1 00:00:09,680 --> 00:00:11,880 (SCREECHES) 2 00:00:22,240 --> 00:00:24,560 Okay, you bastard. 3 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:26,320 Let's get it on. 4 00:00:28,360 --> 00:00:30,880 New roof there. 5 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:33,680 Sandblast that. New doors on there. 6 00:00:37,480 --> 00:00:39,400 You know what? 7 00:00:39,480 --> 00:00:41,480 Let's do it. 8 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:53,640 It's the end of the summer 9 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:56,480 and I'm trying to keep busy at my West Sussex farm... 10 00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:58,200 Ding-dong! 11 00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:01,280 ...as I haven't yet started on my Lake House, 12 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:03,000 due to permissions dragging. 13 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:05,720 We've been waiting to get that green light to get going. 14 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:08,680 There's not much we can do. Our hands are tied. 15 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:10,960 We can't even put a spade in the ground here. 16 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:14,240 Well, this is a really big deal, because the next step 17 00:01:14,320 --> 00:01:18,960 that we have to take in this process is go to the parish-council meeting. 18 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:21,440 They say the parish council don't make decisions 19 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:24,400 and it's not a yes or no with them, 20 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:29,200 but what they tell Chichester District Council is taken on board. 21 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:31,440 So I've got to keep my head down 22 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:34,920 and not be rubbing the locals up the wrong way. 23 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:38,040 The problem is... 24 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:40,120 Nothing's easy, is it? 25 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,840 ...my Lake House approval... No one here, see? 26 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:44,920 ...can't come soon enough 27 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:48,520 and all this waiting around is testing my patience. 28 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:51,320 He loves having an issue. 29 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:54,240 Problem-solving. Every day, he's got to build. 30 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:56,720 Fire it up, George. 31 00:01:56,800 --> 00:01:59,000 Until I get the thumbs-up, 32 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:01,640 I can't get the digger out on the Lake House, 33 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:04,400 but no one said anything about the lakes. 34 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:06,320 I just looked at my diary this morning. 35 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:08,200 I ain't got nothing Monday or Tuesday. 36 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:10,240 So I'm on it. I'm on it. 37 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:13,400 With two lakes for the fish to swim about in, 38 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:17,080 a wild swimming pool, just for me and Blondie, sounds perfect. 39 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:20,040 So what the plan is now is we'll top-soil it all, 40 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:23,320 give it a scraping there, then I want to get the professionals in, 41 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:26,880 who make these wild swimming pools, get them in to tell us what we do. 42 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:30,000 Big George is happy in his surroundings 43 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:35,080 and it turns out I've got the perfect wildlife for my pond, too. 44 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:36,880 Here you are, I've got a frog. 45 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:39,360 A frog there. A frog there. Look, look. See 'em? 46 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:42,680 We'll leave them. We'll leave that, George. 47 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:44,440 Frogs! 48 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:46,920 Oh, my goodness, that was just an excuse, I think, 49 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,000 just to dig a big hole. 50 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:51,680 That's probably the biggest hole that he's dug so far. 51 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:55,360 It's like a crater. It's gonna change the whole landscape, 52 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:57,080 because it's such a massive thing. 53 00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:59,160 Got it. 54 00:03:03,640 --> 00:03:07,240 As the wild swimming pool takes shape, Wobbly is having a wobble 55 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:10,440 about another hole, in my staff kitchen. 56 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:12,320 He hates gaps. 57 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,280 So you do anything. It's like this, 58 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:16,960 he'll want something here, because this will annoy him. 59 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:19,040 100%. Right? You wait and see. 60 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:21,520 How are we doing? Oh, that's the biz, mate, innit? 61 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:24,080 Yeah, more or less done. Just got the plinths to do. 62 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:27,160 And that's it. Finished.Oh, lovely. Another job off the list. 63 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:31,000 You know, there, where we've got that big gap? 64 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:33,360 Add a bit of backsplash oak? 65 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:36,440 Trying to get on with the kitchen, he comes in, do this, do that. 66 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:39,320 If there's nothing going on elsewhere, he's walking around, 67 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:41,800 finding somewhere to be a fucking pain in the arse. 68 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:44,080 I don't think you need it, if I'm being honest. 69 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:46,800 I think it's just a bit too much detail.Okay. 70 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:49,120 All right. Sometimes, less is more. 71 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:51,160 See you later. See you later. 72 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:53,040 Ready, boys? 73 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:55,320 He's just, oh, ying and yang. 74 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:58,040 Twang and wang. Bing and bang. 75 00:03:58,120 --> 00:03:59,720 Bill and Ben. 76 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:02,600 That's great, now all the staff can cook their own dinners. 77 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:05,520 A really good job. Really nice, really pleased with that. 78 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:08,160 He's... He's just brilliant. He gets it done. 79 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:12,800 With the kitchen in good hands... 80 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:14,680 Daz, can you bring the digger round? 81 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:18,640 ...I've had another idea to keep myself busy. 82 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:22,640 And another digger job for my crazy gang. 83 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:27,800 We are building a heliport for Vinnie. 84 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:30,320 So I've got my work cut out today. 85 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:32,000 (MAN SPEAKING) 86 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:35,600 Yeah, I've got a fish pond in mine! 87 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:41,160 My old mate Dennis Wise and his mate are coming in on Saturday morning. 88 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:44,040 So it's got to be nice and ready. You know what I mean? 89 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:45,840 It's not that bad, mate. 90 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:48,800 That's as good as it gets, baby. Five metres square. 91 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:51,880 Anybody digging a helicopter pad in their garden... 92 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:55,760 ...five metres square, all round. 93 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:05,920 With all this time on my hands, I can finally get some jobs done... 94 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,680 That one needs a bit of work. 95 00:05:07,760 --> 00:05:11,200 ...and on that list is collecting the spare key for one of my trucks 96 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:14,760 from my old muckers at the bespoke car dealers. 97 00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:18,120 I think that's Guy Ritchie's one there. 98 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:20,800 (READS) For sale. Guy Ritchie's custom Land Rover 110. 99 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:24,480 A rare icon of style and performance, 125 grand. 100 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:26,280 I drove that on The Gentlemen. 101 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:27,960 I drove it. 102 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:30,440 It's lovely, though. A nice colour.Yeah. Beautiful. 103 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:33,280 I'm more interested in the tractor. 104 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:36,760 Look!You should buy that, Vin. I'll have that. 105 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:40,040 This is mine, innit? It is. 106 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:44,080 They've given the best number to a bloke that spent six quid here. 107 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:46,000 Which was what? Double-oh seven.Right. 108 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:48,240 What have you got? 109 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:51,360 What did you... 110 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:53,440 (LAUGHTER) 111 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:57,600 I thought, if I whinged enough, I might... I thought I might get it. 112 00:05:57,680 --> 00:06:00,920 (LAUGHS) Double-oh seven! 113 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:02,800 That's the bollocks, innit? 114 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:05,840 Many years ago, I was in talks for the bad guy. 115 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:10,200 And, erm, I can't remember his name, he did it, in the end and I didn't. 116 00:06:10,280 --> 00:06:12,280 I didn't do it. A bit of a regret. 117 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:14,680 Well, it had to be done, didn't it? Yeah! 118 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:16,480 (LAUGHS) 119 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:19,400 Well done, boys. I do very much appreciate that. 120 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:22,280 What else have you got to show us? Any toys or anything? 