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I'm Chen Hai-jui, the President of Wanxi Bank.
Today is the deadline for our "Loves" charity fundraising.
I know.
At first, people had many doubts about us.
This year, we successfully launched the virtual currency BST,
proving that a traditional bank can keep up with the times.
After our year-long fundraising campaign,
Wanxi is now determined to make a difference.
Currently, we've raised more than one billion.
After Lunar New Year,
we'll start executing
the "Help the Poor" project.
Of course, with great power comes great responsibility.
So, the more we earn,
the more we can donate.
WANXI BANK LAUNCHES "LOVE" CHARITY FUNDRAISING OFFICIALLY
Mr. Chen, many people think the very concept of virtual currency
is against the bank's fundamental principle.
I wonder how you would want to respond to that.
Innovation is bound to meet with resistance,
but BST is the future.
BST price dropped by 97% two weeks ago but recovered really fast.
Could it have been manipulated?
You must know
that virtual currencies have created countless billionaires.
Any word that comes from a loser is bullshit.
Don't listen to them.
Do you want to get rich now or die broke forever?
Remember, whether they're family or friends,
they are just passengers in your life.
The most important thing in life is yourself.
SAFETY FIRST
Have you gained control of the CCTV?
Let me tell you something about human nature.
Do you know how many people would open the "You've Won a Prize" email?
Seventy percent.
Up to 70%.
What a bunch of morons.
So, have you gained control of it or not?
It's only been five years.
What's wrong with you? Are you bipolar?
I heard when you come out of prison,
you need to see a psychiatrist.
Shall I Google it for you?
See which hospitals are recommended.
Uncle Bin.
Are you trying to give birth or knocking on the wall?
Fuck.
You do it.
What the hell!?
Life is so unfair.
My hair has already turned gray,
but I still have to dig here by myself.
You really think I'm a manual worker?
Okay, I'm coming.
This is for your own good.
You've got such a big belly. It helps you lose weight.
Stop talking nonsense.
Where did you park the van?
In Beiyang Street.
Why did you park so far?
There was no parking space.
You know what the fine is for parking on a red line?
Last time, I...
What?
Three-second rule.
You know what?
When thieves die, they're sent to the 17th level of hell.
They are ground into minced meat.
That means we'll all become a big pile
of blended minced meat,
stuck together forever.
Let me tell you the true horror of hell.
It's every evening when my daughter asks me
to sign the parent-teacher contact book.
Have you ever tried to find mulberry leaves
in the middle of the night for the silkworms?
We're running late and you're talking about hell?
We steal from the rich and give to the poor.
Give to the poor?
Yeah! Us!
FLOOR CLEANER
Dammit.
Are you a ghost?
You make no sound at all.
Shouldn't you be guarding outside?
I worried about you...
guys.
Wen-hao, I need you...
to guard the entrance.
Oh.
Dammit, not again.
Uncle Bin, what are you doing?
This clip will definitely go viral if I post it online.
So stupid!
Dough really is magical.
You know, during WWII,
they mixed gunpowder with dough
and stuck a detonator in, turning it into a bomb.
Kao, the clock.
Oh.
A time lock isn't complicated.
Like playing a video game.
Change the time and you can win the prize repeatedly.
You can upgrade it by installing an add-in.
It's not challenging at all. So boring.
Our middleman is very thoughtful.
He even got the keycards ready for us.
Our profession is actually very simple.
Once you've done the research,
disguised yourself, and fled the scene,
you have a 90% chance of success.
First of all, research thoroughly.
Dare to challenge me? You idiots.
What do you take me for?
The firewall is so flimsy.
KAO, SPECIALTY: COMPUTER HACKER PERSONALITY: EXTREMELY TALKATIVE
Is it done?
Of course.
His passcode is 8003.
LINLIN
Not again.
It's just someone you met online,
not your lifelong partner.
Bro, you don't understand.
Whenever Kao opens his mouth, there's no stopping it.
And he's been searching for the one who can embrace his nonsense.
But...
Secondly, you need a proper disguise.
- Morning, sir. - Morning.
Morning, sir.
Did you watch the game this morning?
- Yes. - Dammit.
They were crap.
He's unusually chatty today, huh?
UNIVERSAL AI RESEARCH CENTER CONFIDENTIAL FILE
What's your take on the next game?
Let me know your thoughts.
- Yes. - Okay?
Yes.
Morning, sir.
That person just now...
Hey, wait.
What the hell!?
Are you blind?
Fuck off.
Uncle Bin is great at disguises,
but since he accidentally got married and had his daughter,
he transformed into a family man
who never misses a phone call,
no matter how stressful the situation.
Like now.
MY WIFE
Sweetie.
Daddy is working.
Sometimes, we need to use force to free ourselves.
Keep running! Where will you run to now?
- Run, I dare you! - Don't come closer.
Go to hell.
- You alright? - Yes, I'm alright.
Wen-hao is the most loyal to his brothers.
WEN-HAO, SPECIALTY: COMBAT PERSONALITY: STRAIGHTFORWARD AND LOYAL
But sometimes, he cares a bit too much.
Go.
What happened?
I blocked the CCTV. I don't think it's you.
- Give me my money back! - Dammit.
There is a drunk outside.
Stop filming me!
Wen-hao, go deal with him.
Yes.
Someone beat us to it.
I happened to be nearby.
He triggered the alarm.
Just report it to the police.
Thief Robber.
Sir.
I want to report a crime.
