:31,395 --> 00:59:33,811 -Not on my watch. 1127 00:59:56,178 --> 00:59:58,249 [ Cellphone chimes ] 1128 01:00:15,646 --> 01:00:17,855 -[ Sighs ] 1129 01:00:24,621 --> 01:00:26,899 [ Laughs ] 1130 01:00:35,355 --> 01:00:38,635 Forgive me, Marilyn, for I have sinned. 1131 01:00:39,221 --> 01:00:42,431 Some people in Highland Park think I'm dead. 1132 01:00:43,709 --> 01:00:45,849 I never corrected them. 1133 01:00:47,436 --> 01:00:49,922 You know, if your entire family dies in a fire, 1134 01:00:50,025 --> 01:00:53,650 I guess you sort of die, too. 1135 01:00:55,341 --> 01:00:58,965 I just miss the ones I loved that died in a house 1136 01:00:59,069 --> 01:01:01,796 that burned in two minutes 1137 01:01:01,899 --> 01:01:04,488 while I was fucking the prom king 1138 01:01:04,591 --> 01:01:07,940 in a donut shop parking lot. 1139 01:01:09,804 --> 01:01:12,254 You know, Shirley Temple found me there, 1140 01:01:12,358 --> 01:01:16,017 and she told me about the fire, but... 1141 01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:22,230 ♪♪ 1142 01:01:22,333 --> 01:01:26,441 I don't really feel alive anymore. 1143 01:01:30,514 --> 01:01:33,103 Except when I'm with Apple. 1144 01:01:36,313 --> 01:01:39,005 Men definitely don't think I'm alive. 1145 01:01:40,317 --> 01:01:45,046 They just want to buy me with diamonds. 1146 01:01:45,149 --> 01:01:53,295 ♪♪ 1147 01:01:53,399 --> 01:01:56,264 I think they think it's fun to fuck a ghost. 1148 01:01:56,367 --> 01:02:01,994 ♪♪ 1149 01:02:02,097 --> 01:02:04,997 They don't care about me like Apple does. 1150 01:02:05,100 --> 01:02:10,830 ♪♪ 1151 01:02:10,934 --> 01:02:15,939 Diamonds are a girl's best friend. 1152 01:02:16,042 --> 01:02:18,527 You said that. [ Chuckles ] 1153 01:02:18,631 --> 01:02:24,326 ♪♪ 1154 01:02:24,430 --> 01:02:29,849 ♪♪ 1155 01:02:29,953 --> 01:02:32,610 Is Apple still my best friend? 1156 01:02:32,714 --> 01:02:37,305 ♪♪ 1157 01:02:37,408 --> 01:02:40,032 I thought I could be her antidote. 1158 01:02:41,412 --> 01:02:43,483 That was foolish of me. 1159 01:02:45,002 --> 01:02:52,009 She will always be that cartoonish poison apple. 1160 01:02:55,288 --> 01:02:57,290 You know, Apple... 1161 01:02:59,948 --> 01:03:01,985 Apple has a story... 1162 01:03:03,952 --> 01:03:07,128 ...that's really interesting. 1163 01:03:09,889 --> 01:03:14,514 You know, she poisoned her dad. 1164 01:03:17,414 --> 01:03:20,313 How much more interesting can you get? 1165 01:03:20,417 --> 01:03:28,459 ♪♪ 1166 01:03:28,563 --> 01:03:36,640 ♪♪ 1167 01:03:36,743 --> 01:03:44,751 ♪♪ 1168 01:03:44,855 --> 01:03:46,753 [ Whimpers ] 1169 01:03:46,857 --> 01:03:50,205 ♪♪ 1170 01:03:50,309 --> 01:03:52,242 [ Line rings ] 1171 01:03:52,345 --> 01:03:59,836 ♪♪ 1172 01:03:59,939 --> 01:04:01,285 -Your call has been forwarded 1173 01:04:01,389 --> 01:04:03,770 to an automatic voice message system. 1174 01:04:03,874 --> 01:04:05,358 [ Beep ] 1175 01:04:05,462 --> 01:04:15,161 ♪♪ 1176 01:04:19,545 --> 01:04:20,546 [ P.A. chimes ] 1177 01:04:20,649 --> 01:04:22,030 -Good morning, shoppers. 1178 01:04:22,134 --> 01:04:23,825 Due to severe thunderstorm warnings, 1179 01:04:23,929 --> 01:04:26,655 some of our store hours may be affected. 1180 01:04:28,485 --> 01:04:30,556 [ Microwave beeping ] 1181 01:04:36,424 --> 01:04:39,427 -Cherry, why is Shirley Temple here? 1182 01:04:39,530 --> 01:04:41,947 She's going to destroy the monochromatic yarn baskets. 1183 01:04:42,050 --> 01:04:43,880 -Oh, well, Shirley Temple is my new Mini-Me. 1184 01:04:43,983 --> 01:04:47,262 -I'm allergic to cats. -Of course you are. 1185 01:04:47,366 --> 01:04:50,231 -Everyone, please look at my icing by Ina. 1186 01:04:53,959 --> 01:04:57,238 Everyone please comment on my icing by Ina. 1187 01:04:57,963 --> 01:04:59,378 -Wow! -Oh, my God. 1188 01:04:59,481 --> 01:05:00,517 -Icing by Ina. 1189 01:05:00,620 --> 01:05:01,621 -Wow. -Wow. 1190 01:05:01,725 --> 01:05:03,002 -That looks really beautiful. 1191 01:05:03,106 --> 01:05:05,177 -I love cupcakes. -The box is nice. 1192 01:05:08,352 --> 01:05:12,080 -I know yesterday was...wack, 1193 01:05:12,184 --> 01:05:14,358 but it's really not my fault because I googled it 1194 01:05:14,462 --> 01:05:17,948 and Mercury was in retrograde, so there you go. 1195 01:05:20,123 --> 01:05:23,091 -Guys, I think I'm having a nervous breakdown. 1196 01:05:23,195 --> 01:05:26,094 Is it crazy that I walked here without an umbrella? 1197 01:05:26,198 --> 01:05:28,338 -See? Mercury in retrograde. 1198 01:05:28,441 --> 01:05:30,996 -No, bitch, it's tornado season. 1199 01:05:31,099 --> 01:05:33,860 Maybe the water could, like, wash away our sins. 1200 01:05:33,964 --> 01:05:35,172 [ Cat meows ] 1201 01:05:35,276 --> 01:05:36,691 What's Shirley Temple doing here? 1202 01:05:36,794 --> 01:05:38,624 -Uh, Cherry is also having a nervous breakdown. 1203 01:05:38,727 --> 01:05:41,661 -Pumpkin, I went on a hot girl jog this morning. 