121 00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:25,000 Cor! Look at this. I went across Russia in one of these. 122 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:26,800 For a month. 123 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:29,760 Chasing the bear poachers and the salmon poachers and that. 124 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:32,840 The tracks kept coming off. We had to do them out in the tundra. 125 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:36,240 I always laugh, because there was... We had a Russian driver 126 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:37,920 and he was in there... 127 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:41,240 It's hot in there.Really hot. Pissing with...Yeah.And he, like, 128 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:43,720 he was drinking these bottles and bottles of water. 129 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:47,280 We found out, at the end of the week, it was vodka!Ha! The usual. 130 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:49,920 Yeah, like water! And he was boshing it down. 131 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:54,960 Just to be seen driving round the farm in it!That would be hilarious. 132 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:56,640 It would, wouldn't it? Yeah. 133 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:58,920 I might have got a bit distracted here. 134 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,200 I was only meant to get my keys. 135 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:05,160 No battery! Thanks, lads. Yeah, thanks, yeah. 136 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:07,320 Cheers, Stu. No battery in my fob. 137 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:09,680 You bell-end! 138 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:12,040 (LAUGHTER) What a cock. 139 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:14,240 Cheers, Vin. See ya! 140 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:17,080 It wasn't even you. Bell-end! Yeah. 141 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:19,360 No battery in the thingy! 142 00:07:23,640 --> 00:07:25,640 Over at the lakes... 143 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:29,000 my wild-swimming-pool digging is causing complaints. 144 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:32,920 The neighbours are, I'm sure, a little bit concerned, 145 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:36,320 as to what's happening with a massive hole. 146 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:38,680 Yeah, I'm sure tongues are wagging. 147 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:41,560 And with the parish-council meeting days away, 148 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:43,840 I can't be putting a foot wrong. 149 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:46,120 Morning! Enjoy your walk. 150 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:50,800 Vinnie is worried about public perception. 151 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:53,760 The parish council provides a lot of influence. 152 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:58,160 They will oppose any planning that they don't see is correct. 153 00:07:58,240 --> 00:08:01,080 That could be a bit of a disaster. 154 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:04,960 To help with my neighbourly problem, I've brought in my lad, Dave, 155 00:08:05,040 --> 00:08:07,480 and consultant Johnny for advice. 156 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:11,040 Morning, Johnny. Vinnie, how do you do? 157 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:15,600 What can we do?Yeah.And the other thing is what is legal?Yeah. 158 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:18,080 Because we do have people come down here 159 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:20,480 and constantly phone the council on me. 160 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:22,960 And say, "Oi, what you up to?" Yeah. 161 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:24,920 Okay. Erm... 162 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:28,800 So, in the first instance, you've got to think of your legals. 163 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:35,240 Er, so you are creating a small lake. 164 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:38,840 You should really get the planning issues sorted out. 165 00:08:41,040 --> 00:08:43,720 I think, if you don't want to go down all that... 166 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:46,000 I don't....legal... I want a lake....aspect, 167 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:48,080 my first impression... 168 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:52,720 Yeah?...my thought would be to re-landscape all of these, 169 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:55,000 sort of, earthworks here, that you've done. 170 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:58,200 Yes.Fold it back in again. Yes. 171 00:08:58,280 --> 00:09:00,800 Put it down to a wildflower-seed mix. 172 00:09:00,880 --> 00:09:03,360 You're reinstating it. That's legal?Yeah. 173 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:06,160 Quite a lot of work to do, though. 174 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:09,360 Which one? This one? Yeah. 175 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:12,640 Look, I'm not this big Hollywood star that's gonna come 176 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:16,120 and smash the hell out of the countryside with a baseball bat. 177 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:19,480 It, it don't, it doesn't have to be this... 178 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:23,160 You know, just sapping all this energy, 179 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:25,040 with this fight that's not there. 180 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:29,880 He needs to fill it. He needs to fill that hole. 181 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:39,600 2 My big projects this summer haven't exactly gone to plan. 182 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:41,480 Twelve steps forward, 183 00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:44,560 24 back, it's exhausting. 184 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:47,120 It's hard when every man and his dog 185 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:49,920 wants to tell you what to do in your own back garden, 186 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:53,760 so I'm hoping Blondie's side projects have been more rewarding. 187 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:57,360 Wobbs? Yes, dear? 188 00:09:57,440 --> 00:10:00,760 Are you busy?I'm always busy. What do you want? 189 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:03,240 Well, there's been a few developments here. 190 00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:07,640 What was gonna be this, sort of, very illustrious... 191 00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:09,960 (LAUGHS) 192 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:12,480 ...beautiful... (CONTINUES LAUGHING) 193 00:10:12,560 --> 00:10:14,640 ...cabbage veg patch, it's, in fact, 194 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:19,200 just been desecrated, basically, by caterpillars. 195 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:24,080 Blondie's plans to get me and the lads to eat more greens 196 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:26,360 has taken a serious battering. 197 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:28,080 They've just taken over. Look. 198 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:31,160 (LAUGHS) 199 00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:34,160 Well, it didn't go very well, did it? It was all exciting. 200 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:36,720 Then, all of a sudden, things went drastically wrong. 201 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:38,520 So what can we do about it? 202 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:40,400 Well, there's still caterpillars here 203 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:42,440 and I'm still feeding them Savoy cabbages 204 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:45,000 from a very nice supermarket. Ah! 205 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:49,280 So you now want to stop the birds predating on the caterpillars?Yes! 206 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:53,000 I now...Okay.I'm... We're, basically, saving the caterpillars. 207 00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:57,760 This is their little sanctuary here. What do caterpillars turn into? 208 00:10:57,840 --> 00:11:00,920 Butterflies.So, if you net them, how are they gonna fly away? 209 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:04,080 We'll let them out. Can we just cover it straight over 210 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:06,560 and pin it straight to this? 211 00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:10,120 Do you remember, Wobbs, that you were the, sort of, the beginning... 212 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:12,760 It was our little project. It was.You've let me down, 213 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:15,960 because you let my cabbages die. But it's all trial and error. 214 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:18,040 It's all an experiment, isn't it? 215 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:21,400 I'm gonna keep feeding them, 216 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:24,480 because my plan of feeding has obviously worked and, er, yeah, 217 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:26,720 they're relying on me, they'll just follow me. 218 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:30,000 It'll be very Disney-like. They'll just follow me out, like that. 219 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:33,520 You think so?Yeah.I don't think it will happen like that. 220 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:35,360 (GIGGLES) That's the plan! 221 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:38,120 # This world of delusion! # 222 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:41,920 (LAUGHS) There you go. Then you can open that up. 223 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:45,080 That's it. Lovely.Would you like me to give you a lettuce 224 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:47,200 and some beetroot? 225 00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:49,560 As a reward for your hard work? 226 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:51,440 I'd rather have some money. 227 00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:53,280 (GIGGLES) Ain't you got no money? 228 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:54,960 I pay you in organic veg! 229 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:57,240 Oh, lovely! What have we got? 230 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:02,440 They're a bit holey.No, they're good, honestly, trust me. 231 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,320 And there's a spring onion. 232 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:10,160 Yeah? Let me see if I can get you a nice... 233 00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:12,440 (CHUCKLES) That's a beetroot. 