Look, Thief Robber.
Catch him.
Come back.
- Come back. - Bad man!
- It's okay since he was caught on CCTV. - Bad man!
Yeah, it's done. Let's go.
Well, no. Since we're here,
according to the procedure, we have to patrol the bank.
Let's go.
As soon as the vault is closed, the sensor will come back on.
Hey, two security guards are coming in.
You guys okay?
What the hell!? I can't make it in time.
For my brothers, I can do it.
Wen-hao, calm down.
Who are you?
Too many steps.
No.
Hey, who are you?
70% of elevators have independent circuits.
No.
My name is Chang Po-chun,
and I'm the heart of all plans.
Even if we're well prepared,
things could still go wrong.
And my job is to make the most rational and correct decisions
when an accident happens.
I'm alright.
You're rushing to hell?
It's alright.
Hey, behind you.
Po-chun.
Careful.
- Let me help you. - Ouch!
My feet.
Oh, my feet. My feet.
Who... Who cleaned this place?
Floor cleaner.
QINXIN SECURITY
- So close. - Po-chun.
I thank you on behalf of my daughter.
You just saved her father.
You're welcome.
I'm sorry. I got distracted.
As long as you've learned your lesson.
Okay, we're running out of time.
Come on.
This belongs to the assistant manager.
I'm off.
The assistant manager has a money tree. The other has weird stickers.
...STARTING FROM WANXI BANK
Blow it up at midnight. Don't wait for my cue.
WANXI BANK
Make a big fortune in the new year!
Po-chun, what's going on?
Po-chun.
"Shen Shu-wen."
Dammit.
15 HOURS AGO
You'll be leaving soon. Why work so hard?
Shall I ask Ann to help you?
It's okay.
The holiday begins tomorrow.
Everyone is very busy before the new year.
Well.
Such a pity we're going to lose a good employee like you.
Good luck!
Wow.
You smell very nice, you know?
I'm warning you.
Don't push your luck.
You--
If you dare to harass Ann or anyone else,
I'll show this video to the manager.
- You're both here? - Good day, sir.
It's the result of your hard work.
Thank you for working extra time before the new year.
You're the junior manager Shen Chu-wen, right?
Shen Shu-wen.
Shen Su-wen.
I heard you're leaving at the end of the month.
Sir, you've heard of me?
Of course, I have.
It's a huge shame.
It's our loss losing a great talent like you.
Thank you.
No matter what happens tomorrow,
you must remember.
- With great power... - ...comes great responsibility.
Please take care.
Your tenure comes to an end next month.
Why launch a virtual currency?
It's against our bank's principles.
And you have nothing to do
with how the charity fund will be spent.
Auntie, I understand everything you're saying.
My parents founded this bank.
I know you mean well.
I've always listened to you.
When my tenure comes to an end,
I'll hand the bank over to a professional manager.
Auntie, you know,
- Love, my ass! - Hello? Auntie?
Studied abroad for a few years and you think you're a native speaker...
What did you say? I can't hear you.
We're off.
NOW
We're almost done with the mission. Why are you looking so sullen?
Hey, do we know a Shen Shu-wen?
Sounds so familiar.
Who? Shen Shu-wen.
The woman from five years ago?
Such a coincidence?
There are eight billion people in the world.
The chance for two persons to meet is 0.0000375.
For them to meet again is 0.000000...
No, it's 0.0000385.
Okay, enough, enough.
It's all God's plan.
If I hadn't met my wife,
my life would still be filled with color
and my hair wouldn't turn grey.
Is it really her?
Turn right at the next intersection.
Ah, right.
It's okay. We can turn right at the next intersection.
Right...
Sorry!
Excuse me. Did you drop this?
Po-chun.
Listen to this.
Boss, don't worry.
I gave them both keycards.
The police will trace it back to them,
not to us.
Don't worry. I'll keep you posted.
Guys, attention.
They should be arriving any moment now.
Boss has made it clear.
Kill them all.
Do it as soon as we get the money.
Understand?
Yes.
Gird your loins.
So, it's a trap?
Bravo.
Carry out Plan B. Split the money
and go on the run.
So, Chen hired us to steal his own money.
He's so clever.
He's the guard and the thief.
No one will suspect him of hiring us to steal his own money.
He even plans on killing us.
Then he'll make some unfortunate bugger a scapegoat.
Shit.
But what should we do now?
I'll go alone and kill them all.
For my brothers, I can do it.
That's it.
Uncle Bin is right.
You split the money.
What do you mean?
You don't want your cut?
You want to handle it on your own again?
Bro.
How can you say that?
Well, I'll see you guys later.
What?
Don't forget what happened five years ago.
Yeah, right.
If Po-chun hadn't taken the rap for us,
we would have been sent to jail.
Uncle Bin.
You're so ungrateful.
What do you mean "ungrateful"?
Hey! Watch your mouth!
Fine.
Think of something else.
More than 300 million!
I could live like a king in Vietnam.
So, you're considering it, eh?
Fuck.
Why are you looking at me? No.
Okay.
Give all the money back.
It's all for her, isn't it?
Damn he looks cool.
Yeah, he's cool.
Let's see how cool he looks when he's all cramped up.
You sure you're not coming to mine for Lunar New Year?
It's okay. I'll be fine on my own.
- Not again. - I'm almost home.
Okay, bye.
YOU HAVE RECEIVED A WIRE TRANSFER
Hundred... thousand... million?!
Thirty million.
This must be a mistake.