1204 01:05:41,765 --> 01:05:43,629 Could somebody having a nervous breakdown go on a jog? 1205 01:05:43,732 --> 01:05:46,908 -Pumpkin, do you know how hard it is to get a cupcake 1206 01:05:47,012 --> 01:05:48,910 to look like a pumpkin? 1207 01:05:49,014 --> 01:05:51,188 But I got that done... 1208 01:05:51,292 --> 01:05:52,879 for you. 1209 01:05:52,983 --> 01:05:54,502 -Guys? 1210 01:05:54,605 --> 01:05:56,159 I think we need to talk about Pickle. 1211 01:05:56,262 --> 01:05:59,300 -Everyone, please eat your I by I, please. 1212 01:05:59,403 --> 01:06:04,581 ♪♪ 1213 01:06:04,684 --> 01:06:09,724 ♪♪ 1214 01:06:09,827 --> 01:06:11,450 -Thank you. 1215 01:06:11,553 --> 01:06:17,870 ♪♪ 1216 01:06:17,974 --> 01:06:19,906 -[ Giggles ] 1217 01:06:20,010 --> 01:06:24,911 ♪♪ 1218 01:06:25,015 --> 01:06:26,741 -Swallow your seed. 1219 01:06:27,707 --> 01:06:28,915 -Sure. 1220 01:06:29,019 --> 01:06:38,235 ♪♪ 1221 01:06:38,339 --> 01:06:39,961 -Mmm! 1222 01:06:40,065 --> 01:06:41,894 That's very good. 1223 01:06:41,998 --> 01:06:48,797 ♪♪ 1224 01:06:48,901 --> 01:06:50,489 -[ Vomiting ] 1225 01:06:52,836 --> 01:06:54,010 -Apple? 1226 01:06:54,113 --> 01:06:56,805 -What the hell was in my I by I's? 1227 01:06:56,909 --> 01:06:58,773 -What? What are you talking about? 1228 01:06:58,876 --> 01:07:00,775 -Did you put something in -- 1229 01:07:00,878 --> 01:07:03,605 [ Vomiting ] 1230 01:07:03,709 --> 01:07:05,504 Don't touch me. 1231 01:07:05,607 --> 01:07:09,025 -Um. I'm gonna walkie Sharon. -Don't you dare, Fig! 1232 01:07:09,128 --> 01:07:11,579 -I'm sorry. Okay? I'm just a little freaked out. 1233 01:07:11,682 --> 01:07:14,133 First it was Pickle, and now this? 1234 01:07:14,237 --> 01:07:17,102 Dude, you know it's bad when the scientist is scared. 1235 01:07:17,205 --> 01:07:20,484 -Yeah, Apple, could we sidebar for a quick second? 1236 01:07:20,588 --> 01:07:23,280 -Not right now. -It's actually a 9-1-1. 1237 01:07:23,384 --> 01:07:28,492 ♪♪ 1238 01:07:28,596 --> 01:07:32,427 Hey, so, um, did you girlboss again? 1239 01:07:33,532 --> 01:07:35,396 -What the freak are you talking about? 1240 01:07:35,499 --> 01:07:39,193 -You know, like, with your dad? -Stoptalking! 1241 01:07:40,711 --> 01:07:42,092 Okay, who did this? 1242 01:07:42,196 --> 01:07:43,680 I know it wasn't me. I know it wasn't 1243 01:07:43,783 --> 01:07:45,682 the Icing by Ina chick because I caught her 1244 01:07:45,785 --> 01:07:48,064 blowing the Keep Calm and Cookie On employee. 1245 01:07:48,167 --> 01:07:49,686 -She's hooking up with him, too? 1246 01:07:49,789 --> 01:07:51,067 -What do you mean by "too"? 1247 01:07:51,170 --> 01:07:53,138 -So, I have the ultimate blackmail on her. 1248 01:07:53,241 --> 01:07:54,760 So, who did this? 1249 01:07:54,863 --> 01:07:58,488 -Wait, where were you guys when Pickle jumped? 1250 01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:02,457 -Where was Pumpkin? 1251 01:08:02,561 --> 01:08:04,977 I mean, she could have been the snake this whole time. 1252 01:08:05,081 --> 01:08:09,740 That's why she's over there running for mayor of Vomville. 1253 01:08:11,777 --> 01:08:15,781 -You are so fucking ugly right now, Cherry. 1254 01:08:15,884 --> 01:08:19,647 I don't care how much Rare Beauty mascara you use. 1255 01:08:19,750 --> 01:08:22,305 Your insides are on fire, 1256 01:08:22,408 --> 01:08:25,342 and I can smell the smoke. 1257 01:08:27,482 --> 01:08:29,070 Emergency Paradise tonight. 1258 01:08:29,174 --> 01:08:30,830 -What?! -No excuses. 1259 01:08:30,934 --> 01:08:35,180 Remember, we did this hex to eliminate the snake. 1260 01:08:36,008 --> 01:08:37,734 We will find out who they are. 1261 01:08:38,907 --> 01:08:43,498 -♪ Something's burning deep within my love ♪ 1262 01:08:46,363 --> 01:08:49,573 ♪ Something's burning deep within... ♪ 1263 01:08:49,677 --> 01:08:52,162 -Congrats on grad school, baby boo. 1264 01:08:52,266 --> 01:08:53,922 -[ Squeals ] 1265 01:08:54,026 --> 01:08:55,269 I'm sorry. Um, sorry, 1266 01:08:55,372 --> 01:08:56,856 I just -- I don't want them knowing 1267 01:08:56,960 --> 01:08:59,342 what's going on in my life right now, you know? 1268 01:08:59,445 --> 01:09:04,070 Um, oh, uh, don't come to Free Eden tonight, okay? 1269 01:09:04,174 --> 01:09:06,142 I'm gonna meet you at Ed Sheeran. 1270 01:09:06,245 --> 01:09:08,592 -Copy, Apple. I'm running upstairs. 1271 01:09:10,249 --> 01:09:12,424 -♪ I feel you safe in my arms 1272 01:09:12,527 --> 01:09:16,531 ♪ Sleeping deep and deep and deeper ♪ 1273 01:09:18,050 --> 01:09:24,194 ♪ No one fuck with my love 'cause i'm capable of murder ♪ 1274 01:09:25,575 --> 01:09:26,783 -[ Gasps ] 1275 01:09:26,886 --> 01:09:28,888 [ Screams ] 1276 01:09:31,891 --> 01:09:33,341 -It's not safe here. 1277 01:09:33,445 --> 01:09:38,553 -♪ Something's burning deep within my love ♪ 1278 01:09:40,797 --> 01:09:47,424 ♪ Something's burning deep within my love ♪ 1279 01:09:47,528 --> 01:09:54,673 ♪♪ 1280 01:09:57,779 --> 01:09:59,678 -As we all know, 1281 01:09:59,781 --> 01:10:02,267 Marilyn Monroe was murdered by the United States government 1282 01:10:02,370 --> 01:10:05,235 on August 4th, 1962. 