234 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:15,400 It's not quite ready yet. What? Are you serious?Yeah. 235 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:17,680 They need to be a bit bigger than that.Oh. 236 00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:19,360 You might want to replant them. 237 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:22,920 We'll try them again in a couple of weeks' time.Okay. Come back later. 238 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,400 (LAUGHS) 239 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:27,120 Enjoy your dinner. Yeah, I will do. 240 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:30,320 If there's any caterpillars in there, bring them back to me. 241 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:33,040 You know where they go. It'll give me a lot of energy. 242 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:36,000 Ready for Monday morning's work. Yeah. Yeah, there you go. 243 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:38,280 And that is one happy camper. 244 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:44,920 With the parish-council meeting around the corner, 245 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,680 the last thing I want to do is jeopardise my plans 246 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:49,440 for the Lake House 247 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:53,000 and it seems some folk have got a lot to say about my hole. 248 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:59,760 Some of the locals complained to the council. 249 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:04,120 The council ain't too happy about it, so what I've done is 250 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,840 I've emailed Chichester Council today. 251 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:10,960 I've said, "Listen, I've reinstated the hole. 252 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:15,280 "It'll be back to as it was. I'll wild-flower it, no problem." 253 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:20,000 There are deadlines and it's not a small job. 254 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:21,960 It's a massive job 255 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:26,720 and his stress levels are reaching a, sort of, breaking point. 256 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,560 Surely I'm allowed to dig what I want. 257 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:35,880 Oh, it's just people. They get me down, they really get me down. 258 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:39,080 One day, they'll believe that 259 00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:42,240 I'm trying to do the right thing down here, you know. 260 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:44,280 Pfft. A shit show. 261 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:47,760 You know, there's not a bitter feud here or anything like that. 262 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:49,440 I've got lovely neighbours. 263 00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:52,800 It's one or two people that live way out, over there. 264 00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:56,280 They've got no right having a go, anyway. 265 00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:59,520 But when you do something nice, you never see them. 266 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:02,920 Until you do something else that you shouldn't. 267 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,200 They have to ring the council behind your back. 268 00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:07,920 If they came and discussed it with you, maybe you'd go, 269 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,200 "Oh, actually, you might have a point there." 270 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:11,880 They can't do that, though. 271 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:14,680 So me and Emma are going to the parish council. 272 00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:17,080 You know, it's red tape and everything else, 273 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,760 but I don't see that they can stop me. 274 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:21,920 The main thing for me is they don't think, 275 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:25,160 "He thinks he's better than us. He thinks he's some celebrity here. 276 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,040 "He came in with his Hollywood dollars 277 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:29,320 "and he's gonna do this, that and the other." 278 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:31,400 That's what we've got to eliminate. 279 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,840 That's brilliant, mate. I'm sure everybody's gonna be happy. 280 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:44,920 Especially the locals. Might get the old heat off me a little bit again. 281 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:49,400 Thanks, mate. Great job. Cheers, Vinnie.Ta-ra, mate. 282 00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:53,720 That is the end of the saga of the hole! 283 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,840 (LAUGHS) 284 00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:58,280 Now fuck off and leave me alone! 285 00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:00,760 Leave me alone, you bastards! 286 00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:09,040 It's not just the neighbours calling me out on my recent behaviour. 287 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:11,840 He's very frustrated, snappy. 288 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:14,040 He's losing his cool. 289 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:20,160 It's a matter of just, sort of, keeping him in check. 290 00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:23,760 (LAUGHS) 291 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,440 Hiya, hon. 292 00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:27,960 What's happening, hon? So... 293 00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:30,520 I know you've been getting really frustrated 294 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:33,840 and a bit cranky, because of the planning here. 295 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:38,480 There's a lot at stake at this parish-council meeting. 296 00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:41,840 He can't help himself, but keep getting stuck in 297 00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:44,680 and he will just cause chaos. 298 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:47,600 Yeah, I was out on my little, erm... 299 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:51,920 mischief manoeuvres, because I didn't have nothing to do. 300 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,960 There's not much we can do. 301 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:58,200 We're now dealing with stuff that's out of our hands. 302 00:15:58,280 --> 00:16:01,480 It's frustrating, but I think it's knowing 303 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:04,640 how to sort of manage that, isn't it?Yeah. Yeah. 304 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:07,160 And you feel like you're getting overwhelmed 305 00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:09,000 and it's getting a bit cranky, 306 00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:13,760 it's just to, sort of, go off and just enjoy the peace. 307 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:18,640 With Emma, you know, she can tell me where I should... 308 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:22,200 round the edges of what we're doing. 309 00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:24,280 She... She tells it how it is. 310 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:30,480 The farm never leaves him. It's good to get him off the farm. 311 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:33,480 It's good for him to get out into the... 312 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:36,560 into the world and see what's going on. 313 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:38,960 Shall I start now? Well... 314 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:42,040 We're all in it together, hon. Do you know what I mean? 315 00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:44,920 I'll start now, love. You're right.Well, okay. 316 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:48,000 All right. See you later, then. On that note, ta-ra, love. 317 00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:49,720 So, take a load off. 318 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:54,440 I'm starting now.Yeah, okay. I'll see you tomorrow. 319 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:56,200 (LAUGHS) Take your time. 320 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,360 Blondie is right. I need to take some time out, 321 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:06,320 because I don't want to upset any more locals 322 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,200 before the parish-council meeting. 323 00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:13,160 Something I've been meaning to do for years is head back 324 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:17,960 to where it all started for me, my old stomping ground in Watford. 325 00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:19,840 My journey has been unbelievable. 326 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:22,640 Five or six years old, playing football in Watford. 327 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:24,920 Then the fame and the celebrity and the movies. 328 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,680 I don't take nothing for granted. 329 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:29,360 Pfft. 330 00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:31,040 That's it, son. 331 00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:36,480 That's where the great... the great man was from. 332 00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:39,760 There used to be a lamppost here, somewhere. 333 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:42,440 We used to play under here. Mental. 334 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:48,720 I had wonderful childhood memories and I still cherish them. 335 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:53,800 Them first 12 years of your life, that's the warmest I feel in life. 336 00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:57,880 Warmer than all the football and all the acting and all the rest of it. 337 00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:00,520 The house is three times bigger than what it was. 338 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:04,280 That little extension weren't on and the one round the back wasn't on it. 339 00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:06,320 My mate, Pete, used to live just there. 340 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,400 And then Timmy lived further down. 341 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,440 This is all we did, play football here, 342 00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:15,400 from when I was, like, four, five, six, here. 343 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:18,480 The first 12 years were just a magnificent life for me, I think, 344 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:20,560 and then the devastation of the divorce. 