Hey.
Why did you quit your job as a researcher
and go work in a bank?
Your life is in danger, you know?
Follow me. I'll explain it to you later.
It's true. Believe me.
Believe you? I did believe you.
That's why I wasted five years looking for you.
You vanished into thin air and then you suddenly show up,
saying my life is in danger.
Are you mental?
You received money today, didn't you?
In fact, I'm a thief.
We stole the money from Wanxi Bank's vault.
We found out Chen was the mastermind behind it.
They gave us your and the assistant manager's keycards.
Having left the traces, they wired money to you.
They'll kill you to silence you.
Your life is really in danger.
Hey.
I'm very sorry
for not saying goodbye to you.
Nose, heart, cock.
Take this.
It's kept me company for a very long time.
Won't you miss it?
Now I have you with me.
Run!
Run! Quick!
Can't beat him without any weapons.
Still can't beat him with a weapon.
Eh?
Shen Shu-wen.
Did I kill him?
It looks like it.
Are you alright?
It's okay.
Piece of cake.
Wait, who are you?
We're his bros.
Knife... Door... How did it bounce like that?
I killed someone. I killed him.
How...
It's onion?
Great. Now I'm hungry.
IS IT DONE?
Hey.
Why give it to me? It belongs to the dead.
Tell them Shen Shu-wen is dead.
So, they really want me dead.
Let's go.
Mr. Hu.
Boss.
Let me update you on the progress.
It's all done.
That woman has been dealt with too.
- But... - But we didn't get the money.
Shut up.
It's fine.
Leave it to me. I promise you I'll sort it out.
Hu.
Have you eaten?
Not yet.
Sit.
Thank you, Boss.
Delicious.
It's really good.
No, no, no. Don't spit it out.
This steak is very expensive.
My parents told me,
in the old days, one life would only cost a million.
Now, due to inflation,
you charged me double.
Don't let me down.
Are you hungry too?
I'm okay.
Sweetie.
Happy New Year!
Daddy isn't there, I know.
It's Daddy's fault, okay?
I'm sorry.
Hello.
Yes, darling.
I promise you I'll go home as soon as I finish work.
Okay, bye-bye.
New year is coming.
Fuck.
Shit, who works overtime in the new year?
Dammit.
Hey.
This is my daughter. Lovely, eh?
Well, if she loses her daddy,
it'll be on you.
What?
- You know, you're like bread flour. - Me?
Flours can be used in all kinds of different foods.
You're like bread flour.
Highly resistant and flexible.
What?
I ran a check on you just now.
In five years, you transformed yourself
from a trainee researcher to a junior bank manager.
It's not something ordinary people can do.
Have this.
Thanks.
It's fine, as long as she won't drag us down.
What?
Hey, let's make it clear.
If you didn't steal the money,
I wouldn't be in this situation.
I'm an innocent victim.
Hey, we're victims too.
A thief who claims to be a victim.
I can't believe you're not only a thief
but also a scumbag.
Who did you call a scumbag?
- Hey, Wen-hao, no, no. - Calm down.
You stole the charity money.
Aren't you scumbags?
That charity fund
is a scam Chen Hai-jui designed.
And you're the scapegoat, idiot!
Yeah, and we learned just now.
Chen himself is the insider.
If we return the money to him,
we'll be helping the villain.
If we take the money, our lives will be in danger.
So, for your sake, Po-chun,
we'll return the money.
- Oh! - Huh?
What? Return it?
What's wrong with you?
That's what you said.
How can you take my words seriously?
Hey, well, no, shit.
No one returns money they stole.
Yeah.
Returning the money is the most correct decision.
But we'll need an insider.
Yes, that's you.
Don't worry.
You'll get rid of me when it's over.
Yeah, that'll be great.
Please, return the money ASAP
because I never ever want to see you again.
Hey, don't say "never ever."
According to dating app statistics,
the chance for a couple to get back together is 15%, but if you...
it'll rise to 50%.
- We're not getting back together. - We're not getting back together.
They're not getting back together.
Yeah, that's why I said it's very slim.
Back then, if the mission hadn't gone wrong,
Po-chun might have quit stealing
or even got married and had kids with you.
- What did you say? - Enough.
We're running out of time.
Shen Shu-wen.
Will you join us?
There are two parts to this plan.
Part one is to return the money.
No shit.
But we blew up the tunnel. How do we get back in?
Dig it open again.
I can re-calculate the amount
of dynamite needed to blow the tunnel open.
But if we sink the first floor down to the basement,
will it be okay?
That is the front entrance.
Yes.
We'll go in through the front entrance.
- ‪ - WANXI BANK
You go to work as usual.
Say good morning to everyone.
- How are you? - Wait.
That won't do.
The most important thing in acting is making eye contact.
The more directly you look them in the eye,
the less likely they are to suspect you.
So, you have to look them directly in the eye,
then say...
Hey, good morning.
Morning.
- Did you have fun in the new year? - Yes.
Auntie.
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
And human weakness.
As soon as people are praised,
they drop their guard.
Hey, beauty.
You know whose face is the prettiest?
Yours.
Pervert!
So, I arrive in the office. And then?
Then, with your keycard, you go to the manager,
asking him to do the routine inventory in the vault.
What?
Usually, the inventory is done by a pair.
On that day, it'll be the manager and the assistant manager.
But that assistant manager should already...
What if even the manager can't make it either?
If there is an emergency,
it's possible for me to do it on my own.