1283 01:10:07,444 --> 01:10:09,826 After her love affair with our John F. Kennedy, 1284 01:10:09,929 --> 01:10:12,069 she knew too much. 1285 01:10:12,622 --> 01:10:14,934 They underestimated her due to her beauty 1286 01:10:15,038 --> 01:10:17,385 and her perfectly placed mole. 1287 01:10:18,421 --> 01:10:20,043 She needed to be eliminated. 1288 01:10:20,146 --> 01:10:22,494 The feminine sacrifice. 1289 01:10:25,876 --> 01:10:27,844 Open this. -Oh, yes. 1290 01:10:29,501 --> 01:10:32,538 -We cannot let her death be in vain. 1291 01:10:34,471 --> 01:10:37,509 -Oh, I'm sorry I couldn't get it with my -- 1292 01:10:38,544 --> 01:10:41,237 -So, our question remains. 1293 01:10:46,897 --> 01:10:49,037 Who is our JFK? 1294 01:10:53,835 --> 01:10:55,561 Is it you, Fig? 1295 01:10:56,390 --> 01:10:58,840 Are you our John F. Kennedy? 1296 01:11:00,946 --> 01:11:03,362 Is it you, Cherry? 1297 01:11:03,466 --> 01:11:05,778 Are you our handsome president? 1298 01:11:05,882 --> 01:11:07,815 The ultimate traitor? 1299 01:11:10,300 --> 01:11:13,614 Somebody fucking say something! 1300 01:11:18,653 --> 01:11:19,999 Fine. 1301 01:11:21,346 --> 01:11:23,486 I didn't want it to come to this. 1302 01:11:23,589 --> 01:11:25,660 But in order for the truth to be revealed, 1303 01:11:25,764 --> 01:11:30,113 for Marilyn to truly speak to us, 1304 01:11:30,216 --> 01:11:33,772 we must do a sacrifice. 1305 01:11:34,324 --> 01:11:38,328 It is the only way to save Paradise. 1306 01:11:38,432 --> 01:11:41,124 We must offer up... 1307 01:11:41,227 --> 01:11:47,855 ♪♪ 1308 01:11:47,958 --> 01:11:49,650 ...Shirley Temple. 1309 01:11:49,753 --> 01:11:51,721 -Apple! -What the fuck? 1310 01:11:51,824 --> 01:11:53,412 -You know she's all I have left. 1311 01:11:53,516 --> 01:11:55,725 -Have you ever killed something before, Apple? 1312 01:11:59,107 --> 01:12:01,109 -Do I just mean nothing to you? 1313 01:12:01,213 --> 01:12:03,940 -No, no, it's just she's my family. 1314 01:12:04,043 --> 01:12:06,080 -Enough! 1315 01:12:06,183 --> 01:12:07,392 Enough! 1316 01:12:07,495 --> 01:12:10,774 I am so fucking done with this coven. 1317 01:12:10,878 --> 01:12:12,086 -Is this a coven? 1318 01:12:13,087 --> 01:12:14,330 -I only took this job 1319 01:12:14,433 --> 01:12:15,917 because I wanted to wear floral lingerie 1320 01:12:16,021 --> 01:12:17,229 as a summer dress, 1321 01:12:17,333 --> 01:12:18,920 and because I was trying to save money 1322 01:12:19,024 --> 01:12:20,646 so that I could submit applications for grad school. 1323 01:12:20,750 --> 01:12:23,649 But guess what, mother fuckers, I got in. 1324 01:12:23,753 --> 01:12:24,754 I'm done. 1325 01:12:24,857 --> 01:12:26,997 This shit has been killing me. 1326 01:12:28,205 --> 01:12:29,552 -Yeah, but you don't have to leave 1327 01:12:29,655 --> 01:12:31,864 because you're not the snake. 1328 01:12:34,280 --> 01:12:36,041 You're not John F. Kennedy. 1329 01:12:36,144 --> 01:12:37,560 -Apple, 1330 01:12:37,663 --> 01:12:40,114 I'm the one who told Pumpkin about Pickle. 1331 01:12:40,217 --> 01:12:42,703 And I'm glad that I did, because look at what happened. 1332 01:12:42,806 --> 01:12:45,844 Why won't anybody talk about what happened? 1333 01:12:45,947 --> 01:12:47,432 She died. 1334 01:12:47,535 --> 01:12:50,158 I washed her brain matter out of my fishnets. 1335 01:12:50,262 --> 01:12:52,575 -You can't leave! 1336 01:12:52,678 --> 01:12:56,544 If you leave, we can't finish the retail season cycle. 1337 01:12:56,648 --> 01:13:01,549 -Cherry, you are a lip gloss shell. 1338 01:13:01,653 --> 01:13:04,794 Can't you see that she is poison? 1339 01:13:07,797 --> 01:13:09,108 -Emily. 1340 01:13:09,212 --> 01:13:10,903 -Norman, what are you doing here? 1341 01:13:11,007 --> 01:13:12,664 -I told you I would meet you at Ed. 1342 01:13:12,767 --> 01:13:15,045 -You said you weren't safe. I came to see you. 1343 01:13:15,149 --> 01:13:16,875 What's going on? -Fig! 1344 01:13:17,703 --> 01:13:23,157 Why is he calling you...Emily? 1345 01:13:23,260 --> 01:13:26,091 -Yeah, is your name fucking Emily? 1346 01:13:26,194 --> 01:13:28,369 -Yes, my name is Emily. 1347 01:13:28,473 --> 01:13:31,337 My name is fucking Emily. 1348 01:13:31,441 --> 01:13:32,822 It is mind boggling to me 1349 01:13:32,925 --> 01:13:34,755 that you are all named after quirky fruit. 1350 01:13:34,858 --> 01:13:37,205 I mean, who in the fresh hell names their baby Fig? 1351 01:13:37,309 --> 01:13:39,380 -Is this a cult? -Hi. 1352 01:13:39,484 --> 01:13:41,002 I am in love with Norman, 1353 01:13:41,106 --> 01:13:44,005 and I want to speak to him in words, not emojis. 1354 01:13:44,765 --> 01:13:47,802 -Apple, he's the snake. 1355 01:13:50,460 --> 01:13:52,151 -Take me to Ed Sheeran, baby. 1356 01:13:52,255 --> 01:13:53,256 -He's the snake! 