345 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:24,240 If a bomb falls out of the sky and blows it all up, 346 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,920 you've got to start again, ain't ya? 347 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:30,560 And, sometimes, it takes you a long time to start again. 348 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:32,640 And if you look at me, go through it, 349 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,920 the drinking and all that was numbing it. 350 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:38,000 The fighting... What was that? Did I want to get hurt? 351 00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:41,640 Did I want to hurt myself? Was it self-inflicted pain? 352 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:43,320 Who knows? 353 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:46,520 But, you know, you have to... You have to recover from the bomb. 354 00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:49,600 You know? You have to fill in the... 355 00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:52,720 ...the hole it left. 356 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:57,520 I've arranged a reunion with Pete, 357 00:18:57,600 --> 00:19:00,880 one of my original crew of footy-playing pals. 358 00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:05,120 The thing I like about Pete, with it all, he's been a massive... 359 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:07,000 He's been very proud. 360 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:10,200 I'm quite emotional right now, actually, I'm trying to hold it in, 361 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:12,280 Charlie, to be fair, but, erm... 362 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:18,120 Pete's been very proud, all these years, I know he has. You know? 363 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:23,280 Hello, mate! How are you, boy? I'm all right, mate. You? 364 00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:25,320 Yeah. Good to see yous. 365 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,400 And you. Yeah. 366 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:29,280 Do you think it's all smaller? 367 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:32,680 Yeah. Everything is smaller. I think it's smaller.Yeah, yeah. 368 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:35,640 But this is where we played. All the time, all the time. 369 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:38,120 Opposite your house. We put a goal post down there. 370 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:41,320 There was a streetlight there. Yeah, and that would be the goal. 371 00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:43,280 My mum used to shout out of that window. 372 00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:46,240 Your mum used to come to the corner. Timmy's mum, "Timothy!" 373 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:47,960 (CHUCKLES) Yeah, that's right. 374 00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:50,360 Do you remember the village fetes? 375 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,240 No. 376 00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:55,520 The first village fete, I think, was 1972 and there was a... 377 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:58,520 They laid out a football pitch, at the bottom, there.Yeah? 378 00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:00,920 There were six teams and we won it.Did we?Yeah. 379 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,600 You played. There were six of us. 380 00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:05,880 So that would have been my first medal.Probably.Did we get medals? 381 00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:09,240 Yeah. Fantastic place to grow up. We thought this was the world. 382 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:13,000 Weren't much more. There was the little shop down the corner.Yeah. 383 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:15,800 Do you remember I found that money in my old man's office? 384 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:17,600 Yeah. (LAUGHTER) 385 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:20,760 I found a load of money! It must have been the wages. 386 00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:22,840 I thought, "I'll have a tenner!" 387 00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:25,520 I bought whole box of Chewits and everything.I know. 388 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:29,000 I think I'd come home from school or they brought me home from school. 389 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:30,680 And why is my mum... 390 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:34,320 I saw my mum in a red mac and all the police cars were here. 391 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:38,200 The teacher had brought me home. I went, "I am in the shit."(LAUGHS) 392 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,200 I run down the back of your house. 393 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:43,440 And I threw it all in the back of your garden, down there.(LAUGHS) 394 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:45,440 Bloody hell. Happy days. 395 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:48,640 I tell you what, it was a two-hour drive up. 396 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:51,520 Fifty-five years sort of flashed by me a little bit. 397 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:54,440 You know?I know, mate. Brought back this and this.I know. 398 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,520 A bit scary, innit? It is. 399 00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:59,760 I've got something for you. Bear with me a moment.Go on then, boy. 400 00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:05,640 There you go, Vin. 401 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:08,000 It's me and you. Bloody hell. 402 00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:10,080 Bekonscot Village. 403 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,720 A long time ago. That was. 404 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:17,400 Look at that. The railway. We're sitting on the little bridge there. 405 00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:19,240 The train was going underneath, look. 406 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,000 (CHUCKLES) 407 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,760 Bloody hell. 408 00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:24,920 (CAR DOOR SHUTS) Right. 409 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:29,240 Seeing as we used to throw our jumpers down...Yeah, yeah. 410 00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:32,320 I've got you a present and I really think this is fitting 411 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:34,400 for 55 years of... 412 00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:37,040 a friendship, really, you know. 413 00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:39,720 This is my tracksuit top from the FA Cup Final. 414 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,800 Mate, that's fantastic. 415 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:44,880 Because I know you'll look after it. 416 00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:46,560 I will. Now... 417 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:48,640 Oh, mate, that is fantastic. 418 00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:51,320 That is so kind of you. Thank you so much, mate. 419 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:54,920 Well...Thank you.We've got to... We've got a lot of history, mate. 420 00:21:55,000 --> 00:22:00,320 Yeah.And I think... You know, you were right there at the beginning. 421 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,280 I taught you everything you know! 422 00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:04,360 Taught me everything I know, yeah. (LAUGHS) 423 00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:06,720 Yeah. Absolutely. Great memories. 424 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:09,920 We've got to keep in touch.Yeah. Good to see you.Keep in touch. 425 00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:13,080 Time away from the farm, 426 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:17,040 catching up with my old pal has really put things in perspective. 427 00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:25,680 2 Getting away from the farm has been good and I think it's only right 428 00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:28,320 I put a smile back on Blondie's face. 429 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:31,840 So I'm breathing some life back into her butterfly sanctuary. 430 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:35,240 I'm gonna brighten her up a little bit, because this was 431 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:39,720 a bit of a rough job and I'm just gonna slice a bit of VJ magic 432 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:42,920 and I'm gonna put some butterflies in there for her. 433 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:47,040 So when she comes out, she thinks she's the Butterfly Whisperer! 434 00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:49,560 Get up that end, you little buggers. 435 00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:52,920 Blondie! 436 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,200 Yes? Hon!Yeah? 437 00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:58,120 I've saved your cabbage patch. What have you done? 438 00:22:58,200 --> 00:22:59,840 Look at the butterflies! 439 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:02,640 Oh, my goodness! Oh, my goodness. Loads of them, look. 440 00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:04,320 Look at them all feeding. 441 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:07,080 They are in their element. Well done, hon. 442 00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:10,160 Right, are you gonna release them? Yeah, I can't keep them. 443 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:13,560 Be very careful, because they're so delicate. 444 00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:15,560 There you are. Look, look, there they go. 445 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:18,200 Look at 'em, look at 'em. 446 00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:20,560 Go free! 447 00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:23,440 Yeah, they're pretty cool. Look at that! 448 00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:26,920 Go on, that's it. That's what it's all about. 449 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,560 Well done, hon. Thank you so much. 450 00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:34,120 The first thing I ever done was caught butterflies when I was a kid. 451 00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:36,200 Really? Yeah. I loved it. 452 00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:40,360 I know, for a fact, that those butterflies 453 00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:43,160 didn't come from my caterpillars, 454 00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:45,720 but I'm gonna let him think 455 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:48,520 that I think that they did, 456 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:52,160 because I know he's only doing it to make me happy. 