Then, let's create an emergency.
Mister, please sign this package.
Thanks.
What if they aren't scared of cockroaches?
That's impossible.
Of course, it's possible.
I'm not scared of them.
According to the statistics, one in five people are scared of 'roaches.
Yes.
WANXI BANK
Then you ask the manager to hire a pest control company.
Hello. Pest control company?
KILL-ALL PEST CONTROL
Here, don't panic.
Don't panic.
- Everyone, don’t panic. - The manager has to deal with it.
Catch it.
In the chaos, you take the keycard from him
and open the vault with me.
KILL-ALL PEST CONTROL
Wait.
You've accomplished the mission. What should I do?
You've got an even more important mission.
Because even if we return the money successfully,
Chen won't let us get away with it.
So, part two
is to gather evidence against him.
I've done the research.
Chen's BST coin graph pattern is too suspicious.
There must be evidence of illegal practice.
But the cryptocurrency system is very difficult to hack.
We may need to take a more direct approach.
Which is?
Go straight to his lair.
Wait.
You disguise yourself as Hu?
What's wrong with that?
That's impossible.
Good day, Mr. Hu.
That's it. Any questions?
That's why you're called the "lightbulb".
Lightbulb?
I don't get it either.
Full of bright ideas!
- I have a question. - What is it?
Is it that easy?
That easy.
Diverting people's attention
is the most basic technique.
But success often relies on this simplest
and the most modest metho--
Call yourself a great thief?
I think we should forget about it.
Hey.
That's not mine.
No matter how stupid or basic the act,
as long as you successfully get their attention,
you'll achieve the real goal.
Don't worry.
If we fail, I'll take responsibility.
Hello. Welcome.
AIF INSTANT GLUE $599
STICKY INSTANT GLUE $199
That's great value.
LITTLE SMILEY ANN
She likes bad jokes too!
MATCHED!
Daddy, didn't you say you were at work?
Take a look.
How about this?
COCKROACH TRAP
Are the 'roaches in the box yet?
Hey.
Come over and sit down.
What happened five years ago?
Why did you leave without saying goodbye?
I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING IMPORTANT
MEET ME AT OUR SPOT TOMORROW NIGHT CAN'T WAIT
WHERE ARE YOU? EVERYTHING ALRIGHT? STOP IT, CALL ME BACK!
I was arrested.
And then?
Then I was cuffed and driven off in a police car,
put on trial, and sent to prison.
What else do you want to know?
The position of my bed? It faced north.
Then...
Is it supposed to be funny?
Why didn't you tell me this before?
What's the point of talking about it now?
Thought you wanted to dress the wound? Come on.
When you were released, why didn't you come to me?
Don't you know that I waited...
But now that I've found you,
- don't you think we-- - We won't have a future together.
What?
Are you going to say some cliche,
like you worry you'll drag me down?
No.
You will drag me down.
Seriously.
Because you're not telling the truth!
I told you. It faced north.
Since you think I'll drag you down,
why do you still have this?
We're back.
Well done. Thank you.
Yo, what's that?
Whoa, it's so ugly.
You're ugly. Your whole family is ugly!
My family?
Open your slant eyes and look carefully.
This is my wife.
How beautiful is she!
How lovely is my daughter!
They're ugly?
They're just okay.
Okay?
You're a dead man. Don't stop me.
You trashed talk first.
Why can't I hit back?
Get over here, you ugly face!
- This is bad. - Damn.
Make it clear to me.
- Eh! - Nose!
REVERSE HEIST DAY
Don't be nervous. We're all in the same boat.
Yeah, right.
It takes a hundred years' good karma to be in the same boat.
A thousand years' good karma to be in the same bed.
That old saying doesn't apply to this situation.
Stop arguing. I can't concentrate.
Relax. Just be your usual self.
How can I be myself under these circumstances?
Are you mental?
Remember to smile.
You should smile more.
It will do you good.
None of your damn business.
Remember. Only when you believe yourself
will others believe you.
Take this call for me.
Customer 13, please proceed to counter number 2. Thank you.
Make eye contact.
Remember to smile.
Good morning.
Not good enough.
Auntie, good morning.
What's wrong with you?
Shu-wen.
Are you alright?
You haven't posted anything for a few days.
Are you not feeling well?
I wasn't feeling well,
but I'm better now.
Are you sure
you don't want to stay a bit longer?
Maybe one day your ex-boyfriend will turn up.
Where is the manager?
- Shu-wen. - Vault check-up? I'm ready.
No check-up today.
- What? - What?
I mean...
Why?
We're just following orders.
You're leaving soon anyway. Relax.
What to do?
What should I do?
Don't be nervous. Let's get his keycard first.
Shu-wen, you need to divert the manager's attention.
Get his attention now!
Sir.
Shu-wen, anything else?
Sir.
I...
Try to ask him a simple question.
Question?
I've got a question.
Ask him what a sleeping dinosaur is called.
Ask him what he thinks of marriage.
Shu-wen, pause for a moment.
Wen-hao.
Knock him out when he goes to the restroom and steal the keycard.
No!
Shu-wen, are you alright?
Trust me. Men freeze when asked about marriage.
We need to divert his attention.
You smell nice, you know?
I can't bear it anymore.
I've made up my mind.
I want to reveal the assistant manager's harassment.
Ann.
Morning, sir.
- You smell so nice today. - Thanks.
I wonder what you'll smell like if you're naked.
Hey, Ann. Don't run! Let me smell you!