1357 01:13:53,359 --> 01:13:54,326 -Nice to meet you. 1358 01:13:54,430 --> 01:13:56,639 -[ Gasps ] 1359 01:14:00,297 --> 01:14:02,230 -[ Screaming ] 1360 01:14:02,334 --> 01:14:04,509 -[ Screaming ] 1361 01:14:06,787 --> 01:14:09,790 -Norman! 1362 01:14:12,033 --> 01:14:14,622 -Uh...uh... 1363 01:14:15,416 --> 01:14:16,866 I tripped. 1364 01:14:20,283 --> 01:14:21,733 I tripped! 1365 01:14:22,561 --> 01:14:24,218 I...I... 1366 01:14:24,321 --> 01:14:27,635 Okay, well, surely we don't have to sacrifice Shirley anymore. 1367 01:14:27,739 --> 01:14:31,984 So, I am -- oh, Fig! 1368 01:14:32,088 --> 01:14:34,608 Fig, I feel like this is ending! I don't want this to end! 1369 01:14:34,711 --> 01:14:37,473 I don't care if your name is Emily. 1370 01:14:38,266 --> 01:14:39,992 -What did you do? 1371 01:14:41,994 --> 01:14:50,002 ♪♪ 1372 01:14:50,106 --> 01:14:58,114 ♪♪ 1373 01:14:58,217 --> 01:15:00,772 -Fuuuuck! 1374 01:15:00,875 --> 01:15:06,536 ♪♪ 1375 01:15:06,640 --> 01:15:09,263 Fuck! Fuck! 1376 01:15:09,366 --> 01:15:15,338 ♪♪ 1377 01:15:15,441 --> 01:15:17,374 [ Exhales sharply ] You're fine. 1378 01:15:17,478 --> 01:15:25,210 ♪♪ 1379 01:15:25,313 --> 01:15:28,040 Sorry you had to see me like that, Marilyn. 1380 01:15:28,144 --> 01:15:33,943 ♪♪ 1381 01:15:34,046 --> 01:15:39,604 ♪♪ 1382 01:15:39,707 --> 01:15:41,606 -Is this... 1383 01:15:41,709 --> 01:15:43,573 recording? 1384 01:15:45,851 --> 01:15:48,129 -Pumpkin, I need to talk to you. 1385 01:15:49,130 --> 01:15:53,031 -Fig! Emily! 1386 01:15:53,134 --> 01:15:55,343 Oh! 1387 01:15:55,447 --> 01:15:57,587 Apple, what happened to your robe? 1388 01:15:57,691 --> 01:15:59,002 -It's deceased. 1389 01:15:59,106 --> 01:16:00,659 -What was that? 1390 01:16:01,453 --> 01:16:04,076 [ Alarm blares ] 1391 01:16:04,180 --> 01:16:05,975 -Oh, my God. -What? 1392 01:16:06,078 --> 01:16:07,873 -Tornado warning in Dallas County. 1393 01:16:07,977 --> 01:16:10,289 -There's a tornado warning? -Yes, in effect all night. 1394 01:16:10,393 --> 01:16:12,084 -Oh! -What are you doing? 1395 01:16:12,188 --> 01:16:14,984 -Well, Shirley Temple gets triggered by natural disasters. 1396 01:16:15,087 --> 01:16:18,539 Fire, air, water. Pretty much all the elements. 1397 01:16:18,643 --> 01:16:20,714 I should go get her. -Leave the cat. 1398 01:16:20,817 --> 01:16:22,370 What are you doing? -I'm calling my mom. 1399 01:16:22,474 --> 01:16:24,821 -Cellphone towers go down around here when tornadoes hit, 1400 01:16:24,925 --> 01:16:26,443 electricity might, too. 1401 01:16:26,547 --> 01:16:27,755 Did you know that this was a camera? 1402 01:16:27,859 --> 01:16:29,377 -It doesn't say it's gonna be bad, right? 1403 01:16:29,481 --> 01:16:31,000 -Cherry, Pumpkin and I need to talk. 1404 01:16:31,103 --> 01:16:33,761 -No, no, no, I need to go home because my mom is alone 1405 01:16:33,865 --> 01:16:35,694 and we have a closet we hide in during tornadoes. 1406 01:16:35,798 --> 01:16:37,593 -And leave us both for dead? -She doesn't have a home. 1407 01:16:37,696 --> 01:16:39,871 She lives in her car. -Enough! 1408 01:16:40,423 --> 01:16:42,011 -That's the sound of the storm gates closing, 1409 01:16:42,114 --> 01:16:43,599 so you won't be able to get out. 1410 01:16:43,702 --> 01:16:45,739 -No, no, I am gonna find one, 1411 01:16:45,842 --> 01:16:47,672 and I'll come back for y'all, okay? 1412 01:16:47,775 --> 01:16:50,157 I promise. I promise. 1413 01:16:58,821 --> 01:17:01,686 -Loosey fucking goosey with those lips lately, Cherry. 1414 01:17:01,789 --> 01:17:02,997 What the fuck is your problem? 1415 01:17:03,101 --> 01:17:04,723 -I was just going to get -- 1416 01:17:04,827 --> 01:17:06,414 Are you mad at me? -Yeah. 1417 01:17:06,518 --> 01:17:10,108 You stabbed Norman in the cheek with a meat cleaver, so... 1418 01:17:10,211 --> 01:17:11,454 -I tripped. 1419 01:17:11,557 --> 01:17:13,249 -Tripped? 1420 01:17:13,352 --> 01:17:15,803 It is so fucking exhausting 1421 01:17:15,907 --> 01:17:18,254 to keep track of the way you manipulate narratives. 1422 01:17:18,357 --> 01:17:21,326 Are you the main character, or are you the fucking victim? 1423 01:17:21,429 --> 01:17:22,638 -Do you not believe me? 1424 01:17:22,741 --> 01:17:30,853 ♪♪ 1425 01:17:30,956 --> 01:17:32,855 -No! 1426 01:17:32,958 --> 01:17:34,270 Aah! 1427 01:17:34,373 --> 01:17:40,863 ♪♪ 1428 01:17:40,966 --> 01:17:47,317 ♪♪ 1429 01:17:47,421 --> 01:17:48,940 Fuck! 1430 01:17:49,768 --> 01:17:53,461 -I love you, Normaaaaaaaan! 1431 01:17:53,565 --> 01:18:01,021 ♪♪ 1432 01:18:01,124 --> 01:18:01,918 -Fig... 1433 01:18:02,022 --> 01:18:03,437 Fig, can you hear me? 1434 01:18:03,540 --> 01:18:05,163 -Norman broke up with me. 1435 01:18:05,266 --> 01:18:07,855 -Fig, we're trapped. The mall is on lockdown. 1436 01:18:07,959 --> 01:18:11,031 -Oh, Pum, you're in crisis, too, babe? 1437 01:18:11,134 --> 01:18:12,446 Are you okay? 1438 01:18:12,549 --> 01:18:14,759 -No. Call 9-1-1. 1439 01:18:14,862 --> 01:18:17,209 -Okay, okay. I'm coming. 1440 01:18:17,313 --> 01:18:18,348 -Don't! 1441 01:18:18,452 --> 01:18:20,350 Call 9-1-1. 