457 00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:02,200 I need to make better use of my time. 458 00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:04,960 So I'm focusing on what I can do with my new lakes 459 00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:06,640 that won't annoy any locals. 460 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:12,000 It's a schoolboy thing to say, "I've got my own trout river." 461 00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:16,080 My own trout lake. You know? It's another boyhood dream of mine. 462 00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:18,800 You know? We've actually seen one down that end. 463 00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:20,480 That's about all we've seen. 464 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,920 The cormorants or whatever have finished them off. 465 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,760 So, yeah, I want to get them in here. 466 00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:28,880 Let them go wild. Let them grow on all the natural insects. 467 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:37,600 I've asked Dave and his mate, Dan, at the fishery... 468 00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:40,280 All right, boys? All right, Vin? 469 00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:43,480 ...to sort me out some prime trout for my lake. 470 00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:48,560 Whoo-hoo-hoo! Two-and-a-half-year olds. 471 00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:51,520 Most of the ones you're gonna be picking up are.Amazing. 472 00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:54,360 This is your guys. There's just shy of 100 there. 473 00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:57,240 You've got enough.Good. All right, then. Come on, Dave. 474 00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:59,320 Me and Pip will watch you. 475 00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:03,080 Dave, not too many of them small ones, please. 476 00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:04,760 Get the bigger ones. 477 00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:07,680 Ooh, there's some big boys! That's what we want. 478 00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:10,760 Look at the size of them. Some of them are beauties. 479 00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:13,400 Look at that brownie! How big is that, Dan? 480 00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:15,680 Ah, it's the best part of 10 lb or so. 481 00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:17,840 A 10 lb brownie? Whoo-hoo! 482 00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:21,240 The last one. 483 00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:23,080 What's that? A sardine? 484 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:26,640 Lovely. Well done, boys. We'll get these back, then. 485 00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:28,720 We'll see you there. See you in a minute. 486 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:31,440 With the truck locked and loaded, 487 00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:35,400 we've got to get these big boys settled and happy in their new home. 488 00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:37,640 That's where they want to go to, just there. 489 00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:39,400 It'll be your rainbows first. 490 00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:41,360 They sit on top of the tank. Go on, then. 491 00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:47,240 They want to go, look. Yeah, they want to go. 492 00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:49,320 Lovely and healthy. Look at that! 493 00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:51,120 Go on, you bastard! 494 00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:55,760 Dave does two or three days down the trout farm. 495 00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:59,040 I brought him up to do our lakes, the carp and the forestry. 496 00:25:59,120 --> 00:26:01,200 Really good on his fish. 497 00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:05,160 Look at that. Whoo-hoo-hoo! Ooh, that's a slab. Look at him! 498 00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:08,720 Vinnie is a mentor. He's a good guiding character, 499 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:11,920 but he is also as crazy as a box of frogs. 500 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:15,600 That bastard has got his own email address, I guarantee you. 501 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:18,360 fish@eat-'em-up.com! 502 00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:21,440 If you try and keep up with him, you're just gonna get caught up 503 00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:23,480 in this washing machine of chaos. 504 00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:27,400 But it keeps the day interesting, I wouldn't have it any other way. 505 00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:31,480 Dave's in charge of the lakes here and he's already smashing it, 506 00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:34,240 doing a cracking job at the grounds around it. 507 00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:37,440 I'm a happy bunny. Absolutely fantastic. 508 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:40,000 There's one right over there, look. See him?Mmm-hmm. 509 00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:43,000 They've really gone, they've really taken to this beautifully. 510 00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:45,920 And to see what we've done... In what? A year?Mmm-hmm. 511 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:49,640 Next year, it'll be even better, but this is just the start of it. 512 00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:51,320 Cheers, son. 513 00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:55,600 There are always lads that are, you know, sort of, not so secure, 514 00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:59,000 in what they do and say and they're, sort of, a little bit stand-back. 515 00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:01,080 Dave is a little bit like that. 516 00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:03,800 Dave lost his dad at a young age. 517 00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:06,680 You know? And that can derail anybody. 518 00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:10,360 I knew he was a lad in need of an arm around him. 519 00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:13,560 I really do think he's found a bit of a family here. 520 00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:17,040 You're doing a good job, mate. All your hard work is paying off. 521 00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:19,640 I mean, we've done a year now, haven't we?Yeah. 522 00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:22,120 You go back 12 months and it was barren here. 523 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:25,520 I mean, this is your baby.Yeah. I mean, that's why I brought you in. 524 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:27,840 You're getting to a good stage in your life now, 525 00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:29,640 where you're getting stability. 526 00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:31,920 You're happy? Yeah, I'm happy. 527 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:35,360 That's good, mate. Yeah, I can see where I'm going now. 528 00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:37,640 You feel like you've got a bit of a base?Yeah. 529 00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:41,520 I just couldn't settle. I'd just bounce around the country, 530 00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:45,440 from one place to another and I feel like I'm, I'm there now. 531 00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:47,520 That's great. And, you know, Dave, 532 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:49,880 I done exactly the same, when I was younger. 533 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:53,240 When I left home, I left home at 15. And I feel for you, mate. 534 00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:55,760 I was on different couches, different beds, 535 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:59,120 sleeping in the van, you know, I went through that. 536 00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:01,920 So, you know, you don't want that for other people. 537 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,880 As long as we've got each other's backs. 538 00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:05,640 You ain't had that for a long time. 539 00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:08,520 I can tell. Now you've got people that have got your back. 540 00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:19,120 I'm doing my best to do right by the locals, 541 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:23,080 but tonight is finally D-Day at the parish-council meeting. 542 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:27,240 Any objections and it could really throw a spanner in the works. 543 00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:30,480 I would imagine he is quite nervous, yeah. 544 00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:32,160 Make or break his plans, I guess. 545 00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:35,920 Oh, look at 'em all, look. There's only about 10 people who live here. 546 00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:40,400 There is a lot at stake here. 547 00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:42,800 You have to be born and bred and have generations 548 00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:46,360 to really be accepted in small communities out in the countryside. 549 00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:49,360 I want to be part of the community and I want to do it nicely. 550 00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:52,240 There's a few cars here. I've never seen so many cars here. 551 00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:54,520 I think this is the big excitement of the year! 552 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:56,600 Please don't have any punch-ups, will you? 553 00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:58,640 What, with 80-year-old geezers? No. 554 00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:04,080 It's a huge stage to get to, in the proceedings, so, yeah, 555 00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,480 the parish-council meeting is a big deal 556 00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:08,160 and it's very tense. 557 00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:11,360 I want to go to the parish council and say, "Look, we are human. 558 00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:13,040 "We just want to get this done 559 00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:15,720 "and put another 100 years on this beautiful building." 560 00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:19,920 To be part of the community with your neighbours, 561 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,200 people get to really see the real Vinnie, 562 00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:27,400 how he isn't the big, bad wolf or whatever it is that they think. 