He's worse than a beast.
Ann, I feel so sorry for you.
Don't worry. I'll speak up for you.
I'll punish him severely.
I'll punish him.
I'll punish him to death.
Thank you, sir.
Wow, bravo!
Thank you, Shu-wen.
Wow, you're so cool.
Though that assistant manager should already...
If he dares to touch my daughter like that,
I'll crush his balls and feed them to dogs.
Let's carry on.
Wen-hao, go ahead.
So, what do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
- Dinosaur! - Shit!
Ma'am, please keep the passbook safe.
Over there.
It's okay.
Oh.
Why are there so many 'roaches?
Hey, you know what? They say when you see one 'roach,
it means there are 100 'roaches around.
If that's the case, how can I kill them all?
Chang Po-chun, you said it was impossible.
No one here is scared of 'roaches.
Too many 'roaches!
Ann, quick.
Call the pest control company.
- Quick. - Oh, yes.
Told you one in five people are scared of 'roaches.
Kao.
Why does this glue feel a bit strange?
It was on sale.
INTERCEPTING INCOME CALL KILL-ALL PEST CONTROL
Hello.
Kill-all Pest Control.
We'll arrive in ten minutes.
Okay, thanks.
There are so many 'roaches in the office.
- Please help us. - Don't worry.
We'll definitely kill all the cockroaches.
Okay.
Mr. Guard, please help me with it.
Let me ask you.
What do you call a cockroach
that can play musical instruments?
A "rock-roach"!
Good morning.
Hello, Mr. Hu.
Hello.
Cockroaches usually stay in humid places.
Is there a basement in the building?
Yes.
But let's rescue the manager first.
This way.
Hello, Mr. Hu.
Whoa.
You even walk like him!
Such a pity you're not an actor.
The pay is too low.
Now, even ghosts can't see you guys.
You lost the bet. Give me the money.
Morning, Mr. Hu.
Mr. Hu, why are you so early today?
I came in early
because I've got work to do.
But Boss didn't say anything about it.
Are you questioning what I do?
Tons of 'roaches are crawling downstairs. Go help them.
Yes.
Damn, cockroaches.
You scared?
Yes.
Damn, me too.
Damn you, Kao. The glue doesn't stick.
Now I have to pretend I hurt my neck.
Hello, everyone. I'm Chen Hai-jui.
We've gained strong power to do something.
Even his accent is fake, isn't it?
I'm at the vault.
On our way. Wait a moment.
We're nearly there.
Shen Shu-wen.
Sir.
You... Why are you here?
I... Routine vault check-up.
Oh, routine vault check-up.
- I was thinking... - Then why are you here?
I...
I came to...
No, you... Why are you alright?
Why shouldn't I be alright?
Yes, that's true.
I thought there was no vault check today.
I don't know about that.
He works for Chen Hai-jui. Shu-wen, leave, now.
So, if there isn't anything else, I'm off.
Thank you, sir.
Shen Shu-wen. Shen Shu-wen, wait. Shen Shu-wen.
Hello, Mr. Hu.
I ran into Shen Shu-wen in the bank.
Shu-wen. Go to Kao in the parking lot.
The assistant manager is after you.
What about the money?
You take care of it.
What about the USB flash drive?
Leave as soon as it's decoded.
What about me?
Damn, let me make sure Shu-wen is safe first.
Oh.
Almost done.
Damn.
No wonder he looked at me like that.
He must have thought I was dead.
Even wished me good luck before the holiday.
- He better not run into me again. - Yes. Mr. Hu.
You're almost here?
So, who is that guy upstairs?
Attention, everyone.
Someone disguised himself as Mr. Hu.
Uncle Bin, they found out about you.
The real Mr. Hu is arriving.
Running, eh? You won't get away.
Nose, heart, cock.
I've put up with you for too long.
I said you had better not run into me.
Enough...
Hey.
You already kicked him.
Kao.
A black car is coming in. Where are you?
Let's go.
Morning, Mr. Feng.
They are blocking the entrance with their car.
Mr. Hu.
Here he is.
What do you mean?
- What should we do? - Let me think.
Uncle Bin, they're at the elevator.
Good day, Mr. Hu.
Go.
Mr. Hu has arrived. We're coming up.
He's fake!
- Oops. - Stop running!
- Hey! - Running, eh?
- Stop running! - Freeze!
Stop running!
Freeze!
So heavy.
Mr. Hu.
Find that guy.
You, block the entrance.
You...
Will this do?
Go! Go... Go after her! Go!
You, get in that one.
Get in the car.
Stupid high-end automatic door. Waste of my time!
Fuck!
Get off, you.
- Who are you? - Get off.
Stop.
What? I'm you.
Come on.
You're disgusting.
Damn, what are you waiting for? Catch him.
Catch him, you idiots!
Stop impersonating me.
You, stop impersonating me.
- Look at him. - He doesn't look like me at all.
He doesn't. Catch him.
Mr. Hu. What is my name?
Fuck.
I have so many followers.
How am I supposed to remember all your names?
Look at his neck.
He's fake. Catch him.
Mr. Hu.
Did I kill again?
Forget it.
Go!
- Mr. Hu. - Go after him.
Stop!
They're catching up with us.
Hold on tight.
Stop!
Hey!
Fuck.
The idea of returning the money really sucks!
What?
It was you who suggested it.
Am I such an idiot?
I just want to go home now.
But don't you often say your home is like hell?
Your wife is difficult and your daughter is like the devil.