1442 01:18:20,454 --> 01:18:22,559 -Um, in the employee manual, 1443 01:18:22,663 --> 01:18:24,113 there were emergency tunnels, Pum. 1444 01:18:24,216 --> 01:18:27,737 Just be cool. I'm coming, I'm coming. 1445 01:18:27,841 --> 01:18:29,566 -Are we still best friends? 1446 01:18:29,670 --> 01:18:30,913 -You know, I don't believe in hierarchy 1447 01:18:31,016 --> 01:18:32,431 in female relationships. 1448 01:18:32,535 --> 01:18:33,812 -You didn't answer the question. 1449 01:18:33,916 --> 01:18:36,401 -What is the first rule of Paradise? 1450 01:18:36,504 --> 01:18:38,230 -Shine theory. -You broke it. 1451 01:18:39,093 --> 01:18:41,578 You dimmed my fucking glow, girl. 1452 01:18:41,682 --> 01:18:43,960 You dimmed all of our glows. 1453 01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:49,069 You ruined Paradise. 1454 01:18:49,172 --> 01:18:50,587 It's over. 1455 01:18:50,691 --> 01:18:52,417 You just had to fucking self-destruct. 1456 01:18:52,520 --> 01:18:53,763 It was inevitable. 1457 01:18:53,867 --> 01:18:56,732 Such a fucking unattractive quality. 1458 01:18:58,492 --> 01:19:02,289 -You killed your dad, Apple! 1459 01:19:02,392 --> 01:19:04,947 -So what? 1460 01:19:06,569 --> 01:19:11,747 At least I'm not fucking boring. 1461 01:19:13,541 --> 01:19:15,785 -You're the snake, Apple. 1462 01:19:17,476 --> 01:19:18,961 You never helped me for me. 1463 01:19:19,064 --> 01:19:21,239 You helped me for you. 1464 01:19:22,965 --> 01:19:24,690 I never had a drinking problem. 1465 01:19:24,794 --> 01:19:27,176 -[ Laughs ] Hiding mini bottles of tequila 1466 01:19:27,279 --> 01:19:29,385 under cowboy hats is a fucking problem. 1467 01:19:29,488 --> 01:19:30,869 -It was gin. 1468 01:19:30,973 --> 01:19:33,976 And this is Texas. What else is there to do? 1469 01:19:35,460 --> 01:19:38,843 You know what's the saddest thing about you, Apple? 1470 01:19:38,946 --> 01:19:41,224 You're alone. 1471 01:19:41,328 --> 01:19:44,780 You're so alone, you're like -- like the depths of the ocean. 1472 01:19:44,883 --> 01:19:47,299 Like those deep, dark places 1473 01:19:47,403 --> 01:19:48,853 where only those glow-in-the-dark, 1474 01:19:48,956 --> 01:19:51,303 creepy creatures live. 1475 01:19:52,891 --> 01:19:56,274 I'm alone because my family died. 1476 01:19:58,586 --> 01:20:02,211 But you...choose to be. 1477 01:20:02,314 --> 01:20:06,318 -You know nothing about my family. 1478 01:20:06,422 --> 01:20:07,906 -I do. 1479 01:20:08,010 --> 01:20:10,219 And I feel sorry for you. 1480 01:20:12,980 --> 01:20:16,397 Why do you hurt the people that love you the most? 1481 01:20:19,297 --> 01:20:23,266 -You can't trust the people who say they love you the most. 1482 01:20:25,372 --> 01:20:28,271 -That's the most fucked up thing I've ever heard. 1483 01:20:30,066 --> 01:20:32,689 [ Sighs ] Well... 1484 01:20:32,793 --> 01:20:36,555 since we're not best friends anymore, 1485 01:20:36,659 --> 01:20:39,420 I guess I can be who I really am. 1486 01:20:41,284 --> 01:20:43,459 Boring. 1487 01:20:43,562 --> 01:20:46,393 And boring people aren't very good at keeping secrets, 1488 01:20:46,496 --> 01:20:48,015 are they? 1489 01:20:49,948 --> 01:20:51,605 -Don't. 1490 01:20:51,708 --> 01:20:53,296 -Don't? 1491 01:20:54,608 --> 01:20:57,853 The world deserves to know who you really are, Apple. 1492 01:21:00,925 --> 01:21:02,512 Hey! 1493 01:21:04,894 --> 01:21:06,551 What the fuck? 1494 01:21:08,725 --> 01:21:10,520 Are you high? 1495 01:21:11,452 --> 01:21:13,178 -[ Laughs ] 1496 01:21:13,282 --> 01:21:15,146 -[ Gasps ] 1497 01:21:15,249 --> 01:21:23,637 ♪♪ 1498 01:21:23,740 --> 01:21:32,370 ♪♪ 1499 01:21:32,473 --> 01:21:40,861 ♪♪ 1500 01:21:40,965 --> 01:21:42,828 [ Thunder cracks ] 1501 01:21:42,932 --> 01:21:44,934 ♪♪ 1502 01:21:45,038 --> 01:21:47,109 -[ Screams ] 1503 01:21:47,212 --> 01:21:50,526 ♪♪ 1504 01:21:50,629 --> 01:21:53,701 -Cherry, stop running. I just want to talk. 1505 01:21:56,946 --> 01:22:00,605 -Apple, my shoe's caught! 1506 01:22:00,708 --> 01:22:02,262 Apple! 1507 01:22:02,365 --> 01:22:08,026 ♪♪ 1508 01:22:08,130 --> 01:22:10,511 My nails! They're too long! 1509 01:22:10,615 --> 01:22:11,823 -Cherry! 1510 01:22:11,927 --> 01:22:14,170 -Fig! I mean Emily! 1511 01:22:14,895 --> 01:22:16,448 -[ Gasps ] 1512 01:22:16,552 --> 01:22:20,901 ♪♪ 1513 01:22:21,005 --> 01:22:23,007 I can't open it. It's stuck. 1514 01:22:23,110 --> 01:22:25,354 -[ Whimpers ] 1515 01:22:26,424 --> 01:22:29,392 -Cherry, grab my hand! -No, no. 1516 01:22:29,496 --> 01:22:31,429 [ Screaming ] 1517 01:22:31,532 --> 01:22:40,334 ♪♪ 1518 01:22:40,438 --> 01:22:41,991 Fig! Fig! 1519 01:22:42,095 --> 01:22:44,269 [ Panting ] 1520 01:22:46,892 --> 01:22:48,480 -Hey, guys, what -- 1521 01:22:48,584 --> 01:22:50,241 -[ Screams ] -No! 1522 01:22:50,344 --> 01:22:54,970 ♪♪ 1523 01:22:55,073 --> 01:22:56,833 -I'm okay! 1524 01:22:56,937 --> 01:22:58,766 I just tripped! 1525 01:23:01,286 --> 01:23:03,357 Noooo! 