563 00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:37,120 I think, if you humanise yourself and they see 564 00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:41,520 that you've actually got skin like them and a nose and two eyes, 565 00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:43,880 it breaks down a lot of barriers. 566 00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:52,880 Was that it? Yeah. 567 00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:55,800 Thank you. Thanks, everyone. Thank you. 568 00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:01,360 So, I couldn't really hear it, but they kind of said, "Any objections? 569 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:03,440 "Any questions?" And everyone said no.No. 570 00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:06,600 They're happy about it.Oh, good. Thanks, Jan.Thank you so much. 571 00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:09,760 Still waiting for my flapjacks! Lots of love.That was good. 572 00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:12,040 Yeah, no objections. All fine, really. 573 00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:15,400 A really fun night out, actually. I've enjoyed it. 574 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:19,640 Yay!It's been really good. That's how our, our life has got to. 575 00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:23,040 (LAUGHS) That I am just thrilled. A little parish-council night out! 576 00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:26,440 I thought there'd be a lot more people and like, "Oi, this, that." 577 00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:29,680 Objecting.It was kind of like waiting for the bang 578 00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:31,360 and it never happened. 579 00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:33,720 It's really broke the ice for us. Yeah.I think. 580 00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:35,800 Now we've found our new hobby. 581 00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:37,480 No, we haven't. 582 00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:45,480 It's not just the parish council moving things 583 00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:47,160 onwards and upwards for me. 584 00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:49,040 See that, with the H? Look. 585 00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:51,720 My lads have finally finished the helipad. 586 00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:54,600 Looks really smart. We have a lot of visitors land here. 587 00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:56,280 Boom, away you go. 588 00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:58,000 That is the ultimate. 589 00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:04,160 My launch pad being the final piece to the farm's puzzle, 590 00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:07,960 it's time to call a meeting with Blondie for some new ideas. 591 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:12,320 There she is!There you are. There's Blondie.What are you doing? 592 00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:16,880 Just having a cup of tea. And admiring the new kitchen. 593 00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:19,880 Yeah, it looks nice, doesn't it? It looks really good. 594 00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:22,920 So we're done. So this is... Yeah.This is finished. 595 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,000 I'm just, I'm just sitting here, thinking. 596 00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:28,280 Dangerous!Yeah, I know, but, no, I think I'm kinda there. 597 00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:31,080 I want to have a little get-together. 598 00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:34,680 Yeah.All the people that have helped us. All our friends. 599 00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:37,480 Yeah.They can all come and see all the new kitchen, 600 00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:39,560 the bathrooms, the whole lot. 601 00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:41,680 All the new facilities that really... 602 00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:44,000 All right, Mick? All right, Mick? 603 00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:46,160 Thinking about having a little get-together. 604 00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:48,040 What do you think? 605 00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:50,280 Next week! 606 00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:54,200 Me.Vinnie.I just threw it, literally, as you walked in. 607 00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:56,600 Well, if you want to do that, I'm well up for it. 608 00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:59,200 Get a little band, have a little shindig.Yeah. 609 00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:02,640 Get some bales out there. Get Goat on the barbecue. 610 00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:04,920 So what I'm thinking is that we do, 611 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,400 sort of, like, a bit of a cowboy theme. 612 00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:09,600 That'd be hilarious. Would it? 613 00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:11,520 Got a bar, got a kitchen. 614 00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:14,040 We can celebrate all the work that's been done here. 615 00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:15,720 That's it. This farm is done! 616 00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:18,120 Don't buy any more farms. 617 00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:22,280 Yeah, there is that... There is that property at the back of... that one. 618 00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:24,520 No! That needs buying, I think. 619 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:26,280 No, let's just enjoy this. 620 00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:31,000 But, with just a few days till my little shindig, 621 00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:34,080 Wobbly has still got some last-minute fixes 622 00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:35,960 on the new toilets. 623 00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:38,520 When I hung this door, these rubbers weren't in, 624 00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:42,120 so I've just got to adjust this keep a bit, so it shuts a bit tighter. 625 00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:44,280 I'm pleased with the way they've turned out. 626 00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:47,560 Turned out quite nicely, haven't they? When we started, it was just 627 00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:50,120 an old, shitty shed, really, wasn't it? 628 00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:53,280 I'm still not a fan of the colour, I won't lie. 629 00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:55,280 But, yeah, all good. 630 00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:57,920 (CLICKS SHUT) That's got it. 631 00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,960 It's always just by the skin of my teeth. 632 00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:02,640 I just meet these deadlines. 633 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:05,760 INTERVIEWER: Feeling confident? Toilets, kitchen, ready to roll? 634 00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:09,840 As long as nobody uses them, yeah! (LAUGHS) 635 00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:18,520 2 It's the morning of my Wild West party. 636 00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:21,400 In just a few hours, I've got 50 guests rocking up 637 00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:24,440 and there's a tonne of jobs still to do. 638 00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:28,960 I'm counting on my band of cowboys to pull together... 639 00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:31,360 Greetings! ...and get my ranch ready. 640 00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:34,360 Wobbly! 641 00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:36,840 Hello, Wobbly.I can't hear you. Do you like this? 642 00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:40,120 I can't hear you, Emma.Hello! Can you shout a little bit louder? 643 00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:42,280 Do you like this? What have you got it for? 644 00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:47,160 Basically, for lots of shouting. Today, I'm answering to a new boss? 645 00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:50,920 Yes.You're the new sheriff in town. There's a new sheriff.Right, okay. 646 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,880 Lovely. Good. 647 00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:55,960 So, today, you're on welly-wanging. I've been doing it all week! 648 00:33:56,040 --> 00:34:00,160 But go on.Thank you, Wobbly, Chief Welly-Wanger! 649 00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:09,040 The party prep is stepping up a gear and with plenty of hands on deck... 650 00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:12,000 It looks very good, actually, doesn't it? It looks lovely. 651 00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:14,080 ...there's only one thing for it. 652 00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:16,440 Do one and escape from the madness. 653 00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:19,800 Right, who else? Dave, where... Where are you going? 654 00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:22,160 Especially Blondie and that megaphone. 655 00:34:22,240 --> 00:34:24,040 Is everybody working? 656 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:32,600 This is, like, the ultimate hare field. 657 00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:37,080 A few months back, I planted wildflower seeds 658 00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:40,560 and turned 40 acres into the perfect playground for brown hares. 659 00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:42,240 Look at them flowers. 660 00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:45,160 Look at them sunflowers coming up. Beautiful! 661 00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:50,880 With our hare population dwindling, this area of flowers and crops 662 00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:54,280 has given these animals a place to thrive. 663 00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:57,920 So that, for me, is a beautiful back garden. 664 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:02,480 For me and all the animals, the insects, the birds, the mammals. 665 00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:04,840 We've got maize in the background. 666 00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:07,320 You know, the cover for them there. 667 00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:11,280 Look at these seeds. Look at this. 668 00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:14,880 Look. And that will see them right through this winter. 669 00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:17,040 And it'll be saving their lives. 670 00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:22,840 Look, look, there's a kite up there now. Look. See it? 671 00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:26,200 Something has come out of this field and gone in there, in the cover. 672 00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:29,800 It can't find it, so we might have saved a hare or a partridge. 