How dare you talk about my family like that?
I'm sorry.
If you leave now, what will happen to Po-chun?
What the hell!?
We can't even protect ourselves and you still worry about him?
We three
split the money three ways.
Then we go our separate ways.
Never see each other again.
In this case, each of us has 333 million
- and 330 thousand dollars. - Shall we pull out now?
Well, you decide. None of my business.
I'll take that as a "yes".
Fine, we'll split it four ways.
Don't say I'm not a good friend.
You will not abandon Po-chun.
We all owe him one.
He took the bullet for me.
Dammit.
He took the bullet for you, not me.
Just now, he dashed out like that.
Did he turn to check on us even once?
Did he?
No.
He only cares about that woman,
not about us at all. Idiot.
What?
Son of a bitch.
You want to fight?
You think I'm scared of you
just because you're a good fighter?
Enough.
- Enough. - Ouch...
You alright?
Son of a bitch.
You moron with your blind loyalty.
Ever since the woman showed up,
has he ever paid attention to you?
You're just a third wheel, sucker!
Luckily, I dodged it.
You're really annoying! Stop fighting.
I've always treated you as my family.
We've been through so much together.
It was never about the money for me, okay?
Ever since I can remember,
you are the only people who understand what I say.
I just know as long as I'm with you, I'm very happy.
I don't want to lose any of you.
If Po-chun needs our help now, let's help him, please.
You had me at family.
Come over.
Wen-hao.
What?
Hold on.
Follow the instruction here.
I'll deal with Chen Hai-jui.
So, you want me to disappear?
That's the safest option. I'm trying to save your life.
You're asking me to leave to save me?
This is the most logical choice for you.
Why do you always want to take responsibility alone?
Do you really think I'll drag you down?
It's me.
It's always me.
I drag everyone down.
Hey, behind you.
Po-chun!
Go get the car, quick.
Freeze.
The only time I made a choice for myself...
Don't move.
...I ended up hurting everyone around me.
I'll never make the same mistake again.
So, this is the best option for you guys.
And let me handle the rest.
Okay?
Aren't you tired?
You idiot.
Let me help, okay?
Excuse me. Did you drop this?
- Yes, thank you. - So ugly. Can't believe it's yours.
Ugly? How?
It's super cute, okay?
Only joking.
Sorry to bother you.
Don't underestimate him.
He carries such a heavy burden,
but he still strives to walk on.
Don't you find him stupid?
Quite stupid.
But maybe one day
when he realizes he doesn't have to carry it alone,
he'll smile.
Trust us.
If you let us help, I'm sure--
We're back.
You alright?
Are you guys alright?
Hard to say.
We had a normal fight between men.
Good. As long as it's normal.
As long as you're okay.
Thank you.
You were kissing?
RAW CONCRETE, GRAVEL EDGE TRIMMING
This floor plan...
How many times do we have to look at it?
What new tricks can we come up with?
We're being hunted by the police and the gangsters.
We need to think of a new plan.
But first of all,
I want to say sorry to everyone.
Chang Po-chun apologized to us.
We're doomed this time.
Yes, please allow me to be selfish for once.
Brothers.
This time, I really need you.
I knew it.
Well, stop being so polite.
We're family.
Family are meant to go through highs and lows together.
But...
Can you apologize again? I didn't catch it on camera.
No.
Just once more.
- Stop messing around. - Speak.
Here.
When you took the bullet for me,
were you afraid?
Of course.
But I was more scared of losing you guys.
Here.
Good.
One billion.
You want to take responsibility?
I...
What's the point of having legs
if you can't even catch a little girl?
Legs.
Who is it?
- Let go. - Let go of him.
- Move aside.
Let go.
All of you.
Who are you?
We're the team you hired.
We have your money.
What do you want?
To strike a deal with you.
Stop chasing us and we'll return the money.
We'll put the money back in the vault tomorrow morning.
You tricked us once already, and you want to trick us again?
What do you take us for? Idiots?
But I don't want you to put the money back in the vault.
I want you to put it in my pocket.
Okay?
Yes.
And that woman...
What's her name?
Shen Shu-wen.
Yes, she's my scapegoat.
You rescued her, and that really pissed me off.
Hand her over to me.
I only care about my bros.
I've always hated her anyway.
Deal.
But Boss,
you can't trust him.
You can't trust any of them.
Hey, you're so noisy.
What's their leader's name?
Chang Po-chun.
I don't like that guy.
Hand him over to me too.
Because the police won't believe a little girl
could steal one billion.
My plan
is a collaboration between an insider and an outsider.
I'll need a scapegoat from the outside as well.
No way.
I'll be your scapegoat.
Okay, you'll be the scapegoat.
Why don't I shoot you dead right now?!
Go ahead.
You're really rude.
He's our guest.
Is it worth doing this for him?
For my brother,
I can do it.
Boss.
I've worked for you for so many years.
I always do whatever you ask me to do,
but you never believe a word I say.
And now you believe whatever he says.
He... I...
I'll shoot him dead straightaway.
You're just a dog on a leash.
And I hate it when my dog barks without my command.
Hey.
Now you're the leader, Mr. Hou.
And this trash too.
Hey, you.
I want to hear about
your plan for tomorrow.
WANXI BANK
Shu-wen called in sick this morning.
And your assistant manager is even worse.
He's still nowhere to be seen.
We'll be short-staffed today.
You guys hang in there.