1526 01:23:03,461 --> 01:23:04,980 Aaah! 1527 01:23:05,083 --> 01:23:07,361 -Pumpkin, go find the breaker! 1528 01:23:09,191 --> 01:23:10,399 Apple, if you don't do anything, 1529 01:23:10,502 --> 01:23:13,195 I'm gonna tell everyone you did it. 1530 01:23:13,298 --> 01:23:17,509 ♪♪ 1531 01:23:17,613 --> 01:23:18,683 -Here! 1532 01:23:18,786 --> 01:23:21,168 -Am I the main character now? 1533 01:23:25,379 --> 01:23:27,209 -Apple! 1534 01:23:29,004 --> 01:23:30,764 -Aaaaah! 1535 01:23:31,730 --> 01:23:34,906 -Aaaah! Cherry! 1536 01:23:35,010 --> 01:23:41,395 ♪♪ 1537 01:23:54,305 --> 01:23:56,548 -Guys, I couldn't find the breaker! 1538 01:23:56,652 --> 01:23:58,205 -Pumpkin! Pumpkin! Run! 1539 01:23:58,309 --> 01:24:00,035 She's gonna kill us! 1540 01:24:00,932 --> 01:24:02,278 -Fig? 1541 01:24:04,315 --> 01:24:05,730 -Oh! That was close. 1542 01:24:05,833 --> 01:24:09,423 Come on, come on, come on, Pum, we have to go. 1543 01:24:09,527 --> 01:24:11,529 [ Metal squeaks ] 1544 01:24:16,430 --> 01:24:17,949 -Fig... 1545 01:24:18,053 --> 01:24:26,475 ♪♪ 1546 01:24:26,578 --> 01:24:28,097 Aaaaah! 1547 01:24:28,201 --> 01:24:30,755 Oh, my God! 1548 01:24:30,858 --> 01:24:39,971 ♪♪ 1549 01:24:40,075 --> 01:24:42,353 -Let's go wash off. 1550 01:24:58,162 --> 01:25:01,096 Come on in, Pum, the water feels nice. 1551 01:25:01,199 --> 01:25:04,720 -Uh, grab us a penny to make a wish. 1552 01:25:04,823 --> 01:25:06,480 -Cute. 1553 01:25:10,346 --> 01:25:12,935 Oh, I thought I found one. 1554 01:25:13,038 --> 01:25:14,868 But it was just a nickel. -Right. 1555 01:25:15,351 --> 01:25:17,767 -If I had a nickel for every nickel... 1556 01:25:23,980 --> 01:25:26,362 Pumpkin, what are you doing? 1557 01:25:27,674 --> 01:25:28,916 -Nothing. 1558 01:25:29,020 --> 01:25:34,715 ♪♪ 1559 01:25:34,819 --> 01:25:36,096 -Hey. 1560 01:25:36,200 --> 01:25:43,207 ♪♪ 1561 01:25:43,310 --> 01:25:44,967 I got you. 1562 01:25:45,070 --> 01:25:48,246 ♪♪ 1563 01:25:53,700 --> 01:25:57,221 I think it was always meant to be the two of us. 1564 01:25:58,567 --> 01:26:01,466 The others were just background noise. 1565 01:26:03,399 --> 01:26:06,333 Together, we can create something new. 1566 01:26:07,403 --> 01:26:09,543 -A new Paradise? 1567 01:26:10,924 --> 01:26:14,652 -Exactly, a new garden. 1568 01:26:16,550 --> 01:26:19,795 But this time, it will be unbreakable. 1569 01:26:22,211 --> 01:26:24,731 -Do you know who I am, Apple? 1570 01:26:29,322 --> 01:26:31,600 -[ Laughs ] 1571 01:26:31,703 --> 01:26:34,430 You finally asked. 1572 01:26:36,052 --> 01:26:39,884 You're Pumpkin from Plano. 1573 01:26:42,369 --> 01:26:44,854 Daughter to... 1574 01:26:46,822 --> 01:26:49,687 ...a widowed, overbearing mother. 1575 01:26:51,136 --> 01:26:55,313 You're always searching for a missing puzzle piece. 1576 01:26:58,558 --> 01:27:01,871 You're always looking for a sister to braid your hair. 1577 01:27:05,185 --> 01:27:08,257 -Funny timing that I learned I had one 1578 01:27:08,361 --> 01:27:10,604 right before our dad died. 1579 01:27:14,574 --> 01:27:16,886 -You didn't know about me? 1580 01:27:18,474 --> 01:27:21,443 I've known about you since I was a kid. 1581 01:27:23,168 --> 01:27:24,929 -I didn't know about you as a kid. 1582 01:27:25,032 --> 01:27:28,312 They didn't tell me about you till last year. 1583 01:27:29,554 --> 01:27:32,695 I thought my dad was too kind to have a mistress. 1584 01:27:34,179 --> 01:27:36,768 -My mother was his wife. 1585 01:27:36,872 --> 01:27:38,874 -So was mine. 1586 01:27:38,977 --> 01:27:40,979 -[ Laughs ] 1587 01:27:44,051 --> 01:27:46,502 It's not our fault they married a monster. 1588 01:27:47,745 --> 01:27:49,367 -A monster? 1589 01:27:49,471 --> 01:27:51,576 Dad was my best friend. 1590 01:27:54,199 --> 01:27:56,857 -We should get out. -Did you do it? 1591 01:28:00,689 --> 01:28:03,381 -It's not about what I did. 1592 01:28:04,348 --> 01:28:06,591 It's about what he did. 1593 01:28:06,695 --> 01:28:09,525 To me, to my mother, to you. 1594 01:28:09,629 --> 01:28:12,287 -He didn't do anything to me. He loved me. 1595 01:28:12,390 --> 01:28:14,047 -He lovedyou? 1596 01:28:14,150 --> 01:28:16,636 He lied to you. 1597 01:28:16,739 --> 01:28:20,778 What kind of a man leaves one family to starve 1598 01:28:20,881 --> 01:28:25,092 while the other gets a fucking Thanksgiving feast? 1599 01:28:25,679 --> 01:28:29,062 That is the most clever kind of cruelty. 1600 01:28:29,165 --> 01:28:32,583 Because it's the kind no one would even fucking suspect. 1601 01:28:33,377 --> 01:28:36,276 He abandoned me, Pumpkin. 1602 01:28:36,380 --> 01:28:39,452 He was a bad man. 1603 01:28:40,798 --> 01:28:46,251 I have given you everything, sister. 1604 01:28:46,355 --> 01:28:48,564 Why won't you choose me? 1605 01:28:48,668 --> 01:28:51,360 -Because I don't know you! 1606 01:28:51,912 --> 01:28:55,537 And I've been trying to figure it out for months. 1607 01:28:56,676 --> 01:28:59,023 But Paradise isn't real, Apple. 