673 00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:33,520 That has proved that we're doing our best. 674 00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:37,400 When I walk up here and I see five, six, seven hares run out, 675 00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:41,320 I'm doing my job and my hare population, I would say, 676 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:44,840 has gone from five or six to 50 or 60. 677 00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:47,400 Magnificent. 678 00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:52,480 (LAUGHS) 679 00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:55,160 Back at base, while my back has been turned, 680 00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:58,280 the new sheriff has taken over the ranch. 681 00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:03,880 Figure of eight. And drop. 682 00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:05,680 That looks amazing! 683 00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:07,960 And I can't dodge her any longer. 684 00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:10,040 (FIDDLE DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 685 00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:12,600 I'd put that in the fridge next door.Yeah. 686 00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:17,040 Hon! 687 00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:18,720 (THROUGH MEGAPHONE) Hon! 688 00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:22,400 Yes, hon, I'm afraid there's a new sheriff in town! 689 00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:28,080 It's about time you paid attention, cowboy! 690 00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:30,120 Hon, if I didn't fancy you, I do now. 691 00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,000 And I've got a whip! 692 00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:33,680 Here's my gun. 693 00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:36,880 Do you approve?Well, let's just send everybody home right now! 694 00:36:39,720 --> 00:36:42,680 The stage is set for a right good knees-up. 695 00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:46,360 With all of us dressed the part... Yes! 696 00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:49,960 ...it's time to celebrate everything we've done on the farm this year. 697 00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:53,360 Oh! Bull's-eye! 698 00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:56,080 The lads have all come in and they've smashed it. 699 00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:01,440 I'm absolutely chuffed to bits, now that we're finally there, 700 00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:03,360 putting the old seal of approval on it. 701 00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:05,120 Ooh-ya! (SHRIEKS) 702 00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:07,040 Oh! Uhh. 703 00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:09,080 Oh, that's miles! 704 00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:13,480 Oh, I'm having a whale of a time. Come on then, Wobbs! 705 00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:15,560 You are gonna wobble. Look at him! 706 00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:17,480 Oh, he's stripping off! Hold on. 707 00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:20,080 (CROWD CHEERING) Yee-haw! 708 00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:21,920 Right, Wobbly! 709 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,240 (MORE CHEERING) 710 00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:27,320 Whoa! Whoo! 711 00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:30,000 Cor blimey. 712 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:34,760 Aaaah! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 713 00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:36,440 (LAUGHS) 714 00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:39,400 That's 27 seconds Wobbs has got to beat. 715 00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:41,080 Oh, that's hard. All right, innit? 716 00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:42,760 (LAUGHTER) 717 00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:45,640 (CROWD CHEERING) Ha ha ha! 718 00:37:45,720 --> 00:37:47,840 Wobbly, innit hard? 719 00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:49,520 It's hard. (LAUGHS) 720 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,200 Come on! 721 00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:52,880 Come on. He's going. Wobbly! 722 00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:54,960 Go on! Stay on, Wobbs! 723 00:37:58,160 --> 00:37:59,760 27! A draw! 724 00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:01,520 Come on, Wobbs. 725 00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:04,800 Hon, make the bed up in the spare room tonight.(CHUCKLES) 726 00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:09,160 Go on, hon! (SHRIEKS) 727 00:38:09,240 --> 00:38:11,840 (LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE) 728 00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:18,760 2 (JAUNTY DANCE TUNE) 729 00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:20,600 It's been a long summer. 730 00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:24,480 The barbecue is now open! 731 00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:27,200 As I look around my band of cowboys, 732 00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:30,040 I couldn't be prouder of all my gang 733 00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:32,120 and all they've got done on the farm. 734 00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:35,200 I don't know how we've got to here, to be honest, but we have. 735 00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:37,840 Somehow, we've done it. A lot of money gone into it. 736 00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:40,000 A lot of blood, sweat and tears. 737 00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:42,280 But I'm really pleased that we've accomplished 738 00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:43,960 everything we wanted to. 739 00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:46,240 The reason we're all here today, 740 00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:49,600 really, is just to say a massive thank you to everybody. 741 00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:52,520 Me and Emma have, sort of, gone on this crusade 742 00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:55,200 to get this farm finished, with Wobbs 743 00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:58,040 and everybody else that's helped us along the way. 744 00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:02,320 Jan, Goat, Big George. People, you're all important. 745 00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:05,160 We've done a beautiful staff room, if you like. 746 00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:07,360 We want this to be a place where all you lads 747 00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:09,360 can come and chat to each other. 748 00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:12,200 The kettle is always on. Always someone there to talk to. 749 00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:15,680 Now this is done, we're ready to rock and roll. You're all part of it 750 00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:17,920 and we'll move on to the next project. 751 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:21,280 Thanks, everybody, for coming. Have a great time. Thanks, everyone. 752 00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:24,080 Well done, hon. 753 00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:27,280 Can I just say something quickly? Hold on! 754 00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:31,040 Hang on. I really would love your honest opinion 755 00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:32,920 on the colour of the toilets. 756 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:37,120 Me and him have got a bet. It's either a yes or a no. Okay? 757 00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:40,360 Let the Wild West shoot-out begin! 758 00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:42,440 Oh, Johnny, up or down? 759 00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:44,720 Oh, Wobbly! Wobbs, you're struggling. 760 00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,360 I think it looks fucking hideous, personally. 761 00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:49,560 Oh, Simon? 762 00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:52,520 No! Come on. Oh, my God. Another one! 763 00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:54,640 Wobbly! Oh, my God! 764 00:39:54,720 --> 00:39:57,280 Come on. Wobbly, one for you. Undecided. 765 00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:59,280 Jan, thank you. You saved the day. 766 00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:02,800 Just no.No. I'd rather green. Yeah, so do I. 767 00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:04,720 Yes, Goaty, yes! 768 00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:06,600 Goat, good lad. 769 00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:09,240 Come over here and join the thumbs-downs. 770 00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:13,080 It's a clear victory for my pink team. 771 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:16,760 That's rock and roll, baby. Don't go against rock and roll. 772 00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:18,880 Winner, chicken dinner, I'm afraid, son. 773 00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:22,360 You know what the good thing is? At least I ain't got to repaint it. 774 00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:24,880 (LAUGHTER) Yeah! Yeah. 775 00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:31,840 It's more than just a work space for a lot of people. 776 00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:34,640 It's not like a normal working site, put it that way. 777 00:40:34,720 --> 00:40:37,520 It's... It runs a little bit deeper, I would say. 778 00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:41,360 DAVE: I've never had a place to talk about stuff going on. 779 00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:45,320 It's somewhere we're all mates, we can talk about whatever we want. 780 00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:48,000 We can have a joke and then we get on with our day. 781 00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:51,280 (FIDDLE DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 782 00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:53,400 One, two, three! 783 00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:57,080 I look around this place now and I go, "I can't believe it." 784 00:40:57,160 --> 00:41:00,160 I mean, no one can believe it. Wobbly's worked his arse off. 785 00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:04,200 I mean, I think it's a much, much harder season for him 786 00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:06,720 this year than last year. 787 00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:09,200 You know, he gets it done. He's like me. 788 00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:11,440 I mean, he smashed it. 789 00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:14,960 He is a pleasure to work for. We have our moments, 790 00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:18,800 but he has got a big heart and he does care about other people 791 00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:21,360 and what they feel and how they're feeling. 