Hey, Shu-wen apologized for calling in sick,
so she sent these pancakes to us.
Yes, she should feel guilty.
REVERSE HEIST DAY
Just be your usual selves.
Are you mental?
Amitoufo.
God bless.
This red light is really long.
How can I help you?
Customer 14, please proceed to counter number 3.
Thank you.
Everyone has seen this in the movies, right?
You know what to do?
Lie down.
- ‪ - Stay down.
You know what to do, right?
- ‪ - Stay down.
Stay down.
- Put your hands up! - Quick.
Quick.
Don't hurt anyone.
I'm the manager.
Then give the orders. Come on.
Put your hands up. Don't move.
Hands up.
Open all the drawers.
Quick, give them the cash.
Okay.
This door has a motion sensor installed next to it.
If you attempt to escape, the bomb will go...
Don't scare them.
We just want the money in the vault.
Please cooperate.
I'll take these with me.
PLEASE PROCEED TO THE NEXT COUNTER
All set?
I'm in control of the CCTV, alarm, and elevators.
Take off the masks.
You sure it's all secured?
Don't worry. We'll finish quickly enough.
Then, you two, guard here.
We'll go down first.
Wen-hao.
I'll leave it to you.
PRIVATE NUMBER
It's all going according to plan.
Follow me. Let's go enjoy the show.
- Hou. - Yes?
You stay here and wait for him.
Keep my money safe.
What does "I need him alive" mean in Chinese?
What's wrong with the elevator?
Let's take the stairs.
Please leave. It's dangerous.
Please step back.
The police are here.
- Chat with them. - Yes.
But what should I say?
Isn't talking nonsense your expertise?
Use your imagination.
Say whatever I like?
Say whatever you like.
Listen, people inside.
You're surrounded.
Lay down your arms.
Come out and surrender yourselves.
Don't hurt the innocent hostages.
As long as you're willing to turn yourselves in,
I can ask for leniency on your behalf.
We're not going to hurt anyone.
Then tell me what you want. We'll work it out together.
Committing a crime is just going to make it worse.
Think of your family and friends.
I have no family.
I'm an orphan.
Do you know what life in an orphanage is like?
I thought if I let others bully me, they would become my friends.
But what then?
I got beaten up by everyone.
My values were distorted.
Food is ready.
How is it going over there?
Almost done.
Now.
Now, time for part two of my life story.
Now.
Fuck.
So...
the plan is to rob the bank and blow up the vault?
That's right.
This time, we play the bank robbers.
If we get caught, we'll get more than five years.
You get ten years for gun possession alone.
So, we'll use toy guns.
We just need to scare them.
How are we going to blow up the vault?
You can't stop talking about the bombs made of dough, right?
Hey. How about using that?
You were listening?
- Seriously? - Come on. Ready.
One, two, three.
That's it?
Give me another chance.
One, two, three.
Scallion pancake bomb!
You can rob my bank,
but did you really have to blow up my vault?
Relax.
Are you sure there's money inside?
It's scallion pancakes.
Where is he?
Hey.
Very well made.
I've made a deal with your boss.
You know what they say about bosses.
They change their mind every day.
I'm sorry.
I never heard of robbers
returning the money they robbed.
Poverty truly restricts my imagination.
Anyway, the police are here.
Even if we get caught,
I'll drag you down with us.
Don't worry.
I'll make sure the police find you,
but before that,
I'll kill you
and you too.
By the time the police find you,
you won't be able to talk.
If every orphan could find a family who loves them,
they wouldn't be like me.
Such a lonely road.
No one listens to me.
This time, you'll be dead for sure.
Are you hungry?
A bit.
The hostage is hungry.
Send five pizzas in.
We'll talk after we've eaten.
I want classic pizza, rock 'n' roll pizza,
Margherita pizza, four cheese pizza,
seafood pizza, and most important of all,
Hawaiian pizza.
That's six pizzas, right?
Do you feel better?
Don't try anything stupid.
The bomb will explode for real.
Uncle Bin, I'm going down.
Wake up!
It...
Shouldn't it be triggered by the sensor?
- Hit him. - Go, go, go.
Boss.
Oh, here he is.
All this is thanks to him.
I swapped the money with the pancakes.
You betrayed me?
- I did it to save you. - Save me?
How could you be so stupid that you believed him?
Stupid?
Since she showed up,
you've paid no attention to me at all.
Everyone can see that.
Hey, show some respect. I'm still here.
I...
What have I got to do with this?
It's you.
You've held him spellbound.
It was like that five years ago,
and it's the same now.
You put us in danger.
Hey.
Don't you know how important she is to me?
Don't you know how important you are to me?
Well, no.
We're just bros, right?
Then...
Would you like to explain it?
Boss.
Kill him.
Nose, heart, cock.
Go.
Po-chun.
All of you are trash.
You were born losers.
Why can't you guys just accept your fate?
Instead, you keep on trying to screw up my plan!
Wait.
I forgive you.
I know there's a good man deep inside you.
What are you doing?
Although you show us your ugly, evil side,
I know deep down, you have a conscience.
I know
every day you carry such a heavy burden,
but you still strive to walk on.
It's just that you're on the wrong path.
As long as you're willing,
you can turn back.
Really...
What language are you speaking?
Why do you sound so much like my mother?
Keep nagging me.
What's the point in talking about this now?
Indeed, there is no point.
It's just to divert your attention.
Hi there!
Who are you?
- Blow it up now. - And who are you?
Happy New Year!