1608 01:29:00,231 --> 01:29:03,786 So, just tell me. 1609 01:29:05,167 --> 01:29:06,893 Who are you? 1610 01:29:08,343 --> 01:29:10,103 Sister to sister. 1611 01:29:10,206 --> 01:29:17,386 ♪♪ 1612 01:29:17,490 --> 01:29:19,699 -Oh, my God. 1613 01:29:23,012 --> 01:29:24,876 You're the snake. 1614 01:29:26,326 --> 01:29:30,606 -What? What? -Sister to sister? 1615 01:29:30,710 --> 01:29:33,713 You've been spying on me, cuntess. 1616 01:29:35,197 --> 01:29:37,233 You set me up. 1617 01:29:37,337 --> 01:29:39,546 My cupcake didn't make you fucking sick. 1618 01:29:39,650 --> 01:29:41,030 You took a sip of my latte. 1619 01:29:41,134 --> 01:29:43,067 Coffee makes you vom. 1620 01:29:45,034 --> 01:29:46,657 Snake. 1621 01:29:46,760 --> 01:29:48,762 -Just admit what you did to Dad! 1622 01:29:48,866 --> 01:29:52,559 -Please, please, just tell me. For me, I need to know, Apple. 1623 01:29:52,663 --> 01:29:55,390 -You did this to yourself, Pumpkin. 1624 01:29:55,493 --> 01:29:58,427 You want destruction, and you crave chaos. 1625 01:29:58,531 --> 01:30:00,878 I'm horrific, but you're a fucking tornado. 1626 01:30:00,981 --> 01:30:04,088 And none of this would have happened if you hadn't shown up. 1627 01:30:05,089 --> 01:30:06,642 -Well, you're a terrible fucking friend 1628 01:30:06,746 --> 01:30:08,748 and an even worse sister. 1629 01:30:08,851 --> 01:30:13,649 ♪♪ 1630 01:30:13,753 --> 01:30:15,962 -You're just fucking like them! 1631 01:30:16,065 --> 01:30:17,550 -You know what, I am. 1632 01:30:17,653 --> 01:30:20,173 And I am nothing like you. 1633 01:30:20,276 --> 01:30:27,318 ♪♪ 1634 01:30:27,422 --> 01:30:28,768 -Pumpkin... 1635 01:30:28,871 --> 01:30:35,878 ♪♪ 1636 01:30:35,982 --> 01:30:42,989 ♪♪ 1637 01:30:43,092 --> 01:30:44,369 -Apple? 1638 01:30:44,473 --> 01:30:54,379 ♪♪ 1639 01:30:54,483 --> 01:31:04,389 ♪♪ 1640 01:31:04,493 --> 01:31:06,288 -Daddy's little girl? 1641 01:31:06,391 --> 01:31:08,117 Daddy's little angel? 1642 01:31:08,221 --> 01:31:11,673 He poisoned me first. 1643 01:31:12,397 --> 01:31:18,093 A childhood full of his venom and a slow fucking death. 1644 01:31:21,165 --> 01:31:22,925 Mom? 1645 01:31:24,202 --> 01:31:25,514 Mom? 1646 01:31:25,618 --> 01:31:28,241 Why won't you just let me protect you? 1647 01:31:28,344 --> 01:31:31,451 Why do you hate me for saving you? 1648 01:31:31,555 --> 01:31:35,524 ♪♪ 1649 01:31:35,628 --> 01:31:37,699 -Snake poison was how I needed to kill him. 1650 01:31:37,802 --> 01:31:40,425 I needed to kill him. I needed to kill him. 1651 01:31:40,529 --> 01:31:42,013 I needed to kill him. 1652 01:31:42,117 --> 01:31:43,463 And you're just like him. 1653 01:31:43,567 --> 01:31:45,223 No, you're just like her. 1654 01:31:45,327 --> 01:31:49,642 And you're abandoning me for eliminating a monster. 1655 01:31:49,745 --> 01:31:54,129 How could she not see? How could she not see me? 1656 01:31:55,475 --> 01:31:58,374 I am the antidote. 1657 01:31:58,478 --> 01:32:00,825 I am Eve. 1658 01:32:00,929 --> 01:32:06,486 [ Chuckling ] I am...reborn. 1659 01:32:06,590 --> 01:32:12,181 ♪♪ 1660 01:32:12,285 --> 01:32:17,704 ♪♪ 1661 01:32:17,808 --> 01:32:19,948 Forgive me, Marilyn, for I have sinned. 1662 01:32:20,051 --> 01:32:23,123 ♪♪ 1663 01:32:32,339 --> 01:32:41,417 ♪♪ 1664 01:32:41,521 --> 01:32:50,875 ♪♪ 1665 01:32:57,641 --> 01:33:01,127 [ Chantal Kreviazuk's "In This Life" plays ] 1666 01:33:01,230 --> 01:33:04,095 -♪ Let me show you 1667 01:33:04,509 --> 01:33:06,995 ♪ What I'm made of ♪ 1668 01:33:07,754 --> 01:33:11,068 ♪ Good intentions 1669 01:33:11,171 --> 01:33:13,070 ♪ Are not enough 1670 01:33:15,382 --> 01:33:18,489 ♪ To get me through today 1671 01:33:18,593 --> 01:33:20,318 ♪ And this life 1672 01:33:20,422 --> 01:33:23,390 -After a brutal tornado season for the South, 1673 01:33:23,494 --> 01:33:27,360 a storm struck down at many points in the Dallas Metroplex. 1674 01:33:27,463 --> 01:33:30,639 At the Highland Place Mall, the tornado hit its peak, 1675 01:33:30,743 --> 01:33:31,985 leaving many of the stores destroyed. 1676 01:33:32,089 --> 01:33:34,022 -Okay, pumpkin spice latte for -- Oh. 1677 01:33:34,125 --> 01:33:37,819 -...for any known survivors continues. 1678 01:33:37,922 --> 01:33:41,961 -Do you want whipped cream with that, ma'am? 1679 01:33:42,064 --> 01:33:45,033 -Abso-fucking-lutely I do. 1680 01:33:45,136 --> 01:33:49,451 -♪ At night 1681 01:33:49,554 --> 01:33:50,728 [ Indistinct conversations ] 1682 01:33:50,832 --> 01:33:53,697 ♪ In this life 1683 01:33:53,800 --> 01:33:56,285 -Bluebonnet, your Tutti Fruity dragon fruit drink. 1684 01:33:56,389 --> 01:34:00,082 For Chrysanthemum, passion fruit lemonade. 1685 01:34:00,186 --> 01:34:03,327 Caramel black tea. 1686 01:34:03,430 --> 01:34:05,709 Oh, your cake pop. 1687 01:34:08,539 --> 01:34:10,990 [ Indistinct conversations ] 1688 01:34:28,076 --> 01:34:29,594 -Thanks. 1689 01:34:29,698 --> 01:34:32,770 I'm such a grump when I don't have my cream dream cake pop. 1690 01:34:36,187 --> 01:34:37,741 Oh, my God, babe. 1691 01:34:40,502 --> 01:34:43,160 I'm completely obsessed with your bracelet. 