792 00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:23,720 I think Emma has changed him dramatically. 793 00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:26,120 He seems in a lot happier space than what he was. 794 00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:28,880 With Emma, you know, we get on fantastic. 795 00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:31,720 She's great fun to be around. With what we've been through 796 00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:33,880 and everything, you need fun in your life. 797 00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:38,240 I'm a bit older than her. I like a bit of pipe and slippers. 798 00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:41,680 But she can hold on the rocket. I think that's the secret. 799 00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:44,640 (DANCE MUSIC ENDS) (CHEERING) 800 00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:53,440 (BIRD WARBLES) 801 00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:55,120 (BIRDSONG) 802 00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:57,600 It's the morning after the night before 803 00:41:57,680 --> 00:42:00,880 and I'm waking up to some long-awaited news. 804 00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:04,240 (PHONE RINGS) Ooh. Here we go. 805 00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:07,400 Right now, with the Lake House, all our ducks are in a row. 806 00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:10,360 All the council stuff is all done and in. 807 00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:14,600 We're just waiting for the stamps of approval, really. 808 00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:17,040 Fantastic. Awesome. 809 00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:19,680 Okay. Well done, Alex. 810 00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:21,360 Boom. Thank you. 811 00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:25,720 That's it. That's the green light we've been waiting for, boys. 812 00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:29,840 I won't say I'm smug about it, but I'm like, "Yes!" 813 00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:34,120 It really has paid off. The patience. Take your time. 814 00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:37,800 And now, finally, yes. Thank you, Lord. 815 00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:40,880 Months of paperwork, meetings 816 00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:44,760 and consultations have led to this moment. 817 00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:48,440 It's been a long process, but now, all of a sudden, 818 00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:51,960 it's kicked into gear and things are slotting in nicely. 819 00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:54,960 Bloody love it. Look at this, Pip. 820 00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:56,760 Here we go. 821 00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:58,720 A planning notice. 822 00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:00,800 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 823 00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:03,600 (READS) Notice is hereby given. 824 00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:07,520 It's all looking good. That's massive progress for me. 825 00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:09,440 This is great. I'm really pleased. 826 00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:12,120 How about that, Piparoony? 827 00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:14,000 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Yeah, yeah, yeah! 828 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,800 Only my right-hand man to tell now. 829 00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:20,560 Right, Wobbs, awesome news. 830 00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:24,600 (SAW OFF) The planning notices have gone up down the lakes. 831 00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:26,960 Oh, lovely. Good. Getting somewhere, then?Yes! 832 00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:30,480 Oh, thank God. It's great, but it's not. When you're working here, 833 00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:32,160 you're never finished. 834 00:43:32,240 --> 00:43:35,160 If you're not off with your mates making millions, come back. 835 00:43:35,240 --> 00:43:38,640 I ain't making millions, when I can come here, work for a pittance.Yes. 836 00:43:38,720 --> 00:43:41,200 Slave labour.Yes. Yeah.All right? 837 00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:43,680 I'll see you next year.Okay. All right.Okay. 838 00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:49,840 Oh, I'm done! (SQUEALS) 839 00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:52,200 Ah, we did it. We did it! 840 00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:54,280 What do you mean "we"?Well... Steady on! 841 00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:57,200 Yeah, but I kept you going throughout.Did you? 842 00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:00,640 Yeah.Okay.And kept you sane, didn't I?You did, hon.Yeah. 843 00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:06,520 With the builders packed up, 844 00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:11,160 it's time to make good on my promise and teach Blondie to fish. 845 00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:16,720 Hold it there, nicely. With the other hand. 846 00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:18,960 (GIGGLES) Yeah, that's it. 847 00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:20,760 Got it? 848 00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:24,040 Now look at it. Watch it. Look. Look.Okay. It bobbed.See it?Yeah. 849 00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:26,160 It's moving. Something has got it. Look. 850 00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:28,160 It'll go under in a minute. Watch, watch! 851 00:44:28,240 --> 00:44:30,160 Take your time. 852 00:44:30,240 --> 00:44:32,560 Oh, you're on, hon. Oh! Oh! 853 00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:35,160 Oh, a little baby one. Turn it... 854 00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:37,520 Where are you going?Oh. Come here. 855 00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:40,040 Bring your rod down. Well done. 856 00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:42,160 Good catch, hon. Thank you. 857 00:44:42,240 --> 00:44:43,840 Look at him, look. Aw. 858 00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:47,320 Cor, the maggot is nearly as big as him, the little rascal. 859 00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:50,480 A beautiful little carp. They're gonna end up big monsters. 860 00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:54,600 Oh! So that's my first fish I've ever caught. 861 00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:56,600 That's pretty impressive. 862 00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:59,560 We've got to do more fishing next year.Yeah. 863 00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:01,240 This is nice. 864 00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:03,480 Does anything stand out, 865 00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:06,840 over the summer that you didn't expect? 866 00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:09,120 Not expect, but... Any highlights?Yeah. 867 00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:11,800 The boys.Yeah.Having the grandchildren was fantastic. 868 00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:13,480 We can build on that now. 869 00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:15,600 We've got that pontoon, get them fishing. 870 00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:19,760 If you had to summarise this summer in one word, what would it be? 871 00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:23,400 Er... 872 00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:25,480 In one word? Yeah. 873 00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:27,160 That's hard. 874 00:45:27,240 --> 00:45:29,680 Erm, I would have to say... 875 00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:34,040 ...tranquil. 876 00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:38,480 Really?Yeah. I don't think it was as nutty as it could have been. 877 00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:41,720 Well, you know why. 878 00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:43,440 Waiting for the planning. 879 00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:47,480 Yeah, so, actually...We were... ...it's not been a bad thing. 880 00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:51,000 So you've, basically, learnt patience. 881 00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:52,800 A bit of patience. 882 00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:56,880 We've still got loads going on. I'm still swinging. 883 00:45:56,960 --> 00:46:00,560 But do you think you've learnt to, sort of, take more of a pause, 884 00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:02,760 maybe, this summer? No. 885 00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:05,440 What are you talking about? It's been nuts.You have. 886 00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:07,520 You know, I'm not soppy enough to say, 887 00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:10,320 "Oh, yeah, I've really calmed down, I've really..." 888 00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:12,800 Bollocks. What a load of bollocks. 889 00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:16,160 I still crack on and I'm on my rocket and I'm smashing on. 890 00:46:16,240 --> 00:46:19,360 And just you wait till I get my hands on that Lake House. 891 00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:24,280 The first job is to buy a 16-tonne digger. 892 00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:27,400 And I'm gonna get down there and get smashing. 893 00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:29,280 It's gonna be exciting, isn't it? 894 00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:32,560 To finally...Yeah. ...get going on this.Yeah. 895 00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:34,840 It's been a long time in the making. 896 00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:38,120 This year? Tranquil. Looking at that... 897 00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:40,760 a shit show next year, a shit show. 898 00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:44,200 And then we're back. And we're back! 899 00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:46,280 How would you sum up this summer, then? 900 00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:48,360 I think I'd say it's been emotional. 901 00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:50,680 (LAUGHS) You turd! 902 00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:52,840 What a turd! 903 00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:54,520 There is one more thing. 904 00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:56,480 BOTH: It's been emotional. 905 00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:58,960 (HUMS THEME SONG) (LAUGHS) 906 00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:09,680 Subtitles by Deluxe