Scallion pancakes. What are they for?
What for?
Ta-da.
What's going on?
Why is the door opening?
Why are the hostages coming out?
Don't shoot.
Freeze, all of you.
Don't shoot!
The robbers are inside.
They are not all bad!
Charge.
Scallion pancake bomb.
Freeze.
Put your hands up.
Get up.
Quick.
Stay down.
Stand up!
- Stand up! - Freeze!
- Freeze. - Freeze.
Stand up.
Yes, sir.
What?
Can't I have a shower?
Why? Why can't I have a shower first?
My hair smells of scallion pancake.
You should go catch the robbers.
Why must you come to my office?
Mr. Chen.
Okay.
I'm happy to cooperate if you need me to.
But I must warn you.
If you find nothing in it,
my lawyers...
NEWS: WANXI BANK'S PRESIDENT CHEN HAI-JUI NOW A SUSPECT IN CRYPTO FRAUD.
I'm talking.
My lawyers will definitely make you...
Eat shit!
What the hell?!
Mr. Chen Hai-jui.
You're under arrest for suspicion of bank robbery.
You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
BREAKING NEWS
Now, let us update you
on the Wanxi Bank robbery everyone is talking about.
The latest development shows
what lies behind the robbery
is a case related to the embezzlement
the President of Wanxi Bank, Chen Hai-jui, is involved in.
WANXI BANK ROBBERY LATEST: CASE WITHIN CASE OF ALLEGED ASSET STRIPPING?
- Freeze! - Mr. Chen
embezzled all the money from the bank
and put the watches he purchased with the money
in his private vault.
We are told that throughout the process,
an assistant bank manager remains missing.
But the prosecutor expressed
that they have a reliable witness.
The CCTV footage recorded on the day of the robbery
vanished into thin air.
We can't find any evidence to prove
that there were other people in the vault.
What I told you is true.
They blew up the vault.
Can't you see that I got injured?
I...
I'm the victim.
You mean the robbers robbed the bank
and then secretly put the money
back into your boss's personal vault
and framed you for that?
Yes.
What kind of bullshit fairy tale are you on about?
There's no fairy tale, you know?
Yes, that's him.
Mr. Hou?
That's right. It's him.
Captain.
The hole in the storage room.
Shouldn't we follow up on that?
Did you become a police officer
to catch the perpetrator or the real criminals?
To trick an arrogant guy like Chen,
you must first let him think that he's winning
and let him think he's in control.
That's the only way to trick someone like him.
Fortunately, I had the foresight
to install a secret camera in his office.
Because you wanted to steal his vault yourself, right?
Wen-hao hid the money in the storage room.
Storage room?
The most dangerous place is also the safest.
Wen-hao, you're the most important in this mission.
We need to create an opportunity for you
to put the money into Chen's private vault.
We rely solely on you to shift his attention.
You must convince Chen
that you really want to sell me out.
I can't. I'm bad at acting.
When it comes to acting,
you need to find your character's central theme
and elaborate it to perfection.
Forget it.
Just find a reason for you to hate us.
You can do it.
I've got it.
I've always hated her anyway.
Deal.
I'll leave it to you.
PRIVATE NUMBER
Hey. Follow me.
Let's go enjoy the show.
Let's take the stairs.
I've made a deal with your boss.
You know what they say about bosses.
They change their mind every day.
Sorry.
Dammit.
In the movies, you hit a guy on their neck
and they pass out?
Forty-five degrees.
Didn't I tell you?
Like this.
Damn, six to one!
Isn't it cliche to do the old tricks?
When a cliche is well executed,
it becomes a classic.
Hey, careful, careful.
Hey.
Feet. Put his feet properly.
Freeze.
How about the hostages?
The moment they feel the most desperate,
give them a ray of hope.
This time, you'll be dead for sure.
He's put in position.
Are you hungry?
A bit.
The hostage is hungry.
Send five pizzas in. We'll talk after we've eaten.
There is a sensor on the door.
When the door opens, the bomb will...
Hey, remember. Exaggerate a bit.
Uncle Bin, I'm going down. Wake up!
It was like that five years ago. Now, it's the same.
Thought he was only acting?
He hit me so hard.
Mr. Hou.
Wen-hao, 45 degrees.
Finally, it must end with a bang!
Ta-da.
Okay.
- Okay. - I'll go get the car.
Hey, Wen-hao.
Since when did you become so cool?
You were super cool just now.
When?
Let me check.
In fact, in our profession,
you just need to research, disguise, and flee.
Once you've done that,
you have a 90% chance of success.
How about the remaining 10%?
Happy New Year!
May you be prosperous!
May the Year of the Dragon bless you all!
Excuse me.
Are you Little Smiley Ann?
Yeah.
You know...
What do you call an eagle
out on the sea?
A "sea-gle".
A white cat falls into the lake.
A black cat rescues it.
What will the white cat say to the black cat?
Meow.
You look really familiar.
Everyone says I look like Kent Tsai.
CALENDAR: TEAM GATHERING
Thank you all.
Kids, together. Three, two, one.
Bow.
Yes, that's it.
Make eye contact.
Character theme!
Is your daughter the princess?
No.
She's the tree.
Sweetie.
Daddy is so proud of you.
Hey.
Look, I brought it with me.
Anyway, I have you now.
Hey!
Are you mental?
I was only joking.
Keep it safe.
Yes, yes, I will. I've kept it for five years.
Look at his dumb face.
Yeah, so dumb.