1692 01:34:43,263 --> 01:34:45,783 [ Meg Smith's "Jesus Christ in a Mini Skirt" plays ] 1693 01:34:47,233 --> 01:34:48,441 Flowers. 1694 01:34:50,857 --> 01:34:52,169 Look at this. 1695 01:34:52,272 --> 01:34:58,175 ♪♪ 1696 01:34:58,278 --> 01:35:03,939 ♪♪ 1697 01:35:04,043 --> 01:35:05,630 Are you looking for a job, babe? 1698 01:35:05,734 --> 01:35:07,391 -♪ Could be insecure 1699 01:35:07,494 --> 01:35:09,773 ♪ So you wanna fix me 1700 01:35:09,876 --> 01:35:12,120 ♪ Madonna or whore 1701 01:35:12,223 --> 01:35:14,709 ♪ If you want, I could be -Come on. 1702 01:35:14,812 --> 01:35:18,643 -♪ Jesus Christ in a miniskirt 1703 01:35:18,747 --> 01:35:21,508 ♪ And you'd still want her 1704 01:35:22,544 --> 01:35:25,547 ♪ I could be your femme fatale 1705 01:35:25,650 --> 01:35:28,343 ♪ Or damsel devotee 1706 01:35:28,446 --> 01:35:30,448 ♪ Lose myself 1707 01:35:30,552 --> 01:35:32,830 ♪ If you want, I could be 1708 01:35:32,934 --> 01:35:36,661 ♪ Jesus Christ in a miniskirt 1709 01:35:36,765 --> 01:35:39,526 ♪ And you'd still want her 1710 01:35:39,630 --> 01:35:42,875 ♪ I, I wanna kill your dad 1711 01:35:42,978 --> 01:35:47,293 ♪ I, I, I, I wanna kiss your neck ♪ 1712 01:35:47,396 --> 01:35:51,918 ♪ I, I, I, I wanna fill your bed ♪ 1713 01:35:52,022 --> 01:35:56,578 ♪ I, I, I wanna be yours instead ♪ 1714 01:35:56,681 --> 01:35:58,994 ♪ I, I, I, I wanna 1715 01:35:59,098 --> 01:36:02,066 ♪ I could be just like her 1716 01:36:02,170 --> 01:36:06,588 ♪ Everything you always wish I were ♪ 1717 01:36:06,691 --> 01:36:08,728 ♪ Flawlessly faultless 1718 01:36:08,832 --> 01:36:11,558 ♪ She's Jesus Christ 1719 01:36:11,662 --> 01:36:13,112 [ Cat meows ] 1720 01:36:15,493 --> 01:36:16,805 [ Camera shutter clicking ] 1721 01:36:16,909 --> 01:36:19,014 [ Indistinct conversation ] 1722 01:36:19,118 --> 01:36:23,432 ♪♪ 1723 01:36:23,536 --> 01:36:25,331 -Check the north side. 1724 01:36:25,434 --> 01:36:34,133 ♪♪ 1725 01:36:34,236 --> 01:36:35,859 -Ma'am, you can't be here. 1726 01:36:35,962 --> 01:36:38,620 -Ma'am? Ooh! 1727 01:36:38,723 --> 01:36:42,451 Sharon Sullivan, Dallas PD Homicide Unit. 1728 01:36:42,555 --> 01:36:44,384 I've been here all day. 1729 01:36:46,939 --> 01:36:49,562 I didn't think she'd kill her own sister. 1730 01:36:49,665 --> 01:36:51,115 -Wait, what? 1731 01:36:51,219 --> 01:36:53,877 -Oh, I've been undercover on this case for months. 1732 01:36:53,980 --> 01:36:56,776 Apple is a suspect in two poisoning cases. 1733 01:36:56,880 --> 01:36:58,364 Isn't that right, Shirley girl? 1734 01:36:58,467 --> 01:37:00,504 -Do you have any idea what the hell happened here? 1735 01:37:02,506 --> 01:37:04,888 -Well, Pumpkin was spying on her sister, 1736 01:37:04,991 --> 01:37:06,855 but I never thought that... 1737 01:37:06,959 --> 01:37:09,099 [ Bag zipping ] 1738 01:37:13,310 --> 01:37:14,518 Jane. 1739 01:37:17,279 --> 01:37:18,591 -What the fuck is she doing? 1740 01:37:18,694 --> 01:37:19,937 -Look, look. 1741 01:37:20,041 --> 01:37:24,114 These have cameras in the binoculars. 1742 01:37:24,217 --> 01:37:26,426 Forensics, is that the victim's phone? 1743 01:37:26,530 --> 01:37:28,359 Thank you. 1744 01:37:28,463 --> 01:37:31,846 Oh, oh, come on. 1745 01:37:31,949 --> 01:37:33,502 [ Cellphone beeps ] It's connected. 1746 01:37:33,606 --> 01:37:35,090 -[ Screams ] 1747 01:37:35,194 --> 01:37:37,023 -We're gonna need backup. I think we got her. 1748 01:37:37,127 --> 01:37:39,094 -Do we know where she is? -I can't say for certain, 1749 01:37:39,198 --> 01:37:42,857 but I have a pretty fucking good idea where to start. 1750 01:37:46,791 --> 01:37:56,698 ♪♪ 1751 01:37:56,801 --> 01:38:06,708 ♪♪ 1752 01:38:06,811 --> 01:38:16,718 ♪♪ 1753 01:38:16,821 --> 01:38:26,728 ♪♪ 1754 01:38:26,831 --> 01:38:36,738 ♪♪ 1755 01:38:36,841 --> 01:38:46,748 ♪♪ 1756 01:38:46,851 --> 01:38:56,758 ♪♪ 1757 01:38:56,861 --> 01:39:06,768 ♪♪ 1758 01:39:06,871 --> 01:39:16,778 ♪♪ 1759 01:39:16,881 --> 01:39:26,788 ♪♪ 1760 01:39:26,891 --> 01:39:36,798 ♪♪ 1761 01:39:36,901 --> 01:39:46,808 ♪♪ 1762 01:39:46,911 --> 01:39:56,818 ♪♪ 1763 01:39:56,921 --> 01:40:06,828 ♪♪ 1764 01:40:06,931 --> 01:40:16,838 ♪♪ 1765 01:40:16,941 --> 01:40:26,848 ♪♪ 1766 01:40:26,951 --> 01:40:36,858 ♪♪ 1767 01:40:36,961 --> 01:40:46,868 ♪♪ 1768 01:40:46,971 --> 01:40:56,878 ♪♪ 1769 01:40:56,981 --> 01:41:06,888 ♪♪ 1770 01:41:06,991 --> 01:41:16,898 ♪♪ 1771 01:41:17,001 --> 01:41:26,908 ♪♪ 1772 01:41:27,011 --> 01:41:36,918 ♪♪ 1773 01:41:37,021 --> 01:41:46,928 ♪♪ 1774 01:41:47,031 --> 01:41:56,938 ♪♪ 1775 01:41:57,041 --> 01:42:06,948 ♪♪ 1776 01:42:07,051 --> 01:42:16,958 ♪♪ 1777 01:42:17,061 --> 01:42:26,968 ♪♪ 1778 01:42:27,071 --> 01:42:36,978 ♪♪ 1779 01:42:37,081 --> 01:42:46,988 ♪♪ 1780 01:42:47,091 --> 01:42:56,998 ♪♪ 1781 01:42:57,101 --> 01:43:07,008 ♪♪ 1782 01:43:07,111 --> 01:43:17,018 ♪♪ 1783 01:43:17,121 --> 01:43:20,332 ♪♪